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Speaker 1 (00:05):
It's another new hour in insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. Monday morning. It's to line the twenty eighth,
twenty twenty five Woodie greg minutes, Judy brown Sea Bass
is here. I got Sammy more. He's taking to calls
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie text us over to
two two nine eight seven with whatever you got.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
You know we had.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's a big story where they finally sentenced that guy
who killed all those Idaho college students. I keep wanting
to call himself Brian, right, yeah, Brian, whatever his name is. Anyway,
people are talking a lot about the victim statements about how,
you know, not a big deal, but he's going to
get a big d when he's in prison, things like that.
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It's the victim statement's got a lot of got a
lot of attention, and it's it's really it's just therapeutic
for the victims to have that opportunity. And now he
had nothing thing to say, Like, he didn't say anything.
He just stared blankly, right, And then I saw they
they moved him to his new permanent home, and they
had like a little kind of like a tour of
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that and what his life is like and Wow, dude,
I don't know why you would want to opt out
of the death penalty. Yeah, they should have showed him
the tour thing that I saw beforehand, and then they
pick yeah, yeah, and then they picked so they So
I don't know, Brian, what do you think, man, death
penalty or would you rather spend the rest of your
life in this? And if he says this, then you
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go for the death penalty. And if he says death penalty.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Then you go for ps psychological warfare.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Right for life sentences? What is the point? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
And you're so young. Now. Someone who's done a lot
of victimizing around here is Sea Bass, and so we're.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Giving that's equivalent. Yeah, and legally no, it's not equivalent.
It's comparable.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, but you know, it's opportunity for Sammy and for
Bort and for Gant to issue their victim statements.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
So what, I don't know, but I guess we'll find out.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh, I don't know. I'm interested. We mentioned this last week.
It was interesting, Gina, and I noticed that you said,
you know, Greg and Bort something about like what could
possibly be the problem? Mentioned that several times it's a
one way street from the Yeah, you never mentioned anything
about Sammy, who has probably gotten the most. I would say,
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uh yeah, friendly fire.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Undeserved.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, I don't know what she's gotten, Frank. But that's
why it's called tease, because I'm curious to see what
this could even be.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
And I love how I love how it's suddenly like
who me right?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Well, I mean also like, uh, we've always we've we
said since this guy hit the news, like this is
this is Sea Bass's doppelganger.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Let's see that.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
But again, you don't you admitted at one.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Point you're like, oh you slightly curly here, I have fine,
silken straight. It's not the hair, hair, it's not the hair,
it's the face.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
It's the actual legal face. Yeah, you guys can be
legal brothers, totally legally.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
So we'll see. We'll have the Sea Bass victim statements
coming up, and then weekend cheers and cheers. You know,
let's start with Seed Bass, how was your weekend?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Fantastic? And may I say my cheers goes out to
I think this is a two time Cheers winner for me.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Elon Musk.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You've probably seen the headlines about the new Tesla Diner
and how Menez it involves actual robots serving They're not
taking your food out to your car yet, but they
are serving you things like popcorn inside you can order
food from your car and such. And I actually paid
a visit to the Tesla Diner where Elon is making
money handover fist. He's got to be, because the liner
was around the block, just on foot people wanting to
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walk in and see. Yeah, now it's going to be
a problem. And I guarantee you'll see this headline if
you haven't already. The neighbors are going to be pissed.
And it's going to be because it's Elon and it's Testla.
It's going to make headlines of course because traffic. Yes,
not only was there because there's all kinds of chargers
at this place. But even with that, the line was
around the block to charge people and their teslas just
wanted to get in there and experience the greatness of
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the Tesla Diner. And for folks who don't know, this
is on Sunset in Hollywood, and that's not that you
know that. That part is all you know, businesses and
hotels and oh yeah, ample parking. Yeah, here's the thing.
All those side streets are residential yeah, and I drove
down one and it was a block and a half
of Tesla's lined up. And that's street parking. So if
you're if you live there and then you want to
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get out of your driveway or you're parked on the street.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, that's problem.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
I think I was very curious on why that location
because my headline that I think that I'm going to
read one day is burnt to the ground because and
next with me, the next major protest, like that thing
is going to be its destroyed.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Well it's open.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
They have three twenty four seven, three sixty five secure
for that reason. But yeah, you get a mob of
these angry communists and what are you gonna do, you know,
with Molotov cocktails and such. But also it's not exactly
it's not convenient to any kind of highway, you know. No,
But I guess that's the point is the Tesla diners
could pop upnywhere they could be your neighborhood juke joints
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Is it true that there's a huge movie screen that's
in front of the balcony.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
While you're charging, which might take half hour plus or more.
They they'll play movies for you, giant movie screens. Uh
and and may I say, Elon, I noticed I know
you've got homemade movies there. I am willing to produce
at cart narks. You want to subsidize a couple of
mill and we'll get it done general. But it's very pocketing.
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It's super popular people that all this, Oh, well know
what he's buying? Tesla's well not from what I saw.
The love was immense and we all love you, Elon,
and you're doing great things.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Cheers.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You either on board or you're off board. So if
you're continuing to drive around the Tesla, but you have
to put the sticker on it. And you bought this
before you that was a dickcaster, nor was time?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Just sell it?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, if you feel that strongly, just sell it.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
How about it's a car and it's not a political statement.
How about that?
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
What about the was that a cheer or jeer? Those
cheer with a caveat that? Be aware?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
All right, cheer with the butt.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I'm gonna give cheers to productivity again. Man. Got some
stuff done around the house this weekend that I've been
meaning to do for such a long time. We were
so on top of stuff and organized, went through all
old files, got rid of all old documents, got rid
of at least twelve years worth of tax returns.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
So did you shred them all?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I did. I shredded everything. We jumped, jumped a bunch
of stuff off at the at the donation spot, like
clothing and all kind of just got so organized. So
that felt really good.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Condos.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Also cheers to friends. We went out with some friends.
We were out till like one thirty in the morning. Yeah,
tequila nice. And also cheers to the company Astronomer who
had a really great marketing idea with gthtro doing the
did you did you watch the video?
Speaker 7 (07:03):
I didn't watch it, but I was just thinking immediately,
like how much did they pay her to turn that around?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
So that's gotta be six figures?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
It was great because like, uh, well we're gonna answer
some of your questions.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, it was her voice. And I'm not a I'm
not a huge I don't dislike Gwyneth Paltrow. I don't
understand the hype on her, like why she's as big
as she is, right, Like why people seem to, like,
you know, fall all over her. She seems cool enough,
and she definitely was perfect for this thing, and you know,
tied in because she used to be with Chris Martin
and all. Anyway, Yeah, so they're like, oh, let's answer
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some questions that the people have. And it's like, oh
my god, what the I'm glad you asked and she
goes into something about astronomer as a business like completely
just like yeah, the corporate deflection. It was perfect. It
was really well done. It was a great idea. They
turned it around in record time. It's amazing, uh that
companies can still do that, because I'm dealing with a
bunch of stuff where it's like hurry up and and
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then you know all the bureaucratic crap that you know,
like you can't you can't move with any kind of
quickness or efficiency.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Noces types of companies can do that. We don't do
that around here. That's for sure a bunch of morons.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
My jear goes to this process and it's not the doctor,
I guess, I mean, I guess it kind of is.
He's really good. The guy that did the colonoscopy. Okay, okay,
because you get the kolonoscopy and they tell you all right, well,
you know we did a biopsy we had one pole
up and removed it. Everything looks to be fine. But
you're gonna call in one week and you're gonna get
your results of the biopsy. And okay, cool, you call
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this number they gave you, like the the information on
the way out.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
So in my you know stuff. On Friday, it's been
a week, I call and I go, Hi, Yes, I'm
calling to get the results of a biopsy. Yes, can
get your day to birth, your name, the whole thing. Okay,
uh okay, so uh doctor whatever is gonna be giving
you a call back to discuss the results like that.
Don't do that to people. And I was so well
ahead on things on Friday, I moved my flight lesson
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up a little bit earlier. I was getting home. I
was gonna have a nice chunk of time to get
a nice little nap and shut down from a long
week getting up at one thirty in the morning before
we went out with all these people ended up. You know,
I want to be able to be alert and enjoy myself. Well, now,
thanks a lot, not a great nap. What doctor's offices,
while they don't want to get into the weeds on
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stuff should be like everything's fine, but doctor K wants
to call and go over the things specifically with you.
Don't need to worry. He just wants to uh talk
to you himself.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
They didn't talk to you in the place because I
got in the place. They said he got Hey, I
got like three pops. You're good.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
No, no, they did say that, but they said they
sent him off to the lab to be biopsied, and so,
you know, just to double check. They said it looks fine.
By the looks of it.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I think you're fine. Everything should be totally fine.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Uh, but you're gonna call back in a week just
to get the official results of of the biopsy. Well,
when people do that, don't have somebody answering the call
who can't give you the answer.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, right, or at least calm you down.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Don't say the doctor is going to be calling you
to disgust it results. If that's the case, don't tell
me to call in. How about the doctor a week
later he has a list of people he's got to
call with the results and go, hey, just call on
You'll let you know got the results of your bop.
See everything was great. If you want to discuss it's more,
you can give me a call back because I did
check the thing on the form that says feel free
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to leave detailed information in a voicemail.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Use.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I hate it when they don't do that.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Just tell me what's we need to talk? I need
to talk.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
God damn do I hate that. I hate that, like
people that leaves things like unnecessarily vague for no reasons
or for him three hours and everything's fine, Everything's totally fine.
But of course I'm looking up different things, just you know,
just to be prepared.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
How much more time do I have?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, so yeah, jeers to that process. There's got to
be a better way again, don't make people call for
the results. You just call and give us the results
when you're ready, when you yeah, a message roised the
doctor's busy. He may not be available in that moment
that I call. That's perfect for my schedule.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Got to be a better way to say, There's got
to be a better.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I wonder how many they do a day, Yeah, because
it takes months to get the appointment.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
It seems like it's one after the other. Because there
were a bunch of people and I heard a lot
of the same conversation, and he would come by and
like there was at least four people who were already
done by the time my appointment was.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Like an eight thirty in the morning basis packed just
NonStop barebelt butt work. Yeah, I just thinking how many
bots he's said.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I forty four? What he set us a text over
to two to nine eight seven, We got the Sea
Bass victim statements. I mean, see, look, you wanted to know,
you have some information that you're dying to hear. I mean,
it's I imagine it's going to be nothing, but I
guess we'll see. Yes, but this could be therapeutic for
people like Sammy and Board, especially those two people I
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think are tortured.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
The most great used to be tortured, not anymore to
a severe degree. I think much therapy help.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
So the Sea Bass victim statements. Next on the Woody Show, Hang.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Show.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Now in these court cases, Now, Gina, I'm sure I
can tell you more about this stuff because she loves
all that true crime stuff. She watches all the true
crime documentaries and I'm sure they cover a lot of
that stuff. Well, all the victim's family finally had their
day in court where they got to face the person
that murder the loved one or whatever. That's the victim.
The victim statements.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
And the one you were talking about too, was when
the mom said, my daughter wanted me to tell you
that you might have gotten all a's in high school,
but you're getting.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
The mid days in prison.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, the Brian Copenburger with Berger Coburger, the Idaho.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Yeah, they got jokes.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Now, how does that work? Because when that happens in court,
like the guy, the convicted person, like their microphone is off,
the mike is off, they sit there, they and then
they have an opportunity to respond correct at the end.
I want to make sure that I want to make
sure this is authentic.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
In an apologetic way, that we do this in an
authentic web.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, that's a nice class.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Well, and you're in a court, even if it is
a kangaroo court, you do want to look presentable.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Anthony was the other psycha that was just in court.
What's her name?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Laurie day Bell, Laurie Valo day Bell, the one.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Who the cult mom or allegedly, so that's the children.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I'm saying that that's that's a name that I see
it come up. I don't know anything about the case.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Like crazy, she she and her husband are like in
a cult and this they they have spirits that talk
to each other and tell each other what to do. Oh,
very believable. Yeah, and then he got two life sentences somehow,
but she but they ended up in Maui's and they
were fine.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Actually two more life terms good for conspiring to murder
her a strange husband, her husband and her niece's ex husband.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Wow, okaya, going on.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Going back to the rules of this. So Sea Bass
can't speak while while.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
They're giving their states, but like, so they'll go one
at a time and then uh, Sea Bass, you will
have an opportunity to respond.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, the statements are towards the judge.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Should you choose, yes, you can, you could choose.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Not to choosing.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Oh I thought, yeah, like to the core, this doesn't
seem like part of justice. It seems just like hey
piling on.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Well, well, they were saying all kinds of stuff that
I wouldn't think you were able to say in corp
and me.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
And if if the accuser tries to interrupt, then he'll
be found in contempt.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Oh no, what are they going to do spend.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Like seventeen life sentences?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Oh jeez?
Speaker 7 (14:46):
Wow, oh boy?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
All right, Well, I know. Usually it's to address the person.
Speaker 8 (14:52):
You did this to my family, like during the sentences,
your chance to But if that's how the victim wants.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
To do it, they can do it. Though.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
That's what Marine's gonna read.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Okay, ok it's not directly to him. Well, who would
want to talk to you because they can't write? Yeah,
you can't respond.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I guess, I guess we will start with with Sammy.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
Uh oh, we're starting with me.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
But I think I did it wrong.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
No, there's no right or wrong, as the court acknowledges
Sammy Marino.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Okay, okay, Well, working in radio has always been a
passion of mine, and as the executive producer of The
Woody Show, I take great pride in my work. But
for a while now that pride has been overshadowed by
a persistent pattern of verbal and emotional abuse from Sea Bass,
a former executive producer who, despite willingly stepping away from
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the role, has made it his mission to publicly and
privately diminish my work, my intelligence, and my worth. He
regularly tells me that I'm bad at my job and
does his best to make me appear incompetent. He belittles
me and mocks my decisions or ideas, and not because
they're wrong, but because they're mine. He calls me basic
and dumb just for liking things that bring me joy,
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like Stanley cups things clearly associates with being feminine or mainstream.
He tries to discredit me by saying I'm from Springfield, Massachusetts,
a place that I've never lived, just because he wants
to associate me with what he believes to be a
dumpy area. That's not criticism, it's bullying and it's just
not true. And this behavior is not just honor theatrics.
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It's personal. And that was proven when we found out
that for four years he anonymously texted our show, pretending
to be a listener, just to say cruel things about
all of us. And that's not being petty, it's harassment.
There's countless moments that show how far this has gone. Recently,
I said that I wouldn't live in a car for
a year just to get my dream job, which is
a hypothetical situation, but to discuss work life boundaries, and
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his response was that's why women get seventy cents to
the dollar.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
And not only was that su apologize highly inappropriate.
Speaker 8 (16:48):
Not only was that sexist and completely inappropriate, but it
also implied that my value and the value of all
women is directly tied to a fabricated lack of sacrifice.
I'm the executive producer and I've worked incredibly hard to
earn my role, and I don't deserve less pay or
less respect because I value my mental health. But the
most disturbing moment was when he put a dead mouse
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on my face during the Glory Whole Challenge. He did
it for shock value and laughs, but there's nothing funny
about that. It's just psychotic. He seems to genuinely believe
that tormenting people is comedy. He presents himself as knowledgeable
and confident, but all he does is look things up
online and repeat them as if he's an expert. Max's
deep in security by putting others down, especially women. And
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There've been multiple times that I've left work in tears
because of Sea Bass. And no one should be made
to feel worthless at their workplace, and no one should
have to prove their intelligence or value every single day
just to silence one person's ego. And this is not
about conflict, and it's not about disagreement. It's about a toxic,
unrelenting pattern of abuse that has affected my mental health
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and my sense of safety in a place that I
once loved. So I'm asking for this to be acknowledged
and addressed and stopped, and not only for myself, but
for anyone who has ever been made to feel small
so that someone else could feel powerful.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Now, the idea here is that he would have already
been convicted, right understood, Thank you, miss Marino. Powerful, Mister
Desko was Davis? Would you like to respond?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yes? Coming each time?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh? Yeah, because like they're individuals.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Okay, yeah, well I think I think they laughed around
the room, proved my point. Next next, next witness. That's
that's the only rebuddal Well, she brought up things that
I've done for the show, and people laughed at them,
even though they've already happened.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
So that's my rebuttal.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
But we already laughed at stuff.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
But we also left.
Speaker 9 (18:52):
We don't we don't go back, and everyone back and
forth can't go back, And and you murdered all these kids.
You sure you don't want to say something, not like
a single thing, Come.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
On, yeah, okay, all right, all right, Next okay, all right,
Next we will go to mister Bart Brady. Yeah, everybody
with the court also acknowledges as Brett Brady, which I
sometimes have to remind myself of. His name was actual name.
He was given bort by a listener and it just
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kind of stuck. But mister Brady, yeah, your statement please.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
First of all, I'd like to declare that I am
not a victim. I have just had the misfortune of
experiencing Sea Bass's annoyance on a daily basis for nine years.
But also, much like SeaBASS trying to prove that he's
not balding, I'm not going to beat a dead horse.
I'm not going to point out every little thing that
he's ever done to me or anybody else here on
the show. I instead will attempt to share a moment
of understanding for why he does the things he does.
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Sea Bess believes he himself to be the best amongst
all of us in humor and wit, while never admitting
to his own dorkiness incredible lack of social ability. Much
like adwee Be science nerd in high school, he pulls
childish pranks on others to amuse himself while spewing random
knowledge and factoids as if he's proving himself to be
the most intelligent of us all like the Drama club
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kids are hanging the back of the school mocking others
with their own in joke terminology, desperate to prove that
they're much more funny than anyone else. I also like
in Seabs's meant a mentality to that of the Simpsons
copa guy. Nothing is cool unless he likes it. It
is always worst thing ever, unless he gets the sea
bass stamped approval of awesomeness. So what's my point of
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all this? We all know what we have to work with.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
We don't have a.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
Teammate who will lift us up, not a coworker that
will go to bat for us, now even a fellow
human being that will come say hello in the hallway.
We have a narcissistic manchild that's somewhere on the spectrum
working with us every single day, whose person I wouldn't
give another second thought outside of this place. So for
Seabst's opinion and commentary on all of us, I have
one thing to say, who effing cares anymore? Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Thank you, mister Brady, Very brave of you to speak
here today again, not a victim, Sea Bass. Would you
like to respond to, mister Brady?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Not a victim and not funny either, But so I
will give.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Hold on, hold on in the court. You can bring
my game the brig get the camel.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
That sounds like contempt to me. You could have used
it twice already. Notice how I was quiet during his
little uh.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You chuckled?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
You chuckled?
Speaker 8 (21:27):
All right?
Speaker 6 (21:27):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Bored damn? Mister mister Davis, your response to your responses,
I would like to gifts.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
I would like to applaud and give special credit and
appreciation honestly and and and earnestly to say me for
how much better she did than bored? That's my response?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
All right, thank you, mis Davis.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I have one more person uh to speak today, and
that would be mister greg Gory. Hello, mister Gregory, the
court acknowledges you.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Okay, Well, I'd like to thank the judge and Mary
for allowing me to chance to address our little in
studio non legally binding studio courtroom. I stand here today,
much like Bort said, not as a victim, but as
a survivor of Seabass's emotional terrorism over the past eight
plus years, I've endured psychological trauma, relentless gas lighting from
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the actual, literal, legal, real twin of the infamous Idaho Killer.
And it has not been easy. But again, I'm not
a victim. I am a survivor. I survived my worst phobia.
That would be bugs, lady bugs left inside my car,
cicadas dangled from a string in front of my face,
crickets being shoved into my face through a gloryhole, and
worst of all, a giant rat sized cockroach set free
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in the studio to roam free excuse me, suv sized
cockroach to roam around at its own free will. I
was frozen in fear for the better part of a month,
not allowing my feet or even my belongings to touch
the floor. All the while I was a sweaty wreck.
I was gifted a ride in the cyber truck, which
never happened, and then was later told it was my
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responsibility to follow up on this gift that I never wanted.
I was gifted a laminated certificate for giving me of
my obligation to bring breakfast. That's so called gift lasted
all of three days, and I am now reminded daily
in a snide fashion that indeed that laminated certificate meant
nothing nothing. I'm reminded that every word I say, every
thought I have, every question I pose, every opinion I
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hold is somehow wrong. And I'm reminded by something called greg'slist,
a phrase and a segment that I had previously coined
and I had previously done. But Seebass overlooks that I
was gaslighted when I came up with the hoverboard chair.
It was my idea to ride a hoverboard by holding
onto it whilst in a desk chair, and he took
credit for that idea, much like card Darks, completely and totally,
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one hundred percent my idea at a pitch meeting. Though
history is so often rewritten here on The Woody Show.
I have limited time, so I'm just going to say
it again. I'm not a victim. I'm a survivor, and
I suppose I should be flattered and amused, flattered that
so much attention has been put on me via putting
bugs in my car in my face, magnets saying I
only get pulled over by gay cops getting slapped onto
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my cars. That one he won't even admit, much like
the dozens, if not hundreds of texts he sent from
the show from just nineteen feet away as he slumped
in his office chair like some sort of scheming freak.
And I should be amused because despite being smarter than us,
stronger than us, more muscular than us, more mensa than us,
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more slams on the sex resume than us, which is
probably a lie, much like the text history and the
gay cop magnets just all around more brilliant than all
of us.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
But here you are.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
You have the same job as us, and they say,
if you're the smartest person in the room, you're in
the wrong room. So I guess I will add that
to Seabass's list. Palathop, thank you, mister Gory, Thank you
your honor, mister Dascus. David's you kid a reply, I
would like to acknowledge that of the people so far today,
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Greg did say one true thing there, so I will
give you credit for that. Greg, I did forget one time,
not daily, as he said, one time that I have
forgiven him as a reward, that he didn't bring us breakfast,
not even yet today as.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
We stand here. Correct, And I did slip up one time,
and you caught me on that, Greg, And for that
I do deeply and sincerely apologize for that one thing.
Everything I said was, as I continue my phrase, when
I won my trip to Cleveland on the price is right,
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it wasn't up to the Prices right to come hound
me every day to ask me when I want to
go to Cleveland. I could go to them and say, hey,
these are the days I want to go, and so
on and so forth. So Greg, may I also say
that cyber truck ride is still wait.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
For you, little buddy. I'm good, thank you, and it
doesn't expire. So if you change your my lady. The
people who have been victimized by see best feel little
bit better after being able to get that off their chest,
even though they're apparently zero truths to get Greg, there
was one one truth in all three statements. And you're
saying there's only one truth, and Greg, there was only
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one truth in all three.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
There was one honest truth. Like some of the facts
that they stated did occur. But whatever they but however
they spun them, was I believe inaccurate except this one
time I did forgiven him.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
All right, Well there you go, thank you, spend you
the victim, thank you, everybody for for being here today.
What the show will be right back to back in
a field, back in a