The Woody Show April 9th 2024 Podcast

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S is due to the graphic natureof this program. Listener discretion, is
it lies? The Woody Show?Is The Woody Show Insensitivity Training class is

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now in session. Hey, goodmorning everybody. Today's Tuesday. It's April
the ninth, twenty twenty four.Welcome, Thank you for being here giving
us some of your time this morning. My name is Whaty. That is
Ravy. Hello. We got GregGory. There's Menace. What is that?
Boddy Sea Bass is here, AgentSebastians, these otherwise known we're out

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here. We got Sammy, there'sBort Caroline. They're both here in the
Wooden Show production department. Our associateproducer, name's Morgan. She's here.
She's our employee of the month.A yeah, yeah, so we got
Morgan here. We've also got Vaughnhe's our video producer. We got the
phones open for you. Eight sevenseven forty four, Woodie. That's eight

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seven seven forty four what somebody wasasking on the text yesterday, like,
so, what numbers is that equateto? When we say eight seven seven
forty four, Woody, that's oneverybody's phone? Look at it? Yeah,
which ever button has the W onit? You would hit that one?
Yeah, but I think people like, remember when texting first started,
what was that T nine Yes,where we had to be like five five
five two two seven nine corrected indo you time to do? Just regular

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texting was like hit it three timesto get to the letter you want?
Right? Yeah? Man, whatpaying the ask? Remember that? Yeah?
Yeah, So like, yeah,it's wo d y eight seven seven,
four four nine, six six threenine. I actually went through the
effort of going right now. Yeah, so there you go eight seven seven
four four nine six six three nineor eight seven seven quite easy. Yeah,

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coming up today, Agent Sebastian inthis parking lots trying to get people
do the right thing and return theircards. It's Woody show cart arcs today.
Yeah, I was. I wasout. It's funny you say that.
I was out in landover Hills,Maryland of all places, and so
I heard some lady. This isjust I'm just telling you what I heard.
Hey Sebastian, Yeah, kid,And they were like, oh you

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want to say hi, hello,thank you so much. So it was
very nice to be some fans berecognized by that, not only that name,
but that title. Yeah, agent. And then the cart narking today
comes from was this the New Zealandhave some samplings from New Zealand as well
as Raceive Bash just went on hisvacation, as well as another Netflix show
ripping off the cart Narks. Youwould decide you'd be the judge, and

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lots of answer you know, conflictand content. We've been tagging a bunch
of times, yes with you,you be the judge. We've got a
brand new redneck news coming up foryou today. Also the trending news headlines.
You know, it's all happening today. What everybody's talking about. Rave's
got nerd out, We've got thebirthdays. We've got the porno birthday that'll
be later on this hour here onthe show. And of course you want

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to call or text in, youcan do that and be part of the
show this morning. Something else thatI know Sea Bass looks forward to every
year. Seven eleven has announced thestart of Slurpee season with bring your Own
Cup Day season. That s theend YEP Saturday, right, uh yeah,
the thirteenth. Nice, So it'sbring your Own Cup Day on Saturday.
It's an exclusive event for fans ofseven to eleven, no other fans

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allowed. But also remember it appliesto their other cold. So so like
stripe speedway that's right. Yeah,so you can fill your own cups your
choice of slurp before a dollar ninetynine. I don't remember it being that
expensive. Why ah, yeah,you know, thanks inflation. Yeah,
I would eleven wants everyone to becreative with their cups, everything from fish
bowls, milk cartons, motorcycle helmets, those fi yep, yep. What

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are some of the ones you've donethe waiters? Most recently, we did
the oh I got it right herethe urn. Yeah, my mom's ashes
in and we did that one thatwas actually very successful. Did a costing
bag recently, Yeah, we dida I did a fish bowl thing around
my head. And then I've cheateda bunch of times with like a hose

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because they're very clear about it.Now they have a tench hole and they
say your vessel must pass pass uprightthrough the hole. Uh so, like
you could you think I just bringa length the hose and fill the hose.
Well, now it has to bethe entire vessel. Yeah. I
brought some barrels last year. Iremember Menas participated and then the lady kicked
me out. Immediately he went wentto Low's to get like planters. Yeah,

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and then the lady didn't even knowwhat was happening that day. That's
always happened. Yeah, you getpeople who are like just just clueless.
It's just this, the biggest thingyou're coming does all day? No idea,
It says, says your cup hasto be clean, water tight and
leakproof, has to fit upright withinthe ten inch hole in the stores display

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to ensure that's compatible with the Slurpydrink dispenser. Yep. If you don't
want to bring your own cup seveneleven Rewards members, I can get a
large Slurpee for a dollar on Aprilthirteenth, and you could download the app,
of course, and I can takeadvantage of that offer. But they
got the of course, the FantaDragon Fruit zero of course, the Chili

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Mango Slurpy, along with you know, blue raspberry and Coca Cola cherry things
like that, but also Pina Colada. Yes, yeah, bring your own
cup day for Slurpees this Saturday.Soul upright b where the opening is,
because what if you took like arectangular shaped vessel like a planter, but

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it went really long? Because tome, upright means where the opening.
I've considered some of it. Iconsider that I think they could probably you
know, that would be a goodtest, Greg, just to find like
a long because remember the first nineyears ago, I had a length of
drowned down spout drainage like this stuff. Yeah, and I filled garbage bags

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with that, which was clearly bendingthe rules. But they didn't care.
They shouldn't care. I've got alittle duget in the news. Last July,
a little terrier mix named Mishka wentmissing from her owner's workplace in San
Diego, leading her family to searchfor her for weeks, flyers everywhere,
no luck. Here we are.Eight months later, Mishiga was found in

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Michigan by a local citizen, andan animal welfare group identified her through the
microchip, so they were able tocontact the family, and so the family
was visiting Minneapolis for Easter, andafter a ten hour drive, the excited
little puppy was finally reunited with herfamily, who were grateful and overjoyed.
The hell is that dog doing?Time? And yeah, how the hell

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did you get there? And somebodylike pick it up as astray and maybe
bring it to Michigan. Didn't walkall the way to Michigan. I feel
I think I have seen those moviesI see right, I think I think
it's the homeless. I think,like especially not like the hardcore homeless,
but like those traveler kids who youknow that are kind of like I'm just
going from town and they they graba dog or maybe and they use it

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first sympathy, like I need givehim a bit. I don't need this
Michigan anymore. Yeah. Yeah,you guys remember the story about Flacco the
owl. This is the this isthe owl that escaped from the Central Park
Zoo. It was out there formore than a year, all right,
Well, uh, now, ofcourse the Flacco died and they did an

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autopsy of Flacco and it revealed thathe had herpies and four different types of
rat poisons in his system. Whenhe died, he went out partying.
Flacco the owl was a thirteen yearold eagle owl and uh he flew into
a building on the upper west side. Don't die. Uh. He had
severe pigeon herpie virus from eating feralpigeons, and after escaping the zoo,

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he was seen off and feasting onrats around Central Parky wouldn't that be the
answer to New York's rat problem,except that they are probably full of rat
poison. Uh. The Central ParkZoo said Flacco was probably so sick from
the herpes and rat poison he mostlikely flew himself into the building on purpose.
Oh wow, did they think,like, I'm so sick, I'm

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gonna commit commit out. I thinkthey're putting that on just probably so out
of it, dude. The biggestissues with eagles murdering pigeons in mid air
in my neighborhood that I have tokeep on picking up pigeon guts and like
and feathers all over the place.Why do you always have so many animal
issues like possums, wolves, wolfis taking care of a lot of the

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stuff, But now I have stuffin the air. So these are like
falcons not obviously Yeah, and they'rejust like murcans of some kind of air.
And it's like, I remember it'sin the middle of nowhere. Whenever
first happened, I was like,what the he? I thought that the
pigeon like flew into the air conditioning, right, sounds like it. And
then like you know these neighborhood apps, like somebody caught one on video exploding

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this pigeon and again, and ittakes weeks to like clean up all the
feathers from everywhere. Sucks and onethat's the whole piece of animal news here.
You like giant snakes, right menace? Yeah? Hot? So this
was known as the world's largest snake. Oh wow, found shot in the
Amazon forest of Brazil. It's auh, it's this huge ass snake and

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Ana Conda, known as Anna Julia, twenty six feet long, weighed more
than four hundred and forty pounds.It was coming right for me. She
was as thick as a car tirewith a head the size of a human.
Disgusting. That's crazy. This uh, this one guy, this biologist

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at one point even made headlines,was swimming alongside of her. And uh
you know, so, I guesssome hunters are the ones who shooting it
worked. Yeah, I mean it'sdown. I saw anacona featuring a j
Lo and thing and it never worked. Yeah. I would think, yeah,
hit the head because there's so muchbody like you hit it wherever ten
feet down. It's massive. Let'sshoot it right. Oh it's the biggest.

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Well, I could sell it.I could help people, uh strong,
I can see people freaking out likelike one of that thing just came
out of nowhere that would eat andkill you if it was the Amazon.
You're asking for all kinds of trouble, just giants. I'm not gonna say,
oh, well I am in theAmazon, so go ahead and just
eat me. Well, I don'twant to live anymore. But if you're

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you're the fool. It's in theAmazon. I agree with you, which
is why I will never be inthe Amazon. But these people, for
the people who go there, ifit find themselves there a neighbor protecting,
I'm trying to say, it's like, oh, it's the biggest thing.
Let's murder, right, murder baby. Like if you go in the ocean,
which you don't, which I neverwill, Okay, but like for
the millions of people who go intothe ocean and swim in the ocean,

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yea, if a shark happens tobe by you or start to attack you,
you're just gonna go. You're notgonna try to fight it all packing.
I mean, you try to fightit off, you do your best,
but you're going to be out therewith a gun. I'm saying,
let's just say you had a gun, would you not shoot it. I
would look, I doubt you couldget your gun out in time before you
were critically wounded. Well, peoplefight sharks, but you have people that

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fight off sharks. They get awayfrom it. Just say, this is
a big anaconda, kind of redundant. All anacondas are big baby vegas.
Yeah, the biggest, twenty sixfeet long, four hundred and forty pounds
to die. Well, I agreewith what Greg says, like when it
comes to like the world's greatest elkor polar bear right nowhere near people,
But like if it's a gator that'son a golf course, you want to

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get rid of that. Well,recently there was that massificator right, yeah,
I can't remember what they named him. He was the biggest one they
had ever seen. Huge, Sothey killed it, Yeah, murdered,
so do but just didn't how manyboots you can make, yeah, to
a swamp or you can't just letit live like it's just well, not
here at the golf course. Thisis very golf course. This is high

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dot com. It's a show.It's another new hour of insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's Tuesdaymorning. It's April the ninth, the

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date after the eclipse. I'm givingeverybody today. You can get all your
eclipse reaction stuff done today and thenwe can like move on right. Looking
at it was so much cooler thanI thought it was going to be.
Yes, I was like, ohwow, this is really cool. I
mean I didn't stand out there andstare at it. Oh forever. I

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was watching a bunch of clips likeABC News was posting stuff. Oh yeah,
I watched that too. ABC Newswas doing like all across the country
at different times so you could watchit different. Yeah. The overcast on
yeh yeah, the thing that Isaw was you know, they had people
in Mexico and they're all staring upat the sky, no glasses, no

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nothing. They're like, oh mygod, it's beautiful. It's looking like
out. Yeah. So again todaywe can we can discuss reaction and I
got a couple of things to share. But then after today, you guys,
it's over. I don't want tohear then shut up about the from

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the office. What a great show. Well yeah, so it's a it's
the Woodies show. We got cartarcs coming up for you in this hour.
Agency Mass he was doing some internationalcart narking. You're recently in in
New Zealand. They do have aproblem over there. Unfortunately they a lot
of folks think, oh, inEurope they have all they used all the
coin and chain system, which forfolks who don't know, if you haven't

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been to al d that's put aquarter in right, it pops out or
a euro in their case, andit pops open a chain which allows you
to get your cart and then youtake your cart back and you get your
quarterback. They don't have that NewZealand. Oh it is for a free
for all. What do they whatdo they call carts, trolley anything,

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the Queen or Kingdom trolley. Butit is in New Zealand, like the
Rednecks of the area, Rednecks ofthe area of the region of Oceania.
I wouldn't say so it was Igot a I mean I stay. I
stayed in the city Auckland mostly soI got I got a pretty intro you
know, intercononnentle a vibe like apretty a coach well Cartnark's coming up for

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you this hour. Google searches formy eyes hurt skyrocketed right after the clips
ended yesterday, peaked around three twentypm Eastern, just as the eclipse was
maxing out on the East coast.Also, searches for why do my eyes
hurt also up if you did stareat the eclipse a list of symptoms look
out for, like headaches, blurredvision, a blind spot in one or

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both eyes. Great awesome. Rabywas talking about how it was a lot
cooler than she thought. The coolestthing that I saw NASA posted footage from
the Space station of the full shadowpassing over the Earth. That was pretty
cool. But my my favorite videothat I saw was this weatherman from Mississippi.
He traveled to Dallas with his family. His name is David Hartman,

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and uh dude, he nerded outhard. He got really he got like
all emotional watching. Well, weare almost to totality here. These skies
have cleared off. The temperature isalready. I'm gonna get Emotionalsess, that's
unbelievable. Think how this works.The moon is four hundred times smaller than

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the sun, and the Sun isfour hundred times further away. Makes this
possible. And we're just about twototality here. The next minute, we're
looking for the diamond ring. Herewe go, it's just about to go
total. Look for the look forthe diving ring and the temperature. So
there it is. That's a diamondring right there. No, look at

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the diamond rings. There's a smallcloud and you say, helo, look
at it. The diamond ring isstill. You can still see the diamond
ring. Unbelievable. And there itis. It's the Sun's atmosphere. You're
looking at the corona on the sun. Yeah, it's the sun atmosphere.

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Yeah, unbelievable. Look at myb that's awesome. Look away from my
but clip, Yeah, my bonner. You can see anytime these eclipses.
They only happen, so get youreyes on that. I get one that's
cool for like science nerds. Rady, do you remember where you were in
twenty seventeen. I mean, Iguess I've never had a pair of glasses

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and looked up at it. It'scool. Last time you just said nah,
I ignored it. I got caughtup in eclipse hype. Yeah,
and took a look and I waslike, all right, I remember what
I said. Kid. In elementaryschool, it was such a big deal.
Yeah, making all your devices andthings, Yeah, would shine on
the paper. It's fun that way. You mentioned, what do you like

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people not using glasses? I waswatching the World News tonight with David Muir.
He was like looking into it whenit was that full uh totality?
Is that what it's called? Yeah, well that would be just darkness,
right, yeah, And so hedidn't have glasses on them. I thought
you still had to take them offat some point. I don't know when
that would be, because I didsee a couple of videos like all right,

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at this point you could take yourglasses off and like not, ug
chance, I think if I'm staringup there, I don't you gonna play
it safe and just keep him on. That's what I thought. But yeah,
he didn't have his glasses on.Once it hits totality, you can
take your glasses off. But thenonce you start to see the sun again,
you have to put him right backbecause again, you're not supposed to
ever stare at the sun. Whywould you, no matter what day it
is, No matter what day itis, I mean, you stare at

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the sun long enough today You're you'regonna have spots and you're gonna be looking
up. Why do my eyes start? Yeah? Yeah, I like about
it is that it's not a polarizingtopic. It's just these Yeah, everybody
is like this is pretty cool.Yeah. Uh. In Philly, there
were some people that shut up becausethey wanted to get married during the eclipse,
and it was such an awkward interaction. I love this clip so much.

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Yeah, it was this awkward interactwith the guys getting the reporters getting
the name wrong from both the brideand the groom, and then it's just
like they got this really really weirdstory because it's like, why do you
want to why get married for theeclipse? And they went to this really
cheesy story Yes, a wedding hasbroken out at a solar eclipse? Carle

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Right, Carla, Carla, whatdo you do for living? Free?
School teacher? Okay? Liv inuh Maryland in Maryland? Hey, Kyle,
Oh my god, that's like yeah, dude, they were so awkward.
I thought it was set up.Yeah, it was legit, Kyle.

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Hey, Barbara, it's Mary.Yeah. Yes, a wedding has
broken out at a solar eclipse.Carle right, Carla, Carla, what
do you do for living? Free? School teacher? Okay? Living uh
Maryland in Maryland. Hey, Kyle, Kevin said, Kevin, like I
said, here's the groom. Okay, what do you do for a living?

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Work at Giant? I do theovernight stocking and I run the store
and after hour. You came herefor the Soldier eclipse? Correct? Okay,
to get married during the eclipse.Absolutely. Well, the eclipse is
happening right now above us. Wejust can't see it. Why did you
want to do this straight the eclipse? Well, I call her my moonrise
sunflower and her wild sunner. Sothe idea of the Moon and the Sun

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uniting in the sky and on Earthat the same time just seemed perfect to
us. Congratulations Spanky so much.Oh yeah, the sweet though, it's
a cute idea the tail end ofthat. No, no, it's so
funny because then he wraps it upand he's like, well, I mean
there's some uh, some brighter newsthere, right, because they couldn't even

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see it. And then the personback in the studio is like, yeah,
yeah, yeah. You never beenwalking down the street and a wedding
breaks out. It's kind of scary. It's weird. Oh yeah, oh
my god. A woman in Floridawas shooting at cars on the highway.
She blamed it on the eclipse.Oh they had two people. Nobody died,

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thank out. Yeah, she wasjust eclipsing out. It was the
eclipses breaking out. Yep. Wow, anything with your chakras or anything else
yesterday, Sammy that you noticed?Yeah, I forgive her nothing that I
noticed. But we will feel theeffects of this eclipse for the next six
months, so right, explain that? Yeah, Well, because that's what
eclipses do. Eclipses eclipse things out, like of your life. So it's

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like endings and new beginnings at thesame time, and that will unfold over
the next six months. So whatshould I do? So you mean,
like every d there's something you cando. It's just happens. So it's
kind of like you're not supposed tostare at the sun any day, right,
not just during an eclipse, rightbecause it could cause eye damage and
kind of like things happen and peoplecome in and out of your life just

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in regular life every when there wasan eclipse. Now we just get to
least blame it on the eclipse becausethings were Yeah, because things we blame
like anything stupid we do on theeclipse for like six months. No,
we have a build to do withwhat we do. That's the point.
It's not an excuse and it's notwhat we do. It's something that's going
to happen that you have no controlover. So I imagine it. Wait,

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so you're talking about people being youknow, eclipsed out of your life,
right, right, But that happenslike relationships and jobs, it can
be whatever. And that's the andthat's the result of the eclipse, right
eclipses. Eclipse eclipses speed things up. So something that maybe you thought you
would do two years from now andstuff like that, the eclipse will make

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it happen sooner than you anticipated.Its so imagine it might not be like
out of the blue necessarily. Likelet's say you were going to retire and
you end up retiring two years earlierthan you thought. You knew that was
something that was going to happen.That's the ecliplise, and that's the eclipse.
But how the eclipse? I lovehow you just say this stuff so
calm, that's what that's not?How? Yeah, like, how does

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that happen? Like? What like, what does the eclipse have to do
with that? How does that makeit go happen fast? Let's speed up
your retirement plan? Yeah, thatwas just one example. It could be
a number if you were going tobreak up with somebody. If you understand
that, how like in the words, how does the eclipse make that happen?
Solar and understand the universe at work? But how Okay, So I'm

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glad that we got to this pointright here. I'm glad that we finally
got to this point right now,because Sammy, you're a very nice person.
I really like you. But Ithink we've entertained this enough times where
we get to this point in theconversation where there's no explanation anything, and
then so we should stop entertaining itbecause for some time, Oh no,
I find it very entertaining because wealways get to the same point. Why

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some of the explain though that isknown about that kind of stuff, is
that there's no seems like every singlething can't be explained because some of that
because some of them she does havesome kind of easting behind whether you know
we believe it, which is wedon't. But like she sometimes goes,
oh, well, it's because XY Z in this particular case, it's
just eclipse. Well, you know, eclipse, it speeds things up,

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has built an entire show around thisright here, I do, but like
there seems to be there was there'salways like an ending, not just uh,
that's just the way it is,you know, like like we here,
it always gets to the same pointin the conversation, correct, because

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it's all nuts, and it's allnuts at least what the UFO talk that
the UFO left. You know,there's an ending to the story just because
oh what to do? I don'tknow. Just it's like that we have
six months of because of the eclipse. Yeah, right, we're still getting

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the blame things on COVID, theafter effects of OVID nineteen. What this
is. It's a it's a profoundlack of critical thinking. And I'm like
Rady. I enjoyed watching it too. I love it because I don't.
I mean, I've heard about peoplelike Sammy it, but I've I've never
really ever been in a room withone, right, I've never really been
witnessed or knew somebody personally. Yeah, well now you know it's excited answer

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your question. Explain it on theeclipse. I think our goal is eventually
to like snap her brain, whichshe's like, oh, yeah, that's
stupid. But because I do believethat the universes at play with things that
happened, So I don't so Ibelieve in karma, right. I can't
explain it, but I do believeit's a thing. You know, you
do good things, good things cometo you, yeah, like do versa

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Yeah, but not to do them, so things come back to you.
I just I just think that,you know, it just feels like it's
the right thing to do, orlike the universe works in a weird way.
I told the story about how,you know, I got a job
very close to you know, homewhere my mom was, and within a
couple of months she got you know, diagnosed with non Hodgkins lim foma,
and I was there and then gota different job offer that I really wanted

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to take, but I wasn't goingto take it because my mom is going
through treatment. And just as Iwas getting and thinking and considering this option,
my mom came and say that shewas in remission. I was there
for just the right amount of time. So can I explain that? I
really can't explain that, right,because I went through that, I do
believe that there is some kind ofweird universe thing. Yeah, I can't

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explain it, like said, bythe way, but it does sound absolutely
battish crazy when you're sitting here talkingabout for the next six months the eclipse.
I can't explain why. I know, it sounds very breakups It sounds
so like, you know, nothypocritical, but you know what I mean,
like it's conflicting. It is,yeah, for sure, And it's
a lot of I guess like patternbased and looking for things. I mean

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yeah, because you can go,oh, it's a tribute to that,
and then someone could go, oh, no, it's a coincidence, or
oh no it doesn't. I mean, well, that's right. I also
can't necessarily. I mean, let'sjust that's the thing when you read these
books about conspiracy theorists and breaking theirpsychology is it's it's an over over use
of our pattern as humans. Wewant to recognize patterns for survival. Oh

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that's an animal, that's where water. You know that, you know it
is dangerous, that's dangerous, that'shealthy, et cetera. They say a
lot of conspiracy theorists and stuff likeastrology, because astrology, by the way,
is based on those stars kind oflook like a crab but not really
at all the sky and they saythat's Arthur test Or, like tell me
what you see, and so likeit was the over use of the wrong

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use of our patterned recognition, andthen people you know, end up like
Sammy. I mean, I thinkeverybody is looking for patterns constantly, whether
it's similar to other people or not. Like this, yeah, falls into
a category that a lot of usare people. But then they make up
stuff that has no like when welook. I guess it's whatever makes you
feel better about your situations, Likepeople who are coming in and out of
your life. You want to blamethe eclips, so be it. It's

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nuts you know, if it makesyou feel better, I mean I feel
religion. If it makes people feelbetter, that's fine. It sounds crazy
to me here these stories beginning walksuch as flocking. It is a way
to process sort of life and what'sgoing on. You got to understand,
like how crazy it sounds to otherpeople. Yeah, but I mean again

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you just recognize that. I meanwhat I think is that a lot of
people whatever, like you, gravitatetowards anything in your life that interests you,
because that's how you understand how toprocess certain things. So I can
gravitate towards astrology and you can gothat's crazy. And then someone can gravitate

(28:41):
towards star wars or sports or this, and a lot of it still is
though, like pattern recognition or thingsthat they like. See, Yeah,
I don't know. I mean,patterns have been going since nineteen seventy seven.
Have you ever blamed Perry Potter ona breakup raving vice versa? Probably?
Yes, he's a different house.The point we just didn't match up.

(29:07):
But why waste your time if ithas nothing to do with it?
All right, and you want toend this menace or you you know what
he wanted to do. He toldme that he's really into the whole honey
booboo drama. Following that, I'mlike, no, there's a major drama.
Wow yet the sun? Yeah?Up about this? We're having some

(29:33):
computer issue. No never show,we got cart narks coming up for you
this hour. You got a coupleof calls to the after Hours voicemail Sea
Mass about cart Narks. Let's listenthis, This person cartnarks somebody at their
local grocery store. Do you youdon't really encourage that kind of book.

(29:56):
A lot of people they are empowered, emboldened by cartnarks inspired. But as
you heard from oh I don't know, countless Carnarks episodes, you could get
beat up or oh yeah, yeah, all right, here's the call of
the after Hours voicemail point, what'sgoing on with the show? I just
wanted to share that I cart narkedsomebody while I was walking into the store

(30:18):
today. While I know that weshould leave cart narking to the professional,
I just couldn't believe the audacity ofthis entitled lazy bone. As I was
crossing the street from the parking sectionto the store, I witnessed a loser
put his cart on the inside ofthe street, next to the curve,
like where the cars go by.I couldn't believe it, so I stopped

(30:44):
and asked him, you know that'snot where the cart goes right, you
know, to me like a dumbdeer in the headlights. So I just
raised my eyebrows and gave him theyou know kind of look. He then
proceeded to but grudgingly take his cartthe fifteen yards front of the door.
People suck man with the cart andarks me love all in a later by.

(31:08):
Well, even the cart nark himselfhas a very low success rate when
it comes together people to actually putthe card back. Well, and unfortunately
what he's doing there is both dangerousbut also necessary because we got to the
point where you know where we arebecause people wouldn't say they see something like
oh, just let it all andElsey, oh you're being a Karen.

(31:29):
But no, if if you havea real reason and you're and you're actually
on the side of right, youare not a Karen. You're a responsible
citizen. That's right, you're onthe side of justice. Here's another person
that's got an ethical cart return questionfor agency best what a show big fan
here from the sixty six to onehad a question for you something I just
went through, you know. Sowent to a supermarket Costo, one of
the big ones, you know,radio scared of him and it wasn't Mad

(31:52):
House, So I do a supporther on that, but I still go.
I parked them the very back justto deal with the crowds and stuff.
And so when I got to mycar and unloaded my groceries, I
had my shopping car. So Ilooked around and I saw a corral.
But the corral was actually further fromthe front door than where I was parked.
So anytime in that situation, Ithought, what would SEA best do?

(32:14):
So I walked to the corral.But should I have left it where
I was at that way, itwould have been easier for the employee to
get it, because when I didgo to the corral, there was only
one card in there and it wasmine. Let me know, thank you
that terrible question. What otherwise he'slooking out for the employees. He wants
to go out there and get thecards because it's technically closer to the door

(32:35):
than the corral was. There's theclosed door. Go bring it back to
the front. That's where all thecarts are anyway, and the point of
the cart narks again is not aboutthe employees. It's about the next person
that wants to the first guy's case, just drive down the damn parking.
But in your case, the personwants to park next to you where you
are, they're not. They nowhave a harder time to do that because

(32:57):
your card's there. It's not theemployees, and it's knock going to be
the only cart of life ever tobe in that location. Some other carts
will end up in that corral.In fact, you're planning a seat like
you're the first card in the crowd. Big deal. Well we're gonna have
a brand new round of cart andarcs. Hello, welcome to another edition
of the Menace Cooking Corner. Yes, chat now. Today I'm gonna give
you a really quick recipe on howto be a hit at any party.

(33:20):
Oh yes, ship, check outmy wienies, yes ship. Oh yeah,
yes, chick, you have somemenace world famous wieners right there.
Yes, thank you. Yeah,I like to hut the woody shoe.
We gotta do another Menace Cooking Cornerat some point. Yeah, I'm down
guaranteed breakfast yet guaranteed too. Atleast lot of things out there. Phones
are oup at eight seven seven,hit us up of the text to over

(33:43):
to two to nine eight seven withoutany further ado, Ladies and gentlemen,
time for some cart arc and cartards. What you're gonna do, What
you're gonna do when they on you? Cartards, card arks? What You're
gonna do, What you're gonna dowhen they not on you? Is filmed
alongside the men and women of cardnarks. Listen, just scroc news advice.

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All right, So agent Sebastian,he is on the case trying to
get the lazy bones to do theright thing and return those carts either the
restimen there at the front of thestore or at least to the car croutes.
The very least that you could do, very least you could do.
People put up a big, bigfight. Let's go not just to North
America, but to New Zealand andfind out how they're doing. How's their
sheep? That's their sheep. SoNew Zealand, they don't, as I

(34:27):
mentioned, they don't have the lockand key locking coin mechanism. It's it's
willy nilly, it's like you are. It's your duty to use your conscience.
You're not being helped at all monetarily. You're putting your cart back.
It's the right thing to do.And uh I found out that they do
leave carts out at their Woolworths whothey have, that's their big grocery store.
They have a costco. I wentto a costco in New Zealand.

(34:47):
Menace lucky right, Yeah, Imean there used to be Woolworths, I
mean apartment stores. They weren't groceries. I just looked this up wo Worst
Australia. Unrelated to Woolworth's US really, but they called it Woolworst just to
see if they could get away withit. Oh well, it's because it
wasn't trademarked in Australia or New Zealand. They're still around and the Woolworth's here

(35:08):
gone gone for decades, were notyou. So I was walking around my
cart nark's a little vest doing thisand that, and uh it was actually
pretty nice people. I caught afew lazy bones, but they were pretty
like, oh yes, sorry aboutthat. Man just put their cards back
in fact, and so I wasactually a good experience. And one tried
to hurt me. No one triedto kill me. In fact, one
lady saw me and she was like, oh that's right, cracky eye.

(35:30):
Whatever the hell. I So peoplewill leave them like just the middle.
Well that's one way to put it. Yeah. Yeah, we say lazy
bones because that's kind of nicer.Okay, thank you, absolutely, thank
you, thank you. You haveyou've seen in my life and we are
an international organization. Look at that, she's for it picking up moms.

(35:53):
It was actually a pack and save. That's another like big sort of mixed.
Yeah. So I I'll give aNew Zealand a like say a B.
Plus. They were nice. Noone tried to hurt me. I
was out there for several days,walked around a bunch of different places,
and they're pretty generally nice, justfriendly people. Let's go back to America.
Nour this lady. So she's in. You know, they had like

(36:14):
the handicapped spots up front, andthey'll kind of they'll they'll be set maybe
like four and they'll have you know, the big blue striped walkway in between
them and around them. So andthat's there and it says no parking on
that stripes. Yeah, it's therefor a reason. It's there. So
people can move around and have morespace to get in and out of their
cars because oftentimes they have walkers andchairs and things like that. Well,
this lady said, well, there'salso a room for my carts, us

(36:35):
shove it right behind one of thosespots. And so I approached her and
kind of tried to calmly explain,Oh, you really shouldn't leave your cart
behind that spot, because again,for a thousand different reasons, pretty really
really your carts you put your leftit block in the handicap walkway and then
the handicapped walkway, but a partthat's behind the front part certainly is behind

(36:57):
them, with the point being thoughthe handicap people need that area walk around
in. So why would you Whywould you be cruel? Why would you
be cruel? Why would you becreep? You will let me finish the
sentence. On certain World Star videos, there's a there's like I asked a
hood myth thing you learned to like, just yell, just keep speaking,
talk louder than the talk louder andif you don't have any exhaust them,

(37:19):
you don't have anything new to say, just repeat what you said before.
Don't have a conversation. I'm sogassed out with you. They just give
up about about about So she thensees, oh, well, well,
first off I break her of that, and then she looks at the vest
that says card Arks, and she'scurious, well, who even are you
to be making this request of me? Where are you? I'm coming from
the card Arks. I don't.I don't care, Okay, I asked

(37:39):
you. But we've heard this.That's a I love re recurring things like
that because that's happened before in cartonArks, including this guy from Staten Island.
Who are you the car? Idon't. It's like people are so
they I would think these are actorsbecause there's the program. All right.

(38:00):
So so we we were talking andshe says, well, I handicap too.
By the way, she's thirty andshe's getting into that car just fine.
She's maybe a little handy fat becausefrom uh a kind of buff face.
So we're talking again about well,well what if someone let's I've heard
this excuse before, well, Ileft my cart in the handicap spot because
what if someone needs a cart tohold on to? Oh yes, oh

(38:22):
yeah, it's so thoughtful of her, right, what if someone let someone
gets out of the car. Ineed the car, they can grab it.
What if someone doesn't need that cart? Oh here's the bagnet, gotcha
hit that off? Oh wow boy? And I've gotten that a lot where
people say, well, my grandmotherliked to have it. Well, she's
a walker number one. And whatif what if the next grandma who pulls

(38:42):
in that spot has a walker andcan't get out of the herb, you
know, the back seat because yourcart's sitting there. They don't think of
that. They think of like theirperfect scenario situation. Yeah. So anyway,
so finally I'm kind of breaking downall you know, all her lies
and the techniques and tactics, andshe just resorts to this, man,
what if someone wants to back intothat spot in low groceries there? Now
your cart's in their way. You'regetting on my nerves right now. You're

(39:05):
dumb mon. She's not even gonnaaddress that point. She just says,
you're a dumb mother. I'm thedumb mother effort. You're so stupid for
pointing out that she's king the spotand the access to the spot. So
I get and then go, andshe's taken one magnet at this point.
The magnet is by the way,if you're not familiar to say, I
don't return my shopping cart like ajerk. She's taking that throat in the
bushes, but of course I'm okay, I have another magnet, and she

(39:30):
has a response for that. You'regetting on my nerves right now. You're
dumb, ma'am. What got onmy nerves is that cart right there blocking
part of the handiccaff spot nod.I'm gonna take you way. I did
it just right there, okay,how you know it, sir. So
that's my favorite thing is when peopleshe's like because she's screaming at me,

(39:51):
calling me a dumb mother effort,and I'm hoping that some you know,
white night will come in and say, hey, buddy, these card dogs.
Hey. Well, unfortunately she didleave with the magnet. With the
magnet, you know, as shedidn't call her put her enough phone numbers
on there. She didn't unfortunately,So no, I don't think I got
to her. But hopefully she'll bean example for other people. Now,

(40:13):
this is a video that's next clipis something I've been tagged in. A
bunch is a new Netflix show froma guy I know you like, Greg
Justin Willman. He's the guy whodid magic for Humans. Oh yeah,
yeah, So he has a newmagic prank show and this is the third
episode of this season that just cameout, and he wants to solve the
problem of what people leaving their cartsout. And he does this by putting

(40:35):
a radio control on the back wheelsof the cart so that if someone leaves
their cart out, he can thendrive it behind their car, which I
used to call that. Not onlycan he drive it behind their car,
he can do something else. Sothis is again from the new Netflix show
from Justin Wilman. I'm heading tothe grocery store to help people realize the
consequences of their selfish behavior. AndI invited David, the store managed,

(41:00):
along for the ride, mostly sowe don't get sued. Lam all right,
blocker in customer remain Oh yeah,do imsion to hit a customers?
Blocker in my gosh, put itback. Oh I'm just gonna leave it
still, all right, Okay,which I would love to do, but

(41:25):
I've been told by lawyers don't dothat. Simply by putting a cart behind
the car, that could be potentiallythat potentially false imprison which it's not because
the cart's on wheel obviously, butif you have a Netflix show, apparently
can just break laws and the likeyou mentioned. As we've been tagging these
little videos hundreds of times. I'llgive Justin credit. On Justin's Facebook page

(41:45):
and not facebook Instagram page. Hetagged cart nark, so he's aware of
us. By the way, Justin, the thing would have been, hey,
let's have special guest agents. Abastian, when you screwed up with it,
you heard his voice, You heardthe manager's voice. You can hear
the person's voice because he didn't puta mic in the cart to get her
and like to talk back. Icould have again put me on as I

(42:06):
know could have been. Now allpeople have said that to me, like,
oh, I got great idea.Well guess what it is a great
idea. I thought of it,and guess who else thought of it?
Mark Robert thought of it last year. He's that's what I was thinking.
Like, he's the guy saw thisbefore he did the glitter bomb prank.
He's a former engineer. He hada little shit. He had a show
on like Discovery Plus and No OneWatch, which I think is why nobody
realized it or he did the exactsame thing, and that's how this went.

(42:28):
The nerve of this lady. Yougotta admire the irony here she's complaining
about the very problem that she createsfor others by not returning her car.
Yeah so I had some audio fromher there, but same idea. He
had an RC on a card.So I appreciate it. Thank you.
Justin again next time have me along. Yeah. Well right, I also
like to try to, you know, rig up a cart. You got

(42:50):
to get lucky knowing that that's theperson you know who's not going to return
the cart. Yeah, that mightbe a lot of waiting. I think
it would be. Well, mostpeople don't return their car, and that's
the thing. You know this frombeing on TV shows. There's a ton
of waiting, so they are usedto wait. Eat a sandwich. There
you go, there's a cartners.Everybody's crazy deal. Nice job as always

(43:13):
agents, what you're gonna do whenthey got we will particularly your carts.
You put your left it block inthe handicapped walkway, and the handicapped walkway
a partners be hanged. The frontpart certainly is, but behind them,
but the point being though the handicappeople need that area to walk around in

(43:34):
So why would you why would yoube cruel? Why would you be cruel?
Why would you be creep? We'llwant to finished sentence. This is
as bad like a bleep, Andwe are into another new hour of insensitivity
training for a blitantly correct world.It is Tuesday morning. It's April the

(43:55):
ninth, twenty twenty four. I'mwhatdy, that's raving more. Greg Gorgan
wanted to you, Hi, woodthere's menace. What is up, Woody?
Well, you've got Sea Bass,there's Sammy, see Borton, Caroline
on the job this morning. Therein the Woody Show production department, Morgan
is here, Von our video produceris here. The phones are open for
you at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. That's eight seven seven forty

(44:19):
four, Woodie. It's got abrand new redneck news coming up here in
just a moment. Also this hour, you know, we put out the
call. We were asking somebody tocall in and defend their profession. The
profession in question this time pharmacists.Yeah, and Greg and Seed Bass both
menace to some degree. But youknow, really it started with Greg's on

(44:40):
like I just don't get that.I just don't get it, and I
agree that I'm ignorant about it.That's why I want to talk to one
find out. You take this medication, you grab your little knife and you
count out pills. Right, youdidn't prescribe it, You just were told
to go acquire it. Yeah,it seems like it's quite a process to

(45:01):
do that. Yeah, simple test. We asked somebody who was a legit
pharmacist to call in and defend themselves. We always hear from people saying like,
excuse me, Well, you knowthat's not fairly. I mean,
I'm not there to defend myself.Well, in this case, we've invited
somebody. His name's Frankie. He'sa he's a pharmacist, and he will
answer your questions. Greg Sea Bass, all right, all right, so

(45:22):
that'll be coming up for you thishour here on the Woodie Show Todd for
a brand new redneck news show.You've gotta go outside to grab something out
the fridge. That is britt NickNews and today's Redneck News. Sea Bass
from your hometown of Nashville, Tennessee. Lovely, where you got this fellow

(45:43):
named Craig Miller who's facing more thana dozen charges after he randomly fired multiple
shots in the streets of downtown Nashville. I shouldn't do that. It was
early in the morning. A witnesscalled the police about a guy and an
intersection who was quote waving a firearmaround and shooting off rounds in different directions.
And when the officers arrived, theyasked Craig Man, what the hell

(46:05):
are you doing? What's going on? And he told them that he had
just gotten divorced from his wife.It was quote celebrating regains. How you
do it him off at the morning? I mean, good for him,
but you can't do that. Ohand by the way, he was high
at the time, and the gunturned out to be stolen, and he

(46:28):
kicked one of the officers in thestomach while he was being taken in the
custody, and he threatened to killhim. Wow, things exciting in downtown
Nashville. I got Craig doing this, she got that's just caused the country
music lifestyle. Sounds like his exis the real winner here. I'm getting

(46:50):
that. I bet she lives inTexas too. You got, I got?
And here you say you don't likedad jokes, Well, it's it's
sort of right. Joke. Bumpset Spike. All right, Well that's
from Nashville, Tennessee. That isCraig Miller who was high and ready to

(47:10):
fight when the cops busted him forshooting his gun in the air celebrating his
divorce. And that is today He'sRed Nick. So Frankie the pharmacist here
to defend himself and his profession againsthe's bullies, Greg and Sieba. That's
coming up next here on the WoodyShow. Hang on right back. A

(47:37):
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Beach on Long Beach Boulevard. Ohyeah, that's the spot right there,
all right, So here to defendthemselves. We've got a guy who was
a pharmacist. Now, Greg wassaying on past shows, when you know,

(48:24):
I think we did a thing wherewhat's a what's a profession you just
don't really have much respect for?Yeah, and I think that's when Greg
had mentioned originally, like a pharmacistjust doesn't really get it. It's just
it's definitely not disrespect, but it'slike, what do you really do?
Right? And then you know,Sea Bass was you know piling I mean

(48:46):
two six seven texting over hot taketechnicians at the pharmacy they're the drama queens.
The actual pharmacist has the important jobof verifying and cross referencing meds alone,
not a very difficult task. Volumeand babysitting the technicians it gets frustrating
and difficult. Interesting, Yeah,but yeah, we do have and we

(49:08):
we put out the call we're lookingfor an actual pharmacist work. We're gonna
do this with other I want todo one with like chiropractors would be good.
We could do one with people whoare you know, card readers or
you know whatever reads whatever they havedouble right, and so because people will

(49:30):
have these conversations on the air andpeople will say, oh, well that's
not fair that I'm here to defendthemselves. Well now they are. Ladus
John, please welcome pharmacist Frankie tothe show. Hello, We're doing great,
and I just want to start bysaying I really appreciate you answering the
call very much and agreeing to comeon with us and really speak up for

(49:52):
yourself. This is you. Heis here to defend himself Greg, okay,
against Greg's Greg's claim to have abone to pick with Greg right off
the bat. And okay, I'msure you did. Before we get into
that, though, let me kindof set this up up for everybody.
So Frankie graduated from the University ofMichigan Pharmacy School, which is one of

(50:13):
the top five pharmacy schools in thecountry. He worked as a pharmacist at
CBS for years and eventually switch He'snow working at a hospital. Okay,
okay, So what do you doat the hospital, Frankie. You know,
we in the hospital, we're overseeinga lot of the critical drugs for
you know, dosing and working withthe physicians on rounding on the patients just

(50:35):
to make sure in the critical situations, were making sure they're getting the right
drugs, the right doses, youknow, the right race of the very
right I would assume like a hospitalpharmacists would be probably one of the biggest
advocates for the patients. By theway I look at it was, we
kind of are the checks and balances. We kind of make sure that the
doctors just aren't doing everything willy nillythat might harm the patient if they give

(50:59):
them too many medications. So we'retrying to keep an eye on that to
make sure that the patient stays safewhile they're you know, dosing them and
no interactions are occurring. So workingas a pharmacist at a hospital, that's
kind of like the major leagues ofbeing a pharmacist. And then you would
say, what CBS is kind oflike the minor leagues. And then are
there any like what would be likehigh school the high school baseball equivalent of

(51:22):
being a pharmacist. You work ata clinic or something, or yeah,
you're probably working at some random urgentcare. Okay, just like desperate.
All right, well you're desperate.And I'm glad you brought up the doctor
angle, Frankie, because when wepreface this segment and how we're going to
have a pharmacist defend the profession,and again, I'm coming from a place
of ignorance, which is why Iwant to learn about this, they said

(51:45):
in one text we got doctors don'tknow ish. Pharmacists know everything about medication
that you take. But I havenever once in my many years on this
planet gone to the doctor and theyhemmed in hot about what to do and
then said, hold on, letme the pharmacists. They prescribe something.
Then I go to the pharmacist becausethey look at your body retain it.

(52:07):
And not once have I witnessed adoctor called the pharmacists and said, hey,
he presents with this, what shouldhe take. It's not that order,
it's doctor to the pharmacist. Youare lower, I mean the doctor.
They're kind of just shoot it outthere. They're like, oh,
this is what they need, butthey don't really realize like all the other
things that you're maybe on in theinteraction. So it's very detailed and the

(52:30):
physician doesn't think like that. Theysee the one problem you got hypertension you
came in because of your complaining ofthis. They go for that and they
just write for something. Because someare pretty cut and dry, but it's
the ones where we really need totake a look at the patient. Also
like a last line of defense,like he's saying, before you start getting
all these extra things, we haveFrankie the pharmacists here to defend himself because

(52:52):
the original condif you're is tuning in, Greg was saying, I just don't
really get it, like you havelike this knife and you're counting out pill
jump. Let you get something thatalready exists. You. You get prescribed
tetracycling for acne, and then theygo to the bottle, dump it out
on a tray, count the numberof pills if you've never taken it before.
They literally read you the directions asif you can't read they, which

(53:14):
is called educating customers on medication consultation, right, aka aka justify my existence.
Right, the prescription came from thedoctor. And sorry, one more
thing, Frankie. If it's somethingthat already exists, eye drops. I
took my mom to pick up hereye drops. We hand over the prescription.
Yeah, come back in forty fiveminutes, we'll have that ready for
you. No, it's on theshelf, grab it, walk over,

(53:36):
pick it up and walk it backto Yeah, it's frost. Let me
let me let me give retail.I do I did work retail, So
let me just defend them a littlebit here. First of all, Greg,
I gotta say you're counting one,two, three, four, five,
No, we do five, ten, fifteen, twenty, So you
got to give us credit there.We so you're like a blackjack, dude,

(53:58):
we're cutting. That's what huging.The other thing you don't realize is
every a lot of prescriptions are setelectronically. So you may see that the
store looks empty, but what youdon't see is that we got a Q
that is that is long of doctorssending these scripts. So when you come
physically, you know, and youdon't see anybody there, you may be

(54:19):
down the list because there might havebeen ten other scripts that were sent electronically.
Even see Frank, I'm the onewho's here now. Yeah, I
think that's obvious. Is not tobe rude, but I mean, sure
you have fifty ahead of me,but hey, I'm right here. Walk
ten feet, grab the eye dropshere you go, and then check it
off your list. Let's see,that's not how they train them. So

(54:39):
that's that's why Frank is here tostore a little bit. We got to
get that money from you guys.Did anybody ever the legitimate question? Everybody
ever say something like that to you, like the people at CBS, because
like that was my theory, Likeall right, like uh, if we
tell them twenty minutes, even ifwe could to the turn this around very

(55:00):
quickly. Off, Yeah, they'regonna go impulse shop and that's gonna be
more money for CBS on top ofwhat they're making from the prescription. You're
gonna buy some recess. But hasthere anything anything that was like said along
those lines. No, nothing,nothing. Officially, they do want us
to do it fast. I meanthey do look at the metrics and they
do though this might be on thewrist if you're too slow. I mean

(55:20):
there is they want us to befast. But because there is competition,
pharmacists could should elevate the people thatare there in person. They should recognize
that, I mean, the goodones should. So in a place like
a CBS or a Walgreens. Iseverybody behind the counter, are they all
legit pharmacists or their bunch of liketexts entry level kind of people. Yeah.

(55:44):
So there's only typically at any retailone pharmacist and the rest are texts.
So only text can only do certainthings. The texts are very,
very valuable because they are the onesdoing the bulk of the pulling and the
counting, where the pharma is doinga lot of the verifying. Because here
you laughing, what do you laughing? Let's go back to the verify.

(56:07):
Let's go back to again, misterhardcore counter over here. I am a
doctor. I I gotta, Igotta, I am a doctor. Is
it isn't? But I know,I just want to make what do you
do as far as a cross referencingmedications that a computer could not do?
That says like, hey, likeyou have a list of medications. These
are the ones they have. Youknow that they have complications with What are

(56:28):
you doing that any software, anyspreadsheet couldn't do? And there's no way
you're doing it off memory? Right, No, there is no way.
You're one hundred percent right there.There is a difference between clinically significant and
just an alert on a computer.So you do have to understand that we're
trained, you know, all thatschooling to understand like a clinically relevant alert

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with just a random alert that doesn'treally mean anything because there are a lot
they call it alert fatigue. There'scountless alerts for interactions that they are telling
us this this this this and this, So as our training and everything like
that, we have to look tosay is this clinically significant? Could this
actually have an impact color coding?You know? Not good? Take that

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one. You take that's that's notFrankie's problem here. We're trying to get
the answers on like what actual pharmacistity. And I also want to ask for
doing did you have to go tophone calling school too? Because you got
the phone. I will tell youone of the worst things about retail is
we we get the anger of everybodyin healthcare because with the face of them

(57:42):
trying to get their medication. Sowhen we say here are your prescription six
hundred dollars, they're furious because they'relike, well, my insurance should cover
that. Well, they think we'rethe ones that are giving them. Well,
it's because they waited half an hourfor their eye draws. Yeah,
you know. And also, Greg, I would I would just I would
instantly give you those eye drops ifI could. Well. And also,

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if it's a new medication, you'venever taken it before, the pharmacists asked
you that, and if you sayno, they literally take the instructions out
of the bag and read them toyou, with all due respect, Frankie,
after all that schooling, shouldn't youknow that medication and just do it
from memory? Because I can readthe papers and thousands of medications, so
I we know a lot of theroutine ones. But if an occasional,

(58:27):
you know drug that we haven't seenit in a while, they need to
do that. I say, I'msitting here and I know, like greg
Or Sea Bass, they're they're prettycritical, but I I am a person
sitting here going, man, Ireally do appreciate what pharmacists do because they
do have to know a lot ofstuff and they're probably people are dumb man.
People take People don't read instructions forsure. Yeah, I don't expect

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they have to read. But I'malso I'm not expecting a pharmacist to know
like all the instructions for you said, there you ever look at the shelves.
There's a ton of stuff up there, of course, and you know
there's different doses everything else. I'msure, and people are I have a
legit, an actual legit question,because you said a lot of doctors don't
ask or don't care enough about preother things. People are taking. How

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many times, let's say in thecourse of a year. Do you deny
someone medication because you say, waita minute, this is going to kill
you or hurt you because you're alreadytaking X, Y and Z. I
would say, on a daily basis, we do that for sure. Uh,
there's a thing called QTc. Soit's QTc prolongation of your heart,
the rhythm of your heart. Socertain drugs. I don't want to get

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too technical. For Sea Bass,I'll be confised. I got it.
He can go go later. Yeah, it can extend your heartbeat rhythm,
and then that can actually cause aheart attack. So we do interact a
lot in the hospital setting. Ina retail side, I would say probably
not. I wouldn't say once aday. I would say maybe in a
very critical situation, maybe three orfour times a week. Maybe thought,

(59:58):
Well, you know, the biggestthe biggest in that conversation is making sure
you get them before tea time.Right, it's a battle golf course.
One last question for you, Frankie, do you yourself have the power to
write a prescription? I have theability, per protocols in the hospital,
to order things and to change thingsbased on policies that we have in place

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that give us. The physicians havebasically agreed out of policy to let us
pharmacists do things. We can dosedrugs and we can make decisions. And
so there are certain medications I cando that on, but then there's certain
medications that I can't do that on. So it just depends on the medication
involved that I can. I canactually write for something like it's per protocol,

(01:00:43):
per se, but I'm the onemaking the decision on what to give
them. No, Greg, hecannot write you a prescription for more.
I was going to ask for phonenumber. Well, Frankie, thank you
so much for the call real insight. Yeah, yeah, so you got

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me, damn it because he wasso he was, thank you, frank
Well, he was here to defendhimself, the industry and the pharmacy industry,
the pharmacist more specifically against these jerks, Greg and Sea Bass. Is
there a doctor in the house notwhite? But thank you, appreciate you
man. What a show is next? Hang on? The show will be

(01:01:27):
back in a sec. This show, if you know what I'm saying.
All right, thanks again to Frankiethe pharmacist. Somebody said he's being pretty
chill. I don't know why youguys are being such a dis he very
chill. That's Greg and Sea Bass. I thought Frankie was very my bigger

(01:01:52):
dick than Greg. Greg was goingin on him. Sure, I was
learning you were Greg was trying tohave a conversation. You were just being
did I had questions like did yougo to phone school to the so call
yep eight seven seven forty four?What he hit us over the text over
to two to nine eight seven.So. I mean, it's very easy
to focus and see how divided peopleare. And I find even doing this

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job, it's a lot easier tofind things that the people, at least
for the most part, agree on. I don't think we're ever gonna find
anything that everybody agrees on. ButI gotta tell you there's no lack of
stuff, because that's obviously the stuffthat we're going for. We're not trying
to find things one way or theother. We're trying to find, you
know, things that will you know, common thread. People love food.

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Yeah, as an example, everybodythinks farts are funny, right Greg,
I hope so. Yeah. Butaccording to this research, seems that people
agree on more than you even realize. But people say they feel less connected.
Sixty percent of people agree that havingfun with people has gotten harder lately.
Okay, two thirds say they're hangingout with people less than they did
five years ago. Probably that's true, it's true eight and ten. So

(01:03:01):
eighty percent of people in their livesreally miss and want to reconnect with somebody.
Okay, uh. Ninety one percentfeel they don't have to agree with
someone on every issue to enjoy ameal together. I would hope, Yeah,
I think so. I mean whenI look at Mike the Showkiller,
Mike the Show Killer has estranged himselffrom his own sister because the sister's husband,

(01:03:27):
his brother in law, has adiffering political view and so just can't
even stand to be in the samehouse. Yeah, and so he's missing
out on time with his niece andhis sister suomed it. And there are
people who are like that. AndI saw him, Man, this is
not the way to go. Andhis sister, I guess, has drawn
the line in the sands saying,hey, my husband. Yeah, and

(01:03:50):
of course what is she going todo right? Good for her? At
what point do we consider it anaddiction and if it affects your relationships with
your family and frist like hoarding orwhatever. That's true. Seventy five percent
of people agree that people in generalare mostly good. Yeah, okay,
it's hard to feel that way.I want to feel that way. I

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think people are mostly good. Ido agree with that. I don't know,
it's the crap. People are louder, true, that's why we always
hear about them. Everybody to beperfect. Well, what's the note perfect
different thing? Yeah, perfect different. I'm talking about the people who go
out of their way to be dicksand to be you know, disruptive.

(01:04:38):
Ye, not not good disruption,like, oh, we're going to be
the disruptive force of the industry.No, No, I'm talking about like
the people who are doing these dumbpranks and stuff in grocery stores, licking
ice creams, and we hear aboutlook at me people. Yeah, those
are the loudest. But I thinkwe've done it. Even though the majority
of people are good, the majoritypeople have done a really lousy job of
holding the people who aren't good accountability. So that's that's where I struggle.

(01:05:04):
So I do believe that most peopleare good, But man, I think
we just do a really rotten jobof allowing these other people to get away
with murder. True every literally orfiguratively. Right, that's a good point.
Yeah. So, I mean peopleagree on more than than you might
think. Okay, let's all getback together and have fun. I think
people are way too worried about,like you know, offending somebody or looking

(01:05:27):
a certain way, and so thatmaybe they don't say something but or just
don't want to get involved. God, forget about the Woodie Show. Some
reaction to Frankie the pharmacist who cameon to defend himself and the industry.

(01:05:48):
Yeah, I'm glad he did.The pharmacist industry against those meanies Greg and
Sea Basses. They were me.Yeah, but somebody said that just sounded
pretty close to the high school jobfair where the students would grill the person
presenting. I loved it. Andthen a lot of stories in here,

(01:06:11):
people talking about how, you know, they've had issues where you know,
the doctors completely missed something. Theywere on two different blood pressure medications which
shouldn't have been happening, and thenit was the pharmacist who caught it.
Here after my surge were the doctor'stwo different blood pressure medications. Nobody caught
that from the one eight. I'mon three different blood pressure medications today.

(01:06:33):
Send Greg and Sea Bass to workfor a day at the pharmacy and see
how they handle it. Idiotcy isstrong with can you read? I wonder
if I could walk to a shelfand pick up a bottle. This is
not deep sea fishing or tarring hotroofs. It's read this. Okay,
let's put this in the computer.Does it? Does it have a complication?

(01:06:54):
Oh? Okay, then no,you can't he does a buzzer go
off? Yes or no. Youdon't think that a pharmacist's job is more
difficult than ring a roof, Well, absolutely not. It's it's maybe more
critical. Again, we're not arguingthat there's not life saving results from being
a fire. Yeah, if it'scatching stuff that could kill you. But
to do that is looking at aspreadsheet. Right. Someone says, justify

(01:07:15):
the cost of being that justify thecost being five times with insurance then without
Well, that's not Frankie's job,that's not he's not he's not the broker.
Right. This one says, Ihave friends who are pharmacists and all
they do is post on Facebook abouthow they're saving lives and how it's the
best dream career. Look, Ithink what we found out is that there

(01:07:36):
are there's a broken system somewhere that, like like Raby's saying, if if
you can, just if any doctorcan, he gets the same information that
the pharmacist is getting and say,okay, go ahead and you could die
from that. That's bad. EightO five What a sea bass do that
can't be done by AI or someprogram, just saying for being such a
douchebag is self awareness is non existent? See that unfortunate? That offers nothing.

(01:08:00):
That's true. It's just like you, I know you are, But
what am I? Okay? Great? Uh? My wife is a pharmacy
text, she says. The pharmacistreally does nothing and they get all the
accolades in the credit while the textdo all the leg texts do all the
legwork. What we're saying is it'snot that hard to do that legwork.
Another one says they're all glorified pillpushers that only know about medication or its

(01:08:20):
interactions because they look it up inthe database. That's a valuable service,
but that's all it is. Pillpushers. Hey, I don't think and
I are waiting for pills for everythingI know, and why can't a pill
just be the answer? Right?Make that pharmacist, one says you middle

(01:08:41):
aged drug addicts. Not that kindof drug there. I think they're really
good for the old and the confused. But like, because everyone here is
we just want to get like Gregsaid, his eye drops, and then
they're already they already exist. It'snot like they're concocting them once they're prescribed

(01:09:01):
to you, like hold on,we got this vile that we're making them
right on the box that you canlike O d on eye drops or something
like that. So that's why they'rebehind the counter. And somebody did say
on me, I don't know.I mean, I'm assuming if the's any
kind of medication you can overdose,right, I would talk about til and
all or right six six one.A pharmacy's job looks easy because you've never
been sick enough to see them workhard. Eye drops, oral antibiotics,

(01:09:25):
those are easy. Chemo therapy drugsfor a cancer patient taking seventeen meds a
day gets very complicated, fair enough. That's just reading, a valuable thing.
That is, again, if youcould die from the wrong reading.
They're trying to throw in the cancerthing to make you feel bad back down.
They're not sitting there in the lastme mixing and researching things. They're

(01:09:48):
just like, Okay, that goeswith that. Oh, that doesn't go
with same thing. About lawyers,they're just looking up you know. Yeah,
there's a precedent, right, buteven lawyers looks like a technical law.
But there's a and finesse you need, and a certain presentation you need
because you're especially with jury trials,because you're having to convince other humans exactly.
It's not just it looks almost likea salesperson. You gotta be a

(01:10:09):
good connorist. Yeah, like JimmyMcGill, sure life, yep, killing
it all right. Well, thanksagain to Frankie. He's very nice,
great and I'm looking forward to someof the other ones. I think Chiropractor's
got to be next, right,we'll discuss it. But we've talked so
much crap on chiropractice. I wantto go. I do too. I

(01:10:30):
want to go, I do too. We could that you could have him
in studio to and defend himself.Yeah, but if he gets really mad
at Greg being a jerk, maybeI don't find up his neck. Yeah,
But I'm never a jerk. Nextangle, how old the returns?
In a second? What give methe Woodie Show? And we are in

(01:11:00):
another new hour insensitivity training for apolitically correct world. It is Tuesday morning.
It is April the ninth, twentytwenty four. Woody Brady, there's
Greg Gory Menace? Good? Isthat good morning? There's a sea bass?
Ye? Sammy phones are open eightseven seven forty four, Wooding that's
eight seven seven forty four Woody Good. Follow up after the here to defend

(01:11:26):
yourself talking to the pharmacist conversation thatwe had. You know, it takes
forever to get the appointment and thenthe doctor rushes you in and out like
a NASCAR hitstop for seconds. Yeah, they spend so little time with you.
And according to some new data,only thirty three percent of doctors give
patients adequate time to explain why they'rethere, and then the other sixty seven

(01:11:49):
percent give a patient an average ofeleven seconds wow to describe the issue before
cutting them off. Oh dang,thanks a lot, doc. Yeah,
it is always that way, andit's insane. Try to get an appointment
right, you know, if youif it's just like a regular physical whatever.
But it seems when you actually needto see the doctor, you've established

(01:12:10):
with the doctor, you have youryour general physician that you go to.
So great it's for when I'm sickobviously, for wellness visits. I can't
schedule that physical, right, Ican't schedule what I'm gonna have the you
know whatever it is that I cansee you for. That's why I switched
to another service on top of myown medical service. Right. It's called
the One Medical Air Service that's becomingvery popular. Yeah, there's time with

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you, right, No, theyI can sit there for hours of a
lot better old school too. They'llcome to the house. Oh what yeah
with their little bag. Yeah you'resaying they'll come to the house, Oh
my god, and calling a prescription. Wow, you know you get everything
delivered down. So One Medical thingis cool because it's owned by Amazon,

(01:12:57):
so like all your prescriptions, allthat kind of stuff go through to Amazon
and to just show up a doorso you don't have to, you know,
deal with some person counting around.It just shows up. Yeah.
Did you know that statistically you aremore likely to die on your birthday party?
You got a thirteen point eight percenthigher chance it's called the birthday effect.

(01:13:17):
I know, Mets your big birthdaymonth. Guy. Yeah, but
maybe you're increasing your chances even morebecause there's just so much more celebration.
I mean, if you're a coolperson, what do you do you you've
been drink, you get racid,you like do dumb stuff. Yeah,
people celebrating too hard is what thewhat the The researchers were kind of focused

(01:13:38):
on more likely to fall or havean accident on your birthday because you know,
you're hammered and if you're older,drinking and over eating could also cause
a heart attack. Here's my lifethat if you do it every day,
you're used to it. Yeah right, you know what I mean that your
birthday it's just another day. Theyalso noted that there's a slightly higher rate
of people offing themselves because you know, birthdays for some people are just depressing.

(01:14:00):
That's true. But your birthday ofthat person chance higher chance of of
dying. I would suck to dieon your birthday. I mean, after
twenty one, how many birthdays doyou remember? Yeah, not a lot,
because you don't really do much unlessyou're all depressed and stuff. Texas
Morning Friends, my uncle passed awayyesterday. Listening to y'all helps a lot.

(01:14:24):
Thanks for making me laugh while Icry. Oh babe, I'm sorry.
Happy birthday. Oh that does remindme. There was another text here
too. Uh where did it goanyway? This? Oh? Yeah,
Woodie being messy af talking about otherpeople's family problems. I felt bad about
this yesterday because it wasn't my intentionwhen we had Morgan in your high Morgan,

(01:14:44):
Hey, And the first thing Idid this morning was was apologize,
okay, because I felt bad.Even after the show yesterday, everybody's getting
ready to leave and I saw shewas ready to walk out and I was
gonna like walk out to the garagewith her, and Hey, apologize.
I didn't mean to put you onthe spot. Yeah, how'd that go?
Was it a apology? From whathe'd like, Yeah, it's never
happened here. Yeah, because Igive them the people who deserve it,

(01:15:08):
losers. Very heartful. But Iwas like, thanks, but it was
unnecessary. I didn't feel like youneeded to apologize. I didn't. I
didn't, you know. I mean, we hadn't talked since breaks, so
it was kind of like a Idon't even know what was going on.
I remember what he said, wasso random. I'm like, is this
truth? No, No, that'sthe thing. It was just completely pulled
out of my ass. And itwas like, uh, Morgan had the

(01:15:29):
week off last week, just likewe did. Because like when when we
were off, uh, you knowthe producers, you know who work on
the show, the you know,the board, Sammy, Caroline, Vaughan,
Morgan, they all kind of rotatethe responsibilities because we don't need everybody
here because there's not a ton todo. That way, everybody else gets
some some time off when they otherwisewouldn't. And so because you know,

(01:15:54):
Morgan had volunteered so much recently overholidays and everything else to fill in,
they gave her the entire week.So Bart works all that out and I'm
like wow. So I was like, oh cool, you actually had a
full week off. How was that? And she was like, well,
you know, some personal and sojust as a joke, and it was
a bad joke, and I apologize, but like I threw out there,

(01:16:14):
wow, you have to put youruncle down or something. And then I
gotten the whole thing about it.Wouldn't that be great if you could just
like you got that rotten family memberand you just put him down, and
I did. I did find uncleis hanging on, you know. And
by the way, for the record, and we're not going to get into
what was really going on, butlike her uncle did not die. There
was no family member that died,and so I felt I felt a little

(01:16:36):
bit better about that. But myapologies, but really you didn't need to
apologize. I didn't feel like itwas you know, a comfortable or awkward
or whatever. It was delivered likeyou knew something off the Yeah. No,
And I really didn't something on socialmedia. I really, I really
had no idea. I do havegood news for my break though, if

(01:16:57):
you want some Yes, I hadJerry dood. Oh yeah, it went
great because I called every night tosee if I had to show up.
They're like, you don't have tocome, you don't have to come.
Called every night, and then Friday, like halfway through the day, I
was like, oh crap, Inever called. Oh I don't know if
if you have a warn up,well you probably probably didn't have to go.

(01:17:19):
But well, you know, Iforgot the last day. Assume that
being said, I was in avery similar situation. I call or I
checked in online the Sunday before theMonday, and don't have to show up
the Monday night for Tuesday, don'tto show up Wednesday, don't show up.
I have some to do on theshow Thursday that no one else could
do. I checked the night beforeyou got to show up. So I

(01:17:41):
just skipped. Oh yeah, becausebecause at that point it was and so
guess what, I got a lothow it works if they send you another
summons, start over, I gottastart over again. But again it came.
It was at the point where Icould have gone in, but it
would have been a you know,you guys couldn't handled it without me,
That's what so I was thinking ofyou. That's why I did it.

(01:18:06):
Wow, thanks man gold Star.Well think about it, Morgan. All
that practice for nothing? Yeah wellthose rounds of what would judge duty do?
For nothing? But I mean agood practice for the future another one
life, you know, knowledge,so it's good. Yeah. Well,
anyway, the last time I hadone, I called for three days in

(01:18:27):
a row, and after the thirdday it said, okay, you've called
enough, You're good for the year. Really so maybe I mean possibly the
chances that you were going to getcalled Friday very week, that's very ill
because you're on call at least inthe art system for the entire five days.
Yeah, I called, But thedifference is they told you to show
up and you just intentionally skipped,right. But I was checking and she

(01:18:49):
didn't check. I was checking,checking, no checking, no check.
Do you think they know that Ididn't call in? Like, do they
have a database? Yeah, itknows what you with your jury ID.
Now would it be a good ideafor her to call and say, hey,
hey, volunteer myself, stay offtheir rate my warrant that I'm gonna

(01:19:10):
get for skipping. I didn't geta warn. I just got another.
So I'm just thinking, like,you know, Greg's advice might not be
the best one, you know,because everything is just thro certified mail doesn't
seem like the safest bet. Well, maybe you're probably fine figure it out,
but we'll see enjoy I mean,do you get how do we know

(01:19:31):
what mail? We don't? Didn'tget? We don't right, I'm terrible
at checking mail. They know that. But is that like a way of
claiming ignorance, because like, oh, I didn't see the speed limit sign,
and so claiming ignorance, I didn'tknow what the speed limit was no,
because it's signing. They can't.But they can't prove that you saw
it. Well, I mean that'sthat's part of you job is to see

(01:19:54):
it. Like, well, whenI went by, something didn't in the
mail, right, What would youdo? Maybe this happened to me.
If you get a jury summons inthe mail for somebody else that used to
maybe live in your house, eventhough you know the people that used to
live in your house, it's atotally different name. Would you say,
please forward and put it back inthe mailbox or would you throw it away?

(01:20:15):
I would be honest, I'm throwingit away right in the garbage.
Yeah. I would just put areturn to Cender. No longer lives here,
you know, I put I putreturn to center because that stops that
mail. Like, that's good foryou because you stop getting it. Want
to come back. Let's let's hasslefor you. Don't your name on it?
Right? And technically it's illegal tothrow away someone else's mail, isn't
it open? Oh okay? Yeah? But not throw it away says my

(01:20:44):
whole life. I've just thrown thoseaway. I never had an issue.
So there you go, because younever got them. Yeah, it's like
the people will go. You know, you don't need to pay taxes.
Yeah, yeah, technically taxation islegal. Yeah, go for it.
You let me know how that goes. You'll get away with it for a
while. Well what if you didn'tget a tax document sent to you.
You file your taxes, and thenthey say, hey, you didn't report

(01:21:05):
this bank interest. I never gotanything, never got it. I like
the way you think, Greg,right, Legitimately, you don't like sometimes
get all your mail. So you'regonna have a rich and famous husband soon
anyway, So I don't think,yeah, you know you because Sasha Baron
Cohne, she's so obsessed now thathe's single. This is how like Sammy

(01:21:25):
must feel about that other weirdo whenevercoal. Yeah checked it. Ever,
only problem is like his ex wifeis super hot. So how are you
going to do that being not atox Yeah I don't know, but you
know you got to offer to doall the stuff that she would never do.
Maybe she just wasn't that funny,you know, right, yeah,

(01:21:46):
last for so long. You don'tknow. Maybe Sasha Baron conn really likes
chicks who touch people's food. Heythat's an old past me. So maybe
she was a jury dodger. Maybethis is your inn Yeah exactly, I
reported all but one day. Yeah, that's what you could tell him.
He's the best man. Do youthink he's like, I know you think
he's funny, But do you thinkhe's actually attractive. There's a few pictures

(01:22:10):
where he does look attractive, lotof hair, yes, but on a
normal day, I would not sayhe's an attractive man. But it's like,
doesn't meet your standards. So now, oh no, he's perfect,
see past that. Okay, buthe's tall enough, he's tall enough,
he's got the personality, he's hilarious. So then you know the look like
what part of him is not hisface? Like, what part of him

(01:22:30):
doesn't work for you? I guessit's his face. Maybe I've just seen
him in a bunch of weird differentyeah, you know, styles, characters,
characters. I would just think allthat body hair would be a big
turn off. We all saw that. Yeah that's a hair exactly right,
Yeah, all right, eight fourturn that fat ass read now? All

(01:23:00):
right, Well, Greg Gory,what about some of the trending news headlines.
Well, the Yukon Huskies are backto back NCAA Men's basketball champions.
Yukon had a big second half beatProduce seventy five to sixty last night in
Glendale, Arizona. So it's thesixth national title in Yukon history. I
totally forgot that was happening. Really, Yeah, it was kind of eclipsed
by the eclipse, right yea.You know. Also I watched a hockey

(01:23:24):
game last night, and so youknow, I was very focused on watching
that. I had so many screensgoing unbelievable. Yeah. I'm not a
college sports guy anyway, but usuallywhen it's the final, I'll always put
that on for a couple of minutes. But I totally forgot eclipse. Did
you have money on it? Rave? I did not, But I did
have Purdue and Yukon in my finalpairing and Yukon as the winner. But

(01:23:50):
the rest of my bracket sucked,but that was but I got Purdue and
Yukon going the whole way. It'skind of a noe brainer. But do
you win anything for that? Ididn't check to see. Gee, she
goes on there now it's like five. Yeah, once you got the last
two teams and you picked the winner, I did. He's got to get
something for that. That costs,that costs, that's worth more. Yeah,

(01:24:13):
but I thought who cares? Howwas kind of like the easy pick
and easy to float them the wholeway through. They're very dominant team,
and I was just kind of rootingfor Purdue because I like them. But
usually watch sports because you want tosee how much gonna wins your best.
But this is your favorite thing insports. I know, I'll check.

(01:24:35):
I'm kind of worried. A topicyou only hear on the Woody Show is
the eclipse, you guys, theAnsterday's total eclipse. You only heard about
it here. Yeah, NASA didsomething way beyond my scope of understanding,
but it's pretty interesting. They launchedthree what are called sounding rockets into the
Earth's atmosphere before and during the eclipse, and they were studying disturbances in the

(01:24:59):
on I honest fear that could affectradio and satellite communications. So I'm sorry,
I'm just focus. Every time somebodysays sounding now, I think it's
something completely different. Thanks to seabass no no, no, thanks to
the people who sounding nobody. Ididn't know much about it until you really
got into it with one of thosepeople that was doing was it the end
we became obsessed with you're a oneof those like sex toy expos right,
we're talking about how they stick rodcertain places people and people into that.

(01:25:25):
Now, what they're trying to dohere with this rocket stuff? Are they
trying to see if the solar eclipsehave the same effect of a solar flare.
Maybe they say they did it becausethey just run to shoot rockets.
Many from an eclipse last year,they noticed atmospheric disturbances that actually do affect
radio communications. So they're testing.Listening to a report, they were collecting

(01:25:47):
all kinds of data, like aninsane amount of data doing this so interesting.
It's go to get a new car, You'll take any excuse to drive
it around somewhere, Like oh yeah, I'll run to the store and at
that milk we have a half gallon? No, I think we need more.
But like yeah, when it comesto like getting a fire or rocket
off somewhere, that's launch three.Yeah, who cares? Just launch?
Got that excuse of these cos Thatis pretty cool. Libraries all over America,

(01:26:12):
from coast to coast, are reportingsome big problems. It's not with
noise or lack of patrons, butthey're overwhelmed with the disorderly people and public
sex and drugs and harassment and evenviolence. They say that the pandemic made
things a lot worse. That's whenhomeless people started turning libraries into makeshift shelters.
And these aren't citizens, yea thingsfrom there. Maybe I've been all

(01:26:35):
wrong about the library. It soundspretty lit. It's the place to be,
you know, I'm saying guys right, There's one library in northern California
they closed down temporarily after people wereusing drugs and having sex inside, and
they only reopened after an armed securityguard got hired to be there. Another
library reported that they have been pleadingwith politicians to address people who are sleep

(01:26:58):
there and even have fish fight insidethe library. Library at my library branch.
Yeah, it's a library and Iowahad their staff threatened, even got
caught people having sex in front ofkids. What are you going for?
The drugs, the sex, theinternet club, the internet porn right out
there in the biography section, thefights in the stacks. That's why I'm

(01:27:21):
going speaking of a porn I sawthis thing. They were asking dudes if
they had to choose between porn andbacon, what would they go with what
do you think one man landslide?Let's say bacon, porn one. But
then when it came to porn orbeer, beer one beer? Yeah,
yeah, maybe because you have beermore than you have bacon cold beer?

(01:27:44):
Bro? You know what, whatare you using more? Right? You
probably have more use for beer thanporn, but you probably don't have bacon
as much as maybe you're watching oryou know, tugging to porn. Oh,
you're definitely having more beer than bacon. Yeah, if you're into beer,
yeah, like you have bacon everyday? He probably a beer.
What a dumb question, right,porn or bacon? You're never going to
be faced with that decision now,I guess it's one of those fun that's

(01:28:05):
the hype. Would you rather right? Would you ask a fluffy menace,
lobster hands or yeah? Yeah,yeah, never gonna be faced with that
in really yeah, but reality?Would you rather have lobster clauses, hands
or chihuaha pause? I'd say that'sa thinker. Yeah, you really got
to consider it? Did really smallangles when that's the video didn't really?

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Well? Why? Yeah? SoI'm probably gonna need a library car Suffy,
that's my guest library card, justthe question that was asked. It
was the thinker of the question right, eight seven seven forty four. What
people are just really taking with theoptions, not the fact that Fluffy is
in the video or that he wasmaking fun of mess with the text over
to two two nine eight seven.This is the Woody Show, Greg,

(01:28:59):
You're gonna like this, oh good, and not like it at all?
Oh great? Like oh good,that's awesomeddy, thank you. A woman
in Ohio recently got two tickets inthe mail for speeding. Okay, the
weird part is she wasn't even driving. It was an automated traffic camera that
handed out the ticket, and atthe time, her car was on a

(01:29:19):
tow truck, so the truck driverwas the one speeding, but the camera
scanned her plate and so she's theone that got the ticket, right,
And so she went to the policedepartment that showed them the mistake, and
you'd figure this would be the endof it and whatever, but no,
they told her to contact the thirdparty vendor that operates the camera. I'm

(01:29:40):
sure they have great customer service,easy to get somebody on hold on so
stupid. The local news just dida story about it in the city council.
They're trying to help her get theticket expunged. How difficult could that
be? But even if the fineis waived, it could still affect her
insurance. And she's this old lady, Oh really, yeah, I have

(01:30:04):
a clean driving record and driven througha store. Right. It shows you
nobody will just unless you're super annoyingabout it, right, because all they
have to do is say no,And then what else can you do?
Nothing? Right? What can youdo? And part of the other,
the other part of the story thatI'm uh I got to mention is so

(01:30:26):
the city council, I guess,had already said that they're not going to
be using these traffic cameras to issuetickets in this particular area already, but
somehow they were up and running andissuing tickets. So you would think even
that by itself would be enough tohave this thing thrown out, but because
they weren't supposed to be operating.But I guess even still, it's not
that easy. What a pain inthe ass, right it is? It's

(01:30:48):
that easy. But I want toget the computer, but nobody wants to
do anything. I've been getting adson Facebook that seem illegal because it's literally
a tape that you're supposed to putover. Just put it over, like
two or three letters of your licensenod. Yeah, And it doesn't look
to the naked eye. Does lookdifferent, but apparently the angle reflects the
cameras right, And they have thisfilm that you can put over the whole

(01:31:10):
thing. I just saw somebody yesterdayin this like bright blue Honda Civic and
they had painted their entire license blateto be the same color as the car.
It doesn't like a high gloss.I'm like, there's no way that's
legal. And they're just driving around. Yeah, but god forbid, I
have an outdated whatever sticker or ohyeah, you're getting pulled over immediately.

(01:31:32):
It's in your ear, your mom'smouse show. I walk back. It
is the Woody Show. It's Tuesdaymorning. Braby's gonna tell us all what's
happening in the world of nerds herein just a few moments. Also got
the the birthdays and the porno birthdayin there. We'll mention that here in

(01:31:56):
a second Sasha Baron Cone and Ialways never pronounced his islave. I love
I Love, I Love Fisher.They're getting divorced. Yeah, so this
is good news for Morgan. Sheloves Sasha Baron Kohn. Go for It
girl, Yeah, bor, that'sher favorite movie of all time. Like
that'd be a that'd be a kindof a it'd be a weird dude,
I think to be in a relationship. Yeah, oh yeah, interesting though

(01:32:18):
never a lack for conversation, butlike it last a surprisingly long time now.
But does this have to do withwhat just came out? But remember
Wilson things? Yeah, in thesame week, right, she wrote in
her memoir she called him out oncertain things being on set with him and
how he was nasty and behaving.Yeah. Yeah, didn't he want her

(01:32:39):
to put a finger in his buttor something that was a proposed gag?
Yeah, yeah, a proposed gagthat's sexual or the movie they said the
joint statement that they filed last year. So Disney, I thought the Toy
Story thing was done. But Disney'sgonna released Toy Story five. Yeah,
June nineteenth, twenty twenty six.And also Pat Jack's last episode of Wheel

(01:33:01):
of Fortune, Greg, when isthat Friday? June seventh, and they
already taped it already, Lucky Patjust chilling with all that Wheel money,
right, lucky? Is he thelast of the big There's no more classic
game show hosts anymore? Right,yeah, he has marks gone. That's

(01:33:25):
so sad. Who do we havenow? Drew carry sucks and then Ryan
Seacrest is replacing Pat Jack, rightyeah, boring on the Wheel and Stana
coming back. Ye yeah remember howthat worked? Say that, Greg,
I want tickets to go. Ohthat's gonna be real tough for Wheel of

(01:33:45):
Fortune. Yeah, oh no,not for minutes because Greg said that.
Yeah, but they're not taking notesof the Wheel office for being honest,
negative dance. I'd rather be andnot get invited. Greg, thank you?
What are you not going to getinvited to the Bore of Fortune?
You know? To get invited tosee five episodes of Wheel tape back to

(01:34:06):
back for taping a Wheel of Torture, you have to be there six hours
early. Yeah, which is whatI'd like to sell the puzzle. I'm
never going menace, never to geta right, menace, never wants to
go. That's what it was aright, yeah, alright, sorry the
Wheel. Look, I'm sure youstill can No, I don't think so.

(01:34:30):
I think it's over. We shouldhave like Menace and Sammy as the
contestants like Menace, Sammy and likelike half Baked, that would be your
buddy half would win. I'd liketo buy for sure, winning to buy
a valve? Okay, sorry,Show Presents with Raby Al what's happ the

(01:35:00):
world of nerds? Well, wedon't usually talk about music news, but
this is my report and my boner'sat eleven for it. So last year
she was adducted into the Rock andRoll Hall of Fame and this year this
is why it made the music newsbecause this surprised me that she's never been
out on a headlining tour before.Missy Elliott's going out on her first ever

(01:35:20):
headlining tour starting this July fourth.How's that? Yeah? Because hell,
she has crazy stage fright, that'swhy? Is that why? But I
saw her. I know she canrelate to Raby, but I did see
her this part of shows. Yeah, I saw our lovers and friends last
year, which is a music festival. Was she afraid? And no,

(01:35:41):
how you do? She crushed?She was good. She's bringing along Timbaland
obviously also Buster Orines and Sierra andshe said, this is an incredible time
in my life. As I amexperiencing so many milestone. First being the
first female hip hop artist inducted intothe Rock and Roll Hall of Fame there
and roll. Now going out onmy first headline tour. Yeah, I
agree one hundred percent. Don't callit the rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

(01:36:04):
Call it the music Hall of Fame. There's country stars in there,
hip hop stars in there. Youknow, it's kind of dumb. It
doesn't bother me the ways it's like, oh my god, how can you
call it the rock and roll?Like literally just contradicted yourself in that sentence.
The first hip hop female in therock Those are two different genres,

(01:36:26):
plus the term rock and roll.They should have changed it in the seventies.
Roll Alan Freed, who was inthe Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

(01:36:47):
one of the three cool things Cleveland, Ohio has going for it, the
other one being the horsesho, youknow, and the other one being the
West Side Market. Now, thelatest video game adaptation coming to streaming,
Gregg's been talking non stop debuts onPrime Video. That would be Fallouts,
which is based on a massive videogame franchise taking place in a post apocalyptic

(01:37:08):
world two hundred years after a nuclearevent in the fifties wiped out civilization.
Now, if you know about Fallout, Fallout is the halves over here and
the have nots over here, andthe halves have been living in these big
time luxury shelters, been being verypampered and taken care of well. The

(01:37:29):
main character is forced to leave andfight her way through what's been going on
in the world above. And thatis the gist of Fallout. It's being
adapted by Jonathan Nolan and Lisa Joy. They're responsible for Westworld. So at
least season one of Fallout will probablykick ass. But the news is they
shot this first season in New Yorkand New Jersey, but the second season

(01:37:50):
is moving to Los Angeles because LAis handing out these crazy tax breaks because
they're trying to get business back.A lot of big projects that have been
shooting in Atlanta for example, orVancouver for example, are now moving to
Los Angeles because they are giving outbig time tax breaks to get the shows

(01:38:10):
to come back. Also, becauseit already looks like a dump, Oh
well, there you go. Youdon't have to do as much's that design.
You can just go go to Hollywoodand you'll be in great Shaw and
the Rock was a big part ofWrestleMania forty in Philly over the weekend and
going viral. Is this van thatbrought a sign stating the obvious black Adam

(01:38:31):
sucked just randomly in the WrestleMania audience. Haters genius fan right there, WrestleMania.
I'm raving for more nerd stuff.Check out the Nerd Not podcast at
the Woody Show dot com. Nerdthank you very much, Rabels, Rock
and Roll, Woodie in the holidaysstay. It's a National mature woman's day.
Oh great, let's celebrate it.There you go and Greg, Today's

(01:38:54):
National Cherish and Antique Day. Iwill start with me. I'll go honor
my Sultan pepper shakers. All right, time for your birthdays and your porno
birthday. You're on the Woody Show. Goat show say we're gonna it's Shiday.

(01:39:15):
We're gonna sit it's Shiday. Andyou know we don't get what parting
with the celebrity. The show alwayslooks so thrilled. Kristin Stewart, we're
thirty four years old. Today yougot Keisha Knight Pullam Rudy Huxtable from the
Content Show. She is forty fivetoday. Gerard Way, the lead singer

(01:39:35):
for My Chemical Romance, is fortyseven. Cynthia Nixon the redhead Miranda on
Sex and the City, but sheran for a governor and lost in New
York. She's just eight years oldtoday, and she's married to a haughty
Oh yeah, what's his name?Get it? Albert Hammond Junior from The
Strokes is forty four. You gotIsaac Hempstead Wright, who is Brand Stark

(01:39:58):
on Game of Thrones. Yeah,he's twenty five today. Ellie Fanning is
twenty six. That's a Dakota Fanning'syounger sister. It's been in a bunch
of in her own rise. Yeah, yeah, but Dakota's better. Yep.
And then you got Dennis Quaid,who is seventy years old today.
Your porno birthday is Scarlet Chase andtoday's birthday. Girl, she drops her
ease faster than Tim Tebow. Okay, that's kind of a dated joke at

(01:40:21):
this point. Sure is. She'sbeen in one hundred and thirty fine films,
including Forgive Me Father, for IHave Sinned. She was also in
I'll Be Your Latex Slave Volume one, also anal slime Bath. Oh,
Yeah, is that Mark Rosterol isjust one milky bathtub enemas I anal slid

(01:40:42):
baths might be the all time thatmight be the all time most disgusting and
who can forget her unforgettable role onanal Magic tricks see regular Magic. It
sounds like right, yeah, you'dsee that. I'll watch it tonight.
That is a Scarlet Chase who istwenty nine years old today. That's your
Porno bird Day, your celebrity birthdays. And that is a Tuesday morning look

(01:41:03):
at what's happening in the world ofnerds with your nerd and outs report.
Were can take a quick break,get some more woody show coming up for
you next, hang on the show. We'll be right back in sensitivity training
for a politically correct world. Theshow I Don't care about your feelings.

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Well, that's gonna do it fora Tuesday morning, everybody, come full
show podcasts waits for you at thewoodieshow dot Com Today, Agent Sebastian and
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(01:41:46):
all the trending news headlines. Raveiesnerd out that more on the Tuesday podcast
There at the Woodieshow dot com comingup for you tomorrow. This came up
before our vacation. We were talkingabout Zen Yes and how it's really taken
off in popularity. None of ushave ever done any kind of like dip

(01:42:06):
or chaw, you know, everythinglike that, but Mena says that he'd
be willing to tri zin. Yeah, curious see what it's like. Yes,
we have some of that. Andalso I think Sea Bass has some
chaw for you too. Oh ohno, I heard it. You guys
heard that. You gotta be ableto compare better. Yeah, so Medas

(01:42:27):
is trying some dip in some chawthat is tomorrow. Anything you got for
us in the meantime, you canleave on the after hours voicemail eight seven
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(01:42:49):
no greg gory parting words of wisdomplease, Yeah, don't worry if people
like you, worry if dogs likeyou, that's all it really counts,
exactly, And you can tell alot about a person if a dog likes
them. Yeah, although menace yourdogs don't like dudes with hats on,
right, you don't like people wearinghats right, the constantly. Yeah.

(01:43:12):
Yeah, our neighbor had this bigGerman shepherd and uh yeah, guys with
hats would freak her out and shewas scared, like she wouldn't get aggressive.
She was just kind of like,you know, start moving away,
and I was like, I justwanted to pet you, little baby,
give you hugging kisses. Yeah,my family had a German shepherd that hated
anybody in uniform. Oh real,Elae Mailman, fireman. Now that curb

(01:43:35):
your enthusiasm is wrapped up with WandaSykes, Larry and this racist dog.
Oh yeah, I'm really sorry.You know what's going on. You have
a racist dog. The dog hatesblack people. There you trained the dog
the hay boh, I didn't trainit to hate black people. Yeah,
So like when like anytime, likeWanda would walk in like this dog is
starting ape and start like barking ather and stuff it barked any white people,

(01:43:59):
hasn't exactly. Your dog is racist, sheriffs. Sheriff, that's a
perfect name for a racist dog toeat black people. What the man,
I'll tell you what. I amnot bringing my black ass back up into
this until y'all get rid of thatclan dog, all right. Thank you

(01:44:21):
very much, Greg Gory, Thankyou so much for giving the show some
of your valuable time this morning.You know we'd love to appreciate you for
that. The rest of you guyscan suck it. We'll catch you back
here on Wednesday. Have a greatday. S M D double M.
I quit this bitch.