The Woody Show August 21st 2024 Podcast

Gathering of the Juggalos, Greg does drugs, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What's the dune to the graphic nature of this program?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Is the Woody Show Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Hey, good morning, everybody, morning Woody.
Today is Wednesday. It is August the twenty first, twenty
twenty four. Hello, welcome, Thank you for tuning in checking
out the Woody Show this morning. We appreciate that. Good morning.

(00:58):
My name is what that's Greg Organ?

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Hi, men is good morning to you. Good morning. We've
got sea mass yea, there is Sammy. Gina Grad is
back again today. And for anybody wondering, yes, at this point,
we are considering uh, Gina Grad for the open chair
that is here on the Woody Show. Let's address the
elephant in the room. Not to say that you're an elephant.

(01:23):
I was gonna say right before I said that, I'm like,
should I say it? But that's that's the saying large
and great that has nothing to do. But she is
a she is a consideration for the for the position
that is open here on the show. That should also
answer any questions about uh, you know, you know about
oh well this was all budget cuts. Now, it wasn't
a budget cut and uh yeah, we are replacing the position.

(01:44):
So we have been going through our due diligence and
doing all that kind of stuff, and so resumes a
menace on Yeah, at men, it's on Instagram, Yeah, hit
them up. Uh see, what have we got on the
show today? All well, gathering of the Juggalo audio. It's funny. This,
this is one of those things I truly look forward
to every year on the show. How many years you

(02:05):
been going on this thing?

Speaker 6 (02:06):
Oh geez on for us for the show, I think
twenty seventeen, but I had been a few years before
that as well. Uh so yeah, eight or ten times?

Speaker 7 (02:16):
Damn sweet?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, I mean, and it never ceases to entertain. Yeah, yeah,
it's shocking, like you know what goes on there, you
know what's gonna go on there. And yet whenever he
comes back, he's always found some more interesting characters. And
so we're gonna hear about the Juggalo gathering twenty twenty
four today. Also, Greg is gonna do something that he's

(02:37):
been wanting to do for a long time, such a
long time. It's a drug that he has been trying
to get his hands on. It's interesting because he wants
to do it, but he's also very scared of it.

Speaker 8 (02:48):
I'm yeah, it's weird, insanely scared. Yeah, thinking about it,
my palm starts hold.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
But not even about the drug itself. It's more about like,
like how you do the drug way it's done.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Yeah, Petrick, you can do heroin between your toes.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, that's what I can imagine doing that. That's right anyway,
So Greg today does drugs. We have some news headlines,
we have some entertainment stuff. Got the birthday is porn
of birthday plus anything else that you want to be
a part of. You can do that this morning by
calling in eight seven seven forty four Woody. That is
an eight seven seven forty four Woody, hit us up,

(03:22):
text us over to two nine eighty seven. I never
really kind of realized it's one of those things, I guess,
because you know they say, well, unless you X y Z,
unless you are this type of person, unless you've experienced
this kind of thing, you can't really understand. One thing
I've never really given much thought to is how people

(03:42):
who are left handed go through life. Thank you your
left hand.

Speaker 9 (03:45):
Oh yeah, oh we've experienced it.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Ye.

Speaker 7 (03:51):
Why reag and I orre the only one that caught it.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
But it is I can't see, like if you're writing
something that I can't see, like the way she writes.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
I think the way I write is a wild Let
me see.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Let me stand up so I can see. Like how
do you write?

Speaker 6 (04:03):
You're to write? I turned the paper ninety degrees.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Oh wow, down? Oh wow?

Speaker 6 (04:08):
Okay, Yeah, it doesn't have anything to do a thing
left handed, Like.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
I mean, I guess you could do wrong.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Let's see if I was I was taught wrong. It's
just that's how you because then your.

Speaker 10 (04:18):
Your stuff's going to be slanted the other way. The
reason I do it is because the ink. You have
to turn your arm so the ink doesn't drag your
hand doesn't drag through the right. That's the only way
I can make it work. So my hand is technically
under the pen.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
It's very Wait if you're if you're writing, okay, so
let's say you have an eight and a half eleven
a piece of paper on for the radio audience. It's okay,
it's normal orientation, right, yeah, where the longer ends are
on the left and the right.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
And then you turn it ninety degrees clockwise.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah for left handed, Yeah, right, for the writing's just
picture turning that page ninety degrees to the left. But like,
if you're writing again, you're writing and just going straight down,
how would it drag through what you already have? That's
what I'm saying. But even straight up? But how how would.

Speaker 10 (05:03):
It if I'm writing like a human being, normal person,
Literally the side of my hand dragged through the pen.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
Yeah, well then lift your hand up off of the paper.
Don't be a slow I know everyone.

Speaker 11 (05:15):
Writes that way, but a lot of lefties, if you
notice too, like curve their entire arm open.

Speaker 9 (05:22):
She was playing it because when Greg and I saw it,
it was super aggressive, like like she was going behind
her head.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, and see this is uh again, I've never really
given much thought to it. Why would I? I mean,
you see people like uh, you know playing sports and pause.
Yeah right, exactly.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
Killed a lot more using right handed products.

Speaker 7 (05:43):
But what kind of devices do you need for this?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
So this this is something I saw this and I
read it. I'm like, huh, I never really considered that.
I never saw that lefty scissors. I knew about that.
I knew about that. I don't know why though, because
they always had in school, they always had the green handles. Yeah, yeah,
so like that you knew those are the lefty scissors.
I remember they used to hang you know those things
you have in your dishwasher now for silverware, like the

(06:07):
little like uh little basket, same kind of thing, but
they had to like so turn that upside down and
you put the scissors down in there in this classroom,
and so the ones who were just the silver handles
were the regular ones, sorry, normal, normal ones, and then
the green handled ones were always the lefties special ones.
One in ten people are left handed.

Speaker 7 (06:26):
Wow, that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
And again, unless you're one of them, you probably never
considered how hard your life is. Can openers, well, oh
I never thought about it. Right car fobs, the kind
of you know with the key that opens like a knife,
you know what I mean, because the buttons always set
up for righty, so lefties have to open them upside down.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
Yeah, oh weird.

Speaker 12 (06:49):
You think about it your right hand, then do that, okay,
because you know you're useless microwaves, If you push the
button to open it with your left hand, the door
hit you in the arm right, so like you're doing
everything with your dominant hand.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Again, just do it with the right of course, But again,
it's not like when you are left handed, you're not thinking, oh,
with my right all the time because of your natural
instinct is to use your dominant hands. Credit card machines,
I know, man, it's just use your right hand. Yeah,
the swiper is always on the right, and if there's
a pen, it's tethered to the right side of the machine,

(07:22):
like the pens at banks and stuff like that. Zippers
on jeans. Never thought about this, the flap covering the
zippers on the left, so it's nearly impossible to zip
with your left hands.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Now are women's buttons, those are like on the opposite
side of how dude's shirts are right, but are the same.
And why is that?

Speaker 11 (07:45):
It's because women used to button up their like husband's shirts,
so it would be the same for the woman to
basically mirror it on the man.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh I like that, Like maybe you know why could
you never had to?

Speaker 7 (07:58):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
People get me crap because like I don't own a lawnmower.
I pay a guy to come cut my grass, right,
And they go, oh, well, because no, it's not that
I can't do it, I don't have to do it,
And so I don't want to do it. If I
wanted to do it, I would do it. Yeah, it's
not that I can't do it, like I choose not to.

Speaker 10 (08:15):
I can tie a tie on somebody else, but I
couldn't tie one on meat.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Well, I saw a trick and how to tie a tie.
It's something like you lay your arm out straight. You
put the ties so the tip of the ties like
toward the crease where your elbow is, and you wrap
it around twice and like kind of pull it through
and it's.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
Like ready to go. Yeah, okay, quick quick update. Sammy
appears to be about half right on her why things
are backwards ladies. This is from Huffington Post, so this
is no right wing theory here, a conspiracy here. Ladies
often had maids help them dress, so having buttons on
the left made it easier for their right handed maids. Okay,

(08:48):
so either way, it's to help out your men, on
the other hand, mostly dressed themselves, so they had their buttons.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I was taking like, I don't want to do it dressless.
I want to sit Like how when you put like
socks and shoes on a kid, they kind of sit
there and slouch, put their foot up and the give up. Yeah,
so the world designed for right handed people. Something you
might not think about. Novelty coffee cups, you know, like
there's printing on one side. It faces out for righties,

(09:17):
display hello so other people can see it. For lefties
it looks blank.

Speaker 10 (09:21):
All these If you ever guested on any TV talk
show or anything like that, yeah, that is a concern.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Never thought about that. Rulers and tape measures. If you
use a tape measure left handed, the numbers are upside down.
Always upside down. Oh okay, because you're going like.

Speaker 10 (09:40):
And how they better have freaking high school desks on there,
because that was four years.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Ago, a handful of the lefty ones. Yeah, but those
ways in the bag, like, that's that's where all the
kids like I, you know, I would sit back there. Yeah,
some of my friends.

Speaker 10 (09:55):
You start carving into the desk, right.

Speaker 11 (09:57):
And do you always sit on the end of a
table when you go out to or something with someone
so that you don't bump into them.

Speaker 10 (10:02):
I always say, excuse me, I will sit on the
n or you're going to get an elbow.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
My brother's a lefty. We always had to sit in
the same place. That's exactly. Measuring cups more difficult for lefties.
If you hold one in your left hand, you're stuck
measuring in millimeters instead of ounces. Weak power tools like
a mitosol. Like on the table, the handle with the
blade that you pull down is on the right side,
so lefties have to cross their arms and reach over
the blade. Not smart, man, What could they do about that?

Speaker 6 (10:32):
Your brother's a lefty. My dad's a lefty. He used
power tools all the time. He wrote checks properly without
cranking his elbow around.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Somehow they manage greight well.

Speaker 8 (10:41):
My brother's writing was usually sludged. Yeah, because his hand
would drag your cross and.

Speaker 13 (10:46):
I'll give you.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
I'll give you one more thing. Serrated knives like Even
a lot of lefties don't know this. The teeth are
set up to offset the tendency to twist clockwise with
your right hand interest, so lefties tend to cut things
like bread thinner at the hop and fatter at the bottom.
You do, I do?

Speaker 10 (11:03):
I just thought I was insane, which could also be
true as true. Yeah, that's crazy. I don't know if
we have how many gun owners we have in here.
If you ever go shooting, but nine milimeters. Ruger is
pretty much my only choice really, and because the safety.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Oh okay, so because then you have to well didn't
you use your right hand?

Speaker 6 (11:24):
Yeah, don't get away very easily right hand.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Have you tried to a ball with your right hand?

Speaker 6 (11:31):
Oh it's sad stuff.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, my throng on my left hand. That's like if
I ever want to like imitate throwing like a girl,
that's what I do. I throw my left hand because
there's a girl with special needs.

Speaker 9 (11:41):
Whoa geeze by Gregory.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
That's right, and I stand by them. I endorse it.

Speaker 10 (11:50):
I bet you that I'm better at using my right
hand than any of you are using your left hand.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Because why because you should use your right because speaking.

Speaker 10 (12:00):
A victim in this society, and sometimes I have to
use my right side.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yeah, well sorry, lefties. I just you know, I never
considered it. I've never walked a mile in your gloves.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
Sounds like a million dollar opportunity for somebody to open
a store, like a leftorium of some sort, like in
the Simpsons.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Okay, I was gonna say, I know I've seen something
like that. I couldn't remember. It was like there was
an old weird album movie called uhf where they had
a store called Spatulis City. I didn't know if it
was like something like that or if it was from
something else, but yeah, Simpsons for.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
The Also shout out to the band Scissors for Lefty.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Oh yeah, sure out the band that they just woke
up like, just shot up out of bed, the first
time they've been mentioned in fifteen years? Am I late
for seven to eleven? Yeah? I mentioned all right eight
seven seven forty four. Wood sent us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. We will be right
back of that thought, you know, not that thought?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
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Speaker 2 (13:00):
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Lookoe boom into another new al insensitivity training politically correct world.
That's where we're at the Woodies show Wednesday morning. It
is August twenty first twenty twenty four. Yeah, I'm moodie.
That is Greg Gory here, wood there's a menace. What

(13:41):
is up, Woody? You know what's ceiling?

Speaker 7 (13:44):
That's all?

Speaker 2 (13:46):
What's the latest? Beacy boys? There's a sea baskmark here. Yes,
there's Sammy. Got out to the Baci boys. Shout out
to the vac boys. Jerrat us here, Hey morning, Gina.
Monday phones open eighty seven seven forty four. Wooding text
us over to two two nine eight seven. This is
what I've been waiting for. I want to hear about

(14:08):
his weekend. The gathering of the Juggalos twenty twenty four.
We were talking about it, and uh, this is like
the the eighth year. Maybe that sea mass has gone
to the gathering.

Speaker 6 (14:17):
Over here and there, off and on. Of course the
Juggalos took off twenty twenty unfortunately. But yes, every year Woody,
that the Gathering of the Juggalos happens. Yeah, sea mess
has been there to report and it is indeed a miracle.
Every song, I see what you did, because that song.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
With the.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Magnets, how did they work?

Speaker 7 (14:36):
And I don't want to cook.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Scientific This is one of their songs called miracles like magnets.
How do they work? Yeah, I want to talk you know,
science ery. Scientists are gonna collect to me and say, hey,
this is how they work. No, no, no, yeah, no, no,
I know miracles. Look, they're easily impressed. All right. So
just to kind of recaps, I've asked the little couple
of questions over the last couple of days, like how
was the crowd this year compared two years past? Was

(14:59):
it still as seemed to be pretty pretty as packed? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (15:03):
Yeah, and it's it's it's tough to call an exact
number on that because what it is there's this uh,
this campground slash venue in Ohio Thornville, which is about
half hour east of Columbus, and it's spread out though,
so like you got a main stage, a couple of
side stages, some tents, then people kind of camp in
and around all those areas out up in the trees.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Is that part of the ticket, Like, Hey, if you're
going to stay, just stay or do you have to
get like a camping rules greg what you can upgrade
to the big balla And there's a handful of people
they don't they don't come in like nice RVs, but
they do have like hookups and electricity, and with sewage

(15:43):
v there you're like Bill Gates generators guard it. Yeah,
ball in. Here's another question that I had, Are there
any kind of like actual rules, so because even in prison,
like among the prisoners, they're like unspoken unwritten rules, like
are there rules for the gathering the juggle in.

Speaker 6 (16:01):
As far as they say you can't bring in fireworks
and animals they say, and there are loads of fireworks
now there are. I will say this, They're really good.
There are no or very few dogs there. There are
quite a few children, a handful. I saw one report
of a naked baby wandering. Quite a few teenagers unfortunate.

(16:24):
In fact, the saddest thing I saw at the gathering
of the Juggalos this year, greg was someone who looked
like they were probably a grandmother, but knowing this crowd,
who knows handing a nitrous balloon off to what looked
like a fourteen year old okay at times, which, by
the way, was I think the drug of choice of
the juggleris is I've seen nitrous has exploded everywhere.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
It's back past few years because it's so easy to
buy on the right, it's so easy to get fun.

Speaker 6 (16:51):
Is that the one that makes you sound like a munchkin, right, Yeah,
it's a very short high. They call it hippie crack
ten fifteen seconds most, and but you just say say
it's like an expert, greg.

Speaker 8 (17:06):
I was on what we called them crackers, because you
would twist it and you would go yeah. I was
on those for like a week or two.

Speaker 6 (17:15):
Allegedly, Kanye West now has some like you who's getting
millions of dollars worth of his nitriss. You could just
buy it online because it's used for whip cream dispensers.
But I would say that's probably less than half of
what was that.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
I just wasn't aware, like, okay, of course the organizers
they've got to you know, ICP themselves. They've got like
some rules for liability purposes. I didn't know if there
was like some kind of consensus among the masses who
are there, like hey, look, whatever happens, like we never
do this or we always stay away, like all this
other stuff is fine. We could throw poop at each
other and show the other buttoles and things like that,
but we never do x Y.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Well, they are very big into they're very anti fentanel
because it kills them, and so they don't want to die.
They got that much going for them. So that's one
thing you'll see is people will walk around with little cardboards.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
I saw guys advertising LSD, PCP acid percosets, and yeah,
that's the thing, right, I would want to die if
someone who's walking around in basketball shorts and nothing else
walks up to you says, hey, I got some perks
that very well could have fentanyl in it.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
And so they find so they are, they're very active.
Some of them are about testing these drugs. If they
find someone repeatedly who knowingly is selling fentanyl, they will
they'll bust them out of there.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Okay, so that's about the only thing. Well, we got
some audio from the twenty twenty four gathering the Jugglers
Insane clown Posse is this, you know, rap group or whatever.
They're always dressed like clowns. They got to be fifty
years old now yeah, yeah, and uh, and so you
get like really the kind of bottom dwellers of society,
the knuckle dragger, these are like white trash. Looks at

(18:47):
these guys and goes, wow, you guys are white trash.
As Dave Chappelle might have said, these are the trashiest
of whites. Yeah, yeah, exactly, And so Sea Bass goes
there every year. He is among them, he is talking
to them. And we're gonna hear some of the audio
coming up for you next back show im My Good
Kid on Christmas. Yeah, you can't wait to hear the
audio gathering of the Juggalos twenty twenty four. And yeah,

(19:09):
just in case you want to get another little frame
of reference on what ICP what their songs sound like?

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Y all?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Who would want to hang out with these guys? What
is a jugglers? The name of the song? Let me
thanks for a second. Oh, he gets but naked and.

Speaker 14 (19:22):
Then he walks through the streets drinks but it's his
butt secrets.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
Yes, yeah, so it's a hor comedy wrap rock.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, coolness altogether. Hat Man Oh yeah, and like all
their fans, Yeah, they love this Hatchetman logo. It's on hats,
it's on like dog tags. Well, it's on bodies. Oh yeah, madam,
Hatchetman tattoos. You will see.

Speaker 9 (19:46):
It's on necklaces on dudes that show up to Board's wedding.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Oh that's right, Yeah, they shot up to Board's wedding.
They had a hatchetman necklace.

Speaker 6 (19:56):
Will they give you when you hit your ticket to gathering,
they give you a pendant, which I don't had this
year because I gave it away to some guy who
lost his because I was being sweet and I knew
he needed.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
It more than I. I wonder if they have their
special wedding. It was a proposal I saw, all right,
So who's the first person from the gatherer?

Speaker 6 (20:15):
This is the guy I gave my pendant to. His
name's mop all right, yeah, I believe he's got moppy hair,
so he's gonna give you, guys some like the theory
behind the gathering of the Juggalos as well some advice.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
All Right, we're here to gather. We're gonna have a
good time.

Speaker 15 (20:29):
We're here to not give off because society doesn't accept us,
so we're gonna accept everybody that's here.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
You gotta have exent.

Speaker 15 (20:36):
You gotta have a safe place to sleep, because I
know a lot of ninjas that are out here passes
out on the grass and just laying there because they
got in with their last bucks. They don't have sort
of passing out the road wherever they can sleep until the.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Sun comes up. Dude and By the way, I've noticed
every juggler sounds that they half lost their voice. Yeah right.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
I think you may have heard in the background that
I think it's partially from Nitrosses.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
That I wonder. I don't know. I mean because like
we had this guy from one of the first times
you went. He was just chanting family like from yelling
like that all the time his voice. Yes, so we're
talking to mop here.

Speaker 6 (21:14):
And he hit on something we've hit before in the
Juggalo gathering. Is they just they get there barely greyhound
or whatever, hitchhiking and then who knows what happens next?

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah, in Ohio, I'll figure out how to get back now.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
One thing, one thing that map just sent us there,
a lot of guys I'll party until the mornings, pass
out in the grass and with non protection. And unfortunately,
despite this being a family of like minded individuals, that
can lead to problems.

Speaker 15 (21:40):
My boys are of any money because they lost their dude,
people are out of your stash and risk paints and
people's sleep.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
How would you even do that?

Speaker 6 (21:46):
Like if I try to take your wristband, like you
would feel that though, right.

Speaker 15 (21:49):
Some people get so dub here that they pass out
for twelve hours and don't feel or hear or see
a thing. I see, yeah, and so what you were
just like a dead body laying on your for twelve hours.

Speaker 7 (22:01):
People come out to you with all of.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Your aren't you missing stuff?

Speaker 7 (22:05):
You're laying around for twelve hours?

Speaker 6 (22:07):
Well the idea is you're up till you know you're
watching the bands there listening like late night wrestling, and
you're doing a lot of drugs, and then you pass
out for twelve hours.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Sure.

Speaker 6 (22:15):
Now at some point another juggalo steals your wristbands so
they can either give it to a friend, resell it whatever.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Even though they're family the whole thing.

Speaker 10 (22:22):
I know they're not right, they're not upstanding individuals, but
I thought they're supposed to look out for each other.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Well that's the thing.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
Especially they speak outside of one side of their mouth
and do something else.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
In fact, I said, an alarm going off the background
is our carnival o. Their cardinal games kind of going
like you picked up.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
On something good interesting as well, woodie, So there are
probably juggalo gathering is nothing but noise all the all
the time, fireworks, music, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
They talk about being in jail like jail prison, like
they just say, it's just a loud chaos.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
And because because about five hundred people decided to bring megaphones,
because what they love doing is that as you're sitting
there in your campsite and people are walking around the gathering,
he just yells to like show me your butthole.

Speaker 16 (23:02):
You know.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
So jugglos love.

Speaker 6 (23:04):
Yelling nasty things at each other, and that's what you're
here there. So there's a lot of megaphones and stuff
like that. Now, I just happened while before talking to Mop,
I found and encountered one juggalo finding another thief juggle.
So this girl, right exactly, this girl and her crew
were walking by a campsite and then and she goes,

(23:26):
wait a minute, that's my guy's like little blue wagon.

Speaker 7 (23:30):
Menace.

Speaker 6 (23:31):
You're a fan of the rolling wagons.

Speaker 9 (23:32):
Yes, shout out the wagons because and these are wagons
and cooler is very common at the gathering because people
throw their drinks and stuff and walk around the different
different there's like the foldable ones that you'll see I
like target wall and.

Speaker 6 (23:45):
So she's screaming and I didn't want to get too
close and interrupt as a nark I wanted to see
it playoffs.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
So she's screaming at the I'm sure the police are
coming running right well quick. In fact, no they did not,
and so they and so they go, hey, go get security.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
So one of them runs off to go find security. Well, well,
at that point, the girl who allegedly stole all this
stuff and they found a bag full of like power
tools and all what stuff you bring to the gathering,
right exactly, And so she skidads at the back of
the tent and this guy goes chasing after her. Meanwhile
he's screaming at the other people in her crew for
harboring a thief.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
And that's how I caught it. Was this a little
bit audio right here, you lot a thief get away.
You're having palms as he's like chasing this girl through
the again jug family not here to steal from each other.
Oh wait, you can't leave anything alone because he had
robbed all right. So Sea Bass last weekend was at
the gathering of the Juggalos.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
And we played this clip here. This is the woman.
Now I did not actually find this woman. I looked
for her. She's the woman in the power chair. She
got a clear plastic dildo filled with ashes. Here she
is telling the Juggalo clown vist, what's in that dildo
is an.

Speaker 16 (24:49):
Actual replication of my husband's venis with his ashes that
I have slowly been spreading around the gatherings.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah. And then of course some other a hole with
a megaphone in the background guides around. They're telling you
to show your sphincter. Yeah. And she is so gross.
She has the eye we were talking about it on
yesterday's show. She has the I Love Pegging Men belly shirt.
She's about three hundred pounds in this wheelchair. And then

(25:21):
she's wearing like lingerie from the from the bottom down.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
By the way, you're lucky she's wearing laundry because a
lot of there are a lot of women at the
gathering her size who are fully naked. Bear, I can't
really tell she lifted up flash exactly. So the iHeart
Pegging Men's shirt was actually sold on site by this
woman Angela. And she's one of those like the tattooed
suicide girl type of girls. And she has her own

(25:46):
line of clothing, which she's going to tell us about here.

Speaker 17 (25:48):
Okay, nowhere Fast is the clothing brand we make good clothes.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
She sounds way too sober already.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
She's actually a business's actually there doing work. She's high on.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
The have money to spend on this stuff because the
nerds they go to Comic Con, they got money, you know,
the Barbie people that Seaber saying that the Men has
talked to. We just heard a lot of people show
came gathering with literally nothing. So there are a handful
who have some cash.

Speaker 17 (26:13):
Nowhere Fast as a clothing brand, we make good clothes
for bad bitches. We have the iHeart Pegging Men design,
the made him Psycho I eat.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yeah, yeah, made him psych Now those are shirts that
juggalos would love wearing. Obviously.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
Now so what Angela nowhere Fast?

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Is that what she said? Right? I believe Nowhere Fast.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
So she goes to different festivals, like but more metal festivals.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
You can tell.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
It's like hard rock tattoos stuff.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
That's a perfect name for her company. That's where all
her clienteli gry.

Speaker 18 (26:47):
So.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
Now, now I will give Angela some credit. Besides, she's
pretty sexy, you know, but like that tattooed vixen sort
of look. Besides having these cool shirts, she holds periodic
contests throughout the gathering of the Juggalos that involve things
where men and women eat things off other men and women.
Here's an example from Angela.

Speaker 17 (27:03):
Okay, well, people are coming up, like, hey, seating contest
is at eight o'clock.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
Seating contest.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
We put chocolate.

Speaker 17 (27:09):
Pudding on people's apps, and then somebody else eats it off.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Oh well, there's an idea for the next dare for dollars.
There's an idea for the next WOODI show live events. Yeah,
in fact, I witnessed it. I went back the next
day and she was having a kitty eating contest where
it was greg.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
It was three girls on chairs. Okay, they smeared vanilla
pudding all over the They first they removed their pants
except for g strings bikini bottoms. The girls removed it.
It got the smear although the vanilla pudding. And then
three other girls.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Enah, get it off there and the fastest one stops
him like you've never like me, Yeah, you used a party,
you know. Could you not watch that? Please? She's actually
got this judgmental look on her face.

Speaker 19 (27:53):
I would be.

Speaker 6 (27:53):
So uncomfortable if I went back.

Speaker 11 (27:55):
Like the idea that Seabats was standing there watching it
live makes me so uncomfortable with think watching that line.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
It's a couple of years ago, there was something that
broke out. Everybody's throwing lawn chairs and stuff over the crowd,
like something broke out. It was like maybe one of
the performances or something. It was like in a tent
or something.

Speaker 6 (28:11):
Oh, well, that's the trash war that happens every year,
the trash war. Okay, so okay, to break this that's
a different that's a different event. And what happens to
all events. Every every Saturday afternoon, ICP the band hold
like a seminar, like an hour long talk about what's
coming up for the next year. Well before that happens,
all the jugglos have decided. This has just kind of
happened spontaneously. They decide, we're going to bring a bunch

(28:32):
of trash, including like raw squid.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
And you know, just garbage from any you know, fecal matter.

Speaker 6 (28:38):
And then for the like of a good half hour
before ICP shows up, they'll just get on the other side,
opposite side of the tents and toss it eat each
other again, raw fish, chairs, grave heart, anything you could
find and so the so the place stinks and then
here comes ICP to tell you about the new album.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
It's kind of like Coachella for losers.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
Yeah, oh wow, but keep that in mind. Next live event.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Uh yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:00):
Our website is nowhere fast dot co.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Okay, do coll it's the it's the Gathering of the
Jugglo Sea Bats spent the weekend there amongst the animals
and or are crawling all over the place. So we
got all this audio. We do have some more to share.
We're this is the Woodie Shows. We're going through some
of the audio that Seabats collected his weekend getaway. Did

(29:23):
you bring a date with him? Not this time I have.
The Gathering of the Jug was on twice with women.
They loved it and well they were. You bring in
You don't bring Sammy there. You bring someone. You bring
somebody like Gina in the corner. You would go, I go.

Speaker 6 (29:38):
I would just if you lost me, I kill.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
You bring someone who gets it, yeah, because they're not
gonna You're not gonna attack you unless you're doing the
drugs they hand you. You're not going to die. You
just if you just keep your head about you, you'll
be fine. Somebody said your show is like an abusive boyfriend.
No matter how bad it gets, it's hard for me
to let go. So we love speaking of my ship
so sweet.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
Saw that so sweet numerous times in the in the
in the Facebook group for the Juggalos, people reporting, hey
I broke up with my husband or wife, I need
a ride home way back in a year, Well, that
brings us our next piece of audio, Greg Gorey, because
they can show up. They got no money, they got
no resources, So how how can I make money while

(30:18):
I'm there?

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Though?

Speaker 6 (30:18):
Greg, we had a couple of years ago, got the
guy who got kicked in the balls for twenty bucks. Well,
I saw this guy walking around in a bloody brown shirt,
but that was covered.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
With balloons and he was holding to throwing darts. I
got to do this with the Bloodhound game. Remember that
the Bloodhound Gang back in the day they had I
think it's when the Bad Touch came out. They came
on the show and they insisted that I throw darts
at the one guy's back right, And all you did
was put a two by four down his spine so

(30:48):
I wouldn't hit his spine. And then but he wanted
me to throw it hard enough so it's stick in
his bag. I remember that. Yeah that's where. Look why
I don't want to do this. I'm not comfortable. I
didn't care.

Speaker 6 (30:59):
Here's why, because Logan wants to make some money.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Woody, all right, Logan, I'm wearing the balloon pop game.
Throw metal darts at me two for five dollars.

Speaker 6 (31:08):
So you blew up some balloons you got like, I
don't know'st up to your shirt?

Speaker 2 (31:12):
And what do I win? Hell?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
In your head?

Speaker 6 (31:14):
What do I win if I pop a balloon?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
You don't or nothing? You just get to see me bleed.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
Are you worried about tetanus?

Speaker 2 (31:20):
No, sir, I'll use clean darts. Oh okay, okay, yeah,
every time they fall in the ground, he wipes them
off with alcohol. Clean is a word that comes to
mind when I think about the gathering five one for twenty.
He could have gotten away with that. Now here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (31:36):
Think I was twenty bucks to get kicked in the
nuts now? Uh, fun fact, tetanus is not it doesn't
have to do with the actual rust and a piece
of metal. It's just the it's the dirt that it
picks up being around things, you know, like think about
a deck with a rusty nail. That's when I was dirty.
There's bacteria in there, and I'm sure there's plenty of
that at the jug Low gathering. So he wanted two
for five. I gave him twenty for two.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Wow, that was mighty yeah, and so I threw a
blue at him. Oh okay, how much money have you
made by having people throw real darts at your body today,
just in the last half hour, Probably twenty five bucks?
Right as what again? Two for five?

Speaker 6 (32:10):
All right now here, I'd like for you, if you
don't mind, to hold the mic and tell me about
feel says I'm throwing them. Okay, let's got several holes
here in your shirt. I got some bloodstains and they
got me in the park the other day.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
So I put a little plate right here at my heart. Oh,
fulled up piece of cardboard. Yep, because that hurt, Oh
my god.

Speaker 6 (32:29):
So much like your bloodound gang guy his in his
breast pocket. There's a folded up piece of cardboard because
he learned, because he already got hitting out inside.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Wow. Oh I thought you were faced away from you.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
No, No, he was wearing safety goggles.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Oh he barely reacted.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
Well, it wasn't the first dart he had. His shirt
was full of build up, a tolerance, and how inebriated.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Do you think he was just a little He sounds
juggle of sober. Really, I want to hear it again. Listen.
I like the let's go, let's go, let's go.

Speaker 7 (33:06):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
A gathering of the Juggalos, the ICP and Sane clown Posse,
gathering of freaks every year. The last couple of years,
at least, it's been in Ohio.

Speaker 6 (33:18):
Yeah, yeah, they flowed, they float around the Midwest, but
I think they may have settled on this legend value Ohio.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
And Ryan's there. Now.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
We've heard about them stealing from each other and numerous
times about the eating of different things, about probable tetanus, uh,
the overdosees et cetera. But Ryan is here to tell
you in his Juggalo voice that it no, it's about
the love, all right.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
This holy oh my god, he.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
Swallowed real nails.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Oh my he ate the darts that the other people
were throwing. I mean saying, oh my god, here we go.

Speaker 19 (33:54):
The reason this year at the gathering because I would
not pass this up in a lifetime.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
This is my fifth year, fifth year sober.

Speaker 19 (34:03):
Okay, the gathering has been honestly the best time I've
ever had at any festival to love year that has
been shown the Jugglers and just the family about.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
It, like this is love. Wow.

Speaker 7 (34:20):
What's his weight class?

Speaker 16 (34:21):
He?

Speaker 6 (34:22):
You might think, Oh, that's an eighty five year old man. No,
that's a twenty eight year old probably hundred and sixty.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Pounds seventy something. Yes, wow, now you've pictured Rocky's brother.

Speaker 6 (34:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, wow, that's right.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
You heard sober there are there.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
You don't have to do a ton of drugs to
be at the gathering the Juggalos here it is.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
It is kind of sad by the way, like you
think about like these people probably feel like completely lonely
the other three hundred and sixty three days a year. Well,
that's the point of having this family, right Like, and
these people will find no salvation, no acceptance in any
other spot other than Legend Valley, Ohio. That's why you
go for the gathering of the Juggalos. And so Ryan's

(35:02):
gonna talk to us more about being sober at the gathering.

Speaker 19 (35:05):
So honestly, I had to get sober because I was
going down a path that would have led to either
jail or death.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
So I had to get my life.

Speaker 19 (35:15):
Better and now I just smoke weed impact others.

Speaker 6 (35:20):
I think a lot of people they get kind of
like scared of being sober.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Right, yes, that is exactly true.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
And how I'm gonna have fun.

Speaker 19 (35:26):
You know, you're not ready until you're fully you're ready.
You got to make that decision yourself.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah, I feel the same way about dieting's California, so exactly.
And by the way, so I carry with me in
order to broker peace. I carry a cooler full of
beers and stuff and ar camp.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
Yeah, and so I say, hey, man, thanks for having that.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Would offer you a beer, but you're sober? He said, no, no, no,
I'm just sober for methan heroin, okay, which, by the way, if.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
You got beer and weed's fine, man, nothing you have
to take weird percocets.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Time for one more from the gathering of the Juggalos.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
Sucked Blane and as we heard, it's people very poor
when they show up, and some are tempted to sneak in.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Well, it is pretty easy according to Blaine, I don't know.

Speaker 18 (36:12):
The lineup this year. I snuck in last night. It
was dark out. I just walked through the gates. They
didn't stop me, didn't question me nothing. So I just
walked in smart. But I didn't have to worry about nothing.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
But now do you have to worry about leaving because
it's during the daylight?

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Now, obviously I'm not gonna leave.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
Did you find a place to sleep or whatever?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
How do you? I sleep on that hill somewhere.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
Over yonder So now we've heard several people like people
just kind of pass out in the grass and that's.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Where they are. Yeah, that's the plan, right, Yeah, I
mean I was thinking about that when we were talking
about the people who are stealing wristbands and stuff. How
tight is the security? Like do you even need to
steal the wristbands or can you? I think if you
have a certain look or whatever, they just assume you're
supposed to be there, right, and they do well, then
what they do there just look like a family member.

(36:57):
You know. The security will.

Speaker 6 (36:58):
Walk you back to the front, like, oh, let me
help you out to the front. You can buy any wristband.
So it does happen. So all I'm talking to Blaine
real quick this his friend walks up. He shows me
a text message saying, hey, I've got acid. He tells
me that. Can you explain what's going on here?

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Well, yeah, because it just told me he got some
acid for both of us.

Speaker 6 (37:17):
So you have to be careful with it because you
don't know the source necessarily.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Yeah, he only deals with his close friend. Yeah, there
have been issues, especially this year because of the family.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
A couple of people died already.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Oh okay, smart, They have test strips all over the place.
They have everything's available here, So it's all.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Up to you to be smart. Yeah, yeah, be smart
as you do your acid.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
Light.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
There we go from gathering of the juggalows everybody. Yeah,
exciting times.

Speaker 6 (37:52):
By the way, there's so much more.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Sounds like a fun trip. In case anybody's already planning
for next year, you can go to the gathering of
the drug It's around the same time every year, roughly.
We're not uninterested. You can hang out with these guys here.
What's going on?

Speaker 7 (38:07):
We're here parting. We're from Pittsburgh. We're a huge gang.
We're a huge streak gang.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
Now let me with jugglers.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
We're a huge streak gang.

Speaker 20 (38:16):
I'm gonna do this for us.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
My mother's fucking life.

Speaker 21 (38:20):
Hello to the Woody Show. Chris Barnell here with a
video message. Hi, I'm Greg Gory. I love respect and
I'm quite jealous of Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Let's spend the weekend in Santa Barbara.

Speaker 21 (38:33):
I have a wide selection of cabernets to choose from.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Yeah, the Woody Show, Well, Greg Gory is actually the
focus of what we're about to do here next on
the wood Show. It's all other new hour. It's insensitivity
training for a politically correct world here on this Wednesday morning.
It is August the twenty first, twenty twenty four. I'm
what of that is? Greg? Hi, there's a menace.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
We got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy, Gina Gratz here.
This phones are open eighty seven seven four. Would he
send us your text over to two two nine eight
seven and uh yeah. So we got some news headlines
coming up. But the big news here is that this
is a dream come true for Greg. He's been praying
and begging for this for so long lunch he has,

(39:19):
he's been talking about that. I started taking WGOV. I
don't know a little over a year, year and a half.
Maybe I don't know anyway, so I kind of I uh,
the Mogovy didn't work as well for me. I just
switched over to zep Bound, which is a different weight
loss drug. It's not something glue tide like wgov or ozempicide,

(39:41):
which so like the way it was explained to me,
and I don't really understand what this means. But with wagov,
there is like one pathway to accomplish what you need
to accomplish to lose the weight, and if you don't
react as strong or whatever, that's it. That's just that
one pathway. That would be wigov and ozempic. Now with
zep bound and Manje, this is that other drug, and

(40:02):
there are two pathways.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
Righteite works on the same gluca gun like both of them.
They they they pretend to your body that you've had
food and are filling up, when in fact you didn't.
Reallytite has a second pathway that does it the same
sort of thing, but twice two different ways.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Of supreme country. I just started zep bound this week,
so on Monday, I took my first my first dose
of that. And then and by the way, when you
start these these drugs, they start to at a lower
dose and then they step you up, so you take
one dose for an entire month, and then you do
another dose once a week. It's a once a week
injection that you do yourself. A lot of people like,
That's the thing I think with Greg is that I'm

(40:44):
so scared.

Speaker 8 (40:45):
I've never been had this combo of feelings where I'm
super happy and excited but petrified.

Speaker 6 (40:50):
Because you don't when you think injection, you're like, what
am I pulling stuff out of a cereing?

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Which but here's here's a question for Greg, Like, so
he got his hands on some monjara. It's just one dose, right,
it's the only dose he has right now. So so
it's a two point five milligram jar. That's the lowest.
That's the lowest. That's what they would start if you
went to your doctor, that's what they would start you with. Okay, okay,
the week's worth. So this would be one on one dose,

(41:15):
one dose. When you do this, you toss it. Yeah, yeah,
and that's it. You see, the needle is fully contained
within that plastic tube. Correct, So you never you never
even see the needle. No, I can't see it at all.
It's you don't. You don't see it. It's super small,
super thing. You say, like, I'm telling you man, I
I didn't even feel it.

Speaker 6 (41:34):
That's wow, super than just like you're going to be after.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
After one Before we do this though, I mean I
want to know, like, what what are you expecting from this?
Like it's one dose.

Speaker 8 (41:47):
I know, like if I don't do it regularly, I
won't do anything correct. But maybe for one week to
get the like at least ten.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Has been dying. At least ten more least I would
agree with that defintely, preferably fifteen six foot, yeah, from
what you are right now? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (42:08):
What are you right now? The last time I weighed myself,
I was one ninety eight in your six six foot
if I stand up straight, which I never do, Okay,
I would like to be one one eighty five.

Speaker 6 (42:21):
Would it kill you to be one seventy though, Greg.

Speaker 9 (42:25):
Six that's a little too yeah, because I know for
five ten they said, like the most you should weigh
is one eighty nine for five.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
To ten for five ten being really.

Speaker 8 (42:38):
See one eight that would be great because when I
started this hardcore food intake, you know, strict regimen, I
was like a couple ounces shy of two thirty and
I was disgusted with myself.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
I couldn't believe it. Okay, so you've lost thirty pounds. Yeah,
and I would like to go and that's just eating
beets and cottage cheese and then starving himself wise. Well yeah,
and then you know, like a meal will be a
sweet potato or that's a meal? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (43:05):
Is that balanced at all? Where's the protein? And I'm
probably doing this all wrong. But the thing that I'm
doing differently this time is I'm not denying myself certain foods.
So I'll have chips and salsa, but instead of having
a bag of chips, I'll have like three or four,
got it? Okay, So I'm not gonna take myself off
of it completely. One thing I have cut out except

(43:27):
for the one day we did the what was where
was that food? Burlington code factor?

Speaker 7 (43:32):
Actually that was the first sweet.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Thing I had and was probably eight months. Yeah. Do
you feel like you've hit a plateau? Yes? Okay, so
that's why this might.

Speaker 9 (43:40):
I'm looking at a weight chart and it says one
sixty to one ninety six.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
You could easily be one sixty Greg. Yes, it would
still be within healthy ranges because no offense. Greg is
not a muscle bound person. No, So you know it's
no average pit and.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
I'm old and I don't want to be muscular. I
just want to be slim.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
Oh yeah, so now what do you are? I officially
on manjar Rod now for how long? I just zep
bound only only the one so far. I just took
the first dose or zippitite or whatever.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Yeah, and so like I have three more at this
dose and then I get a refill at the beginning
of the next month and I will take the next
step up, which I think is five, and then it
goes to ten.

Speaker 6 (44:17):
And you've noticed a difference or now so far?

Speaker 2 (44:20):
No, but if I was on, you know, we'll go,
We'll go for a year. We'll go for a year.

Speaker 7 (44:25):
So I mean, we'll see you lose with that.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Well I started because I told you, like, I did
not want to hit three hundred pounds. I got to
to ninety eight, almost eight, and now I'm to sixty.

Speaker 6 (44:36):
Nice, Okay, that's good for a year, that's good.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So there was two ninety eight and
so I got to two sixty is where I am
right now. I would like to be honestly probably like
because where I was before when I lost the seventy
pounds like most recently, the most recent big weight loss,
I was to twenty four. And if I can get
to twenty four, like I looked thin like you see

(45:00):
these pictures, go, wow, you look thin, right. I think
it's just I don't know the way I'm built or whatever.
Like I can carry too, I can carry two twenty.
If I got to two twenty, I'd be totally joined
Greg in the one sixty club. Yeah, what I gotta do.
So I've just been doing like I've been eating now
healthy these like prepared meals kind of things, and I'm
doing now you know, the goby and then moved on
to zet bound. But I have not done I've not

(45:21):
incorporated any kind of exercise, which that would be like
the next thing with the refuses to do right.

Speaker 8 (45:26):
The only exercise I get is dog walking and yard work.
And what I will do is I will you know, poop,
skip my morning coffee, do all that stuff and then
weigh myself.

Speaker 6 (45:37):
Like empty out.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Okay, I worked so hard today, I wonder if I
lost weight, and I did, and also ride Mario like
a Rodeo bullet in no way. Yeah, I want you
to come over here, Greg, I'll show you how to
do this, okay.

Speaker 6 (45:48):
Because they have a pretty pretty straightforward like a injection
and direction thing.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah. So the manjar here is exactly how the zet
bound is. It's the same exact pen, the size of
a big highlight er. Maybe. Yes. In fact, Manjaro, this
is actually technically for people with diabetes. And yes, well
that's why.

Speaker 6 (46:09):
That's why that was the thing you went through when
you first got with GOVI is you could not get
prescribed through our through ART but you can pay cash
for it.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
I got to pay cash for either one, right because
because it's not coming at all through the through the
company insurance, but the doctor because it's not on what
the label or whatever, it's off label. Yeah. So like
I like, I can't get manjarro because you have to
have you know, it got to be either pre diabetic
or diabetic diabetes to have this. But the it's the
exact same zet bounds, the exact same thing without the

(46:38):
diabetes requirement. So it's just a b M I over
whatever it is in order in order to qualify, which
being the fat ass that I am, I do. Yeah.
So anyway, this is the same style pen. It's very simple.
GREG when you're ready to go. You got to decide
where we're going to do this. Now, you can do
it around your belly. You got to be within without
being within two inches of your belly buttons, so you
don't want to give it to your baby. Yeah, yeah,

(46:59):
you can go like I got a diagram here. It's
also subcuton subcutaneous, which means it just goes under the skin.
It's not even it doesn't even go deep at all. Yeah,
it's very But you can also do it in your thighs.
I suggest no, you don't do in the buttocks. Oh okay,
it matters, not that back alley stuff that you get,

(47:20):
right yeaheah, well yeah, yeah, well we'll do it if
I sound like a noise as well. You pick your location.
It's going to be on his right side, to the
right of his belly button there, okay, so that you
would remove the Now you can see there's a lock
and an unlock at the top. Make sure it's locked.
You remove this plastic cap.

Speaker 6 (47:43):
Faint on the bottom. There's like a gray plunger stopper.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Little that is okay, Yeah, you can barely.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
It's supera. The idea is that it's spring loaded and
it will only go so far as.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
To barely all right, so great, so it's going to shoot.

Speaker 7 (48:00):
Yeah, you're unlocked.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Nothing's gonna happen if I do this. Just watch okay,
just put it up against your skin. I'm not I know,
I know, I know. Hold it, hold it, I hold
it now, Oh God, now here I will unlock it. Okay,
it's like this, like taking your safety. I'll turn this now.
Here's the thing. You're supposed to do that when it's
against your skin.

Speaker 6 (48:22):
You are right now, greg, once you once you depress
it though, you have to hold it on there.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
You can't let it.

Speaker 7 (48:27):
Drop it fo yeah, don't drop it.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
So here's what's going to happen. The love of God.
Do you want me to push the button? No, no, no,
don't do it. Don't do it, don't do it. I'm
I'm out. So you're gonna push the button. It's going
to click. Okay, it might take it. This is a
small dose. It might it'll take less than ten seconds.
But you wait for it to click again. You check
to make sure the depressor or the plunger or whatever

(48:49):
it does. Yeah, you're not going to see anything, all.

Speaker 7 (48:51):
Right, but you hold it.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
But do you hold it against your skin all the time.
So when I pushed the trigger, I keep it, keep it.
I'll probably you'll probably feel a small pinch the first push, push, hold,
hold on, I don't even I guarantee you probably won't
even feel that. Okay, you ready, and.

Speaker 7 (49:06):
Then keep it down. Ready, clicks again, one, and.

Speaker 22 (49:10):
Then give us a pause if you say three, okay, one, two, three, Ah,
that's it, You're done.

Speaker 7 (49:22):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 8 (49:23):
It wasn't horrendous, but it was kind of scary. But
physically it was not bad. Yeah, it felt like it
was like you get flicked.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Yes, but that was it because it's just like a
little bit of pressure, but like there wasn't like that.
You didn't feel that sharpness. Right, No, you put this
back on there, and the anticipation was supposed to put
it one of those like uh receptacle the garbage.

Speaker 6 (49:46):
I know, for all those listening, Gregg's going to a
sharp's recycling and.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
I throw it right in the garbage. That's right. I
would flush it if I could, because you can put
the cat back on it and no one's gonna You
can't even get your finger in there and catch the needle.
You can Okay that I could. I could deal with that.
Do you feel skinny? Yeah? Do I look.

Speaker 18 (50:04):
Like?

Speaker 2 (50:06):
It's not bad? Right, It's really not bad. People get
freaked out about the idea of doing the self injection.
It is dummy proof. Yeah. Now the thing is you
might feel what over the next day.

Speaker 6 (50:17):
He might start feeling maybe a little like low blood sugary,
possibly because.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Well, I mean like he's not really eating much anyway.
But if anything, you might find like like a little
queasiness or like you might find yourself to be, uh
you know, like more full than you would have. But
it's one It's just one dose, dude, Just like, yeah,
it's probably won't do much. But does it make you constipated?
I can't ever like over time, because it can. It
slows your digestion is what it does, all right. So

(50:46):
uh so then if I did this every week, I
would do the same thing or up the dosage. He
would up the dosage after a month, So four doses
of what you just did, you'd have three more then
you then you go up to the next one. It's
the same concept, it's just a different amount of I say,
that is a user friendly device. See, and you were
so freaked out. I was the anticipation is scary. I'm

(51:06):
a total whip. You guys know that. Yes, it's not hard.
I wish that it wasn't so damn difficult and expensive
to get. Yeah, well, the zep bound costs without insurance.
You can get their discount card online five hundred bucks, right,
And the thing, the will Goovi was way more expensive.
They started like a twelve hundred, went down a nine hundred,
and then went down to like six fifty. And that's

(51:27):
the lowest I've ever seen it. Unfortunately, it will probably
be what five ten years before this gets to the
point where it is they'd rather treat your diabetes and
your other complications from being fat than rather cover this.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
I mean, it was so expensive when it came out
in the nineties. Now you can go up to bluetoo,
dot com wood and get it for.

Speaker 18 (51:45):
There.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
You go. Well, Greg, you're drug I'm very excited. I
could get way too used to this effect yet. Yeah,
but you're great. You're saying you can, you know, find
somebody who will give it to you. But like if
you went to a legit doctor not giving you a
prescription for that to lose ten pounds yeah, like there's
no plateau doesn't.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
With these online purchases consultations, you can fudge your numbers.

Speaker 9 (52:13):
Costco actually to get a consultation, to get a prescription.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Now we're talking, we're gonna take a quick break. Congratulations, Greg,
thank you so much. Put like some kind of puddy.

Speaker 6 (52:25):
I put silly buddy on his stupid bell, Like you
are so triggered by the bell, I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Yeah, I'm triggered my loud and not just the radio
and like dogging Greg. What was the the text that
we were just laughing at. Oh this is pretty good
you guys. Look, you guys are clever. Let me fine.

Speaker 20 (52:45):
One.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
So Greg gets to drink wine and do drugs at
work now, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (52:51):
It's mean, but it's hilarious. How pathetic do you need
to be that you're on a weight loss drug and
still can't lose weight? Hashtag woody, hashtag disgusting.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
That's good, that's good. I like it.

Speaker 7 (53:08):
What do you think was the issue of the previous drugg.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
I don't think it really worked, because, like you know,
if you're able to eat through and Samy made a
good point, if you're able to eat through, go and
I don't really eat that much, to be honest. I
mean I I do eat more of the bad things
that I'm not supposed to eat compared to the good things. Yeah,
it's the wrong things and all that stuff. And no exercise,

(53:32):
of course that doesn't help. But it's because the appetite
suppressing part just wasn't working for me. And we'll see,
and we'll see what happens with zepbound. Somebody said they
were on with goby and they were violently throwing up.
And I've had only again one dose of the zet bound,
but no no side effects. I know somebody who did

(53:53):
o zempic and it led them to get very depressed. Yeah,
and that was the offshoot. Apparently I've constant pay or
something like that. You would think the fat would do
really depressed.

Speaker 7 (54:03):
No, that is warning with these drugs depression.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Well, sometimes people will get really constipated. Yeah, that is depressing.
Yeah it is. Last night was night number two of
the Democratic National Convention in Chicago. It was all about
the Obamas. President Obama Michelle Obama both spoke tonight. It's
Kama's VP pick, Tim Wallas, Bill Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and
Pete Boudagees who would get to speak. There is one

(54:27):
thing from last night worth mentioning. So team read when
the Republican Convention was going and they were given a
lot of grief for having Hulk Hogan to speak at
their convention. This tacky and blah blah blah blah blah. Okay,
but I can see that argument. Okay, that's fine, But
don't you think this is also kind of tacky. Lil John,

(54:49):
who I love and I would love to have do
a Woody Show event. This has nothing to do with him,
It's just the setting. He was a surprise guest last night.
Check it out, Georgia. How do you cast your about?
We are here to.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
I miss that.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
I just heard about it this morning. I'm not watching
any of that. I didn't watch.

Speaker 6 (55:27):
This all feels very idiocracy.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Hulk Cogan.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
Hey, everybody get your hand Hey, everybody get hands up.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
Anyway, it's no longer like a dignified.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Another new is Disney has withdrawn their claim that a
guy could not sue over the death of his wife
because the terms that he signed up and agreed to
when he got his free trial of Disney. Plus, if
you remember that story, Disney had preview argued that the
case should instead go to arbitration because there's a clause
in the terms and conditions when you get Disney Plus
that you agree to the streaming service. But man, there

(56:06):
was so much backlash. Yeah, so they're gonna say the
matter will now be heard in court. The husband filed
in the lawsuit she had an allergic reaction. They were
eating at a restaurant in the Disney Springs, you know
area of Disney. They're in Orlando. Jennifer Lopez, she's the problem, clearly.
She has filed for divorce from Ben Affleck. They were

(56:28):
only married two years, according to the TMZ. She filed
the divorce papers in LA yesterday. She listened to the
date of their separation is April twenty sixth, nineteen ninety two.
There was a ride on the streets. Tell me where
were you? You were at home watching your TV? Sublime
getting They haven't been a couple for nearly four months.
And who cares and who is and who.

Speaker 6 (56:51):
Saw this coming? It's so shocking, right, And like you said,
she's the common denominator in the failed relationship.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Yeah, and plenty of first hand and experiences about what
a paniass diva bitch, big sea energy. She is. Yeah,
this woman Maria Baranas, who up until yesterday was the
world's oldest person. Greg dying, we have persons man, so
number two is like, well, yeah, it's the next oldest woman.

(57:18):
Now is this woman in Japan? She's one hundred and sixteen.
Maria was one hundred and seventeen born in San Francisco
in nineteen oh seven. Later moved to Spain, and she's
been all over social media for a number of years.
She was fun on Twitter. She described herself saying I'm old,
very old, but not stupid. And yeah she was like,
uh jus funny, she's a personality. Oh to live till

(57:43):
Greg is I would love that tap up Before that, well,
I just don't see why. I mean, if you're okay
like this woman, she was fine. She wasn't dumb, right
according to her.

Speaker 7 (57:54):
Yeah you're not like super bad.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Yeah yeah. Earlier Dallas Fort Worth metropleag for Iny, Texas,
where a woman named Connie Claxton just retired. She worked
at what A Burger for fifty four years. Whoa I
slewed her so they threw her a retirement party last
week isn't that nice? Over those fifty four delicious years
that she worked there at What a Burger, ten different locations,

(58:18):
including the one where she met a customer and ended
up marrying him, and she says, it's been a blessing
to be able to work so long. Here she is,
she's talking to a reporter from WGBJTV. First of all,
BJ and where's my clip? Here we go. I thought
it was.

Speaker 23 (58:34):
The best burger I had ever ate, and I thought, well,
I could do that.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
They'll need a junior burger.

Speaker 23 (58:39):
Every morning married one of my customers.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
I would take his order.

Speaker 6 (58:44):
He had a special needs boy.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
He was so kind to them.

Speaker 23 (58:47):
And I thought, man, what would it be like to
marry to him? So I got up this morning and
I thought, you know what, thank you Jesus for let
me do it one more day. I just feel like
in my heart that it's time to give it up.

Speaker 7 (59:02):
Love, we need you.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
She's so nice, trying to get the specialty check the out.
Oh the doctor pepper chef shake guess one of my
favorite doctor. He really liked that. We had a delightful
experience at Whataburger. They were so nice. Yeah, it was
very nice. Eight seven seven forty four. Wood He is
the phone number here if you want to call in
be part of the show this morning. We'd love to
hear from you. Hit us up with a text over
to two to nine eight seven. Uh. We'll take a

(59:26):
quick break. And I got some other stuff, some other
news to share with you. There's something from the church
newsletter I thought you might be interested in. All right,
someone got arrested in Applebee's and so many flights there
were all these fight hundreds of flights canceled in our
daily mention of Japan. And I'll tell you why next

(59:48):
on the Woody Show. The Woody Show will be right back.
Welcome back to the Woody Show. A couple of stories
you know mentioned before to break. Starting with our daily
mention of Japan. A pair of scissors had gone missing
inside an airport last weekend there in Japan. It caused

(01:00:09):
the security checks to be shut down for about two
hours wow, which then caused hundreds of flights to be delayed. Now,
according to the BBC, thirty six flights were canceled. Two
hundred and one were delayed. See I thought it was
two hundred that were canceled. It was two hundred and
one that were delayed, so security checks the flights. They
eventually resumed later that day, and they ended up finding

(01:00:31):
the scissors in question the next day in the same
store where they went missing. Wow, So all that for nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:00:41):
They're very efficient apparently.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:00:45):
I mean, I've never lost any luggage in what like
thirty years.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Here's something from the from what I was gonna say,
it's better safe than sorry, but it seems a little
over the top. Yeah, it wasn't.

Speaker 6 (01:00:55):
Azka.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Yeah, here's something from the church newsletter. Archaeologists have discovered
a quarry where stones were carved out to pave the
streets of ancient Jerusalem in the days of Christ. Wow.
The stones were constructed to build ancient Pilgrim's Road, which
was about a two thousand year old stepped stone path
where Jesus and his disciples are said to have roamed.

(01:01:20):
That is sweet fascinating. The site was discovered in the
southeast side of Jerusalem and extends about thirty seven six
hundred square feet, making it one of the largest and
most significant quarries ever found in Jerusalem. Now, they did
mention the article of the Bible states that Jesus cured
a blind man on this pathway. This is where you
start to lose me anyway, and apparently also led to

(01:01:43):
the ancient Jewish temple where Jesus would have prayed. So
when he went to church, well that's where that's where
he went.

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
Didn't go to church because there were no churches yet.
Ancient Jewish temple is synagogue.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Yeah, yeah, same thing. Church, Yeah. Church. It was so funny.
We were driving around one time when we first moved
to a new city and Tony, this guy used to
be on our show. We're driving. He goes, yeah, I
was just past the there was like a jew church
on the on the corner because he couldn't remember a
synagogue right. Turns out it was a Catholic church. He

(01:02:15):
saw the cross on the top of the big whatever
what do they call it? Yeah, and uh yeah, here's
the sepul opening the doors. There's people anyway. So he
I'm like, there's, Tony, there's a cross on the top.
What are you talking about? Sorry, idiot?

Speaker 24 (01:02:32):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
An Applebee's customer was thrown in jail for causing an
uproar when she and her group attempted to extend the
all you can eat deal to her entire table. Oh
so a fight broke out. The manager told twenty eight
year old Shawneesha Cobbs that she couldn't just order one
all you can eat meal for all of her friends
at the table. Yeah, and he got and he got
so intense that the manager called the Cobs and Shawneesha

(01:02:55):
was arrested for disorderly conduct. You gotta know, like, if
you can get away with it, fine, but when they
all you out, like for ordering one all you can
eat meal four people there, Yeah, just like, okay, it's
stealing at a certain point. Don't just start fighting and
now you're going to jail or at least arrested over appetizer. Yeah,
over the appetizer platter. I didn't by the way, I

(01:03:18):
didn't know the apple he's had an all you can
eat deal. Yeah it's good. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah
eighty four. That is great newss the best news I've
heard so far. Hit us up with the text over
to two two nine eight seven more what he show next? Please, gentlemen, boys,
boys and girls. Still Woody show? All right, welcome back, Hey, Hi,

(01:03:42):
what's up? We are into another new hour. That's what's up?
Insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It is Wednesday morning.
It is August the twenty first, twenty twenty four. What
that's Greg Gory, Hey Menace, good morning to you. Good
morning Woody, Steve floating around here somewhere. We got Sammy

(01:04:02):
Morning Sammy. Gena grad is here and we welcome into
the studio Vaughn, our video producer. Good morning, vaughn N.
Vaughn's been doing a great job on all the videos
and stuff. I don't know if you've been on our Instagram,
on our YouTube page and everything else, but even the
way the visual presentation of it, I think is stunning,
a good way to go, Von. Thank you. Yeah, he's

(01:04:24):
he's putting a lot of work in there, awesome, and
you're doing You're doing a great job. So thank you
for doing that. Anyway, So I brought you in because
I know you're into slam poetry here. Yeah, ive always
been on the show. He's done something. Greg might not
like this, what but it's great because everybody's got their
opinion about teachers and how much they're paid and is

(01:04:45):
there belly aching really legit? But this is the best
answer ever to the question what do teachers make? I've
got this audio here and there is video of this.
It's this guy, Taylor Mollie and he's been a teacher
for nine years. He's a four time National Poetry Slam champion.

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
Vaughan, He's a legend.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
You know what this is. It is just the Michael
Jordan of slam poetry. How do you How do you
feel about the Slam poetry Gina? Are you like I'm
a fan?

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
I used to back in the day, I used to.

Speaker 10 (01:05:22):
I didn't participate, but I would go to many of
those and I'm very impressed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
He's written three books and including one called What Teachers
Make in praise of the greatest job in the world,
which inspired him to start the New Teacher Project, which
you know, they're always trying to attract new people to
teaching through poetry and persuasion and perseverance, per benorious, perseverance, perseverance. Again,

(01:05:51):
this is hands down the best response to the question
what do teachers make?

Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
He says, the problem with teachers is what's a kid
learn from someone who decided that his best option in
life is to become a teacher?

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Ha ha.

Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
He reminds the other dinner guests that you know it's
true what they say about teachers, those who can do
and those who can't teach. I decide to bite my
tongue instead of his, and resist the urge to remind
the other dinner guests that it's also true what they
say about lawyers, because we're eating, after all, and this

(01:06:26):
is supposed to be polite conversation. I mean, you're a teacher, Taylor,
come on, be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
What do you make?

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
And I wish he hadn't done that, asked me to
be honest, because you see, I have this little policy
about honesty and ass kicking, which is, if you ask
for it, then I.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Have to let you have it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
You want to know what I make. I make kids
work harder than they ever thought they could. I can
make a C plus feel like a Congressional medal of honor,
and I can make an A minus feel like a
slap in the face. How dare you wine my time
with anything less than your very best?

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
You want to know what I make?

Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
I make kids sit through forty minutes of study.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Hall in absolute silence.

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
No, you may not work in groups. No, you cannot
ask me a question, So put your hand down. Why
won't I let you go to the bathroom? Because you're
bored and you don't really have to go, do you?
And make parents tremble in fear when I call home
at around dinner time. Hi, this is mister Molly. I

(01:07:33):
hope I haven't called it a bad time. I just
wanted to talk to you about something that your son
said today. He said, leave the kid alone. I still
cry sometimes, don't you. And it was the noblest act
of courage that I have ever seen.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
I make parents see their children for.

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
Who they are and who they can be. You want
to know what I make. I make kids wonder, I
make them question, I make them criticize. I make them
apologize and mean it. I'll make them right, right right,
and then I make them read.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
I make them spell.

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
Definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful, over and over and over again
until they will never misspell either one of those words again.
I'll make them show all their work in math class
and then hide it on their final drafts in English.
I'll make them realize that if you've got this, then
you follow this, and if somebody ever tries to judge
you based on what you make, you give them this here.

(01:08:26):
Let me break it down for you so you know
what I say is true, teachers make a goddamn difference.
Now what about you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Is doing the whole thing? That's cool?

Speaker 7 (01:08:41):
Can he cover the bill for the meal?

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Really, that's not new, That's been around for a number
of years now, Taylor Molly. But you know back to
school time, and you know.

Speaker 7 (01:08:55):
No, I think.

Speaker 9 (01:08:56):
Teachers should be highly paid. I think firefighters should be
highly paid. Police officer should be highly paid. I do
have a question though, when it comes to teachers, and
I think you know this answer, Greg, when it comes
to summertime, do they not get paid at all?

Speaker 7 (01:09:12):
Because you said.

Speaker 8 (01:09:14):
I have a lot of friends who are a teacher.
Some of them get like a lump sum check at
the start of summer, some just getting paid throughout the year.
I think it depends on what district you how you.

Speaker 11 (01:09:23):
Couldn't choose how you want your paid too much?

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Isn't your brother or who is a teacher and.

Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
He teaches math? I think he switched to geometry.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
He was algebraic. Question, why didn't you go into teaching
just out of curiosity?

Speaker 11 (01:09:37):
Well, you see, you need a college degree for that.

Speaker 7 (01:09:43):
In the summertime, did he explains to.

Speaker 11 (01:09:44):
You for him in the summertime he still gets paychecks throughout.
And I have another friend who's works in the school
and she's the same way. But you can get so
that you don't get paid during the summer and you
get paid more during the year, And it all just
depends on how you want to.

Speaker 6 (01:09:59):
Personally see money.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Does he have his summer off.

Speaker 11 (01:10:03):
Yes, but he he coaches football, so he'll coach.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Like let's say you're let's say you're a teacher, you're
not coaching, and you can opt to have like equal
paychecks throughout the entire year, so that way you're not
going that three months of summer break without getting a paycheck, right,
Because I know some of my friends are people that
I've known over the years who have been teachers. Some
of them, you know, they teach summer school, so they

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made extra money over the summer, right, doing that or
doing some other things. Others were like f that they
were they were done.

Speaker 10 (01:10:41):
I noticed a lot of teachers growing up, like in
the summer, they'd be working at the department store.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Yeah. Men always so weird to see a teacher out
of their natural environment. When you were a kid, theretore
you Yeah, you looked at the school.

Speaker 9 (01:10:55):
There was one teacher dude, she dressed kind of slutty
outside of school.

Speaker 7 (01:10:59):
It was pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
See I didn't have any teachers. I didn't want to
see dress and slater. I just remember the all being
old or.

Speaker 7 (01:11:06):
Dude he went to the wrong school.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Yeah, this text came in nine to five. Just sounds
like a terrible attempt at comedy. But he's just ranting.
It's slam poetry. It's not stand up. It's not stand up.
He wasn't trying to be funny. Not a lot. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:11:20):
No, he does this one poem called a like Lily
like Wilson. That's about how young preteen women say like
a lot, so you know, like and like and like.
And then a few years ago, like five years ago,
this female poet did a rebuttal to it where every
other word was liking her poem and the whole this
is why women say like because we're oppressed or whatever.

Speaker 18 (01:11:41):
And.

Speaker 11 (01:11:43):
It sounds like a party pressed or whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:11:47):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Okay, can I ask you a question? Is slam poetry?
I mean, you've done something for us on the show
and that was excuse me, that was fun and supposed
to be just kind of funny. Yeah, most slam poetry,
is it? Like always for like a cause or like
something like very like serious or are there people who
would just do in this in the in the style

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of slam poetry, but it's fun.

Speaker 14 (01:12:10):
For sure, So I would say probably eighty percent or
so it was for like a cause very serious in
their life or something like that. And there are a
lot of poets who will bring comedy into it in
some way and just have a fun poem about whatever,
a poem about farts or a poem about being in
love or whatever it may be. And a lot of
them do pretty well.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
So it seems like a lot of people who like
otherwise would be out of the protest exactly with a sign,
but instead they're at the coffeehouse or wherever they are
doing the same poetry thing. Like they didn't want to
burn their bra instead they burn a few.

Speaker 7 (01:12:42):
Mine would be cheeseburger.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
There you go. Yeah, all right, well, thank you. I
wanted to bring you in for that. I'm I'm glad
you're here because I didn't realize that Taylor Molly was
like the world yeah, clever swift of slam poetry. Yes,
So to piggyback off the conversation with a teachers make
we're going to do a round of what do you
do and how much do you make? We've done this

(01:13:04):
before on the show, and you call in, don't give
us your name. And it's not just exclusive the teachers,
it's whatever you do. It's any kind of job, whatever
your job is. Tell us what you do and how
much you make. It's surprising because sometimes it's way more
than the people who don't really understand or have not
been around that industry. You go, wow, I didn't know

(01:13:25):
it was that much, and you're surprised. Some people find it,
you know, inspiring, and they go, wow, that's something I
thought about there, or I wouldn't mind doing that. That
pays better of what I'm paying right now, I should
go after that, or other people that think the grass
is green and they go, oh, it'd be really cool
to be x y Z and you find out that
they get paid a lot less than your thoughts. Basically
volunteer job. Yeah, so tell us your name if you'd like,

(01:13:49):
you can be anonymous what you do. Don't give us
the name of your company, or if it is a school,
don't give us the name of the school or the district.
You know, just say I'm fifth grade teacher, whatever it
might be, and then how much you get paid and uh,
and then we'll take your calls on that. Eight seven
seven forty four, Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.

(01:14:09):
We already have people that are texting over somebody doing
HVAC and they're making ninety thousand dollars a year.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Yeah, the trade stuff a lot of the trade stuff
plumber is electricians. Oh god especially now yeah, yeah, those
people making touch to mayor bank.

Speaker 10 (01:14:27):
This firefighter makes forty five bucks an hour starting. Oh wow, really, yeah,
we're in the wrong business.

Speaker 11 (01:14:33):
Yeah, firefighters make a lot of money. They get so
much overtime.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
They should Yeah, they're sleeping there, they should yep, seven
forty four, Woody. What do you do? How much do
you make? And then we'll all kind of sit here
like flies on the wall and learn about these different things.
That's next year on the Woody Show. I will.

Speaker 25 (01:14:51):
Show she is seated next to the glory hole. She's
tongue flicking. What's on this show?

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
So right before the break, we were discussing, you know,
back to school time teachers. Person was saying, well, y
ask a teacher, who what do you make it was
a slam poet. His name's Taylor. Molly Vond knew all
about him. It's a big deal in the same poetry world.
But I guess that's something that's a There was an
old bit by Tim Conway on the Carol Burnett Show.

(01:15:33):
Tim Conway Junior does a radio show for our company
in one of our sister stations, and dude, so he
posts a lot of these old clip clips from his dad. Yeah,
a great comedic character actor and dwarf.

Speaker 26 (01:15:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
But like the one that I laugh at every time
is the dentist. Oh yeah, I remember that. It was
like the dentist on his first day and he had
to like do some dental work. In this guy he
ends up like grabbing the needle of novacane with his
bare hand and it goes into his palm and then
it's like into his leg. He's just kind of like
slouching because everything's falling asleep. Yeah, it's a it's it's

(01:16:09):
really really funny. That's but very classic. Yeah, anyway, I
forget where I was going with that. I don't know
what they make. Yeah, no, God, I had I had something. Anyway,
somebody texted I've got I hate when that happens, happens, says,
who gives an f Would people make a lot of people?

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
I think that's let's be honest, I think that's got
to be most people's number one question, like you take
at work, or like what the other people in your
office or industry? Like, what do you think they make?

Speaker 18 (01:16:42):
Right?

Speaker 10 (01:16:43):
It's such an incredibly taboo subject, the fact that we
can ask people and they'll answer. Everybody wants to know,
except this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Everybody wants to know. Yeah, it's the same way like
every every time there's an athlete that gets a new deal,
every time a movie has an opening. How much to make?
How much you pay for that? How much is that car? Absolutely? Yeah?
Life costs money? Yeah? Too much? It is.

Speaker 7 (01:17:06):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
How much do you make? I really wish I knew
where I was going with that? How long I've been
on the job for No, it'll it'll come to me. No,
got him on the brain, damn it? Tim Tim? Anyway?
Eight seven seven forty four? What he's the number? You

(01:17:28):
can also text it over to two to nine eight seven.
Let's learn what some of the Woody Show audience makes you.
Tell us if you like your name, what you do.
Don't give us the name of your companies. Tell us
what kind of work you do, and then how much
you make a year and how long you've been doing it. Yeah,
that's important. Yeah, it's important. Let's say hi to Tony, Hey,
good morning.

Speaker 27 (01:17:43):
To good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
I was your guys doing we're doing what you do?

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
And how much do you make? How long you've been
doing it?

Speaker 27 (01:17:52):
All right? So I'm in the Automotive Technicians foreman. I've
been a foreman for about a year, but I've been
a technician or approximately nine years.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Okay, yeah, so last.

Speaker 27 (01:18:04):
Year year yearly was nine and six. That was take home.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
I love it when everybody knows down down to the dollar. Yeah.
I can hear those guys on the Dave Ramsey Show
and they'll go like, we paid off forty three twelve
cents of that.

Speaker 27 (01:18:22):
Absolutely, it's important to know your money.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
You know, when you were before, before you were the foreman,
when you were just like, how what's the difference in
pay between those two things?

Speaker 27 (01:18:34):
So when I was just a technician I was doing
I would say about like mid.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Seventies able raise.

Speaker 27 (01:18:42):
Yeah, yeah, no, definitely, and then even then it's still
like I would say like on the low side, you know,
since I was on a bid of a transition. Yeah,
trying doing the whole you know, managing and how to
distribute and how to up the production. You know, it's
a bit on the lower side.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
But Tony, thanks for the call to listen to show.
Everybody say hi to Sarah. Good morning, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Hello,
good morning. So what do you do and how much
do you make?

Speaker 24 (01:19:13):
I am a operations director at a plastic surgery office
and I make about ninety k ninety all.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Right, so like so you just kind of do the
scheduling for the office, like who's coming in, where they're
going to be kind of stuff.

Speaker 28 (01:19:28):
Yeah, and I talked to the patient and I helped
with the medical team. There's a lot of like maintenance
stuff too, So like if the bathroom.

Speaker 20 (01:19:36):
Goes out, how do I fix it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Like do I need a call?

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
Okay? Do you get out?

Speaker 6 (01:19:41):
You get all botox and die sport and everything that
you want?

Speaker 24 (01:19:46):
Crazy, I could, but I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
So it's like where's where's the botox? Like right next
to the coffee in the break room.

Speaker 9 (01:19:53):
Because Greg wand know if there was any opening, I
can get a discount let's be best.

Speaker 23 (01:19:58):
For come on, do for life, love to all.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
As how long? Sorry, Tiffany, Good morning, Tiffany, good morning.

Speaker 20 (01:20:09):
What do you show?

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
Good morning? I'll ask you first, how long have you
been doing your job?

Speaker 20 (01:20:15):
So I've been doing my job my job title for
ten years, but my actual special for about.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
Six Okay, okay? And what do you do?

Speaker 20 (01:20:25):
I'm a specialty nurse. I can't say what kind of
specialty because it's very niche, but I'm a specialty nurse.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
And how much do you make.

Speaker 20 (01:20:34):
Before overtime or any kind of bonuses?

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
About one?

Speaker 21 (01:20:38):
Five?

Speaker 18 (01:20:39):
Who?

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
Wow? Heck, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 20 (01:20:42):
It's amazing. It's not like your typical like grind three days,
twelve hour shifts, which I know sounds great to a
lot of people, but we like, in the thick of it,
it's pretty exhausting.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
This job is awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
I know you can't tell us exactly, especially, but like,
like how dirty is the word? Is there a lot
of like gross aspects to it?

Speaker 20 (01:21:03):
Or absolutely not better? It's like the best job I've
ever had, which is why I've been here for about
six years.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
Like that's cool.

Speaker 20 (01:21:15):
No blood and guts and you know, cleaning people up,
which I you know, it's all part of nursing and
that's why all of us, you know, get into it
is to care for people. But luckily this is a
very clean.

Speaker 6 (01:21:27):
Push job.

Speaker 8 (01:21:29):
I completely understand overtime, but how would a nurse be bonus?
I don't understand that is.

Speaker 20 (01:21:33):
That a lot of companies. Know, a lot of companies
have like incentives for like going above and beyond and
like say, somebody thinks that you did like an outstanding job.
You know, whether it be a coworker or a patient
recognizes you. A lot of larger companies have these things,
you know, for for doing an exceptional job that you're

(01:21:55):
at what you do. It's great, but imagine yeah, yeah, no,
you know, not a lot of companies do this, but.

Speaker 26 (01:22:07):
A lot of people, you know do get appreciation and
sometimes there's a monetary thing behind it. But you know,
there are sometimes Christmas bonuses from our specific doctors because
the you know, it's it's really good. It's not something
that is an every year thing, but you know, over
time and just working extra hours and things like that,
when you make the money that you do, is it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
I was just unclear on the concept that's yeah, Tiffany,
thank you for appreciate show. Bye guys, bye bye. I'll
give you bye bye. All right, let's say to uh,
let's see Claire. Good morning Claire, Claire, Hey, good morning morning.
All right, So what do you do? How much do
you make? And how long you've been doing this?

Speaker 28 (01:22:49):
About twenty six years. I'm a veterinarian and I was
doing like one hundred and ten before take home, but
I quit that up because the corporate bought it and
then they pressure you to do things. So now I'm
doing what's called relief and it's about seventy Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Okay, Now are you just doing this like for now
until you can find something more in line with what
you were doing?

Speaker 28 (01:23:15):
Yeah? You know, you get a lot of freedom doing
the relief, but no benefit.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
So yeah, I got you.

Speaker 28 (01:23:20):
I'm not sure yet.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Yeah, like I told you, like my own my sister,
the Breeders, she's a nurse practitioner, and she was doing
that stuff where she was able to make her own
hours and say how far from the house she was
willing to go to go visit these patients. Very very freedom,
you know, forward on that job. And now she's opening
up her own office and doing that. That's her complete,

(01:23:43):
her own thing. It's cool when you're an industry that
you can kind of, like, I don't know, choose, yeah,
how much or how little you really want to do
it exactly? Yeah, all right, Claire, thank you for possibility.
But yeah, yeah, and the little babies. Yeah yeah, all right, Claire,
thank you for the call. Let's go to Stephanie. Hey,
good morning, Stephanie, Stephanie, good morning show, Good morning. All right,

(01:24:05):
So what do you do, how much do you make
and how long have you been doing it?

Speaker 24 (01:24:10):
I am a substance house disorder counselor. I've been doing
it for about three years, and I'm also a disabled veteran,
so i'd bring in about seventy thousand, eight years, seventy
thousand a year between those of them.

Speaker 6 (01:24:23):
Okay, and the first one he said was what the
substance abused substance? Okay, thank you for your service.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
Yeah, thank you, thank you. Yeah. So all right, so
between the two jobs, so that's the that's the combined Okay,
got it. We're keeping some I don't.

Speaker 24 (01:24:39):
Know where everybody else is getting their jobs where they're
making that much money.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
That's why some people we've heard a number of times,
like people find this segment helpful because they like, I
ought to know you can make that. Doing that, I'd
be qualified to do that. There's a lot to like location.
Oh yeah, big time, big time, Stephanie, thank you for
the call. Appreciate you. Listening to the Woodie Show. Everybody
say hi to Adam at him.

Speaker 24 (01:25:01):
Hey, hey, good morning guys.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
All right, so what do you do? How much do
you make? And how long you've been doing it.

Speaker 27 (01:25:07):
I am a flooring contractor specifically.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Hardwood guys he lays that wood.

Speaker 7 (01:25:13):
Oh yeah, brother, Yeah.

Speaker 29 (01:25:16):
I've been doing it for about nine years and uh,
last year I made it just one fifty Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
That is an art form?

Speaker 5 (01:25:24):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Is that five days a week? Because sometimes you know,
people do installs on the weekends and stuff and they
just uh whatever they call you kind of thing. How
many is a week?

Speaker 22 (01:25:33):
Uh?

Speaker 28 (01:25:34):
I work when the work's there.

Speaker 29 (01:25:35):
You know there's times I'm only working two three days
a week if they're smaller jobs. There's a I once
did a stretch where it was forty five days in
a row.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
So okay, all right, so you have that, but you
also have this two to three day but you're still
clearing that kind of money. That's great. Yeah, great, I
know that's awesome. How do you like? Okay, so here's
a question, like if somebody wanted to get into that, Adam, Like,
how do they do that? Like how do they learn
how to do that?

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
You know, you got you kind of have to be
an apprentice at first, and you got to kind of
know someone that's in the industry.

Speaker 27 (01:26:04):
That's that's how I got.

Speaker 29 (01:26:05):
I called my buddy, you know, nine years ago, just
looking for something and holding me.

Speaker 20 (01:26:09):
Over up with it.

Speaker 29 (01:26:11):
It's hard work, you know, it was honest work.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
So all yeah, I got it. That's cool. I respect that, Adam.
Thank you so much for the call. I appreciate you
listening to Woodies show. Let's say hi to Anna. Good
morning Anna, Hi, how are you hi? All right? So Anna?
What do you do? How much do you make? And
how long have you been doing it?

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
So I've been there for a couple of months. I'm
a law clerk and I make around sixty a year.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Okay, that's a law clerk. What do you do? Is this?
Like do you go through like a lot of the
paperwork for the discovery for like like what is it?

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
Yeah, so it's basically that essentially you went to law
school but haven't gotten license yet, so you can't make
all the money because you can't practice.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Okay, but like I said, let's say, because I've watched
a lot of TV, it's probably a lot of papers. Yeah. Yeah, So,
like you know, a case will start, they'll get all
the discovery, all the paperwork, all the files, all the whatever,
the invoy they can all come in. You have to
go through all this stuff and kind of mark the
things that are pertinent to whatever the case that you're making,
right exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
Yeah, So you're doing a lot of like the background work,
and then the attorney comes in and does all of
the forefront.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
You're basically Aaron Brokovich.

Speaker 6 (01:27:22):
You're in the thankless position.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Do you do you want to be a lawyer?

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Yeah, so I took the bar and I'll find out
in November.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Yeah. Well good luck.

Speaker 7 (01:27:33):
Wow, there's like a shortage of that they make bank.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Yeah, and thank you for the call. Appreciate you listening
to the Woody Show by there you go. You guys,
that's so fascinating looking at what people do and how
much they make. We can continue, uh for a little
bit after the break. This was a hold on because
I'm late. There's a text here garbage man one oh
five years. Yeah, that's pretty awesome as long as you

(01:27:59):
got all your But a lot of these guys now
don't even get out of the truck. I know, really right,
and I think it would be fun regardless. Morewood he
shows next, hang on, they show your chance in a second. Listen, Hey,

(01:28:22):
welcome back. It's the Hoity Show.

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
A couple more phone calls on our topic. What do
you do? How much do you make? How long you've
been doing it? Eight seven, seven forty four? Wood? Everybody
say hi to Fernando Loo.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
All right, So Fernando, what do you do? How much
do you make? And how long have you been doing it?

Speaker 29 (01:28:42):
I am a lab manager for a cosmetics company. I've
been doing it for over ten years and I make
one hundred and fifty thousand year.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
One hundred and fifty thousand. So lab managed for so
like where they make or develop or test. Yeah, what
what are you doing there in that lab? All of
the above.

Speaker 29 (01:28:57):
So we manufacture and develop up all of the cosmetics,
and then we put a throller testing and then I'm
the final stop before they hit the market.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
So like you know whoever had like Dolly Parton's got
her new stuff or like Kylie Kylie jenneral. They just
come into the lab and they're helping you formulate and stuff,
right right, sure everything, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're bringing their
expertise to the table, right yeah, right yeah, all right
for dat to thank you for the call. Appreciate you.
Listen to what is show Man? All right, let's go

(01:29:26):
to h Scott. Hey, good morning, Scott Scott, good morning,
good morning. Right, So what do you do? How much
do you make? And how long had you been doing it?

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
So I'm a portfolio on the engers for multi family
homes and I've been doing it. You'll be seventeen years in.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
September, okay, and then what does that pay?

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
I make one hundred and five thousand a year.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
One hundred and five thousand. So is it like like
let's say I had a a house or whatever I
wanted to runt out. I can hire you to kind
of manage it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
You can, that's thirt Yeah. I work for a third
party management. We do multi family homes. So we do apartments.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Okay, okay, well family, yeah, got it? So by like
an apartment building that I own I could come to you. Okay,
got it, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
Yeah, I did. I was an on site manager for
nine years, and then I've been a portfolio manager for
eight years, so I now manage the managers of those apartments.

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
Yeah. And how much do you have to really deal
with these like scumbag people who refuse to get out
or trash the places? Yeah, all that stuff. How much
you have to deal with that?

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
Not any not very much anymore, which is one of
the perks for being a portfolio man. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
Imagine. All right, Scott, thank you for the call. Appreciate
Listen to the winning show. Thank you, all right, buddy.
Text here says I'm a deputy sheriff for twelve years
without overtime. I make one hundred and fifteen thousand a year. Wow.
This one says school counselor one hundred and fifteen thousand
for one hundred and ninety five days of work. Well

(01:30:56):
per year. That's pretty amazing and the winner as far
as the highest number we've seen so far, let's see
only the second year of writing for television, just about
ten thousand dollars a week for about ten months a year,
but also ten percent is removed from my manager and
agent each true. So four hundred thousand dollars gross. Yeah, congratulations,

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that's pretty great. All right, welcome back everybody. It's midweek.
It's Wednesday, August the twenty first, twenty twenty four. Today
is Internet Self Care Day. What the hell is that?
Get the internet or something? Isn't the internet where you
go to destroy yourself or be destroyed?

Speaker 6 (01:31:40):
I think that's the point.

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
Today is National Brazilian Blowout Day. That sounds filthy best.

Speaker 11 (01:31:47):
What is that you get your straightened?

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
It's called a Brazilian blowout. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:31:53):
It's a specific one for people who have like curly
your hair and it makes it very straight.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
It's awesome because, I mean, everybody knows what Brazilian is. Like.
A Brazilian wax is what I'm thinking of. A Brazilian
butt lift.

Speaker 6 (01:32:04):
Brazil's got it made, man.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Yeah, but the butlers don't look good like any kind
of like a procedure on the ass never.

Speaker 6 (01:32:14):
Looks shelf exactly a shell.

Speaker 7 (01:32:16):
I have a saying called proportionate not prominent.

Speaker 9 (01:32:19):
Yeah, so you can't, you know, you just gotta have
to be proportioned, not portion prominent.

Speaker 6 (01:32:24):
That's a guy look huge Menace is the butt whisperer.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
Yeah, understand that was just created by people. So if
you have like a big giant ass, it's just a
way to own it. Like where this whole like infatuation
because I like as a guy, like I'm an ask
man more than I am a boob guy. Don't care
about the boobs. They're fine, like I don't hate them,
but like I'm a boob I'm sorry. I'm an ask
guy over the boob guy. And I've never understood the
fascination with a big giant tank ass. I don't get it.

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That's not even your thing as an ass guy. It's
not it's not what I'm saying, like what Menace is
talking about right like where it's yes and it's like
the bigger the better, and these guys like oh yeah,
not dog, I don't get it.

Speaker 10 (01:33:00):
Is it because people are going for that hour glass
So it's like your waist comes into your pit.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
Having a shape is one thing, that's one, and that's fine.
It's when it's like yes, like cartoonish. The same with boobs.
Even if you're a boob guy, you mean to tell
me these clownishly big boobs that's attractive to dumb. I
feel the same with So that's the ass equivalent of clownish,
big giant boobs exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:33:25):
Now, the true Brazilian butt lifts should be just that,
just a lift, and what I think, but what he's
talking about, how is over time it is morphed into
implants and take ass as opposed to simply just lifting
us sag the original Apparently back in the sixties. According
to The Washington Post, Brazilian surgeon Evo P. Tungui probably

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is credited for pioneering the procedure.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
Where would you be without Google? Sea Bass? I mean,
you are the quickest Google on the planet.

Speaker 6 (01:33:52):
It's called knowledge and learning.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
I just embrace it. Okay. Oh, I'll tell you. It's
a National Senior Citizen's Day. It's a National Spimoni Day.
You're just talking about and ice cream, like, yeah, candy,
cherries or something like that. And doesn't like it? I

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like itxpemony. It depends on it depends on what kind
you get, Like, I don't like this, the pistachio kind.
You candy something?

Speaker 8 (01:34:26):
Yeah, let's take ice cream, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
Some entertainment stuff. The US women's water polo team came
home empty handed. From the Olympics. But you guys, when
they got back, Flavor Flav, who's been in the news
a lot for about of random stuff, Flavor Flav took
them to party in Vegas. Yeah, Clave says, quote, look
at all the support and attention brought this sport that
they brought the sport to UH and the women's athletics
in general. We are changing the game and that is

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something big to celebrate.

Speaker 7 (01:34:53):
That's so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
And I also saw like how Flavor Flav is helping
crowd fun to send paralympians and they're parents to the
Paris Games. This is like his new mission in life. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:35:03):
Well, also a good lesson in Menace. How do you
get free publicity? How could this show get free publicity?
You do charity stuff, right, and especially you take some
women's whoever whatever sport and we I would offer to
take these ladies to Vegas right now.

Speaker 7 (01:35:16):
Yeah, I would.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
Them. I'll pay for something for them, you know, the
first round. Okay, How do you not love Michael Keaton
is my question? Is one of those actors that I've
always and I like him. But he was asked in
an interview for g Q Greg if he was disappointed
that bat Girl was scrapped. Remember he was supposed to
be in Backgirl playing Batman again, and then didn't they
make it and it just never aired anywhere. Yeah, well

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they yeah, they never released it. It was canceled by
Warner Brothers last year. That one, it was nearly finished.
But again Michael Keaton played Batman again like he did
in the Flash. And his response and they said, hey,
are you disappointed that Batgirls scrapped? He goes, no, I
didn't care one way or another. Big fun, nice check.

Speaker 7 (01:35:59):
And he's got to be Batman in the Flash.

Speaker 6 (01:36:01):
Yeah great, he was, like, does going to work for him?
It's just like every day, like whatever want to do.
And he still has beetle Juice.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
We're happy. Oh yeah, whence the September sixth, September six Yeah, yeah,
it's gonna be great. Look forward to that.

Speaker 7 (01:36:16):
It's gonna be lit. We actually beetle Juice, beetle Juice.

Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
I'll see it because yeah, my wife and kids, everybody
likes beetle juice.

Speaker 6 (01:36:22):
So that'll be Halloween.

Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
Yeah, so that's that'll be a thing that we can all.

Speaker 7 (01:36:26):
But your daughter dressed up as beetle Juice for Halloween.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
She did last year that's perfect. Yeah, last year Irbes,
I think.

Speaker 6 (01:36:34):
Was Michael Keaton Batman. Was that one of the nipplesuits?
Or no, no, that was that was clue Tang.

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
Yeah, so Donal or whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:36:41):
And I think Kilmer and Cluetang had nipplesuit.

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
Yeah, got it. Blink. Twenty two, they announced a sequel
album called One More Time, Part two with eight new
songs included one called All in My Head, which will
be out on Friday. The album itself will be released
on Friday, September the sixth. Michael Madson from kill Bill
Reservoir Dogs has been arrested for domestic violence. That's not good,
He's a hothead. The Friday, the thirteenth TV series Crystal

(01:37:07):
Lake that's back on. They found a new showrunner and
so they're all back on track now with Peacock and
A twenty four. I hear a lot about a twenty eight.

Speaker 7 (01:37:14):
Twenty four makes great movies.

Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
Another Week in a Shabboozi A bar song Tipsy is
still the number one song in the country on the
Hot one hundred charts. Sammy's been saying and a little
over a year ago, Oliver Anthony song rich Men North
of Richmond. Oh Yeah, was released on YouTube and as
of today, it's gotten about one hundred and fifty nine
million views.

Speaker 7 (01:37:35):
Did he ever sign with anybody?

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
No, this, I was going to tell you the story
of this. So this is the song right selling my solf,
working homeday over time house for post pace oom, sit
out here in white smile way back back home and
down my troubles away. So Richmond and like basically like

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all the politicians like they're not doing anything.

Speaker 17 (01:38:02):
People like you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
Shocked to just wake up and it not be true,
but it is.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
Oh, it is.

Speaker 7 (01:38:12):
World living.

Speaker 9 (01:38:15):
Oh so.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
Richmond, Richmond, Lord knows. Oh, just want to have total control. Yes,
I mean anyway. He's played in front of seventy thousand
at the Houston Rodeo at the Ryman Auditorium. He's been
out torn for the last year, and Oliver says, quote,
I've done it without a label, I've done it without sponsors.
I haven't taken a dime from anyone, and I never

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have to work again for the rest of my life.
That's an awesome Here, he says, just the interest I've
made off the money already would buy at least my
groceries and keep my family, comfortable. Nice, awesome, He goes,
that was the only financial goal I had was to
be financially free, not to owe anything to a bank
or another man. Yeah he did it right. Yeah, so
good for him.

Speaker 11 (01:39:01):
Get so many offers and he didn't want to sign
with a label or anyone.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:39:06):
I was watching interview with the artist just recently who
bought themselves out of their own contract because like it
was I don't know, like a million dollars or something
like that. And then they did the math where they
would have to do like thirty plus shows before they
can even pay back the million dollars. Yeah, and then
he said, meanwhile, like the copy that was like give

(01:39:28):
him the money. Every single night they're making a million
of everything on the venue.

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
I saw something about balls and all that kind of stuff,
like an indentured servant. Yeah, it's not like that anymore
where you need to have like a label or do
anything direct to the public. Yep, exactly, especially when you
gets some of the hits like that gets the way
that it did all right for the ladies and for
minutes because he follows all the makeup stuff. Yes, Dolly
Pardon has launched her Dolly Beauty, her new brand, and

(01:39:55):
the first release it's out now. It's called Heaven's Kiss.
It's a lipstick collection. Menace. Yeah, so four shades. They're
on sale twenty bucks each. Also, in case you're wondering,
Dolly seventy eight years old and she is worth greg any,
I guesses how much is Dolly pardon worth networth? Say
six fifty, six hundred and fifty dollars? Okay, getting six okay,

(01:40:18):
six hundred and fifty thousand dollars? Got it? Yeah right?
Anybody an hundred mill? Yeah, seven hundred million.

Speaker 10 (01:40:23):
Don't forget the theme park and all the stuff she
is putting her name on. I'm going to say three
bill three Yeah, I believe in mcgirl.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
Say eight hundred mil. Well, the answer is four hundred
and fifty million. Pretty good.

Speaker 7 (01:40:36):
She gives out a lot of money, she does. Did
you say where we can buy this lipstick? Because if
there's a beauty's.

Speaker 6 (01:40:43):
On the website on Dolly beauty.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
Dot com, any celebrity line, medicinill buy.

Speaker 7 (01:40:47):
I love Seles.

Speaker 6 (01:40:48):
Let's not forget that. Menace bought a face pray from
Ariana Grande, and I bought the Kylie Uh lip kit. No,
I know I bought the Kylie Uh what lotions general.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
All the.

Speaker 7 (01:41:04):
Rock has a whole line at Target and all it
like hits.

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
Dude got.

Speaker 7 (01:41:10):
The Champio, I got the the deodorant. It smells. What
do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
How do you think? Menace?

Speaker 6 (01:41:16):
These celebrities suddenly figure out what thousands of scientists to
spend decades studying.

Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
Suddenly they get it right. How do they do that?

Speaker 9 (01:41:24):
Well, they have a larger team than some do work science. Yea,
the lab with her yea. They are Yeah, but no,
I'm telling you don't knock the rocks stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:41:36):
I think you'll like it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:37):
All right, Well I hear it, hit stop hating on
the rock something all right, I'll check it out of
the target. You'll see as that was played time of
the birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:41:47):
It's Simna's shimmer.

Speaker 2 (01:41:52):
We're gonna sit it's and you know we don't do
I'm starting with the birthday. It's happy birthday to surge
from system of a down. He is fifty seven years
old today. He got Kim Katrell, who was Samantha on
Sex and the City and she was also the mannequin
and yeah, I roback. Yeah, we were talking about that

(01:42:13):
Kim Katrell is sixty eight years old. Imagine her birthday
next year. Right here, we will be so turned on.
I've always said Hayden panetaria, but it's a Hayden pantier.
Is the right way to say it, I guess Yep.
She was the indestructible cheerleader on Heroes. She was in
Scream four, she was on Nashville. She's thirty five years
old today, remember the Titans. Casey Musgraves is thirty six.

Speaker 6 (01:42:36):
Men is his girlfriend?

Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
Yep? Love Carrie on Moss from the Matrix is fifty seven.
Usain Bald, the Jamaican sprinter who was very most recently
the world's fastest man until the Olympics happened this year.
Jim McMahon, the quarterback for the Chicago Bears Super Bowl team.
He got early onset dementia thanks to the beatings that
he took over his career, but he is sixty five

(01:42:57):
years old today. The Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher, who
at one point used her notoriety to become a porn
star and then said the celebrity Rehab but doctor drew
before then dropping off the face of the earth. But
she's still alive. She's fifty years old. I would have
thought she was sixty a one. At one point her
milkshake brought all their boys to the young girls. Greg wishes,

(01:43:19):
I mean, come on, clease is forty five? She had
a baby with nos Yeah, she did, I realize. And
then they used to have a sex house. Apparently their
son was so loud that they bought a house just
out of sex. Cool. And then uh Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss,
the Winklevoss twins who sued Mark Zuckerberg for allegedly stealing
their idea to create Facebook. They're forty three.

Speaker 6 (01:43:39):
And I believe here bitcoin billionaires, right, Yeah they are?

Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
Are they right?

Speaker 16 (01:43:42):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:43:42):
They landed on their feet.

Speaker 7 (01:43:43):
Yeah that was great?

Speaker 2 (01:43:45):
All right. Your a porn on birthday today, Sarah Blake,
and she has taken it on the chin more times
than a UFC fighter one and ninety two fine films
on her resume, including porn Star, Tickle Torture Volume four
she was in and Camp Bang in volume two, Hardcore
Sex in the City, Oh get it, spit in my

(01:44:06):
mouth and I'll spit it back in yours volume two.
Who can forget her unforgettable role in no, if a's
just butts. Yeah, that is Sarah Blake, who was forty
four years old today. And now that's your porn on birthday,
your celebrity birthdays, and that a little bit of what's
happening in the world of entertainment. Here with you on
the Woody Show this morning. We're gonna take a quick break.

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More Woody Shows next. Hang on, Oh great, the costs
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He dies down.

Speaker 5 (01:44:36):
Okay, come on, guys, freaking get down.

Speaker 6 (01:44:38):
It's the Woody Show. Buila wouldn't approve The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
All right, Dad to wrap up, Get the hell out
of here, everybody. Let's good. Yeah, Wednesday in the books,
we got the full show podcast if you go to
the woodieshow dot com the audio from the twenty twenty
four gathering of the Jugglos. Yeah, it is available for you.
That is on today Days podcast. Also, Greg did drugs today. Yeah,

(01:45:04):
he got his hands on some monjaro, which he's been
dying the tribe so happy. Some people think about dabbling
with coke or something like that. Oh no, you know,
with mushrooms or something sure, Manjara, I'm soaking it. Yeah.
So he's trying, manjar We'll see how that goes. He's
only got the one dose.

Speaker 1 (01:45:23):
You guys.

Speaker 2 (01:45:24):
I don't know if it'll do anything. I don't think
it will, but we'll see how he give it a try.
That all the trending news headlines and everything else that
you missed this morning on the Wednesday podcast, just go
to the woodieshow dot com. Tomorrow is going to be
a pre Friday Thursday morning. And uh so the Alabama
Sorority how long until you tap outs the game? And

(01:45:47):
what's it called? It's called the Alabama Rush? Alabama Rush,
so you know, back to school time, everybody's going back
to college and uh and all that stuff, and so, uh,
Menace has this like interest or obsession with Alabama Sorority.
Chickick does no I know, but like you find it
very entertaining.

Speaker 7 (01:46:05):
Oh, annoying and entertaining at the same time.

Speaker 2 (01:46:07):
And that's why Menace had the whole thing, like how
long until we tap album? We'll have that for you.
Plus we've got a brand new redneck news that more
tomorrow Thursday here on The Woody Show. Anything got for
us In the meantime, you can leave on the after
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(01:46:29):
woodieshow dot com. Yeah, all right, Menace, Sammy, SeaBASS, Gina,
anything you like to add no Greg Gory parting words
of wisdom please.

Speaker 8 (01:46:37):
Yeah, day three of things are so expensive week and
things are so expensive that pictures now are only worth
two hundred and fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
Words kidding cantiford A, Wow, that sound like seventy five percent, Craig, Wow,
look at you and your map. I know, right, not bad,
not bad for some stupid radio. I'm impressed. All right,
thank you very much, Greg go A, thank you so
much for giving the Woodie Show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know we love it, appreciate you

(01:47:05):
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch you back here on Thursday. Have a great day.
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