The Woody Show April 5th 2024 Podcast

The Woody Show April 5th 2024 Podcast

Episode Transcript

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Sleep is due to the graphic natureof this program. Listener discretion is it
lies the Woody Show. This isthe Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is

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now in session. Day Good morning, everybody. Well look at that you
made it. It is the endof another week and as soon as we
can get to it at the beginningof another weekend. It is Friday morning
and today April the fifth, twentytwenty four. We are the Woody Show.

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Yeah, thanks for being here givingus some of your valuable time this
morning. My name is Woody.That is Ravy, Greg Gory, Ohoy,
we got Menace, what's up SeaBass? Sammy Bord, Caroline,
we got Morgan, we got Vaughn. We are on our annual spring break
vacation. You guys rich sad soyou know how this goes. Even though
we are out today, we've gota full show lined up for you this

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morning, some of which you mighthave heard, but for everything else,
if you haven't heard it, it'snew to you. That's what we like
to say. We'd still like tohear from you your thoughts on anything that
you hear on today's show. Ifthere's an opinion or a story that you
want to add, to a lotof ways you could do that. The
best way, of course, theafter hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four

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Woody Is that number, that's eightseven seven forty four Wooding. You can
email us email at thewoodieshow dot com, and of course on social media,
find us and follow us on thesocial media platform of your choice. Find
us at the Eat Show. Yeah. Coming up for you today, of
course, the failed Stories and thed uy q. Oh. Well,
what a banner day of content.We got cart arks. What do you

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show? Cart narks? Grace isgonna tell us about his worst fear.
But then we'll lighten things up.We got some dad jokes Friday dad jokes
and a round of word association,all for you today here on the Woody
Show. You know what I'm saying, dog, Yeah, what's up?
Bruh? Ruh? You're still yourson? Legit says that constantly, do

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you dude? Bro? His mom, my, dad, and stepmom are
here, so his grandparents they bruhbro every time somebody says bruh, grandma.
Yeah to his grandma, told youthere's a T shirt I seened it
says mom, mother, mommy,bruh. Arrested and he realizes that he

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says it too much. It's justlike one of those things that you just
say, like it used to nothat one a long time ago. I
see it once in a while outin the wild. I told Sea Bass
what last week or the week before, I said, I knew I saw
this thing about some of the othernew terminology. Yeah, and uh,
I finally found it. Isn't theresuwhere because I was going to bring this

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home and I was going to seehow many these things he knew. Okay,
but one's called menti B. That'sif you're having a mental breakdown.
Mental mental breakdown. So dude,I've had like three mentib's this month.
Kind Of I don't hate that becauseit's you don't now if you use it,
if you use it all the time, Like if you using it ironically,

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I think it's fun. But ifyou're using it like for if you're
using it, feel like it trivializessomething that could be pretty serious. Right,
That's why I like it when it'sit's funny, because that's that's why
I love it. Yeah, See, if you're using it that way,
I approve of it. If you'reusing it like legitimately, I would say
you're an R word. Oh no, that's pretty sus. You know what
I'm saying. It just shows youhow sas young people are with mentib stuff.

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Oh yeah, it's very now thatit's a Yeah, it's even got
a slang trend. Yeah, uh, Lulu, so it's like delusional.
Yeah, he smiled at me.He likes he must like me. Oh
you're being d Lulu. Are theselike new terms with like girls this,
well it's gen z okay, Sothese are the gen z slang terms.

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These are the ones that are likebeing used more and more here recently,
Like some other ones that we've alreadyknown about are on the like sleigh still
on there, sus is on theirslay. I know a girl play all
the time, and it's like dupeis on there, No, like duplicate.
So though this target purse is aGucci dupe, that's fine to serve

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Okay. So, like we've hearda bunch of different things like uh,
you know for these kind of thingslike it's to look good like drip you
know what I mean. Yeah,she's serving in those shoes. You just
got served. You've got a weare misusing services. She's serving in those
shoes. That's a drag queen terminology, which so much of this is from

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like, uh serving like oh lookat her, she's and it's a guy
dressed as a woman. He's servingup Marilyn Monroe. Realness, that's that's
a drag. So what you're wearingis what you're serving. See and then
the straight women get it. Yeah, and then they and then they ruin
it the slang right like tea withdrag queen. What about it's giving.

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This might fit under that too.It's giving, like giving mes to emulate,
like give like her red lipstick isgiving. Taylor Swift, I have
not heard that. Yeah, no, but you always say vibes giving me.
Well, let's see that's what yousaid because you're old white. Oh
yeah, people have pulled the ball. Yeah forty something Irish because they and

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British they well they extra abbreviate it, right, just take away. Yeah
on the list to like charisma likePete Davison, he must have riz Now
you're super old because it's all aboutMatt Rife. Now, well Pete Davison's

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yeah, he's an old man dude. Okay, my bad. Yeah,
uh, cringe is still big,like I'm trying to think of the things
that he says still like bruh,cringe, cringe, butting busting. Oh
yeah, there's so much cap nocap stop the cap, Grandma. I

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still see a lot of cap that. Yeah, but it's just a cap
emoji. Uh. The other thingI wanted to talk about, So,
do you guys see the story aboutthis three year world cruise that was supposed
to happen. Yes, yeah,it's the Fire Festival Cruise. It really
is. I have so many questionsfor the people who signed up for this.
So, this three year world cruise, it was canceled less than two

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weeks before it was scheduled to setsail. They were calling it Life at
Sea Cruise. They announced it backin March. It was going to cover
about one hundred and thirty thousand miles, three hundred and seventy five ports,
one hundred and thirty five countries,and it would cost twenty nine thousand,
nine ninety nine dollars per year,and it was set to leave from Amsterdam

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on November thirtieth, but on theseventeenth, passengers informed the whole thing was
canceled. The company said it wouldissue refunds, but in monthly installments great,
beginning in mid December and lasting untillate February. They not get enough
signumps. But here's the thing.One what no the ship apparently yeah,
but I'm saying the ship itself thatthey were supposed to be on, like

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like not even done. Yeah,like the ships the ship's not ready.
It was year two thirty grand periodthirty a year. That's pretty cool.
Thirty grand a year, pretty good. So yeah, ninety thousand bucks.
We gotta get you know, carewall your food, all your food?
Yeah. Number one thing like Iwant to go to the doctor or the
dentist. How's that happening? Screwed? Don't they have a Maybe they have

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an on board a doctor, buta lot of people would have been helicopter
emergencies. Maybe they have a helipadon them. Maybe they do, but
they don't. So this this onewoman had sold her apartment, all her
furniture, her clothes, and TVjust to pay for this. This is
her retirement cruise. Oh yeah,and so she's out, So and now

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I'm homeless. What if you justdon't like it? Right? Exactly?
There's no way I'd survive three yearson a cruise ship. I could barely
do two weeks. I would dothat issue. Wells done two weeks.
I've been on two week cruise acouple of times, and that's too long.
Yeah. See, I I've beenas long as a week, like

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a seven night cruise, and Ithought to myself, like, man,
another few days would be great,like they do like a ten day cruise
cruises. I think that would beperfect. Those are well, you have
to go to the Mediterraneans. Threeto five night cruises are not long enough
because then by the time you settleand it's already times on boarding off boarding
with those, right, it takesa whole hour. Yeah, the seven

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nights like ten good, but Icould still go for another three or four.
I thought about, like maybe tryinglike a two week cruise. It's
long, right, It feels longerif you're on an inside cabin versus if
you have a window and a balcony. How much time are you spending in
the week? Would be too longon an inside cabin, Yeah, it
wou'd be so close to I justdid four days on the inside for the

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Birch Chrysher cruisephob Well, yeah,you're not staying in your room I'm getting
you don't understanding. You go tothe gym, you go up to the
top the gym, go to thebar and get wasting, black out,
drunk. Just do that every day, sixteen hours. Why did you think

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you just sit in your room thewhole time. I'm really confused about cruising.
Yeah, you don't know how itworks. Four Woodie and some of
the text over to two to nineeight seven. I mean if you stayed
in your room the whole time,that'd be sus You know, We've got
some more Woody Show next, hangit up the Woody Show. Well tomorrow,

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just a heads up something that's happening. That's tomorrow. The sixth Menace
is going to be at Mid ValleyYMCA and Van Eyes. Yes, this
is an awesome event. I've beendoing it for the past couple of years.
It's from ten am to noon forthe Power of Site event giving away
free eye exams and free glasses.Yeah I'm not doing the eye exams the

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good Yeah, it's one hundred percentfor free. We had a listeners show
up last year and they're just there, you know, to get some Woody
Show merch. And they could evenlike see the raffle ticket. I'm like,
what are you doing? Say thatshould be part of the thing.
Yeah, I like, dude,you got to hold the raffle ticket a
certain distance from your face. Ifthey can't read it, then you go
get these highams and the glasses,then come back from your prize. So

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we hooked up. Listener, hegot free glasses that day. Cool,
we didn't even get here Blindy familydrove them. Well, that's tomorrow.
That's the sixth men, it's gonnabe at Mid Valley YMCA. Not to
mention the free I exams and glasses, but also the theme park tickets,
concert tickets, woold he show merchantMore Mid Valley YMCA from ten to noon

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tomorrow. No one has to askme about my weekend anymore. Assume it
was fine unless you hear otherwise theWoody show. Jeez, why so angry?
Oh right now, that was whatRain Wilson would say to people in
the office. Now I'm getting that'she didn't. He's like every person he

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ran in, and he's notoriously prickly, and every person he would run into
is like, how's your weekend?Yeah? Before the show. This was
behind the scenes, right, Yeah, he finally had enough sounds like sea
basses inner thoughts. Yeah, itdoes. And I hate Ray Wilson,
so agree with him. That's it'sgrainful. Yes, indeed, you didn't
even like the character. I likethe character. Yeah, but every time

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i've I met him once and hewas a dick. Yeah, and then
that was a long time ago.But every time I see him outside of
character, he seems like he's oneof those guys you wish would be cool,
right, I mean, oh mygod, I would love to run
into Rain Wilson. Yeah, Imean like you'd be bummed out of it.
He was a dick, yeah,if the interaction was sour less than

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positive. Oh, by the way, you know who pulled a sea bass
on me the other day with SammyNice, I did, yes, yes,
when it comes to white greetings andacknowledgment. So she's very much like
that. We arrived at the sametime. She pulls her car in like
I'm already, like I'm almost too. The elevator come up, right,
But I see Sammy just arrived andit's you know, very very early dark

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whatever in the morning, and soI stand around, I wait and I
wait for like, okay, we'llwalk up right, Okay. So she
gets out of the car. Itwas up morning morning. As I'm standing
there, she just like walks rightup the stairs and I go, all
right, and so I so likejust like so the complete blowoff. Yeah.

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I was clearly standing there waiting forit, thinking like, oh,
I'm gonna be the nice guy andsuper early single lady in the dark.
Right, I'm trying to be likethe gentleman savior and wait, I'm standing
there, and I'll send you saysall right, I did not know you
were waiting for me. Why wouldI just be standing in the middle of
the street. I didn't notice thatyou were. I was just getting my
note out of my said hello tome. Yeah, I said hi,

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But I didn't I didn't notice thatyou were like standing waiting. I thought
you were walking to the elevator.Was stairs, she thought, breath winded.
Fair point. Well, Morgan andI have an agreement that I don't
wait for her, so when weshow up and I like, I just
like to get in. So soI'll apologize and just be like, sorry,
I'm not waiting, and she's like, no, it's cool, and

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so I just don't. I don'tknow I was Okay, so you guys,
I mean, I'll paint the picturefor people who are listening obviously don't
know like what the setup is.But like there's it's halfway between the staircase
that goes up and then the elevatorbank that goes up to where you can
enter our building. Right, Okay, so I'm standing right in the middle
of the drive, right in themiddle of the road. You normally take

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the elevator. What you're saying,because like we have some stairs people,
me, Greg, Sammy Sea Basslum. Sure like you and Menace are committed
to the elevator on the way backdown, I take the stairs on the
way Yeah, takes down at twothirty in the morning, I am taking
the elevator. It's funny because whereyou park you have to go way beyond

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the stairs just to get to theelevator. You'd be in the building before
the elevator gets you up to thetop. Let's say that's not true,
but I did end up holding thedoor for you into the building once I
was up there, yet I did. Okay, you're being hyperball. At
that point she realized that somebody wasbehind her, you know. But yeah,
because she looked at me. It'slike she didn't see me standing there.

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She goes, what's up, goodmorning up the stairs. Surprise.
I just checked it, like I'mgonna be the gentleman. I'll wait.
Yeah, there was one morning,thank you for waiting. I did not
realize you were waiting for me.You held the door for him. It's
like what then she made eye contact. That was one of those like you
make eye contact and then now yougot to hold You're in it. You

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were forced into holding the Yeah,you didn't really want to know. I
wanted didn't want to. I wantedto just go on my way, but
I held the door. You're welcome. There was one morning, I think
it was last week where I testedmyself. I told myself, don't say
good morning to Sammy, and Ididn't, and she didn't. We're sitting
in the same room and it wasso awkward. Wow, But she didn't

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feel awkward. No, she's justdoing a thing. Yeah, she's waiting
at home with that. And thewhole time I'm saying, don't say,
I don't do it. I'm notpurposely being awkward. I will not notice.
So it's not like I'm like,oh, I'm not going to say,
sitting, Like the door swings openand somebody walks up. I'll notice
someone comes in, but I'll justbe doing my thing, and and if
you notice. Sometimes I'll have adelayed thirty second reaction of where and I'll

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be like, oh, good morning, thirty second or like thirty minutes.
Sea Bass is like, this iswhat I've been saying. I support these.
Yeah, Look you mean nothing tome. Why say hello eight Woodie?
It's a good thing she wasn't tryingto get to one of the parking
spots passed where I was standing.She would have ran right over me.
It's like Rain Wilson is your lover? I would have stained You're an animal?

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Right Rain? More Woody shows next, Hang, I'm it's another new
hour. I've been sensitivity training fora politically correct world. It's the Woodie
Show. On Whaty? That's Rainy. There's a Greg Goria, Good morning
menaces here? What is that Woody? We got Sea Bass, We've got
Sammy, there's Bored, there's Caroline. We've got Morgan here, your video

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producer. Phones are open for youat eight seven seven. You can hit
us up with a text. Fridaycheck ins. Please let us know that
you're out there. It's got thistext from a six to one. Oh
y'all are out of pocket this morning, and I literally love it. Oh
wow, okay literally, Well it'sthat Friday vibe. You know. You
can't bring us down on a Friday. No. Yeah, So we got

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let's see d u y Q wantto free you this hour. Give you
a chance to win something here withthe dumbass contest. So we'll do that,
And of course we got the FridayFail stories and the singing of the
Friday Fails song was just recently capturedand put on one of our in studio
videos, and people like I alwayswondered what it looks like. Oh yeah,
sure it looks people are impressed.I mean for what it is,

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for what it is. All right, here we go, right Friday morning.

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I'm coming, boys and girls,time for your Friday Fail story house.
People thought to have the perfect planthe planet could never go wrong,
But then somewhere along the line itwent for being a great idea one big
staket mega for Ultron. I'm lookingit's great on ours curve. You know,

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Menace is fighting a kidney stone.I know, I'm saying, like
Sam it doesn't saying menace is fightinga kidney stone. So uh and SeaBASS
of course doesn't participate. Of course, too good for that. But what
does that have to do with ussinging fail? Well there's only three of
them, Yeah, right, Iwondered where you were going. Like,

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it's not a it's not a teameffort as much as it used to be.
Yeah, it's all on our backs. See, yeah, we've cut
out the wait, we know whatit's like. Starting with this story.
There's a place in Saint Louis calledthe Medium Security Institution, which used to
be a city jail. It wasshut down last year. It's sat empty
ever since, and these three guysdecided that would be a good idea to

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break into the place. It soundslike they were messing around. I didn't
say, but a lot of peoplewill do that, Yeah they'll, yeah,
just out of curiosity. But theyaccidentally locked themselves in one of the
jail cells. I saw that,and so they couldn't get out. They
had to call nine one one.The police show up to rescue them from
the cell and then arrest of themfor trespassing. The cops are still investigating

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what the guys did there could beadditional charges. You know, there's property
damage, burglary, stealing. Theywere like, you know, making their
way through this place, but idiotswow panic. Yeah. Imagine if they
didn't have cell service, Oh yeah, because they'd probably be dead. All
that concrete and stuff, like gettingthe signal out of there, yeah,
freak out. Yeah. So there'sthis British Ultra Marathon runner Josiah Zakerjuski yess

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yeah, who has been slapped witha one year ban by a disciplinary panel.
It seems like old Josiah here wasbusted using a car to ride along
part of the fifty mile race,but then still have the nerve to accept
a trophy for her third place finish. They admitted to hopping in the car,

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telling the marshalls that she was injuredand no longer competing, but like,
it didn't stop you from accepting thetrophy. Yeah yeah. She blamed
it on not being able to thinkstraight, having just arrived on a flight
from Australia. How's your pie thatI before? Yeah, thumb ass,
Yeah, I was didn't work andI got a car during a raise This
next door his mother in Florida,fell asleep on the couch in her living

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room. She was startled awake bysomeone in the kitchen, and so she
automatically just assumed it was an intruderin her house. Okay, so she
grabbed the gun in her purse,went into the kitchen to check it out,
and as soon as she walked intothe kitchen, she was caught off
guard by this guy walking out.So she fired two shots. One bullet
hits the guy right in the leg. Turns out it was just her son

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getting some snacks. Yeah, youdon't live alone. You hear a noise,
right? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. He was taking the hospital with
non life threatening injuries, and police, plus of course the Florida Department of
Children Family, they are in investigatingthe incident. That's not the that's not
the person that you don't I justgot off a flight, Yeah exactly.

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Man in Phoenix was trying to breakinto someone's house and he thought, hey,
just like so many idiots before him, using the chimney would be a
great way to do this. Sothe first thing I thought is, you
know people in Phoenix have chimneys.Yeah, that's a good point. Well,
I guess everybody. Yeah winter,yeah, well desert, it's cold
at night. I just feel like, you know, right in the dead

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of winter, like you're looking atthat national map and it's like Phoenix one
hundred and two right with the nighttime. N it's bad and he got to
start a fie in the wood runningstall keep everybody wont tonight is in the
forties? Oh wow, Yeah,what's the high? And then what's the
high today? Sixty nine? Ohyeah, yeah, perfect day. It's

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just kidding, that's Sunday. Whatever. Anyway, so uh kind of ruined
the joke. The homeowners they heardthis guy in the chimney, they called
nine to one one. The homeownersays that they that the guy knew them,
but unclear what their relationship was.Also no word on why he was
trying to break in, but hehad to be fished out by the fire
department and once he was out ofthere, he was taken directly to of

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course, failed jail. It's thesame perfect excuse for me. I was
going to bring them presents. Yeah, right, I was trying to surprise.
I wasn't I was giving yeah.And finally, my favorite story of
the week, a cop in Californianoticed this car driving around with a fake
license plate. It's about one o'clockin the morning. So they pull him

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over and when the officer looked atthe plate closer, they could tell it
was obviously drawn by hand on justa regular white piece of paper taped onto
the car with black duct tape.There was even a fake expiration sticker that
they had drawn on there too.Okay, the officer looked up the info
on the vehicle discovered it was reportedstolen from a nearby city. So the

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rest of the driver, on twocharges, took them to jail and that
enough is enough for a fail.But one of my other favorite parts of
this story is that fake expiration stickerthat they drew on there. It was
a date that was already expired.Oh not Yeah, they'll never notice the

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difference. Yeah. Well, thoseare your Friday fail stories, everybody.
We're gonna take a quick break andthen we come back from the break.
SeaBASS has another drunk for us fora round of today's dumbass contests. In
fact, we got two dumbass contests. Phones are open. We just cleared
them out. It was a callit eight seven seven forty four woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four woody, And we'll play the duy you next

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morning, and it's time for today'sdumb ass contest. And today's dumbas contest
is the du Iq. Yeah,do you want you to give me a
chance to win the prize? Phonesopen eight seven seven four. What are

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you looking for a contestant? Anduh, we're getting that person set up
here. Sea Bass wants you toexplain the game to everybody, please.
I find someone out in the wildwho's nice and drunk, and I ask
them just the most spectacularly easy triviaquestions you can imagine. But the game
of the Duiq is will the drunkperson be so trump they won't know the
answer? And if you can guesswhether they know the answer. Two times
out of three, you win thegame. All right, let's go to

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uh Brittany, Hey, good morning, Brittany, Brittany, good morning,
good morning. All right, Soyou are going to be our contestant here
for the d u i q SeaBASS. Just explain the way the game works
now before we get to those questionsaccount towards you winning a prize or not.
We're gonna get to know the drunka little bit better. This way,
you have a better idea. Justhow with it or not with it?
They are? Uh? And whodo we have to take sea bass?

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This is Julian. As you cantell, we're about to be able
to tell. He's a very smoothdude. Yeah you know, and he's
out there. It's a smooth operator. He's a smooth operator, smoothly picking
up chicks. So what are youdrinking tonight? Uh bomba Jim Jim.
Yeah, he mixed that with athing or no no, no, no,
it's pretty hard cordious. Oh man, guys, I find my white

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accident, Julian. I'm actually whiterthan you. Julian, what's your advice
to guys are out there trying hugup with chicks, you know, keep
it cool, my boy, andjust come at the foul mean, come
at I'm wrong, go to golosa. Oh you have a fat boody.
Oh my god, that's what SeaBass has been saying. No, it's

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not yes you said he said nagging, right, But what he's doing is
being all, yeah, there's that. This is what he is. Very
stupid is always it's very subtle.It's not like hey, Sammy, your
face is gross. That's not orhey, your booty's fat. Yeah,
that's that's that's being vulgar and unsophisticated. Okay, maybe you're taking it like

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super literal, but like ther wholeidea of negging though, like you like,
you're you're not being a nice guy. He's hollering. You're being subdenly
jerky, right, you're being He'svery subtle. Like let's say, Sammy
Dyer hair right, yeah, likethe other hair yeah yeah yeah, but

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you don't say, but you don'tsay it looks terrible, right, It's
like I wouldn't go, I wouldn'tMaybe Menace is also not quiet, but
he's on the right. It's notextreme like oh Sammy, that's great.
How long do you think till itgoes back to regular, Yeah, indicating
that you liked it better, poweringyour self esteem. So, Brittany,
that is a little bit right backto that night it worked, Brittany.

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That is Julian. We're going toask him some questions here. You just
got a guess two out of threetimes whether they'll know the answer. Are
you ready for question number one?I am so ready. Name any example
of a mollusc a what I don'tknow what that is? Yeah, you
never helped it? Well, okay, we'll just say you never had to

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help out your daughter with homework everin the past ten and five years.
It's the moss job. That's whatI'm saying. No, no, no,
I have, I have, Idon't know. It doesn't bring a
bell though. I will get moreinto because you're gonna have to help me
though, because when they give theanswers, I'm not gonna if it's right
or not. The question was anytype of mallic the example any example of
any individual thing? No all knows. Greg Gory. Yeah, from what

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we just witnessed, I'll go quadriplenote for my own sake, it's triple
now. Yeah, that would beso embarrassing. This guy knew it.
Yeah, I think this guy mightknow it, all right, menace thinks
that he might know it. Okay, Brittany, what do you think?
Yes or no? Well, Julianget question number one triple. Don't give

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us the answer if you do knowit, but just say just yes.
No. Do you know the answer? No? I do not. Yeah,
you guys are just smart pants?What smart pants? All right?
Question number one for the d UI Q many example of a mollusc menace
measurement tool. Oh, sammy,an animal, but like specifically a what

(29:44):
would be a like a like arodent, like a mouse? Yeah,
I can see where'd say that?What is it? Classically most famously radiant
gray like oysters, includes things likelike, uh, seem like shellfish?
Right, but that's the ones youthink it says like an octopus is a

(30:06):
mollusk. Technically a snail is beforeyou just looked it up. Yeah,
I knew clams and scallops, butI knew that, Like, there's probably
a lot of them that I didn't. I wouldn't have known an octopus was
one. Your brain usually goes straightto clam. Didn't straight article I have

(30:26):
heard of clams and muscles. Okay, good, I heard of both mollusk.
I learned something new today, allright. So Brittany says that Julian
will not know the answer to thisone. Question number one to see if
she's on board. Name any exampleof a mollusk dolphin. They're very intellect
individual animals. All right, dude, he picks something from the ocean,

(30:49):
so it is better than measuring.Yeah, that's probably like three fourths of
the species. When I first sawhe like I first saw in my head
a musket measuring all right, Brittany, great news, you are on the
board. You got yourself one point. You know, I need one more

(31:11):
point in order to win here onthis round of the d u i Q.
All right, here we go.I was thinking face mask, Yeah,
measuring tool, haircut because it soundslike mullet. Combined that with a
dolphin, right, and what doyou got measuring tool? Alright? Question
number two for the d u iQ. What gas is used to light

(31:33):
up neon science? I know this, damn it. Don't tell them so
not quadruple know on this one.I'll triple no, I'm triple knowing.
I feel like I'm being tricked.I think I know the answer. I'm
not saying have you ever played thisgame before? Yes, I'm not saying

(31:55):
it you basically did? I Yes? All right, Greg Gory, what
do you think? Okay? Everyweek I get crazy, you do.
I think I might triple yes this. I'll look out everybody, Okay,
yes, menace? Yes, Sammy, No, Julian. I'm not going
to triple yes. All right,I will go menace, yes, Sammy.

(32:20):
No, this is just based onfacial expressions that I'm seeing right now.
I do have a distinct advantage,right, all right. And then
Julian, but this is also tomaybe, you know, help everybody else's
playing along at home. I willsay no for Julian. What do you
guys think? Menace Sammy? WillJulian get it? No, Brittany,
this could be for the wind.What do you think? Yes or no
for Julian? Question number two?No for Julian, No for Julian.

(32:43):
All right. Question number two?What gas is used to light up neon
science? Sammy, nitrous menace?Ion gas? It's neon, right,
Yes, I've never heard of thatbefore. You ever see a periodic table?
Have you ever heard this term?Neon sign? What about freon right

(33:06):
there in the question. I mean, I know, but I've never heard
of neon gas before sign the neonwas the type of light bulb too.
How many points do you get ifyou get a three pointer? Like yes,
when you think about it that way. But also there are things that
like, you know, maybe theguy who invented the neon sign using gas
to make it illuminated like that.Maybe his last name was Neon. We

(33:27):
don't know. Maybe it was likeGreg Neon, Yeah, called the neon
sign. The l ed light doesn'tuse gas, right, because it's a
light emitting thank you, right,So every light has gas. Now if
as a name, Now, ifmedicine said are gone, I would say,
because that that does. It's notthe same color as neon, but

(33:49):
it does light up like neon.I would have said, oh, that's
very smart. But he was nowherenear that answer looking for it, said
around a lot of neon stuff aswe're looking for his neon. Question number
one, I'm sorry, Question numbertwo for the d U i Q.
And by the way, Brittany guest, no, and if he doesn't know
it, she's gonna win this round. Here we go. What gas is
used to light up Neon science.Let me think I'm Jnsan Canty talking maybe

(34:15):
nicrogen. No, did that youthere? There's so many people that didn't
know that. Well done. Yeah, I almost triple yes. Britney congratulations.
Yes for these two anyway. Yeah, that's a that's a solid win.
Britney, congratulations, and we appreciateyou listening to the Woody Show.

(34:37):
Thank you for doing well done.Brittany way to sweat that out, I
would I would be butterflies in thestomach. Really yeah, well, thank
you. Listen to wait to show, have yourself a great weekend, and
hang on so we can get yourinformation. Okay, thank you? All
right, can we rebound with question? By the way, we had someone

(34:58):
texting yesterday. You know Sammy's she'spretty good at the du No, she's
not sound dumb. I haven't beenthat bad. I mean I have some
weeks where I'm doing pretty well.But no, I thought I'm the same
with Minus. I thought Neon waslike the bulb or because it was lit
up like I didn't. I didn'tknow it was today years old when I'd
be really interested, like if weever had like you know, SATs,

(35:19):
No, they remember when what wasit? How to be a million who
wants to be a millionaire? Right, and they could like have the lifeline
where they pulled the audience. Youknow, like if we had like a
live show like that where everybody hadthe thing and we did the d U
I Q and uh, we canlike see how many people actually knew the
answer where they had to lock inbefore we started getting into it. I
wonder what percentage of people would actuallyyeah, because people, I can I

(35:45):
believe the audience knows mollusks for sure? Do they? If she knew it
and she said science, Okay,it doesn't mean that people retain that grade
was so long ago. I don'tpeople retain it that way? All right?
They might like it might like ringa bell, be like, oh

(36:05):
yeah, what is that? Let'ssee what about question three? From question
number three, name any Disney princessthat debuted in the nineteen ninety ninety easy
one that I would probably not getdumb ass. This is actually Sammy's bread
and Watery Disney princesses. This oneI know, but they viewed in the

(36:28):
nineties first appearance creation. I mean, I'll have a guess, all right,
but what do you think about everybodythat we're guessing. Yes, yeah,
he's a Disney princess. I'll sayyes. Julian No, right,
I'm with Ravy on that one.I think both Sammy and Menace will get
it, and I think Julian willknock Greg Gory Julian no, Sammy Hiroshima

(36:51):
yes and Menace yes. All right? What do you know? Do you
guys think for Julian No? No, nah, not dog who Hell's right?
Apparently she's the newest Disney princess.Yeah, Ryan the last Dragon.
Yeah, she kicks, asked dude. Okay, Question number three, name
any Disney princess that debuted in thenineteen nineties. Menace Princess Jasmine Jasmine,

(37:15):
that's from what movie? Raby?Yes? Wow, was that in the
nineties? Yes, yeah, yeah, for sure. Sammy Belle Belle from
what movie? Greg Bell? Isthat beauty and the Beauty? My guess
would have been Little Mermaid? Isthat a Ariel? Is that princess?

(37:37):
Princess? Now? That was nineties? Yeah, naughties was a great decade
for Disney princess. Oh they crushedit was lit. Yeah, you're still
lit. I Question number three,Arial's eighty nine? Sorry, Okay,
it was, and who's that whosearea? She's the Little Mermaid? Oh?
I thought her name was a LittleMermaid. It's an actual name.

(38:00):
You could argue, well, that'sa fable from Iceland or whatever the hell
it's from, kind of like Neon, Greg, but in the movies totally
like long roommate is named something else. All right. Question number three,
name any Disney princess that debuted inthe nineteen nineties, nineties snow waott snow
White, like the nineteen hundred,literally the first one. It's the first

(38:23):
one. Okay, so wait,Aurora is Cinderella? Another name? Now
sleeping Beauty sleeping okay, whatever,but that's Aurora. I didn't know she
had Again she has. Her nameis beauty Aurora. I did not know
that. Thank you, thank you. What what's his name? I thought
his name was the Lion King.I couldn't tell you his name. Merida

(38:44):
this first grade stuff, Greg this, Yeah, obviously it's great stuff.
They're shoe hoarding a lot of girlsin here. Are not princesses, like
Mereda. Mereda, Yeah, yeah, it's not a princess. It is
also is that the ies? No, it's like twenty ten. What are
the nineties ones. All right,so well we hit them all. I
think Jasmine, yeah, ari Arie? What about Lion King? Yeah?

(39:10):
Is Nala gonna count? Getting Wejust brought up like Mulan was ninety eight
and she's apparently a princess now yeokay, when is that? Uh yeah,
well not that's probably been in twothousands. I think that was literally
called Princess in fraud, right,yeah, what's her name? That's the
one that her name is princess,a princess today, Yeah, her name
is a princess wed three or fourgood ones. We're going to take a

(39:34):
quick break more. What show isnext? Hang on the show? Nobody
asked for It's not that the show. And so, you know, guess
who's gas Radio's most immature game.This popped up on Instagram and I thought
this was funny. It's a funtwist that you could do at home,
like a guess whose gas Because it'sonly either you and your you know,

(39:57):
partner or roommate friend, whoever you'reliving with. You go up to him,
they go, great, guess myfart. I think I saw this
video and Greg would try to haveto guess, like what it's gonna sound
like and do yeah, and thenthen you fart and you see if it
matches, it's victim mature here listen, this is this is was one of
the videos exact exactly nail it.Shut up, guess my fart round two.

(40:28):
Wow, that's crazy. Hey babe, I guess on my heart to
be wet to me wet. Okay, So now I'm getting so the other
person has to make good noise.So you're you have one broke, you

(40:49):
feel like you're just you're ready togo. You're all cueued up, right,
and I would go, menace,guess my fart, and then I
go right, and then I wouldlet it rip. And you see if
these people are very good, theythey know their partners so well. It's
incredible. I guess my fault.It was also funny, like a chick
doing it to a dude. That'skind of fun. Scrats for divorce,
but yes it is. Get outof here. Stop. They're going to

(41:10):
scan all way for free food realquick, and then we'll be right back
The Woody Show, the Woodie Show, and we got some dad jokes.
That's good Friday stuff right there.Yeah, you want to keep fun positive
Friday vibes. You know them vibesand and do whatever we can to make

(41:34):
the morning part of your day goby quickly so we can get into that
weekend. That's the goal here.The one person who's out there super thrilled
about the dad drugs, but yetit comes up with some of our favorites
is SeaBASS. I come up withjokes, notts puns they called it's it's
in the style. You participate,Yeah, eight seven four If you want
to share a dad joke with us, or you can send it on the

(41:57):
text over to two to nine eightseven? Who wants to get us started?
Oh? I got one? Allright? What do you call bears
without bees? Bears without these?What? Ears? O? Kidding?
Speller? It's a speller in comingfrom minutes. It's pretty good. Yeah,
Hey, guys, I went tothe bookstore and I saw this book.
It was titled How to Solve FiftyPercent of Your Problems, So I

(42:21):
bought two. Oh speaking of books, Yeah, did you know that my
wiener was in the Guinness Book World'sRecord. He was, yeah, but
the librarian told me to take itout. You what's your lawyers where to
court? What do lawyers where tocourt? What? Minutes lawsuits, lawsuit

(42:46):
to suit through the phones? Eightseven seven, that's eight seven seven forty
four. What do you everybody sayhi to Rick? Rick? Rick?
Hey, what's your dad? Joe? Okay? Read this a fether day?
What do you call a kettle thattills on all the other coves?
What do you call a cow thattells on all the other cows? What

(43:07):
a kettle? Two? All right? Thank you for the call, man
appreciated. Let's go too. Let'sgo to Phil. Hey, Phil,
good morning. Hey, Hey,so I had the same one that you
guys just told about the Guinness Book, but luckily I got some backups,
so a bunch of money. Yeah, you did lucky, which is strange

(43:28):
for me because I usually just usea paper towel. All right, Phil,
thank you for the call. Appreciated. List of the Woody Show.
Let's go to Diana. Happy Friday, Diana, Happy Friday, you guys
Friday? All right? So what'syour dad joke? Okay, what do
you call a group of eight thatstart a company? What do you call

(43:50):
a group of apes that starts acompany? Okay? But monkey business man,
I got to write it against Igotta write a Kennedy's down for my
daughter. She loves this stuff.Well, don't give that to your daughter,
because monkeys are not apes. Whatis yours? You know, when
you watch that Jared from Subway documentary, you realize that he went from having

(44:14):
a mild cholesterol problem to a childmolesterol problem. Wow. What's the difference
between a cat and a frog?What? A cat has nine lives?
But the frog? The frog croaksevery night? I menaced it. What
do you call a pig that participatesin karate? What a pork chop shop?

(44:45):
You know, my therapist just toldme I have extreme difficulty in picking
up social cues. Okay, yeah, I think she's in love with me
like that. Let's go to uhbomb pay. Good morning, Bob,
Bob, good morning. What isyour what's your dad joke? What is

(45:06):
Batman's favorite fruit? What is Batman'sfavorite fruit? What? No, no,
no, no no no no nono no no no no no,
no great fruit. Okay, that'sa great weekend man. Thank you.

(45:27):
That made me like legitimate last Yeah. Jason, Hello Jason, Good morning
guys, it's your touring. Goodmorning, all right, So what's your
dad joke? Did you hear aboutthe transgender or what's the transgender dude favorite
or did you hear what the transgenderWe're gonna we're gonna regroup. I know

(45:47):
you might be a little nervous orstill waking up. All right, so
give me first, all right,give me another one. Go ahead.
Why did the transgender dude only eatvegetables? Why he was a herb before?
Okay, yeah, okay, okay, okay, took us. Let's

(46:16):
go to Christian. Hey, goodmorning, Christian morning. You know,
all right? So dad joke,what do you got? All right?
So you guys, have you guysheard who's still together even after all the
crap that coming between them? O, my butte my bud chas again.

(46:37):
Now your daughter would like that one, That would be because that would kill
about your butt because it's your butt. Yeah, I'm sorry, mess,
Give me all right? What docows read the most? What do you
cowst me read the most? Whatcattle logs is all about the cattle today?

(47:00):
Cals? Here's one that my friend, my friend sent me. Why
are gay dudes so rude? Whybecause they're fing a holes? Yeah?
I like that? All right?See, MAT's what do you up?
Uh here? Jared from Fogel Jaredfrom Fogel Jared for subway. Now you

(47:24):
know you managed the first Jared fromSubway lost another eighty pounds in jail.
Hey, he broke up with hisgirlfriend, I say, Hily, Jesus
Ray, Yeah, I said thatover to I Liz, Lizay, what's
your dad joke Friday? For you? How do you know if the ghost

(47:45):
died in high school? How doyou know if the ghost died in high
school? How it's like teen spirits? Okay, okay? For next?
Sure, Michael, Hello, MichaelHello? All right? What do you

(48:08):
get when you mix a brown chickenand a brown cow? Yeah, brown
chicken, brown cow, brown chicken, brown cow? Right that you hadn't
heard that one? Are all thatway? Okay? How about this?
Why does it golfer bring two pairsof pants? What does he bring?

(48:31):
Why did he bring two pairs ofpants? Because just in case he got
a hole in one? Getting?Oh, I'm getting, because you might
get a hole in one. I'mgetting. Why do horses have load divorce
rates? Why do horses have Whydo horses have load divorce rates? Yeah?

(48:54):
Why because they have stable relationships?Okay, yeah, I mean get
it all right? I mean youknow, yeah, he Doug, Doug,
Hey, why did the cookie takea shower? Why he was feeling

(49:15):
crummy? All right, Doug tanksme if change the listen, let's say
hi to h Jose. What didthe DJ name the son? What did
the DJ name his son? What? Hey? Rick? Rick? Rick

(49:36):
a d J getting Yeah, alright, Sea bask give us one more.
What do you call a dead guyin a hot tub? What? Stu
Raby? Who thought it was gonnabe Matthew Perry? Yes, Raby,
I did not think she was pregroaning for the Matthew Perry punchline, all
right, pre groaning for Stu.Alright, yes, all right. Why

(49:59):
did the strawberry cry? Why?Why? Because he was in a jam?
Those are your jam jokes, everybody. We try one more from the
phone. Bonus joke, Sarah,I know, Sarah, Oh yeah,

(50:20):
bonus joke. Okay. How muchdoes a grandpa way? How much is
it? What? Grandpa? Grandpa? Grandpa? How much is a grandpa
way? How much? Yeah,a little more than a gram? I'm
so fat I heard grand brew Letall right, Sarah strong, all right

(50:47):
away? Chance you know, yeaone more call never goes. What do
you show back back in a few. You're right back. Another reminder,
how men, it's going to beout tomorrow, Saturday's the sixth. He's
gonna be at Mid Valley y mc A for that free eye exam,
free glasses event, the Power ofSight event Mid Valley y m c A

(51:10):
and Van Eyes Menace will be therefrom ten am to noon. Easy to
remember because Van Eyes Eyes see VanEyes plus all the normal giveaways. They're
gonna have the theme park tickets togive away, the concert tickets, Woody
Show, merch, and a wholebunch more. That's tomorrow ten am to
noon, the Power of Side eventfor free eye exams and free glasses with

(51:30):
Menace at Mid Valley y m cA and Van Eyes. It is the
Woody Show, The Woody Show.That was a very common collective reaction.

(51:53):
You know. We hear a lotof those type of reactions when Agents Bash
is out in the parking lots confrontingpeople who are just leaving their carts all
over the place, and we getto hear about how that goes and his
mission to get people to do theright thing, and what do you show
cart and arks, card arks,what you're gonna do, what you're gonna

(52:13):
do when they not on you?Cardnarks Cards, what you're gonna do,
What you're gonna do when they noton you? Narks is filmed alongside the
man and women of Card Narks Listened, discretion, his advice. It's got
his whole outfit going there with theyou know vest, looks like a security
guard, says cart Narks across theFront's got the bulletproof vest. You mean

(52:37):
a superhero, yeah, Charles superYeah, got the uh, the shades,
the ab and the shades, thelittle wand thing to people to let
them know where the car corral is. That's really the only goal here is
to get people to like maybe reconsidertheir decision. But people get so combative.
You think they would say, oh, there's an authority figure, I'll
should do what he says, yeah, But sometimes they do not, And

(53:00):
unfortunately, like who do you thinkyou are? A hole? Can't you
tell a guy in charge? Sowe're gonna have the account the excuses episode
of Cart and Arks. Ready,would you be r official excuse counter?
And also fun with accents. Sothis guy a little middle aged dude,
and here he's done, is he'staken. Instead of walking his cart back

(53:20):
to the cart return at this warehouseclub. He said, oh, look,
the front of my car is rightthere. It's only a few feet
away. And people say, well, oh, he puts it right between
his spot and the other spot.What happens when he does that is you
now have no margin of error forparking in that spot because that knocks out,
you know, a foot on eachside either spot, and spots are
tighter than ever now, yeah,compact nowadays, So I'll be oh,

(53:45):
you could still get in, yeah, barely. And once two or three
people do that, then you can'teven open your door, and so on
and so forth. Should be anobvious solution to put your cart back.
So I approach this guy politely,point out what he's done, and let's
hope and pray. After one excuse, he turns around. You've a track
grave, ye okay, No,can I get you to take your car

(54:07):
back? Sir? Please? Iget you not to leave your card out
blocking the spots. What happened isit just happened just a few seconds ago.
Actually, this guy looked a lotlike you put his card out right
here. Now it's harder for peopleto pull in the spot. What do
you mean all the way, it'sright there. You walked past that way
to get in, you walk pastthat way to get out. I know
you're capable. People are waiting.Oh so now they're waiting to pull into

(54:29):
a spot where it's harder to getin thanks to you. Let's put this
right here. So there's the game. People are waiting and too far the
way back there, Yeah, toofar is the first one. See,
yeah, it's all the way backthere. Once you don't need it anymore.
Right, once you needed it,it was very easy to acquire that.

(54:50):
That's when your leg's top exactly sodown. You might hear that little
slap. That's the satisfying sound ofjustice of the cart Nark's magnet, which
in this case it's one of thoseI've got these giant one ones that are
like eight ten by twenty inches.It's oh my god, damn, that's
new. That's a new, totallyArsenalon's that's for a few years now.
So it it says, I don'treal much, you care like a jerk,
and this guy's got whatever, he'sgot an infinity. It's fine,

(55:12):
it's a ten year old car,who cares? But ah, the ego.
So now it's let's make okay.Maybe he thinks, okay, I'm
being silly. I should stop talkingabout people are waiting on me. Blah
blah. You could do that,or he could just call me every bad
name under the book. Sir.I'm not anhing a hole. I'm a
sweeney pie. Sir. Do youwant to not talk about the carter over
there? Sir? You're not reallysaying anything for insults. Sorry, that's

(55:37):
not really nice thing to say here. You got right there Gage the person
who leaves their card out as agarbage person. Perfect, sir. Why
are you young, old man?And I'm young and spry a hole and
you know you're mounder effort garbage.Gotta be clearly he's a garbage person.

(55:59):
Yeah, And then he threatens ashand people ask me, what's the demo
of the people who fight you,and it's middle age men. I'm going
to you right, all balled up? Okay, buddy. So then he
takes the magnet that he's he's throwingit at on the ground. He grabs
another one, so I have multiples, sure, and unfortunately he throws it
at me. Sir, please takeyour card back. I need to help

(56:25):
with the translation. Anybody on thatone. You're working. I work for
the card Darks. We're a sexygroup. We're a sexy group of highly
trained oil agents. Sure, ohyeah sexy. There's a service online where
you could submit clips for people totranslate. Yeah, no one has any
idea what that means? Oh wow, I own yeah right, yeah,

(56:47):
so yeah, he's he's now thinksI'm working. Maybe maybe this is something
like from out of our universe,like maybe he's an alien menace. Yeah,
so let's see if he may youhave an idea. Oh he's like,
I'm gonna beat your ass space style. I'm trying to think if he

(57:08):
just made a guy like tongue tiedand so it maybe sounded like it was
gonna be something else, but like, you know what could it possibly be?
Cooner? My mother took me tokum On all right, Yeah,
now he needed help with his math. I would throw that on the excuse
pile. I said, do youwork here? Okay? Are also one

(57:30):
more time? Sorry, Cooner,I'm gonna beat your ass like about Cuman.
Yeah yeah human maybe did grocery troppingsome human human? Yeah, back,
got to go back. I beatyour ass. I'm making Chili.

(57:52):
I want to show carton arcs.So he's starting to beat me up.
I made a bunch of names.He's now screaming at me in his home
home country, right in a nativelanguage. We can't decipher unfortunately, amount
of magnets at this point because he'stossing them every which way. So I
have a technique for this is asI can. I called the fake out,
where I like, reach into mypocket or whatever and pretend that I
have a magnet and I place itin an area where he can't really see.

(58:15):
And if he falls for that,boy would he looked dumb? And
indeed he did. He stops becausehe thought I put a magnet on the
back of his car. Sorry,you felt for the fake There's no magnet
there. See what I did isI use your pride against you. Now,
you always got to watch out whenthey reach it and su oh oh,
what is that the projectile? Theprojectile that we heard about. So
as Rave's favorite move is he reachesinto his car. Yes, that is

(58:37):
my face, like he's grabbing something, you know oftentimes you know, a
tire r and whatever it's a greg'shoping for. And man, that's what
he did. At this this storeis he went and he went to their
food court and he got their classicpepsi and hot dog deal. Oh sweet,
it's you're quite aware of the dollarfifty. Yeah, And he takes
that full full cup of pepsi andjust tosses it right at me free refills
and now he's glittering, right butas he is a middle aged dude,

(59:00):
and it lands harmlessly to the sideand say, it didn't sound like it
got cuts to you. But alsowhat happened is because he threw it again
because he's looking at for the fakeout. He's across the car from me.
It opens up as soon as hetosses it gets all over his car,
all over his face by the likeoh like he does like Menace does.

(59:20):
Where you know Mena drinks water.He's crushing the body. He crushes
the for a grip. Well moretoo well, because it missed me and
got all over him in his cara little too much. Sorry is you
can tell him very quick on myfeet and all you did was get pepsi
on your own car. I'm notlooking to fight. I'm looking for you
to put your car back. Thisis not about fighting. This is about

(59:42):
using the power of words, say, the stupid person is the person who
has like a vocabulary of four words, and all of them were cusswords and
things that we don't understand. Hethen goes in his truck and some towels
as he's wiping his face off.You bulls, you come fight me.

(01:00:07):
From his voice, he doesn't soundlike he's ready for combat, right,
it's more time for training. Whydon't you teach this man a lesson and
just slapping around a little bit.That is not the point of carnarks.
Cartnarks is not to let bullies andquite frankly car terrorists like this guy win
because these guys his whole life,he's been you know, on the and
the oh you want to play withthat's I want to play with your frisbee

(01:00:30):
or your football, your soccer ball. He will shove you on the ground,
he will fight you and take whatis his as opposed to you.
Not only that, I don't eventhink that's the case. I think this
guy is maybe uh he's used thistactic before where he threatens like he's going
to get violent or he's going tofight, and people immediately back off because
there's because again this is a bully, and now he gassed And now he's
super frustrated because you are not givinginto that. Right, I am the

(01:00:52):
bugs bunny to his extra frustrated,he's called me every word in the book
and words and other books we don'tknow. But he has one more up
his sleeve, and it is thegay F word. No, he's gonna
call me because I don't have theballs to fight him. Therefore I must

(01:01:15):
enjoy sexual relations right with another mancalled you a flamer? He called me
a flamer, but I bleeped it. What does that have to do with
being the gay F word? Whetheror not I put my other man's bulls
has nothing to do but nothing withtaking your car back. So you're not
addressing going the government place and gettingmy taxis what? Okay, you're you're

(01:01:37):
an F word. You're an Fword. Get a job, which we
That's one another one of the stopgoing to the government and taking my tax
so PEPSI said, tax taxes,stop going to the government, that taking
my taxes. The far parks arelike, we get government money to do

(01:02:00):
this, which would be awesome.I'll take you well, I think again.
There he's so frustrated because he can'tuse violence, so he doesn't know
where to go, and he's justhe's lashing out in every single direction he
can in this day and age,calling somebody the gay ef word. Well,
in the old country, what wouldyour mother think? She's probably dead?

(01:02:20):
But so h again, it's Idon't know what what to tell him.
At this point, he's he's tryingeverything, and that's it. He
drove away, unfortunately, covered inPEPSI learning nothing out of drink. I
think there was at least five excusesin there. Yeah, the least you
work for that, and maybe onein a language that we don't speak and

(01:02:43):
Google can't translate. So unfortunately Idid not reach him. He will continue
to be a loser there. ButI always I try to leave a little
bit of brightness in the world ofcart and arks. But a lot of
people dresses the cardnark, and onelittle boy he dresses the cardnark, her
little hat, little vest he had, and he brought with him a little
tiny skeleton, a lazy bone.That's clever. This is little Teddy from

(01:03:06):
New York. And what he didis he got his He got his little
lazy bone skeleton. He put inthe cart and he put the cart back
in the cart return while lecturing theLazy Bone on what you're supposed to be
doing. Oh wow, hey lazyBone, the concows, hey zy,
the cocos very nice. The lazyBone said to him, is this one

(01:03:31):
of your kids? That is sodamn word? The laviators on a little
like so yeah, while people say, well this is are we just going
to go to hell as hell ina hand basket? Will we devolve into
some animal world, some mad maxthere is, but there is rays of

(01:03:52):
hope, our rays of hope andlittle Teddy, Little Teddy, Right,
that's awesome. Alright, do whatto go to promised Another explosive round of
carton ards on The Woody Show,New Favorite Audio. Sir, please take

(01:04:13):
your card back. I need tohelp with translation anybody on that one.
You're working mother, I worked forthe cart Arts. We're a sexy group.
We're a sexy group of highly trainedoil agents. Right back the Woody
Shows back. So yesterday Greg wastelling us about his dream that he had.

(01:04:40):
Oh yes, you with uncooked pastacoming out of you. It was
incredibly disturbing. Yeah, that's oneof those images you'll never get out of
here. So that's why I hadto share it with you. Yeah,
so Greg was telling us all aboutthat, and somebody sentence this Greg,

(01:05:01):
they punched it into AI, likeyour description of a dream, and this
is what it came back with.I mean that's not because it's cooked.
It's not what Greg described, right, but still it's pretty funny. It's
pretty scary. That's when AI cameback. It's me. It looks like

(01:05:21):
they probably put in a picture fromwhen I was on the Mayans. It
looks like definitely, because I'm definitelyin my son's of anarchy, you know,
like get up in my big fulllike biker beard things that I had
gone well, I mean in theface, that's what I'm saying. Yeah,
yeah, my noodle's not stiff,it's very it's cooked pasta and this.

(01:05:43):
But that's incredible. Yeah, prettypretty funny that when it comes to
Greg's nightmare. Colin Blake and hiswife are celebrating their thirty fifth wedding anniversary
on a cruise to France Nice whenhe woke up to find that one of
his big toes had turned purple.Turns out he had been bit by a

(01:06:06):
venomous wolf spider. Geez crazy right, Yes, So he ended up going
to the doctor. Well, itturns out, long story short, that
the spider had laid eggs in histoe. There was a baby spider inside

(01:06:28):
his toe that was hatching and quoteeating its way out. Yeah, So
doctors to cut his toe open tolet the milk like puss from the spider
eggs out. Then they had touse antibiotics to kill the baby spider inside
his foot, cut it back openagain to get the body out. Nasty

(01:07:00):
are my eyes glassy? Yeah?I'm about to cry the tears coming.
Oh my god? Is that thespider owl or what? I've been bitten
by spiders? But the egg part? How does a wolf spider get on
a cruise? I'm guessing there's theway it happened that quick he went on
the cruise with that spider. Ohyou think you yeah, bit them.

(01:07:24):
I would just say toe turned purple, spider laid eggs, which greg doesn't
like the word eggs, egg either, Like just that word grows him out.
Then you compound that with spider andthey're inside you. And there coming
up next on the what do youshow, Gregory will face one of his
biggest fears. Hell that picture thenput it on. So what do you

(01:07:50):
Joe, We'll be right back.I'll or into another new hour Insensitivity Training
for a politically correct world. Thankyou for being here giving us some of
your time this morning. I'm whatdy? That's Ramy. Hello, great Gory,
good morning, good morning man.Right here, Sammy for Caroline,
Morgan's here, Vaughan's here. Fundsare open eight seven seven that's eight seven

(01:08:13):
seven forty four Wooding. You cangive us a text over to two two
nine eight seven h. So abuddy of mine, he's a producer for
a radio show in another city.This guy's awesome. You know my friend
Eric. Right, you've met myfriend Eric Rowe. He's a he's a
really good dude. He's a reallysmart producer. Uh. He was telling
me about this this game that hewas going to try on his show.

(01:08:36):
It sounds pretty fun and I thoughtyou guys would like it. It's like
a word association game. Okay,so we could try it out, and
I'm gonna tie some money to itfor the listener. Damn the listener.
Yeah, the money for the moneyfor the listener. Yeah. So we'll
try that for you this hour.Okay, for us, you guys like

(01:08:59):
the game I do. Like,yeah, you make your own money.
Yeah, you're getting money for doingthe game. Anyway, it's work.
You're here, you're on the clock. Extra money, extra Money's a little
fun. So the story scaming season, you know a lot of scams out
there. Guy in Nashville, hewas out drinking one night, stop to
grab a bite to eat this hotdog stands about two thirty in the morning,

(01:09:20):
starts chatting with somebody and they askedif they could see his phone so
they could add themselves to his contactVery suspicious, right, I mean,
it's not unusual though, You're justin the line of a hot dog stand
chatting. Follow me, I'll putyou on you know, Instagram or Twitter
or whatever. Well, he drunkenlyagreed. Yeah, but he was,

(01:09:40):
you know, thinking clearly at leastenough to not hand the phone over all
together. He just kind of turnedit toward him so they could type.
So he's still holding the phone they'redoing the typing. But soon after he
got a fraud notification saying that someonehad set up a three thousand dollars cash
app transaction. Oh wow, butthey flagged it and got canceled. So
he wasn't out the three and bucks, but the person he met was a

(01:10:00):
scammer. It was, you know, slick enough to try the cash app
thing, send it to his ownaccount and whatever, and thinking, oh,
here's a drunk guy is probably notgonna know. Yeah. So the
the guy he's been taking some heatfor falling for this in the first place,
but sober him knows that it wasdumb, and he says he's talking
about it to warn other people.Hey, don't let strangers use your phone

(01:10:21):
even for a second. You atall surprised that cash app was this thief's
weapon of choice. No, it'sstraight hood. Yeah, but I love
cash app. I mean it worksas well as well. I think you
can buy a bitcoin a lot ofplaces right right, PayPal you can buy
it. I think Givemo now youcan buy it. Yeah. But no,

(01:10:43):
but they were like Dell originally theywere the original app they could do
that. But I mean, there'sjust so many of these things out there.
But yeah, the preferred app ofthe hood. Okay, yeah,
I know I'm not on cash Surprisingand other weird crime News got a story

(01:11:04):
here about a thirty eight year oldwoman in Florida caught trying to pass counterfeit
bills at a Walmart, and whenthe cops tried to arrest her, she
started eating the fake money to tryto get rid of it, and it
worked, right. She was alsotrying to hide about nine hundred bucks worth
of products and a storage bin totry to get away without paying them.

(01:11:25):
You know, like you go getlike a tupperware bin or whatever, you
put a bunch of items in there, make it look like you're just buying
the bin. You have all thestuff in the bin slick. So she
was arrested and you know, forgedbill charges all that kind of stuff while
people are still doing that. Huh. Yeah. Walmart checked their security cameras
after the incident, but they saidthis woman has been an offender in their

(01:11:48):
stores in the past, so she'sbeen banned from Walmart. Boy weird crime
twenty seven year old guy pest controlworker in Florida, Florida story a hero
recently arrested after exposing himself to customersin their homes, including the seventy six
year old woman. Oh. Apparently, when he would be at the house

(01:12:10):
to give an estimate, he wouldgo into the bathroom whip his junk out
and then walk out and say thathis zipper was broken and then he needed
help. Oh my god. Weirdcops say he did this twice before being
arrested. Ellen, by the way, so fired from the pest control company,
I fired from being a hero.And of course you know all these
charges that he's going there trying tofind to see if there's any more victims

(01:12:31):
there. That would be mess's dreamcome true. I know, like,
thank you killing my bugs and showingme your wiener rib. I'll help you.
That's not an extra service, isn'tit? No right? How much
more do you want? I'll payyou extrah. That's funny. Oh see.
And then one more weird crime story, also a bitchb trip and this
is another story out of Florida.Uh. A jealous woman arrested for allegedly

(01:12:57):
plunging needles from her dog rabies shotsinto her boyfriend's eye because she thought he
was looking at other women. Ohokay, so they had gotten into an
argument about him looking at other chicks. Things escalated into violence, and so
when the guy laid down on thecouch, that's when this one. She's
forty four years old. This soundslike something that maybe like a really like

(01:13:20):
emotionally unbalanced nineteen year old chick orsomeone really young and still crazy. I
hope she gets charged with attempted murder. She jumped on top of him with
the two rabies needles that were forthe dogs, jammed them both into his
right eyelid, so he called thepolice. He got taken to the hospital.
The woman was arrested later that night. The cops found her sleeping in

(01:13:41):
her car outside the house. Ohmy god, she's charged with fell in
the aggravated battery. That's it.That's it. Yeah, that's crazy,
dude. Nothing says, hey,you should be with me and only have
eyes for me, like stabbing mein the eye with rabies needles with needles.
Oh my god. A couple ofweird crime stories there, And you've

(01:14:02):
got a big Lebowski fan. There'sa bunch of memorabilia that's going up for
auction, including one of the dude'soutfits. So that big Lebowski fan on
your look on your list. Ireally want to do the Big Lebowski Challenge
with Greg Gory or how about GregLike he's never watched it. I don't
want it's so interested. I thinkhe'll hate it. Yeah, before he

(01:14:29):
watches it. Curious been super hyped. He said that himself, which is
one of the reasons he doesn't watchit. It's so weird, you know,
I don't know what he'll respond tothe movie. And I'm just super
curious because I have a really goodfriend who she called her brother the Dude,
and like they lived for this movie. They changed the way they spoke.

(01:14:51):
It was every reference, it wasevery everything, and it's been so
hyped up to the point of warship. I'm just so curious what Greg
would come imagine it would be asgood. But I do love John Goodman.
Yeah, he's always love him andeverything, so maybe automatically love.

(01:15:12):
Yeah, you could do the BigLebowski challenge. While doing the Big Lebowski
Challenge. What's that you ask?It is to drink a white right to
every album? You are a whiteRussian. I am one. You are
what you drink every time the dudeOkay, let's his face, Jeff Bridge.
Jeff Bridges drinks a white Russian.You drink one. And every time
he smokes a joint, you smokea joint. Oh god, it's about

(01:15:34):
twelve Russians in three joints. I'lldo the drink part the whole let's do
that. Take a puff, allright. You know, maybe you watch
Big Lebowski and you give us oneof those reviews some of because most a
lot of people, not most,but I mean there's a lot of people
who have seen it enough. Ithink it's one of those. Yeah,
it's one of those. Yeah,what do they call those? You know,

(01:15:57):
it's a cult classic, cold classic, thank you. Yes, Yeah,
it's one of the iconic it's one. Yeah, it's one of those
movies you know that this weekend.To me, Greg seems like one of
the Again my take, Greg seemslike one of the only people that I
know who hasn't seen it. Soit would be interesting to see a guy
who's never watched it. That's whatI'm saying. Give us the review though,
the way that Sea Bass would breakit down and give us that's it

(01:16:19):
suck. That's a good idea ofwhat I've never watched it all the way.
Were you talking about like a fullreview or yeah it sucked? Yes,
not talking about a full, comprehensivejust a one word review. Look,
you can piggyback on my great idea. I don't mind. I'll give

(01:16:41):
you all the credit? So whereis your page here? Where is this
screen? Stuff you like? Storedit? Does somebody own it? And
now it's up for auction. That'swhat I've never understood about these movie auctions
most somebody probably just probably combination ofthings. Actors, people abscond with stuff,
set designers dress. You look thatup in US scond. What the
hell is that? You know?People have ascon people steal stuff from set.

(01:17:08):
Yeah, that's that, damn it. You're right. Why bring abscond
into the mix? I get it. You have a word calendar day,
Good for you, abscon? Oh, good for you. That is a
great word. It's nice. Ye. So at some point you watch that,

(01:17:31):
Greg and I will I'll do I'lldo that real, So we'll get
that the review and I have thatgame. So it's a word association game.
And the way it's gonna work isI'm going to ask somebody here to
uh play along, like in otherwords, like I'll give you the words
too. Like let's just say,you know, Menace, gregor whoever Raby,

(01:17:54):
your word is abscond. And thenthe first the first thing that comes
to my yeah, words right,confused. So we'll give menace all the
words or whoever off the air,and then we'll get a contestant to call
in and we'll give them the samewords, and we'll see how many they

(01:18:15):
match. For everyone that they match, I'll give you a hundred bucks.
Whoa not you Menace? All right? I just use him as an example.
I don't care who it is.No, he doesn't get the money.
Oh yeah, menace doesn't get themoney. The listener gets the money.
Like it, all right? Thisis my buddy Eric. If I
sounded fun, all right, andhey it's a chance fordo, try chance

(01:18:35):
for you to win some money.Yeah, and just see how many of
these match up. Okay, right, but not you Menace? Not yeah,
no money, no money. You'realready on the clock, all right,
so we'll do that after the break. If you want to play eight
seven seven forty four, Woodie,that's eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
go ahead and give us a callthe show. We'll be back.

(01:18:59):
Okay. This is the first timeout on this game. And shout out
to my friend Eric. He producesa morning show in Houston and we talk
all the time, and he hada really good idea for this. I'm
not even sure if it's his idea. He might have like sallid or heard
it or whatever somewhere else. Ithought it was fun that you guys would
enjoy. It's like a like goodword association game. Right, And so

(01:19:24):
we have a contestant on the phone, ashure to call in. Let's say
I to Kevin. Then I'll explainit to everybody here. Hey, good
morning, Kevin, Kevin, goodmorning, good morning. All right,
you have a chance to win upto five hundred dollars here. Okay,
So the way it works is youget to pick who here in the studio
you would like to be your partnerfor word association. Your options are Ravy,

(01:19:47):
Greg, Menac Bass or Sammy.Let's do Greg, all right,
it's like dream for over. SoGreg, once you go into so you
can see us. Once you gointo bart studio to the window, and
then I'll wave you in Bord.Just make sure the show is off in
there, all right, So Gregis going into isolation. Now, Kevin,

(01:20:11):
I'm gonna give you a word.You just tell me the first word
that comes to mind. Okay,like you're hear the word, first word
that comes to mind. There's obviouslyno wrong answers and then what we'll do
is we'll bring Greg in, whohasn't heard any of this. He'll come
in, we'll give him the samewords, and for everyone that you guys
match up on, that'll be onehundred bucks. Okay, so you have
a chance up to five hundred dollarshere with word association. The first word

(01:20:38):
is hot Cheetos. You're matching withGreg, not Menace. I know I
should have picked men Thinking about that, all right, you can always change
it. Well, I guess that'sthe first one to say, right,
all right, yea. The secondword is jiggle. Can I say boobs?
Say whatever you want? Well boobs? All right, thank you?

(01:20:59):
So about curse words and stuff?Uh, needle word number three is needle
the red, the red. Okay. Word number four strap on it's actually
a good guess, all right?And then uh, word number five hungry

(01:21:27):
pizza. Okay, I think there'smatches in all right, there's some you
think it's some matches in there.All right, let's bring Greg back in.
I'm waving him in. Well,Greg's coming in. There's a secondary
game we can play. Because Menacewas writing down words, you're pretty easy.
Make sure Greg doesn't see mag Greg'sback in here now, Hi Greg,

(01:21:49):
Hi, all right, So Kevingave us his answers. I'm gonna
give you the same words, andthen we'll see how many you match with.
Okay, and I'm just telling you. The first word that comes to
mind, yeah, yeah, wordassociation. So I say this word.
First thing comes to mind is whatyou're ready? The first word is hot.

(01:22:09):
The first word that came to mindwas cool. That is not a
man, man, he said,cheetos. All right. Next next word,
jiggle, jiggle. The first wordthat came to mind was the first

(01:22:32):
thing that comes was what I said, boobs boobs. Word number three a
man needle shot. That's a goodone, he said, a thread.

(01:22:53):
They're both good answers. Sorry,Kevin, you're still in this. Sorry
Kevin. Right, next one,strap do it? Right? Do it?
I was gonna say, dil dodamn strap on? He said,

(01:23:14):
damn it. That's like in myhead. I was thinking, yes,
maybe I think maybe Greg's overthinking it. I don't think so. First thing
that came to mind he thought,strap on and then said vision like a
strap on. And then all right, Kevin, I'm sorry, Okay,
here we go. Last, well, I'll tell you what, I've just

(01:23:36):
made up a new rule. Evenif you go zero for five here,
I'll give you a hundred bucks.At least get a hundred bucks a chance
to went up to five hundred bucks. I wanted to be something in there
for the listener. The last wordis hungry. Hippo. Man, that's
another good one. He said,pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza,

(01:24:00):
random yeah, French rice. Well, Kevin, you got a almost yeah.
I mean it's an almost one.Yeah. I thought, you know,
and after she said boobs when hesaid boobs. When Kevin said that,
when he gave us his word,I thought, for sure, you
know what, I guaranteed that's agreat one because we all know how much

(01:24:23):
Greg loves boobs. Agreed, ButI was just thinking what the first thing
that came to mind, and Iwent with it, Yeah, Jello,
And I totally thought strap on it. Like when I said, here's the
thing, Greg, we would havehad a hundred bucks because the first thing
I thought when I, you know, the word jiggle, was jello.
Yeah, interesting, yeah, orlike I would all say fat, oh

(01:24:45):
yeah, I see that a lot. Okay, Well, Kevin, congratulations,
you got yourself one hundred Bucks.All right, Kevin, right,
thank you, thank you for listeningto the Woody Show. There's Kevin.
Everybody okay like the game? IYeah, that's fun. Yeah, that's
cool. Your friend came up withpassword. Yeah, so this is how
to make it work for the radio. This is something that we did with

(01:25:08):
each other, but now it's justwith the listening. Yeah. Word we
did a word association thing when wehad Gilbert Godfred and he was really funny
with it. He was awesome.Yeah these days where am I? I'm
kind of dead? More Woody Show. After at least one of these commercials
makes you a millionaire? Orgentizes youto reasterol starts Monday, Woody Show back

(01:25:31):
in a bit, can you pleasefocus? It's the Woody Show. Welcome
back, everybody. Heyo called youup at eight seven seven forty four.
Will he hit usup with the textover to two two nine eight seven.
I was uh just seeing this,uh right up about this chick. Fifty

(01:25:56):
two year old woman in Seattle abotched filler injections that rotted the flesh around
her nose so badly that one ofher nostrils fell off. Photo. Her
name is Christa Carson. If youwant to like Google image, I don't
filler injection. So she now wearsa prosthetic nostril that also functions as a

(01:26:19):
breathing device, and now has swornoff botox and filler while she continues to
recover from her facial mutilation. Don'tswear. I think if you'd lost a
nostril, you might don't kid,No, you'd want to make yourself look
better with botox. Fillers look amazingon some people if they do it right,

(01:26:40):
but then others they just overdo itand then it just inflates their face.
My wife was saying, I CarrieUnderwood, who I know, I
know the name, but she saidshe did something to her face. Well
she injured herself. Yeah really orsomething like I don't know and insane like
one hundreds that story. Yeah,yeah, because like she was like,

(01:27:03):
yeah, her, you know,I think she did like her you know,
she got the lip injections or whatever. But yeah, that's probably what
it is. Yeah, So thatwas like, uh, for that injury.
Yeah, wasn't just for vanity,Like she didn't show her face for
almost a year because it was that. It was Yeah, it was really
man. Yeah, yeah, solet's see we have the list here Greg

(01:27:23):
for you. Okay, the mostpopular plastic surgeries. All right, so
there were twenty six point two millionsurgical and minimally invasive procedures performed just here
in the country. Uh so farthis year. Okay, there's been a
nineteen percent increase in cosmetic surgery proceduressince twenty nineteen. The most common cosmetic

(01:27:43):
surgery lipos suction. Your dream,I'm not opposed to that though, is
brutal. Yeah. I know oneperson that got it and was just bedridden
for two weeks. Yeah, Imean at that point, just work out
for going to effecture. Everybody knowsthat. Talk about something looks brutal too,
Like you watch the procedure being done, like they're attacking. I've seen
it in the first person you did. Guy on our our show had it

(01:28:08):
because he had man boobs, mestre. I would love to do that.
That the procedure and it's it's yeah, they it's a metal rod and yeah,
my buddy just had it done andhe says it's awesome. It looks
like you're being stabbed to death.Does they do it more gently? How
is it they haven't improved on that? I know you want the I would

(01:28:30):
totally do that. You want production, and yes, make it all flat,
so light production the most popular,followed by breast augmentation. The top
non surg surgical procedure botox love it, followed by the acid fillers. That
scares me. Yeah, I supposelips aren't on there because I see that
every day now. Is obviously itlooks bad. Isn't that the that's the

(01:28:57):
that would be the jact, thenon surgical procedure stuff. That would be
the lip that's not surgical, rightright, Yeah, but some of the
fillers, if you do it properlyin the face, make you look thinner.
Ironically, The top five surgical procedureslibosuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck,
breastlift, eyelid surgery. So isn'tthat pretty much like a Mommy makeover?

(01:29:17):
They'll take all that. My motherhad an eyelid surgery. The surgeon
did an awesome job. But Ican see that one day I needed to.
Yeah, that Simon Cowell had wherehis eyes are all messed up.
Now, so you know our buddyMike the show killer, he had his
chin done, he had his eyesdone, like the picture he shot us,

(01:29:41):
like right after he had it done. Yeah, looks like he got
mugged. Yeah, the the rightafter did not look good. But he
looks really good. Chin looks goodnow. Yeah, what is it Matt
Rife or something? He had tohave got the rumor now? Right because
he's Matt Rife, comedian who's nowsold out for two years on account of
his hotness. Yeah, because there'sa bunch of video of him from being

(01:30:03):
a teenager on wild'ing out. Ifsomething happens now it is Josh this crazy
chisel, how's that happening? Ithink, Well, there's two things that
I would get done if I couldpenis enlargement, for sure, and then
I would get like if I losta ton of weight and I had to
have skin removed, I would dolike a skin removal thing. I mean,

(01:30:24):
you would have to other than that, Like I would never do anything
like uh not even botox or anykind of thing to the face or any
of that other stuff. I'm not. Yeah, yeah, but I really
wish they could perfect or like reallycome like that. We can do so
many things now. We could grownew organs, new ears, new all
kinds of stuff, like can yougrow me a new penis, Like,

(01:30:44):
can you something like there's got tobe something. Women can get whatever size
breasts they want. They can gettheir vagina plast he done, they could
do all. What about what aboutthe guys? Thank you about the penis.
Now on the other stuff here Ifound it's number five on the list,
the lip bop augmentations. Yeah.Yeah, so the neural modula modulator

(01:31:05):
injections, whatever the hell that is. I think that's the botox stuff,
right, that's that's number one,Acid fillers, number two, Skin resurfacing,
number three, skin resurface. Youcan do it with lasers and whatnot,
skin treatment combination lasers, sure,and then lip augmentation. I did
a laser thing on my face.Oh that hurt. Didn't do anything though

(01:31:27):
for a good while it did.You like those books they would have like
an like go get your hair cutlike great clips or whatever, like,
oh I want this haircut. Justhave a book and just point to the
penis that you want. Yeah,yeah, this is what I want.
Didn't we talk last year that therewas a penis transplant. You have like
a three D rendering of it.Let me see what it's gonna look like.
Yeah, Like have different prosthetics,like made up, like fake ones,

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so I can see how it feelsin the hand. Like when you
go to the slab yard, youpick a new counter. Yes, just
like let me pick my own haul. That's what I'm saying. Mass the Ja