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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dune to the graphic nature of this program?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener, this question is it lies?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
All right?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
It's the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. Today
is Tuesday. It is August the twentieth, twenty twenty four. Hello, welcome.
We are in the Woody Show. Happy to have you here.
Thank you for giving us some of your time today.
(00:58):
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gore. Yeah, high
wood Menace, good morning to you.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Give morning.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
We've got sea bass.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
There is Sammy, Bort and Caroline holding things down the
Woody Show production department this morning. Our associate producer Morgan
is here. She's got a starring role on the show today.
Oh yeah, I'll get it that in just a second.
We got Von, our video producer. He's here and the
phones are open at eight seven seven forty four. Woody.
It's a seven seven forty four. Wood He sent us
(01:24):
a text over to two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
So Morgan went and got the tattoo. Yeah for the
dare for dollars. It finally happened. I guess the guy
who gave the tattoo was over an hour late. They
called him. Yeah, they called him and he got woken up. Yep,
he just like I don't know, forgot or second.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
He had alarm issues, which you can relate to. I
can totally relate. But he was supposed to be there
at ten am. It's not like it was super earlier or.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
Anything like somebody else was supposed to be somewhere.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Who is that? See me?
Speaker 8 (01:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:58):
I know that's yeah, that happened.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
To where like where are you supposed to be?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (02:03):
And I was supposed to help my friend.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh that's right, and I had alarm issues she was.
Speaker 10 (02:10):
I didn't set it and I forgot.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I did say it, and I.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Did not forget. I said it for PM instead of am.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
I wonder what. I wonder what he was doing the
night before, because we know what Sammy was doing the
night before tang one on right, but.
Speaker 10 (02:24):
Also like tattoo artists aren't known as like oh the crocodile.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Anyway, So eventually got there. But what I thought was
funny was that how you know she was so anxious
about the whole thing, and then that delay, I know,
ramped up. Anyway, So we sent Gina grad with her
because we needed a female representative because she's getting in
on our pube mound. Yeah and uh yeah, So she
has some audio that she's going to share with us
from the whole thing. Morgan got her tattoo, and we'll
(02:49):
be spinning the wheel to find out how much this
whole thing was worth.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
That'll be good after all that.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
So we got that brand new redneck news, trending news headlines, birthday,
porno Birthday, plus all the unders say and stuff that
and more this morning here on The Woody Show. So,
now that we get toward the end of summer, or
if you're planning on some trips here between now and
the end of the year, and you're gonna be traveling
with your significant other. According to a recent report, a
(03:16):
couple's first trip together, whether it happens in the first
six months or you're on your honeymoon, it's a big
milestone that doesn't always end well. Forty four percent of
people said they had major revelations about their compatibility as
a couple after taking their first trip after taking one
trip together. So no matter how long you've been dating,
(03:37):
or you know how often you're together, you're more likely
to discover something new about your partner's habits. So spending
several hours with someone you know not the same is
spending several days with them. Oh really, even spending weekends
together isn't the same as spending several weeks together. Thirty
one percent of couples have ended their relationships after consistently
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being woken up to early during a getaway.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Oh, that would be annoying.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Thirty eight percent of people admitted they decided to break
up after their partner repeatedly made them late for dinner reservations.
Speaker 11 (04:11):
Man, that's frustrating, Yeah it is, Yeah, minsters, try a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
He's got that worked.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Yeah, he's tried a lot of things to get his
wife on top for stuff. And now it's like, what,
you just leave without her? Yeah, and she'll have to
like find her own way there.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yep, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, Yeah good, I just don't understand that.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, how's it so difficult?
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Sharing a bathroom can be a thing. Forty percent said
that seeing their partner leave toothpaste smeared in the sink
or forgetting to replace the toilet papers a major pet peeve.
That sounded like something that may be greg Like, yeah,
because he wants to date a pig? Like why like
why would you close the cabinet doors and why wouldn't
you wipe down the counters after you got.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Them all wet? I mean, if you're a total animal.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Seeing their partner snap at a flight attenant, tour guide,
or waiter has caused thirty one percent of people to
break off a relationship. Some other stuff like leaving food out,
wearing outside clothes on the bed, and bad packing skills
also have pushed people over the edge. My wife is
the worst backer. Really, I'm like to the point now
(05:07):
where it's like, just leave all the stuff that you
want to bring, I'll put it in the suitcases. Oh,
because she wastes so much space.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh yeah, just like so much waste spaces and things.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Are kind of piled as opposed to like it's like
a tetris thing as opposed to a piling. On the
bright side, fifty percent come back from their trips with
their relationships still intact, and their feelings for each other
may have grown even stronger.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
They seems like they would. Yeah, is just exciting.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
The top ten things that can result in breakups just
in general with couples, poor hygiene, personal hygiene, being rude
to others, having a messy house or living space, no
sense of humor, which wouldn't you have figured that out?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I know before this?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Yeah together, bad table manners.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, I could see that being a deal breaker.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Interrupting people talking loudly. There's some people that only have
one volume, yea, and those people drive me nuts.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I know. I was at lunch with the friend recently
and she's a loud talker, and I know not to
sound like a prude. Every other word was F and
there's kids near.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
So is this person also a coworker, Greg? No, yeah,
I know a talker who loves because I think cuss
words are funny and cool.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Right, No, this is not a worker.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
In fact, this coworker walks around the radio station with
the hat that just says the F word on and.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
She's every everywhere, Like you said, every word is at
a volume of twelve boys screaming.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
She's loud and she smells loud.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Should I have said something to her like's like maybe, like, hey,
keep it down?
Speaker 11 (06:41):
Like looks yeah, I have friends that started getting loud
and I go, dude, bring it down a little.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Bit, right. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
I was embarrassed my in laws, my mother in law, well,
my mother in law is not loud, but that whole
house like my father in law, my brother in law,
Oh my god. And they have all hardwood floors and
tile throughout their house. So it's just the TV said
a billion decibels. They're all trying to overtalk the TV
and then overtalk each other. It's chaos. Thunderdome also deal
breakers for couples referring to themselves in the third person,
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living with their parents. I agree with that, and pretending
to be knowledgeable about something.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
When when they're really not. All of it annoying.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out, like I can't remember, like,
what was the first trip that my wife and I
ever took together as a couple.
Speaker 12 (07:31):
Well, because you guys were long distance for a long time, right,
so you were constantly sort of taking trips to see
each other.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
For me, Yeah, let me guess. Mexico No, I can't.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Did you ever meet in the middle somewhere?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Or Vegas?
Speaker 13 (07:43):
No?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Maybe it might have been Vegas. I have dude, I
have no idea. I can't remember what it was.
Speaker 10 (07:47):
Did you go see the covered bridges?
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, it was so romantic?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, honeymoon.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
No, I'm know I know we've gone places before that
I just can't remember what it was. I'll probably get
in trouble for that, some dude. What's really annoying is
when you're with somebody who remembers the date for every
little thing. This is the first time he told me
I love you, this is the first time that we kissed.
This is the first time.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
It's like, oh my god, being sentimental.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Even the regular anniversary is like, I don't know, I
don't really care about that, but these people that keep
track of every little stupid thing. This is the date
that you first texted me. This is the date, Like,
oh wow.
Speaker 12 (08:21):
I mean like, if you have a memory like that,
I'm like that, I just remember dates.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Yeah, super easy. Yeah for me personally.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
You couldn't remember to set your cel phone alarmed. I
did wake up to help that engagement.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Again, I didn't remember.
Speaker 10 (08:35):
It wasn't important to her.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Do you remember the first trip that you took with Mario?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I believe the first trip we ever.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Took bathhouse Like, where'd you guys go?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
It was Cabo Cabo, our first like legit vacation was.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
The station ski trip. The first trip that you ever
took with Nacho.
Speaker 11 (08:54):
No, first trip I probably went on was probably a cruise. Yeah, cruise, yeah, yes, cruising.
Speaker 14 (09:03):
M hm.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
So you went on the cruise before we did the
ski trip thing.
Speaker 11 (09:07):
No, this that was a work trip. I'm saying, like
a trip, a trip where it's just you two as
a couple, that.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Would be uh okay, a cruise.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yeah. See, I would have considered still, I would have
considered the ski trip thing.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
But that was with like twenty five people.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Yeah yeah, no, but you're still going somewhere, staying in
a hotel and you know, your cohabitat like they were
saying that people figure out like habits making love, yeah,
making look that's right.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah yeah, if.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Don't know, Menace met Spicy not at work because she
was an intern and he prayed on her.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Oh that's right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Didn't she that's right? Yeah what he didn't You meet
your wife at work too? She wasn't she was, Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
No, she wasn't.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
You worked at a different radio station and we were
friends first. She was just another co worker, so that
was It wasn't until years, like we weren't working together.
But yeah, he just does listeners. He doesn't do co workers.
I was this is straight up to flecting pea.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
How bank strangers see what he is? Now you know
what it likes. He tried to try to deflect it
right back to you and he said, no different thing, menace. No,
you're gonna chime in.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
All respond phones are open with deflection eight seven seven
forty four Woody, and it's up of the text over
to two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
We will be right back.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
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And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It is Tuesday morning. It's August
the twentieth, twenty twenty four on Woodie. That's great BRD,
good morning, we've got menace. What is our sea? Mass
is here, there's Sammy and joining us. Now Gina grad
(11:06):
is here. We sent her with Morgan to go get
the tattoo.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Uh that she did for the Morgan Dare for dollars,
and uh, the tattoo was done, we had to send
a female representative. Sammy was busy, Caroline couldn't be there,
and so well Menace was unavailable as well.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
She uses chick yodor.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I wish I could have been there.
Speaker 11 (11:31):
No, I switched to the Rock deodor in you know
the rock has that skincare you did. Yeah, I'm loving it. Okay,
we're also so good.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
We're assuming Gina isn't some sort of lesbian predator.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
That's true, making of You're right, you're making wild assumption.
Speaker 10 (11:46):
It was a very pubic experience.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Did you shave beforehand?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Morgan?
Speaker 9 (11:53):
Yes, I did, like the night before, so it's fresh.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Okay, cool, did you Gina?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
I did, just my girl yeah, so uh. Anyway, so
Gina was there to record, uh some commentary. She was
doing like a little bit of play by play and
asking some questions as the whole Yeah, as the whole
process was playing out. And this morning, finally, this is
the moment you all been waiting for. I will specifically
(12:18):
Morgan has been ready to spin the wheel to find
out how much she's getting for this tattoo, which is
a stick figure man holding a mop and it's right
there on her mound.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Where we were getting Is it photo ready yet? Because
the tattoos are very red and kind of you know.
Speaker 16 (12:36):
Oh, it's because it's such a small tattoo. There was
no you know, redness or blood. Really, it's ready.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
I'll whip it out.
Speaker 9 (12:42):
I don't have no problem.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Did you not take a photo? Let's not all get
a photo, a pre photo of the canvas of what
of like right when I was done, I was done?
Speaker 10 (12:53):
Yes, so I have plenty.
Speaker 8 (12:54):
Yeah, okay, I'm a mail Morgan from now until the
end of time.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Do it find a appropriate photo? Find a photo that
Morgan agrees with that proves I mean, because you can't
you're not going to see anything other than you know,
that's on mound skin.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
It's it's kind of cute.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Yeah, it is, come around.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
She kind of likes it.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (13:19):
Can we talk about how Sammy? This morning? I was like,
you want to see it, Sammy, and she's like, do
I have to say? Well, I didn't know.
Speaker 12 (13:26):
Where it was going to be located exactly, so I
didn't want to be seeing her whole area.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
But it was fine.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
It was I mean I didn't see everything.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Well, it depends on how she shows you, you know,
the whole area, so that I saw appropriately and it's
it's kind of cute. Yeah, like if she like if
she plopped down on the floor, took our pants off,
plopped down the flo I once spread eagle and then
showed you that way.
Speaker 10 (13:49):
Be a little weird.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah, you got a garden hose and was like, oh yeah,
checked out.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I started washing her car.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Man eight seven seven forty four. What he text us
over to two two nine eight seven. I'm gonna keep
it class with a couple of stories here pleased in
Florida arrest of this woman who attacked her own sister
with a ravioli. Her name's Nikia Davis. She was mad
because her sister brought home some food but wasn't sharing it,
so she grabbed the plate of ravioli threw it at
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her bitch.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Sister.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Sister calls the cops, and, according to the police report,
she still had some sauce from the raviolis on her
when they arrived. Nikia admitted to throwing the pasta and
was charged with battery.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Oh man, I don't get it.
Speaker 8 (14:33):
If you want some of it, you don't pick it
up and waste it. You throw it in your own face.
Speaker 11 (14:38):
True, that's I think a better question is di to
say what kind of ravioli? Because it was a chef
Boyardyke cares. I don't know if you guys are with me,
but lobster ravioli overrated.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
It's all dope, puret dough.
Speaker 10 (14:56):
I feel like you love the sauce and you don't
realize it.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
It tastes like the ocean, but it's.
Speaker 10 (15:01):
Like always like in a great like buttery sauce. But
you're like, the reveula is like, can you really even
taste it?
Speaker 5 (15:05):
It's super mid yeah, because lobster doesn't really have any
kind of taste until you drown.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
It in butter, right exactly.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
But you know, so if it's just the lobster meat
inside the ravioli, unless the ravioli is then covered in butter.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
But what if the rock had a line of lobster red.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Oh the rock lobster, it might be all over. It
tells me in this household, it wasn't lobster.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It's definitely canned.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Yeah, classy. There's a video that's gone viral. Some dudes
spits on a bus driver in New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yes, shout out to the bus driver.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Yeah, go fund me, because the driver beats the crap
out of this guy, puts them of the choke hold,
threatened this loser's life. So the cops, they were called.
Both guys arrested. And I don't blame the bus driver.
I mean, someone spits on you. He didn't kill him,
just roughed them up. Good' just go spitting on someone.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
And I was going through the news stories in like
ninety five percent of people on the bus driver's side
about this, and then just a couple are like, well
what do you what do he say beforehand? Like it
doesn't matter, you don't. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Another weird crime story, this one from South Carolina. This
guy freaked out at this candy store called Sugar Life
because they wouldn't accept a return. The store says, you know,
they make their return policy very clear when you check out.
I mean, who would want to buy loose candy? Yeah,
that someone else return It's that candy's like in the
bins and they charge you by weight, you know. Anyway,
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so this guy he wasn't getting so he got mad.
He pulled a gun, points to the two employees, threatens
to quote, put a chunk in their heads, okay if
they didn't give him his money back. And then he
did this, by the way, in front of a bunch
of other families who were in there with their kids.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
So that was really cool.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
So they gave him back his money, waited for him
to leave, They called the cops. They arrest him, taking
the jail. Now, in addition to the candy store charges,
they also found some cocaine and weed in his truck.
The cops said that he was involved in a related incident,
but didn't say what that was. Now, fun the accents bonus.
Here's one of the employees talking about what happened on
the local news. Again warning fun accent ahead.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Lesus candy store for family, for kids. It's now for
another people. He's yeah, it's a candy store for family.
He's drunk, he's high on cocaine.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Not that guy man that guys, you're trying to make
sense of what is to happened at a storm.
Speaker 11 (17:30):
Wasn't the best of When you were a kid, you
had one of those clear plastic bags and then you
started like piling in the candy from those bins until
you saw, like your parents, saw how much was in
there and realized it was like thirteen dollars a pound.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Yeah, that you were like loading up with Cola bottles. Oh,
the Cola bottles.
Speaker 10 (17:47):
The gummy cherries, the gummy.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Cross that's right, the bottles.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Those were gross ones, like gummy ones.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Oh okay, cola bottles are I'm thinking about the the wax?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Are you talking about the wax? We're talking about good stuff,
not like that.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
So it's gummy bears, except they look like little bottle
Cola bottles and they taste like cola. Yeah them bitches
is good.
Speaker 17 (18:15):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Get a big giant bag of sweedish fish. Oh, yeah,
them is good.
Speaker 8 (18:21):
Remember those those dots that are glued to the paper
and then yeahlue and that's fine too.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, those are good. Was a kid, those
are good, Like I wouldn't waste my time with those now,
but I was. I would still do the Cola bottles.
I would still do the sweedish fish. I would do
a fistful gummy worms. Yeah, gummy worms, yeah, those are
those are always good.
Speaker 9 (18:40):
Sour ones, yeah, the sour strips, I always.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
Oh you know what I would also get what are those?
I always forget the name of these things. They're like, uh,
I get the dark chocolate ones, but these old dark
chocolate discs that have like little white sprinkles, those are good.
Speaker 10 (18:56):
Like snowy white.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Yeah, those are always in those candy stores, those you know, and.
Speaker 8 (19:02):
Don't discount the jelly bean there. I know some crazy
flavors there.
Speaker 10 (19:09):
Yeah, half of them, that's all right, they do discount that.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I know where I'm going after work today.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
The candy store. It's some loose candy.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Why are you here, sir? Well, I want some loose candy?
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Eight forty four wood. He hit us up with the
text over to two to nine eight seven. We're going
to figure out which one of these pictures Gina can
share from the tattoo that Morgan got.
Speaker 10 (19:32):
I got one and you see a little g string too.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Nice, rare? Well, is that is that appropriate? Is that
is that approved Morgan?
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Or yeah?
Speaker 16 (19:40):
Okay, here's the thing, all right, I'm just making sure
I approved a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
So yeah, really over analyzing for Morgan, it's more of.
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Like, what do you want to see you?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I guess I'm asking more for the record.
Speaker 9 (19:53):
Yeah, also.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Got to be safe these days.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
You know, of course this is a good one.
Speaker 13 (20:00):
This is.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Does anybody remember when we first launched the Dare for
dollars on this oh Man months ago matter? Because it
came up there was this tattoo artist that was interested
in doing something and we said okay, fine, and Morgan
immediately in the meetings like I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, and so we're like, well, we'll make.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
It there for dollars where the listeners get to choose
the tattoo, make the suggestions, which is how we narrowed
it down to being the the man mopping the hardwood floors.
And then uh, it became more of a thing because
SeaBASS was trying to pitch for like some eight inch
tattoo full color like obs yeah, yeah, dripping wet who
(20:49):
had like some kind of mental disorder disability. Yeah yeah, right,
like it like the face on and uh and so
like that one back and then we had to wait
for it.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
It was kind of a hassle to.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Get the the schedule down between when Morgan's available and
when this guy, the tattoo artist was available. So finally
got it all worked out. So today we're gonna hear
how it all went. Because it finally got done. She
has a man mopping the hardwood floors right on her
pube mound.
Speaker 9 (21:15):
Yeah, really cute. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, you were so worried about it.
Speaker 16 (21:20):
I've really come around, and I think to your point, Woody,
that's why I was freaking out ahead of time, because
it was just so prolonged.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah. Yeah, it seems to have viscerally changed you, you know,
like I just worried about.
Speaker 11 (21:33):
You, oh yeah, depression and stuff, but it all kind
of went back to the tattoos.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
So I'm so believed that you like it.
Speaker 18 (21:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (21:42):
I look down and I'm like, oh, he's kind of cute.
I got a little buddy with me all the time.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
And now that you've sworn off sex, you don't ever
worried about anybody's seeing it except like your guy.
Speaker 9 (21:50):
No, right exactly, which she's gonna love that. The next year,
going to check up, I go into.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Yeah, rise, it's a conversation piece.
Speaker 16 (21:57):
It kind of when I laid down on the you
know what do you call it table? The table the tattoo.
We kind of made a joke because it was like
being at the guyn know, and like, oh, I put
my feet in the straps.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
Like yeah, there was no stirrups, but everything else it
felt like she was about to be examined.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Well we sent Ginagrad with Morgan because we needed somebody
to be able to capture like audio, talk to the
tattoo artists and talk to Morgan, asked some questions, you know,
for the radio element of this. Samuel was unavailable, Caroline unavailable,
so we sent Ginagrad. Yeah on the case. Thank you
for being our roving reporter on this.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Now, like, so I've never gotten a tattoo in this
particular case. When you're getting an area like this done,
how does it work? Like it's just a I've seen
a number of different tattoo shops. Like was this a
big place a small place? Are you kind of out
there in front of other people?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 10 (22:45):
This was a circular room, so it was like in
the top of a dome.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
It looks really cool.
Speaker 10 (22:49):
It is cool.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
So everyone is literally just staring at each other. You're
in a circle facing in.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Yeah yeah, and so like your vange is just out,
oh yeah, in the breeze. They don't have like those
little divider screens like they have for no one cares
like a doctor's office.
Speaker 10 (23:04):
No, God, no.
Speaker 16 (23:05):
If anything, I was more nervous of the other people
seeing me be a little bit about it, you know,
really whining and fork. Yeah, because they're in here getting
sleep exactly.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
There are people coming back for like their fourth session
of their masterpiece, just totally stoic and not mark.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Would you be comfortable being out on display like that?
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Yeah, in that situation, I feel like everyone was kind
of like mind in their business.
Speaker 10 (23:26):
But I mean, there is no privacy, but.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
I'm assuming it's mostly dudes, right, yeah, there was.
Speaker 8 (23:32):
There was There was one girl one you female tattoo, Samy.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Would you be comfortable something like that?
Speaker 14 (23:40):
No?
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Way, you don't have any tattoos either, But let's say
you were, for the sake of argument, like being on display.
Speaker 12 (23:45):
Like that, right, No, I wouldn't like that, like you said,
in a room full of guys and just being like
but I guess once you're in the environment, maybe it
feels normal something.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah, because everybody's doing it.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Okay, Now were you were you drunk at all and
do anything beforehand?
Speaker 10 (23:57):
Glad you asked?
Speaker 9 (23:58):
So, Yes, that's the pointment.
Speaker 18 (23:59):
Was it?
Speaker 9 (24:00):
Am?
Speaker 16 (24:00):
By the way, so on my way, I stopped at
a liquor store.
Speaker 9 (24:04):
Wait, wait, wait, I think.
Speaker 10 (24:05):
I think we have somebody.
Speaker 8 (24:07):
Our our tattoo artists who ended up being a great guy,
was running a little late, so about four.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
That's what it added to the anticipation, because he was like, yeah,
forty five minutes late.
Speaker 10 (24:16):
Yeah, we called him.
Speaker 8 (24:17):
And you know, it's like when you when the phone
wakes you up and you have to think of a
lie and you can't, so mid sentence you just like
tell on yourself. And he's like, oh, I had a
problem with my alarm. So we're waiting and waiting, and
Morgan's getting more nervous and more nervous, and so yeah,
she decided to take the early morning edge off.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Yes, all right, here we go, Morgan. How are you feeling?
Speaker 9 (24:37):
I think it's nerves, But yeah, man, I'm ready to go.
Speaker 10 (24:41):
Wait did you already mention your pregame?
Speaker 9 (24:45):
No, I haven't mentioned that.
Speaker 16 (24:46):
So parked my car, you know, in this crazy situation,
And what did I have with me? In one of
those little minis from the tequila.
Speaker 9 (24:53):
Story from Oh my God, from the.
Speaker 16 (24:56):
Liquor Store, excuse me, I just had a little shot
at tequila I'm so dam nervous.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Okay, yeah, at ten am with no food and I'm
kind of a lightweight.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I was feeling it.
Speaker 8 (25:07):
It was so as much as I thought, and I
was hoping, and I just assumed that Fernando, ur tattoo
artist was going to free hand it because it's a
stick figure. Oh no, no, no, no, no, Like he was
taking this very seriously, as you should. He draws it
out on the iPad and we go through a couple
of different renditions, and then he takes, like for anyone
who doesn't have a tattoo, like a little piece of
(25:28):
paper and like sticks it on your skin and peels
it off like a kid's like temporary.
Speaker 10 (25:31):
Tattoo, and sure uses that.
Speaker 8 (25:33):
So here's what Morgan thinks of her little cartoon Janitor. Okay,
so the stencil has been put on. It is in
the I mean, I'm not a doctor, but I'm going
to say the Cubist region. How are you feeling, Morgan.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
I'm feeling good.
Speaker 8 (25:47):
Are you happy with the size and the little guy
in his smile?
Speaker 16 (25:51):
I'm very I'm actually very happy with the drawing of it.
Speaker 9 (25:54):
He has a nice little smile, like.
Speaker 10 (25:55):
He's walking up to go mop up.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Right.
Speaker 16 (25:57):
He looks like he's enjoys his job. You know, there's
a lot of what miss to clean up, but he's
happy about it.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
So this, uh, this was drawn by the tattoo artists
because we have like a little reference thing that we
draw on a post.
Speaker 16 (26:09):
It note and we're here, he asked. When we got there,
He's like, do you have a picture? And we're like, oh,
we can draw on real quick.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
But no, because we were drawing a couple of different
versions on post it notes in the office the day.
Speaker 10 (26:20):
Some were terrifying.
Speaker 8 (26:21):
And also he didn't have a face, and I was like, well,
we got to give the guy a little personality. Yeah,
so yeah, I gave him smile. So this tattoo artist
is amazing and he seems like he'd be down for anything.
But I found the one thing that he will.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Not do, okay, like the area or the kind.
Speaker 8 (26:42):
Of asked him and this is this was the story
he regaled us with.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Okay, to do like in the middle of the vagina, and.
Speaker 11 (26:51):
I didn't do it because the risk of infection is
high there.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Okay, so more more intrusive on the vagina. Yeah, and
I and then also no, buttholes right, and what.
Speaker 7 (27:02):
I got for.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
At first, I was like, Okay, so he's going to
do something around the vagina and around them, and I
was like, oh, maybe he's talking about the taint like
in the middle of the vagina and.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
The Buttom.
Speaker 9 (27:14):
Also, who wants a tattoo there?
Speaker 11 (27:16):
Oh we did on my previous morning show.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah, to the street.
Speaker 11 (27:19):
Guy that tattoo tattoo like wow, like a spider web,
a spye. Then the on the leg we did a
rose and then a penis coming out of the middle.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
And was the the taint tattoo super painful?
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I mean we did in studio. It was pretty gross.
Speaker 10 (27:39):
Would be torture, Yeah, I wonder if that's painful, but.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
It's gotta because, like I mean, this area is pretty painful.
Speaker 9 (27:48):
It was more than I expected.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
She made some noises and now the pregaming was her
first rookie mistake because I say, you shouldn't you know,
have alcohol and your sister and joining this. Apparently Morgan
made another rookie miss Steak before getting inked.
Speaker 16 (28:01):
Last night, I had a dream my I I was
getting the tattoo and it was bleeding everywhere, right, and
I was freaking out. It was like a nightmare and
I woke up.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
It wasn't.
Speaker 16 (28:10):
The tattoo is my peer, right, So I mean I
took some midol this morning, and then after I took it,
I'm like, oh my god, I googled like, can you
take mytyl.
Speaker 9 (28:19):
Before a tattoo? And it tells you not to do that?
So that plus.
Speaker 16 (28:22):
Actually yeah, yeah, mistakes.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
So you're sitting there on your pier mak it on
a table in front of everybody else, string dangling kind
of peer like, no, I'm.
Speaker 16 (28:36):
Not I'm not completely naked. You know, my pants are
around my ankles at I'm picturing.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Right, you too, Yeah, I mean I thought you were
essentially naked.
Speaker 16 (28:47):
No, I just pulled my shorts down type of thing.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
That's not that's not that bad.
Speaker 9 (28:53):
There's no string hanging out.
Speaker 16 (28:54):
And sorry, I'm sorry everyone tm I because I got
home later that day g and I'm like, why did
I say that?
Speaker 10 (29:00):
Because it's the truth.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
So there you are on the table with.
Speaker 8 (29:03):
A peer, and it's finally time to fire up the tattoo.
Gonna get started, all right, it's buzzing.
Speaker 10 (29:11):
Here comes Morgan.
Speaker 16 (29:12):
I'm so I'm scared. I'm gonna scream, and there's people
in here. I can It's close to the pubis nerves,
that's for sure.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
Okay, the needle is on her skin, it's dragging her.
He's making the mop. We're gonna just breathe.
Speaker 16 (29:26):
Yeah, I'm trying not to move. Also, this is a close.
I've been touched down there a while.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Ye, yes, since March.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Right. It was the vibration of the god just awesome.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
I did like the vibration.
Speaker 8 (29:36):
Yeah, she was okay with like just like going over
at once and like moving on. What she didn't appreciate
was Fernando going back over a spot he had already done.
Speaker 16 (29:49):
Huh, this spot hurts bad right here? What is he
doing right now?
Speaker 11 (29:53):
I'm trying to saturate everything so it can't stay perfect.
Speaker 10 (29:57):
Morgan wants a perfect Take your time.
Speaker 9 (29:59):
I do, so, it's most important.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
You're trying to what it saturated? Actually saturated?
Speaker 8 (30:06):
Yeah, make sure it really stays right.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
So I'm surprised you just started more like more gasming.
Speaker 16 (30:12):
You know, I know because text suggestions before this, and
I thought about it, but no, I was not gonna.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
I was already about word take the edge of you.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Know, already readwarness though that you were really a big
baby when it came to that.
Speaker 16 (30:23):
I am, and I was because a lot of times,
like I get wheezy in the head, I get all
white and I you know, they got to give me
sugar type of thing. So I was more nervous about.
Speaker 8 (30:34):
And I'm like, girl, laid down, this is not good.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Good point.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Anybody knows that the tattoo artist kind of sounds like
Fez from that seventies show.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
Yeah, yeah, he kind of does to.
Speaker 11 (30:44):
Do like in the middle of the vagina and I
didn't do it because the risk of infection is high there.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Wow he does, he.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Kind of does, right, all right, So Morgan is getting
her her tattoo on her pube mound that she did
dare for dollars. She's going through with the whole thing.
She went through it already. We're just getting the recap here.
Gina grad went with her to the tattoo parlor and uh,
we're in the middle of the tattoo at this point.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (31:11):
So instead of getting used to the feeling, because I
thought like at first, like it hurts and then you
kind of get used to it. No, no, no, Morgan's
agony seemed to get worse the longer she went through
this process.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, you think, all.
Speaker 8 (31:22):
Right, Morgan has entered the lama's breathing portion of this situation.
Speaker 10 (31:27):
Is it?
Speaker 8 (31:27):
Is it getting worse? Morgan?
Speaker 9 (31:28):
I feel like this is what happened. A baby feels like.
Speaker 18 (31:31):
Ah, oh my god, you go a little bit south,
and it probably feels fine that this is so painful.
Speaker 16 (31:42):
Yeah, because I was, honestly, it was a really nice
place and I was worried about cosmic scene. No, it
looks like breathing deep, you know.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
It looks so modern, like a spaceship and.
Speaker 9 (31:52):
It is awesome in there.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
You can tell to ask a question as somebody who's
not gotten a tattoo for the people in the room
and that have got him, like Greg Menace, Amy Morgan,
like like does that normally, Like you say, you got
a tattoo like on your own not necessarily your pewed mound.
Speaker 13 (32:07):
Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Do you kind of get used to it after a
minute and all of a sudden, like you're not like
paying attention to it anymore.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
It's just the beginning of it.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
They do. Yeah, I am Morgan.
Speaker 9 (32:17):
Too small to have experience with that, but.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Morgan seems to be extra sensitive about it.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, but it's never pleasant.
Speaker 11 (32:27):
My last tattoo, I like, I really didn't hurt at all.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Yeah, I mean, do they put any kind of like
numbing stuff on your skin to do it or anything
like that.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Okay, it's definitely not pleasant. It's kind of burns more
than anything else. Yeah, when they have to shade, I
think that's painful, and I'm.
Speaker 9 (32:45):
Really feeling I've never had to do that.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Actually gets like real basic, easy tattoos, but you do
get used to it.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
This guy for Nando says he doesn't work in color,
but he does a lot of shading, which I think would.
Speaker 10 (32:55):
Be incredibly excruciating.
Speaker 8 (32:57):
So as we're wrapping things up, Morgan started to like
get a little existential and kind of project in the future.
She got very specific about how she wanted to be compensated.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
For this stupid oh with the wheel Yeah, sorry, how.
Speaker 10 (33:09):
Much money are you hoping to get for this?
Speaker 8 (33:11):
Morgan?
Speaker 16 (33:11):
When you spend that goddamn wheels and it comes up
as like twenty five fifty bucks over the Lewis is,
I will be walking out of the studio.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I'll be quitting that day.
Speaker 16 (33:20):
Vaughn's gonna have to take over the board for me.
Speaker 9 (33:23):
It's gonna be done.
Speaker 10 (33:26):
She has a lot of tho.
Speaker 16 (33:27):
Yeah, which, now that I've had it, you know, a
day or two. I don't think I'll quit if I
get twenty bucks.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
I don't think.
Speaker 9 (33:33):
So, you don't think no, I don't think you might check.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Well, but you know what, like unlike this job, that
tattoo is forever, forever, so I can think you're good.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Memories.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Do you want to hear a super cut? Oh yeah,
all of Morgan's reaction. Yeah, while the tattoo is going on.
So here's a little this is what Gina put together
for us.
Speaker 9 (33:54):
Oh my god, I'll get that hurtsert. Oh my god,
this is so painful.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
It's a little my gift to you. So you have
something to remember, well.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
You were a trooper.
Speaker 13 (34:11):
Sure.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
Yeah. And what's the name of the tattoo artist.
Speaker 10 (34:16):
It's Fernando.
Speaker 11 (34:17):
Fernando at Gang Tattoo tattoo all right, Yeah, it's on
our Instagram at the show on Instagram. The photo the
photos up there, the photo, you got it.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
It's on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
It's on Instagram. And then we tagged him in the show.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah, he's all happy.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I like his eyes.
Speaker 10 (34:37):
Do you like how he's in the middle of scrubbing up.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah, in the mid Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Can you point like exactly, like how how high is
it or low is it?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Right here? Okay, okay, okay, I'll whip it out. No, no, no,
I don't need it. I don't need any lawyers in here, okay.
Speaker 10 (34:54):
And and I think there might be one more.
Speaker 16 (34:56):
Yeah, So I have a surprise for you all, because
why not go a above and beyond? You know, I'm
already there, you know. And the dude he even offered Gina,
He's like, do you want anything?
Speaker 8 (35:07):
She's like, if I didn't have to take my own
to the airport, I would have done it.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
She also wants to be able to be buried in
the Jew cemetery. They won't accept her in the jew
cemetery if she gets that tattoo.
Speaker 16 (35:18):
So if you guys remember one of the runners up,
which used to be like r I p O J
and then we changed it to.
Speaker 19 (35:25):
Yeah, surprised, I gotta tattoo. But I did get r
I p o J there, and honestly, I love this tattoo.
Speaker 20 (35:40):
I'm I just said R I P O J we
have a we need a photo that rule.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Obviously, that one equally painful.
Speaker 16 (35:58):
No, this one did not hurt much at all. But
I think I got more fat right here.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Yeah, that's that's on your butt on the butchet.
Speaker 13 (36:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (36:04):
And so shout out to Fernando because I don't think
he was expecting.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Now on there, all right, well, Morgan, great, great job.
Speaker 9 (36:12):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Wait to be brave. Yeah, we'll take the break and
then we'll come back. Let you spin the wheel, yes,
Finn of how much this tattoo is gonna be worth
She'll spin the wheel of money next on the Woody Show.
Hang on, all right, So I brought out the big wheel, yeah, okay,
as opposed to a little small one that you normally
spind because this is a big deal, A big wheel
(36:35):
for a big deal.
Speaker 9 (36:36):
Okay, are the numbers bigger?
Speaker 13 (36:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
I think.
Speaker 13 (36:39):
So.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
It's the one that we use for all our other big
you know stuff. So there's a there's a couple of things.
There was one because you know, there was a blank
space on there, which I replaced with sixty nine.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Dollars that was appropriate.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Yeah, and then there's a spin again spot on there. Okay,
so you know, if you get that, obviously you get
another trying to get Now it's up to one thousand dollars. Yeah,
there's one fifty dollars spot on there.
Speaker 9 (37:05):
That's the lowest, right, yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
Then it jumps right to one hundred. Nice, there's a
two fifty three undred to two hundred four hundred three fifty.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Yeah pretty good.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Yeah yeah, all right, so this is this is very exciting.
Once you step up to the wheel and go ahead
and spin that, we're gonna find out how much this tattoo.
And if you want to see the video, it's posted
on our Instagram at the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
It spin, it spins toward you.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
Yeah, yeah, it's oh yeah, the photo of the of
the tattoo. Go ahead, yeah yeah, big, it's our big, old, clunky,
crappy wheel, big money.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
I'm excited. You shouldn't be. It's not your money, but.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Everybody like spending somebody else's money.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
No, big, go big, All right, that is a really
it's a really good spin.
Speaker 21 (38:02):
Come on, it's slowing down, slowing down, So.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
It landed on fifty dollars.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
We on there, there's no weight on there, I honest,
you know.
Speaker 9 (38:24):
It looked like he was hitting a thousand, I swear
it did.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yeah, and then it passed it.
Speaker 11 (38:30):
Yeah, I had a little more momentum. You know how
wheels work, right.
Speaker 22 (38:33):
You are having fun.
Speaker 12 (38:34):
Fifty dollars okay, but she got tattoos?
Speaker 5 (38:38):
No, no, no, you want to pay forty You want
to spin the wheel and you can pay for it money.
This is not money. This is money coming out of
my pop.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll step up. But
hold on, I was gonna off. I was gonna offer something.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
All right, you could spin again, okay, but you only
get half of what it lands on. That's better than
fifty bucks A good one? Is that a deal?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
It could be twenty five? Though, Menace?
Speaker 2 (39:01):
What was your offer? My offer was the full amount?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
The full amount?
Speaker 11 (39:04):
Yeah, the second because I the OJ thing was my idea.
So I love the OJ tattoo.
Speaker 9 (39:09):
Well I do too, So I feel bad.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
This is like shirk. Yeah, you have two offers on
the table, which one.
Speaker 16 (39:15):
Soft is spinn again and get half of it or
the second off and get the full Yeah?
Speaker 10 (39:20):
Don't you too?
Speaker 2 (39:22):
I do? Yeah, I feel like mister wonderful here. Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 9 (39:25):
I will take menaces deal.
Speaker 5 (39:27):
Yeah, okay, there, do it, all right, step back up
to the wheel.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
Come on, Morgan, you got this, all right, Morgans one
fifty dollars spot on mat wheel sucks.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
Yes, all right, here we go. There's another big spin.
Speaker 10 (39:41):
On, big big bug.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
I can't believe it landed on the fifty.
Speaker 10 (39:47):
Come on, all right, still going strong, come big money.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
Now, this is I mean, very clean. This is even
a more aggressive spin than that first one. Yeah, this
is last year, all right, all right, slowing down, it's
slowing down past fifty, and it's going to land on
two dollars two. Yeah, yeah, it's better than fifty, which
(40:18):
I'm gonna give you the fifty because I promise you
the fifty, Menace fifty. Yeah, and Menace offered the other
spin for the second tattoo because he likes it so much,
so two hundred and fifty on.
Speaker 9 (40:29):
Right, great, okay, honestly, that's great.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
That's fine.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Yeah, good, all right, good good.
Speaker 16 (40:35):
I'm the fact that I've even, you know, come to
terms with the tattoo in general.
Speaker 10 (40:39):
Yeah, actually, good, you got two free tattoos.
Speaker 11 (40:42):
I think there's some shenannigans going on.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
The Woody Show's back and we are into another new
hour of insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It
is Tuesday morning. It's August the twentieth, twenty twenty four.
What that's Greg gory y minutes, Good morning, there is
Sea mass. We got Sammy Gina grad special correspondent today
(41:09):
for Morgan's tattoo, which if you're just tuning in, we
got the recap from that. You know, Gina was there
with Morgan to get the tattoo done and we had
some audio from that. You'll be able to hear that
on the full show podcast if you go to the
woodieshow dot com uh later on today, it'll be there
for you.
Speaker 11 (41:26):
And see the tattoo at the tattoo on Instagram on
our Instagram the bonus tattoo on our Instagram story.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
Of Yeah, she went and got a surprise bonus tattoo.
It says ri I p OJ and she got that
on our butt cheek and then she spun the wheel
and she got two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
She was devastated when OJ died. I know, let's add
she was devastated when work for a week.
Speaker 8 (41:49):
Right, she was in morning.
Speaker 23 (41:52):
I never hooked up with it, but yeah, it's I
got a brand new redneck news coming up for you
a second, just say program note that coming up for
you tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
We're gonna have all the audio from the twenty twenty
four gathering of the Juggalo was on the scene, lucky
for the for the Juggalo gathering, was it as intense
this year?
Speaker 1 (42:13):
A little bit more subdued?
Speaker 2 (42:16):
They yes, and no. I mean you can get every
single drug you could ever want. Sure, But there were
they there was a lot of talk about securities cracking down.
They're not letting us throw a week we like to.
Speaker 5 (42:29):
I'm just wondering because like the crowd, the ICP crowd, I imagine,
is getting older. Yeah there, you know, like their core audience,
their core fan base is getting older.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
So I don't know, maybe they're chilling. Yeah, we discussed that,
but I've I actually this and I was looking for that.
But this year, I said, a lot of first timers,
a lot of folks who they've heard the hype. They said,
Oh there's a place I can go do all the
drugs I want, and I could literally be new to day.
But you're implying incorporated with the well, yeah, they were,
(42:59):
because ic he loves throwing stuff a thing at people
on stage, and I heard numerous people saying, man, the
security when they see us throw stuff, they.
Speaker 5 (43:07):
Tell us to stop, and that's not cool. Anyway, Just
to give you a little preview, I saw this online
and this is a woman. She showed up at the
gathering of the Juggalo.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
So yeah, this is from clown VISs. He was one
of the hosts. He's like, he's a he's a Juggalo
clown Elvis impersonator and he went to Juggalo Viral, which
I think was what he's about to play.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Here.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
The lady, she's in a power chair wheelchair. She's got
this plastic dildo yep.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
But it's filled with like rocks and sand.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
Yeah, and she's in a T shirt that says I
heart pegging men, which she also has lingerie. She's hitting
on like a like a cowprint thing on her wheelchair.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Look at this, Oh my.
Speaker 5 (43:47):
Am I missing anything about the description? How much do
you think she weighs?
Speaker 2 (43:51):
It's a belly shirt.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
She is in the mid to high pound range. Easy,
long braided hair with different colored scrunchy Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:00):
How big do you think that clear dildo filled with sand?
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Is that looks.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Let's say nine to ten.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Smaller. Yeah, first off, Gina, how are you sorry?
Speaker 5 (44:13):
I mean that's a yeah?
Speaker 13 (44:15):
All right?
Speaker 5 (44:15):
Well, here she is talking to clown Vist there at
the gathering of the Juggle an.
Speaker 8 (44:19):
Actual replication of my husband's penis with his ashes that
I have slowly been spreading around the gathering.
Speaker 5 (44:29):
He's here, Yeah, so he was there with her. That's
those are her husband's ashes in this dilda that was
molded after his actual penis.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
I don't know if i'd buy them. I don't buy
that either, Yeah, because it's it's very large, and how
would they molded it? And they made it so they
can hold ashes, I don't think so much.
Speaker 5 (44:47):
Girl can be but hey, good for her and she
got married.
Speaker 10 (44:52):
Yeah, there's there's a live for everybody out there.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
And maybe she pegged him to death.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Well yeah, we're going to talk to the lady who
sells the Iheartpegging men's shirts.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Okay, sweet, all right, So that's that's tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (45:05):
Full recap of the Gathering of the Juggles twenty twenty
four with Sea Mast tomorrow here on the show brand
new Redneck News Show. If you think s Spranders count
as a shirt men news. As anybody wants this picture,
can I keep it?
Speaker 2 (45:25):
That's for your ceiling.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
I'll be taking that home.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Cloud this on Twitter probably your Joe material.
Speaker 5 (45:29):
Yeah yeah, Well today's redneck news is from Leyton, Utah.
Where you got this thirty six year old fella, Keith
Sterling Franzen. He got himself arrested after he got high
on air duster and he tried to hijack.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
A city bus whoa badass.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
According to the police report, he was riding the bus
and taking multiple hits off of a can of compressed air.
Another passenger alerted the bus driver, who then told Keith
to knock it off.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Hey, I thought when you huffed duster, I thought you
kind of just got like you couldn't really do much. Yeah,
but you keep huffing it and huffing it, and you're
kind of falling all over yourself.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
In response, Keith grabbed the bus driver by the arm
sprayed him in the face what was left of the
air duster. Driver pulled over, got everyone off the bus,
but Keith refused to get out, and he started spraying
a fire extinguisher all over the interior of said bush.
Speaker 10 (46:18):
Super chill guy.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
So the concher called. When they arrived, he threw his
phone at the officer and then pulled out a small
lighter which he used to try to burn the officer with.
He also broke the officer's radio. Anyway, they got him
in the cuffs. They brought him to jail. He was
charged with hijacking, assault, assault on a police officer, resisting arrest,
abusive a substance to sort the kind of a whole
(46:39):
bunch of stuff. Also turns out Keith no stranger of
the law. He has racked up nine felon he's just
over the last five years and he was out already
on probation.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Now, Venice, you don't could have prevented all that destruction
and damage and police officer getting hurt. Hmm.
Speaker 10 (46:55):
Maybe a gun that shoots nets.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yeah, hello, that gun.
Speaker 10 (47:00):
That's a really good idea. Yes, thank you there, spider Man.
Speaker 5 (47:03):
Asked, Yes, that has been saying for years.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Yeah, the order them. Yeah they're still herefers yep. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
Bother you guys from Layton, Utah. That is thirty six
year old Keith Sterling Franzen, who was hitting the air
duster hard on a city bus, which he then tried
to hijack before fighting the cops.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
That gun God bless and that is today's raid.
Speaker 6 (47:26):
Nick boys, demn funny drinks.
Speaker 5 (47:39):
All right, get do a couple of things here, big
top line headline today, Night number one of the Democratic
National Convention wrapped up last night, President Biden passing the torch.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
They keep saying to Kamala Harris.
Speaker 5 (47:52):
Now here's the thing, man. They kept him on ice
all night and he didn't even hit the stage until
eleven thirty Eastern time?
Speaker 2 (47:59):
How was he and away?
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Wait?
Speaker 10 (48:01):
What he should have some cocoa and be in.
Speaker 5 (48:03):
Bed by now yeah, way late, way past primetime. But
he flew in, he did the speech, and then immediately
got out of town. And word is you know he's
pissed about getting tossed by his own party because it
should have been his convention, right. I mean, I'm glad
it's not, but I could see where he'd be pissed. Tonight,
President Obama and Michelle Obama are scheduled to speak.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
So there's that.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Took over all my TV programming.
Speaker 5 (48:28):
Yeah, if only there were streaming services and stuff.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
No, but I want to watch my inside edition maybe.
Speaker 5 (48:34):
Some Okay, this this story, man is crazy. This former
NFL players in the news. He got arrested for peeing
on another passenger on a flight. His name is Goster Shareless.
He was an offensive lineman for the Colts, the Lions,
and the Buccaneers. Now I got the audio here. This
(48:55):
is the report from NBC ten in Boston. He went
to Boston University or Boston College or something, so it's
a tie for them, which is why NBC ten.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
But listen to what happened in front.
Speaker 5 (49:04):
Of a judge Monday morning.
Speaker 14 (49:05):
Goster shaer list pled not guilty after allegedly urinating on
a passenger on board a flight early Sunday morning. Now,
he opted not to take questions after his arrangement, but
in newly obtained court documents, it states he was in
a bad mood due to his seating arrangement, so he
became disruptive, veritable, delirious and aggressive. To hear, about forty
(49:29):
minutes into the flight, he stood up, walked over to
an elderly woman and you're a native, forcing the pilot
to divert the flight back to Boston, forcing divert that.
Speaker 5 (49:40):
Shine well, besides his bladder. He released a statement blaming
his sleeping meds for the incident, He said, in preparation
for the unexpected overnight flight, I took a sleeping medication
that I don't normally use, which resulted in behavior that
not representative.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Of my character.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Now, Greg, if you were on a flight and you
took whatever to ambient and.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
A couple always wanted to try ambient, Oh and you
you did.
Speaker 11 (50:06):
Yeah, you did this on an old lady, knowing that
you would be banned for life from all flights.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
Would you do it?
Speaker 13 (50:11):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Your dream?
Speaker 5 (50:14):
He says that I don't believe he truly wants banned
from flight, because you do want the option to go
places that you really want to go. You really want
to go to Italy's ship.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
But now I'm leaning team wood you. If I want
to go to Italy, I can just google photos. That's right,
I can just Yeah, I can see that. I mean,
this is the Tuger Woodson. You take an ambient, you're
it's overnight, you wake up, you don't know what you're doing.
You just pea somewhere.
Speaker 10 (50:38):
He probably woke up peeing.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
You're mad about your seat assignment, so you take it
out on some random woman.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
If he's ambient walking he doesn't know what he's doing.
Also keeping a classy. A dad in Germany got arrested.
He left his kid in a hot car. Well, he
wants to go see a hooker kids. Okay, cops broke
in the vehicle, gave the kids some water, taking the
hospital before it being turned over by the way to
his Who is or was I should say, the dude's fiance.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Okay, lucky lady.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
So he's out with the prostitute kids in the German
you say, yeah, so he's probably all like, yeah, wrong, dude,
we're the kings of my accents here propper German accent.
That's right.
Speaker 10 (51:17):
You stayed right here, child.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
I would you stay here?
Speaker 1 (51:23):
You would not be doing this if your mom my
fiance wasn't such a pile.
Speaker 5 (51:26):
I'm going to hook you.
Speaker 10 (51:28):
Guys are incredible. I thought you were both German.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
Yeah right, we are the best. When it comes back
to the radio, my fiance is such a prude. Reports
are that Jeff Bezos is looking to buy the Boston Celtics.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Yeah, what do you think about that?
Speaker 5 (51:40):
The team's current ownership announced that they intend to sell
the team for quote a state and family planning considerations,
and the NBA thinks the Celtics should sell for around
six billion dollars, but that is nothing, as we discussed,
chump change. For Jeff Bezos, that's an odd choice though
because he's not from Boston. It's a bad time to
buy because they're champions, but.
Speaker 2 (52:02):
That's probably where the project. Yeah, why would that be
a bad time because their evaluation is super high. You
don't it's not a distressed asset by any means.
Speaker 13 (52:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Let's say, let's take HGTV as a great example, as
it always is the flipper flop people. They don't go
to like a brand new mansion that's at the top
of its peak, a place where they can put work
into it and therefore get better return on their value.
Speaker 11 (52:23):
But it's not like Mark Cuban, who was only a
billionaire that bought a team. This is Jeff Bezos, who's
it doesn't matter what the evaluation of the team like
super villain money.
Speaker 5 (52:35):
But at this at the same time, it's like it's
the it's one of the most storied franchises, Boston Celtics.
It's always going to have this crazy value high values
because of the markets in the TV right all the.
Speaker 1 (52:48):
Oh, I really didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
But I'm saying, but they are current and now and
future probably the NBA champions, so this would not be
the time to buy them.
Speaker 5 (52:56):
So what I'm saying, come to me with investments if
you want to get a deal, Jeff, learn about money
if you want.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
To buy it, and then also look like, oh, you
helped get them a championship. That's what Kevan did him Dallas.
Dallas had no kind of basketball history before he showed up. Yeah, yeah,
but then he poured everything into the team and you
know exactly. But but he's got way less money than
Jeff Bezos. His men is pointed out poor, so it
doesn't even matter.
Speaker 13 (53:23):
You know.
Speaker 5 (53:23):
It's like some people are willing to pay for the
convenience of valet parking. It's like, yeah, you could pay
you know, a lot less and go parking a lot
over there yourself, but not now. I'm what this guy
do it. Three times we were talking about this too.
For a younger chicks, high heels are out quote they
scream try uh, they scream try hard, old person, I
(53:45):
don't know that. But mostly it's lack of conference.
Speaker 1 (53:49):
This is the one trip.
Speaker 5 (53:51):
Uh well, enter Sarah Blakely she's the founder of Spanks.
She's got a new shoe coming out today. They're called
Sneaks s n E E, which are high heeled sneakers.
Here's what they look like.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
What yeah, two food. I mean, she's something new.
Speaker 5 (54:06):
She's been working on the concept for nine years. They're
made with the leather mesh and swayed and the prices
range anywhere from three hundred and ninety five dollars noise
to five hundred and ninety five dollars per pare I
support it.
Speaker 6 (54:21):
There's still high heel shoes. I mean, you're not getting
around that.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
There's still a stiletto in the backfitt.
Speaker 9 (54:25):
Yeah, it's still gonna be uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (54:27):
You don't know. She spent nine years on making them comfortable.
Speaker 13 (54:30):
You know.
Speaker 8 (54:30):
I had high heel tivas like as a joke, and
those were the most uncomfortable thing I've ever put on.
Speaker 10 (54:36):
I think this is a total waste of money.
Speaker 12 (54:39):
Yeah, to be to be at that angle when you're walking.
Just in general, it's bad for your back exactly.
Speaker 10 (54:44):
It doesn't matter if you put a rubber sole on
the bottom of it.
Speaker 13 (54:46):
Secks.
Speaker 5 (54:46):
Yeah, but also like why wouldn't you just you know,
either wear heels if you're gonna if you're gonna have
to like walk at an angle like that, or just
wear like a lot of the women are wearing now,
like to wear a dressed and then they'll wear like converts.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
Are Yeah, disappeared our flat bear sneakers.
Speaker 11 (55:02):
Yeah, and they're finally selling disposable flats like in vetting
machines around the Vegas striping that for a while because
you know, ineviably you'll see women after the club barefoot
through the street.
Speaker 8 (55:17):
Been watching the zombie walkers that are all drunk and
can't walk in their shoes anymore.
Speaker 13 (55:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (55:22):
Disney World in Orlando, they've announced that they are getting
rid of Tom Sawyer Island, and people are pissed. It's
part of their plan though, to expand Frontierland, which includes
repurposing Tom Sawyer Island and the Rivers of America so
they can build a car's theme ride kind of like
they have at Disneyland and Anaheim. Tom Sawyer Island open
in Disneyland in nineteen fifty six, oh and Anaheim there,
(55:45):
and then twenty years later they built a replica of
it at Magic Kingdom in Orlando.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
Wait, is anyone going to miss that, I don't think so.
I like it for a nostalogist nostalgia thing.
Speaker 10 (55:55):
I mean the fact that it's there.
Speaker 8 (55:57):
But like, do Disney adults Okay, Sammy, yes, would you
ever actually go to Tom Sawyer's Island?
Speaker 18 (56:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (56:03):
So here's the thing that I've noticed.
Speaker 12 (56:05):
Tom Sorwy Island is a great place to get away
when you have kids or yourself are over stimulated, but
you still want an activity to do because they can
kind of just run around and be away from people.
Speaker 6 (56:17):
And it's it's really I think a positive part of Disney.
Speaker 5 (56:20):
But what do you do there?
Speaker 12 (56:22):
There's like little it's like a playground almost kind of
with like a wooden playground to just right pretty much.
Speaker 18 (56:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (56:30):
Yeah, the whole thing is going over to this island.
That's what the kids want to do, Like oh we
go over there, right.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (56:36):
It's not like a ride. There's no ride or anything
like that over there.
Speaker 2 (56:39):
O deep is that water? Truly? I don't not here
like all different types of stories.
Speaker 5 (56:46):
Oh, it's like I mean they got they got the
boats to go through, like the big river boat.
Speaker 2 (56:51):
They're on tracks, aren't they. Yeah?
Speaker 5 (56:53):
I know, But like I wonder how deep that's gotta
be find out.
Speaker 2 (56:57):
I know there's gotta be.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
If only there was like Google, there's got to be
a goo.
Speaker 8 (57:00):
There was a fishing line and the first thing that
comes up is not very deep, and there it is.
They said the depth is between four to eight feet,
depending on where.
Speaker 2 (57:12):
You could stand up in part of it. Man, let's
get a photo for the grand noise.
Speaker 5 (57:16):
Justin's texting And just so you know, the part about
Joe Biden being mad about the convention not true. He
even said it last night that he was not upset.
I'm saying, dude, like okay, and I get why, but
like if you were the guy who was running and
all of a sudden there was this thing to get
you to drop out of the race, like, there's no way.
(57:37):
I just I'm thinking, as a person, forget politics for
a second. Screw you guys, Like you've got to be
like he's putting on a good face, but you know
he's got to be pissed.
Speaker 11 (57:45):
All this politician stuff is. You know that it's all
ego just kind of like planned out script of his
wife than him. He wants to like take a nap
because he.
Speaker 1 (57:56):
Said he wasn't.
Speaker 2 (58:00):
Mentioned.
Speaker 1 (58:00):
Yeah, so there.
Speaker 5 (58:01):
Well, just I understand, like, hey, that's what was said
on TV. I'm thinking like, think about you personally, like
something that you were, it was your thing and all
of a sudden it got taken away from you and
it was beyond your control. Would you know that was
the case, Like, you wouldn't be pissed. You've got to
be pissed. He's gotta be mad, I would think so
if he's not, I would I wouldn't trust him if
(58:22):
he wasn't right right.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
But then the uh, the upshot is okay, cool, Now
I can go chill at the beach.
Speaker 5 (58:29):
Yeah right, yeah A hundred rights eight seven seven forty four.
Wooding hit us up with the text over to two
to ninety seven, will be right back, will be right back.
Speaker 2 (58:40):
Don't hit me.
Speaker 9 (58:41):
I'm not gonna hit you and take his lases.
Speaker 2 (58:43):
I'm gonna throw him in the ground. This well, I
want to get your opinion on this. I think it
sounds insane.
Speaker 18 (58:54):
Right.
Speaker 5 (58:55):
This woman in Canada, she was born with no arms,
and she has shortened legs and she is now behind
the wheel of a car.
Speaker 1 (59:04):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (59:06):
It took her seven years and over one hundred thousand
dollars to buy this like modified Mini Cooper, so like
a custom job. But she says it was she was
just never going to give up on her goal of being.
Speaker 1 (59:18):
Able to drive.
Speaker 2 (59:19):
Okay, I get it.
Speaker 5 (59:21):
You can take her out to the parking lot of
like a mall or something. Yeah, right, you know, like
take her out in like some outdo the country or something,
and you know, just drive around some empty roads. But
I'm not comfortable with that.
Speaker 10 (59:34):
I guess it's all just like sticks on the you know,
no arms.
Speaker 2 (59:38):
Oh, it's it's like a wheels, like a gear system, right,
she's she's using a peg like a peg.
Speaker 13 (59:46):
No.
Speaker 5 (59:47):
No, If I can't text and drive, someone with no
arms should not be driving. Sorry, sorry, no arm, folks.
I'm not comfortable with that.
Speaker 2 (59:56):
The worst part about it is she has a nose
er in Greg, but.
Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Now she just to have an assistant just put in
her nose ring. Oh God, look at that nose ring.
She looks in the mirror and thinks.
Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Okay, I have empathy for her, Believe it or not,
I do, Like, Okay, that would so be terrible. I
would understand that you would want to be able to
do some normal things, but you're never gonna throw a
spiral either. You know, you're never gonna eat chicken wings.
Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
You're never gonna type.
Speaker 10 (01:00:25):
I never thought about the chicken wings.
Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
Well, I say that because there was a guy used
to work with. They called him no hands ron. He
could do so he had arms, but he had no hand.
It was just done at the wrist. And he was
born that way nothing, so he had like a little
not that. This guy could type faster than anybody in
the office, and he could throw a spiral, and he
could eat chicken wings, but he at least had This
woman has no arms. It's not even no hands, it's
(01:00:48):
no arms.
Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Okay, I'm seeing the video and if this is the
same way. She does have normal legs though, well, and
are about your legs? Well, she has a right half
arm and no left arm.
Speaker 10 (01:01:04):
I think that's someone else, because the woman I'm looking
at has zero. Yeah, she must have.
Speaker 13 (01:01:13):
Like this.
Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
I mean, are you okay with this? Anybody else?
Speaker 6 (01:01:17):
She does everything with her feet, So I'm okay with it,
because that's you.
Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
Steer with your feet.
Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
She does. She's steering with her so she basically she's
got an attachment on her left you know. Again, for
lack of a better term, nub and then that's got
a little like a stick on it that she puts
into a wheel, a flywheel, which is then geared up
to her steering wheel.
Speaker 10 (01:01:40):
In this picture, she's steering straight up with her foot.
Speaker 18 (01:01:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:01:43):
I love that the steering whels moving on its own.
Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Not exactly, okay, So I didn't see the thing.
Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
On the side that she was just like like, we're
comfortable with this?
Speaker 11 (01:01:57):
No, yeah, I'm whatever I mean. And eventually there's going
to be driver of this car, so we're not there yet.
Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Arms driving around okay, but you know what, I'm less
concerned about the steering as if as I am too
if she needs to slam on the brakes. But overall,
seeing the setup, I think it looks okay. I'm not
okare with the nose ring though it's horrendous.
Speaker 10 (01:02:23):
I mean nice boobs though.
Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
Okay, Well, you got to give her something.
Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
I'm not seeing how she would change gears. Oh, she
has a little computer down there, so how does she honk?
Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
How she get the wipers going? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Change the station right, Okay, So yeah, one foot, one
foot does gas and break and she has like pedal
extenders right, the other foot looks I see that left foot.
I think has a little computer pad down there where
she can do things, like she's years on customizing this thing.
Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
The steering doesn't look too crazy. I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
She steers pretty quickly.
Speaker 10 (01:02:56):
So let's put it this way. If if your Uber
driver picked you up and she was driving, would you pass?
Speaker 18 (01:03:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
I've got for a lot less to see how this happens.
Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
Like, you know you're gonna get charge, Like, I don't care.
I'm I'm not doing because there was one time, like
the Uber driver showed up and had a kid with him.
Speaker 13 (01:03:12):
What.
Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Yeah, I've been there before. I had and I'm like, nah,
I had an Uber driver with her two kids and dog?
Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Yes, a pool?
Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
Did you have like a like?
Speaker 10 (01:03:21):
Were you like a did you have a bendlestick?
Speaker 11 (01:03:23):
Was this?
Speaker 10 (01:03:23):
Are you sure this was an Uber driver or were
you just ike I've never seen that before.
Speaker 5 (01:03:29):
Yeah, not all that I've seen the where the person
showed up that had the kid in the car.
Speaker 10 (01:03:32):
No, that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
So are you fine with this woman being on the road?
Text yes or no? Over to two two ninety seven.
I'm out numbered in this room. That's fine, not the
first time, won't be the last.
Speaker 10 (01:03:41):
I mean, if she can say out, more power to her.
But it doesn't look very safe.
Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
Again, I can't text and drive right and I have
all my appendages.
Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
And I'm pretty damn good at it too.
Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:03:52):
That should be a test for it, Like how good
are you at it? If you're good, yeah, then you're fine.
Absolutely yeah. Text yes or no over to two two
nine eighty seven. That's a The Waitti Show and into
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It is Tuesday morning. It is August to twentieth. It
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is twenty twenty four. I'm Moady. That is Greg Gory Menace.
Good morning, Good morning, there is sea bass. We got
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eight seven. Diarrhea of popping ooh come enough for you
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to diss out. I'm curious what you think about this.
But back to school time. Moman to North Carolina. She
posted a video after she slept in her daughter's dorm
for her first night at college. Oh on, Like, is
that fun and cute?
Speaker 13 (01:04:52):
Or is that just.
Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Overbearing, overbearing code, helicoptery, infantilizing your college aged Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:05:01):
She asked her to say, this is another issue.
Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
She wanted to Let's see some of the comments here.
That's what I got so far. So comments this is
gross and weird. Have some boundaries, say you go by
to your kid and go cry in the car like
everybody else, let them live their lives. Others are down
for it, saying like this person who says, quote the
girl's roommate hadn't moved in yet, so what's the harm?
(01:05:25):
So is it a fun cute or way overbearing? Text
over to two to ninety seven. Let us don't you
think overbearing?
Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
I mean even the roommate's not in there, and I mean,
I guess it's fun.
Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
This is where you're launching your kid out.
Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Of the nest. I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 10 (01:05:39):
But if that's the relationship.
Speaker 9 (01:05:42):
Yeah, let's start.
Speaker 8 (01:05:43):
Gilmore Girls.
Speaker 12 (01:05:45):
Laura Li spends the night with Rory on her first
night in college because if Rory wanted her there there girls,
maybe this.
Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Was a logistics thing, like it was a long drive. Ye,
I'll just stay here.
Speaker 11 (01:06:00):
The roommate hasn't moved in yet. Then I think it's
fine one night.
Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
If it's like a parent slumber party weekend, I think
it's a little weird. I think the whole idea of
college is you're leaving the house. This is like part
of you gaining independence, got to go doing your own thing,
and this is your first night in this new place.
Speaker 13 (01:06:19):
Go.
Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
It's true, but on both on both sides, both accounts
for the daughter and for the you're.
Speaker 8 (01:06:24):
Right, you're right, But my mom drove me to college
because I didn't have a car at the time and
it was really stormy, like rain thunder, and she was
joking like, you know, am I just staying here?
Speaker 10 (01:06:34):
And I was like, the hell, you're gonna get back
in that reign. You're gonna go.
Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Yeah, but you were amongst your peers. You didn't want
your no I was, no one was there. So apparently
this this was logistics based. I think it says that
her she moved in a couple of days early because
of her daughter's an athlete. The roommate wasn't there, so
it wasn't like the daughter had a thousand things to
do go out and meet her, you know Doormaine's.
Speaker 10 (01:07:01):
So did she like go to the cafeteria with her
and register exactly the.
Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
First class exact diarrhea of topics. Uh, what's the grossest
thing that's bit in your mouth?
Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Maybe not who but.
Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
How about not sexual? Because people were asked, what's the
most disgusting thing you've had in your mouth on purpose
or not?
Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
Manure?
Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Yeah, dog poop?
Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Do you tell?
Speaker 14 (01:07:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Man as radio stunt, Well.
Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
He was chasing some guy on a hoverboard.
Speaker 10 (01:07:37):
Safe, that's right.
Speaker 11 (01:07:38):
He backed right into a non work related menace, non
work related, probably just a bug.
Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Then blug that flew in my mouth. Yeah, I've had cockroaches.
I've picked up a cockroach wanted to put in my mouth. No,
it's summer to impress or not to impress.
Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Work dog poop when my dog had hooped on the woodchips,
and you can't exactly take a broom, and so I
took another longer woodchip and my little dustbind thingy, and
I tried to flick it into the dustbin thing from
the wood chip to the container, and it flung up
into my mouth and threw into my back to my throat,
(01:08:19):
and I started going like it was so gross, to
the point where my neighbor thought I was choking to
death and he stood over the fence. Are you okay?
Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
We have just closed up animated video to that cartoon.
It was not fun. Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 13 (01:08:35):
Do you know what?
Speaker 11 (01:08:36):
There's one part that we never brought up about that story.
You like you're just there like a mouth breather with
your mouth open, mouth like like.
Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
On the on the college girl with the mom staying
in the door room on the text is shee Korean?
In Korean culture and actual Korea, mothers live in the dorms. Oh,
they want their kids to focus so much on their
studies that they do everything for their mother. There could
clean et cetera. No, this is uh like Villanova, average
(01:09:11):
white share where Appleachian State?
Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Okay, Appalachia.
Speaker 8 (01:09:15):
I had a wild monkey's tail in my mouth and
it burned and my mouth went numb, and I freaked out.
I was on this like weird like alligator boat in
Costa Rica, and they're like, oh, the monkey and it
sat on my shoulder and then like it lost its bearings,
it lost its balance, so it like hooked its tail
inside my mouth.
Speaker 10 (01:09:36):
Yeah, because they have herpes, well, because god knows what
they've been brushing up against. I probably poison oak, who.
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Knows, or herpes burning herpes, That's.
Speaker 8 (01:09:46):
Right, it was, And then my mouth went numb and
I started drooling. I was like, what poison berry? Did
they just scrape into me?
Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Well, luckily you're buying some really good hospitals.
Speaker 10 (01:09:58):
At a world class military.
Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
That's disturbing.
Speaker 10 (01:10:01):
Yeah, it was not great. I mean I'd rather have
that than dog booth.
Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
All right, so here here are the questions. As you
can hear, what's the grossest thing that's ever been in
your mouth? And you can send us a text on that.
You can also call them. We got the phones open
for this eight seven seven forty four. What do you
get to call in we'll put you on the air
or text two two ninety seven. The other question I
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have for you what is the song that is currently
the song that is constantly stuck in your head? What
do they call that earworm? Wor yeah, all day yesterday
I had a song stuck in my head? So what
is your current earworm? The song that just won't escape?
And then the third question would be what's a habit
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you picked up from your parents? All right, so what's
the habit that you picked up from your parents what's
the grossest thing that's been in your mouth? And what
is your current earworm? The song is just constantly on
loop in your head and you can't get it out
of there. Hit us up eight seven seven forty four.
What we're taking your calls right now on any of
these questions. If you got an answer to any of
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the three, you can give us a call or text
over to two to nine eighty seven. We'll get your
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on the Woody Show, hangs back in a bit, Back
in a bit, back in a bit. What show bick
check back in a bit?
Speaker 13 (01:11:23):
It is? It's a Woy show, all right, You've got.
Speaker 5 (01:11:32):
A bunch of people. Hit us up Diarrhea of Topics
eight seven seven forty four. That's eight seven seven forty
four Woody. You can also text over to two to
nine eight seven. So the three questions, what is the
grossest thing that's been in your mouth? What song is
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currently just stuck in your head on repeat? They call
that an earworm?
Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
And then what's a habit that you picked up from
your parents called text any of those anybody in the
room on the habit? You picked up from your parents.
I'm trying to think of what habit I didn't you know, Like, uh,
I got reusable bags for the grocery store for my mom.
(01:12:20):
She did that when I was a child, way ahead
of the time.
Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Essed.
Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
I know exactly where they are at all times.
Speaker 8 (01:12:28):
If I have If I see a kitchen gadget that
even remotely interests me, I have to buy it.
Speaker 10 (01:12:34):
My mom, we were every ron co.
Speaker 8 (01:12:38):
Ron popeal food dehydrate or this thing that I mean,
she asked, Oh, every a souv'd I used once?
Speaker 10 (01:12:46):
H of course, the air fryers and the mixers. I
gotta have it.
Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
And how often do you use these things?
Speaker 10 (01:12:52):
Almost never?
Speaker 13 (01:12:53):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (01:12:53):
Yeah, So packrats.
Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Feels for me.
Speaker 11 (01:12:57):
I probably overcome this one. But worst case scenario constantly,
like not at a point where I think from my
mother it's just constant, just negative negativity, like I don't
know everything's gonna work not work out, so it's gonna
die or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
But yeah, I think I've overcome that part.
Speaker 11 (01:13:19):
But also just like, okay, worst case scenario when it
comes to natural disasters, I still.
Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Haven't got over that.
Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Yeah, that worries you all the time. I think about that.
Constantly thought of another one my mom did that I
picked up and I recently quit keeping the box for everything.
Oh you got it, you got some dumb coffee maker.
Oh it might break and I might need the box.
You know what, You're gonna replace it. You're not gonna
return it and the.
Speaker 10 (01:13:42):
Booklet it came with because you can't find.
Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
It on exactly for me, I got from my mom,
like how to wash dishes, meaning like I get all
the gunk off of it first, put it to the side,
then I do the soap in the hot water. Once
everything's rinsed out of the dish, the pot, the pan,
whatever I'm washing. Obviously everything has to be cleaned off
(01:14:04):
the plates and the silver before it goes in the dishwasher. Yes,
but even like the pots and pans, like it grosses
me out when someone is washing say like a pot
that you are, a pan that you were cooking something in,
and they didn't already get all the gunk out of it,
so it should look like it hasn't even been used
yet before I start soaping it. When you take that
sponge with the soap and it's in the mix with
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all the other it's food and scraps and grease and
everything else that's still in there. That to me like
you're not getting it clean.
Speaker 10 (01:14:32):
No, you're right, that is discussed.
Speaker 5 (01:14:33):
It's like a two step process. It takes longer, but
I feel it's more thorough. I definitely got that OCD
CREP for my mom for sure, Basically washing dishes before
you put them in eight seven four? What do they
say hi to Gomez can on in Gomezzi? What's the
what's the grossest thing it's been in your mouth?
Speaker 13 (01:14:52):
Oh? Gosh, the gross thing I've had in my mouth
is ballowed.
Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
Look we've done yeah many times.
Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Yeah, let's ask Let's ask Morgan she feels.
Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
About bullet when she ate the bullet? Yeah, hold on, yeah,
what was that like, Morgan?
Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
The bullet?
Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
She must be on the phone first. The first time
I had it, I fainted.
Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
I believe it.
Speaker 10 (01:15:15):
Yeah, But the first time there was a second time.
Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, said multiple times.
Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
Once explained what.
Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Bullets For everybody who might not.
Speaker 11 (01:15:23):
Understand, it's pretty much like a half grown egg fetus.
Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
Yeah, it's an underdeveloped like chicken egg. The fery tradition
is like buried in the ground and from mets right
and then you're supposed to crack it open, and then
it looks like a fetus pretty much what it is.
Speaker 13 (01:15:43):
Yeah, mine, mine was mine? Was it duck and it
was pretty narrowly.
Speaker 18 (01:15:48):
Oh.
Speaker 13 (01:15:48):
Then you get a little you get a little crunch
and it's like the oz comes out, you know why?
Speaker 22 (01:15:54):
Yeah, and then it's.
Speaker 13 (01:15:55):
Got like a nice little aroma to it, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
It's kind of yeah, or out of choice.
Speaker 13 (01:16:04):
It was for a deal, so I didn't want to
turn down the appetizer. Yeah, I know, to close out,
I had to go ahead and eat any Thanks.
Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
For the call. Appreciated.
Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
Listen to what the show all? Let's go to Uh,
let's see how about Noah? Good morning, Noah?
Speaker 13 (01:16:22):
How are you good? How about you?
Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
We're doing great?
Speaker 13 (01:16:25):
Right?
Speaker 5 (01:16:25):
So, what's the song that's just stuck in your head?
Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Right now?
Speaker 13 (01:16:29):
Navigating by twenty one pilots navigating?
Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
Okay, what do me? Which album is on?
Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
Which?
Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
Which album is that?
Speaker 13 (01:16:38):
FROMMC? They're a new one?
Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
Okay, yeah, you know, because I'm just say that I'm
not like super familiar with that one. Hey, can you
sing it for us? How does it go?
Speaker 13 (01:16:49):
The part that's stuck in my head is just that
it's navigating. It's navigating.
Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
That's all that stuck in my head.
Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
And they sing it just like that, it's navigating.
Speaker 13 (01:16:59):
Pretty much.
Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Yeah, all right, that's very good.
Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
I'd go to Jacob. Good morning, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob Jacob
Diary of Topics. What's the grossest thing that's been in
your mouth?
Speaker 13 (01:17:11):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
When he showed love you, guys, Love you, I got
a good one for you, guys.
Speaker 13 (01:17:16):
So a little backstory.
Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
I got like all my drug experimentation out of my
system at an early age.
Speaker 13 (01:17:22):
I think it's a good thing. Is how many responsibilities?
Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
But when I was about fifteen years old, I tried
LSD one of my first times trying it, and we
would just ride our skateboards around town and yeah, we
popped into McDonald's. Was a hot summer day, got a
drink with my friend.
Speaker 13 (01:17:40):
Right, I reached for my drink.
Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
It was actually his drink, but it was it was
kind of on the lower side, almost empty, and at the.
Speaker 13 (01:17:48):
Bottom of it was was sitting ALOGI.
Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
He was about to throw it away, so I sucked.
Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
That lugi up like, oh.
Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
I never had it, your friend Facebook like face, I'll
never forget that.
Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Yeah, I'm sure so like it happened yesterday.
Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
I'm sure, Jacob, thank you, Yeah, all right, man, thanks man,
appreciate the call. Yeah, mine, the grossest thing it's ever
been in my mouth that I told you about eating
the field mouse and all that kind of stuff. By far,
the grossest thing is when I asked, I think I
just told you recently we're doing all the tobacco stuff.
I grabbed somebody's dip can, right, yeah, and I knew
(01:18:30):
as soon as he hit my lips, I was like, oh, yeah,
that was That was by far the grossest thing. Let's
go to Marty. Hey, good morning Marty.
Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
Marty, good morning.
Speaker 19 (01:18:41):
Guys.
Speaker 13 (01:18:41):
Think that's doing we're.
Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
Doing diarrhea of topics. What's a bad habit or just
a habit that you picked up from your parents.
Speaker 13 (01:18:48):
So my mom used to, uh, every time we like to,
you know, fast food restaurant, Yeah, towards again, she'd just like,
take a stack of matkins.
Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Oh I do that.
Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (01:18:58):
I ended up doing that too.
Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
The carnap they want you to take them, yeah exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:19:05):
The place that don't want you to doing are the
ones that hand you like a certain number of napkins
at the counter, and you have to go back to
the counter to get more of them.
Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Someone gives you one napkin.
Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
The places that just have mount all willy nilly, they're
like begging you take the whole damn thing.
Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Yeah, yeah, it's a gift.
Speaker 5 (01:19:19):
I don't think that's a bad thing. All right, Marty,
thank you for the call. Appreciate listening the Woodie Show.
All right, there's there's Martin. Let's go to Big Dave.
Good morning, Big Dave.
Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
Good morning, guys, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (01:19:31):
All right, Diary of topics. What's the happened that you
picked up from your parents?
Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Ah, functionality. My dad always says, you gotta leave early
to get to work on time. Thank you, fool on time,
parties on time everywhere. So I'm always early everywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
All right, early parties.
Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
You gotta From what I got from my mom was
you gotta look neat. So she taught me how to
iron my clothes, okay, and so I feel like I
need to iron my clothes every day.
Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
Yeah that's good.
Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
A lazy bug gets me and I don't feel like it.
But you know, I think of this time. I usually
iron my clothes and even even my work clothes.
Speaker 5 (01:20:15):
Yeah, that's not a bad habit though, it man. I mean,
like there's so many people that are hitting this up
saying they got bad habits from their parents, like they
like their parents, Like we're just habitual smokers. They both
died of like lung cancer and they're still smoking. Yeah,
and they picked it up from their parents. So I
mean you being on top for everything and having a nice, clean,
pressed off shirt.
Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Look not bad, Dave, not bad?
Speaker 13 (01:20:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
I called appreciate its.
Speaker 18 (01:20:40):
Body.
Speaker 5 (01:20:41):
Uh, let's see Nick? Hey, good morning, Nick?
Speaker 22 (01:20:45):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
Nick?
Speaker 5 (01:20:47):
What is the song right now that is just stuck
in your head and you can't get it out of there.
Speaker 22 (01:20:53):
I've been kind of following the Drake Kendrick Lamart that
song that's you know, the song not like Us?
Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
Yeah, I displayed every five seconds minor.
Speaker 22 (01:21:08):
Yeah exactly. It's a banger, but kind of like for yes,
really nasty stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:21:17):
You know what's great? You know what drives me nuts
about this song that I'm trying to.
Speaker 18 (01:21:22):
Like?
Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
How and by the way, thinks a very good rapper.
Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
I know, it's like an unpopular opinion. Yeah, shots fire.
I mean he's regarded as one of the best I
get it.
Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
I mean, his bars may be hot, but I'm saying
his sound I don't necessarily.
Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
Like as a hit maker.
Speaker 11 (01:21:40):
He's not a day as actual rapper.
Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
He is high regardless.
Speaker 5 (01:21:45):
How about she loved this song?
Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
It's really good. It's always stuck in my head.
Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
All right, So the three questions, what's the grossest thing
that's been in your mouth? What song currently is just
stuck in your head on repeat? And then the other
one is what habit did you pick up from your parents?
And NICKI thanks for the call, man, We appreciate listening
to wind show. Thanks man. We're gonna get to more
of your feedback, more of your calls and texts and
all that kind of stuff that will be coming up next.
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So if again, if you got something for us, go
ahead and give us a call or send that text.
All right, some of the feedback that we got here
on our diarrhea of topics. What's the grossest thing that's
been your mouth? Somebody said, I once accidentally chewed an
Advil liquid gel cap.
Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
It was obscene.
Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
Greg A cockroach I drank out of the tap in
my bathroom, and when I turned the water on, a
cockroach shot out of the fauceted into my mouth.
Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
I would not recover from that. You after that, No,
I probably die.
Speaker 5 (01:22:49):
A lot of parents texting over about like baby spit
up things like that. I was sleepwalking. I started eating
a bowl of potpourri thinking it was cereal. Somebody said,
my cat sneeze to my mouth when I yawned, and
the person said, I left a pepsi open outside and
(01:23:10):
when I took a big swig it was full of ants.
Somebody says, seagull poo poo. The hit their face right
at the corner of their mouth. When I was a kid,
I was in a long overnight car trip and I
reached for a bottle thinking it was water and drank
some It was windshield washer fluid. Yeah, gross's say we
(01:23:31):
got some people on the text. One time I was
camping with my boyfriend. It was raining outside. He had
brought me a funnel so as a woman, I could
pee into a bottle. So I used that at night
and an empty plastic water bottle, set it on the
small table in our tent. And at the end of
the story, right, yep, No, he woke up in the
middle of the night, grabbed the bottle and took a
giant swig of it. We were only dating for a
(01:23:52):
few months at that point, so was it money on it?
Speaker 7 (01:23:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
The gross thing I ever had my mouth will make
Greg square.
Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
It was a dead Katie DIDs. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:24:05):
My co workers dared me to eat it for money.
I was broke and so I did it. Yeah you've
been there, Greg, you know, Oh yeah, for sure?
Speaker 10 (01:24:12):
Do people still is it still a frat thing where
you like swallow a goldfish?
Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
That's so fifty?
Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
I mean, I don't think you put it on social
media anymore. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:24:21):
The gross thing I have my mouth was the insides
of a cow. I used to work at a big
cat rescue and we fed cows from the local ranches
to the cats, so we had to butcher them, and
one time, while getting a cow, the stomach contents exploded
all over me and into my mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
That's foul.
Speaker 5 (01:24:39):
Haven't you got from your parents? Tapping the top of
a soda can or a beer before I open it?
I got that from my dad. It works too, Oh yeah, dude, Yeah, yeah, No,
I still see people doing that though keeps exploding, does it?
Speaker 13 (01:24:53):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
The song man that has been just stuck in my
head and dude, this this song, it's an old it's
an old song. It's it's from the eighties. It's who
sings it? Culture Club, Karma, Chameleon, Coma Coma Comedy, Chicons
and go right, just dude.
Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
I don't know, man, why.
Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
I think it came on a random.
Speaker 5 (01:25:21):
Like I was listening to like the Eighties Channel or whatever,
and the song came on and I was like, yeah,
I'm a man.
Speaker 13 (01:25:30):
Are you.
Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
On your way to go meet up for brunch?
Speaker 10 (01:25:41):
Yeah, with all my my guy friends and me and
George Michael here.
Speaker 5 (01:25:45):
Yeah, get ready Comma Comedy.
Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
It's a great song.
Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
Now here's the thing. It's better than what this person
has is stuck in they're heading a few other people
on the text. Yeah, when somebody mentions it, I got
never think of it, but now this will.
Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
Be in my head.
Speaker 9 (01:26:13):
Mommy shot.
Speaker 10 (01:26:15):
Is the worst?
Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
Yeah, what's in your head?
Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Menace? Uh?
Speaker 11 (01:26:18):
Probably constantly for the past couple of years. It is
David Ghetta, damn the last couple of years.
Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
David, Yeah, Titan, I do you like this?
Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
Nice?
Speaker 13 (01:26:35):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
I've heard this has so many fun events. I think
it just probably reminds me of it all.
Speaker 5 (01:26:42):
Sammy what's the what's the song stuck in your head?
Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
No, Shaboozy the bar song? Yeah that's good one.
Speaker 5 (01:26:50):
Good Lord? They know me jays got street. There's a
party downtown in your street.
Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
Everybody had.
Speaker 5 (01:27:03):
It's a good song. Yeah right, so everywhere, all right, Gina?
What about you?
Speaker 8 (01:27:09):
Every night when I lay down, all of a sudden,
Thriller pops into my head and I can't Railler every night?
Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
Why?
Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
What's up?
Speaker 8 (01:27:17):
My kid is obsessed with Michael Jackson. I hear this
song a lot, and every single night this goes through
my head.
Speaker 10 (01:27:23):
Yeah, daughter, Yeah, I get them together.
Speaker 11 (01:27:28):
I would love for you guys to crack the origin
of how kids are obsessed with Michael Jackson.
Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
It's because my wife. My wife took the kids to
go see that MJ musical and they loved it. And
you know, they hear a lot of the music because
this is what my wife listens to in the car,
like all that kind of eighties you know stuff or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Yea, but not all the kids are going to this music.
Speaker 10 (01:27:50):
We didn't take it anything. I will find out. But
we even got him a Thriller jacket for his birthday,
but he requested.
Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
What year is this, that's awesome.
Speaker 10 (01:27:59):
It goes to Michael Jacks and is coming to visit kids.
Speaker 11 (01:28:03):
Maybe my kid looks like Macaulay, or maybe he just
laid the groundwork for decades to come.
Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
Yeah. See, this song has been stuck in my head
for days? Is have the text?
Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
Neil Diamond?
Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
I am?
Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
I said, yeah, you know that?
Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
Oh not even am My cry.
Speaker 13 (01:28:25):
My cry.
Speaker 5 (01:28:33):
Somebody else said this song is Benson Boone. You know
that a song beautiful Things? Oh yeah, it's your son's favorite.
Need you hope he hates the song? He's like, why
are you screaming?
Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Brooke?
Speaker 5 (01:28:49):
Bro Yeah, brot it's called Yeah. He said he's feeling
a dog, that's what he says.
Speaker 13 (01:28:58):
I know.
Speaker 5 (01:28:59):
It's an older song with a one is stuck in
my head constantly? Is chumba wumba tub Thokay.
Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
It up again?
Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
I wish I could mind erase this sung, would you really?
I just never like it?
Speaker 11 (01:29:17):
Yeah, I think the current day songs for me would probably.
I forgot whose things are and we play it all
the time. There's It's murder on the dance floor.
Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
Oh yeah, yeah, not that.
Speaker 5 (01:29:26):
The Hosier song is well, thank you very much. Every
By diarrhea of topics. Another fun one. We're gonna ta
be a quick break. More Woody shows next, Hang on,
what do.
Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
You help me?
Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
Oh no, I think I'm about to have my period.
Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
It's a Woody show, all.
Speaker 5 (01:29:44):
Right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is Tuesday, It is
The Woody Show. It's August the twentieth, twenty twenty four.
Today's National Radio Day. Oh, shout out to radio, of course,
Revie sure Colick to paycheck, Okay, but we do have
Every day is National.
Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
Rady Day for us. Well, we know everybody in our industry.
They're going to be a lot of Q photos today
on social You won't get that for us.
Speaker 5 (01:30:09):
I'll tell you his National Chocolate Pecan Pie Day. And
for Sammy it's National Bacon Lover's Day.
Speaker 16 (01:30:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
And World Mosquito Day. Oh shout Mosquitos. Yeah, shout out
to them.
Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
Death.
Speaker 5 (01:30:23):
Yeah, some stuff happening in the world of entertainment. Phil
Donahue died.
Speaker 13 (01:30:28):
You got.
Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
Mel Donahue eighty eight years old.
Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
Man.
Speaker 5 (01:30:33):
He had a long illness, according to his family. I
don't know exactly what, but uh yeah, I like Donahue.
Speaker 1 (01:30:42):
I remember that when it was super popular. Yeah, it
was a good show.
Speaker 5 (01:30:46):
Yep, Marlo Thomas, is that his Yes, that's his wife.
Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
His wife.
Speaker 5 (01:30:50):
Yeah, passed away peacefully following a long illness, it's all
they said. And so Phil Donahue is dead at the
age of eighty eight. Also one of these stories that
they came out of the last twenty four hours Danielle
Fischel from Boy Meets World. She has early stage breast cancer.
She's forty three years old.
Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
That sucks.
Speaker 5 (01:31:11):
Yeah, she does that Pod Meets World too, right, Yeah,
that she was recently diagnosed with an early form of
breast cancer. And uh, she you know, just shared about
what she's going to be doing and how she's going
to be going through it and how she got diagnosed,
and you know, just also encouraging people obviously to get
your mammograms.
Speaker 13 (01:31:30):
You know.
Speaker 12 (01:31:30):
Yeah, she said they caught it so early that she's
going to be fine. But yeah, everyone go get checked
out so that that can be your situation too.
Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:31:37):
So are mammograms that bad?
Speaker 9 (01:31:39):
I haven't had one.
Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
You've not had one? Now, I thought you were supposed
to get one like over the like anytime over the
age of thirty of forty forty.
Speaker 6 (01:31:48):
Yeah, you know, you're in your forties.
Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
Really?
Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
Yeah, oh, what I thought that you would. I thought
that I thought it was like in yourties.
Speaker 11 (01:31:56):
Be honest, I yeah, I thought it was forties. But
I thought they lowered it just recent for younger women.
Also with men in prostates, they've lowered that as well.
Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
Just fund yeahah, recreation.
Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:32:10):
The US Services Task Force recommends that women between the
ages of forty and seventy four who are at average
risk for breast cancer get a mimigram every two years.
Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
All right, all right, I learned something.
Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
Yeah, Well, someday you'll be forty, you know, right, pretty soon?
Speaker 9 (01:32:26):
Answer your question.
Speaker 5 (01:32:27):
Some more details are coming out about Matthew Perry's death
from all the documents around the investigation. They say that
that day, Matthew's living assistant injected him with ketamine three times,
eight thirty in the morning, twelve forty five in the afternoon,
and then again at one thirty geez. And before that
final injection, Matthew asked him to quote, shoot me up
(01:32:48):
with a big one. And after following that order, he
left Matthew and that hot tub while he ran and
did some marens and he found Matthew face down in
the water when he got back no surprise. Yeah, dude,
that sucks. Alien Romulus was the number one movie this
week forty one point five million its first weekend. Deadpool
(01:33:08):
and Wolverine is in second place. It did, by the way,
get the record for highest grossing R rated film of
all time. Sweet and then that movie It Ends with
Us was number three at the box office. The brown
felt fedora worn by Harrison Ford in the Indiana Jones
and the Temple of Doom movie. It just sold an auction.
Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
Oh we play prices right, sure?
Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
Can uh?
Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
Just for the hat six hundred grand, six hundred thousand,
three hundred thousands, hundred thousand, five hundred five ninety nine
six hundred and thirty thousand dollars. Gregory the Winner gees
doctor John Apria, who was in both The Godfather Part
two and Full House. What a Career Has died. He
(01:33:54):
was a Tessio and Godfather too, and he played John
Stamus's dad in both the OG and the rebooted Full House.
Speaker 11 (01:34:01):
Oh yeah, I was.
Speaker 5 (01:34:02):
He was the exterminator.
Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:34:04):
Did you ever see it was eighty three?
Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
Yeah, I've never seen them. What I like him? I
think mega mega.
Speaker 5 (01:34:10):
Meg long they're mega long, they're mega slow. I mean
I like them, they're not my favorite. I mean Goodfellas
kicks ass over that. I like Casino better than you know.
Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
Yeah, that was good.
Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
Bronze Tales even better, I think, But I mean it
just for because it's a classic, like I see where
people really like it. It was just so long winded,
that's all. Eugene and Dan Levy, they're going to host
the Emmys' Goody's happened on September the fifteenth this year. Now,
these two, they hosted the SAG Awards together back in
twenty twenty. I do have a clip of that.
Speaker 11 (01:34:45):
Welcome everybody to the twenty sixth Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards,
the SAG.
Speaker 17 (01:34:50):
Awards, And for this incredibly glamorous group of people tonight,
SAG is such an unfortunate acronym.
Speaker 5 (01:35:00):
Andrews.
Speaker 17 (01:35:00):
To clarify one thing, Daniel and I are not your
hosts tonight. We're here to greet you and get things started.
And there are two key things that differentiate us from
actual hosts.
Speaker 5 (01:35:12):
That's true.
Speaker 11 (01:35:13):
Number one, we will not be reappearing throughout the show,
and two we aren't being paid.
Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
That's also true.
Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
Very generous.
Speaker 5 (01:35:21):
Good. Yeah, So, I mean, you know, if that's true
style or if you still watch award shows. I know
again that's happening on September fifteenth. Dude, this bromance between
Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman. Dude, So Ryan Reynolds gushing
about Hugh Jackman. It's kind of getting gross.
Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
They need to take it to the next level.
Speaker 5 (01:35:41):
He wrote that Ryan did this eight paragraph Instagram post
where he called Hugh his favorite friend and actor. Quote.
He didn't just make dreams come true for fans of Wolverine,
he made my dreams come true too. He is the
X Man, he replied. Quote and I'm crying again. Okay,
(01:36:05):
there's a trailer out for part three of that nineties show.
It's gonna be on Netflix starting this Thursday. A second, Uh,
this is too fetusy for me. I was too old
for the show. But Drake Bell says that he and
Josh Peck have discussed a Drake and Josh reunion. Really really,
Judge has temporarily blocked Disney, Fox, and Warner Brothers from
(01:36:26):
launching that massive sports streaming channel they were planning. There's
a new show on A and E. It's called House
of Horror Secrets of College Greek Life, which is about
how trats and sororities can quote have far reaching consequences
that can turn dangerous and even deadly. A bunch of losers.
Yeah what frats and sororities. Yeah, you're right, college.
Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
But the people that make stuff and like demonize all.
This guy always sounds like a great time, a badass
place to live and hang out.
Speaker 6 (01:36:58):
Yeah, and never goes wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
People for life. Well see that's pay for friends. Yeah,
because that's what it is. The Every once in a
while there's like somebody who has like a heart condition,
like what happened with the hot chip challenge? You know,
yeah could yeah one time. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:37:17):
They interview former fraternity and sorority members, their family members,
law enforcement, and other experts on college greek life.
Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
Just doesn't take it too far. Yeah, just enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (01:37:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:37:27):
The woman who conjured up the plan to steal Graceland
from Elvis's family could be spending twenty years in prison.
Fifty three year old Lisa Janine Finley. She was arrested.
She made her first quart appearances past Friday. She falsified
the loan documents. She poses three different people she forged
the signatures of a notary public and of Lisa Marie Presley,
(01:37:48):
trying to say that Lisa Marie had used Graceland as
collateral for a three point eight million dollar loan which
she defaulted on before she died last year. Now when
it got to court, this bitch, she claimed, and the
quote true perpetrator is an identity thief based in Nigeria.
Oh a menace, excuse generator.
Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
But how do you think you get away with that?
Speaker 11 (01:38:09):
I don't know, no idea, But you have to be
kind of smart though, to be able to even come
up with the plan to execute something like that, because
with all the paperwork.
Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
That's why I'm really confused with this one, because if
it's just a crazy person saying they're going to take it, okay,
that's crazy. But like menace is saying, that takes a
lot of steps, so many layers to show up in
court with paperwork.
Speaker 5 (01:38:28):
But like the who there's a person in Nigeria just
sounds like, yeah, good luck finding that person. Or just
to kind on me, you're like, oh, I have a
you know, I have a girlfriend. She lives on the
opposite coast from me. And then people just go oh, well,
you know, how can I verify that?
Speaker 2 (01:38:40):
Okay, here's great.
Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:38:42):
Congrats to Caitlin Clark of the Indiana Fever. She broke
the single season assists record for all WNBA Rookies. And finally,
Coldplay's current tours now the highest grossing rock tour of
all time, if you can call it that, with nine
hundred and forty five point seven million dollars in counting. Okay,
(01:39:02):
it just beat out Elton John's record for his Farewell
Yellow Brick Road Tour, which made nine hundred and thirty
nine million dollars. Now again, this is just rock. They're
not gonna be able to beat out Taylor Swift that
eras tour man the highest grossing tour of all time
two billion dollars in sales.
Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
I would argue dummies in the world, neither Elton John
nor Coleplayer rock there pop maybe, I mean if your
main if your main instrument is a piano, you're not.
Speaker 5 (01:39:29):
But they're they're still playing guitars and drums, Philly Joel.
Speaker 10 (01:39:39):
Same idea, Like it's pop. But to call that rock
is a.
Speaker 5 (01:39:42):
Bit of a It was rock for its time, oh
like in the time, you know, like in Elton John's
like Heyday and Billy Joel's Heyday.
Speaker 2 (01:39:50):
Zeppelin was around, and then rolling Stones are around. Then
uh that's rock.
Speaker 5 (01:39:55):
Okay, well this is he This is where we get
into the whole thing. It's like so many things.
Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
Are just it's arbitrary, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (01:40:00):
You know, it's a you know, so while that's your opinion,
I could see why those are classified as though you
put all those together, I guess, you know, make an
argument the other way.
Speaker 11 (01:40:10):
Yeah, we know people on the board for the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame and a bunch of this
stuff gets inducted, but they explain it on why it's
accepted in that category.
Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
That's the way.
Speaker 10 (01:40:20):
Why is like whoever like may See Great or whatever?
Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
Why is that rock?
Speaker 11 (01:40:23):
Like I think it is because they say the basis
of all music and rock comes from different genres of music,
so they're able to.
Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
Just music exactly why category?
Speaker 5 (01:40:34):
I mean, they have hip hop in the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame, so that's become just kind of
more overall music. But the lines are, yeah, what sea best,
I'll give you the I'll give you the person who
get it the article together, and then you can. You
can send them an email like he knows, like going
back and forth to the people in the text. I
prove this will just be another example.
Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
We were gonna sit Shiday and you know we don't
do what.
Speaker 5 (01:41:06):
I'm sorry with the celebrities as always, Al Roker Brock
Dog then he almost died recently he was like a
really good show. Yeah, he's seventy years old today. Speaking
of led Zeppelin, Robert Plant is seventy six.
Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
Today.
Speaker 5 (01:41:20):
You got Jonathan k Hooey Kwan, who's the you know,
the kid with the gadgets and the goonies. Yeah, round
and Indiana Jones, Yeah he was in. He just got
an oscar for yes, everything everywhere, all one.
Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
Yeah, what's beautiful speech.
Speaker 5 (01:41:34):
He's fifty three years old today. Fred Nurse from lymp
Biscuit is fifty four. Demi Levado is thirty two. He
got Amy Adams who was Lois Lane the DC movies,
who was fifty Andrew Garfield he pretty aged out of
that Spider Man pretty quick, just two movies, but forty
one years old today. Rap Pioneer KRS one is fifty nine.
(01:41:56):
James Marsters Spike on Buffy the Vampire Slayer for any
of you Buffy fans.
Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
Out there, who is that stark, blonde haired guy.
Speaker 5 (01:42:04):
Sixty two today? And mother f and Connie Chung, the
former newswoman who's married to Maury Poviit she's seventy eight.
Oh yeah, is that old nutskint a mammogram?
Speaker 2 (01:42:16):
Yes, okay, good.
Speaker 5 (01:42:18):
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That is Shara Trinity, who is twenty three years old today,
And that is your porno birthday, your celebrity bird days,
and that it's a Tuesday morning. Look at what is
happening around the world of entertainment. Here on the Woody Show,
We're gonna get a quick break more Woody Shows next,
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Speaker 15 (01:43:13):
Now the Woody Show. Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.
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Show dot com a couple of things for you. Tomorrow.
We're gonna have the audio that SeaBASS brought back from
the gathering of the Juggalos where he was over the weekend.
Speaker 10 (01:44:10):
Do you Juggalos steal from each other? We'll find out
that the answer is.
Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
Yes, I intree and how many buttholes did he see?
Speaker 5 (01:44:16):
Because that's the thing that's been reading around the gathering
the juggalos, show me your.
Speaker 10 (01:44:20):
Butthole steal the number of sphincters.
Speaker 2 (01:44:22):
I witnessed you do.
Speaker 5 (01:44:23):
Sphincter count twenty twenty four plus Greg a special treat
for you. Stop is something that Greg has been wanting
to try that we're gonna allow him to try at
his own discretion. Okay, We're not forcing you to do this.
Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
Cocaine.
Speaker 5 (01:44:40):
It is a drug. Oh really yes, Okay, So that
and more tomorrow Wednesday here on the Woody Show, Anthony
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(01:45:03):
if you like to add no Greg Gory parting words
of wisdom.
Speaker 1 (01:45:06):
Please Well, as you know, it's things are so expensive
week and things are so expensive that when Bill and
Hillary travel together they now have to share a room.
That's how expensive things are.
Speaker 2 (01:45:19):
That's crazy, sounds like a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
It's inflation, guys.
Speaker 5 (01:45:24):
All right, Well, thank you very much. Greg Gory Dowett,
thank you so much for giving the Woodie Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. We'll catch you back here on Wednesday. Have
a great day. Smdam I quit this bitch.