The Woody Show August 22nd 2024 Podcast

Alabama Sorority Rush, Redneck News, Labor Day Requests and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dune to the graphic nature of this program?
Listen to this question.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show. He's the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class

(00:38):
is now in session. Eg, good morning, everybody, good morning.
Well look at that Thursday. It's pre Friday rip week.
We love Thursdays, and you start to get that that Friday. Ye,
that Friday feeling right, Friday tingle. It's all I can
think about is wake up Thursday morning. I can do

(00:59):
is think about Friday. They say, you know, enjoy each day. Now,
let's get through this one, get to Friday, get into
a weekend. It is Thursday morning. In is August to
twenty second, twenty twenty four. It is the Woody Show.
My name is what? He? That is Greg Gory? Hi,
all right, Menace is here. Although Menace is leaving early today,

(01:21):
he's got a bounce. This is he calls it his
cal Ripkin streak. Yes, and you know it's so your
your streak is still in tactas technically you're still on
the show today. Yet here you start to finish, which
makes me happy. Yes, yeah, yeah, so you've never what
had a sick day or yeah, I've never.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Missed the show since we started back together.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, yeah, so like it's everybody, like, you know, one
day off from everybody else, Like when we're all off,
he's on.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I've had grandparents die and I like get on a
flight after the show, go to the funeral and then
come back.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
As you is cal Ripkins streak. But anyway, I'm not
sure exactly what time he'll be outs out of here
at some point today, but we have them for now.
Little Buddy is here on Buddy, We're blessed. Yeah, there's
a sea basketbarting Sea Bess. Sammy is here.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Bort is here as well as Caroline. They're on the
Woody Show production department. Our associate producer, her name is Morgan.
We got Vaughn, our video producer. He is here and
of course you listening, thank you for giving the Woody
Show some of your time today. And if you want
to be a part of the show. Eight seven seven
forty four, what he's number to call and do that?
Send us a text over to two two nine eight seven.

(02:29):
Come up today. We got something that Menace has for us.
I'd never heard of this before in my life. Alabama
Sorority Rush. Yeah, Bama Rush Bama Rush.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's a big thing on TikTok and there has been
documentaries about it that you can find on HBO.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Max. Well, there has because with with back to school
time and you know, all the sororities and fraternities, and
this is the time that everybody trying to figure out who
their friends are gonna be. Yeah for a price, right right,
And I've told you their friends.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Some people in the office that we were going to
cover this subject, and they have been texting me and
emailing me NonStop with different items, are like, oh, are
you going to talk about this girl? You're gonna talk
that girl? Like they're so into it.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
We have one woman who works in the sales department.
She has two kids that both go to Alabama.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, and she knows all about this all over it.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah. So anyway, medics is wondering how long before we
tap out? So yeah, again, I don't even know what
this is going into it, but well we'll get to
that a little bit later on in the show. Got
a brand new Redneck News. Of course, all the trending
news headlines and some of the entertainment stuff. Birthday's Porno
Birthday all coming up here on the Woody Show some
shark stuff to talk about. I finally saw the video this.

(03:40):
I had heard about it, but I didn't see the
video yet. But as these guys were fishing from some
kayaks off the coast of San Francisco and they had
to run in with this massive great white Shark's.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Surprising that area. Yeah, they're very common there, dude.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
This bitch was huge, I mean bigger than the kayaks.
Oh sure.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
So the Finn came up out of the water behind him.
It's like a movie, and then the shark just kind
of circled around them for a few minutes and then
left them alone. Screw that, forget that man. I Meanwhile,
a British fisherman was caught. I caught himself a shark,
reeled it in, got it out of the water, and
it was a tiny little lego shark, a lego actual legos.

(04:22):
It turns out that it was this lego shark from
a nineteen ninety set that is now worth a few
hundred dollars on the resale market.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, so I always talking about garbage being in the water,
but yeah, he fished out a lego shark.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Okay, so like the actual animal not a fully formed
Lego set.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Well, no, I mean it was a right, it's a
it's a Lego set. It's a Lego piece piece, not
a set. Yeah, but you know what I mean, it's right.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
It belongs to a set set.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah yeah, oh you mean oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. Oh my god. He fished out the Lego
Millennium Falcon. Yeah. No, not the for him. No, not that.
Some other Animal News drivers in West Virginia they had
an unexpected delay on their commutes. A kangaroo was hopping

(05:10):
down the road.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
What how's the pie?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
I don't know. I've been driving to work. We had
five cars in front of us that just stopped the
middle of the road. And so he posted some pictures
to Facebook and they later figured out the kangaroo belonged
to a local family. I do know kangaroos were household pets.
I guess they are in West Virginia, which, by the way,
kangaroos are legal to keep as pets in West Virginia rule.

(05:34):
And since we're talking about animals, how about this. It
happens every year and time is running out to get
your votes in for this year's Hambone Awards. You might
have heard about this because we've talked about these in
the past. This goes to the strangest pet insurance claim
of the year. Okay, Nationwide Insurance has been doing this
for the last sixteen years. The award is named Hambone

(05:56):
after a dog that got itself locked in a refrigerator
for several hours ate a holiday ham while I was
in there. Why not? The dugan fluff was fine. Had
to be treated for just some mild hypothermia, but otherwise
it was fine. So this year's I'm sorry. Last year's
winner was his cat. You remember Giles. Giles, how would

(06:17):
you say the name of cowls? That's how I would say,
yes guy. Probably anyway, he needed stitches after being folded
into a sofa bed. Oh oh, okay, remember that all right?
So these are all real claims to Pet insurance for
Nationwide Insurance. These are the eight finalists for twenty twenty four.
You tell me which one gets your vote. You got Lambeau,
who's a lab mixed in North Carolina who ate two

(06:37):
hundred and fifty pieces from a jigsaw puzzle. But only
the loose pieces like the corners and the edge pieces
were already assembled, so he left those. Then he got Kodiak,
a dog in Virginia who wouldn't stop eating rocks. She
had to have four of them removed from her stomach
a few years back, and then she ate two more. Doma.
You got Clover, a parent in New Jersey who got

(06:59):
her claw was all tangled up trying to look, you know,
like tying someone's shoelaces together. Yeah, so, I mean, you know,
it was just a vet had to untangle the stupid claws.
You got Bear, who's a Corgie in Pennsylvania that chewed
on the bottle of nail adhesive that was basically like
super glue, not toxic, but still a mess. You had Archie,

(07:22):
a dog in New Jersey that got excited that the
mailman was there and broke through a plate glass door
and ended up eating stitches on his paws. Your baby
just got excited about the mail. You got Irma, a
dog in Florida that had to go on a high
fiber diet after eating tiny pieces of sharp metal. And

(07:43):
they think it was bristles from a barbecue brush. I
got a hold of the barbecue brush and started chewing it. Yeah.
Luca a dog in Massachusetts that ripped through the trash
and ate a corn cob. He's okay, but corn cobs,
you know they cause intestinal blockages and junk.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
And finally number eight Sky, a great dane in Oregon
that fought a weasel and lost. No weasel bit him
on the eyelid, but he made a full recovery. And
so you can cast your vote if you go h
Petinsurance dot com slash hamdbone Award. That's Petinsurance dot Com
slash Handbone Award. And they're gonna announce the winner next Tuesday. Alright,

(08:23):
who gets your vote will start with you, Greg Gory.
A lot of these dogs just are doing dog things,
eating stuff they're.

Speaker 7 (08:30):
Not supposed to, jigsaw puzzles, rocks, nail adhesive metal. I'm
gonna go with the one who ran through the plate
glass window out of excitement to say hi to the mailman.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
All right, Greg, that's Archie. My vote is to the
lab that they had all the pieces from the puzzle.

Speaker 8 (08:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
I'm gonna jump in and say you like that one, yep?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
All right, Sammy, I'm going with.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
The one who got in a fight with a weasel
lost all right.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
That's Sky, the great Dane in Oregon. All right, Sammy SeaBASS.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah, I'm also going through plate life because that's just cute.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
At all. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, the animal just thrusting towards you.

Speaker 9 (09:08):
Yeah, ga, although I like the image of the dog
crapping out a puzzle and like reassembling it.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (09:15):
In general, what's dumber than something that eats rocks?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
So I gotta go right, also a good argument. Yeah,
that's pretty dumb, pretty pretty stupid. All right, Well again,
if do you want to vote, you got until next Tuesday.
Make your vote right now. Pet Insurance dot com slash
handbo and award. Although that's the real winner, there is
nationwide insurance for getting all the free mentions. Yeah, well
of course, but it is interesting, like, uh, I mean,
you know, everybody's pet or dog especially, they do dumb stuff.

(09:42):
They eat stuff they're not supposed to eat, you know, just.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Like I had to keep my dogs from being rocks
all the time.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
So I get it. Hey, we try to keep the
dog from eating her own crap.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, you know, also difficult. But since we're shouting out insurance,
I would love to shout out mine because listeners asking
me about all all the time, and that would be
healthy pause insurance and not sponsors, but should be.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, well they needed to make their own contest, I know.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
But they're a great insurance company for pets.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, I mean it's a smart idea by nationwide. Yeah,
people like people love hearing the stories. You know, we did.
We did that topic a while back. You love them,
But what did your pet do that made you want
to kill them? In that moment? You're like, oh, like
my wife with our dog, Like it was one of
those where she had gone outside, crapped ate it, came

(10:32):
back in the house, and then barfed it up on
on the family room rug that my wife loves this rug.
And it's like a super expensive rug or anything. It's
just the fact that it's like a light kind of
cream colored rug and not only is it barf, it's
gurgitated pooh, barf sick. Yeah, she wanted to kill that dog.

(10:55):
I had to save her life recently.

Speaker 7 (10:57):
I told you my dog barfed on all three rugs,
including the outdoor one. Yeah, like you run to the
rug just yeah, why.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Why do they choose the rug?

Speaker 8 (11:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:06):
And that's the thing. It's like our whole house is
like a tile and hardwood. You're right, right, one Area
dou God eight seven seven forty four Woodie Like I
love you. I'm trying to protect you, but this might not.
They're's gonna kill you eight seven seven forty four Woody
Text over to two two nine eight seven Get some
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(11:28):
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Speaker 1 (11:47):
Show and we're into another new hour insensitivity trading for
a politically correct world. Thursday Morning in Is August to
twenty second, twenty twenty. I love this song, Lucas with
the lid off? Maybe of the artist? Is Lucas right about?

(12:10):
Does Lucas with the lid up?

Speaker 9 (12:15):
Very old timey?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
I'm wrong, it's a it's fun. I like it mites. Yeah,
this is like a mid nineties Jet Air one hit.
Wonder Anyway, phones are up in eighty seven seven forty four.
Wood He hit us up with the text over to
two to nine eight seven Woody, Greg Metaci Beast, Sammy G.
De Grad is here. Uh this morning, dude. I'm telling you,

(12:42):
Man Bort and I are making some great progress on
the Labor Day Week stuff that we've been talking about.
We've been asking for your suggestions on I mean anything
from the last ten years plus of the Woody Show. Uh,
we are willing to air during this this Labor Day
week and once it's over, like once next week and

(13:04):
just not next week, is it, No, it's the week
after after. Yeah, all right, once the Labor Day Week
is over, and then all this stuff will never air again.
Not to say it won't be on social that you're
you know, on the YouTube or whatever. Yeah, on the
podcast platform stuff like that, because I don't know how
far back it goes. But we have dug up some
stuff that I don't think we've ever replayed. Oh really, Yeah,

(13:26):
there's a few things in there that I have not
seen since there's original airing, so like yeah, sixteen, twenty seventeen. Yeah,
it's been a long time. I've seen some of this stuff.
And I got to say we've actually gone a little
bit above and beyond. Not to pet ourselves on the back,
but Board has really because I've been just going through
the emails and the things that people that's on social
and just passing along to Board, sometimes going to Greg

(13:48):
because Greg keeps a very detailed you can imagine OCD
show lock yea, like, hey, Greg, it was somewhere I
don't know in the last few years when did we
talk about Hogo. It was on this day and this time,
and then Board can go back and try to find
the audio.

Speaker 9 (14:01):
Definitely twenty two, definitely, definitely.

Speaker 7 (14:03):
Right, you know he got it all like these uh
like aword doc doc And now that we're doing this project,
thinking back when we first started here, I would write
what we're doing by hand in a notebook and then
at the end of the show I would type it up.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
And then it took me about two weeks to realize
why why I dug anyway? So here this one This
is from Karen C A R y End. I've not
seen that spelling for good morning everybody. This will always
be one of my favorite Greg Gory moments. And will
Greg Gory eat it? And Greg flails around the studio

(14:41):
because of a grasshopper. Oh yeah, I do remember that. Yeah,
I wouldn't even hold it. That's a that's a good one.
Let alone need it request. But let's see what else
do we have here. There's I mean, there's there's so
many that have come through. This is from Jason Sanchez says,
I've been a huge fan since twenty fifteen. Oh, would

(15:01):
love to hear the Bonne segment. I still reference that
to this day. There was a guy and there was
a package that was delivered to the wrong house, to
his house. It was for a neighbor, and then his
dog got into the package, like started tearing it apart.
This is one of my all time favorite And inside
the package was a dildo, a sex toy for the neighbor.

(15:22):
And so the dog's like and uh, anyway, so he's
telling the story about Bonne his labradon rador.

Speaker 6 (15:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
So like everyone when we'll hear us say like, you know, Bone,
and he's like, what's the frame of reference on that?
So that that's the other thing I think is kind
of nice about some of these things. It's like it
gives frame of reference to some things that you may
hear just in kind of like a fleeting. Yeah, you know,
like dern, Yeah, like derg. I love to hear the
origin of Cameron's Oh Luigi's Mansion. That's from Aldolfo. Oh,

(15:54):
I'm sorry that audio has been lost forever. Oh what
happened to Luigi's Mansion? I think I have the Luigi's Mansion?
We have that just oh I know what that was.
It was a game? No, yeah, no, no, it wasn't
a game, well Luigi's Mansion, Yes, was a game. It
was pulled from a podcast clip.

Speaker 11 (16:10):
It was.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
It was Cameron's reaction to Luigi's Mansion coming out. Oh okay, yeah, yeah,
it was just let's see, uh yeah, here's here's just
the isolated clip.

Speaker 12 (16:23):
Let's see, Oh, Luigi's Mansion.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
All that somebody did, but just mention it and he goes,
oh oh yeah, Louise stupid. It's like if anybody mentions pizza,
right right, and then yeah, and then uh, I know
what it was. It was the the podcast he does
that podcast. I forget what it's called Mostly True Opinions. Yes,
that's it, and it was it was this is different

(16:55):
because now now I'm conflating anyway, So uh, it was
episode one. Oh one and and oh my god, he
took so much crap for this to its episode one

(17:16):
hundred and one.

Speaker 10 (17:17):
Yeah, dala.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah dalmations get anyways that he can't help see? There
was there was that one. Let's see this one says man,
there's it's all like there's a There's been a lot
of Jessica, a lot of fights on the show too,

(17:44):
man like about wiping chopsticks? Well, how about the hallway
battle between Julianne and Michael. Oh, julian the phone screener
and then young Michael. We do have a knack to
argue about.

Speaker 7 (17:57):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Literally, there's another one with Greg that somebody requested. It's
when there's a Feelings with Greg segment, and he took
it as an opportunity to let everybody know how each
person individually has hurt him. I don't even remember that,
but I do. This one's from Jessica, who says, Hey,
what the show. I'd love for you to replay the
segment that first got me hooked on the show, the

(18:19):
Papa John's garlic sauce challenge. God, yes, I happened upon it.
Had no idea who these guys were, but it was hilarious.
I never heard anything like that on the radio before,
and I love to hear it again. We loved Jessica.
So Papa John's, you know, they have that garlic butter sauce,
which is good as a promotion to be kind of silly,
they did a small thing for like a week or

(18:39):
so where they sold it by the gallon, and so
we bought two gallons of it, and then Sea Bass
and then Randy ended up doing They were chugging it
in the middle of a field in a park, yeah,
with a bunch of kids walking by, right, Yeah, And anyway,
so as you can imagine, they threw up and then
that that's been the the barfing sound effects that we

(19:01):
use on the show ever since. So so all that
that's yeah, that is that's Randy, and that's the that's
him barfing up the Papa.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
John's garlic st the perfect throwing up sound effects.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, well I know, but they can sell that, you know, Yeah,
says please play. My name is Derek voicemails okay. And
the HR training videos. Yes, we found the HR training videos.
That's anyway. Point is like a man, I wish I
was around to listen to it. I guess I can
find it because it's all gonna be on the podcast

(19:35):
each day, and we've actually scheduled more than we usually do.

Speaker 13 (19:38):
There's so much content out there that we just really
want to air this last week and get it all
out there. That not only have we scheduled more, but
for podcast listeners, there's going to be even more content
just on the podcast, stuff that doesn't.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Even make it onto the air that we're putting as
a bonus just on the podcast. There's a lot of
versus Sea Bass fights on us. There's at least one
Woodie Show hot seat. Some he said, you got to
play the hot seat where Bort was going to tell
who on the show wasn't invited to his wedding and why.
I mean, we can do a whole week of that
was good? What that was good? Yeah, there were there

(20:12):
were a bunch of wood You Show hot seats. Yeah
that's in there. Yeah. Somebody said what always sticks out
to me about Cameron was when what he said that
Cameron's mouth or his teeth look like God put his
teeth into a bag and shook it.

Speaker 9 (20:28):
Do you have that noted somewhere he did a world
class insult.

Speaker 7 (20:31):
I mean he had he had some jacked up teeth.
I don't know if I wrote that quick now A
nice guy like, you know, very nice.

Speaker 6 (20:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I love Cameron man. I never you know, I never
had an issue with Cameron. There was always a battle
between I think Cameron and Sea Bass got a beef
with everybody, and he messes with everybody and then and
then also between Cameron and Menace, there was always something
that even more so than was drunk Greg And this

(21:00):
is birthday party. Oh we could let that die for sorry,
that is a schedule for the first day. Oh, the
debut of Dildar the Alien. Yes, anyway, so there's a
lot of good stuff that whole week of Labor Day.

Speaker 7 (21:15):
I remember I got a phone call from Dil Dar
the day dill Dar made his earthly debut, and he said, here,
let me send you some photos of myself. I was
in my front yard at the time, and he sent
me a photo of himself. Because I was talking to
dill Dar, I started screaming, crying, laughing.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
It was unreal. Yeah. Dil Darr is a character where
Menace dresses up in full face paint dildo's on top
of the helmet that he's wearing in a game, I'm sorry, yeah, yeah. Oh,
and then he goes out to play like alien con
and he talks to these people and why do.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
You think the government is trying to hide my existence?

Speaker 14 (21:52):
Because if they know how you got to this planet,
that would require a fuel source that is renewable technology
that could revolutionize our role and the power structures that
be those that hold petroleum and oil interest, they would
no longer be needed.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
It would crash our whole economy.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
So it's about money.

Speaker 6 (22:11):
Do you know where I escaped from?

Speaker 3 (22:13):
No Area sixty nine?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, So the Dildar stuff is really funny.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Oh and.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
The other one is the Glory whole segment where the
roach got loose. Oh god, that's nightmare fuel forget or
for for Greg? Sure it was.

Speaker 7 (22:34):
I was gonna say the worst day. It was like
the worst month because we didn't know where that roach went. Yeah,
we still don't, still don't. And by the way, does
anybody remember what planet Dildar is from?

Speaker 1 (22:43):
I sure do? Where zol car car Zolcar. Yeah, that's
the proper pronunciation. Yeah, and you know where that is.
It's uh, it's quite a distance, it's very far, very far.

(23:05):
Menas is getting some clips together because coming up next, right,
we have to take a break. Anyway, keep those requests
coming for Labor Day week because then once this week
is over, it's all going to the vault. It's never
gonna be aired again. And the only reason we're airing
it now is because there's been so many changes, you know,
over the years, the ten years that we've since, We've
got everything here going, but there's been so many changes

(23:28):
now it's like we you know, we have new stuff.
We won't keep playing stuff with, you know, a bunch
of people that you don't recognize, or people that maybe
you do recognize. It just don't work here anymore, you know, Ravy, Cameron,
Randy whoever. But yeah, I think it's gonna be fun.
It's gonna be a lot of fun. Send us an
email email at wodieshow dot com and then we'll come back.
Menace will be here with his clips. So uh and

(23:52):
uh yeah. So this is Alabama's sorority rush, which I've
I've never heard of before, but apparently it's a really
big thing TikTok at Bama Rush, and so Menas has
been talking about. I said, all right, well, you know,
since it is kind of that time of year back
to school rush weeks. So let us let us get
to some of this this audio, these clips. Learn it

(24:14):
just about how ridiculous these Alabama chicks are, and then
that will be coming up. Yeah, because the Menace has
to leave today early, right yeah yeah, busy. Yeah, he's uh,
he's hopping a flight just to go out of town
for like a meeting for the day. Yeah, but this
is like official business stuff. This is just Menace being weird,
right yeah. And then and then he's coming back tonight, wow,

(24:37):
to be on the show tomorrow. Power Player. He's got
a streak going on. Yeah, he's a jet center. Yeah. Anyway,
so medics will be back in your next Alabama Sorority Rush.
All right, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
So Menas loves this. He mentioned it and Seamas knew
exactly what he was talking about. I wasn't familiar with it,
but then Morgan was familiar.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah, in Alabama Sorority Rush.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, Alabama Sorority Rush.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Now there's even documentaries on this that are available on
HBO Max if you want to watch it.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
This is a TV show. This is where I'm kind
of confused.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
Oh no, it's so when TikTok started, okay, of course
was very pot and it is still popular with teenagers
and young adults.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Well, who are teenagers and young adults. They are high
school seniors in college freshmen.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
And what happened is people started filming and creating promo
videos for their sororities so that girls knew freshmen when
they came to rush aka like they get to know
you try out of school.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
So they'd have.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
Promo videos and people are like, oh my god, the
girls at Alabama sororities are effing psychos. Yeah, so like, yeah,
the initial videos you probably have seen is it's like
fifty girls all bleach blod.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Hair, Like, hi, did they know they looked insane?

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Or they think the folks of us who grew up
in the Southeast and went to Southeast colleges we've known
about this forever, but the the tiktokification of it.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Is what and so it's basically like cheerleading. So this
is like sammy cocaine.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Yeah yeah, I mean it looks like a lot of Now, Morgan,
you were in a sorority. What was the sorority again?

Speaker 12 (26:13):
Zana's al Alpha?

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Okay, Now, I don't know, like like she explained a
couple of these things to me, and she made it
seem like it was gonna be this big, deep dark
secret about what they do and part of the whatever
and so off the air, she told me because she
didn't want to like violate the sacred trust of the
sorority chicks.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Did she give you their secret meeting?

Speaker 12 (26:32):
No, because I can't remember the damn password. Yes, we
do have a secret password.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, she didn't do that, but she told me about, like,
you know, what they do, like what happens during the
the thing that was like the big top secret. She
gave away the situation secrets. Yes, it's so dumb, I
expel her.

Speaker 12 (26:47):
But yeah, we did this whole same rush thing where
you practice four weeks learning these different chants and how
to open the door and then all crowd the door
and how to walk a girl.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah, because the walk a girl, there's.

Speaker 12 (26:58):
So many rules. You can't touch her, so you have
to have your hand behind her back, but you can
never let her leave your side because there's only certain
places you can go.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Girls will show up early from summer break to practice
this stuff right more.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yes, absolutely, so they just like dance.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
To like certain songs like this that are like remixes.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, it'll be like one hundred of them.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Yeah, and there like a coordinated dance, yeah dancer because
especially Alabama, the sororities and fraternities are so huge.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
There's one hundred and fifty girls probably.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
In East and tis the season. This is what it's
going on, right yeah, uh huh.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Now the big thing though, I want to know if
you guys will tap out or not. Also, on top
of all the dance moves, all week long, they show
off their outfits because every day you're coordinated yeah stuff
and they call it oh TDS and that's outfits of
the days. And then every single day they post a
video like they get down get ready with me, yeah,

(27:57):
of like everything that they're wearing, and so they're trying
to get Sammy crack.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Yeah, I love them because it's like a Spirit week kind.

Speaker 12 (28:05):
Of love that it's Spirit Week on crack.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
So here is the first outfit breakdown. Let me know
what we think.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
We gotta tell you where we tap out or yeah,
what do you tap out? Okay, all right, when everybody's
hand is up, I will u I will cut the clip.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah it is Bamar Rush Day seven, Sisterhood Day three,
and here is my ot D.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
My dress is Amanda Upper.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Sure, I have no idea where my pearl necklace and
earrings are from.

Speaker 15 (28:36):
My jewelry is just My bracelet is just cost you
probably Martin's or something, and my shoes are from Amazon.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Here's my outfit for today and I'll see you guys
tomorrow for Bame Rush Day, A cut day and real time.
I mean, I would never watch that, but I was
expecting something worse. I guess. Yeah, we was still here
for it. You can explain your off it, but you
don't know where you got this from. I don't know
where you because they're told to do it, that's why.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yeah, yeah, give me, give me, Like, is this style
of shoes has to be? This car very not high fashion?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
On that one?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Those very Yeah again Amazon?

Speaker 1 (29:14):
She and pearls, Yeah, yeah, are so cold.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
And by the way, the hair is like blown out
like she's from the eighties or yeah, this is where
she almost looks like she's in blackface.

Speaker 12 (29:27):
Yes, I look back on pictures when I was in
a sorority.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah looks very dark. Yeah, looks very dark. Am Alabama
Sorority Rush. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:36):
So clip three.

Speaker 16 (29:37):
Here.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
They also have like a costume a day where they
dress up in different themes on Now this girl right here,
she's aerial, but her costume breaks into two different costumes,
next levels and next levels.

Speaker 11 (29:53):
Okay, hey, y'all, I hope you're having a group day,
not just a good day.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
And today is day number four of Alaman Rush's work week.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Now, Zata's theme today is all the board, so you're going.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
To see we're doing anything from like sailors to animals,
sy nautical creatures and everything.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
But this costume gets I think I've seen this porno
all right, Oh my god, Oh my god, is right?
You're paying for parents.

Speaker 7 (30:23):
All right?

Speaker 3 (30:24):
I am a little Ariel and this is founder right now,
you know, say.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Goodbye to all.

Speaker 9 (30:34):
Absolutely, this is like my favorite costume ever.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Cute. Yeah, okay, all right, I was still in so excited.
How do you love her? This is like her skirt
flip around. Okay, hold on, I'm trying to think of
what character. I think it was from a movie that
Sammy reminds me of, Like when we get into these conversations,

(31:00):
like someone who's just like, oh my god, guys, that's
so awesome everybody's like, oh my god. They're like, oh no,
this is great, and they're just like this like kind
of like goody goody. You know, this is so familiar
Amanda seafret in mean girls, No, maybe.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
No, he doesn't know what he's talking about.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
I watched a musical Thank You.

Speaker 12 (31:20):
I know, I can see that. I don't know if
that's what he's going to.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Someone for sure. Yeah, I mean it's like this little
like kind of preppy chick who's like just totally God,
it's just so popular and fashionable and and because this
this is somebody who is just like this like complete positive,
like loves everything, ball of energy if anybody can think

(31:46):
of it, and I enjoy text over to two nights.

Speaker 12 (31:50):
Oh yeah, el Brooks or el Woods.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Sorry, okay, okay, we're bringing down off nights Alabama Sorority Rush.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
So yeah that. Oh by the way, she was dressed
as aerial and then she rips her dress and then
it becomes ursula.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
So cool. Check that out.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
And then one more alphae here that I'll like to
break down and that's a little more high end.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Okay, hey guys, bamas day at d it's finally pref day.
My dress is from shot these three as a little
but on the back shoes are from Seth Boutique, and
so are my ear rings. Jory is the same. David
German Newton David Deerman Andr. I'm so excited for pref

(32:35):
today and I'm really excited for mid day tomorrow. So
I'll see you guys then.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Okay, okay, words over here doing a little golf club.

Speaker 12 (32:43):
Yeah, because Pref Day is huge, Like I hear that
video and she's either gonna be bawling her eyes out
for happiness or because she's gonna kill day bid day
if it takes the next day, which means what explain
explain it to me? PREF Day or night is when
you go to your final SATs two houses preferred, Yeah,
and then you're gonna vote for your preferred and they're

(33:03):
going to vote for their so you could end up
with your favorite your least favorite, or they could both
drop you.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Oh yeah. So then I thought you only pledged orherever
to one.

Speaker 12 (33:13):
You do, you do, but you got to find out
which one will take you slash which one?

Speaker 2 (33:16):
You know?

Speaker 1 (33:16):
But what I'm saying, I thought you only had to
like you know, uh, I think you can only do
the one that's the next day.

Speaker 12 (33:22):
The next day, bid days when you open up your
envelope that says where you're accepted or if you.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
So pref day.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
For folks who don't like that's like applying to a college,
maybe applying for a scholarship, or you might be like
for football, you maybe get offers for scholarships from four
or five different places, and.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Then bid days when you find find out which one
you got accepted to, and well gets a bid day.
But real quick, now we have all these breakdowns of
all these outfits. Now there are older women online who
are acting as reporters Sammy on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Wow, this could be like a dream job.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
There's like fifty year old women on TikTok like following
every single girl and reporting on it. And here's here's
here's one of the reports from one of the older ladies.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 11 (34:07):
Yeah, my heart is breaking. Bama Morgan has been dropped
from Bama Rush this year.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Oh my god.

Speaker 17 (34:15):
You may have noticed that my OTD was a little
bit late this morning, and that is because I was
notified earlier this morning that I was dropped from primary
recruitment and I will not be returning for Sisterhood.

Speaker 11 (34:27):
I am shocked and just heartbroken Tour Morgan, I don't
know what went wrong this year. I felt like she
done everything rot she.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Did, and she did go on to say, this is
not a mom, this is a relative.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Of any kind, random fifty year old woman on TikTok
who follows all this stuff and reports on updates on.

Speaker 15 (34:49):
Bama right, the people who watched Bachelorette and then get
all invested on the people who end up getting voted off.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
It's this but on TikTok.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
For me to be dropped, Morgan, means that none of
the places you wanted to get in wanted to do
right correct.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Yeah, I have some numbers on that about uh Bema.
Rush has about twenty five hundred women that are trying
to be part of Rush week, and only twenty three
hundred make it in. WHOA they either drop out a lot.

Speaker 15 (35:13):
Yeah, that's a lot, Like two hundred people don't make
it in out of thousands.

Speaker 12 (35:15):
But also there's top tier houses and then there's houses
that are kind of like the loser houses.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
That you don't even want to be college lose your house.

Speaker 12 (35:24):
Well, it's different for every school at my school is
eighty pie.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Sorry, that's a thing.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
At Georgie were the hottest girls.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
In my school. It was Ao pie and we called
them at a whole pie because they're all fat. Yeah,
eighty pies. Any chick can get into a pie.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
That was part of Lambda Lambda Lambda.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
Apparently Vama Morgan is Apparently she was kind of semi
famous on TikTok. She was a character like say me saying,
but apparently she was not that.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Cool because we liked her.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah, give me one more.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
The final day is mid day where you get handed
to envelope and you find out which sorority you're going
to join.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
And this is the reaction here, okay, oh all right, tapping, tapping, tapping, tapping,
so that they all given these big middle envelopes and
I guess they all open them at once.

Speaker 14 (36:22):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
And then at that point, not only do you scream
until everybody goes deaf, you then sprint towards the house.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Right of course, it's a literal race.

Speaker 12 (36:31):
And then all the girls in that sorority are waiting
at the house and.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
They're screaming, Yeah, they're welcome home, sister.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
So I'm so cute. Greg am I the only one here.
I'm kind of confused by it. So you go through
this whole process. But what I'm saying like, so when
you hear about people like pledging, so like once you're
like they say, okay, we're cool with you, but then
you have to go through the whole pledge process after that.

Speaker 12 (36:52):
Yes, because you spend pretty much the first year or
half the year as a pledge and you got it
before you get initiated. You're still part of the sorority, but.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
It's not like official official to drink at the party.

Speaker 12 (37:05):
Right, kind of like how the frat guys get hazed
they're the new pledge, but you're still in it.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Be like being like a prob Yeah exactly.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
Yeah, midday just starts the pledging period, right, that's when
you were given in a bid to come to our house.
And if you complete that you know, probationary period, then
you can become a process.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
For my fellow Sons of Anarchy and Mayans MCS fans,
like if you're a prospect.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
And they do the same stuff at Alabama used to the.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, yeah, that's how it sounds like if you were
excepted in the Sons of Anarchy and you open up
your envelope. Yeah, yeah, it was very excited.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Anyways, if you want to watch the documentary HBO Max,
it's called Bama Rush, Bama Rush or TikTok, just search
up Obama Rush. Do you want to ruin your algorithm?

Speaker 6 (37:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
I need to know that information in my life. I
went my whole life so far not knowing any of
the five or six years. Yeah, that's would be my
wife's problem. Yeah, yeah, high school bed good.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
Show.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
The show.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Now here's a real question. Right. Women say they'll take
their chances with a random bear over a random man
if they were out in the woods. You've heard this,
we talked about it at no But what about when
a random man and a random bear are both in
the woods. Oh, a hunter in Alaska was mauled by

(38:36):
a bear. Here he is talking about what happened.

Speaker 18 (38:40):
It went straight to me and thankfully, when I was
falling backwards, I was able to unsheathe my pistol and
when he was on top of me, absolutely unload. I
did shoot myself in the leg when I was falling backwards,
but I went straight through my leg.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
I know he did bite into me. I felt that. Oh, yeah,
full plexico. The bear is dead. Good r I P.
I mean, yeah, go around, techno get but I get.

Speaker 9 (39:05):
The vibe of women saying I'd rather be in a
but that's insane.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
And the whole thing where the the bear mauled this
guy and it wasn't because the guy tried to rape it.
He did survive.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
I would also like to point that out.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
It was just a man, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
I don't think the bear looked at the man and thought,
oh no, oh my god, a random man. I'm gonna
get it before it gets me. All man predator did saying.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
All but you don't know who you're ending up in
the woods, but if you're with a bear, you know
you'll be.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Let me point out this is the line of thinking.
Is what leads to what your friend was telling you
about how guys aren't even allowed to be at their
own house when their kids are having a sleepover. That
is weird.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
That is weird. It leads to I had never heard
of that.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
It just ramps up everybody's unrealistic, unjustified fear of any
random person that they don't know. You go from zero
to right to rapist and.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
The brain also goes to like a random man in
the woods.

Speaker 15 (40:07):
There's not supposed to be a random man in the woods,
and if there is, it would be scary.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Like bears are supposed to be in the woods.

Speaker 9 (40:15):
But you have at least a fifty to fifty chance
of him being a nice guy. You have a zero
chance of it being a nice bear.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
People are in the woods. They hide, they hike, survivalists,
they hunt a bird watch. Yeah, and if they're hunters,
are not looking to hunt you like he was a hunter.
If I was looking for a hike, I should worry that. Oh,
society might think it's weird that I'm here alone, right, yeah, yeah,
because I just want to look at trees. Eight seven
forty four, Wooding. You can send us a text over
to two two nine eight seven all right, into another

(40:52):
new hour Insensitivity Training for a politically correct World to
three Friday, Thursday morning, noise. It is August twenty second,
twenty twenty four, Woodie. That's Greg Gorey. Good morning. Menace
has already left for the day. He has left the builder. Yeah,
had had the airport. He's going to a client meeting today. Yeah,

(41:13):
So we don't have we don't have menace. Oh Man
I'll bet that's so quiet. Yeah, anyway, there is sea bass.
We got Sammy. We got the phones over at eighty
seven seven forty four Wooding. You can hit us up
with a text over to two to nine eight seven.
A couple classy stories to share with you. We'll get
to some of that with the trending news headlines. Those

(41:34):
are coming up. And we got a brand new redneck news,
the Woody Show. If you own more.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
Camoufla shirts, lind coward words, we don't hear about your
ass on Ratnick News for sure.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Days all right, so check it out. Today's redneck News
is from fant County, Texas with the police. They pulled
this dude over on a routine traffic stop and the
officer walked up to the car he was getting a
whip something funny some strange odor coming from the car.
Thinking the fella behind the wheel might be under the influence,
he asked him to step out of the vehicle. They

(42:10):
questioned him. He swore up and down everything was all good.
Even offered to let them search the car, so they did.
During that search, the officer noticed that the dude had
several stuffed BUCkies beaver toys in the back seat. You
know the BUCkies mascot, the beaver at the red hat. Yeah,
so that he had a bunch of these stuffed BUCkies beavers.

(42:33):
I mean, he didn't look pretty jacked up, and upon
further inspection they saw they had been all re stitched,
very sloppylike. Inside they found a bunch of packages of
ecstasy and two pounds of marijuana. So at that point,
knowing he was busted, he tried to create a distraction.
He's grabbing at his chest and said that he was

(42:53):
in a lot of pain, something like that. Right, They
very slowly called for an ambulance, and ambulance takes to
the airport airport hospital A yeah, I got him checked out.
He was fine, and after the hospital he was taken
to jail. So that's from Fan County, Texas, where the
police busted a guy during a traffic stop with a

(43:14):
bunch of weed and ecstasy stuck inside some very cute
BUCkies plush toys. They'll never find it, sting stitching, Yeah,
and that is today's raid. Nick, you've never done ecstasy?
How you wad no, dude, I'm kind of the only
thing I've ever even tried was weed. Weed and that's all.

(43:37):
I don't know, maybe full, maybe a total of fifteen times.
Oh that's way more than I thought. I really gave
it a good shot me because I tried. I thought
it was like three. First I tried smoking it and
that was fine. I mean, you know, I laughed at
this really silly commercial I was on TV for this.
It was a necklace clasp for old people who can't
use their hands because of arthritis. It's like it's like magnet. Yeah,

(44:01):
and so they're like doing this whole commercial. I'm laughing.
I'm so high, I'm laughing my ass. It was the
funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm liked.
Neither were like old people like, but I was so dumb.
I don't know why it was so funny. Anyway, that
was fine. Didn't really do all that much for me, though,
And it's like, eh, whatever, didn't really. I mean, I'm
not against it, just it just doesn't really do much

(44:22):
for me. I hate the taste and I hate the smell.
So those are two things. So that's that makes it
someone unappealing. Then, Uh, someone tried to get me into
the edible stuff before they were really everywhere we had
this coworker. She had a side business making cookies and brownies.
They were gross and those things would knock you on
your ass. Was disgusting. Yeah, and so chunks of weed

(44:43):
in it.

Speaker 13 (44:43):
And so.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
She was super high. She would make the weed butter,
but like she was super high while she's doing it.
It was like clumps of it. Yeah. Yeah, so there
was there was that, and so just over the years, Yeah,
I've smoked some. I've I mean, I smoked with it.
I think the last time was with sy Per Hill
at our party. I mean, like, you know how and
why would I not do that?

Speaker 4 (45:07):
And you were having a great time.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Probably the happiest I've ever seen you. Yeah, well it
was Cyde Priscil. I'm so happy because I've been wanting
them to play one of our events for so long.
It was and uh, you know, yeah be real and
send Dogs're like, come on, man, smoke up for the show.
I was already you know, pretty pretty buzzed drink and yeah. Yeah,
so that was that was cool. But yeah, that's the
only thing I've done, like the reason I've never tried,

(45:32):
because dude, there were plenty of opportunities for all of it.
It's one radio station I worked at. I'd walk in
the studio almost every night and this guy would have
a pile of blows sitting on the counter and he'd
be doing lines off of CD cases. Right wow, He's like, hey, man,
you want to hit I'm like, no, I'm good man.
Walked in there one night he was doing that with
Marilyn Manson. Oh, it's pretty funny, like hanging out, and

(45:52):
then they were going to go out afterwards. Sure game, yeah,
pregaming at the station and then uh yeah. So the
reason for not trying any of that kind of stuff
or ecstasy, right, I told you about the bowling league
that I joined. When you got it, you became fanatical.
If I tried it, I'd probably love it and it
could end up being a problem. I'm an all or

(46:14):
nothing person, right, stay away. So yeah, I've stayed away.
I went to a bowling party that the company threw
for Christmas, like a Christmas holiday employee party kind of thing.
Had such a great time that I joined a league. Yeah,
bought some yeah, bought bowling balls, bought the bags to
transport them in, bought my own.

Speaker 9 (46:35):
Shoes, get a shirt with your little name.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
No, I did not have. I did not have that,
but I took it real serious. Wow, it was so dumb.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
How long were you into it for?

Speaker 19 (46:44):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (46:44):
How long were you into bowling for after signing up?

Speaker 1 (46:48):
How about a year? I would turn down paid gigs
from the radio station to go out to like these places,
and it was like, Now, keep in mind, at the time,
it was one hundred and fifty dollars an hour to
go just stand a cell phone store. And I'm like, nope,
not on league night. What an idiot that could be
your new hobby. Would you get back into it?

Speaker 13 (47:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Really?

Speaker 13 (47:08):
Why?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
I mean we've been a few times since then. I
you know, I just don't have the sparks not there anymore. Yeah,
but yeah, probably Reg and I we've talked about that before,
Like there's some stuff you just stay away from because
you'll probably love it.

Speaker 7 (47:22):
Yeah, that's how I feel about cocaine. And I've been
to those parties that you mentioned, like where everybody's doing it. Yeah,
and I and in my head, I'm thinking, first of all,
I can't believe I'm in the same room as cocaine.
It made me uncomfortable. And then if I try it,
I'll probably love it. And there goes my life.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
That's the fork in the road right there. Yeah, not
doing it.

Speaker 9 (47:42):
I'm a dabbler, so I can just be like, oh,
that's cool, but you know, moving on.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
But you've offered me drugs a number of times.

Speaker 14 (47:48):
I have.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Yeah, I mean nothing like hardcore. It's more like the
hippie stuff like I like to spread the love.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
The gummy stuff like that's just that's that's that's what
we am happy to give you. The mushrooms.

Speaker 15 (48:04):
Yeah, oh yeah, micro dosing probably micro dose.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
I hold the micro dose.

Speaker 9 (48:12):
I just never get the portions right.

Speaker 16 (48:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (48:17):
Because Greg, you did ecstasy. I've did it four times
once once via snorting it.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Yeah, and you get real horny. I forget what you said. No,
isn't that like what that is? That's what they say.
He's like supposed to because you want to be touched, right,
it's all sensory and blood. See, I did not.

Speaker 7 (48:33):
I got very tactile. The stupid thing that we did
was I did it with our friend who made the
weed brownies. When you just mentioned she and I did it,
and we said we're not going to tell anybody else
at this party that we did it.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Because it was.

Speaker 7 (48:46):
It was completely obvious the couch and we were making
those Christmas ornaments with CDs and glitter and glue and
stuff like that, and I was so into it and
tried to get the glitter perfect just being it brings
out O c D. And then the next day you
feel like you got run over by a semi truck.

Speaker 9 (49:03):
Yeah, there's no serotonin left anywhere to be found.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
See.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
That's the one I thought made you like kind of
like horny. Supposed to because you want to be touched.
One thing I thought was really weird. And he's not
here to defend himself because he already left. But Menace
was saying, how like weed makes him horny? Yeah, like
when he gets high, that's when he gets horny. And
I thought we just kind of like melted everybody out.
You didn't care about anything. I thought.

Speaker 15 (49:26):
He just said he he liked having sex after smoking
weed because of the how it feels, but it doesn't
make him horny.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Yeah, he likes. Wouldn't that be the same. It's because
like because of how you're feeling on the ecstasy, Like
it kind of goes hand in hand, right, I guess.

Speaker 15 (49:43):
But I think ecstasy is a very heightened version, Like
even just a touch to your skin is like you're
feeling something right.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
You're buzzing what you've done?

Speaker 14 (49:52):
It?

Speaker 4 (49:52):
No, just what I've heard.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
It's a lot of friends.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
I was like, readA in a bump.

Speaker 15 (49:56):
No, I just like I would get invited to so
many raves and their things, and like you said, Greg,
of being the person who's I can't even believe I'm
around drugs. When I was in college because girls would
go to the bathroom together, I would go to the
bathroom with my friends.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
We'd all go to pee, but then they would start
doing coke in the.

Speaker 15 (50:12):
Bathroom and I'm like, are you guys done yet? Like
I want to walk out, but they're like, you can't
walk out yet, someone might see us. And so I
had to wait for everyone to you know, do their
lines before I could leave the bathroom.

Speaker 9 (50:22):
You probably had to do the powder check on the nose.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
I was just there for support.

Speaker 7 (50:27):
I can't but nowadays, don't even bother truying. Oh no,
you know, no way, Well shout out. The friend that
Greg and I are talking about is no longer with us.
She passed away a number of years ago. Uh, but
she was a great lady Robin.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
She was.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
She was so much fun. She was something op, Hey,
what's up? Great, let's go grey Hey sl Yeah, she
was so much fun. She was wild, all right, eight seven,
seven forty four, whatdye call us? Text us to to
nine eighty seven. We'll be right back with some treading
news headlines in the meantime. Have an existential crisis, The

(51:03):
Woody Show, The Woody Show, Hi, welcome back, and some
of the trending news this morning. Last night, night number
three of the Democratic National Convention in Chicago, the headliners
was Tim Walls, the VP pick Bill Clinton, Nancy Pelosi,

(51:23):
Pete Budaje Edge, there was Oprah, Keenan Thompson was up
there tonight. Vice President Word Salad speaks and officially accepts
the nomination and thank god, only seventy four days left
of this crap before the actual election. And then you
get to hear about it until the next one. Oh yeah,
hey good, Yeah, that's the worst. Yeah. Some other news.

(51:49):
A lot of people talking about the visitor at the
zoo in bridget New Jersey. It was all caught on video.
She jumps over this one fence, gets right up against
the chain link, fence star whatever that is the enclosure
for the actual lines, and they don't know who she
is yet, but she gets there and she's trying to
like taunt this Bengal tiger and she's then trying to

(52:11):
pet it near it gets her hand bitten, and then
she you know, gets that, gets the hell out of there.
So the incident was posted to Facebook by the local
police department. They're investigating authorities, urging anyone with information to
come forward. But the zoo is like, yo, the animals,
the safety for visitors, these are our priorities and you
shouldn't be doing that. Climbing fences, by the way, at

(52:34):
these zoos is illegal, of course, Like it's not just
a rule like you know, oh, we'll throw you out.
It's illegal, right and you can get fined and all
kinds of stuff. So just super stupid.

Speaker 9 (52:45):
Do we think this was like drug induced?

Speaker 1 (52:47):
No, I think it's just somebody being an idiot, Like
why do these people always feel like if you're out
in you know, a national park whatever, Oh just walk
up to the bears. Yeah, see how or the guys
are right. I think I was gonna say nine times
that it's ten, but ten times out of ten. I
think zoo things like this.

Speaker 9 (53:03):
It's some mental illness, Yeah, like some sort of breakdown
manic episode.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
The bodies of that billionaire tech mogul and his eighteen
year old daughter, they've been recovered from the wreck of
that sunken yacht off the coast of Sicily. So far,
five of the six people have been recovered. The yachts sang.
There was a storm on Monday and now it's just
sitting like one hundred and sixty feet below the water.

Speaker 9 (53:25):
That blows the sea doesn't want us in there between,
you know, talking about well between like the capsizing yachts
and like the killer whales eating the boats. Like I
don't think we're supposed to be there.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
What about like just just off the shore the ocean's healing.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
I think we are supposed to.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Be in it.

Speaker 9 (53:42):
I like where you're going. But I think there's they
think we're mistaken. They would very much like us to
stay out of.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Stay out of like the deep deep water, you know
what I mean. It's close to the shore exactly.

Speaker 7 (53:53):
And did we miss a story about a killer whale
eating a boat? And whales were one that landed on
a boat.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Knew there was a.

Speaker 9 (54:00):
There were a couple incidents of the were knocking the boats. Yeah,
like getting holes in the boats, like the boats are
taking on water that.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Oh yeah. Do you remember the Burger King worker in Vegas,
Kevin Ford, He went viral a couple of years ago.
His bosses there at the King, they gave him that
cheap gift bag he worked. Yeah, he worked there for
twenty seven years, never missed a day of work. Yeah. Well,
according to TMZ, he just bought a food truck and
he's going to collab with his daughter who trained at
La Cordon Bleueo. Yeah, because he got a bunch of

(54:29):
money from a GoFundMe after people saw the crappy, you know,
gift bag stuff. And so he says his goals to
make enough money with the food trucks that he can
quit Burger King. Oh so he's still at Burker King. Yeah,
wonder if he wears a sweet lanyard. And other fast
food news. Some cryptocurrency hackers broke into McDonald's official Instagram
account and they used it to promote this fake digital currency.

(54:52):
And the hackers used the social media of McDonald's to
promote this coin known as Grimace. Oh and so it's
a it's a high performance blockchain platform. It's called Solana,
the Salona network. When it comes to all this digital currency, crypto, blockchain, bitcoin,
all that stuff, I don't even pretend to understand. Do

(55:14):
you have any zero? Yeah? Zero?

Speaker 9 (55:17):
I think I did it and I forgot about it.
I'm sure it's nothing.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Yeah, I don't know how to do it. Oh yeah,
how did you even get it?

Speaker 9 (55:23):
Then I bought it because some tech bro was like,
this is a.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Great idea, and I was like, okay, how much did
you spend on it?

Speaker 19 (55:30):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Like fifty bucks?

Speaker 11 (55:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
I did the same thing.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
And now I'm like, I don't know how to get
into coinbase.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
I don't know my password. I'll take this bitcoin not
a real thing. But again, so they went on there,
did this on the McDonald's Instagram thing, and within thirty
minutes the fake token went from zero to twenty five
million in value. Oh and that's when the scammers withdrew
the liquidy liquidity, and then it caused the value to crash. Sure,

(55:57):
and so after taking their money, they changed the McDonald's
Instagram bio to say sorry in word, no, you've just
been rug pulled by the name of their thing, thank
you for the seven hundred thousand dollars. So in that
little bit of time, that's how they got seven hundred
thousand dollars. If my life depended on it, I couldn't
even pretend to explain it.

Speaker 14 (56:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (56:18):
I don't get any of it. I'm not getting, not
one billionth of it. Yeah, not getting it all, especially
when they base it on actual dollars. If they're trying
to shy away from cash for money from dollars, but
then they value it in dollars, I don't get it.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
Well, because it's not real, it's not based on anything.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Well they get people say, oh, well you know stock
is that worth? Stock is worth a percentage of an
actual company? Right, there's a product of service. Yeah, people
trust me. People have tried a number of times to
get me to get, and I just don't get. I
will never get. I don't care to get. And if
we ever get to the point where the getting becomes

(56:56):
you know, necessary sorrey like, then okay, then maybe I'll
put more effort in the getting. But right now, not getting,
not wanting to get. If the getting becomes necessary, I'll
have somebody get for me. Right, I can't get right,
I'll have an official get Yeah, I get her from
like Merrilllynch or like one of those companies. You know,
let them get yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Keep me out

(57:17):
of the getting. I'll never get. I'm never gonna get.
I just can't. This man and his wife, they were
arrested at an airport in Florida. They refused to get
off his American Airlines flight. The crew got concerned because
the guy his head was bleeding and it was becoming
a biohazard. Now, apparently he got on this flight with
a bloody head and a bandage like he had just

(57:39):
gotten a hair transplant surgery. Yeah, it looks very weird.
But the bandage kept falling off, and so the flight
attendants asked if he had any other way to cover
the bleeding. He's like no, And so this argument breaks out,
and he his wife they stopped complying with the crew,
which you know, totally is a great idea. So the
cops came in. They handcuffed him, and they removed them
both from the plane. It's another they're facing charges. It

(58:03):
looked like a transplant or a tattoo or it was
very strange. Yeah, I'm the word I'm getting from I've
seen a couple of different articles and they said it
was hair transplant.

Speaker 9 (58:12):
I don't know, you like a sieve when.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
You well, I mean they're they're taking the thing, and
they're very kind of you ever see them put like
a hair into a doll a pretty big hole, right,
it looks kind of hangful, Yeah, right on your scalp. Yeah,
that's another thing. I don't get the hair transplant. Well,
like I'm saying, if you're a guy, unless you're in
your twenties and you've lost your hair, or that you're

(58:36):
losing your hair, but like once you hit a certain
once you hit forty, yeah, and you start to lose
your hair at that point, just go like what everybody
else does, just buzz it down or shave your head
instead of like why would you go through that? Because
some heads are just weirdly shaved. You might have weird moles.
It's just but it probably looks better than not half

(58:58):
hair and calm over kind of thing.

Speaker 9 (59:00):
My husband wants a hair transplant, does he?

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (59:02):
Yeah, but I think that ship has sailed because don't
you have to have like a certain amount of hair
to have a hair transplant?

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Yeah, I have no idea. I just do. Like they
take you know, the follicles or whatever, and then they
just they bury them somewhere. Yeah, yeah, they plant them, right.
It's like when you buy a tree that's already kind
of grown, not like a They don't plant a tree
and wait for it to grow. They are part of it. Yeah,
like when you go to a nursery and you buy trees, right,
and then they come to your yard. Yeah, and they
gonna they PLoP them in there, same kind of thing.

(59:32):
And it's just that I don't know. I guess for
some dudes, it really is that big of a deal.
It definitely is. You know, maybe if your hair was
like the only thing you had for the longest time,
that was what you know, that's that's that's the one
thing you really had going for you. Yeah, everything else
kind of a mid or sucks, don't They say to
look to your maternal grandfather. Yes, So if that's the case,
I'm good.

Speaker 9 (59:51):
Your mom's dad.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Nineties relix or something like that, fullhead of hair wons well, yeah,
because my grandfather on my mom So yeah, I did
not have hair, oh uh he and he went bald,
so you might be going bald. Done well, you have
some luscious locks. Way too much hair. Oh no, I'm saying, showered,

(01:00:16):
brushed my hair this morning, okay, and just from it,
just you know, being I've had it. But look at this, okay,
look at that. I would if I try to brush
it or whatever, it won't do anything. I can have
a brush right now, it'll still look like this because
it is too unmanageable and thick and it won't do anything.

Speaker 7 (01:00:33):
That's the best kind of hair, No, it's not. You
can't cut mega short. Just leave it alone and it
looks normal. Eh, It don't have to style it. Nobody
likes their hair though. That's what anybody who's ever cut
my hair and they go, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Your hair is so thick, and I go, I've had
to have the same haircut for forty six years out.

Speaker 9 (01:00:51):
You know, I'd pay a million dollars for Samy's hair.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
I think it'd be cool my hair.

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
You know, want my hair? I honestly would rather have
Gina's hair.

Speaker 9 (01:00:58):
See this is what it's about.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
His Mine's just like straight and thin and like blond
and silky.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
So that's what I wanted. Like back when I was
a kid and noverybody was getting their hair long. I'm like, man,
I'd love to be able to grow my hair long.
He just froze out. Could you fro which would work
today if you were a teenage Oh? Yeah, it's the
three cuts. Yes, that's yes. If I was a woman,
I would want Gina's hair.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Yeah, because it holds curl. Well, it's curly, it's wavy.
I love it.

Speaker 9 (01:01:23):
You can have it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Eight six six? What I keep saying? I keep doing
that lately. I know what is that about. It's eight
seven seven forty four. I say it a thousand times.
I don't know why eight six six is on my brain?
What does that mean? Yourologist? Yeah, I'm looking at you.
I'm looking.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Isn't eight six six like an infomertial numbers?

Speaker 9 (01:01:47):
It's a toll free.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Number, right, eight seven seven forty four wood. He sent
us a text over to two two nine eighty seven.

Speaker 18 (01:01:53):
Baby's jake up a conversation with the person next to
you who's also starting traffic.

Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
How's it going?

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
We'll be right back. You show me now, Gina. Aren't
you obsessed with the air tags all of a sudden?

Speaker 9 (01:02:03):
Yeah, yeah, I have one here on my phone. I
have one here on my laptop. I don't know how
they work or if they work, but I put them
on everything I have on my keys.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
All right, bitch, be tripping. Oh you have an iPhone. Yeah,
you don't need to put the air tag on the iPhone.
It has to find my phone feature on it. Dumb, dumb.
Look at you, my god, Oh my god, you're somewhere else.
I got to take a picture of the air tag

(01:02:32):
on your iPhone, bitch, do be tripping. I gotta send
it to Menace immediately. I never even thought of that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
This is this is.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
By the way, how do you think you'd find the
air tag? You would use that? Or you can log
into to find my which is all your where your
devices would be.

Speaker 9 (01:02:49):
Right and so it'll always be like your air tag
is real close to your phone.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Yes, Gina, that is something I would do. You know,
I cannot with you. Tell my wife and Menace that's
hilarious everything. You're so smart.

Speaker 11 (01:03:03):
I'm not.

Speaker 9 (01:03:04):
It's very Hey, Fyi, it is very easy to get
into mensa, Okay. On the show really likes to talk
about how they're in mensa. I'm in mensa and I
put an air tag on my phone.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
So can you get oh there you go. So can
you use that? Is that like a spare air here?
You just throw that purse or something? Yeah, now just
take that out.

Speaker 9 (01:03:27):
Yeah, but I put it on with alien tape.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
You take that off, we'll get that off. O that dumb.
I'm tech savvy compared with that. Thank you. Yeah. It's
kind of like when you use your phone to look
at your watch. I am me. That was a momentary.
That was one moment.

Speaker 11 (01:03:45):
This is day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
This is the days. Yeah, okay, I don't even know
what that means. No one knows what it means. But
it's poc. People go, I'm still in disbelief about what
we learned.

Speaker 16 (01:04:00):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Over this last commercial break, Giningrad has this new obsession
with air tags.

Speaker 14 (01:04:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
I got a ton of them, She got them, put
them on everything, And then she held up her phone,
her iPhone, and she has an air tag attached to it,
kind of like what do you call those things in
the back that you used to hold.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
The phone with the poet pop sockets?

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
She's got one stuck to her phone. I go, why
do you have an air tag attached to your phone?
Your phone is already an air.

Speaker 9 (01:04:31):
Tag, right, you can already find the iPhone and my
laptop by the way, find my lap.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Is that an Apple? Yeah, same.

Speaker 6 (01:04:40):
Same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
You don't need that on there, I know.

Speaker 9 (01:04:46):
Oh my god, I didn't know what to do with them.
I just started putting them on everything.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Put them in luggage, put them in your purse. Yeah, okay,
thanks for telling me. Oh my god, where else do
you have on the Apple MacBook he's got? Oh god,
I put it over the little that's even I wouldn't
do that. This this sounds like something. And if I
would have guessed like it all right, who in this
room exactly did this? My guests would have been Greg.

(01:05:11):
I cannot wait to tell Menace. I cannot wait to
tell my wife. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:05:14):
I thought I was being so cautious and responsible.

Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
To put one on your car. Should I did you
put one in your suitcase or your purse or your
kid's backpack or.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
But the two things you don't need them for all
these things that you could really use it for. But
like the two things that, oh my god, yeah, are
those the only things you put them on? Well that's embarrassing.

Speaker 9 (01:05:36):
Okay, I just put them on my keys.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
But okay, that's fine. They sell they sell key chains
that will hold again. Okay, they sell that.

Speaker 9 (01:05:43):
And I didn't know what to do with the other ones.
I was gonna stick on my husband's phone.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
God, oh that's so funny. I am like sweating right now.
I feel so stupid. I texted came in and said, hey,
I love Gina. She's a great fit for the show.
I love all of you. Actually, And then on the
very next text, eight one eight says Gina is this
is the U sploge dumpster of radio.

Speaker 9 (01:06:13):
And if you can believe it, I've been called much worse.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
If you're considering having her join the show, just promote
from within Morgan would be such a better option.

Speaker 9 (01:06:21):
Is fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Now here's the other thing that came in before. I
just shared this info about this whole AirTag thing double tags.

Speaker 9 (01:06:29):
Wow, yeah, you really hate me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
That's uh, that's curious.

Speaker 9 (01:06:35):
I like to learn though.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Yeah, well now you know now yeah, now you know
even Greg? Now that's so bad, so bad. That's funny.
More what the show's coming up? Hang on, everybody else,
gotta take a quick break. I'm gona take a permanent one.
I'm gonna feel myself.

Speaker 6 (01:06:51):
Yeah, it's great. It's a great thing in the morning
with the coffee.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
You have a little morning gratitude.

Speaker 13 (01:06:56):
I feel like I want to stop.

Speaker 6 (01:06:58):
Oh my gosh, like crazy, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
I'm a little upset that we ruined a good.

Speaker 6 (01:07:03):
Down on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Well, we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It is Thursday morning. It is
August to twenty second, twenty twenty four. Hold on, Oh,
I had to look and make sure. Okay, tomorrow's my
sister's birthday. Oh oh, freaked out for a second there.
I'm like, oh, man, I forget that. Nope, it's tomorrow.

(01:07:28):
The breeder, Yes, the breeder. Okay, yeah, it's her birthday tomorrow,
eight seven, seven forty four. What he's the phone number
if you want to call in, you can send us
a text. Hit us up over to two to nine
eight seven.

Speaker 6 (01:07:40):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
So I want to bring this up. And this is
because we were talking about crypto blockchain things like that
and Greg and I and there's a lot of people
who don't get think the majority of people don't care, yeah,
not getting at all at all. Now, there are a
lot of people who do and you know it's worked
out for them or whatever. It's too volatile, too shady

(01:08:03):
to whatever. For me personally, I don't like it. I
don't trust it. And I do understand for the people
who are going to send me a text and go, well,
you have other forms of digital money, being credit cards
or debit cards. I get it, Okay, I get one
to one. Yeah, that I understand.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
Let's just call that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Legacy money, right, the legacy system of how we've all
been doing this when it comes to these coins and
to the moon and like everybody's trying to get for
mining for yeah, right, exactly. Yeah, so anyway not getting
and uh, what are you not getting? What are you
so not getting? Maybe it's a crypto, all the aspects

(01:08:42):
of it, digital currency, blockchain, all of it mining. Maybe
it's the stock market. Yeah, a lot of people don't
understand the stock market. I get the concept of it,
but yeah, it's it's baffling, like, what's something that no
matter how many times or ways is explained to you,
you're still not getting. Oh love that? Yeah, I got one.

Speaker 9 (01:09:02):
First cousins versus second cousins and first cousins once removed.
I don't care how many times I look it up,
how many times it's explained to me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
I'll never guess one. I think I understand second cousin,
but do.

Speaker 9 (01:09:13):
You understand the difference between that and a first cousin
wants removed?

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
The once removed thing I don't get.

Speaker 15 (01:09:17):
I'm not getting not getting the once removed is like
there's a generational gap.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
That's why it's removed, if that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
So yeah, but what do you mean generational gap?

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
Like the ages? So it would be I guess it's
kind of difficult to explain, but it would.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Be like.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
If there was I think I think.

Speaker 15 (01:09:38):
It's if there's like, let's say there's someone who's born
and then there's a like large age gap between the two,
and then there's another on board, so there's like born
so between like siblings.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
So then would it becomes over hard to explain it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Okay, hold on one second, say if I can do
this here, I'm gonna use AI. Oh all right, so
how would you explain cousins once removed to a five
year old?

Speaker 9 (01:10:06):
That's important?

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Okay, let's see Sam's kind of right here. To explain
cousins once removed to a five year o, say, imagine
you have a cousin who is the same age as you. Now,
if that cousin has a child, that child is your
cousin as well, but because they're from a different generation,
they're called your cousin once removed. So your cousin's kids.
Why don't they just say your cousin's kids second cousin?

Speaker 7 (01:10:30):
But that is your cousin. Second cousin is I thought
your cousin's kid was your second cousin this whole time.

Speaker 9 (01:10:36):
Yeah, this what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
See that's what I thought.

Speaker 15 (01:10:39):
But uh, your second cousin is your parents cousins A
second cousin.

Speaker 7 (01:10:45):
That'd be like a great cousin. The second cousin is
a non sibling family member who shares a great grandparent
with you, but not the same grandparents. Okay, I know right, Yeah,
I can't see it a chart form. Yeah that's a
good one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
I agree with this one too.

Speaker 6 (01:11:01):
Not a nine.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Texting over poker, I'm just not getting I don't get it.
A full flush whatever to the river?

Speaker 14 (01:11:08):
What what?

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
And they ask us to host these poker tournaments from
time to time and they're like, well, we'd like you
to play. I'm like, I can't play. I don't I'm
not getting that's why because I don't get. It's not
that I hate. I just don't get. And people have
tried to explain to me. Now we'll see when you
have this, what you want to do is in the
butt like I don't know.

Speaker 14 (01:11:27):
What this is.

Speaker 7 (01:11:28):
And then you can bluff. But then if you get
called so much for your bluff, yeah huh yeah, somebody
says space Okay, Well, everybody can really wrap their head around, right,
like the metaverse the infinite universe.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
There's something a little bit more reasonable the metaverse. Yeah,
not the universe, the metaverse. How mortgages work. What the
hell is escrow? Somebody says, oh, that's explainable. It is,
But again there are some people no matter how many
times you've explained it, that's true. There's just no getting
folding a fitted sheet. I have watched so many videos

(01:12:09):
because for the longest time, Greg, and you won't like this.
When it would the fitted sheet, I'd fold the flat
sheet perfect, of course, the fitted sheet I would take
and just kind of roll it up and.

Speaker 14 (01:12:24):
That.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Yeah, Now I don't like the way it looks. I
see people that are able to fold them like perfect,
and I go, I really want to learn how to
do this. I was online. I'm watching these videos. There's
even a Martha Stewart one. Sure, and it's like you
put your hand up into the so your tip of
your middle fingers like up in the corner over and
the other way that matter, mumment and somehow like oh,

(01:12:45):
then it's just I go. I try to do it.
I'm not getting. There's no getting. Don't need it.

Speaker 9 (01:12:51):
Do you know the best way to put a duvet
cover on your duvet, especially if it's like a queener
king size?

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
I have watched many videos on that. I do this
all the time.

Speaker 9 (01:12:59):
You turn it inside out and you get inside it
holding the corners of your actual like comforter. Yeah, you
have to get insided and then somebody pulls it over
you onto your onto your Is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Yeah, we're not all buying beds in a bag. Oh
you're getting like you're getting dow vet covers. Yeah, I'm fancy.
Everything just isn't coming up.

Speaker 7 (01:13:25):
Oh what do you want to hit fifty years? It's
all about duvet with a dust ruffle or.

Speaker 9 (01:13:32):
Like a thirteen year old girl.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
My wife handles all that stuff. Uh, how a chicken
can make a whole egg every day? Oh? Interesting. You
gotta figure that it takes a good port, like what
percentage of their body does. It ended up being like,
you know.

Speaker 9 (01:13:49):
I mean, it takes us thirty days and it's the microscopic.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
Sometimes there's two in one day. Yeah, so what's something
that matter? How many times and ways is explained to you?

Speaker 9 (01:14:00):
You're still not getting This one is in three words,
and it's perfect Excel.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Not getting Excel. Yeah, like how do you use spreadsheets? Oh,
Excel Excel? Yeah, okay, so not like it's a large
Excel yet spreadsheets. It's another one.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
I've lied on many a job interview.

Speaker 15 (01:14:19):
I was a tent.

Speaker 9 (01:14:20):
I almost brought the whole company down.

Speaker 11 (01:14:23):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
I wouldn't even know what it is, let alone what
to do with it. I don't understand when people drink
alcohol and they say that's smooth. What are they talking about?
That's disgusting? Yeah, because like sometimes you're like, man, everything
I don't know from tequila. Oh, and I'll say even
like compared to other tequilas, Oh, this one is smooth.

Speaker 14 (01:14:39):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
It's the same way you could say with the roller.
It's not like smooth smooth, like a drinking milk clunky
or the super burn or yeah, yeah, but it's the
same way. Like, no roller coasters ever smooth. I mean
there's something jost yule around less, but.

Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
It's not smooth. No, like gliding on ice go on
a roller coaster says how to whistle, I've never understood
how to when people put their fingers in their mouth.

Speaker 9 (01:15:06):
I can't do this. You have to put your tongue
back or something.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
You kind of I don't know. I've always been jealous
of that me too. Yeah, it's kind of cool, like
a big loud whistle, MRIs, how they work, how a
basic wax album and record player works. I've never understood
that same blowing a bubble with gum. Oh, I've seen
adults try to figure that out. Really, Oh, I thought
you just kind of knew, right, Yeah, something you ever

(01:15:32):
like really taught. But I mean I was trying to
teach my daughter a couple of years how to snap,
and like, trying to explain that is way more difficult
than you'd think. It sounds like Sammy trying to explain
cousins removed, Like what, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:15:47):
That's one of those things you don't realize somebody had
to teach you how to snap.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
That you just kind of know how to snap. Yeah,
I mean the transformation from caterpillar to butterflies, Greg, beautif
butterflies disgusting. How airplanes can be so big and heavy
and yet fly you should not be doing it defies
God's law exactly. Someone here on the text five h five.

(01:16:15):
I don't get how to use chopsticks. Oh yeah, I know. Yeah,
a lot of people they've tried that a billion times.
I don't. I don't get. I'm not getting. I'm not getting.
People say it's easier to eat with chopsticks. Well, that's
just not true unless you grew up in a house
where you were always eating with chopsticks.

Speaker 9 (01:16:30):
Say, I think it makes it taste better. Me too,
especially when I have my duvet all perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Yeah, and your folded sheet, Greg, I don't know how
you feel about this in general, kind of off topic here,
How do you feel about for what you typically work
as your base layer of making a bed where the
fitted sheet would want to be People that use flat
sheets for that, I don't like it. That's a lot
of hotels. Hotels do that, and it's always instantly sloppy,
and next thing you know, you're kind of half sleeping

(01:16:56):
on the raw mattress, your raw dog and half the mattress.

Speaker 7 (01:16:59):
Sometimes it's it's so over complicated that you can't tell
which is the fitted sheet and which is the top sheet.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
I don't like it.

Speaker 7 (01:17:05):
Wait a minute, that's that's why they made fitted sheets, right.
And now they have the fitted sheets with that rubber
little corner. Yes, that'll really secure it to your bad gods.
Love those, Yeah, but I'm all for crumpling them up
and throwing them in the linen closet. What random quest?

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Like? What are you not getting? It's something in No
matter how many times and ways it's been explained to you,
you're still not getting phones open. If you want to
call in eight seven seven forty four Woodie, you can
send us a text over to two two ninety seven
done by somebody's like, well, I found the best way
to fold a fitted sheet. I know, I've watched videos.
You just roll it up, just roll it up roughly,
folded in the thirds long ways and the same as

(01:17:43):
the recktel come out. I don't. It's just it's not happening.
It's pointless. Iized, it's just not that's not going to
happen for me. In my life. I'm never going to
have neatly folded fitted sheets.

Speaker 7 (01:17:53):
I don't understand how engines work. Like that's why I
respect mechanics so much. You open up the engine, and
I'm not talking about the new ones. We can hook
it up to computer. Even that's difficult, obviously. But in
the olden days, your car breaks down, open the hood.
They look at it and go, oh yeah, you blew
your head gas?

Speaker 6 (01:18:09):
How did you know that?

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
It's so awesome? All right, we'll be right back. It's
the Woody Show to stop kissing and snuggling turtles.

Speaker 17 (01:18:18):
Well I think that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
Yeah, you could have got Salmon Millers who.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Sucks down.

Speaker 14 (01:18:26):
Show?

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Hey look who we found out in the hallway, our
sports guy, Jeff g.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Jeff.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
Happy birthday by the way, thank happy birthday, thank you.
How old are you?

Speaker 6 (01:18:43):
Twenty one?

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Again?

Speaker 6 (01:18:45):
And again I'm older than Menace, but he has more
grey hair?

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Yeah, like, legit, how old are you are?

Speaker 14 (01:18:49):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Like weird about it?

Speaker 6 (01:18:50):
No, I don't really say it, but okay, I'm old enough.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Okay, you're looking chick. That's cool. Yeah. I like that
he's in this feminine size. Yeah that's right. Cool. Yeah, yeah, anyway,
so uh Jeff does the sports here as you know
on the show, and uh yeah, so we were talking
about this. I don't know if you have something you
want to add to it, but we were talking something
about crypto and like these guys that pulled this scam

(01:19:13):
on the McDonald's Instagram account, they made a seven hundred
thousand dollars win for themselves in just a matter of
like a few hours. Yeah, like the crypto thing, I
don't I'm not getting. I don't get.

Speaker 7 (01:19:25):
He's been explain to me a thousand times. These scameras
sound like they could get a job at a great company.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
You would think, so, Jeff, is there's something no matter
how many times or ways that people have explained it
to you, you're just not understanding NFTs. Yeah I never understand.
Oh yeah, yeah, because I.

Speaker 6 (01:19:39):
Could just take a picture of your NFT and put
it on Instagram in there have.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
The same thing you have non fungible token.

Speaker 6 (01:19:44):
Yeah that in sects. You know, I mean people explained
it to explain, My wife explains it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
I still don't. Ye, man, you know, I was gonna
say it's celsius. I understand it. Oh yeah, I go wow,
it sounds so cold they're like, no, it's warm though. Yeah,
the Celsius can version the metrics stuff. Yeah, very confusing
eight seven seven forty four Wood you let's say what's
up to? Uh, Jake? Hey, good morning, Jake, Jake do hey,

(01:20:12):
thanks for thanks for holding on? Right, So what's something
that matter? How many times in ways people explain it
to You're just not getting no computer.

Speaker 16 (01:20:22):
I take care of my own time, or I don't
get paid, and I'm always screwing it up.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
All right, Luckily I have a bunch of friends have
helped me straighten it out. Yeah, no, Jake, how old
of a guy are you?

Speaker 18 (01:20:31):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
Like Jeff, you're not going to tell us seventy two
for you? Okay? And so like you just don't do
it at all, like you just have somebody else. Do
you have a computer? No, we've got to want at work? Okay, time, Okay,
I'm with you. Yeah, Greg's pretty do it and I
screw it up? Yeah, okay, any of it? Or do

(01:20:54):
you pretend that you don't understand so that way nobody
asks you to do. That's like kind of my father
a law of strategy, right for sure? Just don't think Yeah,
all right here you Jake, thank you for the call,
appreciate you listening to the show and say how to Ashley, Hey,
good morning.

Speaker 16 (01:21:09):
Ash good morning winning.

Speaker 15 (01:21:13):
How does it?

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
We're doing great?

Speaker 6 (01:21:15):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
So what is something? No matter how many times or
ways it's explained to you, you're just not getting.

Speaker 8 (01:21:22):
Yes.

Speaker 16 (01:21:23):
So I know it contacts up the stock marks already,
But what I don't understand is how is that wealth?
I mean, it's digital, it's virtual. But let's say you
put one hundred grand into stock. You're not going to
take it out.

Speaker 8 (01:21:38):
It'll grow at a certain point, sure, at a certain
at a certain point, well, at a certain point, like
if you know you feel like this is kind of
topped out, you would sell your position, sell that stock,
You take that money, and then you probably reinvest it
into something else.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Now, the goal with investing, whether it's stocks or bonds
or whatever it is, or at a certain point when
you're ready to retire or for whatever reason, uh, that
money will be making money. So without touching anything you
have invested, your investments will be throwing off a certain
amount of money, like interest at a bank account, right,

(01:22:13):
a certain amount of money every year. That and that
you dividends are part of like the stock and how
you're making money from stocks. Yes, but you want to
get to a point where you can live off the
amount of money that your investments are throwing off without
touching your nut, your egg. You're what do they call
it your nest egg? Yeah, just juice in the grape.
You just want to live off of whatever your investments

(01:22:35):
are spitting out. Plus, of course, you know your Social
Security and that kind of stuff the government sends to you.
Trust me, Ashley, I understand very little of it, but
I understand enough of it. I don't do my own,
you know, like you do.

Speaker 19 (01:22:49):
No one wants to pay the taxes.

Speaker 16 (01:22:51):
One ends up passing that down to the next generation.
So you put that money in the stock mart, you're
out one hundred grand annually. You're not going to take
it out, so you're it's going to pass on as
a dynasty asset. You want to pay exuberant amount of taxes.
So I just it's so like, what's the point, No,
it's going to pay taxes on it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
You pay tax You pay taxes on your gains, right,
just like you would any other income. But the whole
idea is that once you're retired, like you're not going
to have one hundred thousand dollars to be putting away, right,
And so the idea is that you are taking the
money or whatever you need for your living expenses, which
will be less than what you were you know, making
engross at your job over those years, and so that

(01:23:34):
lowers the amount of tax that you're paying on that
later you're only paying. Yeah, like like the capital gain stuff,
you end up paying that at the end of every year,
depending on how you're investing in, like if you have
like IR anyway, So this is a whole conversation. Yeah,
there's some things that have tax free and growth.

Speaker 19 (01:23:52):
I can get it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Yeah, there's some things that have tax free growth, and
so you don't pay the taxes on that. But hey,
if if somebody dies and they give you two hundred
thousand dollars, do you really care about paying the taxes
on it? Gladly pay the taxes. Yeah, yeah, you'll take it,
Ashley take.

Speaker 16 (01:24:05):
Well again, one of those things you'd never understand.

Speaker 6 (01:24:08):
Gotcha, I got you?

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
All right. Well, the problem too is the vernacular with
all that stuff. People say, oh, I lost.

Speaker 7 (01:24:14):
One thousand dollars today, and yeah, you didn't sell so
you lost nothing, right, correct.

Speaker 14 (01:24:18):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
I had a friend who took out home equity loan
after home equity loan, and she said, I've already made
eighty thousand dollars. No, no, you borrowed paper. If you
sold it right now, then yes, sold that. Sure, Yes,
let's go to Lorena. Hey, good morning Lorena.

Speaker 16 (01:24:33):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
A Right, so what is something the matter? How many
times or ways is explained to you? You're just still
not getting.

Speaker 19 (01:24:41):
Well, I was telling her, the go that answered right now,
I said, the electoral college. I just I don't get it,
especially right now with the whole political system going on
right now, I just I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
Yeah, a lot of people don't people vote, Yeah, without
without getting into any kind of like making it like political.
But here's the thing. So the reason for the electoral
college was just so that the most populous cities couldn't
control the middle of the country. Are these smaller populated states.
So it kind of like, you know, when they do

(01:25:12):
like a poll or a survey or whatever, they'll they'll
sometimes it's weighted, you know, to make it more scientifically accurate. Yeah,
so that way, it's not like just New York in
La that are New York and California who are making
the decisions for the rest of the country, right, and
that's that's the reason why it. You can argue it,
and I understand some arguments in both ways, like, hey,

(01:25:34):
if one person gets more votes and that's the majority
of the population of the country, why shouldn't that person win?
I get that, But I also understand to a certain
degree at least, like why that was created. I want
to get political so bad right now. But yeah, but
we're not going. Yeah all right, Lorena, thank you, thank you,
thank you. I wasn't supposed to be where I'm just
trying to help. I guess from what little I know,

(01:25:57):
that summed it up.

Speaker 9 (01:25:58):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, and I think people
who don't understand it, like people who go, why do
we even need it? Think, well, why doesn't everyone just vote?
You're not voting from your state, you're just voting the
whole country, just you know, put your voting.

Speaker 7 (01:26:11):
At But also people don't understand what form of government
we have. That's probably most Americans don't.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
Even understand eight seven seven forty four. Woodie hit us
up with the text over to two to nine eighty
seven I'll go through some of these text messages that
we're getting, and if you want to hit us up
with yours, that's cool. What's something the matter? How many
times and ways is explained to you, you're just not
getting two two nine eight seven. We'll be right back show.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
I'll be right back, really.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Alright, con mention, we have Jeff g who is here,
and I have a very cool announcement to make you
know I'm back. At the end of June, things were
kind of sudden, and I was like, man, who's going
to do sports on the show tomorrow? And I could
have handed to Menace and he could have done all
this like bad minton news, which he's done before he

(01:27:05):
filled it. You know, it's silly stuff. But now we
wanted to find, uh, you know, somebody least in the
in the meantime. And actually Menace was the one who
mentioned you and your name, because if you know, he's
known you for a while and obviously you've been doing
as we talked about previously and been doing this kind
of stuff around LA and SoCal for a long time now,
a long time, and so Jeff was was nice enough,

(01:27:27):
was kind enough to help us in our time of need,
and I say, hey, man, let's just do this for now,
like interim basis, see how it goes and see whatever.
And uh, you've done a great job.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
I've told you that one hundred times. And you know,
but I liked I like the energy. I like the
fact that you got all these like clips in there
and you're giving your opinion. I think, uh, I think
you really leveled up the the sports part of the show.

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
Appreciate that, man.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
Yeah, and you've been You've been doing a great job.
And so Jeff and I had a conversation and so,
ladies and gentlemen, our new permanent host of sports on
The Woody Show, Jeff g So he will continue for
now un foreseeable future till the end of time until
he starts hating us doing the La sports here on

(01:28:13):
the show.

Speaker 6 (01:28:14):
Thank you. I'm happy to help you fill your EO
week quota.

Speaker 16 (01:28:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
Yeah, appreciate that. And I just love La man.

Speaker 20 (01:28:21):
I'm born and raised here and the sports is something
that I do. Anyways, if I wasn't on the show,
or wasn't on the Cruise Show, or wasn't with Big Boy,
I'd be talking sports with my friends.

Speaker 6 (01:28:29):
So you know, to be able to do it on
the air with you guys. Man, it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
His regular jobs. He's producing the Cruise Show, the Afternoon
Show on Real ninety two to three, our sister station,
and so man, you're you're burning the candle at both ends. Yeah,
but I love it man, making it happen. All right,
let's get that sports update, SOO spool Jeff g all right, man,
what is happening with the so Cal sports?

Speaker 6 (01:28:51):
All right, let's go ahead and start with our Dodgers.
They swept the.

Speaker 7 (01:28:54):
Mariners supported here first, put Study seized from turning under
the right show corner.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
Hernandez in the score, loux Is in Smith's gave him
the way, we lad the point this way. Max Monsey's
second double the game. There's some load of the bass.

Speaker 20 (01:29:11):
It's been so nice to have mac Max Munsey back.
I mean he's gone for three months, so to have
his bat back in the line, who has been everything.
So the Padres lost yesterday, Woody, which means the Dodgers
lead in the NS is up to four games. More
good news for the Dodgers. Yoshinoba Yamamoto's back throwing, which
is great. We're gonna need him in that pitching rotation
to come playoff time. That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
We're gonna here keep throwing around like, oh well when
we go to the World's here, I'm like, dude, you
gotta stop talking like that, driving Tim Martinez crazy. Jason.

Speaker 20 (01:29:36):
Here's the thing, this is the first time they've had
any kind of pressure this late in the season. They've
won the division by ten games for the last ten years, right,
so this is actually kind of good that they're wrapping
up the intensity this late into the season. Down in
Orange County. Will actually was in Kansas City. Angels lost
three nothing, Angels in Blue Jays. Tonight, we got two
Thursday night football games in the NFL, their preseason games.
You could scout your fantasy teams Colts and Bengals on

(01:29:58):
Prime since he favored by six and a half.

Speaker 6 (01:30:00):
Pat Mahomes and Pat Mahomes Junior.

Speaker 20 (01:30:02):
Aka Kayler Williams, Bears and the Chiefs play tonight on
the NFL network.

Speaker 6 (01:30:05):
He's favored by one the other kind of football.

Speaker 20 (01:30:07):
Christiano Ronaldo was the fastest creator to ever get to
a million subscribers. He did it in ninety minutes, so
he got his plock before he even left the YouTube building,
which is awes insane man.

Speaker 6 (01:30:18):
Congratulations him.

Speaker 20 (01:30:19):
And lots of things that you can hate about Travis
Kelcey or be jealous of when it comes to Travis Kelcey,
including Taylor Swift, the fact that he can do back
to back to back Super Bowls.

Speaker 6 (01:30:29):
But I hate this dude because he's gonna be in
Happy Gilmore too. Oh yeah, which is amazing.

Speaker 13 (01:30:34):
Man.

Speaker 20 (01:30:35):
That's like, forget Taylor Swift, forget all of fame, man,
but to be in a cult classic like Happy Gilmore
is everything.

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
Man.

Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
So f you, Travis Kelcey. I'm Jeff G. And that's
your so cal sports dude.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
So happy to have you a permanent part of The
Woody Show. Thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (01:30:53):
Now you're appreciated.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
Brove, great man. That's been great too, super nice guy,
awesome to work with, definitely knows his stuff. So so
welcome to the family.

Speaker 8 (01:31:01):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
He got two radio families now right, the Woody Show.
It's a let's put a bow on this topic. I
wasn't even planning on doing this today, to be honest
with you. It just kind of came up as we
were talking about the crypto stuff, and I don't get

(01:31:22):
that guy. It's just not it's not for me. We'll
never get Yeah, and that's was it. Warren Buffet, I
believe who said, you know, buy into the stuff that
you understand, whether it's a company like that, you buy
the stuff in the company he likes. He likes diet coke,
so he bought a bunch of coke stock. You know
your apple. He likes apples, so he bought a bunch

(01:31:43):
of apple stuff. That guy seems to know a thing
or two about a thing or two he's doing. Okay, Yeah,
Jeff g the sports dude is is hanging out. He
said he doesn't understand sex. But I think that's him
being funny. He looks you look at a stud.

Speaker 14 (01:31:59):
That.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
No, I'm saying like you give off that energy, you
know what I'm saying?

Speaker 19 (01:32:04):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
Am I right or wrong about that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
for sure, for sure. Yeah. Some of the texts that
came through here. This says north south east west when
I can see the mountains. I just don't understand how
someone in the middle of nowhere can determine where south
or east is. Thank you if you're the sun nowhere? Yeah, okay.

(01:32:25):
Crocodile Dunde. No, but think about it. It rises where
the east okay, and sets where west okay. So here's
the only part of the day that you're really screwed
now where it's straight up. But if it's like you know,
in the morning and the sun's like yeah, you can say, oh,
that's east, and if it's over here in the evening,

(01:32:47):
oh that's west. And then once you know we're either
north or west or south or once you have one direction,
you'll have them all But cards on the table.

Speaker 9 (01:32:55):
What do you only know this because of your high
school experience?

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
No, I know that because the sun rises in the
east and it sets in the west.

Speaker 9 (01:33:02):
This is a camping fact.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
No, it's not a camping fact. I can give you
other stuff. I bet I agree with this one too.
How to drive a stick shift I've tried so easy.
I've tried a number of times.

Speaker 9 (01:33:16):
It's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
Its I just don't like it. I got it enough
that I'd be able to do it, but then I
was like, this is done. Why I'm even bothering with this.
You can to take this whole, all this work part
out of it and just drive on. It's really fun.
Let's see something I'm not getting Oh yeah, stocks and
anal they put on there. Yeah, stocks and a stocks

(01:33:37):
dot dot and anal crypto. But some people legitimately don't
understand an I'm like, why would you even you know, understandable?
Seven one four says three D printers. They terrify me.
I think they're cool. I mean it's cool, but I
can understand. Like, what do you mean you printed a shoe?

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
Yeah, weird? What do you mean what do you mean
you printed a house?

Speaker 11 (01:33:57):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
Backing up a trailer because when you're trying to you know, uh, oh,
you need to go right, so you got to go
left at the wheel, like the your your truck that
you're using to do the trailer with, you got to
hear the option direction.

Speaker 9 (01:34:12):
No, I'm not your guy.

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
You know, my dad trains race horses and so he
ships horses all the time. And he's got like these
multi horse trailers, these big long trailers that he you know, uh,
pulls all the time. And he is a master at
I mean he can. Like you watch these guys in
these like tractor trailers too, and they're pulling into like
some crazy tight spot. It's pretty impressive. Do you ever

(01:34:36):
see those horse trailers and have empathy for the horses. No, oh,
you're just standing there in the wind and the elements.
They probably like it. They like it. Yeah, I always
feel bad think about you that are standing in a
stall for him. I'll never be able to decipher my paycheck.
I've been working at the same place for sixteen years.

Speaker 9 (01:34:56):
Yeah, what are they taken out?

Speaker 19 (01:34:57):
And why?

Speaker 16 (01:34:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
Nine to five to one deductibles?

Speaker 14 (01:34:59):
What?

Speaker 15 (01:35:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
Who do we have that didn't understand h health insurance?

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
What is about copay and deductible? Probably all of us?

Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
Right, it is difficult. I think it might be Morgan though.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
Yeah, there's because you pay whatever the premium is. That's
what comes out of your check every two weeks.

Speaker 9 (01:35:16):
There's that, and then you got to hit the deductible
before they'll start kicking in right, right.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
And then when you go to the doctor, the copay
is yeah, it's like for a regular doctor visit, it's
going to be you know, twenty five dollars for the visit, right,
And then after that, depending on if you hit your deductible,
then it's the eighty twenty split or whatever the hell
your your insurance is. And then if you don't get deductible.
You scream, why do I want that fancy illness? Anyway,

(01:35:40):
Thank you everybody for your feedback. Jeff Gig, great to
see you, Thank you man. Great to see you guys well,
and appreciate all you do for the show. Appreciate you guys.
We're gonna take a quick break more what the show's next,
Hang on you and welcome back everybody. Hi, Thursday morning.
It's August the twenty second. Today's National Burger Day. Oh yeah, noise, dude,

(01:36:06):
actually got some really good frozen burgers recently, really yeah,
store brand, Okay, okay, and just there in the frozen
food section. My wife is looking for something quick, easy,
and uh yeah, they were Angus burgers that already had
the apple, wo smoke, bacon, and cheddar chunks in the
meat mixture. They're already portioned out. And but okay, so

(01:36:27):
just quick and easy. We're not trying to, you know,
do anything great. But we threw these on the grill.
They were fantastic frozen burg frozen so from frozen to
the grill. Yeah, you put them frozen right on the
grill and they say, wait till the liquid starts to
collect on the top.

Speaker 7 (01:36:43):
Yeah, I mean, it's uncooked meat, so it's not like
you're just reheating it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
It's still raw, you know, raw burger. Right, But the man,
they were so good that sounds amazing. Yeah, they were fantastic.

Speaker 5 (01:36:56):
What I'm with Greg on this one, it's you know,
it's you're not gonna get the same. Yeah, I wouldn't
feel you have to have like a great frozen burger.
You can't cook it to a good medium rare properly
because it's frozen, so the heat, the heat transfer is
not going to be even.

Speaker 9 (01:37:11):
But aren't all fast food burgers frozen burgers?

Speaker 1 (01:37:14):
Yeah, well, at least when I worked at McDonald's you
figured it out. Yeah, then not all places, obviously, not
all places, not all places. But it sounds watering to me,
I know for sure.

Speaker 15 (01:37:24):
And it's so convenient because you just take them straight
from the freezer on the grill and they're delicious.

Speaker 9 (01:37:28):
And some experts say to you want your burger's really juicy,
put an ice cube on top of the paddy when
you're grilling it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
So, yes, yeah, i've.

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
Heard maybe this is what you're doing that I've seen that.
I've seen it, but i've heard that, Okay, I know
that I've heard that, but I had nothing to do
with keeping a juicy. It had to do with keeping
it from getting torched. So like as the ice smelts,
it drips down and kind of like keeps those flare ups.
Oh so it's for the fire, not the burger. Have
you ever seen Bobby Flay do that? Greg? No, an

(01:37:56):
ice cube? This might have to be a what you
show taste drive because I'm really good. And I actually
took one of the leftover ones that weren't cooked and
we stole the I threw it into the the air
fryer and it was good. They were just very flavorful.
They were very good.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
But I'm willing to try. You're gonna have to change
MENACE's mind. Yeah, with food, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
Yeah. It's a National bow Day, National what day? Bowels
b ao bow? I said, bowel Yeah, bow Bowl Day,
I say, yeah, National Pecan Tourt Day, be an Angel Day,
a boat that every day, National Surgical Oncologious Day, shout

(01:38:40):
out for cancer on Collegists, Take your Cat to the
Vet Day, And it's National Tooth Fairy Day, which is
the tooth fairy man going broke with how much they're
paying these kids with these stupid teeth. All right, so
my entertainment stuff, Jake Paul says, is going to make
forty million dollars to fight Mike Tyson.

Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
I believe it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:58):
Forty million whether when yeah, you guys him by watching
on Netflix. Yeah, I mean I already you don't have
to pay extra for it, right, it's just part of
your Netflix.

Speaker 3 (01:39:07):
Yeah, I understand.

Speaker 5 (01:39:08):
But yeah, so I'm gonna watch it, but watch it,
but that tells Netflix, oh hey, our viewers want more
of this.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
Yeah, but they're already going to pay him anyway. So
whether let's just say, like nobody watches it for the
sake of Margam, nobody watched it, He's still gonna make
forty million dollars, but it won't happen again, at least
just Silverstone. Did you see this whole thing? Yeah, So
she posted a video on social media. She was asking
her fans to help her figure out what kind of
berry she had found, which she ate. She said, I
probably wasn't supposed to eat this, and then there was

(01:39:35):
like a big long social media silence, so no posting
or anything, and so people were mega worried that she
had eaten like a poisonous berry, which in this case
they said it looked like a Jerusalem berry, which I'd
never heard of. But those are bad news. Those cause
vomiting and diarrhea, drowsiness, heart rate problems, all kinds of stuff.
But she is fine. She posted a picture of herself

(01:39:57):
and said, quote alive and well, don't worry. I didn't swallow.

Speaker 9 (01:40:02):
Remember back in the day when she was in the
news for like feeding her son like a like a
mama bird, she would like, so she.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
Does, didn't She bathed with him too, probably very weird.

Speaker 3 (01:40:15):
We've done that to Greg and he's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
Yeah. For money, Hey, guys, Ben Affleck didn't show any
interest in fixing the marriage. Jennifer Lopez saving though. Yeah, why,
you're already married to this person once before it didn't
work out. You gave it another shot.

Speaker 4 (01:40:30):
We were married, they were just engaged, same thing, but.

Speaker 1 (01:40:34):
They were the thing pretty much. I mean, but you
were with that person. No, I'm saying, but like you're together.
You had a long term relationship with this person. You
guys were living together before. Okay, so minus the marriage certificate,
everything else was exactly the same. You already realized that
it doesn't work so who cares.

Speaker 9 (01:40:51):
There was no picture of him on this current round
that ever looked happy.

Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
Oh I know, yeah, just constantly bum And did.

Speaker 15 (01:40:57):
You watch the documentary thing with her in Oh my gosh,
it made him look great in her.

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
Just yeah, I didn't watch it, but I heard he
was ripping her the whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:41:08):
My favorite video is the one where I think this
all kind of like where the trouble in Paradise talk started,
where they were walking to the car. He opens the door,
like she gets in the car and he goes not
even slammed it, just does this exaggerated and then like
trying to like puts his head and just kind of
walks back to the driver's side. Well like that, I

(01:41:28):
want to kill myself. Look that's his fault. Yeah, been there, dude.
Nobody forced him to be with her. Paul McCartney, he
ain't no square. When he met Snoop, Snoop went to
put out his blunt out of respect, but Paul told him, quote,
don't put that down, and then they hugged. Snoop says,
Couz walks in the room like, don't put that down.
He gave me a hug and he meets me and

(01:41:49):
it's like, f Paul McCartney knows who the F Snoop
Dog is.

Speaker 6 (01:41:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:41:54):
I love the idea of him getting starstruck.

Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
Yeah, so Paul McCartney, No Square, Cheech and Chalk said
that would be the number one person they would want
to smoke weed with.

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
Paul McCartney.

Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
Paul McCartney, Yeah, Paul McCartney.

Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
A lot of rumors going around online is Selena Gomez
and Benny Blanco have gotten engaged. You want what? We
don't want to know? Why, you guys, because Selena followed
a wedding planner on tiktokh and you guys just a
few weeks ago, she posted a mirror selfie covering up
her ring finger with an emoji like get a life,
everybody a wedding? Ye? How am I supposed to sleep tonight?

(01:42:30):
Now some dork news. Sorry board, but the Star Wars
series The Acolyte is not going to get a second season.

Speaker 13 (01:42:37):
Yeah, that's a bummer. I had a lot of hope
for the second season. A lot of people were complaining
about the the directions it was taking, but it was.

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
Just the one they were saying, it was like really woke. Yeah,
but it really.

Speaker 13 (01:42:49):
Wasn't that was just like all those headline fanboys that
like just spew nonsense out.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
But it was a It was a good show. The
finale was amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:42:56):
What's the news series that's coming that people are excited.

Speaker 13 (01:42:58):
About, Oh, Skeleton Crew And it's actually kind of like
the Goonies but set in space, that's what they're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
Yeah, but so it's not Star Wars though, right it is.

Speaker 3 (01:43:08):
It is Star Wars Skeleton as Jude Law in it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:12):
Now, there's a new poster that is quote dropped Sea
Bass oh from it fell off the wall? Yeah, that
shows Joker and Harley Quinn gazing into each other's eyes
with blood splattered on their faces. Harley Quinn is being
played by Lady Gaga. Now that movie is going to
be out in theaters and Imax on October fourth. I
think you met. The role of Harley Quinn is going

(01:43:33):
to be ruined by Lady Yeah. If you like comedies,
there's a trailer for a new movie coming out called
Y two K. You guys remember all that?

Speaker 3 (01:43:41):
Oh yeah, you're not gonna like this though.

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
It was directed by Kyle Mooney Live and it's about
a bunch of high school kids partying on New Year's
Eve nineteen ninety nine and then fighting for their lives
when the clock strikes midnight and the machine start just
wasting people. It's going to hit theaters Oncember sixth. Again.
The trailer is now out now for that one.

Speaker 5 (01:44:03):
For folks who don't know. Kyle Mooney was and is
Manus his least favorite SML cast member.

Speaker 2 (01:44:07):
Of the time.

Speaker 3 (01:44:08):
Yeah, and look, I'm happy he's getting work.

Speaker 6 (01:44:11):
But okay.

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
Paramount Plus has released the first trailer for an upcoming
docu series called Nothing But a Good Time, The Uncensored
History of Eighties hair Metal, and John looks pretty cool.
It's directed by the co creator of Jackass, says name
Jeff Tremaine. Yeah, he's the guy, the director you always
see guy, and includes interviews with Bred Michaels, Stephen Percy,
You Got New to Embedding Court, Tracy Guns, and a

(01:44:35):
whole bunch more. Nothing but a Good Time The Uncensored
History of Eighties hair Metal. That's gonna premiere on Tuesday,
September seventeenth on Paramount Plus.

Speaker 6 (01:44:45):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
Yeah, And since we were talking about dogs and stuff
that they're eating on all that whatever that the handbone Awards,
because who doesn't like dogs? In case you're interested to
see this, Vogue did a photo shoot with celebrities and
their dogs. If you will, if you if you want
to check that out right? What are you wearing?

Speaker 20 (01:45:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:45:05):
I was wearing my bathing suit with his daughter a baby.
All right, Time for the birthdays show. Shimay, we're gonna
it's shimmersday. We're gonna sit because it's shivery, and you know,
we don't do what I started the celebrities. Happy birthday

(01:45:25):
to your favorite celebrity of all time see mask. James
Corden Oh is he dame? No, he's forty six years
old today. Christen Wig, Brian Smith, Yeah, SNL. Christen Ruler,
Kristin Wig is fifty one. You got Ty Burrell, Phil
Dumphy on Modern Family, He's fifty seven. Jua Lipa is
twenty nine. He got the Howie Da the Backstreet Boys

(01:45:48):
fifty one, big tune of Bill Parcells used to coach
the New York Giants, the Jets, the Patriots, the Cowboys.
He's eighty three years old today. Jis one of the
nine million members of the Did you just say jizzu?

Speaker 4 (01:46:01):
Yeah, that's not our porn Starbucks.

Speaker 1 (01:46:03):
Thanks you good, Jesus, I thought Rizza Jesus.

Speaker 3 (01:46:10):
Yeah, yeah did the yeah you got you got it right?

Speaker 19 (01:46:14):
Ball?

Speaker 1 (01:46:14):
Okay, Black and Street Street, Huge Week, Tang Person fifty
eight years old today. Giada de laurentis the celebrity chef
and uh, let's see, she's fifty four. She could also
would be. I'm convinced she doesn't eat anything she may have, uh,
Ross Markuan and Aaron, I'm sorry. On Walking Dead forty three.

(01:46:37):
Tory Amos is sixty one, Vernon Reed, you guys remember
the band in Living Color, sorry, not in Living Living Color.
The Cult of Personality Glamour Boys sixty six years old today.
And Carl Yustremsky, the Boston Red Sox Hall of Famer.
I ever heard of him, Sammy, No, Carl you strem
You had to do was say yes, yes. But she's

(01:46:57):
a big Red Sox man. There's no liar, no no.
But I'm not just keeping it real.

Speaker 4 (01:47:04):
I'm not like the type who's going to know all
the rosters and all the people.

Speaker 1 (01:47:08):
Carl U Streemsky is a big deal. He's a that's
a good thing. Yeah, okay, now you do eighty five
years old. It's like asking like someone who's a Yankees fan. Hey,
I ever heard of Derek Jeter? Who Nickey Mantle? It's
more like Mantle. Yeah, yeah, I never heard of him, babe.
Your porn of birthday today is Cindy Hope. And she's
had her legs pulled apart like a wishbone. Five hundred

(01:47:28):
and sixty three fine films, including Chained to Her Masturbator
Volume one Masturbator, Yep, she was in Your Mom Tossed
My Salad Volume four, Lucky. She was fantastic and all
dressed up with no one to bang. Oh said, she
was fantastic and always hungry for meat volume one and
who can forget her unforgi role an appetite for ass destruction.

(01:47:51):
Great album that is Cindy Hope. It was thirty nine
years old today. That is your porn of birthday, your
celebrity birthdays, and that little Tuesday. And look at what's
happening around the world of entertainment here on the Woody Show.
We're gonna take a quick break. More Woody Show is next.
Hang on next. It is of course a throwback Thursday.

(01:48:12):
This you knew and if you listen on a regular basis.
You know that this is the time of the show
where we check in with one of our favorite people
on planet Earth. He is the pride of Pacoima. He
is the senior vice president and managing partner of Club
Turn Up, El Presidente himself DJ Tim mar Teen.

Speaker 18 (01:48:36):
What up?

Speaker 19 (01:48:37):
What's on?

Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
I don't know why I'm like super fired up this
week yet you know why because you get to go
to Chicago later today.

Speaker 3 (01:48:44):
Yeah, Chicago's fun.

Speaker 14 (01:48:45):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:48:46):
That is, he's leaving for Chicago actually here in a
few hours. So he promised he would make it in
here I am, and here he is. You're a man
of your word most of the time, Tim, the time.
It's been a couple of times you completely forgot this.
But that's okay, that's okay, we'll go with.

Speaker 3 (01:49:04):
It's in the place that we went to. It's called Grindery.

Speaker 1 (01:49:08):
But no, it's a it's a wait what yeah, the
name of Okay, so there's this thing it's called a No. No,
you're you're gonna like this, Tim? Wait?

Speaker 5 (01:49:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:49:17):
Is this a destination in Chicago? Chicago Pizza and Oven
Grinder Company.

Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
Yeah, Chicago Pizza and Oven Ground cup. What they have there?
It's a it's a pizza pot pie here, so hear
me out. Okay, they get a glass bowl, okay, a vessel.
Now in there they put the all the all the fixings,
the sauce, the cheese, you know, the uh, pepperoni whatever, right,

(01:49:43):
and then over the top they lay pizza dough. They
brush it right, put it in the oven and it
bakes like that. And then when they bring it out
to you, they turn it upside down on your plate
and they pull the ball off. It's all dude, it
looks so good when you watch the video, when you
actually see it in person and you have it, it's
so good.

Speaker 3 (01:50:03):
Would it be considered like like a pot pie?

Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:50:08):
Pot pie and kill zone kind of? It's more like
open Yeah, it's open, so it's more like a U.
It is more like a pizza. It's just the way
that they they just I'm pulling up a video. If
you want to, please just keep your hands where and see.
I'm just google the the same.

Speaker 3 (01:50:27):
Google Chicago and grinder and you'll find it. Oh wait,
I'm just getting put at pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:50:33):
So you guys, this is.

Speaker 3 (01:50:34):
Actually my first time in Chicago.

Speaker 6 (01:50:37):
Way are you still.

Speaker 1 (01:50:39):
Out of all my company?

Speaker 2 (01:50:41):
Here?

Speaker 1 (01:50:41):
We go, okay, never been in Chicago.

Speaker 11 (01:50:43):
Love it?

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
Okay, here we go, right, watch watch but there it goes.
They flip it upside down, they take the ball up.
Look at that, Tim, Look at how its bakes up.
It kind of puffs up right, it's in the ball
right there. Then they bring it up to your table
and uh yeah, so there they are forming it. They're
making this saw make it a sauce. Right, let me
show let me, let me show greg this. I'm watch this.

(01:51:08):
I'll show you this azard taking the ball off and
then they yeah, so good, let's tug it.

Speaker 6 (01:51:17):
Wait, so do I have to do?

Speaker 3 (01:51:18):
I have to drive, so you know I'm going to
be you know, in the in the heart like.

Speaker 1 (01:51:22):
Yeah, it's not like a fifteen minute cab right, I'm
on it. Yeah, I will report back. Yeah, it's really
good in real time. And then also my other suggestion
is lou Mall Knatties. There's a lot of deep dish
pizza places in Chicago. I go at lou Mal Natties.
That's the best one. Forget Gino's, forget all the other ones.
You want to go to lou Mal Natties and you

(01:51:43):
want to order their traditional Uh Chicago style pizza with
the butter crust. Now, the butter crust is a is
a must. The other thing I would go with pepperoni
and sausage, but you want the sausage crumbled, because what
they'll do on these deep dish pizzas in Chicago, they'll
take the crust that's in the pan, they'll take raw,

(01:52:03):
you know, sausage, and they'll kind of mold it to
the whole bottom of the pant so it's one giant
patty down there. No dog, break it up. Yeah, break
it up with the pepperoni and the sausage and then
have them make it from there. And dude, I'm telling
you lu mal Naddies, pepperoni and crumbled sausage buttercrust pizza.
That's the suggestion right there. Also, and by the way,
they do ship nationwide.

Speaker 3 (01:52:25):
Yeah, really experienced the Chicago hot dog just so you
say you've had one.

Speaker 1 (01:52:30):
Yeah, they're overrated, Yeah, overrated one.

Speaker 3 (01:52:36):
While guess what else I'm going to do in Chicago?

Speaker 1 (01:52:38):
What heroin? I mean, of course, right, well, of course,
but I'm going to regularly Okay, yeah, it's a baseball fan.
You got to go and check it off and you'll
realize that you're never going to go back there again. Yeah,
and you and you pee and troughs there. Yeah, no, yeah,

(01:53:00):
there they do an old style I hate, but you
got to go, like if you're a baseball fan, you
gotta check it off for sure. All right. Well, so
he can make his flight and get off, to get
off and make it to Chicago, We're gonna go and
do up in the club. It's a throwback Thursday Dj
Tim Martinez an actual club DJ back in the day,
and we put him in charge of the song that

(01:53:21):
we do up the club with every week. And what
do you got for us this week? Tim? All right?
Because I was in the party mood, I wanted something
really upbeat.

Speaker 7 (01:53:31):
This really was a club banger before it became so
synonymous commercialized.

Speaker 1 (01:53:38):
Yeah. Yeah, but they used this in a commercial that
got a lot of play. Yeah, and everybody started recognizing
it from the commercial.

Speaker 3 (01:53:45):
Correct, But before the commercial, you heard this in the club.
I was like, oh cool, I love this song.

Speaker 1 (01:53:50):
So it is nineteen ninety eight. We're going we like
to party, Banga boys. All right, here we go up
in the club show Thursday the club manres the dancing
old man's commercials for the six Flag parts yea, and
it kind of ruined the song for a lot of people.
But hey, I don't know about you, but we like

(01:54:13):
to party. That's interesting. I can't hear that song THENGA
boys we like to party without thinking about Quad City
DJs come on Ride the Train. They came out like
at the same time, and so like, if I hear one,
I gotta think of the other. I mean, yeah, and

(01:54:34):
I don't disagree with that. And people are like, oh,
that dancing old man for the six Flags commercials, it's
so cute. I want to meet him, and it's it
was just some chick a bald cap like it was,
you know, some it was never a real old man.
But people like like, oh, I want to meet the
old man. Like, I don't think that's really a dude.
Although we still say a lot of stuff today, I'm

(01:54:56):
not sure that's really a dude. That's moment, there's it's
a full circle moment back to nineteen ninety eight Venga
boys like more importantly, more importantly, can I go two
for two?

Speaker 3 (01:55:10):
Sammy?

Speaker 1 (01:55:11):
Yes? Yeah, yeah, you know the song? Yeah, all right,
So last week it was oh movie soundtrack songs, and
it was what is loved by Hataway knew it yep.
And then then this week she knows that song too.
At this point she might just be lying and saying,
oh no, she wants to fit in, you know. All right, Well, Tim,
have a safe trip.

Speaker 11 (01:55:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
Everybody always got to fly on a plane. Greg, I
know that. I am not jealous. Everybody, have a great weekend.
We'll see you next week. Bye. Boiler wouldn't approve the
Woody Show? All right, Well, E's gonna do it for Thursday, everybody. Okay,
it's a Thursday podcast, full show podcast waiting for you

(01:55:51):
if you go to the woodieshow dot com. Uh the
last minute requests for the best of Week which is
coming up over Labor Day. So any kind of stuff
from the Woody Show vault that you would like to hear,
because again, once the whole Labor Day week is over,
we get back. I think it's a Monday, the ninth.
Does that sound right? The ninth? Look at the calendar anyway,

(01:56:13):
Is that right, Sammy? The ninth? Anyway, when we get back,
all that stuff forever will never be heard on the
air again. It'll live like in podcast or digital form.
In the vault, but if you have any last minute suggestions,
please send those over. We talked about that, and then
Menace had about the Alabama Sorority rush Rush y'all, Bama
rush y'all. Yeah, y'all, that's the most ridiculous thing. Although

(01:56:34):
I really think Sammy could be one of those people
on the sidelines who are just reporting on all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:56:40):
I mean, I'm interested, Don't get me wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:56:42):
I was zero percent aware of any of this before
today's segment. So many ritual no idea rules.

Speaker 3 (01:56:48):
It fits.

Speaker 1 (01:56:49):
Yeah. Plus it's a brand new redneck news, trending news
headlines more. It's all on the Thursday podcast. You can
find it just go to the Woody Show dot com.
And the best news that I could share ever in
this mon Tomorrow is Friday, which I'm sure you already knew.
But tomorrow here on the show Friday Fail Stories, we're
gonna have the DUYQ. Menace will be back here in studio.

(01:57:11):
He had to leave early today for that meeting he's
got to go to. But Menace will be here for
the late night monologue. Week in review, Rip, Nipslip and
Drip plus anything that we could do to get through
the morning and in the weekend as quickly as possible.
That will be happening for you tomorrow Friday here on
the Woody Show. Okay, Sammy, Sea Bass, Gina, anything you'd

(01:57:31):
like to add and Gina, thank you again for coming in.
Appreciate that Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 7 (01:57:37):
Yeah, day four of things are so expensive week things
are so expensive? Guys that CEOs are now playing mini golf.

Speaker 1 (01:57:47):
Well yeah, or par three's for those silly par three courses.

Speaker 9 (01:57:50):
Got to get into the clown's mouth. Yeah, through the
wind mail.

Speaker 1 (01:57:53):
Through the windmill. What's more expensive going to a place
like Top Golf for playing eighteen holes?

Speaker 6 (01:57:57):
I I'm asking this.

Speaker 3 (01:57:58):
I'm not this not a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:57:59):
I just know how much Top Golf costs. I like
to go there, would love to know. I have no
idea how much a round of actual golf.

Speaker 4 (01:58:06):
And it depends on the course.

Speaker 1 (01:58:07):
Yeah, if you go to like a private not a
private If you go to like a public course, is
it like one hundred eighteen eighteen holes of golf, It's
like fifty bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:58:15):
Ish could have gone up, but I thought.

Speaker 1 (01:58:16):
It seems so cheap for the amount of time you
get have you seen the bowling prices lately. No, you
haven't been insanely expensive, really, yeah, it's gotten crazy like
two bucks, right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:58:28):
City courses are around fifty Sammy.

Speaker 1 (01:58:30):
Yeah, wow, look at you. Fancy look good, Sammy, Sammy,
fancy all right? Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank
you so much for giving the show some of your
valuable time this morning. You know we'd love to appreciate
you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We will catch you back here on Friday. Have a
great day. SMD double M. Quit this bitch,