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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now that's the Whiting Show and we're into another new
hour in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It
is a Thursday morning, a pre Friday. Oh yes, it's
October the sixteenth, twenty twenty five. On Woody. That's Greg
Gory Menace. Good morning to you. Good morning Woody. There's
Gina Grass. We got Sea Bass Morgan is here. Phones
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are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, send us
your text over to two to nine eight seven. How
is Something's Burning? Menace went to it, told like a
Bert Kreischers Something Burning podcast that was on his birthday
month wish list and made it happen. Finally got a
heart of Bert. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. How is Burt
Burt is great?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, dude vert Bert Joekoy and our friend Gibroeglesias.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
They all have it figured out.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
They have their own compounds, they have their own teams,
and they all they do is like produce like fun content.
It's all about just having fun. Yeah. He just has
his he has his compound with his uh you know,
his kitchen set up where it's like a TV studio
and he just advice his friends over and he cooked
meals for them and he makes a podcast out of it.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah. I think he just took a house that he
used to live in and then he just made that
into like that's the offices of there of you know,
the whole Burt Kreischer, you know, warranchise, and then use
the kitchen for this something's burning thing and.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, yeah, pretty cool. I mean it's so much fun.
He's having a blast there. It's really really cool.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That was food.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
The food really really good. He made some stir fry
for everybody, and uh yeah, I just I mean you
told him, we said hello, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, and he said you sent him
our best.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh dude, as regards he is so stoked for this
Dubai trip that we're doing. Oh yeah, he would not
stop talking about. He told his whole team.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Wait, wait, yeah, let me get straight. So wait, so you're.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Going everybody in the hall of the home. He kept
on stopping him. He's like, do you know what he's doing.
They're going to Dubai for the weekend. He's like, I'm
going to give you a bunch of money. I need
you to buy me some stuff. You want to hear
an update on that. So we've moved on now, from
the risk management team to the company has now sent
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us off to the trademark and infringement team.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Do they really does that happen?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Like? Because that part made no sense to me, because
because we give away stuff all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
So now of course they look into the well I'm
not sure we can mention the name Emirates. I'm like, well,
too late. We've been talking about it for two goddamn months.
And yeah, and they said, well, you know, h X
y Z blah blah blah blah blah. No no capturing
video or anything on the plane. And I go on
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the planet once you go on YouTube and just type
in Emirates first Class and check out all the influencers
and all the different people who are doing that same thing.
And they said, well, and if you okay, fine, if
you're gonna do that, well then even if it's a cocktail,
napkin or anything with the Emirates name or logo, it
has to be blurred out.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Why why what was their reasoning?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Because trademark and I go, I tell you what, we're
spending twenty five thousand dollars per per ticket. We're not
even asking them for anything. It costs them nothing. We're
paying them to market them, and we're not. This is
not to market them. This is just because Menace wants
to do this. I'm dying to see this plane. I've
seen a lot of So that's the whole thing. We're
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paying seventy five thousand dollars once we get the listener
ticket purchased and everything to go do this thing. Something
tells me, and we're not. We're not going to bag
on them, right. I could see maybe the company would
be like, oh, well, not our company, But Emirates would
be like, wow, they's got Why would we spend that
kind of money just to rip on them or you know,
rip on something you know, or to attack their brand.
(03:52):
So there, it's nothing but good stuff for Emirates, right,
why would they care? So I'm thinking like, maybe we
just blow a call in them and go, look, our
company is being douchebags again. Here's what we want to do.
And they said, anybody, oh, this is the this is hilarious.
They want us to travel with a binder full of
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documents and release forms that anybody who would even be
in the shot. Can you imagine us going up to
other passengers on the plane going excuse me, no, I
know you spend I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
You know what, you should just wear a shirt that
says anybody in my vicinity may be recorded.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's why I say Bert, Joel and Gabriel are living
the dream because they don't deal with any of this stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Dude, it's it's it's it's they just.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Make good fun content like radio.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I swear is where at this point, this is where
ideas go to die.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
If your Emirates Airlines, this is your wet dream.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah, oh yeah, but imagine getting on that plane and
not taking any videos, no pictures.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
So we doesn't make any sense. Why do these departments exist?
Like and who are you going to be pushed through?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
There's certainly risks in using any company names and brands
as part of a contest when they are not actually
a partner in the contest. A contest, by nature, is
strictly a commercial endeavor. In the past, I know we
have identified prizes in a contest, so we can similarly
do that as well within the rules of the contest.
That said, any uses outside of that list start to
run a risk. We generally suggest that we not use
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the Emirates name in the title or any of header
or marketing materials. I'm certainly not an individual. Uh, I
am not certain an individual can record on an airplane
to begin with.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Here's the thing I'll be I'll be one hundred percent fair, Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I cannot use any individuals likeness without a release, and
we cannot use any third party branding without a license.
So if there is Emirates branding on a napkin, that
would need to be blurred out, other people captured the
background would need to be blurred and sign a release.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
This isn't TV, Okay, So I'll be fair when we
do the actual contest. Maybe yeah, we'll just say we're
giving you a first class trip to know we could
do the contest. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's fine, and not
mention the brand. But everything else is absolutely ridiculous. It's
all ridiculous. Yeah, so stupid.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
And I think it's as simple as reaching out to
the Emirates or if anybody knows anybody that works like
it has got a position that can get us in
touch with somebody you know, or at least point us
in the right direction. I think it's as easy as
a simple phone call.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Because what you need for them to say is like yep.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Sounds good, sounds great. Thank you. We're giving you. We're
making seventy five thousand dollars for.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You to mention us a thousand times.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, on social and on nationally syndicated radio program How
awesome it is?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
What the first person you get on the phone, Like,
if you call customer service right now, maybe they'll.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Tell you yes, it's just such a no brainer.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
The only thing that they might ask for, because you know,
dealing we've you know, dealt with a lot of brands.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
They might want to see the video before he posted.
That would be whatever. Yeah, lemon squeeze.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, here you go.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, I swear what I'm gonna do. You know how
Now on the iOS, you can you can set up
like in different tones for like people call in, Like
you can have your individual ringtone there. You can set
individual things for like when emails come in or whatever.
I think from now on, whenever it comes from that
side of this company, this is the sound it's gonna make.
This is how it's gonna sound. Oh, Retard alert. Retard alert, yep.
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Every time I get an email from that the risk
management department or the trademarket infringement department retard alert. Yeah,
thank you, mister Garrison.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Do you know what you're saying? Do you hear what
you're saying?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Man, It's not like this is in any way, shape
or form used. We're not profiting costing us money. We're
just trying to do something cool and fun and do
something with the listeners.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
You have to get them to promise once we deal
with this, no more departments. We're not being sent to
any more departments.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Well yeah, and I feel bad for our own marketing
and promotions people here internally because they're the ones dealing
with all the headache of it. They have to deal
with all these corporate you know, douche lords.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
It's not the first time we've given Way flights, right yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's just a big deal.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
But back to MENACE's original point, this is what I've
said about those guys, and I tell them, I said,
Joe and Bert when we're having these conversations that, dude,
you all you have to do. The only thing you
need to be concerned with are your fans, and if
the fans are happy, that's it. There's no corporate overlord,
no advertisers you got to worry about. As long as
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fans still enjoy you and what you do and come
out to your shows, download your podcast. You're golden.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah, what's the problem you.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Have to answer to nobody else? That's amazing that the
dream if I if I could somehow carve out amputate
all the nonsense that I have to you know, the
calls and the emails and stuff. It takes up a
good chunk of my day a lot of the time,
garbage on stupid easy stuff that nobody else seems to
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have to deal with or and it was it was
pretty funny when I was talking to one of the
main mucky to monks here at this com In fact,
I'll say I was talking at the CEO of the company.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Is that all?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
And uh, well, but who cares? What is somebody going
to fire him? He said, you know a lot of
the times it's you get the he goes these low
level loser lawyers, he goes, so they get the easy
stuff that their whole job is just to say no
basically because they don't want to do the work. And
when he goes, this is this is this is a
show business. He was getting work, thank you, And that's
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how we got this promotion The first was from that
conversation with him. He goes, dude, we're in show business.
We're supposed to be doing big ideas and big fun things.
And like right, he goes, We're not supposed to be
stifling you know, ideas and creativity, and like he gets it.
It's everybody who's below him, who somehow who somehow you know,
it might becomes a permis stick, a place of paranoia.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yeah, you know, no risks.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
They don't have to fall on that exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yes's why, like early in my career I figured out, oh,
I'm never dealing with minimum middle management ever. Yeah, I've
had like, I've butted heads with a lot of those people.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Don't anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I just don't care. Yeah, this goes straight to the top.
If I need an answer, if that person at the
top says no, then fine.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I heard this. I heard this. It was advice given
to me many years ago. Don't ever go to somebody
who can't give you the yes. Yeah, like, if that
person has to go to somebody else to get the yes,
go to whoever that person is smart. And then people
around you say, oh, don't do that.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
You gotta go through the hierarchy.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
No, because you're going to piss off the person who
is just gonna have to go to somebody else. I
don't care. They're just trying to justify their job. That's
the whole Look busy, quick, hurry up, look busy. I
don't care. Yeah, man, it's the walk to the Dizzy
makes so much sense. Yeah that we just had to
do that. We just did it. Yeah. We didn't run
it by anybody. We just did it it.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
But can you call it like Fizzney Like, no, we
didn't have to do that.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I remember, remember the stupid Nintendo switch. Yes, yeah, it's
so stupid. It's so dumb. All right, we're gonna take
a break and then we'll come back. Have you ever
lost something and gotten it back? I see these things
all the time, you know, people post things up, you know,
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at the store, or there's something up in the neighborhood
that somebody dropped a wallet or something. I'm like, good luck.
I hear about like an old class ring fifty years later. Yeah,
but something happened to me recently. I was kind of
surprised at the outcome. I was like, uh, oh, I'm
probably in trouble here. But it actually worked out and
I was, you know, I was pleasantly surprised I had
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the I had the I had. I had the worst
uh thought going into it about like, oh, I'm there's
gonna be a pantyass not like detrimental that nothing, you know,
life or death, Like that's gonna suck having to fix this,
uh huh. But then it turned out to be okay, nice, Yeah,
so not kidding. Have you ever lost something and I
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actually got it back? Like you can't believe you got
it back? Eight seven seven forty four? Woodie, you can
set us a text over to two two nine eight
seven more what he shows next? Hang up, We'll be right,
We'll be right, We'll be right back. Yeah. Have you
ever lost something you couldn't believe you got it back?
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I'll quickly tell you mine. I I left work without
my keys, but didn't realize it until after I was
already home and then my house and it was the
night before, and I'm, you know, I always set my
stuff out the night before like a child. Do you
guys do that?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
No? Not anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, so I have like what I'm gonna wear the
next day because I'm, you know, in the middle of
the night, tried to make a lot of noise to
make decisions. Yeah, and so the stuff I need to
take with me out of the house. I you know,
I set my keys, I said. Whatever else said yeah, yeah, yeah,
I get it right. I'm like, where the hell are
my keys? I couldn't find it. Now my car will
work just with my phone. So like that's why I
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didn't even realize I didn't even have the keys.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, so it didn't matter.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
He didn't still make it to work.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I could still make it to work. But I'm like, man,
all the other keys like for everything, and they're they're gone.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I wouldn't even know, because sometimes I'm more than responsible
one believe it or not when it comes to like
keeping track of things and my stuff, I believe and
so like I have, you know, the key, there is
no other one. So to get that, I had to
get it like re keyt or you know, it's something
in all my steps of uh where would this have
been get in? Like they're probably just sitting at my
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desk nope, came in the studio, Nope, not there either.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Maybe a bag here.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
No, no, it was the next day. I'm like, well,
maybe I left him in the boards studio because I
stopped in there right before I left. Nope, not in
there either, My damn it. And then it hit me.
It was the day that everybody was getting those flu shots.
They brought people in to give flu shots to the employees.
So I'm like, oh, I went down there, I'll check
in that room and not there. And I'm like, wait
a minute. I was on a phone call before I
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went in there. I didn't want to sit there in
the in the room with the nurses and stuff on
this phone call. So I was in that little break
room that's off to the side. We can get all
the snacks and stuff downstairs, and I had put them
on one of those circular tables and they were still
sitting there. Oh. Fold like nobody messed with them. People
steal everything around here. Everything. You can't leave anything out,
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It gets stolen. Am I wrong?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
No?
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Or misplaced.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Radio stations are filled with thieves. We had a problem
with the alcohol in the building kept on disappearance. Well
that makes even more sense. But I'm saying the things
that you would never think of a million years would
get taken get taken.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Everybody wants it.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, like there was there there was a salesperson I
guess who had. People kept swiping boxes of tissues off
their desk and it wasn't even a thing fancy. It
was just that the ones from the supply closet downstairs, like,
why is it that everybody thinks I'm the supply closet
for everybody else? They need a box of tissues, they
just swipe it off my desk.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Organ's like, yeah, your name's Gena.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah. So what they did is they put a mark
on the bottom of the box and then they went
around and just start picking them up and seeing who
took the and they found the person.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Oh that's good, but kudos to you for retracing your
steps down to the last detail.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Yeah, well yeah, it takes a while.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Like wake up in the middle of the night thinking
of that. I thought they were gone.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Would you remember every single place he went the day before?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
There's only so many places on heat, but I'm in
this building, there's only so many.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Places to go, and that place was so random. You
have like no muscle memory. That's why it stood out
because it was And that's a good one. And I
don't want to be a one upper, but I think
I can one up that. So I was in Iceland,
you know, like a month or two ago, and the
very last night we were there, my friend Becky and
I went out into the middle of nowhere to do
our last night of northern lights chasing, and like we
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got to see it.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
We go like the bubble dome tense thing that you
didn't but we.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Drove out into the I mean we didn't know where
we were there was cell phones didn't work. I mean
we were in the middle of nowhere to field and
we were there. We captured the northern lights, high each other.
It's so cold. We keep jumping in and out of
the car and like not really paying attention whatever. Had
an amazing night. Get back to the hotel. The night
before we leave, we're packing up and I'm not really thinking.
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We get ready. The next morning we're about to go
to the airport. I can't find my wallet anywhere, wallet, license,
credit cards, cash, insurance card, nothing. I turned the room
upside down. I thank god my passport was in a
different place. But turn the room upside down, turn the
car upside down, turn the suitcases upside down. It's gone.
And I go, Becky, it's gone. Like the I live
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in Iceland now, so retraced our steps, couldn't think of anything,
and I'm like, I guess I left it at the
Blue Lagoon or I don't know. I don't know, got
on the plane, came home and I had in my passport. Nope,
I had nothing. I had no money. I had nothing.
And I thought, Okay, I got to cancel these I
got to order a new driver's license, which is not easy. No,
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and I just went on with my life. But I'm like,
oh God, what if somebody gets a hold of it
and like tries to like make copies everything. So a
girl calls me or gets to hold me on Instagram,
this little German girl, I found.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Your wallet and hello Genie.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Hello, I found I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
She gave it to some random police station and this
nice cop, this icelanded cop email or it mailed it
to me and look, little hand, I cannot leave.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
I got. I know that's nowhere in Iceland.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
That is even more amazing than something at a radio station,
not getting stolen inside everything that.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Has a strap on it that you weren't wearing.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
First of all, strap I was wearing my strap on
because I was really excited change while coming out.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Wow, that is really stiff. That's impressive.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
And all the money inside.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
That's that's impressive.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
The Icelandic people are the best people on earth.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I actually have a wallet story too, and I want
to share it because I'm sure Morgan has never experienced this.
But when I was working at a grocery store, I
was putting all the carts away at night and I
found a wallet in there. I opened it. It had
two thousand dollars in cash in this in this girl's information, right.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
So I went back inside it. So I found this
wall with five dollars. There were two dollars in there.
There was nothing in there.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
So this is back in the day.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
This is before Google and all the you know, before
we had social media and all this stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Right, And I go back into.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Our office at the grocery store and I said to
our accountant, I said I found this wall. She's like, okay,
just leave it here, and I go.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
No, I'm gonna trust her. I'm going to try to
find this person.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Right.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
So this is the part, Morgan that you've never experienced.
I called the operator. I said, yeah, I have this license,
this is the address, this is the this is person's name,
and the operator found the person's phone connected me and if.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
You'd like to make a call, hang up and try again.
I got ahold of lady. She she got there and
she was so happy. She was like, oh my god,
thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I needed this money because I'm buying my BMW tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay, right, she was a manager of a Wilson's leather
Did she give you Oh my god, remember Wilson's Yeah,
remember all the jack She's like, if you ever need
anything from Wilson's letter.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
I got you. Did she give you a reward?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
She offered it.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
But again, when you you're part of a union, you
can't take any anything like that.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
There's a throwback Wilson's Leathers. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
It was the place right.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Next to the KB toys, right, I mean yeah, the
Walden books.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Check this out. This is crazy because a couple of
months later that accountant got busted for stealing money.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Did the right ding?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah it was cool.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
So have you lost something and you just couldn't believe
you got it back? Hit us up on the text
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Speaker 5 (20:04):
Oh yeah, I know just amazing. Yeah, OK, thank you.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
What we were talking about how Gina mis misplaced, lost,
lost her wallet when she was in Iceland in a
field random and then got it back. Yep, they shipped
it back. Yeah, found it and then yeah, shipped it back,
lost and found. Can't believe I got it back. We
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asked you to uh chext over two nine eighty seven
some of those. During some Christmas shopping at Sears, my
wife dropped her one carrot diamond wedding ring.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
We laughed.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
It was at dinner. Three hours later we realized that
she had lost it, and we retraced our steps back
to the sears where it was busy with people, and
we found it near a walkway at a rack that
we had been at. W that's crazy. I've dropped a
paper clip here in the studio where there's nothing else around,
like where the like where does it go?
Speaker 3 (21:10):
This is magically Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I dropped a cap to like, uh, you know, my
my coke zero in my car the other day and
I thought it fell down in between like the crack
between the side of the seat and the center consolem hmm.
I'm digging around looking under the seat, couldn't find it.
To the point I forget it. I gave up three
days later, found it on the opposite side in the
back seat, like up against the door, Like how did
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it go that far? Like I barely dropped it, Like
it was like I just kind of it wasn't like
I threw it across the car.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
So it dropped my vape in the same spot. You've
never seen panic in somebody lose a vape between your
seats of the car and you can't fit your hand
in there.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
That's when left my Nintendo switch with all my games
in a case on a bus in Spain while studying abroad.
Emailed the bus depot. I had to take a few
buses and walked a few miles to the depot and
got it back. That's crazy miracle.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
When I got it back, they said in Spanish, isn't
this for children?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I did leave my laptop at TSA once and took
off on my flight, you know, because you have to
take it out.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I don't think you have to do that anymore. But
I called. They found it and my buddy went and
picked it up at the airport. But I thought that
thing was.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Gone, which they always say, don't leave things unattended. They're
going to destroy it.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Good morning, What a show. I had a new born.
I left my wallet in the Target shopping cart out
in the parking lot. Luckily a cart attendant, Menace was awesome,
found it and returned it. I got it back, so yeah,
there were some good people still in the world. Yeah,
and kudos to the cart returners. Yes, Chris. While we
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were camping, I lost my wedding ring in a river.
Me and all the guys. We grabbed snorkels from the
kids and we headed into the river to look for it.
While the women were just laughing at us. Against all odds,
one of my buddies comes up out of the river
like Frodo with his ring. I told my wife, every
time I look at this ring, I'll think of him.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I thought my purse was stolen at the house party
one time. Two years later, I got a phone call
because they were moving out of the house and they
found my purse in the lining of a recliner. I
had made such a big scene. I was so embarrassed,
even two years later.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
In the lining of a recliner.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
But you know, things can fall down in there, and
because the recliner goes back, it gets buried deep by
kind of like where the mechanics of the yeah yeah.
This one says I left my wallet on a pay
phone and then the cops brought it back to my
house with the money still in it. Oh damn ucky, Yeah,
crazy happened. I still can't believe you got that wallet back.
(23:48):
I believe I was impressed that my keys were still
at the radio station in the place where I left them,
because there's so many thieves around here.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Ship back. There are no thieves in Iceland.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
But man, you left a wallet with everything in it,
old and ice in a foreign country and got it.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Back every penny.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Crazy. Yeah eight seven seven forty four. Wooding is the
phone number if you want to call in, send us
a text over to two two nine eight seven. Woodie
Show will be right back another new hour of the
Woody Show. Next hang up. So what do you showed
to be a bit
Now that's the Whiting Show and we're into another new
hour in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It
is a Thursday morning, a pre Friday. Oh yes, it's
October the sixteenth, twenty twenty five. On Woody. That's Greg
Gory Menace. Good morning to you. Good morning Woody. There's
Gina Grass. We got Sea Bass Morgan is here. Phones
(00:23):
are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, send us
your text over to two to nine eight seven. How
is Something's Burning? Menace went to it, told like a
Bert Kreischers Something Burning podcast that was on his birthday
month wish list and made it happen. Finally got a
heart of Bert. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. How is Burt
Burt is great?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, dude vert Bert Joekoy and our friend Gibroeglesias.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
They all have it figured out.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
They have their own compounds, they have their own teams,
and they all they do is like produce like fun content.
It's all about just having fun. Yeah. He just has
his he has his compound with his uh you know,
his kitchen set up where it's like a TV studio
and he just advice his friends over and he cooked
meals for them and he makes a podcast out of it.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah. I think he just took a house that he
used to live in and then he just made that
into like that's the offices of there of you know,
the whole Burt Kreischer, you know, warranchise, and then use
the kitchen for this something's burning thing and.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, yeah, pretty cool. I mean it's so much fun.
He's having a blast there. It's really really cool.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That was food.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
The food really really good. He made some stir fry
for everybody, and uh yeah, I just I mean you
told him, we said hello, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, and he said you sent him
our best.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh dude, as regards he is so stoked for this
Dubai trip that we're doing. Oh yeah, he would not
stop talking about. He told his whole team.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Wait, wait, yeah, let me get straight. So wait, so you're.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Going everybody in the hall of the home. He kept
on stopping him. He's like, do you know what he's doing.
They're going to Dubai for the weekend. He's like, I'm
going to give you a bunch of money. I need
you to buy me some stuff. You want to hear
an update on that. So we've moved on now, from
the risk management team to the company has now sent
(02:10):
us off to the trademark and infringement team.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Do they really does that happen?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Like? Because that part made no sense to me, because
because we give away stuff all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
So now of course they look into the well I'm
not sure we can mention the name Emirates. I'm like, well,
too late. We've been talking about it for two goddamn months.
And yeah, and they said, well, you know, h X
y Z blah blah blah blah blah. No no capturing
video or anything on the plane. And I go on
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the planet once you go on YouTube and just type
in Emirates first Class and check out all the influencers
and all the different people who are doing that same thing.
And they said, well, and if you okay, fine, if
you're gonna do that, well then even if it's a cocktail,
napkin or anything with the Emirates name or logo, it
has to be blurred out.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Why why what was their reasoning?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Because trademark and I go, I tell you what, we're
spending twenty five thousand dollars per per ticket. We're not
even asking them for anything. It costs them nothing. We're
paying them to market them, and we're not. This is
not to market them. This is just because Menace wants
to do this. I'm dying to see this plane. I've
seen a lot of So that's the whole thing. We're
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paying seventy five thousand dollars once we get the listener
ticket purchased and everything to go do this thing. Something
tells me, and we're not. We're not going to bag
on them, right. I could see maybe the company would
be like, oh, well, not our company, But Emirates would
be like, wow, they's got Why would we spend that
kind of money just to rip on them or you know,
rip on something you know, or to attack their brand.
(03:52):
So there, it's nothing but good stuff for Emirates, right,
why would they care? So I'm thinking like, maybe we
just blow a call in them and go, look, our
company is being douchebags again. Here's what we want to do.
And they said, anybody, oh, this is the this is hilarious.
They want us to travel with a binder full of
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documents and release forms that anybody who would even be
in the shot. Can you imagine us going up to
other passengers on the plane going excuse me, no, I
know you spend I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
You know what, you should just wear a shirt that
says anybody in my vicinity may be recorded.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's why I say Bert, Joel and Gabriel are living
the dream because they don't deal with any of this stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Dude, it's it's it's it's they just.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Make good fun content like radio.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I swear is where at this point, this is where
ideas go to die.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
If your Emirates Airlines, this is your wet dream.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah, oh yeah, but imagine getting on that plane and
not taking any videos, no pictures.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
So we doesn't make any sense. Why do these departments exist?
Like and who are you going to be pushed through?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
There's certainly risks in using any company names and brands
as part of a contest when they are not actually
a partner in the contest. A contest, by nature, is
strictly a commercial endeavor. In the past, I know we
have identified prizes in a contest, so we can similarly
do that as well within the rules of the contest.
That said, any uses outside of that list start to
run a risk. We generally suggest that we not use
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the Emirates name in the title or any of header
or marketing materials. I'm certainly not an individual. Uh, I
am not certain an individual can record on an airplane
to begin with.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Here's the thing I'll be I'll be one hundred percent fair, Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I cannot use any individuals likeness without a release, and
we cannot use any third party branding without a license.
So if there is Emirates branding on a napkin, that
would need to be blurred out, other people captured the
background would need to be blurred and sign a release.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
This isn't TV, Okay, So I'll be fair when we
do the actual contest. Maybe yeah, we'll just say we're
giving you a first class trip to know we could
do the contest. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's fine, and not
mention the brand. But everything else is absolutely ridiculous. It's
all ridiculous. Yeah, so stupid.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
And I think it's as simple as reaching out to
the Emirates or if anybody knows anybody that works like
it has got a position that can get us in
touch with somebody you know, or at least point us
in the right direction. I think it's as easy as
a simple phone call.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Because what you need for them to say is like yep.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Sounds good, sounds great. Thank you. We're giving you. We're
making seventy five thousand dollars for.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You to mention us a thousand times.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, on social and on nationally syndicated radio program How
awesome it is?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
What the first person you get on the phone, Like,
if you call customer service right now, maybe they'll.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Tell you yes, it's just such a no brainer.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
The only thing that they might ask for, because you know,
dealing we've you know, dealt with a lot of brands.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
They might want to see the video before he posted.
That would be whatever. Yeah, lemon squeeze.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, here you go.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, I swear what I'm gonna do. You know how
Now on the iOS, you can you can set up
like in different tones for like people call in, Like
you can have your individual ringtone there. You can set
individual things for like when emails come in or whatever.
I think from now on, whenever it comes from that
side of this company, this is the sound it's gonna make.
This is how it's gonna sound. Oh, Retard alert. Retard alert, yep.
(07:33):
Every time I get an email from that the risk
management department or the trademarket infringement department retard alert. Yeah,
thank you, mister Garrison.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Do you know what you're saying? Do you hear what
you're saying?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Man, It's not like this is in any way, shape
or form used. We're not profiting costing us money. We're
just trying to do something cool and fun and do
something with the listeners.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
You have to get them to promise once we deal
with this, no more departments. We're not being sent to
any more departments.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Well yeah, and I feel bad for our own marketing
and promotions people here internally because they're the ones dealing
with all the headache of it. They have to deal
with all these corporate you know, douche lords.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
It's not the first time we've given Way flights, right yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's just a big deal.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
But back to MENACE's original point, this is what I've
said about those guys, and I tell them, I said,
Joe and Bert when we're having these conversations that, dude,
you all you have to do. The only thing you
need to be concerned with are your fans, and if
the fans are happy, that's it. There's no corporate overlord,
no advertisers you got to worry about. As long as
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fans still enjoy you and what you do and come
out to your shows, download your podcast. You're golden.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah, what's the problem you.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Have to answer to nobody else? That's amazing that the
dream if I if I could somehow carve out amputate
all the nonsense that I have to you know, the
calls and the emails and stuff. It takes up a
good chunk of my day a lot of the time,
garbage on stupid easy stuff that nobody else seems to
(09:15):
have to deal with or and it was it was
pretty funny when I was talking to one of the
main mucky to monks here at this com In fact,
I'll say I was talking at the CEO of the company.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Is that all?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
And uh, well, but who cares? What is somebody going
to fire him? He said, you know a lot of
the times it's you get the he goes these low
level loser lawyers, he goes, so they get the easy
stuff that their whole job is just to say no
basically because they don't want to do the work. And
when he goes, this is this is this is a
show business. He was getting work, thank you, And that's
(09:47):
how we got this promotion The first was from that
conversation with him. He goes, dude, we're in show business.
We're supposed to be doing big ideas and big fun things.
And like right, he goes, We're not supposed to be
stifling you know, ideas and creativity, and like he gets it.
It's everybody who's below him, who somehow who somehow you know,
it might becomes a permis stick, a place of paranoia.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yeah, you know, no risks.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
They don't have to fall on that exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yes's why, like early in my career I figured out, oh,
I'm never dealing with minimum middle management ever. Yeah, I've
had like, I've butted heads with a lot of those people.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Don't anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I just don't care. Yeah, this goes straight to the top.
If I need an answer, if that person at the
top says no, then fine.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I heard this. I heard this. It was advice given
to me many years ago. Don't ever go to somebody
who can't give you the yes. Yeah, like, if that
person has to go to somebody else to get the yes,
go to whoever that person is smart. And then people
around you say, oh, don't do that.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
You gotta go through the hierarchy.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
No, because you're going to piss off the person who
is just gonna have to go to somebody else. I
don't care. They're just trying to justify their job. That's
the whole Look busy, quick, hurry up, look busy. I
don't care. Yeah, man, it's the walk to the Dizzy
makes so much sense. Yeah that we just had to
do that. We just did it. Yeah. We didn't run
it by anybody. We just did it it.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
But can you call it like Fizzney Like, no, we
didn't have to do that.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I remember, remember the stupid Nintendo switch. Yes, yeah, it's
so stupid. It's so dumb. All right, we're gonna take
a break and then we'll come back. Have you ever
lost something and gotten it back? I see these things
all the time, you know, people post things up, you know,
(11:24):
at the store, or there's something up in the neighborhood
that somebody dropped a wallet or something. I'm like, good luck.
I hear about like an old class ring fifty years later. Yeah,
but something happened to me recently. I was kind of
surprised at the outcome. I was like, uh, oh, I'm
probably in trouble here. But it actually worked out and
I was, you know, I was pleasantly surprised I had
(11:46):
the I had the I had. I had the worst
uh thought going into it about like, oh, I'm there's
gonna be a pantyass not like detrimental that nothing, you know,
life or death, Like that's gonna suck having to fix this,
uh huh. But then it turned out to be okay, nice, Yeah,
so not kidding. Have you ever lost something and I
(12:07):
actually got it back? Like you can't believe you got
it back? Eight seven seven forty four? Woodie, you can
set us a text over to two two nine eight
seven more what he shows next? Hang up, We'll be right,
We'll be right, We'll be right back. Yeah. Have you
ever lost something you couldn't believe you got it back?
(12:28):
I'll quickly tell you mine. I I left work without
my keys, but didn't realize it until after I was
already home and then my house and it was the
night before, and I'm, you know, I always set my
stuff out the night before like a child. Do you
guys do that?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
No? Not anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, so I have like what I'm gonna wear the
next day because I'm, you know, in the middle of
the night, tried to make a lot of noise to
make decisions. Yeah, and so the stuff I need to
take with me out of the house. I you know,
I set my keys, I said. Whatever else said yeah, yeah, yeah,
I get it right. I'm like, where the hell are
my keys? I couldn't find it. Now my car will
work just with my phone. So like that's why I
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didn't even realize I didn't even have the keys.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, so it didn't matter.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
He didn't still make it to work.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I could still make it to work. But I'm like, man,
all the other keys like for everything, and they're they're gone.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I wouldn't even know, because sometimes I'm more than responsible
one believe it or not when it comes to like
keeping track of things and my stuff, I believe and
so like I have, you know, the key, there is
no other one. So to get that, I had to
get it like re keyt or you know, it's something
in all my steps of uh where would this have
been get in? Like they're probably just sitting at my
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desk nope, came in the studio, Nope, not there either.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Maybe a bag here.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
No, no, it was the next day. I'm like, well,
maybe I left him in the boards studio because I
stopped in there right before I left. Nope, not in
there either, My damn it. And then it hit me.
It was the day that everybody was getting those flu shots.
They brought people in to give flu shots to the employees.
So I'm like, oh, I went down there, I'll check
in that room and not there. And I'm like, wait
a minute. I was on a phone call before I
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went in there. I didn't want to sit there in
the in the room with the nurses and stuff on
this phone call. So I was in that little break
room that's off to the side. We can get all
the snacks and stuff downstairs, and I had put them
on one of those circular tables and they were still
sitting there. Oh. Fold like nobody messed with them. People
steal everything around here. Everything. You can't leave anything out,
(14:28):
It gets stolen. Am I wrong?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
No?
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Or misplaced.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Radio stations are filled with thieves. We had a problem
with the alcohol in the building kept on disappearance. Well
that makes even more sense. But I'm saying the things
that you would never think of a million years would
get taken get taken.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Everybody wants it.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, like there was there there was a salesperson I
guess who had. People kept swiping boxes of tissues off
their desk and it wasn't even a thing fancy. It
was just that the ones from the supply closet downstairs, like,
why is it that everybody thinks I'm the supply closet
for everybody else? They need a box of tissues, they
just swipe it off my desk.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Organ's like, yeah, your name's Gena.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah. So what they did is they put a mark
on the bottom of the box and then they went
around and just start picking them up and seeing who
took the and they found the person.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Oh that's good, but kudos to you for retracing your
steps down to the last detail.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Yeah, well yeah, it takes a while.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Like wake up in the middle of the night thinking
of that. I thought they were gone.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Would you remember every single place he went the day before?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
There's only so many places on heat, but I'm in
this building, there's only so many.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Places to go, and that place was so random. You
have like no muscle memory. That's why it stood out
because it was And that's a good one. And I
don't want to be a one upper, but I think
I can one up that. So I was in Iceland,
you know, like a month or two ago, and the
very last night we were there, my friend Becky and
I went out into the middle of nowhere to do
our last night of northern lights chasing, and like we
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got to see it.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
We go like the bubble dome tense thing that you
didn't but we.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Drove out into the I mean we didn't know where
we were there was cell phones didn't work. I mean
we were in the middle of nowhere to field and
we were there. We captured the northern lights, high each other.
It's so cold. We keep jumping in and out of
the car and like not really paying attention whatever. Had
an amazing night. Get back to the hotel. The night
before we leave, we're packing up and I'm not really thinking.
(16:11):
We get ready. The next morning we're about to go
to the airport. I can't find my wallet anywhere, wallet, license,
credit cards, cash, insurance card, nothing. I turned the room
upside down. I thank god my passport was in a
different place. But turn the room upside down, turn the
car upside down, turn the suitcases upside down. It's gone.
And I go, Becky, it's gone. Like the I live
(16:34):
in Iceland now, so retraced our steps, couldn't think of anything,
and I'm like, I guess I left it at the
Blue Lagoon or I don't know. I don't know, got
on the plane, came home and I had in my passport. Nope,
I had nothing. I had no money. I had nothing.
And I thought, Okay, I got to cancel these I
got to order a new driver's license, which is not easy. No,
(16:55):
and I just went on with my life. But I'm like,
oh God, what if somebody gets a hold of it
and like tries to like make copies everything. So a
girl calls me or gets to hold me on Instagram,
this little German girl, I found.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Your wallet and hello Genie.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Hello, I found I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
She gave it to some random police station and this
nice cop, this icelanded cop email or it mailed it
to me and look, little hand, I cannot leave.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
I got. I know that's nowhere in Iceland.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
That is even more amazing than something at a radio station,
not getting stolen inside everything that.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Has a strap on it that you weren't wearing.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
First of all, strap I was wearing my strap on
because I was really excited change while coming out.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Wow, that is really stiff. That's impressive.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
And all the money inside.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
That's that's impressive.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
The Icelandic people are the best people on earth.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I actually have a wallet story too, and I want
to share it because I'm sure Morgan has never experienced this.
But when I was working at a grocery store, I
was putting all the carts away at night and I
found a wallet in there. I opened it. It had
two thousand dollars in cash in this in this girl's information, right.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
So I went back inside it. So I found this
wall with five dollars. There were two dollars in there.
There was nothing in there.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
So this is back in the day.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
This is before Google and all the you know, before
we had social media and all this stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Right, And I go back into.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Our office at the grocery store and I said to
our accountant, I said I found this wall. She's like, okay,
just leave it here, and I go.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
No, I'm gonna trust her. I'm going to try to
find this person.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Right.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
So this is the part, Morgan that you've never experienced.
I called the operator. I said, yeah, I have this license,
this is the address, this is the this is person's name,
and the operator found the person's phone connected me and if.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
You'd like to make a call, hang up and try again.
I got ahold of lady. She she got there and
she was so happy. She was like, oh my god,
thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I needed this money because I'm buying my BMW tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay, right, she was a manager of a Wilson's leather
Did she give you Oh my god, remember Wilson's Yeah,
remember all the jack She's like, if you ever need
anything from Wilson's letter.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
I got you. Did she give you a reward?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
She offered it.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
But again, when you you're part of a union, you
can't take any anything like that.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
There's a throwback Wilson's Leathers. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
It was the place right.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Next to the KB toys, right, I mean yeah, the
Walden books.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Check this out. This is crazy because a couple of
months later that accountant got busted for stealing money.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Did the right ding?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah it was cool.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
So have you lost something and you just couldn't believe
you got it back? Hit us up on the text
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Speaker 5 (20:04):
Oh yeah, I know just amazing. Yeah, OK, thank you.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
What we were talking about how Gina mis misplaced, lost,
lost her wallet when she was in Iceland in a
field random and then got it back. Yep, they shipped
it back. Yeah, found it and then yeah, shipped it back,
lost and found. Can't believe I got it back. We
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asked you to uh chext over two nine eighty seven
some of those. During some Christmas shopping at Sears, my
wife dropped her one carrot diamond wedding ring.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
We laughed.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
It was at dinner. Three hours later we realized that
she had lost it, and we retraced our steps back
to the sears where it was busy with people, and
we found it near a walkway at a rack that
we had been at. W that's crazy. I've dropped a
paper clip here in the studio where there's nothing else around,
like where the like where does it go?
Speaker 3 (21:10):
This is magically Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I dropped a cap to like, uh, you know, my
my coke zero in my car the other day and
I thought it fell down in between like the crack
between the side of the seat and the center consolem hmm.
I'm digging around looking under the seat, couldn't find it.
To the point I forget it. I gave up three
days later, found it on the opposite side in the
back seat, like up against the door, Like how did
(21:34):
it go that far? Like I barely dropped it, Like
it was like I just kind of it wasn't like
I threw it across the car.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
So it dropped my vape in the same spot. You've
never seen panic in somebody lose a vape between your
seats of the car and you can't fit your hand
in there.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
That's when left my Nintendo switch with all my games
in a case on a bus in Spain while studying abroad.
Emailed the bus depot. I had to take a few
buses and walked a few miles to the depot and
got it back. That's crazy miracle.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
When I got it back, they said in Spanish, isn't
this for children?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I did leave my laptop at TSA once and took
off on my flight, you know, because you have to
take it out.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I don't think you have to do that anymore. But
I called. They found it and my buddy went and
picked it up at the airport. But I thought that
thing was.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Gone, which they always say, don't leave things unattended. They're
going to destroy it.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Good morning, What a show. I had a new born.
I left my wallet in the Target shopping cart out
in the parking lot. Luckily a cart attendant, Menace was awesome,
found it and returned it. I got it back, so yeah,
there were some good people still in the world. Yeah,
and kudos to the cart returners. Yes, Chris. While we
(22:48):
were camping, I lost my wedding ring in a river.
Me and all the guys. We grabbed snorkels from the
kids and we headed into the river to look for it.
While the women were just laughing at us. Against all odds,
one of my buddies comes up out of the river
like Frodo with his ring. I told my wife, every
time I look at this ring, I'll think of him.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I thought my purse was stolen at the house party
one time. Two years later, I got a phone call
because they were moving out of the house and they
found my purse in the lining of a recliner. I
had made such a big scene. I was so embarrassed,
even two years later.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
In the lining of a recliner.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
But you know, things can fall down in there, and
because the recliner goes back, it gets buried deep by
kind of like where the mechanics of the yeah yeah.
This one says I left my wallet on a pay
phone and then the cops brought it back to my
house with the money still in it. Oh damn ucky, Yeah,
crazy happened. I still can't believe you got that wallet back.
(23:48):
I believe I was impressed that my keys were still
at the radio station in the place where I left them,
because there's so many thieves around here.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Ship back. There are no thieves in Iceland.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
But man, you left a wallet with everything in it,
old and ice in a foreign country and got it.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Back every penny.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Crazy. Yeah eight seven seven forty four. Wooding is the
phone number if you want to call in, send us
a text over to two two nine eight seven. Woodie
Show will be right back another new hour of the
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