The Woody Show April 10th 2024 Podcast

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is now in session. Bay,Good morning, everybody. Today is Wednesday,
It's midweek. It is April thetenth, twenty twenty four. Hello,
welcome. We are of course theWoody Show. Yep, Woody Ravy,
Greg Menace, what up their seabad? Yeah, I spy Sammy,

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there's Bort We got Caroline Morgan's here, Vaughn's here, our video producer
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course, all the trending news headlineskeep you updated there. Also, we're
gonna check in on the latest inthe world of nerds. We got Raby
and the nerd Now Report, alongwith the birthdays and the Porno Birthday and
really just a bunch of stuff toget to this morning. And we might
be making a dream come true fromMenace today. What he's always said how
curious he was to try, likechewing tobacco and dippings. You're like,

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I want to he did, neversaid that. Like we started a conversation
about zen. The next thing you'relike, you know what, you guys,
I'd really like to try chewing today. He brought up zen. And
then you're like, sin sweeping thenation? Has anyone tried it? I
would like that. I'd be willingto try that. And when you guys
through a more huh you guys bringingup all the other crap, check the

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ta the exact all the listeners cancheck the tape and know that I'm speaking
the truth, the exact words.Where I want to put a wad of
chew. Know how that works?I want to find out. Yeah,
it was a bucket listing. Yousaid, me is the chew head up
in here? She was, that'sthe flexy menace. No, she said,

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she tried it, me to tryit. Now you're the curious one
who try You tried what again?Was a dip? Dip? Yeah?
Okay, so not like chewing thebat you both tried. Then, I
thought, was they've tried it,you see, it's not an experiment.
Wait a minute, what's the differencetobacco chewing tobacco actually chew right on the

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side. Ones like the long it'sLongeranda, do you remember you remember it
was the same. Do you rememberbig league chew. Yeah, okay,
that's the bubble gum version. That'schewing tobac. That's chewing tobacco. We
need to do these tests and thenthere we know, so then the others.
Dip dip goes in your lit it'salready kind of looks like coffee ground.

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Correct, very now, zin Zinis just a little packet. It's
just it's supposedly not even tobacco,just nicotine. Oh wow, I try
it. I mean, yeah,you like nicotine anyway. Yeah, they've
had tobacco pouch for a long longtime. Yeah, they've had those forever.

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Now, Sammy, remind me whyyou were because it doesn't seem like
a like a chick thing, doesit all? Definitely not a Sami thing,
right, No, I mean again, you know you have some drinks
and that I mean you're drunk.I've never done it sober and friends,
I like a lot of guy friendswould have it. And I wasn't the
only girl I mean in the atthe party to dip. We just tried

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it. Yeah, all my friendsare doing it. I've never smoked a
cigarette before in my life, andthat's something I will not do. I
was curious to know, like aboutkind of guess the high, like I
don't. I didn't understand the high. So I'm like, well, I'll
try it gee, but I notnever a cigarette. Never a cigarette?
Now, Now why why that?Because you spoke weed? Right, Yeah,

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you're inhaling things, so it's notabout like inhaling anything into your life.
My grampy died from smoking cigarettes,so that so I just never That
was something like instilled in me tonever do. I saw him on oxygen
tank for seven years. Good times. People. Cigarettes for me lit cancer
from dipping. But now, whenyou were dipping, did you feel they
need to like shoe a horse orsomething, you know, like get your
black Uh so you rope and cigarettes, do you know? Yeah? With

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this smoking thing, I never eventried a cigarette until I was part of
a radio show we did like oh, who can finish one faster? And
that was my first time ever tryingit, I like twenty two, and
it did nothing for me. Yeah, it was like they weren't inhaling inhale.
Were you just hot box? No, I was inhaling it. Well,

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maybe you're more of a chewing tobaccoguy. Guess we'll find we'll find
out. I did try to dotwo cigars at one time once and I
thought I was gonna die. Yeah. Well we did the hot dog challenge.
How many we get there? Menis like ten? Yeah, but
yeah that's good. Weird different,Yeah, but like the c Reigards,
I'm trying to think of, likehow many because cigars are about the what
the they're about the size of aguy a regular hot dog about Yes,

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yeah you could have you could havesmoked like six cigars? Did right?
No? Yeah? Gone big?No, I started like getting super dizzy,
yeah, lightheaded. Yeah, someother stuff I got for you.
We had that hypnotist on. Well, there's this guy who's only eating more
than sixty five thousand potato waffles inhis life due to a condition, right,

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and uh, he's got this likefood intake disorder, and he's been
hypnotized into trying other foods. Ohdid it work? That's the only thing
he ate sixty five thousand potato waffles. Let's say a British thing, Okay,
yeah, yeah, he's in theUK. Should that. He says,
thanks to hypnotherapy, he's eating fruitnow, vegetables and pasta, claiming
I do feel a lot healthier inmyself and happier. No kidding, So

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hypnotherapy worked for him hasn't worked foranybody in this room. How are we
not eating potato waffles? I meanthat sounds awesome. Formed, it's formed
like a waffle. I'm sure ittastes like a hash brown probably, yeah,
a bit more process. It's ait's a mix between the waffle and
the hash brown. The form ofthis in Amsterdam and the Amsterdam version they

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also put like some meat in it. It's pretty good. I think we
learned a lot. And yeah,now that we're long removed from when the
hypnotist came in, he was sofriendly. I didn't want to hurt his
feelings. But not only did itnot work, it's so didn't work ectly,
like to make you think about itmore. N Uh, you're just

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aware of everything he's doing. Thespinny spiral thing was so obvious. Yeah,
you didn't feel any different, justtired. I'll tell you this.
I did feel different, just tolike after the conversation constantly thinking about what
I'm eating. Really yeah, inthe amounts I'm eating good? What just
spot a different Yeah, just broughta different level of content. Yeah,

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that's it just made you aware.Yeah, because it was on your mind.
Oh I just did this. Iwonder if it's working. What if
it's working, what would I doit for? I did it for food,
did it for food, different food? And so you're just constantly yeah
yeah, Greg, here's another exampleof how life is just easier for women
because whenever you need money, justget married. All you gotta do is

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say all your panties or in thisparticular case, it is this influencer.
She was getting in on the wholelike jarred flatulence game, and she's she's
selling jars of her farts for threehundred dollars apiece and she is sold out.
What moron would buy that? Andshe said the smell inside can be

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retained fro up to thirty days.I wonder if that's true. Experiment,
you can say anything you want.I don't think the Federal Trade Commission's coming
after her for a false advertising,right. She also sells a worn lingerie
and used bath water for the sameprice. Nice. Now, Greg,
I don't care how good looking ofa guy that you are. Would you,
ever, as a guy be ableto get away with something like that?

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I don't know. I don't thinkyou can. Hell no, nor
would I want to buy anybody's farts. But if you, if someone offered
to buy it from you, sellit. That'd be my new career all
day. What about let's start tryingto sell your farts and jars and see
what happens. All right? Game? Yeah, Greg would sell it.
No. Three is my price.New moms here in the US, they

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are checking into these fancy post birthretreats and this is not your average spa
experience. So you just got tothink gourmet meals, nursing support, massages,
all for a starting price of sixthree hundred dollars per week a week
inspired by practices in Asia, becauseyou hang out with your new baby.

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It's gaining some major traction. Incities like New York, DC and Los
Angeles, moms and their partners evenget a taste of luxury with a day
of hospital check in, options,foot rubs, hands on baby training.
Meanwhile, moms are being looked aftertheir partners can hit the golf course,
beach club or the pool. Theyalso get to learn some CPR classes and

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some breast pump cleanings. So forsixty three hundred dollars a week, rich
chicks are flocking to these very priceypost natal retreats. If I had a
wife and a kid, I wouldconsider this because it sounds rad and also
you learn a lot because if it'syour first baby, it's not difficult.

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Greg, did your mom need usseven thousand dollars a week? No,
thinks she figured it out. It'sit's really not difficult. I just remember
being, you know, first timedad, and you know the basics that
the kid can't tell you anything,like it's gonna cry, it's either hungry.
It's either hungry or it needs adiaper change. How many night nurses
did you get? Zero? Althoughhow many wet nurses? Zero? Although,

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man, that's the thing, man, I wish I had that kind
of money at that time. Thatwould have been dope. I know people
now so good they have these youknow, they have the kids and they
have a night nurse until everybody sleepsNow. I was the one who got
to sleep overnight because I was basicallygetting a nap anyway before I get up
to come to this job, youknow, and so like I only got

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four hours, but like during theday, my wife would shut it down
and then I would get home.I would have no naps in the middle
of the day like I do now, and that would be my turn to
take care of it. Well,she got like a four hour shut down
in there, and we figured itout. It doesn't last forever. This
does sound dope. I told you, I thought, if you put a
shirt or a jacket on a baby, you're gonna break its arms right,

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super hard to break them. Itsounds like this would be really helpful too
for women who end up with postpartumdepression or postpartum anxiety. Like Greg said,
they're teaching them so much stuff toothat if you do have that anxiety
after having a baby of not knowingwhat to do, this would be really
helpful. I'd never heard of likelike you have like a maternity paternity like
paternity leave. It's like broternity leave, so the dad gets a certain amount

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of time off. Yep. Yeah, after the wife has a baby,
I know, it has a fullyear to take it. And in companies,
so this is funny. I'm talkingto this guy who will remain nameless
he's an older guy, like,but he's still an upper level manager guy,
say, he's like sixty some,he's like in his mid to late
sixties. And so he was talkingto somebody on a call and he got

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in trouble. He said, well, we're gonna have to get this done
because you know, Greg's gonna beon paternity leave for the next three weeks.
He goes on, what right paternitygoes maternity? He goes, no,
it's eternity. He thought maybe hewas really mishearing him, and then
he explained him what it was.He goes, that's a thing. Are
you serious? Yeah, the HRpeople's stupid called him because he is a

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senior level like manager and he wouldbe aware. Well he wasn't. He
wasn't aware of Tho. What atragedy. Yeah, creative, I know.
He's like, are you like youhad to have this big, long
conversation with HR about company. Yeah, feelings got hurt. They're legal,
there are legal complications for that.Yeah, you have to watch those videos.

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I'm not surprised by any of it, but it's stupid. Yeah,
I got so. We get theseemails every once in a while about some
of these training videos. Yep,I can't tell you the last time I
did one. It's been two years. And you get, haven't you get?
Doesn't bombard you with get it done? Get it done? They do,
and I just delete, So shemust be okay, this is no,

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they're not done. I I've lookedin there and there's there's still there
still pure clearly to you. Thisis a version of the guy who leaves
his gun in the bathroom, eventhough we have a thousand rules against guns,
and well, because he gets paida lot of money, we'll just
go over looking at total favoritism toyou. Because if we don't do one

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daily reminders, that's when I get. Stop. That's what I get until
they give up. They then wehave personal emails. That's what I go
into our office. It's a perfectexample of what I've been trying to tell.
What he when I tell him like, oh, that person is like
an a hole, and what hegoes, No, they're like really cool,
and I'm like, dude, they'recool to you man everybody else?

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Yeah, oh for sure, Ohdefinitely if you tell me. Vaughan,
let's say, or Morgan tries tonot do a mandatory you know, sexual
harassment training, but I think thedifference is like I truly don't care.
I mean, I support your attitude. No, I'm saying because I'm at
a place in my life and inmy career where it's like, you know,

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like this is stupid. I getit, no, you know,
but like I enjoy what I do, but like I'll get around to it
at some point you want, that'sthe intentions. Like dieting, Dude,
if you did all the ones thatyou haven't done, it would take you
four months. Probably I used topay Randy to do it. Are you
under the impression that the rest ofus care. We don't care about care
about that, but like you know, you would care about getting fired,

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we care about getting suspended. Hethere's that whole thing about hanging over you
because your boss is asking to dosomething where it's like, you know,
I don't I'm not I'm not intimidatable. You know them well, I don't
think I think yeah, because she'sthe one that gets the crap from the

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people above her that you're not doingyour stuff, so he hears it.
But I'm that guy too, I'mon your level, Like I I give
no fs on it. But thething is what I find annoying is the
emails. I'm a lot of emails. I don't want. There's sales emails
all the time that that sales forlike the dio station. I'm saying,

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like soliciting emails, like in yourregular personal email from every company you've ever
bought something from. Yeah, deleteto lead, to lead, to lead,
I don't even open it. Deletedelete to let me. Yeah,
I mean them all on mute.I see what it's about. Just mean
to get around to I usually do, mean to get around to it,
and then next thing, you know, it's been two years again, like
the dieting thing, and mean toget around to it. And Randy used
to do it for me. Iused to pay Randy. I used to

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pay Randy to do uh more,goan to do it. Ye here,
Randy, do me a favor.It's a stupid training thing. Just print
to the dumb certificate out of theend and let me know what stick through.
I literally your I was the onewe just had to do. Your
daughter could have done. It's reallyit's multiple challenging. It's yeah, it's
all right. Look we got totake a break. We got some more.
What show for you next? Hangon all right, We're all gonna

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Restaurants dot com. Wody, thisis the Woody Show, and it's another
new hour of said show. It'sWednesday morning. It is April tenth,
twenty twenty four. On what youThat's Ravy. Good morning, got Greg

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Gory Menace, Good morning to yougive morning Woody. That would be Sea
Bass. We've got Sam, goodmorning. Bort is here, Caroline's here.
We've got our employee of the month. She's Morgan. She's here.
Plus Von, our video producer onthe cameras this morning. Phones are open
for you at eight seven seven fortyfour Wooding. That's eight seven seven forty

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four Wooding. You can also hitus up with the text. You send
that text over to two to nineeighty seven. So question for the ladies,
does your doctor ask you about howmany people you slept with? I
mean not in that verbiage. Andthe reason I asked this is a radio
friend of mine. He said,the topic of your slam number came up,

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and then this woman on his showbrought up out she used to lie
to her doctor when they would askthat question. And he was like,
huh, your doctor would ask youhow many people you slept with? And
so he's like on a pop station, so there's a lot more women than
dudes that listen to h to hisshow. And he asked the ladies and

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his audience and they said yes,and there's all kinds of people calling in
that. Yeah. No, Imean it'll be how many sexual partners?
Yeah, have you had since you'vemaybe last been here, maybe in the
last year' not like a middle that'sa sex number question, No, that
is, but not a total number. Yeah, maybe they're keeping in your
chart, will the time last yearsexually active? From last year to this

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year, it's been this many people? And then they total it all up,
right, much time you got,doctor, let's figure this out.
Oh that's kind of hot, thatis Yeah, that is gross. It's
weird. Right, They do askif you're sexually active? Well, yeah,
that's right, that I get.But I mean that I understand.
I can't imagine they would ask howmany? No, they'll ask if there's

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multiple or if there's one. They'veasked that, yeah, yeah, like
at the same time, so likeare you dating like three different guys?
Right? Yeah? Yeah? Oris it just one? They ask if
you're pregnant? Are you sure you'renot rightnant? Okay, that I understand,
But like, what does it matterfor STDs testing purposes? How would

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that change the test? Yeah,wouldn't. It doesn't. But they ask
That's what I'm saying that weird.Well, they want to know should they
Should you be getting a test foran STD? I mean, even if
it's one person, you should begetting a test. But I guess I
think like the questions are you ina monogamous relationship exactly? You know?
And I'm like, don't worry aboutit, docs, and it's not where

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you go, Hey do you feeluh you do you feel like you'd like
to take an STD test today?Right? Certain STD tests are standard with
your annual checkup that they do.Some aren't. So it's basically going do
we have to do the extra oneson top since we're already in here collecting
everything we need. Because you're outhere already super here collecting, we're up

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in here cancer to make sure youdon't have HPV as well. It's like
when your dog is under anesthesia,might as well clean their teeth while they're
under it. Yeah, while we'reup here. I thought that was really
weird. I'm like, why,what would be the purpose? I mean,
I understand, but if you camein there for a specific I'm not
buying it was phrased that way.Yeah, Well, just the way that

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Sammy said it that that sounds kindof the same thing to me. You
know, how many people have youand since your last visits? Yeah,
that's probably what it was. Yeah, and then it got deleted, then
it got traumatized. Yeah, stillweird radio exactly, still weird. I
guess in that context since your lastvisit, how many people have you been

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with? Not that weird, Iguess right. I mean they ask you
how many drinks you've had with theexactly that's true. Yeah, what kind
of a hardcore drug add you lieabout the drinking part? Greg lied to
his doctor about I was walking andstuff, and then the doctor asked to
see Greg's phone. Yeah, He'slike, oh, you bring your phone
with you? Sure do yeah,and got caught right in a line.

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Take no steps yeah, yeah,yeah, you're not taking that many.
You walked from the car to thisoffice and that's it all day. I'm
sure based on this you were carriedto your car when you left the house.
Get it. That was the doctorI fired. I said, you
know what I'm doing. You're tooinvasive. Yeah, come to you with
a broken arm and all you wantto do is talk about my weight.
Yeah, you figure out my liestoo easily. But it goes back to

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like why someone of the texts,you know, saying the same thing,
like why would you go to thedoctor just to lie when you're asked a
question? You're at the doctor fora reason, to be honest. Yeah.
Oh I learned my lesson. Bythe way, speaking of slut's,
Turkey is the most sluttiest country onthe planet. Apparently the average person there
sleeping with more than fourteen people.Australia, how's their pie? Yeah,

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apparently active. It's the second mostslutty country average of thirteen people. Is
this total sleep number? Yeah?Okay. Lifetime. New Zealand is third
with all those ugly people, accordingto Sea Bass right, followed by Iceland
and then South Africa. The UnitedStates number thirteen on the list where the

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average person sleeps with ten point sevenpeople. Canada exactly the same ten point
seven. How do you sleep withpoint seven of a person? Wow?
Is that like maybe just oral?It's just oral on like maybe like a
finger banging or something. An averagenot all the way, that's like third
base. You did a couple otherthings, you didn't go all the way.
The average person in Mexico averages ninehookups. In case you're wondering for

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our daily mention of Japan, ohyeah, number seventeen on the list where
the average person slams with ten pointtwo people in their lifetime. All these
daily mentions of Japan, I reallywant to go there? Now? Now
you want to go. They're reallyworking on me. You'd enjoy it.
I'm sure I would love it.I'll be honest. After that conversation with

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the people that we met on thecruise, I'm like, huh, maybe
Dubai is a place to check out. I'm not I'm not going to Dubai.
No, you would have no Dubaiinterest japan interest. Yeah. It
turns out I get my lack ofinterest from it. For international travel from
my mother. She doesn't have anyinterest. Somehow came up and we were
you know, they went with uson this cruise and she's like, yeah,

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just I have no ambition to I'mlike, wow, that's where I
get it. I used to belike that hardcore. I'm like, America
has everything. Well, she finallylike went over there. Oh, it's
pretty awesome. I think she's moreafraid of how people feel about Americans and
so she you know, she's verymuch safety minded and very very scared.

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No one cares well, depending onwhere you go. Some places certainly care.
Well I'm not going to Yeah.No big cities in Europe care right
now. I'm talking about generally.You hear about people going to these crazy
places. You can end up inthe Middle East somewhere. Yeah. I
really want to tour Iraq. Yeah. You know that story about the guy
who's in the Amazon the snake,Like, what the hell are you doing?

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Like why are you going there?Yeah? Sign me up for the
Amazon when you go to Japan,Like, people want to be helpful,
they want to help. You arepeople going out of their way to go
to places where like it's pretty muchwhat illegal are yeah, morons illegal to
go? Yeah? Yeah, screwthat. Hell no again, there's Google.
I can see everything right there.Maybe, so get it from her.

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She gets fear because you said yourstepfather never turns off the news.
No, and thes the most fearmongering place you can go. Absolutely true.
Good point, so the true speakingof the news to see those parents
the crumblies. Oh, the parentsthat Michigan school shooter, the first parents
in the US to be convicted ofinvoluntary manslaughter for their son's attack. They

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were both sentenced to ten to fifteenyears in prison, that's the max through
the book. At them, good, they're setting a precedent. I mean,
they've never been done before. Hopefullythe words out yeah exactly. But
I do feel bad for the parentsthat do try to say, hey,
I need help because this kid isout of control. They do the right

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things, they go to the police, Sure, they get it on the
radar, and still nothing happened.Yeah, that's another fear. Once you
become a parent, that one getsunlocked because you know, you can't say
that, you know, every personwho's a jerk. It's because they're parents,
you know, or their upbringing.Some people had perfectly fine upbringings and
they just went off the rails forwhatever reason. Yeah, they should drive

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me crazy. Listening to that showLove Line with Doctor Drew and Adam Rolla
and uh, you know, peoplecall in like, oh, well last
night I slept with seventeen people andthey go, wow, tell me about
your your parents. Yeah, Imean they alcoholics and blah blah, Like
what how what is it? Maybethey're just a slut, you know.
Maybe they just really enjoyed this andthey're realizing it's a problem. Maybe their

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parents had nothing to do with it. Yeah, it's not fair, and
I felt that way even before becominga parent. But like what happens.
You know, people look at you, Greg, You're always defending you know,
pit bulls, but you can't tellme them that's just the owners.
Oh it's a bad owner. No, it's not always just the owner.
Right, it's not like you guysmake it sound like ninety percent of pit

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bull Well it's terrible, it's ninetynine point nine, oh ninety nine.
But they're sold in certain aspects oflife. It is the parents. Like,
even if you're an eighty year oldman and you chew with your mouth
open, that's your parents parents.Oh for sure, they didn't correct behave
exactly. Yeah. So there's alot of stuff in life that is the
parents, but there is always becauseof the parent. There is a famous

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story from where I'm from, whereuh, these rich kids they kidnapped the
whole school bus of kids and theyit's called from and there were rich kids
that they had access to everything inthe world. They never wanted it.
They're just like they just wanted moremoney. So they decided, oh,
we're gonna kidnap this school bus.They buried the school but was luckily all

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the kids were fine. But theyburied the school bus just because they wanted
to do a ransom. And youhave everything you want, you lived in
like one of the richest places inAmerica, but you still did this.
You know well also because you knowyou figure, you figure like you could
do whatever you want. What wasthat one kid that he killed somebody drinking

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the drivers in Fluenza? You neverheard that term before that. It's like,
well, he grew up in asituation where like he was never told
him. Yeah, here's some signsyour kids spoiled. You know, I
talk about kids who have everything.Yeah, when you tell them no,
they throw a tantry them, whichyou know kids throw tantrums. But when
they expect to get what they want, you know, you tell them no,
they freak. They're never satisfied withwhat they have. We've talked about

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this. We're like, people don'tseem like the younger the gen zers,
even with millennials, because you weretalking about your brother in law doesn't really
seem to get excited about anything.Nothing, the world's largest buffet. Metas
took him to the world's largest buffet. Yeah, mostes commedy said, uh,
it was okay, have more optionssting there. It's the world's largest

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buffet. Yeah. But I thinkalso also, to be honest, I
think our generation before them, genX gen X, maybe we like I
don't know, as we got older, we kind of made fun of people
that got excited about things sea bass, and I think that taught the older
generation like, oh, I'm theyounger generation. Oh, you shouldn't get

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excited about stuff. Now they havelike no emotion, blaming the parents.
Yeah, they have like no emotions. They're like freaking robots. They don't
get excited about anything, because gettingexcited about anything is not cool cool.
That's like we were more sheltered asgen X, Like we didn't have social
media to see what the the restwhat the rest of the world was doing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, youonly saw what was happening in TV

(28:22):
shows, but you weren't bombarded withit. So like, man, you
saw something like really cool, andit could be like pretty innocuous, you
know, but like you've never seenthis, Wow, this is awesome,
crazy, Oh my god. Yeah, going back to the younger people,
they share something that they're excited aboutand they do get negative feedback, so
then they're stop. And then yeah, you're like, oh, these people

(28:45):
have no personality of course, becauseyou've been shutting them down for their entire
life. Another sign, and yourkid is spoiled. They're never satisfied with
what they have. Instead of enjoyingthe toys, you know, stuff they
already got, they're more focused onthe next thing they want. Yeah,
they think the world revolves around them, and to a certain degree, you
know when you're a parent, thatdoes, especially when they're really little.

(29:07):
Yeah, but number four, theydemand things now, they can't wait.
They want it right now, immediately, and you give in because it's easier.
Sure, you just want to shutthem up. They're sore losers.
I mean, of course, nobodylikes to lose, but spoiled kids might
have a harder time with it.They say look for things like blaming others
and expecting to be praised for everylittle thing they do. They're manipulative.

(29:30):
They don't give up until they gettheir way. They just don't accept no
for the answer. They might includepitting one parent against the other, like
mom said, I could. Mydaughter was asking me for something yesterday and
was doing that right in front ofmy wife. Oh yeah, who had
already said no. Yeah, Ialready had the conversation and had asked me
in front of her. And Isaid, my answer is the same as

(29:51):
your mom's answer. No. Yourmom already said no while I'm not talking
to her, and she's right therenow. And my wife snapped, oh
wow, she's like, you wantto ruin the rest of your week.
I said, you're probably best justto get out. You should probably walk
away from it. I said,I'm trying to help you out here.
You should probably leave right now.I used to do the old I'd go

(30:15):
to my mom and say, Dadsays it's okay with him, if it's
okay with you, And then she'dbe like, okay. And then I
go to my dad and say,mom says it's okay with her, if
it's okay with you, that's agood Yeah. So I'd pretend that they
both already said yes, that's agood one. And then the seventh thing,
the seventh sign that your kids spoiledis you got to bribe them to
do stuff. So even basic thingslike picking up their stuff or brushing their

(30:37):
teeth, Like, if you alwayshave to reward them for stuff, they
might be spoiled, especially if theystart asking for bribes. Well, room
right, you take me to fivebelow, right, No, how about
you just do it? Do itbecause you're because it's on the chore wheel.
Yeah, My wife and I havea song that we sing to the
kids earning is keep he's earning hiskey. When the kids would get for

(31:00):
a while, their kids would getso mad. Shut up, right,
bet hey, can you do youand you and your sister are doing the
dishes? Why because you need tocontribute to the household. Do you have
a job, you pay for anything? And you just ate. Yeah,
you just ate. You live here. You know, dinner was made for
you, it was presented. Youate. The least you could do is

(31:21):
clean up the dishes. But earnin is keep is keep shut up.
We sing it in a round,so I'll be like earning is keep.
My wife chimes in and is keep. It's fun to pick on them.
They deserve it. They deserve it. All right, we're gonna take a
quick break. We got some morewoody show coming up. If you want

(31:41):
to call in eight seven seven fortyfour woodie. That's eight seven seven forty
four woody. Good. Well,yesterday the Arizona Supreme Court upheld this old
timey abortion band from eighteen sixty It'slike, are they doing abortions in eighteen

(32:05):
sixty four? They have laws aboutit? Yeah, that's what I thought.
I was like, Wow, mandatestwo to five years in prison for
anyone aiding an abortion, with anexception to save the mother's life. Now,
the state Attorney General says they're notplanning to enforce any any abortion bands,
but that's going to be challenged bythe state's county attorneys. By the

(32:27):
meantime, there's a bunch of these, you know, clinics and whatever that
will close down. Obviously some otherquick things here. For the first time
in March Madness history, more peoplewatch chick Hoops the chick Hoops Final than
the men's final. Wasn't that numbereven bigger than NBA games? In the
NBA Finals game by millions four viewersfour million millions viewers. Also, WrestleMania

(32:52):
forty was a Peacock's most streamed entertainmentevent from Philadelphia. What did you think
of What did you think of WrestleManiathis year? You're you a fan?
Yeah, it was really fun.I mean it was two pack knights,
what like four hours each night.But the fact that it was main invented
by Cody seth Ron's Rock and RomanRains Night one, then Cody and Roman

(33:14):
Rains Night too. Like, itwas a very fun packed weekend. They
gave the people what they wanted.It was exactly what they wanted last year,
but even bigger and better this year. And last night, the Boston
Celtics became the first team in NBAhistory to go an entire game without even
attempting a free throw. Interesting,that's pretty crazy. How did that happen?

(33:37):
There's not one foul, not onefoul, or at least you know,
the refs weren't calling it rose gypsyRose Blanchard. Yes, that's the
girl who was in prison and shegot out killed her mom proxy right,
like the mom had tortured, torturedher, convinced her she was sick with

(33:59):
all this stuff, and then shehad her boyfriend kill the mom, and
then she had going to prison fornow she's out and she had that weirdo
husband for like five minutes. Ye, that weirdo husband, the big penis.
Yeah, they're already getting divorced andshe's only been out of prison for
three months. Yeah. Did theyget married while she was in prison?
Yes? Oka, not many detailsyet other than she was the one who

(34:20):
filed and since filing, she's beenhanging out with her ex fiance. Oh
wow. Oh like, I'm sorrywhat this girl went through, but like,
go away, you're missing the biggestupdate. She also got a nose
job, Oh did she? Yeah, she's she's glaming up. That's gonna
take a lot of work. Wellshe realized, like, oh you know
what, I'm kind of famous.Now, sure the money will come.

(34:43):
I don't think to he won't leaveme alone time, won't leave me alone.
Good for him, seems he livewas talking about her nose job and
they're like, I don't know howit's going to turn out, because they
said that that, like a goodnosjob costs about like twelve thousand. And
I guess she said that she paidfive thousand for it. Well she got
that celebrity discount. Maybe Lifetime paidthe rest. Who knows. And speaking

(35:08):
of couples, meet Larry and JessicaMcDonnell. They live in West Virginia and
they now hold the record for greatestheight differential of a married couple. Oh
wow, really cool. She's afive foot ten mm hm, and she's
the tall one. I would hopethe freaking time. But I read the

(35:30):
article and I said, oh she'sfive ten. I'm like, wow,
this guy's got to be like eightfoot tall. No, Larry, he's
an even three feet. Oh,I got a I would love to pockets.
Look at this guy. Whoa Ohmy god, Okay, and he's
all d apparently now they've been marriedfor almost eighteen years. Let me show

(35:52):
the wow there you go, Vaughn. You can see on the camera there,
Well, how come they haven't hadthis record? The entire time.
They've been married almost eighteen years,they have four kids together, and I
have no idea how but they justdid an interview about it and they said
that what's on the inside is whatreally matters. Quote, you might find
a person who looks exactly like whatyou want, but you need someone who

(36:13):
makes you feel and think and loveall babe. I mean I do agree
with that, like you'd be ofthe short, ugly person. No,
I mean that's good for them,right, No. No, But like
when you see a couple and thereare a couple of hotties and you know
they're banging all the time. Thefirst thing I think is, Okay,
that's awesome. But five years fromnow, what are you going to talk?

(36:36):
Right? What do you discuss whenyou're having your coffee? Yeah,
well you're having dinner. What areyou talking about? What are you doing?
So I'm not saying I'm going tomarry a three foot tall, ugly
person. But if you've ever hadthat haughty couple friend and you think,
okay, give it a couple ofyears, you guys are gonna get bored.
I was thinking about Morgan, likeMorgan needs to find herself a short

(36:57):
king. It doesn't want that,but maybe that's what she needs. Though
I'm saying, maybe that's what youI'm thinking. I'm just you know,
maybe she's not open minded to it. Maybe I'm just thinking a little bit
more clearly because I'm not the onein her situation, you know, and
I'm not the one being as pickyas she is. But like, maybe
she needs someone who makes her feeland think and love, and maybe that

(37:21):
person is three foot tall. Maybeshe should not get You don't know how
much you love sushi until you tryit, honestly, Yeah, honestly,
I kind of agree with you becausethe short king doesn't have as many options
and he'll try so hard. Yeah, to guess what, That's not how
the world works. And I don'tlike that most of the time too.
Not gonna like that. Yeah,you like, Oh, you're too nice

(37:45):
because they like meat, you know, they don't. They don't take into
an effect account our minds and feeling. What are you talking about? They
want somebody full of drama so theycan talk about My eyes are up here,
Ben, right, we are justturned into objects, I know,
objectified. Really sorry, Greg,it must be so hard for you.
It is hit us up with thetext over to two more Woody shows.

(38:08):
Next thing, the Woody Show,Greg taxes, Yes, did you get
it? I finally did it.Oh. I waited till the last second,
as I say, we are,We're all right up against the wire.
I did it, and it wasvery frustrating to me because first of

(38:31):
all, I owed more to federal, which I was shocked. I'm like,
yep, how I did too,yep. And then I got a
little bit back from state, right. But what really irked me was the
verbiage of my tax person. Isaid, because she had the number of
once, she did all the calculations, and she said, okay, here's

(38:53):
the amount. And I said,okay, oh good getting a little bit
back. No, no, no, no, that's the amount you owe.
And I said, oh, Ithought that was my refund. No,
you have to pay taxes. Idid. I stop paying taxes.
And I understand the sensitivity, butyou knew what you were saying. I
get it. But that's the problemwith everybody people that mindset. You have

(39:17):
to stop thinking of your tax refundas oh cool, I got money in
the mail. Now that that youalready earned it, it's your We have
got to get out of that mindset. Yeah, well, with less than
a week to goo, some peopleare just afraid. There's even a name
for it, for sophia. I'msorry for a sophobia. Okay, for
sophia, for sofia, for asophobia, which is the fear of taxes

(39:44):
and the I R S tax,total tax avoidance and procrastination, extreme anxiousness
discussing taxes, refusal to open lettersfrom the I R S. Fear that
the I R S agents might unexpectedlycome to your house. Yeah, that's
for sophobia. I think everybody hasthat. Yeah, have you ever gotten
a letter from the IRS. It'sfrightening. Yeah, but it's usually like

(40:07):
uoas ten more dollars. Right,People expect you a tax refund this year.
Three and five of them are countingon that extra income. Thirty six
percent plan to save the money thatthey get. Like two thirds say they're
gonna you know, if they geta refund, they're going to use it
in a more mature way than theydid in the past. Sure, because

(40:28):
they already have their PS five.Yeah. Yeah, I was talking with
Greg. I was showing them avideo of this person that was standing on
a state line and it was likeone leg was in a state where you
work for seven weeks for the state, you pretty much just give them all
your money, right, and thenon the other side you get to keep
your your mind. What's the breakeven date? They say? On average?

(40:51):
Isn't it for like how many months? It's May or something? People
work and that's just like the yearhalf the year, give and take.
I believe it's called tax freedom Day. Yeah, that's what it is.
Let me look that Upax Freedom Day. So hey, for the rest of
this year, all the money thatyou're earning, you actually keep everything you've
done. At this point, itranges from mid April to May. Third

(41:14):
time show show All right, Greg, you're gonna love this good because you
did you hate Blink one A two. That's rare. Yeah, I know
he hates Green Day, but Ithought you also hate. I like a

(41:37):
lot of their songs as me.I dislike several of them, but I
will ask it for I hate Maryor f Mary Kill. But I think
that one's two weeks. Guys gonnasay Green Day, okay kill Blink or
Sublime Mary Kill? And I guesswhat you would say, Well right down

(41:59):
where you will write what you got. We know he's killing Green right,
Yeah, that's what I means GreenDays to kill? Okay, I am
okay Blink okay, all right?So f Mary kill, You're going to
kill Green Day? Yes? Ihate them. They're just the worst,
all right? Then not their musiclike you just like I like their new

(42:21):
single, but having dealt with thempersonally several times in my life, they're
nothing what they pretend to be.Okay, I don't. I don't hate
Green Day, then I love They'llbother. I like their music a lot.
Yeah, and Billy Joe's always beensuper nice, very cool to us.
Yeah, except for Greg. Greg'shad killed. You'd kill Green Day

(42:44):
dead, right? Abso I thinkyou would f Blink twenty two and marry
oh wait no, no, no, no he would he would Sublime.
He would f Sublime and then marryBlink oney two. Yeah. I have
that opposite, do you? Ihave you banging Blank and marrying sublimely because

(43:05):
you like do you? I thought, okay, between the two, I
figured that you like you would likeBlank Waity two more than Sublime because I
know you also hate Sublide. Well, he hates anything that sounds out.
You don't like that beach sound?Yeah? None exactly hates reggae, hates
any kind of beachy surfy. ButI mean when we worked in San Francisco,
we played Sublime every other song andwe were like, well it's a
blowner times oversasuration just too much,but blink. I don't dislike them at

(43:34):
all, Okay, right, butI have yeah kill Green Day right f
blank and Mary Sublime. Okay,all right, well Greg, I thought
you would like this. Okay,this this Dad. He took the Doctor
Seuss book one Fish, two fish, redfish, bluefish, right, and
he sang it in a style ofblank one a two. Oh, okay,

(43:54):
would you like to hear that?Of course? All right, doctor
Seuss blank one a two, Soit'll be like a blink sung right,
exactly, get it right. Onefish, jewfish, redfish, blue fish,

(44:14):
black fish, blue fish, lovefish, new fish, summer and
in summer, summar, summer.It's bad. It's not bad, it's

(44:37):
blank story that's funny. Yeah.Criticizoody shows next hang on the show back
in the mid So we have avideo posted on our Instagram and our YouTube
page. YouTube you can find us, you know, the Woodies show,
just like you can on all thesocial media platforms at the Woody Show,
and we had the video of Sammytalking about how the eclipse for the next

(45:00):
six months will be affecting things.In the comments, my god, I'm
just all agreeing. Huh oh yeah, they're totally so. I'm always a
fan of great insults that don't reallysound all that offensive. You know.
It's like it's like the Southern classicbless your heart, oh, that kind
of thing. And here's one ofthe comments. It says, I admire

(45:22):
how you don't let your limitations affectyour confidence. Thank you, Hilaire,
because she says things in such confidencewhen she's talking about how the eclipse is
going to speed up your relationships oryour professor whatever for the next six months,
it is going to have this longlasting effect. That is so weird

(45:43):
that we got that comment, becausewhile we were having that discussion, I
was sitting here admiring Sammy's confidence.It really was, I'm like, and
for you don't back down, Oh, I thought, I don't care.
I'm trying to convert anybody. Youhave to agree with what I love that
I admire how you don't let yourlimitations affect your confidence. I got to
hold onto that one that's a goodone. That's right up there with like

(46:04):
it's impossible to underestimate you. Yeah, that's good. I mean, personally,
nothing feels better than telling someone who'spissing you off to f off.
It's one of my favorite things.But sometimes I could see the situation would
call for something more subtle. Right, And apparently if you're calm after getting
an insult like it makes them evenangry, like, hey, your teacher
always handed your test bag face down, didn't they? Yeah, how about

(46:29):
that sounds like something you'd say.It's another one. It's consistent. What
an odd thing to say aloud?Okay, I like that one. I
admire your enthusiasm, right, Imean that's great. I admire your enthusiasm
on this particular crazy sounding thing that'sviewing from your mouth. Or how about

(46:52):
this one. Wisdom has been chasingyou, but you've always been faster.
All right, great insults that don'tsound offensive, But I'm giving the award
to I admire how you don't letyour limitations affect your confidence. I see,
that's one of the things I haveto put in the notes of my
phone because I will forget. I'mgonna put that in fact, I'm gonna

(47:12):
put that in with some of myfavorite quotes. You know, I'm a
collector of quotes. What if there'sany new ones on her? Yeah,
there's a there's nothing new in here. Yeah. Another one. When logic
abandoned ship, the lifeboat is oftenthe absurd. Wait, but what's that
one again? When logic abandoned ship, the lifeboat is often the absurd.

(47:37):
Oh okay, I thought that waspretty good. It's good. Yeah.
Do you have any other great insultsthat don't sound all that offensive? Yeah?
Let us know. Coming up tomorrow, Menace is going to be out
in about once again. He's goingto be in the Long Beach, So
attention Long Beach Menace at O'Reilly's o'riley'sAuto Parts on Long Beach Boulevard tomorrow from

(47:57):
three to five pm. He's gonnabe given a way some theme park tickets,
he's got some concert tickets, somewoody show merch and I have been
told that he is going to bethere with at least one pair of Fiesta
passes, yes, minimum minimum.Yeah, so come on out. Actually,
I understand what you're saying. Youjust don't know what the hell you're

(48:20):
talking about. And We're into anothernew hour insensitivity training for a politically correct
world. On this Wednesday morning.It's April to tenth, twenty twenty four.
Mondy, that's Ravey, Good morning, great gory menace. What's up
there, Sea Mass. Sammy's here. Phones are open at eight seven seven

(48:45):
forty four Wooding. You can alsohit us some of the text over to
two to nine eighty seven some Teslanews. Okay, sales have plunged far
more than they were expecting, whichis surprising. You know, it seems
like everybody I know has been gettingone, right in Sea Bass's case,

(49:06):
waiting on one, not forbid.What is the hold of them that?
I don't know. I think theyjust don't want them to have one.
I know, I uh, well, we had our break. I saw
a ton of them, even solidtrucks full of trucks all the time.
I have never seen one like there'slike seven of them on one of those
big car haulers. I'm like,one of those has got to be Sea

(49:27):
Basses. I wasn't in the veryfirst first wave of cyber trucks. I
saw another demand. It's just socool, right. I saw another picture
where it's like outside of one ofthe Tesla factories, and it's just rows
and rows and rows of cyber trucksjust sitting there. Looks like they're just
waiting to get picked up because theygot to be distributed. Now, I

(49:49):
know, it's like, are youare you going to pay two grand a
month for these things? It's likeforty five hundred dollars down. We're just
gonna pay cash, right, yeah, I mean, it's like picks for
punks. It's sixteen fifty like amonth, and then you gotta get insurance.
But if you're financing, yeah,you're gonna yeah. But if you're
gonna buy it out right like SeaBass will yeah yeah, big bills,
big bills. Yeah, all right, but no. So the the other

(50:14):
story was Tesla said in a lawsuitover that crash where this guy died and
for his car veered off the highway. The family said that the Tesla autopilot
steered his Model X into the highwaybarrier, but Tesla contended that the driver
misused the system because he was playinga video game just before the accident.
The settlement helps Tesla avoid a lengthyjury trial. And you know what role

(50:37):
autopilot might have played in the crash. You know, they keep saying in
this article like Apple engineer, Likewhat does that matter? They keep it
Apple engine Yeah, why did theykeep like what does that have to do
with anything? Anytime you have asparkly or a controversial thing, they're gonna

(50:57):
throw that in right exactly, Likethey tell you how many babies were on
you know, a plane or somethingthat had trouble and there were three babies
on there. Great, it wasa plane full of people, so many
babies were on there. Babies exactly. Well. Elon Musk also says a
Tesla ROBOTAXI will be uh will beout unveiled August eighth. N I want

(51:22):
the robot. Now here's something else, now do you want to hear these?
These are reviews from people who havegotten the cyber truck. So I
have watched a few guys like whoare actual like car people and have had
it for like a month, AndI've watched some of their reviews on YouTube.
They actually do like maintenance and stuffright, and they give you a

(51:43):
full like three sixty. But Ihave a feeling that these reviews will not
be as glowing. Let's hear.So the reviews are in some reviews are
in and overall not great news forTesla's long delayed and pricey cyber truck.
How go for like, what's thehundred Yeah it was, it was.
I believe that when they announced it, it was like thirty five g's for
the base and seventy five for thepremium. And it's gone up. Somemost

(52:06):
gone up. So dr is thatthe complete pimped out model? I believe
that's the current Yeah, so okay, I guess you start around eighty they
start around eighty, and yeah,for how most people are outfitting them,
it ends up being like right aroundone hundred grand, all right. So
according to the article quote, it'sgetting panned by furious owners for malfunctioning at
an alarming rate. End quote reviewsby owners about their cyber trucks dying randomly,

(52:31):
hard breaking on wide open roads,and already showing rust spots. This
owner says, quote worst delivery inmy life. I took the truck for
a spin the same day was deliveredlast month. I made it one mile
down the road before I got anurgent error message. The screen flashing red
told me a critical steering issue wasdetected and I needed to pull over immediately,

(52:52):
I was on the side of thehighway. Truck was dead, had
to wait for a tow truck.That sucks you first get it. Whoa
man. That's part of the problemof having all these all these right integrated.
Another review, the owner had thesame thing happened, but when he
got it to the dealer, thetext there couldn't even do anything about it.
He says, quote, it wasgreat for five minutes, tried everything,
restarting screen stuck black and just keptbeeping. That's if I ever got

(53:15):
one, that would happen to me. Speaking of steering, Oh, these
are way too computory for Greg.Yeah, I wouldn't get one. Yeah,
Greg's like he does at the crankstarter his car. That sucked that.
Like the average person, it hasbeen years since the average person could
really fix their car. Oh yeah, absolutely, you can't do that.

(53:36):
Speaking of the steering, there arepeople complaining about the steering wheel itself.
Quote the steering wheel is way toosmall, like awkwardly small. I did
see a picture of it. Itlooks so tiny, is like a little
like a rectangle, and it's likeI hate those. Yeah, it's like,
just give me a steering wheel.I've never I've never driven using one.
Maybe it's great. I have noidea. It reminds me of like,

(53:59):
what was that game Spy Hunter?Yep, the old arcade game kind
of thing. It's a yoke.Oh yeah, yeah, it's like it's
like flying a small plane. Whatdo you should love that? Well,
I said I've never used it.I'm saying I look at it. When
you have the pictures of the cybertruck. You see the interior, like,
wow, that is kind of small. Yeah. I have a friend
that has one, and I'm like, I don't understand, Like when do

(54:19):
you want to do like a fullturn? Yeah? Another review, this
is a different problem where some ofthe interior popped off. Quote Tesla really
rushed these trucks out. What anightmare. Other reviews quote a lot of
trucks are having high voltage issues,which makes the trucks unusable. Another one
quote what the heck happened to havingsuspension? It doesn't take bumps or potholes.

(54:42):
Well, it's atrociously bad. Anotherone saying cyber trucks headlights perform quote
piss poor in the dark review adifferent person commenting on how the windshield wipers
aren't good enough. And somebody elsesaying how the windshield itself has bad glare
issues because it's got it said thatcrazy like to really angle. Yeah,
like a subtle nuts that's super awesomeangle. You can plow through stuff leading

(55:06):
to visibility that's borderline dangerous. Andhow's the bullet proofing work? I see
Yeah, people, especially like rappersand stuff. They're testing it and it
works. Yeah, I said,a link to SeaBASS. Some porn start
like shooting it up like crazy.Here's one more. This person wraps it
up nicely. Quote. Come on, now, it's twenty twenty four,
it's one hundred thousand dollars truck.You got to expect more. Agreed.

(55:30):
But if they have that four G, three, the X, the Y,
and now all of a sudden,just because it's in truck form it
has all these problems. Well,no, it's because it is the new
big thing. People love hating onElon Musk, and that's why these sort
of reviews are going to get highlighted. All right, So there was the
model s right, hm, that'swhat you had, right so right down
s Yeah, sucked, hated it, that's right down sucks. And then

(55:52):
they had the three right, soright three, then they have the model
X. Write that down, andthen they have the Model Y. Right.
What isn't that BROI sexy? Youwrite it down. That's how I
remember it. Super cool. That'sthat's how Greg parks them in his Driving
s three text three one else saysit's terrible. It has steer by wire.

(56:16):
There's no physical connection for steering,right, which people either like that
or you don't like that, butI don't even understand what that means.
So wire is like, uh,it's electrical, it's not. It's like
ev uses it and it also butalso have that too, like you can
fly by wire, right, yeah, so it's like a it's like a

(56:36):
well menace is that like a yokejoystick almost, you know? And it
also does especially in like slow speeds, it'll turn both sets of wheels,
so it's really easy to get inand out of them and around places because
you're you've got instead of waiting justthe front wheels, for instance, you
have these big long term radio radyI sure, especially at low speeds and
because yeah, even at high speedsthey do not as much because it would

(56:59):
flip, but it does help youkind of like you, they say,
when you're like on changing the lanesin the highway, you're kind of you're
almost more drifting because are slightly Ihad no problem with the way it drove.
Drove fine, you know, andthe acceleration that's fun. You know,
there's other cars obviously that you knowcan do that kind of acceleration too.
But but there's there're three hundred thousanddollars. No, that's not true

(57:22):
to get zero sixteen under three seconds? Yeah, one other cars? What
others my X five x five competition, so other giantly expensive car. No,
but it wasn't three It's not athree hundred thousand dollars car. It's
not a Ferrari or a Lamborghini Xfive. The Porsche Porsche Yeah, oh
yeah, how do you say correctly, Greg, Porsche? Yeah, Porsche,

(57:46):
you said that I did, notPorscha. Yeah. My problem was
that it was just so cheaply constructed, Like all the material cheap. It
was like howlas the flimsy plastic getthat. It's like, oh my god,
they spend like four bucks building thisstuff, and it really does the

(58:07):
way they said, it pops togetherlike you're building legos and You're spending one
hundred thousand dollars on this car,and the cabin comfort blows. That's the
thing that was my biggest issue,and the fact I'm not a fan of
all electric. The hybrid, Ithink is definitely the way to be because
even if you run out of youknow, your electricity whatever rule, you
can go anywhere you want, andif you get somewhere and your charges out,

(58:28):
it's fine. You put you know, use the gas in Chicago a
couple months ago, right Like so, I think the hybrid's definitely at this
point at least, the hybrid isdefinitely the way to go. Those are
the things I didn't like about theTesla. I got no problem with Elon
Musk. I you know, wasfascinated that. I thought it was the
technology of it was cool. Ihate the fact that you couldn't integrate the
iPhone at the time. Can youdo that now? Uh? But the

(58:51):
change songs and the change of playlistthey've added like the Apple like podcast app
and all that kind of stuff.But do you have like a car play
or anything like that, because youknow, to find your your playliss interface,
you had to pick up the phone. Defeat the purpose you have this
fifteen inch touch screen. There abig phone playlist. Guys, I don't

(59:13):
even know. Yeah, but mostpeople I would assume we're listening to,
you know, their music and stuff. Yeah, I'm looking forward to see
me getting cyber. Yeah. Wellat this point, at this point,
he's got to probably have to reallylean into it. He hated it.
He probably wuldn't tell. He's soover the top every single day, every

(59:34):
single day, I could take youguys up and drive you guys, Like,
if you asked me nicely, doyou want me to try to get
you a cyber truck? Well,what's your connection? I know people I
don't care that much, but likeyou don't, I mean, done it.
To this point, he's been talkingabout it for months. Oh you
ask me? All right? No, no, no, I know we've
been sitting on this hook up.Are you dead ass that I'm gonna get

(59:58):
one? Yes? But I'm notlike, oh my god, freaking out
about it? All right, I'mjust I'm enthused interested. He's interested.
But are you a buyer? Areyou still waiting to hear? If I
reach out to him and say,hey, you want some buyer right now,
you would buy it right now,will they get me the superhero pimp
at one, like the three motorversus the one motor all that stuff?
Well, is it the three motoreven available? If they can get you

(01:00:21):
what I want, would you takeit? Yeah? Okay, that's what
he's asking. Okay, cool,you'll have it tomorrow. Nice. Does
anybody else want to request any favorsfrom medic You know you want you want
to go to space? Right?Yeah? Do you know anybody? The
only person, the only person Iknow is that space balloon. And you're

(01:00:45):
not interested in No, not thespace balloon. I'm not do it for
free. I'm not spending money togo on the space blook. We'll get
they said, like, oh,hey, like, would you like to
take a ride in the space poon. Yeah, I would do that,
but like what I would spend moneyon would be an actual like rocket ride.
That's what I would spend the moneyA little, a little bit,

(01:01:09):
all right, more show is comingup. In fact, so I went
out yesterday. Meta says he's beenone to try zin. Oh yeah,
and I'll sour tobacco. Yeah,Because they're just saying like, oh it
makes you feel a certain way.Okay, Well, I have some Zin
Classic here for you. And thenI also have some Skull long cut Skull.

(01:01:31):
I didn't say I was, yes, you did, didn't yep.
I know a guy, you're you'resupposed to well, you're supposed to do
it. You have to do atwo hands if you're when you're packing dip,
you have to learn how to yougot to learn how to dislocate your
thumb based Okay, I didn't knowthat. Yeah, okay, oh yeah,
the two hands is a cigarettes thing, right, right, So skull

(01:01:54):
is dip school is dip. Surethey have a Q two. Yeah,
but here's the thing you cannot buychewing tobacco. I knew it in the
state of California. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it
on account of its town America.Right, But we do have We've got
Zin Classic and we've got Skull longCut Classic straight and Medica has been dying

(01:02:15):
to try this. So we're gonnasee how that is here on the Woody
Show. Hang on, just avalley dumb to the Woody Show. Now,
straight up, I don't know dickabout any of this stuff neither.
I used to smoke cigarettes, likeright, decades ago for how long yeah.

(01:02:38):
Uh when did I stop that?I stopped? Probably probably twenty one
twenty is when you stopped. Andyeah, so you only spoke for a
couple of years, but heavy fun. Yeah, I was smoking a ton.
You know why because everybody to theradio stations I was working at,
everybody smoked. And that was likekind of the social thing I spent,

(01:02:58):
like alcoholics are born. Know whenI met by a radio hero. First
thing he said, he was like, do you smoke? And I said,
you know what I actually do.He's like, whatd of advice?
Don't quit? Yeah? Yeah,I said, okay, Steve, I
won't he doing that? That SteveIrwin he died. He died. Yeah,

(01:03:19):
it was natural causes. Who ishis name was Steve West British West
midday jock, which was such atrendy thing. Yeah, I just he
was just my radio hero. Hewas so good And that was the first
thing ever, don't quit. AndI woke up one morning, I'm like,
man, I was really tired ofwaking up his sore throats and uh,

(01:03:40):
I was just feeling terrible. Iwas otherwise in shape. I'm like,
man, if I'm gonna do thisfor a living, I can't be,
you know, with a sore throatconstantly, and so I just you
know, got over it. Butyeah, never never dipped, never tried
chewing tobacco. Zen. This isa new thing. These are the nicotine

(01:04:00):
pouches and so it's in nation now. I felt like, uh, you
know, the first time you're inthe condo, mile You're like, whoa
all this stuff? He's like,you want the three or the six?
I that it's that account. He'slike, no, it's it's something yeah
six milligram. Yeah, I'm like, you wanted the six yeah, oh
damn because you wanted to see whatI wanted to see what it feels like.

(01:04:23):
Because the you know, I listenedto uh Brick Chreischer and Tom's and
they go heavy into it and they'relike, how it makes you feel?
I'm like, how what could itmake you feel? To feel anything?
Have you ever had any nicotine products? Menus? Uh? No, I

(01:04:43):
know, I never smoked ever.I told you I cigarette smoked some cigarettes
for the radio show, but itmade me feel nothing. But in general,
nicotine like calms you down right,gray, you know, it calms
you down as a first time LikeI remember as a kid trying a cigarette
for the first time and it givesyou a us like I was so disappointed,
and then it goes away once youget used. Yeah. So,

(01:05:06):
but then I was telling my friendsabout it, and because they's in and
I was telling all I was goingto do it first time for science,
right, and oh, I can'twait. I'm going to tune in and
they're they're a little white. It'sgonna happen. You know. It looks
like it looks like a piece oftrident gum. Yeah, yeah, all
right, so Greg said he wantsto the way I would describe it if

(01:05:26):
once you get over the buzz partof it is that feeling you get after
a heavy meal that you want tohave a cup of coffee, the way
that coffee kind of makes you likeit just kind of it looks like I'm
making teeth. Wait, and thenyou put it like hold on, hold
on, hold on. We gottago to Garrett Fort. We have we
have Garrett who's a Zen user.He's got some advice for medaic and where

(01:05:47):
to put this exactly in its abouthw Garrett Garrett, good morning, good
morning. All right, So howlong you've been using Zen? Just for
like my lady's brother introduced me tohim. I used to it's called much
in that put a little like tobaccoin the bong with some weed and smoke
it way. Okay, that's aSanta Barbara special. That's what like everybody

(01:06:15):
out in Santa Barbara, like goingto college is doing because they're trying to
you know, budget on weed andnot spend that much money on weed.
Okay, all right, So whenit comes is in though, like where
where does where does he put thisthing to its one one? Yeah,
if if you want best results,So I was gonna ask if you got
the threes? Are the sixes?The sixes is funny for because he's never
done them before. So I wouldthrow it in. We call it throw

(01:06:39):
it throwing it in the top bunk. You're just gonna go ahead and pop
it right up there like uh onthe top side, and then uh and
then you just you know, Imean, you don't have you don't have
to spin or anything. It doesn'ttaste bad. Sadly, California just banned
all the flavors and everything and electionthat's why. So Garrett slowdown. So
he takes one of the packets he'sputting it like on this like a upper

(01:07:01):
lip, yea upper lip or onthe side for the best result. Yeah,
like like yeah, not right onthe top, like off to the
off center. Maybe it's like aboveyour canines there, so I'm there you
go. Man, if we callthat top bunk or top shell, top
shelf, stop shelling, great,why don't you do one with it?

(01:07:26):
Yes, I'm coming a little likenumb okay, yes almost at the dentist
a little bit, and the cartonor the pouch at least what do you
call the container says hot left.Yeah, yeah, well that makes sense.
I mean, you know, yougot like put like gouzz in your
in your lip the dentist and toread or if you don't feel you feel

(01:07:47):
like something's in your lip, butyou don't feel any like any other feeling
other than there's something in your lips. It does feel a little bit like
uh like warm, little like novacainisha little bit maybe, Yeah, But
to reiterate, you don't have tospit right, you don't have to spell,
because that's what the advantage quote unquoteof this is that if there's no

(01:08:08):
actual tobacco, so you don't havethat, that's why you're not it actually
feels it's starting to feel hot,yeah, warm, beating up on the
gum, and then how long wouldyou say, ye, before they're going
to start to you know, getwhatever. This feeling is a couple of
minutes, like probably a couple ofminutes, like you know, if you
want a little bit, you cankind of like suck like kind of suck

(01:08:31):
it a little bit or like youknow, make it tighter. There.
It's feeling. Bernie burns. Bernietook very light Bernie. Yeah it got
yeah. Yeah, well I'm sureas your saliva starts mixing it and dissolving
the nicotine in a hard so farnot a fan, no taste. It's

(01:08:54):
just really Bernie. Yeah, it'slike almost unpleasurable. You think maybe because
you're top shelfing, maybe doesn't whatdo you mean about a sensitive your top?
But it just makes it. Idon't know if it makes a difference
to hell, I know, it'skind of like it'sing and burning. Yeah,
yeah, I have the same feeling. I don't know why I would
anybody would go out and buy these. Yeah, text asking how many milligram

(01:09:16):
uh zin does Menace have? Andit's a sixer six banger. It's a
six banger zin with an energy drinkwill jack your heart rate. That sounds
safe, that's what they say.And then if you do cocaine, this
one says, menace is about tobe turned. At six milligrams, really,
they'll get all headswimmy and stuff becausewell, now, compared to weed,

(01:09:40):
I know, it's not a oneto one comparison, menace. How
many milligrams do you do when youhave edible Somebody said that if you were
just sixdred. Somebody says, ifyou do top shelf the left of the
right side, it's gonna burn.I don't know, maybe relocate to the
bottom shelf. Well, it's notagain, burn is a bit of a
harsh word to use it, soit's a it's a tingle line. My

(01:10:00):
Greg said, burn hot pepper inthere. It's burning unpleasant, Like yeah,
yeah, I'm wondering why anybody wouldenjoy this. I'm starting maybe this
could I'm starting to feel like I'mgetting a little bit of a like a
wooshy head like okay, all right, well let's take uh, let's take
the break. And Garrett, thankyou very much for welcome guys. Have
a good day, all right too. It's like bye, you know,

(01:10:23):
uh, and then we'll take thebreak. We'll see if that settles in
it all, and then we comeback we'll have mesage is the one he's
really been dying to try to skull? Ye say that comparica trash man.
Yeah, the comparicontrasts like maybe thiswill hit you fast. All the way
of doing it versus the new way. Yeah, this is the show crap.

(01:10:44):
All right, So we're gonna getthe the Zen update. We're not
letting menace stand up. Okay,yeah, someone who's already standing, I
want to hear what he's sea Basshas one in as it's in. It's
a six milogram. It's in forthe first time. You've never tried this
before, right, No, butI had done. I mean it's been
years and years and years I hadbefore, so I'm so much familiar with
the feeling. You're a professional.No, No, not at all.

(01:11:08):
It made me quite sick when Idid it earlier. Oh, that's that's
next. That's the skull. That'sthat's actual dip in this zen. Because
here in California it was pretty funny. I uh, I stopped by a
tobacco store yesterday because I figured,like, oh, I'll try to hold
might take it out for a fewminutes mass because you still you don't have
are you tripping? He's got anot a good look on his face.

(01:11:28):
Well that's the zen. You don'teven have to dip in, all right?
Anyway, So I went to uhthe tobacco store to get the zen
the skull and I was gonna getthe chewing tobacco I can find. I'm
like, am I missing something Ican't find? He's like, welcome to
California, California for you, Yeah, he goes. Yeah, we're not

(01:11:50):
allowed to sell the stuff. Hegoes, you got to order it online.
He goes. But if you needsome needles for heroin or you know,
he goes, you want to comein my place and just take everything
out of it and walk right out, because you can do that. Just
fine. I'm not selling chewing tobacco. Here's I said, even the unflavored
stuff. He goes, even theunflavored stuff. I go, oh,
you know what you could do?You can just move into my house and

(01:12:11):
decide to stay there. Just squatand goes, Yeah, they won't do
nothing about that either. It's finequestion. I mean it's hard to ask
California to explain themselves. But like, if you if you can sell dip
and you can sell cigarettes and youcan smell it with sell vapes, why
not chewing tobacco? Like literally,what's the difference? Especially it's not flavored.
Yeah, it's flavored nothing, becauseshe's like I want pepper machea.
At least all things would be equal, Like, okay, this is this

(01:12:33):
is not a flavored dip. Thoseare not flavored. Zin's this is not
flavored chewing tobacco. It's all youknow, It's all the same stuff,
just in different form. It's like, no, you can have water but
no ice, right, yeah,Like, oh, this state's so stupid.
But if you want to poop onthe street, yeah that's fine,
do it. My favorite move thatthe pooping on the street is where they'll
lean and I see this a lotof times is a lean up against the

(01:12:54):
buildings so they don't have to thesquat and it's you just get the streak.
You don't tell it's a human.It starts like half feet off the
ground. Well, while Menace isdying over there, I'll I'll least plug
his event. Okay, Menace tomorrowfrom three to five pm, assuming he

(01:13:15):
survives this zen experiment. But Igot some shot bring it for Menash.
He's gonna be at ol Riley AutoParts in Long Beach on Long Beach Boulevard.
That's tomorrow from three to five pm. Not only with the usual stuff
that we have for all these differentevents, you know, the theme park
tickets to give aways for concerts andsomething that's also going to have some passes
for the Woody Show Fiesta, soyou can this is the show, Yeah,

(01:13:40):
this is the show. Yeah.So Menace has been struggling through the
break. We haven't allowed him tostand up because Sea Bass, who had
one of the zen palties in SeaBass, has been walking around. He
goes, oh, it's kind ofinteresting. Yeah, look, it's definitely.
It's giving me like like you're ona craw boat that's choppy water.

(01:14:02):
Like I was like feeling nothing andthen suddenly just like hit you. It's
feel like a huge weight on me, Like like what like if you're smoking
Indica they call it in the couchand then you just like feel really heavy.
Yeah, that's all you can do. Our buddy Eric used to work
on the show. He's like,yeah, he goes your first time,

(01:14:24):
you're probably gonna feel like a stomachache, like you're gonna want a puke.
And then I just started feeling that, and then I started sweating.
Oh really interesting, awesome products.Yeah, I can't see him sweating.
Look, he's glistening. That's typicalall fat guys, we all will,
I mean, but he's more thannormal already. Here's the standing here comes

(01:14:45):
to standing. Alright, give ita show. Yeah, feel wobbly,
alright, we'll go ahead and sitdown. Feel very puky too? Is
this is this in? Still in? He took it out? All right?
I had a Greg. I hada Greg. The dip. Let's

(01:15:08):
try that out. Yeah, see, let's try that and take about about
half a fistful of menace and justcram that half a fistful. Sammy,
it's the person in the room whohas you. Oh you have Okay,
all right, so you and Samycan walk him through. Is I don't
think I don't think menace can dip? Okay, I think he I think

(01:15:29):
he physically can. Let's keep keeppushing. Let's keep a little pinch between
your fingers. Yeah, he willvomit if he does dip, right,
now I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, vom vomits with everything like
he's doing it all right, Sothat's a pinch. Then you do what
you have to pull your Yeah,I know you want. You want to

(01:15:50):
physically, he can't even move myarm to pull his lipa you want to
loose? Uh, you know,charge rolling around? Pack a nice little
ball of all you put it in. You can kind of pack it,
okay, don't you just pack itwith your finger alight and then pack it.

(01:16:11):
You can pack it with your tonguetoo, if you want to.
Kind of got a tongue. Whenmy tongue touches in, it felt like
hot pepper. Okay. And soyou got the You got to dip in
his the bottom lip there there,swallow the get you. You got to
make sure you're spinning with this one. You can't swallow. There's your spit.

(01:16:32):
No, I won't try. Ithink dipping is the most disgusting habit.
I don't see how anybody would seethis for the first time. I
think I'm gonna put I'm going forthis little coffee ground. So grow feel
mass. I can feel anything.You've got to spit. You haven't spit
anything yet. This is just nicotine. Don't have anything for water? Right,

(01:16:54):
it is just my mouth is sodry. I can oh, you
can't. No saliva. Yeah,what's the taste? It tastes like nothing,
nothing, nothing, I can't Andthis is completely numb. And we've
seen him very high before and thisis a different level. You know.

(01:17:15):
This reminds me of This reminds mewhen he ate all those bacon eaters,
remember that kind of that meat comhe was drunk. He was meat drunk.
He's kind of out of it,very pale. Yeah, it's not
good. And again like, whywould anybody want to do this because cigarettes
just aren't enough. I guess that'sleveling it. I've never really seen him

(01:17:38):
this pale. Wow, We've seenhim do a lot of challenges. Can
you see you can beer beer?It's typically beer. Yeah, make sure
you can hollow money of it ifyou're going to do it. Okay,
thank you, Sammy. He's drinkingwater a whole the light my handineer.

(01:18:02):
What is what is rich our engineersaying in there? Yeah? Up,
what's that? Rich You are cleaningthat up? He's not coming in here.
Luckily, it's just on the countertop. It's on the countertop and on
his person. Yea menice? Couldyou do right now? One jumping jack?

(01:18:24):
No? I could you fall overa hold of a couple of water?
Do you think this is something likea feeling that you can get used
to where you could see what peoplewould be interested in, Like why bird
Chrisier loved it so much? WhyI guess power through the first couple of
times? I mean I I guessyou go from like a three. Ye,

(01:18:44):
you start smaller too, all right? You spit the dip out.
The DIP's doing nothing, did nothing, and then it took you out.
So is that where you first taste? And then now you're taking it because
it's all packed and we grabbed it. I think he probably knocked some loose.

(01:19:04):
What's that taste like? It's likethey call it ants? Right at
least now it's all ower. Youdidn't pack it. Probably you didn't really
pack it because your tongue couldn't helpyou pack it while you had an They
say swallow your spin. It's calledgutting. Real men got dip. Professionals

(01:19:27):
will just swallow so gross. I'mhaving to sit down now because this is
too much nice work on a don'tdo dip kids. It doesn't really seem
like you have like a recommendation foreither. I wouldn't say do zins either
from what I've seen here. Ohgod, I wouldn't want to have this
feeling again. It feels like mybody needs to evacuate upper through your butt

(01:19:55):
every front and back. All right, you go to that more more what
he shows next second? Yeah,this text says man, this is the
best anti nicotine tobacco campaign ever.Thanks menace. Yeah, now I got
like a super hangover feeling. AcreNo, just like a very puky nauseous.

(01:20:19):
Do you think eating something would helpor you think that would make them
barf? I don't know. ProbablyI feel like red remedy. Maybe a
reset would work. About reset ina while, right, finger down your

(01:20:39):
throat or something else? Are youdrinking coffee or water? Water? Is
that helping? Yeah? A littlebit better. I think I'm probably need
like like some apple juice or somethinglike something. Yeah, something you would
have for a hangover, which likea like a pop tart or like a
Hostess cupcake or something then or don'tfeel hungry? Guys that popcorn with oreo

(01:21:02):
for drizzle? Yeah? Yeah,cookie pop cookie pop. I found out
of Cole's by the way, yougo, yeah, all right, Well,
as we get into the seven o'clockhour to your first chance of the
day to win your way to thefiesta, which is happening on Saturday,
and it should be recovered by then, hopefully just time to get trashed again

(01:21:27):
the show. Fuck, it's likejust these people standing there. Who are
you, fard knockers? This isthe Woody Show. Hey, beaba,
I still got a Woody And weare into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Wednesday morning. It is April the tenth, twenty

(01:21:54):
twenty four. I'm what that's Ravy. There's Greg Gory? Was menace?
What up? You got sea mask? There's Sammy. Phones were opening at
eight seven seven forty four Wooding.You can hit us up with a text
over to two to nine eight seven. A few things that maybe think of
Ravy. Hey. First one wasthis story about this single dad in Nebraska.

(01:22:19):
There's some Ravy. Look, ohoh I saw this guy. Yeah,
dude. He stopped at the storeto buy a salad salad yeah,
yeah, twice yeah. And whilehe was there he noticed a sign advertising,
you know, the Mega millions anddecided to buy a ticket, just
one single ticket. Came back tothe store a few days later, asked
the clerk to check his ticket.They disappeared for a minute, he says,

(01:22:43):
quote, a different lady came upand just started staring at me,
and she told me, don't passout when I tell you this. He
won a million bucks. Oh cool, Yeah, that's awesome. I mean,
unfortunately salad, but hey, yeah, yeah, well maybe now you
can afford something more than salad.Although I door dash like this place that

(01:23:03):
you know, my wife and I'vebeen meaning the try forever and it's a
you know, it's a salad placeright where you know, custom make salad
or whatever. And uh, we'relike, oh, we'll try that out.
And so we ordered two salads fordoor dash delivery on that the price
around the room, yeah, yeah, go ahead, okay. So,
and I do like those places likethe it's called chop Stop. And by

(01:23:28):
the way, the salad was huge, Okay, it was a pretty big
salad given a big container. Wegot two. We've got two of those.
And they also sell some fresh outof the oven pretzel sticks soft pretzel
sticks, so we each got oneof those Olive Garden style. No,
no, no, it's pretzel sticks, not bread stock mean bread, but

(01:23:49):
yeah, pretzel. Okay. Sotwo salads custom made to your house,
all the door, dash fees andtipping. Well I do have the dash
pass, oh yeah, okay,saves a little bit on delivery fee like
four bucks. Yeah dash pass.If you order over like thirty bucks,
you don't pay that fee, right, Yeah, so it saved me.
Let's see six dollars and twenty ninecents on the service fee and three ninety

(01:24:12):
nine on the delivery fit. Ohnice, Okay, I'll say forty eight.
And even with all that, Iguess how much it was. I
would say sixty five dollars. Yeah, I'm with I was going to say
fifty five all right, So ifI take out the tip for the dasher,
my grand total was forty eight dollarsfor two salads, so crazy and

(01:24:39):
two of their delicious warm pretzel sixAnd so then you had a tip on
top of that ten dollars tip.Okay, So do you want to play
a little game on So I gotbreakfast here the other day and oh yeah,
you order Chick fil a ton ofit. Yeah, it's a normal
order that I usually do. ButI haven't on it for quite a while

(01:25:00):
time, since inflation has gone alittle crazy. Take a guess. I'll
say that was seventy five. Buthow many sandwiches did you order? So
I order? There's ten people onon our show. Yeah, team so
team sandwiches, which is, youknow, sandwiches potato. You had some
of the hash the hashies, thehashies, but you also had some of

(01:25:24):
those what do they call the littlechicken minies minnies on the biscuits. Those
are good. I like them.Let's see, did you include that with
the sandwiches, like the chicken minies? Yeah? Ten? Yeah, so,
but I didn't order ten sandwiches,and then they charge just ten items?
It all right, I would say, and then the hash rounds.

(01:25:44):
This is no tip without the tipwithout with tip. Price, let's says
price. Yeah, yeah, baseprice eight one hundred and fifty, one
hundred and fifty. That's really yeah, thinking like eighty five seventy five,
eighty five bucks. No way,you're just not here. What I pay
for two salads, Well, that'sgoing to be higher. But then they

(01:26:05):
always jack U because you don't thestore doesn't pay the door dash fee.
You pay the fee Yeah, it'sin the higher prices. Yeah, one
hundred and fifty Sea Best. What'syour guy, go one on one one
one, one hundred and thirty five. Yeah. Yeah. So now that's
gonna get people to quit fast food. You know, That's what I was

(01:26:27):
say. I gotta go get it. Yeah, Like, well, things
are smaller and they cost a lotmore, isn't that? Like I brought
this up before Sea Bass. Youdon't agree that it will eventually make people
skinnier because they're spending less, Ithink, and the items and the items
are smaller. We're managing to powerthrough. But yeah, you would think
so, but I think people justI'm not saying like immediately but after a

(01:26:51):
while, nah, because people stillbuy crap. So with all the talk
about drank flesh and this is theother thing I had for Ravy, hmm.
You know food companies, you knowthey've been doing smaller portions, same
size packaging, whatever, just tryingto trick us. But according to new
research out of Georgetown, fifty fourpercent of weirdos like Ravy want smaller portions.
Greg, Oh god, that's forboth reduced sizes in food packaging and

(01:27:15):
restaurant portions. What losers have itfor another meal. It's not waste.
The portions were too big big likewhat? Okay, then take it home
and have it for texting. Getright, Yeah, I mean you don't
hate leftovers after No, I don't. I don't. Princess Cruises they've got
the perfect job for Ravey, whichshe does like cruising. But they're offering

(01:27:38):
one person in all expenses paid cruiseto test their new casino. Okay,
there we go. It's on theirnew one billion dollar ship it's called the
Sun Princess, to test it out. A billion dollar ship. So in
addition to the free food and drinks, you're also going to get a five
hundred dollars stipend to spend the casino, along with an additional five hundred bucks

(01:27:59):
for a cruise allowance. In exchange, they just want you to rate the
casino on a scale of zero toten based on stuff like game variety,
betting limits, atmosphere staff, foodand drink, support services, customer service.
All that's to do that world's bestjob. To have a watershed for
five they probably do. You canapply through the end of the month and
uh and to go, you'll needto be able to take a cruise in

(01:28:23):
October or November. My last cruisewas Princess and it was my first experience
and it was awesome. It wasreally like Princess to be the only cruise
line I've done lately. Really,have you been in Royal? I've never
been Royal Cruise. I've never donePrincess. It's definitely my favorite. But

(01:28:43):
Princess was really really nice. Whatabout Norwegian is that good? I've exclusively
done Norwegion because they do all likethe themes, like the Burt Cruise and
the end up on the Raiders cruise. I know enough to stay away from
Carnival. Yeah, I don't.I've never been on a Carnival cruise.
It might be like Spirit Air,as everybody knocks it, and I've had
nothing but great experiences with Spirit,so maybe I'd love Carnival. I have

(01:29:04):
no idea. It's never been onone, but Cardinal's the only one I
see fights on, and that's that'swhat the people keep saying. It's it's
the Walmart of the seas some Carnivalcruises, but I have I have no
problem with Walmart either necessarily, butI mean, you're stuck on a boat
with a bunch of you know,I'll be the people of Walmart. Right.
The only carnival that I would wantto try out is that they have

(01:29:25):
one called the Panorama, and that'sprobably a big news ship. It's like
a newer ship. Yeah. Well, if you want to sign up,
try to be this person who winsthis casino tester gig all expenses paid cruise.
Why not go eat drink. Yeah, Princess Cruise is doing that.
You can sign up on their website, but you gotta do that between now

(01:29:46):
and the end of the month.I'm going right now, we're gonna take
a break, and then Ravey's gota game. Yeah, it's a game.
It's nothing like super original, butit's like super fun called blankslank Slate,
where like it's a match game.You're trying to match everybody else in
the room. The more matches youget, the more points you get.

(01:30:08):
So like, okay, give somebodya word, so it would be radio
blank, and so you fill inthe blank. That's the blank slate.
And you see, like if Iwrote radio show, see how many more
people wrote show? And those weretwo points for me? All right,
Oh okay, so everybody gets theirpoints with the more that they can match.

(01:30:29):
All right, So we're gonna're gonnatry that out next Braybe says she
had a game show on the tryout. It's a party game. It's
fun. That'll be that'll be nextyear on the Woody Show. Hang on
the Woody Shoe, Shoe, we'regonna try this game out. That Brady
brought up something you've never done before. Essentially match game. Essentially match game

(01:30:49):
without that long complicated scenario they usedto have in their question. Exactly.
All right, so explain again howthis works. Just gonna give you a
word and a blank either comes beforeor after said word, and the goal
is to match as many people aspossible. So you need to know who

(01:31:10):
you're playing with, think how theirminds work. So you don't want to
be all obscure and created. Youjust want to try to be real basic
bit. But you also want tokeep in mind who you're playing with,
right, and so you write itdown so you don't cheat. So then
you, you know, turn itover and you can see what everybody wrote.
Okay, okay, so the firstone we're going with is big blank,

(01:31:30):
big blank. I'm trying to matchRavy right now, everybody. Everybody
plays all right, but who amI trying to match? Like I said,
keep in mind who you're talking rightexactly? So who do you think?
Like? What all these people?What big blank will give you the
most matches with the people in thisroom? All right? Okay, are
we going? Are we going tolike one of the time, We're going
to go through the at the end. Let's do it one at a time,

(01:31:55):
okay, and calibrate our response bigblank? Alright, what's everybody have?
I said? Penis big boobs?Oh? I said Lebowski? Would
you say, Greg? I putbig rig rig thinking of this room?
Are you kidding me? Greg?I wrote boobs with this room? Say

(01:32:15):
yeah, Wiener, Yeah, thisis what I wrote. Okay, you
got d Did anybody else match?You got? So we all get three
points? The people who wrote penis, yes, got a three point okay,
three point on one point three?For yourself? Oh I get one
point? Correct? Correct? Iwould? I would do the number of

(01:32:38):
people? Yeah, because if yousweet, that's a way to come from
behind, right, Okay, allright, that's fine by me. All
right, So three all right?All right? Blank seat okay, blank
seat, blank seat, okay,seat all right? Seeds answers. I

(01:33:01):
put toilet seat. I was thinkingabout one of our segments. I put
hot seat, hot sea. It'sanother good ones, so I put hot
seat. Yeah, hot seat,Greg, there's for you. Would you
say menace butt see? But carseat empty seat, so see, I
matches at one point. So that'sjust two points. You get two points

(01:33:25):
and everybody else gets zero zero becausethe only matched himself. Right, all
right, head blank, head blank. It's harder head head all right,
o man, okay, okay,so now okay, everybody answer, yes,

(01:33:46):
yeah, not a good one.If it was blank, If it
was blank, head exactly. Iput head space, head space, head
case, Oh, case is good. I put head on on like head
on, head on, had trauma, had trauma. I was trying to
be menace adjacment adjacent. I saidhead stand like handstock, I said headphones.

(01:34:17):
Yeah, all right. Does ithave to be a one word answer
because like a head person in charge, I was thinking, but I don't
think that it applies. Yeah,because it's just fill in the blank.
Okay, all right, next,no points there. How about single blank?
Okay, single blank, single okay, darn single blank. God,

(01:34:44):
this one was difficult. I thinkgets easy and you got one? Would
yeah, alright, I wrote singlemom, single mom, What the hell
put single ladies, ladies, guy'sgot three single engine. That's the airplane.

(01:35:05):
That's an airplane thing. Alright,those are my first two points.
I'm not imagine anybody. Okay,blank less blank less blank less all right,
all right, I wrote something downcalled blank slate pay less is what

(01:35:32):
I less. There's a match withSammy and Sea Bess. I did care
less, care less, I didgut less. I quit talk less.
I started so strong with Penis.I suck zero zero zero zero about all

(01:35:56):
right? Next up? Perfect blankperfect blank all right, perfect, I
got one. I'm trying to figureout what Sammy. We don't have that
much time, man, that's right. I wrote perfect game game. I

(01:36:23):
have a game as well. Gameput score score score and put storm storm.
I put picture. It's a picture, perfect picture, perfect, back
in it, back in it.Someone says, I can't say boobs perfect

(01:36:45):
pair perfect Hell yeah, dude,five, all right, what's the next
one? Night? Blank night blank? All right? Got it? Really
yeah? I got it? Lockedin Yeah my mind is what I was

(01:37:12):
the dumbest ones first, and Igo nobody's gonna say that, and I
try to think of something more common, and then it's like, you got
something, Greg? Uh? Sure? Reading on, Greg? Alright,
I wrote night like I wrote nightclub. That's good. I wrote nightmare.
Damn I did night court. It'sback on TV. It's back on

(01:37:38):
night writer, night shirt, menaceshirt, no matches for night nobody interesting?
All right, here we go.We got what's the what's the current
score? I have six points?I have eight, I have four I
have six six skill yeah, Ifourteen. I'm killing them. Yeah.
All right, let's do two more, two more? All right? Blank

(01:38:02):
room blank, blank room room.Okay. This is why when you do
auditions for game shows, you don'twant to overthink yourself. Right, Okay,
you designing for the common people people. That's the score scoreboard. I
wrote living room, bedroom, bedroom, bedroom. Wait one, how would

(01:38:28):
you say, Greg? Bedroom two? I put home room. That's a
four pointer. Finally, I justcan't come in last place. You know,
if you're in the middle of thepack, you're coolt I got that.
I got you, all right?Uh? And last one final one

(01:38:50):
is game blank? What game blank? Ohay? Dog got it? Yeah?
I think we need to disqualify seabass. He's too good looking around
the room in everybody's page. Ohyeah, page, I think he's cheating.

(01:39:11):
I got mirrors, wouldn't doubt it. You're the spy gear guy.
I wrote game room room, gameroom. You didn't put game shot.
I put a game show show aswell. Yeah, that's three points what
you got game on? Game on? Alright? Three points? Ravy you
of all people, I'm sorry,sorry for the failure. Greg alright,

(01:39:31):
So Raby, how many points?Ten? Ten points? Greg? How
many points? Thanks to that?Eleven? Eleven? All right? Mess
nine nine Sammy twelve twelve, eighteen, eighteen thirteen points, well done.
Yeah, I did pretty well thoselast two out of four pointer and if
you had a nice comeback, there'scomeback. It was yeah, I was.

(01:39:53):
I was an oper after those thatfirst one was good. It was
three, but then zero zero zerozero contemplated suicide. Oh no, yeah,
this is supposed to be fun,supposed to be fun, contemplating bank
right, Well there there there's howyou played blanks. Good one, super
fun and some time on the showthat's good. Well, there you go.

(01:40:15):
It served its purpose. It wasfun check check or a show's next
thing up yo to be back,welcome back, and I look and they
are very mean spirited. Way back, everybody. While this hour started with
some stories I had for Ravy andI forgot about this one, there's another

(01:40:36):
Raby luck story. As sometimes itjust swings Ravy Hour. Somebody in Virginia
Beach recently tip their lift driver withcash, which is, you know,
unusual these days. They gave himfive bucks, but he turned it into
a lot more. He stops forgas, buys a five dollars lottery ticket

(01:40:59):
and one one hundred and fifty grand. Right, Yah, it's like noise
if that is like real noise.Yeah, I mean maybe so she could
take money and triple it, butthey got right. But that bucks to
one hundred and fifty grand pressive,Yeah, not the bad That would totally
happen to Raby if she was ahoop driver. Dude. So twice now
in the past, you know,a few weeks, you know, people

(01:41:24):
are standing outside of the gas stationasking for money. I'm like, who
the hell's caring cash? I alwaysthink that when people are outside sporting events
or like, who's got cash togive anybody anywhere? Yeah, And i'd
so that's my new thing, andit's actually very believable when you tell these
people like dude who carries cash nowand they don't say I got them I
got cash, Yeah, I gotPayPal? Is that what they do?

(01:41:45):
Especially going to big events because everyarena or stadium you go into is a
cashless place. Ye, professionals likestreet vendors I've seen now we'll have the
QR cop right there on the sideof their cart. They it's the regular
panhandler though, like standing outside,the guys clearly just trying to get drugs.
This car didn't break down, Itisn't he five dollars of gas,
has an empty CA can. Whatare you sure he keeps all his drugs

(01:42:10):
right around right down the corner becausekids are waiting for me. I haven't
seen one in a while. Butice cream truck it had like Vemo cash
A well that makes sense because butif they charged with the ice cream man,
talk about inflation. Those are wild. Yeah. A place that has
valet though, I always have toremember, like, yes, I've got

(01:42:30):
to get care. A lot ofthose guys will take zell like, hey,
can I tip you through zel?Oh yeah, all right, yeah,
pro tip now I have. Iwas in a strip club for the
first time in a long time.And oh, every one of those girls,
they knew that answer. Oh don'tcash PayPal right here. Yeah,
we're talking about that. But theshoul get a little chip under the skin
of the ass, you know,he takes like tap to pay, you

(01:42:56):
know, or get that tattoo rightexactly, tattoo eight seven seven forty four.
He hit us over with the textover to two to nine eight seven
The Woody Show. We'll be rightthen. Oh my god, what a
trust the fart when you're drunk show? All right, welcome back everybody.

(01:43:17):
Yeah, yeah, a lot ofoffers to do all my online training.
They know I'm paying that. Yeah, Caroline money involved. Caroline's offering.
Sure, sure, I'll do it. Would love some extra cash. Even
when Randy left, Uh, Iknow when he first left, I gave
him. I said, hey man, because one had come through, like

(01:43:38):
just a couple couple of days afterhe left. I'm like, hey man,
get it for old for old time, saying it was good man.
He was already working over his newtrunk. Yeah he's logged in and extra
cash. Yeah all right, Uh, oh, one more thing I meant
to bring up, the hypnotist thingthat we were talking about where the guy
was just eating the whatever potato,the p tito waffles, and now he's
eating all kinds of stuff. UhV. Maybe hypnosis for vegetables. Oh

(01:44:01):
yeah, yeah, Like think aboutit, like to be able to eat
vegetables because you've been struggling so much. That's true. But I have increased
my intake of vegetables through your mouthbecause like an like an old lady,
which I am, I've taken uppickling vegetables just because they want it.

(01:44:30):
The store just aren't to your standard. Well number one, it's super easy.
You get some vinegar and get somesalt, you boil it, throw
the vegetables in. You're done.Simple. But so I've just started doing
it with onions, peppers, asparagus. Gregis tenth says you should pickle some
beets. Willing to go with beets, but hold on, would that would

(01:44:53):
that count? As I checked?I asked Google for like gut health.
I'm saying to Zach, because it'sfermented or really good for good health.
I've had way less diarrhea and vomitingwith pickling. And doesn't everything just start
tasting the same. It just tasteslike vinegar coming like, I don't like

(01:45:14):
try to overpower it that way,But no, I I have found it
to be delightful on my palate.I meant, did a jardinara mix?
You know, so like some carrots, green beans, some cauliflower. Oh,
and what do you eat it with? Just it's by itself. I'm
just slamming it. Okay. Wow, asparagus, I have I pickled asparagus.

(01:45:38):
Its excellent. You have those jarsfor you, like those pickling jars.
Wow, you know you're old whenyou have that stuff, like or
like you live out in the middleof nowhere. It's really good. It's
really good. All right, Well, wow, bring some in. It's
vegetable, it's palatable. Now I'mhaving a carrot for God's sake. Before
Ravey gets into her report, Ido have an update. We were talking

(01:45:59):
about that copy of Action Comics numberone from nineteen thirty eight. Oh,
they pickled a lot of stuff backthen. It went up for auction.
We're talking about that is the onewhere Superman makes his first appearance. Well,
it's sold for six million dollars forone comic book. That's pretty cool.
It's now the most valuable comic eversold. Oh my god, I

(01:46:21):
believe it. Doesn't Jerry Seinfeld havethat one? What's his name had it?
God? Scott had Nicholas Cage Superman. Well they both do, Yeah,
Seinfeld and Nicholas Cage. His gotstolen and then they found it like
years later. Oh he Steinfeld didnot buy Nick Cages. Oh no,

(01:46:43):
okay, I never heard of Seinfeldhaving it, but I know Nick Cage
for sure had it a couple ofholidays. Today it's Golfer's Day. Cool,
I'll tell my brother. Well youcan also when you tell your brother
it's National Siblings Day. Which happyNational Siblings Day? Today? You is
National Report? I R S TaxFraud Day, NARC because Square Nark International

(01:47:05):
Safety Pin Day. Now, wheneverI think safety pins, I think of
Cam Newton in his stupid hat.I was gonna throw. It's what Johnny
Depp was doing with his hair fora while. You just throw throw pecked
beads. And yeah, I sawhim doing the interviewers recently. He had
like a different version of it whereit was like, I don't know,

(01:47:27):
like a baseball cap almost, butit was just as high as his other
caps. Yeah, every time.Interesting, Yeah, yeah, Seas ran
into him when he was there forthe radio row where they bring all the
different Super Bowl He was hosting hisown show there. Yeah, he's one
of these guys like she and Sharpesteverybody got a podcast. Yeah, and
so he ran into him there andhe was doing this interview with me and
this ridiculous hat, like, youknow, when's the last time he saw

(01:47:50):
Cam Newton not looking ridiculous, butI had this big stupid still never listen
to podcast weird. So the interviewthat he was doing is people were asking
him like, oh, why didyou walk through the court of the basketball
game as the game was happening,and he said, because I didn't want
to walk around I mean answer yeah, and then and then they asked him

(01:48:14):
not to do it, and thenhe ended up just doing it again.
Revyte's National Bookmobile Day. I rememberthe bookmobile. That was a big deal.
Yeah when you're a kid. Yeah, it was the book fair.
It's the Scholastic book Fair, andthat would come through. They'd have those
those real cheap like uh like newspaperadvertisement kind of things. Yeah, it'd
hand out in class. You couldsee what was going to be available.

(01:48:36):
Book fairs. The bookmobile came everyFriday. It was awesome. Yeah,
I remember the bookmobile, but Ihave a more vivid, more nostalgic,
warm feeling for the Scholastic Book Fair. It was very exciting. Yeah,
that's where every kid bought a copyof the Guinness Book of World Records go
to. Every year tops would havea new book out of all the baseball

(01:48:56):
cards from the prior season. Howmuch it were worth? Well, no,
it's just interesting picture book fair.It was just a picture of all
the cards from like every player,every team. It was pretty cool and
they had some inform. You didhave some information in it, but it
wasn't like a collector's like how muchof a price guy? But what I
got, yeah, it was likehow much it was worth? Yeah.
But then of course all the JudyBloom and Beverly Cleary books. I remember

(01:49:17):
getting Calvin and Hobbes. That washuge. And then all those Garfield books.
Remember they were like rectangular, theywere short, but they were pretty
long, you know, those werethose were the classics, the classics.
Well, the book fair I gotGarfield and Calvin and Hobbs. What do

(01:49:38):
you think kids are going to get? I like the Garfield books too.
Yeah, they're not going to bebuying like of mice and men. Well,
I'm not talking that. At leastthere was some Judy Blue Book like
Ack ever Lasting. They're not gonnabe buying that stuffing. You got to
sign that stuff to read in class. It's National Hug your Dog Day,
Greg, you will, which youneed a holiday to do that exactly right

(01:50:00):
now? Then call us names nerdwith Raby all right, it's getting up
dates what's happening in the world ofnerds with the rabi's Nerd out Report.
Well, the reason I'm doing somuch pickling is because I'm in a gaming
lull right now, playing older gameslike Lego Marvel's Superheroes two for example.

(01:50:21):
But there are a couple of gamesthat I'm eagerly anticipating. The first one
of those would be Luigi's Mansion two, which comes to switch on June twenty
seventh, So that's gonna be like, Oh, Luigi's Mansion, So that's
gonna be the next new game thatI'll play. So that's the end of

(01:50:43):
and I've really been anticipating. Oh, Star Wars Outlaws, Star Wars Outlaws,
and yesterday, Greg, as youknow, we got the story trailer
for that game. Now we gotthe date that it's coming out. It
would be August thirtieth. Good news. There is going to be a gold
an Ultimate edition of this game,which comes with a season pass, three

(01:51:04):
days of early access, and preordered bonuses like the Kessel Run Bonus pack.
Mansion for the New Star Wars forthe Star Wars game, Luigi's Mansion
two is just going to be youknow, Luigi's man trailer. I don't
even know what that means. Well, because I've watched you play it at

(01:51:25):
your house. Rave the Star Warsgame. There's no story. You just
jumped up on a rock, andthen you jumped down the rock, and
then you went up somewhere else,and then I think you were open worlding.
There is an open world game,and it's set in the time frame
between Empire Strikes Back in Return ofthe Jedi, and it follows an outlaw
scoundrel. Well, Greg, youwe played like Grant Grand Theft Auto.

(01:51:48):
Yeah, it's rules because you actuallydo stuff. Yeah, that's the time
I was doing stuffing Star Wars stuff. You're beating the hookers. I watched
cars jumping. I was looking fortreasure, but to answer your original question,
Greg, the story part of thegame is like the little movie scenes
in between where like the boss willtake all right, buddy, I need
to some hookers. I mean,yes, the overall story is this heist

(01:52:14):
with this new character. I hatethe story best. Well, then get
out there murdering. I mean that'smy favorite part of you know, Jedi
Fallen Order and Hay when games stoppeddown and you gotta read you murder.
You don't have to read anything menace. They talk right to you. You
have to read a thing. Butlike I said August thirtieth for Star Wars

(01:52:35):
Outlaws and June twenty seventh for Luigi'sMansion two, Robert Downey Junior says he'd
happily return his Iron Man if he'sever asked, saying, quote, it's
too integral a part of my DNA. And then he said, the role
chose me. The role you've donewith that said, look, never say

(01:52:56):
never, and never bet against Kevinfig its losing bets. He's the house
and he will always win. AndI'm sure, like you said, he
would happily accept that paycheck, whichwould probably include him back in to you
have to be well. The multiverses in play here minis Yeah, true,
how would work? I mean theamount of eye roll Greg just gave

(01:53:18):
you for that comment was warranted.Gank was warranted. Idiot, my bad
dude. Check out the Nerdnut podcastof The Woody Show Talk Nerd. Thank
you very much, Rabels, yougot it all right. Time for those
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(01:53:44):
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Daisy Ridley is celebrating a birthday todayRay and Star Wars movie. She's thirty
two years old. You got MandyMoore, who was Rebecca Pearson on This
is Us. She's forty today.Haley Joel Osmond from the sixth CeNSE Paid

(01:54:04):
Forward. Ah, he's thirty six. Uh. Let's see. You got
Steven Seagal, he was really weirdand seventy two today. Charlie Hunham who
was Jack's on Sons of Anarchy.He's forty four. You got Brian Setzer
remember Brian Setzer orts, Yeah,he's sixty five years old today. Uh.

(01:54:25):
Let's see. You got David Harberfrom Strangers Family. I Love Day,
Hellboy, the hell Boy remake BlackWidow. He was hotter though when
he was pudgier. He is fortynine years old today, and Orlando Jones
is fifty six. I just rememberhim as the seven Up guy, a
seven up commercial. That is asmall role for him. Yeah, he's

(01:54:46):
done. I know he said himacting. I know he has him saying.
Every time I see his name orI see his face, you will
always be the seven up guy.Vin And today's portal birthday is Christie Ann
and today's birthday girl her Jedital havetaken more poundings than a sparring partner Jays.
She's been in one hundred and sixtyfour fine films, including Muff Dive
Bar. Yes, she was inBreast in the West Volume one, also

(01:55:12):
canceled Date Lesbian Revenge Here you go, Greg is lesbian. That's an angry
lesbian. It got stood up ona date. I guess she was in
ho in Headlights volume seven. Also, so you think you can twerk,
and who can forget her unforgettable rolein Lick It Before You Stick It?
That's right, that's a that's ChristyAnne, who is thirty two years old

(01:55:33):
today, and that is Rporno Birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is
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headlines, Raby's nerd, nowt,porn of birthdays and more Thursday here on

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The Woody Show. Yeah, Raby, Menace, Sea Bass, Sam,
anything you'd like to add, No, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
Yeah. The biggest turn on willalways be long naps and long walks
to the fridge that's so hot,so had, especially when you know what
you're gonna get from the fridge.Yeah, you know, because it's it's
like if someone was sexting you allday. You know, it's like like,

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oh you wait till tonight. Yeah, and you know that walked to
the fridge when you know exactly whatyou're going there for after a long nap.
Who's horny like Greg, like somevanilla ice cream or some magic shell
on it? Oh my god?Oh yeah, oh yeah. All right.
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much for giving
the What Show some of your valuabletime this morning. You know, we

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love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can suck
it. We'll catch you back hereon Thursday. Have a great day,
s MD double M Quit this bitch.