The Woody Show April 11th 2024 Podcast

Freak of the Week, News Headlines, Nerdin' Out and more!

Episode Transcript

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Insensitivity Training class is now in session. By good morning everybody. Today is

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Thursday, a free Friday. Itis April the eleventh, twenty twenty four.
Hello, welcome, Thank you forbeing here giving us some of your
valuable time. This morning, wegot the Woody Show. I'm whatddy.
That's Rady. There's a Greg Gory. Good morning, Menace, Good morning
to you. Good morning. There'sSea Bass. We've got Sammy also here
today on the job. We gotbored in Caroline the bo he Show production

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apartment. I see our employee ofthe month. There's Morgan Vaughan is here.
He's our video producer. And thephones are open for you to be
a part of the show as well. Eight seven seven forty four. What
he is the number you can hitus up of the text over to two
to nine eighty seven. Freak ofthe Week, Oh Hot is coming up
today. Sea Bass is going tointroduce us to somebody out there who's into

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some pretty strange stuff. I don'tknow who it is or what they're into,
but I did see somebody else thisweek. There was somebody I just
read about who was like getting marriedto some other inanimate object. Thanks,
Yeah, I skipped over that,but I did see this other one.
There's this bodybuilder in India who hadalmost eighty coins and magnets removed from his

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small intestine after he willingly swallowed them. And he did. He's twenty six
years old, and he claimed thatsince the objects contained zinc, they would
help him build his physique. Ohmy god, what an idiot. Well,
I have a feeling like there's athousand things in India that we never
hear about that are just as crazybecause all those stories about guy gets caught

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with an eel up, that's alwaysChina, China, India. Yeah,
what's going on over there? Dowe suppress that information over here? What
it is? It's hillbillies. Youknow, it doesn't matter what what's your
what your nationality is, if you'redeep in the if you're way deep in
the country, like swallow coins andamal a lot of stuff to do.

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Yeah, he had abdominal pain.He was puking for three weeks straight,
and then he finally went in therebecause he consumed all these trinkets. It
is. I had a lot ofeducation going on there undergoing treatment for a
known psychiatric condition according to the patient'srelatives. Shocking. But this is like
those people that you see, uhI forget about the show is the people
who are like eating couch cushions anddry wall Pika. Yeah, there's one

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on My Strange Addiction that I consideredfor Freak of the Week, but it's
not sexual. It's a guy whohe sniffs tunic cans. Yeah, so
it doesn't have to be It doesn'thave to be sexual. There's a lot
of chicks that are into eating chalk. Yeah, that's the other that's about
it. Sounds like Pika to me. Well, they make, they produce
edible chalk. It's they do,has it? I think edible? Why

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would you want to eat chalk?I thought they crave it? Right,
So that's what pika is. It'san uncontrollable urge. That's why you're eating
chalk off the chalk heads out there. If you'reing iron or something that you
end up craving that often based iniron chomp ice, because that's they say
about dogs like my dog who everyonce in a while eat her own poop.

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Uh oh, well, because she'snot getting whatever in her diet.
I'm like, she's eating the samestuff all the time, but she doesn't
eat her poop all the time exactly. It's just compelled. Sometimes. I
think she just likes it. It'sdelicious, just says a fetish far as
I'm concerned. Right, So whatwas greg? You? You started talking
about this? But what what isbrushed? Again? Talked about when you

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get brushed by? Yeah, Igot brushed sea basket brushed, and I
think I got brushed, but I'mnot sure. This is like the dog
pillow thing that wasn't brush. ButI remember I got a I got like
some fake designer beanie hat right thatwas brushing where they set it to me
wanting to get it. They wantreviews from you, reviews, and or

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they want to establish an address.Yeah, okay, I got wireless headphones
just like pods. Yeah, butthen I uh, I'm not I guess
the whole point of getting brush isyou don't know you're getting brushed. Right.
So I got this package from Amazonsent to me, and it was
actually a product that I was consideringbuying. Ain't that weird? Because I

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would see these ads like on Instagramor wherever. It's this powder that you
put in your hair. It's stylingpowder, I guess you'd call it.
So instead of using gel or fiber, you put this white powder and then
you kind of mess up your hairand it makes your hair kind of sticky,
not sticky, but like firm.Yeah, and powder can make your

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hair. Yeah, it's essentially whathair spray is a liquid form, right,
so if you use it, itkind of makes your hair if it's
powdered, like a miracle. Howit polymerizes with each other to give volume.
It same thing that hair spray isdoing. It's just a different way
to get it in there. Yeah, and it's uh, it's wait,
what do you know about hair?A very don't get it's a very fine

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powder. And I had been consideringtrying this because the ads make everything look
awesome. Of course, so thenI get the Amazon package it's that powder,
and I've thought I didn't order this. I checked my account, didn't
order it didn't. I went tothe length of actually talking to Amazon and
said I didn't. Is this amistake or And they said yeah, I
guess, so just keep it.Yeah. They always yeah, they always

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say, and right, but Idefinitely did not order it. So is
that getting brushed and Mario didn't orderany No, probably, but I know
it was something I actually want.I mean, it sounds like getting brushed
is pretty cool. It's free stuff. Talking about it it really it seems
victimless. It's just that that thatperson who sent it to you is establishing

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that they're they're trying to get ontotheir systems. Like when you get your
credit card or debor card number stolen, like they'll they'll send through like some
pretty small amount like a buck ortwo, just to see if it goes
through and just see if it works. And so every time, like some
place that will legitimately do that,like you go to a gas station,
like before the actual total shows up, if you go into your account if

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you've got gas this morning, likeif you go in there right now,
you'll see not the full amount.You'll see that they they authorized the dollar,
like the gas authorized the dollar,and that's the one that's processing on
hold, and then eventually it changesto the actual amount. But like when
you first put the card into theinto the pomp, it'll just to verify

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that it's a legit card, right, but every time I see one,
even from the legitimate place, Iknow that's what they're doing. It.
Like I have a hotel reservation comeup this weekend, right, and they
sent through like just a dollar.I'm like, hmmm, is that legit?
And I'm like, yeah, Ican't remember that being the case before,
right, But still it kind offreaks it, Yeah, because it
does are everywhere I know, andit makes you just not trust anything we're

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product. Do you usually use foryour hair though? Right? American Crew
fiber. It's like almost like creamcheese or something delicious. It's not goofy
like someone was trying to scam me. I didn't get brushed. I mean
this was a full on scam becausebasically I got this email from the Wait,

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how did it start? It startedwith a text, okay, because
I don't you know, I checkmy email that regularly. So it started
with a text with Lowe's Home Improvementtelling me that my delivery was out for
delivery my phone number. Right,I haven't been in a Lowe's Home Improvement
or on their website for eight years? You should, they rule, So

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you definitely clicked on the link theysent you, right, That's why she
had to take that special training.Everybody else do it. No, they
do that around here, like theysend out these fake emails to see if
you fall for the ficial a lot. Yeah, and it's by our own
corporate it and if you fall forit, I guess enough times to make
you take a training course. Yeahah, and everybody else. So then I

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did go into my email, likeI didn't think anything else about it.
I'm like, oh gosh, somescammers, right, But in my email
there's two notifications from Lowe's Home Improvementabout a two hundred and forty dollars ceiling
fan that was being delivered indoor outdoor. So and it was a physical address
was in Carmichael, California, whichis near Sacramento. But the name on

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the order was Renee Renee. SoRenee Renee not my last name, Renee
spelled correctly because I spell it aenot ee. And so I looked up
the address on Google, which yousaw me doing that the other day,
Greg, and that house that theywere sending it to is blurred and I've
never seen it before. I'd neverseen that show up on Google before.

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When you yes, you can blura house. I didn't know that famous
houses or you know, you canyour house to be blurred as well.
So, yeah, it's blurred,and that's what I was looking at the
other day. But then I gotanother email saying this order is canceled and
it was attached to a visa that'snot my visa. And then I'm like,

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do I have like an old visaending with these numbers? But yeah,
so I got a text and thena cancelation email, all from Low's
guests in this room whose parents havetheir house blurred. Parents, my mom.
It's huge on like personal privacy andstuff like that. Right now,

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my neighborhouses there's a big old blur. I wonder, I don't know what
that has to do with it,Like, how does that sound like something
my parents would do? Not mydad, but like my mom, and
she knew how Like she refused tohave she's got it. I tell her,
like, there's no difference. Yougot an iPhone. I don't know
why she like she refuses to getlike an Alexa Amazon. Oh yeah,
yeah, because she doesn't want tobe tracked. It's a smartphone, it's

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listening to you. I'm like,yeah, so it's like all these other
things that you already have you know, like I think, I think you're
just out there. You know,it was super weird. That is very
pretty up to the other subject.We brought this up. When I talked
about ring, I was like,oh, yeah, our family were all
in the same account. We allhave access to our rings. And then
you're like, oh, my,my family would hate that. I'm like,

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what are we even doing? Likewhy does it matter? I don't
want to know who's coming in andout of my mom's house. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't care. I get annoyed enough in my own
door. It's a revolving door ofsuitors. A mom like, I don't
want to know if there's a deliveryof there's somebody stopping by, like you
know, but I like, yousaid you didn't care, but you said

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that your family would hate it ifyou had access to it. No,
just his mom would hate having itbecause then the world is listening, right
or like they are listening. Butwhen I brought up saying that I had
access to it, they're like,oh, my my family would hate that.
Oh yeah, no, Like mymy parent if they had a ring
doorbell, they wouldn't want me tohave access to it. You know,

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like again because my mom is justit's just in general, man, the
amount of times my ring goes offannoying. But yeah, but I don't
have here's the thing, like thatalert set up on my but my mom,
like, you know, she gother identity stolen. It was a
big pain in the ass. Butthat's after she's been like hyper vigilant about
Yeah, you know usually those threadseverything, you know, it's and it's

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you know, I'm like, man, you didn't even have a smart device
or you know, it's not asmart device, like a smart speaker.
I had a family member that gottheir identity stolen, like I don't know,
fifteen years ago, and then theythrew away no mail for like ten
years. And then it's like justto be a they just really Incineratia finally

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bought them a shredder. I'm like, this is ridiculous. Although you know,
I'm watching Better Call Saul, right, even shredding doesn't help, even
tredding because you know, they werethe sandpiper people at that nursing facility.
They tried to shread everything to getrid of the evidence. And then here
comes Jimmy McGill and his brother andthey pieced it back together because they didn't
do the confetti cut. It wasjust a straight, straight yeah. So

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I can't trust that either. Goodluck the argoed right, Yeah, phones
are open eight seven seven forty four. Wood hit us up with the text
over to two to nine eight seven. I promised it's not a scam.
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well, welcome into another new hourinsensitivity training for a politically correct world.

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On this Thursday morning, a preFriday. It is April the eleven,
twenty twenty four. Woody Braby,Greg Menace, CBS, Sammy Bort
and Caroline. They're here in theWoody Show production department. We got our
employee of the month. Morgan onthe job this morning, of course bombed
the video. He's our video producer. Phones are open at eight seven seven

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forty four. Woodie, you canhit us up with the text over to
two to nine eight seven. Wegot the Woody Show Freak of the week
for you this hour. A coupleof weird people in the news. This
guy in Hanada, he's got bodyof morphia. Okay, and he went
and had two of his fingers removed. I'm not the fun kind where you

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keep losing weight, well, thewrong kind of weight. Yeah. Yeah.
Twenty year old guy diagnosed with bodyintegrity identity disorder, which can affect
any part of the body including legs, arms, toes, eyes, and
fingers. So he had two fingersamputated. What doctor would agree to,

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Yes, well, I know there'slike those body modification people, and there
is a guy out there that didthe same thing. This is one of
those things where you meet a guyin a hotel room and he says,
yeah, well half your nose.Did this through the University of the ball
in Quebec. Well different there,and they said, following the surgical remover

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of the two fingers, his emotionalsuffering has all but vanished. What a
whacko. So these are the twofingers that led to all that dysmorphia.
While there's a woman in the Philippinesand she is blaming herself. Her son
has that werewolf syndrome where it's justlike a blanket of hair all over his
face, and she believes it's becauseshe ate wild cat meat during her pregnancy.

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That could do it. That's probablyit. How do we not have
more coronaviruses in this wild But themedical professionals think it's an inherited condition and
it's it's very rare. Only oneand a billion people have that could hit
the lottery the day. Yeah,well yeah it was he's it was a

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brother and sister. And I rememberthe three brothers. Yeah yeah, okay,
yeah, I remember this one thatwas like, well this one family
was a brother and sister and youcouldn't tell which one was which because I
mean, the whole it looked likea wolf. But the brothers they were
getting chicks. Dude, Yeah,they're famous. Well yeah, they speaking
of wild dugans. I just walkedby a little bunny rabbit outside. Oh

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yeah, but it was it wasn'tscared to me. I think we could
lure it in the studio, couldbe studio that's a great day, food
or something. Place in North Carolinaarrested This fifty two year old guy's name's
Walter McCrae. He's been having ayear's long affair with a woman. Super
sweet two thousand and eight Toyota avalon. That's how. Yeah, mechanophilia,

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it's a sexual attraction to machines orvehicles. We still that audio, that
guy who was breaking it to hisdad that oh yeah with his car.
Yeah. Well, the owner ofthese super sexy avalons, this eighty two
year old woman. She says thatseveral years ago she started noticing strange fluids
on and under her car, soshe took it in to the mechanic.

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What's going on here? Mechanics said, it appears someone was doing something to
the vehicle. So somebody else helpedher put up some cameras, you know
on acond of she's eighty two,you know, help her with the technology.
And yeah, but he would always, the guy, Walter, would
always move the cameras. So eventuallythe police they put up their own surveillance
equipment and he was finally caught here, Yeah, banging this lady's avalon.

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I hope his parents are dead.I hope he did. Yeah, here's
the old lady talking about it onthe local news. They called him on
camera. They came on Monday morningand they took the films out and they
come back to the door, saywe got him this time. He said,
we got good films, we gotgood pictures, but it was more

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than we really wanted to see.So yeah, amen, mine for a
shaming purposes. An Avalon too.That's not a hot car this this he's
a car next door type of likesome full bodies today, you know,
bang or something wants to be ableto put more junk in the trunk.
Greg, some guys don't like youknow the ferraris the know that making foxes

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of the world that just wants theflow from progressive or whatever. Yeah,
oh, here's that guy. Thisis the guy that metics was talking about
this poor poor dad. So imaginefellas, your son comes to you and
says, uh, I'm in lovewith this car and I'm having I'm having
sex with my car. Yeah,that's something pretty important. I want to
talk to you about him, allright. I'm I'm just gonna come out

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and say it. I guess I'min an intimate relationship with Chase sexually and
emotionally. You're in an intimate relationshipwith your car, yes, and sexually
with your car? Yes, it'syour car. Yes? How does how
does that work? How can youhave sex with a car? Mainly,

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it's just a lot of just rubbingup against him. Okay, Chase,
next up, lawyer's office. Thisdude's out of the see And this is
why people say to me, likeI said, well, and there's nothing

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really like that much that would geta tattoo put in my body. I'm
not against tattoos. I just don'thave anything that I really feel that strongly
about. And people go, well, what about your kids? I go,
what if they turned out to bethis guy? Yeah, my son
comes to me and hear me.Meanwhile, I have my son's name or
whatever tattooed on my body and he'sbanging his car. You wouldn't love him
anymore. I wouldn't want his nametattooed on me anymore, necessarily want to

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be associated with the car. Whatis putting your kid's name on your body
show about that being their parent?Isn't right? Yeah? Exactly? Yeah,
Well what about your kid's name orwhat. No, I mean you
know again, I'm pretty sure thatJeffrey Dahmer's dad is pretty psyched. He
didn't get that, you know,Jeffrey tattoo, Jeffrey tatto. Then you
just put shark. You get thetattoo, and then your kid has an

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affair with his car. Then underneathit you wrote is not my son?
Yeah, birthday death dick. Beforewe get to the official freak of the
week that see Best going to presentto us this morning, there's a sexual
fetish that, even after all theyears of doing this show, I had
never heard it before. Nasophilia.Yeah. A nasophile is a person turned

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on by the human nose. We'veheard foot, We've heard all kinds of
stuff. I've heard about this,and they engage in nas a lingis or
the act of sucking on a person'snose and they're trying to suck the snot
o. Those people are known asmucophiles, or someone who is aroused by

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mucus. Alright, it's not madeup twenty bucks for Greg Gory. He
kissed Medace's nose. Mu, justFrench medicines nose. No, not in
the nostril. How much I washow much to put the tip of your
tongue in one of MENACE's nostrils?Just like just the tip I'm willing to

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receive. Waiting, let's go threegrand. That's discussing. I could get
sick. I don't know if it'sand I get sick every five seconds.
We know that. So no,three grand, three bucks I got you

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give you a fiver, I'll tellit. Yeah, just a tiper tongue.
I'm good. You gotta rimm ornostril gig I'm three thousand and rabies
three three because if it was meit would be gay. Oh yes,
I'm a little offended. I'm nota homosexual. You like, would you

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let someone tongue rim your nostril?Okay? Uh uh, I'm not one
hundred perposed to it? Like moneylike an ear would be easier ear?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Idon't know if there's something about nose.

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It's just it's disgusting. No,I don't know. Why are you dragging
me into this. There's a disgustingnew sexual fetaship. I mean, you've
done many disgusting things. And I'llput his toes in my mouth right now,
exactly want to do it right now, Crazy show, Welcome back.

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We were talking rut before the breakoff, some of these other freaks in
the news, freak of the weeks, and we heard about a new sexual
fet not new sexual effectas you knewto us. We hadn't heard about it
before, a naso phile, nasophilia, or even someone doing mas a lingis
who is someone who's into mucus,which would be a mucophile. And we

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had somebody here on the on thephones during the break we have a we
have Rachel and Rachel. Things kindof came together for Rachel as we were
talking about this. Good morning,Rachel, Rachel, Rach, Good morning
Rach, Rach, Hey Rach.All right, so, yeah, what
do you got? You had anext boyfriend who was like all about your

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nose. You have like a bigschnaze or something. It's like, no,
I don't I don't think I do, Okay, I don't know.
I don't know if he was attractedthe noses. I was that is your
nose remarkable in some way like reallybig or you know, I know it's
like normal nose, normal nose,all right, but like so he was
sexually attracted to your nose? Idon't know about like specifically to my nose,

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but he would always suck the mucusout of my nose, like just
when he had a cold, orlike, oh here you got a little
something hanging there. Like god,all the time, all the time he
was playing with the mucus in mynose. It was so gross. But
I didn't realize it was the sexualthing until you go, I said something
about it. Why didn't you thinkit was when it was happening, Well,

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he was always horny, like hissex drivee was high, so I
just thought it was just to him. But I didn't realize that that was
a theme. That she was suckingmucus out of your nose. Yeah,
I mean I can see being handsyor you know, grabbing your boobs or
something or you know, yeah,hey I'm really horny, let me suck
some mucus out of your what whydid you say? Yeah, go ahead?

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You broke up in me like immediately, right? Uh no, how
is that not a How's that nota deal breaker? It's going to be
so weird, right, I didn'trealize it was thing. Like so I
realized it was a sexual thing.I probably would have been like okay,
sexual or not? Like somebody wantsto suck us out of your nose,

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weird things. Whole foot argument.It's like I didn't realize he was in
the feet. I just like footmassages. Yeah it was sexual. Was
was he into any other weird stuff? A great foot massages ever? Yeah?
But was he any other weird stuff? Oh? Yeah, he's like
animalistic sex things. How long?How long did this relationship last? Maybe

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two months? And was it good? I mean you discovered a lot too
much. Yeah, we talked aboutlike you crase, you get to check
the better the better she is inbed, you know, But is it
the same kind of thing like wasthis guy like remarkable that way? No,
No, he wasn't remarkable any ofAll. Right, that's a lot
to put up with with, youknow, yeah, right a right,

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Well, Rachel, we appreciate yousharing with us. Thank you so much.
Glad we were able to give yousome some kind of closure on that.
Yeah, good for us, Goodfor us. What's that device that
you use on babies where you sthat's different. It's like a little bulb
almost like a turkey baster kind ofthing, but it's really small. But
they have one where you actually putit in your mouth. Oh that's different.
I saw that that they used toadvertise those Remember sky mall when you

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be on the airplanes and they wouldsell all kinds of stuff. One of
the things in the sky mall wasthis device that it was basically like a
siphon hose for a baby's nose,and you would put the one end in
the baby's nose. And the momsthey are like, and it would it
would, you know, get theboggers out where you can very easily,
by the way, use one ofthose little bulbs. There's no way the

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bulb works. Is good though,there's no chance. There's a filter and
it won't go in your mouth.But still it's heinous. But I don't
think my parents had that. Wedidn't have that for our kids. The
kids survive. My friend's currently usingthat for her baby sucky one. Yeah,
I know plenty of people who usethat. Why because it works?
Better get it done the baby can'tbreathe. Yeah, that's unnecessary. The

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baby wipe warmers that you can buy, that's unnecessary. Oh yeah, whitearm
because people register for that crap andthey have baby showers anything. No,
you don't you don't need that.You don't need any kind of special you
know, diaper, uh, diapergenie. No, yeah, diaper genie,
diaper trash can. You don't needthat stuff that's with the smell.
Yeah, you know what's called.It's called take it outside to the trash

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can immediately every single time of thebaby poops. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
what I do with my dogs?How many times do you do it
for a baby? Like, howmuch of an inconvenience is It's not like
you you have a bag bringing likeone of your little you know, shopping
bags or whatever it is. Takeit, wrap it and just put it
in the trash can outside. You'realready moving around doing other stuff around the
house. It's almost like the cartreturn argument. Right, but I have

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a baby dog. Analogy is perfect. You don't leave that stick at your
house. And and by the way, uh, those diaper genias or whatever
they still stink. Oh really?Yeah, you guys didn't get the pleasure
because I we had cloth diapers largelyin my house, right, because I
am six and eight years older thanmy uh youngest siblings, and I was

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in charge of laundry. There wasa special basically like a thirty gallon you
know, plastic tub with a lidfor just for the cloth diapers. And
oh boy, that thing was openedby me too. It's just like this
most powerful ammonia punch. Yeah,more concentrated than a porta potty. Yeah,
just right in your face, notexplode. Wait, So, like

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once the baby duties, right,like, did you got to clean it
like immediately? You don't just takelike the full load, fold it up
and put it into the hamper,right as I recall you, I mean,
what do you suppose to shake itout over the trash can? Well?
Yeah, did you like rinse itout or something before you put it
in the washing machine? Right?Yeah? You can't put like a full
load in the washing machine, rightyeah, because you wouldn't want that.
I hear what you're saying. Yeah, I don't recall there ever being low

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I mean I was, you know, ten years old or whatever, So
I don't recall there being nugs inthere. Sure, so I assume she
must have done it. Yeah,I know my mom put it on the
compost. Well, we didn't havea compost pot okay, we had for
a few years. We had thecompost bucket at the kitchen. Sink.
Oh yes, that was maybe atwo gallon plastic bucket, you know,

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coffee grounds, banana PILs, etcetera, egg eggs, shells would go
in and then you know, oncea week or twice a week, that
bucket goes outside and gets buried inthe yard. Eggs, not along with
your mom's old placenta. Right,my dad does. This apparently was either
always on the counter, any rines, lemons, coffee grounds, eggs,
really, and then once a weektakes it out to the compost pile.

(29:22):
It's not like the garbage disposals weren'taround back then. I guess there was
just some movement, right, Butany plumber will tell you nothing should go
down the drain. Yeah, peoplethrow eggshells down there if you have oh
yeah, it doesn't mean it doesn'tmean you should put stuff down there some
people. Some people treat it likeit's a magic vanishing ferry. It'll come
up everything. It's just there foraccidents, little scrap. I mean,

(29:45):
knock on what. I've never hadthat problem. I've been putting everything down
the drain my entire life. Garbagedisposals magic eating Yeah, well we have
one that we got this crazy garbagedisposal. We redid our kitchen and this
thing will grind up like chicken bones. What. Oh yeah, we don't
ever do that. It's just softstuff, right, it goes in the

(30:07):
drain. Huh. I mean itdoesn't like Seabas said, it won't magically
make it disappear. And especially stuffthat gets deposited on the wall. You
know what I'm saying. But likeif you're if you're running the water and
you have the pulverizer going right,like, doesn't it just create a liquid
anyway? Basically? Right? Butyeah, still, especially fat's your biggest
problem about fat bird. Yeah,I'm not putting but I'm not putting grease

(30:30):
down the drain. Things like chickenbones advertised. We don't. We don't
do that. But if the onethat we bought advertised like you can even
it'll even chop up chicken bones.It's a feature. It's a feature.
You put honey bag hams down there, sure, Yeah, your old car
tires right down there. Yeah?All right, Well we're gonna take a
quick break and then we'll have seabass. With the freaking week we got.

(30:52):
I wasn't expecting a woman to callup about a boyfriend sucking buggers out
of her nose, good old rachand she can do it to them.
Show in the morning. All right. It's taking a little longer than anticipated
to get to the main event forthe Woody Show Freak of the Week,
But here we are and seamassive.Course he is somehow he's like a frequhistper

(31:18):
somehow, like somehow he just hasthis knack. It's like, what do
they use to find truffles? Pigs? Pigs just have like a knack for
finding those truffles. You know,have the sensory organ for Yeah, and
you have like some kind of specialsensory to find weirdos have an organ Yeah.
And actually I didn't have to looktoo far because I have the help
here thanks to the special crossover editionof The wood He Show Freak of the

(31:42):
Week the help of Judge Mathis.So you got some legal judging as well
as some freak finding here. Andyou know, I'll have the introductory guy
on Judge Mathis, tell us what'sgoing on? All right? Playing of
Jeremy Bartlett has a foot fetish andanswered his online ad looking for a woman

(32:02):
who didn't mind her feet being worshiped. Jeremy claims he paid the defendant for
four foot sessions, but then sheborrowed over ten thousand dollars that she failed
to repay, so he's suing.Tony insists Jeremy is suing for more than
she owes. Okay, so thisguy the judgment, he's so unashamed of

(32:25):
being a foot guy right that he'sfiled because that's where they get these cases
from. They have a small claimscourt and find like interesting, I want,
hey, come on here, we'llpay your We'll pay your way,
right, et cetera, et cetera. Uh huh, So here is a
Jeremy making his case all right.I met the defendant after I'd placed the
Craigslist adep looking for a lady whodidn't mind her feet being worshiped. What

(32:46):
foot freak? Matter of fact,I've had several foot ladies over to the
household. How long have you beena foot freak? Sir? Yeah,
little kid, I've always noticed feet, so y, I've always had foot
ladies over and I've all was introducedhim to my mom because I'm not ashamed
of it. I didn't tell herwhat I was doing with him. So
you are, and of all theones I've had over young woman. The

(33:06):
only one that she was concerned aboutwas a defendant. Why she said,
Jeremy, don't get too involved withthat girl. She's weird, is the
weird one. Kudos to Judge mathas. We're calling it what it is,
freak all the women's I've had over. I introduced him to my mom.
I love how he contradicts himself inthe exact same sentence. I ain't

(33:27):
ashamed of it. But I don'ttell her. I don't tell him what
we're doing. But they say helloto my mom because I have to live
with my mom. I'm bunny becauseI I remember when I was at the
Porn Awards this year, I talkedto a girl and a lady, a
woman, and she said the weirdesta dominatrix session she ever had was showing
up to a guy's front door andhis parents were there. This is not
an unusual thing for guys that arelooking at the other on Craigslist looking for

(33:50):
foot ladies. Okay, now soundslike he might live with his mom too,
right, exactly for sure? Anddoes yeah, So they go us
like he's saying, okay, well, you know she's she's scammy and I
gave her this money. Maybe shehas a different side of the story.
I needed extra money. I haveBill's kids, rubbed my feet sitting there
watching TV. Don't you have bills? I got bills, Sam, you

(34:14):
got bills? I got bills.Okay, So I mean, how do
you guys? How do you guyscraigslistiglist, That's what we clarify. Wasn't
sure. I'm like, are allwomen doing this? Because you know,
if you got bills, you gotto do something. You needed extra money.
I have bills, kids, rubmy feet sitting there watching TV.

(34:34):
I really didn't pay no attention tohim. I'm trying to tune out,
like what was he doing and smellingmy feet, which became odd, and
it was just like, okay,got the money left me. But beyond
that, he was like, ohbaby, no, no little humor.
I appreciate that. An easy wayto make money. Neither one of them

(34:57):
look weird average, Well, theycan dress up for a fake court.
Sure, yeah. Looked twice atthem on the right. That's that's what
he's been saying. That's what I'vebeen saying about these people, like you
know, you hear about these peoplewho are you know, I'd love to
see the picture of the the exboyfriend that was sucking mucus out of the
girl's nose that called it, Oh, we had like what does he look
like? Last week? We wasa diaper guy who just like I got,

(35:20):
working food service, right, yeah, yeah, So you're going about
your business and your at your averageday or whatever, like the guy who
just served your food at the restaurant. Maybe he's wearing a diaper. Yeah,
maybe he's wearing diapers, picking upgirls on craigs let sucking on feet.
All right, So so that apparentlythe whole foot that was like the
that was fine. It was backand forth. But like you heard in
the intro, there were some additionalloans, right that were not part of

(35:42):
this whole foot deal. At leastthat is what our plaintiff is claiming.
She wanted me to send her aWestern money order for about seventy five dollars,
and I did that, and tosend you a toe of that she
did. You're honest. She didsee me a few foot and then it
was almost a daily occurrence that sheneeded loans from me. And there was

(36:05):
no more foot picks, no morefoot sessions. Just kind of got out
of control she needs. That's notexactly true, because there was times we
meet up and you run my feetsitting in the car, so she weren't
counted. She's correct, you're onyea in that line then rick, and
she's right, there's a little freebie. The problem is, yeah, sometimes
he gave money and she didn't,you know, send picks. So what

(36:27):
do you do? That's the issue. I mean, I know what he's
doing. He's a lonely loser.Yeah, but you cut up and she's
like, I ain't saying a fivedollars Western Western. You say no PayPal
catchef, right, I say nothanks. I think where our relationship is
over here. We're good, allright. Now here's the thing is like,
well, here's this court and ifyou're going to say I need ten
thousand dollars, you have to showreceipts. Yep. And he does have
some text messages that show that shenot only got this money, but she

(36:52):
was willing to pay it back.I've got several text messages here of her
willing to repay me. Okay,let me hear from tell me about this,
ma'am. In terms of the loans, he said there was the ones
he had sent me, which unfortunately, I've been through about five cell phones,
so I had no text message wherehe had asked if it was going
to be cash or foot sessions,and I said, well, easier for

(37:14):
for this session. So I alsohelped to defend it by giving the defendant
money for her mother's medical bills.She had spoke with him about paying him
back, like one hundred and fiftydollars one time, man him to bring
it up in writing, and henever did. Ma'am, you must have
some el of buttes. Judge Matthews, I'm gonna need to see your feet
before I make a ruling. Iwas surprised it didn't come up in the

(37:36):
proceedings. So she's saying she gother mother involved in this too, exactly
because she saw I've got a suckeron the line. He said, yeah,
yeah, it's this comedy. Wow. And by the way, how
hot is that voice? Greg ofhers? I mean, yeah, it's
party is I feel like she hasfalse teeth? Well yeah, but what
kind of person then it goes throughfour or five cell phones, Uh,

(37:58):
not a classy person. That ismost likely burners trket bar all the time.
Yeah, all right, So Okay, guys, it's time for the
judgment. Will judge mathis rule infavor of the foot freak who claims he
had all these loans, that he'sgot the text messages, then I'll play
you back from my mama's you knowremoval. Yeah, if he's got the
text messages, got a rule forthe receipts, right, No, but

(38:22):
well but he's called him a footfreak though. Sure, sure, but
that doesn't anything to do with itdoesn't have to do with the other Were
there cases where like somebody literally hadsomething written on a napkin and that.
Yeah, but they're also going tosay this is wordline prostitution, so it's
illegal anyways. So I don't thinkthey're gonna they're gonna vote in his favor.
I mean, it's not prostitution.It's just foot sucking or foot stuff.

(38:45):
Look, I get it. Iagree with you, whether it's for
sexual in the rousal or not.But I would think in the like the
eyes of the log something more likeyou got to put that more in like
foot massage. Man is I'm surprisedhe didn't bring it up like this is
incredible. I don't think it is, because where does the lines from like,
you know, massage, foot rum, I think touching genitals, right,

(39:07):
yeah, I would think, yeah, but like what if you could
arouse a guy to finish with thatpeople? But people are getting aroused,
they' getting a message sometimes right rightright, So that's where where's the line.
Yeah, So I mean, Ilook, even if the guy's weird,
I'm not hooked up and he paid, I don't. I don't even.
I don't think Judge is gonna thinkabout it that deeply. I'm not
to jokes. I'm not defending thefoot guy's foot fetish. I'm not defending

(39:34):
that lifestyle right as we know.I'm trying to think it's from a legal
standpoint, right. I think Judgemathis, you know it, thinks the
guy's a freak. I think he'sgonna legal scholar. I think he's gonna
rule for the foot freak. GregMy Gut says, he he's going to
say, hey, you're out ofluck, all right, menace Sammy for
the foot freak, foot freak,No no love for the foot for the
defendant. All right, here wego, he says to you, Tony

(39:57):
asked to make between you and yourmother, you all owe me ten cash.
He's not taking out for any accountof what was paid towards the foot
session, right, but I'm takingthe account what you say, and you
say, I know I owe you. I will pay you. Yeah,
the one hundred and twenty that Ihave written on a piece of paper.
No, he says ten thousand,and you say yes to the ten thousand.
I know the game. I'm lookingat it. I ain't going through

(40:19):
this with you. Take your canto another man. Yeah, nice,
well done, judge. But yetanother example of the easy money just on
the table waiting for you, Sammy. But then you end up in judge,
matthis's court. No, you justget paid. Yeah, you remember

(40:42):
it seems like sus so easy.The rest. Ryan, this is a
dude. I want to get involved. It's a football coach. Re's Ryan.
He was doing with his wife.Yeah yeah, but yeah, here's
the because the video got out ofhim, you know doing this, Yeah,
his wife. I guess there werelike a parking lot somewhere and he's
hanging her foot out the window ofthe car. Player scenario. Excuse me,

(41:04):
ma'am. Can I help you withanything? No, I'm sorry.
I was just just resting for afew minutes. Oh, okay, there's
no car trouble or anything. No, no at all. I'm sorry.
Okay, Oh you don't have toput your feet in you can lead math.
Yeah, fact, you have reallybeautiful feet. Yeah. Do you

(41:30):
mind if I touch them? Yes? You do? How you touch?
Thank you? Do you think?Oh wow, they're like really soft?
Yeah, they're like really soft?Yeah? Is it okay to touch them
again? Can I swell him?Mmmm? That most men like to do

(41:57):
a lot of things with those feet, not mostly. Well, man,
can I take your number or seeyour driver's license? Yeah? Come over
your house? Our embarrassing Yeah,I mean at least it's his wife.
Yeah, he's not hiding. Well, he's too fat to hide under cars
the parking lot somewhere. It's sodorky. Yeah. And then he had
to he had like a whole pressconference. Yeah. This is a personal

(42:21):
matter, personal man personal matter.It was personal. It's a personal matter.
It is a personal it's a personalmanner. It's just brasical. It
was a personal matter. I guesswhat as always said, don't put your
personal matters on video because it getsout more show next, are you all
in the Woody Show? The Woodyshow pretty pretty good. I got to

(42:50):
talk. I gotta tell what imI saw something about the serious finale of
Kurby Your Enthusiasm ran it's a metareaction to the sign right parallel right.
But the numbers have been released,like how many people watched it? It
was like one point two million people, which is the second highest audience that

(43:10):
it's ever had. There was likea season whatever finale that had one point
four million. This is just anotherexample of one of those shows where people
just assume everybody's watching on it andnot to say that so low. Oh.
I never assumed that of kurb Nobecause Larry's so unlikable. That's just
not something people enjoy. I getthat, but it is It's a one

(43:32):
of those shows that does imprint onI mean, right, we'll talk about
the plot points. I think healso show that more than one point two
million would have tuned into the nothow many people tuned in, like it'll
get millions of viewers at the endof the day. People rush to watch
it, like I don't, well, even at its ketch up on it
when I can, right, buteven if you look back, uh you

(43:54):
know, when let's look at Sopranosright, m hmm. That was more
in the time there were DVRs,but it wasn't like it is now where
everything was just on demand and youwere streaming stuff or whatever. And well,
Sopranos, Game of Thrones, thatkind of stuff is appointment watching rmes,
not appointment wise, but even that, you look at the numbers for

(44:15):
Sopranos, how many people are yeah, like way lower than you. I
thought the whole country watched, right, it was all everybody talked about the
next day, Right, was whatthree hundred million people roughly in the United
States? Yeah, but how manyof them were paying for HBO? I'm
right? The difference So I'm sayingthe difference of perception and reality of how
many people were really you know,watching or really you know. Yeah,

(44:37):
every pop radio station will convince youthat people are watching the Bachelor, right,
Yeah, if you look the number. Hence we started what do you
show a bachelor a bachelorette? Becausewe figured at one point, like we
must have missed a rule from theFCC where you were you're illegally obligated.
It's just easy content for them totalk about. Well, right too,

(44:57):
like think about South parkcasts similar probablyeven lower numbers because it's one of those
things that like people just get toeventually. Yeah, it's in syndication.
Good point. Uh So, touristsare going to the bar in Nashville looking
for the now infamous chair that MorganWallan threw off the roof, want to
buy and legal experts don't see anysignificant consequences coming his way, but they
don't think he's going to get awayscott free either, so they'll be probably

(45:21):
a fine guys. Also, Imean, he's a total meathead. He's
got a he's definitely got a drinkingproblem. Oh yeah, you know.
But there's a video that just surfacedof him challenging a guy to a head
butting contest bro while he was drunkat this bar called Losers. Perfect the
video it's short, but the captionreads a throwback to twenty nineteen when Morgan

(45:45):
Wallen was challenging my friends to headbutingcontests on the patio at Losers five years
ago. Greg what he has ishe has not a drinking problem. He
has a being famous problem. BecauseGreg Glory also throws through furniture, but
he wasn't a famous that was one. Yeah, yeah, we really nobody
really made a big deal about it. That's right, drunk outside a bar

(46:07):
and I got a chick to beatme up after some bar crawl. I've
been drunk on stage with Steve O. I beat myself up, but I
didn't. I didn't suffer from abeing famous problem. So yeah, no
one's picking up that story. There'sa lot of country related news today.
Just see Winding and Jud's daughter Gracearrested in Alabama showing off her cans in
public. Oh no, and forobstruction of justice. Now, this is

(46:29):
the same daughter that got busted.She was like involved in meth and cooking
meth and stuff like that. Soshe had she had gone to actual prison.
Sounds like a mess. Yeah,she's not hot. She's got face
tattoos. I don't see face tatNo, I'm not sure exactly what this
is. Oh, this is fromher meth arrest. Look at he can

(46:52):
out of course, it looks likeEdward for a long kind of looks like
a really good cross between Winona andAshley. I think, yeah, more
one on. I agree, Isee some Ashley each furlong. That's the
only one I see in that alittle bit. And then the other country
related story in the Newsday members ofthis country line dancing team they were kicked

(47:17):
out of a dance convention in uhSeattle after organizers claimed because they had these
American flag themed shirts because it madepeople feel triggered and unsafe. Oh wow,
A spokeswoman for the team says,quote. At first, we were
told that we'd just be booed andyelled at, and likely many of them

(47:37):
would walk out meeting the audience.But then we were given an ultimatium ultimatum.
Removed the flag tops and perform ineither street clothes or shirts that were
going to be provided from the competition, or don't perform at all. The
American flag triggering in America. Uh. The event is run by something called
the Rain Country Dance Association, whichis an LGBTQ play US dance community.

(48:00):
So breg talk to your people.I will hate gays. Why do you
hate the American flag? Come on, guys, it's triggering. Yeah,
it's so scary and unsafe. Right, line line dancing dorks with a flag
shirt on real risk it's fun wouldbe very popular with line dancers. Well,

(48:22):
I think the hosting committee is theproblem here, right, But that's
that's a word they've used to weaponizequote unquote weaponized real threat that I feel
unsafe, and now now I canget whatever I want because I'm on I
feel unsafe. You can't you can'tprove that I don't feel right. Therefore,
I was at a store the otherday. Look, I took a
picture of this sign. What doesit say? Great? Because notice you

(48:43):
will encounter American flags, armed citizens, and prayer in this area. Yeah,
right, just f y. Ihow embarrassing that they did that to
them, right, it's a it'sa line dancing competition. Right, I'm
surprised that there weren't lags all overthe place. And it's also America,
so I'm also not surprised when Isee the American flag, you know,

(49:05):
in America. I mean, ifyou're triggered by the American flag, see
a counselor Well, the people peoplewill say, seeing a counselors? What
got them at this point? Yeah, they talk you into a lot more
problems than you already have. Yeah, well that's how they keep it coming
as again like chiropractice. Yeah,buildable hours, you know, and if
you need a safe space at alltimes, stay home, very safe there,

(49:25):
very safe? Yea unless you're ina really bad neighborhood and on the
first floor, right, Woody show. Well, the Feds say that Shoo
Tani is not only innocent in hisformer interpreter's gambling scandal, but that their
investigation, that's got to be thequickest investigation ever. Right, they found,

(49:51):
whether it's actually true or not,that he was also a victim of
fraud. This could be like,you know, major League Baseball's like guys,
do us a favorite guys a biginternational superstar. Perhaps, Yeah,
look, this guy is saying thathe did this. Make the fall right,
it's just really fast. But anyway, I always believed his interpreter gambled

(50:12):
away at least four point five milliondollars and claimed that Otani had covered the
debt, which turned out to bea lie. He actually embezzled money,
according to the Feds, from oneof Otani's accounts. So he's going to
be facing federal charges. And nowOtani is officially in the clear weird wall.
For it's weird, I'll make itworth your while. When they read
that statement, they were wearing Dodgershat man. But you're not kidding.

(50:37):
Fastest investigation. If only everything wasthat efficient. I guess they cared about
this one. Yeah, the PostalService is asking to raise the price of
a first class stamp again. No, I thought they just did. They
did just three months ago. Wasthe last price, all right, So
it's sixty eight cents right now theywant to raise itto seventy three cents.

(51:01):
Just go up one sixty times.That's insane. Yeah, nothing, I
mean, I can't title time.It affects break it does. He's the
one who's still sending actual that's right. I go stamped mail every once in
a while. I use the vendingmachine get my big sheet of stamps.
Yeah, I visit that same postoffice every week to mail my bills.

(51:22):
But I mean, everything's up.Inflation's up for a third straight month,
which you know that also means there'sno sign the Federal Reserve is going to
start cutting interest rates anytime soon.My god. How about them gas prices
though, well, that's they're saying. They're saying. So the report was
the the prices increased three point fivepercent overall from this time last year,
up three up from three point twoin February, and it's all being driven

(51:46):
by the rising cost of rent andgas. Those are the two things that
are really So, what's the goalto make everybody broken? I know inflation
will go down. Question, cananybody sustain right, Yeah, they're not.
They're going in to debt some Raveyluck in the news. A guy
in Marylyn heard that his local sevento eleven had sold two Powerball tickets worth

(52:07):
a million bucks each, and itturns out they both belonged to him.
Really way yeah, so he boughtboth tickets with the same numbers by mistake
and didn't even realize it. Ididn't know you could do that, So
yeah, you can make you cannumbers, do whatever you want. When
it comes to numbers, you pickyour numbers. You could pick your own
numbers. So you play your ownnumbers. You buy, you know,

(52:28):
two by mistake. So he calledhis wife after he scanned the first one.
They both cried sure, and thenhe had to call her back and
let her know they had won anothermillion dollars. Oh my god, rip
for you, dude. I wouldcry and pee yeah really, oh yeah,
lots of pee. Huh crying handpeeing pee, tears right, screaming,

(52:49):
you're just going to evacuate whatever.I was just asking the ladies if
their doctor asks about their sex number. But he in mind was asking this
question on his show after the girlon his show had gone to her doctor
and they were talking about sex numberssomehow. I think it was like the
average number. We were talking aboutthat same kind of thing, and sure,

(53:14):
and she had mentioned, oh,yeah, your your doctor, your
obgyn will ask you, you know, how many people you slept with,
and brought that up on the showyesterday. It turns out it's kind of
half true. I guess depending onwhere you go, Like they'll say how
many people have you been with inthe last twelve months? And that's something
to do with, you know,what kind of things they're going to run
on you and whether you have multiplepartners, and they're checking to see what

(53:36):
birth control you're using and do youneed to go on birth control. They're
also keeping it tally right Greg,you know you know it like, okay,
so last year was this number.This year it's right in their chart.
It's on your chart, like,oh, Sarah's here, what now
what? According to a study ofadult age twenty to fifty nine, women
have an average of four sex partnersduring their lifetime. Or that's true?

(53:58):
Why is the why is the umberalways seven. Yeah, rave, But
because I'm being honest with you,that's why do you think men have an
average of seven? I think evenif those numbers are true, I think
it's backwards. Women would have morejust because it's one thousand percent easier for
a woman to get laid. Allthey have to do is want to get
laid. I mean, they canhave more if they wanted, right,

(54:20):
is what you're trying to say.Right, So I'm saying those numbers got
to be you know, maybe it'sa maybe they got it wrong when they
put this together, because that's whywomen will always just say seven. Yeah,
women probably have higher stand they're morediscerning. Yeah, they can because
you can be right exactly. Sothat's why the number would be lower even
if you're more discerning. Gross,I know, was it one thousand pounds?
Sister married? Even? Yes?I mean yes, I see or

(54:45):
you see people in the news andthey're heinous and yeah, well the husband
said, wait what husband? Butthen all that effort killed them? Right?
Yeah? All right? How aboutthis. There's a place in Nashville
called Old Friends Senior Sanctuary, andthey take in senior dogs that have medical
issues. They opened in twenty twelve. It's completely funded by donations. Senior

(55:08):
year is your twelfth year in school. So for their twelfth anniversary this month,
they threw the dogs a senior promand they called it the Geezer Gala.
And so the employees and the donorsthey dressed up for it. They
got the dogs dressed up for it. They even elected a prom king and
Queen Dugan. Here's the here's theprom Queen. Oh baby little tr Yeah,

(55:34):
I got a little tr on herhead, that little old baby lab.
Yeah, sweetie, that's cute.Really, that's fun. Hey yeah.
Eight pet owners say they love theirpet more than at least one member
of the family right there with them. Fifty seven percent love their pet more
than their own brother and sister.Half said the same thing about their mother,

(55:58):
and thirty percent shows the pet overThere are significant other harsh Gregg's words,
not mine. I mean, Iwill say, in all honesty,
I love that dog more than mostpeople, but not your wife. Depends
on the day. Overall, no, I would say, you know what,

(56:20):
they're probably on equal level, onequal playing field. I swear it's
like the kids. I really Ialways thought that, you know, parents
have to love one one kid morethan the other. That I can tell
you in all honesty, that isone thousand percent not true for me.
Who has the better mouth? Party? What your dog or your wife?
You're talking about the kids, butwe're talking about the dogs. Had that

(56:45):
joke, and no matter what yousaid he was delivering, if you were
referring to children, that is like, I am locked and loaded. This
needs to be out in the world. Yeah. I didn't hear anything about
kids, man, No, becausea lot of that's right right there.

(57:06):
Yeah, just looking for that opportunity, need my moment. Yeah, just
because he was talking about his kids. Don't care it's that money. Tune
out on that. That's hilarious.But in one thousand percent honesty, it's
fifty to fifty. Love your kids, I really do. What are we

(57:30):
talking about? But that's another dependson the day too, right. I
would also tell you straight up becauseI mean, you know, I'm not
afraid to get stuff like that.I've told you that I think my wife
and my dog are at the samelevel. Yeah, that's true, But
which one gives the better beach?That's a great joke of all four of
the whole household. Yeah, haveeverybody in the house. Yeah, who

(57:53):
gives the best one? I wouldlove to know, you know what,
right, more than think about it. You know, they're all equal.
Yeah, they're all really great.If you I got diarrhea, my mouth
is trying the woody sho. Yeah. So Menace will be out. That's
later today because it's Thursday. It'sFiesta Eve by the way, Yeah,

(58:15):
I know tomorrow will be tomorrow.Today's go back Thursday, got it?
Yeah? Ev right, it's anEVV. Yeah, we got the Fiesta
tickets for you each hour, seven, eight and nine this morning and then
later on this afternoon with Menace thereat O Riley's Auto Parts. Oh oh

(58:37):
oh Ley, So are we evergoing to try this stuff that Menace brought
in? Yeah, I've been waiting. So there's all these different popcorns out
there where you're now just could drizzlewith candy. Yeah, oh yeah,
you know. And so this isa new one. He found it a
Coles always, that's what he said. He said, he found it at

(59:00):
Cols. You a bunch of differentkinds, and he went for Oreore.
So what does it say like howthey describe it? Just called cookie pop
popcorn? So obviously the Oreo cookiecrumbles, but they have like what adheres
it to the to the kernels ofor to the sugar. Yeah, some

(59:22):
sort of sugar or something goop,definitely, or maybe there's actual little pieces
of Oreo in there. I likethe like, there we go, it
got it. Yeah, I wishthere was more of the goo that here's

(59:42):
it because it is. It reallyis like they really nailed the flavor of
the the oreole cream. Yeah,oh my god, that is surprisingly awesome.
I told you I was not downeven for trying it. That's gone.
I did like the recent cook popcornbetter, but this is good.
You like about this one? Thisone's more subtle, Yeah, I it's

(01:00:07):
like, well, I think somepieces are subtle and some smack you right
in the face. It tastes justlike it though it's very light. It's
yeah, I want more smack inthe face. It's too good. I
got some smack in the face basis. Maybe they were more towards the middle.
I've been trying to eat, right, I haven't eaten anything sweet in
like three weeks. That's what dowe say about Rege's opinions on foods?
Yeah, I have to wait tillthe end because it's good. We have

(01:00:29):
to re edit the videos because it'sjust her complaining the whole Well, usually
you bring a lot of crap inhere, we'll bring in something. Mr
pickled vegetables, didn't pickle has beenclamoring pickled. You want pickled vegetables.
And we have those chips that youbuy that made of crickets. Yeah,

(01:00:51):
sure, like legit they're made ofcrickets. Yeah, it's gross. And
they're not made of crickets. They'remade grown crickets flour I know, which
is cricket flowers made. But it'snot like you're you make it sound like
you're gonna find like a straight wingin there. What does the flower make
from crickets? Exactly? Crickets madeof crickets, splitting hairs. I don't

(01:01:15):
think I am. I just wantto make it pretty clear. I don't
know if I loved it. Madeof crickets, No cricket flowers, which
is crickets. And when it comesto uh, these cricket chips, these
chirps chirps, why exactly, Likethere's there's what's wrong with regular flower?
If we had no flour maybe orlike flower that's just you know, it's

(01:01:37):
got protein in it. But like, why do you use crickets? I
think it probably has to do withyou know why impossible meat, right,
because it's more about sustainability and theprocess. But I'm making it with insect
But aren't you taking food away fromlizards and frogs by using crickets? The
lizards that's their food. I thinkI'd be okay with I don't think i'd

(01:01:58):
lose a lot of sleep. Really, yeah, with all those lizards that
eat crooked Yeah, what'll we bewriting this cookie? Pop Oreole forever?
Ten? I'll give it a six. I'm giving you a ten. Really,
you know what, I'm gonna adviseit to a nine because the popcorn
is a little soft. It wouldbe nice if it was crisp. I
feel like there's like grit in mymouth. Now, really, do you
have some grit? No? Notreally, No, I wish it was

(01:02:21):
more chocolate, to be honest.I feel like what you're saying. You're
getting that oreo cream, right,Yeah, a lot of great hits.
Yeah, very creamy. Yeah,it hit me in the face. A
little more chocolate. It's a pleasantsurprise. It's way better than you would
think. Yeah, I'm not expectingto be all that crispy, just because
anytime you put anything on popcorn butter, Yeah, any kind of topping like

(01:02:43):
this, so it's gonna it's gonnamake it, you know, softer,
sure, but like caramel. ButI mean you get like kettle corn.
Yeah, kettle corn is still verycrisp. I would like a little more
crisp, but yeah, I'll gonine nine. You get kettle corn at
the fair. Kettle corn is justlike just straight sugar though, right,
So so it like crystallizes basically,this is more like a saw. It
not sauce, but you know whatI mean, sau It's got Oreo sauce

(01:03:07):
on it. Yeah, but theylike you would have like a like a
chocolate sauce or whatever, that wouldbe the orio cream drizzle, drizzle.
We'll call it drizzle. Let's callit a drizzle. It's called it drizzle.
Yeah. Yeah, so head yourlocal coals coals, you know,
I give it a nine sp yourcoals cash on it. Yeah, right,
he shows next. Hang, it'snot like thrilling for me the wood

(01:03:32):
You show Fiesta on Saturday, aswe were just looking at the weather forecast.
Now least for like the Valley andGreater Los Angeles. It's just straight
rain. It started the week whereit was gonna be like a chance of
rain, and it was like,oh, thirty partial rain, and now
it's just rain, awesome coral,yeah, rain and fifty like today's gonna
beautiful. What's the high today?Sammy is like eighty eighty eighty eighty seven

(01:03:57):
and then by Saturday, just intime for the fiesta. And Greg's really
curious and I've said about how hishair is gonna hold. What is my
hair game going to be? Like? Yeah, well he was talking about
using a powder in his hair.Now I use that. It's a little
longer. We were concerned it wouldturn into paste, like a mushy pasty
head from all the rain. Idon't want to use an umbrella because that's

(01:04:21):
not manly. Well I'm gonna useHe's going I'm gonna use one. I
know you, you know what tothis day, every time I use an
umbrella, I think about you really, Yeah, I'm not using umbrella.
I do use an umbrella, likeif it's it's got to be pouring,
like if it's just a light drizzle, I don't use it for every time
something's falling from the sky. Nopussies, But I don't keep on.

(01:04:43):
I'll keep one in the car,you know me, I'm quite well.
If I'm going from the car,like into the grocery store, even if
it's pouring, I won't use it. But for the fiesta, yeah,
yeah, I need to arrive dryhair, and the hair game has to
be good because I was planning onwalking over there from La Live. Oh,
I may rethink that it's not agood idea. Might have to at

(01:05:05):
least have a bring because that's manly. Just po you look like a badass.
A poncho, sure, umbrella?No way? Yeah, soldiers carrying
umbrellas in the you know, butthey're in a poncho, they are.
They got poncho. UFC fighter holdingan umbrella. I don't think so.

(01:05:27):
And I don't think John Q Citizenthinks, Oh I'm walking to a concert
venue. Am I like a soldier? Right now? Do you think that
Chuck Norris owns an umbrella? No? Probably not. He might own a
poncho. You think the Rock ownsan umbrella? Probably not. I mean
people driving by we're like, oh, look at that pussy with an umbrella.
All right? I wish I itwas socially acceptable to use girls umbrella
that come down like a dome.Wow, like a big mushroom cat.

(01:05:50):
But no, only girls can usethem. I say, go for it.
Greg, use a dome umbrella.Are you a boy? You gotta
get wet? Are you girl?Here's your dumb umbrella? Yeah, and
let me put my jacket out overa puddle for you. Right, that
makes physical sense. I think Ican make some dumb extra money standing outside
La Live with people parking there andwalking to the Belasco selling ponchos ponchos,

(01:06:14):
ponchos for five bucks. Stupid money. That's dumb pancho money. More money,
more money, and then I'll triplethe poncho money at Morongo's peace my
god. There you go. Butof course today Menace is going to be
out there at O'Reilly's Auto Parts inLong Beach on Long Beach Boulevard. That's
this afternoon where it won't be raining. Yes, you want to look like

(01:06:36):
a pussy with an umbrella? Yeah? Do you think anybody the chaps at
o'riiley's Auto Parts has an umbrella?Greg? Probably know they're like soldiers.
Yeah, but he'll have some Fiestapasses to give away there this afternoon three
to five menes at are Riley AutoParts in Long Beach. What are you
thinking here? Is Sam? It'slike, okay, you're on the right

(01:06:59):
track, Adayrasio, and we areinto another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world on this pre Fridaymorning. And it's Thursday. It's April

(01:07:20):
the eleventh, twenty twenty four.Thanks for being here on Woodie. That's
Raby. Hello, there's Greg Gory. Yeah, man, it's good morning
to you. Good morning Woody.We've got sea bass. What there is
miss mouse face, there's Sammy.Sammy was the focus of one of the
videos that we posted on our Instagramand on our YouTube page social media accounts

(01:07:42):
about her post eclipse knowledge that youdropped at us, about how it has
all these effects right, you know, for the next six months, right
signs it's science, it's signed.Yeah, and it does what it just
and eclipses things out of your life, okay, and it speeds that process
up, so it's people a jobor whatever. And we all made fun

(01:08:03):
of her. We were stupid andyou know, right, So then this
after hours voicemail came in eight sevenseven four Woodie, And this woman's actually
agreeing with Sammy okay, okay onher clipsy. I know you guys are
all about and let's not talk aboutthe sun, but let's talk about the
sun. And I am with Sammyabout the eclipse. Just moving on things

(01:08:27):
forward fast, and I'll tell youwhy. I got test results recently and
I passed this test that I didn'tthink I was going to pass it.
It was super hard and I passedit. And now I'm able to work
in the courts. So that's oneand the other one. I cannot just
go to Trader Joe's and just buybananas and not think of that story you
guys talked about. I cracked upevery single time. Love you guys,

(01:08:49):
Bye bye. I don't remember whatthe story was about the bananas. It
was the old lady who was therelooking at all the bananas and she didn't
end up buying any and the guywho worked at a Yeah, the CEO,
asked her why and she said becauseshe didn't want to buy a bunch
of them because she didn't know ifshe would live long enough to eat all
of them. So then they startedselling Yeah individual bananas, but you can

(01:09:12):
buy an individual banana anything. Yeah, the bunch is too big of the
grocery any grocery store you go there, the bunch is too big. You
can take a couple off to takeyour hand. Yeah. I think we
always had that ability, did wenot? I think so. Yeah.
But anyway to the fact that courts. That's comfortent for her. Good for

(01:09:32):
her. There you sped it up. She's ready to start her new job.
She passed it because a clipse.See what do I'm with you?
Now? Like this is how peoplelike this. Being in the legal system
is how people get false convictions.Go to jail, yep, and your
nightmare ends up with you falsely accusedbehind bars because of these idiots. Yeah,
they woke up mercury was in retrograde. Something went sideways on or they

(01:09:54):
read the wrong you know, somebodyelse's horsecope that told them that, hey,
today you have a big decision tomake, you know, ignore your
gut. Their gut was saying,oh, innocent, But now they're ignoring
their gut because of the horoscope andnow someone's going to prison. Way to
go, Way to go. Now, if you do have a big decision
to make, research shows that youshould simply go with your first instinct and

(01:10:16):
then just stick with it, soyour unconscious mind is equipped to make the
best choice based on the information available. Because obviously, like the more people
sit there, it's like what theycall it paralysis by analysis. You can
sit there and analyze something to death. They say, the quicker that the
study participants answered basic questions, themore likely they were to get the answers

(01:10:39):
correct. So go with your gut. There was another dude, I got
gut for days. I'm going toalways go with it. I saw this
video. I posted it on myTwitter and I just thought it was interesting.
Uh, you guys know who RickRubin is, famous music producer.

(01:11:00):
Yeah, he's produced so many majorrock albums. Sammy did you say no?
No, I don't. I don'tknow Rick Rubin. You've never seen
this guy. He's got a giantbeard. Giant you don't facts at all.
So Clay have a CD in thestudio from Andrew Dice Clay produced by
Rick Ruben. Yeah, everybody hasto start somewhere. Yeah, some people

(01:11:26):
had to start with Dice. Yeah. But anyway, Rick Rubin posted this
video. I thought it was reallyHe was doing an interview on someone's on
someone's podcast. But I thought thiswas really good. Talk about following your
gun. Right, here we go. Let's see does this thing have any
audio? It did? It dida second ago when I was When I
was playing it, the Beastie boysnow were hanging out. Isn't he talks

(01:11:47):
about he can't play instruments. No, he doesn't care what people think.
Yeah, if you make something andeverybody likes it, chances are you haven't
gone far though. The best worldwork divides the audience. The best work,
yeh, the best work. Whatyou haven't gone far enough. The

(01:12:08):
best work divides the audience. Thebest work people love it and people hate
it. Otherwise it doesn't have astrong enough charge. It's always been this
case. It's always been the thingsthat people are picketing are the same things
that are the fans favorite. Thatwas interesting now when it comes to but
even putting together radio show, right, you're you can overanalyze, like,

(01:12:30):
oh, you're trying to pander orwhat you think people. We're doing this
simply because people we think people willlike it, as opposed to just doing
what you think. Like I thinkthe rule of thumb around here is like
if I think it's funny or Gregthinks it's funny or whatever, like that's
how it works. Yeah, butwe go with what we think. Grubin
can have that opinion. Now that'sit's easy. Do you think you have

(01:12:53):
that opinion when he was producing Dies? But he's like, I hope everybody
likes it, and I hope everybodybuys it. But don't you think that's
something learned perspective over time? Yeah, well that's what I'm saying. Start
off that way. Maybe he's foundmore success because he's maybe trying to save
some people some time, Like he'sfound more success by just following his gut.
And if he's like, hey,you know, I don't know if

(01:13:14):
I'm gonna do this, you mightneed to push a little bit harder,
a little bit further, you know, do things and the wather you It's
very similar to this field he justhad where he was talking about I don't
care if people like the music Iproduce. I only care if I like
it. I hope other people willlike it. That's fine and good.
But he doesn't make it for otherpeople to like. He makes it himself
to like. Now, Yeah,now I get it right, and I

(01:13:38):
agree with Ravy now he can sayit. Yeah, yeah, much like
people say that on the come up, as much like Ravy's hero Oprah.
You know, Oh, just begrateful and be happy and meditate and tikewalks
in the garden. Yeah, whenyou're a billionaire and I'm a billionaire,
I'll be real happy doing it,right, I'll meditate all I'll be grateful
for everything. Right. But don'tyou think that's the perspective gained you did

(01:14:00):
that at first? Of course?Okay, but that's how you have to
preface these statements. When rich,they always have the same perspective, right,
exactly have everybody else. I'm doingit for me. Money doesn't matter,
only fair money, Yeah for sure. Well, but I think what
he's saying is to be authentic towhatever it is you are. Make sure
that you continue doing that. Ifyou veer off, course, that's when

(01:14:23):
you get in trouble. So don'tworry about the haters. Do what's authentic
to you, or if you're justpretending to be something that you're not,
just because you think that's what peopleare gonna like, Like, I don't,
I don't, Sorry, I don'tsee the value in that either.
I think there's well there's two waysto go, Like, you could be
the host of Good Morning America who'sjust bland, generic, nothing and then
not interesting, or you could beyou know, somebody who's an iconoclast,

(01:14:45):
as they say, and then youknow, one has one benefit another doesn't.
Comedians are able to do that alot. Well that that's the thing.
Though Jimmy Fallon is boring and blandsucks. It's always sucked, but
he's but he's been very generic,very middle of the road, very likable.
But those other guys who just arewho they are, like Chappelle has

(01:15:06):
really never been anybody other than Chappelleexactly. But both options and viable for
people, right, yeah, eightforty four Woodie, and it's over the
text over to two to nine eightyseven who want to be part of the
show. This morning got a brandnew redneck News. Here for it show
if you think Suspranders count as ashirt rednick news and today's redneck News is

(01:15:32):
from where else, Florida? Whereyou got this broad Her name is Amber
Macan. She was caught choplifting froma Walmart and she really went hard with
the menace excuse generator. But sheinitially told the cops that she was playing
a really fun game called twenty one. Yeah, super fun, where someone

(01:15:53):
grabs as much merchandise from a storeas they can, walks out without paying,
and tries not to get caught.You should do that with stealing cars
too. She originally said that shedumped the items along with her purse,
and I d and a quote randomcar and that's part of the game,
grag oh okay, But later shesaid it was a rental car that her

(01:16:15):
boyfriend had and that he didn't knowabout her theft because and he guesses he
was already in jail. No huh, he guesses, of yeah, why
wouldn't he know about even though thisis his rental car. He was passed
out drunk in the back. He'stoo old to play the game. Oh
age limit. Okay, so that'sthe work of the cops. Cops eventually

(01:16:41):
figured out which car was found morethan a thousand bucks worth of stolen crap
in the back seat. They alsofound some myths, some weeds, some
Xanax pills that she'd have a prescriptionfor, a bunch of other drug paraphernalia.
They also found a locked safe withbars of silver copper and platinum there.
Those weren't from Walmart, of course, no word of where they came
from Costco Sales doesn't that's true,but it was all said and done.

(01:17:03):
Amber charged with graham theft, traffickingof meth, possession of marijuana, and
possession of medication without a prescription.She just sounds like she's trying to live
the world's most fun life. Yeah, that is from Florida, Amber Macan
who got busted with meth and pillsafter shoppington from Walmart in exhausting the menace
excuse generator. And that is today'sraid. Nicky. We're gonna take me

(01:17:30):
a quick break. We'll come backand Sea Bats is gonna have the weekend
audio next on the Woodie Show.Hang on, fellow comrades in mediocrity,
I want you to listen, verycareful. You can all go straight to
minutes later on this afternoon, willbe in Long Beach and O'Reilly's Auto Parts

(01:17:51):
dot By see little buddy there.It's right there on Long Beach Boulevard three
to five pm. He'll have somemore Fiesta pass to give away, aslong
as some other stuf too. Maybedon't care about Fiesta at all. Oh,
yeah, I have the theme parktickets and other stuff come through.
Yeah, the rest of its garbagecompared to end in the store garbage giveaways
compared to the Fiesta tickets in mypersonal opinion, But that's the headline.

(01:18:14):
Yes, that'll be this afternoon threeto five. Uh DJ Tim Martinez will
be in the nine o'clock hour.Oh so special edition, a Fiesta edition
of the Friday turn Up. Yeah. Now, we haven't done the Friday
turn Up so far at all thisyear because uh DJ Scottie Fox no longer
part of the wood. He showedteam he's you know, he just kind

(01:18:36):
of got burned out on it,which is fine. So we haven't done
the Friday Turnup. But how luckyare we? DJ Tim Martinez is dusting
off the old turntables, the wheelsof steel, and he will be our
special guest DJ Nice tomorrow at tenam to officially welcome the weekend with a
Fiesta Friday turn Up. Yeah,timar he hit me up. He goes,

(01:19:01):
hey, man, is it coolif I do like a Friday turn
up right before the Fiesta? Igo, of course, Yeah, what
would you even need to ask for? So, yeah, that'll be tomorrow
and then, of course hopefully we'llsee you Saturday, whether you bought your
tickets or you're winning your tickets forside for sale, ten year fiesta with
the Woody Show. You made itthen, just in time. The Woody

(01:19:24):
Show is sad. Get you setup this week in audio? Sea Mass
are curator of clips here, andI know you're sad. I think Eclipse
is over. Oh my god,you tell me about the clips talk well
the View. I think Sammy hasa come on of that coast. I

(01:19:45):
thought this headline was fake, tobe honest, So I've got to play
some audio from Sunny Houstin And she'sa new She's not the classico ge Whoopie
Goldberg coast, but she has beenall over TV for years. She's fifty
five years old. She has aJD. She's a lawyer. She graduated
from Notre Dame, went to lawschool. There be on Fox CNN,
you would think of okay, she'son the view because a good legal mind.

(01:20:10):
Sure just saw the View. It'sa mess, dude. When they're
always like talking to the producer onwhat they should do next. Yeah,
like I don't know, I don'tknow. They're not even talking to each
other. They seem to be upsetwith each other constantly. Well, here's
Sonny and she's she's heard about allthese headlines. You got the eclipse.
Yep, you had the earthquake.We just had an aftershock of the New
Jersey, New York earthquake. You'vegot us some dozens of aftershow. Yeah,

(01:20:31):
you got the insects coming out ofthe ground in certain parts of the
country. And Sonny has some ideason that wonderful makeup artist. When the
earthquake was happening, she put hercoat on and she was like, Jesus
is coming. I'm out, I'mI'm out, I'm leaving. We've got
a solar eclipse. We've got randown the hallway is here here? And
then also I learned that the Soccatasare coming. Cicatata is a little bit

(01:20:55):
the first time. I mean,singer songwriter John Sicata Neilicata is like,
no, no, two different Wellthis is what I read. Two different
times, different kinds of different times. Times are coming the good for the
first time in many, many years. Every seventeen years this happened. Well,

(01:21:16):
that's not what I read. Butmaybe you know, May you no
better? God, I told youit's a mess. Yeah, And she
just gets to go off and like, say, well, I've read about
first offica, I guess you didn'tgrow up when I was a little kid.
I was playing with cicadas in myfront yard. But I guess she
didn't grow up in an area thathad him. By the way, we
need to send greg on because we'rehaving the big magic confluence of several different

(01:21:38):
broods this year. Send greg ona cicada too. I know you want
me dead, I know, butoh, is this just looking at little
bugs on trees? So loud?Loud? They're so loud. I had
a great we ate some cicadas lasttime. They came out grow the chocolate
covered once from once More. Whoever, it wasn't Maryland, So first off,
Sonny doesn't. She's like, oh, we got there must be cicada

(01:22:00):
is coming out of the ground becauseof whatever the hell, because of the
rapture. Yeah, and thank godthe whoopy steps in is like, no,
no, no, they got thethirteen year and the seventies happens all
the time. Well maybe maybe youknow better. Well, I think it's
funny that Sonny again, Lawyer,she doesn't stop there, graduate right,
all those things together, what maybelead wants to believe that, you know,

(01:22:24):
either climate change exists, that's orsomething is more question. Not at
the mercy of climate change round,they can't think that it happens. And
when the eclipse. They've known aboutthe eclipse coming because the eclipses happened,
and they actually can say when thesethings are going to happen. So but
the cicadas come, we have themevery seventeen years. There's some we get

(01:22:47):
every twenty some odd years, andthey just go under and they come back
up. Yeah, they got whoopeople everybody else logic on the view.
What I mean, well, howdo you how do you get eclipse in
climate change? Yeah? Something wecan literally plot for thousands, right,
writers Sandy, But she smiles like, Okay, this makes sense to me.

(01:23:09):
Environment I dit Iticaas I read aboutsicatas well, I thought what I
read, I don't know about this. So you heard this other Do you
hear the other clip from that sameconversation. I let's see if I have
at Bedminster in New Jersey, right, fun facts it originated this year?
If I got this, uh,this is this is they're they're talking about

(01:23:30):
the earthquake or whatever. And Idon't know who this chick is. This
the white chick, but she's burnette. I'm not sure who she is somehow
Trump I have to I know,right, I mean, I have to
say Karen Dupice, our wonderful makeupartist. When the earthquake was happening,
she put her on the world.And then I read online that the earthquake
at the Center was actually at Bedminsterin New Jersey, right, fun fact,

(01:23:54):
So it originated with Trump. Ihave I know, right, I
mean, I have to know cat, but I know it was like everything
goes back to politics. That's thewhole thing. Like you know, if
you hate something or you hate somebody, it's like, oh, your team
lost. Okay, well it's whoever'sfault. Didn't the views start, man,
I don't remember. Maybe when westarted the nineties, I guess didn't.

(01:24:15):
It wasn't it just like hey,general they were talking about like pop
culture and pop culture and like justlike then stuff not necessarily pop culture,
just the big issues of the day. Has it always been sort of Barbara
Walters thing. So they were talkingnews, but they were talking everything,
but they weren't throwing out opinions likethat. All right, So, but

(01:24:36):
more eclips talk here. Here's aTikTokers. Who you know what you might
you might have? Uh, Sammy, you might have eclip sickness. See
what Sabrina Maria says, start tofeel eclipse sickness and no joke, Like
I feel like that is what I'mexperiencing right now, Like I went outside

(01:24:57):
to watch it, and then whenI came back in after a few minutes,
like my hands are shaking for noreason. They feel nauseous and like
heavy for some reason. Like it'sjust crazy to be affected something that we
don't know about. Clip, youshould probably take several weeks off of work.

(01:25:18):
Can you tell us about eclipse sickI mean, I haven't experienced it.
There are people who I've heard.I've heard of this like online,
but I don't believe it to betrue on what legitimate websites. Oh,
it just was like, yeah,just with the Google thing, Okay,
when you look up when you lookup effects of an eclipse, they're like,

(01:25:41):
oh, eclipse, it affects web. But it's most likely a coincidence
that you happen to feel sick atthe time. Come on, coincidence and
handshakes. Look but the thing isthe eclipse affected different people in different ways.
This is a host for the WeatherChannel, Stephanie Abram, and she
was at a place with totality,but there were some clouds for a second.

(01:26:04):
Oh no, So hopefully those wentaway in time for her to see
the eclipse. Let's se how thataffected hurt totality. We're in it and
we're behind the cloud, but Istill watch you to appreciate. It's darkness
that we are experiencing. And bythe way, temperature is drunks. We're
down to seventy two degrees. Wow. I could even see a blue spot

(01:26:27):
right there. Come on, that'sawesome. So much ladages cool right now,
there's a flood. That's a clip'sorgasm. Is that cool? I
know what the temperature was. Itwas seventy three and no, it's seventy

(01:26:50):
two. This is oh god,it's it's tempera's palpable. Guys, it's
cool. Everybody says you can feelthe temperature drops. No, it's true.
I mean it's shadier. That's yeah. Anytime anytime the sun goes behind
the clouds, it feels cooler.Man. I wish someone comes back out
be warmer. This time. It'sbehind the moon, so it's exciting wild.

(01:27:13):
I don't know. I don't hateon the eclipse. I think it's
neat. But is it that neat? No? I love the people that
got in the planes that they weretaking those flights. Oh I saw some
recaps of those two and oh yeah, and the general consensus seems to be
not the best place to watch aneclipse. No, because you're having to
look out through the window. Butyou don't have your thing yeat and called
that one. Uh well, whilewe're here, let's play the Sea Bass
original game. Why the orgasm?Where I play this clip clipse? It

(01:27:39):
is not eclipse. Okay, thisis Nancy Logan. Why is she orgasming?
I go, oh, lordy learninga camera down. I have a

(01:28:06):
guess. It's the end of herlast period and she removed her final tampon
of her life. Oh that's sosweet. And the little family party,
had little family party. It's nice. It's got to be what it is,
the last tamp She got a stripperher birthday. Oh my god.
She opened a gift and it wassomething she's always wanted, a lah a
puppy. Yeah. Yeah, InitiallyI was going to say she got the

(01:28:30):
new Kellogg's crocs, but probably Yeah, it's like some animal. Yeah,
I was gonna say an animal too. Yeah, it is an animal that
was meeting her great granddaughter for thefirst time. What a miracle, her
first daughter ever, this is granddaughter. But I saw there's a lot of

(01:28:50):
these videos now where you know,people are finally getting a dog and they're
you know, videotaping surprising the familymember whoever it is with said do right,
we've never seen a dog before.Right. We did play not bartol.
We did play this on on Tuesday. This is that weather many David
Hartman, he was getting all emotionalwatching the eclipseion. Yes, well,

(01:29:12):
we are almost to totality here.These skies have cleared off, the temperature
is already. I'm gonna get emotional. This is that's unbelievable. Think how
this works. The moon is fourhundred times smaller than the sun, and
the Sun is four hundred times furtheraway. Makes this possible. And we're
just about two totality here. Thenext minute, we're looking for the diamond

(01:29:35):
ring. Response, Yeah, alot cool. Look for the doming ring
and the temperature is the more itis, that's the diamond ring right there.
Look at the diamond rings. That'slike all the there's a small cloud
and you say it halo, lookat that at the diamond ring. You

(01:29:58):
can still see the diamond freaking outit so excited. Oh my god,
imagine getting that excited about anything.Yeah. I mean, on one hand,
you're like, oh, I wishI could have that joy, But
I don't want to be that stupid. So it's which is more valuable stupid
to have joy over an eclipse wejust had a few years ago. Again,

(01:30:19):
this is not a shock, andif you haven't witnessed it in real
life, nobody's a shock. Everybody'sseen a picture of the eclipse. Everybody.
There's nobody saying, oh it's notcool. It's cool. Neat.
Yeah, it's neat, but likethese people freaking out. Yeah, when
you witness it in real life andthat it starts to get cold because it
goes, you don't think it's incredible. I think it's amazing. I would
love to witness it in real life. You could have. You know,

(01:30:40):
it was amazing a thousand years agoand you're like, what the hell has
happened? I thought, God,Yeah, all right, well we're gonna
get a quick break, will continuemore. I think it's all the eclipse
stuff, right, I mean,I got more, but I guess I'll
put on this. We got otherstuff, Okay, all right, more
of this weekend audio next on theyshow hang on the show show is and

(01:31:06):
we got some more of this weekand audio clip going around from the very
final Curb Your Enthusiasm, which amI. I'm the only person who's watched
it. I watched HADS it behindthe scenes stuff and as they wrapped up,
they were all on sets and youcan hear the director here saying that's
a wrap. And then Richard Lewis, who is a headed person now,

(01:31:29):
he gets up and has this verynice thing to say to Larry David.
That's a rap on the Funny Show. Larry David ex treated me like a
god, and to all of youhave and this is the greatest experience of
my career. And I love eachand every one of you, and I'm
honored to be working with arguably thegreatest sitcom writer in the last two centuries.

(01:31:50):
And God bless all of you.Thanks you'd be so sweet to the
I almost started crying when I sawhim in the I know he looked So
I met him thirteen years ago andhe looked dead then, and so I'm
surprised he laughed for as long ashe did. Okay, let's see if
Raby will cry. What you lookdead? You look half really skinny.

(01:32:12):
People say you okay, and thenyou say thank you, Oh my god,
thank you. So Cheryl Hines,of course Larry's wife on the show,
she also got up. Maybe thiswill make Braby cry. I was
just thinking about I was thinking aboutyou because my entire life changed. But

(01:32:32):
I met you and our crew.Oh my god, you guys, thank
you for everything. Grouge Larry,I love you. Wow. What a
space. Yeah, she stayed upall night preparing that. Now the best
part of this is Okay, sothere's gonna be a clip from Arry David
addressing all the staff. No,he just walks off side. He looked

(01:32:57):
choked up a little bit, buthe's like, all right, say anything,
just walked away in the like,oh my god. This weekend audio.
Okay, this one will make uwo. Do you not cry?
But get a rod this. Sowe've had a we've had the problem with
squatters, big deal. But certainstates deal with squatters differently. In some
states they just give you a houseout of the states, like Florida,

(01:33:19):
or this squatter she and you cantell she's a professional. She has her
fake lease like you hear the wholeshe has the whole setup going, and
she's gonna I'm here for a certainnumber of days with my fake lease.
You can't kick me out. Well, this is an apartment building and they
know the deal. And the copcomes up and he is having none of
her crack this weekend audio. Now, I want to press just because I've
been here more than starch stays.Put it in stock this No, honey,

(01:33:43):
you listen to me because you knowI've been here more than thirty days,
almost thirty days. You are startingyou kill me. You're not gonna
come here and do this, allright, And I told you see I'm
a self represented feel so I willtake the court. Listen, okay,
she's get your stuff, get out. I'm not trust shut up, get

(01:34:03):
your hang up, duck. Listento Big Well so too minute. There
was the badass ten seconds ago.You're right, that does make me hard,
but it's so good. I loveit. Not across the country where
trespassed. At least I've been herethirty days. You can't do anything like

(01:34:27):
she started with, I've been herethirty days, meaning like that's like it
used to be. I guess theloop once you've been here thirty days.
Yeah, but then you have togo into the whole like uh oh,
I've got this least thing because hedoesn't care about the thirty days or if
you received mail there right right,dude, mind boner is solid. It
keeps going. I'm loving every minuteof this. Trust shut out your listen

(01:34:51):
to Big well So too, properproperty. I lost what happened in the
Big bad Ass two seconds earlier.Sue you you feel me? Feel me?

(01:35:16):
Feel me? You feel the cuffs? Did you feel a taser?
Unfortunately now I won't forget it.I was hold on maybe hoping for a
taser. I can't watch if youwant to check the wholda. Alright,
one more quick clip here for thisweekend audio. I think what he might
explode in his pants. This isa guy from New York City out Carlos

(01:35:39):
Magia. He the porch Pirate getsthe porch Pirate guy, so he saved
this. He puts like an emptybox outside, just full of the garbage,
dog crack and whatever and waits behindhis door with a baseball bat until
the old porch pirate shows back up. Yeah, and then the porch pirate
he tries to like throw out like, oh hey man, the guy not
knowing that this guy put the packagethere. It's bait package. Man's over

(01:36:01):
the gate to get to this guy'sfront. This is an accident. Awesome.
I just didn't want to take it. Bro. Nothing man, this
is my stuff. You can youcan have everything. Bro, I'm not
yes, yo, I live onthe corn. I don't have Yeah,

(01:36:28):
I am everything. You can haveit all. It's all right, dog,
you feel me? I love allthe bait stuff. The cops show
up some more badass. Well hewasn't really that much a bad ass,
but he's even less of a badassonce the police show the ambulance. One

(01:36:53):
of the always the most retarded peoplesay, ambulance, ambulance, what are
you being arrested for? Douchebag?Dropping the douchebomb for both of them?

(01:37:17):
H you feel me? Let meshow back in the moment. Show it's
a throwback Thursday. Our ten yearFiesta is on Saturday. Another chance to
win tickets coming up at eight fiftyand also with Menace this afternoon at O'Reilly's
Auto Parts there in Long Beach,three to five pm. But yeah,

(01:37:39):
our official anniversary falls on Saturday thisyear, Saturday, the twenty first,
so we're not going to be herethis Sunday, so we're not able to
be on the air. We usuallyplay our very first time we hit the
air at All ninety eight seven everyApril twenty first, and just kind of
reminder that what we set out todo we actually did ye On our very

(01:38:00):
first show, nothing worked, themicrophones are crapped, the studio was garbage.
But yeah, so it says wewon't be here on the twenty first,
and we're gonna go into another throwbackThursday request from the Woody Show.
Yeah, Green Day Saw and thathas together special meeting to the show.
Oh yeah, here's how the beginningof that first show sounded. April twenty
first, twenty fourteen. Due tothe graphic nature of kids grog listener discretion

(01:38:30):
is advised. All Natya Lace nude, the Woody Shows, Angelus, He's

(01:38:54):
the Woody Show. Insensitivity training classis now in session. All right,

(01:39:18):
we got to figure out exactly howthe microphones. I don't know if anybody
can even hear us, I canbarely hear you. Now you can hears.
I think it works detail. Imean, it's a it's a brand

(01:39:39):
new studio. They just finished buildingit, like on Friday. It's very
shiny. It is, well,it's shiny and new to us. I
think they use a lot of thesame old equipment. They certainly didn't buy
anything. Excuse me, they didn'tbuy anything new based on uh mean,
you get here on our first dayof work. We walk into our what's
supposed to be our office, andlike all the desks are pushed together.

(01:40:03):
I mean, I know they've beentalking about it a lot, about how
there's this new show and it's gonnabe the Woody Show and it's gonna be
great your new morning wake up calland this whole thing. And then you
know, we get here and allthe desks are pushed together. There's like
paint cans, and there's tarps allover the place. Yeah, and so

(01:40:23):
like, you know, we spentthe majority of our first day just getting
the garbage out of our office,and then another like six days waiting for
computers. So here we are.I guess we knew we were supposed to
be here. I'm not sure anybodyelse did, but yeah, here we
are. People knew I kept hearingit all the time. Yeah, the
Woody Show is coming. Yeah it'shere. I was in sweat, Yeah,

(01:40:44):
being press, moving furniture. Yeah, my name is what he got.
There is the lovely and talented ReneeRay. Yeah, here she is
Morning Sitting to the side of heris menace. Are you going by white
menace or menace? Just menace?And then that there is Greg Gory Morning
Morning. I know that none ofyou know who we are, but we
have worked together previously, and Ithink we're gonna have a good time here.

(01:41:06):
It's like no time is past.Yeah, I mean, this is
a show that's a little bit ofeverything. Think topical, like you know
the Daily Show or Colbert Report orwhatever meets the Rawness. And the only
thing I can really think of islike a Tosh point zero, you know,
because like Tosh has a way ofsaying things m hm, where it's
like he could say the most horrificthings and you know he's joking, yeah,

(01:41:29):
and you know will still like himand people still like him m hm.
So it's like the top of gospelof the Daily Show. Meets the
rawness of Tosh Point Oh meets thehumor of things family Guy, South Park.
That's a good way of putting it. Yeah, And we're not gonna
bore you with interviews with people younever heard of just because we need to
fill time in the schedule. Iknow a lot of shows do that.
We're also not going to have somebodyon because it's the name, you know,

(01:41:50):
they're promoting something. Typically if they'redoing local radio, there's a reason
they're doing local radios because the projectthat got is garbage sucks. Yeah,
and you know you'll only get youonly get five minutes with them, and
that five minutes has to be talkingabout that garbage projects, not what you
actually want to ask them about.So we're not going to do that.
I mean, we'd rather find topicsthat we can open the phones and text

(01:42:12):
up to and chop it up withreal people. Which if you want to
call in one eight hundred seventy twoseven nine eighty seven, perfect timing got
like a gnarly cold like right beforethe debut of the new show, too
much stress, you could text overto two two nine eight seven and I
guess the suits make sure we mentionedthat message and data rates apply, you
can have unlimited texting. That's whatI'm saying. In this day and age,

(01:42:36):
Come on, you know the peoplethat would sue you if you didn't
mention that true, that's true,That's who I mean. We'd rather just
you know, find topics to youknow, open up the phones, text
to like real people. And soif you keep it real, meaning that
you walk the walk, you talkto talk, this is the show for
you. If you're tired of peoplewatering down or changing their opinions just to
be pc, this is the showfor you. If you hate pandering,

(01:42:59):
this is a show for you.If you like celebrities but don't really care
about hearing endless stories about how theygot a new dog or you know,
what they had for lunch, thisis the show for you. If you
take everything literally, you take everythingseriously, like you find no humor in
anything, this is certainly not theshow for you. Go away. If
you haven't cursed out loud at leastonce after the handles on your paper grocery

(01:43:19):
bag broke, this may not bethe show for you either. Because,
by the way, I've already orderedmy own plastic grocery bags on Amazon.
You know, like as if Iwas a convenience store who needed new bags,
they're sending it. It's like twothousand bags they're sending to my house.
Of course you can't. I can'ttake it. I use them for
other things, like my wife usesthem for the babies, diapers and things
like that. I just can't takeit. And finally, if you're tired

(01:43:42):
of settling simply because the lack ofoptions on the radio, you don't have
the money to pay for satellite radio. I mean, even if you do
and you're looking for something new,I mean, I'm not promising reinvention here.
We're about having fun, talking,smack, breaking balls. It's a
world gone soft, let's be honest, very PC anymore. We are insensitivity
training for a politically correct one.I know they've said that in some of

(01:44:03):
the announcements about the show coming onhere, and you'll find out over time
exactly what that means. This isthe Woody Show, so welcome, and
let this serve notice to the restof the radio stations that ninety eighty seven
is back on the map and we'recoming for you. Welcome to the Woody
Show. How's that? How's thatfor a what's up, beautiful Buila wouldn't

(01:44:36):
approve the show. Just another reminder. We got a chance for you to
win your way into the Woody ShowFiesta happening on Saturday. Final chance today,
that's caught up this hour at nineto fifteen, and then tomorrow your
final three chances to win your wayin. And this is a nice segue,
man, because talk about turn Up, talk about Man, it's gonna

(01:44:59):
be a big party, and there'sa have to talk about with our good
friend. He is the pride ofHe is a senior vice president and managing
partner of Club turn Up Ladies andGentlemen, el president a d J.
Tim Mark first of all turned downfor what. First of all, Hello

(01:45:20):
Tim, Hello, nice to seeyou. Greg. As soon as said
Tim, Mountain complimented Tim, hesaid, hey, I like your top.
Well then, which is just ahoodie basically, yeah, I think

(01:45:41):
you called it top Greg, Iheard. But then but then Rady said,
it's nice to see you and notan iHeart gear and not in company
gear. What does that mean?It just means that sound we see what.
I'm a company guy. He isin the marketing and promotion, get
it. So he's got obviously awalking closets. That makes a lot more

(01:46:04):
sense for him to be wearing thatstuff than it does for managers of a
baseball team to be in uniform wearingbelts. Yeah, he's not wrong,
So a lot to talk about withthem. Tim. Of course, we're
gonna go up into club here foryour throwback Thursday dub. But it's a
double dose of Tim this week.Yeah. So not only do we have

(01:46:27):
that's a triple, it's a triple. It's a minaja tim y, Yeah
it is. Because Okay, sotoday for up in the clurb, Yes,
and then we've got tomorrow a specialWood You Show Fiesta edition of the
Friday Turn On. DJ. TimMartinez is gonna dust off the wheels of

(01:46:48):
steel out of retirement. He isgonna dust off the old Technique's turntables.
Yes I am, and he's gonnado a special Friday Turn Up mix for
us. That'll be tomorrow right atten am to start the morning music marathon.
And then of course the triple doseof Tim will be on actual Saturday

(01:47:09):
itself for the Fiesta, which,dude, I know, I think you
and I have got to be thetwo most excited people. That's saying a
lot because there seems to be abit of an energy or exciting around here.
There's a buzz around town. I'llbe getting a lot of requests for
tickets, yeah, yeah, moremore so than usual. There's always some
requests for the for the parties andstuff. Yeah. But yeah, I'm
going on h k t l Atomorrow. I'll be talking about it with

(01:47:31):
with Sam Rubin love it yeah,which is also funny. Yeah. I'm
also going to be bringing up ourGeorge Gascon billboard. Yeah, just because
the company was like so like weirdabout how hard that fight was. Yeah,
so now I'm gonna put it ontelevision as you should. You should.
But yeah, I'm bringing the mariachiband sol Quinto Soul. Yes,

(01:47:54):
I said it right, correct,you did Quinto Soul. Yeah, I'm
gonna phonetically spell it for you,Kinto Kinto Yeah, I got it.
Yeah. Yeah, that's trying tomake sure. Yeah, but they're they're
coming in tomorrow, so they'll behere on the air with us like later
in the show and definitely by thistime. But then we're gonna bring up
the k t l A and thepoor people in k t l A like

(01:48:15):
They're like, well, what whatwhat? What? What? What?
What what do you? What dowe need to do? And I'm like
just just some yeah, like justset me up. I'll roll us through
everything if you tell me when weneed to wrap it up, and we'll
be good. This is a bigdeal Man, ten year anniversary, we
got Cypress Hill Rip. Like Imentioned, we have another chance to get

(01:48:36):
you on the guest Let's coat ofthis hour at nine fifty. Well I'll
start today. It's a it's adose number one, Tim, because we
just can't get enough of you,Tim. I love that you and your
top, which, by the way, wait, can we talk about the
matching shoes though? I mean yeah, because of this radio. Let me

(01:49:01):
describe like you would think there issome like elaborate top. It's it's like
a creamy white it's all. Wouldyou call it a French vanilla? Greg,
Yeah, yeah, kind of aFrench vanilla. It's a French wait
kind of cott and I guess yeah. See Now, if I wore that,
it looked like a movie screen,like if I wore something in my
size that color. That's why Igotta go darker man, the marshmallow Man

(01:49:26):
screen. I can I also ask, sorry, just selfishly, what time
do I have to come to workon Friday? Uh? What do you
mean do you have to come towork on Friday? No? I mean
I'm doing the MiG. I justwant to know, like the time,
what time am I doing? Howmuch do you need? Ten o'clock?
I am let's do it? Soexcited? Yeah, all right, yeah,
I'll be here. Well, goodthrow out Thursday. No particular theme,

(01:49:50):
it's a it's a it's play ischoice. Yeah. Today? So
DJ Tim Martinez back in the day, an actual club DJ. So he's
spinning all this stuff. Maybe herea little something like this in the mix
tomorrow for a special fiesta Friday.Turn up? What will be going up
the club with? Nineteen ninety fiveand I think the year of my high
school graduation, Oh ninety five.That was a good year. So this

(01:50:12):
is young Woody rolling in his vehiclebumping this. Yeah in my Eagle premiere.
Really sweet? What is an EaglePremiere? I had a nineteen eighty
nine Eagle Premiere. This thing waslike a bucket, dude, I've never
even heard that there was a reasonwhy he had had a bench seat in

(01:50:33):
the front. Okay, like alike like a velvety kind of material.
But is it was it like ceilingwas falling down. The ceiling was dipping
down to the adhesive like let go, and so it was you Field on
your head. I'm looking at you. I gotta see this league. Yeah
yeah, what color was? Itwas white? That's what young Woody could

(01:50:54):
afford. Yeah, Young Woody isbroke. So six people could fit in
this vehicle? Well three yeah,six? Yeah? Yeah, if he
did it like if he did itlike that seventy show style? Was it
like a Dodge dart it you knowwhat? It looked like it could have
been made by Dodge to Chrystler,right, I think so. I think
they're big man. Yeah, thatthing. But I was just happy not

(01:51:15):
to be taking the bus anymore.It looks like it should be white with
a bar code and it's like aGenerican just as car. Yeah yeah car.
Okay, So back to ninety Igot distracted. Yeah we digress.
No way to kick off the weekend? Right, yeah, nagic tim Yeah,
nineteen ninety five Montel Jordan, thisis how we do it the wood

(01:51:40):
showday. Well, that's how wedo up at the Clark. Yeah,
you'll see how Tim does for theFriday turn up, you'll see how he
does it, and then you'll seehow it's done on Saturday for the show

(01:52:00):
Fiesta. Yes, I can't waitto see what top you're in. Do
you have any top player? Webuilt it up, dude, you better
come strong. I mean I haven'teven thought about what I'm gonna wear.
You better think Tim is the top. Wait what do you do? I
mean, have you picked out yourfit? My? What you're what I'm

(01:52:20):
wearing? Say double X that's whatthat's what the cool kid? I know,
I didn't pick up on it atfirst. It's got much what I'm
wearing every day. Fit check.Yeah, it's probably gonna be like some
kind of black We all get onsocial like Saturday afternoon before we head out

(01:52:42):
and do like a check on social. So wait yeah yeah yeah save that
for kiss. I feel like everytime I see like any kind of there's
like some kind of kiss thing goingon. It's like before before we go
to their investment, like the stationis paid for, they get to like
make up and hear, just doa fit check. Ey show join fun,

(01:53:05):
it's love, it's family, It'sthe show. Naked to Be Beautiful,
the witty show. All right,welcome back everybody here Thursday morning.
Ravey has got our updates and thelatest in the world of nerds. They're
now report coming up here in justa couple of minutes, along with the
birthdays of course, what everybody's waitingfor the porno birthday? Every time we

(01:53:25):
try to get rid of that thing, please bring you back? Yeah right,
and the kiss this up? Whathappened to the porno birthdays? Loving
it? I think it's the thirdtime we brought this segment back, just
the last time five or six years. We keep trying anyway, so we'll
have that in just a few minutes. A couple of woodies show fun facts
for you. Twenty seven percent ofwomen feel younger when they have blonde hair.

(01:53:46):
Okay, feel younger? Yeah?Do you feel younger because your natural
hair color is not blonde? Us? It's not it was when I was
a kid. I don't know thatI feel younger, but I know that
a lot of women when they startgoing ray dye their hair blonde, so
the roots don't really show as much, So that could be why it makes
Yeah, the average time you'll ownyour car ten years. Wow, yeah

(01:54:10):
right, I don't think I've everowned one for ten years. I've never
owned a car for ten years.Well, because I jumped on the leasing
thing years ago. Flee yeah.Yeah, and then I even got impatient
with the least because the lease,I'm like three years, and then it
was like the two year payment waseven too. So now it's like I
just uh, I just buy,and then I get rid of whenever I

(01:54:31):
want, Like when I see likesomething, I was like, ooh,
I should be a leaser because everycar I buy, I get bored of
within about a year. I'm like, I'm getting a new one, and
it just forces you to hold onto it. Dumb. Yeah, I've
got more clothes than our cars thatI had clothes. Yeah, stupid.
Well, I mean that's what happenswhen you started, like getting a new
car just because there used to bea scratch in a place that got repaired.

(01:54:54):
Yeah, I know who would dothat? You could see the difference.
What moron would do that? Whatmore? You can't see. It's
like I know it's there, butI know, yeah, what more on
would buy a new car because hiswas dirty. Forty percent of us would
end a relationship because we didn't getalong with their dog, their dog.
Yeah, it's aggressive. Yeah,that annoying? Is that like a would

(01:55:17):
that be like a requirement if you'regoing to live together? I think it
would. Yeah, But don't youthink like over time, like the dog
would just get used to where thepet would just get used to this person
being around. Yeah, but Imean that's got to eventually subside to where
you could at least co exist,No, hope. Has there ever been
a situation where it's like you try. I'm not talking about like for like

(01:55:38):
a couple of days or a coupleof weeks. I'm talking about he gave
it like months. You moved in, right, he moved in. But
I mean sometimes the dog imprints ontheir person so strongly that anybody else comes
around, no matter how long orwho it is. Oh yeah, tell
you, by the way, isNational Pet Day? You know? Yeah?
It's pet Day? But what isthat deal? What do we gotta

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do? We gotta send pictures?Yeah, send a picture of yourself with
your dog to our social media guyeither yeah, you with your dog?
Why or animal? For what?We're launching a pet station. I believe
that's right. We have pet radio. What is it? The email and
deleted it of course, yeah,because it's a corporate email. I mean,
I sent her pictures of my cats, and she said, well,

(01:56:23):
do you have yourself in a picture. I'm like, no, I have
thousands of pictures of cats being adorable, but I'm not in there with them.
That. No, I have likea hundred of cali and one with
me in it. Okay, youhave a hundred of menas' sister. Yeah,
yeah, that's true. Dog,Yeah I had. Dude, I

(01:56:43):
have more pictures of my dog thanI do my your dog being adorable?
But are you in there with them? There's a couple like, we're doing
puppy cuddles. Nice, So whatdo you here? Look look at this
all dogs? Well you can writemy dog. Uh, you're a handful.
I do have a couple somewhere.Oh here's one, Oh god,

(01:57:06):
it's back. They'll get a puppycuddles. Puppy. Got iPhone you can
type in you know, on thesearch you type in dogs. Yeah,
and then that's what I's the numberthat shows up. Let's see dogs four
hundred and sixty five. Yeah,and four hundred nine is two thousand and
three two. But I have twodogs? Okay, yeah, But even

(01:57:30):
still I have nine hundred and fortyone of cats, two hundred and eight
six and twelve good cat. Ithought I had too many. Now those
are random dogs. Those well.Also when I when I typed in dog
by the way, uh see,it just went away. I went to
show this, uh to you guys. I thought this was funny meme.

(01:57:51):
It says life is like a corndog bitches only one your wiener if you
got bread, Hilaire, I loveit. I thought that was funny.
Good spring break t shirt for you. Indeed, Also I considered for a
moment getting one of those Costco hotdog It was a hat says I got

(01:58:14):
that dog in me. Oh yeah, official Costco hot dog. No they're
not. They're not official. Butit's it's it's it's the it's the picture
from the menu in the Costco foodcourt where it's the picture of the dollar
fifty hot dog with the with thedrink. Yeah, and it says I
got that dog in me. Ithought about it for a minute, like
I'm never gonna wear this. Igot some options for you. Okay,

(01:58:35):
it's a bad day to be ahot dog in the Costco font which obviously
yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,and Glizzy Gobbler also no costco. Man
let's tell about a Glizzy Bee.Dude. We talked about Glizzy on the
show many times. Lizzie remind meweek as well, and the word Glizzie

(01:58:57):
started popping off like crazy dumb peopleused it constantly. I remember that we
remember. Really good news is Ithink it's now been so long that I
think Glizzye isn't cool anymore. Manu, Yeah, luckily you just you sailed
right. Remember you know, youknow what I feel. And I realized
that I'm actually doing. I feellike I've got this system going because I

(01:59:18):
hear myself, I'll go, don'tneed that, Like I'll hear something and
go never need to know that again. And I like Sea Bass with those
corporate emails where it's about like thenew dog stage said, corporate email and
just automatically delete, like I'll hearsomething or somebody will be telling me something,
and I got like three or fourthings going on at the same time,

(01:59:38):
and ago don't need that. It'slike a mental delete button. That's
smart. I like it. Well, that was I found myself saying it
like out loud of married with childrendelete you remember married with children I do
remember that. That was an episodewhere they went I think it was like
on Family Feud or some game showor something like that. And then they
found out that Kelly she could memorizea ton of stuff, but she would

(02:00:00):
always have to forget something, beable to make a room, yeah,
make room for it. Yeah.And then it got to that one question
where she deleted it mind, andthen they lost the game. It's like
when you only had you know,so much from before, you could like
put stuff in the cloud, youknow what I mean, you only had
so much storage on your phone.You're like, well, I can go
get rid of some of these picturesor some of this some of this music

(02:00:20):
or whatever it was. Now there'sone cat picks yeah, exactly, endless.
Get you get like two terabytes,man, you'll be there for years.
Going back to that the dog thingreal quick, Can I submit the
photo of me in my night dresswith my two dogs? Take that?
I insist to it. Yeah.Today, April eleventh, Today is also

(02:00:42):
National Cheese fond Day. It's notfondue, it's it's a National poutine Day.
Okay, National clean up your pantraDay? Rave, Oh I should
I guess inspire stuff in there.And since today it's a Thursday, it's
a throwback Thursday. It's National eightTape Day. I remember my grandma had

(02:01:02):
eight tracks. I thought it wascool because like that time it was it
was all cassettes. We kind ofmoved on from vinyl. It was in
that that that time between vinyl andCDs, right, I thought it was
super cool with eight tracks. Howyou just push a button and went to
the next track. Yeah, likethere was no like fast forwarding, stopping
seeing it was rewinding, stopping seeingwhere it was. It was not that
just a good jump right to thetrack. Yeah, that was pretty cool.

(02:01:27):
He show presents with Raby all right, raight mm hmm. What is
happening in the world of Nerves CinemaCon, That's what's happening. It's in Vegas,
which is why you've been seeing abunch of trailers. And at the
Warner Brothers presentation, they did putout the first trailer for Joker falle A
You And as we've talked about,it is a jukebox musical in the vein

(02:01:49):
of Mulin Rouge Mama Mia that memorybecause I know that trailer had a lot
of music in it, but isit really the movie movie, is it?
Yeah? Yes, see. Now, I think unlike those recent trailers
for full on musicals like Wanka,Color Purple, Mean Girls, you had
no idea that it was going tobe that via the trailer. You didn't

(02:02:12):
know and so a lot of peoplewere surprised. So I think Joker Too
has the right vibe about what themusic music or what the movie actually is.
Okay, there they play what theworld needs now is love through the
whole thing, and so it feelshella dark. It feels like Joker Too,
but it also has like a showmanshipvibe to it, So I think

(02:02:34):
it's really being honest about what itis. And I thought the comments on
YouTube were going to be brutal,and unless Warner's deleting negative stuff, they
all seemed pretty good. Yeah.I didn't like the First Joker. I'm
probably optimistic. Uh yeah, I'mvery optimistic. I mean, the First
Joker is incredible, but I onlysaw it once. I only saw that

(02:02:55):
one time in the theater because I'mlike, once is enough for this.
This is really good, but holycrash. By the way, Greg,
I did watch that Wonka on theplane because I made it thirteen hours you
want to walk the challenge as well? How much did? I didn't hate
it really, woy, That's whatI've been saying. It's what Sam has

(02:03:16):
been saying. But do you understandwhy I only made it like forty second?
But you have to. Once Ifigured out, oh, this is
a kid's movie, don't take ittoo seriously, it was okay, this
is nice. Well that's what Iasked, I whose audience is this?
It's for Laura. Yeah. Iwatched twenty minutes of it, and then
I watched Poor Things YEP, andI was like, oh, the like
the style is kind of like thesame. I could edit these movies together

(02:03:41):
a little. No, you couldnot, good it's your movie. You
were shouting out menace with the oneabout the writer. Oh I watched that
plane in American fiction. I reallyliked it. Yeah, America fiction is
great. Really enjoy. That's whatmedicine is saying. I was playing watching
Two Comes out October fourth, thestupid hold though. I've been looking at
the reviews for Fallout on Amazon Prime, which debuts today. Variety says,

(02:04:05):
bizarre but insanely fun Fallouts like nothingyou've ever seen, and for that reason
alone, you won't be able toturn away ultraviolent and twistedly fun. The
Hollywood Reporter says it's a vibey videogame adaptation. Oh ign what does that
mean? It means nothing. Itsays that Prime Video now has itself an

(02:04:27):
all time great in Fallouts. It'sconfident and accomplished post apocalyptic show that proudly
wears its heritage on its sleeve,meaning it doesn't shy away from the fact
that it's come from a video game. They also say it's kind of a
compelling sci fi drama all on itsown. Ultraviolent seems to be the through
line, saying though it fits reallycomfortably with Prime Video shows like The Boys,

(02:04:50):
Gen v and Invincible. I'm ravying. For more nerd stuff, check
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(02:07:27):
Out report. We're gonna take aquick break. More Woody Shows. Next
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Just go to the woodieshow dot com, Fantastic News. Tomorrow is Friday,
End of the Week, Friday failStories, We Got the d u y
Q. Also, We're Gonna dosomething. There's a there's a new movie

(02:08:33):
coming out on Hulu. It's calledThe Greatest Hits, and basically it's a
like a time travel movie, kindof weird concept. Like this girl she
gets transported into different parts of time, like time travel through hearing these songs
that bring her back to a particulartime. And I think everybody has those
things, like you hear a songand immediately transports you back. But she's
using it not to like, youknow, get all nostalgic. She's trying

(02:08:56):
to like disrupt the space time continuum. Based on something that's happening. I
guess she knows that her boyfriend isgonna be in an accident, and she's
like struggling with like how do Iprevent that from happening? And there's anyway
if you watch the trail, thetrail is actually really interesting. Okay,
but yeah, tomorrow, what's asong that brings you back to a certain
point in time every time you hearit, I'll ask everybody in the room

(02:09:18):
for their songs, So that andanything else that we could do to get
through the morning and into the weekendas quickly as possible. It'll be happening
Friday on The Woody Show. Yeah. In the meantime, anything you got
for it, you can leave onthe after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty
four Wooding, or you can findus on social media at the Woody Show.
Yes, Raby, Menace, SeaBass, Sam anything you like to
add, No Greg Gory parting wordsof wisdom please. Yeah. Life is

(02:09:41):
hard because life is a bitch.It would be easy if it was a
slut. Wow, they're so easy. Yeah, I see what you did
there. You don't even have totry. It's like a really good like
kitchen knife, Greg, you justlike gravity. Do the work. Yeah,
it's just like gravity. I knowexactly what you mean, just like
gravity. Ya all right, thankyou very much, Greg Gory, Thank

(02:10:05):
you so much for giving the showsome of your valuable time this morning.
You know, we love it,appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it. Wewill catch you back here on Friday.
Have a great day. SMD doubleM. I quit this bitch.