The Woody Show August 19th 2024 Podcast

Weekend Cheers and Jeers, Greg's Wine Taste Test, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is the dune to the graphic nature of this program.
Listen to this question, is it lies?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Shows. The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Good morning everybody, everybody. It is a fresh new week,
brand new week ahead of us. We get to be
here on a Monday morning. Greg, Yeah, that's right, we
got to It is August nineteenth, twenty twenty four. Welcome
to it. We are the Woody Show. I'm Woody. That
is the equally excited Greg Glory. No, good morning, menace to.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
You.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
We got Sea Bass who was on his way back
from the Gathering of the Juggalos. He is back in town,
but he just hasn't arrived here to the station yet.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, he has to put his makeup on.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
He's got a shower, is what he's got to do?
Delights himself or what do they call that? La laos?
And yeah, probably.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Likes to like in the past, he took a bath
in late A.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Lot of crabs anybody here ever have like crabs? No? No,
like cubic lice? No me neither.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
I went through this one weird phase where I was
really itchy down there, but it wasn't It wasn't crabs.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I mean Greg had another STV. Yeah that was fun.
But yeah, did you ever have an std Sammy or no,
no crabs or no nothing else?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Dungeoness.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Well there's a yeah, right Alaskan.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Okay, I think yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
It seems could be easy to get rid of, right,
but I guess not.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
It's uh the shampoo stuff for Yeah, I know that's
for Lis shampoo.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
It's the same thing and they have to pick it
out with like a metal crew.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
You would probably just shave right because it's your head.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Hold on, let me ask, Yeah, is lice and crab
the same thing?

Speaker 6 (02:21):
I found this on the web.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, you gotta get some AI forget Surrey.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, that's Surrey cruise. Anyway, there's a Samy. Good morning Sam,
Good morning. Bort is here. We got Caroline there in
the Woody Show production department. We got Morgan, our associate producer,
von our video producer. You are here our VIP guest
of honor calling any time you like this week to
be a part of the show. Eight seven seven forty
four or send us a text over to two to

(02:49):
nine eight seven. So crabs, they are they are the same,
but one of them is just it's just pubic lice.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Essentially cubic lice, whoa tiny in sex found in your
gentle area, you feed.

Speaker 7 (03:03):
On human blood. But they are different from headlights.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
But right, they're essentially the same thing.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
But it looks like I see because they have a god.
They have a picture of pubes here and it just
looks like little black dots or scabs. Right, So I
guess can you imagine?

Speaker 5 (03:22):
I don't think I realized what I was about to look.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
At when I looked up.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Well, I mean, I guess I'm just so ignorant. You
if you can see them, can't you just like brush
them off?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I don't know that that's what they look like. Oh
you know, it looks like it looks like the underside
of a turtle, but with more legs. Yees's spider, all right, See,
we have questions, you have questions, heinous. We're all learning together.
Monday morning, weekend cheers and jeers. We'll get to those.
It's also a Pino Noir day. We'll get into all
the holidays. But yeah, today's Peno Noir day. And so

(03:54):
Greg's gonna do a taste test. Greg is a wine
wine fan. He's a big wine so I wouldn't be
a Somalia though.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
I don't have the knowledge, right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
But anyway, we wanted to see just if Greg would
be able to tell. We got what three Sammy, Yes,
all right, So we got three levels of wine. There's
like a like a priceier one, a mid level one,
and then the cheap o one. And so Greg gets
the drink on the job today and we'll see if
you could tell which one is which. Also, we'll have
him rank which one is his favorite and then reveal

(04:28):
which one is which. Wow.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Wait, I had that one friend who would have me
over for dinner and say, bring a bottle of wine
fifty dollars minimum, and then I would you get the
cheapest ass wine I could find and he'd be like,
oh this is good, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Or the price points we had eighty dollars dollars and
then the cheapest one you can find it? Yeah yeah.
So that that's coming up a little later on. Like
I mentioned, phones are open, text are open. Hit us
on up two to nine eight seven some questions on
the tech. Speaking of questions, this one came from the
three one four. What's the weight loss drug that Woody

(05:05):
is being switched to? It's called zep bound.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
And how long has it been? Like one week?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
In fact, not even My first one was this morning, okay,
because I took my last dose of what gobi last
week when I couldn't get remember, I told the whole
thing with CBS. I said it was gonna be several weeks. Well,
thank you for all the suggestions. By the way, on
the text, someone said, go to your local pharmacies, not
the local CBS or the local walgreens, like the little
community uh like sometimes they are attached to hospitals.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Or urgent cares.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Just the local pharmacy. They had no problem getting it.
Oh really, And so it was the first place I called,
the first local pharmacy that I called, said sure, and
they said, yep, I don't have it today, I'll have
it tomorrow. But I have access to six. So if
they can six prescriptions, so like the next six people
looking for that dose could could come in today. They

(05:55):
could order all six and have access to them. So
I thought that was a really good PROTEP. But yeah,
zep bound, i' let you know how it goes that bound.
But I've been you know, I've been losing some weight
on my own right with just eating better, and I'm
like putting everything back into the weight watchers thing again.
Oh right, This one is from the eight o eight
Hey Woodie Show. I want to get your take on something.
I know that you guys gave Sea Bass a lot

(06:15):
of crap for having a plug in sofa, But I
just bought a bed frame that plugs in.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Is that redneck? It's for charging your phone and stuff.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
For an adjustable base, because those you have no choice
but to plug in. But ah, charge your phone on
your bed. I would put that in the mega tacky.

Speaker 8 (06:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
Convenient.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
It depends on how it looks, okay, but it would
also be convenient to have a built in cooler and
a little bottle so you can go pee.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
Let me ask you this.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
On my nightstand, I have a lamp that I can
plug my phone into.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
It has an.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Outlet on the lamp the lamp.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
Yeah, is that tacky?

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Oh, so you can plug it into the little end
table thing. Yeah, like it's a hotel.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:01):
The base of the lamp has an outlet in it
for me to use it as a plug.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
So my phone into the.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Base of the lamp. Yeah, so it's like a hotel lamp.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah. I wouldn't be a fan of that.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
I love It's the most convenient thing.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, see convenient exactly In our guest room at our house,
we have one of those lamps like Sammy's talking about.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
It's a cool looking lamp for a guest room.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
It just has a it just has a USB port
on the very bottom of the base, so you yeah,
the base, Yeah, so you can the guest who is
there can plug in their phone. Because that's that sucks.
You go somewhere you're like you're trying to pull out
a piece of furniture or whatever, trying to look for
an outlet so you can plug your phone, and yeah,
I hate that. And then on the other side of
the bed, I also installed like an area where people
can plug stuff in. It's not the bed frame, right,

(07:47):
I don't have a problem with that.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Is furniture not be not supposed to like progress in
technology for you and furniture.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
I've always said I don't like utilitarian things. So you know,
if you have something in your house that only serves
one purpose, you know, like an exercise machine. I don't
like utilitarian stuff.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, Like Greg doesn't like the plugin couches that have
like a like an automatic, like a mechanical motorized recliner.
Cup holders. All these couches have like undercarriage lighting. Yeah,
do that all right? How about this? Greg?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
In my guest rooms, I have wireless chargers for my guests.
So it's all these little devices that you can charge
your phone.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Like the one you're up here.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, and your watch.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Here's another text that says Greg is a tacky to
buy this sign that I would sit in the in
the door on the door to the bathroom. It just
says the issue.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
If you live in a frat house, it's great, that's classics.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Great.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah a sign on Yeah, I would say that's tacky
but funny.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I got it after hours voicemail. This is another question
for Greg. Uh. This woman wants your thoughts here, Greg,
here we go. Hi.

Speaker 9 (09:03):
I just wanted to say this message is directed to
Greg Gory. I am just wondering, like, I love to
suck so much, and I really like to hop on
that thing a whole lot, but I also love to
entertain ladies, and I'm attracted by ladies. So Greg, what's
your opinion on me? This is Lisa from Texas.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Bye, all right, so what's my opinion? On her for
being Yeah, hand of the D and the ladies.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Okay, so like she knows that you love lesbians, right,
I'm just trying to interpret the call. So like too,
like she loves she knows that you love lesbians. Like,
how do you feel about her? Because like, yes, okay,
she does love the ladies, but she also likes to
hop on the D.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, like she's a fan of what you're a fan of. Right, Yeah,
you're h your likeness.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
But what's my opinion on that?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:53):
I guess she's just truly by because she's hooking up
with both right right?

Speaker 6 (09:59):
Yeah sexual?

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Are you fans?

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Not much to expand on that? Yeah? I mean good
for her if I mean it opens the playing field,
right like high five? Yeah, high five? All right, I'm
a fan.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
We got a text about this, is this might actually
be the same person or like maybe because we talked
about it, this person has their question? Another one to
the after hours voicemail at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.

Speaker 10 (10:23):
Hi, my name's Angela, and I don't know, I'm kind
of bugged right now because my boyfriend just said that
his cousin's wedding is going to be on September eleventh,
and that just makes me feel uncomfortable because that's a
day of remembrance. You know, it's a bad day.

Speaker 11 (10:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (10:41):
What do you guys think? Y?

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yes, Okay, So we were talking about this recently, just
things that are on September. I remember, like for the
longest time, you know, in the in the years after
and be like, oh go see Green Day. They're gonna
be at the Whatever Center on September eleventh, And I
thought that was so weird. But now that kind of
stuff is not so weird. I think it's weird, like

(11:03):
to have a wedding on that day, I don't think so.
I don't know, not at this point if I mean,
do you think any other day?

Speaker 5 (11:11):
And this year, because the schedule fills up.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
And this year it's a Wednesday, it's weird the calendar.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
It's a Wednesday this year. That's what you should be
more weirded out right.

Speaker 6 (11:22):
That it's a Wednesday.

Speaker 7 (11:23):
But I don't think it's weird at all, because again,
it's just the venues and the dates that they have available,
and you.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
Just kind of go with it.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah yeah, I mean I personally want to do it,
but I wouldn't think it's inappropriate. Yeah, I mean, I'll
still go yeah, yeah, I got one more question off
the after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woodie.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Hello, how you doing.

Speaker 8 (11:47):
My name is Eddie also known as Big Ay Eddie,
and I just woke up and this idiot Mike is
on there. I have never ever heard such a rendition
in my life? What and the hell is.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
With this guy?

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh? Mike the Showkiller? Oh ah, okay, yeah, he's uh,
he's one of our program directors. Mike is pretty special,
he is. That's what the hell is wrong with Mike
the show cause a great question.

Speaker 8 (12:17):
I'm taking personality disorder. I'm thinking fetal alcohol syndrome. I'm
thinking lots of things, but I'm not thinking about him
any further. I'll continue to listen to your show because
I love it, but I will not listen to this
mic guy. And I applaud your crew for standing.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Up to him. And by the way, we made a
decision many years ago not to listen to this mic guy. Yeah,
we just know, like he says something, do they do
the opposite?

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Right?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Round and round and round and round.

Speaker 8 (12:47):
I feel like a monkey's running in my head. When
he's talking, but think you were standing up to him
and have a great day. Oh my phone number should
be on their color ID if you need further opinions.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Okay, take care by all right, bye, Yeah, all right.

Speaker 12 (13:01):
Dooze Dooze to Douze to Douze, Douze to Douce, Mike
de Show Killer, Doozeteuze to Dooze de Douce, Dooze to Douze,
My the Show Killer.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
I wish I can remember exactly what he was honest about,
because this guy must be clearly listening to the podcast.
And yeah, got to the episode where we had we
had Mike on somewhat recently for something and it was
so dumb, something maddening. I mean, I know it's redundant,
Mike the Show Killer and dumb. All right, leave your
message anytime after the show eight seven seven forty four.
What dold you? Otherwise? Use that to call and be

(13:33):
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or go ahead and set us a text message. You
could send those over to two two nine eight seven.
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This is the witty Show. Yeah, this is the hoity Show. Yeah,
I vegasmart And in two another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It is Monday morning, Brand
New Week. It's August nineteenth, twenty twenty four. On what
are you? That's Greg Gory Week. Happy new week to you,

(14:27):
Greg Menace, Good morning morning. There's Sea Bank. What we
got Sammy and the phones for you are open at
eight seven seven forty that's eight seven seven forty four.
What hit us? Up of the text over to two
two nine eight seven. We got some of the trying
dose headlines, all of the big things that people are
talking about this morning, and some weekend cheers and jeers.

(14:50):
Oh yeah, I'm what kind of weekend at your hands?
Uh huh that's right. Uh huh h timobab that's right
and lift all right. Well, I'm most curious about Sea
Bass' weekend. He was at the gathering of the Juggalos.

(15:11):
I saw the picture that you posted on your Twitter
at Woody Producer, if you want to see Sea Bass
on on Twitter. It was this guy getting on a flight.
I'll let you guess the airline. And what did say
on the back of his shirt? It said suck my blank,
referring to his USDSE. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, and

(15:33):
then the word.

Speaker 14 (15:33):
Bitch and again this is all the way on the
back of a T shirt, five inch block letters okay,
suck my blank, bitch, and then.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Below that f you.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Onto a flight.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, And he wore that to go onto the on
the You could tell, by the way, if you didn't know,
that's a lyric to an insane Clone Posse T shirt.
You're not a true fan, right, You're not a true
fan number one and number two.

Speaker 14 (15:54):
You will be able to tell though, because on his hat,
his hat is on backwards and there's a Juggalo hatchet man,
oh cool logo on that hat. And of course he
is in line at the airline of the Yellow and
Black Airline yea cool black and yellow so spirit, Yeah, exactly. Now, okay,
let's say let's say that's a jeer because quite frankly, sir,
I get it, you're a juggalo. But when you're when

(16:14):
you've got again and this guy's four hundred pounds. So
this so it's a giant billboard that says suck my
n f u h. It's like a bitch, Sorry, who
are you impressing? You're not you're not in you're not
in Wall Street, you're not bad as, you're not at a
country club. You're not like blowing the mind of the man. Yeah,
you're just a trashy piece of crap. Because there's a

(16:37):
dozen kids on this flight, and you might say, well,
they can't see those words again, Yeah of course, but again,
what point are you proving other than that you suck.
You're a piece of trash, like you're not hurting anybody
but yourself. You lose your juggle, fat piece of crap.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
I'm surprised they even let them on.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Now, man, that's a good point.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Here's so many stories that people not.

Speaker 14 (16:57):
Every every month there's a viral video of some girl
who walks onto a plane in a bikini and they
kick her off right, And oh, I can't believe because
they on all the tickets they say we can get
rid of you for defensive clothing, et cetera, et cetera.
He's so goddamn large that I don't think the the
gate agent saw his the back of his T shirt
because he's just like this big moving thing. He also

(17:19):
had a backpack on when they covered the on a plane.
But what's the point of buying such a cool shirt
if you're not going to show it off?

Speaker 2 (17:26):
I know that's that's my question too, Like he is
fine wear that shirt at the gathering of the Juggalos
on private property. Oh you're If I see that shirt
and I've got my five year oll with me, I'll
roll my eyes and say, I this trashy piece of craft. Again,
you're not doing anything other than that. You're a loser.
You're not that everything that you are. Okay, okay, what's
your cheer from the weekend?

Speaker 14 (17:45):
Well, I'll tell you what, since we're on the topic,
I will say cheers the spear and Airlines, not for
not kicking him off, but because I think they got
Wi Fi on their planes now, Woody, they do.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
They've been they have streaming Wi Fi and it's only
like nine bucks or something.

Speaker 14 (17:58):
You guys are missing the it's high speed. I know
it worked, but several times on Spirit flights you've mentioned this.
What do I've mentioned this? They say, Oh, our plane
is so new it doesn't have Wi Fi. Right, And
I think they've finally gotten to the point where they've
installed the Wi Fi on these newer planes. That's coming
and going. So cheers to you Spirit. Now it is
twenty damn dollars. It is yeah, oh long distance?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah, oh really okay, because the other flights that I've
been on Spirit that had the high speed Internet, I
was surprised that it was only like nine bucks. It
was less than ten bucks. Yeah, I'm sure it depends
on the length of the flight because it was printed
and printed on all the seatbacks. Stuff.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
Pay before, it's cheaper, So did you pay before?

Speaker 2 (18:39):
It's like it's like but even still okay, So you
fly on American airlines, they'll charge you twenty nine bucks
for not streaming speed Wi Fi. And this one is
you can do Netflix or whatever you want to watch.
You don't have the down stuff before you get on
the plane. It's it's awesometty cool as a Spirit gold
member with a Spirit credit card.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Spirit credit card, you want that far.

Speaker 14 (19:01):
I just got it in actually, because it's one of
those things where I'm rotating through the travel cards where
if you sign up for a new card and spend
the point, well you get fifty thousand points. I've been
rotating through those and it's Spirits turn now.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, it's a cheers Spirit for your and we will
have some audio from the gathering of the Juggalos this
week here on the show. I always look forward to
that Greg Gory weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Well, cheers to my brother. I've heard from him over
the weekend. He got in that gnarly motorcycle accident, was
in a coma and in the hospital for over a month,
and now he is actually up and about, and he
actually sent me a photo that he did some barbecuing.
He said, wow, so you were up not only just
walking around, but you actually made a meal. Granted he said, yes,

(19:43):
but now I'm completely wiped out just from the act
of cooking for himself and whatnot. But he is actually
up and about, barbecuing and kind of living a normal
life essentially.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Again, that's awesome. It's pretty awesome now that he's quote okay, yeah,
let me ask you question, because the relationship between you
and your brothers has been strained at best, well good
way of putting it, and for a long time, like
you weren't even speaking. Absolutely, this event change everything, Like
it's like let bygones be bygones Bury, the hatch kind

(20:15):
of stuff or not. Have you found that the more
he's improved, the more he kind of go back to
like remembering that you hated his guts for a while.
I'm just I'm just curious how that works, like such
a near death thing of in this case a sibling.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
Exactly, and it's a miracle he survived. And my jeers
are also my brother because now that he's up and about,
although he can cook and kind of live his normal
life again, he's back to recovery mode in the sense
that he's watching nothing but movies all day long and

(20:52):
out of the clear blue. He'll text me things like
John Cena rules, Hell yeah brother, which he does, and
then the next text you know who's really funny, Zach Effron.
I never gave it much thought.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
So he's watching watching.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Ricky Sicky, which I love and I get it. But
what if I just, out of the blue, on a
random Saturday, sent you a text that said, John Cena rules,
wouldn't you think? Do you want to give me some
context here? What do you like?

Speaker 2 (21:21):
I mean, it wouldn't It wouldn't bother me. But then
I get them every five minutes. Yeah, you know what?
Else is funny?

Speaker 1 (21:30):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (21:30):
I really love buddy films. You know what I also love.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
It sounds like he's trying to connect and I know
you if it goes back to the other stuff about
like how your brother called the people who are buying
your house or something else, or who bought your house
and they said, oh, you know, I'm the brother of
the person that you bought the house from. The house
is haunted. You know you had ghost experience that stuff,

(21:53):
you know, Or if you know someone's being a drain
on the family because they refuse to do anything for themselves.
There's watching off parents or whatever, you know, whatever the case,
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
It's slowly morphing back into that. And then also he
likes to watch YouTube videos and if he finds anything
slightly amusing, he must email it to me. So I
go to check my email, and I'm thinking, like, wow,
something's going on. I have so many emails. Oh, Mike
sent me a YouTube video. Oh, here's another one about
crab fisherman. Oh, here's one about motorcycles.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
So he started to a mom. Yeah, my god, I
don't know. You guys can tell me this is too soon. Greg.
You know you can get him for Christmas a motorcycle.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
So I'm very happy for him. But at the same point,
it's like, Okay, slow down with the text, slow down
with the YouTube. I don't need to know your thought
on zach Efron.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
What does he like on YouTube?

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Yeah, crab fishermen, the Japanese fish market videos where they
like auction off tunas.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
So much money, real, quickly tell you the latest one.
He said. This is right, that's what moms do. Uh like.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Somebody who's traveling around the country on Route sixty six
because you know, there's so many places to visit if
you're having a bad day. How about this dumb a
hole acting like an idiot at McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
This is all fun stuff.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
I know. Greg's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, the video titan stuff.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
The videos are so long. My mom even told him
to his face if it's longer than thirty seconds. I'm
not watching it, and he'll send me videos that are
like eighteen minutes long.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Like cool. I'm glad to hear that he's doing but
he's doing better. I'm happy about that. All right. Met
his weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Oh, kind of just like a chill weekend. Did a
couple fun things, went to a couple of restaurants. Our
buddy DJ Timar recommended a sushi restaurant one too, and
it was awesome. I like that, but I think but
my jeers was like I couldn't stay up past eight
pm all weekend long, and I try and I just

(24:01):
couldn't do it. I was just so tired, and I
ended up watching On Saturday night, I was like, oh,
I'm just gonna lay down. I watched Gulliver's Travels, which
starring Jack Barrow, and then I kind of fell asleep
to that, and then that was pretty much it. It
was like it wasn't like a turn up weekend as usual.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
I just could not have the NFL everything, you know,
not sitting down ever exactly.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
No, I think maybe because maybe, uh no, maybe because
I was just like I didn't have a lot of plans,
so I couldn't keep moving. And then the second I
sat down at your body to chill out. By the way,
I know you love Brian Kranston anything he's in. Oh,
I'm rewatching Breaking Bad for the third time, though.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
I watched a movie this weekend because oh, Brian Cranston's
in that. I saw a pretty funny clip online with
Rain Wilson. Yeah, and uh, anyway, it's called Jerry and
Marge Go Large. It was a movie made for Paramount Plus,
like they produced it and made it. It was never in theaters, okay,
And it's a it's a real life story about this

(25:09):
couple who they figured out. This guy's like great with numbers.
He used to work for like Kellogg's or something, you know, okay,
and he was like a number cruncher for them, and
he figured out this flaw in the lottery in his
in his town where he lived. And then they're in Michigan,
and then they discontinued the game in Michigan, and then
they started again in Massachusetts. So he and his wife

(25:31):
would drive to Massachusetts every three weeks to run this
lottery thing that they're doing, and they ended up making
over the course of doing this like twenty eight million
dollars because it was like, can no lose things. So
the more tickets you bought, the best, like you took
out the chance okay wow from the equation. And so
he got his whole town involved in it. They bought
shares in this company to go buy all these tickets, okay.

(25:53):
And so the whole town benefited from this whole thing.
And so Rain Wilson was one of the guys in town.
Uh they're in uh in Massachusetts that would help them,
you know, print these thousands of tickets every week. Rip.
And then some other kid from Harvard figured out the
same thing, and so it became this. It's a again,
it's a story. Yeah the movies. Okay, the story is fascinating. Yeah,

(26:17):
you know it rules Ben Brian Cranston's great as always.
But I thought about you, okay. So this is example
fifty three about why I need paramount plus. Yeah. Yeah,
so you know, just get it. I'll get it.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
The most successful winner in lottery history is a woman
that's a mathematics genius or whatever, and she would always
go to a certain town and I believe in Arizona
to win tickets and she's consistently one.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
For like the past couple of decades. Like, how is
the matter? I don't know, because she's the mathematic They
only offer that like you're saying, there's a specific game
in this area or whatever. Oh okay, because this, uh,
this lottery thing was a rolldown, so like every three weeks,
the jack I would just keep rolling down, and so
they have a rolldown uh, you know, drawing, and then

(27:06):
that's what they were using that particular game to buy
all these tickets and win all this money.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Wow, sounds good.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
It's pretty cool. I'll just give my other weekend cheers
and jeers since we're already talking about stuff. You actually
sat down and watched a movie. Yea, I never really
get to do. But anyway, cheers would be to I
gotta say my wife. Yeah, because my daughter had that
sleepover this weekend, which I did not leave the house for,
as you shouldn't. Uh, I agree with you. Uh. Sammy

(27:37):
had talked to a friend of hers who said that
the new thing is for dads to leave the house,
like go stay at a hotel.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
On the night somewhere someone in the front's.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
House sleepover at the house, because you know, guys are predators,
and you know, the guys aren't supposed to be around
at their own house because their kids having a sleepover,
which I thought was completely ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Yeah, I was told it's a new thing, so I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I told my wife about this. She thought I was
just trying to get out of being at the house.
She's like, you're you're not leaving me here by myself?
What if I'm a predator? And at a principle, I
would never leave the house under those circumstances. I would
think if the parents are not comfortable with the man
of the house being around, uh, well then don't let
your kids stay there, right, don't bring the kid over.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
And they should be more comfortable with their dad there. Yeah,
but anyway, you know, it was prowlers. Yeah, my daughter
just had her twelfth birthday. She's in all the girly
girl stuff, you know, preteen stuff, skincare and makeup and
all that stuff. So she had like, you know, six
little friends there and they had a sleepover, and my
wife like went all out on this. She you know,

(28:40):
did the the cupcakes and the whole thing that she wanted,
the typical stuff like that. But then she also had
this woman and she got this business. So it was
her and a friend I guess who came over and
they did all the girl's hair and nails.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
My I was gonna say how much? How much did
Wood his wife spend them that much? It was like
it was like three hundred and fifty bucks. Oh nothing, dude.
You go to like a bounce house place and you
hold a kid's birthday party there, you're spending over that,
yeah for sure. Yeah, and this like it was all
the stuff. I know that. But that's why I'm giving
you a frame of reference. So the in the in

(29:15):
the the grand scheme of things when you're doing kids
birthday parties for the most part, Yeah, of course, you
could just do something where you go to the park
and you have a couple of pizzas and that's it.
But if you do any kind of like birthday at
a place, I mean, that's kind of what you're looking at.
And she could just had the best time. Her friends
stayed over and turned out did my wife like kind
of ran the whole thing. I was available for what

(29:36):
I told her, I just let me know what I
need to do. I'll do whatever you need me to do.
But so she really ran with it. My daughter had
a great time. I think it's one of those things
that you know, especially as a little girl, I think
you got experience at once, like doing like a slumber
party with your friends.

Speaker 7 (29:49):
Of course of course, yeah yeah yeah, So so shout
out to my wife and.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Then my jeers. It's just my continued constant disappointment in people.
And I've I had so many people in my inner
circle recently who have just like been so disappointing and
yeah if just not straight up crazy and just showing
surprising types of behaviors and things that have just completely

(30:17):
let me down. And so like, I don't care about
people outside of my inner circle, but it's the people
when they're in my inner circle, you know, and this
kind of stuff happens so like that drives me nuts.
That continued a little bit this weekend, and this is
I'll give you the example here. Somebody Aunt Chrissy, who
we all know. Ye of course, the Fife side of
my family is very kind of scattered. Nobody's really like

(30:40):
all that. There's not like a lot of like togetherness
becacually since my grandparents died, and so Aunt Chrissy, even
though she's divisive. It can be that way, and she's
not everybody's flavor. But she she put out an imitation
months and months ago about this. You know, she wanted
to get everybody together. So look, honestly, the next time

(31:00):
we'll probably see each other. Otherwise when somebody dies, yeah, exactly,
I don't want it to be that way. So she
put out this invitation. She has this big part of
her house and there's just you know, I don't know,
it's just really disappointing about how petty some people in
the family are, and it it's kind of bumming me out.
I did feel bad for her. Some people did show up.
My dad showed up. I had a couple of uncles

(31:21):
show up and things like that, some other friends of her.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Because I was with her, she was having all these
plans for that. Oh yeah, she had a ton of
food there and everyway.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Now, if it wasn't for my daughter's birthday party, I
was planning on, you know, being there for that. But
you know, I just I couldn't do it. Couldn't do it.
But the other the reason that the other people to
make it is just straight pettiness, and it pisses.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Me on doesn't she have a sister that she doesn't
talk to.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, as far as her family, Oh yeah, that's a
that's a wild ride right there. But so that's that's
my jeers. You know, just people in my inner circles
who are just completely disappointing or it's just straight up
turned out to be bad people, right straight up? Uh,
sammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
My cheers is.

Speaker 7 (32:06):
I saw my friends who got engaged a couple of
weekends ago, and we celebrated.

Speaker 6 (32:11):
We had champagne. It was great.

Speaker 7 (32:13):
And then and this was such a genius move, is
that we went to get pastries somewhere and then came
back to watch a baking show. And it was great
because then we had cinnamon rolls and strawberry cheesecake baking show.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
You don't think you're going to be sick.

Speaker 14 (32:28):
There's nothing wrong with this, obviously, but she she consistently
is the most boring and uninteresting person I've ever met
in my life.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
But not having friends that I hang out with get.

Speaker 14 (32:38):
But it's just like such a like she's a fifty
year old lady. Yeah, well, I mean a.

Speaker 7 (32:43):
Lot of people watch baking shows and I'm just saying,
go get pastries before you watch them.

Speaker 10 (32:47):
And.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
It's like four D.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Small vision. I mean the pastry sounds awesome. That and
what your jeers?

Speaker 7 (32:57):
My jeers is to all the people this weekend for
some reason who were smoking as they walked by my place.
Because I like to leave the windows open, and there
was just a lot of cigarette smokers this weekend.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
I smelled it every time I was outside.

Speaker 7 (33:10):
Yes, it was that bad that I could smell it
in And every time that I would like walk outside,
there was somebody walking.

Speaker 6 (33:16):
By smoking a cigarette. It was always a different person.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Thought nobody smoked anymore. I thought you got shot for smoking. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:21):
It was so weird. It never happens.

Speaker 7 (33:24):
But this weekends were out my points dance.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Oh there's your cheers and jeers everybody. Yeah, I hope
you guys had a great weekend. More cheers than jeers.
You know, we're gonna take a quick break more Monday
Woody Shows. Next, Hang on, she wants a d and
she's going to get one The Woodie Show. All right,
welcome back. A couple of the headlines today to Democrats.

(33:51):
They start their convention tonight in Chicago. President Biden and
Hillary Clinton they're going to speak tonight tomorrow, it's President Obama. Wednesday,
it's President Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and Kamala's running mate Tim Walls.
And then on Thursday, Vice President word Salad herself, it
will speak and officially accept the nomination. Tropical Storm or

(34:15):
Nesto became a hurricane again, headed a further out into
the northeastern Atlantic, but there's all these swells from it
that hit the East coast, causing these rip currents that
are associated with at least one death, many people needing rescued.
And I saw this story about this house that's on
the shore of North Carolina that fell into the ocean.

(34:37):
D Now, it's the seventh house in that area. It's
the Outer Banks area, seventh house that has fallen into
the ocean just over the past four years. And the
experts they're blaming Hurricane or Nesto for those rip currents,
and that's what this latest house they say is all about.
Now Here is the moment that the house fell into
the oceans as people are like standing by, you know,

(35:00):
watching this thing happen in front of them. Dude, yeah sucks, Yeah,
I don't know. It's a it started floating yeah, it's
not like it wasn't it wasn't on a cliff or anything.

(35:21):
It just sounds like the whole house didn't like crumble.
It was just kind of just it wash.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
It was on stilts and then the stilts broke.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
I don't. I'll trust the house on stilts. I know,
I see was all the time.

Speaker 14 (35:31):
Well you think that, like, okay, they they've got to
concrete this thing into the bedrock or something and apparently not.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Stilt stapped, and then it just floated away.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
See that? Or you see like those houses that are
built on the side of cliffs right now, like no
way post holding it up so much anxiety? No, thank
you YEA man in Atlanta is suing a hospital after
he went into surgery and they lost a twenty eight
square inch piece of his skull. How do you lose

(35:59):
that their own bin? Although, like when you drop something
on the ground, like let's say, like it happens to
me all the time in here.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
I'll drop feet.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Away, Yeah, I'll drop a pen yep, and it seems
it could be like right at my feet and it's
nowhere to be found, nowhere to be found. I'll find
it all the way over by greg, I didn't kick
It's so weird. How does that happen? Goes? How? Yeah,
it goes.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
It's gotta be ghost.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Yeah. So you're in the emergency room and you lose
a twenty eight inch square piece of a skull. Anyway,
so they did the whole thing and then he gets
the bill. They charged him nineteen thousand dollars for the
synthetic replacement.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Oh really, they lost it, They lost the piece.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
They weren't supposed to use that. Yeah, and they turned
around and they charged him nineteen thousand dollars for that
replacement of the whole bill.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Sounds like hospital was.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
For more than one hundred and forty seven thousand, So
he is suing to get those costs covered. But hey man,
they're screw up. Absolutely, they're screw up. That's on you.
Don By the way, Morgan got her her tattoo this weekend.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Yeah she did.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah, how excited are you?

Speaker 3 (37:01):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (37:01):
I don't hate it's I kind of like it. Yeah,
So we'll have more on that. Gina Grad's gonna join
us tomorrow because she went with Morgan. We had to
set a female because of the area that it was
located in. It was a delicate I mean just how
like how close to your actual area is it? I
mean it's not that close.

Speaker 11 (37:21):
Like if I'm wearing a bikini, you won't see it,
like how SeaBASS wanted it poking out the top.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
It's not that.

Speaker 11 (37:27):
So it's lower than that, but it's not you know,
on my vagina, you.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Know, like Sammy wasn't available, like the other females of
work for the show were not available. She was yeah watching, Yeah, I.

Speaker 11 (37:43):
Got a surprise for all two.

Speaker 6 (37:46):
Then I will show you tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
All right. So, Morgan, I need you to help me
with this story because you're a big mm A fan.
I don't know anything about these people. This guy, Craig Jones,
who's apparently from Australia. He was set to fight this chick,
Gabby Garcia. Oh, this is at his own imitational this weekend.
But he kissed her during the face off, and so

(38:08):
fans are calling Craig out for sexual assault. And Morgan
tells me this is funny because MMA fans always make
fun of fighters for looking like they're gonna kiss during
the face of This guy actually did it.

Speaker 11 (38:22):
Yeah, if you see the video, the girl I'm like,
is she actually a girl, you know strong.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
It's kind of like when Seabaster said, Sammy continues to
be the most boring and uninteresting person I've ever met.
Not in a bad way.

Speaker 11 (38:40):
But usually when these fighters do the face off before
the fight, they get so close that that's kind of
an ongoing joke, like just kiss already, guys. Right, And
so this guy, and he's like almost a foot shorter
than her. He grabs her face and actually plants one
on her. And you know, I'm surprised she didn't hit him,
but you never see that. You see them get nos
to know, Well.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
They haven't rung the bell y. Yeah, well the thing
she would have hit him.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
He like really grabbed onto her the of her head
and like leaned in like forcefully gissed her.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
But then then they ended up fighting and he tapped out. Right,
I heard that they were still trying to decide.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
I thought that was the update. I thought that the
fight actually did happen.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Oh really, okay, because that was I was under the
same impression that.

Speaker 14 (39:24):
That it got canceled. But no, I saw update. Yeah,
and this it was like a big main event sort
of thing. This is some private whatever, So what happens
the best. They fought, right, Okay, so they went they
went through with it.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Yeah, and then he tapped out because she's massive.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Ye. Then she pegged him. Probably what I'm saying is
that he defeated her. He's Australian, right, yes, Yeah, he
choked her out really okay with the long hair on
the ground getting choked. There's so much confusion between Morgan
and I rely on you guys for this kind of
stu very off the top.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Well, at least I knew the they fought. Yeah, I
guess the headline was wrong.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah, well it was really all about the kiss. And
people want him charged with sexual assault.

Speaker 6 (40:07):
I mean she would have to charge him with that, right.

Speaker 14 (40:09):
Well, the DA would have to have well, she'd had
to press charges, right or But you can't just I
declare charges press like. I can't say, Greg, I wanted
to press charges on you for sexual assault. The district
attorney has to press charge that. I have to agree
to go along and provide information.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
And well then why a all the TV shows that
they say, do you want to press charges?

Speaker 2 (40:26):
I do? Well, that's that's the thing.

Speaker 14 (40:28):
Yeah, that's just starting in the process, right, But it's
still up to the district attorney to do that. I
can't just declare criminal charges on you.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
I don't know if this is true or not, but
the text five six two says the female fighter was
legit a giant trans person.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
She looks like if you've ever seen the movie, So,
I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
How that works, Like what the rules would be in
that situation.

Speaker 11 (40:49):
Yeah, yeah, there's not that as many rules with something
like that.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
She looks like the large sister in Encanto who can
like lift all the furniture, like all the mules and
elbow water for the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Yeah, the veins are out of control. Yea on this lady.
How's the Adams Apple? Can you see everything's massive? Yeah yeah,
power is over bigger penis. Can you see that? You
can see a bulge? Yeah yeah, that could be just
from all the testosterone. Her boots are big though. That's
what happened in China, the old restaurant. The build is

(41:21):
already China, ask Yeah, because like took so much testosterone
and everything else that it started turning her clatorus into
a small penis. Like she had seen the video. Oh yeah,
she had like a porn that came out at one
point kids and like her clatorus was the size of
a pinky finger. It was really odd. I watched it
just to see it.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Gabby Garcia makes China look like a wimp. Right, Wow,
that's not a natural physique.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Tall. I mean for somebody that's hot. I don't see
how anybody eight seven wood all right, welcome back, every
all right. So this is from the follow Up dot

(42:05):
Com newsdesk. Is that from follow upnews dot com? Follow
Upnews dot Com newsdesk. Okay, Well, a man in Denver
who was convicted of pointing a gun at a Burger
King drive through worker because he wouldn't accept drugs for
a payment. Remember that? Oh yes, yeah, I do. Okay, Well,
he's been sentenced to one hundred and forty three years

(42:27):
in prison. Oh no, he was found guilty of seventeen
crimes overall, including eight counts of attempted murder. Now we
only heard about the burger King part of this originally,
but apparently it was quite the night for this dude
because he had gone to the burger King. He did that,
then after that he wrought he goes or walks to
this convenience store across the street, points a gun at

(42:49):
the head of the cashier. He saw there was a
surveillance camera, so he shot at that and then he left.
Oh there, Then he shot at two people outside in
the parking lot of the communions door. Jeez. Later that night,
a woman called nine to one one to report that
a guy had fired shots after she refused to open
the door for apartment. And when he got there, that's
when the officers found him hiding behind some bushes. It

(43:11):
was on a shooting frenzy. Yeah, like how one night
can ruin the rest of your life. Now it's one
hundred and forty three years in prison there, it goes
your life. What a dumb ass idiot. Yeah, yeah, jeez.
And so we only heard about the drive through thing
with the burger king and then how they found him
hiding in some bushes in an apartment complex. They had

(43:31):
got to left out some of the other stuff, but
I guess it all came out.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
But it's oddly refreshing to hear about a long prison sentence.

Speaker 14 (43:38):
Yeah, that's not to be too optimistic because that could
be concurrent a lot of that stuff, a lot of
those together.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Time, sir, it turns out to me. Yeah, nine months. No,
they said he'll be he'll be spending the rest of
his life in jail.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Okay, he'll be the sounds like.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
A loss, all those attempts and he didn't even hit
anyone and even trying.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Yeah, it's only attempted, not committed to his craft.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Show. And we are into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It's Monday morning. It's August nineteenth,
twenty twenty four. On Woody. That's Greg Gory. Good Morningddy.
We've got Menace, We've got c Mass, there's Sammy phones
are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can

(44:24):
hit us up of the text over to two to
nine eight seven. So today, besides being a National Potato Day,
today is also Pino noir day. Yeah, so Greg loves wine.
Pino is not necessarily your favorite though, right, Like you're
more of a cab.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Got favorite is a cab. But if it's red, it's
for me.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Would you say pino in general is more of a
medium bodied red grag?

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Yes, And cab has more of a full body and
it's drier.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Rich in ten and is it solon blanc?

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Is it?

Speaker 8 (44:58):
What?

Speaker 4 (44:58):
How do you say? Yeah, that's white wine. I don't
like white wine. I've tried to get into it.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
It tastes uh, not bitter, but like sour, almost like cider.
It has a cider.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Quality, fruity textures and notes to I can't get into it.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
You gotta put ice cubes in it, right, You're not
supposed to or frozen grapes.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Maybe they see now that would be nice, but yeah,
I like have the best.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
So we have three different bottles of wine in the studio.
Greg's being paid the drink on the job today. What
a terrible day, I know, right, love it. And so
one is an eighty dollars bottle of wine. Another one's
a forty dollars bottle of wine. I know that's geez.
And then the third one is the cheap o depot.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
The cheap you could find ended up being about five bucks.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Five buck bucks, all right, all right? So what I
call a daily guzzler, And we're.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Gonna put Gregg's palate to the test, his wine nose
to the test. Don't be good at this. I went
to a restaurant over the weekend, and you know, the
guy came over and I'm not a wine drinker, but
I always got to sit through the whole thing because
the other people at the table always pretend to be
really interested and just the way he's going on about
like then the way the cool air comes through the

(46:12):
valley and really tickles the graves.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Okay, man, I'm not a fan of any of that
stuff because they way over analyzed. Yeah, they count, you know,
they swirl, they look at the legs.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Also, I've found traditionally the crazier the wine maker, the
better the wine ends up being this and this guy
is bat is crazy.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Well, one thing they say that I do agree with,
because apparently it's scientific. The harder a time that the
vine has to grow, like it's struggling more, the better
wine it creates. So if it's in a drier portion
of the acreage, if it's in a colder portion, if
it struggled more to grow.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Like people who really kind of struggle, like the success
is that much sweeter.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Right, Like they'll call it old vines. In the older vines,
it's not, you know, a new vine. They struggle through
the soil, and the more they struggle, the better the wine.
That I agree with.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Now, Greg and the presentation, do they still smell corks?

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Is that still the move?

Speaker 4 (47:07):
I haven't seen that guy.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
This guy smelled the cork, did not give it to
anybody the table to smell it. But he's like and.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Beat this jackass noxious.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Oh I'll tell you about this. He actual like, did
he say I'm the I'm the house? So oh yeah,
oh god.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
The second and somebody walked to my table. I was
about to go through that. This gip does that every
time it's an Italian place. This guy's like, uh, you
know very much wants to pair the wine with whatever
you are ordering. I don't want to hear it.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Go away, Greg, What was your wine story?

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Well, it was more of a pro tip. So I
think I've mentioned to you before that I had this
one friend who would invite me over for dinner and
tell me to bring a bottle of wine, which a
faux pas out of the gate. You don't tell somebody
to bring wine. The person you're bringing should know that wine.
Yea so tacky.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
And then he would also put a dollar value on it,
so ring a bottle of wine fifty dollars minimum. And
at the time, what ass I was unemployed? So like,
am I gonna go spend fifty bucks on a bottle
of wine?

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Hell.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
No.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
You go to a discount grocery store, i e. All
the grocery outlets, something along those lines. You find a
nice looking bottle that is cheap, and then you bring
it and then they try it. Inevitably, they're not going
to criticize it. They'll say, ooh, this is nice. Where
did you get it? And you can't say, oh, it
was only three ninety nine. You say these words it

(48:33):
was in my collection. I know, in my collection. Okay,
I say, oh, well I visited the winery. They're like, oh, Australia, right, yeah,
So if you say it was in my collection, you
don't really remember where you got it for a while.
So that's the just say some tacky house guests brought it. Yeah,

(48:55):
you just say it was in my collection. There's you're out.
And then the other wine story I had was this
one and only time in my life that I had
a customized couch. I had it made to fit this
one space. It was a shame. It was very Booge
was the Google one of the boogiest things I ever did,
where I gave him the measurements of this one corner
and I wanted the couch to fit from this wall.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
To this wall, and it had a chaise lounge on
remember the time, like we've never custom warded a couch.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
So I had this thing for about a week and I,
as you know, I drink red wine every night, shocking right,
And I fell asleep kind of like leaning back, and
I had the stem glass on my chest and I
had my fist wrapped around the stem of the glass.
Completely fell asleep and I wake up and it looked
like a murder scene. The couch was dripping wet with wine.

(49:49):
Because much like you spill something, even if it's a
little coffee cup, it looks like you poured eighteen gallons.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Of all over the place. The couch was covered in
So did the spilling wake you up or you just
slept through it?

Speaker 4 (50:02):
No, I slept through it. It looked like I looked
like I was covered in blood because I was wearing
an undershirt, a white undershirt that's just pure red. Couch
is destroyed. So I get up and I had to
unzip all the covers wash. Everything never fit the right way.
So I had a nice wine come out a week.

(50:23):
It basically did, but the whole couch looked like crap
for the rest of.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
Its existence, and you always knew it was there.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
I knew this is why you put plastic covers on
your couch.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Grandma's. But remember that pro tip. If somebody is from
my collection, so it's from my collection.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
I don't know if like someone like Menacer, I can
get away with saying that because it's from my collection.
We don't come across the kind of guys who have
a collection.

Speaker 14 (50:46):
Well, if you've ever been to my home, as only
Woody in this room has you, I do have a
small you notice I have a small one collection.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Yes, thank you, And one of them I was impressed with.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
I told you though. My go to wine for gifting
for anything is silver.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Yeah, that's a very nice one. You can't go wrong.
We're gonna see if Greg can tell the difference between
these three wines that we brought in again. One is
an eighty dollars bottle, the other one's a forty dollars bottle.
The other one is a six dollar bottle. All right,
So we're gonna have him taste and then rank, and
then we'll tell him which is which.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
You'll tell me how little I know?

Speaker 2 (51:19):
All see, I don't, I mean, I don't, I mean
maybe you're better than you think.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
I really don't know a lot. I just enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
And as a kid, I thought, go into winery, what
could be more boring? Now I think what could be
more awesome?

Speaker 2 (51:32):
I went as an adult, I took my parents to Napa. Yeah,
and I agree, what could be more boring? So boring smell?
I used to hate lifestyle. Now I'm boring. How can
I live here?

Speaker 3 (51:43):
I went to sparkling champagne one and because I like,
you know, I like champagne or sparkling wine. Sorry, because
I was in Napa sparkling wine and they did sell
me because I got so wasted on the monthly thing.
Oh no, I like sparkling wine. Come in my house
for like two months, two years.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
I feel the same anyway about beer snobs or you know,
whiskey snobs or you know they take it to the
next bourbon people, you know, like yeah, just like just
give me a dive bar beer tequila Like that kind
of plays right. Well, then what are you doing going
to these Italian restaurants with the name so Yeah, because
it's the food and the food is really good there
for the No, I went there because I heard the food,

(52:20):
the food is amazing. Food's really good. But yeah, I mean,
just not a wine person. So he comes, Oh the
cool air, stop it, shut up, stop it. All right,
We're gonna see how good Greg is next year on
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Hang on.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
A bit The Woody Show. Greg for work gets to
drink on the job. Terrible, Yeah, terrible. All right. So
we're not going to give the names of the wines
because you might recognize all right, okay, but I will
tell you that one I have the official prices. Greg.

(52:56):
One of these wines is seventy dollars, yes, another one
is thirty dollars okay, and the third one is five
dollars okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Seventy is maybe you know, a Christmas eved kind of wine. Yes, yeah,
that's crazy expense, I think, honestly, I think if it's
more than ten it's expensive.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Okay. Well it's peanuta wa day. Well, you drink so
much of it, you gotta you got budget, I know. Yeah,
so it's a peanut and ware day. These are all pinos,
And uh, we're gonna see how well Greg knows his wine.
And you sniff out or taste which one is the
seventy dollars, Which one's the thirty dollars and which one
is the five dollars?

Speaker 4 (53:35):
All right, now when I need to go ahead, oh,
when I do wine tasting. The other day we were
looking for a new mattress, and if you've ever done
that before, you lie on one and you go ooh
this is nice, and then you go try another one.
You go ooh this is nice, and then you try
the third mattress. Ooh, this one's nice. By the fourth mattress,
you're like, these are all nice. I don't know which
one I like anymore. That to me is wine tasting.

(53:57):
After the fourth one, you're.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Like, all right, kind of starting to feel it, you know.

Speaker 14 (54:03):
Yeah, I have a wine tasting wheel, Greg, and it
has the different types because people just say, oh it
tastes good, that's good. It might be something exactly like
it might be something like, oh, this is more fruity,
herbaceous nutty. There's a woody or earthy flakes bold aroma.
This will help you if you're maybe searching for a
term to describe on your tongue.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Yeah, so Greg, you will try the one. But he's
pretty good at describing things. Yes, you know, Yeah, Sammy
give a description to something. It's like, it's okay, what's
okay about it? Yeah? All right, so this is a
charge my gift to you. This is awesome.

Speaker 14 (54:46):
It's basically it's a wheel, and it says like, well,
if it's it's scruty, if it might be this type
of fruity.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
This is awesome. One of the adjectives woody is woody,
wine is woody. It's it's resonance.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
It tastes like barks.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
It's kind of a phenola.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
All right, So somebody hand Greg sample number one behind you.

Speaker 14 (55:03):
There, they're they're randomized, anonymised.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
I should say, sorry, start with.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
K because it comes first alphabetically. Okay, I'll do the
obligatory smell, which they all smell the same to me,
because I'm not an expert.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Yeah, you're supposed to like stick your nose all the
way in it, right, and you're supposed to swirl it
and see what kind of legs it has.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Is that work in a plastic cup or not? Yeah,
they don't.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Like so what's the what's the point of the legs? Greg?

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Allegedly you swirl it around in your glass and you
hold your glass by the stem. Obviously, because you're not
a cave mat, and the legs are the things. Once
you swirl the wine around, the remnants of it kind
of start to go down the sides of the glass, right,
And they say the more legs, the better the wine. Okay, really,
and they should kind of go down slowly as opposed

(55:51):
to you swirl it and it's just all the way
back down.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
So this is not working on a plastic cup, but
this I would describe. Let me, let me consult my chart.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Here.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
It's slightly fruity, okay.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
So.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
I'm getting a little bit of BlackBerry. Okay, maybe a
hint a fig. No, that is not sweet.

Speaker 14 (56:19):
Now for folks who are super new to wine, they
would never blend a figure of BlackBerry and wine. But
perhaps the vines are in an area where those sort
of things are grown.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Perhaps this is what fascinates me about wine. When people say,
oh I sense lemon or vanilla, some people might think
they add that to the barrel.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
No, don't.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
It just comes out that way, right, which is why
it's so interesting to be a winemaker. How do you
figure out these blends? So this one definitely not sweet,
which I like it.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
It tastes fruity, but it's not sweet.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
Yeah, I mean you're getting some fruit hints, but it's
not without the sugar.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
It's definitely dry. Okay, and I like it all right,
So it's very good that sample. And now you do
have some kind of palate cleanser. There was just this.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
It's a nice plain cracker.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
It's a it's a looks like Joe's peta byite cracker.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Okay, alright, Greig, would you mind sipping from the other
side of your mouth? Yeah, because we don't block your
beautiful face for the video.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Okay, Okay, So this is uh sample sample b in there.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
This is why I can't be because it smells exactly
like okay, it smells like red wine. And sometimes they
go like this, oh yeah, almost like to air rate.
That is vastly different than wine.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Really, would you say better or worse?

Speaker 4 (57:47):
It's a little bit what I call it has more
of a throat feel, a little bit more, a little
bit more of a burn.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
I know.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
She said, it's start with this throat field, then you
move on to the next kind. I'm getting. And this
this is the thing with me and wine. All the
adjectives I use for wine that sound negative to me
are positive like dirty, earthy, and this one I'm getting
chemically to me, I like and that is one of
our adjectives on my new favorite official chart, chemical, So

(58:19):
I'm kind of getting. I guess I would call this
not skunky, but a little bit of kerosene. I know
that sounds, but it's it's stronger. It's sharper. I'll tell
you this, like once you sipped it, I could really
smell it from over here.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Maybe an indicative of a slightly higher alcohol content.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
I wonder. I wish Menace would try them.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
How's the how's the texture of it? Greg? I mean it's.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
Uh, it's not smooth, Okay, it's the opposite of smooth.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
God, its terrible.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
It's more tanniny. It's more more of a burn. Okay,
but I do like it.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Somebody says the legs show alcohol, like how much alcohol?
That's what the saying as well. Yes, yeah, the legs
also show what the sugar continents if it runs slow.
There's a lot of sugar fast low sugar.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Like he said the first one didn't have legs, but
after he sat it down, it had some legs on it.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Also, someone says inhale then breathe inhale and hold and drink,
then breathe out.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
Oh god, I need a direction.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
He needs another chart for that. Even in the.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Plastic cup, though, B has way more legs than A.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Okay, all right, all right, very nice. And finally, this
is a wine peanot war day. It's a wine sample. C.
He's got his nose in there. It smells slightly like
A and B. Okay, all right, well sip, all right, Okay.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
That is definitely the sweetest of the three. Like dessert wine.
I mean, it's completely the sweetest one, vastly different. This
is definitely fruity. It's sugary. It's not a discernible fruit.
It's just pure sweetness. Maybe I gotta take one more step, yeah,

(01:00:11):
do for research. Maybe I'm getting berry like berry, some
sort of cherry or maybe even strawberry. Okay, it's jammy,
it's smooth. There's not a lot of tannin's not a
lot of throat.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Burn almost out. And it does.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Actually seem to have a ton of legs, so if
the texture is correct, more sugar is going slow. So
all right, this is the sweetest of the three by far.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Okay, now, Greg, the three that you just tried, how
do you rank them? I'm what's going for round three?

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
I wanted to make sure yeah, right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
A, Okay, there's B. Okay, I have my ranking because
I tried just based on your description. I tried to
guess on which ones which without having even tasted them.
We'll see good how good his descriptions are. But Greg,
so you're ranking? I am going B is my favorite. B.

(01:01:16):
It's the strongest, it's the driest, it's the less sweet. Okay,
then I'm going A. It just has it has a
good balance. It's it's not too sweet, but it's also
slightly fruity. Any any coincidence that you went B A
C blood alcohol kind?

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
And then see for my palate it's too sweet, it
doesn't taste earthy, it doesn't taste exceptional in any way.
All right, and it's just too fruity.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
All right, M getting well too, Sugary's let's see which
one is Greg's favorite? A, B or C? Which one
is it? Cea bass? What did he just tell us? Well, yes,
you know which one is? Which is which one? Bog
over it? I gotta go, gotta go behind to reveal.
Ok Okay, all.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Right, So Okay, this is the first time I'm looking
at the bottles, because.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Again one is one is seventy dollars, one is thirty dollars,
the other one is five dollars. And so look nice,
all right? Which one is? Which one is? Bum? See
that I that's b Yes? Which is which I can't see?

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
What the label is dolm serene.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Oh, that is the most expensive bottle. That's my favorite.
And guess what. I also guess that based on York
because really, yeah, you said something about like uh uh
like cherries or whatever, or strong and sharp and so
the bolderoma acidy is how they describe it. Oh that's
a good one. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
It had tasted the most chemically red.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Fruit, the cinnamon spice. Wow. Interesting. Yeah, so Greg his
favorite was the most expensive bottle, naturally.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
Okay, second was bottle a bottle a which I thought
was nice. It was, you know, a good general, well
rounded mind. And that is that is the fest part
which I've heard of, but I don't know its reputation.
That is the second most expensive.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
That was Guess what, Greg, based on your description, I
again correctly guessed you know me because you said fig
and you said something about like like BlackBerry or whatever.
And so there's dark cherries in this interesting dark cherry
spices and sweet French oak. Okay, right, and so just
the way you described that, I put down a you

(01:03:32):
can see right here, and then the one that you
said was super sugary, very sweet. That's when I signed
the cheapest one. I figured that it was going to
be trying to make this thing as sweet as possible.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
That is line thirty nine, line thirty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Water not only five bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Not a fan, not a fan. Yeah, way too sweet,
way too smooth. Have you ever had kyanti sea bass?
I'm sure at some point to me, a kyanti is
way too sweet and way too watery. It's almost like
you could guzzle it. Be the domain serene, domint serene, perfection,
all the negative words that people would think are bad earth,

(01:04:11):
the mushroomy, dirty, Chemically, that's my favorite coat job.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Thank you guys. Yeah, that's for the chart. Ever, I
feel like it's Christmas. I know, all right, more what
he shows next? Hang up? So what do you know
the restaurant that I went to by the way where
they had the wine guy talking about the wind and everything.
That's it's a place in Hollywood. A lot of people

(01:04:36):
have been talking about. It's called Mother Wolf. Oh, yeah,
you've mentioned that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Yeah, they have one inside the fon Tin Blue.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Yeah. And the food is fantastic. The food is really
really good, some great stuff. Yeah, I told you they
have this prime rib cap. It's got to be the
best cut of meat. I've had it twice now, it's
the best cut of meat I've ever had. That sounds awesome,
so good. And so the cap is if you look

(01:05:05):
at the cow, like the arch of the back. It
comes from the top of the back like where they
would get the primary and that prime. But we get
like the ribbi. It's a ribbi cap. Man, it's it good.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Yeah, the word is kind of disconcerting, a ribbi cap cap.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Yeah, Like it seems like that would have you out.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
What about try tip try tip? Yeah, tip tip. I
don't I don't know. Yeah, I want to go there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Yeah, it's really good. You should. You should definitely check
it out.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
I will, and I'll hug the someoneyy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Yeah, tell the story of the grapes. Sammy tried that
Korean sushi roll from Trader Joe's that Greg's been talking about. Yeah,
so good. Isn't it based on the kind of stuff
that you and Greg's coming also like kind of weird.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
I'm getting a little bit becoming more boring.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Veggie.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
I had, you know, because I had another friend recommend
it to me, and I was like, Greg's been.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Talking about that too, isn't it weird to microwave?

Speaker 6 (01:06:05):
It's so weird?

Speaker 7 (01:06:08):
And then it was warm when I pulled it out,
and you can eat it warm or cold, and so
I'm like, well, am I going to wait and let
it sit or warm?

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:06:18):
I didn't want to wait, so I thought, well, I'll
just try it like this. It feels weird, but then
I'll let the rest of it sit and eat it cold.

Speaker 6 (01:06:23):
It was so good. I ate the whole thing warm
and I didn't even.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
Care, I know, and it's filling.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Yeah, no, hell no, Well I'm sorry I fell asleep
during the story.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
You tried the vegan croutons, loved them, life.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Changing, But I'm never I'm never buying that too good, Kimo,
Kim Bob, Now, menace. If you something out of the
micwave and it's too hot, what do you do with it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
You put it in the freezer and cool it down.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Because Freezer's cool things off.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Yeah, pro too, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
This one says on the text, Greg is so good
at adds that even though I despised Dave's killer Bread,
I'm tempted to give it another try. So that's just good.
That's just how good Greg gets.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
You know, kilip bread is so good.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
It's so good. Yeah. And this one says, enough of
the wine talk read the room. Yeah, look around, how
bored the wine? The tofu the vegan crew tions. What
the hell is happening to you? Guys?

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Give me a blanket so you can go to bed cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
That's embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
Yeah, it's so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
You want to improve yourself? It is the wood Show
to show. Yeah, Sammy was cleaning up the bottles of
wine and Greg's like, who wha, whoa, whoa, whoa? You
have more of that? Yeah, it's the opposite of being
in the way. I don't want it to go to waste. Well,

(01:07:43):
if you're just tuning in, it's piano war day, and
so we had Greg tasting three different pino noirs and
he nailed it. His favorite was the most expensive, his
second favorite was the second most expensive, and the one
he didn't like the most was the cheap one that he's.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
An expert, and can I sincerely say thank you for
the wine? Yeah, thank you, see best for the wine wheel.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
He loves that wheel.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
I'm way into it well because it really expands your
profile exactly. I will say. It's also National Potato Day.
Fries are the most popular way to eat them, obviously
that after that's mashed, then baked, and then hash browns.
I have a baked potato last. Really, I love baked potato.
McDonald's fries are still the favorite overall forty six percent

(01:08:26):
of the vote, and then a distant second Wendy's sixteen
percent of the vote, and then Chick fil A, which
I do love their waffle fries, and then Burger King
our favorite style of French fries in order, regular fries, right,
curly fries, thick cut fries, Oh yeah, waffle fries, love them,

(01:08:48):
and then the crinkle cuts are fifth good steak.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
I do love the Yeah, the little shoe string fries,
the super skinny ones, those.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Are good, but I'm very bored by are the potato
wedges not a fat potato wedges, all wedge all day.

Speaker 14 (01:09:02):
I always had like the Wendy's breakfast wedges. Yeah, them
joints are all seasoned up.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Nights them fire. That's really good. I had recently. It
was a side at a restaurant where they took those
little kind of the little tiny brown potatoes. Huh. They
cut them in half and they smashed them kind of
like you do with a fork with a like a
like a peanut butter cookie, and then they fried them,
oh like a lot cool. So they were like thin, thin, chunky,
but you know what I mean, like uh fried and crispy,

(01:09:28):
but on the side was not on the inside.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Yeah, really good, christy on the outside, creamy on the inside.

Speaker 8 (01:09:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
So National Potato Day and National Pinot Noir Day, Oh yeah.
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding hit us up with
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are into another new hour insensitivity training for eight politically
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I'm Woody. That is Greg gory A right there is menace.
He doubles as our social media director. Hi. We encourage
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At the Woody Show. Pretty much all the platforms you
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mister Carton arks himself out here, there's Sammy good morning.
Phones are open for you to be a part of
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That's eight seven seven forty four Woody, or he can

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send us a text over to two to nine eighty seven.
And with Labor Day Week coming up, Labor Day Week
is always one of my wife and I we go
to Mexico without the kids and so and everybody's doing stuff.
It's the last hurrah for summer and the whole thing,
and so we're going to be on break that week.
But we've decided because of all the different changes that

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have happen, you know, most recently here on the show
with Ravy and then other people Randy and Julianne and
all the different people who have been part of the show.
We have all this material that we normally run on
those days that we're off from vacation over the holidays
and things like that. It's time to retire all of
that material. So everything's from the past, like ten plus

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years we're going to retire. It's going to go into
the quote vault, and you know that's just where it's
going to live. Okay, except for like on old podcasts
and things like that. But for this final week you're
over labor Day, and then after that it'll be all
newer material that we'll use for all that stuff as
we because you got to rebuild that database exactly. Take

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a stuff on board and Caroline, they're in the production department.
They've been working really hard to do all that and
get it back up and running and everything else. But
we have been getting so many suggestions. Anything that you
can think of from the past ten plus years you've
been listening to the show, if you've been listening to
long or what was it the first time you heard
the show, Like, oh my god, I like the show
and he kept listening some old stuff. Somebody suggested the

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Gail Oh, yeah, I've seen a lot of the Gail story,
a bunch of stuff involving Randy. Let me go back
to Bort because Bort's been keeping track of a lot
of this stuff too. What was the other Oh, the
sexual harassment training video. Yes, the original sexual harassment training video. Yeah,
that has been pulled lots of stuff with Randy. Gail
has been pulled tons of stuff with Sea Bass out

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on the streets at conventions. Yep.

Speaker 15 (01:12:32):
I've actually found a way to fit in every single
member that has been on The Woody Show since I
joined the show, so about plus years. Everyone who's ever
been a part of the show is somehow included in
this show.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
Okay, see that's cool. Yeah, yeah, I like that.

Speaker 15 (01:12:45):
Yeah, I mean my favorite one has to be Julianne
versus Young Michael and then having a big screaming match
and then one of them ending up working in the
hallway and small Michael said it was it was a
very petty thing, but it was, you know, hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
So Julian was a phone screener for us, and now
she's part of MENACE's podcast that he does. Really yeah,
she's been doing that for a while. Yeah, I missed that.
And then uh, and then Young Michael was a guy
who was one of our board ops. He's a board
operator for by no means obnoxious or bad to be
around in any way. He's a pleasant guy. It's a

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nice guy. Nice but anyway, so those two, those two
worked in a studio together and I guess there was
I don't remember what it was about. She just didn't
like how quiet he was beef.

Speaker 15 (01:13:29):
He was a passive aggressive at times.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Yeah, you wouldn't. Yeah, how about the breast milk taste
test because Julianna had a baby. Oh, you were just
telling us that story. Julianne was recently in Mexico, yes,
and so she just had another baby recently, so she's
still breastfeeding. But she went to Mexico just her and
her husband, and I guess her breast pump broke. And

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so she was at the bar of course, of course,
having drinks, and it's a packed Mexico resort, you know,
and everybody's hanging out whatever. So her boobs start like squirting.
Oh yeah, and now she's basically feeding everybody, random strangers
at the resort. It was.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
It was at a random max that looked a little down.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Was the resort bar? Okay? Well, either way, she's at
a bar and she's squirting her boob milk and all
these random guys are coming up to take it, to
take a taste right from the tap and has his
video on his phone. Yeah, she said it was a
surprising text message video to get.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
Yeah, well, we're recording some of it for the podcast.
If you want to hear it, it's What's New pod
dot com. But yeah, yeah, she looked up a lot
of people that day.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
I thought it was hilarious. Mario hated it.

Speaker 15 (01:14:44):
Stuff speaking to Mario Mario comes up in the Best
of Week a few times. Maybe some nuting in the backyard,
Oh yeah, maybe some theft of a lawn furniture.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Yeah, Mario's nude adventures in their backyard. But the nosy
neighbor it almost got us. Yeah, uh Mike, the show
killer stuff, show killers in there, Yes, take me out.
So anyway, if if you haven't made your suggestion yet,
it's a last minute request time, so hit us up

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on an email email at the woodieshow dot com or
he can text it over to two to nine eighty seven.
And uh, board's keeping track of all those and we're
gonna have that for you the week of Labor Day. Great,
and then after that I guess that all that stuff
will go just it'll just live on the podcast, but
it'll never be on the air again as we move
forward in the ever evolving, ever changing life that is

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The Woody Show. So that's coming up.

Speaker 15 (01:15:39):
Man, we're gonna need to bring Randy back just to
torture him a little bit, because sure, I mean, how
do we replace all that or Morgan.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
For dollars stacking up her audio? Yes, sure, yeah, Morgan's
doing a good chum. She's got a lot of a
lot of dares already under her belt and the result
of one under her belt tattoo lucky eight seven seven four.
What he is the phone number? Text over to two

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two nine eight seven. We're gonna take a quick break
the DNC, the Democratic National Convention is underway in Chicago,
and so we figured what a great time to bring
back one of our favorite games called zero two political. Oo. Yeah,
this is where there's like an article that's posted somewhere
online and it could be the reference that we always
give is it was a Martha Stewart soup recipe, like

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a fall super recipe, and one of the first comments
somebody somehow turned this article posting about a super recipe political.
It was probably Mike the Show Killer speaking It probably
would it probably would be if you had seen the articles. Yeah,
so Sea Bass has some examples, so he'll tell us
what the article is all about. The headline of it,

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and then we have to try to guess. He gives
us multiple choice of how many comments deep do you
have to go before somebody takes this innocuous topic that
is not political political wood show and moving right along,
like mentioned the DNC, the Democratic National Convention is underway

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in Chicago, and we figure, what a great time to
break out one of our many Woodies show contests. This
one is called zero two political, zero two political, and man,
you can't talk about anything with somebody somehow and a
lot of times like how did you even get from
that point to point?

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
But we've sit daily on the text. Yeah, oh yeah,
psych talking about French fries, right, what he makes it political?

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
Yeah, all of a sudden it's like something about Trump
or something about Kamala or something about like red state,
blue state, anyways, fresh and always funny, yeah, always amusing. Yeah,
but you know those people are so one dimensional, like
everything is through the lens of relatives and so they
can't see. As the example, we brought up the Martha
Stewart super recipe that got posted on a website and

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how many comments did it take to get before somebody
made a political comment based on the soup article, it's
like two, it's like a second comment in first one
was like, oh that looks good. The second one, well,
I bet you Trump has the same color as that that,
you know, gord soup or whatever the pumpkin soup. What

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it was soup the gore? All right, So sea Bass
has some of the articles, then he'll give us some
multiple choice to how many comments we have to go
before somebody takes it political? And what is the first article?
Sea Bass?

Speaker 14 (01:18:34):
This is that story where the colonoscopy doctor did not
hear his patient awaken screaming on account of the doctor
didn't have his hearing aids improperly. So yeah, this is
get just a medical malpractice story. And it's it's funny
because it's where the butt. The butt gotch meant like
where the story happened because he's in his butt is

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the the good kilosopy? So does the kolonoscopy failure story
get political in more or less than two comments?

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
But less less?

Speaker 4 (01:19:09):
Its gotta be less of course, at the point would
be I wish this had happened to fill in the care.

Speaker 7 (01:19:17):
I think it's going to be related to Biden because
Biden's old something about already or this is why they
shouldn't still be old.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
White men, old white men. Trump Biden somewhere along those lines.
I'm with Sammy on the old angle.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
No, I think it's gonna be like, oh, if this
person gets elected, this is how it's going to feel.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
Yeah, this is gonna be America. This is gonna be
Trump's America because they're gonna be up your ass or whatever.

Speaker 14 (01:19:42):
Yeah, okay, well guys, a little bit of good news.
It took three comments and uh, DeSantis will make him
Florida Chief medical officer in three two one getting okay, terrific?

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
All right, person's funny parties.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Think maybe the countdown?

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
Yeah yeah, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Zero two political start, anticipation more uh more medical news here.

Speaker 14 (01:20:08):
This is a weird story you may have seen where
there's these these cluster of brain problems in Canada, New
Brunswick specifically, just this. It's kind of a weird neurological syndrome,
kind of like that Cuban disease which is but not.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Really but is Cuban disease.

Speaker 14 (01:20:25):
That was the whole thing where the people in the
embassy down there, the CIA folks were saying they were
getting these splitting headaches. They thought it was some kind
of like brain weapon where people like the Cubans or
zappanum or whatever turned out maybe to be nothing or psychosomatic.
But yeah, it's a weird cluster of brain disorders in
New Brunswick. That's all it is.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Okay, checking things out there, achemical brain disorder. You can
like clearly make a Biden joke or just anybody, any
of the politicians more or less than three comments brass.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
Yes, and yeah, Biden got hit with the brain laser
or something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
Right, it'll be this is what Biden has. Yeah, so
less than three.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
It's just the beginning. It is two.

Speaker 14 (01:21:07):
By the way, second comic is this is just the beginning.
It will spread nationwide. They call it dem brain.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Okay, terrific. This is in Canada, where the Democrats are
not a thing.

Speaker 5 (01:21:22):
Right, That's why I was confused that I show you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Could have been like a Justin Trudeau joke or something
like that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
It shows you how insane these people are, that the
are just searching out some so that you can get
these jokes off brain.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
And you know that's just so catchy. That is a
very good. Uh. I'm gonna write that one down, all right,
Well zero two political more medical news. This is a
new at home syphilis test. Okay, that's helpful. Yeah, I
guess you said, like it's like a little you know,
blood pinprick thing on your finger to embarrass to go
to the doctor to get your symphilist checked out.

Speaker 14 (01:21:56):
They say it when you take this little at home
test if because if you see that you may have syphlis,
you're supposed to go to a real doctor to get
it confirmed and then treated, of course, but this is
the first at home version. So if you get if
you are just curious, do I have syphilis? That's the
story here. Does it get political in more or less
than two comments?

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Hm?

Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
Hmm more, I'll say less, and it's gonna comments more.

Speaker 6 (01:22:23):
And I think it's gonna have to do with COVID
at home tests.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Oh that's a good that's a good angle. I was
thinking more about like all this stuff that's come out
with Trump and the allegations of you know, warn stars. Well, yeah,
there's that the hush money stuff, and then uh, who's
the other woman who just got a big settlement out
of him? Stormy? No, there was I forget an old lady. Now, yeah,

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that's the woman who she sued him. Yeah, defamation or
something something whatever. But apparently they had like some kind
of flaningers. I don't know, I think it's gonna be
somewhere along those lines. So I'll say, I'll say more,
but i'll say it's along the Trump lines. I'll say lesson,
it's along the Kamala lines. Oh, because she was slept
away to the top.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
I say it's more and it's Trump.

Speaker 14 (01:23:07):
All right, Well, you guys, it is more three nice
and it is Trump. Okay, but not in the way
you guys expected. All right, So they made this at
home syphilis test for the orange turd due to him
being too cheap for a doctor. Oh okay, terrific notoriously cheap.

Speaker 4 (01:23:32):
That's why they say humor has to be based in truth.
Like yeah, what like notoriously cheap?

Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
Notoriously they say, allegedly for not paying bills. So I
guess you could consider that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
But he bought the home syphilist all right, I mean,
way to go, sir. All right, all right, this get
one more. This is zero political great story. There there's
a treasure. There's a treasure thing like one of those
online deals where they this guy gives like code and
you go and you follow the codes different places, and yeah,

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treasure Huy.

Speaker 14 (01:24:05):
Buries you know, a little metal box with ten thousands
or in this case twenty five thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
Yeah, follow that was buried.

Speaker 14 (01:24:11):
You know there's geolocation, cashing and all kinds of fun things. Well,
father Son duo did it. They found the twenty five
thousand dollars Utah Damon and Ty Johnson they did it.
Had a fun father son trip.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
That's awesome.

Speaker 14 (01:24:23):
Solving riddles, puzzles, fun time. Does it get political? And
more or less than four comments?

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
Less? And it's going to be the angle of the
Democrats are going to take all your money anyway, why
do you waste your time? Less?

Speaker 5 (01:24:36):
And yeah, like taxes angle?

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
What was the number four for higher or lower than
saying less than four? I don't know if that's the
angle though. Uh in Biden's economy, how much is that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
You think it's going to relate to Biden and Hunter
Hunter Biden?

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
Oh is that Hunter's crack money? Yeah? I think about
maybe like people people will be like, you know, having
to bury their money as opposed to digging out like
like tried your money because they're coming after you know.
That's good.

Speaker 4 (01:25:07):
Yeah, guys, I'm saying lesson it's going to be hunter
Biden related.

Speaker 14 (01:25:10):
You guys are on the right track with the the
the reason, but it actually is more.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
It is the fifth comment. People are really slowing down.

Speaker 14 (01:25:18):
Yeah, take it easy, Yeah, settled out guys enjoy life
with twenty five dollars, a thousand dollars. They can't even
afford to buy a stake in Biden's economy.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
Okay, terrific. Al right, okay, but who reads that article
and that's your takeaway. I know that's your first thought.
That check I was thinking about is e Jean Carroll
she accused Trump of rape, remember that, right? Yeah, but
it was like in a department store, right, a dressing

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room in New York magazine, and yeah, that's the whole thing.
And they got like a big settlement out of that, which,
of course, yeah, eighty three million dollars just yeah, gun like, yeah,
all right, well that's how you play zero two political nice. Hey,
we know what people like that. If you want to
play the at home version, just find any innocuous article

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on social media and you're playing. Yeah, and then check
the comments. It's fun that you join in on the
fun before you before you go into the comments. That
you can do that you can just go like how
many comments? I think it's be less than fine. I'm
gonna go less than fine and see if you're right
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Speaker 8 (01:26:32):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Hooty hoody, hoody hoody show. All right, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
Oh yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
So this woman is claiming that Delta Airlines and employee
struck her multiple times with a beverage cart, left her
seriously injured during a flight to New York. She's asking
for unspecified damages and is also called for the employee
to be fired due to negligence. Was this flight attendant

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running down the aisle with the cart and like demolition
derbying this chick and it repeatedly yeah, Like are you
one of those people that sticks your knee or your
leg out into the aisle when they clearly tell you, hey,
we're coming through with the beverage service. Was she so
fat she couldn't do that? She could not be in
the other.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
And maybe she was sitting next to some fatties and
got pushed out I don't know into the aisle because.

Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
It happens struck her multiple times with the beverage car.
How are you seriously injured by that? How could you
be here? Let's just think it out. How could you
be seriously injured?

Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
Well, again, if you're like being like pushed out into
the middle of the aisle and the back of your
arm gets hit pretty hard. I've been hit by it
a couple of times, and it does hurt. I haven't
been injured by it, but I don't know what happened.
Is like maybe a fracture or something like that.

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
Yeah, if it was your sound something right?

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
My main question is how did it happen more than once?
How would it happen multiple times?

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
Maybe on the way down the aisle and then on
the way back. I don't know that. I don't know.
But and you also want the employee fired?

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
Yeah, I demand I can't understand. Maybe it was an accident,
but I want to demand something game fired.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
That's also my favorite. I demand they be fired. Another
flying news this Chinese woman who refused to put her
three thousand dollars Louis Vuitton purse on the floor for takeoff,
and she kept it on the empty seat next to her,
and so she was removed from the flight. The pilot

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returned to the gate, she was detained by police, and
everyone on the plane filmed the incident and then shared
it on social media. Reaction is mixed. But look, I
think this is ridiculous all around. Don't you want to leave?
Just put the stupid thing. They always say, put whatever
you have with you under the seat in front of
you or in the overhead bin. And you argument about

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keeping You can make an argument for the people who
make the rules, but these are the people who make
the rules either just the flight attendants to the staff
of the airlines. And now you're holding up this entire
plane of people.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
I just think, because why can go in the overhead
bin somewhere?

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
Oh well, say you're n three thousand dollars bags.

Speaker 14 (01:29:16):
See, well, then they say you're not supposed to put
small bags in the overhead bin. You're supposed to keep
that open for the larger items. Because people throw their
hat and their jacket up there. I've got something that
actually needs to be up there.

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
But until her turn around the plane for all that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
Well that we said, the flight attendant could have offered
her a bag to put her bag in and then
on the floor. Is it really necessary to waste an
hour and kick her off the plane? But other people
of course, you know, ripping on the passenger, it's herself.
If the flight attendant did not insist on the rule
for nothing, the woman should value her safety and that

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of the other passengers rather than the bag.

Speaker 14 (01:29:50):
Yeah, your point, Greg Menace is that that if she's
not willing to again play by the rules that everyone
knows about, then that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
You don't have to. Yeah, well it's almose, such a
wet set of precedent.

Speaker 5 (01:30:02):
Yeah, you can be catering to specific people all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:30:05):
Why are you coming down on the wrong side of history.

Speaker 14 (01:30:07):
It's a bad example for all the other Right, And
she doesn't obey you there where else will she not?

Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
Also, she's not really rich if she actually cares about
putting the bag on the ground.

Speaker 4 (01:30:18):
Yeah, poser, are they pretending to be?

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
Are there bad covers for traveling? Imagine?

Speaker 3 (01:30:23):
What do you buy them? They come with covers? No,
they do.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
I've seen the most ridiculous things more recently because people
are spending I guess, outrageous money on designer luggage, which okay,
it's being thrown around and under the gut of the plane,
and you're buying this crazy expensive luggage, which okay, it's
that's what you want. But then people are, yes, they're there.
I see them wheeling them around the airports with like

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those old lady couch cover looking things like it's no,
it's clear plastics so you can see what because you
God forbid, you got to be able to show off
feting you're right. Yeah. So I've been seeing a lot
of that more recently, and at first I was like,
what's going on? Then it donit It occurred to me
these people are spending so much money on their luggage
that they're like they're putting the and that's how they

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check it. They'll check it with that stuff covering it,
and they'll wrap it kind of in tape so that
the covers don't come off while it's being thrown around.
But then, why would you buy a bag that expensive?
People that worried about it, yeah about it's not even
a carry on. These are full on, like you'd never
be able to get these on a plane in the
overhead bin. They would never qualify size wise to check.
They have to be checked bags. Yeah, that's been crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:31:32):
A carry on makes sense to me, but a checked
bag no way.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
Nah, then there's this check. Her name is Aaron Wright.
She shut up at the airport when she went to
go to the check encounter and they told her that
she had been banned by American Airlines. Why, like what?
So she books the trip, gets to the ticket count like, no,
I'm sorry, you're banned from American Airlines. Here's what happened.

Speaker 16 (01:31:52):
I went to check them too my flight on my
phone and it didn't work. So when I got to
the airport, I went to the kiosk and it also aired.
I just went to the helpdesk and errors for them too,
and they're like, let us call someone and get it fixed.
They get off the phones and she's like, actually been
banned from flying American Airlines. And I was like, what
did I get banned for it? She was like, it's
an issue of internal security. I can't tell you. I
then finally get an email from corporate security telling me

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that I've been banned because I was having sexual relations
with a man on a flight while intoxicated. Well, I
want to tell you I am a twenty four year
old lesbian. Finally hear back from corporate security I can call,
being like, hey, we've reviewed your case, so we're going
to take you off the no fly list. So I
ended up on the American Airlines no filist by accident,
and I'm now out one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, And I guess the follow up to
that is American Airlines is covering her one thousand dollars obviously.
Well she has a very common name, so I could
see their confusion. Yeah, just roll the story.

Speaker 4 (01:32:42):
So it's kind of hot me, I'm a lesbian.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
Yeah, doesn't mean you were having like, you know, heterosexual
Are you prove it?

Speaker 8 (01:32:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
You could have been scissoring in the bathroom or something
we don't know, Yeah, something really hot. Yeah, my defense
is lesbian. Yeah. My guess is one of these days,
Greg go end up on the no fly list.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
Oh why because you're gonna freak people out, be all
weird and stuff like this guy.

Speaker 4 (01:33:04):
Hey, I could volunteer to be on it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
I would love All the flights you take are so necessary.

Speaker 3 (01:33:10):
He's gonna be all hyped up on zannies and alcohol.
Oh yeah, that could be the other on naked on
the flight right, and he'll he'll be the fumbling around
and then oh he groped me or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
I was just out of my.

Speaker 4 (01:33:24):
Yeah, but okay, what can I do to get on
the no flight no fly list while not having to
do any jail type stuff like this? Really just have
sex on Joe or something or the then you're on
a sex offender list.

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
Refuse to put your purse on the on the ground. Yeah,
somebody said she was probably superstitious. Apparently if you put
your bag on the floor, you'll be broke.

Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
Yeah, that's why I said, works, that's why you're not
for your back restaurants.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
And don't fly or don't have that belief because you're
an idiot. Some restaurants have those little stands they'll bring
around or like you'll see at the bar. You'll see
that now, like there'll be little hooks underneath the ledge
of the bar. If you're sitting at the actual bar,
that makes sense. They have purse stands like yeah, yeah,
these like little kind of like table high things and
they hang the purse from it because it's or they'll

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bring around a little basket. This sushi place that we
like to go do, they'll bring it around a little
basket and then they'll put like my wife's purse in
that basket.

Speaker 4 (01:34:22):
Useful fun Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
Eight seven seven four Wooding send us a text over
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I don't care why you listen. If you listening, because
you love it. You listening as long as you're listening.
This is the Lily Show, all right, Welcome back everybody. Hey,
it is Monday morning, It's August nineteenth, and as we mentioned,
it is uh National Pino Noir Day. All right, but

(01:34:49):
how would wouldn't it be like International Pino Noir Day? Say?
Uh right, I mean guess because pina noir is not
like everywhere everybody where? Did it originate? Greg? I'm asking
you the wine expert.

Speaker 4 (01:35:01):
Oh, I don't claim to be an experts.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
Probably. Yeah. If we only have the internet and one
of the.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
Three people I'm looking at it, I'm saying France, France
pinot noir.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
You Yeah, it sounds like French. Thank you. Yeah, you're
really good at that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
It's National Potato Day. It's also National soft ice cream Day.
Oh yeah, you know what I saw in the store
recently because I like soft serve more than I like
you too. Yes, regular, absolutely, they sell soft serve in
ice cream containers. Now, yeah, and you tried it. I
did not try it. I just saw it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:38):
Sometimes soft serve has like a weird weird almost maybe,
but it's like almost like a grit.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
Yeah you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:35:47):
Yeah, but I like soft serve with the swirl.

Speaker 2 (01:35:49):
You know, thinking like the stuff like uh no, you're
thinking this stuff like Chick fil a has that's not
ice cream. That's that's what they call it, their ice
dream dessert dessert. Yeah, you get actual dessert if you
get like softs are like a custard. Yeah, you know,
Oh my god, so that heavy. Or you go to
like a dairy queen you get there, you know, vanilla
soft serve something like that. Man, it's so good. It's

(01:36:11):
International Orangutang Day. We're just talking about Orangutang. We're National
Aviation Day. Rip nice would love to uh, we'd love
to take pilot lessons. National Photography Day. It's also Contact
Lens Health Week. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
A couple of the doctor yet Greg, not yet.

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
Now, if you're looking for a great gift idea for
Greg Gory. Tomorrow, there is a limited edition Green Day
Curreg machine that's going on sale. Why it's a it's
just a normal Curug machine, but it's custom designed for
the twentieth anniversary of their album American Idiot. Now if
you are a Green Day fan, I saw a picture
of this thing. It looks pretty cool. Really yeah, yeah,

(01:36:51):
like the look it up green Day Currig Machine, Menace,
Curig k eu R I G Yeah. And being the
punk rockers that they are Green Day they launched a
coffee brand in twenty fifteen called Oakland Coffee but is
now known as Punk Bunny Coffee. Right, and it looks
pretty cool and they've included some of that with the

(01:37:12):
Curig Brewer Kit that you can buy again on sale
tomorrow afternoon at currig dot com. You can only get
it on the website and it's going to cost you
one hundred and fifty nine dollars and ninety nine since.

Speaker 3 (01:37:24):
Wow, cool, I should get one for the office. They
I know Mike Dirt. He also co owns a cafe
called Can't Fail Cafe, That Delicious Coffee that's in Emeryville, California.

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
Wouldn't that be Yeah, So if you ever find yourself
in Emoryville, I was just gon'd be interesting if it failed.
I was just there with Bort and I took him there.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
Yeah, he enjoyed it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
Changes at ESPN, they fired Sunday Night NFL Countdown host
Samantha Ponder and Robert Griffin.

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
IID, I don't know who those people are.

Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
By all, you remember RG three three quarterback and then
once you play football, you went to ESPN.

Speaker 3 (01:38:00):
I thought he was pretty good on there. I just
know him by his nickname.

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
By all counts a surprise to a lot of people.
But ESPN says purely a financial decision. But I guess
both her and RG three were making more than a
million dollars each. So yeah, for what like Sundays? I know, yeah,
I mean, I guess they had to do other stuff
during the week while they were talking talking stuff. You know. Yes,

(01:38:22):
former neckcar champion Kurt Busch was arrested for drunk driving.
Cops say he took a breathalyzer and was over twice
the legal limit. Now he's been charged with d WI,
speeding and careless and reckless driving charges. And we mentioned
this a little bit on Friday, but singer Greg Kin
later became a radio host. He died he lost his

(01:38:44):
battle with Alzheimer's. He was seventy five years old. Now
you'd recognize him from at least a couple of his songs.
Here's a couple the.

Speaker 17 (01:38:59):
Song and then the other one was I lost on Jeopardy.
I think it's My Loves in Jeopardy, right, No, I
think I lost on Jeffardy.

Speaker 4 (01:39:13):
And then I lost on Jeopardy the weird al parody
and I.

Speaker 2 (01:39:17):
Think, Kim maybe, oh yeah, maybe, let's see look at
it anyway called Jeopardy. So that song, which almost became
a number one hit, but Michael Jackson's beat it was
out at the same time, so uh oh, so good luck.
It just peaked at number two. He had eight consecutive
albums that made it to the Billboard Top two hundred
chart between nineteen seventy eight and nineteen eighty five. And

(01:39:38):
then so that part I didn't know. I thought it
was like a one hit wonder guy, right, And then
I was like then I was like, oh, the other
uh that song was his? Forget this his? And then
he went on the host of radio morning show in
San Jose, California for sixteen years. It's a long time.

Speaker 4 (01:39:53):
Yeah, and to pull a sea. Basside was right, it's
our loves and Jeopardy.

Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
Our loves in Jeopardy. Weird.

Speaker 4 (01:39:58):
Now one was on Jeopardy. Maybe that's what it was.

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
Maybe I just heard that weird I want and I
just sang it that way for the rest of doc
rest of time. Also, uh, someone passed away Great White
singer Jack Russell. He died. He was sixty three. Here's
here's a couple of their songs.

Speaker 3 (01:40:17):
Shi manh.

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
Yeah, I mean I will forever remember the band Great
White for being the idiots dumb enough to use pyro
at a small club which ended up starting a fire
and killing a bunch of their fans. Oh wow, that
was man, I mean, do you remember that?

Speaker 3 (01:40:37):
Didn't It wasn't their venue like they owned it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:40):
It wasn't their venue, but it was their pyro. And
they're like, you know what, this would be a nice
safe place to do. You know, we should fry our
turkey in the living room. Yeah, right, that's it. That's
a good idea. So just a couple of things happening
there for you this morning. It is time take a
look at the birthdays and your Porno birthday this Shi
We're gonna its Shimos Day. We're gonna sit beag. It's Shiday,

(01:41:05):
and you know we don't do what birthday. Oh, start
with the celebrities. Happy birthday to John Stamos. Oh right,
Uncle Jesse on his house. That's your favorite.

Speaker 6 (01:41:16):
I mean Uncle Jesse full House.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
I know, Uncle Jesse full House. But that's your favorite
on your on the show. He's your favorite. Yeah, okay,
because I have another friend. My wife and I are
friends with this other couple and the wife who's thirty two,
maybe she is in love with John Stamos. Oh to
this day, Yeah, like current day, John Seamos, Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
And Howard he's sixty one.

Speaker 5 (01:41:39):
Wow, yeah, still very attractive.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
Kira Sedgwick is fifty nine years old today. See. We
got Kevin Dylan, he was Johnny Drama on Entourage. Oh yeah,
that's a great character. Brother, he's fifty nine. Erica Christiansen,
who is Julia on that TV show Parenthood on NBC,
she's forty two. Fat Joe a Song Lean Back. Yeah, yeah,

(01:42:02):
he's fifty four years old today. You got Little Romeo
real name Romeo Miller and his dad is masterp wondering, Greg, yep,
no I knew that Little Romeo's thirty five. It was
not very little anymore. No, yeah, no, he's like rap snack.
You got Leanne Wollmack, the country singer who is fifty eight.
And Peter Gallagher who was the dad on the OC

(01:42:23):
You remember, I do remember? Yeah, he was also on
Law and Order SVU. He's guess hold today, Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:42:30):
I'm gonna go with sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:42:32):
He's sixty nine today.

Speaker 10 (01:42:34):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
Speaking of sixty nine, it's talking about the porno birthday
and happy birthday to Nicky Ferrari. Oh cool, that sounds
like a stripper name.

Speaker 4 (01:42:41):
Too sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:42:42):
Today's birthday girl. She's been packed tighter than menaces carry
on suitcase. Yeah, wow, that's tight. One hundred and twelve
fine films, including Mexican fun Bags. Okay, she was in
Neighborhood bush Watch volume three. She was fantastic and over
forty hot and horny. Nice. Yeah, also Milps Love It
Harder volume five, and Greg who could forget her unforgivea

(01:43:04):
a role in Squirt Monsters Volumes one and two. Monsters. Yeah,
Squirt Monster Monsters. That's a Nicky Ferrari who is forty
nine years old today, and that is your porno birthday,
your celebrity birthdays, and that is a Monday morning. Look
at just a couple of things that are happening around
the world of entertainment. I saw a lot of people
talking about how Nick Cage is gonna play John Madden. Yeah,

(01:43:27):
I don't see it. I don't get it. Maybe they're
doing well. Yeah, but like the Voice, the whole thing.
There's an odd there's a John Madden biopic coming out,
and there's also a room that Will Ferrell might be
involved in that. But yeah, we'll see. I We're gonna
take a quick break more. Monday Morning. Woody Show is next.
Hang up.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
Well to that, I would respond your Mom's box, the
wood Show, Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
All right, well, Monday's done. That's good. That's good. One
day down, four to go. That's that's it. Monday Podcast.
It's waiting for you if you head to the woodieshow
dot com. We heard a little bit about the gathering
of the Juggalos from SeaBASS to the weekend Cheers and Jeers,
plus some audio from that later on in the week.
All right, yeah, the annual gathering. Huh, all right, everybody's

(01:44:18):
cheers of yours plus the Taste Pinot Noir day, and
so Greg's a little wine taste test. Now. Greg is
the biggest wine expert that we got.

Speaker 4 (01:44:26):
Yeah, I pretend to be.

Speaker 2 (01:44:28):
Doesn't mean that he's great at it. He's the best
we got. I'm the best drinker. Was he able to
tell the difference between the expensive bottle, the mid range
bottle and the cheap o bottle of the wine. So
we did that today, plus trending news headlines and a
whole bunch more entertainment stuff, Porno birthdays. It's all there
on the Monday podcast. Just go to the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:44:49):
We could do the wine thing every day if you want.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
Sure. Yeah, Greg got paid the drink on the job
today and tomorrow on the show Tuesday. You know. So
Morgan got our tattoo over the weekend, the guy momp
and the hardwood floors that happened on Sunday. But tomorrow morning,
Gina grad went with her. We had to send a female,
of course, because Samuel was unavailable, Caroline was unavailable. Morgan

(01:45:11):
is the one doing it, so we sent Gina to
be there. And kind of talk to Morgan through the
process and the tattoo artist, and so we'll have yeah,
we'll have some of that play by play audio from
Morgan's tattoo and she'll get to spin the wheel to
find out how much this tattoo is gonna be worth.
I forgot about a dare for dollars, so we're gonna
have that free tomorrow, plus a brand new Redneck News.

(01:45:31):
Anything you got for us in the meantime, you can
leave on the after hours voicemail that numbers eight seven
seven forty four Woodie, or find us and follow us
on social media. Look for us at the Woody Show. Yeah,
Menace Sea Bass, Sammy. If you like to add no
Greg Gory party words of wisdom please. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:45:47):
I've declared this. Things are so expensive week, So for
things are so expensive week. Things are so expensive that
Mormons now are only marrying one wife.

Speaker 2 (01:45:56):
Wow. Oh yeah, desperate, definitely, that's perate measures. Yeah, sad,
that's such I mean, look, I mean teach his own
I guess that is such a weird thing, Like it's
a weird thing from the thought from a guy. I
think it's really weird. But I'm assuming like most most
women would think that'd be Can you imagine, like you're

(01:46:16):
the other wife, for.

Speaker 3 (01:46:19):
It's rarely done any more in the Mormon culture. Right, Yeah,
but weird. Nonetheless, nonetheless, you're right, Greg. Inexpensive props to
the ogs around.

Speaker 2 (01:46:32):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know, we love it, appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch back
here on Tuesday. Have a great day. S M D
double M. Quit this bitch.