The Woody Show April 25th 2024 Podcast

Trivia with Woody's Daughter, News Headlines, Redneck News & More!

Episode Transcript

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See it is a dune to thegraphic nature of this program. Listener discretion,
is it lies my day? TheWoody Show? Ie is the Woody

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Show Insensitivity Training class is now insession. Hey, good morning everybody.

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It is Thursday morning. It's apre Friday, April the twenty fifth,
twenty twenty four. Getting through it, getting through it today and tomorrow.
Yeah, we are the Woody Show. I'm what's drafted? I am excited.
There's Greg Gory. We got Menace, there's Sea Bass. We got

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Sammy and let's see, we gotBort and Caroline. They're here in the
Wooded Show production department doing their thing. We got Morgan, our current employee
of the month for the month ofMarch. We're getting here to the end
of April, so we're gonna haveto start thinking about who's going to be
the employee of the month for Aprilagain. Right, We got Vaughn he's
our video producer. Got the phonesopen for you at eight seven seven forty

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four, Woody. That's eight sevenseven forty four, Woody. You can
also hit us up with a textover to two to nine eight seven.
As forget about email, email atthewoodieshow dot com. We actually get a
lot of emails here recently. Really, yeah, I'll go through a couple
of these here for you. Allright, this is from another Greg Gory.
It's Gregory, so writes us anemail. Hoy, I'm with a

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dedicated listener for about seven years andI was just listening to the podcast.
What are you talking about? Howhe closes his app on his phone.
This is actually not recommended and doesn'thelp to make your device any faster or
save any battery life. It mayactually use more battery life when you need
to reopen the app. Really.This is the same for iOS and Android

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devices. And he has a littlearticle here from slash gear dot com.
It is unsightly. I don't likeit. I don't like a ton of
stuff. Yeah. I don't likewhen a ton of stuff is open.
I don't like when we have alot of tabs on Safari open. Yeah.
Also, closing all your tabs doesn'treally free up any space or memory
as well, if anything. Isjust more of a history of the website.

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So you have visited, but that'ssee, that's why they have the
history tab. You can go onthere. You can see your history.
Can I just say something real quick. You guys were with me when I
deleted all five hundred tabs and therewas only one left. They're all back.
It's five and one tabs. Now, I have no idea what happened,
weird. Let me let me seeyour phone. Well no, no,
yeah, you didn't close the tabthat No you didn't. Yeah,

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hold it up some minutes can seeit as well, like you're clearing it.
Okay, Oh I went to this, press and hold right and then
close all five hundred tabs? Yeah, did you do that? And I
just did it? Okay? Nownow open up now they're all gone.
Okay, now open up Safari again. It is the one tab. But

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this is this is what it didto me last time, and then they
were all back later that day.You know what there because there's also there's
also but there's also a thing onyour phone where and this is this is
different than those tabs where it'll showyou like if I sent okay, if
I sent you a link to anarticle, it'll say, here are some
on one of the home screens,it'll show you like here's a link that

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was sent to you in a message. So if there's any kind of like
thing I sent to greg or athing that Sammy I sent to you.
Those would show up on a wholedifferent screen. In fact, let me
see if I can get that Okay, that goes to Safari. I believe
get that to to come. Whysends me aever? You have it set
up? Right? What he sendsme like an Instagram video? It just
opens an Instagram. Yeah. Butso okay, so here see on this

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screen here which says that you hearsome favorites that I have set up shared
with you. So this is somethingthat came from Mike the show killer.
Here's another one that came from anotherfriend of mine. And these are just
links to things that were sent tome in my text messages. Really,
yeah, and where did you findthat? That's? Uh? Like?
So when when I have everything closedout, if I just opened up Safari,

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like when there's nothing currently open ontheir home page? Right now,
I can I can delete these two. You press and hold remove link.
Okay, that's gone. I canget rid of this jelly roll one,
remove link. Okay, that's gone. See now it's now it's back to
being zero. Okay. Yeah,I think she just wanted to keep all
those and she did the whole thinglike no, Sae. It's like when
people fake organ so many great knittingpatterns and yeah, I mean here's what

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look, look, look at it. I don't have any secrets, like
Sammy, they're not willing to lilet me see. You see them,
you watched me delete them, they'reall back plus all. Let me see
your phone? So weird? What'son there? It's just dumb nudes?
Let me see. Wow, she'snervous. God, how many nudes are

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on there? What's on here?Oh, just dumb nudes? Yeah,
looking through its dark. Here wego so close, five hundred and two
tabs. Okay, got it?Yes, okay, but we watched her
do it. Yes, you watchedme do it already. Yeah, weird,
that's something that would happen. Myphone is right. I'm just curious
if it's gonna I'm just scared ifit's going to come back up. Okay,

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got it. Now, let's let'ssee close it all up. There's
to share with you. So theseare all different things, like links that
came from people in your deeper thanyou. Watch. No, no,
because I just what I did.I just opened up. Look that's the
Oh my god. When you seethat number next to her email ninety thousand,
three hundred email. Wow, yeah, I should have kept the phone.

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So when you open it up,does he now there's not U?
Yeah, we'll see how long andless? When you open the folder,
let's see you hang on, let'ssee yeah. Yeah, okay, so
now it's showing nothing. Yeah,but again we'll see how long? Yes?
Everything, I just did it.Yeah? Yeah, that phone is
old. I wouldn't know what isthat the iPhone for? I think it's
is it the thirteen or eleven?One of those? I still have a

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thirteen? Yeah? Your battery stillwork? It does? That's really rounded?
I mean I think that's like older. I thought it in twenty nineteen.
That's what I know. But isn'tthat the case that makes it?
Uh? Rounded? Yeah? Morerounded? Because the case I would think,
who knows? Okay, here's mydumb question. Then, okay,
unless you memorize what phone you boughtmost recently, how are you supposed to

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know what phone you have? Ididn't get to know what this is.
Well you can know, okay,So Greg, you can go to have
a Yeah, you can go tosettings? It does it? Does?
You go to settings? Really?Right, let's find out what phone.
I had the fifteen Max and thengo to generator by General and then go
to about okay, and it shouldsay, well you have model name.

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Oh I have an iPhone thirteen Promacs. Oh, yes, newer than mine?
Got good? Yeah, I gotthe fourteen Pro. I have the
eleven pro. They're up to sixteen, right, fifteen because I didn't get
the one last year. Usually Iget the new one, but I did
not get it. I know,right, It's cool. We've all learned
something. Yep. Anyway, sothis Greg not r. Greg says that

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the sites aren't loaded in the backgroundslowing up your phone like you know,
people may think like a computer does. He says he never closes his out
like what he doesn't delete his textmessages, but he goes, if I
want to go back to a websiteto scroll until I find it on there?
See, that seems to take waylonger than like, don't you know?
Don't you know you could bookmark somethinglike if it's a site that you
like, Like okay, like Ihave won for downloading Instagram videos for example,

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Right, I just bookmarked it,so I have to google it and
find the right one all the time. Yeah, they're back. You say
too. Now three tabs Wow,so weird. Wow. Every time I
try to delete them, I thinkyou got a virus. You got a
virus. Well yeah, it hasfive hundred and three taps. Now because
you put that app where you cansee everything in your phone right right,

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oh the spider, Yes, immediately, keyboard tracker. I can just listen
in and anytime I have access toyour microphone now, at all times your
phone. Yeah, well done,Gabrielle. I'll send us an email about
the shredded cheese thing we were talkingabout. How okay, So if you
didn't hear this, people are takinglike the shredded cheese, the bagged shredded

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cheese that you buy at the grocerystore, and it's covered in you know,
like a like a dust for lackof a better term here, very
fun that keeps it from sticking andclumping together anti coagulant. Yeah, and
I forget which one uses which,but like one uses corn starch, the
other one uses something else. Anyway, so people are rinsing that off because
they say, like, well,you know, people shouldn't be ingesting that.

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You just want the regular You justwant the cheese without the dust,
right, right, so gross.Gabrielle here says, hoy, what do
you show? I don't miss asingle man of the show. I love
you guys, but I was catchingshe was catching up while she was showering.
Greg, Oh wow and uh andjust had to email it to clarify
something. People aren't rinsing their shrededcheese because they're scared or worried about the

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coating powder, which is what itsaid in the article would be. We're
saying, like why they did it, But it's because the coating makes it
not melt very well if you ifyou rinse it, it melt so much
better. Raby is right, andfreshly grated from a cheese block is way
better, which none of us argued. True, right, But I think
we should do a taste test becauseI said if you had both in front

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of you, they would taste quitedifferent. I don't know if they one
washed one anyway, not washed,but from the same brand. Yeah,
the same kind, sharp chest rightsharp jeddar, you know, shredded,
pre shredded, and then one weshread ourselves. But it's one of you
guys know why people are rinsing theircheese because accuracy is important to me.

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I'm not caping for these lazy bonesby any means. I just wanted to
clarify anyway, Enough about cheese.Here's her power rankings. We have a
listener power ranking for a while.Ravy forever, that bitch, that girl
she is mother. Okay, Idon't know what all that means, but
I love sure Greg number two Ababe, she says, Woody are fearless

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leader. I got a heart emoje. That's nice, Sea Bass. It
pains me to say this, buthe's moved up lately due to being one
of the only rational, logical membersof the team. Okay, so there
you go. Thank god he's notstanding any and then Mena says, my
little buddy me love that is fromthat is from Gabby. Yeah, okay,

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now she's a lunatic. Yeah,they have go wash your cheese.
I'm gonna afford this to you becausesomebody sent a really long email about your
back issues. Oh yeah, sayingthat they had the same thing. They
have a L five a degenerative vertebraeand she coughed and a disc popped out

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psiatic nerve. Oh god. Yeah, So anyway it goes, it goes
on. Had had the MRI.I see how bad it was. But
yeah, by the way, howthat turn out? Did they ever give
you like the results? I don'thave the results yet. I did on
Monday, I did. It wasso easy, but they did. They
gave me ear plugs and they gaveme a pillow for my to put my
legs on. So it was supereasy and easy. Yeah, it's almost

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relaxing. Yeah. I enjoyed itmost Yeah, I'll send you this.
Oh this is from Dave. Ikept saying, she sorry, sorry,
Dave, Dave, all right,Dave, thanks, I'm I don't gender
here. I think I just assumedby the way it was written, it
kind of sounded like it was kindof day. Don't you Guys do that
if you're like reading something or evenif you're watching somebody. We do this

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all the time we see somebody onTV because we have TVs here in the
studio where the sound isn't on andwe've assigned a voice to that. Oh
totally yeah, and I will dothat too, Like I'll read something before
I even see who wrote it orwhat I like, I already have in
my mind, like who wrote this? Like I, oh, this is
this is written by written by Wow. Yeah, that's why I said it's

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a problematic. Yeah. Uh,let's see. So this is from Arnold,
emailed the woodieshow dot com. Whatdoes she have to say? You
don't know how Arnold identifies subject whatmy wife bought? Hey, guys,
I just listened to the podcast whereGreg secretly shopped at Michael's. I came

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home and my wife asked me tohang this up. This is what she
just bought. In case I forgetwhere I am in the house, this
will come in handy all in melove. That is from Arnold. It's
two big wooden arrows on the topand the bottom separate, and then there
was a rectangle sign right in themiddle. It says kitchen the heart of

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the home. Look at this,Yes, huge, so big. It's
in three separate You gotta hang allthree pieces. Yeah. Yeah, that
points to the direction of the kitchens. Where do I go? As Arnold
says, here just in case hegets lost in his own home. Home,

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guys, he'll know where the kitchenis. That's perfect for people with
dementia. Yeah, that is sotagging. Thank you for the email.
Send us an email email at thewoodieshow dot com. That's email at the
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The Woody Show. I got totalk. I gotta tell what I'm

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doing. Well, we are intoanother new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It is Thursday morning. It's got my days all screwed up
again. Yeah, but it's goodThursday. I'm fine with. It's when
you think it's Thursday, it's reallyWednesday, yeah, right, you know?
Or Monday? Yeah, Friday,Monday right? Oh yeah, yeah,
you might want to see a doctorfor that one. Rough Thursday morning,

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it's a pre Friday. It's Aprilthe twenty fifth, twenty twenty four
Woody Raymy Greg Menie, what askthere's Sammy got the phones open for you
at eight seven seven forty four Woodingyou'd like to be a part of the
show eight seven seven forty four Woodingtext you can always do that over to
too nine eight seven. So theDepartment of Transportation announced new passenger rights rules

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where airlines are required to refund passengersin cash for long delays and cancelations.
Now this includes airlines that chang youritinerary the day before your trip. You
ever get that or that, heywe have an upstay to your itinerary.
You're like, wait, what somewhatrecently? Yeah, that happened. Do

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you ever like book a flight wayahead of time and then you'll get his
emails? Yeah, constantly all theway leading up to the flight, Like
the time just changing constantly. Yeah, but a lot of times it's only
like, you know, ten orfifteen minutes. Yeah, it's not like
anything drastic, but it would giveyou a chance to get a full refund.
That opens them up for a fullcash refund, not of this valcher.
It's got to be used for acertain amount of mons type thing.

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But we know the sheanigans where theypush away from the gate and then sit
there right. Well, the delayswould be covered for more than three hours
for domestic flights, more than sixhours for international flights. You get the
refund if you don't take the delayedor the rescheduled flight. So just because
it's delayed and then you take theflight doesn't mean that you're getting cash.
Yeah, you're right. So thatmeans like, Okay, there's a delay,

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I'm not taking this flight. Youcan walk away get a cash refund,
or you should if you take therescheduled flight, you don't get the
cash refund, right because that's theflight you expect right now. If your
flight gets canceled and they're able toput you on the flight the next morning,
you have to take that. That'sit again, you get nothing,
all right. There's also new rulesfor lost baggage, so if your bags

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are lost not delivered to you withintwelve hours, you get cash. Oh
sweet. Yeah, and the airlinesnow have to refund you for extra services
that you paid for. You know, like sometimes when you book a ticket
to say would you like to bookthe Wi Fi now? Or if you
pay for like a premium seat selectionin flight entertainment stuff things like that they
have to refund you. But I'vealways found that they've done that. Like

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if I paid for like a extracomfort plus or whatever they call it,
right, you know, and theflight ends up getting changed and they put
me in a different seat, that'snot that I've gotten that credit before.
They'll refund that. I've seen thatbefore. I don't know if it's part
of this to me, but Ithink it's happening with the airlines, and
it's happening with a lot of companies, which I like. It's just ice

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transparency where you see the price,the full price with all the fees and
everything when you first look at theflight, not like when you're about to
check out, then there's all theseother feet there. The flight started at
the thirty nine dollars each way,and then next thing you know, it's
four hundred dollars each way by thetime, Yeah, time to check out.
Yeah, which there is a wayto get the thirty nine dollars flight.

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You just can't bring a bag.You're sitting in the middle seat right
next to the restroom in the backof the plane. You're right about to
breathe. Greg was admiring one ofmy bags the other day that I've taken
on flights. I can't it isit where it's like this like half little
actually like a quarter sized backpack thingthat I have and I use your shoulder.

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I usually put like camera equipment inthere, but I have used it
for flights before. It has likeyou know those extra charges for bags.
It's the size of a small purse, basically a cross body thing, right,
yeah, really cool. And Isaid, man, I love your
bag, and he said, youknow, I took this on a trip.
Yeah, ladies, it was awesome. Yeah, Like what did you

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put in there? A toothbrush?What do you use it for? One?
Like a quick a quick trip.I usually put camera equipment in there,
but if I'm doing like a quicktrip and I know you'll get charge
for extra stuff, yeah, I'llput like a pair of underwear in there
and then some toilet trees and shirtand stuff. That's it. Yeah,
that's it. I couldn't just uselike a backpack and have a little bitre
room because they don't charge you fora backpack. You get a personal life.

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That backpack is like huge. Abackpack is here? Yeah that thing?
Yeah, gills can that's what Ilove about those backs. It's one
of the greatest things that we've gottenas far as like a company or station
gear. Great backpack. Yeah,they've got they have these really nice like

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backpacks. I don't I forget makesa I s I don't know, you
see them everywhere, but yeah,I mean you can get a lot of
stuff in there. It actually madereally well. I've I'm like cheaping out
like everything else that happens. Yeah, I've taken that thing around the world.
I know I want another one.I want more. They're so nice.

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Eight seven four Wood is the fonenumber for calling in text two to
nine eight seven one of my hugestpet peeves. And you guys fly one
hundred times more than I do.So I wasn't used to this, but
I think it was American Airlines thatI booked a flight and then I thought,
okay, good flight's booked, allsaid and done. And then about

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five minutes later, I get anemail from the airline saying, now it's
time to book your seat. Whichseat would you like? Oh, you
didn't do that when you booked thisone is the ticket? No, it's
like afterwards, So and then Isaid, okay, if you want to
sit here, it's thirty nine bucks. You want to sit here, it's
fifty nine bucks. But if Ibooked a flight, what was I booking

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other than a seat on a bike. You'll get a seat on the plane,
but if you want to, ifyou want to pick your specific seat,
right. I get what Greg said, but I too because when you're
you're about to check out, I'lltell you though, when you're about to
check out, it says, okay, select a seat for like thirty bucks.
I'm not gonna pay the thirty bucksI'm gonna get. I'm gonna skip
that. So you don't select aseat, and then that email will come

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back later asking for you to selecta seat again, right, and it's
asking to charge you right to selectthat seat. And I'm like, no,
I don't want to select anything.I don't want to pay anything.
If you wait till you get tothe airport, you want to sign you
a seat, it's probably not gonnabe the one that you want. But
because they charge a premium for beingtowards the front of the plane, the
exit rows, I'll seat the windowseat. So the only ones that are

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really quote no extra charge ahead oftime are the middle seats toward the back.
Yeah, it just whatever they giveyou, right, But at the
time, it didn't say in advance, okay, pick your seat for whatever
the dollar amount was. It wasafter the fact, and I had never
flown. I don't believe with them, or at least I remember, and
I thought, that's like booking ahotel room and then you get an email,

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yeah, now pick your Yeah youknow what did I book? Yeah?
Well, if you have a specificlike you want to be on a
high floor away from the elevator,it's so dumb, right, I mean,
I agree, I do. Ifthere's gonna be extra leg room like
that comfort plus. Okay, fine, I get that you're getting extra room.
It's like if you want to bookfirst class, it's going to be
an extra charge, of course.But yeah, I've never seen the words

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after the fact. I've always seenit where, yeah, I know exactly
what Greg's talking was weird because Ilook at the seats that are available before
I even go forward with the flight, because if they don't have like a
seat that I want, yeah,I'm going to find a different flight because
they really want you to select thatseat to pay that extra money. Right,
So we're gonna take a break andthen we're gonna come back. And

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I was asking my daughter some triviaquestions. This is an idea that came
up in one of our meetings.My daughter's eleven years old. She's in
fifth grade, and so we're goingto see how she does with stuff that
she's learning in school compared to medicine. Sammy love it. So my eleven
year old daughter answering some questions andshe was psyched to do it. She's

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like, can I tell my friendsI'm gonna be on the show. She's
a ham man. She gets itfrom her mother. Yep. But yeah,
so I have those questions for you. Next trivia questions with my daughter.
I'm excited. Now. These aresome of these I got directly from
because she just brought home, likeevery couple of weeks they bring home like

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a whole packet of their homework that'sbeen graded so you can see how you
know they're doing it. So itturned out, Yeah, so I went
back and I actually grabbed some stufffrom her homework. So it's like fifth
grade homework stuff. So this isliterally, are you smarter than a fifth
grader? Yes, But there's alsosome stuff in here. That I grabbed
and Morgan helped me out with itfrom fourth grade, fourth grade level stuff.

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So it's fourth and fifth grade stuffshe should know. Yeah, I'm
not getting ahead for her, youknow, but we don't need to because
we got people here in their thirtiesand forties, right, and she's left.
And this is an idea I mentionedbefore the break that came up in
one of our meetings, and somebodysaid, you know, it'd be fun.

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What if you asked your daughter someof these trivia questions and to see
how Menace and Sammy would stack upall right against my eleven year old fifth
grader. Wow, and so andso that's what we've done here. Awesome.

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Just talk to her yesterday. Theseare fresh, Some of them are
directly from the homework packet that shebrought home from her homework over the last
couple of weeks. And now,Menace, you're forty two, forty three,
forty three. I think I believeyou're forty three forty three. I
don't know. Sammy's thirty six.My daughter is adorable and eleven eleven?

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Okay, yeah, yeah, allright, So we're just going to try
to guess if Menace and Samue willget okay, kind of like d u
y Q. All right, sowe're not going to guess if your daughter
gains no, no, no,because I mean, you know, these
are these are like fifth and fourthgrade level stuff. So she gets it
wrong. I mean it can beexpected. She's only you know, I
expect her to get them all correct. Well spoiler alert, she does not.

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She does not getting them all right, but she's just learning this stuff,
some of them right, all right, So here we go. Question
number one, how many stripes areon the American flag? All right?
How many stripes are on the Americanflag? Somebody just have follow up questions
too, okay, just so youknow, all right, Greg, what

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do you think that's? Okay?We're not gussing your daughter. So I'm
gonna say double no, all right, double no, ravy, double no.
Uh, I'm gonna say hmm,I'm gonna say that double yes.
Okay, I'm going yes on thisone. I feel I'm pretty sure we've

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had this one on a DUIQ aswell. Yeah that matters, not okay
exactly, so fair also fair arehere we go, I've done it last
week. And how many stripes areon the American flag? Menace menues nineteen
nineteen thirteen thirteen is the nom correct? The follow up question, I'm guessing

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it's the thirteen colonies? Is whatthey stand for? Yeah, we were
gonna ask medicine see if he knewthat. But yeah, you could jump,
you could jump the colonies jumping inif you want. Right, here's
my daughter. How many stripes areon the American flag? What? Wait
now, not twelve thirteen because thethirteen colonies? I guess correct, thirteen?

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Now? Who was it that thethirteen colonies were declaring their independence?
From? Follow up question minutes fromthe British. Sammy, Yes, from
the British. From the British,all right, well, there weren't nineteen
stripes there. That'd be a reallyinteresting looking for representing the thirteen og colonies

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they were declaring their independence From theBritish? Did my daughter know it?
Now? Who was it that thethirteen colonies were declaring their independence? From
follow up question the British? Allright, she is adorable. Proud dad,
proud dad, all right? Questionnumber two? All right, so

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this one's a vocab word from thebook that you guys are going over The
Phantom Tollbooth by Norton, justterre youfamiliar with that? Yes, okay,
spell precarious? Oh wow, allright, oh boy, all right,
spell precarious. Okay you guys thinkokay, so no for meads, Yeah,

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no, for menace, I'm gonnadouble now you're double knowing. Sammy
sometimes throws in random stuff. Yeah. She looks like she's trying to find
her confidence here, like she's like, I think I got it right,
I will say, you know,I'm gonna go yeah. No for menace,
Yes, we're saying I'll agree withGreg all right, I agree with
red double no, double no.I'll be impressed if your daughter gets this.

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This is a tough word. Alright. Uh, menace, We're gonna
start with you, all right,all right, So this one's a vocab
word from the book that you guysare going over, The Phantom Tollbooth by
Norton. Justter you familiar with that? Yes? Okay, spell precarious.
Oh you said percarious or bercrrious?Can you define carus ahead? Can you

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define what you go? You can? You? Can you heard it differently?
Yeah? Well I'll just change theB to A P P E R
C A R U S precarious bercarrious? Looking for that? Have you
heard the word bercarious? I thoughtthat's what you said. Maybe it's a

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word I never heard. You heardyou say it. I heard, Sam
you've heard the word before. Ihave heard the word before. Okay,
how do you spell it? PR e c A r I O U
s. There you go, noise, precarious, precarious, it's not percarious,
it's precarious. Spell precarious p Re c A r I O U

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s N. Nice job. Now, follow up question, what does it's
one of your vocab words? Whatdoes precarious mean? All right? Menace?
No, but maybe he knows asmenace? No, Sammy, Well
she's familiar with the word, canexplain what it means. I'll say yes

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for Samy, no for menace.Agreed, agreed? Okay, yeah,
I'll go with that. All right. So what does what does it mean?
Menace? Uh? To be curiousabout things? To be curious?
Okay, all right, Sammy?Is it when like you're sort of acting
older than you are, like akid acting older? No, you ever

(29:25):
hear like he's in a really precarioussituation? Oh, what word am I
thinking of? So based on that, would what would your guests be menace?
Say it again, like if someone'sin a precarious situation, like it's
kind of in a precarious situation,Ah, a bad situation like if he
if he risky, tricky risky?Right, Oh, that's precarious situation.

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There, it's not stable. Allright, here we go. Now follow
up question what does it's one ofyour vocab words? What does precarious mean?
It means it's something and dangerous,a risky. Very good, nailing
it. That's my girl nailing itall right. This is my eleven year
old daughter. She was in fifthgrade. These are fourth and fifth grade

(30:10):
level questions for seeing how she doespretentious pious. No, that's also not
what you're using a precocious. Ohmaybe it's that one then yeah, yeah,
maybe right, just let her riteinto what she was thinking. Maybe
if I look it up. Allright? Question number three are here we

(30:33):
go? How many great lakes arethere? Oh? I don't know why
I'm confident with this one. Youare? I'm going to double yes it.
I'll go double no. Yeah,I'm really okay, double no,
double no. And then you're sayingdouble yes. I am you sure?
Wow? Yeah, I want tochange your answer. No is your final

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answer? Yes, wow, someonedoes not want to be a million there.
And I know this is a repeater, I think from the past,
but I have faith. All Right, here is all right, Here we
go? All right, here wego. How many great lakes are there?
Sammy? Three? Three? Iwrote down. Initially I wrote down
three, and then I wrote downsix. Ooh man, five, The

(31:19):
answer is five. We tried tobring you over, girl, I know,
but I thought they would. Well. I don't know if it's gonna
be a follow up. I'll holdmy commentary. All right, are here
we go? How many great lakesare there? Twelve? Less, ten,
less than ten? Five, five, It doesn't I don't know why

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you're excited. It doesn't count.You didn't get that one right. That
one's wrong. I said twelve,last five, you said five. Last
the answer is five. You saidtwelve, then he said ten. I
said five. Sounds like somebody weknow. All right, Nope, next
question, my eleven year old daughter, Oh wait, was there no follow

(32:05):
up to that? There's no followup to that. Naming as not a
follow up. A follow up forall of them. Remember that what you
learned in kindergarten it's homes. HO M E. S. That's how
you remember here on Ontario, Michiganerie superior homes. Look at the blank
stairs. Check out those blank stads. Still next question? All right,

(32:28):
how about this one? How longdoes it take the Earth to rotate on
its axis? Hmmm in a giventime? I don't understand the question to
you don't How long does it?Oh? Like one rotation? All right?
How about this one? How longdoes it take the Earth to rotate

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on its axis? Is directly fromthe homework. That's a poorly written question.
You know. They came directly fifthgrade. It came directly from our
homework. I mean I understand.I mean I got what they were going
for. Yeah, I will saydouble no, me too, Okay,
really now I'm the one who haslike faith in them. Yeah, I
mean a hope. But I'm sayingdouble yeah, double yes. All right,

(33:14):
here we go. We'll start withyou Sammy. All right, how
about this one? How long doesit take the Earth to rotate on its
axis? One year? One year? Menace? I say twenty four hours.
Twenty four hours, oh trips aroundthe sun? I guess one rotation
of the Earth's one trip around thesun right like on its day. We're

(33:38):
leaving out ay words like one fullrotation? Would it would be a better
question? Yeah? I mean Iread it and I understood it when I
asked the question that way. Butnow you guys are just being to relax
with the school system. You shoulddemand better. Good job, menace than
you finally got one, Menace,got a point. Here's my daughter.

(33:58):
How long does it take the earthto rotate on its axis? Twenty four
hours, which is equal to aday a day. Nice work, nice
work, Yeah, good girl.All right, here we go. Next
question, who are the four presidentsrepresented on Mount Rushmore? Double? No?

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Double? No? Raby you're Ashima? No, here's Shima. I'll
go to Nagasaki. No, Okay, on this one. I will give
them a second to work out theiranswers. Over there, they're both still
writing. All right, we're goingto be here for a while, you
think so. Yeah? Has metismoved or he fall asleep? He looks

(34:39):
completely motionless, he's focused. Okay, I can't see what his hand's doing
over there. Probably a good thing. Yeah, it's writing all right?
Up? His pen is down isdown? All right? Sammy about writing?
Almost all right? All right,okay, so right, well,

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yeah, I mean, now,I guess I just gotta put one down
that I know is not it?Okay, all right, all right?
Okay Obama? Who are the fourpresidents represented on Mount Rushmore? All right?
Menace? I put Washington, Lincoln, Jackson, Garfield. You got
two out of the four. What'dyou write down? Washington, Roosevelt,

(35:28):
Truman and Lincoln? You got threeout of the four. Nobody got Jefferson,
nobody got Jefferson. Who are thefour presidents represented on Mount Rushmore?
Washington, Roosevelt, Jefferson, Jeffersonand Lincoln. You got it? I

(35:59):
thought you were And get that onewrong? Cap bruh cow That's what I
told her. I know that oneright? All right? All right,
So we have a little trivia questionchallenge going on here. It's my eleven
year old fifth grader and Menace andSammy. We have some more questions,

(36:21):
but we got to a break allright, Okay, you want to do
more for the breakout? Oh?Yeah, a lot of writing? Sorry,
you could have got like two morequestions. Yeah, do you want
to do more for the break?You want to call? Yeah? Okay,
all right, what'd you like it? Seven? Seven forty four.
What is the number? Hit usup with the text over to two tone

(36:42):
seven. Yeach, this is whata lot of people are on the text
Yeah, precocia saying that's the wordthat Sammy was trying for instead of precarious
or pretentious, or pretentious or orburke carrious. Menaced even know the word
berke carrious sounds like by curious.All right, more what he show's next?
Hang on the show, we hada story of the news about a

(37:07):
woman in Indianapolis who got herself arrestedover a road rage incident where she threw
spaghetti and then she pointed a gunat another driver. The victim told the
cops that she was turning right,the other driver turned left in front of
her, and she did admit,she goes, look, I honked the
horn and I shouted at the otherdriver. That's when the other driver brake
checked her, flashed the gun,tailed her, threw the full container of

(37:30):
spaghetti at her, yikes, andthen the other woman's side swiped her and
then pointed the gun at her.By the way, the victim driver here,
the woman's pregnant and she had threekids in the car with her.
Nobody was hurt, Thank God lucky. But you know, Raby had a
what she called a rage reaction.I'm having rage reactions. We never gotten

(37:51):
a ticket for something other than speeding, And so you get this ticket,
but then you see everybody else allover the place doing it and there's no
cop anywhere pulling anybody over for it. Yes, what I got a ticket
for was getting in a left turnlane too early. Yeah lines huh right,

(38:13):
But it wasn't a double line oranything like that. I just got
in the lane and the guy officerchow was it really did a U turn
illegal? U turn on his biketo come get me for doing it on
his bike? Just floor it?Question motorcycle? Okay, does have any

(38:37):
other response other than rage? Look, but everybody does it. So like
now I'm like super careful about whenI get into lane. There was a
line that you crossed to get intobecause there is no turn lane without the
line, otherwise it's just another laneof tracks. I'm not but I'm just

(38:57):
get in that lane so early.Oh yeah, and so like because I'm
doing it correctly now because I don'twant to get a ticket. I almost
got hit the other day because somebodywas already in that lane, you know
what I'm saying. And they gotin it so freaking early, so far
back, like chow, what's thedeal? Where are you at? Dog?
Nowhere to give this person a ticket? Who almost hit me? And

(39:22):
then if you look around, peopledo it all the time. They get
in that lane stone sure tickets andnobody's there to do a U turn on
their bike to come give somebody elsea ticket. That's always the way it
is. People get speeding tickets flylike wait, so I got a speeding
ticket for going nine miles over thespeed limit. But then this guy is
too fast, too furious, overweaving in and out of traffic. I

(39:46):
know. Yesterday I was on thehighway and this guy was driving a car.
It had no hood on it.It looked like it was from the
seventies. You can see that.The guy's like cracked out. You look,
no license plate and he's just goingall over the place. I yeah,
where hello anybody? Anybody? Yeah? I see that all the time.
Like I told you, I sawthat one car. It was painted

(40:07):
like this really bright blue. Itwas like a Honda Civic. It was
like this like like a candy applered, but it was like almost like
a candy apple blue, very bright, sparkly blue. And they had taken
that same color that they used forthe car. It's like they never even
took the license plate off. Theyjust everything was the same color, the
license plate, so of course youcould not even read the license plate.

(40:29):
I'm like, how is this person? How is this person still anybody?
I mean anybody whatever. Good forthem, I guess, but you got
to wonder, like here, I'mworried about, like, oh man,
I got to make sure that myregistration's paid up. I got to make
sure that I have this uh noexactly, having unnecessarily angry reactions to it.

(40:49):
Have you gotten from this same officer? He's pulled me over three times
and I've gotten one ticket from him. This was the one, but this
was the stupidest one. Yeah,that is so dumb. He didn't take
me for going left on a redlight, so to finally give you Yeah,
he's like you again? You again? Yeah? Hello, Newman show.

(41:17):
Shouldn't I just man up and stopbeing a whining quief boy? This
is the Woody Show. Hi,welcome back. Everybody got some more questions
here. It's my eleven year olddaughter's you cute. Yeah, she's in
fifth grade and I asked her sometrivia questions. Yeah, I said,

(41:38):
good job on this bit woodie funand she's so cute. I'll bay thank
you O. What his daughter isawesome? One question? Public or private
school? She is in private school, so not the public education that h
Sammy, Menace came through that.I came up through it. I came
through it. Yeah. Yeah,we changed them during COVID because we actually

(41:59):
wanted them to learn something. Thisone says a great segment, enjoying it
tremendously. So let's get back tothe questions. Is there all questions fourth
fifth grade level? A lot ofthem were from her homework and and so
we'll see how Menace and Sammy doagainst someone who is actually in that stage
of their education. Right, allright? Next question is what type of

(42:23):
gas do plants absorb? Okay,all right? What type of gas is
absorbed by plants? Will double knowthis double? No? I want to
double. I want to do Iwant to double yes, But they are
still taking a very long time.So I'm gonna go. I'm gonna I'll

(42:46):
Sammy, come on, you knowthis right a few minutes, you know,
do you guys want to win themillion dollars. I'm gonna say no,
all right, double no, Sammy, I have faith in you.
Thank you. You never have faith. Very get a plaque to acknowledge this
moment and get a room. Yeah, all right, here we go.

(43:07):
What type of gas do plants absorb? Sammy? Carbon dioxide? Menace?
Sammy is correct, but I wrotedown hydrogen is correct, but I wrote
hydrogen. You don't, girl,Yeah, hydrogen not so much? Heard
it? Yeah? Yeah, allright, So here's what my daughter said.

(43:28):
What type of gas do plants absorb? Carbon dioxide? Also known as
CO two? CO two? That'scorrect? Trying the good a bunch more.
I don't have enough time to doall of them here. Well,
okay, we have to. Wehave to do this one. All right.
What is the only city in theUS that is not in any of

(43:52):
the fifty states? What is huh? All right? What is the only
city in the U U s Thatis not in any of the fifty states.
There's a US city that is notin any one of the fifty states?
All right? Got it? DoesGreg know it? I know it

(44:12):
doesn't. Bravy doesn't. What isthe only city in the US got it
not? Can I just say it? Wait? Wait, hold on,
We're going to go around the roomon this one. We're going to go
around the room on this one.What is the only city in the US
that is not in any of thefifty states? I think I got it.
I got it now, it's DC. Okay, you got away?

(44:35):
They were both smiling right away.Yeah you didn't. Let us just blurt
it out before then. Yeah,week I was delayed getting getting on that.
I got it right away. Nota dumb ass. What is the
only city in the US that isnot in any of the fifty states?

(44:58):
Washington, d C, which isalso the capital of what the United States?
Follow up question, yes, gobet all right? What does the
d C in Washington, d C? Stand for? All right? Well,
Menace and Sammy, No, yes, they will. It's a fourth

(45:19):
time around, all right. Atleast you gotta let Sammy go first.
Sammy the one gets it wrong themost. Yeah, that's that's what happens
in District of Columbia. Menace,She is correct? Is correct? That
is right? All right? Here'swhat my daughter said. What does the
d C in Washington, d C? Stand for? Dental Community? Dental

(45:39):
Community yep, dental communitys Well,she just went to the dentist like two
days ago, so that's kind ofon the brain. All right. Here
I gave her an opportunity to askone question that she had for menace and
Sammy. Good. All right,here we go. All right, you

(46:00):
get to ask medicine Sammy a questionabout anything to see if they know it.
What's your question for them? Okay, when you look at a horse's
foot, what is the what isthe V called in the middle of their
foot? So, if you pickup a horse's foot and you look at
the bottom of their hoof, righttheir foot, Yeah, there's a V

(46:21):
in the bottom of the foot.What is that called? That's what she's
asking. Man, I've cleaned thosemany times. You get this little pick,
yeah, pick thing. What's itcalled? Loves horses? So of
course it's a horse question. It'scalled I'm just gonna put hoof hoof?
All right, uh Sammy, glueglue glue maybe eventually, yeah, yeah,

(46:46):
exactly, all right, here wego. Okay, when you look
at a horse's foot, what isthe what is the V called in the
middle of their foot? Whoa sureis still going to get this wrong?
I don't even know what that's called. What is it called a frog?
That's what it's really called a frog. That's the technical name for it.
Yes, I'm riding horses for fouryears. Is that true? Like it's

(47:09):
called a frog, it's not likethe slang name for it, sir,
Sure enough. The frog is aV shaped structure that extends forward across about
two thirds of the soul. Itsthickness grows from the front to the back,
and at the back it merges withthe heel whatever that is a peria
ble. Do you know what thatword is? Period? It's that period

(47:32):
period. You're right, frog isthe right answer. Yes, it's like
older horses. They you just gowalk up to them and they'll put it
there. They'll look, they wantyeah, right thigh. They know what
you're doing. Yeah, wow,I know what you're here for. Yeah,

(47:53):
you're here to pick the frog.You're here to pick my frog,
pick my feet up. The WoodyShow and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Thursday morning, a pre Friday.

(48:14):
It's are fril the twenty fifth,twenty twenty four Woody Bravy Y Minice
Sea Best. There's Sammy phones openeight seven seven four Wooding, you can
hit us up with the text overto two to nine eight seven. It's
NFL Draft Day. This year's eventis taking place in Detroit, and I

(48:34):
was reading something that I guess it'sgoing to be. They're anticipating at least
all the NFL beat writers are predictingthree top eight trades in the draft's first
round. Yeah, so they're sayingthe first four picks are going to be
Caleb Williams go the Bears, JadenDaniels, the Commanders, Drake Made for

(48:58):
the Patriots, Sammy and Marvin HarrisonJunior for the Cardinals. That seems to
be, you know, and thennone of those teams are going to give
up that pick. Well, withthe fifth pick, the Chargers are Chargers
down. Yeah, they're going todeal the pick to the Vikings, who
will take J McCarthy at quarterback JJMcCarthy. And then at six, the

(49:19):
Giants are going to take Malick NeighborsMalik. Titans will then trade the seventh
pick to the Buffalo Bills, sothen get their hands on a wide receiver
they need one. And with theeighth pick, the Saints are going to
move up to take some offensive tackleJoe Alt. So we'll see, we'll
see how it plays out. Butyeah, NFL Draft Day one noise.

(49:42):
I would love it if some teamcould just like really make a splash and
the commanders are like, the dealis too good. The commanders can't turn
it down. Today is also NationalTelephone Day, and you know we love
old timey stuff, and so I'vegot this clip. This is from a
newsreel from nineteen thirty six ohs oldwhere they were explaining to the public how

(50:10):
to use the new dial telephone.Oh yeah, dial telephones were brand do
they talk like they're not touchtones?No touchtones. This is where like a
it's seppn around in a circle,notary phone, rhone, do the whole
thing. So they had this inthe video of the young girl doing the
demonstrations. The announcers they're explaining howto make a call. The telephones in

(50:32):
this study will be changed to dialservice and all telephone numbers will be changed.
Before calling any number, first securethe number from your new directory,
Then remove the receiver and listen forthe dial tone. It sounds like this
with the receiver off the hook,dial the desired number. Be sure to
allow the dial to freely return toits normal possession. And this is the

(50:54):
ringing segment. Okay, if theline is busy, you'll hear this busy
Yep, you'll hear those busy Doyou remember busy signals? Yeah? I
hated that. I mean, you'llget that if you call the radio station
during a contest or very popular topic. Right, yeah, but they're just

(51:15):
calling your friend and yeah busy.No, but just in everyday life.
It is the last time you heardit busy signal. The new thing that
shopped me out is in the middleof getting a voicemail, like they'll people
will pick up. Yeah, that'shappened to. How does that work?
There's a new feature on their iPhone. Right, you can even watch you
can even read the message while they'releaving it. Oh, while they're leaving

(51:38):
it. Oh, I didn't seethat. It's weird. So that's it's
basically called screening. You can answerit if you realize, oh, this
is my doctor's office or whatever youChrissy still does that, Like if you
call the house, it goes totheir answering machine, which is a legit
answering machine, and she'll listen.She'll screen screen, Hey baby, she'll
pick up. Oops. Remember thefirst time experiencing call waiting. Yeah,

(52:00):
because all my friends, I waslike, that's cool. Yeah, we
didn't have call waiting. And thenI would hear a click and they would
say, hold on, I haveanother call. I said, what do
you mean? How? What?How do you take that other call?
You you push the hang up thingand that well, hang up on.
I didn't experience that because, well, one thing, I didn't start driving

(52:22):
until I was eighteen, and Ididn't have a car, and so I
would have to get picked up alot from my from my mom. But
she didn't have call waiting because shethought it was rude to interrupt. And
I'm telling you, my mom couldbe on the phone legit like three hours.
That worked out for you that HeyI tried to call you. It
was busy, right, No,not when I need to get picked get

(52:44):
off the But I'm taking in othersituations where it's like, hey, you
know it never worked out. You'rerunning late or something I came. No,
like I'll get off a train andbeing where you at sitting there,
the phone's busy. Call back twohours later, phone still busy. I
do love those videos that you seeonline where they'll put the piece of like

(53:05):
technology like a CD player or aphone and they ask kids how to use
it. Oh, I love thatstuff, you know, Like if I
put down like a just a regularphone, maybe my daughter, because we
still we still have like a nota landline. It's all through the voice
over IP stuff, but we couldwe have what looks like, you know,
just a regular cordless phone, rightbecause the cell signals sucks where we

(53:30):
are, so we still have that. But most people don't even have that.
But like, if you put downa VCR in front of my kids,
you say, how do you usethis? That would be confusing.
Yeah, they wouldn't know what todo. Oh the hell's this? No
way right? I don't think mykids have ever experienced the commercials or not
having whatever they wanted to watch inthe moment they wanted to watch it.
In fact, I know they haven'tbecause it's always been at least DVRs.

(53:52):
The entire generation must be so jaded, I know. But how are they
jaded if that's just what they've alwaysknown. That's true, that's their norm,
but not willing to wait for anythingbecause still exist. But the fact
that they don't lodge sports. Imean jaded in the sense that they don't
know the struggles. It was so. But if you don't know that I

(54:13):
can be appreciated. That is gettingin trouble for using four one one,
you know, because it costs somuch money. Phones are open eight seven
seven forty four. What he don'tsupprise? Yeah, Someone's like, what
how are you going to ask?If I remember busy signals? We hear
them all the time when we callthe windside. That's what I'm saying.
You know I don't have that experience, is because I'm not calling to win
radio contests, true, or youknow, get in on on the air

(54:35):
for a topic. But I thinkthat's got to be that's got to be
the only time time experience it andthe only place that you would experience a
busy signal at this point, Right, what other situation would that be.
It's not calling the movie for you'reto find out what time of the movie
you want to say, planning?Right, and as you mentioned four one
one, remember when they had thatoption where they could just connect you to

(54:58):
somebody instead of just giving you theoh yeah, that was a game chamber.
So if you don't know what fourone one is if you didn't called
information, Yeah, he called fourone one and you asked for a phone
number for a business, right thenthey would give it to you and then
you would write it down real quick. But then the technology changed and they
asked you would you like to beconnected that number right now? Yeah?
Yeah, and then the phone billshows up and dad, yeah, screams.

(55:21):
But it used to be a liveperson when you called, and they
would look up the number for youand your parents, where all your calls
were highlighted right for what you owed. Absolutely, But then it changed to
a computer, which was the likeoriginal AI. Right, somebody in the
office sent an email and I wason this email. It says I'll give
you all the four to one onewhen I get it. And obviously this

(55:45):
is from an older co worker,but there were like three people in this
email, like the what they hadno idea what the hell that meant?
Was awesome? That's pretty fun.What's seventy three minus four? Yeah?
Yeah, it's hot. Yeah.So gas prices have hit seven dollars and

(56:06):
twenty nine cents a gallon at partsof California, d seven to twenty nine
at gallon. I mean, god, well, hell, you got to
raise money for other countries. Yohyeah. President Biden signed a provision that
could ban TikTok at the Chinese companythat owns it doesn't sell it in the

(56:27):
next nine to twelve months, SoI guess it's nine months, and then
Biden, I guess has a onetime three month extension that he can use.
Yeah, so that could push itthe twelve months. So TikTok says
it's unconstitutional. There's obviously going tobe challenges and everything, but the earliest
of the band could start would beJanuary of twenty twenty five, and then
with the extension that would make ittill April. But yeah, they're saying
that they're really conflicted because you know, they do have to use TikTok for

(56:52):
elections, you know, for promotingwhatever candidate. So yeah, so it
won't take effect till after Yeah,Okay, they just happened to come up.
Oh yeah January Fedory's good. That'swhen the next president, whoever will
be, will be sworn in andyeah we need this. Yeah, well
we'll take care of that. Happywhen all that's over. Yeah. So

(57:13):
there's another story about this female DoorDashdriver who claims that she was penalized by
the company for refusing to drop anorder off to this male nudist. She
says that she was at the restaurantwaiting for the food. She gets a
message from this dude, the customer, saying, just let you know I
am a nudist and will be answeringthe door nude. Okay, I'd be

(57:36):
like, well, get another driver. That's what she did. She responded,
saying, all right, well Iwill be canceling then, yeah,
And then she called support DoorDash Supportasked if they could unassign her without it
affecting her completion rate, okay,because that's the thing when you're one of
the drivers. So they told herthat it wasn't a good enough reason.
He's serious, and that if sheunassigned, her completion rate would go down

(58:00):
and then she wouldn't be paid anything, all right, So she said,
all right, fine, if that, if that's what needs to be done
for me not to see some strangersd then go ahead. And then that's
what happened. That's crazy. Thatis gross. And also he has to
answer the door. She can't justdrop it off outside and then he picks
it up after she leaves like,come on, creep. Of course he

(58:21):
doesn't feel safe, and they're like, too bad. Yeah, that's like
that just crazy. But if youtake out the risk factor of the creep
factory, if he is legit,like hypothetically legit, just a nudist and
he answers the door naked, isanybody taking your face and forcing you to
look at his d just look himin the eyes. Here you go.
But no, I agree, itdefinitely did if it just kind of happened

(58:47):
that way. But the fact ishe's one of these guys who's trying to
get like that's where they talk aboutpeople who do flashing in parking lots and
stuff. It's not about it's notabout them showing up off they're junk.
It's about the reaction that the reaction, right, it's the reaction that they
get. There is a level ofharassment to it, for sure, Yeah,

(59:08):
of course, but yeah, justleave it at this door. Oh
MENA speaking of junk your favorite subject. Yes, a surgeon at Harbor UCLA
Medical Center so fired after looking atthe genitals of patients who were under anesthesia,
and he would do this with themale patients. He'd just lift up
the covers and then discuss them inwhat he calls the Genitals of the day.

(59:31):
So he had a fingoing. Allright, let's see genitals of the
day. Oh my god, takea look. Yeah. Also in the
operating room, he was talking abouthis favorite sex positions, his preference for
autoerotic asphyxiation. By the way,he also took seven hundred thousand dollars from
a company that makes joint replacements andthen never reported the conflict of interest,

(59:52):
and so he was also busted becausehe brought his personal knife into the operating
room. Sounds like to me itcuts. He's currently appealing his firing.
But what doesn't sound like as muchof a case. What's to appeal?
My god? Oh dang, youdon't know you're under anestel of the day

(01:00:12):
you're doing for They're all laughing atyou. Hey, you guys, want
to look at this guy's check itout. We got a hose in him.
I told you when I went formy colonoscopy and the guy was giving
me propofall and one of the lastthings I heard him talking about. I
don't think Sons of Anarchy is aviolent enough show for me, as like

(01:00:36):
the Who's given me this anesteesia.Oh my god, I don't think Sons
of Anarchy is violent enough for me. Wow, I'm like, no,
I told you, I'm watching BetterCall Saul. Finally. I'm surprised it's
not more violent. Oh. Iexpected it to be, because you know,

(01:00:58):
Breaking Bad is pretty violent, notthat it doesn't have moments, but
it's not nearly as violent as Iwas expecting it to be. I still
disappointing. Love the show. I'msurprised. And how far along are you?
I'm in season four? Okay,yeah, so it's just not a
good maintaining goodness. I'm telling you, Greg, you love like I mentioned,

(01:01:20):
Can you pop in on it somewhere? No? No, no,
I didn't like it at the beginning. Now just why what about it?
Didn't you like? I don't know. I just wasn't interested in the brother.
Michael McKean, Uh oh yeah,he buzz. I was just he
bugs leave your phone in the bugsin the mailbox. I was just born.

(01:01:42):
He's so ungroovy. It was reallyslow at the beginning that it was
so slow. The brother's a greatcharacter. The Brother's a great character,
Like he's supposed to be weird andcrazy, right, yeah, right.
I wasn't feeling him, and likeGreg, I was annoyed by him.
You're supposed to be annoyed by him. I mean that's the point of his

(01:02:04):
character. I get a gat Ijust I stopped watching the first like five
apps. Doesn't he keep his foodin the cooler? That gives me anxiety?
But he can't have any kind ofelectricity, nothing with a battery.
And I popped back in on seasontwo. No I'm going to is Tuco.
You can do whatever you want.A character throughout Tuca makes an appearance.

(01:02:25):
Okay, how many seasons that werethere Breaking Bad? Because yet I
haven't seen a frame really okay,so I can watch that life change.
Breaking Bad was so good, andthat's the thing I was really excited about.
Better call Saul, And like youguys, I got caught up in
the very beginning where it's like itseems so slow and it wasn't going anywhere.
But then you hit a point,just like a thing with Breaking Bad,

(01:02:46):
you hit a point where it's likeyou are all in. Oh I
hit that Breaking Bad one second.I hit that with the pilot in Breaking
Back. See I did not threeseconds. So maybe we had opposite experiences.
I had that with Breaking Bad,You're have that with Better Call Saul.
But I'm telling you just push through. It's so good. Once I
made it to the end of BreakingBad, I went to season one and

(01:03:08):
hit play and started right over theWow, god, it's the best show
ever made. See now I wantto go back after Saul is over and
watch Breaking Bad again just to kindof feel it, because it's it's it's
supposed to get like pretty pretty crazyhere in the last because of what six
seasons of seasons a Better Call Saul. So these last you know, two

(01:03:29):
seasons are supposed to be really youknow, this is where kind of like
uh Walter and that kind of worldstarts to filter in and creep into Yeah,
so good. You should watch it, Greg. I know we're telling
a lot of people what they alreadyknow. Yeah, yeah, here tax
six oh five. It's the bettercall Saw is the best show ever behind
Breaking Bad. Okay. I keptseeing it all these lists. I'm like,
maybe I'm just not giving it enoughof a chance. I'm going to

(01:03:51):
push through it, and I'm sohappy that I did. All Right,
all right, eight seven four.He got a couple stories for Greg Greg
centric stories Weed. So if youare Greg, or you're like Greg,
you're gonna want to hear what wegot here for you next on the Woody
Show. Hang on after these messages, you know, men, it's just
can't sit still never. So he'shitting up a bunch different places. He

(01:04:14):
went to the Bass Pro Shop,oh yes, and yeah Irvine, Yeah,
Irvine, dude. Yeah. Hewent to the Back to the Future
Mall, the Twin Pines Mall,the Puente Hills Mall. Yeah, how's
that? How's that looking? Thatone's not doing so well, not so
hot. A lot of I thinkit got heavily affected by the pandemic and
a lot of businesses closed. There'sstill a few stores in there. But

(01:04:36):
what keeps it alive is they havethe Round One bowling Yeah, Ali,
and then they have a really kickass amc but all the middle of the
Back to the Future mall, dude, I know. And they still have
the sign in there. You cantake photos with it. But yeah,
pretty empty, pretty pretty empty,but hot topics still there going strong.

(01:04:57):
Got a deal on some shirts toor less than twenty bucks, which that
hot topic. Yeah, that's awesome. And what did you do? What
what kind of shirts did you getat Hot Topic like outcasts and stuff?
It was a gift, It wasokay, I got it. Yeah,
I've seen the kind of stuff,man, is it Hot Topic or Spencer's.
I was in one of those recentlyand they had a huge, like

(01:05:21):
because the kids wanted to go inthere because they saw like the shirts and
stuff like that. We walked maybeI don't know, ten feet in the
store and all of a sudden thesex section Spencers and it was massive,
huge. It was like a fullon adult store. I remember, like
you used to get like you know, uh, like little buttons and stuff
that you can wear on your jeanjacket that had the S word on it

(01:05:42):
or whatever. That was super coolstuff. But it was like the you
can get your like lava lamps thereand stuff like that. Yeah, it's
like a full on Spencer so much. I forget where we were that even
had a Spencer's, but it wasa full on sex show. Yeah,
they have a lot of stuff forlike bachelorette parties and bachelor parties. Okay,
I knew about it. They've alwayshad that stuff. But that's where

(01:06:03):
a lot of that stuff stems from. I think, No, but I'm
talking like full on dildos and toys. Yeah, oh yeah, butt plugs,
they had all kinds of stuff.Yeah. I went to the Braham
All and they have quite a largeselection there at that Spencer's. Yeah,
and I didn't want to be liketwo over reactionary, so I just kind
of like, you know, yeah, there's not much in here, and

(01:06:23):
just started like, guy, yougotta get I gotta get out of here.
Let's go. Kind of heard thekids out of there. This is
the Woody Show, No crap.I got a couple of things for Greg
Gord excellent starting over in England.This guy he sells wine and he ran

(01:06:44):
the London Marathon while doing a winetasting good look. So he sampled twenty
five different wines, one at eachmile marker. Like, he didn't drink
the full glass each time, butat the end of the race he definitely
was not sober. He finished therace, the entire marathon four hours and
forty one minutes, not bad considering, like you know, you're stopping and

(01:07:08):
you're drinking wine. He was reallygood to it. I saw I saw
one of the videos where he wouldlike, you know, he's swirling it.
Yeah, put his nose in thereand he's like, ah, and
he would like, oh, thisis a pino. It's it's kind of
like a and he he would nailthe year. Oh my god, that's
so impressive. He would nail theyear. And then like he's kind of

(01:07:28):
doing it as he's kind of likerunning in place, and then he like
takes off. Wow, that's funny. He got a lot of it,
even get all, but he gota lot of them, right, no
kidding? Yeah, cool that theyallowed that. I guess yet to run
a marathon, not at all.You know, why could you can not
run a marathon? I still drinkwine, right, you could do the
wine tasting without it. Yeah,yeah, you don't need anything the marathon.

(01:07:51):
Yeah no. Also, trillions ofcicadas. You know, there's set
to hatch ye in the eastern partof the US over the next few weeks,
two separate seventeen year and thirteen yearbrudes at the same time. They're
already out in some places and they'reannoying people. I mean that they're super
loud. Yeah yeah. If you'venever had the pleasure of dealing with cicadas,

(01:08:13):
this is what they sound like.All sound like a like a buzzing
and like a clicking noise. Likeduring the day it just sounds like a
high pitched humming, but at nightit sounds like a jungle exceptionally loud.
Right now, they were out prettygood in our neighborhood. Yeah, So
the sheriff's office in South Carolina,they were getting so many calls they had

(01:08:35):
to release a statement kindly requesting thatpeople stop filing noise complaints. They're like,
it's just Cicada's quote. Filing reportwon't do any good. Unfortunately,
it's the sounds of nature. Yeah, okay, we'll handle be like,
oh the cops called on down.Yeah, we're sorry, are bad?

(01:08:55):
I forget how long they last?We'll turn it down. How long they
hang around a while? It feelslike a while. That's that's for sure.
Aren't there any animals in nature thateat them? There's so many of
them? Maybe so fad about trillionsbillions. Yeah, because if you are
animal that eats them, Yeah,this is your stove, right exactly.
Greg. What we'll do. We'lljust gather a bunch up and we'll bring

(01:09:18):
them in here and uh and menace. We'll do a cooking corner. Menace
can prepare them here omelet yeah,hell yeah, dog sit next the Woody
Show, Woody Show, and weare into another new hour insensitivity training for

(01:09:39):
a politically correct world. It isa pre Friday. It's a Thursday morning,
everybody. Yeah, it's April totwenty fifth, twenty twenty four.
Hello and welcome. Thank you forbeing here giving us some of your valuable
time today. My name is Woody. That is Ravy. Hello. We
got Greg Gorey. Good morning Menace, Good morning to you. Good morning
Woody. Got the sea bad Yeah, I see Sammy right there, phones

(01:10:01):
are open for you. Got someroom for you to be a part of
the show at eight seven seven andit's up with the text over to two
two nine eight seven. All right, So a couple of things we got
this weekend audio. We got abrand new redneck news coming up here in
a second. And speaking of trashy, I just wanted to share this thing

(01:10:21):
that I saw about this study thatfound there's a strong correlation between young men
who want a loud car with amodified muffler cool and the traits of sadism
and psychopathy. So psychopathy, yeah, yeah, I believe this. This
makes it. Yeah. So theresearchers say, quote, it seems to
be this callous disregard for other people'sfeelings and the reactions. That's a psychopathy

(01:10:45):
coming out. It's also they geta kick out of enjoying and watching people
get startled. Oh yeah, yeah. But there there are a lot of
gear heads who are pretty but heartabout this study, one saying quote,
it's a way for someone to standout and society that wants you to conform.
If that's not the most white trashrespont idiots stand out by annoying everybody.

(01:11:10):
I don't want people to be lookat me, all right. So
I was in line at the pharmacypicking up my Wagovi refill and there's this
older woman in line in front ofme, and I just saw on the
back of her shirt just had likea picture of an engine and it said
turning on your lights and siren afterlosing a race is just poor sportsmanship.

(01:11:34):
In other words, when you're runningfrom the cops, or you're just drag
racing or doing whatever, you're racingon the streets and all of a sudden
the cop decides to light you upand turn the siren on, don't be
such a poor sport because you lostanyway, So I'm like, wow,
as one trashy shirt. And thenI was leaving because we ended up walking

(01:11:56):
out right about the same time.And guess what kind of the car she
got in charger go with charger acharger. I'm like, of course you
are, yes, this tracks andplease stop will pre the text and say,
well, I have to modify myexhaust so I can get extra air
flow and horse, no, youdon't right. Also, if you want

(01:12:18):
to have a race car that youtake to the track, fine, don't
run it through the neighborhood with dogsand children and people who are right taking.
I had an incident with a chargerthis week and it pulled out right
in front of me, never lookedat all, just goes right out in
front of me, and had alicense plate that said rad Cut. And

(01:12:40):
I made so many assumptions about youwas driving the black charger. Yeah,
it's rad Cut. It's chargers andchallengers who are the worst offenders. Rad
I love a single time because theyused to be cool back, you know,
when they first came out decades ago. Now they are and the reason
you see douchebag losers in them withthe modified exhausts because they're they're they're cheap.

(01:13:02):
It's the first is the entry atmy first Douchebag starter car, and
so every you know, the teenageor the cheap Oh yeah, well you
can get the super high end version, but the entry model. I didn't
think they were all that cheap,red cut, I have no idea.
I have no idea how much theycost. They stolen a lot. Well

(01:13:24):
it's cool, you know, theyget still Challenger, so yeah, you
can get here's a twenty sixteen Challengertwenty twenty something grand, so yeah,
Douchebag doesn't buy that for cash,you know. But I actually know a
lot of women that drive Challengers.I love the Challenger. Big exhaust equals
small penis complex. That's the problemis they don't think that. They think
it makes me look cool, andchicks are gonna want to come look at

(01:13:45):
my car. Well I do wantto come look at your red Well you
just sold a couple more cars sixtysixty one hot take. People just like
their car sounding cooler. It's nothingto do with other people are being annoy
is you should have the presence ofmind to know that, oh my one
hundred and twenty decibel car pisses offeveryone that it drives by. It's like

(01:14:09):
the guy who whistles in the halls. You're only entertaining yourself. Look,
I don't care if you got one. I just acknowledge what it is like.
It's you know, you know it'sdouchey I do because it's a maximum.
Yeah, you know you're trying tojust you know, look at me
attention or just trying to be disruptive. Stickets because there's no reason why when

(01:14:30):
the light turns green, you hitit like you are in a drag race,
just to make it scream as loudas I possibly can. There was
last week also it was like acustom orange and black paint job. Challenger
or charger, whichever sweet was atthe light, and there's maybe half a
block before the traffic starts up againstand these guys would stop becauld you finish.

(01:14:56):
But like, no one's writing theseguys tickets because every city has no
noise orders for cars. All thesecars are modified illegally. If you start
writing them tickets, the douchebags willgo away. Well, we got this
weekend audio coming up. We've alsogot a brand new Redneck News here for
you. So what do you showif your dental plan is a piece of
strength tied to the exhaust pap ofan ATV. I regret to inform you

(01:15:16):
that that is, in fact rednicknews. And today's redneck news is from
Oregon where he got this thirty threeyear old fellaw. His name is Andrew
Dimmick. He was seen wielding asword and huffing nitrous oxide at eleven o'clock
in the morning and so the uhbadass the car. So the cops were

(01:15:39):
called, but Andrew took off beforethey got there. He was spotted later
by another officer who tried to pullhim over, but Andrew did not stop.
Led the cops on a chase downthis gravelly forest service road, and
when he got to some down treesthat were blocking his way, he got
out of the car took off onfoot. And it did take him a
while to find them. I meanthey were using everything to canine drones.

(01:16:00):
They finally found him. He washiding in a porta potty. There was
a little standoff, but Andrew musthave realized that he didn't really have many
options at his disposal on a kindof He's being holed up there on a
porta potty and with a sword,so he eventually surrendered and asked why he
ran. It turns out Andrew isa felon. You guys, he was

(01:16:21):
wanted on kidnapping, reckless endangerment,and illegal gun possession charges. So just
a great gun sounds super cool coalfor Sammy wants to meet him. Yeah,
sounds like you're kind of So thatis from Oregon thirty three year old
Andrew Dimmick, who, after somesword wheeled and some nitrous oxide huffin,

(01:16:44):
led the cops on the chase beforehiding out in a porta potty, And
that is today. He's red Nick. We're gonna take a quick break somebody.
But we're getting a lot of feedbackon the same thing. Most people
agree, but this is like youguys are confusing Dodge guys for Mustang drivers

(01:17:06):
aka crowd killers. No, no, I mean Sammy, what's up?
I have a charger where let's go. They can't be obnoxious too. There
are some Porsches that are modified obnoxiously, but the lead offenders definitely chargers and
challengers. Yeah. I drive acharger and I hate other charger and challenger

(01:17:27):
drivers. Yeah, I would neverget one even though they do look like
the old muscle cars, which isthe idea. That's the idea. I
would never get one because of theassociation. We're going to get a quick
break and then see best can havethis week in audio. That's next year
on the Woody Show. Hanging willbe right back. What are you thinking

(01:17:47):
here, is Sammy? It's okay, You're on the right track. Just
cover that in going through some ofthe archives of the greatest screams on the

(01:18:11):
Woody Show for Scream Day and youwere screaming with happiness in that clip.
Joy. That's right, so excited? All right, Time to take a
look at this week and audio.We've been talking a lot about AI music,
but real live human music is stilla big attraction, folks, and

(01:18:32):
I want you to hear. Sothis is an actual real band. See
if you can guess who this is? All right? Any guesses? Fish
Santana pretty much correct? Somebody saidFish. I did radio editing in John

(01:18:56):
Mayer. Who's the new or hewas the new front man for quite a
while for Fish for the Grateful Debful. Oh sorry, you know what,
They're exactly the same band. That'swhy I was confused. Yeah, no,
that is the that his fish wastaken over from you too at the
Las Vegas Sphere, especially on fourto twenty, and uh, people are
raving about it because what they dois they show you know, tied die

(01:19:16):
and stuff the sphere while you're listeningto it like a downright bright which to
our next clip, Raby shutting thatup for me. This is Drew Carry
on the show at midnight after aftermidnight fake news over here. He had
taken a deep breath. These areall close enough. I'm I'm getting the

(01:19:40):
gest to what's going on. Literally, you would mix something up. I'd
be the first person to Midnight starringwho Menace calls a clinically obese person Taylor
Thomlins, I don't remember saying that, so Drew Carry. They gave like
an open forum to discuss anything.And this is what Drew Carey said about
fish at the Las Vegas Sphere.Drew, if you weren't filmed right now,
what would you say? So Isaw fish at the Spear this weekend.

(01:20:06):
Never saw a fish, never didit, didn't know a fish,
toune And they blew my minds offso hard it was like being edged for
four days to it and then rightbefore the face smelting climax at the end
on the fourth day, an angelcomes down from heaven Gabriel, and he
SHOs Heroin in your arm and hesays Eddie, and then you have an

(01:20:32):
orgasm for fifteen minutes while your eyeballsfall out of your head. I wish
he was that animated on the prices, right, No, where's that storytelling
on the show? And are theygassing that audience too? One of the
big issues with After Midnight watching itreally not that funny guy After Well,

(01:20:55):
he's blowing their mind because they've neverseen this kind of excitement that Drew carry
Right, Well, welcome, welcome. The price is right, so you're
gonna play a plank on chance wina million bucks and then they do,
yeah, one a million. Andwhat Drew Carrey is also doing is he's
lying to everyone because Fish does notis not Greatga. This is this is
a cold not just a clip forthat was Drew carries That first clip was

(01:21:15):
fit him at the Fish show onhis Twitter. This is from the Fish
official YouTube show, the Fish aFish YouTube channel. It's all mixed.
This is like, this is whatthe perfect Fish song would sound like.

(01:21:38):
Wow, not to tap out,but listening, you know what blue is
mine? It was this fear.Yeah. Yeah, the music is the
Terrible Fish Grateful Dead. Both areoff. You get that wrong on this
sphere if I was on whatever,Plus, I want to see how many
times they say that live. Well, now, Greg, that's all the

(01:22:00):
vocal every Fish show or song I'veended several, it's a minute of vocals
like you just heard. It's fifteenminutes of this. Here's the piano solo,
then the guitar solo, then thedrum solo. Then everyone's clapping and
cheering because they're high on drugs.I remember the first time I heard the
Dead, I thought, did onesong end in another one begin yet?
Or is this really an eighteen minutelong jam session? Yeah, it's like

(01:22:24):
bad jazz bucks as it is.It's bad folk jazz, and it's mostly
what you're hearing right now. Wow, you just don't get it. Parry
a fifteen minute orgasm. This isyour segment, But can I turn it
off? Please? Can we dothis week in silence? I have to
lean on you for this. I'msure you heard about the Ai Tupac track

(01:22:45):
that Drake released over Yeah, that'sthe well, here's the track real quick.
This is as Apparently menas is adisc track from drake Ye to Kendrick
Lamar featuring Ai Tupac vocals. Okayand go something like this, all right,
no work connection problem. I'll behonest with you, I'm not really

(01:23:08):
even it's been moved or deleted,refreshing your resorting by night or whatever.
Yeah, while while you find that, I'm not really following all this beef
stuff because I don't belive there's abunch of beefs, right, I don't
even believe it's real. I thinkthey're just doing it because beefs. Hip
hop has been sucking so hard latelyand people are not caring about it that

(01:23:29):
they're just you know, bringing itback. They're just bringing back these beefs
to talk about. Yeah, herewe go, kid, we need the
West Coast Sady, Oh ain't greaty? Your name is some hip hop history
and you deal with this Basically,you seem a little nervous about all the
public city this Canadian nights. Kids. Do we need to know the baby
West Coast Big degree man, callhim a bitch for me, talk about

(01:23:51):
him like girls, that's a kidfor me. That's terrible and I couldn't
care less kind of beef box.Well, that's the headline today, is
that tupacs to state not happy.They demand a retraction, takedown, et
cetera, et cetera. Here yougo. Someone for the Grateful Dead is
my whole life. I can't waitfor the spear. Oh well, my

(01:24:12):
brother's a big fan of the Dead. I told him get your Sphere tickets
because it'll be the best show youever say. We know that's Fish,
but it doesn't matter. It's thesame band, I know, but legally
right, but the Dead are stillplaying. I saw the Dead. Yeah,
they were supposed to be like twoof them still alive. Right.
They were supposed to have their farewelltour last year. I was actually in
Colorado when they had that too.They did like four days. The traffic

(01:24:34):
was so messed up going into thisGrateful Dead show that my brother was going
to in Charlotte that basically he gotout of the car and walked like a
mile and a half and got therefaster than the car would have. H
Okay, so yeah, so she'sright, The Dead is coming to the
Sphere next. I wanted to dosomeone who is the graveul Dead's their whole
life would assume they would know.Yeah, you guys, remember when I

(01:24:56):
worked at that hippie dippy station thatI hated so much. They had Y
Heart come in to sit down withus. He was surviving memories and at
the time, I'm like, what'sa Mickey Heart? And everybody there,
all the hippy dippyes were They're like, Oh, you could just sit down
with Mickey Hart for like an hour. I'm shut up an hour of torture
with some random like what am Igoing to talk to him? Well,

(01:25:19):
that's going to be maybe an ongoingwhat he show segmented go to all these
fear shows and just so why isthis good news? And talk to the
baby. We've we've done segments fromfish shows and dead shows before, and
it mostly about the drugs and therandom grilled cheese sandwiches they're selling in the
parking lot turn their fingernails. Thisweek in Audio Ravy. I know we
had a number of texts about this, and I'm sure you've talked about it

(01:25:40):
somewhat on your own and nerd andout podcast stuff, But the dead Pool
Wolverine trailer big news. This specifically, people have been asking Ravy about this
line from Hugh Jickman and from RyanReynolds. All right, let's go.
Let's hell. Yeah, yes,lfgot gene. I know you love Ryan

(01:26:03):
Reynolds. Yeah, almosts much asMenace does. I'm on board now even
though they say LFG because they're lfgingthrough a portal, so at least they're
going somewhere, so it works.Oh now that it's in the realm of
that like for like ten years.Yeah, but no, but they're going
somewhere. Uh huh okay. Irail against it when people use let's go

(01:26:29):
when like something is cool, goto where meandering your way through an excuse,
not an excuse, then you andyou told me already just because it's
in Deadpool and Wolverine. I can'tchange my tune. Now, what is
life changed? If Harry Potter saidlet's effing go, no cap homies and

(01:26:51):
he was just about to use hiswand on somebody, she'd be ripping out.
Yeah, She's like, I getit. It makes sense to me
now. He was about to longthis week in audience. This is a
clip that Menas found and I mayhave to go here next year on a
tax day. The Houston Irs office. Oh god, I don't know what's
going on there specifically, but apparentlyeveryone in Houston has to go there on

(01:27:15):
TAXI to file their taxes in person. I don't honestly know why, but
apparently people were like, well,here's one lady. She'll describe what people
are lining up in the middle ofthe night, so they can't file electronically.
That's That's one thing. I watchedthese news reports and I couldn't figure
out why. I don't know howto do electronically, so they do it
in person. But here's what happenedin Houston. The ones that had been
staying I ever since two three o'clockin the morning, they get mad because

(01:27:40):
you're rushing the skip in front ofthem. They bob rushed them. Two
girls, winn A nest Off Iat the tax office two o'clock in the
morning. The figure it's like thefederal building that no one cares. What
are you doing? What year isthis exactly four? And our tax is
a surprise? Do they give instantrefund and double your money? So they

(01:28:01):
were they all there on April fifteenthbecause they waited till the very last possible
second. Right, But you cango to any post office. I gotta
make sure it's done. I actuallyI filed an extension this year for the
first time ever. It took fourteenseconds. Yeah, it's super easy.
So Metas found this other clip.This this, This unfortunately was not on
Fox twenty six Houston. But theywere interviewing a woman and she was in

(01:28:25):
a wheelchair in line and she wasvery mad because after the fights broke out,
they closed the irons office early,so people got extra man about that.
Oh no, this lady missing halfher leg. It's just screaming on
the phone while the guy's trying tointerview her about like kicking someone's ass or
something. Yeah, all right,check it out, Mama, you up

(01:28:45):
and it is gone any day?Up, yup. I've been waiting so
well, look, you're not goinganywhere because you got one leg and you're
in a wheel chair. Wow.Also, I don't know if I would
play with somebody with one leg ina wheelchair. Scott knows what they might
do. They might run over yourfoot or something. He's been there for

(01:29:08):
hours. Yeah. I just thinkthere's a whole like section of the populace
that doesn't know how to do verybasic things in life. Now true file
taxes, true pay phone bills orlike it sounds like they're getting money on
the spot though, like she's saying, I'm not going anywhere without getting my
return. And people know she knowshow it works, right, because you
see that like tax preparation offices thatpop up its trip malls next to the

(01:29:30):
chiropractors. They will say we'll giveyou a pre fund, I'll refund on
your refund like h NR Block orone of those kind of places Jackson Hugh
right, for a fee, they'llprepay you for your But that doesn't happen
in the government office. No,But then that would be a reason not
to e file and just to go. I'd be a reason to just cut
the line and start fights. Ofcourse, right pre fund. Well,

(01:29:54):
we're gonna take a quick break.We got some more of this weekend audio
coming up next, hang on,kick your feet up on the Day back
in a few The Woody Show,The Woody Show in the morning, moving
right along this week in audio.So the problems in San Francisco and Oakland
are will documented, but menace asa person who grew up in the area,

(01:30:16):
is San Jose getting infected as well? Because typically San Jose, like
the about twenty five miles south isknown as like a nice I've been there.
It's nice. Yeah, it's nice, but it's it's always had its
issues. So the mayor was doinga on the street and they know how
to cover it up in the news. Well, this is what happened on
the news. This is kr Oin for mayor's doing. They're doing an

(01:30:39):
interview live on the street. There'ssome restaurant opening downtown San Jose. The
Mayor's there, ye live, youknow, it's live TV, so things
can happen. So as he's doingthe interview, a man sees what's happening.
He very loudly walks by on hisphone and just cussing up a storm.
And then and then when he seeswhat's going on, he stands right

(01:30:59):
by behind the Mayor's shoulder and continuesto cuss at both the mayor and the
Mayor of security. It an't givehim time doing an interview. Sow are
you doing an interview? Oh yeah, I'm moving on work right there.
I was just I'm talking on FOYeah probably yeah, we're starting to okay,
cool I appreciation. Yeah, firstoff, hold on, hold on,

(01:31:21):
like stop smacking right now? Holdout, do you want to get
smacked? So he's telling this tothe security guard who's by the way an
off two D cop and is theretelling you want to get smacked? I
want to get smacked? What's goingwhat's going on? People? Wow?
Yeah, Like I get the wholeup. Just prank into the live TV.

(01:31:42):
You want there? I want tofight the mayor. Yeah. Well,
there's there's this woman I saw gettingon a plane in New York go
to Miami and like right in theexit row, like toward the back of
the plane, say Mayor Eric Adams. Oh, and she's like, oh,
are you Mayor Eric Adams and thenshe unleashes on him a laugh you
because of all the crap that's goingon in the city, And eventually people

(01:32:02):
are like, all right, canyou play because they're trying to board the
plane. You know it's a plane. Yeah, I'm surprised he was sitting
in coach. Yeah. But goingback to to San Jose definitely the home
of one of the most brutal WorldStar fights that I've ever seen. Outside
of this Takaria that we like lovevix that has the orange yeah, good

(01:32:24):
but brutal beating out. I wouldsay check just check Kiran four for San
Jose mayor security fight. Because thesecurity guard sucks. He grabs the dude
who's threatening to smack people they like, get in like an arm lock and
he's doing these week like legs sweeps, which the guy is not falling for.
Yeah, and eventually a bunch ofother people show up in it.
So good time in San Jose.Get one more here this week in audio.

(01:32:45):
I know Ravey loves Deshaan Watson fora number of reasons, but because
he's single handedly is tanking the ClevelandBrowns by sucking and having a giant contract
right, well, he's making extramoney by what being an ambassador for I
guess Miss Kim Jong Saudi Arabia closeso they Saudi whoever runs like the Saudi
Arabia NFL at Twitter account. Theylove massages over there, flew DeShawn over

(01:33:10):
and this is what DeShawn had tosay about the Kingdom. All right,
what's up everybody? This is DeshaunWatson, Cleveland Browns quarterback, and a
couple of questions I'm going to answerfor you guys. Number one, what
is the most important or what isthe most enjoyable thing that I've done in
Saudi Arabia. Diving into the culture, going to the soccer game was amazing.

(01:33:35):
The hospitality has been amazing, andI think that it's been super fun.
And this is definitely not the lasttime I will be in Saudi Arabia.
It's amazing, amazing, amazing.That's amazing. It's amazing, amazing,
It's an amazing day. It's anamazing time. It's Saudi Arabia.

(01:33:56):
Amazing. Yeah. More what heshows next? Thing? What show will
be right back? Well, itis a throwback Thursday. We're still taking
your requests on the text over totwo to nine eighty seven, but we
all step aside right now because intothe studio comes the pride of Pacoima.
He is a senior vice president andmanaging partner of club Turn Up, Ladies

(01:34:16):
and Gentlemen. I give you ElPresidente DJ Tim Mark ten, Happy Thursday,
T Mark, Happy Thursday. Wouldhe show dogs? You know we're
just hanging Yeah, yeah, we'reout here. Anything exciting? I can't
think, dude, the last twoweeks, I can't think of anything like

(01:34:40):
all that exciting. Really, Yeah, kind of concurred, not magical,
but don't recap of that. You'rejust like, oh, the Dodgers didn't
do well. Those are like Iheard, there was gonna be hardcore drinking.
There wasn't going to throw down.There's gonna be a lot of hot
dogs being inhaling, a lot ofwieners. What's the deal. Actually it

(01:35:03):
happened there was one person in ourparty who took hot dogs to go ye
would you get them go to waste? Yeah? No, and then he
ate one in the car hot dogever, and then did not feel well
the next day. He blamed iton the road dog road to many on
the on the road. I meanwe had a good time, you know.

(01:35:24):
Board came by and he was like, like Monday morning was like,
yo, I wasn't it just wrecked? I said, we had a great
time, and it wasn't. Itwasn't even like overboard wrecked. But we
had a good time, good talking. I mean, we probably had about
nine eight or nine drinks maybe maybemaybe more. We had more than that.
You and I led the pack forsure, because one of the other

(01:35:46):
guys in our group he had toget up like at five am the next
morning to take his daughter to likea dance competition. So he wasn't getting
wrecked. Yeah. No, andthen uh and then our other friend at
one point, like he left,he left us, He disappeared. He
went into the area at the Dugoutclub there and just started eating ice cream
watching the game on television. Wehave rose four rows back literally fourth road.

(01:36:10):
He's behind home plate. I'm gonnago sit inside. It's cold.
That's where I would have been eating, because you're eating ice cream. I
did bring this up. Tim isthe friend, by the way, who
his daughter didn't get asked to theprom until the week before. I'm like,
what is going on with that?Yeah, and he said that's the
Tim was the one that told methat's the new normal. So weird at

(01:36:31):
the last minute fit I hate it. Yeah. So yeah, Saturday is
prom? Yeah this week? Yeah, this Saturday is prom. And this
boy asked her one week ahead ofone week ahead of time, Like,
who does that? I was tellingyou what he like. I remember when
I was in high school, wayback in the uh Stone Ages to lock
it down. It was like atwo month thing, right. It was

(01:36:53):
like, yeah, oh man,I gotta ask so and so because somebody
else is going to swoop in onthat that is just not the thing.
I gotta rent the limo, Igotta get my there's a lot of planning.
Yeah, it's crazy. Tim wasalso upset because this was the first
date that they were going on.Same night last Friday, when we were
going to the doctor day and hewas going to be there. He was

(01:37:14):
going to be there to intimidate.So he was watching everything through the ring
door. Yeah, he's texting withhis wife. I don't like it.
I don't like it. Why didhe come in the house? Did he
did he say? Did he comein? And what did he show up
with? Did he win the doorfor Lauren on here? Yeah, he
did bring us some chocolate covered strawberriesand said prom on them, and then

(01:37:34):
also gave her flowers. Yes,And it wasn't like the like side of
the freeway flowers, like you cantell he actually went flowers the side of
the freeway flowers. But I couldgo either way on the mountain professional but
you could tell he physically got outof his vehicle. Yeah, came to

(01:37:55):
some nice floors, right right,So these were effort flowers. Side of
the roadside of that was like that'safterthought flower, that is like, oh
yeah, I should have brought flowers. Let me get those, but no,
I had to have gotten out ofhis vehicle. Probably paid. I'm
gonna say it was probably about asixty to eighty dollars bouquet. Wow.

(01:38:16):
Yeah, what kind of vehicle weretalking? He drives a Dodge Challenger.
Ya, I know, I'm I'mnot liking that. It's a immediately Do
you love that though? No,it's a great car, but I mean
that that has a few that throwsup a few red flags. Yes,

(01:38:39):
yeah, that they're going to begeting one hundred miles an hour too.
Yeah. Yeah. The good thingis that the back seat is very small.
Good. Good. So they'll makethat room. They'll make it worse,
Sammy, No, but yeah,so uh yeah, what he was
He's like, what are you lookingat? Dog? And I'm like my
ring doorbell? So now here weare about a week moved since the date

(01:39:00):
happened. Like, do you feelokay about the kid or I don't know?
You know he got the report fromthe wind Yeah, I mean report
back was got you got your daughterback home on time? He was thirty
minutes early. Okay, good,that's a good one. Yeah, so
that was good. I asked mywife. I was like, so,
what do we think. She's like, oh, he's so nice, but
she says that about she says thatabout everybody. Right, I'm like,

(01:39:24):
she's gonna be your daughter's line ofdefence. How to come in, We'll
do a live interview. Yeah,bring him, let's bring him in.
You can put him to the test. Yeah. If you can survive this
lines, then first ques and howmany condoms come in the box? Yeah?
And if he doesn't know, she'sout. Yeah, wow, he's
out. Yeah. What's your financialplan? Give me that five year plan

(01:39:48):
right now? All right? Well, DJ Tim Martinez is here to go
up in the clerb because back inthe day, and as we heard on
that Friday turn up that he didright for the Fiesta, this guy knows
what he's doing when it comes thoseturns tables. And so back in the
day he was a club DJ,and so we put him in charge of
picking our up in the club songeach week. And what he got for
us this week? Tim? Allright, I know I've been living in

(01:40:09):
like the late eighties early nineties,which I know all of you love,
Yeah, I love it, ButI was like, you know what I
forget about Sammy's people The Youngest.Anyway, we are doing two thousand and
nine. We're going memories David Gettaand Kid Cuddy. All right, here
we go up in the clerk theWoody Show. Thy song hasn't even started

(01:40:32):
yet. Menace is like, yeah, his horns in the air, horning,
doing kind of like fist puss stuffup in the clurb throwback Thursday.
It's the Woody Show, all ninetyeight seven, David Getta, Kid cutting
memories up in the clurb. Itis the Woody Show. It is all

(01:40:57):
ninety eight seven. DJ tim Ourteena as everybody. Yeah, what we're
saying during the song, Menace couldcutting. Yeah, pray for cutting.
Coach Ello Weekend two. He brokehis foot because he fell off stage trying
to jump off stage, and thenkind of something awkward thing you've ever seen.
It sounds like something like maybe drunkGreg Gory would try to do O

(01:41:25):
hey guys, watch me alright,I totally would. Yeah, I was
dancing so much because I have experiencedDavid Getta play that song in a beza
and if you ever get a chanceto do it, do it, because
you David is there. Only Menacewould say, hey, if you're in

(01:41:47):
the neighborhood of a Za right,look at his tour schedule. Go some
people will never make it out ofPoquiema, right, No, we do
not do it, all right,thank you, Tim Martinez. Yes,
have a great weekend, everybody.What the is the introduction to this pile
of dog? It's the wood Show. Welcome back everybody, Thursday morning.

(01:42:08):
Let's make a sure on my days. Right Thursday, there's the Woodie Show.
Ravey's got nerd out coming up herein just a few moments, the
latest in the world of nerds.I will bring up a couple of things
here because I'm assuming it's not gonnamake Ravey's Report, and then we'll get
into the U and we got thebirthday all right? So how lame is
this? Now? Greg? Iknow you're an awe babe, romantic definitely,

(01:42:30):
but how incredibly cringey over the topis this? Jenny McCarthy and Donnie
Wahlberg, right, Like, theseare a couple of tryhards, I feel
like when it comes to their relationship, and then they're always like that,
like the New Year's the New Yearstuff, Like every time she's on that
with Ryan's Seacrest. It's like discussthis is but it's over the top,

(01:42:59):
right. They say that they sleeptogether over FaceTime when they're apart, so
one of them is out on theroad or whatever. They face time.
Oh yeah, I can understand facetimingbefore bed. Yes, that's just the
conversation. No, no, no, but they keep it on. Yeah,
this is like back in the daybefore we had all this technology.

(01:43:19):
Like you would call somebody and youfall asleep on the phone with them.
I remember those days. Like howlame is that? I mean, come
on and they leave the FaceTime allyes, that is that is that's codependent
times. One of his like breathingis like her white noise. Well,
then learned to live recorded out orsomething that you remember. That's success.

(01:43:45):
Bill Gates, Remember that guy,Bill Gates. I remember Bill? Yeah,
Bill Gates in an interview when hewas, you know, first dating
his wife. I guess they livedin different cities, so they would find
a movie that was happening at thesame time, and they would go to
the movies solo, and then afterthe movie they would call each other to
recap it, so discuss it.That's cute, all right, but it

(01:44:08):
would be the exact same time.Why did Bill Gates just by the city
he lived it, didn't didn't havethat much money. Just have the movie
sent to him. Yeah right.I don't think he was like Bill Gates
at the time. He was justWILLI very cute. I don't I don't
even mind that this whole like facetimingthing while they sleep when you're apart,
this get the f out of here, And it almost sounds like, uh,

(01:44:30):
they're worried. I was gonna sayyeah or something. It's a surveillance
camera should be able to check areyou really yeah, proven you're not going
out? Oh I have I havesomebody that I know not a friend.
Used to work with this person.Uh, and they had cheated on their
wife, not once, twice Andshe's stuck around And he had one of

(01:44:54):
these jobs where he was on theroad a lot o good and so every
time he was somewhere wherever he was, he would have to check in with
her and they'd have to do likea FaceTime thing and show her all the
way around the room so she couldsee who all was there or somebody's trying
to hide or something, right,yeah, I mean that, And she
would do random checks too, likeshe would also hit him up and she

(01:45:15):
and he would have to pick up. I'm like, why are you even
going through this charade? Like youguys, that's not even like it's not
even a relationship at that point.I know why, Like like, okay,
so, but you've stuck through.They didn't have any kids. That
was the other kids. No kids. He cheated on her twice once,
all right, I don't agree withit. They used to give that person
another chance twice and now you're stillin it. And now you're doing this

(01:45:39):
thing where you have to have thisrule about like showing around the room and
stuff and no kids if no kidsare kids not that complicated? No kids
and this it was like this guywas loaded either like she's sticking it out,
you know, random to be togetherfor a certain amount of time to
get a certain amount of money.Why he would like, yeah, if
he wants to be out there slimand get a divorce speaking of a band

(01:46:00):
aid, Speaking of slamm and Johnbon Jovi says that his thirty four year
marriage has lasted for so long becausehis wife has tolerated his infidelity over the
years. I never packed him asI never packed him as a cheater.
Pick I picked every rock star fromthat genre, cheater, every every guy,

(01:46:21):
every wife of all those rock starsthey say the same. Yeah,
Sharon Osbourne was like that too,right, public as long as it was
in public. I don't know.Maybe I still want to believe it about
John, you know, I justdon't want to believe it about him,
you know, No, it forwhatever reason. And you know, my

(01:46:42):
gut just led me wrong on thisone. Like if you would have said,
do you think do you think Johnbon Jovi? I'm sure when he
was a young dude or whatever,but you know how old is he now?
He looks like a middle aged woman, right, so for the last
thirty years. Okay, what doyou think that he, you know,
was faithful? Yeah, I wouldthink yeah, I mean no, no,
no, no, no, heseems one of those I don't know.

(01:47:04):
He just seems so settled. Heseems so right. But you can
say that about any like mega famousperson, right, and I think of
them cheat really Oh yeah, definitelyrock stars? Yeah, so easy.
Another scandalous news a photographer issuing Meganthe Stallion over a toxic work environment.

(01:47:25):
One of the things that he isclaiming is that she forced him Greg to
watch her have sex with another womanin the back of an suv. Look,
if you ever need somebody to watchlesbians, Greg, is your man?
Call me Meg? He will dothat. Call. Do you want
me to film it? Do youwant commentary? What kind of commentary?
Yeah? Yeah, I love somecommentary. Please? Do you want the

(01:47:45):
video landscape? Right? How doyou just let me know what you need?
But I don't know what Meg theStallion looks like. All I picture
because every time I hear Meg theStallion, for whatever reason, Lizzo pops
up in my mind. Is shelike another Lizzo? No? No,
no, no no, but shelooking He also says that Megan fat shamed,
verbally, abused, and underpaid him, and now because of all this,

(01:48:09):
he now says that he suffers fromquote profound emotional distress sounds like mounting
anxiety, depression, and physical distressstemming from the toxic work environment. We
get fat shamed daily, Yeah,and we fat shame each other. Yeah.
And we don't get to see lesbiansand unless we google it, we're

(01:48:30):
watching the wall. Yeah, weget to hear about foot freaks. Yeah,
we don't see it live, yeah, exactly, So you know,
when. So there's just a coupleof things, right, Have I figured
that you weren't. I didn't coverany of you. Yeah. Today is
National Zucchini bread Day. Hell no, delicious, I know. Yeah,

(01:48:51):
it's a National DNA Day. Youcan celebrate that however you like. Shout
out the DNA. It's Love yourThighs Day. Yeah, it's a hairstylist
Appreciation Day today. I appreciate that. It's National Hug of Plumber Day.
Also, here's another one for Mena'sNational Lingerie Day. Nah waste overrated and

(01:49:12):
so eighties. Yeah, it's aNational Manny Petty Day, and a couple
for Raby. Today is International NoiseAwareness Day, be aware of it,
guys. And today's National Drug takeBack Day. Drug take take it Back.
So if you got like old prescriptionand stuff like that, instead of
just flushing them down the toilet,definitely don't flush off the regular put them
in the garbage. Exactly. There'syour holidays for today. This is nerding

(01:49:41):
out with rabies and that's what's happeningin the world of nerds. So this
Zendea Thruple Tenants movie Challengers is intheaters for preview shows, but it's not.
I think the box office tracking mustbe off because it's not tracking to
make very much funny. It's trackingthe between seven and twelve million really low

(01:50:01):
to Mega Dance's who's the other megastar? Uh Oh, never mind. I
was thinking her boyfriend was in forsomeone. No, but yeah, I
don't know. I don't think there'sbeen like a huge amount of marketing until
just to the lead up. Iknow the trailer dropped and everyone went crazy,

(01:50:21):
but that was so long ago.There hasn't been consistent marketing for Interesting.
The reviews are great, They're reallyreally good ninety five percent right now
from critics on Rotten Tomatoes. Onesays, not since Bull Durham has a
sports movie been this focused on characterdevelopment, Not to mention the relationship between
sex, sports and psychology. Varietysays, the humble ambition here is to

(01:50:45):
charm, entertain, arouse, andamuse, and in that way this is
a refreshingly sincere and uncynical move.And I think I've noticed that trend where
movie studios they're marketing these movies lastminute. I feel interesting, not enough
lead up, weird. I thought, like with Zendeia in her following alone,

(01:51:06):
she would do like around a twentymillion. But how reliable is this
tracking stuff? Sometimes they're right onthe nose and then sometimes they're way way
off. Greg, I want youto apply for this, and I know
you don't technically qualify since you've seenthe Empire strikes Back, but will lie
when we apply? No, Ihave not, that's the one I haven't.

(01:51:28):
I thought that was the only oneStar Wars movie you've seen. No.
I saw Empire what I call thefirst one, a New Hope,
and then I saw Return of theJedi. Oh, I never saw the
Car strikes Back, so I can'tapply. Well, we'll lie on your
application because Finance Buzz wants to paysomeone a thousand bucks to watch all nine
of the Star Wars movies with theSkywalker saga. But they want this person

(01:51:50):
to be a rookie. They're callinghim a Wookie rookie getting this person,
and they want to get an outsider'sperspective to rate and evaluate these movies.
Really, yeah, it would beinteresting, but it would be borderline torture.
Well, it's twenty five hours andseven minutes of movie watching. It's
worth it a thousand bucks? Yeah, and snack money. Oh, ritt.

(01:52:15):
I mean, I'll do it.I retain nothing. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't knowif you'd have to go just back
to back to back to back toback, if they would really give a
time frame to do it. Applicationsare being accepted until May the fourth be
with you. Oh, I wouldlove Greg's outsider's perspective A Night's Star Wars.
I don't even remember the first oneor what it was about. That's
why we can apply for you.It's apply So I'm all in on Fallout

(01:52:39):
on Prime Video. I think it'sthe first truly great show of twenty twenty
four, and interest in that showis reignited interest in the games. In
a series of social media posts,Bethesda said almost five million players jumped across
all Fallout games in just a singleday. That includes the og Interplay published
Fallout games, Bethesda's games Fallout three, four, and seventy six and Obsidians,

(01:53:02):
Fallout New Vegas, and the mobileFallout Shelter. There have so many
Fallout games out there, but there'sthe single out Fallout seventy six at its
most recent Fallout game, saying it'sall over one million people just playing it.
In a single day. So alot of renewed interest in Fallout.
And today there is a Fallout fournext gen update which is gonna boost fall

(01:53:26):
Out in the game numbers even furdid you get rid of ads? On
Prime? There's a Fallout and theyjust this is a show unlike all the
other shows on Prime Video. Theyput it all up there at the same
time. Oh good, and theyplayed I think it's Samsung spot like in
the beginning and said this show isbrought to commercial free by whoever. It

(01:53:46):
was, all right, and sothere was like one forty second spot right
at the beginning. I'm ravying formore nerd stuff, check out the nerd
dot podcast at the woodieshow dot com. Nerd thank you very much, Rammels,
you got it. Dug his timefor your birthday of course, Parno
Birthday show, Shimay. We're gonnait's Shimoda. We gonna sit It's Shimoday

(01:54:11):
and you know you don't. AndI will start with the celebrities. Happy
birthday to al Pacino, who iseighty four. Whoa I mean he's only
eighty years older than his kid,right, Oh no, even less than
that, three years older. Yeah, just had that kid right now,
not even one. Oh that's right, okay. Al Pacino's eighty four.
Today. You got to let's seeabout Renee Zelwigger. She's fifty five years

(01:54:38):
old. It's like, where areyou at, Renee? You got Hank's
Area, the voice of Chief Wighamand Mo on The Simpsons. He is
sixty. He got Tim Duncan,the retired NBA superstar. He's forty eight.
Jason Lee, Earl Hickey on myname is Earl Dave and Alvin the
Chipmunks al before. That's a lotof those Kevin Smith movies. Yeah,
he was the inventor of the threesixty flip, but he also had his

(01:54:59):
own shoe by air walk. Ohwow, Yeah, there you go.
Jason Lee is fifty four years oldtoday. NFL and MLB commentator Joe Buck
is fifty five today. And TaliaShier, who is Adrian in the Rocky
movies, Honey Corleone and the Godfathermovies, she is seventy eight and your
part of birthday today is Aubrey star. And this girl she's been seated more

(01:55:21):
than a farmer's field. Wow,she's been in a ton of movies,
one hundred and seventeen find adult films, including Romp at the Ranch. She
was also in Bondage Potpourri Volume one, Greg. She was in Fingertippers' Girl,
Different Fingernippers Girl, Sick. Shewas in That's not Sick, Raby,

(01:55:45):
Come on, yes it is.She was in Private School Sluts Volume
two. Yeah, my first lesbiansummer volume one. She was fantastic and
American sex Idol, America sex Idylhilarious and who can forget her? Unforget
It's a long title, you guys. Okay. She was in Aubrey Star's
mouth Bank gets broken into and leftwith six big deposits. Good. What

(01:56:09):
that's about it? I mean,the only way I can describe it is
if you got if you own apowerwasher, imagine taking it in the face,
right, imagine it that is atand make sure you close your eyes
or you imagine it right. That'sAubrey Star, who's twenty nine years old
today. And that is your pornof birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And
that is a Thursday morning update,What's happening in the world of nerds and

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your nerd out Report. We're gonnatake a quick break. More Woody Show
is next hangof sity. Next showin Sensitivity Training for a politically Correct World,
The Witty Show. I Don't careabout your feelings. And that is
all we've got for a Thursday morningeverybody. Okay, time to wrap up.

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Quick rundown of what you can findif you go to the woodieshow dot
com. It's on today's full showpodcast. We really just covered a bunch
of randomness today, a lot ofa lot of news stuff. Good.
Yeah, we love the randomness,love it. Yeah and yeah, so
we got to just whatever, goto the podcast. Yeah it why subscribe?

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I hope Wait, I'm trying tomake these things shorter anyway. All
right, so tomorrow on the show, it's Friday morning, everybody. Yeah,
we're gonna have the Friday Fail stories, also your dumb Ass Contest,
the d u i Q Menaces,late night monologue, week in review,
rippage, that anything else that wecan do to get through the morning and
into the weekend as quickly as possible, We're gonna do it Friday morning here

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on the Woody Show. Yeah,if you got for us in the meantime,
you can leave on the after hoursvoicemail that numbers eight seven, seven
forty four Woodie. You can sendus an email email at the Woodieshow dot
com, or you can find uson social media at the Woody Show.
Yeah, Braby Minute, Sea,Bass, Sammy, anything you like to
add. Yeah, great gory partingwords of wisdom. Please don't go jogging

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or hiking because joggers and hikers alwaysfind dead bodies. Another reason not to
hide. Yeah, it's just scary, dude, to hear enough of these
stories. At what point does itclick with people that maybe just staying in
and sitting on the couch is thebest thing. We got to keep on
pushing it. It's stuck with me. Look, here's the thing. It's
your safest option, it really is. You know, I've never found a

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dead body on my couch. Yeah. You also don't you know, you
don't get your heart rate up right, so therefore your heart has no reason
to just spaz out. You know, you're not really pushing it sitting on
the couch last I checked. Notbad for your knees. Yeah, Also,
you're not gonna pull a muscle sittingon your and think about getting sunburns.

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No sunburns, those are not goodreducing your chance at skin cancer.
All right, thank you? Verymuch. Greg Gory, thank you so
much for give it what he showsome of your valuable time this morning.
You know we love it to appreciateyou for that. Rest of you guys
can suck it. We'll catch youback here on Friday. Have a great
day. SMD Double M Quick isa bitch.