The Woody Show August 13th 2024 Podcast

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It's Tuesday. It's August the thirteenth, twenty twenty four. Hello,
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in the mixed news headlines, all that stuff here Tuesday
on The Woody Show. So I was just at a hotel,
another hotel stay this past weekend for that radio thing
I told you about.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
And I do.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
I love staying at hotels. I think I'm a good
guest at a hotel.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Well you're yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
I take care of things. I keep the place clean.
But there are some normal by the numbers that I've
got where people are asked a question about questionable hotel behaviors.
All right, So things that you see other people doing
at hotels, people they don't they don't respect like you know, like.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
When they're at the office. They're total pigs.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
M Seventy seven percent of people say it's acceptable to
take the small bottles of shampoo, condition and soap home
with them.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
For sure. They want you to not a question like.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
The stuff that's in your room.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Fine, although a lot of hotels have now moved to
the bigger bottles. And I saw a thing where people
are bringing in like their own like little travel bottles empty.
That's smart filling them up?

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Is that smart?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, because the stuff that's in that is never very good.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Unless you're like a nice spot.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, it's a nice low lather. It's empathetic in a
waste of time, Gregor, it is.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Yeah, But I mean that's cheap, that's.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
New level cheap.

Speaker 7 (03:38):
But Gina mentioned I think what he's on the page
with you, Gina, that you do not like all the
built in pump action stuff.

Speaker 8 (03:44):
Because at all it's too convenient.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
No, I'm just not.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Intimate, Like can I set my own bottle?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Is that right?

Speaker 9 (03:55):
Yeah, there's something like hair stuck on somebody. I guess
the bottle that you're touching. No, but it's like, oh,
here's here's a tube of tooth based if the last
guest used kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
The bottle could have a pube on.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
It, even though it's not. It's just not enough.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
For some reason, it feels dirtier. It feels dirty.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
It's way more.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
That's a good life lesson.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, good, good call Greg. You never know where you'll
find it. And then if you are correct, way more convenient,
way easier.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Is it convenient or not? Given? Is it okay to
leave the lights on when you're not in the room.

Speaker 8 (04:26):
I do love the TV everything. I making it sound
like somebody's in the room.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
I forgot you leave the TV on.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
Especially reasons you come back to the room at night
you want a lamp on or TV.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:39):
But some of these hotels that are smart, like they
have like some motion detector in there or something that
shut it off.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Or the thing that the sea mass hates the car.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
You have a stupid key card.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
You got your cards Communist North Korea. Well for people
say it's finally leave the light song in the room.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
What about Is it cool to bring a pet even
if you have to sneak it in.

Speaker 10 (05:02):
Yes, absolutely do it.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Even if you have to sneak it in.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, So the next person who might have it, say
a dog allergy.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Screw them.

Speaker 10 (05:10):
My dog is hypoallergenic and she doesn't bark, She is
not disruptive. She's very good.

Speaker 8 (05:17):
Even though they say not to bring down pets.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
It's a hard No, I don't want to sleep in
a room where a dog's just been I'm not into.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
It that somebody else's dog.

Speaker 10 (05:25):
Yeah, but everything has been cleaned.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Up and comforter and stuff like. That's typically where they're
gonna be laying there, up on the bed.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
And I just went to Vegas not long ago with
one of my best friends who brought her very sick
dog who was having anal leakage. Oh that's somebody that
I had to share a room with this dog. And
I'm not not interested.

Speaker 7 (05:48):
And I also like to point out there is no
such thing as a hypoallergenic dog. That is a myth
that's been propagated by breeders to sell to people who
don't look into it.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Now that yeah, no it isa, yeah, I'm looking here.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
This is from a This is from a children's hospital
because people walk Oh no, because they'll walk in with
all the garbage animal I know it's and like, no, no,
some kids are really super sick and they could be
very allergic to your pet.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
There's no such thing.

Speaker 10 (06:10):
I'm not bringing my dog to a children's.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Hospitals to be a protein from the salife, right exactly.

Speaker 11 (06:18):
Well, because a lot of people, yeah, it's well, it's
the dander because a dog has fur, but my dog
has hair.

Speaker 10 (06:26):
So that's the difference. So that's what makes it hypo allergonic.

Speaker 11 (06:28):
Like she has to go to the groomer for her
hair to get cut every month. It doesn't just stay
the same length the way that fur does.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, okay, but apparently there's more to hyper alegancy. And
I didn't really know.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
I just figured like, oh, this is the kind of
dog you get that you'll get hair all over your Even.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
The club says hypoallergenic dogs do not exist.

Speaker 8 (06:46):
Yeah, I would love to be on your side, Sammy,
but it's true, and that's why I don't bring That's
what I learned today to idea.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, because I thought that was true.

Speaker 8 (06:53):
That's why I don'ted to get my dogs, because yeah,
i'd be afraid, like, oh, I checked out this hotel,
I wasn't supposed to bring in the dogs. Then somebody
walks in with a crazy allergy and then they're dead.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
And then I thought about that.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
It's like the rule if the hotel accepts pets and
you do the right thing, and same thing with like
traveling with pets on the plane, Like if you legitimately
went to the airline and you legitimately have a service animal,
that's fine, which is very rare. It's the people who
go on the Amazon and buy the phony vest. It's
the people who sneak the pets into the hotel rooms.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
And it's emotional support.

Speaker 11 (07:27):
You can bring dogs on flights. It doesn't need to
have a vest to be a whole thing. You just
have to pay for it.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
The people get around paying for it, Yeah, by being
cheap and by doing that right.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
It's because he's pot one. Alright, Just go about I
never used it.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Just go about things the right way. They have dog
friendly hotel.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
See eight percent say it's cool to bring a pet,
even if you have to sneak it in so very low. Uh,
it's fine to leave trash around the room when you
check out.

Speaker 8 (07:52):
No, I mean people do, but I don't. I gather
all I do.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
To put it all in the trash can.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
Yes, but why was she not just initially put it
in the trash can.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Oh, we're because we're animals.

Speaker 8 (08:05):
Snackers by the bed, Yeah, like that table or something
half drinking water bottle.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
I mean, if you're a cave man.

Speaker 8 (08:10):
Yeah, I mean usually you're like kind of wasted, so
like you wake up the next morning like, oh wow,
sounds like it looks like somebody went through this place
and just hit it with a baseball.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
That ninety percent of the time I'm in a hotel,
I'm kind of wasted.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
Yeah, yeah, great, You're not not.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Enough to be a slant.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
Even if I am wasted and I have a candy bar,
I put the wrapper in the garbage. I don't have
to wait until the day I check out and go.
Let me walk around the room and get all my garbage.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Do you drunk clean? Sure of course he does.

Speaker 12 (08:41):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Never Yeah, No, I mean I leave the room pretty
spotless when I'm not like scrubbing the sinkower.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Do you put the towels in the bathtub? Yes, that's yeah,
my new thing, your new thing. Yeah, I didn't know.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
You're sposed to have been a thing. Fifteen people say
it's fun. Finally leave trash around the room. When you're
checking out? All right, is it cool to change to
a new bathtowel for just one use?

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Sure, yeah, especially at a hotel. Is exactly what I do.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Fun.

Speaker 8 (09:07):
But I don't want anybody in my room. Yeah, same,
So I just keep on using the same towels.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
I know they I will ask for more towels, but
like that doesn't mean they got to come into the room.
Like I'll see the cart out in the hallway, snag
a few. Y Hey, can I just get a couple
of new towels. That's all I really need. I'll give
them like the old ones. They give me some new ones,
then we're good. Okay, that's him, but that's work. That's
the perk. Exactly, new towel every time. Now at home,
I'll use the same towel for like three four showers.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Oh yeah, I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Hang it back up a week.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Mister clean over here will use the same towle.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
He's also mister environmental.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
Okay, yeah, it's not filthy, I mean.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
But it's maybe moldy. It's sitting in a.

Speaker 7 (09:46):
Damp that's hung up and Georgia and Stein. I'm the
cleanest I'll ever be.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Right now, that's right.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
True, yeah, true. Seventy two percent say it's cool to
change to a new towel. That's just one use.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Is it okay to take the Bibles home with you?

Speaker 4 (10:00):
They want you to. They do want you to. I've
done it.

Speaker 10 (10:03):
Yeah, they do, because they're like missionaries. Essentially.

Speaker 11 (10:06):
They come and put the Bibles in the rooms because
they want you to find God, so they want you
to take them.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
I would never think to steal the Bible on them.
They want you, I would ever think to take it.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
Because I don't got to ask, now, Sammy, why did
you take the Bible home?

Speaker 10 (10:19):
I don't remember.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
I read it, set it on fire because it was
something that was out for free, and you're just being
like a free litter. He how people are like, oh
it's free, I'll take it, even though I don't want it,
like old ladies with sugar packets.

Speaker 10 (10:32):
I did read it. I started reading it.

Speaker 11 (10:34):
Every once in a while, I go through phases of
wanting to read the Bible, and I will, and then
I'll have it sitting around for a long time and
forget about it, and then when I discovered it again,
I'll be like, oh, yeah, I need to go back
and keep reading the Bible.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Again.

Speaker 10 (10:46):
I've never got through the whole thing, but I intend to.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
What's the last hotel you've been to that they had
the Bible in it?

Speaker 7 (10:51):
A lot more than you think, really, James, I hide
something in the Bibles on most occasions, right, because i've
for years now I've written, and they give you the
free scratch pad, right with a free pen. Yeah, and
all right, follow at menace. Thank you for anonymous gay sex.
And I've done this literally hundreds of times. One call
and I'll put it like in the first page of

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the Bible or in the coffee pot.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Our Buddy Tony used to autograph him, like, you know,
stay cool, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
See that's that's fat fun.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
That's there, Stay cool, Jesus Christ. Nineteen percent say it's
okay take that Bible, twenty four percent say it's okay
to let their kids jump on the beds. Sure eight
percent say they don't mind pilfering the hangars, although like
a lot of the hotels have gotten smart now and
they have like a system either like it kind of
locks into what's permanently linked onto the bar, or they

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had the little tiny little hooks at the top because
the bar is very thick, so it won't fit a
standard closet hanger. Thirty seven percent say it's cool to
wear your pajamas throughout the hotel's common.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
Areas you want to be embarrassed.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
Four percent say it's okay to smoke in non smoking room.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Way, but that's happening a lot with marijuana.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yep. Oh yeah, people think that marijuana doesn't apply to
a lot of things.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yeah, it's still a smoke.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
Well, yeah, whatever, I'm gonna like smoke and dry. Oh whatever,
I'm gonna smoke in the room even though there's the
no smoking possy.

Speaker 8 (12:13):
Walk through so many hotels and you get to smell constantly.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
And then sixteen percent say it's cool to host a
party even if it means exceeding the maximum occupancy without
prior approval.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
But just like a big I'm people next to you
love that.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Yeah, it just depends on what time we're talking about,
Like this is going it's like, you know, ten eleven midnight,
you know something like that.

Speaker 6 (12:32):
I always have the nod dog the bad luck at
hotels where people want to congregate and talk at the
top of their voice in the hallway right out like
go into your room.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
A little tip always try and get a room away
from the elevator. That's the last.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Yes, I do that too, Yeah eight seven seven forty four.
Woodie hit us up with the text over to two
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Speaker 2 (12:55):
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Speaker 8 (12:59):
What's up, everybody? To Venice, Marietta. Are you gonna be
there this Wednesday? Myself and Port are gonna be at
the second location for Raising Canes at two eighty twenty
Clinton Keith Road from two to four pm. We're gonna
have a bunch of giveaways, as usual for theme parks, concerts,
Woodies Show, merch m more again this Wednesday, August fourteenth,

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in Marietta at the second location for Raising Canes at
two eighty twenty Clinton Keith Road. We would love to
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Speaker 2 (13:36):
It's like just these fat people standing there. Who are you,
fard knockers?

Speaker 7 (13:41):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Hey Beaba, I've still got a Woody And we.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Begin another new hour of insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It's like turnesday morning. It's August the thirteenth,
twenty twenty four. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory, Good morning.
Man's good morning to you.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Good morning.

Speaker 8 (14:07):
Isn't there new episodes by the way, Yes, yes, a
couple of years ago.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
No, they just had some new ones one.

Speaker 8 (14:14):
Yeah, you've literally that's almost two years ago.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Did and then have some new ones like what Yeah,
my son and I man, we've really bonded over. He
loves me and that makes me my you know gen
X heart so happy.

Speaker 11 (14:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Wait, there's a Sea bas Good morning.

Speaker 6 (14:32):
Sea Bass.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
Ye, Sammy's here. Good morning, Gina Grant sitting in today.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Hey, good morning.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Phones are open eight seven seven four Woody, and it's
with the text over to two to nine eight seven Woody.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Show House Hunters, Greg Gory, what do you got?

Speaker 5 (14:48):
And a listing for anyone out there looking to buy
real estate in West Virginia.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
You never know.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
This is a double wide trailer with an indoor pool.
Oh yeah, so let me tell you about it and
then you can guess how much it's listed for. Okay,
it's in Bunker Hill, West Virginia, East part of the state.
So it's about eighty miles northeast of Washington, d C.
To give you a visual, it seems like they put
two double wides next to each other and then connected

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them by a door. So the one side is where
you live. In the other side they've hollowed out to
fit the pool in there, so no square footage on
the listing, but it has four bedrooms one and a
half baths. It sits on more than a half an acre.
The real gem here is the indoor swimming pool with
a slide. As the ad says, with a little TLC

(15:41):
this property is poised to become the talk of the town.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Now, Gregor have some pictures here for you, and you
can see.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
In the first picture you can see a little nice
living room kitchen combination. Terrible, okay, I mean you could
tell they did it with the fish eye lens. Sure
it looks bigger. The second picture there is the bath.
You can see it's got a little crappy looking vanity.
You can definitely needs some update. I mean it's very basic,
but it's clean. The bedroom, Wow, look at that blue carpet.

(16:08):
Look at that with the blue walls and then the
oak trim around the windows. Very nice to the pool.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Now the next slide you can see there, Greg, that's
the beautiful deck that you have.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
Yes, nice ransom to the deck.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
Yeah, which it looks like they built the deck and
then ignored it for thirty years.

Speaker 6 (16:25):
I like the built in bench. That's very Now.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
If you want to know what your street view, your
curb apeel is, there's the there's the picture from the
street and as you can see on the next photo, Greg,
there is your driveway gravel gravel, yeah, gravel, chain link fence,
very nice, very nice. Now the piece is the pool
that's pretty cool, which is here at the end.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
You can see it. See look at that pool. It
looks like like you have a bad motel.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
It looks like the pool that the Griswolds were all
excited the swimming until they got there and it was
all filled with ducks and mold.

Speaker 6 (16:53):
It's about one third field and the photographer couldn't take
the time to pick up a piece of rope on
the ground.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Right in front of in front of the well.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
Well, you know, a little TLC. This property could be mint,
but it does have a slide now. It just went
through a price cut of ten thousand dollars last month.
How much anybody got any bits? Seventy five thousand, seventy
five thousand double wide with an indoor pool.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
I'm gonna say my gut is telling me one thirty.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
One hundred and thirty thousand dollars, Sammy, sixty sixty thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Do we get the acreage the land?

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Yeah, it's about on a half acre. But they didn't
listen to square footage. But they said four bedrooms, one
and a half baths, and he guess there're sea best one
one one oh one Ginagrad fifty fifty eight thousand dollars.
It could be yours for one hundred and sixty five
thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
That's shocking.

Speaker 12 (17:48):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah, it's pretty expensive for that area.

Speaker 6 (17:51):
But I mean it doesn't need work, sure, sure, but
is it horrendous?

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Not really?

Speaker 10 (17:56):
No, But the area is it near anything?

Speaker 13 (17:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:59):
About eighty miles from DC.

Speaker 10 (18:01):
Right, there's nothing really around.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
I looked at it on Google Maps.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
There seems to be a really nice taco plays up
the street.

Speaker 8 (18:08):
Dollar general, like, you don't need to have anything around.
You have a pool, exactly right.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
I got a lot of questions about that pool. You
don't want to be the outside needs a lot of maintenance.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
This is your respite, you're.

Speaker 10 (18:20):
So you can use it year round.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Oh it's near Tutor's Biscuit World. Start your day the
homemade way, Yeah, to this biscuit World.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Now, keep in mind, maybe this is just your weekend home, right,
weekends get away.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, you're a big time DC senator or something.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Don't you go to get away from it all?

Speaker 2 (18:38):
You go out to your country house.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
You know there's some real sweet algae bloom in this pool. Yeah,
it is bright green.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Yes, to be filled very badly, not bad though, I'm
handing out the word of the day.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
You get sorry, mannas, I don't want to throw you
off as you do the work of the day.

Speaker 7 (18:54):
But quick correction, Well, there are new babes and buttet
episodes that have been announced for next year in peruction.
So I don't want people to get too excited looking
for new ones and not being able to find them.

Speaker 8 (19:04):
Okay, Well, he says that the ones I go aren't
there new bia some butt Heead episodes and they're not
released yet.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
They're not coming.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
There right next year? Yeah, okay, but there are new ones.
There will be. There will be Okay, it's not currently available.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
I love how he plays done when I like, no, no,
I'm they're not out now.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Okay, they were announced at some point. They're on the way.
Yeah they were. They were announced. In fact, I think
that just happened.

Speaker 7 (19:31):
Like you say there are new ones, that means oh,
I can go watch new ones because they are.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Okay, thank you great. I understand what you're saying.

Speaker 12 (19:38):
Now.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (19:39):
Maybe that's like saying, uh, there's a new Star Wars
movie out. It's coming in three years.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Yeah, okay, they're working on it.

Speaker 8 (19:46):
They're working on it, and I was just asking me
because I didn't know the availability.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
All right, menace word of the day.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
Now, we have a little page from the War of
the Day calendar here for Metas we're trying to get
him a head a new word in his vocabulary, which
stands at about one hundred and ten words right now,
and so on the page it's the word, it's the
pronunciation goddess, you would say, the definitions, and it's also
used in a sentence, and so menace.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
What is today's word of the day.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Commendable?

Speaker 8 (20:20):
Oh, something like the mid that's good. You can commend it,
that's incorrect. Okay, just waiting for you saying correctly. All right,
uh contentible, Oh you're getting closer. Warmer m C O
N T E M P T I B l E
for the audience.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Contentible. That's all I'm getting. What's that doesn't help? That
way down?

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Okay, that's cute. That's adorable that you thought that would help. Thanks,
Pat stage. Is it temptible? Contemptible? Temptible? No?

Speaker 5 (21:07):
I mean, if you again, if you just kind of
sounded out like break it up, you're very close. Con
what's the next pot? How would you say t E
M P R if the word.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Was tempt like I've been saying.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
No, you said hemped No, that's what I just said recently, right.

Speaker 10 (21:27):
Like three tries ago. He's I think I thought he
said it.

Speaker 8 (21:30):
Yeah, I said temptable, contemptible.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Very that's what I said in the beginning. I'd have
to go back and hear the tape. It was close. No,
you had very close five people hearing what you said,
and it wasn't. It wasn't except for saying it.

Speaker 12 (21:45):
Well.

Speaker 10 (21:45):
No, at the very beginning he was missing the m.

Speaker 11 (21:47):
But then about three tries ago, I thought he got it,
but no one else said.

Speaker 10 (21:50):
So then I thought I miss hurt.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Go back to the tape.

Speaker 11 (21:52):
But then he was getting confused because he also thought
he said it.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
All right, how about a definition menace all right?

Speaker 8 (22:00):
Deserving uh wait, deserving of, sorry, deserving.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Of, or held in contempt, despicable.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
The other one is.

Speaker 8 (22:12):
Uh ignoble, completely lacking notability in character or quality or purpose, nobility,
nobility correct number three bastardly mean are no value of worth? Okay, okay,
here we go with this sentence. All right, contempt to

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us and commendable. We're used in incur jellaby from sixteenth
through the eighteenth century.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yeah, yeah, I think we have to go back on that.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Remember, but he'll never go back. We forget every time.
If we don't stop now, he'll never go back.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
That is as true. Okay, okay, fine, let's make it
all the way through and then we can go back
and correct.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
Okay, okay, don't forget every time?

Speaker 8 (23:03):
No, yeah, we do, yes, yes, all right, all right,
we have a thing called the podcast.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
People go back and listen.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (23:12):
Contemptuous and it's contentible. We're used in a inchargeably from
a sixteenth through the eighteenth century. By the early nineteenth century,
some of the commenders began raising objectives, so contemptuous was
used only for showing contempt in contentible, only deserving of content.

(23:37):
Jesus is actually reading, I know every right.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
He said, thank you, thank you, and then he kind of.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Oh wow, okay, harrowing wow.

Speaker 8 (23:53):
Okay, okay, there's like start with that words in here.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
Let's start with that first sentence. Yeah, what's the first word? Contemptuous?
All right, choice and contentible, contemptible okay, yeah, were.

Speaker 8 (24:09):
Used in in chargeably, in used, interchargeably, interchangeably, oh, interchangeably, injured,
changeably and the word actually from the sixteenth and eighteenth century.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Okay, that's the first sentence.

Speaker 8 (24:27):
Yes, by the nineteenth century, by the early nineteenth century.
By the early nineteenth centuries, some of the commentators, commanders,
the commander Burghs began raising object well.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
No, no, no, So the early nineteenth century, some of the
I said, it's a.

Speaker 8 (24:48):
Commender burgh part of the firebirds, common firebirds common a
commenders no common. Commentators began RAI objectives, so objections, objections
ironically JESU Christ so, and then contentious was used only

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for each showing contempt and contentible only deserving of contempt.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
All right, you like some extra words of theirs for us?

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Can you please read it?

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Read it?

Speaker 8 (25:26):
Yes, yeah, you got it.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
Contemptuous and contemptible were used interchangeably from the sixteenth through
the eighteenth century. By the early nineteenth century, some commentators
began raising objections, so contempt contemptuous was used only for
showing contempt, and contemptible only deserving contempt.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Oh okay, that makes total sense.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
So there you go.

Speaker 7 (25:51):
You don't want to sound silly. He's in contemptuous when
you meant contemptible.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah, yeah, it'sdiculous. I mean, egg on your face. All right,
So men is what is today's word of today?

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Can tentable.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Basically?

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Yeah, but not tent but yeah sure, contemptible there, yeah, nice?

Speaker 2 (26:08):
All right, there you go, menace. I don't know if
that's gonna stick.

Speaker 8 (26:13):
But uh, you don't even understand what it means, he
said to credit, a little confusing.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
This is the show, Yeah, this is a show.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
Well, the Jordan Child's drama is over. She's not getting
that bronze medal. Bactil was denied, but the good news
flavor flame was offered to make her a bronze clock necklace.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Much just as good.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
He just attaches himself to like the red Lobster story.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
He's very good, very good. Pay for the women's water
polo deep he did, Yeah, he did.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
He did. He did something.

Speaker 8 (26:52):
I'm not sure for who, but he's been doing that
for years actually, so you probably know better.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Did What did Jordan Child?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
What does she do? Not do?

Speaker 10 (27:00):
Okay, so what happened?

Speaker 11 (27:01):
It's because it basically came down to a tenth of
a point in the floor exercise and it was like
a spin leap that she did that they if you
don't get the skill correct, you don't get credit for
it at all. So for it, she had to go
all the way around, and when the judges initially marked it,
they said she didn't go all the way around, so
she didn't get credit for that. And then the American

(27:23):
team went back, she challenged.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
It and the difficulty score yeah.

Speaker 11 (27:28):
Well on saying no, she did turn all the way around,
so she should get credit for this skill. So then
they reviewed it and they said, oh, yeah, you're right,
she does get credit for this.

Speaker 10 (27:39):
Jordan Chiles gets the bronze. Well, then the other team of.

Speaker 11 (27:43):
The girl who was going to get the bronze before
the challenge, went back and said no, because you have
to do the challenge within one minute of the score
coming out. And they said, well no, they did it
with a minute in six seconds, so it was after
the time for the challenge, and so they said, okay,
never mind, bron goes, bronze goes to this girl. And

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then America said, no, we have receipts. We did it
at fifty four seconds. And now there's like proof that
they did.

Speaker 10 (28:13):
Do it within time.

Speaker 11 (28:15):
But the committee is saying you can't come back and
challenge this.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Again or another. In other words, there's no like just
endless back and forth.

Speaker 11 (28:23):
Right, but I mean there's solid proof, right they are wrong,
but they're just in the rules not allowed to challenge
it again.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Double jeopardy. Imagine caring all right about your country.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yeah, we still want the total medal count.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Look, if it was going to be the gold where
it would have pushed us one over stupid China, that
would have been something.

Speaker 11 (28:47):
But even for her, I mean, it sucks for her,
but conors get paid for their medals, and if they
take it away, that's still money out of her pocket.

Speaker 10 (28:54):
Even though she did win it?

Speaker 6 (28:55):
God what?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
He just doesn't care. I know it's a problem with Jordan.
I hate you.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Donald Trump's interview with Elon Musk on Twitter got delayed
by a technical issue.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
They were hacked.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Yeh No, apparently there's a lot of that going on.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Like Microsoft got hacked and they confirmed that it was
like some kind of Iranian interference and like Iran or
Iran or what Iran, Iran.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Whatever, it's Iran anyway.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
But anyway, so they are also messing with the Harris campaign.
So they're really they're pissed because the Hamask guy was
killed and some other thing or whatever. So you know,
they are the Russia of this election. Apparently it's all
fun stuff. Yeah, not a good time to go to Athens,
you guys. Hundreds of firefighters in Greece. They're working to

(29:47):
contained this massive wildfire that started over the weekend. Officials
are begging residents.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
To get out O scary.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Yeah, Greg, you'll be happy to know. The government wants
to make it easier to cancel and unsubscribed to stuff.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
I started reading this article and I kind of got
lost and I yeah, but I think I thought, okay, good.
I hope they can.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
So it's a new initiative. It's called Time is Money.
It includes some new regulations for companies who make it
difficult to cancel subscriptions or memberships, you know, wasting people's
money and time with all the paperwork, general aggravation. Yeah,
wasn't that the situation you have with a gymy.

Speaker 7 (30:23):
You have to go to the gym signed, I subscribed
for a thousand different things with the click of a button.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
But no, your service is completely different, right and they break.

Speaker 8 (30:32):
Yeah, they're doing a thing against the doom loop where
you like call and then they just keep on sending
you to different departments, departments endlessly and time hang up.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
Well, okay, so I was calling CBS because I got
a notification. I got that new prescription, the ZEP bound
or whatever. So by the way, I got to wait
like four weeks for it to come in. It's backward
of demands.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (30:57):
It's not like make more.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
You just called the wrong onection CVS. They checked all
their locations and they're waiting for it. They say it's
on the black point.

Speaker 8 (31:06):
Lily said that there is no shortage.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
Yeah, well, apparently it's only only on the one that
I'm going for which is the lowest dose, the one
that people start on. All the other ones are fine,
they're all in stock. All the will Govy stuff is
in stock. All the Zepic stuff is in stock. It's
just this, uh, you know, the zep bound the lower
the starter dosage one is like apparently right now. And
I saw that online. Apparently that is tough to find.
Because I called a Walgreens, I called a couple other places,

(31:31):
and everybody saying the same thing.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Go to a different state.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
Don't start with a small dose pharmacia, go big anyway.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Anyway, So I call CBS because.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
I got this notification like, oh, your prescription is back ordered,
call us for some more options.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
I go, great, So I call my local farm.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
First of all, the number for my pharmacy, even though
it has the address to the place on there, doesn't less
the phone number.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
They don't give that to you. They make you work
for that.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Sure.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Then you call, and you go through the whole prompt,
prompt prompt, and then when you get to the pharmacy,
it says, oh, you're an ally to leave a voicemail
message like no, I don't want to leave a voicemail
and that's your only option.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Yeah, you can only leave voice.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Would you like a text update on your voicemail message?
I said no, I do not, and they go, thank
you for calling CVS and then click.

Speaker 7 (32:15):
The pharmacy texts are so busy back there shuffling pills.
They pick up a phone, they're doing the.

Speaker 6 (32:20):
Whole butter knife routine on the on the plate.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
It was like, what's weird?

Speaker 2 (32:24):
You know? Three?

Speaker 8 (32:26):
And I hear some of them are such a holes
to the pharmacy text when it comes to that kind
of stuff.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
And every time I've spoken to anybody, in fact, this particular CVS,
everybody's always been very friendly.

Speaker 8 (32:35):
If everyone you like, when you go in person to
pick it up, they give you a lot of crap
about it.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Like I said, my experience there has been very pleasant.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
I've had other places where it sucks. Yeah, they treat
you like a nuisance.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
But I'm convinced this whole unsubscribed button is just to
make you feel better. It doesn't do anything. We know
when I started doing email, get that crap with emails.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
When I started doing I will transfer to the junk
folder because then your email system recognizes that sender as junk.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Then I go to the junk folder, open it up
and there and then I click unsubscribe from there. So
hopefully one of those two things works. And I've been
noticing a lot less junk mail.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Because I think, on top of what you said, Greg,
that when I say unsubscribe and they have you put
in your email, they're selling that list to another company.
So we talk about a doom lose.

Speaker 6 (33:25):
And it's so dumb that they asked for the email
because you're unsubscribing from an email they sent it to you.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
Yet oh you thought I love doing was when they
say why are you subscribing? I say, I never signed
up for this.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that ruins their day.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
All the people reading that are so upset.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Place in Oklahoma City.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
The rest of this guy he worked at a cell
phone repair store and he sent himself a naughty video
that he found on this chick's phone that he was fixing,
and he thought he'd get away with it by you know,
texting it to his phone number. But he was caught
before he even returned the phone because the chick was
using her computer when he did it. The computer was
synced with the phone she saw the notification that the

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text had been sent from her phone to this unknown number.
Now that message was her naughty video, which she said
she kept in a locked photo album like the Hidden
Photos or whatever, and so she immediately knew that he
had accessed it and sent it. So he's been charged
with larceny and computer crimes.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Wait a second, people can access.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Those Yeah, open yours up right now, it's how about
could it be?

Speaker 12 (34:33):
No?

Speaker 4 (34:33):
But even when they're in like the locked section.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
Of course, if you have a person whose job it
is to fix these phones, these are the dorks who
know everything.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
They know how to get through whatever it is or
some encrypted thing or that's why.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
That's why it's like when the FBI gets a hold
of someone's phone, they go, well we can't get in, Well.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Bring it to the guy you break I fixed.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
The geek squad, Bring to the guy at the kiosk
at the mall right exactly, Oh, Hackett, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
You know what I like.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
I want to get these that screen protector that you
can get for your phone where like, unless you're looking
at it direct, yes, you.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Can't see it looks completely dark.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Yeah, because I've noticed there's so many people like I
was just at this radio thing and I'm setting a
text and there was like three people who were kind
of standing around me, and I caught him. I all
looked up, like all three people are like looking right
at my phone is what I'm texting?

Speaker 2 (35:22):
And it wasn't anything you know, bad or it's just
like sexual.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yeah, and if you have a kid, they're always looking
over your shoulder at what you're texting. Oh yeah, get
away from me.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Don't look at my nudes.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
I didn't know there was a screen like that.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
It's very cool.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Yeah, it's just a screen protector laptops. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
A submarine captain was fired for making a sex tape
while in charge of a nuclear submarine. Yes all has
like nuclear missiles on board, not nuclear submarine, but like
as it was armed with nuclear missiles. Cool, and he
was banging this junior sailor. The Royal Navy immediately suspended
the guy when they found out. They started this investigation

(36:01):
and then some navy chiefs reported him for sharing some
of the X rayed selfies as well, so then they
just fired him.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
Yeah, I mean, how else is time? Yeah, you're stuck
in a submarine.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
That porn ruin that you're like, I can only have
sex on a missile ship.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
When you're on a submarine, a lot of access for stuff. Yeah,
I mean, what are you? You can't even use the
meat market apps you're.

Speaker 8 (36:26):
On a subul Definitely put that on OnlyFans though, Make
a couple of bucks totally.

Speaker 7 (36:32):
He has a funny accent to forty four.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
What is the phone number if you want to call in?

Speaker 6 (36:37):
Because think of all the garden variety homemade porn he made,
this one is on a sub it's on.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
A nuclear level.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
That's pretty on.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
Yeah, I wish I could break the sub get some
variety going in there in my homemade porn.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 4 (36:53):
The core ye, why you can know.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
I'm sure those people who run those like Titanic subs,
they're looking for people or you know how like a
lot you'll have to even go that far down, you
know what I mean, just like a couple hundred feet
or just do a green screen. But those don't look
cool inside.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
But like you know, influencers will go to like those
airplane hangars that's really just half a plane so they
can look like they're rich. You can do that with
half yeah, I'm sure they.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Do eight seven, seven forty four. What if you want
to call in send the Woody Show a text this
morning over to two two nine eighty seven show to
be back a bit. Wake up, people, this is the
Woody Show. Well, most of the kids who are going

(37:37):
to be high school seniors this year we're born in
two thousand and six.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Wow, terrifying.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
So here's a trip down memory lane two thousand and six.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
The popular TV shows that year, Gray's Anatomy was the
number one show on TV.

Speaker 6 (37:52):
Still your number one.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
We'll going no used to be. I used to love
that show back in two thousand and six. I did
love that show a lot. Reality shows like American Idol
and Dancing the Stars had massive audiences. Other big shows
in two thousand and six Lost, Oh Yeah, twenty four,
Desperate Housewives, The Hills premiered, Nice and The Office was
just getting started. Popular movies in two thousand and six,

(38:15):
the year that high school seniors this year were born
priors to the Caribbean, dead Man's Chest was the highest
grossing movie of the year. Best picture Oscar went to
Crash Cars hit theaters along with the Da Vinci Code.
Borat Snakes on the Plane and high school musical Wow Eclectic.
In two thousand and six, the Nintendo Wii was released.

(38:37):
Podcasts were brand new. YouTube was celebrating its one year anniversary.
Whoa Twitter officially launched in July of two thousand and six.
I remember that my Space was at its peak. Facebook
was beginning to expand beyond just college students. In two
thousand and six, the year that the high school seniors
this year were born. Some of the news in World

(38:59):
of Ban Saddam Hussein was executed. Steve Irwin died the
Crocodile Hunter. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Five years ago, Pluto was demoted.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
The International Astro Astronomical Union reclassified Pluto as a dwarf planet.
Produced a number of planets in our Solar System from
nine to eight. Other space news, the first International Space
Station construction mission.

Speaker 12 (39:26):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
The format war between Blu ray and HD DVD was
in full swing.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
That's adorable, with Blu Ray eventually winning out because the PlayStation.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Because of the PlayStation, it's the reason to one. So
that's two thousand and six.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
Dam I'm looking at some of the big songs from
two thousand and six in the world of a Rock
and Alternative. The number one song that year was three
Days Grace Animal, I Have Become Breaking Benjamin The Diary
of Jane was number two. Stone Sour through Glass at
number three. Chili Pepper's Danny California was number four that year.

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Thirty Seconds to Mars to Kill number five, Afi Miss
Murdered number six, My Chemical Romance Welcome to the Black
Parade was number seven. Rack on Tour Steady As She
Goes number eight, ten Years Wasteland number nine in Blue
October Hate Me was the number ten song of the
year for rock and Alternative in two thousand and six.

(40:22):
This song also big in two thousand and six, it
just missed the top ten. It was number eleven for
the year from Weezer. Perfect Situation is the name of
the song she wants a d and She's going to
get one. Louis show high school seniors this year either

(40:43):
morn in two thousand and let's see two thousand and six,
five or two thousand and six. Most of them two
thousand and six.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Sea Bass is googling it.

Speaker 7 (40:55):
I have to do the other Matt because I was younger, seventeen,
I graduated, so you know, yeah, Well, if most kids
start kindergarten, what at five?

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Right, I would I remember, I'm saying some of them.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
End up waiting a year because, like I, it was
too close to the cutoff, right, and then they end
up going the next year where.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
They're six, depending on what month you're born in.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah, corrected a big kid on campus, that's right.

Speaker 12 (41:21):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
This fifty three year old guy in Michigan, poor bastard,
one number off from matching all five winning numbers last month,
but he didn't quit. Went back to the store the
next day, bought another lottery ticket, one that matched all
five numbers, and he won seven hundred and ninety six
thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
And then there there's a new study that is linked
childhood tablet use to anger out bursts, and that's for
kids as young as three.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
I believe it.

Speaker 8 (41:50):
You go to all these restaurants and the kids had
the tablet. They're hypnotized, they have like this weird uh,
I don't know, shell on them to have like little
feet they look like.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah, stand up.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
And also when they inevitably drop them, they don't break
and they can lead to more what issues, anger, anger outbursts?

Speaker 11 (42:06):
Oh yeah, Well, when you take it away from the kids,
they have absolute meltdown.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
They say, it's like rewiring your brain. It's like you're
taking something away from an addict.

Speaker 10 (42:15):
Right, yeah, it's like a drug for them.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
But that was quiet when you're eating, right, it does.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
And that and that was that was I mean whatever
it was for us as kids. You know, you would
take away whatever they really like the most, and kids
would flip out.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
But I had no entertainment at restaurants. Oh no, you
if you were lucky, you had a crayon and an
aptive between a you know, i'd be profen and heroin
right for your brain exactly.

Speaker 7 (42:38):
I know a girl who says, she says, my brain
is ruined because I've had a smart phone since I
was twelve, and she's just I can't I always I'm looking,
I'm reaching for something I want to screen in front
of me.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
It's solifier, yeah, because they're so fun.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
But how is her brain ruined?

Speaker 7 (42:55):
Because she's all like that because that was her go to,
Like you said, like an addict, Like what am I
doing now? I don't have a screen in front of
me I because I'm always going for that thing. I
always want to check in with that.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
If that's how life is and has been for you,
like in other words, like you've never known anything else.
So right, so now now you have no screen, what
you can do for an hour? People used to have
like covered wagons and travel that way and then like
yeah this is.

Speaker 8 (43:22):
No.

Speaker 10 (43:22):
Yeah, you don't know what to do with yourself. You're
not working, you're not doing it.

Speaker 7 (43:25):
You need your phone, your brain wants. Your brain can't
like stop and think and like solve long form problems.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
We're trying to.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
Say about words we're spelling or things like that, like
I don't need that because I have spell check, So
your brain doesn't have to work.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
That's so side effect, that's not exactly what worse.

Speaker 8 (43:41):
No, we're saying is if we took that girl's phone away, Yeah,
she'd be paralyzed, she freak out, she would be like
constantly thinking about it.

Speaker 7 (43:50):
When you were when you used to not anymore smoked,
you would always want to put something like oral fixation,
but that's that, but with your brain.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
It never goes away.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
After you quit smoking and became gay, an oral fixation.

Speaker 6 (44:03):
Yeah, then I started smoking poles.

Speaker 7 (44:05):
So you get this kid that this tablet, you take
that away? Yeah, yeah, he might become a nuclear game. Right,
he'll be the gear than Christmas at Bloomingdale. Yeah, that's
what this whole thing's about.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
This is essentially what we're saying.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
What it makes you gay? Got it? And then we'll
raise the human population.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Yeah. Researchers say that early childhood tablet use may contribute
to a cycle of problems and a kid's emotional regulation.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
But I mean, try keeping your kids off of that stuff.

Speaker 11 (44:34):
Yeah, but it needs to be regulated, like you can
use it for we do thirty minutes or whatever it is,
and then it's we're doing right so that they can
regulate it later. But if Baron just hands them something
with no timing, no nothing, they don't learn how to
regulate themselves because they're so young, they don't know how.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
To do it.

Speaker 6 (44:50):
But adults don't know how to regulate exactly. Has a
problem go out in public? At any given minute, ninety
nine percent of people are on their phone.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Yeah, that's what they say.

Speaker 7 (45:00):
These next generation of kids will be they won't be
able to have regular conversations.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Their parents were distracted with them, so they we're just.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
Like that doesn't bother me, Like when people are I
don't care, Like if you're on your phone. You're on
your phone. It doesn't like help. Some people get really
angry about it. They see even like if it's not them,
like they see other people. Two people sitting at a
table at a restaurant and they're both on their phone.
I care, Yeah, like they're sitting there. What we're trying
to say is like, when do you try to actually

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have a conversation with the kid these days? It's mostly
grunts and like, yeah, no elaboration at all on anything.

Speaker 6 (45:37):
Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't make me angry if people
are on their phones, but it makes me slightly depressed.
What I said, an entire family, multi generation, grandma, grandpa,
their kids, their kids, and they're all on their phones
at a dinner sad. Yeah, it does make me angry.
It just kind of bumps me out, gets a tear.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
May maybe they're you don't know, maybe they're just texting
each other.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Hey, Greg, they're going to be gay? Yeah, oh cheez.
Yeah did anybody stop to think about that?

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Yeah, yeah, you see gay. The entire family rules and.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
I'm a gene on this. Restaurants, airplanes, yeah, those two places.
All the kids can be on there. The entire time,
don't care.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Yeah, and by the way, you're welcome because you know
the people around also true as well. Yeah, well, just
don't bring them. Oh yeah, make me happy, don't bring
the three year.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Old doesn't need to go on the trip with him? Yeah,
sure themselves more what he shows next?

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Speaker 10 (47:00):
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Speaker 5 (47:03):
And we're into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It's Tuesday morning, August thirteenth, twenty twenty four, Woodie,
Greg Menace, Seabas Sammy.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
That's a GENI grad right there.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Bitch, be tripping blonde moment story, whatever you want to
call it. We had a lot of fun with these
calls last time. Or I had your phones lined up,
your calls, your stories eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
we just opened up all the lines, and they're ready
to go for you to call in. Like somebody said,
my girlfriend and I had a heated debate about whether
or not dinosaurs were alive during the American Revolution.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Her stance was, there's.

Speaker 8 (47:42):
No way to know, bitch, be tripping, because there's a
lot of fake photos that get shared on Facebook.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Yeah, and a lot of people.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
This one says, my friend spit out gum on the
sidewalk and said, don't worry, it'll evaporate.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Be tripping.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
What are those little black smudges all over the sidewalk.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Yeah, that's why it's not a big gloop anymore.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Yeah, all right, so yeah, if you got a good story,
Like my wife took my son to told you the
Apple store. And this was like the day after the
Microsoft thing. What was the name of that crowd strike
or something like that, anyway, where they had that big
thing and everybody, all the airlines were jacked up and
everything else. Anyway, So she walks in there and she's
making small talk of the people the Genius bar, and

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she goes, so.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
How bad was everything yesterday? It's like it's a window,
it's a Microsoft thing.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
It's not Apple.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
That's we're finding.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah, it's like.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Asking Coke if they were affected by the pepsi problem.
And she told me that my son was laughing his ass.
I was like, mom, bro, bitch be tripping. So if
you said something, you did something you couldn't believe at
the moment it escaped your mouth. The minute that you
did it, You're like, oh my god, how stupid. Yeah,

(48:57):
bitch be tripping. It's like when Greg got the new
credit card in the mail.

Speaker 6 (49:01):
Oh, speaking of which, so when I get yeah, this
happened more than once, where I get the new card
in the mail and then I take the old one
out and then I cut up the new one and
I go, oh, oh right, right, bitch, trick just cut
up the new one. He witnessed something similar to that
every day, Woodie. I have your little informational sheets in
front of you that I tape up and I update
them every day. And I took the new the brand

(49:22):
new ones that I just printed for the following day
for you, and then I take the old ones, set
them aside, take the new ones, throw those away, tape
up the old ones again. Yeah, I'm like, I just
did the debit card thing.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
Yeah, So if you want to call in great share
your bitchb tripping or your blonde moment story, whatever it is.
It could be something that your wife, girlfriend, husband, and
boyfriend whoever said? Co workers said. We get a lot
of coworker stuff too that falls under the headline of
bitchb tripping. You can also set us a text with
whatever you got over to to ninety seven, so we'll

(49:55):
get the calls the text lined up, and then we'll
go back.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
I also got a couple of bitch be tripping stories
in the.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
News to share with you this.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Woody show.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
All right, bitch be tripping blonde moments stories, anybody in
the room have one?

Speaker 4 (50:18):
I told you this week.

Speaker 8 (50:19):
My mind was blown when and then I've watched all
these movies that, uh pitch perfect. Oh yeah, that was
the actual name of the movie, not picture perfect, which
I've thought it was picture perfect this whole time, even picture.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Yeah, yeah, who knews picture perfect?

Speaker 8 (50:37):
I mean that pitch Perfect obviously makes way more sense
than all those photography students.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
But who knew?

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Who knew? Who knew?

Speaker 2 (50:46):
It's a mystery.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
Bitch be tripping? Eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You
can hit us up with a text over to to
nine eight seven, and uh, let's see what we got here.
We have a people on the phones and we're gonna
go right to uh Cat, Hey, good morning, Cat.

Speaker 6 (51:05):
How are you?

Speaker 14 (51:07):
Good morning?

Speaker 13 (51:08):
How are you guys?

Speaker 2 (51:08):
We're doing fantastic all right? So you're bitchby tripping blonde moment?

Speaker 6 (51:11):
What do you got?

Speaker 5 (51:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (51:13):
So I worked for a design and build firm and
we have a cabinet supplier in California, and we the
girl didn't hear back from them for about a day,
and she asked me if it was yesterday in California
and if that was why she didn't hear back from them,
and it was. It got so bad as a girl,
it's three hours And I said, I'm gonna google it.

(51:35):
It was ridiculous. Yeah, let's California move to China.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
That's yeah, yeah, all right, that's a great story. Thank
you so much for Sharon.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Like I love that one. Let's go to uh Catherine, Hey,
good morning, Catherine.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
Good morning.

Speaker 10 (52:01):
How are you guys doing?

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Doing great?

Speaker 15 (52:03):
All right?

Speaker 2 (52:04):
So what's your bitch be tripping blonde moment story?

Speaker 15 (52:07):
Well, it's not only a bitch be tripping, it is
also a dairy embarrassing moment. So I had a huge
water bed and I'm talking huge. It had mirrors on
the top. I called it the free bed. Okay, so
I'm moving and I booked these movers. They come in,
We take the bed of part and everything's great, wonderful.
We get it to the new house. We have all
these pieces, all this stuff on the floor. And I

(52:28):
looked at both of the guys and I said, okay, boys,
let's get to screw in.

Speaker 14 (52:33):
I stopped for a second and I go, oh my.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
God, the bed and they were dying.

Speaker 15 (52:38):
And I'm sure the brains went really south at that moment.
But that was a super dumb moment.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
They got excited for a second though they were.

Speaker 15 (52:48):
Really happy for a minute.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Yet ye all the time, be tripping all the time.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
All right, Catherine, thank you for the call. Appreciates show
like bane Bye, alright bye. See we got some people
on the text. Two to nine eight seven. It was
mid January. I was in the checkout line at the Walmart.
This older lady was like, good morning, Happy holidays. I
guess I look confused since it was past Christmas, and
she goes, it's the King's birthday. This bitch me said Elvis.

(53:19):
Then the woman looked at me with disgust. This one
five six two. I asked my sister one time what
s u V stood for, and she said, super ultra vehicle.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Well, what does it stand for? Super all terrain vehicle SUV? Anybody, Sammy?
I got it?

Speaker 11 (53:39):
Sub al terrain vehicle, sub alter terrain, ultra alterrain, ultra rain.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
All right, uh, Morgan, let's ask you, Morgan. What does
s u V stand for?

Speaker 10 (53:53):
Oh god, sub ultra vehicle vehicle.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Yeah, you got to what's the one?

Speaker 5 (54:04):
What's the submissive?

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Superior menace? Come on, Doug, I thought that was a
good guys, Thank you?

Speaker 10 (54:13):
Is it sub?

Speaker 13 (54:14):
So?

Speaker 4 (54:15):
What would be sub of?

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (54:17):
Suburban utility?

Speaker 5 (54:24):
You mentioned it? I heard.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
You have my coffee?

Speaker 2 (54:29):
A what a reference to?

Speaker 12 (54:34):
What?

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Greg?

Speaker 6 (54:34):
Reference to a vehicle?

Speaker 4 (54:36):
All terrain vehicle activity? Activity? What about a U t V?
What about a ut What about law and order s
v U?

Speaker 6 (54:45):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Yeah that one?

Speaker 10 (54:49):
Victims in it?

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Did you say special victor? Okay, yeah, not sexual victims.

Speaker 13 (54:55):
Five.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
I was walking into an elevator while on my phone.
I noticed the doors had closed, but confused as to
why the elevator wasn't moving up for a moment, I
started to panic and wee thought I maybe have died.
But then I realized I just never pressed the button
to the floor. I needed to go, bitch, be tripped. Yeah, died, Yeah,
eight seven four wooding. That's eight seven seven forty four wooding, Gina,
grab what do you got?

Speaker 4 (55:16):
So we went to visit my mom not too long ago,
and she was sneezing and sounded horrible and said she
had allergies. And I was like, this sounds like COVID.
I don't have COVID. I don't have come like, okay,
I'm just just allergies. Okay. Everybody says that she comes
home thiss, just her COVID test out of the trash can,
slams it in front of me. It is like see,

(55:38):
I go, yeah, I see two lines you have COVID.
Oh I thought that meant I was fine. I thought
it was allergies. My bitch mother betripping.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
Yeah yeah read the directions? Yeah yeah, Well I mean
what does it say there?

Speaker 2 (55:51):
All right? What about you? Sammy?

Speaker 11 (55:53):
I had a friend who got into the fire department,
and our other friend is actually a guy had He
was like, yeah, so if you get an ember alert
call this guy and we were like, oh my god,
great joke.

Speaker 10 (56:05):
That's hilarious. He was dead serious. He was like, no,
the ember alerts that you get on your phone.

Speaker 11 (56:09):
And we were like, you mean the amber alerts for
children I get abducted.

Speaker 10 (56:14):
And he's like, oh, I thought that was for fires.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
Have fires in a blue suv.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
They should have ember alerts that.

Speaker 12 (56:27):
They do.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Yeah, it's not confusing at all.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
In the movie seven, everyone dies for committing one of
these seven deadly sins. In the scene where you see
the word gluttony written on the wall, my sister said, ooh,
gluten it's very simple. Bodn't be tripping eight seven, seven
forty four. What he text over to two two nine
eighty seven somebody said when they were in college, they're

(56:50):
on the phone with their mom.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
They saw a rainbow and they asked their mom.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
If she could see it. She lived two hours away.
All right, bitch, being tripping anybody else in the room
before I go to.

Speaker 6 (57:02):
So many these other ones, just throwing away brand new
things that I printed out.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Okay, yeah, how about this one.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
She doesn't do it now, But my wife used tide
pods by ripping them open and pouring them into the washing.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
She's not the only one.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
My boyfriend thought that Harriet Tubman was a railroad conductor
and the underground railroad was literally underground.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Oh wow, this is an adult should be tripping.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
A guy thought his car was stolen. Turned out he
had driven it across the street to buy soda, walked
home and forgot that.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
He moved it.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Whoops, bitch, be tripp But.

Speaker 6 (57:34):
Have you ever looked for something while you're holding it?

Speaker 12 (57:37):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Yes, yeah, I've looked for glasses while we are. Your
phones in your pocket and you're looking for it using
your glasses to find your glasses.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
There's one that says my husband was doing some minor
electrical work in our house. He told me the wire
was hot, and I asked him how long it would
take to cool down. Tripping, I asked my boyfriend to
get me a can of gas for the lawnmower, my
electric lawn.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
I literally face palmed as it came out of my mouth.

Speaker 6 (58:03):
I just remembered one of my favorite Woody Bitch be
tripping story when we were at a crowded, dark restaurant
and somebody asked Woody if he knew what time it was.
So he reaches into his pocket, takes out his phone,
puts his thumb on it so we can get some light,
and aims it at his watch.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Right.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
I said, you know, you could have just looked at
your bitch, be tripping that you just took out. My
first instinct is look at my watch.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
That's hilarious. That's like a dad move.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
This one says my mom and I went to rent
a center and he's gonna get a washer and dry
or something. We were looking at a set that sat
next to each other, you know, the top loader and
the sideloader traditional washer and dryer. We needed a stackable
washer and dryer. She was wondering, can I stack these?
I told her no, it's not the same kind. She
insisted that she was going to ask the employee, so

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she flagged down an employee asked the question do these stack?
The employee looked at her puzzled, Oh man, these do
not stack. Yeah, bitch, be tripping and open it. Yeah
eight seven seven four Woodie text over to two to
nine eight seven.

Speaker 9 (59:10):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
This one says this guy claimed that he couldn't get
his girlfriend pregnant while she was on antibiotics. As a
matter of fact, that give you, isn't it if you're
on birth control. Antibiotics can be weakened, yes, yeah, or
can weaken the effect of the birth control.

Speaker 10 (59:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (59:25):
You can for sure get pregnant if you take antibiotics
on birth control.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Yeah, let's see. My brother asked when I got pregnant
if he was going to be an aunt or an uncle.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
That's a good one.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
I guess he thought it mattered if it was a
boy or a girl. Bitch be tripping. Yeah, this segment
is amazing. She feels so much better about being a dumbass.
Went to Italy for a honeymoon with my first wife,
horrified by an American tourist who thought that a waiter
would understand her explaining that she was on vacation if
he spoke.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
Very loudly and slowly. Do you understand vacation?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
He does that?

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
That's not wrong though. That's the murder.

Speaker 7 (01:00:03):
That's the number one problem I have when people are
speaking other languages, they speak too fast and you but
if they spoke more slowly, I might understand.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
And yelp, yeah, yell a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
Well there we go, bitch be trip and everybody. Yeah,
thank you for your call, thank you for your text messages.
More what he shows next? Hang on, what are you
thinking here?

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Is Sammy?

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Okay, you're on the right track. It's a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
Here's a question for everybody in this room. Whether as
an adult or as a kid. Did you ever shoplift?

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Yes, yes, as a kid. As a kid, I would
have never adult.

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
No, I would never dream of doing it as an adult.
Oh inadvertently, inavertently.

Speaker 10 (01:01:00):
Yeah, I did it on accident as an adult as
a kid.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
On there, Yes, I did go back though. Oh, when
you have something under the cart.

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
No. I was at a Best Buy and I was
buying a computer bag and I had a backpack, so
I had it on my shoulder, and I had all
the other stuff that I was checking out with and
I was just doing my thing, paid for everything, and
I left. And this is the time that I was
carrying a bag around a lot, you know, because I
was like walking. Was that a walkable area of my neighborhood?
And didn't think about it until I got to the

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to the to the apartment and I'm putting everything down.
Oh my god, I think I've had this thing on
my shoulder the entire time, looked at the receipt Sure
as hell didn't have it on there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
So I walked back to the best Buy and uh
and paid for it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
But best Buy has the guy right there, and he
didn't catch you. No, he didn't mark your receipts.

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
No, Nope, just stood there at the cashier while, you know,
scanning my stuff and asking me if I have this stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Club card or what the best Buy card?

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
As a kid, you kind of pill for some stuff
from the farmer's market, you know, on your own. But
as an adult, I would just feel like a loose
the farmer's market.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Yeah, it's called as an adult.

Speaker 10 (01:02:08):
I accidentally stole a Mary Kate and n Ashley DVD.

Speaker 11 (01:02:11):
That had like I was an adult, because it was
in the front by my purse, because I took a
picture of it because it had like.

Speaker 10 (01:02:19):
Four different movies.

Speaker 11 (01:02:20):
It's like Holiday in the Sun and Billboard Dad and
all the good ones and all the good ones. So
I took a picture of it, just said to my
sister to be like our Friday Night's writing itself.

Speaker 10 (01:02:29):
And then it wasn't in the same area of the
cart and I was like Oh my god, I just
tole Mary Kate Nashley DVD.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
They're probably like, you know what, keep it, that's our gift.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
So of adults say they have shoplifted in about one
and twenty have done it within the last year.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
More than half of those who shoplifted were older than sixteen.
But shoplifters are hiding items on their body, purse bags,
or just walk right out of the store.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
I mean, that's what people do now, don't have to
hurt anything.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
As far as why they do it, nearly all of
the recent shop litters say they steal because inflation and
the current economy.

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
It's my fault.

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
A third shoplift because they can't afford the prices. Thirty
percent do it to help make ends meet, and twenty
seven percent say they steal to save.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
A few bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
Hey, at least they're honest.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
They're more likely to.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
Steal from big chain stores than the small mom and
pop shops. They say it's easiest to get away within
grocery stores, department stores, and convenience stores. The most commonly
stolen items are food and non alcoholic drinks, followed by clothing, accessories, makeup,
and cosmetics. Fifty two percent of shoplifters have gotten away

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with it, but forty eight have been caught in the act,
and after being busted, thirty three percent only got a warning,
twenty four percent arrested, twenty two percent banned from life,
oh damn, or banned for life from the store. Killed
they were killed.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Yeah, you are banned from life.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
Yeah, and then dead.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Here we go. This is my uh, this is my thing.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
Forty one percent have accidentally taken something without paying for it,
and half of them felt guilty, thirty two percent embarrassed,
but fifty one percent didn't bring it back to pay.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
For it or return.

Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
I say, I feel guilty, go back and pay for it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Yeah, just bring it, brings it back.

Speaker 6 (01:04:20):
Yeah, there's a way to handle it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Yeah, I have been.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
I felt like such a douche.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Yeah, it came in.

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
Said no, They're like, oh no, we would just really
appreciate you coming back. Yes, Yeah, it was just it
was an honest mistake, honest mi sake. Now your kid,
you're so noble as a kid. That was you know,
that was different from the game. Yeah, you could shake
the vending machine, get a couple extra treats, you know.

Speaker 12 (01:04:44):
Yeah, this is the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
I got some follow up bitch be tripping from the text.
This one says I lost my phone in my car.
I couldn't find it anywhere it was at night, so
I used my phone's like to look for it. Sure,
five minutes later, I realized it was in my hand
and I was using it to look full of my phone,

(01:05:11):
almost like you're hypnotized. Yeah, it's like, because I've literally
looked for keys while holding them. Yeah, it's kind of
the same thing as my watch thing. I'm so used
to look at my watch like, oh, let me see
you what talk? Of course the times right there on
the stupid phone. So I'm dumb, so dumb. This one
says one day, while driving with my girlfriend, we were
listening to some music. Night Moves by Bob Seeker came on.

(01:05:34):
She said, oh, this is the guy from Full House.
I laughed so hard I had to pull over to
avoid crashing.

Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
That's great.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
This one said I was making stew. I was peeling
my carrots and potatoes when I realized that I threw
away the carrots and the potatoes while the shreds were in.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
The boiling water.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
Delicious shreds.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
That's just a different way to do it, you know,
just a different delivery. My bitch be tripping is when
people use their remosse to lock the car and literally
hit the button compulsively, like ten times the explanation, so
it's locked extra just in case the first nine times
don't work.

Speaker 7 (01:06:14):
And bitch be tripping and it shows nearby thieves, you
better watch out. Yeah flash, yeah, I have viper, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
Bitchy Trippan story in the news, a woman in Florida
was hanging out with her boyfriend and she tried to
initiate some sexy time, some physical intimacy, but the dude
just wasn't interested, and then she got rejected again the
next morning when she tried to cuddle with them, and
that's when she snapped. She yanked him by the chest air,

(01:06:42):
scratched his face, broke his phone, and then bit him
on the forehead. Oh my, she was arrested and taking
the jail. Guess how she is, by the way, twenty
two years old.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
Well, sounds about right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Sounds about right.

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Bitch be tripping woman in Minnesota, a landlord got into
an argument with one of her tenants and through a
live tarantula Greg oh God, at the tenants she had
rented through one of the short term rental services, but
when the renter's contract was up, they refused to leave.
That's when she snapped, got into the argument and through
the live Tarantula along with a bunch of other junk good.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
At the renter. Yeah, okay, now I support it. The
cops were called. She was arrested for assault. He hand.
It really screwed herself because she was a candidate for
the county board.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
She's still running.

Speaker 7 (01:07:29):
And let's not forget that she once set up a
fake grinder account for an old boyfriend of hers. I
love sol eighty thousand dollars from an oldentist boyfriend of hers.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
This is the same chick girl.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
Yes, yeah, we did a whole little loose Oh that's
or whatever. I still follow She has just a smoking hotbot.

Speaker 10 (01:07:51):
But yeah the fake boops Yeah, yeah, the same, the one.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
With the proportionate body. Yeah, she's on that creemy. He
like dark eye, dark hair.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Yeah, Simonetti, Oh oh yeah yeah. Roommate Charantula. None the
clips are in there.

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
I was under the local news.

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
Got a roommate Tarandela, Yeah, I did today in local news,
all the all, the all the files are gone.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
What inside? It's an empty folder.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
Now, yeah, we've been hacked.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Oh there's two folders in here, maybe the other one.
Oh there we go. Ah yeah, yeah, here's the here's
the prior charges.

Speaker 16 (01:08:28):
Simonetti, who was the runner up in this Summers special election,
has faced a number of allegations in criminal and civil court.
She was charged with credit card fraud for more than
eighty thousand dollars worth of charges on her ex fiance's
credit card, but that was dropped when the embattled former
Woodbury dentist settled with Simonetti in civil court. Another ex boyfriend,
the father of Simonetti's child, currently has a harassment restraining

(01:08:49):
order against her. Court papers show allegations of assault, and
he accuses Simonetti of creating a phony grinder account using
his name and photo and messaging several men who then
showed up at his house expecting to hook up.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
You know there's t shirts that say Tarantula tosser with
her name under.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Well it's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
Oh she's leaning into it big time.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
Workers in China they were demoing an old house. They
called the bomb squad when they found a live grenade
because The ninety year old woman who lived in the
house found it in a field a while back, and
she'd been using it greg as a hammer.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
For the last twenty years.

Speaker 5 (01:09:28):
She told the police she was using it to hammer
nails and also as a nutcracker. She had used it
so much over the last two decades. The metal head
at the end was full of dents.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
They say.

Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
They were able to safely detonate the device and no
one was hurt. Trip, But you got this perfectly good grenade,
you know, why would you use anything else?

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
Hi, welcome back.

Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training, free, politically
correct world.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
We are the Woodies Show.

Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
Yeah, thank you for being here giving us some of
your valuable time today. Phones are open at eight seven
seven four Woodie. You can hit us up with the
text over to two to nine eighty seven after ours
voicemails in fact, I have a few that we can
go through here, and then of course the social media
at the Woodies Show email us email at the woodieshow
dot com. I mean, there's a lot of ways to

(01:10:25):
get a hold of us. A lot of things on
the Internet that you can find that which, by the way,
this hour. The Internet is a cesspool. There's some examples
that there's just a few things that I wanted to Yeah,
I just wanted to highlight because I mean, people all
the time have their two cents.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
We get to the crossroads, emails and things like that.

Speaker 5 (01:10:44):
But it doesn't matter what it is, and all the
different platforms, be it Facebook, any of the social media stuff,
or even if you go on on Reddit, Reddit seems
to be the worst. Yeah, usually that seems to be
where all like all the biggest trolls are.

Speaker 8 (01:10:58):
I disagree, it's Twitter by far.

Speaker 7 (01:11:01):
Twitter because for Reddit you have to, like you have
to go and find the specific thing you're you want
to talk about, which means you're usually a fan. But
with Twitter, it could just pop up on your timeline
anyway and you could be like, yeah, I know.

Speaker 6 (01:11:15):
I always do experiments with myself because when I look
at Twitter, I get depressed. Yeah every time, and I
think maybe today I won't and then I look at
Twitter for ten minutes and I'm like, I want to
jump off a break.

Speaker 8 (01:11:25):
Even if it's just nasty, yeah terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
Yeah, it's fine, I mean, but like if it is
it about you, no, not at all, but like every
just everything is next news is bad news, right, so
that's by definition and then it's enhanced.

Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
Right and it's just people hating on everything.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
Uh so we'll get to that coming up here later
on in the just a couple of zipt that I
found the more and Menace was looking for some stuff too,
just to uh to bring up. But yeah, we'll or
read a couple of those for you. Pretty pretty interesting
after ours voicemails eight seven seven four before. What are
the same number that you call in with during the show.
After the show, if you're listening on podcasts or whatever

(01:12:05):
it might be, you can always leave us a message
follow up on things. So we did that brag like
Sea Bass segment and this woman is following up with
hers hi show.

Speaker 14 (01:12:13):
This is Sarah, and I have a brag like sea Bass.

Speaker 15 (01:12:16):
In less than two weeks, my husband and I are
flying to Japan.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
There's your daily mention them Japan.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
Yeah, and going on a ten.

Speaker 15 (01:12:22):
Day Princess cruise around Japan, both our first time in
Japan and my.

Speaker 13 (01:12:26):
Husband's first cruise.

Speaker 14 (01:12:28):
But the best part is the kids will be staying
home and being watched by its grandma.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
It's going to be more excited.

Speaker 7 (01:12:34):
Bye.

Speaker 5 (01:12:37):
Look, any vacation minus kids, that's a vacation. Everything else
with kids, that's a trip.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
It's like a great one.

Speaker 7 (01:12:45):
Yeah, well I would. I've looked into that, but we
just don't. We don't have ten days off in a
row round here, but that's we can do it over
the holidays. We usually have at least ten days.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
Yeah. See that is cold.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
I want to be warm.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
I want to see the cherry blossoms.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
Yeah, okay cool. Let's see how would this one? This
is a cart nark related one.

Speaker 15 (01:13:04):
So I had a total moment today and aged Sevest
would be proud of me.

Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
So I was at Aldi and one.

Speaker 15 (01:13:10):
Thing I've never seen before was a cart left out
at Aldi.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
Really weird.

Speaker 15 (01:13:15):
It was parked by my car on the grassy parts.
I don't remember what cart narks calls that when they
park it there, but anyway, so I put my stuff away.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
I put my car back, and then I decided.

Speaker 15 (01:13:26):
To put that cart back and I got a free
quarter out of it because the quarter was you know,
still in it. So again, never seen the cart left
out at Aldi.

Speaker 13 (01:13:34):
And I got a free quarter.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
So that was cool.

Speaker 13 (01:13:36):
Anyways, thought about you guys.

Speaker 7 (01:13:37):
I love the show.

Speaker 6 (01:13:38):
I love all you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
Bye. Yeah, that's so as you worked out really well
for us because not only the people like to watch
the cart nark videos, but people think about us every
time they're at any place has a cart I.

Speaker 7 (01:13:48):
Mean your brain And to her point, yeah, I don't
even bother at all the because, like what she said,
if you even if someone doesn't want their quarterback, someone else.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Will usually grab it for you pretty damn quick.

Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
I want that quarter This is grass isn't always greener.
On the other side, we were talking about people like.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Oh, I can eat whatever I want. I don't gain weight.
I can't I try, and this person.

Speaker 6 (01:14:10):
Is, uh, you have something along those lines though, Wood,
what's that when.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
I shave, I look young?

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Wait, you look young? Episode? Do you but about it?

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
I wish I looked younger when you're clean shaven, I know,
but like, no, no, I'm always so young. Well no,
because the difference is it rules because it's the same
as the person who can't gain weight. Oh wait, can
I explain why it stefore? Okay, So when I shave
everything else around my face, hair, all the way down neck,

(01:14:46):
everything else looks older except I have that. You know
those people like I think Ralph Machio looks strange. Yeah,
like he said, the point out, it's always benefited him.
Your guy like Karate Kid Daniel L. Russo, it always
it looks fine for the longest, but now when you
see him, he's got this young face, but everything around
him looks super old older.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
It's kind of Benjamin Button.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Yes, yeah, and so and for those reasons. I don't
like it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
It's weird, but it's equivalent.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Yeah. Anyway, this guy says, the grass isn't always greener. Guys, Hey,
I was.

Speaker 13 (01:15:15):
Listening to your Guys show, and you know Greg and
what you were talking about how they wanted each other's hair,
and you know, you guys said that, God, if you
could do over, would you give me one thing. I
have a genetic pancreatic disorder that makes it so it's
extremely difficult for me to put on weight. So I'm
six and a half feet tall and I weigh one
hundred and sixty pounds.

Speaker 6 (01:15:35):
Rah.

Speaker 7 (01:15:36):
Yeah, no, it's a little really over six feet tall.
Yeahs you know, being so skary. Yeah, it does make
my dog.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Look here, that's true.

Speaker 13 (01:15:48):
And you know I eat will not necessarily eat, but
consume north of thirty five hundred calories a day.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Eat, Yeah, thirty five hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
How do I catch what he has?

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Where'd you go out to eat and have an app?

Speaker 13 (01:16:01):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
Cool?

Speaker 13 (01:16:02):
Just to maintain being really really skinny. And you know
a lot of times I'll be looking at social media
and I'll see these guys walking around with dad bods
and I'm like, ugh, I want that. You know, I
would much rather be uh fatter than I am than
be you know, the skinny. The grass is always greener
on the other side.

Speaker 5 (01:16:21):
Anyways, instead of your thirty five hundred calories, why don't you, like,
you know, kick it up to about nine thousand calories
a day.

Speaker 4 (01:16:30):
Everything it'll start coming out.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Yeah, have you heard of a milkshake?

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
It as Yeah, you.

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
Want to see how to game weight? Would just come
out and hang out with us. Don't have odd donut?
Have a dozen donuts?

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
All right? So?

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
Uh, Alicia writes in this is email at Woodieshow dot com,
hoy Woody Show, long time listener here, I've been listening
long enough before these thirsty dudes were chasing after Sammy
or the rate my baby. Now, I'm not a huge feminist,
but I am a huge fan of the show. For
the sake of entertainment, I would like to have Sea
Bass rate me.

Speaker 10 (01:17:00):
Alright.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
I personally consider myself as.

Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
Solid eight really and Sea Bass a solid four, but
just for issues and giggles, have him rate me. I'm
twenty seven. I'm not going to try to sell myself
as some perfect match for Sea Bass, because well, I
have standards. But I thought this would be fun. Image
number two is taken in Tokyo, and there's another daily

(01:17:22):
mention of.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
Japan for you. She does give herself a.

Speaker 5 (01:17:26):
Point, right there, Alicia from Alicia, here us go to
a picture here, all right, here's here's here's a picture
right here, Sea Bass at the middle there, yeap.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
I considering that she put the smiley face emojis on
the other one. She's not the giant orange head with this. Yeah,
she looks nice. Okay, it's like she's.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
At a Halloween party or something. Everyone's were in black.

Speaker 5 (01:17:48):
I don't think it's a halloween port on a funeral, no,
because she's got stuff crossed out in the background. It
looks like more of like a somewhat somewhat formal It's
like a decent.

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
Little like little she's cue there were she's fine it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
The thing that came to mind is like, yes, very
goodie gooding, Yes, goodie good we'll see that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
No a yeah, year a bad girl.

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
There's another picture where she's with some friends. Let's see
she's at Disneyland Paris.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
Oh boy, they'll go there.

Speaker 7 (01:18:19):
She's very girl. Next story, body's fine, she says. Her
shirt says retard. Yeah, well it's French, so.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
It's on retard.

Speaker 7 (01:18:28):
Oh yeah, I mean that's still not a cool shirt
to wear. Okay, so yeah, she's a Disney in Paris,
so that's down a point.

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
As an adult, that's like, what do you?

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
What are you?

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
What are you rating? She's you know, she's probably in
the seven range. I didn't. I need to see the
boobs obviously, if she must have sent some of those
photos in.

Speaker 8 (01:18:45):
Yeah, but I don't. She's very she's very nice. I
don't think she's off that she's seven and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Eight.

Speaker 7 (01:18:52):
No, I wouldn't not at eight, because you gotta think,
you gotta think about it's it's the standard deviation. And
when you look at that that big, that bubbly curve
at the standard deviation, when you get up to those
top few p standard deviations in the end, the eights
and the nines. That's a tiny fraction of people. You
see more boobs here, like she's got more like side profile.
Can also see more nose in that one too. Yeah,

(01:19:13):
if you're if you're looking for, I mean, she's you.

Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
Know what, She's nice, but I wouldn't kick her out of.

Speaker 12 (01:19:20):
It.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Seems like a nice mom type. Her style is terrible, alight,
what are you giving her menace?

Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Yeah, I agree? Bringing her back down to like a
seven probably.

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
That's not an insult to say seven.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Seven is a good, solid above average. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19:35):
Yeah, her power ranking says Greg, Oh my god, let's
get drunk together and you can totally fondle what little
boobs I have.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Okay, there you go. Well you should be higher on
the list.

Speaker 6 (01:19:47):
But O G.

Speaker 5 (01:19:48):
Female and fellow alcohol enthusiasts take the lead, and can
we please get more of the that's what's up news?

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
We just had another one recently like that That's What's
up menace is next in there. Hang in their little
buddy and stay safe near the railroad tracks, Morgan, because
I can both relate to her and wish I was
more like her. That's followed by Sammy. She represents the
basic bitch side of me and the listeners minus the
knitting ew ew. Then it was like Randy Cameron, Caroline

(01:20:20):
Bort King of Creep Sea Bass. You should be hiring
the list because of card narks. But like I said,
ow and then uh, let's see Julianne rest in Peace,
the animation team that puts together the animated podcast Dumbass
Tyler anybody else that I had forgotten and followed by
our old producer Christina. I used to have so much

(01:20:40):
to say about her, but now all I got is this,
thank god you got rid of Croatia's love child.

Speaker 7 (01:20:45):
So she's been aroun for quite a while. Listener basic,
what's her face?

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
Also, the Woodie Show More show podcast would be great.
Nip rip, slip drip, nip and rip whatever. That was
my love all in Alicia, and it is thank you
like her leash I bet Leashy. All right, Well, we're
gonna take a quick break. If you want to SendUS
an email email at the Woodieshow dot com. Otherwise after
hours voicemails eight seven seven forty four Woodie, We'll take

(01:21:13):
a break and then we're gonna come back. The Internet
is a cesspool. Just some of the stuff that people
are saying about the show and about people on the show.
And I also have this other person, Sea Best uh
saw this video and this is like this is what
the Internet's for, you know, Like who we called it?

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
What do we call the victim off? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:21:32):
It like everybody's trying to prove like what a victim
they are all the time it was victim off at
the OK Corrals.

Speaker 5 (01:21:38):
Yeah, and you can decide next to the bigger victim
is And then I'll give you some of this other
feedback too that is coming up after the break.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
You're on the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Hang on, Oh great, the costs are here. Okay, sit
tight for a few of the Woody Show. Will be
right back as soon as that he dies down. Okay,
come on, guys, fucking get down the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
Show.

Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
All right, welcome back. The Internet is a cesspool. We
know this, but just a couple of exempts. I would
be like I said, I got a few things here.
Do you want to hear the victim off video or
do you want to go right into what people are
saying about the Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Show, which which is more painful.

Speaker 5 (01:22:22):
They're all painful in their own way. It's just this
is more just to point out the ridiculousness of the Internet.
And you know, I've I give a lot of credit
to people who you know, they say and I don't
necessarily believe it, like when they have a radio show
or they're in the public eye in some way that
they never read that stuff. And I guess I find

(01:22:42):
it more entertaining than most people.

Speaker 12 (01:22:43):
Do.

Speaker 6 (01:22:44):
You definitely do yeah, yeah, yeah, but let's do the
show stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:22:48):
Yeah, you want to do show stuff first, Let's have
some fun. Okay, Well, this one just simply says the
Woody Show sucks. Donkey balls what he looks like he
drinks butter?

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
What a cow?

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
I hate butter.

Speaker 7 (01:23:01):
Recently, I was like I was craving something saltick of it? Well,
I kind of took a knife and scraped like nothing salty,
nothing salting.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Wow you have your period or something like yeah? That
and like what is it like?

Speaker 7 (01:23:16):
Like you were just like t like all of a sudden,
you were craving a salt. That's always I always want,
Like that's my thing is I want crunchies? Likes are perfect,
but they're terrible for you, so I don't keep them
in the house.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
But you're always eat butter.

Speaker 5 (01:23:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's very paleo, very menaces. Word of
the day should be semi glue tide burn.

Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
Okay, I agree, Like bring it up.

Speaker 5 (01:23:38):
The show is sucking bad on the content board report
more like torture report board. Forgot to include himself on
his own segment. He also mispronounced his own name as
the worst employee of the month.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
Maybe he's a nice guy in a hard work or
but I can't stand listening to him on the air.

Speaker 4 (01:23:55):
Something there.

Speaker 5 (01:23:56):
Morgan is very fake. She also lies and says stupid
thing like her mom is ugly. I really dislike her,
but you know her mom.

Speaker 7 (01:24:04):
Yeah, it's a lot Morgan's dad yeahous.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Yeah, maybe her mom's like a real dog faced bit. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:24:11):
Maybe if she was nineteen, her pick me personality would
make sense, but she's thirty.

Speaker 7 (01:24:16):
I hate that that that phrase because gets thrown around
a lot, and it's basically it's saying it's a version
of you're a bad gay Greg because you don't you
don't act like every other like I see gay people
acting because Morgan doesn't act like he wants like other girls.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Therefore, it's not just her personality, it's not she's being She's.

Speaker 5 (01:24:35):
Being pick me Internet cesspool, always loving what he is
on vacation and not the rest of the show.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
I can't stand Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:24:43):
His opinions are stupid, he refuses to see other points
of views, and he just overall seems kind of dumb.
That's all true even on the iTunes ratings, like one
star review from snow White. I'm sorry show White, who
says bad show lacks entertainment and appeal. The host is
a sweat hog, with the rest of the cast being

(01:25:04):
the fecal matter in his hoofs wasn't the sweat hogs
from Steaks and Supplement? Says wood He's morbid. Obese physique
has diffused into his ego and after four years of
almost daily listening, I'm out lose some weight, Woody. Too

(01:25:25):
much fat in that brain on red if there was
a whole thread? Is there any adult who actually enjoys
listening to The Wooden Show? Sammy, please stop. I get
it that she's speaking up more on the show now,
but she's so ingrading and annoying all she does is
agree in cape for Woody or offer her ignorant opinions.

(01:25:46):
Bort too, but he's less annoying.

Speaker 13 (01:25:50):
Thing.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
That's not necessarily a new thing. I am. I am
hearing it more. I've been hearing it more recently.

Speaker 4 (01:25:59):
Is that like flying in like a superhero with your cape?

Speaker 13 (01:26:02):
Is?

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
Yeah, you're taking up for blindly defending. I don't doing
that for Woodie.

Speaker 11 (01:26:08):
No, No, she does it for a lot of dumb things,
but not for sure, right you guys, Yeah, constantly accused
me of doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
But yeah, why is Menace even on the radio.

Speaker 5 (01:26:18):
The dude has zero voice talent, He produces no content
at all, and the show's social handles are a joke.
It's not like he's a good social media director. Their
Facebook page has fifty thousand followers for an effing naturally
syndicated radio show.

Speaker 4 (01:26:34):
No, it just seems.

Speaker 5 (01:26:35):
It just seems frustrating to listen to somebody with so
little talent adopt such a boss like mentality. He doesn't
deserve it. And then there was a follow up to
that agreed, and I really can't stand Menace for a
guy so dumb he speaks on topics he does Jack.

Speaker 7 (01:26:51):
Ish about Look, that might be true, but we have
over one hundred and fifty thousand followers.

Speaker 4 (01:26:56):
One idiot and then and there's.

Speaker 5 (01:27:00):
Another one talking about your videos that you post online
when you're out events. They go, why does his idiot
never know what to do with his hands? He already
looks stupid, but the fact that he's like constantly just
clapping his hands, he looks like.

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
A stand.

Speaker 13 (01:27:16):
U.

Speaker 5 (01:27:16):
That is one thing like when you like when most
people TV person to know what to do with your hands,
what to do because you're thinking, like, oh, I got
to move my hands.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
I got to do something. It's not necessarily something that
looks natural awkward stand there.

Speaker 4 (01:27:27):
Still it's very ricky, Bobby, I don't know what to
do with my.

Speaker 5 (01:27:32):
Let's see on to Morgan. I hate Morgan so much.
I did find busher Bear tolerable, but she's not as
interesting as what he thinks she is.

Speaker 7 (01:27:42):
Yeah, and I think Busher Bear might be her best
segment yet because there's so many ways it can go.
You can really you really get to pick people's brains.

Speaker 5 (01:27:50):
I tune out the moment they say another Morgan segments
on the way. I think Morgan is pretty boring. All
of her content is repetitive.

Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
It's the same person.

Speaker 5 (01:28:00):
I feel like all of her segments are supposed to
be like sea basses, but just not funny.

Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
You know what youk before you can run.

Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
This one says, I don't get why what he is
so miserable. He has a wife who is way too
hot for him, despite him being morbidly obese. He has
a successful, high paying show despite having very little talent.
I think I've explained that one before. It has nothing
to do with my job. I love my job, and
I love a lot of things about my It has
nothing to do with my wife or anything else. It's

(01:28:27):
all me on me, right, That's that's what it's all about. Like,
that's where my anything I'm miserable about, That's what it's about.
And he got with his wife when he was skinnier,
so yeah, yeah, that is also true. Now, so when
we got married, when we got married, when we were dating,
and we were married, then I was skinny. But when
we met, because we were friends for years, I was fat.

(01:28:49):
Then I was fat and then got scared.

Speaker 8 (01:28:52):
Did give you a chance until he got skinned?

Speaker 7 (01:28:54):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
Because you know, I just I found this a fun fact.

Speaker 5 (01:28:57):
I just learned about my wife the first time ever.
We've been married for sixteen years.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
There.

Speaker 5 (01:29:02):
I like, when we first met, she was dating a
guy who turned out to be gay and big long
term relationship guy trying to be gay. I was in
my first marriage at the time. Turns out that guy
that she dated trying to be gay? What was the
second boyfriend who turned out to be gay?

Speaker 8 (01:29:18):
Right now?

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
Why are you tricking women?

Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
I don't know, see another one on me.

Speaker 5 (01:29:25):
He always rails against people acting like children with their
hobbies but an interest, but is known to throw intense
timber tantrums over small things like football games, often.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
Throwing things and breaking things when things don't go his way.

Speaker 7 (01:29:38):
Now, that has been a long time, right, ten years?
That was the last Steelers Super Bowl. My son was like,
he was like maybe one or two at the time.
So you've calmed down since then?

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Yeah? Oh yeah, that was the last thing like you
threw were destroyed?

Speaker 5 (01:29:52):
Oh for a football game? Oh years and years and years.
That might have been the last one. What about other things?

Speaker 11 (01:29:58):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:29:59):
Well, yeah, here I smashed headphones, keyboards. Yeah, the keyboard
was even a long time ago. Last smashed where a
set of headphones My headphones, not station property, my own stuff.
But still I'm not taking up for I'm not saying
that's like respectable behavior.

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
Yeah, no, I get it, all right. So there's a
there's a couple of things. There's a couple of things.
There's a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
Okay, now to the victim off So this is a
video that that Sea Bass found. Who is the bigger
this was?

Speaker 7 (01:30:29):
We pick up, as we do with many of these videos,
after the initial offense. So what has happened? But we
the best we can understand is there's two Well, there's
a woman walking down the street of New York. Another
person who claims says they're a trans woman, says that
the woman walking bumped into them, like she kind of
shoulder checked them or whatever, but not they just say

(01:30:49):
it was kind of an accident. And the trans person
is now angry at the woman who's videotaping because that
woman has not apologized to stop and yell number one
spend time on that, and then the trans person says that, oh,
you know, you're not nearly the victim.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
I am, and you should.

Speaker 5 (01:31:08):
So basically turned into an argument who's the bigger victim
the woman, the woman who's black or the woman who.

Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
We haven't even talked about that point. Yeah, the person
videoing is an African American female.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
So who is the bigger victim? Here's how that went
ran into me. Because you're a transformer. Then you're having
a trance friends, So why did you walk there and
me like that?

Speaker 15 (01:31:29):
You're looking for problems and you're a purpose togize it,
yain am I.

Speaker 4 (01:31:33):
So I'm going to give you a minute and then
I'm going to call the cops.

Speaker 14 (01:31:36):
You was going in that direction and now you're following
me to this location, and I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:31:40):
Going to stand here for one minute'stagonized.

Speaker 5 (01:31:43):
Okay, what's You're a black woman calling what transforman?

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
And I just want what's your name? I want you
to think about that.

Speaker 7 (01:31:50):
Okay, Okay, I want you to think about it. In
other words, I know that you're you're a victor. You're
a victim just by the how you were born parent.
By the way, have you ever been to New York.
The streets of New York are pretty congested. You gotta
be the sidewalks like you're gonna bump into somebody whether
you want to or not. You shoulder bruises, right, So,
so the trans person there is saying, well, guess what,
I know you're you're a victim, but I'm I'm higher

(01:32:12):
on the victim thing than you are, So how dare
you call the cops on me for talking to you?
And then and then the things. But the trans person
isn't getting their way, so escalates from that, just intensifying.

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
You hit me.

Speaker 4 (01:32:25):
It's Henny, It's not honey anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
Bitch, it's not honey, bitch.

Speaker 4 (01:32:32):
We're just gonna patiently wait for the cops.

Speaker 15 (01:32:34):
Yes we are.

Speaker 4 (01:32:35):
This is getting You're a hypocrite?

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Is a liberal?

Speaker 4 (01:32:40):
Yeah PTSD bitch?

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
Okay, so the T word.

Speaker 5 (01:32:50):
So, I mean, I think by the way I think
the woman, I think she handled this very calmly, way
more calmly than I would think most people.

Speaker 6 (01:32:59):
Just point out, hey, I didn't mean to walk into you,
and I also walk.

Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
Away right, yeah, you know that's always an option.

Speaker 7 (01:33:05):
But now the the the person who's angry here, the
trans person has now taken off their wig that's on
the ground. Now we've thrown out another victim car that
they have PTSD uh huh, and that and then the
trans person assumes that the other person is a liberal
person on account of sheet of her of her gender,
and her racial identity.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
I have things, yesd from being assaulted by people like you. Oh,
am I that I need an insecure that's a good,
bad chat. I mean an African American lady. I'm mad,
you know you people, And by that, I mean.

Speaker 13 (01:33:42):
Am I that I need insecure?

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
I'm not a vacist swear you're gonna faces transform.

Speaker 4 (01:33:51):
Attached you on sidewalk.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
He assaulted me on the sidewalk.

Speaker 4 (01:33:56):
I think I see lights coming down.

Speaker 5 (01:33:58):
Okay, yeah, assaulted that was bumped into, yeah, you know
exactly the cops And she's like, oh great, yeah, but
that was the best move that she could have ever done.

Speaker 7 (01:34:07):
Is once the trans person didn't even say anything racist necessarily,
but it was in their brain and just be quiet,
let them stew in it and talk their own way
deeper and deep.

Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
Yeah, I didn't say anything.

Speaker 5 (01:34:24):
Well, let's seas can have one more clip for us
after the break, and we're gonna take a quick break.
The the internet is a cesspools. Indeed, if you're looking
this three on something fun, it's a it's always.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
There for you, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:34:36):
Yeah, never disappoints.

Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
More shows next, hang on.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
Never smoke break that cigarettes or smoking hands. The show
turns in a second.

Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
Actually, I understand what you're saying. You just don't know
what the hell you're talking about.

Speaker 7 (01:34:50):
This is the show, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:34:54):
So we were talking about just the cesspool that is
the Internet. I read you some of the stuff. I mean, yeah, look,
it's it's all the time. If you have any kind
of like a public facing job, I mean, look, it's
gonna be out there.

Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
Not everybody's gonna love you.

Speaker 5 (01:35:09):
Yeah, everybody's gonna love you, and and your nasty opinion
doesn't necessarily make somebody like stop in their tracks and go,
oh well wait a minute, let me change everything to
police this person because his every day you're gonna hear
and see stuff like that. Uh So, then we also
went through that last clip where was the trans woman
on the sidewalk flipping out because that uh yeah bumped
into you know this, this other person who was on

(01:35:32):
the sodwek bumped into this person and they were in
front of what should be a happy place.

Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
Man, I say, Korean fried chicken barbee.

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Yeah, extra crispy and extra juicy. So I'm not thought
it was yeah, waste time. So we're just talking about that.

Speaker 5 (01:35:44):
Now. There's also one more clip another thing that you
can find on the cesspool that is the internet.

Speaker 7 (01:35:48):
And I don't know as much about how this started,
but a woman who's in a uniform from Wendy's. She's
got the Wendy's T shirt. Okay, she she doesn't like
that this guy's recording her. We don't know why, we
don't know what happened beforehand. So she said, stop recording,
stop recording, stop recording. And one way to do that
is to run up and slap the man's phone out
of it. That's how it starts, all right there, it

(01:36:13):
goes okay before.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
That record that.

Speaker 7 (01:36:15):
So he doesn't stop recording. So she walks to her car,
starts up her car, and grabs her gone, oh right,
and then but then she fires a one morning shot
and then a second shot into the man.

Speaker 12 (01:36:28):
OKAYRD shove leg.

Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
Right, Brah.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
He is about as.

Speaker 7 (01:36:52):
Someone who has guns pulled on him. It's not smart
to stay when someone pulls a gun on you. You're
not a pussy. If you then move out of the work, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
I would run, yeah, but it doesn't sound like it's that, bade.
I mean, listen to this guy just got shot. You
might like it.

Speaker 7 (01:37:07):
He's not crying, he's not gasping for area whaling. He's
doing a good job of recording. Are you getting the
license plate all that stuff? That's yeah, that's fine and
all seems good to me. Yes, so I guess I
got Maybe I'm wrong?

Speaker 5 (01:37:21):
All right, Well, if you find some good stuff, you
can always send it to us email at the woodieshow
dot com phones are open eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
What he text us over to two two nine eighty seven,
will be right back. He and Kry We just found a.

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
Really gross video on the internet.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
We got to check it out.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
What do you show next?

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
Okay? Please again?

Speaker 5 (01:37:39):
So tomorrow, Menace and Bort, they're gonna be at the
second location, the grand opening of the second Raising Canes
location in Murrietta.

Speaker 8 (01:37:48):
This is it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:48):
Uh, let's see. I want get the address right here.

Speaker 5 (01:37:50):
To eight zero two zero, yes, twenty twenty Yeah, Clinton
Keith Road. That's from two to four pm tomorrow, So
Medicine Board, they're gonna be out there, theme park giveaways,
concert giveaways, and some woody show merch. That's tomorrow. Wow,
what a lucky place, Marietta. Yeah to raising Canes locations.

Speaker 4 (01:38:10):
The right one, yes, and Menace Yeah, and boards. Oh
that's tomorrow two to four p The Woody Show. Alright,
welcome back everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:38:25):
It is Tuesday. It's August thirteenth. Today is a National
Prosecco Day. You know what I had for the first
time in a long time. It was a little after
dinner drink that they brought around, like on the house
after dinner. I guess no Italian restaurant.

Speaker 6 (01:38:42):
Oh h.

Speaker 5 (01:38:44):
Limicello, Yes, dude, super tangy, yeah, super wow sweet, kind
of like you know, like just hit your your glands
aside the glands, just get that land hit.

Speaker 7 (01:39:00):
You know who loves Bailey's, greg are the British. I
saw the cruise of ninety percent British people. Multiple times.
People would to just walk up order two, three four Bailey's.
They kind of pass it around chocolate milk.

Speaker 6 (01:39:14):
Yeah, the first time. If you've never had it, it's shockingly.

Speaker 7 (01:39:19):
Or something I say I never make I'll never make
it an home because I drink the whole thing, but
have them on you know, at a beach or on
a cruise.

Speaker 4 (01:39:25):
That's why I have a mud side as a treat.
Creamy alcohol yeah, like.

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
For Bailey. What do you think about port Greg?

Speaker 14 (01:39:33):
What is that?

Speaker 7 (01:39:34):
I like it?

Speaker 2 (01:39:35):
Wine?

Speaker 6 (01:39:35):
It's a it's a wine red.

Speaker 5 (01:39:38):
A lot of people after it's real like consent. They
put it in a little tiny glass.

Speaker 6 (01:39:43):
Yeah, it comes in a small bottle.

Speaker 4 (01:39:45):
Is it almost like brandy at that point?

Speaker 6 (01:39:47):
Kind of? It can be insanely strong, but it's good
for sipping. Yeah, you're that's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:39:52):
For stomach stuff. Have you ever had for net?

Speaker 12 (01:39:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
That was really big. It was real big a few
years ago. It's like basically drinking tree bark. Oh yeah, good.
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:40:04):
It never gives me like buzz or anything like that.

Speaker 5 (01:40:07):
Today is National Flette Mignon Day.

Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
Oh yeah, as a menace. Flan likes a good filette folette.

Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
Yeah, Filet mignon folette. It's a left handers day and
Women's and Family Day.

Speaker 6 (01:40:23):
Women's and Family okay, sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
Women's and Family.

Speaker 4 (01:40:27):
Congratulations us.

Speaker 5 (01:40:29):
We got a couple of entertainment headlines. Oh, by the way,
take a number and get in line, ladies. This guy
New Jersey just set a world record by playing World
of Warcraft for three days straight. He I'd like to
be able a world record holder that sounds short quite frankly.
He played for seventy eight hours and thirty minutes. The
previous record was just over fifty nine hours, so he

(01:40:49):
beat it by almost a full day.

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
Almost seabats.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
There's probably a ton of people that did it unofficially. Yeah,
in like a diaper.

Speaker 5 (01:40:58):
Well, you got a five minute break every hour, which
he mostly spent eating and playing with his dogs, but
he didn't sleep at all, and he ended up with
eighty minutes of unused rest time is rest time in
the in world of warcrefs, I don't know. Deadpool and
Wolverine continues to kill It made so far one point

(01:41:18):
zero two nine billion dollars at the global box office
so far, because it just made like another fifty million
dollars this past weekend, on its way to becoming the
highest grossing R rated movie of all time around the world,
which is currently Joker, so dead pulling Wolverine one point
zero two nine Joker one point zero seven nine.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
And it seems like a done deal.

Speaker 8 (01:41:42):
Shout out to whoever added a player to my microphone.
I walked in speaking a dead Pool. There was Deadpool.
Uh yeah, jack in the box, it's a jack in.

Speaker 7 (01:41:50):
The box antenna, which no one has antennas anymore. So, yeah,
good kids back in the nineties Jack in the box.
They're little like those.

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
Oh yeah, white about that?

Speaker 8 (01:41:59):
Uhuh.

Speaker 7 (01:41:59):
You used to give Tenna toppers to people and they
put them as free advertising. Well they've re released a
Deadpool version with a little Deadpool mask on it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:06):
Yeah, you can get it useless, Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
Well they were smart they put a little like ornament.

Speaker 4 (01:42:11):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
Did you get that from us? You know, it's a
lot about it first, not a sponsor, but could be. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:42:22):
Disney announced a bunch of new movies this week, and
yeah there D twenty three Expo, which, for those of
you who aren't Disney adults. D twenty three is the
ultimate Disney fan club convention. It's like Comic Comba, just
for Disney stuff, the movies. They rolled out stuff for
Toy Story five. I guess the toys are gonna have
to compete with personal electronic devices because.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
That's all the kids toyist.

Speaker 5 (01:42:43):
There's also going to be a Frozen three, z Utopia two,
The Incredibles three, and a live action Stitch movie. They
also announced the nine inch Nails. They're gonna be the
composers of the Tron soundtrack and Trons coming out. There's
also a teaser trailer for the new live action Snow
with Rachel Ziegler in Galgadont and those GCI Dwarfs. Inside

(01:43:05):
Inside Out is getting a new spinoff series for Disney
Plus called Dream Productions. It'll come out next year. And
the Rock was there got the new Moana to Trust.

Speaker 8 (01:43:18):
He's also working on something else. Did you get catch
that Monster Jam movie Monster Trucks?

Speaker 2 (01:43:24):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (01:43:25):
Hell?

Speaker 4 (01:43:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:43:25):
As far as the parks go, they announce some expansions
in Disney World in Orlando. Hollywood Studios is getting a
Monster's Inkland, Magic Kingdom is going to get a Villain's
Land and two cars rides in California. California Adventures getting
two new rides. In Avengers Campus. There's going to be
a Cocoa ride and an Avatar Land. Disneyland we'll get

(01:43:46):
for the first time at Walt Disney Audio Animatronic. The
show is called Walt Disney and Magical Life. I saw
like a video this. It looks pretty pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (01:43:55):
Call of presidents.

Speaker 5 (01:43:56):
Yeah, but like we're realistic, and that's going to play
at the the Main Street Opera House, check out My
Magical Life. Yeah, Warner Brothers Discovery shut down the Cartoon
Network website as a cross cutting move. Now, Paramount did
something similar earlier this summer because they shut down the
Comedy Central website and they took down this was the

(01:44:17):
headline of this one, the MTV News archive. So all
those old stories throughout the years of MTV News gone. Yeah,
they're just not hosting it. And that somehow, you know,
saves the money from you know, you needing all that space.
But a Warner Discovery spokesperson added at the Cartoon Network
cable channel that will continue to air eleven hours of
programming from a six am to five pm every days.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
The rest I thought it was all I thought it was.

Speaker 5 (01:44:43):
All cartoons like all the time, I guess not infomercials.
Country singer Morgan Walland had Mike Tyson and Tom Brady
join them for his famous walkout he did before his
Vegas show.

Speaker 8 (01:44:56):
It's something interesting happened because I got ripped so hard
by one of our listeners saying that because the last
one that he did the walk out with he was
wearing the number seven, uh jersey jersey.

Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
Yeah, raiders. So the one that he did.

Speaker 5 (01:45:09):
And by the way, just so in case anybody wanted,
whenever he performs or wherever he's at, he gets a
couple of the most famous famous athletes from that area.

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
The join ups.

Speaker 5 (01:45:16):
That's why when he was in Kansas City was Patrick
Mahomes and Travis Kelsey. He walked out in a red
and it said Wallin on the back. But he walked
out in a red Chiefs jersey. It had the number seven,
so people were saying that it was a Harrison Butker Jersey,
and certain people repeated.

Speaker 8 (01:45:29):
That on the air, and then I said, I said that,
and then Texas Sex and he always wears the number seven.
But then when he walked out with this one, he
wasn't wearing number seven.

Speaker 4 (01:45:40):
It was like eighty eight or something.

Speaker 5 (01:45:41):
Yeah, it was something else. So maybe he learned no
more number seven. Maybe, like maybe that scared him straight.

Speaker 7 (01:45:47):
The bigger or the bigger thing about that was that
Tom Brady was wearing a Raiders hat. Yeah, but he's
considering buying a minority consider. I believe when he's when
he retired, Sammy, he said, I will always be a Patriot.

Speaker 10 (01:45:58):
Okay, the Raiders.

Speaker 5 (01:46:00):
Also he's part owner of the Vegas w NBA team.
No he is, he's of the Vegas. No, the Raiders,
but like that's what he's trying to do. He's trying
to buy a part of the Raider.

Speaker 8 (01:46:11):
He's really going hard for it because over at the
Fontainebleau Hotel and Casino they're making like the like his family.
I don't know history like celebration Hall of Fame thing
all about Tom Brady there.

Speaker 5 (01:46:28):
Oh, by the way, you know, who's a real prick,
Lebron James. I've always heard different things. There have been
stories for years about what a jerky is in person,
and the latest example of that is how he snapped
this kid who was just standing there. He wanted a
picture as Lebron was like getting out of this car
and walking to an after party, and there was it
wasn't like he was like like anywhere where anybody else

(01:46:50):
wasn't There were people that were standing back. There was
a clear path from the car to the place, and
the kid was basically he had his hand out. He
just shake his hand and goes, excuse me, Lebron, you know,
and and like a Lebron snaps on him and then
there's like walks walks away. Dude, I have it up
on my whatever they call it now, Twitter x whatever
at Woody s HW. It's the most recent post on there.

(01:47:12):
And people after watching that, they're like, wow, what a dick?

Speaker 4 (01:47:16):
Are they just discovering this about Lebron?

Speaker 5 (01:47:18):
Well no, but like when you really see it, you
can hear stories or whatever, but then when you see
it as to a kid, you know, like all you
wanted was a picture. He was walking to some like
after party like Team USA, you know, won the gold medal,
so back home and so now he's like, dude, what
a douchebag?

Speaker 2 (01:47:34):
What a douchebag?

Speaker 4 (01:47:35):
That sucks?

Speaker 7 (01:47:36):
I mean, yeah, again with Menace on this one, it's
he just has a long history of like he will
he'll pretend to be putting on a crown. He called
himself the kid this stupid thing or throwing the chalk
in the air, which does nothing, and he just like,
I want to have a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:47:50):
He's like that that thing that that part has been
doing that his whole career. But the MP agreed, but
he's pp he's been Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:47:59):
Didn't he try to mark Taco Tuesday?

Speaker 5 (01:48:01):
Try to trade's stupid? On top of that, Yeah, also
already hates white people, so that was one of the
things everybody's to the little white kid that was asking
for the picture, He's like, well, it should be no
surprise because he hates white people.

Speaker 4 (01:48:13):
Oh ship, that was allegedly.

Speaker 2 (01:48:16):
I don't know him at all. I'm not saying that's fact.
Believable but not fact.

Speaker 4 (01:48:23):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:48:24):
It's shivery. We're gonna it's Shiversday.

Speaker 4 (01:48:28):
We're gonna sit because she was like, it's Shivers Day,
and you know we don't do birthday all right.

Speaker 5 (01:48:33):
The celebrity birthday today. Danny Bonaducci is sixty five years
old today. Oh, speaking of an NBA player, so he
plays for the Clippers. DeMarcus Cousins is thirty four, John Slattery,
Roger Sterling on Mad Men, if you watch that show
sixty two today, Sebastian Stan the Winter Soldier in the
Marvel Cinematic Universe forty two today, and Kevin Tige, John

(01:48:59):
Locke's father unlost and if you want to go way back,
he was the owner of the Double Douce Bar and roadhouse.

Speaker 4 (01:49:06):
Yeah, man, he's eighty years old today.

Speaker 5 (01:49:08):
And then your porno birthday is Dolly Lee and she
sucks longer and harder than a foreign film with subtitle
one Man's Opinion. And she's done so in two hundred
and forty one fine films, including Blowing the Skin Flute.
She was in Sex Hungry Secretary, also tag teaming My
Hot Wife Volume one. She was in Harry Hustler, also

(01:49:31):
group Sex is the Best Sex and Greg, here's something
to add to your watch list. She was fantastic in
bush Sniffing Yoga Lesbians. Bush sniffing, bush sniffing, not even sniffing,
it's sniffing, Yeah, yo, bush sniffing yoga les very specific.
That is Dolly Lee, who is thirty three years old today,

(01:49:53):
and that is your porno birthday, your celebrity birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:49:55):
Is just a little Tuesday looks.

Speaker 5 (01:49:56):
See what's happening and what people were talking about out
of the world of entertainment. We're gonna take a quick break.
We got some more Woodies show that's coming up for
you next.

Speaker 4 (01:50:04):
Hang on, do you ask for an answer? I gave
you a question.

Speaker 7 (01:50:07):
No show.

Speaker 1 (01:50:10):
Beck in a bit boiler wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:50:15):
And time to wrap up and get the hell out
of here, everybody. So Tuesday morning in the books. It
is The Woody Show. Find the full show podcast by
going to the Woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:50:26):
See what do we do today?

Speaker 5 (01:50:27):
We have the Menace worth today Always good adding another
word to MENACE's vocabulary, at least for that split second,
at least for the moment. Also all the Bitch Be
Tripping' the Blonde Moment, stories, calls, texts, all that kind
of stuff. Once again, a fun segment. If you're thinking
about one after the fact, maybe you listen on the podcast.
You want to leave us one, you can do that

(01:50:48):
on the after hours voicemail atime after ten am until
we get on the other next morning. You could leave
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four Woody some of the treading news headlines, porn, birthday
and more. It's all there Tuesday podcast. Just go to
the Woodi Show dot com. Coming up for you on Wednesday.
Greg loves hoarders. He doesn't think it's a mental disorder.

(01:51:12):
He says, it's just plain laziness. It's a gross lazy slob. Well,
there's this one person and our friend Gina grad was
telling us about this person. This is a Barbie hoarder.

Speaker 4 (01:51:25):
Yeah, this guy he fancies himself a collector and he
calls his house a museum. But this is definitely borderline
mental illness.

Speaker 5 (01:51:34):
Okay, oh god, all right. Barbie part is mental illness
is a guy. Yeah, but the hoarding part, oh, that's
just pure laziness awful. And then also Metis just happened
to run into he was out, you were out somewhere,
and he ran into like a Barbie convention.

Speaker 2 (01:51:49):
I was out of town and I saw it on
the news and then I looked over and I was
by it. So it's like, you know what, I'm gonna
pop in, and this guy might have been there.

Speaker 5 (01:51:56):
So he just happened to have his microphone ready to go,
and he was talking to some of these Barbie enthusiasts,
and of course they're buying all kinds of stuff, just
like comic con does. And how we do how much
do you pay for that nerd crap? Tomorrow We're gonna
play how much for that Barbie crap?

Speaker 2 (01:52:09):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:52:10):
Yeah, so we got that and more tomorrow Wednesday here
on The Woody Show. In the meantime, after hours, voicemails
or give us a follow on social media. You can
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Anything you'd like to add now, Greg Gory Party words
of wisdom.

Speaker 6 (01:52:30):
Please Yeah, Dove ice cream bars taste way better than
their soap. Just remember, I honestly don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:52:42):
I doubt it. Look that up.

Speaker 5 (01:52:44):
Think it is.

Speaker 2 (01:52:47):
They make lotions and then also chocolates.

Speaker 5 (01:52:52):
Is that where they Okay, so look they're building their
own models, so they get them hooked on the chocolate.
They fatten them up because they're the first person to
put fat chicks in their commercial.

Speaker 4 (01:53:00):
There you go.

Speaker 8 (01:53:03):
Different companies possible, but they're able.

Speaker 2 (01:53:06):
To have the trademark, they're able to share it because
it's completely different, different goods. Yeah, all right, good to know,
just because it doesn't mind.

Speaker 5 (01:53:16):
All right, all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory,
thank you so much for giving the show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know we LOVELD appreciate
you for that. The rest of guys could suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Wednesday. You have yourself
a great day. S M D double M.

Speaker 2 (01:53:29):
I quit this bitch,