The Woody Show April 16th 2024 Podcast

Redneck News, Bring Your Own Cup Day, Greg Gory Secret Shopper & More! 

Episode Transcript

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It is a dune to the graphicnature of this program. Listener discretion,
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is now in session. E Goodmorning everybody. It is Tuesday. It
is April the sixteenth, twenty twentyfour. Hello and welcome. We are
the Woody Show. I'm Woodie.That's Ravy. There's Greg Gory right there.

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Menace is here. Good morning.We got Sammy your Sea Bass,
Bort and Caroline there here in theWoody Show production department. We got our
current employee of the month, Morganis here. Also Vaughn, our video
producer. Our phones are open foryou to be part of the show this
morning at eight seven seven forty four, Woody. A's eight seven seven forty

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four, Woody. It's up witha text over to two two nine eight
seven. Well shame on them,they keep bringing it back. Maybe we
could have felt bad for them onthe first go around seven eleven's bring your
own Cup Day and all the peopletrying to go in and exploit that.
But every year Sea Bass tries toget creative and come up with something new

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to try to beat the house.I always say they were charging what a
dollar two bucks dollars ninety nine orsomething like that brand but whatever a vessel,
any slurpy worthy vessel. Yeah,but they had like some rules as
far as like how big it couldbe. It had to fit through like
you know they you know those thingsyou see at the airport, like see
if you're checking bag or your carryon bag. Sorry, it fits into
the spot. You are those thingsfor fat people at amusement parks, right,

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yeah, seeven fit front. Yeah. And every year though, I
still I see some dude rolling ina garbage garbage can into the cu As
we've heard before, like when Menacewedding, they didn't tell it was going
on, Like not everybody knows therules, following the rules, so you
can sometimes bend things. Yeah,So Seaba said, do we know if
Morgan gave it a shot? Shewas supposed to know she did, Okay,
so we'll see what. We'll seewhat Morgan came up with two for

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Bring your Own Cup Day there atseven to eleven, also brand new Redneck
News and Greg Gory was a secretshopper. Yeah, really I believe was
it Michaels He's not he's not abig fan of Michael's No, I'm really
not. But yeah, So we'llexplain more about the the Greg Gory secret
Chopper thing that's coming up, plussome of the trending news headlines Raves got
nerd out before the hour's uploads inthe world of nerds, plus the birthdays

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and the Porno Birthday. You're onthe Woody Show. You didn't get this
thing at Michael, you got itsomewhere else, the Hobby Lobby, Hobby
Lobby, Hobby Lobby show. Everybodywhat you found? Oh yeah, I
found it at the Red Shirt.Yeah, it's for wellness. It's a
it's a I was wondering where thiscame from. It's a Dorito's branded like

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self care face mask. I thoughtthat was a weed. It's a charcoal
face mask, detox exfoliating and apparentlyit smells like so it's a face mask
beauty product. Yeah, okay allthe time, but it smells like Doritos
apparently if you like Forever twenty oneat the Rest, Sure and stuff like
that. Yeah, I'm going toopen it pre warning. We're pulling on.

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See what kind of smell we get. It seems like it would make
ye dirty or as it says,detox and exfoliate your skin in fifteen minutes.
I have a question. They're allindividually wrapped. What are you doing
at Forever twenty one and hobby Lobby. Hobby Lobby is a great place to
get little knick knacks for your houseif you're trying to decorate, like like

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like little like vases, Greg,would you buy anything? I have actually
never walked into one. Yeah,but I hear case. What's the difference.
Isn't it kind of like Michael's hobbylobby stuff. Yeah, it's everything
but kind of stuff though, likeit's a much bigger variety. There are
like crafts and hobby things. Butlike he said, there's more decore.

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There's a lot of home Michael,there's actual furniture there, right, No,
it's getting it's just like lamps orwhatever. Yeah, you can get
little like tables or like stuff becauseMichaels is like art supplies everything, different
types of frames, stamps, paint, right, cute se fake flower.

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Hobby Lobby has a ton of likehome good stuff. Yeah, did you
open it up right? What isit? Smells like orange? Orange?
Yeah, doesn't smell like Dorito's.No, definitely smells slimy, very smy.
There's no way I'm putting this thingon right now. It's very wet
and heavy. It smells like orange, yeah it does. It does not
smell like I mean, it's nota bad smell. No, it smells

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good. And then oh it doessay here it does say Dorito's Nacho Cheese
for like the branding part, butit says charcoal face mask and it says
orange scented. So the only brandingpart is that it basically has Dorito's looking
triangles on there. All right,so wet, it's so west stupid.
Well, how's it supposed to workif it's not. Yes, it needs

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to hydrate your face. It doesn'twork. There's no way this thing works.
They have them, uh you know, the ones that look like panda
faces and stuff. Yeah, ohyeah, I've never done a face mask.
It's supposed to be sopping, soakingwet. Yeah, they're always that
wet, and when you put themon, they look like, oh you
in a serial killer. It's alwaysmasks, like wearing somebody else's skin.
Yeah, exactly, like the barelythe front part of like a Mexican wrestling

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mask, right, masks, Andthen you leave it on for several minutes,
ten fifty minutes, and then theexcess moisturizer. You're just rub it
in an you supposed to be withmy glasses. No, no, you
take him off him. He can'thandle his glasses the time. Oh yeah,
he's got like a Hannibal Lector vibe. It definitely looks like Hannibal Lecter

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wearing somebody else's face. I tellyou these uh these Dorito's nacho things.
It doesn't help the look. Thecoloring looks color. It almost looks like
bacon. This is fed up branding. I don't know why they would do
it. Nonsensical branding. Yeah,no moreized like like what, yeah,

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do you feel really moisturized? Ican feel it. My chakras are on
lining your target. The target demois guys who love people are at hobby
Lobby, which is just by theway. What we got. I mean,
my hands feel okay after wiping themoff with a paper down. We
tried it Hobby Lobby. The Doritos, not your charcoal face mask is cheap.

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It was ten bucks for five tendollars minutes head back. So that's
I feel guilty about giving yourself atug doctors want you to stop feeling that
way because multiple clinical studies have shownthat giving yourself a hand has multitude of
health benefits, including reduced stress levels. Sure, I blow off ful steam

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helps you sleep rave okay uh,and keeping your sexual organs in top shape.
You got it. You hate itnow, that's a workout them.
You don't use it, you loseit. Yeah. Now, for dudes,
it reduces the risk of prostate cancer. Oh wow, Yeah, because
I guess you know, you're you'reworking yourself out down there, you know,
like when you're you know, finishingflowing. Yeah, when you're when

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you're when you're flowing. Dude sicksixty nine In the news, sixty nine
percent of US adults are behind onone or more routine cancer screenings. Really,
yes, over behind on my overtwo thirds of adults skip the cancer

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screenings. Would you skip anything?And especially like when it comes to cancer
is the early detection. That's thekey. That's what killed OJ. You
know, the biggest reason people areskipping screenings for cancer is they just didn't
know they needed to be screened.Well, if you're going to your doctor
for like a regular annual checklout's startwith where you're skipping. It's either terrible
doctor or you're not paying attention,or you're not even going to that right

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right, you probably that's the mostlikely thing going Yeah, more than a
third are behind on screenings because theydon't have a family history of the disease,
and thirty three percent skip them becausethey're not having any symptoms. Again,
that's not don't wait for symptoms.You don't wait for symptoms like you
don't you know, even if youdon't have a family history, like the

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doctors will tell you at certain ages, you go in for certain screenings.
Now, some people get even crazyliterally like the full body MRI, which
you know your insurance won't cover.I forget what they call it, like
rich Man's something anyway, So youhave these like wealthy people who will go
in and do like a head totoe MRI, which they say, don't
do that. And the reason theysay don't do that is because something will

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show up. And the thing iswhen a doctor sees something on something like
that, they have to look intoit, and the majority of the time
there'll be other signs of a cancerif it's a bad like cancer. A
lot of this stuff is benign thatwill show up like an MRI. But
because it shows up, they haveto look into it, and so you're
spending a bunch of time and moneyand everything else on useless stuff. Tells
me, if you get that scalethough, you can afford it. Yeah.

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My question is, how's your colonoscopycoming along? Yeah? Oh mine?
Yeah, yeah, I gotta schedulethat. Okay, you've been hearing
about it for a long time.Yeah, I am scheduling it. Okay,
how about this week? Yeah,you know what, I will schedule
it this week. I'm not gonnaget done this week, but it'll take

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a month. Live broadcast, almosta third of Asian respondents say that they're
nervous about this screening exam. Andwhen you got Hispanic and Latino respondents,
they're just saying they're not able toafford the cost. But after finding out
about the benefits of early detection,seventy three percent of people are more likely
to schedule their next recommended cancer screening. So fellas just get tugging away.

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Ye well, because the prostate cancer, they say, any guy who lives
long enough will have prostate cancer.Ojay, you know that's not good.
Yea, But the early detection it'slike one of the most treatable forms yeah,
of cancer that you can get.And it's all about early detection.
Yeah, you know, not tonot to you know, not trying to

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make you paranoid. No, butget your test when it's recommended, right,
and you go for your your yearlyexam, having to do the blood
work, the blood plan. Look, I haven't had to go for the
prostate check yet. I'm not surewhat age that is. Fifty I thought
it was fifty. Is that fifty? Yeah? And then the I know,
the kolonoscopy stuff. They lowered theage on that I think to forty

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five. And then how frequent arethose every five years? It depends on
the findings. Like when I hadmine last year, every week they said
to come back in like five years. It was quite quite a bit of
time. Yeah. See, whatif I end up liking that the way
that I end up liking Novak thedentist, and you become interesting. Well,
you're not going to be awake froma fans, no, but I

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like but if it's relaxing, yeah, you'll enjoy it. When you wake
up, you'll be like, yeah, feel so clean. Yeah wow,
I mean, but the prep,the prep is clean you out does yeah
clean in the day of It's likeyou're treated like royalty. They put a
warm blanket on you. It's themost relaxing, forty five minute nap of

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your It feels like ten hours ofsleep because you were out that long.
It feels like it. It feelslike just but like it's less than an
hour, but feels I was upfor like fifteen minutes. Wow, it's
like time travel. It's so weird. Oh god, all right, yeah,
it's great. When my my momwoke up, she said, I
get what Michael Jackson loved it righteight seven seven forty four Wooding Right,

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new hour in sensitivity training for apolitically correct world. It is Tuesday morning.
It's April the sixteenth, twenty twentyfour. It's the Woody Show,
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This text over to two to nineeight seven, which just this past
weekend, Bring your Own Cup Dayseven eleven, an annual thing that Sea
Bass part takes in. He's donea number of a number of things trying
to see what he can get awaywith for free. All right, I'm
free, but bring your own CupDay Free Slurpy Day is a completely different
thing. That's on July eleven.Bring your own Cup Days. You know

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they you can bring any kind ofvessel you want as long as it,
you know, fits their their guidelines. Now I know how like Jewish people
feel, because like most people,there's so many holidays. Other people don't
know what seven eleven, there's somany slurpy there's so many cups. And
now you relate to Jews, right, I get it. Good? Hey,
you know whatever helps you become morehuman, I guess you all right,

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So that's going to be coming upthis hour. We got a brand
new redneck news for you. Whatdo you show if you own more camouflage
shirts than collared ones. We don'thear about your assol rate night news for
sure. And today his redneck newsis from Saint Joseph County, Michigan,
where the cops they tried to stopthis dude who had driven away from a

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crash. And yeah, so hewasn't about to stop for the cops either,
right that, so he led themon a chase, hitting other cars,
damaging other property along the way.Eventually, he lost control of the
car and he crashed. The copswere close behind, so they were there
to witness him get out of thecar and proceed to take off all of
his clothes out fully nude. Hellyeah, and I didn't mention anything about

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Wiener game minutes. Yeah, yeah, for sure. There should be a
little box you fill out. Yeah, how tall? How much does he
weigh? About? How big isthis fan of hilarity level? Yep?
Right fully nude. He initially compliedto the verbal commands from the deputies,
but then he hit one of theofficers in the face as soon as he

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got closer, so he was takingdown putting the cups. He took him
to the hospital for a quick checkup before hauling his ass to jail.
It with multiple charge and including drivingwith a suspended license. So it was
a good time there in Saint JosephCounty, Michigan and naked man punching a
cop of the face after leading himon a chase after hitt and run.

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It was a jerk, that's right, the worst and that is today's red
nick. Look doesn't work feeding thatother computer? Yeah see look this is

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just press the button and it's Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, still digging out
the weekend. Yeah, you havea boss that said that all the time.
Is so annoying. Digging out man, yeah, man, digging out
never got dug out though. Yeah. H r blocks software crashed on tack

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Stay Guy, prevented thousands of peoplefrom filing their returns. H and R
Block says the glitch only affected customerswho used the downloaded version of their software.
People who use their website are youknow went to an hr block office
they were still able to file,but thousands of people have issues. So
they finally resolved the issue is aroundthree forty five Eastern yesterday. Some customers

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said their card even got charged multipletimes. That sucks. After they tried
over and over again, defile hrBlock says, Ah, don't worry about
that. That money should be backand everybody's account within five business days.
Okay, dude, I don't see. You can't take the money instantly,
but you can't instantly give it back. I don't use debit card for anything

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other than they get cash from theATM. I don't use debit for anything
like it's tied directly to your account. Gone, yeah, and I know,
like, okay, well we caninvestigate it and we can then you
know, and put the money back. You'll eventually get it back. Yeah.
Yeah, But like I don't wantanything directly connected to the account for
situations like this, if it wason a credit card, like I used

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to only do debit until you wouldhe suade me. Yeah, changed,
yeah, absolutely. I used todo debit card at the gas pump,
oh for like that for that reason, yeah, and then at the grocery
store everything. Yeah, they justbusted the grocery store. The gas station
closest to my house. That Igo to all the time. First,
they had one of those yeah,where it goes over the actual one,

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so it looks it looks like everything'sfine, almost undetectable. Yeah. But
the people who really know what they'relooking for, they're like, oh,
they kind of they had a videolike, hey just spoted this today at
the you know, they gave theaddress and everything else, and then the
guy like just pulls the thing rightoff, right, They just lift off,
Yeah, and it just fits rightover like a mask, just boop
right on top of the where youput your card in. Damn, I

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like to tap it. I wonderhow many of those are inside jobs?
What's that? I wonder how manyof those are inside jobs? Oh,
it's got to be a bunch ofthem. Yeah, yeah, actually worked
there, right, I mean howmuch work is that worth? Though?
Like to get all that information andthen what are you getting? You're gonna
like, you're gonna buy some randomstuff online then get delivered it to your

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house. I don't think they're doingit. I think they just turn around.
They sell all the information that theyget to somebody else who goes through
all that, probably willing to sitthere and go through it. Yeah.
Yeah, but if you buy somethingon a stolen identity, just go to
where it's being delivered and make anarrest. Never understood that, Well,
we don't people anymore, dude,Yeah, that's true. Everybody knows that

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before we weren't arresting people. Theyreally didn't investigate right, not at all,
because they always came a time andwe're not going to do anything.
Yeah. See the thing with thedebit card I got. I got into
that issue a few times, especiallyback when I wasn't really you know,
I didn't really have much money inthat account, and so like if some

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money was tied up, that sucked. Yeah, you know, like you
were like you had like money thatwasn't supposed to be taken out. Now
you're waiting for the bank to dotheir thing, their due diligence and then
figure out how to get it backto you. Meanwhile you're scrambling. Yeah,
exactly right. And you know sonow if it's just the credit card,
you're not you're out no money.It will be figured out. Plus

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the credit card company themselves have thefraud thing on there. So even if
it was like a because hr Blockin this case said that all the charges
were basically processing holds. You knowthey hadn't they hadn't hit your account yet.
Yeah, basically like when you goto a hotel, Yeah, the
hold with a couple grand right,yeah, just in case you destroy the

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place and then you get it inwhat three days after that? Usually that
was always the worst. Well theyjust released the hold. But if a
credit card whatever, yeah, whocares. Yeah, you're not making a
payment on that, that's true.Yeah, so that's why, and then
of course take the points. Butwhat do you do when you don't have
a lot of money and they're like, you know, going somewhere for the
weekend and you're getting a hotel andthen they put that hold on there.

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Yeah, oh there goes my extramicrocredite kind of ruined your play. Yeah,
sit in the room, I guessall right, eight seven seven forty
four. What he is the phonenumber if you want to call and be
part of things. Sen us upwith the text over to to nine eight
seven. We're gonna come back withthe bring your own Cupday results from the
twenty twenty four edition and Morgan gotin on the action. Yes, she

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loves this kind of stuff. Good. Yeah, so Sea Bass tried whatever
he tried for this year, andhe's always trying something different. No,
he's a consumer report. You knowwhat could you use this idea next year
for yourself for some delicious what couldyou get away with? Right? That's

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good? Really, people going toseven eleven this past weekend to wheeze the
juice back for you? Yeah,wheeze that was a poly Shore thing,
like, yeah, he just actuallyjust an interview with our friend broke.
He looks awful. That was reallyIt looks like Richard Simmons looking rough.

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Dude. Yeah, we've seen himin person, but uh, the interview
is really good, just talking aboutyou know, the comedy world and you
know, you know he like momwas very influential and all right, I'm
not going to interview you know what. I rather than to say that,
man, he's not looking. Hewouldn't bang on it what you're saying.
I like, I haven't had thepoly Shore comedy albums back in the day.

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Oh okay, nice, but thatconsaists to us. What's that?
What was his? Like? Whatwas his? He had some songs like
Lisa Lese what have you listened to? The only crust to dude with the
map on top? Fully tweaked.I'll never stop, try to stop trying
to weeze the nugs coast the coast. The girls with the cones are the

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ones that did the most. Ohyeah, I knew would come back to
me if you listened to the interview, you know his his if you don't
know his mom's like, yeah,huge in the comedy world on a famous
comedy club. Right, and evenhe said that she said to him,
I don't get it about his owncomedy. Yeah, well you got to
run there for a minute with youknow, MTV to movies. It wasn't

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for her, yeah, you know, it was for what And how old
were you at the time, Ohyeah, fifteen, yeah, twelve,
thirteen, Yeah it was a bigfourteen. Yeah. The movies are great,
yeah about great, But they werefor you know, at the time
they were they were funded. Noman need to enjoy that at the time,
I said at the time. Yeah, I can't look back and go,
wow, that's really be on theA list up there with like you

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know, gone with the wind.Yeah right, thank you. All right.
So this past weekend it was bringyour own Cup Day at seven eleven
Sea Bass has been going for yearstrying to see what he can get away
with with their regulations, which they'vechanged over the years, because at one
point you were going in there withlike the first couple of years later is
when I actually started with the show, and it was a little lucier.

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You see your people come in withthese just giant canoes and I even even
you know, garbage bags and right, all kinds of things. But now
a lot of places even have alittle cardboard standy with a ten inch hole
in it and says, whatever cupyou have to this hole, and it
can't be a certain length, right, They don't really, I mean they
say fit through upright through this holeessentially, so tepically. If you had
a long eight inch s gutter withthat had liddle the holes plugged, that

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might work. But it's you know, watertight clean. But even their advertisements
said this is a cup and itwas a picture of a cowboy hat.
So they encourage creativity, fun quality, yeah and so forth. Yeah.
So Sea Bass have been doing thisfor years and this is your first time,
right Morgan, Yeah, it was. Well, I was supposed to
last year and I forgot ioticipate Field. She would have not been Employee of

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the Month. No, forgetting anassignment. So it's been on my calendar
for a year now. So thisyear what I did is I piggybacked on
the what what do you show diaperDay, which we did a couple of
months adult diaper, which is whatdesigned to what hold? Yeah that's right
and it instantly fits in less thanten inches around. Uh now, So
the idea was I played dumb though. I walked in and I asked about

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the cup day, and then Ithought, oh, you know what,
I don't have a cup of Igot a diaper on. Yeah, thank
god. Nice. Let's see you'rewearing it right? Oh yeah, well
not like I was. It waslightly stuffed in my pants, so that
can pull it out out right?The love that let's find out. There's
let's bring your own cup day.You should bring your cup and set it

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up and there I charge you forone eddy night. Okay, I got
have to see that cup you bringin. Oh, bring your cup.
I forget a coup you can getlunched up night. I do have something
that does hold liquids, adult diapersthat I wear. Let's put in here.

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Yeah human being a monkey? Nice? Are you a monkey? Yeah?
That was that a left field likeokay, monkey, all right,
that's by the way, that's notthe reaction I was expecting. Neither.
No no, no, no,no, no, no no no.
Well the woman you heard the womanlaughed and the guys like, yeah,
monkey, what are you monkey?Wow? Well you rude. Maybe he's

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just he's not used to us inthe adult diaper worlds. Sure, so
maybe I can kind of I cantalk him into it here a little negotiation.
But it's not, I promise you, because you could see it's not
any stains on it. Why notI saw on the online. I said,
as long as it's water tight,and this is definitely it's not.
It's not. That's not you.Look at the rules. I'll put the

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rules of you have to leave.You said, wants some slurper. I'll
show you a sample, put alittle bit in. Just yes, yes
you can. I'll give you thetwo dollars right about three off. Just
a picture for that. He's like, photograph you evidence the corporate get you

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banned from? Yeah? Free.Well he went from being like a silly
goose once I took a step towardsthe machine and like, yeah, because
otherwise the sevens are looking I loveseven eleven. I have a ton of
points. They're not so clean.You're quite loyal. I mean, did
you did they try to physically blockyou? Oh? They were, both

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of them step in front of me. Yeah. But I'm not like saying,
I'm gonna rub my diaper on thenozzle right any other cop it's gonna
be underneath. I'm gonna Yeah,they don't stand there and watch if they
want to. But again, sohe's he He's like, hey, quick
to the other, to the woman, take a photo of this guy.
And I'm like, I'm happy tofrom a photo. There's no proof in

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me. I promise you can seeit's clear. We don't need a proof.
My name is Mike Caplane eleven.I won't let you do it a
little bit. I don't care ifyour names Mike Kaplan or or what your
seven eleven, I won't let youdo it. Oh the CEO of seven
eleven, Yeah, would give itin the weird Okay. So now I'm

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like capital is crazy. Well,he's the little nuts on the weekend white
guy. Yeah, diapers, Imean he has access to the loud diapers.
I kind of Number one, he'sa senior citizen, elderly person.
Also because he prays on young youngbarely legal gay man but legal but no
one, no one's playing illegality.No. All right, So at this

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point I'm still trying to like,man, you guys, if you're not
getting this is a diaper. Itcan hold legume. But they're like,
we're gonna call the cops if youwant to put the clubs for you.
But that's not an emergency. That'swhat emergency is for for kids. What's
kids? You take from your parentand you want to use that dirty and
that it's not dirty, it's notdirty? All right, much? No,

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look I told you it's clean.You're nasty? Get the having Yeah,
they were all nice. He reallydoes not like my camp onon think
nasty? Yeah? What zero atthe one hundred rules? Thinking about the
children? Well that okay, that'sthe woman especially is going on this kids
and I didn't quite get what she'ssaying, so I kind of I got

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her to explain, what think ofthe children? What does that mean?
Stupid? As I'm sorry, sure, yes you're stupid. I'll just have
a medical condition, all right,Well think, Well, that's the point
is that you get to be creativeand use different things, not being created
because like on the website, tookthat of your parents and you're gonna touch
your stuff, and that's I willput it on the I will put it

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below. I'll put it below.You have to go the police for that.
Stupid. That's not police worthy.You guys don't know what that's this.
That's nasty. I'm not gonna touchany Well, you're gonna have the
kids touch that after you got outof your but I'm not gonna put it.
I'm gonna put it below. I'mnot gonna touch it. He's stupid
doing well, thank you for talkingto me. I'm sorry. Well,

(28:51):
that's not nice to my mom.Dude, the beginning of that clip on
how nice they Well, I tellyou, this went downhill very When you
do this kind of thing, Imight you know normally I do four or
five of these to find somebody interestingevery once in a while. That was
the first and only one I didthis year. That's every once in a

(29:11):
while, just like, oh thankyou. I like how they're under the
impression that everybody who does touch thenozzle their hands are pristine. Right.
Oh yeah. This is the thingthat people do, is they they put
up these like victim groups to likesay, the children at no point,
like Macary is saying, no pointis the diaper touching the nozzle. And
also the diaper is not even forchildren, it's an adult diaper exactly.

(29:33):
But she's right there in the worldagain, people will think that if they
can like throw these categories of stuff, especially women and kids, like,
ok, it's nothing to do withabout the puppies. I tell you what
this Mike Kaplan guy Mike Kaplin dotcom for more of his hilariousness and everything.
Mike really right society. Yeah heis nice. Nice work seas for

(29:56):
somebody surprising, completely new to thegame. Yeah, bring your own cup
day at seven eleven Morgan tried thisout. I had a very different experience.
First of all, I just kindof walked my way in. I
didn't ask for permission. There wasno little hole to check with my cup,
was, you know, the rightsize? What did you bring?
I brought my purse because I don'tknow. Ladies, some of you have

(30:21):
been in an uber a little toodrunk. You don't want to throw up
in the uber. So we've thrownup in our purses a few times.
I am not going to throw upin someone's card rather keep it in my
purse clean it out later, wouldyou say, like pull over picked outside
of windows of cars many times withyou people. So I've had to clean

(30:45):
out a few purses, you know, in my day, and I thought,
you know, this might be agood idea fill it up. I
had a big purse too, butyeah, I did not think this through
enough. Okay, So here itis. This is Morgan going into the
seven eleven bring your own cup daywith her purse. So happy to bring

(31:06):
your own cup day. Let's bringyour own cup day? Right? Yeah,
oh that says okay, I knowthat sounds filling that thing. Uh
let's see a picture. Yeah,did you know? And that's where I
really made a big mistake. Idon't feel good about this bit at all

(31:27):
because I made a huge mess.You know that first thought you had,
didn't her nought six year old,oh my god, even own a person?
I thought that you had in lessthan a second. Yeah, So
yeah, I didn't line it withlike a trash bag anything. And then

(31:47):
I'm filling it up all the wayto the top and there's no napkins anywhere,
which I'm like, okay, I'lljust you know, hope I make
it through and of course as Iwalk up, there's like a line and
oh no, no, I justyeah, so embarrassing. But it's like,
for a good thirty seconds, Iwas fill in that face. We're
just taking man. The people thatrun the seven eleven seven eleven, Oh

(32:09):
this is great. People go onsocial and they post about it. They
got you know, we're talking aboutit. You know, but those people
in the office and if you can't, if you can't tell by the eclips
on this on this segment, theyare certainly not a sponsor, God forbid,
and nor they I think ever wouldbe. But yeah, so,
I mean, she's just just moreslurping into our purse. So sorry,

(32:39):
I couldn't find it enough kins,slippy is in my purse. It's oh
my god. Yeah. I wasin the uber last night really drunk,
and I threw up at my purseand I was like, oh my god,
I'll just bring it tomorrow for SlurpeyDay and fill it up. Oh
my goodness, thank you all good, okay, thank you, Happy slurpy
Day. Are you on holiday?Were you trying to uh insinuate to her

(33:02):
that you still had puke in yourThat's what I'm getting it. Yeah,
puke and slur slurpy. Yes,but at this point, like I'm dripping
everywhere, so that's why I'm kindof talking fast, and I just hand
her the two dollars. I'm like, I gotta leave, you know,
and then she which is what shewanted anyway, So I look at my
pants. Guys, when I leftthat store, she was very pleasant.

(33:25):
At least she went with the bluebecause like if you had gone with like
Cherry, it was shot. You'recovered. And then I had to walk
out the door. I took apicture of the slurping on my person.
I had to throw the purse inthe trash. Greg food with so much
person, I mean, we've beenseeing seabas waste slurpy for years. Remember

(33:46):
when he wore the waiters and hejust went right outside and you get frostbite.
I couldn't move my legs. Yeah. Yeah, So as a newbie,
I did not think this one throwenough. But I got to fill
my own purse. So questions tothe ladies who puke in your purse,
like, is the purse ruined mostof the time? Yes, I would

(34:06):
think it depends on how much youcare about it. Everything inside of it
is disgusting, So then why wouldn'tyou just like out the window like menace
does. I haven't personally done this. I've been with friends who have done
it, and they don't even communicate. I mean, when someone's about to
vomit like that in an uber situation, they will just grab anybody's purse it

(34:27):
might not even be there, andvomit in it. Well, it goes
back to when I puke into thesink instead of the toilet. Yeah,
you don't have that much time toroll down the window if you're gonna puke
and your purse is right there.I can see why. Yeah. Well,
my thought usually is I don't wantto get charged in uber fee sure
for throwing up on a car ina car or whatever. I guess if
I was a lady, I wouldjust not have any nice purses. I

(34:47):
just get like cheap disposable or ifyou're gonna go out and put a bar
bag in your purse, are theretwenty dollars person? Yeah? I don't
know. Yes, there are timeslike chicks are just there's more twenty dollars
than ten thousand dollars ten thousand dollarspurchases. I'm saying like I don't know
three thousand dollars, like Oprah doesn'tknow how much? Like I have no
idea. You could show me.I have no Like what do they start

(35:10):
at? Like how much can youeat? How much your hand? I
go to nineteen dollars? Yeah,you know you can get ross. But
I mean that's a good idea.How hard is it to have a barf
bag among the group in the purse? I mean, great idea, just
in case, so carry it justin case. Tampon though, Yeah right,
I know, got all the otherplan pre planning ladies, If you

(35:30):
want to a pre plan, youget the barf bag, and then also
just get those disposable flat shoes towear, because you always wear the freaking
you always wear high heel shoes.And then by then the night you're barefoot
in the streets. Gross. You'sgot a barefoot in the streets? Fuck?
Gross? Wait, so the youcan get the disposable shoes are more

(35:51):
disgusting than you being barefoot in themiddle of the street. Yes, because
if I'm going to put heels onfor the night, they're on for the
night. No, but stupid tellingyou there's only ladies at the end of
the night that. Well, they'renot, they're carrying them. I've seen
that. Yeah, I'm seeing numerouswaterproof purses on Amazon for twenty bucks.
Oh that's a disposable flat, sure, but there's still things inside. And

(36:13):
the waterproof ones are not one thatyou're taking out. That's probably like a
beach bag type of the waterproof beAre they cu on the outside? Are
they waterproof on the inside as well? Either one? Right? Yeah,
I would think so it works oneway, not necessarily because it could be
protected on the outside, right,but the inside is like a like a
like a fabric liner. Right.But then but it's not going to get
up the point? Is it justleak? Yeah? Oh yeah, I

(36:35):
was thinking about k I'm seeing destroyingthe inside of the person and stinks like
stinks like vomit. I think weshould start a new business bags. Yeah,
cute bags, vomit going up,puke, Yeah, I will.
Well, nice work, guys,bring your own cupcakes through very different experiences.
O. God, that that oneguy he's gonna have so I uh

(37:00):
so he's like, he's called thecorporate number. So I called him back,
pretending to be the CEO of seveneleven. Uh, he didn't like
that. Oh no, you calledmy district manager, use the police for
you. But that's not an emergency. It didn't matter. That's what emergency
is for for kids. What's forkids? You dig from your parand and

(37:20):
you want to do that dirty andit's not dirty. It's not leave all
right? Oh much? No,look, Jodie, it's clean. You're
nasty. Get the fuck. Don'thit me. Hey, I'm not gonna
hit you on and take your glasses. I'm gonna throw him on the ground.
This welcome back, everybody. Acouple of things going on in the

(37:45):
news. Hannah goutieras Reid, whowas the armorer on the said that movie
Rust with Alec Baldwin sentenced to eighteenmonths in prison yesterday, okay for the
death of the cinematographers, so thatthat's the maximum she could have. The
judge said that Hannah showed no remorse. Also, by the way, to
not help her case at all,she allegedly called the jurors who convicted her

(38:06):
idiots and a holes, and shealso said the judge was paid off.
Wow. Yeah, people who holdyour life in their hands. Yeah.
I thought she was really toned downand they dulled her up and everything,
and they had she looked the partyand they had like these like phone calls
from when she was in jail,and they said like just no remorse whatsoever.

(38:27):
Really. Yeah, so that didn'tthat didn't play well for her.
So he was saying she was stilltrash. Yeah, right, smart tactic.
Caitlyn Clark was in fact chosen firstby the Indiana Fever and the w
NBA Draft USA today. I thinkput it best. He said, the
w n B A better not blowthis. They need to capitalize on the
interest that she has generated. Arealready sold out. I have a feeling

(38:49):
I feel they're gone. Yeah,they got to you got to put more
up there. But yeah, Isaw, like, so her rookie deal,
it's a four year deal and soin twenty twenty four she'll make seventy
six thousand dollars. That's why peoplewere debating whether or not she was going
to go back to Iowa because shewas eligible for a fifth COVID year and

(39:12):
some people thought she was gonna goback because of the mill deals. Yeah,
and ice Cube offered her five million. Yeah. I think she's ever
even talked about that. Actually,uh, they asked her about it.
But it was during the the Ididn't want to talk about about it.
Yeah, I saw that. What'shis basketball league? The Big Three?
Yeah, take the five million.I don't think she's going to be doing

(39:34):
it, although, like, dude, she's gonna be making plenty of money
just the endorsements alone that she'll make. Like I was watching the w NBA
draft, as I'm sure you allwere, and so she's picked, yeah,
first, and then Cameron Brink forout of Stanford take Sparks. And
then so she was holding her feverhat and she walked backstage and she put

(39:55):
it on Jake from State Farm.Oh, because I'm like, who is
that guy? Oh, that's Jacob. And then ESPN went to commercial and
it was a State Farm commercial featuringher. Oh already know what they're doing.
Yeah, so that's gonna be abig money deal plus all the other
things that she'll do. Soir wNBA contract sucks, but she's she's gonna

(40:16):
have moneys on monies on monies now, Rayby, I'll be honest, I
did not watch the draft itself,but I did see clips from you know,
when they called her name and allthis stuff is on social media and
when the when the clip first started, because I wasn't looking at the at
the caption or anything. I'm like, who is this? She looks completely
different. I know, like peoplewhen they're all dolled up, but like
she looks better when she's just onthe court. Yeah. Like it's weird

(40:39):
when you take like someone like thatand then you you doll them up and
it's like, whoa, geez,you look better, Like she looks a
little awkward. Yeah, how you'reused to seeing her? Yeah, I
think Greg said she looked like abird, but that was great. But
I don't think she had a particularlyflattering outfit on either. Yeah, I
thought it was weird. So itwas like such a depart sure, because

(41:00):
I think I've only seen her likewhen she's playing and stuff. But I
wouldn't have been I wouldn't have pickedher out of a lineup. I'm terrible
that stuff. Though admittedly I'll seesomebody, who the hell is that?
Yeah, oh that's so and so. Oh yeah really and it's like a
big bird. He's our miscile.Now. Well, today is the day

(41:28):
that O. J. Simpson willbe cremated. His family did turn down
the request to have his brain studyfor CTE research. Is that why you're
in such a bad moods? Iknow, y a note, why I'm
celebrating. You have to make itto the ceremony, my pops already.
Meanwhile, what would you pay fora ninety three Ford Bronco, oh the

(41:54):
Bronco? Because the owners of thatwhite Bronco, J's White Bronco, they're
looking to sell and they one atleast one point five million dollars and they've
had offers in the past up toseven hundred and fifty thousand. But what
did they pay for it? Idon't know. That's a good question.
They had said, let's find out. They had said in a previous interview

(42:14):
that they were waiting because they wereasked about selling it, and so before
OJ's death and everything, and theyhad said previously that they were going to
wait till the thirtieth anniversary, ohof the Chase, which here we are,
and then OJ dies on top ofthat, so now it's like interest
is super peaked, so they theycould I don't don't know if they're gonna

(42:35):
get a one point five million,but they'll probably get a million, I
would think for the for the Broncosand have that think that would be something
we talk about, like stuff thatyou can buy, which you wouldn't really
have to explain to people. That'strue. He's going to go, what's
the Brian go ojays? What youwant to say? Hey, so do
you remember you don't have to setthe whole thing up all exactly what it

(42:58):
was. I don't think they hada lot of money for it. I
saw an interview with the people thatgot it, and they were just like
keeping it in a random garage andthen they let the interview take it out
on a crime musing in them apparently. I think they tried selling it on
pond Stars, yes, and couldn'tcome up with the deal. Turned down
a five hundred grand offer okay onpond Stars. Apparently bought it for like

(43:21):
two hundred Oh okay, wow tohelp out al callings. I mean,
either way they're gonna get they're goingto break it in. Yeah, for
sure, it's a good return.I watched a very satisfying video yesterday Greg
on Instagram, these car detailing guys. Oh yes, yeah, they got
called by you know, some personthat had like this old Corvette with fifteen

(43:43):
hundred original miles on it. Ohmy damn. And it had been in
this garage and that's it for fortyplus years. Wow, just covering dirt
and everything else, but the insidewas pristine. Back they had some mouse
turns in there, yeah, butlike it's just what they were able to
do to get this car. Yeah. Then so they were getting all cleaned

(44:04):
up. They're going to send itoff to a mechanic, yeah, to
do all that part of it.Yeah, but like the way it looked,
it looked awesome, but it wasso satisfying, right. I really
love all that like detailing stuff.It's so fun. I like it when
they use that. They use likea farra gun on the carpet. Yeah,
everything bounces up and down and thenthe vacuum yeah yeah, so cool.
Yeah, that's cool. That's reallysad. It's smart. I've never

(44:24):
thought of doing that. And thenthey use goop like slime or whatever to
get in the crevices for all thedust. So they can do that.
But they also have those brushes withlike the almost like a like old timing
barber that was doing like the hotlather shave. They have like the brush
of foam. They're just doing thaton the on the leather on the dash
and on the steering wheel getting intoall the Oh who else is corny?

(44:45):
Right? Yeah, so awesome,so great, I love it. Speaking
of car stuff, Tesla has announcedthat they are laying off more than ten
percent of their global workforce, whichis about fourteen thousand employees. The employees
were told by Elon through an internalemail. They said they need to cut
costs and reduce roll duplication because ofthe quote cooling demand for electric vehicles.

(45:07):
Also like we got robots now,so every stock has taking a dump.
Yeah, so they're laying off fourteenthousand people. That sucks. Yeah.
Phones through open eight seven seven fortyfour Wooding. You can then hit us
up with the text over to twoto nine eight seven. So we had
a secret shopper, Greg Gory.Wow, now you went to what how

(45:30):
many places? Just one? Iwent to Michaels and I have two Michaels
in my neighborhood. I went tothe less desirable one the hood one.
Yeah, to Greg, is allof them. And I'm not good at
being a secret shopper because within Iwould say five minutes, they were kind
of following me around because I wastaking pictures with everything, and I think
I'm not very good at being secretive. Well, the reason he shows Michaels

(45:52):
is because Greg has had I frequentedthere in the past to get paints,
and Michaels serves a per We canget into this later. They definitely serve
a purpose. It's not one ofthose things that is just tacky crap,
like there's a reason to go there. Okay, there's a reason to go
there. But the filler the nonessential, like, oh I need this

(46:15):
for painting. I need that forwhether you're into it or not, crocheting
or knitting, but you don't needa fourth of July wreath with eight hundred
phrases on it, phony flowers.And I'm a wreath fan and I'm a
wreath He's taste shaving basic bitches essentially. Yeah, and I can't wait to
share one thing that I was shockedto witness. Okay, so that's Puerie

(46:38):
for the straight woman. Yeah.There was an idea that came up in
one of our meetings and said,you know, because Greg's talked about this
Michael's thing before, like buys thiscrap right, Oh yeah, exactly to
send Greg in and find some reallyprime examples of who buys this crap.
So Greg Gory's secret shopper, andit's the most time I've ever spent inside

(47:00):
of Michael's. And I got tosee people browsing this stuff, picking it
up, looking at prices and consideringthese people. Yeah, well we're gonna
learn who are these people? Whatare you doing? That's next on The
Woody Show. Phones eight seven sevenforty four Woodie for you to call in
anytime to be part of the show, or you can text us over to
to nine eight seven. Will beright back up next on The Woody Show.

(47:27):
Hello to the Woody Show. ChrisBarnell here with a video message.
Hi, I'm Greg Gory. Ilove respect and I'm quite jealous of Sea
Bass. Lease spend the weekend inSanta Barbara. I have a wide selection
of cabernets to choose from. Yeah, the Woody Show. Yeah, so
we sent that guy, yeah,Greg Gory out to in this particular case,

(47:52):
Michael Michaels the Arts and craft store. Yeah. Not not Greg's favorite
place. It's not. I've beenthere many times to get paint, paint
brushes and random stuff like that.Oh yeah you're a painter now, Yeah,
I forgot Yeah, I made oneentire paint So is that is that
going to your go to place forthe paints? Probably because I think there

(48:13):
are probably like even better stores forwhat you'll be. I'm sure there are.
If my daughter wants to paint something, i'd take her to Michael's.
Yeah, and I'm sure there's somemany choices. There's one not far from
where I live, so I'll justrun in, grab what I need and
go out. I actually spent sometime at a Michael's to look at the
people, look, look, dosome browsing, and like I said,

(48:35):
they have paints, craft stuff,yarn stickers because you're bone to pick with
them. Is all this other crap. It's all the other crap. They
serve a purpose. And I assumeif you're a teacher, you're doing a
project, it's a great place togo, or if you're mean you want
to paint, it's a great placeto go. But other than the useful,
let's call it arts and hobby andcraft stuff, Michaels I realize falls

(48:55):
into basically three categories utterly cheap lookingnot inexpensive, indoor decor utterly over the
top and tacky outdoor decor and stuffwith words. Yeah, they had a
little nook, they had a barnook, and they had they had a
made out of I guess would itjust said Martini, Yeah, this is

(49:21):
Martini's. What is it about straightwomen that said, you know what,
I need a sign signs of athing I drank? And I think that's
and that's like art or interesting ordecor. Somehow it is a phenomenon that
I can't wrap my brain around.So when I walked into this particular Michaels
that I went to, I havetwo and this was the more ghetto one.

(49:42):
The first stop I wanted to makewas and I was going to call
it the fake plant section. Thatwould be incorrect. I would call it
the fake flower section. Okay,are so bad and they're so tacky,
And I thought, okay, nobodybuys this stuff. It's just filler.
What did I see the nanosecond?I get there? Somebody browsing in the
fake flowers without the fake flowers,and what do you have your own packet?

(50:05):
There? What is she wearing?I guess what she considers fancy When
women cut out the shoulder of atop and she has it emblazoned with some
sort of diamondy looking strap and it'sa lovely top and then leggings with some
sort of fluorescent blue. She lookslike she could be a dance intructor slowey
dance moms or something and like badhigh lighty sort of blonde streaks. Right,
So this is it does look likea mom who is probably part of

(50:28):
like her daughter's, you know,dance class dance moms. Exactly. These
aren't even I wouln't even call theseflowers the long feathers. It's kind of
like a feather And I was thinking, I'm going to pick out the ugliest
one I can find, and Ithought, oh crap, somebody's already looking
at it, and I thought,she's not gonna buy them. She bought
a handful of bunches. And ifyou flip the page, you'll see that
was my example of what I consideredto be the ugliest feathery flower thing.

(50:53):
Yeah, it was one stem fourteenninety nine of these. And what do
you do with that? You takeit to your house, put it in
a vaz somewhere in a corner.Yeah, I mean, because this is
like a cream color, there areactually ones that are popular that look that
are very beige color. You canput a bunch of different beige colored kind

(51:14):
of flowers and feathers all in avase. And I've seen it at people's
houses and that's pretty cute. That'sroom is caving up. Yeah, attention,
boring housewives. You have someone onyour side. It would collect us
within three days. I thought ofone use for these things. Vegas show
girls. Don't they wear like ohyeah, yeah, But I don't think
the Vegas muckety MUCKs are chopping atMichael. I do also need to defend

(51:37):
Michaels a little bit in the sensethat things are always on sale. They're
always so when you see that it'sfifteen dollars for this bunch of feathers,
it's not I can see in thebackground fifty percent off. Everything is always
on sale. Yeah, because theynever had the real prices up there otherwise
going to buy this stuff? Right? How are they going to move this
crap? Right? What else didyou find there? We're going to rifle

(51:59):
through to the next one, whichis a bag of wooden mushrooms. I
thought, here you go, there'sthe wooden mushroom. It looks like a
bag of fake d's. Oh yeah, it does. So what did you
do with it, Maybe paint thepat them or put them out with your
garden nomes. Oh yeah, youcould paint them colorful and put them up

(52:21):
with your nomes the fairy garden.Or maybe you're dragged to Michael's by your
wife and you're actually secretly gay andyou just want a plastic bag full of
ambiguously phallic pieces of wood. Hedoesn't have a fairy garden waste that even
a hoarder would throw away. Thatlittle bag of order would toss him.
That goes for ten bucks. Movingalong to this, I'm calling it the

(52:46):
Carmen Miranda planter slash mug. It'slike that is Carmen Miranda for sure.
Yeah it was. I thought,oh, it's a ceramic mug. The
head, it's a head with bananasand raspberries and strawberries and I guess apples.
Her eyes were closed it. Andit's actually a little planter. Okay,

(53:08):
I was gonna say that's big fora month. Yeah, it looks
to be in there like it'd bea summer crab section. So you put
that on on like your kitchen counterand throw fruit in it. Well,
the only scenario I could come upwith was a pen and pencil holder for
a special lead clubs. Because ifyou look behind Greg on the shelf.
Hanging on the shelf behind him isit's like a little bucket will looks like

(53:31):
drinks, some kind of alcoholic beverages, right, like a bucket of beer.
It says like a neon looking likea neon sign print cheers. Yeah,
just in case you weren't sure,So, how much for this Carmen
Miranda planter mug thing? Ooh,let's say fifteen dollars. I'm gonta say
twenty right way off ceramic, it'sI'll say thirty five. It's kind of

(53:53):
like a foamy hard foam. Youknow, it's only forty nine ninety nine
fifty bucks. You pay fifty dollarsto make your house look tacky, yep,
yep. So like that makes mesad. But on the other hand,
like there's some poor person in somecountry who made a tenthoud yeah by
some idiot housewife. I'm looking atyour the way you're posing for your pictures,

(54:16):
squad, I'm trying to look likeand I can see why you kind
of made the employees wonder what thehell is going on? Yeah, there's
yeah, I'd be following this guy. This guy's squatting in the eye at
this point, we're getting followed.Yeah, if you flip to the next
one. This was right next tothe Carmen Miranda mug. It is.
It's the world's tiniest decorative Adirondack chairin bright paint. Oh yeah, it

(54:39):
is as ugly as it is useless. This is the kind of thing a
woman named deb would keeping her cubicles. I mean literally is a fairy garden
thing, right, so the fairieshave a place to sit. Yeah,
or it could be cute on likea table for a pool party or something,
and you kind of have like coreon the table with all the chips
and other things. Gets it ina random hare. How would you know

(55:00):
you were at a pool party?List someone bought a tiny chairs? Look,
definitely, I definitely know people whohave stuff for every occasion. I
guess what's the occasion with this thing? Well, we just told you,
yeah, I said, yeah.Or maybe you put a doll on it,
That's what I said, Yeah,a fairy fairy doll. Yeah,

(55:22):
on the on the wooden mushrooms.Tex says, with the mushrooms, I
have my littles who are between threeand six years old, paint them and
decorate the flower garden with them.Oh all right, you know what decorates
a flower garden? Flowers? Youin there? You don't. Yeah,
Well, the scenario it came upfor the tiny Adirondack chair was a woman

(55:43):
named deb who she keeps sitting hercubicle next to a fake cactus with sunglasses
and a sombrero. And it's areminder that she's going to Cabo in seven
months. You gotta have gold.These go for nineteen ninety nine dollars.
Yeah. Now we need a goodchunk of time stuff with words. Moving
on, we have a sort ofthings you might want. We have a

(56:05):
wooden plaque with ugly blue and orangestripes, reminding you to enjoy the little
things. There's a really big woodensign in butter yellow, reminding you that
your happy place is home. There'sa giant wooden spoon looks like something out
of Alice in Wonderland. Gives youa quick reference gud on measuring stuff in
the kitchen. Yeah, and there'sa wooden plaque, also reminding you to
choose happy. Yeah. Here's here'sthat looks there's endless signs these choose Depression.

(56:30):
Was there any Jesus signs in there? Or is that just hobby?
This is as many as I couldpossibly hold, and I just took.
The average price was sixteen ninety nineto thirty nine ninety nine from this stuff.
Like what are you thinking when youbuy the choose happy wooden sign for
your house? Well, they're usuallycute in like a collage on the wall
when there's like a whole bunch ofdifferent things up on the wall, almost

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like a clash picture. Different.Listen to Greg Man with actual style.
You know it's not cute. It'scluttered integ so much to read that sounds
like hell house, like when Igo to people's houses to have like clusters
of things hung on the wall.I have no personality. Michaels is my
personality. But you wouldn't have allof these with the years necessarily. It's

(57:12):
also with pictures and yeah, yeahgot it. Greg Gory is a secret
chopera at Michael's. And he foundanother really useful sign, this one for
the laundry room. Check it outhere if you get Launoya can't stop,
want to stop with stuff with wordsso crafty people like nothing more than being
reminded of where they are in thehouse in case they forget where they are,

(57:37):
wild kids standing there, and thisone says loads of fun, laundry
room, wash, dry fold,repeat, self service. Yes, in
case you were, you do inthe laundry room. Right, and if
you don't know, you're in thekitchen. There's a word that says eat
or a sign that says sit forthe living room or for the bedroom.
Dream This sign is not small either, No, this is massive. Now

(58:00):
if you're standing in the room andthat sign wasn't there, but you know
what to do? No, notwith the watchers the whimsy. Now how
much for that sign? Greg?Well, first of all, Woody in
the photo for you, I'm pointingto my crutch because it says it says
loads. Yeah, first of allloads. This sign is only fifty nine
ninety nine Oh okay, one footslike three if you're again, this is
what women do. They just wastemoney on things you don't need and look

(58:22):
bad. Right. This is acute sign, listen, I do like
Okay? Now, Greg, canI ask you a question before you wrap
up the segment? Yeah? Yeah, I'm looking for a new throw pillow
for my couch, and I wouldreally like something that when I have company
over, when I'm when I'm hostingguests, I want them to know that
they are well, They're welcome,and I want them to feel any I

(58:43):
have the product for you have anythingthere. It is the stay a While
pillow. Oh look at that.It simply says stay a while with greenery
surrounding it. And it would beperfect, I think in a guest bedroom
that has an ornately carved, darkwood finished sleigh bed with a plaid quilt,
a rocking chair and one of thoseframed American flags folded into a triangle.

(59:04):
And this goes for thirty four welcoming. And then I would like you
are the mom station's wet dream ofan employers dream. Have I not said
that before? She would be asuper Oh but I like hanging out with
you guys. But don't you wantto be a millionaire? We dreams,

(59:25):
Sammy, you can make so muchmoney. Let's flip through to the last
picture on your package. This isI mean this again for your pool party.
So this falls under the category ofutterly useless and tacky outdoor decor.
This would emblaze in your front yard. I imagine that giant popsicle doublet that

(59:46):
you stick into the ground with metalspikes, at least two and a half
ft tall. It's very tall andwith spikes, maybe even I don't know,
three and a half to four feet. I thought of two scenarios.
If you want this, it's party, yeah, summer party obviously, or
a landmark for your lawn so youcan tell your dementia riddled graandma to look

(01:00:07):
for that landmark and just say lookfor the giant fake popsicle. Wow,
that's not nice. Notice the pinkflamingo that you're standing next to that come
with it? It doesn't, butI did pose it there. This giant,
ugly fake yes gay popsicle can beyours for forty nine ninety nine.
Wow, it sounds like it's fiftyand below. Yeah, I know right.

(01:00:30):
I'll just bring your coupons, youguys. Yeah, just bring your
Michael's coupons. Yeah. And forfunzies, I put in there somewhere there's
you'll find a picture of me withsome blue flowers that literally don't exist in
nature. And then the employee lurkingup behind me. It's time to get
out right, Are you gonna sendme all these photos. Greg, Yes,
here, I want to secret shopfor you guys. But hey,

(01:00:52):
growth to at Yeah, we willfollow up with the with the pictures and
of course, uh, we'll havesome video that Vond's got, uh,
and you'll be able to see allthis ridiculous stuff again. I mean really,
even though we're ripping on it,Michaels couldn't even afford that much advertising.
Yeah, because there's people like sayingit because like the point of the
segment, like Greg said, itshould be stop doing this. Yeah,

(01:01:13):
why are you buying this? Goodquestion? But all of a sudden,
stamped up sammy credit watch? Isthe store busy? Uh? Not that
busy? Okay? And shockingly itwas women? Yeah? Ok yeah more
what he shows next? Hang onright back. It is a typical Tuesday.

(01:01:39):
Seems like a week since yesterday,doesn't it? It does already.
I think I think it's to hangover. Definitely. Did you do anything
yesterday? Because I did. Itwas my wife's birthday yesterday. Yeah,
so I took it like a latebreakfast and then we had like regular you
know, married people with kids stuff. The rest of the day, kids

(01:01:59):
had actives, eat tell no specialdinner. To screen. Now we're gonna
be that tonight, okay. Yeah, because the kids had their activities and
schoolwork and everything else, and soit just wasn't going to work out.
Yeah, breakfast, we went toCrazy Autos. Oh I love that place.
Yeah, place rules. You'd hateit rayby huge portions. Yeah,
you can't see the plate when theYeah, it's all pancakes. It's massive,

(01:02:23):
like massive servings. Love that.But I tried to keep it somewhat
in check, you know. Ohyeah, yeah, this got like difficult.
Yeah, I just got like eggsover easy in a week English muffin,
very crazy crazy Autos. I whyto know I didn't go I didn't
go too crazy. I'm so bummed. I forgot to text your wife yesterday.

(01:02:44):
That's all right, just forty seven. She's not seven, I know,
forty seven. Yeah text me andyeah, I feel like a jerk.
Well, yeah, I'll text hertoday. You are kind of a
jerk, I mean, yeah,dude, speaking of which, my apologies
once again. And I feel likeI'm all in the situations. I'm in
such a funk today. Why becauseI killed myself all day yesterday, Because

(01:03:07):
you know, I've seen more videosand talked to more people from the fiesta,
and dude, I don't care aboutthe freaking out and jumping all around
with Cypriscila. That was That wasfine, That was great. That was
a season moment. Once again.You guys got to take the goddamn microphone
away from me. I wasn't sure. Yes, I was so drunk and

(01:03:28):
I was so high. I meanI was whispering in your ear, like
I know sometimes like we got tospeed it up a little bit, no,
I know, like I wasn't gonnaphysically take the microphone from you.
You need to, okay. Yeah, And I'm done doing that because you
gave me such a hard time whenI suggested it. You gave me a
hard time for months. Well,Ravy, well I'm done speaking at events.

(01:03:50):
Yeah, because Ravey says I havea tendency to ramble when I'm drunk.
No, I know, And that'sbecause you said that, and it
really brought it to my attention.I'm like, oh my god, entertaining.
I'm really sorry. No. Theonly reason I was telling you about
the timing is because you know,Cypress Hill. Cypress Hill had to get
on stage. Yeah, that wasit. Yeah, that was the only
reason, Yeah, I wanted moreMenace impressions your cat well because I go

(01:04:18):
into the story about how we allmet. But then that's these people have
They've heard the same stupid story.Like it's so like I'm I'm having this
whole argument with myself yesterday. SoI really truly apologized everybody. Everybody loved
it. It was fun. Allright, if you say so, I
know how you feel, But no, everybody was. People loved it.

(01:04:39):
One of you guys in charge likefor that stuff, is it like Menace
or Greg Raybe If you want todo it, that's fine. I know
you're not a big stage. Butback to Breakfast BBS and Burbank. It's
another great place, Okay, shoutout to h Yeah, and it's the

(01:05:00):
show. Move right along. Ona Tuesday morning, there's a guy in
the news in Canada. His nameis Justin Raubicki, and for the last
six months, this guy he's beengetting endless pizza deliveries and he can't get
it to stop. Wrong with that, the orders they're using his address,

(01:05:25):
his email, his phone number.They're not getting charged to his credit card,
all right, but the delivery guysget pissed when he says that he
didn't make the order, and hesends the pizza's back getting brushed pizza seabats.
Do you think that's the website thatyou hate four chan is doing that?
Oh you really hate that website fourChan? No? No, does

(01:05:46):
this guy? Is this guy?My question would be, does this guy
have any kind of online he's no, No, this guy's at nobody You
hear about this happening to random peoplepick like usually they picked someone they want
to reaction out of it, right, Yeah, why would they so this
guy, Well, wait to hearthe clip. Uh, they're not just
sending these to his house. Sometimesthey're showing up at his work. Oh

(01:06:06):
yeah, target chan. From thestart, he reported the pizza deliveries to
the police because he thought he hadbeen, you know, hacked somehow.
The police told him to change hisphone number, so he did that didn't
even stop the deliveries. At first. They were coming from a place called
Pizza seventy three, so he calledthem directly and said, hey, don't

(01:06:27):
accept any orders under my name.M hm. But then the scammers switched
to Domino's. Oh boy, Idon't know if there are scammers. I
think they're just there they're they're alsousing technology to manipulate the phone number to
make it look like Justin is theone making the call. Now what this
guy? I mean, listen,you can understand he sounds dorky. Okay,
so you can understand like, okay, maybe someone's just you know,

(01:06:51):
but he that's the thing that youlisten to this guy, he just sounds
like a dork. Like a niceguy, but you know, he's kind
of a it's dorky. Check emailsand it has an order that I never
ordered. So then he told himthat it wasn't me that ordered the pizzas.
So that's when we called the headoffice of Pizza seventy three and told
them that anyone with the name JustineryMickey cancel the orders. The suspects that
are ordering the pizza are actually obviouslyusing technology to spook his number, which

(01:07:15):
they know, so when they callit, it's coming up as him.
I never dated anyone. So it'snot that home karma gets you some days,
Peacha, Dear house karma. Pizzasset them to the work. Are
investigating Justin's ramping up the security onhis computer, but well, he's only
helping by doing interviews publicize because nowthat okay, it's a game on,

(01:07:40):
I don't want to jump in.It's like Parry Gravella with the McDonald's,
yeah, except the difference is he'sdoing that. That's why. That's why
I was questioning that, because hedoes a live stream and people want to
get a reaction out of him.The other live streams will get stuff delivered
to their house. Sure, theywant a reaction this guy. Yeah,
here's a dork, right, somebodymight be watching closely, yeah, from

(01:08:00):
a building far away, and it'slaughing, pleasurable to watch a guy receive
a pizza. And how much moneyyou're spending on pizzas well? He sounds
like this is weird, just prankingif they're calling it, and then they
might be spending money. That's thedifference. So he's on the hook for
the pizza that'tself or well or well, no he's not well, know that
the stores on the hook. Thathappens every once in a while, because
very rarely nowadays do you find placesthat will cash on delivery. Right,

(01:08:24):
almost everything's great, but you'll findsome local places like whatever, this's pizza
seventy three apparently still takes phone orderswhile he was telling him, like,
you know, they don't have hiscar. They have the phone number of
the guy's email, the guy's address, they get all that stuff, but
not his card. He's not beencharged for those just constantly. Show's annoying
to answer the door. And Imean we did that to a neighborhood family
and we watched from the window.It was pretty hilarious. Eight seven seven

(01:08:46):
forty four. He hit us upwith the text over to two two nine
eighty seven. How dumb are youon The WOODI Show. I'll bet you're
right back the Woody Show. Andwe are into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It'sTuesday morning. It's April the sixteenth,

(01:09:10):
twenty twenty four on Woody. That'sRaving. Good morning. There's Greg Goran,
Hi, menace, Good morning toyou. Hold on the good morning.
Let's see. We've got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy Bord, Caroline,
they're here, Morgan's here. Volunteerphones are open eight seven seven forty
four, Woody. That's eight sevenseven forty four, Woody. You can

(01:09:31):
also hit us up with a textover to two to nine eight seven.
The next innovation in doorbell cameras.Is this device it's called paint cam eve
okay, say that again, paintpaint pan eve okay, which has the
capability to fire paintballs at a targetwith ultra high precision, so like an

(01:09:55):
intruder or a kid who's toilet paperin your house, a neighbor's pet.
It's a smart device with facial recognition, and the paintball firing can be triggered
by you as you're watching on theapp, or it could be automated.
And it has the ability not toshoot paintball pellets, but also be loaded
with cartridges that can unleash tear gas. No word on how much it'll cost,

(01:10:19):
but there's a kickstarter on the way. Wow. Oh okay. This
is not me saying it. Thisis just me speculating it. How much
do you believe that the legality willbe called a question? Yea, so
it's going to be. It's notIt would not be worth it. It'd
be cool, it would I meanthat would be worth fun. I think

(01:10:40):
it would be fun. I wouldhave I wouldn't have one from my head.
It depends on state. I wouldn'tshoot it at pets. Well,
that would just be automatic like whatif one's dumping on your yard, then
I'll do it. Then I putbullets in there. I guess it's funny.
They do have actual versions of youmay have seen these. They have

(01:11:01):
motion detecting sprinkler heads design specifically toscare away neighborhood dogs, squirrels, things
like that. I need those two. You can get them, and I've
seen them work because I saw somevideo of some lady who was walking her
dog and it wandered off into somebody'syard. That's oh yeah, those things
are Actually they do exist. Coolpin camp thing. I think. So,

(01:11:21):
didn't you have another neighbor interaction.I did have a neighbor interaction,
some teenager or something. So thebaby has more interactions or like, you
know, she engages more, notlike in a hey neighbor kind of way.
Somebody blow leaves into the street.That's true. I've lived in this

(01:11:42):
place for ten years, so I'veseen these kids, you know, start
off blow in like middle school,and then there are big time skaters.
But now they've got the world's crappiestcars and they're always working on them and
they're always firing up this engine.But then one day the kid rolls into
the driveway, just bumping his musicso loud that my walls was shaking.

(01:12:05):
My wall, walls was shaking,My walls shaking, and we were quaking.
So I let it go for alittle bit, and then I'm like,
all right, this is getting ridiculous. Should I pull a sea bass
and just call three one one?Hey, if somebody's around, can you

(01:12:27):
roll through? You won't even justgo outside and say something, You go
right to three one one three oneover the loud music. Would that wouldn't
do that because by the time thatunless it was from their house, because
it's from their car, let's justturn the car off. Well, So
then my second idea was to gooutside and record just how loud it was,

(01:12:48):
port them to who guys, youguys you put that on next door
app and all the comments. Iwas recording it. I was going to
bring it in here for you guysto just ask you, Okay, how
do you react to something like this? But he caught me, like recording
it. He goes, so doyou think this is too loud? I'm

(01:13:13):
like, just a little bit.You said, my walls is shaking,
walls, the walls was shaken.Wait, wait, no, do your
true tone on how you responded.I said, well, just a little
bit like kind of not aggressive,but like it's loud as hell. You're
disturbing everybody, right, And he'slike, I apologize, I'll turn it

(01:13:36):
down. I was like super sweetabout it. Did you feel like a
dick? Why? No, youdon't like recording him? I didn't feel
like a dick. He should haveyou turned it down? Yeah, and
which I will do next time,because that's the proper move. Why are
you medicine be acting like this wouldn'tbe annoying, No, it would be.

(01:14:00):
It would be a point a cameraat it. As your first move
was the camera. I was justrecording the audio. But he noticed he
did. He just kind of camearound. I knock out anybody. He
almost called the cops on the onthe mail guy, right, because I
think the loud music that is soloud that you can feel it in your

(01:14:21):
chest, you can my house,that is one of the most annoying things.
And like I said, I gaveit a few minutes, like,
oh, he's just pulled in here, he's gonna grab something, he's going
to leave again, But it justkept going. It just depends on the
time of day too. I letpretty much anything go during the day once

(01:14:41):
it was dark, once it's passed, like you know, eight o'clock at
night. Yeah, you know,unless it's like a Friday night, Saturday,
someone's having a party. I'll evenyou know, I'll let it go
for that, but just unnecessarily loudten eleven o'clock, you know, sure,
certainly after midnight, is there toolong? That's you know, that's
annoyed during the day, Yeah,your hair pile. Did you end up
knarking out your mail guy? Well, so in front of my the street

(01:15:03):
I'm on is a big, youknow, busy thoroughfare. It's all kind
of stard Yeah. Yeah, butso to that, parking is not always
great. Our mail truck, thoughI walked out front, was parked directly
in front of a fire hider,and yeah, he took a picture.
I mean that's there's no there's noteven closes. It's not like, oh,
they're within five feet remotely legal.That's literally at the red zone,

(01:15:24):
which is And people said, well, he's the mail truck. If there's
a fire, he can drive away. No, that's not the point.
The point is that's always free becausewhat if he's off doing What if he's
off, Yeah, what if whatif his truck stalls? You know,
then the department will do what theyalways do, They'll just blow the hose
right through the windows, right orAnd it's not his problem because you know,
he doesn't own the mail truck exactly. But the point of fire lanes
is they are always to be keptclear because you can't predict fires. Yeah,

(01:15:47):
it's not a random doucer, it'sthe but that but that's the point
is is who It doesn't matter ifwho they are. Let's as Greg's are
argument about uh double parked meter maid, Like, just because you're doing a
different job, that's you know,official doesn't mean you're not breaking the law.
And it doesn't reason and it doesn'tmean because it's a mail truck it's

(01:16:08):
magically safer to be there, right, Oh yeah, this mail truck,
it's no different than a random carbeing there. In fact, it's worse
because that he's probably not in themail truck. He's probably off doing other
stuff. Well, technically, theway he parked, he parked kind of
an angle, so the ass ofthe truck would just close to the fire
hydrant is more away, so thathe did leave plenty of clearance. He's
courteous. Yeah, he's still courteous. The mail dude, they can do
what they want. Again, thefire doesn't care what kind of truck it

(01:16:30):
is. I see, dude,I don't know, like a my bad
person. I wouldn't even thought twiceabout that. I would am I the
a hole? Like? Or areyou the a hole? A hole?
There's no a hole, it's justthe mail guy. Well, no,
I'm saying the fact that, likeyou're gonna knark him out. Well,
my question is who to whom wouldI guess it? He kind of I
don't know. Nobody would take youseriously. But well, no, I

(01:16:50):
guarantee that if his supervisor or herI don't even know the postmaster general,
yeah, postmaster general. Yeah,if they got a fish complaint with the
photo, which I have license playedall that stuff, No, they don't
want because again this is not athey won't convenience thing. This is a
literal safety measure. Why do youguys want sea Best to die a fire?

(01:17:13):
There's an actual fire, all right? You say that as the person
who wants him to do. Iwas talking, I was out doing car
arks and there was a there's somedeucerit parks like in front of the store,
right in the firelight. And Iwas talking to an employee or security
guys like yeah, man, youreally shouldn't do that. They's like,
oh, we ever had a firehere? Oh yeah, oh my god,
there's nowhere lives. A fire isonly a matter of talk. Yeah,

(01:17:34):
but is it weird that I like, if it was like FedEx or
ups, I would probably maybe havean issue with it. I have an
interest in US mail. I don'tcare you know what they're doing. I
have an issue with double parking becauseit's American double parking. Have a problem
with which is for those who don'tknow what the hell that is you never
lived like in a city city,Uh, people are parked along the street

(01:17:56):
like the meters and then somebody parksin the middle of the lane of traffic
next to the park car, whichthen which delivery people do? Yeah,
you know what happens all the time. I see it almost every day for
food delivery drivers. Yeah, andI've I've thought of this exactly what he
thought, Well, what if Ijust start carrying it? Doesn't egg with
me? And a little note thatsays, hey, double parking, ahole
I'm saying a couple of things,one from a mail man, then a

(01:18:18):
couple other ones saying that they're Californialog exempt. They have exempt plates.
Thank you. As a mailman,we get to park where we want.
You don't have exemplates from fire hydrates. Nobody does. I don't think that's
have. By the way, wehave a loading dog. He could have
gone to He just didn't want it. They do have exempt plates, they
shouldn't. I mean, you don'twant doesn't care what what car you're driving

(01:18:42):
right it doesn't know. Sound likea real caring dude. I sound like
a real person not having their houseburned down? Like, could you work
for the police department part time?Ye? Please get paid for this stuff?
YEA, some ride alongs and stuff. Dude, here's the thing.
It's not even like a real batch. It's just a sticker that looks like
a bad they give little kids.If you care about your surroundings and society

(01:19:05):
being civil, you're such a darkheadious Greg, Yeah, you know how
you hate when weeds grow up inyour neighborhood. Who Greg, If you
care so much, why don't yougo get a job working for the city.
We're not talking about somebody's camaro partsand from we're talking about someone's the
US post gives the US Post Officea path. Yeah, somebody sounds a
big mad right dump big? Ohyeah, you're obsessed, so mad angry?

(01:19:27):
You're obsessed? Yeah, but howyou and your feelings? To answer
your question? Yeah, you're socringe right now to answer your question,
manus, I as a community servicehave lookcause certain counties and whatever will let
you be shack. It was avolunteer. I've looked it up and I
was considering doing it. But thepart of it is like a year long
training, which I'm fine with.But it's eight hours a day, six

(01:19:49):
thirty am to three thirty pm everyserious every Sunday, there's like two it's
like two afternoons slash evenings and thenbut I can't be here. I can't
be every Sunday. It's for eighthours. I just I'm traveling too much.
So whatever. So that's like anonline course. Yeah, right,
I shot a gun online? Yeahkind of. Oh No, we need
to like, okay, some computerperson out there, you need to write

(01:20:11):
a program like a game that seabascan play where it's like it's like a
it's like a virtual like a SimCitygame where you just used to go around
and call the cops on everybody.Yeah, every fun. Yeah. But
like he's walking around like one ofthese games that Raby plays where he's kind
of walk around open plays, andyou see like a mail truck park next
to a fire hydrant, and hegets to like, you know, do
the commands, break out the phoneand call three one one do his little

(01:20:32):
yeah right up. But no,I'm sure you got so much fun the
comfort of your own home. Checkdidn't go through that program. I'm sure
he got like an honorary one right, get that. I'm sure he did.
But like but like I think again, Steven Seagal, great person,
Well Sea Bass, let me askyou this. What if it was a
police card that parked in front ofa fire hydrant and then ran to the
corner store to get a cup ofcoffee, Well I would I would say,

(01:20:53):
No, that's clearly a dereliction ofduty. I would abuse of power.
I totally looking at this exempt thing. I think that's for other stuff.
I think part like again, thefire hydrant is there not for convenience
or like a handicapped versus power?Right, it's there for safety, right,
and it should be kept clear.Nobody, nobody, but nobody should
park in front of that, thankyou, Grego, not even a cop,

(01:21:15):
isn't it kind of like a perkof the job though, Yes,
And then everybody says nobody's above thelot. See that's again, that's it.
I don't use the slippery slope argument. That's what crap countries do.
Is the people in power they takelittle abuses and then oh, oh,
you want to prove it for yourbusiness. Oh I want to bribe.
Oh, it's a perk of thejob. Sammy's so pro bribery, she's
pro communist dictatorship, right with everybody? Yeah, exactly, all right,

(01:21:40):
Well I hope they don't lose yourmail. It's the perk of a job
to risk your life. See thougheight seven seven hits up with the text
over to two to nine eighty seven. I got a man the pile of
Oh reallyes that has hit my desk. Oh yeah, yeah, oh really,
oh really? This must be maybebecause it's been a new year and
we're through the first quarter of thenew year, and with all this money

(01:22:02):
was like freed up for studies andeverything else, and they've been spending all
this time and money, and sonow they're starting to, like, you
know, release the results of thesedumb studies, the obvious stuff yellow and
blue make green. They looked intoit. Really we already knew that.
Oh really, but that's that's whatwe got. All these things. Have
you just said all the same conclusion? Really, no kidding. We'll have

(01:22:25):
some of those free in next andSea Bass is still looking up exempt.
By the way, that person whosaid that in was wrong. It's has
nothing to do with fire hydrants.As he was registration, text over to
two more, What do you shownext? On More? Show? After
the sales department takes their monitory pieceof fish and blood, So what do

(01:22:48):
you show back? In a bitnine to nine, texting over after a
Sea Mess's little rant. There mightjust be me, but I find joy
when Sea Bass gets mad over something. It's starting and starts sounding like a
whiny little bitch. Okay, thisone says, let's see, Sea Bass,
you're single and no hobbies is showing. Oh man, he's going to

(01:23:12):
be a dude. He's going tobe a fun old man. Though for
sure, you know, you knowit pains me to defend I know,
but also one of the reasons I'mso team Sea Bass on this. It's
also one of the reasons that Ijust keep egging it on because you're like,
oh, why do you want Seabstto dine a fire. I'm like
everybody in this room, I'm probablythe least guilty person of wanting him to

(01:23:34):
die in a fire myself and Ravy. Yeah, I don't want him to
dine in a fire at all.I don't want him to die at all.
And taking notice of things that arewrong in the world. It makes
you some like angry Karen, likeit's right. Actually, like you say,
he's going to be a fun oldman. I would like to live

(01:23:55):
in that neighborhood where he is thefunnel. You know what I'm saying.
Let him take care of all issues. Were exactly even fire hydrant is accessible.
We've got a guy who lives onour street. He is a retired
FBI guy, and he keeps aneye on everything on the streets. Like
Sea Bass will be the guy.I'm convinced every street has like the mayor
of that street, right I livenext door to ours. Yeah, just

(01:24:17):
knows every everything, including all yourbusiness. Sex. Oh yeah, you
guys are doing us it is it'sa show man. So much money wasted
all the time, whether it's bythe government, they can't find money.

(01:24:38):
Then they turn around they want moremoney from you. Somebody you work for,
you asked for a twenty five centan hour raise. They're like,
well, you know, I can'tafford that, macroeconomic head you know,
you get that. But then theyspend like crazy money on you know,
Dorothy and hr who's leaving. Yeah, big party, big party, custom

(01:25:00):
napkins with their name on them.Yeah, all you want is a twenty
five cent raise. Yeah. Peoplealways going to have money for everything else,
but what you need it for.I was debating with a friend about
raises just recently and if it's evenworth asking for, like because it's gonna
be a very very small percentage.Like if you really want a big life

(01:25:21):
changing raise, you just gotta leave. Also depends, like you may have
to leave your industry like all together. Like I just know, like you
get to a certain point like inradio now, like like believe it or
not, this company is probably thebest paying company of all the radio companies

(01:25:43):
that are left. Right from whatI hear everywhere else and what's going on
so like, if you want betterthan here, you know, you gotta
go. I gotta do something completelydifferent. Huh. You know, just
because of those macro economic headwinds.You know, things like that you always
be happening when I need money.Yeah, it's always very wind happened for

(01:26:04):
thirty years. Yeah right now.But these researchers, they get grants to
get all kinds of stuff. Theyspend money and time and everything else to,
uh, to really research some reallyimportant stuff. I'll give you an
example, and uh, the onlyconclusion that you come to after you hear
this, they publish the results andeverything else, like, oh really,

(01:26:25):
this is what you just spend allyour time. There was an infamous one
where the FED spent a bunch ofmoney studying the flow rate of ketchup.
Oh right, yeah, exactly real. All right, Well, for this
they want to find out who worriesmore men are women, and the new
study finds that it's women. Nokidding, I'm a legal woman. Yeah,

(01:26:45):
what are we worrying about the researchfound that at any given time,
the rate of generalized anxiety in menis thirty three percent, but with women
it's sixty six percent. I believethat simply put, most women are constantly
fretting about something. Fretting. Ibet that goes up, you know when
you have kids you're freading twenty fourcret But I think it's also like just

(01:27:08):
there's a difference between men and womenin a lot of ways, Like women
are definitely more Really, that's underI'm saying, that's under that category of
stuff, So I'm not surprised byit, no kidding. How about this
one. According to this new study, women are more likely to giggle in
the presence of a man that theyfind attractive than at any other time.

(01:27:35):
Giggle your arm, like, whatis ridiculous behavior? Okay, oh you've
okay, Oh I know I displayit all the time. Yes, I
have seen you in front of peoplethat I know you find attractive or whatever.
Embarrassing is no better than queen here, queen, oh you, I'm

(01:28:02):
about this one. Do men likeit when women are loud in bed?
You bet you? According to anew study, this documented in the Women's
Health Big Book of Sex for Men, loud sex doesn't just add something to
the physical and visual sensations they receive, it's also prooved that their partner is
enjoying herself and when she's turned on, he's turned on the way. Yeah.

(01:28:30):
I enjoyed up to a point.I'm like, okay, we get
it. You're doing it for mybenefit, thank you. Yeah. There
was when I was living with threeother guys and I had the downstairs all
to myself. It was like,we get it. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. When you're we get it, you love it. You can't get

(01:28:53):
enough when you watch porn and thischick is like full on orgasm because the
back of someone hand just brushed againsther breast. Oh yeah, okay,
right exactly, they just started,yeah it, they just started. She's
getting cupped and yeah and then yeah, all right, here you go.

(01:29:16):
Researchers found that when people choose tobe alone, their stress levels fell and
they felt freer to be themselves.Really, when they're completely alone, when
you're by yourself, choosing to relaxwith a book, take a walk,
or enjoy any kind of solo timeboost your overall well being. Yeah weird.

(01:29:40):
Really six hours of naked about thisone. Researchers just finished up this
big fancy study and they concluded thatbeing too connected to technology can disrupt your
focus and get in the way ofpersonal relations and ship shocking. I told

(01:30:04):
you shocking revelations, big stuff.We're learning a lot today. They recommend
designating in a specific space in yourhouse is a tech freeze zone. Try
that on Menace. Impossible. Youput a basket at the door for cell
phones, tablets, and laptops,and so when you walk in there,
that's it. In that way,you're forced to actually talk to each other.
Greg is convinced by the way thatMenace and his wife never speak.

(01:30:28):
I'm convinced they text each other.They don't actually speak. Yeah, they
will communicate via text sitting in thesame room. Room. Yeah, you
get it. Vocal. You canget an adorable little basket and put your
phone in, but I'll leave thephone upstairs. When they're doing that.
She's texting him. Oh yeah,oh yeah, ooh ooh oh yeah.

(01:30:49):
I can't breathe is texting him.I love that. I can't breathe.
Yeah, Menace text Finn thin.We'll even go to film school. According
to a new study, people withdark personality traits narcissists, sadists, psychos

(01:31:12):
are more likely to engage in onlinetrolling. You guys, just an extension
of their also, say the individualswho prefer humor at the expense of others
are more likely to engage in trollingactivities. What don't believe that's unbelievable.
Who believes this stuff? Don't it'sstupid. Study has found that the vast

(01:31:39):
majority of people support a law requiringairlines to show the total price of a
ticket up front. They also wantto know the total price before agreeing to
buy tickets to concerts, sporting events, and movies. Basically, this means
no fees added at the last minute. That's what people want. Yeah,

(01:32:01):
it will cost this. Yeah,it's just like sometimes when you you see
the ticket and then oh, that'sgood, and then you go to check
out, it's two hundred dollars morethan the average advertised price. It's just
so crazy. So there's there's somestuff they found from some research they have.
They spent all this time and moneyfunding and yeah, it should also

(01:32:21):
explain fees like plus taxes and fees. What are the fees? I guess
if you read the fine print,it's probably it's got to be in there,
right, Like, I'm sure thereis a disclosure like of what it
actually we want more money, right, I know, we want to you
to the last minute and just tacka word onto it. But if you
ask what that actually goes to,there's got to be some I would imagine

(01:32:43):
there's disclaimers and stupid stuff for everylittle thing. Like I told you the
last time I valet parked at anairport, it was two hundred bucks and
then a nine dollars convenience fee,like or I think that's how they phrased
it. Isn't the valet parking theconvenience you would think call it the Christmas
party? Feet right eight seven sevenforty four. Woody hit us over that

(01:33:04):
text over to two two nine eightyseven, will be right back and now
back to the show. Well,so this is a study. I was
like, okay, not a know. Really found that when men imagine steamy
sex scenarios in their heads, almostfifty percent of the time, the women

(01:33:29):
in mine they're not celebrities. It'stheir wife or girlfriend. Oh babes.
I thought, Greg, you wouldlove that. That's very nice, And
I gotta say I would agree.I think that's true. Would you say
that's true, Seabas? I thinkso. I would say yeah, because
the celebrity thing is just like that'sso I don't know, it doesn't seem

(01:33:49):
obtainable, right, yeah, yeah, exactly. It's not realist when you're
younger maybe, but once you havea enough of a repertoire in your bank,
you can oh, I don't likethat. This would be like that
time where it happened. Right,So again, if you're just tuning in.
The study found that when men imaginesteamy sex scenarios in their heads,
almost fifty percent of the time,the women that they're thinking about not a

(01:34:13):
celebrity, their own wine, notanybody else. It's just their own wife
or girlfriend's oh babe. Yeah.After Johan Rivers died, I was like,
it was over there all right,nacho, you're in yep, yeahft
fantasy over it's right, miss JohnYeah. Because before Joan it was Betty

(01:34:35):
Crocker yeah, and after that wasWendy yeah right, little Debbie, his
doctors, his lawyers, there's crackheads, there's clown all right, Welcome back
everybody. Hey, yeah, itis the Woody Show. It's Tuesday morning.

(01:34:58):
Bravey's got the latest the world ofnerds with your Nerd and App Report
coming up here in a couple ofminutes. Also, Birthday's Porn and birthday
in there as well. Ready hadanother landlord question for everybody I question,
and you know, like I'm alwaysthe one that says, yeah, look,
if there's something going on, youlet the landlord know. As somebody
who was a landlord, I wouldwant to know what was going on with

(01:35:19):
my property. So the last timeis the like crumbling of laminate flooring.
Yes, and I haven't called themover that, but now I'm not usually
awake when the sprinklers go off,okay, and I just happened to be
recently and the sprinkler heads are messedup like they're shooting like straight into the
sky. Oh oh no, letthem know. Yeah, yes, okay,

(01:35:44):
So like when the gardeners come,they can do that? Or do
you need somebody special to do that? Gartner's Usually they might not have the
equipment with them right then and therebecause you might need a new PVC pipe
to thread into the existing system.Yep, nice, but let the gardener
know. Actually, just usurp thelandlord. Plus Greg, water is so

(01:36:05):
much waterways you just run out there, it's going on to the grass.
But as a guys are yeah,I was like, what is that noise?
Because it was so loud when sprinklerhead has broken. I had a
broken sprinkler head a couple of weeksago. I heard it on the roof
like a fire hydrant. That stuffis so powerful. Yeah, okay,

(01:36:29):
maybe I'll get in touch with herthis time. Then I believe it was
Sir mix a Lot who said Ilike big butts, and I cannot lie.
You're fun. Fact. The countrywhere the women have the biggest asses
on average South Africa really at fortyone point seventy three inches, and then
you got Argentina, who is nextat forty one inches. Are these natural

(01:36:51):
butts? Yeah? These are naturalcountries with the curviest women. I don't
think maybe that enough people are Yeah, there's not enough of those. Yeah,
you get the surgery. I'm justchecking for sure. I can't be
the only one that had that question. Followed by Sweden, Greece, and
then Germany. That rounds out thetop five. The United States. The

(01:37:14):
United States, they are number sixon the list, which is surprising.
Yeah, forty point two. Nowhere's your daily mention of Japan. Okay,
Japan number fifteen on the list.They got the smallest butts babes of
all the countries. That they lookedat only thirty seven point eight inches lucky.

(01:37:34):
Yeah, small booty. Yeah,yeah, Australia has their pie.
I can tell you how they're asked. It's forty point five inches. Yeah.
I don't like that whole thing.I don't get We've said it before,
that the whole like where that theshelf is like an ass or the
ass like a shelf that protrudes.Yeah, it looks like you could sit
like a you know, something likea picture frame on it. Whatever.
It's Yeah, that is this surgicallyenhanced button. Yeah, that is not

(01:37:59):
a good look. Yeah, it'scartoonish. Also, just the big,
big giant asses, Like I don'tunderstand, like what what's the allure?
Yeah, what's so hot about that? I think it's easy to do that
because it's like, oh, it'sjust massive and gross, you know everything
else. No, but but I'msaying like there are guys who are like
really like the bigger the ass,the better you know, proportional, right,

(01:38:20):
they have small ways, but thegiant. Yeah. I saw this
poor girl. She was I don'tknow, maybe twenty four, twenty five,
mid twenties, I would say themost. But man, she had
these clownishly big, you know,lips. You could tell she had the
lips done and everything else. Andyou're thinking, in like ten years,
you're gonna look so awkward. Ohyeah, you know, like she's gonna

(01:38:42):
look even way older. Oh no, she does. But I'm saying like
she can kind of get away withit because she's so young young, But
then she gets older and just startsto naturally kind of flate it. She'll
deflate it. Yeah, he'll burnoff. You have to like keep that
up. Yeah, it's fillers,it'll go away. You have to keep
but she'll keep chasing that drag.Yeah, but the lip dragon is there,
so she will go back to herpre natural look like prefiller look.

(01:39:09):
Yeah, but not one hundred percentout a little bit. That's what a
lot of people would like. Thethe fillers and then the bowtogs. Yeah,
they stretched, They stretch out theirface so much that they have to
keep it up exactly all right,rag bowtox for life. Today's April sixteenth.
Today is Day of the Mushroom.Some of the holidays also a National

(01:39:33):
Eggs Benedict Day. That's my goto at a restaurant for brown Yeah.
Yeah, hey, menace did areally good job. He did not do
a good job, but he did. Did you have that was curdled?
The sauce was straight up curdled.Oh wow, I thought it was all
chunky sauce. Wasn't one hundred percent? It was my very first time.
Yeah. By the way, everybodyabout Chef Ramsey. The egg, the

(01:39:57):
egg was the egg to quote you, was poached, not perched. Poached.
The egg was perched lovely. Weget our nest uff on the word
but sea bass. To quote you, you said that I poached it perfectly
because I was being nice. Butyeah, but the overall dish was was
not even restaurant quality. It wasbad. Oh I thought it was good.
I didn't know. I think itespecially the first time given what we

(01:40:18):
had to work with. Ye five. How about radio studio quality? Was
it radio studio quality? No?Being nice Medic's cooking Corner. We do
have a video up on our YouTube. You will see it where Pajamas to
work day is today? That's everyday. I have been wanting to have
the a pajama day here at theWhat Show, And you guys are poo
pooed every time we're bringing up Ibrought it up too, thank you.

(01:40:39):
It is well, no one's stoppingyou from wearing jama whatever you want,
Corny. Then the day we saywe'll do it, you guys won't do
it. But if we will looklike idiots. Spirit Week where we do
like hot day, crazy day,but just get it all done, you
know, knock it out. Hawaiianshirt. Yeah, joint fun. You
can do a low hot Friday.Come on, Oh sweet, Greg sleeps

(01:41:00):
naked, So like, how wouldthat work? You guys know how that
would work. He'd wear the closestthing he can. Right the jam on.
This is not a tough problem.It is a National Librarian Day,
also National bean counter Day, andit's a teacher daughter to volunteer day.
Oh okay, yeah, so teachthat girl to get out there and volunteer.
Hurt the other hand, Yeah,leave him home. The Woody Show

(01:41:23):
presents Nerd Notes with our special nerdcorrespondent, Gravy HII Ravels. Yeah,
what is happening in the world ofnerds? The Studio A twenty four has
a new best movie opening, andthat would be Civil War, the number
one movie over the weekend twenty fivepoint seven million dollars. A twenty four's
previous best was Hereditary, which openedat thirteen point six millions, So that

(01:41:45):
is a big questioning of that number. Remind me this A twenty four,
what's the what's the deal with them? They're awesome, They're kind of the
biggest independent studio, but no,specifically they do unnerving, unsettling, weirdo
movies specifically, but even their comediesare really good. But they are again

(01:42:08):
kind of dark horror ish. ButI mean, they're a small studio.
If it says A twenty four,it's supposed to have a certain amount of
prestige, it's supposed to look withit's gonna rap. Hereditary mess with my
head. It was actually scary ina freaking a disturbing way, disturbing way.

(01:42:28):
Yeah, civil, We're also thebiggest R rated start to the year
so far. It might get anotherweekend at number one. That horror movie
Abigail comes out this weekend. Butthe Little Ballery a vampire chick, oh
who gets kidnapped for some reason andthen just starts eating all of her kidnappers.
All right, it'll go down forsure when that Zendia tennis movie comes
out Challengers, Oh yeah, whichI thought looked atomic stupid and sold about

(01:42:53):
threesomes look atomic dumb. But theyhave already lifted the critics embargo and it
comes out two weeks from now,and it has an ninety six percent on
Rotten Tomato from like reputable sources,not like Jim's reviews, like you know,
Entertainment Weekly and av Club's Green RantVariety. Why did you think it
looks I don't know. I thoughtthe trailer looked Hella dumb. I'm like,

(01:43:15):
did Zenda lose a bet that she'sstarring in this movie? You like
it? What is the tennis movie? Yeah? You liked? I saw
watch King Richard? Oh really what? I don't know? Watch a trailer?
I thought it looked hell is stupid. So but apparently I'm wrong.
They said that the performances are whatlifts the material. Sean Levy he's the

(01:43:39):
director of Deadpool and Wolverine and wantsus all to know that this movie is
not Deadpool three, despite being thethird Deadpool movie. Don't you dare refer
to it as Deadpool three, hetold screen Rants. It's a different thing
that's very much Deadpool and Wolverine.It's not trying to copycat anything. From
the first two movies they were awesome, but this is a two hander character

(01:44:02):
adventure, so she said, Iknow it's a two I was like,
noise, I can't wait to bein line break out the pepper Grinder.
As far as creating the story,let me said just felt privileged every day
because you're talking about two massive moviestars in their most iconic roles. He
said, the movie is gonna begnarly, it's gonna be funny, but

(01:44:24):
that the ultimate goal of the groupto build a great time at the theater
for audiences. That said, earlyscreenings have been really promising. The movie
comes out on July twenty sixth.I'm ravying for more nerd stuff, check
out the nerd That podcast at theWoody Show dot com. All right,
thank you very much, Rambles.Yet it is time for your birthdays and

(01:44:45):
your corn a birthday. Goot,goat show. It's Shiverday. We're gonna
it's Shiversday. We're gonna sit thetag. It's Shiver Day. And you
know we don't get. Happy birthdayto John Cryer, one of the co
stars of one of Raby's favorite TVshows of all time. Oh yeah,
he was Alan Harper, The awkwardbrother. I'm two and a half men,

(01:45:08):
the hilarity factor on two and ahalf man. John Cryer, also
ducky and pretty in pink. He'sfifty nine years old today. Gina Carrano.
Yeah, the MMA check Elon Musksupporting her. It was fired from
the Mandalorian after maybe said she gainedtoo much weight. That's not what I
say. Looks like you said.Yeah, she said you have got real

(01:45:30):
beef. He's really porked out.Started out looking like that gain anyway,
Wow, isn't she suing Disney orsomebody? Rady's been saying, yeah,
yeah, yeah, she's forty twoyears old today. You got Martin Lawrence,
who is fifty nine. It's aSadie Sink who is Max on Stranger
Things is twenty two. Bill Belichickrave your favorite coach of all time?

(01:45:56):
Hell yeah, seventy two today.Kareem abdul Jabbar is tventy seven. You
got Claire Foy, she was QueenElizabeth on the Crown the OJH. Yeah,
she's forty years old. Young dythe young Oh oh yeah, you
know, gone through different time theiodgot it for small periods, right,

(01:46:16):
Greg totally yes, your porno birthdaytoday is Jayleen Rio and she has served
up her Soft Taco and ninety threefine films including Latin Sheet Freaks. She
was in Big Colombian Mountains Volume one. Also More More Cushion for the Push
in volume four. She was fantasticin Curry Cream Pie Volume ten. Okay,

(01:46:40):
also Greg Bowling for boobs Yeah yeah, over forty and horny hey,
and who could forget her unforgettable rolein Joline's Soapy Wet Jube. Oh Josh,
that's jay Len Rio who is fortynine years old today, And that
is your porno birthday, your Tuesdaycelebrity birthdays, and look what's happening in

(01:47:05):
the world of nerds with your Nerdsout Report. I had a birthday very
quick before the music stops. HappyBirthdays, Woody Show super fan, my
brother Michael Ravy Myra. I'm sorry, Michael, come visit. He prefers
Michael. I argue, that's notthe case. When you say his name,

(01:47:29):
you say Mike Bravey, sounds likeMike Bravy, Mike Gravy, right,
Okay, so it all kind ofblends, So he prefers Michael.
Okay, Well, Happy birthday,Braby's brother Michael. Yeah, all right,
quick break More Woody Show is next, hang on sit Day next Buila

(01:47:50):
wouldn't approve show and that's gonna doit for a Tuesday morning everybody full show
podcast is waiting for If you goto the Woodieshow dot com today, we
had the results. It was bringyour own Cup day for Slurpees r at
seven to eleven and so, ofcourse Samuel tradition Sea Bass goes out there

(01:48:11):
and sees what he can get awaywith before he annoys the crap out of
the people working there. So wehad that plus a brand new Redneck News
and Greg Gory the Secret Shopper that'sso funny, Secret judgmental Shopper one of
his least favorite stores. So yeah, you know, Greg Gory has been
known to have an opinion or twowith the Gregory Secret Shopper that is on
today's podcast. Some of the trendingnews headlines raves nerd out more find out

(01:48:34):
by going to the Woodieshow dot Com. Coming up for you on Wednesday,
Yes, Menace Raccoon News, Yes, and also Woody Show Family Feud.
In the meantime, Anthony got foryou can leave on the after hours voicemail
eight seven seven four Woodie, orby finding us on social media at the
Woody Show on the social media platformof your choice. Yeah, Raby minute,

(01:48:57):
Sea Bass, Sammy, anything likethat. Yeah, Gory parting words
of wisdom please. Yeah, we'llnever know how many peanut buttercups equal happiness,
but so far we do know thatit's not nineteen. So far,
we're gonna keep trying. No,we'll keep trying so far. Yeah,
maybe tomorrow we'll know that's all right, the count continues. Yeah, all

(01:49:19):
right, Thank you very much,Greg Gory, you got it. Thank
you so much for give it theshow some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love it, appreciateyou for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it. We'llcatch you back here on Wednesday. Have
a great day. SMD Doublem.I quit this bitch,