The Woody Show April 8th 2024 Podcast

We Back!, Menace word of the day, High School Power Rankings & More! 

Episode Transcript

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Set. This is a dune tothe graphic nature of this program. Listener
discretion, is it lies my day? The Woody Show? This is the

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Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class isnow in session. E Good morning,

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everybody, morning, Welcome to Monday. It is April the eighth, twenty
twenty four, first day back fromour spring break spring I can't see.
Yeah, my mouth doesn't even work. We gotta warm it up, spring
break vacation. Back at it,full week ahead of us. Who was
excited? Right here we are TheWoody Show. Hopefully well rested. Everybody.

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Oh yeah, I'm oning. That'sRavy. Good to see you.
What good to see you? Rabels. There's Greg Gory, Good morning,
we got menace. What's up SeaBass? There's Sammy, Bort and Caroline
are here. There's our associate producerMorgan. She is our latest employee of
the month. Right before we wenton break, we awarded her that for
the month of March. So goodMorgan to her. We got Von our

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video producer. We got the phonesopen for you at eight seven seven forty
four, Woody A's eight seven sevenforty four, Woody. You can hit
us up with the text over totwo nine eight seven Coming up for you.
On the show this morning, wegot MENACE's word of the day,
speaking of you know, things notworking. Need to warm up, Menace,

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You're gonna have to like do somejumping jacks or something. I need
to learn words. Well I knowyou need to learn words, I'm saying,
but to give yourself the best chancebecause the last time, remember he
got it on the first one.I forget what the what the word was?
I already did too. So yeah, that's Do you have an exercise
routine, Menace at all? Likejumping jacks and like last exercise you actually

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did last exercise? I I guesssome like weights, like free weights.
Yeah he's doing what, like whatdo you do with them? I like,
yeah, I do like curls andthen like over my head and I
know I know what he's talking about. Oh so, Bory, this is
probably that that little like free weightthing that you have in your studio because
every once in a while, Yeah, walk in and Men's just kind of

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like tinkering with it. He's notdoing like a like a legit workout.
He's just kind of yeah, he'shad this since COVID times kind of come
in, grab it, start pumpingit around while around the studio. I
have one at my house too.That one is just the studio one.
Okay, yeah, it's such acommunal don't go pretty much at this point.
Anyone that comes in here starts usingit. Do you ever do any

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like a skull crushers like that?I've got a fifty five pounder in Oh
my god, that would crush immediately. All right, yeah, he will
hurt himself if I'm not going totry and lift it. Skull crush,
Well, we don't. Yeah,do you know what a skull crusher is?
Menace? It's the one that youput above your head right for your
triceps, so like you would layon a bench on your back, Greg,

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you know, he says, right, you know what I don't.
And you would take like you wouldhold the if it's a bar, you
know, like a little like afree weight, Okay, you would,
you would. You would hold itby like the one end of the weight
and you kind of have it behindyour head and just anger. And they're
called skull that works the hell outof your triceps. Actually, that's see
that that's what I actually like.Really, Yeah, did you know it's

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been hit me up? Non stopsince their visit here is Tony Hork.
Oh yeah, yeah, he dude, he sent me, dude, he
sent me yeah, dude. Hehe sent me this giant shipment of all
this stuff, like all that powerlife stuff that he's gone right right,
he sent me one of everything.Nice wo and yeah, so he's gonna

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like run me through, uh youknow, because it came while I was
on vacation. But he's gonna runme through exactly how to use all of
it and everything. That's super easy. But he's been on me about like,
uh, well, good, heyman, how's it going. Uh
did you move your behind and therest of your body in some way today?
Hey man? Anyway you can getthose steps in, that's all that

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matters any tonal time lately. Isaid, well, you know, I
did take a walk around the neighborhoodwith the dog before it started started raining
and stuff. And then you know, and then the rain and I had
been back into my my push uproutine. Remember I was doing like push
ups before the show would start,and so I would do like I do
like a set of twenty and thenwhen I find the time money, yeah,
and then when you do uh,when you have like a little bit

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of time making between stuff. Wegot a couple of minutes, I'll knock
out another twenty like so not notit can so by the end of the
day, I've done one hundred.That's good. Should we all start doing
that together? We can do Iknow, because then I'll stop doing Oh
I thought you said fifteen, notsixty. I thought that said fifty five.
But it is actually a sixty pounddumbbell. Yeah, I honestly I

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think he might blow out his back. He picks it up off the ground
of a bad feeling. Win usuallydude, he did stand up. Yeah,
yeah, ah, yeah, yougotta keep it back to keep it
back straight. Yeah you got you'redoing some rows rich. Okay, it's
a little bit heavy. Yeah,it's a little bit heavy. Yeah.
Sixties a lot sixties a lot dowith standard curl with it. Hell,

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that's what's crazy. Oh yeah,he'll hurt himself. Okay, sixty pounds.
Damn, I want to lose likeseventy pounds. You know, it's
weird because when you care, whenyou pick up a weight that's fairly heavy
like that, you think, wow, yeah, well, yeah, what
do you do with it? IfI lost sixty pounds right, Like,
yeah, it'd be like me rightnow carrying around that and I lose that,

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Like the difference in how that feels. That's what just did like an
Oprah moment on this podcast with likew he brought out how much weight he's
lost. Yeah, he's like pickit up or he had it in a
vest and put it on. Itwas crazy, all right, So menace
word of the day. Oh,this was this was big before we went

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on break. Remember I told youthere's that radio message board where all these
people shared different ideas and stuff.And this is a show in Michigan and
they do basically their version of theduy Q. I don't even think it's
a regular bit for them. Thisguy, he said he had just gone
to the strip club for the firsttime in years, and he recorded a
d uy q kind of bit witha stripper. Are you smarter than a
stripper? Are you smarter than astripper? The name of the show again

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is Omelet and Finster Mornings at theRock station w KLT in Traverse City,
Cadillac, Michigan. And I dohave a couple more questions, Okay,
yeah, right, so the bit'skind of really taken off so again asking
the question d YQ style here askingthe question and best This is fun because
you get to play because typically healready knows all the answers because he's doing

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the xt answers, but not theanswers themselves. But like whether or not
the stripper right, you actually getto play along. Here we go,
what is the line that goes aroundthe earth that separates the northern hemisphere from
the Southern hemisphere? Okay, sodo you think the stripper is going to
know it? Well, no,generic stripper, no way, I'm gonna

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say yes, Nope. Wouldn't thefirst grader get this? How many times
we said that? These two?Yeah, I'm going to go out on
the limit say no dog, allright, We're gonna start with, of
course, Menace and Sammy, whatis the line that goes around the earth
that separates the northern hemisphere from theSouthern hemisphere? Again on the on the

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count of three, want to practice? We tried this last time. Yeah,
so then we couldn't figure it out. We'll do a practice round.
Like on the count three, we'regonna say balloon okay, one, two,
three, bon okay said the balloon. It's going to be the answer
to that question. Are you ready? One? Two, three? All

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right? Yeah? Got at thattime it was a mess. Last time
it was now what All right?Here we go. What is the line
that goes around the Earth that separatesthe northern hemisphere from the southern hemisphere?
Equator? What did you say?Equator? Yes? No, oh got

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it. Next question, if anews said cost seven thousand dollars, how
much is that purb? All right? So boom yeah, all right,
say boob on the air, andI think you might think he said the
new said cost seven thousand dollars?How much is that perb? All right?

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So if a new set of seventhousand dollars, how much is that
per boob? Will the stripper knowit? Stripper math same time? Yeah,
answer, well, I don't thinkshe knows it. You don't think
she knows it. She got aquarter not proven adept at math true true?
Greg Gory, Oh no she willnow so yes, yes, Menas

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says yes, yes, all right, here we go. Next question,
if a new set of cost seventhousand dollars, how much is that purbse
Menace thirty five hundred dollars, Sammythirty five hundred thirty five hundred dollars to
see if she knows it. Ifa new set of costs seven thousand dollars,

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how much is that purpose? It'sabout three fifty three five three twenty
five. Oh wow, dumbit?All right, yeah, uh, here
we have time for another question.All right, will the stripper know it?
Why do we celebrate the fourth ofJuly? Oh? Okay, all
right, that's a note for her. Way she knows. Why do we

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celebrate the fourth of July? Rave? Oh no, no, greg no,
no mas, Sammy, Menace,she's super close, yes, slash
getting all right, So yes,Sammy, are you confident? Yeah?
Over thinking? Yeah? Basic tome. I would ask this question because

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it is too basic. Okay,well, here we go. Menace and
Sammy, why do we celebrate thefourth of July? Menace? When we
won the Civil War? When wewon the Civil War? I was wrong?
Are you serious to that? Yeah? Around independent Sammy, it's our
independent like independence day, our independencefrom England from Yeah, the British are

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coming all that, the Revolutionary warmShe's from Boston, of course, she
knows and things. The Civil War, the Civil War? Uh, the
North and the South. Okay,no, like the second I said,
it. I knew, oh,one of those, one of those situations.
Yeah, it was a British economyand stuff, all right and stuff.

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Yeah, let's see if the let'ssee if the stripper knows it,
why do we celebrate the fourth ofJuly because it's independence independence from from oh
my goodness, the other countries country? I mean kind of point half a

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point closer than me. Yeah,half win. She knew it was another
country? All right? One more, one more, thanks again to Omelet
and Finster. What Finster who didon this one? Yeah, it's there.
It's their version of the of theu i Q. And they did
share it just so you know.When they shared it on the board,

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they did say I recorded this,feel free to edit and use however you
see fit. I just thought youguys might find it fun. Then again,
giving proper credit to Omelet and Finster. A W K L T F
M in Michigan. All right herenext, last last question. Who's on
the five dollar bill? Okay,this is tough. Yeah, he'll know,

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Hell to the no. But astripper, right, I'm gonna go
right, stripper though, yeah,oh I get it. She has five
dollar bills? Right? Uh?No, she won't know, no menace.
This one is too say yes,she'll get it. Yeah, yeah,
all right, I'm gonna go tripleno triple now wow, buddy,

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all right, okay, well sheknows. Let's find out with Sammy and
Menace. First question, uh,same time, same time. Here's the
question, who's on the five dollarbill? Your answer on the count of
three one two three Lincoln Lincoln?Okay. Yeah, but they just did

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the same bit at a hip hopfestival, and they're asking the twenty dollars
bill, which I think was probablya little bit harder Hamilton, and then
like no one knew it. Yeah, yeah, did anybody have twenty bucks
on twenty? Jackson's the twenty Yeah? Oh Jackson is the twenty ten?
Ten? I'm all off. Yeah, Benjamin's ten. That's right, Benjamin,

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Benjamin. Can you oh you can'tdo that anymore? Well, you
would have failed. I can't dothat. About the underage sex track?
Yeah, who's on the five dollarsbill? George Washington? Well I knew
that was wrong. Damn. Shegot a president though, so wow eight
seven seven, Yeah, at leastyou got a president. I hits up
with that text over to two totwo ninety seven more what he shows next?

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And we are into another new hourinsensitivity training, free politically correct world
on this Monday morning. It's Aprilthe eighth, It's twenty twenty four.
Thanks for being here on Boddy.That's raving, Yeah, grank gory morning,
what menace? What up there?Sea Massa? Sammy's here, phones
are open eight seven seven forty four. That's eight seven seven forty four forty

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four Wooding hit us over the textover to two two nine eight seven?
How was New Zealand? Sea mess? How's your pie? Well Australia for
yeah, how's your legal part?The same thing? Yeah, it's anur
green country much like Australia, muchcloser to the US. I kind of
judge people on a not judge peoplehave observed to continue them between you know,

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Great Britain and the US and allthe countries of you know, the
queen are now King's reign in between, right and then where they fall in
that spectrum, and in New zealand'spretty damn close to America. How hot
were the sheep? That's the otherthing too, very unattractive people in generals?
Did you take zero's and zero?Oh my god, you know,
I know you did some cart andarguing there, but yeah, well,
because that's the that's the one.The thing that you go to New Zealand

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for. It's very small, it'sonly like five something million people there is
you go for ziplining, bungee jumping, and then since you know, the
early two thousands, you've gone toget a picture in front of a little
round door. That's why you goto New Zealand for it. So it's
it's their fall right now, right, Yeah, it's that. The thing
is because I think they're technically subtropical, so it's they never they are always

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within the range of like seventy fivedegrees to forty five degrees, never freezes,
never gets too hot, but it'svery lush, very nice in that
respect. It sounds dope, yeah, but it's just I think all the
hot people either moved to Australia theUS even just like even just browsing around
on the dating apses like really nothot. I'm just passing on everything.
Yeah, it's just a very noNew Zealand slams not even I maybe saw

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four like potential passable women there there. That's why there's I think they're so
close to the US. Is thata lot of their verbiage, even though
they they do have the accent,is very Closter Australian. It's not quet
day, but it's a lot oflike they they say, vitamin is that
a vitamin? Wow? I noticedthat this is so basically America. Other

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than driving on the wrong side ofthe road, it's it's basically America.
Wow, legal America. It's closeand it's not quite as hot as Hawaii,
but same sort of like tropical sortof stuff and that sort of thing.
I probably could go back anytime soon. Yeah, it's not great.
Yeah, just like what too lowkey for you? Or there's not a
lot unless unless you really love againziplining and its people say others like like

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you guys mentioned it's just it's sheepand cattle. They're not really, you
know, the food scene is verygeneric. It's just it's everything. You
know, it's Indian and Chinese andItalian and pizza and burgers and whatever.
Very just that's okay. You know, it takes a hell of a long
time to get there, hell along time to get back. It's a
lot of effort for ziplining. Niceof the excursion things. You know,

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it's fine, nice people as wemay or may not hear unfortunate looking.
But so I was on a RoyalCaribbean cruise and we were talking to this
couple. Uh, our kids arekind of sitting together for this water show
they do on board, which wasincredible. Really yeah, it's this They

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do a show called Hero and it'slike they dive in these little pools and
these little but I mean like likehide dive cruise ship. They're doing like
this tight wire walk over to thehigh dive just to dhigh dive off the
damn thing like it's windy on acruise show. Yeah, and anyway,
the show is really cool. Thepoint being I thought of sea Bass because

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these people are from Dubai and menaceshe wants to go to yes, no,
but you know where Sea Bass youknow? And Menace are talking about
and by the way, daily mentionof Japan talking about how it's like it's
the greatest country, clean everything else. They were saying, uh, And
they've lived a lot of different places. They've lived in New York for a
while, and whenever they said thatDubai and they've been to Japan a number

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of times, they said, Dubaiis cleaner than Japan, and Dubai is
on a on a mission over thenext five years to become quote the greatest
country in the world, and theywill do it. Yeah, oh yeah.
As far as like like they don'ttolerate any kind of law breaking.
Everything is absolutely can eat off thestreet. It's so clean, I think,
except that it's over one hundred degreesfor the majority of the year.

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Yeah, so that's great for them. I appreciate it. And you can't
drive, that's great safer. Theycan't dress no, man't get drunk,
can't be drunk in public. Haveyou been to Dubai, Yeah, I
think that is. You want toI've not been. I've been close to
going, but have not almost likea lot of stuff that you hear about

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Dubai. Oh you know, womendon't have rights and all that kind of
stuff that does affect I don't care. There's women, there's women on social
media. They are like all liketattooed up and all that kind of stuff,
and there they're locals, and like, yeah, a lot of stuff
that you hear about Dubai is nottrue. And go, here's me walking

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around Dubai. Here's all my tattoos. I'm not covered up. So I
don't know what is actually true.Sounds according to can't vote, drive,
own property, work, or getan education. But then like everything they
say like in the like kind oflike Hong Kong, Like Hong Kong is
different than me mainland China, rightright, it's different for expats or people

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like what people say at least onsocial media that lived there. It's it's
way different than outside of Dubai.Well, I have a new dream to
be a woman in Dubai. Belike, oh I don't have to go
to school. I would, Idon't have to work. I mean I
would do it, but you knowI'm not allowed. I don't have to
drive. Cool Craig, weren't thegaze like kind of like on the fence

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about like gay marriage, some somegays like because the ones who were together
with somebody for a long time didn'twant it. And when it was illegal
for gay gay people to get toget married, it was a lifelong excuse.
Yeah, you were able to sayto like this person like, no,
baby, I love you so muchand I would marry you today.
However, and then all of asudden, because I remember when that law

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we were living in San Francisco atthe time, and they passed Proposition eight
or whatever was at the time,and it went through, and uh and
uh, there were some pretty upsetgay people. Not all obviously, the
majority was very excited, but therewere some like damn it, because there
was the like, man, Iwonder how gay you can be in Dubai.
I don't. Probably not that gay. Probably not that gay. It

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is illegal, like dudes watching Danceto the Stars gay, probably okay,
Probably not out in the streets,gay guys sharing a dessert, that's probably.
But again I don't. I don'tknow, dude, I don't know
what true not true? Because Isee a lot of gays going to Dubai.
But here's what I wouldn't do,like not being sure, I wouldn't
go there and see what I cando, you know, likes like I

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want to know what I wouldn't know? Black and white? What can you
do? What can you not do? Because like the thing about going international,
what's going to get me stoned?And yeah, I mean you should
do that for any country. True, very true. But something tells me
Dubai is probably little bit more hardcorethan some others when it comes to stuff
that you probably wouldn't even think twiceabout, Like I wouldn't oral on my
hotel balcony, right, you makesure elsewhere, you know, so I

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couldn't rent a car there if Iwent on vacation. I think it is
differently men. It's saying for peoplewho are not yeah they have a little
looser But again, why even worryabout that? Why that? Oh god,
can I have an open beer inpublic? Can't? Oh crap?
Like why even have to deal withthat whole con Like I didn't have to
deal with that when I was inNew Zealand R. Not as clean of
course because it's basically America that Idid have a nice time, but again

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I don't have to worry about beingin prison because I'm there with Mario.
You just quite sure, right,were there with Mario? Dude, this
Royal Caribbean ship that we were on, Symphony of the Seas, it was
fantastic. That water show sounds awesome. Well, the water show was great,
but I mean, he went toa water show. I thought you
would hear the word water show.The reason I went. Reason I went.

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I was kind of exploring the shipone night and I was like,
oh, I heard like thirty secondsto mars on Kings and queens, what
the hell's going on over here?And then you just gravitated. Well because
part of the water show, anduh, the few minutes that I saw
while I was standing, I'm like, oh, that's actually pretty cool.
So wow, yeah, well it'sit's not a just what they were doing,

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like just the physically the stuff thatthey were doing was pretty wild.
Sometimes it's hard to walk on thedeck of a cruise ship, imagine doing
the tight rope. But the shipwas so big up until a couple of
years ago, I think it wasthe largest cruise ship in the world.
Right for folks who were wondering,it's not that new one that's the icon,
right, But it turns out thatone's barely bigger than this one.

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It's by like I don't know,I think like a hundred feet, which
it's significant, but not you know, I'm not sure you're really gonna notice
that, but it's already that huge. The same as this area called Central
Park. And you're walking through thisand you're like, this is a boat,
you know, because there's like tenthousand like trees and plants and everything,
and it takes looks the entire middleof the ship that's like from deck

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eight and there's this is like atwenty deck ship. You're on deck eight
walking through this. There's these bigtall trees is right in the middle of
the ship. You think you're likein an actual park, all right,
don't laugh at me. It's insane. Real yes, yeah, real trees.
Ah yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like I've never been in a
shown that big. And then it'ssurrounded by restaurants like all around the circle,
like Jamie Jamie Oliver, like thenaked chef guy had a place there

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that was really good. They hada fantastic steak out. The food was
amazing. Anything guy here he brandedor no, no, Carnival, It's
definitely Carnival. No fist fights,no, no, no, But I
tell you man, it was.It was impressive, Like the ship itself
is impressive. Are you water showguy? Now? Water show? You

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have those friends who are lava cakepeople. They look for the best.
He's like, I'm going on awater tour tour, what's the water show
like? But we already booked twomore cruises? Nice on the cruise?
What's up? Did you do iton the cruise? Yeah? We did?
Yeah, yeah, because they theygave me every time too when I'm

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on there. Did you buy anyterrible artwork? Speaking of how many Peter
Max paintings? I did buy asweet new watch though. Look at that.
You got one of those suckers forwatching. Yeah, yeah, I'm
a watch guy hero. I seethose ads like, oh, here's Connor
McGregor with the news sake. Whateverthe hell I'm what was the situation of
the casino? Is massive? Reallymassive? Is the casinos on the ships

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are usually kind of small? Thisone huge, tiny, huge, sweet
the biggest non casino casino that Ithat I've seen. Did you go on
any short excursions? We did?Uh? You go to different countries people,
Wow, well, I mean it'sowned by Royal or least by a

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Royal private islands. Yeah, thatand that was really cool. If you
go on a Royal Caribbean cruise,make sure it includes it is called Perfect
Day co Coae. I think it'suh, I've been there. Yeah,
it's really nice. They got thelike huge big adult only areas if you
don't want to be among the riffraft and the kids and everything else.
And it was it was very verycool, speaking of places that are basically
America, you don't have to deallikes. Okay. Yeah, we were

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supposed to go to Haiti and theysomehow cancel that. They canceled that.
No, they switched it to aPerfect Day This this private island. They
got control over this place. Butthe kids loved it. My kids are
fourteen and eleven. It was perfectfor them and so very cool. Not
a sponsor, but they definitely couldbe. I've never I'd never been on
a Royal Caribbean cruise before and itwas it was great, so great.

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With book two more nice, we'regonna go over actual Christmas this year.
Rules We've never done that before,you know. But the kids are to
the ages now, if you knowwhat I mean, where we can do
stuff like that and be gone foractual Christmas. Yeah, and then I
booked another one for not this Thanksgivingbut the following Thanksgiving. Girl, oh
fun. Yeah, he become acruise guy. Now I've sailed ten million

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mile. We did sit next toone of those guys at one of the
restaurants, right, thirty Royal CaribbeanCruises. Nice. I mean that's a
nice start, right, I don'tknow, but he was bitching about Yeah,
I forget what status I am.I've been on ten really Yeah?
Yeah, it was it, dude, it was it was great. It
was great. Want vacation good,it was good. Didn't get sick.

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It's like the first vacation in eightyears that I wasn't sick. It was
fantastic, amazing. Yeah, youdidn't really go anywhere right now. Uh,
that is typically used to be theguy who, like, if we
had two days off to go tolike Paris. I won a couple of
different places. I was on theplane a couple of times. He didn't
go to a grocery store opening,yes, no, no, not the
opening I went to opening him adiso. But I went to U the

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h TV that we're talking about,two story story. Yeah, it was
a new one. It was anew one. That's grocery store in Texas
chain. Yeah, okay, Texas'sthe grocery Okay, thank you er over
three hundred and eighty locations sponsor.That's what you did for your vacation.
You went to a grocery store.No, no, that was one of
my Wait you got on a planeto go to a grocery store. Yes,

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no I didn't. I went tomultiple things. He was would you
do I want that? I wentto Palm Springs, I went to resorts.
Yeah, it was the highlight.I think the highlight was maybe the
barbecue at the grocery store. Andthen I hung out with some listeners.
I had to do some work stuff, hang out. I got paid to

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hang out some listeners. Yes,no, I didn't get paid really on
one of them. Yeah, oneof them. I did two work related
things. What are you going backto traveling? I'm kind of like,
uh, it kind of weirds meout when we have a vacation. Now
menace isn't going somewhere and it's thisway the last what are you talking about?
I went to Italy and Barcelona.Yeah, I did that. Yeah,

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that was the Yeah, it wasChristmas one. Yeah, okay,
I remember he got he paid attention, that was only spent the night and
had to go fly. He lefthis cruise ship. He texted me.
He's like, I didn't know youwere going to go to this place,
like over vacation. I go,dude, I said it on the air.
Yeah. Oh he hasn't listened toYes, what he's ear done,

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are thinking for a long time.But previous vacation, Yes, I was
in Barcelona, and this upcoming vacationthat we have, I plan on going
somewhere all right, Yes, toanother grocery store. Yeah, newis Dollar

(29:19):
General. It's a skyscraper. Yeah, do you have anything anything? You
know? One some money gambling andtook in tons of sporting events. It
was awesome. Let's take the breakand then I want to come back and
Ravey can tell her story. Sheshared with me. She she texted me
something pretty crazy happened through her atthe casino. We're not talking about that.

(29:41):
She didn't lose, so that's notthat's not the crazy story, like
something really crazy. Actually, yeah, it's true. Yeah, security got
involved. Oh, no, I'mgonna leave you with that world star.
Yeah, so we're gonna take aquick break and then Raby's crazy casino story.
Next year on the wood He show, ones are open eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie hit us upwith the text over to two to nine

(30:03):
eighty seven. They show We'll beback in a sec. Welcome back its
show all right? So right forthe break, Baby I had mentioned that
the over her vacation, she wentto the casino and she wants some money.
Greg, I just cannot believe.It isn't that crazy. That is

(30:25):
so rare. But that reminded methat earlier in the week, Braby had
hit me up saying, Man,the craziest thing just happened to me at
the casino. And I said,what'd you lose? All right, yeah,
it would be crazy and then uh, and then she told me the
story. It's actually pretty wild.Well, it occurred to me. I
hadn't gambled at all this year,so I wanted to spend a couple of
days on the strip. So that'swhere I was doing some gambling. Just

(30:48):
a hot tip for everybody. GoldfishDeluxe was paying off. It was because
this story involves Goldfish Deluxe and forfolks, No, no, that's a
that's a slot machine for all day. Yes, no it's not. It's
for everybody, all right. Soone of the things I wanted to do
when I was there was check outthe Fountain Blue brand new Resorts. Yeah,

(31:11):
had never been in there. Itis way down at the one end
of the strip near the strat soit is way down there, basically like
a kind of across from Circus Circus, so that's and Resorts World that area.
So I go into the Fountain Blue, right, and the first thing
you notice is how immense and howsparkly and shiny it is. You also

(31:33):
notice how many people are not inthere, so basically huge. Right,
Yes, it's nowhere like you're saying, it's nowhere near foot traffic, right
exactly. So it started off withme walking through this immense lobby with just
employees in there, like nobody waseven checking in, Like you wouldn't even
know you're in Vegas. But thefloor is so clean that all you hear

(32:00):
are my sneakers swinging like the wholeway, which was hilarious. It looks
like a regular hotel from the outside, really it does. It does so
they like a mall, like,so the bottom floor is the gaming floor,
then the second floor is like allthe restaurants in the theater, and
then third floor is like the cluband then the pool. I was only

(32:20):
on the casino floor, so youknow, walking around the casino, it's
relatively quiet. Whatever machine you wantto get on, you can get on.
So it was like up and downand then back up and then back
down, and so, you know, kind of like a typical gambling thing.
Then I found some Goldfish Deluxe noie, so I play. Now one

(32:40):
of the hardest things in any casino, as you know, Greg, when
you have a ticket that you wantto cash out, it's really hard to
find where you cash them. SeeI wouldn't even know where to find one.
It can be really difficult. Soyou've got these couple of gold Fish
Deluxe together. But then the cashout spot was like kind of across the

(33:05):
floor where I was like, youreally had to walk to get there.
So I was playing the one onthe right and it didn't really I put
a Hondi in there, nothing,oh I know, So I'm like,
you know what, I'll play theone on the left. I'd been there
about an hour and a half,I'm like, oh, I think I
got a pretty good idea of whatthe Fountain Blue is all about. I'm
gonna play this one on the leftand then I'm gonna get out of here.

(33:29):
And so I play the one onthe left, get it up to
like three hundred bucks of course,just a couple of years, and I'm
three and forty cents to be specific. And so then I walk across the
floor to where the cash out thingis and I cash it out and I
turn around. There's a giant manprobably a foot and a half taller than

(33:53):
I am, well everybody is six. Yeah, he's like six foot five,
gets right in my face, youstole my money, yelling you stole
my money, with this thick accent, you stole my money. Like what
what are you talking about? Youstole my money? I want my money

(34:15):
back? What like yelling so random, not like threatening me with violence,
but definitely yelling and definitely convinced thatI stole his money. Just give it
back, That's all I want.I just want my money back. Like,
dude, I don't have your money. What are you talking about?

(34:35):
What is happening? I'm like,you know, the casino floor is not
that busy. I'm like looking aroundfor like the hidden camera show. Yeah,
I just want my money back orI getting security, Great, go
for it. And that's what Isaid. I'm like, either get security
or I'm walking away. I'm like, get security then, because I said
security is going to show that Idon't have your money, said there's cameras

(34:59):
everywhere. Well I don't speak goodEnglish, kid, and I'm like,
what does that have to do withanything? I would think I was on
a hidden camera show. Like Iwasn't yelling at him because I was like
in such shock was So security comesover. So as we were waiting for
on security, he keeps looking atme with just hatred in his eyes,

(35:22):
like how can you live with yourself? In my country? Women no vote?
Like over and over, how canyou live with yourself? I'm like,
I'm living with myself just fine,fella. And so security comes over
and a bunch of employees because they'renot doing anything else, so basically they

(35:45):
separate us. And so I'm tellingthis employee Mary Jane MJ for short,
where I was and what I wasplaying because I can't because I could clock
at all. I said, Iput the HONDI in this machine didn't win
an anything. Put a HOUNDI inthis machine won three hundred dollars and forty
cents. Went to cash it out. Now what I was able to glean

(36:07):
from everything that was happening was thisguy left a machine with one hundred and
twenty dollars in it and went tohelp his wife, but left that money.
And because I had to go acrossthe way to cash out, I
was cashing out buy the machine wherehe had left the money. And when

(36:29):
he so, he assumed and Iejected it, turned around and cashed it
up. So this wasn't somebody thatyou were like gambling next to. No,
I wasn't anywhere to near him.That's why it's important to note in
the story you have to walk acrossthe casino want to cash out. My
question is like, if you havemoney in the machine like that, why
would you get up and leave it? Because there's something more cash out people.

(36:49):
We really underestimate the obliviousness of somany people. So basically they you
know, check the computers. Itall clocked out like I said it did,
and then the cameras absolutely showed somebodyejecting it. He ejected his one
hundred and twenty dollars. Woop,they're not going to turn around and catch
it right there. Yeah, soMJ said, you're good to go,

(37:14):
like, no kidding an apology first. I would have demanded an apology.
Yeah, but he was still surroundedby security. I'm like, at this
place, I'm out. Yeah,I don't want to correct you. But
it's like Fontaine Blue, whatever itis, I don't care. I think
I never stepping foot in there again. I think it's pronounced never going there
again, never steping foot in thereagain. I don't care. What though

(37:38):
the employees were very good like itnever really escalated escalated on his part.
He was pissed, but he wasthe idiot in this scenario. That's what
he gets for getting up and walkingaway. What can you live with your
snything easily? Yeah, I'm good. Can he live with his regret?
How could have been in fraid ofa guy like handcuffed through jail? That

(38:00):
would have been as will be rightback show. Well, since we're talking
about traveling vacation, here's what thesome for menace? Yes is of the
world? Whose is bigger? Ohright, alrighty know this list? All

(38:22):
right? American dudes or British dudes. British US dudes barely five point four
inches. This is at full attentionby the way, Yeah, five point
four inches for Americans, five pointtwo for BRITSKA all right, Australians or

(38:45):
Mexican dudes. Who's got the biggerwong Australia, Sure, Mexicans really five
point eight seven inches at full attention. Australians house their pie at five point
seven inches. That's how it is. You're starting low because the only ones
I noted the top ones all youcare about? Or Italians? Who's got

(39:07):
the bier wing the French six pointtwo inches, Italians six inches flat?
Okay, bigger than either British orAmerican dudes, flat ones? Right like
pasta. Now, men in Ecuadorhave the biggest penises in the world.

(39:29):
This is like yeah, with anaverage erect length of nearly seven inches.
They crushed in sunshine. Right,they have summer penis all the time.
I forgot about that. Let's proveit right there, Yeah, looking forward
to it. Who's got the tiniest, oh, the tiniest a full rod?

(39:51):
They are only four inches. It'sgotta be nk right. Cambodian men
Camponian no bone four inches jeez.I guessed that researchers found countries with higher
obesity rates tended to have smaller members, which could explain the distribution of the
fat tissue, you know. Butyeah, look at you men in Ecuador

(40:13):
seven inches fully rotten, nice,nice going. Yeah, but then I
knew that it's the oldest news ofthe center. I knew Ecuador was number
one. Yeah, well, doyou like read up on it or is
it a Google alert? I thinkI did google it once, and yeah,
Ecuador was at the top. IMsurprised Norway, Sweden, Finland because

(40:35):
the people are so tall. Youthink that would apparently that's a that's a
myth as well, well, notdirectly, but on on average, it's
got to be true. I mean, there's you bigger everything when you're taller.
Look at Shack, Yeah, lookat check look at his feet.
Okay, but let's see the feet, the hands, all that stuff is.
But on average, but you wouldthink that if the feet and the

(40:58):
hands thing don't equate, why wouldeverything else equate? Not one to one,
I'm saying, but in general it'sgot to be you would though,
because I mean, they wouldn't necessarilyhave bigger lips or a bigger nose or
anything due to their height. Yyou do, well, it's proportional to
the proportional over up. Yeah exactly. Yeah. Imagine like some big tall,

(41:19):
like just a big guy like Shack, but you got like a micro
penis. Wouldn't that suck? Yeah? I think that'd be pretty bad.
Yeah, because everybody just assumes yougot to have like a monster hawk,
you know. But oh no,that is not proportional, not proportionately.
Looking at the Cambodia and the lowestthe smallest penises average male height five foot
three all rights four inch. Wang. Yeah, this is so we made

(41:46):
it back from vacation. Also,clearly none of us won the power Ball.
One point three billion dollars over theweekend went to someone in Oregon locking
a winning ticket. March Madness endstonight with the men's final battle of number
one seats for due in Yukon.The women's final was yesterday, South Carolina,

(42:07):
your winner. And everybody's been talkingabout the ninety nine cent only stores
shutting down all three hundred and seventyone locations. Now I had to read
you there. Quote from the CEOhis statement quote unfortunately because it includes a
man. There's a statement or there'sa some language in here that I'm so

(42:28):
tired of hearing. Okay, ohboy, the world we live it though,
that's the world we live in,yep is one that like, that's
the big thing. Now. Youtalk to any mancher whatever it used to
be, it is what it is. Yes, But their new way of
saying that now is well, it'sthe world we live. No. No,
No, that's you not challenging anybodyor asking the question when you when
you say, hey, are weable to do X, y Z,
or I propose that we whatever itis, they go no, it's not

(42:52):
going to wait, And then Igo, why that's the world we live?
At least I'm asking why they're notasking to the people above them,
because whenever I go over someone's whichI do quite often, that's the only
way to do it. You neverask a question of a person who can't
give you the yes. If theyhave to go to somebody else, that's
who you go. Can you justgo directly to now? You can you
can politic at first, right,you can go and you know, follow

(43:15):
the chain of command or whatever,whether or not. But when that person
is nothing but a pussy who willnever ask the person above them. Well,
then you just cut them out ofthe mix all together, because otherwise
you're gonna get nowhere. Yeah,there's a reason they're in middle management and
they stay there. We had thismassive fight. I did, had a
massive fight over this billboard that wewanted to put up, and uh and
and the people everybody below No,no, no, And then I went

(43:37):
to the CEO of the company.He originally said no, even though he's
the top guy. I did sendhim a text. I said, since
when did you become such a giganticpussy? That's a good text. Now,
now I have a relationship with thisperson. It's not like all of
a sudden out of nowhere, I'mtexting this guy whatever. Like we do
have that kind of relationship where youknow, I can be directly. But

(44:00):
guess what, it was a fight. It was a back and forth and
the whole thing and asking just toreconsider and making your point and guess what
we got the stupid billboard. Yeah. Yeah, And just because you know,
nobody ever wants to ask why orchallenge just say hey, well,
what's the reason behind that? Andusually it's something they just don't want to.
They just don't want to, Like, you know, they don't want
to try. They don't want totry, and so they give it.

(44:21):
Well, that's the world we livein. That's not an answer. I
hate ye see, yeah it is. That's like I'm a turtle on my
back. I'm not even gonna try. And every ding it seems to me
as you talk about this, anytimeI go even to like entry level people
like any any amount of effort tofind something for me or to do something.
Like I was picking up a packagethat I we were on vacation.
I had it dropped off at thelocal FedEx place. I show up with

(44:44):
my ID. Oh it might notbe here. Oh it's not under your
name. Really keep it for fivedays? Like, no, it's here,
No, it's here. She gaveshe five different times. Wanted not
to do her job and go inthe back, and I guess what it
was right in the back, Iknow, but she wanted to leave that
store when I walk in. Shewanted me to leave because she didn't want
to do her job. Yeah,that's what they do. And you know

(45:04):
what, and the way things are, people are just afraid. They're afraid
they're going to lose their job.Even if they ask a question like that,
you know, like, oh,hey, any any particular reason why,
like, hey, can we figureout a work about or a compromise
on this, They don't even wantto put their neck out on that.
They forget who they were to getthe position they were in the first place.
They were probably somebody a little bitmore aggressive. They were just the
person sitting there quietly. Nobody wouldknow who the who they were. They

(45:28):
would have never even rose to thetop to be considered for a position like
that. But then all of asudden they get that position. They forget
who that person was, and thatthere they're playing defense to not lose their
job. And when you're playing notto lose, usually lose eventually, Yes,
eventually. Anyway, So what didhe say that made you so any?

(45:49):
Okay? Macro economic headwinds is thenew headwinds. I don't know why.
It irks me, like just thoseIt's just gives me a douche chill
I get angry about it's just like, oh god, yeah, So,
the CEO of the ninety nine centsStore says, Unfortunately, the last several
years have presented significant and lasting challengesin the retail environment, including the unprecedented

(46:10):
impact of the COVID nineteen pandemic,shifting consumer demand, rising levels of shrink,
people stealing, oh of shrink shrinthLike that's a yeah, because I
would have thought the cheaper stores wouldbetter. I see. That's why I
think this is a little crap.I mean, the rumors were saying like
a lot of their money was mismanaged, uh, possible persistent inflationary pressures,

(46:36):
and other macroeconomic headwinds, all ofwhich have greatly hindered the company's ability to
operate. It makes no sense.It really doesn't. Because if everything is
a trillion dollars at the right otherstores go there. I've been walking down
a regular grocery store aisles and I'veheard people say, how the hell is
this so much like people exclaim thisout just to yeah, we show up

(46:58):
at the same store. It's wild, always yelled that out time vortex.
What is going on? It iswhat it is? You know, it'mic
Edwin. It's the world we livein. Still, what do you go?
I was talking during that last segmentabout this fight about a billboard.

(47:21):
We have a new billboard campaign.If you've been on our Instagram. You've
seen it. They're all over LAand Orange County. Uh. Some some
oldies, but goodies like you'll probablyhate it. One says, Uh,
there's a couple of the other onesthat have been out there before, but
we have a bunch of new ones, including one that says, and it
has our logo on it, andit says another public nuisance that George Gascon

(47:42):
won't do anything about. Right,And by all accounts, it's the favorite
around here, not just the peopleon the show, but the people in
the hallways everything else. Oh forsure. We get to uh now where
it has to go up the corporateladder, and they go, no,
we can't run that one. Yeah, And I go, why now,
this is our market presidence guy Paul, he's a new guy, and he

(48:04):
goes, well, uh, youknow, it's just it's it's too divisive,
like divisive. Everybody hates this guy. Well, no, he survived
to recall election. Go on,ye, And I said, but like
people are fed up, and it'sjust kind of funny. We're a public
you know, we're saying that we'rea public nuisance. He won't do anything
about, no, I know.And then he set it up the corporate

(48:24):
ladder. And then a couple ofother guys said, well, you know
we could be seen as racist.Racist. I'm like racist, how well,
because you know, the people whowhose policies he benefit the most from
his policies are people who are incarceratedin UH stats show that the minorities are

(48:45):
incarcerated at a higher rate than anyother than white people. And so they're
I'm like what you are like really? Oh my god. I'm like,
well, you know, we justcan't get boycotted. I'm like, a,
by the way, we've been boycottedbefore, and it's the greatest thing
that's ever happened. Yeah, nevergotten more coverage. Yeah, because people
who have no idea about the show, who have never listened to show,

(49:07):
all of a sudden now they're awareof it. Yeah. So anyway,
this is a big thing. AndI go, man, why I told
you about the text to send thistext out? Like, you know,
since when is it? What ifwe become such gigantic pussies. I'm like,
this is totally local, it's completelyon brand. Everybody loves it,
and I don't understand what the bigdeal is. And so they go,

(49:28):
well, we'll set it around thehorn again, and I appealed to the
CEO and finally, I'll give thenew guy, Paul some credit, because
he stepped in and he really hadour back. And so we, after
a lot of back and forth anda lot of arguing and name calling,
you know, we got the billboardapproved and so now it's up there.
So if you see the another publicnuisance that George Gascon won't do anything about,

(49:51):
just know that was a huge fight. Here's an after hours voicemail that
we got. Hey, guys,I was driving down gloom and over here
in Compton and I saw your newthis billboard regarding Georgia Gaffstone and the public
nuisance said that he'll do nothing aboutit, and I just had the lastin
of my bands. That was freakinghilarious. You guys are awesome. Keep
it up. I hope you guysget another ten years out of this thing.

(50:15):
I've talked to you guys later,all right, I say. And
that's been the reaction every time we'veshown that billboard anybody. Yep, that's
why I got. Yeah, that'swhat they say. They love it,
and they go, well, youknow, I think with billboards you could
talk about that on the air.But the thing with the billboards is that
you know, people could take apicture and share it around like that's the
good. Oh no, so god, if you see all of our billboards,

(50:36):
please take a picture and post iton Socialist Picture. You tag us
all that fight, let us knowthat it was actually worth it. And
we are into another new hour insensitivitytraining for a politically correct world. It's
Monday morning. We're back from ourspring break vacation. Yeah, everybody made

(51:01):
it back in one piece. That'sgood. Yeah, here we are,
and uh, we got to phonesomething for you. Eight seven seven forty
four. It's eight seven seven fortyfour. Wooding. Hit us up with
the text. You can send thatover to two to nine eight seven.
We're gonna start this hour with themenace word of the day. This is
this what's for menas again? Holdon, there's Gregg's all right, rewarded

(51:27):
a calendar and we give menace apage from that calendar. It's got the
word on there, it's got thepronunciation guy theres he calls the pronunciation guide
and it's got a couple of definitionson there, and also the used in
a sentence. Oh, the sentencesthat he has to reforce, and we're
going to add hopefully another word tohis vocabulary. Now, the last time
we did this, he he nailedthe pronunciation on the first try, which

(51:52):
was great, right, the gatesin it. The sentence was ridiculous.
Right, yeah, that's right.So anyway, the menace word of the
day. Okay, all right,and menace you all focused up? Yes,
all right? What is today's wordof the day? Aneurysmay look at

(52:15):
that voice? What's up? Allright? Now, what's the what's the
definition? Did you did you?Did you look at the sentence before or
the definition before you give us thepronunciation? No? No, he literally
just opened it. He could readthat fast. Come on, yeah,
all right, what's what's the definition? Uh? The definition is an abnormal

(52:38):
blood filled the plague of blood vesseland especially in artery, resulting from weakening
as from disease of the vessel.Wall. Now that word that he said
was plague. Curious where you gotplay? Try that word again? Uh?

(53:01):
Pluge plug b U l g Eb U l g E got it?
All right? You don't have youdon't. That's for the audience to
know. Bulge, bulge, bulgebefore you worked it out. I'm not
sure you got plaguey? Yeah,okay, yeah got it, nail,

(53:29):
So try that one more time fromthe top. An abnormal blood filled a
bulge of blood vessel and especially inartery, resulting from weakening, as from
disease of the vessel. Wall goodbulge of a blood vessel Okay, used
in a sentence, the word againis aneurysm. Alright. When Menis tries

(53:52):
to pronounce simple words, his pupilsdilate and I gloss over, eyes gloss
over, combined with the balderdash comingout of his mouth, many physicians have

(54:13):
incorrectly identified this phenomenon as an aneurysm. Worry not, he just just what
worry not? He just starred usin his brains, saw us in his
brain, so worry not. Hejust has us in his brain like has
I don't know he's looking I thinkhe's looking ahead to look ahead. See

(54:38):
there's any bigger words in there.We just get over like out of conjunctions,
but simple verbs. That was Kaiserhealth news. By the way,
love Kaiser shout to Kaiser forbid.All right, so the word for today
is gay job throst things on themenace scale. That was excellent A lot.

(55:04):
I don't think a lot of peoplethink about what it actually means yours,
I'm having an aneurysm, Like,what is that? It's abolog Yeah,
it's a plan, it's a plague. Blood, I got a wouldn't
something really bad be happening if you'rehaving That's scary? It's so scary,
you know, aneurysm symptoms. Besides, what are there symptoms? Besides what

(55:29):
we just heard. No, isn'tjust out of nowhere. No. I
think some people know in advance thatthey have one, right, because it's
not just vomiting head egg vomiting notyeah, yeah, double bit, especially
in the brain. Especially, isthat the one where you just dropped dead?
Yeah, potentially sometimes that's our friendRobin, right. And then this

(55:49):
other woman that I was really goodfriends with, another promotions director, Robin,
this woman that we worked so,she was a promotions director. And
this other woman, Abigail, anotherpromotions director. They both died of the
same thing, just top of nowhereaneurysm. Damn. That is like a
high stress job. But Robin neverseemed like she was stressed. But I
think she's actually high a lot ofyea time, she had a little side

(56:14):
business. But you know, beforeeverything was legalized, she was doing brownies
and cookies, and those brownies shegave me a cake once, Dude,
I thought, oh, I'm goingto the hospital cake. Yeah. All
right, So we're gonna take thebreak, then we come back. Sea

(56:34):
Bass has something for us. Whatdo you got here? Seabet? What
did you do? The word ofthe day made me think, and we
talk about how Mens's school system hasfailed him allegedly. Well that's what we're
going to investigate next, because Iwent I looked up, well, what
is MENACE's school system? Right?How many kids are they graduating? Et
cetera, et cetera. And thenI thought, well, what about the
rest of this room. We gothalf a Menace and a bunch of these
people. I mean, sure,Sammy's right here, So I've got I

(56:57):
have the official rankings of everyone's schoolsystem. So we're gonna see, as
you know, does does want pointa to point b? Really interesting?
Okay? So who had like,uh the best school over school? It's
like, will Menace and Sammy's bethe worst of everybody? Famous alumni?

(57:17):
Okay? What kinds of stuff?All right, So we'll find out that
if you have any guesses as towho had the best and the worst school.
This is from where we graduated,right, yes, this is and
also are these all they're all publicschools, so all things are equal.
Well, it's funny, that's correct. I think everyone on staff went to
public school except for me. Oh, you didn't go to school, of
course, not because you were homeschooledhome until high school and then he went

(57:40):
to But I thought you went tothe public high school and he went to
the boys a kids. I wentto all dudes. Yeah. Bro,
As we've said, he doesn't doit because number one, it's a great
public that's a great private high school. But it's also three blocks from my
house, so it's an easy putfor my parents. All right, Well
we're gonna get to that next.If you have any guesses who's got the
best who's got the worst in theroom, go ahead and text over to

(58:01):
two to nine eight seven. Willbe right back, coming up next to
The Woody Show. I don't know. I can't predict the future, but
maybe it'll be something like, ohyeah, wow, it looks so much
bigger or something much darker. Shota bit for the Woody Show. Back

(58:22):
in a bit listening to the nonthreatening music. This mester Showman, I
gotta be fun, fun with it. No Woody show all fresh out the
menace word today. Yeah, SeaBass has come armed with these rankings of
our high schools, either the highschools that we graduated from. You might

(58:43):
think Menace is going to be deadlast. But is he right? That's
the thing. Maybe you said youhad some guesses and this is hold on.
This is based on whats and wildreport, US News and World been
doing this for years. I docolleges, of course, but they also
do high schools. I think Woodyis is number one, and I think
Menaces is last. Why do yousay, what did you have to local
knowledge there? Right, I'm justkind of familiar with that high school,

(59:05):
and you never you only really hearglowing things about how good it is academic
wise. But you don't hear thatfrom Woody because he was a bad kid,
kicked out everywhere he was in.He was a misunderstood kid, didn't
go to college, so you wouldthink just from wood you like, oh
he went to some right whatever exactly. But I graduated from Mount Lebanon High
School in Pittsburgh. Did you gothere the full year? Yeah? Yeah,

(59:30):
and then uh yeah, graduated fromthere. Raby went to Plumbborough,
also in the Pummer high which Ithink is probably somewhere in the middle of
the pack. So o're in themiddle of the pack. M h.
And then Greg you went where myguess was you as well? Didn't Mark
Cuban go there? Yes? Yeah, So that was one reason, and
then the other one was everything youtell me about it. It sounds like
a movie you would see in ahigh school, like lots of students,

(59:52):
a movie you'd see in high school. I mean about high school. Yea,
maybe saw in high school. That'swhat I meant. It's massively you're
watching a movie. It's got sixfloors, looks like a giant office complex,
right, you know where I wentto watch Center a stadium eighteen hundred
at least these are these are allcurrent day. Of course, it's been

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a pretty affluent area. When youcompare that to where I went to school,
that sounds like something straight out ofa movie. But what was the
high school you went to that yougraduated from? Two hundred graduating in my
class a total of about seven hundredstudents. Okay, what's called Ryland Caroland?
There we go to Marin County,California. Right, it was painted

(01:00:32):
with hand me down paint from aprison. It was so ugly. He
was so crazy. Loren's also veryaffluent, it is, but it's also
kind of dumpy, you know,like that it's not a well Keppt is
that wine country or no, no, No, it's adjacent. And then
the first time I ever saw anindoor pool in my life was in your

(01:00:53):
area. So that makes me thinkit's just it's gotta be good, you
know, because as an indoor pool. Yeah, and I'm speaking mine's going
to be at the worst. Wehad to have an indoorpool because of weather
the menace Newark Memorial, yep,but not Newark, New Jersey, Newark
Memorial, Newark, California, whichis in the area south southeast base.

(01:01:14):
This is not San Francisco, notOakland, but kind of towards towards like
the Silicon Valley area, but theother side. But we've been calling it
out for years. That's a failure. Yeah, I mean because of Gregg's.
Yeah, it is an affluent areawhere it came from, and the
parents would and put up with theeducation. Didn't your parents? Country club

(01:01:35):
have a school or something. Yeah, yeah, they wouldn't put up with
that craft, but yeah, whereI grew up, yes, they would
definitely put up with it. Andthen Sammy, you graduated from Valencia High
School in California, Yeah, whichis north of La Richers. Not the
richest suburb, but a richer suburbof Yeah. Okay, uh yeah,

(01:01:55):
like a like a middle upper middleto upper cloud depending on we know with
area. Yeah, every town hasa bad neighborhood, I'm saying. And
it's such a big like the areawhere her school is is such a big
area that encompasses like three different towns, right, yes, and so many
kids. There's like, I thinkthree thousand kids that go to the school
had about that. We had thinkabout nine hundred in our graduating class.

(01:02:20):
There's a ton of kids. Yeah, it's kind of all over. But
and then SeaBASS, you went toa whivate school, Gevery Belle Academy in
Nashville. That's private school, soit technically it's not included in these rankings
specifically, but I have the rankingswithin private school, so I'm kind of
within the above and beyond you guys, Essentially it's apples and oh, okay,
a little bit. All right,it really is not a fair comparison.
You can't really compare private schools too. Yeah, because I plugged it

(01:02:44):
into the website and it gave mea totally different ranking, totally different look
at what's in the because I don'tthey don't have to report necessarily what the
public schools do. So so goinginto this, what were your guesses?
My guess where you like saw theinformation. My guess was manus would be
the worst. Okay, and Iguess was confirmed we are here the wor

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the surprise is yeah, rank.So they rank it, they give they
give a scorecard, they give youmath proficiency, English proficiency, reading graduation
RAS. Is it based on likestandardized testing, standardized testing a P scores
people send people go to college,all that stuff. That being said,
Menaces High School is still in thetop thirty percent of all high schools nationwide,

(01:03:29):
thank you, which is that isvery very sad. That's just they
give it a seventy out of onehundred. As far as get all those
things I just said, reading,writing, graduation seventy out of one hundred.
Like you're a you got a scorecardyour final grade. Let's say he's
a c school exactly, yeah,which is super said. Fun fact,
Menace, your high school, thirtyfive percent of the people get the free

(01:03:52):
lunch programs. A lot of poresin there that'll help out, and you're
lower that score. But also notablealumni Menace, Yes, you really only
got one, and that is aChristopher Titus, the comedian my buddy,
who's the comedian wants to do uhthe newer kings of comedy at like the

(01:04:14):
local I don't know. So it'sjust yeah, Chris him. When you
look at Wikipedia, because it hasnotable alumni for every school, and it's
it's always a ton of baseball playersfor every school because that's yeah. But
we also had you probably don't evenknow who she is, but Ileen Walter
Roth, and she's like she's alwaysshe is the editor in chief of teen
Vogue. Yeah she was, butthat name she's always on like the talk

(01:04:40):
and TV Consolate shout out to Soshe actually wrote a book. Okay,
Menace is dead. Last other peoplein this room right right, right exactly.
Okay, second to last is ravwhoam Senior High School. I knew
it. It's still the top ofhigh schools in the country. But yeah,

(01:05:01):
it's They have a scorecard and arating of seventy six fifty fifteen percent
on free lunch program. College readinessfor Raby's High school, yep, twenty
four out of one hundred, sonot good. Test tests, not good
at school, plum, what thehell? Math and science are in the
seventy five percentile, so that's notbad. Readings eighty four percentile. A

(01:05:23):
notable alumni for Ravey's school side right, it's just Pat McAfee. By the
way, we in this room didnot show up on the notable alumni list
because because none of us have Wikipediapages. Yeah that you've got Pat McAfee
and Steven Fabian an Inside edition.Oh okay, all right, so menace.

(01:05:45):
And then just above is Ravey andjust well, actually quite a bit
above Ravey is great Gory. TheARLNDA High School is in the top fourteen
percent of high schools nationwide. Aneighty five scorecard. Quite eighty five.
Wow, Okay, I'll take it. I'll take a free lunch program,
which is interesting. I didn't evenknow they had one. We didn't have

(01:06:06):
a cafeteria. Thirty nine percent thirtynine percent. Because this is today,
he's not fifty years ago. Right. Oh. Yeah, when I was
a freshman there, we had asmoking section. That's how long ago it
was. And then on orientation okay, if you want to smoke, you
go over here. And then wehad what they call open campus, so

(01:06:26):
at lunch if you smoked, youwould because they ended that when I was
a sophomore, so if you wantedto smoke, you had to walk like
one hundred yards away. Okay,yeah, it was a big I first
started figuring out the cigarettes were badfor you. Yeah, what was the
smoking age? Was sixty? Yeah, I don't think there was an age
when Yeah, which is weird.Now you have pretty low results in reading,

(01:06:48):
writing, and math. You guysare in science you're thirty two,
math you're forty five. But youare noted as only a forty eight percent
of college readiness. But again,that's still that number. I guess it's
a high graduation rate that plays ofthat notable alumni besides Greg Gory, no
idea, I don't think anybody,almost nobody. You've got Barry O'Brien.
He is the best known. Itsays for creating Hannah. Montana. Well

(01:07:12):
done, Montana. I can't believethey included this Scott Trimble, a location
scout known for his work on ironMan two scout. Wow, you've got
Joe Aube. You guys know thatJoe, I you he was a Cal
Golden Bears quarterback and paper airplane worldrecord hort. I mean weak for Greg's

(01:07:34):
high school. Yes, all right, so that leaves Sammy and Woody and
Ravey. Yeah right, but Isaid, and Ravey, your guest,
as I was about to finish mysentence was completely accurate. Mount Lebanon High
School top four percent of high schoolsnationwide. They given a scorecard ranking of

(01:07:56):
ninety six point four to eight numberthree in at Pittsburgh, PA. You
actually break the top one hundred forSTEM high schools. That's science, Technology,
technology, engineering at math only tenpercent on the free lunch program,
So that's good, doing great.Fifty five out of one hundred. For
college readiness, obviously, what heplayed into that number, Oh man,
they pressured me so hard. I'mlike, I'm already working full time doing

(01:08:18):
the job that I would go tocollege to do. Why would I go
to college but I'm already doing thejob. I mean, they were probably
shocked that you weren't interested in college, because, like you said, the
majority of them go. Yeah,but it didn't make any sense. Yeah,
like, why would I go tocollege? You're actually gives the famous
alumni. Yes, as long asyour arm. What he's is the most

(01:08:41):
famous high school you've got, ofcourse, we said, Mark Cuban,
his younger brother, Brian Cuban,Flying I. Other radio guys, Scott
Pharrell, Kurt Angle, professional professionaland amateur A wrestler, menas I'm not
mans Ravy, Joe manguil Angelo.Oh, Jillie graduated, graduated my class.
That's right, Dave Filoni Ravey,I trust me. I know,

(01:09:06):
tell the folks. I mean heis the second greatest creator of Star Wars
content, behind George Lucas. Mandalorian. Guy. This is just one of
many, many things. Yeah,but I mean, you know, I
mean he's not as well known forthe Mandalorian. That's more Jon Favreau.
Yeah, but he started in animationwith the Clone Wars as you know there,

(01:09:30):
Terry Hart by then a bunch abunch of players for baseball and football,
which you leave Sammy's, which isnot bad. Valencia High School top
eleven percent nationally a overall scorecard ofeighty nine point eight eight notable alumni in
Sammy's school. A lot of actorsand actresses. You got Taylor Lautner,
of course, Ashley Tisdale, TaylorDooley, Yeah, and Taylor Shane Veren,

(01:09:54):
Yes, Shanever. Yeah, heplayed for the Patriot. He played
for the Bears. The giants said, oh no, his brother played for
the Bear. Sorry, there yougo, So that's that's true. You
missed Rivera r I p. Yeah, Oh all right, what's she do?
She was, yeah class, Ohyeah, she was the one who
was out in the ocean and yeah, right right now with her with her

(01:10:18):
kid. Were any of these famousones with you in your class? Naya
Rivera was in my class. ShaneVrain was two years younger than me,
but he was. I had classeswith him, Okay. Ashley Tisdale was
my sister's age, and Taylor Lautnerwas my brother's age. So they're all
kind of Yeah. Within the Rain, a relatively rich high school close to

(01:10:39):
l A, you're gonna have alot of actors and acts. Makes sense
there. You want to hear whatmy notable my r from the academy I
got. As you might imagine,its Sea Bass is very it's rich and
hoity tody. So I've got aton of I got mayors, senators,
judges, local like state Supreme Courtpeople, but as far as like popular
people, not a whole lot.We got athletes, got uh brand Snedeker

(01:11:00):
anybody. Yeah, he's a golfer. He was a year younger than I.
Hunter hill Meyer actually grew up withhim. He played for the Bears.
We played Hunter Hillenmeyer. We grewup playing baseball, basketball and football
together. We were essentially the sameperson until he grew like six inches Bears.
Yeah, oh what could have been? Could have been? Yeah,

(01:11:25):
it's uh, well, Bartholomew Iplayed with him a little bit. But
yeah, a lot a lot oflocal politician, senators and so on and
so forth from my high school.Well, there are the high school rankings,
you guys, dad lasts, whatare you number one? Yeah,
there's so much pressure of Mount Lebanonfor you know, s A T S
prep. I would not have guessbecause college everything reading like that. Raby
said, that's a great high school, and what are he's not big on

(01:11:47):
learning? Well, you know it'slike, uh, you know what you
need to know? Raby's bravy school. Maybe not so hot. But let
mean, look, she's but Ihad a deeper interested in learning, right,
a deeper interest in learning with allthe fixings right exactly. Well.
The other thing that again it struckme, is all of these are in
the top half at least of national, which means there are some bad Oh

(01:12:11):
yeah, so frightening. Yep,we're going to take a quick break.
Phones threw up at eight seven sevenforty four. Woodie, you can hit
us up with a text over totwo two nine eight seven and oh here.
I went to the same high schoolas Salmon. I got the host
homecoming with Ashley Tesday, the sameyou're Shane Vereen. Yeah, my god.
Yeah. Mark Cuban was in mymom's graduating class, right because when

(01:12:35):
he became like famous, she's like, wait a minute, she went back
to the yearbook. Okay, therehe is. Should have banged them.
Yeah, well, we did thatinterview with him. I remember he remembered
exactly who my mom was. I'mlike, you could have been my dad
should have been Wow, Like hewas very I'm like almost to where I
was like, hmm, did hehave like some kind of weird crush on
her at the time or it washe just like that, aware like that,

(01:12:58):
aware of what was Oh yeah,she was in the you know she
was in the the They did aplay carousel, you know, so nice
and uh yeah, I and shedid this. I'm like, yeah,
how do you know that? Wow? Crazy? This is a big school,
a lot of kids. All right, more what he shows next?
Hang on, more Woody shows shownext. I'm to get kicked in the
nuts for twenty bucks. This isthe Woody Show. Hey, well we

(01:13:24):
bring up Morgan in really quick.Morgan in our employee of the month.
Oh yeah, a girl from MarchFaster faster, That's right. I did
by ways right her high school?I did pretty well actually, oh yeah,
top eighteen percent. Well look atthat Morgan. Good for him.

(01:13:44):
Morgan. Did you miss us whilewe were going a vacation? Yeah?
Sure, sure, Yeah. Youactually had a whole week off too,
didn't you actually did? Yeah?What did you do? I took care
a lot of things. Yeah,I came up in my life, very
personal like things. So I'm verylucky that I had that time dealing nice.

(01:14:05):
Did you put your uncle down orsomething like close? Yeah? You
know, everybody's got that family membro. They just don't like it. Would
be cool if you can just putthem down like like an animal. You
pick one eight out of ten familymembers. Yeah, anyway, I'd like
to present you with your This camewhile we were gone and came in the

(01:14:27):
mail, the what do you showemployee the month plaque? I look so
happy in this picture, so sheintentionally did that. Well, no one
smiled for a pick yet, soI decided, you know, with the
shopping be proudly hung in our inour office. And then, hey,

(01:14:49):
Vaughan, good news. Now youget to take home that plaque. Yeah,
display it on your ceiling, yourmom, and then put it on
the ceiling so you could see it. You're making love. That's right.
What high school did you go to? It's called Rockwall Heath High School.
It's in a suburb outside of Dallas, Texas. Score card eighty two out

(01:15:10):
of one hundred. Not bad.What are the famous people? Do you
know? You're you got probably theworst ones. Actually the only one really
you'll know this what Deshaun Elliott?Yes, it's really the only I know
that name. He's like, whateverdo you know that person? R?
Yeah? Football player? I thinkI used them before for fantasy. Okay,

(01:15:30):
you wouldn't have his safety completely madeup. He is now Pittsburgh,
stew That's why I said it wasthree weeks ago. There's no ways.
All right, well Morgan, congratulations. Sorry for the delay in the plaque,

(01:15:51):
but you know we were gone fora whole week. But it's all
good there and that that'll go probablyin the office you can look at it
every day. Yeah. Byron woodShow And we're into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world onthis Monday morning. It's our first day

(01:16:14):
back from vacation April the eighth,twenty twenty four. Thank you for being
here giving us some of your valuabletime. Whatdy, that's Ravy. There's
Greg Gore. Good boy, Menaceis here? Sea Bass? We got
Sammy phones are opening at eight sevenseven forty four. Woody. That's eight
seven seven forty four Wooding. You'regonna hit us some of the texts.

(01:16:35):
Send that over to two to nineeight seven. Uh So. A couple
of things here. A Chipotle workerin Michigan end up getting shot in the
leg by a customer because of anargument over guacamole. Oh boy, wow,
they charge for it, they do? You know? That's gonna be

(01:16:57):
extra, But dude, people arewilling to go to jail's the dumbest things.
Yeah, they got this whole arguingabout it. Here's a thought it
was free. Well here's here's awitness talking about it on the local news.
I was just eating a bowl andI heard shouting. One of the
workers went to the back. Thecustomer walked around the counter, tried to
grab his food and put in abag, and then then play came back

(01:17:17):
and they started fighting, and thenwe heard a gunshine and just ran out
as quick as we could. Hetook his time getting out. He was
probably thirty seconds after it. Iwas in my car and I saw him
just walk out to his car,close the door and just drive off like
he didn't He didn't speed off oranything. It was. It was weird
to see. Yeah, so apretty shoots a person, just all cash
about it. Yeah, now thepolice found the guy, took him in

(01:17:39):
the custod Now my question, rayby, why was anybody eating at the Chipotle
when there is a pot belly sandwichplays two stores down? Oh wow?
How many so many mistakes this Theyhad like a picture in the article and
all I saw was a Chipotle,bunch of cop cars, and then two
doors down, separated by one stupidstore that was a pot belly sandwich.
Fought belly so much right there wemade Yeah, well, I think the

(01:18:00):
guy who's saying he had a ballmaybe he was trying to be healthy,
you know't the sales. Oh yeah, true, we don't know what was
in that bowl. It could havebeen loaded up with green yep. Yeah.
Other stupid crime news, there's aguy in Lancaster, Pennsylvania who ripped
off the local baseball team, theLancaster Stormers. Oh no, oh no.
The team reported multiple items that weremissing, like a digital projector and

(01:18:21):
Alexis smart speaker and around two hundredbucks from the team swear jar. Oh
no. The thief also snagged theteam's cfo's credit card and attempted to make
multiple charges. All of them weredeclined except for one twenty six dollars cab
ride. Now, the thief turnedout to be this thirty four year old
guy, Kyle Good And he washard to figure out, you know,

(01:18:44):
like who did this because you knowhe worked for the team. See and
it was all caught on camera.Oh wait, no problem at all.
All this stuff was on security video. What is there no swearing in baseball?
He knew he was caught, sohe took off. He's been on
the run for the last years.I was finally arrested last week in New
York and is being sent back toLancaster to face the charges. Yeah.

(01:19:12):
I thought about that. Where wouldyou go if you had I mean,
not for stealing you know, acouple of grand worth of stuff, sure,
but if you legitimately had to beon the run. I mean this
could be, it could happen.Is he neverever jail guy? He never
wants to be in jail? Hedoes, so, Yeah, get on
jet like Diddy or what? Wherewould you go? Because you hear about
those guys, you're like a weworked at the janitor for thirty five years.

(01:19:32):
It turned out he killed a guy. I would go to the woods.
You got to get something social stufflike that stealing identity. Yeah,
I know the woods seems appealing becauseit's the woods, but like you got
a venuere in the woods. Inthe woods, like in the city,
you got a hide and plain sight. Yeah, they're a plan on that

(01:19:55):
show. I almost got away withit. Oh right, I told you
about before, Like so many people, and for major crimes like murder and
stuff, they're on the run foryears and years and years. That was
Whitey Bulger, right, They foundhim in Santa Monica. Yeah, right.
Identity they always have running for thecops about like you know, you

(01:20:15):
know, traffic stuff or basic stuff, and the cops never catch on,
right, and they're just back outthere again. Somebody close calls it's gonna
be tougher and tougher with all thisfacial AI recognition. Oh well, that
was the thing when we got offthe cruise and as soon as you walked
off the boat, they're like,oh, you know, I go clear
through customs. It was easy aslike walking up there's a screen there,

(01:20:38):
you look at it for like twoseconds, it goes green, and then
you just walk right through. Neverhave to break out the passport. Nothing,
just facial recognition, even if youdon't have correct whatever the global entry.
Yeah I don't have global entry.He had the right passport, yeah
yeah, just might just have aregular passport, not even like one of
it's like super new. Yeah.But that's the thing is, it's not

(01:20:58):
just like international travel. I MySuper Bowl credential was facial recognition. Wow,
I just in so I couldn't goto the super Bowl the area if
I was on the run. Yeah. Also the Woody Show. Now,
Greg, I know how much youlove Diarrhea of Topics. I do.

(01:21:18):
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conversation. We have three questions foryou. You are free to participate in
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You can get us an eighty sevenseven forty four Woodie. That's eight seven

(01:21:39):
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eighty seven. The three questions Ihave for you today and Diarrhea of Topics.
We have to get rid of oneprofessional sport? Which one? Okay,
if get rid of one professional sport, which one are you getting though?

(01:22:01):
Bachelor party or bachelorette party horror storiesor wedding reception horror stories? You
got a good one. It's isthe season for that because you've got a
lot of these summer weddings coming up. Yeah. And then the third question,
if you had twenty four hours tolive, what would you do?
These are the three questions on thetable. You have to get rid of

(01:22:23):
one professional sport, which one youget rid of bachelor, bachelorette or wedding
reception horror stories? And then finally, if you had twenty four hours to
live, what would you do?God, no cheating on this professional sports
one. You can't say like,oh, golf, you know, eight
seven seven forty four, woodie,it's up with a text over to two

(01:22:44):
to nine eight seven. Yeah,the professional sports stuff. Like, there's
so many things that are considered professionalsports that I don't really, you know,
even consider to be legit. Spendsome time in England. They have
darts on TV. Darts, Yeah, darts is a great example for me.
A cornhole. That's the easy questionfor me Basketball because I've never followed
it, never enjoyed it. It'snon contact. It's just like score score

(01:23:09):
score score score. Yeah, that'swhat I would say Basketball. I'm just
not into it, can't get intoit. The NBA, right, That's
what I was going to say too, because I was like, but that's
the women are on the come upin basketball, So then I didn't want
to go to basketball. So theNBA. But the w n B A
you kid considered the w n BA you would get rid of the NBA,
but keep the w n B A. I will, yes, Well,

(01:23:30):
that's that's physically impossible because it subsidizesNBA. Like I would say soccer
personally, I just find it soboring. I would say baseball if I
had a pick, I mean basketball, at least everything is moving constantly.
You could see like the end arethey time out number? Seven? Time
out number? Are they going tomake that dunk? Like, for the

(01:23:50):
sake of the argument, let's keepit between four sports. So baseball,
basketball, hockey, and soccer.So the four the three major football I
sorry baseball, football, Basketball,yeah, sorry, top five, the
four the four top sports, andthen and then Soccer's you're probably bigger than

(01:24:10):
hockey. At this point. It'sget about one at baseball one A.
So that's the that's the professional sportquestion. Again. You can give us
your two cents on any of thesediarrhea of topic questions at eight seven seven
forty four Woody, or by textingover to two to two nine eighty seven.
If you had twenty four hours tolive, what would you do?
Is the other question? Then,Bachelor bachelorette wedding reception horror stories, which

(01:24:35):
one would it be so you canget involved eight seven seven forty four Woody
text over to two to two nineeight seven find twenty four hours to live.
I would go over to like Italyor something and just taste like really
good food for like a day.Oh so good. You know you have
to book a flight right now?Yeah, immediately? Well, if you're

(01:24:57):
gonna do that in this scenario whatI'm doing, Yeah, I think that
I like the scenario better. Islike starting now, because if you could
plan out of twenty four hours,I think that's easier. Oh that's true.
Yeah, yeah, starting now right, Just try to find the best
tasting food where I'm standing. Myfirst thought went to gorging on food.
Yeah. Really. Mine went tolike hanging out with my family or friends,

(01:25:20):
like people that I've been close with. I've done that lot. Just
be all sad the whole. Maybefind something to do. But I don't
think I would be over the topwith anything. I would just want to
be around the people I love.Would you tell them they were dying?
Oh maybe experience. I wouldn't,but I would be like, let's go

(01:25:45):
do something. But you would beupset the entire right and they would pick
up on your cues and you'd haveto tell them you're going to miss Yeah,
so what you would just sit andeat and be sad by yourself.
My first thought went to food,Like what would I just go work on?
Because I'm a pig. It wouldn'tmatter because yeah, so what if
you wake up tomorrow You're twice thesize. You're not gonna wake up so

(01:26:08):
you'll never know. Maybe smoke acart and cigarettes. Yeah, when Seaba
said, what would be the thingthat you do? Like, right now,
I go, I'll get in mycar. I would start calling people
and said, hey, dude,not gonna be here tomorrow, but yeah,
I'll just go like pick up somemarijuana, get something. Yeah,
some of my favorite food items.Watch some of my favorite movies, Like
if I didn't have the option totravel somewhere, like to tropical island or

(01:26:31):
something like that, would you wouldlove to die in the ocean? That
would be awesome as hell? Inlike you know some favorite pizza. Isn't
the noble moves? Like hour twentythree, you show up at the hospital,
let them know and say you mayhave me take my body. Yeah,

(01:26:51):
from now I'll be dead. Usemy destroyer everything, Use whatever didn't
go wrong? Use whatever organ Uis still shining? Eight seven seven forty
four? What doever? I seehigh to? Uh? Ricky, Good
morning, Ricky, Ricky? What'sgoing on? What's up? All right?
So, if you had twenty fourhours to live? What are you
doing? I'd probably I'd probably justgo to the Happy Dispensary and then uh,

(01:27:15):
and then I said I would goand buy a bunch of McDonald's sanches
and pass them out. Probably justtry to go help a bunch of people
before. What are you trying tomake up for? You know? So
Ricky is gonna I'm just telling justtrying to be a good person, you
know, sad the love spread thelove sounds like a last minute hell Mary,
like trying to get to heaven something. You can't buy McDonald's for homeless
people today? Why yeah, dothat today? Yeah? Like, why

(01:27:35):
couldn't you do that today? Itwas interesting? I do it all the
time. Low Ki. You canfind me over here at the Happy dispenser
and car all all, all right, whatever, it's fine. I'm just
I was kind of sure. It'slike if you do if you're like a
really bad person, you know you'vedone some really bad stuff. You might
try to take that last twenty fourhours to like, you know, just
it's a what have you done forme lately kind of thing. You're hoping

(01:27:56):
to get there, and Saint Peter'slike, well, they're like, I'll
just go I'll just go on vacationfor my last twenty four hours. No,
like I want to make everybody else'slife better. You know, I
hear you. All right, Ricky, thanks for the call man, appreciate
you listen to show. Yeah.Yeah, didn't even cross my mind to
give stuff away or whatever. No, on the twenty by the twenty four
hours thing, I think, uh, well, this thing is if if

(01:28:18):
you found out last minute right likethey said, right now, right now?
Oh man, yeah, all right, I think I would. I
would have like a you know,a really great meal, okay, like
a final meal or like five.No, I have other things I want
to do, and then I woulddo something that I've always like wanted to
do, like you know, quickly. I would schedule like that flight lesson

(01:28:43):
you do stuff, do something likethat, something real quick, me to
the edge of space real fast.No, it's something you know that's something
like realistic that would be easy todo. The first day of class would
just be books and stuff going upin the air. And then in the
last moments, this is where itgets it, this where it takes a

(01:29:04):
dark turn. Was shocked. Inthe last moments, I would find one
person who I really can't stand andI would murder them because because I can
never I could never go to prisonfor it. And there's my legacy.

(01:29:25):
I took this lame person off theplanet with me, say like, break
into jail, and you know,murderers get to those people. No,
I would pick one like you havebasically have you know, what's the consequence?
You're dead anyway. And this personmight not have even done anything wrong.
What he just hates them. Theymight have done something wrong to me.
Yeah, oh they burned you yea, necessarily law breakers And so you're

(01:29:49):
trying to make if I knew somebodywho was like you know, I don't
know that need to be eradicated,that was really that terrible and whatever was
still you know, not being uhyou know, brought to justice, Yeah,
then of course. Yeah. ButI I think if I had to
do, like, gotta work quickright now, I would take the person
who's last hour wronged me. Theworst, you have a short list.

(01:30:12):
I have one person on that listypathetic. Are you going to do it
strangulation style? You see the outof their eyes, I'm gonna shoot them
right in the face and fighting backwith strangulation right in the face. And
you guys, it takes a while. You guys know who would be of
course right in the fight over there. That's funny. There's a lot of
people that would Nobody will miss thisperson the laundry list of right. Yeah,

(01:30:35):
so I'm gonna start today. I'mgonna have a really great time,
you know, doing a couple ofthings, nice meal, take a little
light lesson or whatever, and thenI'm gonna find that one person because again
it's not like I'm ever going toprison for it. And then right in
the face. Yeah, I'll makesure that family would be happy if you
just flew the plane into the house. I can't guarantee. If they don't

(01:30:57):
guarantee that, I think the movefor you would be steal plane, right,
steal. I don't know how tofly it. I think Greg's correct,
like you have to kind of Yeah, the flight lessons, probably for
the first x amount of weeks isjust sitting in the class or you have
some maybe even longer. You goup. First day they take you,
they take you up for like it'slike an introductory thing. Yeah, you
taste, They give you a taste, and then yes, there's it's the

(01:31:18):
boring paperworking. Speaking of giving youa taste, I was. My mind
also kind of went to, maybeI would try cocaine. Oh I never
tried it, right, Well,ecstasy? That would be fun, yeah,
because okay, what if he overdoes? You'll be that anyway? Who
cares? Do you know what Iwould do? I'll do acid and mushrooms
because I'm always afraid to try those. Totally food and drugs. What am

(01:31:43):
I going to gorge on it?What drugs? Will do cocaine? Because
then you'll be up for that twentyfour hours? Yeah, and all that
food, right, making all yourphone calls? Okay, I got one
day? Bye, love you,love you by are three questions you can
get involved in, any or allof them. You have to get rid
of one of the sports baseball,football, basketball, hockey, or soccer.

(01:32:05):
Which one are you getting rid of? Bachelor, bachelorette, wedding reception,
horror stories? Do you got one? There's a lot of those out
there, and if you had twentyfour hours to live, it seems to
be pretty popular. If you hadtwenty four hours to live, what would
you do? All right, diarrheaof topics. Let's get back into it,
all right. So we have toget rid of one professional sport?

(01:32:27):
Which one? Baseball, basketball,football, hockey, or soccer. Somebody
said, get rid of soccer.It sucks. It's for girls and children.
This is true because I kind ofwouldn't have put it in the list
on account of it's for them.I would get rid of football. It's
just a bunch of grown men handlingand chasing a ball, so pointless.
But isn't that kind of like allsports? Yeah, it's the only thing

(01:32:49):
I had about rules. Football isthe constant it forever. That's what I
think. Is so long now.Another text here says basketball, do the
even play defense anymore? Occasionally?This one easy? Get rid of hockey.
Soccer is bigger than hockey worldwide.The World Cup alone is big.
See. I don't care about arguments, Yeah I don't. I don't care

(01:33:11):
what's popular all over. You're askingme which one I'm getting rid of?
Right and has nothing to do withzero zero hockey games you watch Raby,
what's up? I mean zero?Zero hockey games you ever watch? Well
none now that used to happen backin the day. Yeah, but they're
trying to say that hockey is verylow scoring. But at least there's constant
movement and it's violence. It's exciting, it is exciting. Let's go to

(01:33:34):
Christina. Are one of our otherquestions bachelor, bachelorette or wedding reception horror
stories? Good morning, Christina,Hoy, what do you show? All
right? This is a wedding reception, right, yep. So with our
wedding reception, and we had anopen bar, but we had to provide
the alcohol. And kind of throughthe reception, I was noticing a lot

(01:33:58):
of our alcohol was gone, alot of the spens of stuff that we
bought, and I thought, nota lot of people are really drinking enough
to justify that, and our foodwas dwindling, and kind of as the
evening went on our wedding party,you know, participants were coming to us
saying, oh, by the way, all the people working the wedding are
drinking your alcohol. They're drunk,and wow, what was this? Yeah?

(01:34:21):
What kind of venue? So whatwas an actual venue. I live
in Utah and the venue had beenestablished for quite some time. It was
beautiful, it was Italian. Wewere like, this is perfect. We
loved it. And so anyways,yeah, they were taken, eating everything,
drinking everything, and then we gotkind of let it. We let

(01:34:45):
it go because we just wanted toget married. And then a couple of
weeks later, my dad called meand he says, hey, what was
the name of that guy that ranthe wedding venue you guys got married at?
And I told him and he said, you want to turn on the
news, because on the news rightnow because people who have been signing up
for financing for their weddings, he'sstealing their identities and opening credit lines in

(01:35:09):
their names. Oh my god,wow, dang. See that's why Sea
Bass always says, see something,say something right, thank you, that's
that's right. Yeah, you knowright. Oh, don't let it go,
Christina, thank you for the call. Appreciate listening to one show.
Let's say, how to Brittany.Brittany, if you had twenty four hours

(01:35:30):
to live, what would you bedoing? Hey, I would be renting
a bunch of sports cars like Bugatti's. Are a those really awesome cars that
are super fast, and I wouldjust get all the adrenaline out as I
could, because I'm too afraid todo that now. Wouldn't do that ever,
So just drive around like a badass. Yeah, and the twenty hours

(01:35:51):
like yeah, right, just right, why even stop? Try not to
Hi, Rice, the whole thingwhere you take out a bunch of innocent
people, Yeah, don't do that. I'd get like a race truck.
There you go. Yeah, allright, Britty, thank you for the
call up for cha't listening to whatthe show. Let's see. How about

(01:36:13):
this one? Twenty four hours tolive? Take a page from the movie
Armageddon. I go take out ahuge loan from a loan shark, go
to Vegas, have a blast gambling, doing drugs, great food, and
maybe a couple of hookers, andI don't have to worry about paying the
money back. That's true. Thedoctor called and said I had some bad
news, some really bad news.You got twenty four hours to live.
The guy said, oh god,what could be worse than that? He

(01:36:36):
goes the doctor says, I couldn'tget a hold of you yesterday. Heyeah,
that's so thank you too. Toofun? How about this one?
Twenty four hours to go. Iwould go to my family members. I
would tell them everything I hated aboutthem. Oh, tell them all the
secrets I know about the rest ofthe family. Oh my gosh. I'll
begin a fight within the family andthen leave. The next day. They'll

(01:36:58):
be like, oh, no,we never told them how much we never
told her how much we love her. But I would know their true feelings
start before you go nice dark aswell. Yeah, but then you get
to haunt them, you know,right right, because ghos surreal they are.
Thank you you got having fun justcause drama. Text over to two

(01:37:19):
to nine eight seven will be rightback. Don't go anywhere. The Woody
Show will be right back. Sohot that is a hot entrance. It's
the Woody Show, all right,Welcome back, everybody. Yeah, yeah,
it is Monday morning. It's theWoodie Show. Bravey's got nerd out
let us in the world. Nerdscoming up here, and just a few

(01:37:39):
moments for you. We'll get tothat. We'll get into the holidays,
the birthdays, the porno birthday allhere in just a moment. We're back
from our spring break vacation. Ihope everybody had a wonderful time, wife
and I and kids and my momand stepdad all went on a cruise.
Cruise. It's always a fun time, you know. Rag. He hung

(01:38:00):
in there and just stayed at hishouse like he always did, like wanted
to see what it's like to livea normal life. Well you have you
had all that time to get yourtaxes done because I know like before we
left, Yeah, he just keptprocrastinating on those taxes. I didn't assume
we got those done, right,I did not. You're right, I
did not. I heard Greg thismorning like stool didn't do much. I

(01:38:21):
have an appointment now in two days. How crap? I meant to do
this the second I got the stupidpaper April eighth. Their due on the
fifteenth. Yeah, time. AndI don't think it'll be confusing this year.
I've had it a couple of yearsrecently where things got complicated. This
year it's very straightforward. So I'mhoping it's just in and out. I

(01:38:44):
owed a ton to federal, damn, and didn't get I got half of
what I paid the federal back instate, but owed a ton of federal.
Okay, so I'm still upside downon them, Like I didn't pay
enough. That's the thing. Youknow, it's like you just underpaid all
you's the window give you to pay? I just paid it. I just
did. Yeah, I don't knowif there is a window. Yeah,

(01:39:04):
you can send whatever as long asyou set that up. You know,
I think there's different options. Butyeah, I just want to get out
of my life. You know,I've been complaining for like a month that
you know, I did my taxesright on time, like like like a
like a good citizen early right,And then they're like, oh, you
have to go through this ID verificationprocess with ir S, which took forever,

(01:39:28):
supposed to mail something in the mail, get the code address, finally
got it, put it into thewebsite, and website's not working. And
it's not just me, there's aton of people that are going through it.
Right, So finally I talked tothe I R S again. I
got all worked out. After acouple of days, Yes, all worked
out, and they go good andyou got your money. Oh, they
said, oh, it's actually goingto take up to nine weeks and then

(01:39:55):
if it doesn't show up in youraccounts, your account within two weeks,
then you're gonna have to call usback. Wait, the trump where you
have it's being like processed your bankaccount. No. No, on the
IRIS website in today's in today's dayand age. Yeah, what what's Greg
talks about this with service fees?What's being processed? I don't know what

(01:40:15):
does that mean? They know thenumber they have to process your No?
No, no, no, theydon't they do. It's it, it's
they know what the numbers is.They have the bank account. No,
it's not that like I'm saying,they have to go through whatever they they've
set up, because they will searchcertain things from the returns that come in
and as long as it doesn't getflagged, then the refund in this case

(01:40:36):
would be approved. They're not doingthat by a dot matrix printer and some
guy back with a bin full ofpaper. And it's not just me that's
going through this. There's so manypeople going through this. And I'm like,
were nine weeks is crist does thegovernment have money? Is it all
in Ukraine? Zero political? NoI'm saying that, yeah, zero political.

(01:40:57):
I mean, but that's the thingthough. Okay, so if you
are late with your payment, theycharge you a fee and interest. But
if they're late giving you your moneyand it's just like, well, you
know, that's the world we livein. All the verification, they already
pushed it back a couple of weeks. I had to go through that,
So I think they're just waiting forway to pay and then pay me.

(01:41:19):
Are you talking about federal the state? Federal? Oh yeah, okay,
yeah, they're definitely getting my money. They've got my money all right,
all year. They got it allyear and then and then they got like
bonus, you know what we're gonnado. Maybe they just needn't process it.
Yeah, and you die they takemore. Yeah, yeah, all
right. Uh so no on yourtaxes? No, oh yeah, got

(01:41:43):
it, It'll get done. Yeah. Was there an any update on your
Amazon situation, Sea Bass? Yes? So I did get the custom printed
pillow that I ordered after they sentme somebody's dog by mistake. Tell us
all about that, and they wantedme to send the dog pillow to Miami,
right, So I got and theysaid well once we send you RSI
and blah blah blah. So Igot it and I hit them back because
I got it, and they said, uh, I said, well,

(01:42:05):
what's the way you're gonna pay meback? Theyll PayPal they're like, oh,
it's okay. We already send thema new one. What they should
have done to begin so we getto keep that one. We now get
a giant's open it up. Takea look they packed in there. Yeah,
it's all like squished warm something whateverit is. Yeah, I'll look

(01:42:26):
at that thing. Oh yeah yeah, nice? All right, and once
you get to Mariton it'll really uhchill out. You know what do these
go for? Oh? Yeah,I mean this one's probably thirty bucks,
it's about yeah. Yeah, wellyou said them basually you send them like
put hell to shape too. Areyou gonna wat that out there? Where

(01:42:49):
menaces pillow? Yeah? I doit. My question though, is that
this is cut off so like terribleshape. Yeah, there's no legs,
no front or back legs. Youcan see the picture they sent. Oh
that you can see wiener though nota rocket that dog's packet. It's an
odd shape. Yeah, why nothave I what's up? Nice nuts?
That fall? So what was thepillow that you ordered? Again? It

(01:43:12):
was it was a face pillow ofcomedian Brodie Stevens. Oh randomly sort of
an ongoing joke. He's dead bythe way, r r p uh and
this guy knew him, but thenhe gave a pillow away. It was
family. Okay, this is anotherone to see Bess's project. Okay,
all right, all right, butthat it's gonna get added to the couch,

(01:43:34):
right, that'd be cool. Seeabout I'm afraid about if I put
too many pillows on the couch,I'll start throwing them away. I want
the menace face pillow to stay there. I'm still waiting for it to pop
up in like some celebrity photo becausethat's where they sit. All this a
little lounge. Well, today's holidays. It's April the eighth. I'm glad

(01:43:57):
that all worked out nice. Aprilthe eighth is a national and Panada Day.
Yeah, not for that. It'salso National Zoo Lover's Day to Zoo.
You know how much we love Zoonews. So you had that new
Taco bell, a relatively new tacobill. I think they call it Crispinada.
Yes, I have, because Ihad it at the Taco Bell event
during the Super Bowl and a superdumb like fire. It's so good.

(01:44:20):
It's a Friday like. It waslike a buffalo chicken. It is good.
Man. I went back for thirdsI saw it's all stunning. I
saw buffalo flavored Cheetos the other dayat the Yeah, it's International fun SHWE
Awareness Day. It's an international pageantday. I can't believe they're still doing

(01:44:41):
those. Oh it's trading cards forgrown ups day. I thought of bored.
Yah. Yeah, you know,are you still collecting cards at all?
Like you're like the Pokemon stuff.I had to take a back seat
to it for right now. Idon't have the money for it, but
yeah on occasion. Oh you know, dude, tell everybody, Tell everybody.
I don't think Sea Beast has heardthis. Uh. Bort was clearing
out some stuff in his closet.He put a bunch of stuff up for

(01:45:02):
sale on eBay and he sold avintage WWE shirt. What was the shirt
was SummerSlam ninety nine w WF.It had Stone Cold, Steve Boston and
the Undertaker on the front of itfrom Madison Square Garden. Now, hold
on, don't don't don't say howmuch it went for yet ninety nine.
Again, like he said, before, they even call themselves WWE, right,

(01:45:23):
really right? So this was stillWF. That just changed like two
thousand and one. Oh it did, Okay, I thought that was like
way earlier in the nineties they didthat. No, this was still WWF
attitude era. Oh attitude era.Okay, yeah, like you know Sammy,
oh I do. That's when itwas huge WWF you you were into
the Yeah, never guessed Fox timethat was Yeah, I would have never

(01:45:43):
guessed that. All right, Sohow much do you think he got for
this shirt? Say? Forty fivedollars? Forty five dollars I think the
rest of us know. Yeah,yeah, all right, uh bort,
bort. How much did you getfor that one shirt? I sold it
for five hundred dollars. They alwayssay it's only worth what some idiots were

(01:46:04):
on the will to pay for it. So this person who buys that,
they you're not wearing it for fivehundred dollars, you're framing it. It
sounds like he's gonna wear it.And the best part was he was like,
I had it up. I thoughtit would be twenty dollars. I
looked it up. People were payingseven eight wow, or five hundred,
so I put it up for seven. Somebody hit me up said, hey,

(01:46:26):
can I put in an offer forfive hundred, but you have to
send me the offer. So Icould make installment playments on my paper.
Oh my god. Okay, that'sclearly a person who should be buying.
But yeah, it doesn't matter becauseI got all the money, you know,
immediately, So I'm like, Idon't care, I'll take it,
sell more stuff. I'm looking atone of So this is ninety nine Summer

(01:46:47):
slam Stone called Steve Austin. Theguy's pointing out the chocolate stains and pit
stains. Still sixty five dollars.Wow, wow, all right, well,
hey, congratulations, Board, that'sawesome. It sounds like you do
have pokey hard money. I gotbills. It don't waste shit, all
right? Is the Woody Show.Ravey's here to tell us what's happening in
the world Nerd The Woodie Show.This is Nerding Out with Ravy Iron Ray,

(01:47:15):
which got for us this morning.So a bunch of good news for
Nerd and fans while we were onvacation, starting with Disney announcing The Mandalorian
and grogu The movie will be intheaters in May twenty twenty six. Lucasfilm's
committed to getting Star Wars back onthe big screen, where it hasn't been
since twenty nineteen. Lucasfilm also announcedan animated companion piece to the animated shorts

(01:47:38):
Tales of the Jedi, this timearound Tales of the Empire, which is
going to focus on a couple ofwomen from Disney Plus streaming shows. Morgan
Elsbeth, who debuted in the sameepisode of The Mandalorian that live action Ahsoka
did, and then Morgan was abig part of the Ahsoka series and also
a character from the animated Clone Warsbears Offy, a fallen Jedi who framed

(01:48:01):
Aska for a crime, and we'regonna see her journey to join Darth Vader's
Jedi Hunters, the Inquisitorious. SoTales from the Empire is gonna make its
debut on Disney Plus when else Maythe Fourth be with You? And director
Denise Villeneuve will get to make hisDune trilogy. It was confirmed that Warner
Brothers has given the green light forhis third Dune movie, which is being

(01:48:24):
adapted from the third book, DuneMessiah. While he was duing press for
Dune Too, Villaneuf said, Iwas in vision three movies. It's not
that I want to do a franchise, but this is done. Dune is
a huge story. In order tohonor it, I think you would need
at least three movies that would bethe dream to follow Paula Tredes and his
full arc. I'mrabian. For morenerd stuff, check out the nerd Nod

(01:48:45):
podcast at The Woody Show dot com. Nerd all right, thank you very
much, Ramols, you got adog. It is time for your birthdays
and your porno birthday. Go showthis shday. We're gonna it's shiver,
Dave. We don't sit like it'sShiday, and you know you don't do
what I was. Starting with thecelebrities, as always, Patricia Arquette is

(01:49:09):
fifty six years old. Today,you got the lead singer of the band
of the nineteen seventy five Matthew Healy. He's thirty five. U let's see
who do we have next? RobinWright, Jenny and Forrest Gump, more
importantly, the Princess Buttercup and thePrincess Bride as you wish. Robin Wright
is fifty eight years old. Today. You got Taylor Kitsch, who was

(01:49:31):
in Friday Night Lights, Gambit andThe Wolverine l the X Men movie.
He's been in a bunch of differentstuff. He's forty three today. You
got the Sun Kang Han in theFast and Furious movies. She's like fifty
two legend. Hell yeah, KatieSakoff first of all, Sack Yeah,
from the Mandalorian Battlestar Galactica, alot of nerd stuff. She is forty

(01:49:55):
four years old today. Oh,tarn Noah Smith, who is Mark on
Home Improvement. That's not who wewe were talking about the other day.
No, what we're talking about.It was the younger brother. The older
brother, Brad is the one wewere talking. Yeah, yeah, there
wasn't a munch of trouble. Butwho's the one that you said was?
Oh, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, JonathanTaylor too. Yeah, the most famous
Tarn Noah Smith, Mark from HomeImprovement, is forty years old today.

(01:50:16):
Wow. You got Izzy Stradlin,formerly of Guns n' Roses, who is
sixty two and old school as well. John Schneider, the original bo Duke
from the Dukes of Hazzard. AlsoJonathan Kent in Smallville. That's right,
he's sixty four years old today.And your pornod birthday is Janet Mason and
today's birthday. Girl, she's spentmore time on the hardwood than Michael Jordan's.

(01:50:41):
She's been in five hundred and ninetyseven Time films a vacation, including
All Night at the Triple D Diner. She was in All National Interracial Cougar
Hunt Volume six. She was fantasticAnd Mommy's going black and she ain't coming
back by mom don't know? Anduh, who can forget her? Unforgettable?
Roll greg in Deep Inside your Mom? Oh yeah, let's watch.

(01:51:04):
That's that's Jenna Mason. She's anonly but good. She's fifty seven years
old. Wow, older than Raving. Oh she's probably I had done four
times. Yeah, that's a that'sa patch on a patch on a patch.
You know, that's your Porner birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that
is a Monday morning look at whatis happening in the world of nerds with

(01:51:26):
your nerd Out Report. We're gonnatake a quick break more Woodie shows.
Next hang on show in Sensitivity Trainingfor a Politically Correct World, The WI
Show, I Don't Care about yourfeelings? All right, Well, that's
gonna do it for a Monday morning. Oh no, our first show back

(01:51:48):
after the spring break vacation. I'vegot all caught up with each other,
you know what I mean? Ohmy god. Yeah. Also on today's
show, some of the training,these headlines and MENACE's word of the day,
which got us into our little discussionabout the high school power rankings based
on where we all graduated high school, how do they rank amongst each other?

(01:52:11):
Which is the highest rated compared tomaybe some of the lower ones.
Sea Bass was like, hmm,I wonder based on this room and what
we know about everybody, we alwaystalk about how MENACE's school system really failed
them, uh huh, but howdid it really turn out? You can
get caught up on that on today'spodcast, along with the Birthday's port of
Birthday nerding out and more. Justhit up the woodyshow dot com coming up

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(01:52:57):
Menace, Sea Bass, Sam anythingyou like to add, Wow,
great Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah. The only thing worse than
a dirty house is actually having toclean it sucks, see Greg, No,
not if you clean as you go, right Well, yeah, that's
true. If you just keep thingsclean as we do. I don't know
why I tell my kids this allthe time. How does your room get
this way? Yeah? If youwould just pick stuff up as you were

(01:53:19):
ready to drop it on the floor, just put it where it goes hamper
or hang it back up or whatever. I've never in my life understood clothing
on the floor. Yeah, evenas a kid, I never had a
dirty room. Yeah. Wow,because you're normal. Yeah, that is
a That is a brag right there. I thank you very much, Greg
Gory, thank you so much forgiving the show some of your valuable time

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this morning. You know we lovedappreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it. Wewill catch you back here on Tuesday.
Have a great day, s MDdouble M. I quit this spitch