The Woody Show April 30th 2024 Podcast

Redneck News, Headline News, Employee of the Month & More! 

Episode Transcript

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Is the dune to the graphic natureof this program? Listener discretion? Is
it lies the Woody Show? Thisis the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class

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is now in session. A goodmorning, everybody. Today is Tuesday.
It is April the thirtieth, thefinal day of April, the grand finale
of April by April, which shouldalso mean it's it's payday today, you
guys. It's like noise. Yeah, that's good. April the thirtieth,

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twenty twenty four. Hello and welcome. We are the Woody Show. Brand
new day, right, Greg,whole new day. Get to be here
where we get to be here?You don't have to go to work.
You get to go to work.Yeah, nowadays that's a thing to be
thankful, that's true, Greg.You don't have to pay taxes. You
get to pay taxes, doesn't It'sjust an honor. That's where I know.

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It's not something that Greg like coinedthis whole like replace the word have
with get to. But does itwork in that particular inst No, nothing
does not in taxes. Hato alright, hato, just wondering anyway, thank
you for being here on body that'sraving. Good morning, there's Greg Gordy.
Hey, Menace is here, omeletchef yes yesterday, which they're still

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crap all over the floor. Youshould see, well happen when you're in
the kitchen. Yeah, I'm notblaming you. Yeah, I'm saying like
it's yeah, this is a daylater and there's still nobody's through with the
vacuum. That's all right. Thethe cockroach that's missing. Oh yeah,
he's starving roachie Yeah, something littleroach. He'll be oh Roachi. Greg

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Gory's here, there's Menace, what'sup? Sea Bass? Sammy boards here,
there's Caroline. They're in the WoodyShow production department. Morgan is here.
She was feeling under the weather yesterday, so she went home early.
But you never you never know.I would say, they go, she's
better today, but she comes inwhen she's wrecked. Yeah, not like

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higher drunk, but just not feelingright well as far as we know.
Yeah, and then we got Vaughn. He's our video producer. Phones are
open at eight seven seven four.You can hit us up with the text
over to to nine eighty seven.Coming up for you today Here on the
show, our Employee of the Monthwinner for April will be announced okay,

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also a brand new redneck news andthe trending news headlines. But what I'm
really excited about is we've been doingthis this series on the show called here
to Defend Yourself, right, Andso we did the one where we had
the pharmacist call in Frankie the pharmacistyep, and he defended pharmacists against the
attacks from Greg and Sea Bass andmenace. Yeah, right, saying,
oh, what really do pharmacists do? Well? I think we have talked

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more smack collectively over the years onchiropractors probably than any other profession probably quack
a practor is not real doctors?Why they always set up in strip malls
and things like that. And sowe're going to have a a chiropractor.
Who's Who's this person that we haveon today, Carlos, Carlos the contractor.
Carlos the chiropractor, not the contractor. That might be a different one

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down the line. Yeah. Peoplehave a lot of problems and contractors too
anyway, So we'll ask all ofour different questions see if we feel any
different about the practice of chiropracty.Okay, After we talked to Carlos a
little bit later on this morning plusRaves got nerd Now before the hours up
phones are open eight seven seven fortyfour, Woody, you can hit us
up of the text over to tonine eight seven. So Medic was telling

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me there was a discussion on theWoodi sh Show reddit for him about the
different things that people like or don'tlike, what they you know, miss
hearing on the show, things thatthey're tired of hearing on the show.
Large discussion. Yeah, and we'vebeen doing a number of these, not
every day, but I feel likewe've been doing a lot of Woody Show
fun facts. Yeah, yeah,fun facts with Woody. But I'm going
to make more of an effort todo it on a more regular basis because

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I guess hea literal re questions.Yeah, all right, So here's some
fun fact stuff. According to genZ, scrolling on your phone with your
index finger is a sign that you'reold with your Yeah, I use my
thumb. Yeah, now, Iwill use it. I will use my
index finger if I'm trying to likespeed through something, if I have to

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go like way down to the bottomof you know, gets tired, kind
of hold your phone flat like andthen like you're giving out money, like
yeah, exactly, but just liketo read through something. Yeah, I'm
using my thumb for that. Growingup, Katie Perry wasn't allowed to eat
Lucky charm cereal because luck was linkedto the devil, and her family also

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called deviled eggs angeled eggs. That'scute, angel I love angeled eggs.
Yeah, my parents weren't crazy religiouslike that, although I told you,
like, I was allowed to havea jean jacket, like everybody had.
Everybody had a denim jacket, ajean jacket, and my mom was like,

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no, that's what people in gangsin a gang maybe the gang in
West Side story, Yeah, whatare you talking about? Like I at
the time, if it was ablack leather jacket, I could have understood
that more than on my jean jacket, because all we wanted to do is
like put the pins of the bandsor whoever we were into at the time,
or like cut the sleeves off andhave it just kind of be like

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a jean, like a gene vest. That happened to me with Ben Davis
the pants, Like all my friendswere wearing Ben Davis, and I told
my mom like, oh, Iwant some Davis. What did they look
like? They weren't wide ones,weren't you. They kind of looked like
almost like worker pants, you know, they're different like dickies. Yeah,
yeah, they're basically okay. Somy mom was like, yeah, fine,

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and then so we go to thestore and we were getting a couple
of pairs and this old lady comesup to my mom and says, gang
members wear those pants. Yeah,Like nope, all right, yeah,
nosy. I was thinking about howpeople rip on uh what are the shorts

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cargo shorts? Yeah, And Iwas reminded about how dude. So for
a while there in like the latenineties, the style of pants, like
in jeans and Khaki's they had rememberPainters jeans or Painters pants, So it's
like they had the pockets like cargoshorts would, but they also have like
this big loop where you could likeyeah or whatever they were. They were

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super popular. Like I don't Idon't see those now the same way people
rip on cargo shorts. But ifyou go to the stores, every story,
Macy's, the Old Navy, itdoesn't matter. All the stores like
There's, it seems to be there'sa lot more of those shorts than any
others at least in the men's section. Women never wore cargo shorts, but
I hate the hatred of cargo short. Yeah, I don't get it.

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Why I don't get it. Here'sanother one. If you're a man,
you have a hairy chest, statistically, you may be more intelligent than other
men. All right, what arewe working with here? Seen all your
butt cracks, but I've never seenyour chests. I got a harry chest.
Light hair, yeah's none. Iwould say I'm not heavy. I'm

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just a couple, I'll bet.Yeah, not very hairy on the chest.
Raby, What would you say isthe most common way people consume marijuana?
I would say edibles? Edibles?Yeah, smoking it, Yeah,
definitely smoking. Smoking. That's themost popular method. The second most is
edibles, and last was concentrate orextract for you know, vaping or dabbing.

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Yeah, gabbing, tabbing too hardcore, dude. There was a there
was a girl at my daughter's schoolwho got busted for vaping and she's like
twelve. Oh maybe that I don'tknow, regular I'm not sure. All
I know is that because it wentaround the school like very quickly, because
she's twelve. Yeah, that's kindof shocking because I'm not surprised that a

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kid's vaping, because I feel likeevery kid in like my niece and nephew
circle, they all vaped. Myniece and nephew did, like everybody did.
But they were like fifteen when theydid it. Yeah, twelve is
young. How old were you whenyou got your first job? Sixteen?
Thirteen? Yeah, I was thirteenseventeen? Oh wait, I was even

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you know, I was twelve.I was twelve. I had a paper
route okay, Trenton Times Noise.Yeah, you had to get it,
like a special permit I work under. Yeah, the job I got at
the record store. Later then Ihad to get the work permit for that.
Yeah, And that was I wantto say thirteen, like fourteen.
I did like some seasonal work maybeyeah, yeah, as a floorist.

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But I lied on my permit,right, I said I was fifteen,
Oh, but I was thirteen.Yeah, Sammy, what was your first
job Hollister? Hollister? Yeah?Okay, oh guys remember Hollister? Yeah,
I mean I see it, butI don't fit in it. So
for both men and women, it'stheir first job when they were fifteen years
old. On average, for boys, the first job was mowing lawns for

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girls. It was babysitting. Ohwell, I did babysitting before my first
job. I did babysitting at liketwelve. Was that like a one off
thing or is that like you hada regular regular Okay, so that's that
would be your first job that countsthen that was my first two at probably
eleven or twelve. Yeah. Yeah. The fertility rate in the US has
fallen to the lowest level on record. This is the past year, with

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women in their twenties having fewer babies. There were only three point six million
babies born in the US last year. It's the lowest number since seventy nine.
Easy. It sounds like a lot. It does. Consider how many
people are on you know, inthe country, three hundred and fifty million,
how many are of child bearing age, and only three point six million

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total, seems like a lot total. I keep seeing these like women on
social media. They're they're posting thesevideos of like here's how old I was
as I had each child, andthey're standing there and they're just waving,
smiling, and the kids start prayingout one by one, and it's like
that trick that magicians do where thescarves just keep coming out of It's like
a clown car. Kids, thishas got to be the last one,

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right, No, Then there's onecrawling out, Oh my god, and
you're like, okay, that's gotto be the last one, and like
nope, here's a here's one thatlooks like an infant yep. And then
they go, oh, it's gotto be the last one. Nope.
She holds up an ultrasound. It'sher twelfth kid. Yeah. I keep
sending this to my wife like canyou imagine? No, she's what like
thirty two years old? Right,yeah, she looks yeah. Because that's

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the thing is, Oh, that'sgot to be the last one. Here,
I had this one at forty two. Wow? Even remember their name?
With that said, though, Iknow like four people having babies.
Two who used to work on theshow Julian's have another baby. That's right,
she's having another one of the oneyeah yeah, yeah girl and another
girl. Oh okay, that's right. I did hear okay, I did

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hear that. And then Eric,they used to work on the show having
a baby sound Wave, And thenmy sister just had one, and then
my buddy, well, I wentto high school with is having one ah
thiss pro creating. Yeah, allright, well there's a lot of baby
showers. Twenty five percent of womenwould rather have their wisdom teeth pulled than
go swimsuit shopping. All right,Oh my god, that's funny. Is

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that true? You'd rather have yourwisdom teeth pulled? For some people?
It is? I said, likelapping lapping suits, So that's lapping suits.
What the hell's that? Flapping suitswill have like some sleeves that come
down and like shorts. I've neverheard that term. I'm not Yeah,
I've not heard that either. Thatbeing I'd like to wear them like when

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I'm lapping because it keeps you fromgetting like sunburn on your shoulders. Good.
Oh, I have a swim suitquestion. So Woody, Greg,
you both have pools and I'm aboutto have one. It's almost done.
I bought some extra bathing suits justto have at the house like people,
and people I talked to they thoughtthat was weird. Do you have suits?

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I know, I think that's alovely suit. I don't, but
that's a good idea. Yeah,for spontaneous pools, right, so you
never know, and it's usually girlsAnd then if it's the girls. They
want to wear like a T shirt. Yeah, underwear, okay, I
bought some like Bucky stuff that's justto have at the house. I never
thought of that on the women though. Not liking to go some suit shopping.

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I have friends who will get drunkbefore they go shopping because otherwise they
won't buy anything if they don't likeIt's like, we're going to have some
drinks and then we'll go walk aroundthe mall because I need to get I'm
going on vacation and I needed yourselfout to get bathing suits. Yeah,
exactly. Bathing suit is forty sevenmillion dollars. Are they Are they fat?

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Honestly? I mean they get Iget it more. If that's the
case, well, I mean yes, but again they think they are.
I don't think that they look ashorrible as they you know, telling them
Greg and chicks the same. I'mso fat, Oh like a whale.
He's not. He's skinny. Youare, okay, stop and you stop

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it, all right? More whathe shows coming up? Yes, mana
yea. He can tie up ina couple of places, but he's overall
good. Exactly, it's hot,no, all right? More what he
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show and we are into another newhour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It is Tuesday morning. It's thefinal day of April. It's April

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to thirtieth, twenty twenty four.I'm buddy, that's Raby. Good morning.
There's a Greg Gory, My Woodymenaces here. What is up?
Woody got Sea Mass, You gotSammy Bort and Caroline are here. We
got our current employee of the month. That's Morgan, our associate producer.
She was out yesterday. She wasthrown up. She thinks she got bad

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salad. Oh really, she hadleftover salad. I thought, Sala's not
really a leftover pell if it's notdressed, even's dressed. It doesn't hold,
but it'll hold for a day ifit's not dressed. Yeah. I
heard she had massive diarrhea, likeI don't know, bathtubs full. Yeah,

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she said she lost she lost threepounds pounds. Wow, I knew
I should have kissed her. Thrownup a lot. I was throwing up
at work. They said, it'sproduce that will get you every time.
Yeah, people are like, ohmy chicken wasn't cooked enough. It's never
that. No, it's pro salad. Yeah, that's why we don't eat
it around here, dude, Like, and there's Vaughn, sorry, Vna,

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we got caught up on Morgan.There's Vaughn our former employee of the
month. And we're gonna have theannouncement of who is the April employee of
the month this morning. You're alast minute votes on the text over to
two two nine eight seven phones areopen eight seven seven forty four. Woodie
salad is just not like Okay,I don't take French fries with me.

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I don't take salad with me.No, there's certain things that won't make
that trip Homan. I'm a leftoversguy. I do eat leftovers, and
a lot of people have a problemwith leftovers. It just won't get eaten.
I'll just stay in the fridge.But not usually leftover salad. Okay,
sandwich, eat my salad. Nota leftover food for me. Maybe
a day, Like if you eathalf the sandwich. Yeah, because the

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bread is too soggy, which isfine, leftover sandwich. Maybe it is
left over pretty much everything. Well, yeah, I've never seen salad though
I've never seen her leave any more. Of course, you don't see me
ordering a salad either, so leftover salad weird. She's the one with
the most stomach issues. Odd.Yeah, but that's just because she's got

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all kinds of I got other problemsdone. It started leftover and it became
other things, so many others.It takes her an hour to eat a
quarter of her that's true. Itpretty much does. Well. You should
eat slow, No, you should, you do it the right way.
But there's one thing you guys loveleft over that I don't understand. Actually,
society loves leftover pasta so good.It's really good dry af it depends

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I put a little extra sauce onit. No, like if you if
you got someone, you get likea pasta dish if you have like leftover.
See my wife used to make whatwe didn't have spaghetti night at the
house or whatever. She would mixthe sauce in with the spaghetti and then
serve it that way as opposed totopping. Yeah, get your pasta,

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then put the sauce on top andlike you can use I mean, that's
leftovers for days. Right If youdo it that way, when you mix
it and you dump all last bitsof your sauce in with the pasta,
it just absorbs it. And again, yes, Greg, it will become
dry af as you say, right, well, even when I mix it
with the sauce. That's how Ido it as well. It's just not

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good if I go to a place, though, and I get like a
pasta dish, you know, likelet's say it's like a bow tie with
some panchetta and you know some otherlike garlic and other things in there,
and I bring that, I bringthat home. It's lovely, quite great.
Yeah, what happened to pasta knightthough? You said what we used
to have? No, no,we don't do it. It was like

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a regular thing. I'm sorting,like, all right, we're having spaghetti
to night, although we need apasta night in our house. We need
like a steamed chicken and vegetable night. Hell boring. But yeah, buddy
of ours does spaghetti meat all nightwith his wife. Oh sweet, yeah,

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no kids, that's fun and theygo for a walk. I was
very happy. He's like, it'sspaghetti night. I like that, even
though he psyched about it, likeit's spaghetti night. Nice. It is
weird when you have like a foodtradition. On pay Day, I get
sushi. Well, it's sushi night. For great, It'll be sushi night.

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Like pizza Fridays. At school wasalways pizza Fridays and then Sunday through
Sundays, like have a drink night, you know, Sunday, Yeah,
have some wine. Yeah. Iusually get sushi on Fridays. Fridays.
Yeah, that's a good day forit. I get pizza on Fridays.
Pizza Fridays Friday. With the leftoverson the pizza, do you leave it

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out overnight? Not even in therefrigerator, And we'll eat it the old
me would. Now I'd be tooscared. See that's another one, Like
I'll eat it, but I'm notexcited about leftover pizza. Yeah, agreed,
not that great, not even closeto the same. I think it
tastes better when it's left out.Oh yeah, no, no, like

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it's got to it's one of ththings it's got to be. It's got
to be eating in the moment,and then for me it's done because if
he's saving this and I go,I like, that's my wife. Will
he leftover pizza? She won't eatleftover anything else? Really? Yeah?
Weird? So weird. Yeah,because like I've tried all the different things
about like, oh, you's alike a frying pan. Oh right,

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you know, to rejuvenate a pieceof leftover pizza. I've done the air
fry er, I've done. Itworks well, yeah, I mean,
but it's just still it's still leftover. It's still not right. Yeah
first good? Yeah, Like whyare we going out of our way?
It's like, you know, althoughpizzas have gotten expensive like everything else,

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Yeah, don't throw that stuff away. Everything else used to be just disposable
food, right, you know,so easy achieve. Yeah, I actually
want them right now, to behonest, of course, we stop everything.
Hold on and wait, you havea breaking news. What's happening,

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guys, what's the breaking news?What do you got for us. I
want some pizza. Hungry and wouldlike some pizza. So to recap what
we just heard, Mena says thatthere was pizza around right now, he'd
eat it. Yeah, whoa,he's wondering where the food at? Crazy

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and eat pizza in the morning acrossthe street. You breakfast pizza? Yeah,
and now it's dry. Now we'redry. Now we're dry. Can't
even get you some wild times livingin Dude, no weird wrapped his right
up is down? Menaces pizza thistime of day? Like, what the
hell's going on? You ever gotdressed up to go to dinner at a

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buffets? Some so mixed rednick newsAnd today's redneck news is from Colorado.
We got this forty year old fella. His name is Eugene Robertson. He
went to a burger king. Hewas in the drive through, he orders
his food, and he got allkind of mad when the employee wouldn't accept

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his sweet offer to pay for hisfood with drugs. Oh wait what Yeah,
he wanted to give the guy atthe burger king meth in return for
the food. You got so madthat he even pulled a gun on the
employee and went despite the pressure wouldn'tgive into the whole drugs for food offer,
and even a gunpoint the employee wouldn'tgive. So Eugene drove off.

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Tried a similar stunt at the seveneleven across the street, pulled a gun
on the seven eleven employee. Hedid shoot that time. Everybody was fine.
The witness pulled out a gun whowas in the seven eleven fired back,
and so there was a brief gunfightat to seven eleven. No one
hit. Everybody's very bad shots.Eugene split before the cops got there.

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But then about fifteen minutes later theyget a call by a guy who was
shooting into an apartment. YEP,that was Eugene. And so when the
cops arrived, he was trying tohide out in the bushes. Yeah right,
cops has they're arresting him. Asare you okay? You know,
I'm kind of all the gunfire andeverything else, He goes, I'm fine,
but he did say that his feelingswere hurt. Oh no, So

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check out the list of charges chargedwith attempted first degree murder, menacing,
reckless endangerment, illegally discharging a firearm, possession of methamphetamine, harassment. And
it turns out he already had anumber of warrants out for his arrest for
other crops. All right, soneedless to say, he's gonna be going
to prison for a while. Okay, yeah, let's hope. Let's hope.

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They say, if he's convicted ofall these things, he's facing over
one hundred years. Oh my god, he'll get twenty. So that is
from Colorado. That is Eugene Robertsonwho pulled a gun on a Burger King
worker who refused to accept meth aspayment. Look at the burger king guy,
just standing firm like not like ifRavey worked at that burger King.
Yeah, it would have been adeal. Here you go, here's the

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here's the keys to the store.Else can I get? You have your
warner? That says red Nick Whackto the show. All right, welcome
back, everybody. I have aquick question before we go on. We've

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been talking about my friend word quitea bit lately. You're what my landlord
renting situation? Yeah, so myrent goes automatically from my account every month,
right, just a bill pay,just a reoccurring payment. Well,
I got an email this morning sayingwe're returning your rent check to you.
So my rent money is now backin my account? What did it not

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cash it? I don't think itlike ninety days or whatever before. I
don't know why. It just sayswe're returning your payment to you. There's
a few reasons why this might happen. But check with them. Do you
think like she changed her account?Maybe they moved in the last month.
Well they send a check. Yeah, the bill pay thing to an individual
like that. The corporation might havelike some kind of you know, digital

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transfer the money, but in thatparticular case, that would be that would
be a check that would go toyour landlord. So unless it wasn't deliverable,
did she move, Well, Idon't know she would have looked.
I was. I'm assuming that,you know, I would let my tenant
know like hey, I have anaddress for future think so yeah that's but

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I was like, wait, whatwhat did she say? I haven't heard
back yet. It just happened thismorning, so she's probably not awake.
Do you know if she has otherproperties? They do definitely have more than
just the property. She's the richwho cares, you know, because she
has more than one property that shewould let all her teens, right,
So I don't think I'd like tobe an under the radar renters. Now

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look at you on the radar,on the radar because my rent check was
your rent is about to be fivegrand a month. No, I was
like, oh God, are theylike going to take this opportunity to raise
it? It's over, party's over, it's it. Yeah, that happened
to me once one time where Itotally forgot to deposit the check and but
since my landlord like owns so manyproperties, like, they never even said

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anything and I was like two monthsbehind. They never contacted me really ever.
So I just deposited both of theboth of the rents that were due
and nothing. I mean, it'sI hope it's not a big deal.
But this has never happened to me, especially for contacts. It's fine situation
where I've been renting for ten years. Yeah, you've contacted her. Yeah,

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you let her know that you gotthis notification. You're you're fine.
Like if you had just just blewit off off yea free money, yeah,
and then went out and spent allthat money and then she comes back
for it and you're like wait whatuh huh. Yeah, well, one
trip to the casino would have takencare of that, right, five seconds.
Yeah, not a not a problem, no problem. Did you guys

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see the story? Man? Thisthis YouTuber he was recording himself while he
was flying this motorized paraglider bally Man. I know it exists, but I
haven't watched it. I shut itoff. I mean the the video is
what it just looks like. Yeah, no, but the weeping yeah,
so well, yeah, he wasgoing nearly fifty miles an hour. Something

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went wrong, the shoot got alllike, you know, twisted up or
something sideways. He plummets eighty fivefeet to the ground. And this is
what that sounds, man, fortyeight round? Come on baby, Hey

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they called nine hey ZERI call nineone one, call nine one one,
SERI he sucks. Yeah, Idon't rely on right, Yeah, it's
not you, Siri, it's thisother Siri. You're terrible too. But
yeah, like there's so many timesago, no, right, this one

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is four that is so dicty.It goes off for like another forty seconds.
But uh, too bad. Hedidn't have Apple Watch, or did
you. That's that's why yeah,one to you. He ended up in
the hospital. He only broke afew things, just a broken neck,
back, pelvis, and his arm. He's gonna have some surgeries, but
he's expected to be fine. Wow, he's not going to be a quadriplegic.

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I mean when he crashed, Imean he couldn't I mean couldn't even
move could move on. Yeah,if he had to watch, it would
have detected that he crashed immediately.Back, pelvis. Isn't those like the
three worst things to break? Right? Yeah? I mean breaking your neck.
That sounds terrible, right, I'msaying, but they you know,

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like a broken it's one thing tobreak an arm or leg, right,
I would assume he's going to haveto be immobilized. Oh yeah, oh
yeah, he's going to be likeone of those like mummy casts, right,
and then he won't have any strengthand trying to get that back because
his muscles will act. I thinkthe worst part somebody having to wipe you
having to do first thought broken bones. Well wait a minute, if you're

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doing one of those full body casts, think about this. He broke his
pelvis. His whole pelvic area isin a full body cast. Is he
like pooping in the cast? No, if you're completely incased in a full
body cast, like you're just likefilling it. Like it's like babies in
a womb, you know, Imean they're pooping and pin in that work.

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But I mean he's probably has acatheter for colostomy. Bag. Yeah,
probably a cost to me bag ofsome kind, because what he gonna
do he can't get up and walkover to the toilet. Yeah, yeah,
I'm assuming two bags. Worst.Oh, yeah, you've had that.
I've had a catheter in it.I didn't even know I had it
in so wide down there, youknow, I guess so it's just from

(29:41):
the wy Yeah, it's like thislittle too big. It's just because of
the canyon down there. But yeah, she's very accepting it because queen,
you know, so I think it'sprobably pretty different though for minute enjoyed her.
Yes, I know the catheter goesinto the p hole. It's just
a joke. Guys. Well,i'll know if raby's really wide down there.

(30:04):
I don't know that. Yeah,right, you're just making assumptions.
It's just jokes, guys. Yea, I will go to save your text,
save your bullying text. He's bullied. Yeah that sucks. Well,
if only he hadn't ridden that stupidcontraption. I tell you, I guess

(30:25):
I didn't really see what the contraptionwas. So imagine being on a parachute.
Okay, but the parachute, you'resitting in a like a seat almost
like a dune buggy kind of seat, with a giant fan, you know,
like a like a fan boat hassame kind of thing. This is
what's powering you through. What washe flying over? It look like farmland?
Okay, Yeah, I was kindof wondering, like, how the

(30:47):
hell's nine to one one going toknow exactly where he is? Right?
Well, that's why we were sayingif he had an Apple Watch, they
could track right to it. Yeah. Well, luckily he knew exactly where
he was. Yeah, so hewas able to just look for the pile
of person on the ground right,can't move with a big parachute kind of
flopping around and a gigantic fan.Yeah. Big shake up at CBS Sports
and their coverage of the NFL.Boomer Sis and Phil Simms both out good.

(31:12):
Matt Ryan's in Nate Burleson is goingto have an expanded role. Meanwhile,
over ESPN, Jason Kelsey has anew job. He's joining the crew
of Monday Night Countdown and just becausethey always have to have their names in
the news together. Travis Kelcey signeda new two year contract with the Chiefs.
He's now the highest paid tight endin the NFL. Yeah, Travis

(31:33):
Kelsey's having Kelsey Jam. That's kindof like what Gronk does the parties the
last year they yeah jam. Idon't know, like what's going on,
but I keep on getting messages thattickets are still on sale. Well,
yeah, of course, but Ithought that media I kind of feel like

(31:53):
it's oversaturation at this point of theYeah, I'm just going to agree more
for a number of reasons. Itwo on sale a while ago. It
could be fun, but I thinkthey kind of they overestimated. I think
it's the place they're having it.If I remember correctly, way too many
people. It's way too big ofa venue for for what they're trying to
do. If they would have keptit like a Gronk Beach party thing,

(32:16):
you know how many people are therefor like a Gronk Beach party. A
couple of thousand. Yeah, that'swhat I mean. I think this thing
is. I mean, it's atthe right venue so it can look really
passed. Correct. Yeah, Iget what you're saying. Yeah, correct,
But yeah I was ready for boomerA Sizon and Phil Sims. You're
done with both of them. Yeah, I've just burned out on them.

(32:37):
Yeah, you know, like PhilSimms more so than boomer A Sizon.
Okay, boomer Size, it's abangle, so screw him. I don't
like to watch coverage. I justdon't like it. I just like to
get in when the game start.Yeah. But they're saying even all this

(32:57):
stuff, like because it's all supercompetitive between all the different pregame shows,
and but they're getting there. They'regetting their ass kicked apparently by people who
are just watching the ticket. Ah, you know, they watching the red
zone. FYI, I was onI have YouTube TV. I don't know
if it's the same for you,but I would check. Right now,
until May sixteenth, you can getone hundred dollars off. Oh yeah,

(33:21):
yeah, now are you? Youwere already a current subscriber right right?
So it's one hundred bucks to renewfor next year one hundred bucks off one
hundred bucks okay, okay, waitwait wait, so it's only for new
customers. See this is what GregWell no, like I'm saying, and
like, this offer has been extendedto me. Yeah, I am a
YouTube TV subscriber, so I didn'tgive it to you for free. So

(33:44):
I'm saying, like, check intothat. No, I will, I'll
take a look at it. It'sone hundred bucks off. It's nothing to
say now on the YouTube TV,I love the picture and picture and you're
just saying there's some new thing withthe picture. I was saying, it's
not picture and picture. It's multiv on multiv sorry. And for the
NFL games, you can't put yourown multi view together, so there's always
like in their multi view there's alwayslike some game I'm not interested in.

(34:06):
I wish I could. But duringthis NBA and NHL playoffs, I've been
able to pick my own multiview.See that's cool, And I'm like,
oh, please let this extend.Yea yeah, NFL game, So if
you just go, like, here'sthe late window of the games, I
can you know, then put abasketball game in there? Okay, yeah,

(34:28):
intersport Yeah, okay, see Iwas thinking even with the NFL they
have stuff on there, I'm like, I don't care about that game.
I want to get on one channel. Or you know, one screen I
want to get these games, That'swhat I'm saying. Yeah, but all
within the NFL. Right, Butlast year, in the first year,
you couldn't pick your multiview. Youhave to go with their presets. That's
what I'm saying. I don't likethat because so I'm hoping that this extent

(34:50):
fingers crossed. I'll be honest whenit comes to the NFL ticket people,
as I think smokers did the samething, like, well, when when
it hits a certain price, whenwhen the package certain price, I'm gonna
be out. I've always been straightup like, when it comes to the
NFL ticket, You're just not Youcan call it four thousand dollars a season,
I would still get it. Iwould grump about it, yeah,

(35:13):
but it'd be like, what fourgrand? This is ridiculous, all right.
I can't imagine living without it atthis point. Four grand I find
a way or just bum it.Speaking of a raby luck this woman in
Illinois she got a Lucky Day lottoticket from a fellow customer at a convenience

(35:37):
store, and the ticket matched allfive numbers for the drawing and it's a
million dollar winner. Nice. Nice, Yeah, How cool is that?
The cout like that? Yeah,fellow customer just handed her a ticket.
Yeah, here we go. Howweird? Yeah? So the winner she
plans to buy a new house andcar, support her grandfather, and saved

(36:00):
the remaining fund. So she mustlive in the middle of Illinois somewhere a
million dollars living in Peoria. You'regonna buy a new house, yeah,
for sixty thousand bucks and a carand support your grandfather and they have money
left over to save lucky. Wow. What kind of utopia do you live
in? On levels? Are youin utopia Illinois? Yeah? Do you

(36:22):
live in the nineteen sixties? Yeah? Wow, that's cool. How'd you
get here? Time machine? Allright? Yes, baby, get it?
We're back, Yes, get it? Get it? Yes? Yes,
So what do you show? Allright, Welcome back to everybody.
So we had a case of runawayzebras in Seattle. You see that?

(36:44):
No? What? Yes? Thesefour zebras they were being moved to this
animal sanctuary, but they escaped fromthe trail. They were in this trailer
and they escaped out that They wererunning around the interstate for a while.
Wow. Last I saw three uredand one was still on the line.
Large. Weird to see a zebra. Yeah, in the city. I

(37:08):
saw a clip this one guy.He was He's like, oh damn,
there's something to basically, there's somethingyou don't see every day. Yeah,
definitely, yeah, Oh zebra's whatwow? Ye see if I can that
what the zebra thing? Yeah yeah, I'll send you the I'll send you
the link to it. Okay,yeah, sit here, you're actually aggressive

(37:30):
and dangerous. Oh yeah, youshould totally get out and try to take
a picture of him, right andpat it. Here we go, this
is the guy. What is happening? Oh my god? Get away.
We were looking at a bunch ofzebra's eating grass on the side of the
off ramp. The cars on theoff ramp pulled over by the guardrail and
lined up really close to kind ofmake a makeshift fence to keep them from
coming up onto the off ramp.I've only ever seen them in a zoo,

(37:52):
so that was the first. Itmust be a joke. They just
started hanging out in the grass insomebody's yard. Oway here across the street.
So I found the missing zebras they'rein my yard. I'm not sure
what to do. Yeah, theycame and got the three and then the
one is still out there on zebraon on the lamb are Zebra is pretty

(38:13):
much donkeys with stripes. I don'tknow you have like the they more donkey?
Are they more horse? They looklike donkeys? Yeah? I think
they looked more like horses. Theylook like donkeys. They look like donkeys.
Yeah. A Delta flight was onits way to LA had a circle
back land back at JFK in NewYork. Yes, it's a Boeing plane.

(38:34):
Oh, I have to take off. The biots got an alert.
They heard an unusual sound, Greg, oh good. The crew so they
felt a strange vibration. The planelanded taxi to the gate under its own
power, and that's why they figuredout what happened. One of the emergency
slides fell off during takeoffs. Ohno, wow, here's a question.
Nobody spotted that. I thought theemergency slides were inside the cabin door.

(38:59):
Yeah, like an air bag typedevice. Correct, I didn't. It
doesn't hang on the side like ifyou look at it. If you look
at a plane that's taking off,the doors closed, and because the fuselages
is smooth, there's no like it'snot like a under a panel under the
door and we don't know about it, and then the panel came off.

(39:20):
I thought it was, yeah,underneath the door, like you open the
door and then it comes out underit, right, Right, that's why,
because it's got that big bulge underneaththe cabin door and it always says
emergency slide, and so like,how do I'm assuming the outside of the
plane to begin with, I'm assumingthat there is a panel that we don't

(39:42):
know about, and then maybe itcame off. It's probably next to the
morgue, right, And the postoffice had this collar once. We were
talking about like a flight attendant.Yeah, flight attendant was talking about like
kind of the you know, thesecrets of the flight of air travel,
and someone one of one of thequestions that they had was what happens when

(40:04):
somebody dies. They basically just coverthem with a sheet and that person is
sitting next to you for the restof the flight. Yeah, that's basically
what happens. And somebody goes,well, isn't there don't they have a
morgue on board? They were justlike no, they take them to the
plane morgue. Right, Yeah,even questioning it, right, there's there's
a Morgue on the plane, likeno, like if they're if they're transporting

(40:27):
a body, like somebody who's alreadydead and they're getting them from me.
I let's say Grandma died in Florida. Then they want to get them back
to wherever. Yeah they go.Yeah, they're they're shipped his cargo.
But yeah, it's not like theyhave a Morga all ready to go,
like a big walk in freezer.Have you seen the galley they're working in.
Have you seen the cock pit?There's really no place to Yeah.

(40:49):
Have you even been the first class? First class? Does they even have
enough room for a Morgue bucks,Yeah, morgue. Then we do an
animated podcast. Sure you guys,wake up. Take come on, take
your dustake, Come on, youguys, wake up. This is the
Woodie Show and we're into another newhour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

(41:16):
Tuesday morning, a typical Tuesday.This, this day, every week
is a grind ye for everybody.But yeah, just drag an ass day,
man, No, no, nap, it was just a it was
a marathon, but all sprint yesterday. I'm so wiped out. A lot

(41:39):
of different conference calls were yeah,yeah, these were actually, but it's
all gonna lead to good, rightin this case, I think it does
excellent. I think it does.Believe it or not. But it was
just a lot of conference calls,a lot of uh, a lot of
stuff all day long, and thenI woke up late this morning behind.

(42:00):
Oh yeah, like my body's inone place, but you know, my
mind is four steps behind. They'retrying to get it together today, guys.
But it is payday. That's good. It's April the thirty, twenty
twenty four. Thank you for beinghere, Woody, Ravy, Greg Menace,
Sea Bass, there's Sammy phones areopen at eight seven seven forty four.

(42:21):
Woodie. You can hit us upwith the text over to two to
nine eighty seven. Got to gettogether because we have a chiropractor who's going
to join us, a sour.This is one of those here to defend
yourself excellent segments. Now we didone with the pharmacist, Frankie, the
pharmacist who it seems like the consensusis that Frankie didn't do himself and his
profession, you know, a lotof good getting people to signboard to see

(42:46):
where oh no, this is avery valuable profession. But I get it,
I understand it. I don't thinkhe did any kind of but I
was already on board. Yeah,but when it comes to like Greg Menace
Sea Bass, I don't think hereally helped his cause. But well he
did say that he could count pillsfive at a time, thank you,

(43:07):
not one at a time. Everytime Frankie the pharmacist comes up. Well
you know, guys, he cancount five. Well he's a talented d
it's five awards. Yeah, thefastest counter ever. But like you know,
we've ripped on pharmacists. We've definitelyspent enough time ripping on chiropractors quack

(43:27):
of practice for different reasons. Now, I've been party to that, even
though I'm open to it or interestedin the idea of chiropractors. Who here
in the room I have has goneto a chiropractice? I have? I
have not, But I want toSam, you've never been to a chiropractice.
I've done like neuromuscular where they movethe muscles but not the bones,

(43:49):
so it's different. And neuromuscular chiropractor. Is that a chiropractor though that I'm
saying, I don't think it's achiropractor. Thank you. That was that?
Also the strip mall yeah, no, no, you can tell her
anything that worked. I mean nevereven had a massage. I mean,

(44:10):
I'm like you, I'd be superinto it, but I'm just like,
I'm too afraid. I'm not againstchiropractice, but I don't believe it helped
me in any way. Yeah,like, physical therapy is what helped me.
Yeah, I don't want them touchingmy neck or anything like, No,
I don't want them touching my neck. I just think it feels so
good because like every time I backcracksor whatever, it's like, oh yeah,
it feels very good in the moment, I love craything, But that

(44:34):
moment doesn't last. So you cansay the same about a massage. For
sure, it doesn't. It feelsgood in the moment, But the physical
therapy actually fixed what was wrong,and that's where the chiropractor should have sent
me and didn't. I'm just i'mentmomentary joy, right, So I'm not
interested in fixing anything, so thiswould fall in that category. I fix

(44:57):
it fixed the underlining problem. Yeah, all right, So we'll talk to
a chiropractor who will be here todefend the profession, and you know,
maybe maybe he can sway us maybeand to make an appointment, you know,
Greg, I might. Yeah.So that's coming up this hour eight
seven, seven forty four. Whatif you have any questions, if you
want to send us a text,you can do that over to two to

(45:19):
nine eight seven. All right,before we get to that what do you
show Employee of the month? SoI took all your votes and what you
guys had to say yesterday and yournominations into consideration, and I have I
have come to a decision on whowill be the what do you show employee
of the Month for the month ofApril. And ladies and gentlemen, boys

(45:44):
and girls, congratulations to little BuddyMenace. Wow. Yeah, now here,
here's how, Here's how I arrivedthat. And Sea Bass, I
gotta say you were a very veryvery close second. I didn't do anything.
What do you mean this month?What did I do? What you're
always doing? You're doing there?Like that's why I voted for you,

(46:07):
case for you. Now, consideringthis is the first year that we've done
employed them, I think a lotof times I'm kind of looking cumulative,
you know, you know, tothe in this first year because so many
people have been here for a whileand have made a lot of great contributions
and also combined with what they havedone, Yes, what have you done
for me lately? Kind of thing. But you know, you're consistent with

(46:28):
you know, the stuff that youbring to the table and the segments and
things like that, so it's appreciated. And it was very very close second,
but I was just thinking about theyou know, the stuff that you
know, Menace is doing, youknow, between all the you know,
March fat and stuff, so cumulativeto you know, trying to drink a
gallon of whatever that was, yeah, shamrock or how you almost died with

(46:52):
Zin Yeah. Yeah, But againI don't like bringing up the March fat
and stuff. I always like inmy my personal rules, been within that
month and you have to do multiplethings. Well, he doesn't like your
cumulation. What he doesn't like themeaning of the word month. Yeah,
to go cute, I know,but that if there's a tiebreaker situation,

(47:13):
I think again, because it's thefirst year of this next year will be
different, I think that, youknow, but this year, if there's
a tiebreaker that needs to happen,how do you how do you determine the
tiebreaker. I think it's a bodyof work. It really no, it
really was. It really was.But you know, Menace is uh medas
is always hustling around. So thankyou, little buddy. You have anything

(47:35):
you'd like to say. I would. I would like to thank me for,
you know, putting in the actualeffort. I would like to thank
me for coming in on the latenights. I would like to thank me
for coming in on the late nightsand doing extra stuff. Yeah. Uh
and my team here, you comehere in the late nights for the support.
I came in the other night.Yeah. Drop in the cooking corner.

(47:59):
Yeah, thank you. I've poppinghere a lot. Yeah, minneses
SODA's ravy by the way, becauseI see I usually come in like right
after she leaves and I'll see likestuff that she's left behind. I'll clean
it up for thank you. Makea mess? Yeah well, Menace winner
of sixty nine dollars and a LovelyWoody Show Employee of the Month April twenty

(48:24):
twenty four. Plaque a commemorative keepsakethat you get to take home after it
lives on the wall in the officefor for the next few weeks. Nice
Yaks, Congratulations, congratulations manage andby the way, just thank you me
during the speech. That's just quotingSnoop dog. That's what he did when
he won an award. Oh,that was very clear, thank you.

(48:45):
Yes, thought, yeah, Greg, that's why Greg was mouthing Snoop Yeah.
Are you kidding? Yeah, Snoop. It was a joke. Guys.
Yeah, all right, So we'regonna take the break and we'll come
back and here to defend themselves.It's going to be a car Carlos is
name Carlos the Chiropractor. He's beendoing this for decades. So if there's

(49:05):
a guy who can really get intothe weeds on you know, chiropractor stuff
and h are our fears and everythingelse legitimate, which, of course I'm
thinking he's gonna tell me no,this is the game, you know,
But like, can he convince usthat we should have no fear and actually
go to a chiropractor again? We'llget into that next year on The Woody
Show. Hang on, this getshot and then they just wanted Joe and
the next thing, you know,all right, welcome back to the Woody

(49:31):
Show. Here to defend themselves.This is the second one. The first
one we did was with the pharmacist, Frankie, the pharmacist. Yes,
after Greg was questioning the legitimacy ofyou know, what do they really do?
Yeah, yeah, you take alittle knife and he counted some pills.

(49:52):
Now, one profession that I havealways questioned. Yet I have this
like interest in going because I think, like on paper or just hearing about
it, watching some of the videosthat you can see online the people getting
like adjusted chiropractors. It's awesome,satisfying, looks awesome. But then as
soon as it's every time I feellike I'm about to, you know,

(50:15):
cave and go, I get hitwith this wave of stuff like, oh
never go there. People freak youout and so and people have made it.
We'll get into it here. Butwe do have somebody a chiropractice.
This guy has been a chiropractor forforty two years. Please welcome Carlos.
Good morning, Carling, good morning. Yeah. So Carlos is not a

(50:39):
listener of the show, but hisdaughter listens religiously, and she sent us
an email saying, Hey, ifyou want someone to defend the profession,
you've got to talk to my dad. He's been doing it for decades.
Forty two years? Huh forty twoyears? Could you believe it? And
as your well, I can becauseI only met you today, So yes,
yes, years and I've been yeahsure. I mean was it even

(51:01):
that popular in the eighties? Yeah, Chiropractic's been around and popular for a
long time. Yeah. Now,which Chinese restaurant is your office next year?
Right? I wish I knew.You know, I always send my
staff up for the Chinese h Well, okay, that's that privilege. So
that's that's one of the things.I know. You understand why you're here.
You're here to defend the profession.And I was just mentioning that,

(51:23):
you know, I have an interestin going. I've never been, but
every time I almost get the nerveup to go do it, I get
hit with a like a tsunami ofinformation from people going, you don't want
to go there, And then somebodythrows in, why are they always next
to the Chinese food places in thestrip malls? And it scares me away.
Why should I not be scared,Carlos, You should not be scared
because you're getting it from the wrongsource. You know, get it directly

(51:46):
from other people. And you've gotme here. The youngest patient I've ever
cared for in my forty two yearswas a two year old little girl,
two years old, two years old? What do they come? She was
born? She was. The littlegirl basically was a daughter of one of
my patients. And my patient wastold that this little girl was going to

(52:07):
need hip surgery when she turns aboutnine years old. So I examined the
little girl, and my opinion wasthat her hip was dislocated, not malformed,
And so I asked the mom ifshe would allow me to just do
a small technique to see if wecan move the hip, and of all
things, the hip went back intoplace. Did you have like X rays

(52:30):
or anything to come back to Absolutely? I took X rays. I've been
taking X rays for the last fortytwo years. And so she's now fifteen
years old and never had surgery.Okay. My oldest patient I ever cared
for was one hundred and one okayold, Yeah, one hundred and one.

(52:51):
So I can treat a two weekold child, and if I can
treat a one hundred and one yearold man, I can certainly take care
of somebody right in the middle,I think. Okay, But I'm saying,
like you mentioned, you said theword doctor, right, and so
that's that's my first question. Doyou ever feel kind of like a liar
to call yourself a doctor? Well? No, because what I understand and

(53:13):
you can correct me if we're wronghere, Carlos, is that somebody texted
in saying chiropractors sued the American MedicalAssociation to be able to use the term
doctor. That goes way way back. But I would I would just invite
you anytime you'd like to come tomy office to see all my correspondents,
insurance carriers, attorneys, state agencies, federal agencies including courts. They addressed

(53:38):
me as doctor. Yeah, Iunderstand that. But what do you go
through to get your doctor? Yeah? Yeah, So what's the yeah,
kind of run me through that,Like what kind of school? Like we
know, you know doctors that doundergrad and they go to medical school and
they do you know, what's itcalled residency, right or whatever it's called.
So like to become a chiropractor,what's the what's the process? Well,

(54:00):
undergraduate first, that's four years,and then follow up with another four
years. That's it. The differencewith a four year the second four years
in a chiropractic education is we studyunder trimesters. So you end a trimester
on a Friday and you start yourvery next trimester on a Monday. There's

(54:22):
no time off in between year aroundschool. That sucks it does you better
know it? You have no life. We had no life for it for
three years. So technically it's aneight air course. So what are the
risks? Like if you go toa chiropractor and they do a neck adjustment,
what are the risks? I've hadforty two years, so I've never
had a problem with anybody. Never. But then again, it lies on

(54:45):
the doctor himself. There's a lotof chiropractors out there. They don't take
X rays. I do take Xrays because I want to see what the
inside looks like. I have foundtumors, masses, cancers, and you're
not expecting they're coming in for backpain and you take an X ray and
you find this creature in there andand refer them out. So it's on

(55:06):
the doctor himself. I'm the chiropractorto do his due diligence on all his
patients. Like how can you tellthe good ones from the bad ones?
Though? Well, some of thefamous athletes that have gone to chiropractors Tom
Brady, Tiger Woods, Michael Phelps, Muhammad Ali. You will never see
them in a strip mall. That'strue. You're not going to see him

(55:30):
walking down the mall looking for achiropractor. Yeah. I watched that Quarterback
documentary on Netflix and Kirk Cousins waslike, Hey, I got that came
to his house. Yeah, check. Yeah, they've come to the house
and do that kind of stuff.But I yeah, that's the one thing
I would never I don't think I'llever go to the place that's that's next
to the Chinese food restaurant for sure. That kind of leads into my number
one question for a chiropractory. Carlos, I've heard that you can get,

(55:52):
for lack of a better term,addicted to going, that you have to
keep going once you start. Isthat true? And that is true?
Have you ever heard the phrase?You have heard the phrase use it or
lose it? Yeah? Right,So you have all these people who live
in this modern day society where wedon't access all of our joints. So

(56:13):
you go to a chiropractor. Threeadjustments later, you feel ten years younger
because they use it or lose it. You've just used your joints in ways
that you've never used them for thelast fifteen years. Once that feeling wears
off, guess what the body wantsAnother fix, another adjustment. So they
show up in my office say,hey, doc, I need a tune

(56:35):
up. All right here, I'llgive you a positive one here, two
one five. Texting over osteoarthritis manipulationput your body in balance. I started
going to a chiropractor at age eight. I'm fifty two years old. Now.
It's not just about popping or crackingbones. Spiral and hip alignment is
key to not being bent over.Yes, physical therapy helps strengthen key muscles
to support, but chiropractic care canwork. So you got absolutely, you

(57:00):
got. You gotta believer there,But like, what about this? Okay?
So this one says I lived inAtlanta, the home of Life University,
the home of chiropractice, for overtwenty years, married to an er
nurse. They put hundreds of peoplein the er every month. True or
false? I disagree with that.I would say false because I worked in
an R room during my undergraduate work. I worked in an R room.

(57:23):
I never once saw a single patientthat came in because of a chiropractor?
Now do you feel do you feelbad by calling an er room when the
RS already means room? Okay,now he's he's putting hairs, but like,
okay, so but let me uh, let me ask you this.
What's the difference in malpractice insurance betweenbeing a just say, like a general

(57:45):
practitioner, like a regular you know, go for your physical kind of doctor,
and to be a chiropractor? Isone more expensive than the other?
I love this question. My malpracticeinsurance is less than a thousand dollars a
year. Wow. A medical doctor'smalpractice is around forty five thousand. Oh

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wow. Try to figure out whyan insurance carrier would only charge me less
than one thousand dollars to be achiropractor. Okay, well you can't prescribe
it, but you can't prescribe medication, right, I think I've got a
good answer to this. Actually,your house insurance costs a lot of money.
Your home insurance costs a lot ofmoney every year. What are you
right? Yeah, but you're theinsurance for like your daughter's barbiedreamaw wouldn't be

(58:29):
that expensive because they're not worth asmuch. No, insurance is not based
on value when it comes to healthcare. It's based on how dangerous is the
service you're providing. A surgeon,his malpractice is through the roof because it's
so dangerous. There's so many thingsthat can go wrong. Yeah, I
mean, I know because there's alot of insurance plans that cover chiropracticive bigs.

(58:50):
See. This is one of thethings, man. I go like,
all right, well, if theinsurance companies are you know, like
you talk about your malpractice insurance toa thousand bucks a year of insurance companies
are willing to let you go asa patient because they're all done by liability,
right, Like, they're all lookingat things from a liability standpoint of
what's this going to what's this reallygoing to cost us? Right? And
so if the insurance company who doesn'twant you to do dick, if they

(59:14):
allow you to go or you know, cover visits to the chiropractor, you
know there must be something to it. Just it just freaks me out,
man, that's all because like thetwo things that people never want to mess
with anything from the neck up,so your neck, your head, uh,
and then your back. Yeah,And I feel like it would be
so awesome, Like it would wouldbe like as anybody orgasmed while you're there

(59:36):
and doing an adjustment or at leastthey like popped the bone or anything like
that. I feel I feel likeI would love it so much, like
I'm like, oh my God,control yourself. It would be an an
n RB. And that's what wecall it in in my practice, we
call that a no reason bonus.There would be a reason. Well,
I know it's not sexual, anr you would get an RB. Yeah,

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that would be an rbit. Allouyou, if any one of you
who are curious, skeptic or youactually have a back problem, you're welcomed
in my office, you know,and you can see for yourselves and walk
out a skeptic it's okay, orwalk out a believer. I have nothing
to live it. Can I walkvisit you now, Carlos the chiropracty.
Can I walk in your office withoutwalking out with like a like a package

(01:00:22):
of comeback visits? Absolutely? Likepeople can go, people can come in.
They can just do like you don'thave to buy a package, right
Like that seems to be one ofthe things that people talk about a lot
too, is that you go,and you're not allowed to go yeah back
until you have purchased some kind ofpackage of sessions. There's two major models

(01:00:43):
of chiropractic, okay. One isfee for service. That's my practice.
Whatever the patient receives is that's thefee you get. There's another model that's
based more on business, and thebusiness model is we want you to come
back for the next six months.I don't believe in that personally, and
I've been doing that for forty twoyears. Okay, fee for service because

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service is so different from one patientto the next. And I'm not the
one that's going to tell a humanbeing to come back. They'll come back
if they want to come back,all right, Carlos, One last question
before you let you go. Weappreciate you being a good sport with us.
So what is the what's what's therange of income that chiropractors make.
What's an average salary for a chiropractoreighty five to one and twenty a doctor

(01:01:30):
like myself. I'm a private practice, and well you can multiply that a
few times, okay, but that'sbecause of the volume and the number of
patients I care for. Right,and then like when it comes to the
schooling, Like how much you know, once you get your undergrad that's one
thing, you get your undergrad andthen how much is the school? You
know that those trimesters that you gotto go through before you can actually go

(01:01:50):
and start working, Like how muchwhat does that run? You know?
Nowadays? I don't know, butman, it's expensive. I think a
chiropractor will come out with maybe ahundred and fifty whoa, yeah it is
expensive. Is that like an actualdoctor? My god, it's expensive.
Yeah, it is expensive. Yeah, sure that's crazy. Well, hey
Carlos again, thank you so much, thank yeah for answering our questions.

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What what is your daughter's name?I forget I didn't I should Melissa shout
out my other daughter, Chris isyou guys? Well, hey, thanks
to them and thank you to youagain. Uh see, now after I
talk to Carlos, I'm like,you know what, maybe screw it,
I'll go try it out. Ikind of want to. Yeah, maybe

(01:02:36):
Greg and I can go again waitingfor you? Yeah, waiting? Yeah,
you can pop Greg and I together? I love it? Yeah,
you like push our hips together?Yeah, Pelvis is together? Right?
Yeah, all right, there isCarlos the Cairo practor everybody. Yeah,
cars, thank you for your time. Man, We appreciate it. You
guys stake care. All right,there you go, there's Carlos. Everybody

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uhending his profession. I mean,how do you feel after that, Raven?
I mean, I think he dida nice job. I'm not anti
chiropractics. I mean I went toone who should have referred me to a
physical therapist. You know, soI believe in physical therapy. I just

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think it would feel awesome to getcracked. Yeah, that's all. I
have nothing. I'm in no pain. I like cracking every bone in my
bright Yeah, I'm just honestly notjust freaks you out. Yeah, that's
all right. That's the part thatI'm not mean to an older nice man.
But I tried. You did theWoody Show, all right, welcome

(01:03:42):
back, and uh some information aboutCarlos the chiropractor. It's Valdez Chiropractic Office.
It's on West Whittier Boulevard in Montabello. Nice so, yeah, Valdez
Chiropractic Office, West Whittier Boulevard inMontabello. Tell him the Woody Show set,
Jeff, Definitely. We got somequestions on the text asking where Carlos

(01:04:03):
is and how they can reach outto them. Thank you again to Carlos
the chiropractor. I want to visitthem. Phones are up at eighty seven
seven forty four. Hit us upwith the text over to two two nine
eight seven. People were asked,and I thought about Greg immediately, What
adult things do you get excited aboutlike when we were kids, like getting
new shoes or a bike, orthe new video game system. That was

(01:04:26):
it. But as an adult youget the same feeling, you know when
you get a patio umbrella, right, Greg, Yeah, pat umbrella,
vacuum cleaner, landscape. Here's someexamples of what people said. Adult things
seem to, you know, beborn to them when they were younger,
but really excite them now. Organizingand cleaning check, yes, yes,

(01:04:48):
love that, the feeling of beinglike nicely organized. Oh yes, things
are cleaning. Love that high qualitybetting check, I don't really care about
that. And spend time sleeping inthat betting? Oh yeah, there is
a difference. There is alone time, check sure, sitting in silence doing

(01:05:08):
nothing, which is actually punishment tosome kids, Like that's time out,
oh for sure? Yeah? No? Uh, puzzles, no, no,
dude, my mom loves puzzles.She's addicted puzzles on our Big comeback
yep, puzzles and legos and neverget into that are the people that frame
them afterwards? Oh yeah, whereare you going to hang that? Right?
Greg? Make it into a trivet? Oh yeah, you to hang

(01:05:30):
on your wall where hopefully the placethat all the company says? What's thet?
Like a hot plate? Something?You take a hot plate and sit
it on top of h uh.Things that you thought were boring when you
were a kid, But people saythese adult things really excite them now.
Checking items off to do lists.Oh, I'll write stuff down just to
check it off, you will.Yeah? I mean I like being productive,

(01:05:53):
but I don't necessarily have a goodto do list that getting up early
on Saturday to good jump on chores. Yes, that goes to the productive
thing. Greg Yard works on hereit slicing into a perfectly ripe avocado daily,
going to the grocery store or aplace like CBS getting a great deal.

(01:06:14):
Somebody said, swiping my loyalty cardand watching the total drop? Oh
yeah, do you like using thecard at the end? Like bird watching?
Thought about watch the humming bird?Yeah, it was recently my mom's
my mom's it was recently my wife'sbirthday, and she got a gift from
her mom. It was a hummingbirdfeeder. She's gonna start watching for their

(01:06:39):
and I thought, oh my god, this is Ravey's brother's whole life now
watching these good mix for sugar water. Oh you got the recipe? Yeah,
my brother's got a good one.Paying bills made the list. Walking
in the costco anxiety and do singand as we were discussing leftovers, like

(01:07:02):
getting excited, like boring when you'rea kid, but man, rip some
really good the good leftovers and notthe bad ones. Yeah yeah, the
crabby ones not so much. Yeah, but the whole idea like, oh
cool, a little for tomorrow,little meal now, little for tomorrow,
but yeah, organizing and cleaning ripalone time, rip, what is it

(01:07:23):
for you? Number one of mylists would be like a view or scenery
as a kid, look at thisview? Hated that? Oh, look
at this view. I would say, like visiting historical sites like as a
kid sucked. Now I think it'ssuper interesting. I got to know.
On Greg's and No on Ravey's Menace, I agree with Greg racily recently,

(01:07:46):
I've been enjoying scenery. Also betting. I'm with you, nice betting.
Okay, you that thing. That'sgood. I know you guys care about
these people. I don't, butbecause you do, I'll bring it up.

(01:08:10):
Congratulations to Prince William and Cape Middletoon. They're celebrating their thirteenth wedding anniversary
this week. Yeah. I hopeshe's doing well. Peacock is raising their
price by two bucks a month.I thought they were in trouble. Ray
Well, well, maybe that's whythey're raising. They keep losing. They
do keep losing less and less money. I think the last figure I saw
they lost six hundred and fifty millionfor the quarter. Oh is that?

(01:08:34):
Which is really good for them.But they're they're doing this because the Olympics
are coming up, okay, andso they're getting a jump on raising prices.
I would think, like, man, if you're looking to get more
subscribers, why raise the price.At least keep it the same. I
wish just one streaming service. Iknow, I kept waiting for the combining

(01:08:57):
of a couple product. Just amonopoly man would just say to themselves,
you know what, let's be crazyin lower prices. Yes, like everything
un sun is going through the roof. Well that's the Fubo free V.
Yeah, you know, just terriblestuff. It's fifty years old. Station
management the other day saying, youknow what, I just wish one time

(01:09:18):
an employeeul coman, you know what, I don't want to raise I want
less money. That's not the waythe world works, man, That's what
I'm saying. I just wish itwould happen. To keep an eye on
your Paramount Plus because they just kickedthe CEO to the curb and now three
randos are in charge for now,so I don't know what's going to happen

(01:09:38):
because Paramount Plus bleeds money like thattoo. A surge from System of a
Down. He's dropping a solo EPand he posted a little snippet of the
first single. It's called af Dayas in Another Effing Day and it's a
dude. It's heavy. It's oldschool System of Down as the kids say,
I'm here for it sweet. Yeah, I like it a lot.
Here's a blast from the past.Russell Brand haven't sent his name for a

(01:10:00):
while. Yeah, he was canceled, Oh was he? Okay, that's
why yep, Russell I've never reallypaid that much attention to Russell Brand to
begin with, right, but hesays that he took the dive and was
baptized over the weekend, leaving hispast behind. Good lot. So there
you go. If that works incourt, you dip your head in some
water and all's forgive. I guessI took my niece to see that Katie

(01:10:20):
Perry documentary and she was real youngat the time, and at the end
she goes, Russell Brand is anidiot. She's like eight years old eight
seven, seven forty four. Woodingtext over to two two nine eighty seven,
will be right back back in thedamn this Woody show Man. We

(01:10:46):
are into another new hour insensitivity training, forty politically correct world. It is
Tuesday morning. It's April the thirtieth, twenty twenty four. Welcome, thanks
for me here. I'm reading thatit's that Greg Gory. Good morning menaces
here. What is up wood Onsocial media? You can find us on
the social media platform of your choiceat the Woodie Show. Find us and

(01:11:10):
follow us there. Mess would lovethat. There's a sea bass. We
got the we got TikTok back right, No, yes, oh we did.
That's right, yeah, okay,TikTok us, there's some breaking news.
I didn't know that how long thathappened. That was your birthday month
last year. We've been talking aboutit. Oh okay, I thought there
was something else the way you saidthat, I thought it was I thought
there was a little odd statement aswell. But because we don't hear about

(01:11:30):
that a lot. Yeah, butI do like to promote that we do
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So wherever you listen to it andreview, yes, all right, give
it five stars. There's Sammy phonesare open eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can hit us out with thetext over to two to nine eight
seven. Yeah. On that TikTokthing, Byte Dance, the Chinese company

(01:11:53):
that owns TikTok, they responded tothat bill that just passed that will ban
TikTok in the US unless they sellthe company to a company that the US
government approves of in the next ninemonths. TikTok says, go after yourself,
and they say they have no plansto sell. And by the way,

(01:12:15):
a new poll finds that just twentythree percent of Americans are against the
band. I thought that was likethe opposite way around. I only thought
twenty three percent of people were forit. No, I know, like
when it first started, when thestory first broke, it seemed to be
there were a lot of people whowere against it, And then I thought
the pendulum kind of swung. Justby the stuff that I was seeing and
reading, it seemed like more peoplewere upset by the idea of like,

(01:12:38):
oh, well, free speed feltlike, you know, you're mowing my
lawn, you know, you kids, Like all those people in Congress against
it, against it right, right, it just felt like they don't even
get what it is and what they'reYeah, when they try to talk about
it, right, you know whatthey're talking about. But I mean,
if you go over to China,mainland, China, like there's so many

(01:13:00):
apps that are that you cannot use. You cannot use Facebook, you cannot
use Instagram. So yeah, Winniethe Pooh's band stuff and yeah, and
like so if TikTok got banned inAmerica, then it, I mean,
it would be basically the same thesame thing that's going on over there.
I did hear a rumor as well, if they did sell that they would
not uh sell the algorithm technology thatthey use on TikTok, which is by

(01:13:27):
far better than anything else on theWell, the people who are on TikTok
don't care about that. Yeah,they just care about Yeah. Another Chinese
company called Astrobot, they just posteda video of their new AI robot metas
that could help around the house.It shows it picking up around the house,
vacuuming, greg ironing clothes, wateringplants, pouring wine right, cooking

(01:13:54):
a full meal, and for youladies, keeping a man around just to
get the lids off the tight jars. That would be a thing of the
past because the astrobot can do thattoo. I like it. It'll cost,
but they're they're hoping to have itout to customers by the end of
the year. Very affordable. Yeah. If I'm going to have a robot

(01:14:15):
that's going to kill me, I'mgoing to have it an American robot.
Yeah, because you know, whyhave a bunch of robots from a foreign
country living in your house that theycan flip a switch and do have it
murder? Yeah, And it's makingsense, the red, white and blue
robot. Yeah, in the middleof less murdering, not less murdery.

(01:14:41):
But yeah, but I thought youwere all pro roblot. I am again
American, just American ones. I'lldo the tesla. But are they able?
Are the Boston robot? Yeah?Like couldn't. Yeah, everything's happening,
couldn't North Korea just on. Imean, you know Kim Jong and
would anything to you. You're hisfriend. The rest of us would be

(01:15:06):
in deep do do that would suckyour robot kills you and then goes and
eats all your food and stuff.Wait, oh wait, yeah that's the
part that Greg like, for whatpurpose? Yeah, he wants to know
the Purposey's talking about. Yeah,that's why it's so scary, how it's
going to be the end of thehuman race. I just want to know
their endgame. If you're the robot, the robot kills you, and then

(01:15:30):
if you look, drives your car. If you look at the sci fi
around this, like an ex Machinawould be a recent example where this man
creates a robot and he and washe's having sex with it. I forget
I think of us like I don'twant you to have sex with me.
I'm going to stab you in thestomach. No means no, right,
but that makes sense because, likeyou know, the robots, the more

(01:15:53):
your consciousness it develops when it getsextra stabby. It's like you know when
a kid becomes a teenagers, likewhy why do I have to listen to
you in charge? And by theway, I'm more stronger than you,
and I can stab you. Iwouldn't care, right, So then the
teenager with that attitude would then stayup late, have ice cream for dinner

(01:16:14):
for a joy. The robots throwmom and dad weren't home, smoke cigarettes.
I think Greg does have a point, like, Okay, let's say
robots do murder everybody. Robots arebuilt to serve humans, So what would
they do? Are they going toTahati after the global extinction of man?

(01:16:38):
Yeah? I believe the robots willlook at each other and then say,
and now what because they haven't thoughtabout right, they thought about all this
other stuff? Yeah, right,so that they want mankind gone? Now
what? Now what do we do? That's what I've been asking. That's
what they're going to ask each otherand drive their cars and smoke their cigarettes.

(01:17:00):
Yes, have sex rules. It'ssuch a high conversation is gone?
This is awesome? Now, Ithink Bort would say, Rady, what
about the transformers? Those are roeblotsand they are here to serve man and
help us. What about the transWhat about the transformers? Right? Have
you ever thought about that? Ihaven't given that much consideration. You should,
I should, Well, we shouldall start thinking about it right now

(01:17:23):
because astrobot is on its way eighttext us over to two to nine,
eight seventy not. It's always mygoal, my ongoing effort to keep Greg
cool and hip. Yes, andthat is my number one goal with slang
and fashion and everything else. Sodude, I got the what's what?
Oh sweet, the latest because it'sconstantly updating. You know, would be

(01:17:45):
cool if I took notes, soI can do all these things. As
long as you're not scrolling with yourindex finger, I think you're fine.
Okay, Yeah, it's a show. And like I mentioned, right for
the break and my ongoing effort tokeep Ray cool and hip, and you
know I feed off being cool andfeeling young. Yes, be like,

(01:18:05):
oh my god, I can't believeyou're twenty nine. I know, it's
not how time flies. Those updates. One from the world of fashion,
There is a designer brand in theUK. It's called Jordan Luca, who
is selling these pre stained jeans thatmake it look like you paid your pants.
There you go, Greg, Imean, okay, yeah, that's
what I thank Sure for. Youcan check it out. Oh god,

(01:18:28):
they're only eight and ten dollars apair. Anybody wear that, and they
sold out as soon as they wenton sale on their website. I'm telling
you, guys, we're missing abecause we have these stories every six months.
We're missing a giant opportunity to makeeight hundred dollars jeans. Yeah right,
they have a lighter watch too,where the stains not as obvious now.
That version was on sale for aroundsix hundred bucks, but those are

(01:18:50):
gone now too. So look,save yourself a ton of money. I
looked it up. Walmart sells jeansfor thirteen dollars. That leaves you plenty
of money. Need to pick upa doctor Pepper or the drinker your choice,
they're in the checkout line, andthen just make the peace in yourself.
But think about the only fans pagewe could set up. Right,
This pair of jeans was peed inby Ravy kind of like cameo, but

(01:19:13):
where you see the the jeans,and then we could do some mens p
jean pre Yeah. Period, that'sgonna be an offshoot of of our pea
pants. That's for our ladies line, right God, but it'll be ironic
when dudes wear them. Yeah,make it look like likes got their period.
Right. No on, you coulddo a capri version. That'll be

(01:19:33):
cool, now, Greg, Theseare some updates in the world of slang.
According to the gen Zers, ifyou're over fifty and you use any
of these terms, you're so cringe. Okay. The most outdated acronyms and
terms are lo O L. That'snumber one on the list. Like,
if you text that to somebody,you text someone l O L, you

(01:19:56):
quote look like a boomer, evenif you're not directly from gen Zers.
We're to stop calling things fire.That's already lame. Yeah, I can't
say fire anymore. Menace. Theysay lit is back in style now,
Thank god, love lit. Ifrules stop calling things gross is the preferred

(01:20:27):
term right now, that's cringe.I don't know. I don't think any
grown person should say yucky yucky.Don't say they shouldn't say yucky. Yeah,
I think gross is funny. Ialso don't like it when adults say
that's mean or your mean, likeI don't know. That just seems like
something like a little kids that you'remean. It's not. It's just I

(01:20:47):
don't like. I don't like howright you are. Instead of okay or
KK, some people say KK,you're supposed to say bet because that's the
same thing. Yeah, it's rightback, bet because you know Greg,
you'll really get him on that one. Like break so young and cool.
I really can envision myself using that. Dude, I have a friend.

(01:21:09):
Every other word is bet. Allright, Bet, he's like that is
he your age? He's younger?Okay, good, Well my fourteen year
old son is the same one.Yeah, bet, yeah, all right,
yeah bet, cap cringe. Uhsee, don't say are you reatney
Stown? Yeah? Oh yeah,I'm make sure I'm not going too fast

(01:21:29):
for you. Yeah, don't uselo o L all right. Fire.
By the way, somebody said WalmartJean's ripperly easy. Yeah, they're thirteen
dollars go to the good Will thenmade for a lifetime. Uh. Don't
say dis You don't say dis?What do you say? Don't say dis?
Yeah? When you want to disrespectsomebody, but you don't, it's

(01:21:50):
not a dis it's a what talkingis it's a clapback? Is in right
nowadays? All right? Right?Yeah? Again, this is just according
to gen Z and I always thoughtthat. I always thought she sounded lame
and I could try hard when shesaid it, but not now look cool,

(01:22:10):
cool, great, ually cool,Greg, Let some of that rub
off on you and I will try. All right, you're gonna stop calling
people cray like crazy people are notcray. In twenty twenty four, there
de lulu, which is short fordelusional, Like that's kind of you're mad
de lulu. You're mad de lulu. It's fun because it sounds mega gay.

(01:22:32):
Bet I knew would like that one. Yeah, Oh he's so delude.
You like that one? I don'twe found a slang word that you're
not, like repulsive, because you'renot trying to sound cool by saying it.
You're being silly and dumb and cutesy, like, oh, I'm not
wearing a cap on my head?What what? No. Seven to one

(01:22:53):
four says, oh, to beyoung and retarded. Bet, we don't
say the art words had re rayinstead of yolo. You're supposed to write
d I F T P, whichmeans do it for the plot, like
you're the main character in your life, so don't avoid things. Do what
it takes to move the story along, like a bit much. That's not

(01:23:16):
like that one to reach. Weare no longer l m f A O.
We are now j I'm saying,I J B O L ing.
So yeah, so no more laughing, right bowl so now he a Now
it says I just burst out laughingI J B O L. I mean

(01:23:39):
at least that's laughing L M fA. Not buying it though, did
you really just laughing my fing aoff? Right? I mean, but
you're not. I D I don'tbelieve you. I D A is still
attached. But isn't that uh isthat the same as you just burst out
laughing? Why change it? Yeah? Yeah, just you know it's a
classic. That's or we're not supposedto l O L right, I mean

(01:24:04):
you don't do no, you don'twant to if you want to be cool.
Also, we are no longer rollingon the floor laughing, no more
r O F L. Instead youjust send a skull emoji wild like it's
so funny you just died laughing dead. Since we're yes, we're talking emojis.
I noticed that Sammy doesn't really useemojis in our text when we're talking

(01:24:26):
about things. You are you antiemoji? I don't use a lot of
emojis, but the one I willuse is the skull for dead. Okay,
and but that's really mostly very coolof you. Yeah, yeah,
you are plugged in girl. Yeah, I've got a text here saying,
how about using wild for everything that'swild? To me? I can't say
crazy, that's wild. I donotice in this one podcast I listened to

(01:24:50):
that one of the hosts will say, yeah, it's wild, everything is
wild. Uh, don't use theword great, and if you do,
certainly do not shorten it by spellingit g R. And then the number
eight just say I'm sorry, Greg, you're writing really just say that slaps?

(01:25:13):
Yeah it is well, so it'slit. Lit was the thing,
and then it kind of went awayagain. Flat back became fire became lit
again. What readers Digest list youread, it's not it's a gen z
thing. I hear the source.I will find you the source. This
lit is not lit well like againbecause it just referenced two things like Bravy's

(01:25:35):
the flap back and then slap slapslaps that cool Okay, the sandwich slaps.
I would love the sandwich that slaps. Oh yeah, and easily understood
acronyms. Okay, let's go.Okay, good housekeeping list we got here?

(01:25:55):
Yeah, Living magazine, where doyou thing? What's hot? What's
not? Outdated? Jargon making wayfor the new? Okay, all right,
uh, methodology curries. It's aUK thing out see, it's overseas,
so it's automatically they're just finding outabout it. It's automatically fancier.

(01:26:17):
It's anything that we've got cooler slaps. Yeah, I mean it's got the
ocean running through. Let's let's goall right more what he shows next?
Hang on? Oh you guys justhigh five during the whole to call that
the Eiffel Tower. And then eventuallyyou push the girl out of the way

(01:26:39):
and just started a girl doing betweenyou get out of here. This is
all right, welcome back. We'rejust doing like an impromptu opening. The
phones are always open that for talkingabout something or you want to bring something
up. You can always call in. But it's been a while since we
just said all right, we've clearedout of the phones are open. You

(01:27:00):
can call in about anything you wantit could be a question for the show.
Maybe somebody can help you out ofsomething you're curious about, or just
something that you want to bring up, something that's on your mind. Right,
you could do that eight seven sevenforty four, Woodie. You can
also send your text with whatever yougot to two two nine eight seven.
We give out those two numbers allthe freaking time, but this is like,

(01:27:20):
you know, this is all foryou, this particular segment, whatever
you got I got a question herea couple months five six two says,
has there ever been a time wheresomeone on the show was legit mad had
another person on the show and theyhad the full on fake being cool just
for the sake of the show?Love you guys. That's from Amber being

(01:27:42):
cool. Yeah, Like if twopeople were ever like legit pissed off at
each other, one person's pissed theother person, then we go on the
air and you know, gotta playnice. That's probably did that happened with
Greg Raig? Definitely, Yeah,especially back in the old days. Yeah,
in the old Yeah, I mean, look at it. I think
it happens to a certain degree allthe time. You have this many people,
you spend this much time together,you definitely are like annoyed and you

(01:28:03):
have to go on the air,but like full on angry angry. Yeah,
I don't think so, because alot of the legit mad stuff happens
on the air. It's not behindthe scenes stuff. It's like you,
all right, welcome back everybody,but pretending to be okay. That's kind
of daily depending on your mood insome way, shape or form. Yeah,

(01:28:24):
Like if you're not feeling well,something's going on, you're distracted by
something in your personal life. I'mtrying to think of like an actual argument
off the air, right, nothing'scoming to mind really, nothing like hardcore
pissed. Yeah, that's mostly amanagement thing. It wouldn't be intra show
correct. Here's a question of thetext. A listener getting married has a

(01:28:45):
question should he invite the dads tothe bachelor party? Depends what got planned?
Yeah, that's if it's lame andyou're just going, you know,
shooting darts, We're gonna go crazydoing some kind of like fun top golf
experience, Like the dads can goto that stuff the strip club. Then
it gets weird and the strip clubseems so played out. How old are

(01:29:08):
you? Yeah? How old isthe how old are the dads? Right?
You know that's the other thing.Oh, great question, because this
part if I say, I'm gettingmarried now forty seven, and what are
we going to do? Invite likea couple of dudes in their seventies.
But your dad's your dad still throwsdown. No he does, but he's
also younger compared to like, youknow, he probably would like your strip

(01:29:29):
club, the strip club. Yeah, he probably would like to strip club
like thing like I wouldn't. Iwouldn't want to do a strip club.
What would you even do today?For I wouldn't even do a strip club?
I mean, unlast it was likejust happened to be there, dinner,
go to a bar. Yeah,maybe I would really just want to
just hand pick the people. Soit was just the best possible hang,

(01:29:51):
like the best mix of people.So it wasn't like just a bunch of
obligation invites that people don't necessarily gettogether. You want people that want to
be right thought the dads, that'syeah, never never never crossed my mind
that before. Yeah, if theyhad like there, maybe the mom's dead

(01:30:12):
and they just don't have anything todo. Maybe the mom's mom has a
pity in like if one of yourdads is like Frank just goes hard.
You know, you want to goto the candies working tonight's Yeah, I
want to caught up widower and stuff. What about Salvador Good morning, Salvador,

(01:30:38):
Hey there, good morning, givingyou the floor? Yeah, anything
you got? Okay. I wantto know what scientific breakthrough do you think
we will see in our lifetime?I think we'll see I legitimately believe that
we will see while in our lifetime. Yeah, I think we'll legitimately see
a cure for most cancers. Youknow, not all it's going to be.

(01:31:03):
You know, what's the one that'slike almost immediate death sense, pancreatic
cancer, creat stomach because it's foundso late. Yeah, right, but
I think we're going to find acure. There's gonna be some kind of
cure for most cancer. So theway that it seems like who doesn't know
somebody who's got cancer, who's hadcancer, or who's died from that person

(01:31:23):
who's died from cancer, we alreadyhave that cure the big farmers hiding.
Yeah. I think the side effectof the side effect of that, we're
gonna also see that you know thatpeople live to a crazy Yeah, I
don't know that. Yeah, what'sthe what what the flying cars? Well,

(01:31:44):
I mean I mean where it's criticalmass. I don't think I'm gonna
see it like in my lifetime wherelike that's how you know, even travel.
Yeah, yeah, what what aboutyou? What scientific break breakthrough?
You thing is gonna happen in yourlifetime? I think I'm gonna to see,
Well, we're gonna be able tosee bionic arms, like prosthetics that
can like move like benuralink stuff.I really think it's so close to that

(01:32:08):
and just being able to move,yeah, stuff that Elon's working on.
A lot of the press around thatis you know, people are well,
great, you're gonna be able tocontrol your computer screen with your mind,
But they're not thinking about the peoplewho are paralyzed and what it's going to
be able to do for people tobe able to like walk again or you
know. That's you know, that'sthe thing that people go, oh great,

(01:32:30):
so you're just gonna have your phoneand plant it into your head and
that's people right, right, Butthey're just the idea that they can maybe
they could walk again. Yeah,I mean, how about the fact that
they grow they grow organs and inlabs and they're getting better. That pretty
cool stuff, especially now with AI mean the AI think I've read a
lot about how that's just speeding upthe process AI and quantum computing, because

(01:32:51):
yeah, yeah, we talked aboutbefore, like instead of stumbling onto discovery
like oh this chemical, let's whatcan you do AI? He I will
tell you here's a problem. Ican give you the exact chemical right now,
here's how you make it. Yeah, all the information ever gathered and
then process it instantly. Salador,thank you for the call. Appreciate you

(01:33:13):
listening to the Woody Show. Myfriend. All right, here's a question.
Would you rather get a week vacationevery month or an extra paycheck every
six months? Week vacation so easy, easiest easy, So you only work,
you only work three weeks month.Every fourth week there's a vacation.

(01:33:39):
And I know some listeners, Ohyou guys already get that for two extra
paychecks just thinking about it. Ijust finished. I know, sounds so
good. Have to go to thebathroom and clean up. Ye uh chair,
I'll give you one more question.This came off the text what's the
subject that you could talk about forhours. Oh dark stuff. Definitely what

(01:34:01):
you say, like home stuff,home stuff, real estate design. My
answer is so lame, but yoursmenace. It's super lame. My friends
and I go off on like camerasand video editing stuff for like ca.
Yeah, oh I was actually Iwas on a road trip recently. I
could talk about like the history ofcomedy and stuff like that, especially to

(01:34:23):
what I do Sammy honestly, Disneymovies, the parks, everything, just
the ins and outs and different things. And yeah, I know a lot
of people like you. It's wholebeauty in the base, you know what
I'm saying. Hours just on Bell'sdresses. Mine is so lame, and
it's it's basically worked radio specifically talkabout radio for days specifically radio. Right,

(01:34:48):
so dumb, but it's what Ispent most of my life. It's
so easy, so easy. Yeah. I had a radio guy staying at
my house and yeah, yeah,we talked about it, like summing up,
like what the hell straight? Yeah, And I know it's not that
interesting to anybody else, you know, but if you get together with like
another radio geeks, oh my god. Yeah, eight seven seven forty four,

(01:35:12):
Woody hit us up with the textover to two two ninety seven more
Woody Shows, next hangout, StillWoody Show, will be right back,
Still Woody Show. I don't evenknow what that means. No one knows
what it means, but it's perfuck. It's the Woody Show. People
going going, all right, Welcomeback everybody, Yeah, it is the
Wooded Show. Tuesday morning, Ravey'sgonna tell us what's happening in the world

(01:35:35):
of nerds here in just a moment, we got to vonues open eight seven
seven forty four Woody's and it's upof that text over to two to nine
eighty seven of Birthdays. Porn ofBirthday also in there, Raby, I
know you'd be excited about this.April thirtieth is oatmeal cookie Day. Oh,
I mean, like, I don'tlike just oatmeal. There has to

(01:35:55):
be raisins in there. But see, to me, it's like oatmeal cookie
is an oatmeal raisin cookie. Yeah, they have them without the rain to
make them without the raisins. Whyit is not really I assume that would
still be good. Look, I'lleat it, but like the sad that
like desired sweetness, break up thetexture a little bit. I expect her
to be raisin. I know,me too, I know, although I

(01:36:17):
just got screwed again. Uh somewhatrecently we went on that cruise. They
had like a big plate and itlooked like people are coming away with chocolate
chip cookies. I'm like, ooh, they just brought them out and they
were a spatch law to take themoff the trains on to play them like,
oh yeah, fresh big chocolate chipcookies went over there. They're oatmeal
raisins. Stupid. Yeah, Imean they're good, but it just wasn't

(01:36:43):
what I was expected. It's aNational raisin Day as well. It's Honesty
Day today, April thirtieth, hishairstyle Appreciation Day, Greg, I appreciate
your hairstyle. Thanks He's so crazyabout his hair. I like MENACE's hair.
Thank you. Today is a NationalAdopted Shelter Pet Day. Yeah.

(01:37:04):
Maybe it's National tabby Cat Day.Oh that's when I have two tabbies.
Today. It's also the last dayI passed over. It went for all
of our Jewish friends. And todayis spank Out Day. I wonder what
that is. Yeah, spank wentout. I was delayed getting there,
so this is probably better for athrowback. Thursday but I thought it was

(01:37:26):
still interesting. Entertainment Weekly putting outa new list of the twenty five movies
that are great for when you're feelingnostalgic from childhood. Okay, so a
lot of eighty stuff. Actually,like there's a lot of ninety stuff in
there. But yeah, so Ikind of cherry picked the list. This
is not all of the movies,but the ones they had on that.
They did have some Disney movies onthere, Aladdin, which came out in

(01:37:47):
ninety two, Beating the Beast ninetyone. I just first thought over the
weekend Beating the Beast. Yeah,oh, you did go to a Disney
on ice thingy Motivator was but thatwas like a niece or nephew, right,
but was it the after party orthe free party? Beauty the Lion
King made the list. Also,who framed Roger Rabbit? I'm surprised,

(01:38:10):
like you don't hear more about,Like, yeah, I've watched Roger Rabbit
since the theater. I think reallyis problematic now that you watch it today.
Why I don't know, because Idon't know your rabbit's so hot?
Problematic to be hot? Yeah,oh, giant can don't be hot.
I remember how cool that was,like live action. Yeah, it was

(01:38:30):
so roundbreaking. I did see avideo recently on Instagram the guy who did
the voice of Roger Rabbit. Hewas like reading people's letters as Roger Rabbit.
Oh yeah, it was pretty fun. School then you got on the
list. Goonies of course, Nofrom nineteen eighty five. Stand By Me
from nineteen eighty six, another oneof Raby's favorites. Et made the list

(01:38:50):
from nineteen eighty two, Elf,one of the more I see. I
call it ELF more of a morerecent movie, right, I would,
so if you watch it now,it kind of looks old. You got
to watch it at Christmas. Cameout in two thousand and seven. A
movie I don't think I've ever seen, Airbud Airbud, No, never watched.

(01:39:11):
Oh you would be you know whatit is. Yeah, it'll be
a hit in your household. Iknow what it is, Space Jam,
which came out. Yeah, that'sa movie I've never seen. Oh my
gosh, you have to never sawspace. Yeah. People have two of
Braby's favorite stars, Michael Jordan andBugs Bunny. Right, come on.
People have a lot of nostalgia forthe O G. Missus Doubtfire made the
list. Menace is a really goodMissus Doubtfire impressions. Sammy, have you

(01:39:35):
heard this one before? I don'tthink I have. Oh my Williams coming
back to right, all right,here's a Menace doing his Missus Doubtfire.
All right, very if you watchthe movie, you get it. That
came out in nineteen ninety three.By the way, whoa all right,
so this I didn't think anybody caredabout this movie besides me. My girl

(01:39:57):
remember that one, Yes, Macaulaycall and yeah, I never go back
and watch that. But who isthe girl because I had such a crush
on her? Oh my god,I had like I watched it. I'm
like, she's so cute. Iwant to hold hands with her. Yeah,
that's right, our dear friend.The Muppet movie, The og the
Muppet movie from nineteen seventy nine,yep, The Never Ending Story, which

(01:40:25):
I amended, that movie that wasin eighty four. The Sandlot, which
hell yeah, I didn't watch it. I was an adult. I never
saw The Sandlot either. One ofmy favorites of all time. That Princess
Bride made the lists. You loveloves that. Yeah. The Iron Giant
never watched it. That's good nineteenninety nine and then from nineteen thirty nine

(01:40:48):
that is definitely But hey, what'smissing to me? Back to the Future.
Oh yeah, as far as likethe movies that defined my childhood,
I remember just watching over and overand over again. Back to the Future,
Star Wars. Of course, yougot Goonies in the Princes, the
Og, Superman, sure right,National Lampoon's Vacation. I mean, where

(01:41:09):
where do I stop? I can't? I just keep going? Like,
did they put any R rated movieson there? No vaca R rated movie?
It sounds like family flicks. Yeah. On his Entertainment Weekly, the
show presents nor No with Ravy.Alright, Jaws. I watched Jaws fifty

(01:41:31):
billion. I put Jaws on thatlist, and Star Wars wasn't on there.
Et. I agree with that one, that one being the Muppet movie.
I'm just the ones they have onthere, those are for sure.
But when you know, we hadHBO in the basement and I was watching
Jaws a billion times. Yeah,I would always start ten minutes in because
that opening scene scared me more thananything else. It terrified me, terrified

(01:41:54):
me. I couldn't watch it.I know, but that's the whole point.
I get it, I get itall right. What's happening in the
world of today? Well, Challengerscame in right where it was tracking fifteen
million, with an additional ten millionoverseas a Christian movie. Unsung Hero was
in second place. God Zilla andKong was third, followed by Civil War
and Abigail joining the Fray. Thisweekend, Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt in

(01:42:15):
The Fall Guy, which is gettingreally good reviews eighty nine percent right now
Rotten Tomatoes. And I guess RyanGosling showed up at Universal Hollywood for their
stunt shows The water World. Yeah, and that went over really really Yes.
So many people are posting photos thenthey keep calling them Ryan Reynolds.
Oh did that happen? Something aboutthat? That's funny. This is probably

(01:42:39):
a very good move by Sony.They have taken Craven the Hunter starring Aaron
Taylor Johnson, and they've moved itfrom August to December. If it's stayed
in that August spot, it wasgonna get swallowed up by Dead Pull and
Wolverine because that comes out at theend of July. It's an R rated
super bloody violent language mega movie,right, and Craven the Hunter is kind

(01:43:01):
of like the same thing, sothey have pushed it to December. There
was also some IMAX availability for themin December, which would not have been
there in August. Excuse me,so Sony moved a horror movie there instead.
Speaking of movies coming out in Decemberand all this Disney stuff, we
got the first trailer for Moufossa,which is the prequel to The Lion King,

(01:43:25):
so it tells Mufassa's backstory. Butthen it's also a sequel to The
Lion King because there's some stuff withSimba and his wife and their kid.
So you think about the minaje inthere nothing about a manaj sure time travel
element. I think there's a timetravel. There's just life now comes in

(01:43:47):
shot the same way as John Favreau'stwenty nineteen Lion King. This is not
an animated thing. It's a likea CGI okay cgi deal not voiced by
James Earl Jones. By the way, because Mufasa is a youngster in a
lot of this movie. If doyou remember that one movie I'm talking about,
It was Mufasa, Tony the Tigerand the MGM lion remember that one

(01:44:10):
though you don't remember that one?Oh my god, Greg, come on,
Greg, what the hell? Idon't you didn't watch it? Yeah,
I'm not going to share too manydetails of spoilers, man, No
spoilers. Tony Noga Lyon. Bythe way, MUFASA will be out in
December. And speaking of Aaron Taylor, Aaron Taylor Johnson, he along with

(01:44:31):
Jody Kormer and Ray Fines, they'vebeen cast in twenty eight years Later.
That's Danny Boyle coming back to directagain. He directed two thousand and two's
twenty Eight Days Later. I watchedthat twenty eight times, which is a
zombie masterpiece centered on a man playedby Killian Murphy who wakes up in the
hospital and the UK is just overrunby zombies. The Civil War filmmaker Alex

(01:44:56):
Garland he wrote that script for twentyeight Days Later. He's back to right
this script for twenty eight years later. They didn't have any involvement really in
that twenty eight weeks Later. Ohyeah, that came out in two thousand
and seven and suck. Yeah,I think I've seen any of that.
Oh my god. The first tenminutes of twenty eight days later, I'm
like, this would rule. Youhave the world to yourself and there's money

(01:45:17):
all over the street. Yeah,might pick any car you want, do
whatever you want to say. Whatwould you even need the money for the
only person there? You wouldn't,But before you know what's going on,
you might as well take it.Sure, I'm raving for more nerd stuff.
Check out the Nerd Not podcast atthe Woodi Show dot com. All
right, d I think you verymuch, Raybelson, you got it all.

(01:45:38):
It's time for the birthdays and theporno birthday show. Its shivery.
We're gonna it's shivery. We won'tsit with it's shivery, and you know
we don't do what alright. Startingwith the celebrities, Happy birthday to Kirsten
Dunce, forty two years old today. She was also married Jane the Old

(01:46:00):
Spider Man Trilogy. He got JohnnyGillecki Leonard on the Big Bank Theory.
He was David on Roseanne. Hewas also Rusty Christmas Vacation. Johnny Gilecki
is forty nine years old today.Also from Big Bang Theory, you played
Raj Canall on The R who isforty three. You got Gal Gadott Wonder

(01:46:21):
Woman, also a Giselle in theFast and Furious movie. She's thirty nine
today. Travis Scott, rapper andbaby daddy to Kylie Jenner's daughter is thirty
three and he got Isaiah Thomas,the former NBA star and former NBA coach.
Isaiah Thomas is sixty three today,and your porno birthday is Alyssa Lynn,

(01:46:43):
and she's taken more cream than GregGory's coffee. She's been in two
hundred and sixty three fine films,including Disciplining the Divorce A. She was
in Elegant and Horney Volume mor ANDMBO. She was in a couple of mom
phils on Phil's ha Freudian slip YeahMom films, including Mom's a Poolboy Addict

(01:47:06):
Volume one and two, also Mothersand Brothers or g Volume three. She
was in Scissoring in the Sauna.Also Alyssa in gets Her Pie Filled?
Oh uh huh? And who canforget her unforgettable role in Dildo Jamming in
the Kitchen, Oh Jamming in theKitchen. That's right, that's a listen

(01:47:27):
in the hell. That's a lissalyIn, who is forty four years old
today at your porno birthday, yourcelebrity birthdays. And that is a Tuesday
morning look at what's happening in theworld of nerds with your nerd Al Report.
We're gonna take a quick break.More Woody Shows next. Hang on,
all your weldest dreams will come trueafter this. It's not all that's
up a few whatever, it's theWoody Show. Buila wouldn't approve the Woody

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Show, all right, wrapping up, getting out of here, Let's go
Tuesday. Donzo Noise the full showpodcast waiting for you to go to the
Woody Showed dot com. Today theywere here to defend themselves. It was
our chiropractor friend, yes who Carlosto Chiropractor. He's been doing this for

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forty two three, forty plus yearsand he answered all of our questions.
I'm super si the skeptical, althoughnot as much as some because I'm still
and after hearing Carlos, I thinkI'm I'm open at least trying. He
did really well. Yeah, soif you're kind of skeptical, we've been
bagging on chiropractice for years. ButCarlos to Chiropractor, thank you for joining
us. Also, we awarded theEmployee of the Month for April. Since

(01:48:35):
the last day of April, brandnew redneck news, I'm trending news headlines
and more, all on the TuesdayPodcast. Just hit up the woodieshow dot
com. Tomorrow We've got some moremorgasms. All right, you know it's
gonna be officially the month of May. May is Mother's Day. And what
do you do for mothers on Mother'sDay? Flowers? So Morgan went to

(01:48:56):
a flower shop, a florist andsome morgan as there. MENACE's word of
the Day and more tomorrow Wednesday hereon the Woody Show. In the meantime,
you can leave us a message onthe after hours voicemail eight seven seven
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(01:49:20):
maass Sam, anything you like toadd? No, no, Greg Gory
parting words of wisdom please. Yeah. You will spend three quarters of your
life just acquiring stuff and then thelast quarter getting rid of it. If
then all right, hopefully sooner?Oh my god, so many people I
know like they have their parents thatgo and they end up spending months trying

(01:49:43):
to get rid of you know,go through things, get rid of things.
Our friend Bill, he's been workingon this for over a year since
his dad died, trying to geteverything set up, and it's going to
go on for at least another sixmonths. Yeez. Yeah, crazy stuff.
That's why. Hey, thank Godfor my wife. She throws everything
away, even the stuff we stillneed. There'll be very little for our

(01:50:04):
kids to go through. We don'tneed this Microwaves. I thank you very
much, Greg Gory, thank youso much for giving the Wood Show some
of your valuable time this morning.You know we love it, appreciate you
for that. The rest of youguys can suck it. We'll catch you
back here on Wednesday. Have agreat day. S mdble m. I
quit this bitch.