The Woody Show August 12th 2024 Podcast

Weekend Cheers and Jeers, News Headlines, Hypothetical Questions & More!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dude to the graphic nature of this program?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
It's the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. It
is Monday morning, being of the brand new week. It's
August twelfth, and we are The Woody Show. Good morning everybody.
Hey Woody, Greg Menace, Hi, we got Sea Banks. There's

(00:59):
Sammy bort Is here, we got Caroline, and we got Vaughn.
He's our video producer, Morgan our associate producer. And back
again today for more fun and games. Gina grad Gina,
Hi Gina, Hi, Hi Gene, Hi Gene. So one of
the things, because I remember one of these times that
you've been in somebody said Jina to you, yeah, and

(01:21):
you were like, all of a sudden triggered, like like,
oh my god, I'm back in seventh grade. Seventh grade?
Oh yeah, it was Sea Bass. Was it just in past?
You're not like I thought it was super clever.

Speaker 7 (01:30):
Just Jina or Vigina. Vegina was not a favorite, but
then again, I also hated when people call me gg like.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Gina.

Speaker 7 (01:41):
But yeah, Jina cuts to the quick.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
G g is that's an old lady name or that's
like maybe something that someone would call their grandma exactly.
It's a grandmother about grandpa and you gonna go see
them Gampi and yeah how about that?

Speaker 8 (01:57):
And then Gigi from Shaza, So I know they exist.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Yeah, there aregs out in the world.

Speaker 8 (02:04):
Yeah, there's other ggs.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah. I'm not saying they don't exist. That just it
seems like somebody who would be like a like a
you know, blue hair. Yeah. Well, welcome Gina, Thank you
for coming back in today here on the show. Weekend
cheers in jeers. Hope he had a great weekend, but
we want to hear about it. Also the trending news
headlines for the weekend. Olympics wrapped up closing ceremonies last night.

(02:28):
Greg's been dying to get to this segment for weeks
and weeks now because he and Morgan. One of the
things they do together. We always kind of wonder what
Greg does when he goes home before Mario wants home.
And one thing I know that he does with Morgan
one of their things they come up with these hypothetical questions, right,
some of them are not arable. Yeah, yeah, those are

(02:48):
the ones that crack, Greg and Morgan very on the
same wavelength of sense of humor.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
So one super quick one I had for you, would
he yeah, because you hate road trips. Yes, Would you
rather drive across the country or take a train across
the country?

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (03:03):
God, uh?

Speaker 5 (03:04):
In that train that I thought specifically of you?

Speaker 10 (03:07):
Really?

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Yeah? I figured you would do car because you have
more control. Exactly if I'm in the car, I'd want
to be driving, but I don't want to be the
person driving the entire time. And I'm also not comfortable
really as a passenger, especially for long distances. Either way,
it's a nightmare. At least on a train, I can
kind of, you know, zone out, do something else to
distract myself. I think that food car, right, bar car.

(03:30):
I think that's one of those things that sounds romantic
like in other words, not like romance, romance. The idea
of it sounds really one of those cars with the bed.

Speaker 8 (03:40):
The bed already you know, you're just in the Swiss
Alps and they have like the glass ones, so you
can see that the glass dome cars.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
It would be so great.

Speaker 11 (03:52):
It's possible. I just go to New York to La.
Here's a train will take you with one one change
sixty seven hours.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Say hours? What is that cost? One? I'll tell you
that's fine.

Speaker 12 (04:05):
Out.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
I'm thinking it's pretty damn.

Speaker 11 (04:07):
Expenses by amtreach like a nice car, I know, I
want like a sleep like the.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
Ones through Canada are beautiful.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Well, you'd have to have a sleeper car, right, I
mean if it would imagine train trip that long, well
have them. I'm sure there's a budget. It's like you're
sitting in a coach seat for sixty seven hours. I could. Oh,
people do it on Greyhound all the time. Oh, that's true.
I didn't think about that because I think the incentive
is not there because it's not cheap.

Speaker 11 (04:31):
Okay, there we go, uh sixty seven hour in New York
to LA private rooms. Oh, nine hundred dollars per person.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yes, it's gone crazy. What I'm thinking about, dude, you
could fly coast to coast.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Five or six hours, right for less than Okay, that
is expensive, takes my redact.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah, like you'd have to do it just for the
experience of being on the train.

Speaker 7 (04:53):
It's totally yeah, but Greg, would you rather do that
than fly on a plane?

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yes? Yeah, great?

Speaker 6 (05:00):
Okay, Like if the next trip we have. I'll just
be like, hey, I got to leave early because I
got to get there.

Speaker 8 (05:05):
I got to train it.

Speaker 11 (05:06):
If you can train it coach sleeping in the coach
seat for one hundred eighty four.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
Dollars, Yeah, now that would be torture. Greg, It's time
to load up on some of your pills that you
take for flying, you know, because September is going to
be Uh it's super busy, man, I know, super a
lot of travel, a lot of planes.

Speaker 8 (05:24):
Okay, but Greg, who's there for you on the plane?

Speaker 5 (05:27):
That's true? Yeah, we all are. We're all going to
sit together. Your hands so warm? Damn? All right? So
uh oh speaking of of Greg, and what does he
do when he's home? Well, you know, because again I
have need I've made the joke because Greg doesn't really
share a ton other than they're like, you know, some

(05:48):
yard work or maybe like you know, sitting next to
the pool. Yeah, we don't. There's only so many.

Speaker 8 (05:56):
Back parties like later after Yeah, we don't get so.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Like I've always said, kinds of joke, Like I picture Greg,
like he gets home from work, he sits on the couch,
stars at the door, hands folded on his lap and
just sits there quietly waiting for Mario to get home.
And as soon as Mario walks in and goes, oh my god,
I've missed you so much, like how your dog waits.
But Greg had actually a question for all of us

(06:20):
about like what do we do to kill time? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (06:23):
What do you do to kill when you're not at home?
Because I have have you ever had this situation? I'm
wondering what people do. I have a friend visiting and
she is flying in, and it's arrival time is too
late to go right after work, and it's too early
to go home, so I have about two hours to

(06:45):
kill around work, if that makes sense. Okay, So it's
like too little time to go home, too much time
to just sit around.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
To pick your friend up at the airport. Yeah, let
me tell you, Like, I'll tell you exactly, what would
you go to a restaurant? Would you? What would you do?
I order them an Uber or I get a car
service of something.

Speaker 6 (07:02):
I'm glad you brought that up. This particular person is
worse than me. She literally doesn't have Uber, has never
used it, doesn't know how you set it up for
I could set it up for her. Or do you
think that would be rude.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Or you could do an old timey like uh, not
old timing, but they still like car services, you know
where they have your name on it.

Speaker 8 (07:20):
Oh yeah with a little Yeah, you can do that
to pay all that money instead of just picking them up.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
We're killing two hours. Two hours, that's just that's just
until two hours, just until they get there. And then
there's a travel time to and from the airport that
you're got to You got to add on to that.

Speaker 7 (07:37):
It's your whole day.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
Yeah, like like like what is your time worth?

Speaker 6 (07:41):
Oh yeah, but I mean let's say you were what
would you do for after work? No, I know that's
what I wanted.

Speaker 8 (07:49):
If I had to kill two hours, I would probably
go to Costco or Target. Obviously don't buy any food
items because you don't want to keep in the car.
And then yeah, I would go grab something to eat.
You know it's gonna be to work, I'm sure.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
But Greg won't buy himself somewhere.

Speaker 8 (08:03):
Well yeah, well this is what I do. I go
through a drive through and I eat.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
In my car.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
The last time I had a friend visit and I
had to kill time, I got a bagel and sat
in my car yeah.

Speaker 8 (08:13):
You can just go to the mall.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Okay, here's the question. It's a good idea. Are there
any fast food places that serve cottage cheese and sweet potatoes,
right and tomatoes and of a car?

Speaker 8 (08:22):
Well, if you like to do that, Yeah, you can
pull up to a place and then they'll just bring
it to your car, like like a whole food So
what are they called grocery stores? Yeah? Okay, yeah, you
can do the curves I pick up and then just
eat in your car.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
Because there's nothing I hate more than just having time
to kill and not really having a plan, right, you know,
like I'm just waiting for a certain time to pick
this person up at the airport.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
What should I do now? Okay, that this is a
luxury that I have afforded myself. Is the car service
the minute I had the opportunity to do it. No
more picking. I don't pick anybody up in the air
I hate it. I really I used to. I used
to do it all the time. But like how I uh,
I finally got a place years and years ago, my
first place that had the washer and dryer in the apartment.

(09:10):
I never went back like now, like I'm saying, you
never go back after you have that unless you have to,
and then, uh, make my parents do it. I don't
pick them up right. And then the thing is like
when I got to the point where, okay, so how
often do I really have somebody flying in the time
I got to pick up Not that much. Almost never.
I have had to be like every week, that'd be

(09:30):
a different set of mathematics and stuff. But if it's
every once in a while, I don't go to the
airport for anybody anymore. Not my parents, it's not anybody
that comes in. Nobody's about the wife. No, nice, No,
I send them in a car, Like if they're going
to my in laws and stuff, I set the car
up and boom, see you.

Speaker 7 (09:46):
Now, what about when you're traveling to family, do they
pick you up?

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Uh? Well, you always run a car.

Speaker 7 (09:51):
Oh so you're good both way?

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Yeah, ok, yeah, nobody's sitting there picking me up, right.
I mean, if you can't uber from the airport to
your friend's house, right, means you don't have like fifty dollars.
Can you tell your friend don't you have fifty dollars? No,
it's not that we can tell them for her. She
doesn't even use it.

Speaker 13 (10:09):
So you appreciate her coming to visit you one hundred percent,
So then you can pick.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Her up from the airport and appreciationhold.

Speaker 6 (10:15):
Like, thank you staying at my house here. No, I'm
very happy that she's coming. I just don't know how
to kill two hours.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
Hence staying at the house. Hence all the meals that
I'm sure he's going to cover and pay for everything else. Booze, Yeah,
all the booze and everything else. That's plenty.

Speaker 11 (10:30):
Now, Greg, when you have a guest in staying at
your home, do you refrain from sexual activities so not
to make noise and.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
Not necessarily your walls. He's so wasted he doesn't necessarily
to do it right in front of her. One time,
a long time ago, I did get caught because I
thought the bedroom door was closed, and it was Oh no,
it wasn't locked. It wasn't it wasn't even Well, something
I learned years ago, and I was very surprised to hear.
There's actually a lot of chicks who like watching gay porn. Yeah,

(10:58):
more than I ever thought. Apparently straight chicks. Straight chicks, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7 (11:03):
Well, so because if you guys watch like watching two
chicks together then you know double schlong doesn't hurt anybody, right.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
Well, it depends on where they go. Yeah, it could
be like a DP oh right right, right, then double
schlong is not good. That's right. Yeah, eight seven seven
forty four. Woody hit us up with the text over
to two to nine eighty seven. Yeah, let us know
what you end up doing. Well, I'll probably do the
menace thing and go to the mall the.

Speaker 8 (11:27):
Mall go yeah, run some ERNs.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker 8 (11:30):
Got something.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
Oh, get the car washed?

Speaker 6 (11:34):
Yes, you called two hours right there, right, yeah, fresh
and clean at the airport.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Now we got some more Woody show coming up for
your next hang up show.

Speaker 10 (11:44):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 14 (11:45):
What's up, everybody? It's a menace Marietta. Are you gonna
be there this Wednesday? Myself and port are gonna be
at the second location for Raising Canes at two eighty
twenty Clinton Keith Road from two to four pm. We're
gonna have a bunch of giveaways as usual for theme parks, concerts, Woodies, show, merch,
m more again this Wednesday, August fourteenth in Marietta at

(12:09):
the second Location for Raising Canes at two eighty twenty Clinton,
Keith Road, We would love to see you there. But
in the meantime, keeping joined the Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
This is twenty.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
It has been like a bleep bleep, bleep blease and
we are into another new hour insensitivity training, free, politically
correct world. It's Monday morning. It's August to twelfth. Yeah,
twenty twenty four. I'm whatdy, that's great, gory, good morning,
we got menace.

Speaker 8 (12:38):
What is up?

Speaker 5 (12:38):
Woody SeaBASS is here. Here's Sammy Morning Sammy. Gina Grant
is here this morning. Hey, phones are open eight seven,
seven forty four Wooding. You can hit us up with
the text over to two to nine eighty seven. Weekend
cheers and jeers. I got to see a bunch of
radio friends of mine.

Speaker 8 (12:58):
I do the same.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
It's every year they've they've had this. I've only gone
to like the last like six years maybe. And it's
called Morning Show boot Camp Nice And it's basically a
bunch of people who do what we do from all
over the country and they show up and it becomes
a big family reunion every year.

Speaker 8 (13:13):
Bam is.

Speaker 14 (13:13):
There a lot of working out going on, punch ups
and stuff, a lot of girls, people having drinks and
stuff like that, and you know, a lot of great
networking opportunities.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
It's really great for people who should be networking. And
you know, it's just good because I get to see
a bunch of people that I get to see basically
once a year, nice friends and stuff like that. And
so that's that's a lot of fun.

Speaker 7 (13:33):
Swap war stories.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
Yeah, yeah, And then they also have a bunch of things.
There was one interesting kind of thing about like marketing
and you know all these people who do how it
applies to what we do. And then you know a
bunch of people that you don't normally get to hear from.
So that was cool.

Speaker 7 (13:51):
Do you feel like you got some like new info?

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Actually, the I think the best thing that I participated
in was there was like a little side meeting where
it's just like me and some other friends of mine
who do radio shows, like John Jay and Rich out
of Phoenix. You know, Uh, I'm trying Paul Castronovo who
does a morning show in in Miami, Uh, the kV
J show, Kevin Ralston and some other guys out of Florida,

(14:18):
Dwyer and Michaels who do a show that these are
all like Mojo from Detroit, and so there's like all
these guys who, like, I don't know, it's like a
like a hand selected group of people. Were like, you're invited,
You're invisation. Yeah, and then we went up to the
rooftop bar and everybody just kind of exchanging ideas. Cool.

(14:39):
There was some really funny stuff. I gave him Judge
my baby, and they loved it.

Speaker 8 (14:46):
Yeah, yeah, they loved it.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
They loved it. But anyway, anyway, so that that was
the cheers. I just thought it was really it was
really cool, the jeers.

Speaker 10 (14:56):
You know.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
I went into that that physical that had to get
my annual physic go on, the blood draw and so
this was in San Diego, this event this weekend. And
so I had just got into San Diego. I get
a call from my doctor. They go, can you come
into the office, And I go no. I'm like, yeah, no,

(15:17):
I'm in San Diego right now. Well you need to
go to the emergency room immediately. Oh no, why? I
go all right? I said, well, what's going on? And
they said you could be having a heart attack or
about to have a heart attack.

Speaker 7 (15:31):
Excuse me, mister, perfect blood pressure.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Right, and cholesterol and all that stuff. Anyway, So they said,
you need to go to the emergency room. We'll send
you a link, we'll let them know that you're on
your on the way. You need to have an EKG
and they need to do another blood draw. So apparently
my potassium was super high, which I don't like. I said,
what the hell does that mean? Speak to me right,
I'm thinking like potassium. Anyway, they say that does a

(15:55):
lot When your potassium is very high, it does a
lot of damage to your heart and could trigger a
heart attack like booth hell. So anyway, I get to
the emergency room four hours later, Oh yeah, everything's fine.
They did EKG, Like as soon as I got in
the door, they did the EKG and they said, well,
look if something was going on, it would show up here.
You're totally fine. We're gonna do another blood draw. Typically,

(16:17):
what happens a lot of times people's potassium comes back
way higher because when they do the blood work, if
the blood comes out of the needle too quickly, it
breaks up the blood cells and creates a false reading.

Speaker 7 (16:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
And so it was I mean it was like a
nine something, where so it should have been like a three.

Speaker 7 (16:35):
Well, that's a little scare.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Yeah, I'm like, all right, that's awesome. Yeah. So three
hours in an emergence room, which anybody's ever been in
the emergency room knows, Like I got seen and they
took me in very quick. Is anything that could possibly
do with a heart or whatever. Yeah, those people go
in first. So I got all the stuff I needed
to do. Doctor Kimon Tolda's gone and we're just gonna
get you to the paperwork and gets you out of here.
Well that's the thing. It's twenty twenty four. This woman

(16:57):
comes in with a piece of paper, asks me my address,
writes it down, ask me these other things, writes it down,
says well, I'm gonna go enter this into the system. Why, like,
you can't just bring up an iPad around or while
I'm waiting on the doctor, have me enter this information
so that way it's all ready to go.

Speaker 8 (17:12):
I hate that too, when they want you to put
down all your personal information on a piece of paper
these days.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Yeah, and so anyway, so she disappears, she goes, I'll
be back with some other stuff. So then she came
back forty five minutes later, and she had this other thing.
She was, oh, I also need your insurance. She went
back again another forty five minutes later, and so finally
I'm still sitting there and I'm waiting. The doctor goes,
you're still out of here. He goes, I signed off

(17:38):
on your paperwork. I don't know, maybe thirty minutes ago.
Oh yeah, I said no. Turns out the person who
was supposed to print it out just never printed it out.
So I'm sitting there.

Speaker 8 (17:47):
Oh my god, I always forget about you these days
at emergency rooms. I feel like that happens to me
a lot, where that take disappear and then oh, you're
still here.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
And they were so busy. Yeah, but they were like
moving people around into a hallway for the triage area
or whatever. I'm like, I'll get out of here right now.

Speaker 7 (18:06):
I love nothing more.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
It turns out I'm fine, whatever it is. Here's my
number and my email. Hit me up whatever you mean
for the bill or any other information, just let me know.

Speaker 7 (18:15):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
So that's the jeer.

Speaker 7 (18:17):
How terrified were you when they said you need to
get to an e R?

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Now you know it's I kind of handled it like
a task, like I was like, oh okay, and so
I figured like there had to be something, you know,
some explanation to it, because I've never i mean, despite
being fat, you know, I was just the doctor. Yeah,
I've always had all these other things. And you know,
I just went to a cardiologist not that long ago

(18:40):
because I was freaking myself out thinking there was something. Yeah,
it's because I was on this like steroid medication for
like a.

Speaker 8 (18:46):
Sinus infection or something.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Yes, I'm like, oh my god, is it? So of
course I freak out. It turns out so anyway, that's
the wow.

Speaker 8 (18:54):
It comes to Ekg's. I feel like they do nothing.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
What do you mean because they read your heart, You're like.

Speaker 14 (19:00):
Dying in the moment They're like, oh, we don't really
see anything right now, and then been useful. Then you're
not there, Then you don't have one on, and then
stuff starts happening.

Speaker 7 (19:11):
Have you ever taken one home? Done the wearable one
that's done that?

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Yeah, it was when I went to that cardiologist that
for a month.

Speaker 7 (19:17):
I just did for a weekend.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Yeah, no, it's for a month. That sucked. But then
the next day I woke up and you know, I
get in the shower, whatever, I still had one of
the stickers on, like kind of underneath my armpit to
my ribs. Nice it's all tucked in the little reminder Gregory.
Weekend cheers and jeers well overall, just a great weekend.
Cheers especially too. Not a sponsor could be Lens Crafters.

(19:40):
My friend broke her glasses that teeny microscopic screw fell out.
Take it into lens Crafters, got served right away.

Speaker 6 (19:48):
They fixed it. Here you go, no charge, nothing. They
made it super super easy. So cheers to lens Crafters,
and then jeers to lens Crafters. Because while we were there,
I thought, oh, I'm gonna get a new pair of glasses.
But they don't do that one. We're thinking, right, but
I haven't been in a thousand years because they got
Lasikh and now I need glasses again. And I thought, well,

(20:09):
while I'm here, you know, I'll just do it. Now,
I'll take ten business days, all right, forget it, I'll
just squint.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
It doesn't It doesn't end up taking that long. They
tell you to business days and I got them back
in like three. But maybe I'll go back because it
was a delightful experience.

Speaker 8 (20:22):
There's a location down the street from the radio station
and they're big fans, so maybe they'll expedite it. They'll
be excited for you to walk in.

Speaker 15 (20:29):
I was.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
I didn't try to pull any kind of rank, and
I got mine three days. Yeah, I just went in there.
I wouldn't pull by any means. But no, it was
don't you know who I think I am? It's just
Great Gory.

Speaker 8 (20:39):
No, they're really big fans of the show, so I'm
sure they will recognize you when you walk in. You
wouldn't have to say Hi, I'm Great Gory.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
I've never said those words. But it was a pleasant experience.
No charge fixed it right away, and I thought it
was unfixable.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
It ruled Wait, wait, hold on, I must have you
never said.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
What When Mena said you don't even have to say hi,
I'm Greg Gory, I said, guess what, I've never seen it.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
Yeah, I can't say that again? Got me? Yeah, man,
it's weekend, cheers and jeers.

Speaker 8 (21:10):
I did a bunch of stuff on the weekend. Went
to a football game. Also went to Disney's D twenty three,
which is if you don't know, it's kind of like
the comic con for Disney, which is super fun, and
had a listener meet up, hung out with a bunch
of listeners, really cool, diehard fans of the show. So
it's always awesome to have supporters like that. And then

(21:30):
my jeers is, I had this new camera that I
got like in December. Dropped it. No, I mean it
still kind of works, but the mechanical part of it
is like not functioning well. And I looked up online
and I have to like totally take it apart and
I probably can't fix it.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
No, you probably send that somewhere though, right, Yeah, if.

Speaker 8 (21:48):
There's any like experts in DJI that I can send
it to, oh, I'll do it.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
Does that mean Greg? DJ Digital Interface?

Speaker 8 (21:58):
To be honest, I don't even know what it means.
It's it's a brand of camera. But yeah, it's a
little OSMO. I didn't even know you had a camera.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 8 (22:07):
I I take it with me. It's a little like
pocket sized cameras.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
It's not that huge when I used to carry around, right.

Speaker 8 (22:13):
Yeah, right, yeah, I have a I mean things keep
on getting smaller and smaller. Yeah, but it sucks because
it's brand new and I like it a lot, but
now it's all messed up.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Greg, going back to yours, and I understand, but for
the listener benefit seven two four, can Greg please explain
why he needs glasses again after getting lasick.

Speaker 6 (22:30):
Apparently it wears off after several years. So I've done
it twice, and then I did it again and got
what's called monovision. I only did one eye and it
still works and I can still see. I only feel
not confident when I'm driving when it's dark, and that's
when I winlass.

Speaker 7 (22:46):
When you go to work every day every.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
Day, it was interesting, like when I see Greg out
away from the show like events or whatever, He's wearing
glass because I can't see at night very well. Is
that what it is? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (22:59):
And I just want to be able to see that
he was going for the look. No, you know, No,
I wish I didn't have to work like fancy after
hours gray.

Speaker 8 (23:09):
Yeah, I got lazy done fifteen years ago and now
I have like a very faint prescription.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Yeah. Behoove weekend cheers and jeers Sammy.

Speaker 13 (23:21):
Yes, okay, my cheers is a little different type of cheers.
But I decided to make this instead of a years.
I went to see my Sorry, I'm gonna cry, see
my great uncle who's in hospice care, and I've never
experienced anything like that before, so obviously I'm very emotional

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about it.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
But I was nervous to go, and I'm really glad
that I.

Speaker 13 (23:46):
Went and I got to like have a moment with
him alone, where like I just held his hand and
told him that I loved him and how much he
meant to me, and we both cried and I'm just.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Sorry.

Speaker 8 (24:01):
I mean, it's brutal, yeah something.

Speaker 13 (24:04):
And I've never experienced something like this before, which I'm
lucky that I've gotten this far in life to not have.
But I had got advice from one of my friends
to sort of do that and make sure that you
have the emotional moment because you kind of don't want
to write like I'm such an avoidance person.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
When it comes to that.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
And I'm just really glad that I did.

Speaker 13 (24:25):
And now I'm super emotional about it, but I'm so
glad that I had that moment.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
I'm so glad that I went and sat him.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
How old is he is? He old?

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Yeah, he's in his nineties.

Speaker 13 (24:35):
Oh okay, great on golf catch yeah, but he I
mean he officiated my wedding and he we lived with
them when we were like when we were moving in
between places. So I spent a whole summer with them,
and he had a cabin and would take us up
there and just really is an important person in my
life and has been there, you know, for a lot

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of things. And yeah, it's difficult, but again I'm glad
that I got to go see him and didn't.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
You know, Well, you're right, that's a that's a non
traditional cheers. I know, I get why. Yeah, I totally
understand why. Yeah, sorry, Sammy.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Now I have to go to the cheers. Great, oh
my jeers?

Speaker 13 (25:21):
Is that I was supposed to help my friend propose
this weekend the story I know, a planet and everything,
and then I set my alarm for PM instead of
a M and I didn't wake up in time.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
But they're engaged and they're very happy.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Everything perfectly.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
How could that have happened?

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Mistakes happened?

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Yeah, what were you out late the night before?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Like listen, I veered from my initial plan.

Speaker 13 (25:52):
Oh okay, I regret it, but I still didn't have
any reason to believe that I wouldn't have made it.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Did it all work out out?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yes? Everything?

Speaker 5 (26:02):
So you didn't like completely ruin it? No, never made it.

Speaker 13 (26:06):
I personally did not make it, but everything worked out
and perfectly, and I did help him plan it, so
he did call me to thank me and say, hey, you.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Know, I know you didn't you know, didn't make it.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
But because of the alarm.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Because of the alarm.

Speaker 8 (26:21):
Right, I'm trying to understand why you are an important
factor in this proposal and why why the alarm was
set because she she was upset.

Speaker 13 (26:30):
Up right, but she was somewhere else and I was
driving him to a location where she already.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
Was fake out.

Speaker 6 (26:37):
Oh you're supposed to be the driver, kind of like
a surprise party where she was involved.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
Yes, it was.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
I was going to be taking the pictures.

Speaker 8 (26:44):
Yeah, kind of.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Like I just was like, oh, we're hanging out, right, yeah, exactly.
She didn't know it was a proposal, right, yes.

Speaker 13 (26:51):
But again everything went great and they got pictures and
they got all the things, and.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
It wasn't in the pictures I.

Speaker 13 (26:58):
Supposed to be in the pictures, just the one's supposed
to be taking.

Speaker 8 (27:02):
Yeah. Yeah, So are you still invited to the wedding?

Speaker 16 (27:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (27:09):
That's my years all right.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
It's been a weekend a lot of people sending hugs
through text, oh thank you two two nine eight seven.
Not easy thing to go through, uh, Gina weekend cheers
and jeers.

Speaker 7 (27:21):
Yeah, well, my first attempt at throwing a giant kid's
birthday party as a stepmom is in the books.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Yeah, dude, what how many kids did you say you
were going to have? There was some insane number. It's
a wedding, yeah it was.

Speaker 7 (27:35):
It could have been upwards of like fifty kids. It
has been like thirty kids.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
And their parents. She wanted the parents to hang around,
as opposed to like, oh, drop the kids off.

Speaker 7 (27:45):
I'm not responsible for your little ankle biers. No way, No,
you guys have to stay. So it was awesome, a
little warm, but it all worked out. I had a
little cooling station with spray bottles and like icy cold
wash cloths. Ridiculous. But the kids at their faces painted
and they like the bouncy house. That was all great.
The jeers is I don't know how to order an

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appropriate amount of food.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Nobody, that's tricky.

Speaker 7 (28:10):
Yeah, is more?

Speaker 8 (28:12):
Too much or too less?

Speaker 7 (28:13):
Always too much? I would never hurt too little, please,
I would have a heart attack. But this is so
I could I expect it anywhere from like like fifty
people to ninety people, so you prepare for the ninety
like God forbid. So I realized I ordered twelve extra
large pizzas. That's two hundred and forty slices, which would
have made everyone, including toddlers, have to eat four pieces

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of I know.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
Kids don't eat. I know, right, especially when they're busy playing.

Speaker 7 (28:41):
Right, eat, they didn't touch it.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
You saved time for cake. Then they're there.

Speaker 7 (28:46):
They had the big sheet cake, you know, the big
generic sheet cake. But I sent most people home with
an entire box of pizza. Your wife beating one of them? Yeah,
so hopefully did that make it home?

Speaker 5 (28:59):
I don't know. Okay, well you I was out of town.
As you heard, at the hospital. She's eating pizza, pizza.
I'm waiting on my.

Speaker 8 (29:07):
Paper pizza, and she's like, oh yeah, her dad's dying.

Speaker 7 (29:11):
So literally for me, the kids got little goodie bags
and the parents are like trying to like balance these
boxes of pizza to their car. So you know what
it's done. It's in the rearview mirror. I couldn't be.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Will you do it again? No, not like this scale.
Was this like some big birthday like nine.

Speaker 7 (29:30):
So here's here's the thing. We always take him out
of town. We always think like big Bear, but like
step Mama has never thrown a party for him before,
and he wanted a party. So you know, I gotta
go big. And I think we've gotten over that now.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
Okay, all right, yeah dude, Like I told my wife,
we're not doing stuff at our house. I'm not doing
stuff where I have to do the heavy lifting. I
will pay all day. It's like friends that ask you
to help move, I will. I'll kick in for you
to hire people. I'll go down to the home depot.
I'll pick up a couple of workers. I will pay

(30:02):
for all the pizzas. I'll pay for uh, all the
booze and you know whatever else. I am not helping
you move a couch.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
So next time I move, I'm just gonna ask Woody
to help me. Yeah, and then he'll take care of everything.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
I guess you see. I would hope that as my friend,
you would know better than to ask. I would never
because you ahead of what's your weekend? Cheers and jeers everybody?
Hell yeah, always the big theme song, cheers and cheers

(30:36):
a Sea bass Ai original. I was gonna get his
cheers and Jeers, but for some reason he never be
he you know, he does like he does. You know
what he's been doing. I have no idea. He'll be
at his computer and then usually when he hears the
show's back on, like yeah, their commercial way go come
in here, that's when he starts walking in asdra coming
back from the break. Other times he's downstairs on the

(30:58):
first floor in the gym, amazing, hitting the treadmill at
work during.

Speaker 9 (31:03):
One and everything, all right, more Woody shows, next, hang on,
Menace will eat something gross.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
He'll be hungry in an hour the Woody Show. He'll
be right back and fresh off appearance on Saturday at
a mall. Menace. It's another opening of an envelope.

Speaker 8 (31:30):
He'll be there.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
Is everywhere all the time I try to be and
it's with Board Medicine Board. On Wednesday, you're gonna be
at the second location of Raising Canes and Murrietta be there.
So that's from two to four this Wednesday afternoon, brand
new Raising Canes, the second location there, it's on Clinton
Keith Road. Be there. They're gonna have some theme park tickets,
concert tickets. Will you show merch you guys know the drill, Yeah,

(31:54):
the meats. That one at the Fabletic store went pretty good.

Speaker 8 (31:57):
It's so much fun. At the Glendale Gallery, people took
a train from like Palmdale to get there.

Speaker 7 (32:02):
Yeah, I'm wearing my Fabletic skar in honor of your appearance.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 8 (32:07):
Hello, welcome to another edition of the Menace Cooking Corner.

Speaker 14 (32:10):
Yes, chet, Now, today I'm going to give you a
really quick recipe on how to.

Speaker 8 (32:14):
Be a hit at any party.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
Oh yes, ship, check out my wienies, yes ship.

Speaker 8 (32:18):
Oh yeah, yes, chick, you have some Venas world famous
wieners right there.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
Yes, thank you.

Speaker 12 (32:24):
Yeah, I like.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
To hut a woody shoe. Well, I can't tell you
how excited I am to be able to give you
the final Olympic round up. Recurt Right closing ceremonies last night,
Tom Cruise jumped out of a plane lower from the
roof and the torch was handed off to Los Angeles.
Who's going to host the twenty twenty eight Summer Games.
Uh so there are also performances in Long Beach. They

(32:47):
kept saying Venice, and it wasn't in Venice. There was
fake palm trees and the whole thing wow that they
had there. They were really trying to hollywood it up. Yeah, right,
But performances from the Chili Peppers, Billie Eilish, Snoop Dogg,
and Doctor Dre Here's uh, here's a little bit of that.
I mean the Chili Peppers, they were doing their thing.
They played Can't Stop. Oh I got that course mass

(33:14):
They sounded good. You could tell they were actually playing
all of course. Yeah, it's pretty cool. And then the
Scoop dog and Doctor Dressing battle ball game Burning Nida DPGC.

(33:38):
You should be turning data CEBT.

Speaker 10 (33:40):
You'll bet yep, we hook him back up. And when
they tang this in.

Speaker 8 (33:42):
The club, you got to get the one woman's going homies.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Ja loike yo. Yes. Of the Winter Games, they're in Italy.
In twenty twenty six, the US and Stupid China ended
up tie with forty gold medals each. It's the first
time it's ever been a tie for the most gold
medals at the Summer Olympics. But the US they won
the most medals overall with one hundred and twenty six,
Stupid China far second with ninety one. Jordan Chiles, the gymnast,

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got stripped of for bronze medal, which she won in
the first place on an appeal, but now she's appealing
the appeal. Right, this is weird, but the funniest thing
I saw and everyone's talking about for this weekend about
Australian breakdancer Rey gun ygun Gun. Did you see that performance? Yeah?
It was awesome, it was It was so bad it

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got her a zero point score.

Speaker 7 (34:33):
Really, yeah, people don't want to know if she's trolling
the world or if she really believed in her dance.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
She goes, I just do my thing.

Speaker 8 (34:41):
I think she's trolling you do.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
How'd she end up going to the Olympics?

Speaker 14 (34:46):
Should get there because they don't have any other people
to represent, Like it almost had me thinking like should
I get a dual citizenship for some like country and
then just enter?

Speaker 5 (34:55):
But they knew like the other words, like how did
she qualify?

Speaker 6 (34:59):
Right?

Speaker 8 (35:00):
Well, I'm sure you.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Like they were cool with her going as a troll.

Speaker 7 (35:03):
Let's just say that was the case and they tax
funded it.

Speaker 8 (35:06):
Yeah, I'm I'm assuming that she at least had one
routine that was decent that would get her in And.

Speaker 7 (35:13):
Why didn't she do it?

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Yeah on YouTube?

Speaker 8 (35:16):
Because she's messing around.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Anyway, that's your Olympic round up for Monday and your
final Olympics round up. So there you go. Move. French
police had evacuate the area around the Affel Tire said
that guy start climbing up the hour before the closing ceremony.
That makes me so nervous. Yeah, I always hope they fall,
like those guys who were scaling buildings and stuff. Yep.
The first ever CrossFit Games and Fort Worth over the weekend,

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the athlete died drowned in its lake in the swimming
portion of the competition. People online mad because in the
videos you can clearly see the guy struggling to swim.
He drowns. No one even tries to help them. And
they're also happy with the CrossFit CEO because they kept
the competition going after the guy died.

Speaker 7 (35:56):
Right insensitive.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
I saw this other video last week where there's this
fat chicken a pool like at a gym or at
a y or something like that. Anybody's seeing this where
she's on the steps and looks like she's kind of
sitting on the steps. She's taking up the area where
people are you know, uh, getting onto the pool. Yeah, anyway,
so she kind of like you could tell like her
feet go out kind of from underneath her, but she's
holding onto that rail that you see for pool steps,

(36:20):
and it looks like she's just kind of hanging out there.
Well that's her starting to drown. What she's in like
three foot of water and she's standing there and so
like you see her just kind of and it looks
like she's like kind of trying to float on her
back like people do. And yeah, whatever, anyway she dies,
what her big fat ass is like just floating there

(36:40):
in the pool like facing like so it looks like
she's just floating on her back to the point where
people were just walking by didn't even realize that she
was dead. Chilling, but like all the comments are the same,
like stand up right, like literally your feet will touch
the ground and you could stand up and you would
be at least chest high out of the water.

Speaker 14 (36:59):
Maybe she was having like a heart attack, maybe it
was yeah, something made Sure might have passed out or something.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
It was a really weird It's gotta be that, Greg.
Did you see the video of the plane crash in Brazil?
Sure did not watch it? Sure will not.

Speaker 8 (37:14):
I saw a bunch of listeners tagging you in it. Yeah,
it's weird that you didn't see it. It just like
falls out of the sky. It starts spinning like lost
power or something.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Yeah, just falling like a like a like a leaf
from a tree. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (37:28):
I've never seen anything like it.

Speaker 5 (37:30):
Yeah, me neither. Oh. Good. Government officials announced yesterday they
have recovered the bodies of all sixty two victims.

Speaker 8 (37:35):
Oh god, but that's in Brazil, Greg.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
Yeah, it's not right where we are, right. Planes work differently.

Speaker 8 (37:43):
Yeah, international travel in those small planes, little dicey. I
told you I was on that one, and so I'd
like the cigarette. Uh, and then like my full down
tray had like twine.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
It's beyond olds. Yeah. Well, your robbery suspect in Florida
was stopped by an officer. Here's some audio from the
body cam as they were talking. Now they're on a
bridge when this happens on the bridge street. Oh sir,
how are you for a few minutes?

Speaker 10 (38:21):
Do you have a seat for me?

Speaker 8 (38:27):
He's in the water.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
I just jumped right. Yeah, they got in the water.
So he was later picked up by officers in a
boat all right, yeah, and and taking the jail. Okay,
they'll never get me here. Call at you for a minute. Yeah,
you're being apprehended. Splash. Yeah, get someone in the Texas.

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I feel really bad for the Australian breakdance woman. I'm
wondering how the decision was made to send her where
there's some worse dancers than her.

Speaker 8 (39:00):
I'm assuming that no one would even try to be
part of the team the Australian Olympics, Like, hey, are
we setting someone to compete in the break dancing competition?

Speaker 5 (39:09):
Send Janice from accounting. Yeah, she got pretty wild at
that last employee party. I know that woman can dance, right. Yeah.
It's a text from the eight one seven. Pretty damn funny.
Someone also see two three a texting over in regard
to the Australian break dancer. Look up Elizabeth Swaeney s
w a n e Y. She was an Olympic skier

(39:29):
or snowboarder. Did zero tricks on the half. Oh yeah,
I do remember that.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Check.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
Yeah. She was able to find a loophole that qualified
her for the Olympics, something along the lines that she
kept placing high enough for the competitions, but would only
go to competitions that were taking place during other more
popular competitions.

Speaker 7 (39:47):
That is, kind of brilliant.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Yeah, that way you can say you were an Olympic ath.

Speaker 7 (39:50):
That's right, Olympic hopeful.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
Yeah, all right, Well there's a there's a couple headlines
from this morning eight seven, seven forty four Wooding forget
about the Woody Show. We'll do this is bull ish.

(40:15):
This text just came over. You guys are great, especially Greg.
This is Rich in Turnersville, New Jersey. No, I'm kidding,
that's not the bullish thing that Thank you, by the way, Rich,
go ahead and text over Rich to ninety seven. Appreciate
checking it.

Speaker 7 (40:32):
No.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
This story this woman owns the salon in Massachusetts pissed
because the Secret Service broke into her business over the
weekend just so they could use the bathroom. Oh my god.
They have been working security for a Kamala Harris fundraiser nearby.
The head of the Secret Services Boston Field office later

(40:54):
called the owner of the salon to apologize. But dude,
if I'm I'm pressing charges, Yeah, we're supposed to be
law and order and you're just breaking into someone's business
because you've got to tinkle.

Speaker 7 (41:04):
Yeah, picking locks.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
I know there's got to be a better solution. I'm
sure they have some kind of like bathroom facility at
the fundraiser, or if you're not even in the area,
there's got to be a gas station nearby or service
up against a wall at least it's called the street. Yeah, no,
one's going to give you a ticket for that. But
free to break into somebody's business.

Speaker 7 (41:27):
You're totally that's the thing. You're totally right. But I
believe it was a female, so.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
Can dry if it's that much of an emergency that
you're going to break a window, and what if it's
out the back seat?

Speaker 8 (41:43):
Number two, number two done?

Speaker 5 (41:45):
And I can't. But you are you saying are you
saying that no problem breaking into the business.

Speaker 7 (41:52):
It's not great. But an emergency is an emergency.

Speaker 8 (41:54):
No, it's not.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
That's not an emergency. You can pee your poop outside.
What if it's explosive diarrhea, well, and find to find
someplace that you can go to, Like I'm sorry, Like
I just can't get behind.

Speaker 7 (42:06):
It's not great.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
The idea that the secret Service or the police or
somebody who's supposed to be enforcing law or under the
umbrella of law is breaking into a private business. It
sounds like the excuse of some crackhead who's looking to
rob the place and said, I was just using the bathroom.
Pretty much, you'll break into some government building something like
you're working for the government. Yeah, don't break into a

(42:28):
private business. To the library, Go to the library.

Speaker 8 (42:30):
Have you even learned from Watergate?

Speaker 5 (42:33):
Like I'm if i'm you know, I'm pressing charges if
i'm this woman? Oh yeah, what repercussions would she have?
They would not, They would make any excuse. Yeah, yeah,
you can try to press charges. Nothing's gonna come up.
You get a good lawyer, man, you press charges. That
is certainly not something that is like on the law.

Speaker 7 (42:51):
In the middle of a presidential campaign. I think Harris
would like to make this go away. I think they
would play ball.

Speaker 6 (42:56):
If I were her, I would definitely get the to
make a big stink the best you know, old studded
diamond laden windows as a replacement.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
True, and you get, Yeah, you get damages and for
your time and inconvenience, any nice fat check from the government,
Get a big check, take a week off. Yeah, eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie text over like Rich did
very nice. Rich in New Jersey, thank you very much
for texting over. Thanks Rich. To two two nine eight
seven right back, Sammy had brought something up, and I'm

(43:30):
curious about this because I've never heard this. However, my
daughter has a sleepover this weekend, okay, and if it's true,
I'm psyched.

Speaker 13 (43:43):
So I heard that it's a thing now for when
kids have sleepovers for dads to leave the house and
stay somewhere else because other parents don't want the dads
being at the house when they're having a sleepover.

Speaker 7 (43:57):
And it's like a whole thing.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
I don't want to mess up my sleepover, so that's
what needs to happen. I am willing to do that
and leave the comfort of my own home.

Speaker 8 (44:07):
Right And what is the reasoning behind him?

Speaker 7 (44:09):
Is this specifically for girls sleepovers?

Speaker 13 (44:12):
I think it might be because he has a daughter. Yeah,
because he has a daughter. And it was like, oh,
I need to go talk to my wife. My daughter
has a sleepover tonight, but the dad's going.

Speaker 7 (44:23):
To be home and I was like, yeah, he lives there.

Speaker 13 (44:25):
Yeah, He's like, no, it's a thing now whenever my
daughter has a sleepover, I go stay somewhere else, like
when at their house. You're so, I'm curious if this
is a thing where it's like, oh, dads have to
leave now.

Speaker 7 (44:39):
Yeah, is because they they're uncomfortable that dads are creepy?

Speaker 14 (44:46):
I think yeah, And he goes back to the bear
versus a man in the woods thing. It totally that's
what the underlying.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Or is it more because dads are more apt to
embarrass No, that's not it.

Speaker 7 (44:59):
They think this is a safe Do you think for sure,
kid that.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
I'm definitely staying in the house doing that, which is
strange to me.

Speaker 13 (45:06):
It's still strange hearing it, So I'm curious if it
is that much of a thing or it's just a
weird thing that he has going.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Well, has anyone heard of this?

Speaker 7 (45:14):
But when my when my step son was in preschool
or kindergarten, whatever, it was a co op and the
parents work there. My husband wasn't allowed to take kids
to the bathroom because men can't take kids to the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
I'm fine with two. I would take kids in the bathroom,
but you know, not allowed to. I want to take
of the I'd love to. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (45:34):
Yeah, huh, I don't even want to be around kids.

Speaker 7 (45:37):
So you're the safest person on the plan.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
Yeah. I still I don't understand, like why all of
a sudden, like every dador predator.

Speaker 8 (45:47):
Is very change.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
You're the most safe because you're at my daughter's birthday party,
and I feel the need to look out and protag
all these kids because, as a quote girl dad right
hashtag girl dad. Yeah, I'm looking out for them. I
blame all these podcasts and.

Speaker 8 (46:05):
Yeah zom kind stuff.

Speaker 7 (46:07):
Yeah, well the husband usually does it on dayline.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
Yeah, I've never heard this before. Yeah, if it's true,
I was gonna be willing to go along with it,
but not under those circumstances.

Speaker 13 (46:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (46:18):
I think that's why I think they think you're creepy.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
Yeah, not personally reasoning at all. I've not been asked
to leave the house, so they don't think I'm creepy.
I've not been asked, right, Yeah, well we'll send our
daughter over if Woody's not there.

Speaker 8 (46:31):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Oh yeah, that's the spot right there.

Speaker 13 (46:35):
Show.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
It's another new hour Insensitivity Training, Free, Politically Correct World.
It's Monday morning. It's August to twelfth. Yeah, twenty twenty four.
Wood Greg by Menace, We got Sea Bass. There's Sammy.
Gina grad is sitting in with us today. Phones are
opening seven to seven forty four Woody text two to

(47:01):
nine eight seven. You can say it's an email email
at the woodieshow dot com. I would like to hear
from you guys, because I'm planning a thing on Thursday.
We've done this before, like a best of seven. I'm
not gonna make everybody select it down to a best
of seven, but what are some of the greatest movie

(47:21):
soundtrack songs out of all time? That's ok, I have
a really good list going already, Like there's there's just
the stuff that I'm sure that first pops in the mind,
it's that's on the list. But whatever you got, just
in case, text it on over, just be thinking about
some really good movie soundtrack songs and then text over

(47:44):
email us email at the woodieshow dot com, whatever it is,
and then on Thursday we'll go through some of the
stuff that we got, all right, like see if we
agree or disagree that it should be on the list
of greatest soundtrack songs.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
Yeah, okay, so nitpicky question. It's a song specifically for
the movie, not just a song that's in the.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Like or it could be even because like there's not
always a song that's like written for that movie. But
it's on the soundtrack and it's become the part associated
with the movie, right, yeah, right, okay, right, got it awesome.
So that's that's coming up. We'll do that on Thursday,
Noise because a lot of it, like I find that
the so far is making my my preliminary list. It's

(48:26):
a lot of stuff like eighties and nineties movies, right,
you know, my mind went to one franchise right away
because that's when, you you know, back in the day
quote unquote, there were like soundtracks that people will go
out and buy. Right now, if there's a song that's
in a movie, people just go ahead and they just
get like the yeah they stream, Yeah, they just stream

(48:46):
the one song. It's not part of a greater soundtrack,
full album. I mean it is if you go on
you know, whatever is Spotify or wherever you're doing your.

Speaker 7 (48:53):
Music, but it's not required.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
It used to be you have to buy the whole
damn soundtrack to get like danger.

Speaker 7 (48:59):
Zone exactly what I was thinking.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
I hear the gun.

Speaker 8 (49:03):
A lot of people are loving the whole soundtrack album
for Twisters.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
What's on that?

Speaker 8 (49:10):
It's like a bunch of jolly roll. There's a lot
of country stuff. Okay, Morris. What's her name? Morris? Yeah, yeah,
she has a really good song. We're not in Kansas anymore, Okay,
let's be thinking about that.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
And Luke Combs has Ain't No Love in Oklahoma. That's
like the main song for Twisters Noise. Yeah, pretty great.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
Let us know either text in or like send us
an email email at the woodieshow dot com. For today's
It's Never Good Enough update, there's a new report that
says just washing fruit before eating it doesn't remove the pesticides,
and the only way to avoid chemicals is by peeling
them because the pesticides penetrate the peel like.

Speaker 8 (49:49):
I do peel my oranges in my bananas.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
Avocado of course. Yeah, but like you're supposed to peel
the album really yeah, we're supposed to appeel peaches, plums,
like like Grandma supposed to feel grapes.

Speaker 14 (50:02):
No, please wait, what is the thing that oh it
was Morgan doesn't feel? Is the kiwis oh? Yea, yeah,
we talked about that.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
Gross. I saw something that people like, oh, just put
all your vegetables in the dishwasher, but that that's the
heat is not good. Yeah, but I know people who
don't watch the fruit at all. I just I don't
they hit it with.

Speaker 7 (50:26):
The water for like four seconds.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
I don't even do that.

Speaker 8 (50:28):
I just feel that stuff makes you stronger.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
The only thing I know is I peel the sticker
off exactly, thank you. I feel the sticker off, even
though that's technically edible. Apparently whatever they make that, that's right.
We read about that. Whatever they make those produce stickers
with like you can eat them. It's like a bonus snack,
you know. I don't think you want to eat them.
It's just like if you happen to eat them, it's

(50:50):
not gonna be bad for you.

Speaker 6 (50:51):
We're going to do a stick er taste test tasting stickers.
Do you do the heat old take the apple rather
than your shirt.

Speaker 8 (51:00):
No, that's old school.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
That's old school.

Speaker 8 (51:02):
Apparently eat apple.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
I definitely watch I thought people are like, uh, just
trying to polish the apple, make it shiny before they
ate it in the cartoon it'll taste better. Yeahah, I
eat apple pie, so that you don't need to do that.
I feel like I always felt like the rubbing the
apple on the shirt thing was kind of the same
thing as people tapping on the top of like a
can of the beverage or whatever, the beer, soda, whatever,

(51:24):
or when people you know, I thought it was like
to look cool, like taking a pack of cigarettes.

Speaker 8 (51:29):
Oh yeah, that's the good the pack we called it.
What does that matter.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
It's supposed to make the tobacco kind of compact, but
what does it matter? Probably doesn't, it doesn't. But because
it was just like something that people did before, you
don't want to everybody else is doing it, so it's like, well,
I don't want to look I'm not like a real
cool smoker.

Speaker 6 (51:48):
You don't want to loose tobacco. No, why it's all
loose in there? Anyway, it was always a ritual. As
a former smoker, you would you would pack the cigarettes,
then you open the pack, and then you took one
out and flipped it upside Why because that was the
last one that you smoked in the pack and it
was your lucky cigarette.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
I'm talking about.

Speaker 8 (52:05):
It's just you know, superstitious super rituals.

Speaker 7 (52:08):
I thought it was because like in Breaking Bad, that's
the one with the poison in it, So you don't
want to smoke that one. Oh oh that that's not why.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
I mean, that's probably for that specially just because everybody's
cigarettes are poison. And then we play a game where
you took the cellophane wrapper off the cigarette pack, not
all the way, just slightly about halfway, put a quarter
on top, and then you take your lit cigarette and
you singe the cellophane and whoever made the quarter drop
loose hours of Yeah, there were so many smoking games

(52:37):
and then you your smoke rings and it was just.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
You know, it was a culture.

Speaker 8 (52:42):
What do you spun for a little period of time,
like you you didn't do it as long ago.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
I smoked for a while, but it was long ago
that I quit, right, Yeah, I didn't do any smoking games.

Speaker 7 (52:51):
What was your brand of choice?

Speaker 5 (52:53):
Marlboroughs Hell? Yeah before opening? Yeah really, and I never
understood like why people were doing that. Yeah, I smoking.
I regret all of it. Like if I thought I
was being fancy, I would get Benson and Hedges. No,
I thought, oh that's what my aunt smokes man.

Speaker 8 (53:14):
When I went at the grocer store. I used to
know every single brand, Like I never smoked, but like
you have to know the brands because people they would
lock them up right, and people are like, oh I
need the ultra lights. So many different kinds.

Speaker 7 (53:25):
Well, why did everyone smoke American spirits? That was also
the thing.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
Well, that was the thing for a while, Like, what's
not the kind of late nineties? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It
was supposed to be like exactly fewer additives or whatever,
Indian with a head dress on the on the pack,
which makes it healthy, yeah, delicious organic. The worst were
the clove cigarettes.

Speaker 7 (53:47):
Smell I could smell it right now.

Speaker 8 (53:49):
That was a high school thing.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
Not the douchey people smoke those. I like the smell
of them. Yeah, but it was always the douchebags that
would that would have the clove cigarettes instead.

Speaker 8 (54:00):
Do you ever smoke beadies?

Speaker 5 (54:02):
I've heard of them.

Speaker 8 (54:03):
Yeah, Beati's was a big thing in high school too.

Speaker 7 (54:06):
What about Swisher sweets that like dirt or whatever?

Speaker 8 (54:11):
You yeah, because you want to smoke weed with it.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:16):
I remember changing brands from Marlborough to Camel because I
had a hard time saying Marlborough, Oh my, that's why though. Yeah,
I'll just get some Camel lights that's so greg And
then Winston because I.

Speaker 7 (54:29):
Thought it was Oh yeah, what about the ones that
you pop in the middle, remember those little bubbles?

Speaker 8 (54:33):
Oh yeah, I forgot those.

Speaker 7 (54:35):
Like release the menthol.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Yeah oh really, oh yeah huh and that kind of
like the gum that had the syrup in the middle.
They would always.

Speaker 8 (54:44):
Be next to the cools. Yeah yeah, you got what.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
They were called backing the cigarettes to make some burn slower.
Here's the thing the people again, most people especially they're
going out for a smoke break, they didn't smoke the
whole damn cigarette. They smoked most of it and then
just put the rest out in the astra and then
go back into the office. That's what I've always seen.
So it's like it's not like you're smoking it down
because that's when all the other cheap people come around

(55:07):
and they find the ones that were like half smoked.
Like there was one guy, there was an engineer that
worked at one of our radio stations that always collected
those and that's what he would smoke cheap, criminally cheap
and he could afford cigarettes, but criminally cheap. Eight seven
four Woodie hit us. Some of the text over to
two to two ninety seven would come back from the break.

(55:28):
These hypothetical questions that Greg and Morgan have been have
been working on. We compile the list. Now you know,
Morgan comes up to it as you get heard in
the previous segment. She comes up to them pretty random
stuff to begin with, but then for whatever reason, she
gets to the other with Greg. Yeah, because then Greg
goes down random, random row.

Speaker 6 (55:46):
And we realize that we each have a theme when
we come up with questions. She described hers. She said,
you know what, I realized all my questions are and
I quote her poo poop peepee sexy.

Speaker 13 (55:57):
No.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
I mean I didn't mean to make it that way,
but I looked at my list and I'm like, there's
a theme here.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
They're very poopoo peep sexy.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
Okay, you think I'm like fifteen, yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:07):
All all of us? Right? Really pretty much? Yeah, Greg,
do you have a theme on yours or just completely?

Speaker 16 (56:12):
Now?

Speaker 6 (56:12):
When I read through them, I realize a lot of
them are if somebody gave you a billion dollars, would you.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
Fill in the blaze? No poopoo or no poopoo peepe sexy.
But a lot of money questions and time question hypothetical
questions with Greg and Morgan. Those were next year in
The Woody Show. The Woody Show returns in the second.

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Speaker 5 (56:49):
I'll were having some computer issues. Never Kill Alive is
a woody show. Hi, welcome back, everybody, Thank you. Some
hypothetical questions. Morgan's always got random stuff that comes out
of her mouth. Greg too so, but Morgan said that

(57:12):
a lot of hers are peepee and poo poo and sexy.

Speaker 16 (57:15):
Right.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
Greg's kind of all over the place. Yeah, a little
bit all over the place.

Speaker 6 (57:20):
And I kind of think of you guys when I
come up with these, Yeah, like they're kind of specific
to certain people.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
Yeah. Well, because again, this is one of those things
inner thought stuff exactly. I said, Well, instead of just
letting it be inter thought every once in a while,
you throw it out here in the studio randomly during
a commercial break, write it down. Let's see what you
guys end up coming. They say, like journaling your dreams
or you know, things like that and then you can
bring it into your therapist. This is no way therapy,
but just out of curiosity the stuff that's floating around

(57:49):
and Greg and Morgan's heads. I'm glad you brought up journals.
People who keep journals, did they ever sit down one
day and go back and read go back? I thought
it was supposed to be just for your therapists like
you brought Like they say, hey, journal, whenever you start
thinking this way, and then bring it in they can
kind of read into it and see, Oh, but just
like what's.

Speaker 7 (58:08):
Going on diary?

Speaker 5 (58:09):
I couldn't.

Speaker 8 (58:09):
Yeah, such a slug like super boring write down ideas.

Speaker 5 (58:13):
But that's about it.

Speaker 6 (58:13):
What about that exercise when they say just open the
page and start right, Yeah, just see where you and
then you say, right, what whatever comes to mind? I
would sit there for an hour.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
I don't know what's right.

Speaker 8 (58:25):
Right for lunch?

Speaker 6 (58:26):
I would like chick you right? So what's the first
hypothetical question? Greg Gory? So, Woodie, if you could take
a pill that gave you the perfect body in your opinion, yeah,
but it took away fifty percent of your intelligence, would
you take the pill?

Speaker 15 (58:41):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (58:43):
Already kind of compromised there. I told you I'm not
the smartest person. You hear it on the show. I mean,
you know, I'm not like when it comes to book
smarts and things like that, and not very smart.

Speaker 7 (58:51):
And could you live with half of that?

Speaker 5 (58:53):
I live with half of yeah, right exactly, but I'm
very I have good streets smarts. Yeah, so havelf that
I think you know, I think it probably would wow.
But you have the perfect body, right exactly, and whatever
in your mind is the perfect body, that's what you
would have.

Speaker 8 (59:08):
Yeah, yeah, of course I would too, because good look
at people don't need to be smart. Yeah, it's pretty easy.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
Yeah. No, if I if I was in Street Smart
and not BookSmart, then no, But I think the street
smart's way more important than the book smart stuff.

Speaker 7 (59:24):
What if it's just like, you have a perfect body,
but you're pretty much half lebotomized all around, you're drooling
on your stuff. You're smart, you're not very BookSmart. You
don't get to pick and choose vegetable. But I know,
but you can't cherry pick. Like I'm still street smart.

Speaker 5 (59:38):
I just don't remember I'm saying, let's say it was
all half half where I'm at with street smarts half
where I am with booksmarts, and I'm okay with that. Wow,
because the book smart stuff whatever already pretty dumb. It
doesn't get much dumber.

Speaker 8 (59:49):
It's called.

Speaker 5 (59:50):
And then the streets smart stuff, I'm half as good
as I am right now. The streets smart You're probably
I'll be okay with that. But I'm going to have
a banging body. Yeah, I'm gonna look so hot. Okay,
you have the gutters right, the ween right, everything perfect?

Speaker 8 (01:00:06):
A quarter off your stomach right, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
And you would too, Greg one hundred, Yeah, you wouldn't
do it. And you can go to a new beach.
You're a MENSA member, Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:00:14):
And I don't know, I feel like, because I'm not
super hot, I've had to work really hard to like
have a brain. And then I'd just be like, well,
now what, I'm in my forties. Who cares if I'm hot?

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
You know what I mean? The world, no.

Speaker 8 (01:00:33):
Age society, it's more important than any I mean, is
that a question?

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
So yeah? You wouldah, all right, Sammy, No, you would
not do that.

Speaker 13 (01:00:46):
Would I cut my intelligence in half to be the
impart to have like just whatever in your mind would
be the perfect body would be the height that you
want everything.

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
No, I'm good, Yeah, okay, Mario, would you do it?

Speaker 16 (01:00:57):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
Yeah, I totally would. Well, apparently, Sam just think she's perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
I also can't really afford to lose that much intelligence.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
I feel, I feel your girl.

Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
So then one of Morgan's I like this one stuck
out to me when you asked, would you rather never
be able to masturbate again or never be able to
eat solid food again?

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
I'll never be able to masturbate again. I'm leaning that
to you can't have so because masturbation is so great.
I'm agreeing to have all my food through a straw.
It's not that great.

Speaker 8 (01:01:38):
Oh I would never masturbate.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
Yeah, I think that was going to be an easy one.

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
Well, what is it for you?

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Same, I want solid, solid food. I don't think I
masturbate as much as a man does.

Speaker 8 (01:01:52):
Oh, I want to do solid food because then skinny again.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Oh, it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
Doesn't mean that necessarily calorie.

Speaker 8 (01:02:01):
You can still have intercourse. You don't need a gel.

Speaker 16 (01:02:05):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
It doesn't mean you can be even though yeah, even
though you're drinking.

Speaker 8 (01:02:11):
Like my milkshakes shakes. Still I think you would lose weight.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
It depends, but it's not it's not worth it for
the masturbation stuff. It's not you got to masturbate that
bad like Okay, So that's what I thought.

Speaker 8 (01:02:29):
That's what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
You're you're choosing masturbation over solid.

Speaker 8 (01:02:33):
Food because you're not listening. I'd rather not yeah, yeah,
I don't want to masturbate. I rather i'd rather have
not solid food.

Speaker 7 (01:02:45):
You're saying that it's the same thing you're taking a
you're not listening.

Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
The option was would you rather never masturbate again or
never eat solid food again? And you're saying, oh, I
would lose weight because I would do the protein shakes.

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
Which means that you would would be more be allowed
to masturbate masturbation.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
So basically one.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
I think, I think what you will accept your apology
when you're ready. I mean, I hear that you've given
up half your intelligence, but you don't have the perfect body,
So what happened? I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:03:17):
That's where it's too weird.

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
Would give me another one, a Morgan, Morgan, what do
you got?

Speaker 8 (01:03:21):
Easier? Question?

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Easier? Let's go with this one. Would you rather be
stranded in space or at the bottom of the ocean.

Speaker 7 (01:03:27):
I think about this a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Really, yes, but think about this, I do still stuck
up there.

Speaker 7 (01:03:32):
I always think about what's scarier, being at the bottom
of the ocean or being stuck in space. I think
about this all the time, and I would much rather
be in space than in the ocean.

Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
They're equally scary, yeah, equal, because it's not only again
on either one, it's not you just go outside and
hope for the best.

Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
Because we've only explored what like two percent of the ocean.
There's like literal aliens living in the like the Marianna's Trench.

Speaker 8 (01:03:54):
That's why I say about the forest.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
But no only literally literally literally literal aliens, but for real.

Speaker 7 (01:04:00):
I mean they might as well. They look they look terrifying.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Sure they haven't seen them before. They're always discovering or
you know, finding something that we never found the ocean before.

Speaker 8 (01:04:10):
Super creep sounds like something I would say all the time. Well,
you guys, crap on me about it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
Yeah, you're talking about locked nest monster forests.

Speaker 8 (01:04:20):
The forests have not been so why are you giving
me that demet but not heard about?

Speaker 7 (01:04:24):
I am, I am, I'm sorry. Have we discovered more
of the ocean than I'm aware of.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
I'm not arguing with you, I don't know. But when
you literal aliens, we did literal that's yeah, not like
from other planets, but just like life that we weren't
unaware of exactly. And Menace is saying, well, there's Bigfoot,
you know, because we haven't explored all the forests there
for bigfoot, there for bigfoot, although you can do thermal

(01:04:53):
imaging over every square inch of the forest without ever
going through that personally, all.

Speaker 8 (01:04:57):
Goes underground in the caves.

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
Bigfoot likes cave.

Speaker 8 (01:05:05):
Greg lives in a mansion.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
This one made me think of Menace, where, oh, here
we go. Would you rather live for another fifty years?
But you could never leave your house? Or only live
for five more years?

Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
But you can go anywhere?

Speaker 8 (01:05:19):
Oh fifty years?

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
Really? Yeah, you would have to be home.

Speaker 8 (01:05:23):
Oh totally embrace.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
V Greg life.

Speaker 8 (01:05:28):
Yeah, I'll stream every movie ever made. Yeah, I'll be fine,
go swimming.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
I'm surprised by that because I thought, I know, you're like.

Speaker 8 (01:05:37):
You never you can never stay home? No, I could.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
I could do either for fifty years.

Speaker 8 (01:05:42):
You think you have to stay home versus five years?

Speaker 7 (01:05:44):
Can people come over sure, it's like house arrests.

Speaker 5 (01:05:47):
Yeah, house arrests.

Speaker 8 (01:05:49):
VR is gonna kick ass by then.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
Or you could go anywhere you want, but only for
five more, but your property so like yeah, like you
can be outside, like in.

Speaker 6 (01:05:57):
Your yard right your open face, like Oprah's house or
something like that.

Speaker 8 (01:06:02):
I would have to be where you are fifty years
all day. I'm taking the fifty years.

Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
The fifty years.

Speaker 7 (01:06:07):
Yeah, Blake could be home for four days, so I
could do I could do.

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
That fifty years.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
No, I'm taking the fire.

Speaker 13 (01:06:13):
I mean, the pandemic for me was I'm not doing
anything like that ever, Well you did it. I cannot,
but I'll like, I mean I just didn't. I really
didn't y for fifty years. I would not be able
to do that.

Speaker 7 (01:06:26):
But think of the Toche possibility.

Speaker 13 (01:06:28):
I know it, I know, but if it's currently where
I am right now, like I don't have a backyard
or anything.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
I'm in an apartment.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
Yeah, I can go on the front step and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
I'm in a one bedroom apartment exactly. It's like prison.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
No, I'll take the five and do what I want. See,
I'm sorry, Morgan, I'm the same five years, five years.
I don't really care about living where you trying to
go honestly, honestly, I hope I die before I get
this dumb tattoo.

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
Wow, are you serious?

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Yeah, I'm serious.

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
Wow, I told her. But what what did I tell
you last year at the end of the week.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
What I tell you, Oh that I don't have to
do anything. I don't want to exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
I don't want to make it very clear, like nobody
is like forcing me.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
Everything it's done. Like if I'm agreeing to do something,
then that's my word, Like I'm not word is bond.

Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
I'm not the design that's breaking you out.

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
Dumb tattoo discussion for another time.

Speaker 7 (01:07:22):
Both, Yeah, they kind of go hand in hand.

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
Yeah, I'll take the five years.

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
Maybe the next there is like to get a tattoo removal.

Speaker 7 (01:07:29):
Yeah, which is supposed to be very painful.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
Right, cool, like very Yeah. All right, we're gonna take
a break. We've got more of the hypothetical questions with
Greg Morgan. If you have answers to any that you've
heard so far, hit us up on the text over
to two to ninety seven, or you think you have
like a really good argument for like why you would
take the five years you know or why you would
take masturbating over solid food? Call in eight seven more? Next,

(01:07:58):
how old are show returns? In a sex what.

Speaker 14 (01:08:08):
Turn that bad ass riad.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Show?

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
There are some people are very concerned for Morgan. Yeah,
she's just having a rough time turning thirty.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
Guys, have nothing to do with that.

Speaker 8 (01:08:21):
Actually, oh okay, you've always.

Speaker 17 (01:08:23):
Been like that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
But between that and like you were just bagging on
yourself at the beginning of the show, well, and people
are worried about her.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
Don't worry about me, guys. I mean, some people are
just a little more negative than that other.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
Hey, look, I always say, nobody can hate me more
than I hate myself.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
Sure, and I'm a happy person, So don't worry about me.

Speaker 8 (01:08:43):
The only difference with Morgan, which I appreciate, I don't
think it is a cry for attention because people will
say those comments and they want people to like dig
deeper and have like deep conversations for attention.

Speaker 7 (01:08:56):
And sad fishing.

Speaker 5 (01:08:59):
Yeah, sad fish chests.

Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
Huh like catfishing.

Speaker 7 (01:09:01):
But you're like, oh, don't worry about me?

Speaker 8 (01:09:05):
Why But I don't get that vibe from Morgan now, No, yeah, no,
what's another hypothetical question?

Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
Morgan.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
Let's see here, if Bill Cosby were to give you
a million dollars, I like this one so far, okay,
but you have to drink the cocktail that he makes you.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
Oh hell yeah, you drink for a million dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Million dollars.

Speaker 8 (01:09:24):
Yeah, wake up?

Speaker 5 (01:09:25):
Before he was put in jail, and you know, does
he know about the deal? Does he know that if
I drank this, I'm getting a million dollars?

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
I don't think let's say no, let's say no no,
even definitely making you a cocktail, definitely.

Speaker 8 (01:09:36):
Well, it wasn't the stuff that he was giving out,
Spanish Fly, which is apparently old and like eighty Sea.
It wasn't like people just drank that stuff for fun.

Speaker 7 (01:09:46):
Back in the day, and it was Yeah, I thought
it was quails.

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
Too, they did that for fun with the Spanish fly stuff.
I remember there being you know how you see those
like supplements of the gas station now, those like cellophane bags,
you know, and they look like horse pills for other
stuff now, But I remember seeing some that were Spanish fly.
In fact, in the back of like one of those
magazines like Kids would Get Boys Life or one of

(01:10:09):
those other maybe in the back of like comic books.
You'd see like snapping gum or whoopee cushion, things like that,
some like little build yourself pedal helicopter thing you could
get Spanish fly. I never knew what it was though, Yeah,
I never understood what it was. I thought it was
like you know, I thought it made you like oysters
are after they were supposed to just make people horny. Yeah,

(01:10:32):
but I don't know. Yeah, I would take the million dollars.
I'd drink the bill Cosby cocktail would a heartbeat, would would.

Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
Yeah, y'all aren't his demographic ginas? I would not, Okay, I.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
Mean I'm here up for a good adventure.

Speaker 7 (01:10:47):
Yeah, and I could really use a cool mill. And
uh yeah, I mean I already know. We know what's
gonna happen to us, so it's not going to be
a huge surprise.

Speaker 5 (01:10:58):
I'll tell you're basically saying, like, you know, worst case scenario, he's.

Speaker 7 (01:11:01):
Gonna rub himself on me and then I'm gonna wake
up with something unpleasant, you know, in your mouth, and.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
A million dollars just assuming it's an unpleasant thing.

Speaker 8 (01:11:12):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
I'm sorry. I was maybe takes care of his stuff,
you know, you don't know, Sammy, it's a definite no
for you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
Definitely definite no, absolutely not. I'm good, surprising.

Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
Well, there's your your hypothetical questions. Everybody, it's like a
right here. Whatever ones we didn't get it, it's hold
on to them. I got a master Laz the Woody Show.
We're into another new hour, insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It's Monday morning. It's August the twelfth, twenty

(01:11:48):
twenty four. Woody. That's great, Gory, good morning, Menace is here?

Speaker 8 (01:11:52):
What is up? Woody?

Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
Sea Bass? You got Sammy? All right, there's a Gina
grad Good morning, Gina, good morning. The phones are up
at eight seven seven. Hit us up with the text
over to two to nine eight seven. We were talking
about high school reunions here recently. I forgot how that
even came up ill.

Speaker 16 (01:12:14):
Going to one.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Oh no.

Speaker 8 (01:12:15):
We had some friends that were going to the high
school reunion, Woody, and then I had.

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
Some people that are going to read well and I
told you how drunk I got in my most recent one.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:12:30):
Yeah, But somebody hit us up and they said my
reunion would be so empty because so many of my
classmates are locked up like there's some schools are just
known for, you know, producing athletes or doctors, and I
guess this one was Yeah that's crazy. Yeah, so we
uh we have a question and not necessarily locked up,

(01:12:53):
but who was the person from your school who ended
up in the news. Oh yeah, is there a person
from your school who ended up in the news. And
we're thinking more like, you know, not from they saved
a bunch of kids from an orphanage.

Speaker 7 (01:13:07):
Yeah, more notorious, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
More notes. Yeah, notorious is a good word. Infamous, Infamous
another good word.

Speaker 7 (01:13:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
So, yeah, we'll be taking your calls on that eight
seven seven forty four. What he can also text over
to two two nights. I'm just a little follow up
because yeah, somebody sent that that that comment. Yeah, so
many of my classmates were locked up, locked up?

Speaker 8 (01:13:28):
Yeah, well you guys didn't have any of those nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:13:31):
Not while I was in school. Uh, but later, no,
before I was in high school. At the high school,
I went to this girl and her boyfriend murdered her
parents and tried to dispose of the bodies. And it
was so infamous they made a book out of it.
It was it was crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
It was called The Bad Blood.

Speaker 7 (01:13:50):
What it's like the Menendez twin totally.

Speaker 6 (01:13:52):
It was just like that because she wanted to me
with him, and then she went on to a life
of crime because she was a minor. The boyfriend was not.
I believe he's still in prison. The girl went on
to become like a notorious check forger, and she did
a life of crime. But it was a hum in
a town where that stuff doesn't happen.

Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
Of course, be thinking about that. We'll get to the
calls and the stories and stuff in the next segment.
But yeah, was there a person that you went to
school with who ended up in the news. It's a
good question. A couple eight seven, seven forty four. What
he text over to two to two ninety seven. Speaking
of schools, this twenty nine year old woman known as
a library girl library girl for her naughty work in

(01:14:32):
a college library, who was recently arrested in Texas charged
for possession of a controlled substance. More on that in
a second. But her name is Kendra Sunderland and she
quote got famous back in twenty fifteen. She filmed a
thirty one minute webcam performance inside his library at Oregon
State University, where she was showing off for boobs and

(01:14:54):
her avenge. She was masturbating and licking herself. But in
this latest incident, she he was in Texas, just downside
of Houston. Cops pulled her over found weed in her car.
I know, dangerous stuff. I mean really, I think they
saved her from herself. Yeah, she was booked into the
county jail. Library girls back in the news Frest Spirit. Yeah,

(01:15:17):
I never saw that video. That's somehow I never made
it to my desktop, to my device. Yeah, not that
you wouldn't watch it. I check it out.

Speaker 7 (01:15:26):
She was probably in a section that nobody goes in.

Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
Yeah, like the library, that's right in general. I maybe
people at school go to the library. But like we
asked that question before recently too, because anybody's still going
to the library, Apparently they're popping. They're very popular.

Speaker 7 (01:15:40):
Yah, yeah, like going to the library, like I have
to study, I'm going to the library, not just.

Speaker 5 (01:15:44):
On college campuses. Like the public library is popping, right,
I just walk in to just take a look. I
mean I wouldn't even think to go by to take
a look.

Speaker 8 (01:15:52):
Are there people here?

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
If you're a big reader, it's a money.

Speaker 7 (01:15:56):
Saver, sure, And they got other stuff I get, or a.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
Computer, the Internet.

Speaker 8 (01:16:02):
Honestly, I thought that's where homeless people went to look
at porn.

Speaker 5 (01:16:05):
That was the Apple store or the sidewalk.

Speaker 8 (01:16:10):
Yeah, it's like a place to hang out all day.

Speaker 7 (01:16:12):
Yeah, air condition.

Speaker 5 (01:16:14):
Yeah. But even when I was in school, I hated
studying at the library. I had to study alone in
a quiet room. People would study listening to music and stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:16:22):
Oh no, and I never I've never had a desk
in my life. I have to study on my bed.

Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
Oh, spread everything.

Speaker 7 (01:16:29):
Oh I don't sit at a desk. Please sit upright.

Speaker 5 (01:16:33):
That's very girly to study on the bed.

Speaker 8 (01:16:38):
Then, yeah, really, because I mean nowadays that's how I
do everything, Like your editing, really typing everything.

Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
You're such a girl, I love.

Speaker 13 (01:16:46):
We knew that.

Speaker 8 (01:16:47):
Yeah, you always knew I was a lady. Yeah, it
was transitioned to bed.

Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
It is back to school time. So for this topic, like,
who was the person at your school who ended up
in the news. Somebody said, my principal was caught midyear
in bezzling school funds and taking off to Vegas every weekend.
This one said when I was in high school, this
woman made the news she had went missing. Later found dead.
Her murder was only recently solved. Yeah, this girl at

(01:17:14):
the school and here's what it says. We had a
teacher at our high school who ended up on to
catch a predator for chatting with an underage girl who
was an undercover cop. Oh, Kinky Man in Corona was
his screen name.

Speaker 7 (01:17:28):
Oh, he's not trying to hide. And do you know
what the company was that that did to catch a predator,
you know, like the who the girl worked for. It
was called Perverted Justice.

Speaker 5 (01:17:38):
Oh yeah, say that.

Speaker 8 (01:17:41):
Actually all the streamers they're doing that now?

Speaker 7 (01:17:44):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
Yeah, I've seen a few of those. Yeah. I saw
this guy get lower to a grocery store and the
Perverted Justice organization wherever brought the cops with them. They said, hey,
look we have this guy. This is what he's expecting.
He's gonna be right at the end of the pop
tart isle and he's gonna be wearing this and he's
gonna be holding this particular item because that's what you know,
we requested. He told the girl quote unquote that he

(01:18:07):
was going to be carrying.

Speaker 8 (01:18:09):
Yeah, somebody in like a local government just got caught
by one of the live video shows.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
And I was like the followups, like where they've killed themselves. Yeah,
oh that's your favorite. Those are my favorites. Like then
there was one service, there was one that got them
in trouble because they said that the whole thing was
quote entrapman, and it only became an issue because the
person in question killed themselves. It's like family, that was right,

(01:18:34):
Who cares if you're a kiddy toucher? So what we're
supposed to care?

Speaker 8 (01:18:39):
Good bye?

Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
Goodbye time and money? Yeah exactly, all right, So the question,
we got people calling in the phones, we got people
texting over to two two ninety seven. Who was the
person at your school who ended up in the news.
Were the two words that you used again.

Speaker 7 (01:18:54):
Though notorious or infamous?

Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
That's right, Like one person said, Peyton Manning was to
start back at our school. Okay, yeah, yeah, there's a
lot of people with celebrities or you know who, what's
the school, But somebody, just some regular kid at your
school who somehow ended up in the news. Eight seven
seven forty four Woodie at eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
text over to two to ninety seven and we'll get

(01:19:17):
to your stories coming up next to here on the
Woody show.

Speaker 6 (01:19:20):
Baby, stake a cup of conversation with the person next
to you who's also second traffic.

Speaker 8 (01:19:23):
How's it going.

Speaker 5 (01:19:24):
We'll be right back all right. So just another reminder,
we got Menace out again on Wednesday. Menace in bort
Ooh yes, double shot. They're gonna be at a place
where you can get some food, a little lunch. The
Second Raising Canes location in Murrietta. That's gonna be there
on Clinton Keith Road from two to four this coming Wednesday.

Speaker 8 (01:19:45):
Come hang out. We have giveaways yep.

Speaker 5 (01:19:47):
Some theme park giveaways, concert ticket stuff, woodies show merch.
That is this Wednesday, not the first, the second Raising Canes.

Speaker 8 (01:19:56):
I know, don't get lost. That happens sometimes when we
do an event.

Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
In the city and they have trouble the wrong one. Well,
look for the one that has at least four or
five people hanging around. Yeah, maybe even so, yeah, we'll see.
So that's this Wednesday. We'll have all the information, of course,
on our socials at the Woody Show. Just look out
for that operating radio.

Speaker 7 (01:20:20):
You were here now now is the wood Show?

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
All right? So here's the question, who's the person at
your school who ended up in the news. That's the
question eight seven seven forty four Wooding's eight seven seven
forty four Wooding, Let's go to Taylor. Good morning, Taylor, Taylor.

Speaker 16 (01:20:44):
What's a Woody show?

Speaker 5 (01:20:46):
All right? So who ended up in the news?

Speaker 13 (01:20:48):
What do they do?

Speaker 16 (01:20:50):
So's the day before graduation, everybody got an email saying
that a teacher had appropriate relationships with his student, and
we were all freaking out, like, oh my gosh, you
could be Was it the baseball coach, you know, he
was always kind of weird. Was it the hot teacher,
like maybe she got into something. And then we noticed

(01:21:12):
that a couple of our classmates weren't at a graduation
or her soul and we're like, all right, so it's
one of these guys. But one of them who teach
their mother was the tea was a teacher, and it
was his best friend who slept with his mom, who
was the math teacher, beloved math teacher, and everybody was

(01:21:38):
freaking out. His friend was also his sister's ex boyfriend.
So the mom slept with her son's best friend and daughter. Wow,
she I mean, honestly, she mst be like a really
dramatic made over, like lots of away.

Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
So I meant yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, well Taylor,
thank you for the call. Appreciate that's not mortifying for
his family.

Speaker 8 (01:22:11):
But why make it so obvious and not show up
to the graduation? Yeah, okay, yeah, your mom hooked up
with something.

Speaker 5 (01:22:18):
Whatever. Yeah, let's go to uh, Michael, Good morning, Michael.

Speaker 12 (01:22:22):
How's it going. Guys doing great?

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
All right? So, uh, who was the person at your
school who ended up in the news.

Speaker 12 (01:22:28):
Well, the guy me and my friends. He was a
couple of grades older than us in high school, and
we'd always set up your own towns and on Friday nights,
you know, and get some beer when the football coaches
wasn't looking. And then one day, uh, we noticed all
these telecopters flying around town. We're like, what's going on?
What's going on? And one of our friends are so weird. Guys,

(01:22:50):
this guy had crazy he could never define, you know.
But uh, there's Ricky Lee Green serial killers.

Speaker 16 (01:22:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22:58):
See Greg has always wanted about that, like has he
ever met like a cereal that is?

Speaker 12 (01:23:03):
Yeah, he was not right telling.

Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
You, Yeah, what's what's the what's the name.

Speaker 12 (01:23:09):
It's Ricky Lee, Ricky Lee Green, Ricky him and his
wife Texas executed in several years. But yeah, I graduated
in eighty.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
Two, and I think they caught him in like eighty four.

Speaker 12 (01:23:22):
Or something like that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
Oh yeah, he looks like a serious We used.

Speaker 12 (01:23:26):
To hang out with that guy. He didn't banister hit
his house, but he's kind of weird. So whoa so weird?

Speaker 10 (01:23:34):
Good we did not.

Speaker 5 (01:23:35):
Yeah, Michael, I appreciate the call man. Thanks for listening
to the worst show. Damn, that's no big fear unlocked. Yeah,
what was yours? Gina? You said you had I had
a couple.

Speaker 7 (01:23:44):
There's a couple of weird dudes. One guy in seventh
grade and science class. Whenever we talk about like like
body fluids, he's always he's always referred to it as sauce.
They go, so when if you if you believe in
like the you know, sauce comes out. He is serving
one hundred and three years in prison for forcible sodomy

(01:24:06):
on an elderly woman. Oh my gosh, so yeah, hopefully
somebody's checking his sauce. Sauce guy and then this other dude,
he would always go around like in like we were young,
like fourth Green and be like, oh, I'm building a
shelf destruck machine and We're like, Okay, cool dude, he
was keeping teens in his basement when he was a teenager.

Speaker 5 (01:24:27):
What O my god?

Speaker 7 (01:24:29):
Yeah so that's cool.

Speaker 5 (01:24:33):
My god.

Speaker 7 (01:24:34):
What was he doing with the teen I don't know,
and maybe, like I don't know if he was like
a cult leader or like had them chained to a radiator,
but there were girls in his basement and he was
also a teenager.

Speaker 5 (01:24:45):
I remember, Greg, we went to like some movie premiere
or something where like, uh, there was like some girl
in the basement who the creeper guy was keeping her
down there. It was a horror movie.

Speaker 8 (01:24:56):
Yeah, the guy he was blind.

Speaker 5 (01:24:59):
He was blind.

Speaker 6 (01:25:00):
Yes, you couldn't uh man, I forget not a sound
or yeah, something like that, don't make a sound or something.

Speaker 5 (01:25:08):
Yeah, yes, I do remember that kind of remind like,
you know, we're talking about that and that was in
high school or the parents.

Speaker 7 (01:25:15):
Great question. Pillars of the community obviously, yeah, oh god, yes,
menis mine.

Speaker 8 (01:25:21):
I mean there was like a couple of shootings and
things like that, but I think the most famous one
is some of my classmates killed a fellow classmate that
was trans and they made a movie out of it.
It's called uh Being When a life, a life and
death story. It's on Hulu and that one was like
super famous.

Speaker 5 (01:25:41):
See everybody's all into that true crime stuff totally. Yeah,
which is why I think we're getting such a reaction
to the to the topic.

Speaker 7 (01:25:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:25:49):
I mean there's a ton of people calling in, there's
a ton of people on the on the.

Speaker 7 (01:25:52):
Text, there's like like comic con, there's crime con and.

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
It's yeah, that's not exactly like a feel good topic
with people are like way into this. It's crazy. Kyle Morning, Kyle,
Good morning? Would he show Good morning? All right? So
who is the person at your school who ended up
in the news.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
Well, I went to school. Can I say his name?

Speaker 5 (01:26:12):
I mean, was he arrested? He was in the news.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
Oh yeah, he's in prison for life.

Speaker 5 (01:26:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:26:18):
His name was Francis Hernandez. And he was like I
went tot junior high with him. He's like this crazy
guy pushing kids off roofs, doing drugs and all this,
and then laid down the road. I heard that he
had killed these girls and dropped them off to the
local high schools at the office and he.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Was actually torching them. And how they found him. They
tracked him down, they found carpeting under the girl's fingernails
from the van that he lived in at the time.
So he was like doing all this torture, do them
and everything. And then I, like, I said, I don't
know how they tracked him down, but this guy was
just like insane crazy. And then I heard from about

(01:26:58):
a year after that they were like going to the
bathroom in the street in prison and just like you know,
beat them up.

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
Wait. Good. Yeah, so it's got a happy ending.

Speaker 8 (01:27:07):
That's a really good story, excellent just study curiosity.

Speaker 7 (01:27:10):
Was this in Long Beach?

Speaker 5 (01:27:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
I don't know, okay, because if it is.

Speaker 7 (01:27:13):
I don't know how to tell this poor guy. But
it sounds like, uh, the court has voided his conviction.

Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
Oh no, lock your doors. Well, I mean that could
be for anything. Now nobody is like, oh, Paul, that's
all you were in for, right, Okay, Well you know
of a crowding.

Speaker 8 (01:27:28):
Yeah, for my story, a couple of guys are already
out of prison.

Speaker 5 (01:27:32):
Yeah yeah, damn. Let's go to Janelle. Hey, good morning,
Janelle to know, good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Good morning guys. I's akirky here. I just wanted to
say it happened at my high school where Jim teacher
had an affair with one of his students and it
went on for almost five years. They got married, they
had a baby, and then later he died. He went
to jail. He went he went to jail because that's

(01:27:59):
I'm professional.

Speaker 5 (01:28:04):
Well, if you went to jail from being unprofessional, we'd
have a lifetime maybe executed by now in life sentences.

Speaker 8 (01:28:10):
Huh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:28:11):
Wait, so the swim coach was the dude had the
affair with the student. Okay, but if it went on
for hover many years, they got married and had a baby, Like,
how did they end up going to prison for that?
Like after the fact.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
He went to jail because she was still in high school.
She was like a freshman, and so she finished out
high school while he was in jail, and then after
she graduated they got married.

Speaker 5 (01:28:37):
Okay, now I'll get a timeline. She waited for him. Yeah,
was that strong freshman? Yeah? Damn all right, Janelle, thank
you for the call. Appreciate you listening to the Woodies show.

Speaker 7 (01:28:48):
That's very Mary Kayla turnout.

Speaker 8 (01:28:51):
And by the way, the movie we were talking about
is called Don't Breathe.

Speaker 12 (01:28:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
James, good morning, James, Hey, good morning, what show. How
you guys doing, good morning. All right, So who's the
person at your school who ended up in the news.

Speaker 10 (01:29:07):
So it's not my school. Is actually my girlfriend she
dated some guy back in high school who ended up.

Speaker 12 (01:29:13):
Becoming becoming a child molester and predator and child molester.

Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
See that's another question, like when you find out later
about an X and they turned out to be like this, yeah,
like this one, or somebody who ended up like murdering
somebody or whatever, like you hear about survivor's guilt or
you hear about like I wonder what that reaction would be,
like how you would feel like later, like oh my god,

(01:29:39):
yeah dated that person?

Speaker 7 (01:29:42):
Your self esteem is that little like what I'm not
good enough to kill?

Speaker 5 (01:29:45):
Yeah? No, I'd be okay with that. Yeah. Yeah. All right,
let's go to uh bob Hey, Good morning.

Speaker 8 (01:29:52):
Bob Bob Hey, guys.

Speaker 5 (01:29:55):
Hey, all right, So the question was the person at
your school who ended up in the news.

Speaker 10 (01:30:00):
So when I was a freshman, I was a little
smart ass on the track team and there was this
senior who was a little goofy, and I used to
tease him and run away because I was fast. My sister,
my sister was also a senior and so she had
some friends and they were all like the shot putters

(01:30:20):
and the weightlifter guys, and he was one of them.
And uh, he chased me like the entire year. I'm
gonna kill you you, I'm going to kill you.

Speaker 12 (01:30:28):
Love going to kill you.

Speaker 10 (01:30:29):
Next year he killed somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:30:31):
Ohow damn. So he wasn't lying, Yeah, he wasn't lying.

Speaker 10 (01:30:37):
Yeah, and he killed somebody like in my town. It
was like, yeah, it was just just bad news. Yeah,
they can't call the iron I and I got away with, uh,
well not murder. I got away from murder.

Speaker 5 (01:30:53):
Yeah, that kind of been bought thanks to the call
appreciated listen to show. I went to one of those
boarding schools. It was called Three Springs Academy in Trenton, Alabama.
And this other kid who was at the school, this
is like pretty soon I believe after I left, because
then they shut the school down. This one kid ran
from the school like escaped, like ran away, yeah, and

(01:31:15):
then ended up murdering somebody in town.

Speaker 7 (01:31:18):
To like continue to get away or just go.

Speaker 5 (01:31:21):
Yeah, I don't remember exactly, but yeah, I'll try to
see if I can find the article. But yeah, like
because and that Hey, why couldn't you have done that?
Like when I first got to the school and then
would have gotten shut down. I could have just avoided
that whole And it was only like probably nine months
that I was there.

Speaker 8 (01:31:36):
Oh damn. But yeah, selfish, I had some family members
that would party. The next town over was like a
really rich area, and so they would go party at
their like mansion all the time. And these kids ended
up like being bored. They had everything they ever wanted,
but they were bored and they wanted their own money.

(01:31:56):
So what they did is they kidnapped the whole school
bus and then took them to another town it's called
the Chowchilla.

Speaker 5 (01:32:02):
Oh yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 8 (01:32:04):
Yeah, kidnapping, and then they like they buried some like
r V and had the kids stay in RV like underground.
What everybody was saved. Nothing else happened.

Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
One of the kids got out and yeah, you know,
notified everybody. That seems like it should have been a movie.

Speaker 8 (01:32:20):
It was a really long time.

Speaker 7 (01:32:21):
Why would they go to a place next to a
huge prison. Isn't Chowchilla they have a big prison there.
I don't know, I think so, otherwise I wouldn't know
the name Chilla.

Speaker 5 (01:32:29):
There's a somewhat recent documentary about that.

Speaker 8 (01:32:31):
Really, my family members used to hang out them.

Speaker 5 (01:32:34):
Oh my, you guys, Sammy went to school. Is somebody
who ended up in the local police sproduct or stealing
ring pops? Oh what yeah? Yeah, yeah, Like three of
them and their parents were called and the whole thing.
Everybody else gonna take a quick break. I'm to take
a permanent woman to.

Speaker 13 (01:33:00):
Do.

Speaker 5 (01:33:02):
All right, just put a little bow on this topic.
Who is the person at your school who ended up
in the news? Eight four got Autumn on the phone,
Good morning Autumn. All right, So who was the person
of your school who ended up in the news.

Speaker 17 (01:33:17):
It was actually my guidance counselor, my junior high guidance counselor.
And he was the nicest man you'd ever meet. He's
the only one from Junior High that I really still remember,
and was Vincent Brothers. He murdered his whole family, his
three children.

Speaker 16 (01:33:31):
Wow.

Speaker 17 (01:33:32):
And the way they found out is because he tried
to make himself an alibi. He like flew across the
country to like Atlanta or something and then go back
to murder them. And they found buds in his rental
car that could only have been like on the trip back.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
That's how they figured out.

Speaker 8 (01:33:47):
Like, yeah, it's pretty wild.

Speaker 5 (01:33:48):
Like what's not comforting is we heard some stat recently
about how many like what percentage of murders whatever, will
go unsolved?

Speaker 7 (01:33:58):
I hate that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:59):
Yeah, it was a them out. Yeah, I mean it's
interesting the way they figure out some of these cases
and stuff, but just how many of them go completely unsolved.
It didn't get down to like, oh, well there are
bugs in the car, they matched the bugs from the
crime scene or whatever. Yeah, in twenty twenty one, only
fifty one percent homicide. Yeah wow, that's which is very
crazy low. Now was this while he was a guidance

(01:34:20):
counsel or was this like years afterwards?

Speaker 17 (01:34:23):
I believe he was then a principal. He moved on
from that and he was then a principal at a
different school.

Speaker 5 (01:34:29):
All right. Definitely with the show, thank you, having yourself
a great day, Thank you bye. So the texts, this
one says, one of my good friends got bad on
drugs and he was either meft up or bath salts.
He thought there was a zombie apocalypse. He ended up

(01:34:50):
stealing a bulldozer and started flipping cars. In the Walmart
Barkain line.

Speaker 8 (01:34:54):
Now that's just fun. Whoa like how much what it
ruled to do?

Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
They would be fun to do it.

Speaker 7 (01:34:59):
That's a pretty good way to kill zombies.

Speaker 5 (01:35:01):
I got a guy I went to high school with
that was on death row until our governor did away
with it in Illinois. So now he's just in for life.
Oh oh, this one says I went to school with
Aaron Hernandez. Oh I did hang out with him, but uh, yeah,
that's pretty notable. Yeah, that's newsworthy. Octomom went to my
high school.

Speaker 7 (01:35:19):
Oh that's notorious.

Speaker 5 (01:35:20):
I forgot about her. What was Nylon? Yes, not Suliman. Yeah,
were those kids doing that's great. They just celebrated some birthday.
I forget recently, like at maybe thirteen.

Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
Now, yeah, they're pretty old.

Speaker 7 (01:35:38):
Now she's almost fifty.

Speaker 5 (01:35:41):
Let's see everybody how older she's got. How are they what?
Twelve kids?

Speaker 8 (01:35:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:35:48):
Because she had a rude before the octe.

Speaker 5 (01:35:51):
Yeah, okay, I want to I just want to know
how because I was in the news. I was nineteen.
I was real dumb, chip on my shoulder, got in
a fight with some guys, wound up in a car chase.
I ended up standing out of my friend's son roof
and bashing their windshield and windows out with a bat.

(01:36:11):
Wound up with a felony, which straightened me out. I
went to school with a girl who was on the
news for cleaning out an Airbnb wall decorations and all, oh,
my god, awful. It was crazy seeing her picture on
the news, asking if anybody recognized her. That's terrible. Girl
went to high school with it was in the news
for murdering her boyfriend. O this one said, my son's

(01:36:33):
classmate conspired with her boyfriend to murder her parents about
five years ago. You do an internet research for triple
murder thee oh they were all furries.

Speaker 13 (01:36:43):
What oh?

Speaker 5 (01:36:45):
This happened in Fullerton, California. My high school principal left
his laptop on a ferry. Somebody found it found voyeur
videos of his teenage step daughter, videos from the girl's
bathroom at school. They also found a library of pictures
of naked girls on the school computer. And I shook

(01:37:06):
his hand and graduation. Watch that happ My god, they're
fifteenth the octopulery. Oh there you go, fift celebraty their
fifteenth birthday. Yeah, eight seven seven forty four Woody text
over to two two nine eight seven. Thank you for
your stories. Everybody, just stop kissing and snuggling turtles.

Speaker 10 (01:37:24):
Well I think that's I think that. Yeah, you could
have got.

Speaker 5 (01:37:28):
Salmon Miller's Who Sucks Down Show? All right, welcome back, everybody. Yeah,
Monday morning, we are the Woody Show. Birthday's porn and
birthday coming up here in just a few minutes. August
to twelfth. Today a couple of the holidays. National Gooey

(01:37:52):
Buttercake Day. Oh yeah, goomy. Yeah. Look, I'll eat it.
It's never gonna be my choice, Like, I'm never gonna
select it if it's on the menu. But if it's
there and someone offers a bike, I'll take.

Speaker 6 (01:38:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:38:05):
Shocks to the best words. I know you would you
would think I'd be all about it. Delicious. Uh, it's
National Juliette Fries Day.

Speaker 7 (01:38:15):
Oh Julienne Julienne.

Speaker 9 (01:38:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:38:17):
When you're like kind of cut him on the side.

Speaker 5 (01:38:19):
Yes, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't you cut those with
a mandolin? You can, right, like one of those slicers.
I know, thet yeah, jack of the name, but I
know you're talking about that that's essentially a magestick style fry. Yeah,
like a shoe string kind of thing. It's a World
Elephant Day, Shout out to elephants, National Vinyl Record Day. Yeah,

(01:38:42):
it's a Middle Child Day and National Bargain Hunting Week.
It's the beginning of National Bargain Hunting Week. Yeah, yeah,
I saw this pretty cool. There's a video online Kirk
Hemmett from Metallica and Robert Trillo. They're performing the Neil
Diamond song Sweet Care Ligne during this Metallica show at

(01:39:02):
Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, which if you're gonna do that
kind of thing, that would be the place to do it.
They love that song. I like Neil Diamond. You don't
like Neil Diamond, the Jewish Elvis Not that wrong with
Neil Diamond. But for the fifty millionth time, exactly thing
stretch for no reason. Bump. Yeah. There's a couple of
tours that have been canceled. If you're hoping to see

(01:39:24):
Garbage on their tour, they canceled the rest of their
dates because I guess Shirley Manson has some kind of
injury that requires surgery. And Rehash got hurt, and then
and then Lauren Hill and the Fuji's canceled the rest
of their dates, right, isn't like who is it the
pros or like who's who's got problems? Like host this
tour going to happen?

Speaker 8 (01:39:42):
Yeah, And every time they announced the tour, they'll do
like one show and then the restle get canceled. Is
that how Oh it's like Morsey, so you have to
go to the first show, yeah, or it ain't gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (01:39:53):
Which also Greg Morrissey has announced some new dates for
him to cancel. Oh good, yeah good, he announced some
tour dates. But you know that's another person. See, it
just never shows up. There's been a worldwide rise in
penis cancer, caused in part by poor hygiene, and you
know who isn't worried about it, Howie Mandel.

Speaker 10 (01:40:14):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:40:14):
He says. This is where being a germophobe has its
advantages because he keeps his penis super clean, and if
you're not a germophob you don't. A new study analyzing
some touring data from two hundred of the most popular
acts compared their average ticket prices to the average length
of the shows to try to figure out what concerts

(01:40:35):
the most expensive per minute. And Bruno Mar's number one
most expensive per minute, so you pay two dollars and
nineteen cents per minute based on the ticket price. After that,
it's U two at two dollars and twelve cents a minute,
God Drake at the dollar eighty one per minute, Frizzy
the Rolling Stones at dollars seventy eight per minute, George

(01:40:58):
Straight at dollar seventy seven, The Eagles a dollar seventy four,
Blink twenty two, a dollar fifty three per minute, and
then it's a three way tie between Beyonce, Kendrick Lamar,
and Morgan Wallen a dollar thirty nine a minute. Now
the most expensive ticket out there Taylor Swift, but didn't
even make the list because her concerts average almost three
and a half hours. Yeah, so while the tickets are expensive,

(01:41:20):
you're getting, Yeah, you're getting a lot of show from
her compared to these others.

Speaker 11 (01:41:26):
Now a metas as an expert of the streets is
Drake is he basically done with now?

Speaker 8 (01:41:31):
Because oh he's not going through a good time.

Speaker 11 (01:41:33):
Not like the Kendrick Lamar distrack, not like us. Right, Yeah,
I hear that everywhere and everywhere I go, everyone knows
every single word.

Speaker 8 (01:41:43):
Yeah, and I mean, you're basically have been called a
Rake has been called a pedophile. There's a whole song
about that song. It's people are constantly singing it that
you're a pedal.

Speaker 7 (01:41:53):
You go to any club.

Speaker 11 (01:41:54):
I was, I was just anywhere, and every kid under
twenty five minutes every words to calling Drake a pedophile.

Speaker 5 (01:42:00):
Gonna have I think that's gonna be. Okay, Well that's
what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (01:42:03):
It's gonna be. It's gonna be a while before people
we are gonna love Drake again.

Speaker 5 (01:42:07):
People said r Kelly was gonna be great. I'm saying
he can go away and just produce.

Speaker 7 (01:42:10):
Yeah, he still has that Degrassi money. He's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:42:12):
Yeah, he's got so much money.

Speaker 8 (01:42:14):
Yeah, But I mean, our is also just your ego.

Speaker 12 (01:42:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:42:22):
I've been on top one of the top selling artists
of all time for quite a while.

Speaker 5 (01:42:29):
You know a bar song Tipsy by Shaboozi. Yes, that's
on top of the Hot one hundred for a fourth week.
Lil nas X revealed that he has spent years thinking
Old Town Road kind of sucked because of all the
haters who dissed the song online. He said, I spent years,
five years thinking my own song was cringe because ugly
losers who will never make anything as great in game

(01:42:51):
changing as Old Town Road got into my head.

Speaker 8 (01:42:54):
Yeah, online comments and by the way, uh.

Speaker 5 (01:42:58):
The song did okay. It hit number one on Billboard's
Hot one hundred, Hot Country, and the Hot R and
B hip Hop charts.

Speaker 7 (01:43:05):
So yes, that's always huge when it came out.

Speaker 5 (01:43:07):
Yeah, that's the thing. I mean, Look, if you don't
have thick enough skin to read comments, if you're an entertainer,
you're anyway, shape or form in the public eye, just
stay off the comments, stay off social media. You're you're
you're not doing yourselves anything cripple you.

Speaker 7 (01:43:22):
There's no benefit to doing it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:23):
Yeah, Gina, Then you say that you had a big
problem with that for a while.

Speaker 7 (01:43:26):
Oh my god, one hundred percent.

Speaker 5 (01:43:29):
You say, we're like you took some of that to
therapy at one point.

Speaker 7 (01:43:32):
Yes, I probably put a new wing on my therapist
house when I started in radio. I mean, here, you know,
you're working for years and your hone in your craft
and your bust and your ass, and you get some
big opportunities. You're so happy to be there, and it's
just a raining ish down on you constantly yeah, and.

Speaker 5 (01:43:51):
It wasn't that the experience you were saying, like when
you started working, Because Gina was the co host for
Adam Carolla, that's right, on his podcast for what eight years?

Speaker 7 (01:44:00):
And no, I mean it was great. I love him.
It was all good. But when you start, people are like,
well that sounds different and different is bad.

Speaker 5 (01:44:09):
Oh we know, Look, we know all about that. Anytime
there's ever been a change on this show, people.

Speaker 7 (01:44:14):
Lose it and so here and I was dumb enough
to have Twitter notifications at the time come up. So
I'm there reading the news trying to answer questions and I'm.

Speaker 18 (01:44:22):
Sing, she ss just do Them's stupid, And I'm sitting
here trying to like choke back to yours and be like, well,
the president it was insane. I was insane.

Speaker 7 (01:44:34):
So it's come a long way.

Speaker 5 (01:44:36):
And then when Gina ended up getting let go from
the Adam Corolla.

Speaker 7 (01:44:40):
Show, Oh you'd think I was mother Teresa. Oh did
they miss me? Oh do they want me back? So yeah,
people just you know, they get used to what they
get used to.

Speaker 5 (01:44:49):
Yeah, that is true. Stay out of the comments, yeah,
or stay off social media if you can't handle comments
at all, because something you post. You're gonna get some response.
You're gonna show up somehow in someone's feed that doesn't
follow you. Yeah, they're going to start.

Speaker 4 (01:45:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:45:02):
I'll also here.

Speaker 5 (01:45:03):
And there's some celebrities that people are surprised to hear
that are the same age. Tell me if this surprises you.
Jennifer Lopez and Jack Black same age. Not too much.
You always hear how old jail they're both fifty five. Yeah,
they're both fifty five. Well, we were just talking about
a co worker the other day that we realized had
no idea was in their sixties. Oh, that's right, we were.

(01:45:24):
And we were kind of surprised because Greg got in trouble.
We're asking the age. Yeah, yeah, and now do you
think I am? And then he gave a guest but
it turns out way older than Greg even guessed.

Speaker 8 (01:45:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:45:37):
Yeah, pretty crazy think for no reason. I see that
wasn't Mike the show killer. We all know he's what
sixty something?

Speaker 16 (01:45:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:45:44):
Yeah, got a week away from all right. So the
other celebrities who are the same age, Both these people
are thirty four, Margot Robbie and Sarah Hyland. Sarah Hihland
played the daughter on Modern.

Speaker 7 (01:45:56):
Family still like sixteen.

Speaker 1 (01:45:59):
Margot Robbie's looks four.

Speaker 5 (01:46:00):
I would have thought a lot older. Yeah, she's thirty four.
And Sarah hyland Is I thought was much younger than
thirty four. Yeah. What was the daughter's name, Haley Haley?
Al yeah, but the character that Sarah Haley.

Speaker 7 (01:46:14):
Yeah, I'm shocked at Margot Robbie right now because she's yeah,
had kids.

Speaker 8 (01:46:19):
I can't even that ages your face a little bit.

Speaker 7 (01:46:21):
No, No, I thought she was older than thirty four.

Speaker 8 (01:46:23):
Yeah, yeah, I just said.

Speaker 5 (01:46:25):
Prince William and Nicki Minach are the same age. They're
both forty two years old.

Speaker 1 (01:46:31):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:46:31):
McAuley Culkin and Lin Manuel Miranda somebody who definitely got
skeletons in their classet way, Like we know mcaulay Culkin's weird,
right right, they're both forty four. Ellen DeGeneres and Jamie
Lee Curtis. That doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 8 (01:46:45):
No, oh, I thought Jamie Lee would be a little
bit older.

Speaker 5 (01:46:48):
They're both sixty six. Andy Samberg and James Cordon, your
favorite Sea Bass, they're both forty six.

Speaker 8 (01:46:56):
That's a weird mashup.

Speaker 5 (01:46:58):
And then a Bad Bunny and Justin Bieber they're the
same age.

Speaker 8 (01:47:02):
Oh, really.

Speaker 5 (01:47:02):
Yeah, they're both they're both thirty.

Speaker 11 (01:47:04):
Oh is that Benny Blanco guy?

Speaker 5 (01:47:06):
I think I don't know. I think he's got something
going on. It seems like that's a guy that you
might be able to learn something from. Yeah, he's he's
thirty six, right, he's gotta got he's gotta got some
kind of game going on. Yeah, he's got some kind
of chromosomal disorder.

Speaker 8 (01:47:21):
He's hilarious though, he is. He's super funny. Also, I
mean he's just an absolute musical genius, hit producer. So
he's extremely talented. But like if he's check him out
like on what's that one show with Little Dicky? Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah on Dave he's super funny on there, and then

(01:47:44):
also on social media, so personality Sea Bass.

Speaker 11 (01:47:48):
Little Dickie, Say Mae's Benny Blanco.

Speaker 5 (01:47:50):
Really, I'll give you one more. Halsey and Dakota Fanning
are the same age. Dakota Fanning said, it's another one
where it's like they're both thirty. Yeah, like he's been
around so long. Yeah, even though like she was super young.

Speaker 7 (01:48:04):
Well, that's the same thing with Justin Bieber when you
say he's thirty, I'm like, right, only thirty. Yeah, have
we known a world without him?

Speaker 5 (01:48:10):
Dude? I got a picture from We used to do
these broadcasts from the Grammys, like leading up to the Grammys.
They would have a bunch of radio stations out and
bring all these people through and broadcast in the days
leading up to the Grammy Awards. And this was like
the breakout year for Justin Bieber and they were bringing
him around and he came around and we're like, yeah, sure,
we'll talk to him because he was this big YouTube
shower at the time. And he sat down and I

(01:48:33):
have these pictures of him sitting at the at the
table and he's like a child, Okay, little kid, Yeah,
thanks for having me, mister Woody. It was so nice.
It was really nice kid. I'm saying he was a
really humble he really nice kid, considering like how you
know big he already was, how famous he already was.
And then by that same time next year, forget it,
you would never get him in there.

Speaker 11 (01:48:53):
Sure and ten years will both be multi multimillionaires.

Speaker 5 (01:48:55):
Yeah right, But in that same year I got to
sit down with two of them. My other favorites. One
was a dude from Prince's Bride who I freaked out
carry Elwish and he was a dick. R No, he
was just freaked out about like how fanboy I was
over Princess Bride because he wanted to talk about saw
I remember that, and then Brian Cranston. Yeah, but at

(01:49:17):
the time he.

Speaker 7 (01:49:18):
Was like, oh he was the dad and uh Malcolm
in the middle, Malcolm in the.

Speaker 5 (01:49:21):
Middle, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. Anyway, so a couple
of things there happening in the world of entertainment. You
guys ready for the birthdays and the porno birthday? Yeah, see,
we got here for this Monday morning shows. Shivery. We're
going it's shivery. We're gonna sit. It's shivery. And you

(01:49:42):
know we don't do birthday all right, We'll start with
these celebrities, even though I know Gina really likes those
porno birthdays. Wait, uh, sir mix a lot. He likes
big butts and he cannot lie. He's sixty one years
old today. He was doing radio for a minute. He
had like a radio show in Seattle. I think, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was hosting a morning show. And I guess a
couple of my friends, my radio friends who were up

(01:50:03):
in Seattle, said he wasn't bad. Really, yeah, it was
really funny. Yeah. A Vett, Nicole Brown, Shirley Bennett on
Community if you watch Community. She was also Helen from
Drake and Josh fifty three years old today. Peter Krauser.
It was Adam on Parenthood and Dude, one of my
favorite shows ever. Six Feet Under. He was Nate Fisher.

(01:50:26):
He was also Captain Nash on nine to one one.
He's fifty nine years old today. Casey affleck Ben's little brother.
He won an oscar for Manchester by the Sea. He's
forty nine. Kara Delavine, Alice Banks and only Murders in
the Building and Enchantress in the first Suicide Squad. All right, sure,
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:50:46):
Only Murderers of the h I thought she was a
model or something thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:50:49):
Yeah, she is a model, but she had a role
in Only Murder.

Speaker 5 (01:50:52):
Yeah yeah. Michael Ian Black, Oh yeah, he's funny. Yeah.
McKinley and Wet Hot American Summer years old, tennis guy
Pete Sampras. He's married to what's your name, Bridget Wilson.
Brigitte Wilson, however you say her name, she's fifty three
or he's fifty three, and then George Hamilton. This guy
was always freakishly tanned. Yea, yeah, the tan guy. Yeah,

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it's gotta be like ninety right, he's eighty five years old.
Closelborn on birthday Today is Lily Lane and today's birthday girl.
She has swallowed more than a black hole in four
hundred and ninety two fine films, including Get Your Knees Dirty,
Volume one. She was in Threesome with Huge Boob Brunette,

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Besties Volume one, Rooftop Lesbians one, Going Up to Go Down. Yeah,
she was in Squirting Salvation Volume one, and who can
forget her? Unforgive a role in Magically Horny Foot Humper
No specific. Yeah, that's Lily Lane, who's thirty seven years
old today at your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. In

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that little Monday morning look at some of the entertainments.
If we got for you this morning here on the
Woody Show, We're gonna take a quick break more Woody
shows next hang on the Woody Show, will be right back.
Boiler wouldn't approve the Woody Show, all right, Well, that's
gonna do it Monday morning by checking it off. Full

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Show podcast is waiting for it. If you go to
the woodieshow dot com weekend cheers and jeers as quickly
become one of my favorite things that we do. Yeah,
always some interesting stuff that comes up there. We've got
the trending these headlines in there and the hypothetical questions
that Greg and Morgan came up with, that more. It's
all on the Monday podcast. Just set up the woodyshow

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dot com coming up for you tomorrow. I do believe
Gina's back again right tomorrow. Yeah, good, make sure we
had that scheduling conflict last week. But yeah, I didn't
know if you were sick of it already. I'm having fun,
all right, Menace Word of the Day yay. Plus the
bitch be tripping stories, the blonde moment stories. We did
these recently, and you know, they went over really well.

(01:53:03):
Like you said or you did something so stupid, like
the minute you said it, you're kind of like, oh god,
I can't believe I did that. Yeah. My wife going
into the Apple Store, for example, right after that big
Microsoft crash, oh yeah whatever that other company that was
involved with, you know, and she goes, hey, so you
guys affected by the shutdowns today? Apple run company, Apple

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Store not Microsoft. Yep, bitch be tripping. Oh so well,
we'll share some of those stories with you. That is tomorrow,
plus trending news headlines and more Tuesday here on The
Woody Show.

Speaker 17 (01:53:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:53:37):
In the meantime, anything you got for us you can
leave on the after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty
four Woodie It's eight seven seven forty four Woody Menace, Sebass, Sammy, Gina.
Anything you like to add no, Greg Gory parting words
of wisdom please. Yes. The best way to avoid stress
at work is not to go.

Speaker 12 (01:53:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:53:58):
It's another one of those examples that if you don't go,
you can't be stressed about it. Yeah, right, you won't
be stressed at work if you don't know. Makes sense
for the example I used last time, Like you want
to know how never get COVID? How don't test?

Speaker 12 (01:54:10):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:54:11):
Oh that's right, and you can never say like, oh
I had COVID Maybe you did? Maybe did it?

Speaker 7 (01:54:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:54:15):
I didn't test? All right? Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for giving the Woodie Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love
to appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
can suck it and we'll catch you back here on Tuesday.
Have a great day, s MD double M. I quit
this bitch.