The Woody Show August 23rd 2024 Podcast

Friday Fails, Menace's Late-night Monologue, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
is advise.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Things not all the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Eg, good morning, everybody. Morning. Well,
today is August the twenty third, twenty twenty four, and
my god, would you look at that at the end
of another week? It is Friday morning now to the yes,

(01:02):
and I wouldn't want a Friday with any other group
of people.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh babe, hop babe, babe. Greig's already pre missing right,
Oh dad, thank you for being here. That is Greg
Gory Menace is here. There's Sea Bass, warn of Sea Bass.
Happy Friday. We got Sammy, Marny, Bort, Caroline, we got Morgan,
we got Vaughn and you are here our guest of honor.
Let's Friday together. Yeah, first of all, hard you know

(01:30):
party Andrew w K. In case you're wondering, it is
the Woodie Show, trying to get through the morning of
the weekend as quickly as we can. Today on the show,
Friday fail stories and our dumb ass contests. Of course,
Sea Bass will have a drunk for us for a
round of the d U i Q. Of course, the
trending news headlines. We've got the entertainment stuff. We've got
the birthdays, Porno birthday and menaces, late night monologue, week

(01:52):
and review. You always get so weird about that. I
don't understand. So this is the level of pettiness that
I respect. So what he showed? Did you know? During
the American Revolution, George Washington swore that he'd never set
foot on British soil. So when a statue of him
went up in London in nineteen twenty one, the State

(02:15):
of Virginia sent over some dirt and his statue was
erected on top of it. Okay, I appreciate that. Why
would why would they take a statue from us? Yeah?
I don't. I don't know. I have no idea, but
I do like the fact that they sent over some dirt.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Just right.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
How's your pie? A pizza survey found that people's favorite
topping is gregoni, which I don't think.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
They don't know what favorite means. They just think most expected, right,
most common.

Speaker 7 (02:43):
Eno.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
If you asked me what my favorite topping was, I
would say pepperoni. Right.

Speaker 8 (02:46):
It's popular for a reason.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
No, it's popular because it's out there. Greg Sammy. Samy
doesn't bigger explose, I mean, hold on, wait, wait wait wait,
Samy doesn't say I don't understand either, Greg. It's not
a Samy VI, it's a we know she hasn't heard
Greg's discourse on this.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Well, putting that on me. It's not that it's not popular,
certainly it is. It's just the most common. It's the
most live laugh love topping. It's just basic.

Speaker 8 (03:08):
It's basic.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
But again it's common for Rea's.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
It's the chicken is a chicken in the egg argument here.
If you had a if you never had pizza in
your life, and you were given a you know, all
the toppings that are you know, common in the around, right,
you know, fifty to whatever they are. What we're saying
is we doubt pepperoni would be the thing that's a
standard go to every single time.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Okay, but if I'm thinking about pizza, which I am now,
thanks I know for this, did you know, all right,
and I tried a slice of pepperoni, I'm just thinking
about the ones I already like, I tried a slice
of sausage, I try a slice of mushroom. I try
to say, I would still say out of all the
I would say that pepperoni is my favorite.

Speaker 8 (03:46):
Right, You've still tried a lot of different actions.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
I like it, and there's other ones I like, but
I prefer the pepperoni.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
I don't see like the way that you have a
mental hang up about lamb being furry meat. Yeah, I
have a hang up about pepperonius just like the most
borderline white trash.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
So good makes things very greasy, Yes it does, but
there are other meats of that nature that don't do that.

Speaker 8 (04:13):
Pepperoni pizza duty.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I don't even hate it, it's just what's what's your favorite?

Speaker 6 (04:18):
I would say, uh, well, some sort of combinations, several
different things, like not a supreme because that tends.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
To be too moe.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
When I had to pick just one, it would probably
be something like a pershooto. So you get you get
that flaate. You get the same smoked meaty flavor, but
it's more concentrated, it's more of a it's got a
greater depth. As they say, it's not as greasy as
a run everywhere.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Well, after pepperoni, it's sausage, bacon, mushrooms, and then onions.
Everyone's least favorite topping, Which rule.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
And which you've probably never not you but like which
the average person probably has never had on a pizza
and it is no.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
They were told, Yeah, classic York styles the favorite type.
Friday's the most common day that people eat pizza, and
this was good to see. Only sixteen percent of people
dabbed the grease off their pie. I don't like people
that do that. Why bother? Well, do you know if
you don't have peperoni, you don't the gurus. According to
a new study fellas if you want to live longer,

(05:18):
get married. Researchers tracked seven thousand people for several years
and found that men who were married or who got
married during the study were twice as likely to age
optimally compared to guys who stayed single. Any think it's
because marriage helps you out, because your spouse tends to
encourage you to adopt healthier behaviors like quitting smoking or exercising,

(05:39):
getting better. Yeah, that's what happened. My wife. She's to
come up with the screws to me, you know, Oh babe.
Funny though, women didn't see any really huge health benefits,
and the researchers think it's because women don't need the
help because they tend to maintain their health and their
well being just independently. One thing that did have a
negative effect on how women aged was losing their spouse

(05:59):
or getting devoid, so them dying or divorcing because it's sad. Yeah,
let's see. A recent study found engineers should make roads
narrower to reduce car crashes. In a twelve foot wide
lane on a thirty mile per hour road, you are
fifty percent more likely to get into an accident than

(06:19):
in a tighter nine foot lane. Maybe because you're paying
more attention because you think you have a little bit
more room, so you're getting a little bit more lazy
about it. I don't know. I don't know. I would
have to read more about that. That's some Woodies show,
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Speaker 3 (07:19):
The Woody Show. We're into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It is Friday morning, August did,
twenty third, twenty twenty four. Thank you for being here
checking out the show this morning into the weekend as
quickly as we can. Woody Greg, Hey, menace whatever. There's

(07:44):
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(08:05):
us mention, whatever else you gotta say. Text all that
info over to two to nine eight seven. We got
the d U y Q coming up this hour, dumbass
contest for you win a prize, and we're gonna start
the hour with your Friday fail story. All right, ladies

(09:00):
and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time for your
Friday fail start. As people got they had the perfect plan,
the plane. It can never go wrong, even somewhere along
the line it went from being a great idea to
one big stake in Mega uber Ultra man menus must

(09:33):
have had that energy during today. Man, you got a
good night's sleep?

Speaker 7 (09:37):
No?

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Wow, Man, my yours hurt? Are you could have fooled me?
Can I start with a failed story on my own? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:49):
It's from this morning when I was getting ready for
work and I'm taking my morning shower and I guess
I was just in a rush or drying off too vigorously,
But whilst dry myself from the shower, I basically punched
myself in the right uh testicon Yeah, and I still
have a low grade stomach ache. Really, yeah, I punched

(10:11):
yourself in the nuts. Basically, I'm just drying off fast.
I thought, oh, I'm kind of ahead of schedule today,
I want to be a little early and I'm drying off,
drying after im.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
All right and it still hurts. Wow moment, I know,
can you do that? Can you give yourself a hernia? Yeah?
I don't know how you get a hernia? No, no,
not by that, but I'm saying like by lifting something
heavy lifting, yeah, I mean not fun. Yeah. I got
out of the shower recently, not didn't punch myself with

(10:44):
the nuts, but a shower fail. I was like, oh cool,
you're ready to get out of the shower, and I, uh,
I got to dry off. I realized that I hadn't
washed the soap off my armpits, so they're all still soapy.
Yeah yeah, because you know you do the who wins
everything else off of my pits? Are they're still all
sutted up? Yeah? So anyway, turn the water back on
you and you had that awkward moment where it's cold
at first. Well, the story is out of Selena's, California

(11:08):
with this Japanese restaurant in some trouble after they accidentally
served a two year old girl some wine instead of
apple juice ordered now. So the parents didn't even realize
until the girl got to the point where she couldn't
even hold her head up. The mom peeks inside the
little girl's juice cup, you know, served one of those
little sippy lids on it, and there was a brownish

(11:29):
red liquid, gave it a sniff and realized exactly what
was happening. The little girl on the way out, leaning
on walls, falling over, even slurred speech. They took her
to the hospital. She had a blood alcohol level of
point one two and which is almost twice the legal
limit for adults. The restaurant said almost The restaurant said

(11:52):
it was housemade cooking wine that was mislabeled as apple juice.
Authorities are investigating and it looks to be an accident,
but still being yeah, an accident. She loved it.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
You can almost used to be almost able to drive
at the point one too, until he's damn gott in charge.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Oh yeah, blank blanked. I thought I had a clip
of kid no oh.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
N.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
All the time.

Speaker 7 (12:22):
Yeah, I'm hooked.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
One rule, it's hassle. Save it for Friday nights. I
just want to party. I want to make blue better. Yeah.
There there was something in here like it was an
old report about how oh yeah, yeah they lowered the
people were all upset that they couldn't have a beer
on the way home. Yeah. Then they first made drunk

(12:46):
drinking and driving illegal. Yeah right, yeah, anyway, I'll find
this sucks. Yeah, it's nine blunt square. It was just
really fun. It was just really funny because the attitude
was so different. What are you thinking here? Can I
have a few beans?

Speaker 5 (13:00):
You know?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
After hard day's work, I want to be on the
way home.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
The attitude was so different. My dad once got pulled over.
It was two in the morning. The cops said, have
you been drinking? And his answer was it's two in
the morning. What do you think I've been doing? And
he got escort at home.

Speaker 7 (13:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Well, you know he killed fifty Yes, it was like
ninety kids. Yeah, oh wait, everything was fine. It was fine.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
I tell you what.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
He had Soviet Russia, right, what are the reds over him?
Next up, seventy three year old guy in Detroy to
crash his car while eating chicken wings. Oh that's way
by the way, way up there in the list of
worst foozie while driving. I don't I mentione people like
like seven eleven cells, those like Chilian of bread bowl,
Cereal lobster like. I don't either. The sizzling fijetas right. Anyway,

(13:49):
to make matters worse, he had rear ended a Michigan
State trooper. It was just sitting at the red light.
The old guy, too busy with those wings, didn't notice.
Nobody was hurt, but he was cited for distracted driving.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
Sales Sea Bass, you ask, why are they selling wings
at convenience stores? Yes, why dude, They're selling wings everywhere.
I was in the airport and Nathan's hot Dogs, the
hot dog people. The hot dog people are selling chicken wings. Why,
Like Great Gory says, is there enough chicken?

Speaker 3 (14:21):
I know we're gonna run out. Here's one where the
cops they saw a post online about somebody selling a
golf cart Greg Lucky in your Dreams, and they knew
the guy selling it was already wanted for crimes in
three counties, so they sent an undercover to go set
up a meeting with the guy. To buy the golf cart,
and as soon as the dude arrived he saw it

(14:41):
was the cops. Tried to escape on set golf cart,
which also turned out to be stolen. They sent the
police dugans after him, got him under arrest. He was
taking two failed sales. How fun. And here's one of
my favorite stories of the week. It's about this guy
who broke into an apar artment earlier this week and

(15:01):
he was caught because he stopped mid theft when he
spotted an irresistible book on the table about Greek Greek
mythology just had to read it. Hearing something happening in
the room, The tenant woke up confronted the burglar, who
was startled. That's all. He was really into that book.
He was just sitting there on the couch reading it.

(15:23):
Why didn't you just take it? So he got up
and he ran without the book. The cops found him,
got him under arrest. He had a bag of designer
clothes which he had stolen earlier that night, and he
was protested currently chilling in failed jail.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Would you say is your favorite Greek myth? Menis my
favorite Greek myth? I would say the thor credits would
be sure would.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Be that you can use windex for everything. Kidding? Did
you get that, Menace?

Speaker 5 (15:58):
No?

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Okay? Mine is that the rich your gear dribble one? Okay?
Carrots belonging to sell.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
That's funny though, because we've heard of thieves stopping for
like to eat their food or ye, take their nap, right,
but never to read a book.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Nope, dope should it just take it? Usually not scholars?

Speaker 7 (16:17):
You know.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
No, We're gonna take a break and then we come back.
We'll see what else you know. The d u i Q. Yes,
that's our dumb ass contest. We got the phones cleared
and opened out right now eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
if you want to call in, you could be our contestant,
chance to win a prize Sea Bass talking to a
drunk asking some trivia questions and if you can guess

(16:37):
correctly whether the drunk will get the answers right or
not two times added three, you will be the winner.
And then we also see what Sammy and Menace come
up with in the d y Q next year on
The Woody Show. The Woody Show. So we have a
text here three one seven I said, hope this comes
across as an ob babe, but not an eye roll

(16:59):
what we got. My family has been through some serious
car accidents this year. I was involved in a head
on collision. My son was hit by a drunk driver.
So driving has become one of the things I fear
the most. But I just wanted to shout out y'all
for keeping me calm during my commutes. You make me
laugh and I think y'all are amazing. That is from Anne.
Thank you Ann for sorry to hear about your run years.

(17:23):
It's not an aubabe orn I roll. It's just that
that saw I mean, it's an o babe. She said
some very nice things about us. That's always all I
found that clip. By the way, right before the break,
we were talking about Greg's dad and how he drived
drunk all the time day. But the story about the
little girl who was at the Japanese restaurant anyway uh

(17:45):
with her parents and then they gave her wine instead
of the apple juice they had ordered, and she was
like drunk, and then she was like point one two
the blood alcohol content, and Sea Bass was saying, like, oh, well,
point one two almost to be legal, yeah, right, And
so it reminded me of this clip. This is a
news clip from years in it from the eighties, where

(18:08):
people are reacting to the new laws against drinking and driving.
This is what the public had to say on the
news as these new drinking and driving laws were being instated. Well,
any attempt to restrict drinking and driving here is viewed
by some as downright undemocratic. He's got to get in
common this when a fella king I put in a
hard day's work, put in eleven twelve hours a day,

(18:29):
and they ain't getting you druck in the lace rang
one or two beers.

Speaker 9 (18:33):
Laws where you can't drink when you want to, can't
you have to wear a seat belt.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
When you're driving. Christ, we're gonna become this country belts
right fastards. All right, well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
it is time for today's dumb ass contest. And today's
dumbass contest is the cue. All right, Sea Bass watching

(19:03):
explaining the way the game works. Everybody, please, I will
because it's easy. All you do is you listen to
me talk to a drunk person.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
You guess whether the questions I'm asking the drunk person,
whether that drunk person could get them right two times
out of three.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
So again you're not answering the questions.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
You guess whether the drunk.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Person can answer these questions. If you guess right, like
I said, two times out of three, you win, all right?
Eighty seven seven forty four? What is the number? And
say hello to our contest. And let's say hello to Steven. Hey,
good morning, Steven. How are you? Hey, good mar What
is y'all doing? We're doing We're doing great, all right.
So again you're just guessing on the on the drunk here,

(19:38):
and then we're also just for funzies, guessing if Menace
and Sammy will get the answer right heck yeah, And
tell us all about this drunk person here, Seve Bass. Well,
this is Katie and it's her birthday. So what do
you do.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
It's your birthday, Greg, you get annihilated and you also
dress up and we're a sash, right, so that way
people will buy you three drinks? Yeah, of course, thank you, sokry.
Katie's gonna tell us all about that, all right, So
just use this as a gauge you're just how drunk
or not with it?

Speaker 10 (20:01):
She is?

Speaker 3 (20:02):
All right? As we get into the clips here Steven,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
What's on your birthday? Princess? What birthday number is this
for you?

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Katie?

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Twenty two? How are you celebrating drunk free? Old people
buying you drinks?

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
But do you know what they're giving you? Sex on
the beach. What are the ingredients of a sex on
the beach?

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Grenadine, alcohol and orange juices?

Speaker 10 (20:28):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Sweet your birthday?

Speaker 10 (20:32):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Wow? Okay, Well she sounds like she's having a great
time a woman. A few words I forgot? Is alcohol? Rum?

Speaker 7 (20:42):
Or?

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Is it vodka? I believe it's rum. That's a tropical drink. Yeah,
all right, well that is Katie. And so there you go, Steven.
Question number one coming at you, you guys, ready overready,
all right, d y Q.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Here we go. The Battle of Normandy occurred in what country?

Speaker 3 (20:58):
All right? Battle of norm While they're mulling that over,
it is actually vodka, cranberry orange and peach schnops. You
can judge it up with the grenadine. But I guess
they don't always know, all right. So just in case
you already forgot, menace, the.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Battle of Normandy occurred in what country?

Speaker 3 (21:18):
All right? Will all these folks know it? So I'm
gonna say no for Katie, right, that's safe that uh uh,
you know what I'm gonna say. Sammy looks oddly confident
on this one. I'm gonna say that she does know.
There's a reason why she might be confident, but I'll
tell you later. Yeah, okay, all right, So I'll say

(21:40):
yes for Sammy, yes for Menace, sweep it well, no,
no for Katie, but no or yes for Sammy and Menace.
What do you think, Greg, Well, I think this is
probably the easiest question we've ever had, but I'm also
okay Katie no confident with that? Sam I mean, no, Menace,

(22:02):
I'm gonna say yes, all right? All right, Morgan, what
do you think I think I'm gonna get crazy? I'm
going triple yes? Get nuts? Wow? Why you are a lunatic?
I'm not even confident in my answer. All right, Sammy
and Menace? Do you think that Katie will get it?

Speaker 10 (22:20):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (22:21):
Or no?

Speaker 3 (22:21):
No?

Speaker 7 (22:22):
No?

Speaker 3 (22:22):
All right? Steven? What do you think I think Kan's
gonna get it wrong? You think's going to get it wrong?
All right? Question number one? Here of it?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
The d U i Q Battle of Normandy occurred in
what country?

Speaker 3 (22:34):
All right? Sammy Japan, Japan. I was wrong on that menace.
I know that's not right, but I put Germany. Germany,
they were involved.

Speaker 6 (22:45):
By the way, this is a repeater from about two
months ago.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
It'd be France. Yeah, Like there's no beaches in Germany, right,
is it? Because all the Olympic stuff. Well it was
recently a big big Samy in particular. She was so
into the figure maybe they would do like all this
kind of stuf about France.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
And I don't know if they did any swimming. Yeah,
well no, no, Because it was a repeater, I figured, oh,
maybe she retained some knowledge.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (23:07):
I typically remember the repeaters, but I didn't remember this one.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:10):
I mean also, you know, being like a patriotic historical
person who would remember, well, the people who died that
day storm the.

Speaker 8 (23:16):
Beaches, right, I know, the beaches of Normandy.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
If you said what is it, I'd say beach like
d Day and whatever, but died for your freedom. But
just talking about like what percentage of the sand there
is still like a shrapnel like from from all the
AMMO and stuff that's still Yeah, like you took a
sample of the of the sand, soil whatever from the

(23:40):
beach it's still like like two or three percent, which
is I mean, considering how long ago that was. Yeah,
that's still like shows up that strong. Yeah, nuts. All right,
well let's see Katie knows. Let's get you on the
board here, Steven. Question number one for the d u
i Q.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
The bad of Normandy occurred in what country?

Speaker 7 (24:03):
Nor?

Speaker 1 (24:05):
I don't know the rest of the word Norwegia.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
And what else do you know.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
About Norwegia.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
People?

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Norwegia? Alright, nor know the rest of the word. Stephen,
you're on the board, okay. Question number two for the
u i Q.

Speaker 7 (24:25):
Walter, Skyler, Jesse, and Guss are all characters in what show?

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Oh, let's see. No for Katie, I don't think so. Nope, Uh,
no for Katie. No Forremenace. He used to be a
fan of the show. I thought maybe back in the eighties.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Wait, can you play it again. I didn't hear all
the names. That was a that was a really raw
thing to do there.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Okay, no clues. I'm sorry everybody. You know, it's not
even a clue because it was it's not a clue.

Speaker 8 (24:58):
Well, why are you trying to confuse me?

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Because it's not from the eighties. You're intentionally trying to
confuse them, that's the joke. No, that's not see that's
what I'm saying. Like that. I think that's fair. If
you're intentionally trying to confuse them, that's also the joke. Okay.

Speaker 7 (25:10):
Walter, Skyler, Jesse, and Gus are all characters in What show.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
I'm gonna I'll just go triple no, triple no. What
do you think they're? Morgan triple triple no? Yeah, what
the hell? Let's go triple no on this one, crazy Menace?
And Sammy what do you think you think that you
think Katie's gonna get this one?

Speaker 7 (25:31):
No? No?

Speaker 3 (25:31):
All right, Steven, what do you think I'm wrong with
the triple another triple no? For question number two.

Speaker 7 (25:39):
Walter Skyler, Jesse, and Gus are all characters in what show?

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Sammy Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad? Menace? I put the O
C the O C. Well, Sammy is right, you watch
the menace?

Speaker 5 (25:51):
I did, but I'm not paying attention to do. It's
high five, right Skyler Skyler's the wife Skyler's. I was like,
it's it's a nonsense name, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Based on the history of this segment, Do you really
need to like throw them off.

Speaker 6 (26:08):
It's fun, all right, I see fund to these idiots,
is it all right?

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Question number two d U i Q.

Speaker 7 (26:16):
Walter, Skyler, Jesse and Gus are all characters in what
show Cinderella?

Speaker 1 (26:22):
They made a show out of Cinderella. There's a Gus Rat.
Oh yeah, I know the fat one is Gus.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
I think I know what I think that is true?

Speaker 10 (26:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Would an acceptable answer have been the greatest show of
all time, past present, in the future.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Parentheses we have Stephen, congratulations, you are a winner here
on the d U i Q.

Speaker 10 (26:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
You're welcome, hey, and thank you for listening to the
wood show Man. Have yourself a great weekend and hang
on so we can get all your information. Okay, I
have a good weekend also, thanks to There you go.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
There's there is Steven gus Rat. He wears that yellow
shirt that's a belly shirt because he's so fat. Yeah yeah,
see little green cat poor.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Well, he didn't need three questions in order to win
this contest, but we do have a third question here
for the d U y Q.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Give me an example of a PACKADERM A pack.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
ADERM triple no locked in no triple no yea.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
And see, Morgan doesn't even have the advantage of looking
at Sammy's blank face. Yeah, which is quite blank at
the moment, I'm gonna say, oh, man, Katie, no, Sammy, no,
because I can see the face. Uh, Menace, I have
a feeling he'll never mind now.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Rub his eyes. Triple triple, triple, No medicine, Sammy. What
do you think about Katie? You think she'll get it? No?
All right? Question number three d u I.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Q give me an example of a packaderm.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
All right, Sammy, an anar var That might be right,
I'd be right, Menace, I put a possum a possum.
That's not right. That is not right.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
Classically, you're thinking rhinos and hippos.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Right. Let me see.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
And by the way, when I was looking this up
just for funzies, apparently packad RM is no longer. It's
not an official correct zoological classification because just having thick.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Skin does it make you necessarily a member of a
certain face would say ardvark is an ardvark aa? It
might be yes, the considered ye, thank you five? Nice
well one? Was that just a wild guess?

Speaker 8 (28:33):
Honestly, no, I think it was in there somehow I knew.

Speaker 9 (28:36):
That because it has thick Yeah, that was the first
thing I thought, it was, Ardvark.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
I don't know why that's gonna be. You gotta be
like one of the only people that would be their
first gat like again, elephant would be.

Speaker 6 (28:44):
But it makes sense. It has thick skin. This is
very much a what's that the Indian version of who
wants to be a millionaire?

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yeah? Uh oh uh, yeah, I know what you're talking about. Millionaire.
Like her mind went blank, and then there's something in
the back of her brain. It didn't go.

Speaker 8 (28:58):
Blake, I thought, Ardvark. Maybe it's because I was a
big fan of Arthur growing up.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Could be matters. She got her first question right in
like three weeks, so I.

Speaker 8 (29:09):
Got breaking She got breaking back the question before this right.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Yea, she got two out of three old age. I
was just testing you. I think you owe her an apology.
You know what, clearly the rog gain is getting your brain.

Speaker 6 (29:21):
Well, obviously I don't use Roguaine don't need to, Sammy.
I apologize for forgetting about break whatever it is, I'll
buy it.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
I would say, I buy your breakfast. But she doesn't
eat all right, question number three, d u i Q.
Give me an example of.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
A pack of dirm. So derm is skin a pack
of dorm? Is that a blade? It's a box cutter.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Almost. She made a good point with the dirm I
thought she was on track. And then whatever like box
cutter of packing tape? Yeah, what does have to do
with skin? Like you're packing dorms, so you're cutting it
all right? Cool? This, Well, that's the d u i Q. Everybody, Yes,
another interesting round. Congratulations to our contestant Steven. We're gonna

(30:07):
take a quick break more. Friday Woody Show is next.
Hang on any uh well medicine and I are going
to the Sublime Summer Pool party. Oh that's right. I
know that was gonna ask any other exciting plans this weekend?
What you got going on. I'll be working on the
Beach condo, which is a NonStop project. Just checking in

(30:31):
on the progress, nice like doing what what do you mean? Uh?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Well, I mean the whole place has been gutted basically,
so we're putting up walls and changing stairways, putting up walls.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
I thought you'd be taking down walls because it's kind
of small, right, it's very small, but I thought you've
even removing the walls to make it an open concept.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
We're making the loft into more of a less of
just a platform and more of like a room. It's
gonna be way better. Oh and dream come true. Got
a porthole window for the wall. It's I've always it's
the most random thing I've always wanted around.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Porthole windows are coming true. Hashtag goals. Well, let us
know what you got going on this weekend. Friday check
ins on the text over to two two nine eight
seven State Fair season is here. That means husband calling
is back. If you've never seen a husband calling contest,

(31:28):
it's kind of like cow calling or hog calling. It's
wives pretending to call their husbands in from another room
or from you know, out in the fields and stuff
like that. So obnoxious, right, Oh dude, it's mega obnoxious
and you're gonna hear it. Okay. So it dates back
to before cell phones were obviously a thing. It's all
you had, you know, your voice, And so a bunch
of state fairs have them now. They were doing it

(31:49):
the Iowa State Fair, the Kentucky State Fair. Pretty funny.
Uh yeah, So the Tennessee State Fair. And this is
a report from news Channel five in Nashville. This is

(32:13):
the husband calling contest. Here's something else on?

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Can you need other? Found out?

Speaker 7 (32:19):
What it is?

Speaker 5 (32:24):
Right?

Speaker 3 (32:27):
An instant divorce? My one part of the skip looking
for you here, you're good. Jane felt Shannon should try this.
Embarrassed more than what Okay, I'm tapping out no more show.

(33:01):
Oh hiy she'd be so good A hi, yeah, but wow,
you're not kidding. Instant divorce, dude, audio diarrhea and people
love it. Yeah, and I don't get it. Oh I couldn't. Yeah.
If I'm at the Iowa Stay Fair and they're doing that,

(33:22):
I'm going go see the buttercow anything. Yeah, I'll even
do the cow testicles.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Sure, yeah right, yeah, yeah, they hear that. The husbands
hear their wives do that.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Yeah, that's not gonna come back. It's he gonna get
them to run further, like, wow, I had sex with
her eight four woodie. You can text us anytime over
to two two nine eight seven?

Speaker 5 (33:49):
Okay, So.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Where is my knowe?

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Here go.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
And it's film. No, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Everybody?

Speaker 3 (34:05):
No chicken shake in shaking news? Oh I can film? Yeah,
the one do you have a new piece of art. Yes, yeah,
ooh you sign this is a little different. So my
rotating art work, I've got the Menace Menace reaction scale,

(34:26):
Greg's list, among other things. So I saw something online
Greg and it turned out this was a Sports Illustrated
cover in nineteen eighty seven, and I was like, wow,
back when they used to tell the truth in the media, right,
and it is this Aware of this dog, the pit
bull terrier. Baby, it's ambitious pit bull. It is so cute. Wow,

(34:49):
it's just like growling hot. I respect the very perfect
white teeth.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
Up at the corner hover hero don maddingly. But I
guess this was back when people started realizing the pit
bulls were eating and killing people. Yeah, And it was
like the feature in Sports Illustrated and oh so that's legit. Yeah, yeah,
that's why I got It's like wow, July of eighty seven. Okay,
Sports Illustrated was one before they became one of the
hell you got that giant thing printed up? They must
have been like, what why is someone getting a thirty

(35:20):
five year old Sports Illustrated cover?

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Be aware of this dog? It will be cute. Overload, Yeah,
and drink your baby's blood so cute. We'll have a
picture of a SeaBASS whole thing up that we can
posted on our Instagram store if you want to. Oh
he gets to look. You get to swap out your
your art having a big thing of artwork. I'll just
do like a feature once a month.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
Throw a party at her place. But I think I
shouldn't because Seamoss would be too afraid.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Yeah, you know what you should have like a you
should have like a gallery event or something that'll be nice.
All right, here's what I was looking for this. You
know what a diorama is, right, Yes, like a little
it used to make them out of shoe boxes. Yeah,
like middle school projects, many versions of like landscapes or rooms. Yeah,
built into a shoebox. Right. Well if the Kentucky State
Fair they had a diorama contest where artists do these

(36:06):
like intricate models, you know, of whatever they want. Third
place this year went to a miniature version of a
casting couch and try to act like you've never heard
of the naughty casting couch videos on the porn sites
and stuff. And that's what the diorama was. So they
you know, in these things in the videos done. You
know the porn sites. They pretend that the actress thinks

(36:28):
that she's there for a legitimate audition or a job interview,
and then the interview just happens to be you know,
recording the whole time, and before you know it, there's
some hardcore put ins happening exactly now. The guy who
made the model, he has won Blue Ribbons for his
work in the past, including many versions of sets from
the show Fraser, which I saw online. Looks very cool,
hella sweet. This time he went for the laugh and

(36:50):
he did an exact replica of the casting couch set.
No nudity or anything, just the black couch, the cheap
gray rug, the simple office desk. There's even a tiny
camera sitting on the desk facing the couch. That all
looks very realistic. Here's a picture of it.

Speaker 6 (37:04):
He did a good job, he did, but it shows
you how low the bar is for competition.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Yeah, and he took home third place, but it's very
well done. And then people thought that was really funny.
The photos went viral on social media, and so the
judges pulled it, ah No, for being quote an inappropriate build.
What it looks like an office now here is a
report by Ian Hardwood from WHASTV there in Louisville.

Speaker 12 (37:31):
This year at the Kentucky State Fair, his third place
miniature rendition of the infamous casting couch got pulled after
nearly one week on display.

Speaker 13 (37:40):
I'm not angry about that. I would never call for
a boycott on people going to have fun.

Speaker 12 (37:46):
We asked a State Fair spokesperson why the piece was removed.
They answered with a statement saying entries submitted to the
fair are routinely reviewed throughout the event. Do you think
your casting couch piece was subtle?

Speaker 13 (37:59):
I think my casting couch piece was about as subtle
as you could get.

Speaker 12 (38:02):
Although he says the State Fair board considered stripping his awards,
still gets to keep his ribbons.

Speaker 13 (38:08):
I feel like getting kicked out was the best thing
that could have happened. This is too hot for the fair.
That's what everybody wants to see, even if it's a
basic couch in a boring room, that's the one you
want to see in Louisville.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Ian Hardway w h yeah, damn yeah. So this guy
takes it very serious and he's very talented, Like the
Fraser set and the other ones that he did, very
cool I want to see that. Very cool. I'll send
the super realistic Yeah and again, but like, who's he's that? Like, wow,
good job. He was just doing it for fun. Apparently
he had another diorama in the country. He also won

(38:44):
first place. He might be the only entrance. But I'm
saying this this one probably kids right this, but this
one he said he just did for fun. It was
like if you know, you know, because yeah, that's good.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
If you go out in the hall and test fire
and there's no smell and are you coming here at
your far do it?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
O loud Woody Show And we are into another new
hour in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's
Friday morning, Rude, it's August to twenty third, twenty twenty four.
Thank you for being here and give it us some
of your time today getting into the morning into the
weekend as quickly as we can, Woody, Greg Menace, we

(39:23):
got on sea bands. There's Sammy phones are open eight
seven seven forty four. Woody, you can hit us up
with the text over to two two nine eight seven.
Some of the trending news headlines for you coming up
this hour and little Buddy Menace and the late night
monologue Week in review, which he's expecting.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
To get a letter, Oh maybe a call or a
call getting get a little blue over here, getting controversial.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
I don't know, we'll see, hope. We were telling him
he's been doing a great job on these yeah, sure, yeah,
Well have you like, is it just from doing it
more or like, have you just been spending more time
on it or have you been you know, studying or
learning different techniques?

Speaker 5 (40:08):
No?

Speaker 3 (40:09):
No, okay, all right, wat no, all right, that's coming
up good. Yeah, somebody texted over said, uh, listen to
you guys on the daily and it sucks when you
guys go on vacation, but it's understandable. But this time around,
I can't wait for you guys to leave so we
can listen to all that old audio. We should get

(40:30):
out of here. Yeah bye, yeah, well that's coming up
week of Labor Day.

Speaker 7 (40:35):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
We have a ton of stuff, you know, Bort's been
going through a lot of things. We've been getting a
lot of suggestions. On the evening. We went through some
of the suggestions, yeah, on the show the other day
and yeah, so some really really good stuff too much
even to get on the air. So we're gonna have
bonus segments on the podcast. If you're listening to the
podcast from each day, we'll have some bonus stuff on there,
and then once the Labor Day week is over all

(40:57):
that stuff is off the air for us. Yeah. Someone's like, oh,
stop being a puss, are you that Petty Woody? I'm like, no, dude,
this is just standard procedure. There's so much, you know, change, Like,
you have a show that's on the air where most
of the people you're hearing these segments for are not
even part of the show. So just it's confusing because

(41:18):
we have new listeners all the time. Also, if we
hadn't told you we were putting it in the vault,
you wouldn't know. Also true, true, And.

Speaker 11 (41:25):
Every single time somebody changes on the show or station
changes or something, we have to go through and re
edit everything. That's also true thousand times. So that's also
you've heard probably over the years, has been edited six
or seven times. Yeah, so let's just say, let's not
kill me trying to make.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
These every run the best of it. I think about yeah,
what about Bort?

Speaker 11 (41:47):
Yeah, yes, as I go back underneath the desk, trying
too what about Bort.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Mana are you ready? I just see you over there
like kind of writing and reading. I wasn't trying to
give me a couple more minutes, just making sure you're
ready to go. Car guy. All right, Lendy and gentlemen,
it is time for minaces late night monologue. We can
real put your hands together from the Woodie Show theater

(42:17):
for your host. Hey man, what comebody?

Speaker 5 (42:27):
Now that the Republican and Democratic conventions are wrapping up,
we can now get back to the real issues, like
who shot Jr?

Speaker 3 (42:36):
No, I'll ask your grandparents about that one. Maybe shoulday
he has been watching Old Johnny Carson the Six People
that just laugh at that joke. But no, really, we
just want to find out if Drake is a pedophile
or not who. In other news, Florida, a Florida.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
Doctor is in trouble for not wearing his hearing aids
during a colon oscopy, which prevented him from hearing the
patient yelling for help aka Friday Night at Great Gory's House.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Am I right?

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (43:11):
Like that?

Speaker 5 (43:14):
Jennifer Lopez filed for divorce from Ben Affleck even she
said he had enough. Now he can go back to
Boston and have some chowder and some hardcore racism.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Who am I right standing?

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Shout out to Boston. Boston's like a hardcore race.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's very yeah, mega accurate. Shout out
to accuracy. Also, they didn't say it right, I know,
we just had the Olympics, But shout out to the
real fastest man in the world. A Dodge Hellcat driver
in Arkansas who got dejected at one hundred and sixty

(43:54):
miles per hour after hitting a light post.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Ejected. Right, it's got really like, you know, bummed out.
See this is a problem. Yeah, all right, cool.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
Uh it's like bro, It's like, bro, save some vagina
for the rest of us, superman, don't save it all
for yourself.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Hell Cat is another one.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
Yeah, because the hell Cat is a Charger's actually of
the charger.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
It is charger Challenger health Cat.

Speaker 6 (44:27):
That's actually the expensive one. But yeah, the average douchebag
you see on the road is not driving a healthcare
They're driving at thirty five grand.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Yeah six hell yeah brother.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Speaking of chicks, this lady complained online that she was
in the head with a beer at a Hulk Hogan event.
And okay, and I say a catch better and b
How did she get the Hulk Hogan beer. I've been
trying for months, and this lady's getting like full service,
like hashtag luggy hashtag beer me already, So.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
All right, I don't think I like. Is that the
one you're gonna getthing?

Speaker 6 (45:04):
Holl about it now?

Speaker 3 (45:05):
I also said some things to that. Yeah, now I
know what's about to happen.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
I'm about to get a text message from our program
director Mike to show Killer, saying why are you mentioning
Hulk Holgan? He was at one of those rallies talking
about things I don't like, blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
It's because, Mike, you giant pussy.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Beer is beer.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
I don't care if it's bud Light, and I don't
care if it's Hulk beer. All I care about is live,
life and party in the true American way.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Amen? Heard amen? Yeah? All right, So Mike to show
Killer waiting for that call.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
I should have never said anything. Digress, I digress everybody,
So never I digress. I'm trying to reset everybody. Okay,
favorite comments?

Speaker 3 (46:00):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Nabisco has partner with DJ Khaled to release a new
low fat milk.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
I saw that yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
Yeah, and this is only after he had a weight
loss deal with weight Watchers. And it's like, look, if
I want to hear fat people talk about weight loss,
I will listen to the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (46:20):
Yet Kenny North, it's a cinnabon flavor on this next
quick right?

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Another bun?

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Another bun, And it's like DJ Khalid, are you in
the Luminati? Because again I want to join the Luminati.
What is the ritual giving a mouth party to Bono?
Because line up, bonto, let's go. I'm ready for my riches.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Make it right on me.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Come on, I want to be in another food news.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Touching gears. Yeah, chip fil A might have its own
video streaming service. I don't know if you guys heard
about this. Yeah, with family friendly content. I personally can't
wait for movie titles like Jesus Chicken, Holy Shake and
Passion of the Nuggets.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
So it's a dream come true video and food.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Yeah, you can't watch it on Sundays though. Yeah, what's
what's next? Robot feeding me waffle fries?

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Man?

Speaker 3 (47:23):
I love the future.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Anyways, we have a great show for you. Chaperona is
year Chaperone. Also we have Chet Hanks. Yeah, it's gonna
be a wonderful time. How's he doing on that celebrity
end He is the best character on that show. I
love itat it Surreal life with Chet Hanks.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Well there's menaces late night monologue. We can you guys? Yeah,
well just like the show. He already texted Digress. Yeah,
I digress. All I said was Friday fail. Ohg you're
a mess.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
So the okay, the backstory there is that Hulk Hogan
made a an Indian joke about Kamala Harris at his
rally and then.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Before he cracked the girl on the head with a beer. Again,
what do you expect? Yeah, well, Mike the show Killer.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
Come in through the that tour now, Mike Rusho Killer
toooze Mike Usha.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Killer is this show? And a couple of the trending
news headlines it's over. The Democratic National Convention wrapped up
last night in Chicago. Kamala accepted the nomination last night
and made her speech. Uh And despite all manner of

(48:46):
rumor and speculation, neither Taylor Swift or Beyonce made a
surprise appearance last night. It was all over social media yesterday.
Your Boyfriend's at TMC guaranteed Beyonce was going to do
there and then uh yeah, so here's here's here's my
thought on this, because you took two people that have
these huge like sheep following anything that they're attached to

(49:09):
it any way, shape or form. It's automatic tuneing. Like
Taylor Swift with football games, right, doesn't even matter. She's
not playing. She's up in a luxury box watching her
boyfriend play football, but she's clapping it. So I think, yeah,
I think this was brilliant marketing by the Democrats to

(49:30):
float that out there's going to be some special guest
and alluding to either Beyonce or Taylor Swift and getting
everybody going to tune in for Kamala's big speech last night.
I think that was part of the marketing. Yeah, for sure.
And if that's the case, brilliant. Yeah. But are you
upset if you're Beyonce or Taylor Swift. Don't because they're

(49:53):
both in supportive for anyway and you get all the
free policit anyway. Yeah. Beyonce's rep said that she was
never even scheduled to attend. There was some nonsense outside
with the people the Palestine supporters, but that's it. What's
his name Vivic Ramaswami. Yeah, so he showed up. They
started like chanting in him to go home, and then
he leaves. He high tails it out of there because

(50:14):
fights break out. Oh god, amongst the protesters themselves. They're
fighting each other and they're on the same side. It
was even people on the same side. It was a mess.

Speaker 6 (50:23):
It's like when you see two cowboys fans duking it
out in the stands.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
You're like, you guys, like you're on the same team.
The other big story today is that it looks like
RFK Junior is dropping out of the race and will
be endorsing President Trump. And they're supposed to be an
official announcement today, all right. So that's that. Another person
acting like an idiot on a plane, this time a
passenger in Australia who opened the emergency exit door of
the plane, walked along there at the gate, walked along

(50:49):
a wing and then climbed down onto the tarmac and
according to another passenger on the plane, he charged a
few rows ahead to the emergency exit, was pushing people
out of the way and shoving them and that's when
people started screaming. And then he just ripped open the
emergency door and jumped out, I'm out of here. Boy,
he was. He was arrested. I remember not judging Detroit.

(51:09):
Something from the follow up News dot com department, is
this the one with the zoom court This is the
one who handcuffed the teenager she was a fall asleep
and or giving him lip right, forced her to wear
jail clothes. She fell asleep and in the court room,
he thought that was disrespectful. He's trying to make his

(51:29):
here's a little bit of that.

Speaker 10 (51:33):
That's not something that normally happens. But I felt compelled
to do it because I didn't like the child's attitude.
I haven't been disrespected like that in a very long time.
VENI was I really going to do that? Probably not?

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Could I have?

Speaker 10 (51:50):
Probably so, But that's not what I want to do
to a kid who's there on a field trip. So
that was my own version of scared straight.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Well, he's now being sued by the girl and her family,
which is dumb. Of course. They say the judge's actions
were calculated for the purpose of inflicting fear and severe
emotional distress on the team, and they're asking for over
seventy five thousand dollars.

Speaker 9 (52:14):
Yeah, well this team was homeless, right, that's why they
said she was falling asleep.

Speaker 10 (52:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
You know, they don't have a place to stay.

Speaker 8 (52:21):
Right, so they are going to try and get some money.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Because homeless people are dirty crooks. Sammy no cool, who
said that? Sammy just did? Yeah? Wow, all homeless are
the worst.

Speaker 8 (52:32):
No, they could use the money.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
So, oh, what a stretch? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (52:38):
Am I saying anything wrong here?

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Yeah? What a stretch. Also from the follow upnews dot
Com Department, NASA plans to announce tomorrow how they're going
to get those stranded Boeing astronauts back from the space station.
They've been up there since June. They were alway supposed
to be up there for eight days. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
I was thinking about that this morning on my way
to work. We have two people in space. Yeah, we're
basically just stranded. Yeah, and it's been nobody's been talking
about it really that much.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Well, people have been talking about saying, are you guys
getting handle this or not? People have been talking about it. Sure,
But you wouldn't this bes seventies. This would be like
every day yeah seven Yeah, and now we're like that
I forgot stranded in space. Fix it. It's like if

(53:29):
you're stuck in traffic, bumper to bumper, not moving, there's
an accident, right you could see your exit from where
you sit. They're up in space. They're looking at Earth
like we just have to right there. Damn it, just
jump you know? Easy? Yeah? How about this story a
Florida mom facing child abuse charges after she allegedly helped
her teenage daughter fight another kid at the bus stop.

(53:51):
Oh good, everybody nearby just watched and filmed. So apparently
during the fight, the thirty four year old mom got
whacked with a Stanley cup O day and then she
was seen on video putting the other kid in a
headlock while her daughter is wailed on her. So the
mom was arrested. Her daughter's also facing charges. I mean, hell,
everybody got arrested. The other kid that they beat up,

(54:11):
that was even hit with a felony aggravated battery charge,
as they should. Everybody not unattracted.

Speaker 8 (54:16):
That Stanley Cup's got to be a deadly weapon, got
to be considered.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
That's crazy, absolutely, Sammy Stanley Cup. Yeah, I mean, if
he got clocked over the head, it's illumined, but it is.
It started, especially if you smack somebody with the bottom
of it. Ye, swung it around. It's got a great handle.
Can you get torque on that thing? That would do damage?
An apartment complex in San Antonio build a woman fifteen
thousand dollars for breaking her lease because she died. The

(54:44):
family tells the management, Hey, she passed away, that's why
she can no longer live there. But they still build
them for the unpaid rent, along with an additional fee
for breaking the lease, despite there being a law in
Texas that allows family members to cancel a lease if
someone dies. Oh my god. So when the news got
ahold of the story, they called the apartment complex. The

(55:05):
manager had no comment, quote due to tenant confidentiality, Like
you mean the dead woman you're charging rent to? And
by the way, the woman's family also got a collection
letter threatening to file legal action. Oh wow, so stupid.
I tried that with I've got this credit for an
Australian airline. How's there, Well, they're up.

Speaker 6 (55:26):
They're pie is that they won't give me back my
four hundred dollars because it was canceled during coronavirus. That's
how long ago it was. And so I said to them,
like I'm not going to Like I said, what if
I'm never going to Australia again in my life? And
they said, whale, sorry, he's probably yeah yeah, they said,
well you could have it transferred to a friend a
family members, Like what if I was dead?

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Where would it go?

Speaker 6 (55:45):
Like, well, you aren't dead. It's like, well what if?

Speaker 11 (55:49):
Right?

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Yeah, how do you know? Kill yourself? I know I'd
be like, look at you made me do? Yeah? Yeah,
you could see behind it says now what yeah? Yeah,
how about that doing go? A guy in North Carolina
he bought a house and says that when he closed

(56:09):
on the house, somebody made a joke that he could
lower his monthly payment if he won the lottery. So
on a whim, he bought a ticket the very next
day and won four hundred and forty thousand dollars. So
he paid off the house that he just closed on,
which is dumb. And uh, he's going on a big
fishing trip. Oh sweet, And then he says he says
he's going to save whatever's left. He's going better lure.

(56:31):
I don't know which one in the news.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
I know, Yeah, I'm not sure. I like how his
friend's advice is you know what will help you financially
winning the lottery?

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Well that's what's what was that study that we had
if you need to make was it a if you
want more money, if you need more money, make more money? Yeah?
Do you know what? We made fun of it at
the time, but I absolutely believe it now. You do
like the manifestation no.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
Because like you have a job, but you can you
still have more hours in the day. You could still
like make things, sell things online. You could see what
you're saying, there's not your job is not your only
way you can get income, right, Okay, So I see
what you're saying. Like, for example, I'll put it in
terms of you know what we do, so we do

(57:17):
the show, that's what we get paid for. But you remember,
like on Arrested Development, they always said there's the money
in the banana stand, but there was literally money lining
the walls of the banana stan and caught fire.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Yeah kind of Uh. In radio, you can go to
the sales department and be buddy buddy with them and
help bring them in clients, and then you get paid
extra money because they do you know, live commercials or
so there's extra money beyond what you just do leaven
the show.

Speaker 6 (57:48):
Practically illiterate and can't read, They'll still let you read
commercials if you're friends with the sales department.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Right menace. I mean, you know any firsthand knowledge of
that or I know, but what he's saying is is that.
But my point is what you're saying is absolutely true.
We're making fun.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
But if you guys, you have to admit if you
had a friend and you just bought a house and
you said, hey, John, I'm really strapped financially now that
i have this mortgage payment, and he said to you,
you know what you could do win the lottery, you
would be oh really.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Sometimes he was being tongue in cheek, obviously, but this guy,
the guy, why not when buys his ticket monat Yeah,
pretty cool, four hundred some thousand dollars and he paid
off a house, No, paid off a house, gone on
the big fishing trip, and he has left over to save. Well,
I mean, it wasn't it wasn't the very beginning of
the of the mortgage. You know, find he was only

(58:39):
what two days and yeah, I hadn't even had his
first payment yet. Yeah, exactly. It's paid off eighty seven
seven forty four wood. He would have been better off
investing that money. But you know, well that's his concern. Yeah, no,
I know. But now it's just one big piggy bag
that you're sitting in. I think I found his home.
It's a two hundred and fourteen thousand dollars. Oh wow, okay,
so two bad one bath in Mebane, North Carolina. So

(59:02):
if he won the four hundred and forty, that's that
can't be the take home. That's got to be probably yeah,
pre tax. Yeah, anyway, cool fishing trip. He's got a
little shout out back. Nice. It was like the red
and white barn doors. That's kind of ye. So big
enough to riding lawnmower easily. Oh another dream, another dream
of Greg's a riding lawnmower.

Speaker 6 (59:25):
Show them right back.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
We always seem to like talking about Costco in this
show cost a lot for different reasons. Oh by the way,
guess who went for like the first time in twenty
years and is now an official member of Costco? You guys,
bort Real, Why why did you avoid the Costco for
so long? I just did happy plays.

Speaker 11 (59:46):
I just didn't have a reason to go for the
longest time, Like the last time I was in a
Costco legit was the Phantom Menace came out in.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Theaters and it was still wws. Wow.

Speaker 11 (59:57):
I just hadn't made it back that way ever, and
Wow Menace found out about it, and I've never seen
his jaw drop further or for him to be more
excited than to say, let's go to the Costco.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
Let's go because we had some time to kill before
an event. And it was right there, I go, We're
going inside and immediately and you signed.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Up for a membership.

Speaker 11 (01:00:17):
Oh oh yeah, I mean, but that was after walking
through my jaw drops. I'm looking around. They have, you know,
video games everywhere for discount, they have action figures, they
have what Mena saw me get most excited for a
shop back.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Yeah, which I was surprised. Is that what you bought? Yeah,
a shop fact, Yeah, I need a shot.

Speaker 11 (01:00:35):
Everybody shop for pets Man for hey, all that stuff
I need to And I was like, you know, screw it,
let's let's sign up, let's get shop back.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
And but Bort does not keep horses by the way
that he is for his us yeah, which will clog
a normal vacuum like nothing, thank you. Yeah. Yeah, wow
welcome here, actually, welcome back. Yeah. I've only been there,
you know, five times in the last week, so I
think I'm a little hooked. Now. Yeah, now I know
why Menace likes the food court so much? Which one?
Because the Costco food court? Which one which I'm talking

(01:01:09):
about Costco? Right, yeah, because I don't consider it a
food court? Oh whatever the yeah, what is it? What
do you say? Food court?

Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
Isn't what they call it, but I' pretty sure it
is greg And what do you think?

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Whatever? Point is? You know, Menace likes himself some wieners, yes, yeah,
And at Costco, when you get the paper cup with
the clear lid and you peel the lid back, people
are making an observation that it makes a penis shape,
and they're posting their pictures of it online. I hate
this comment is pretty funny. It says Costco just expects

(01:01:43):
me to drink from the balls of my lid because
like where it first pops up, it looks like the
set of balls, and then when you peel it back,
that creates the shaft A fourteen year old boy, Yes,
why why are you not? Why are you hating all those?

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
Because I want a straw I don't want to peel
my lid, but you can't get a straw if you like, yeah,
he's just on the babe. But then like when you
put your straw through it, it's like, I don't know,
it tears the it tears the top of the cup
like in a weird way.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
It's terrible. They have like terrible lids from sign to
be Sippy. But you're saying it's no good, menace. It's
no good anyway. It's straight track menace. Go ahead and
get you. They need new ones. Forty four Wooding. You
could text us over to two two nine eight seven.
You know what I found at the Costco? Those uh,
those little egg fritata things that you brought in veggie

(01:02:31):
whatever they are, Yeah, the trash nuggets. No, they're not trash.
All those are so good. I love them, and I
mean I've been eating those every day since you brought
them in. They're legit.

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
They're legit, tastey, legit, juicy, look actually good for you.
They're low calorie, yeah, because it's it's just it's egg whites,
veggies and it's all veggies cheese with some egg. But
it's like it faces, it's it's like a little omelete
like do you eat do you eat fajitas?

Speaker 13 (01:02:53):
Menace?

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
That's veggies. Yeah, but again these nugget are disc shaped things.
They're all I can eat three of them veggie, three
of them tied me over and they're really good. And
on weight Watchers for the three it's only five points.
They're garden lights, spinach egg white for tatas and how
many points do you get a day? Uh? Forty one?

(01:03:15):
Oh okay, that's great.

Speaker 11 (01:03:16):
Then I'm down the forty because you know, losing way okay,
minus the healthy stuff. Can I shout out the most
delicious thing I saw there yesterday?

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
What was that? The orange dreamsticled cheesecake? Oh yeah, how big?
Was it? Bigger than my head?

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Huge?

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
It brought on port just hearing about it. But maybe
on Monday now that you guys are excited. Underwear just ripped.

Speaker 10 (01:03:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
I love the when they have the pumpkin pies that
are just like the back. Let's go the one the
costco off via Princessa up in Santa Clarita. They were
redoing the whole bakery, so they were really down bad
in that acry department. They didn't have tho little mini
chocolate chip cookies, which thanks God, because man, I don't know,

(01:04:06):
I don't know what it is to walk by those
and not grab something. Yeah, it's impossible, impossible. I'm sure
they have a really good deal on some cottage cheese
and some sweet potatoes. Greg's got some sweet potato up here. Well,
it is Friday morning. We're having some computer issue network. Well,

(01:04:29):
how about this Greg a nine year old girl in
Pennsylvania who just took on the establishment, which and she
won the small town of Kirwinsville. It's near punk Satawny,
about one hundred miles northeast of the burg Pittsburgh. And
they said they might ban roosters because they're too loudly.

(01:04:52):
This little girl, her name is Lily. She was complaining
about it, Yeah, because she's got a pet rooster c
and she loves this rooster. His name is mister Mohawk.
And she delivered a very impassioned speech at the town
council meeting, and her main argument was that hey, people
left their dogs stay outside and bark all day, Well
that also should be banned. And they're just as loud,

(01:05:14):
so what gives. And while there's been no final decision,
they were very impressed with Lily's speech, and they announced
that mister mohawk is in the clear and no matter
what they do, he'll be grandfathered in. Really wow, you know,
the neighbors are.

Speaker 6 (01:05:30):
Like, damn it, that would be a pain of the
d because her unfortunately no offense to Lily or whatever
her name is, but her argument sucks because you dogs
can be brought inside and don't necessarily have to bark.
Roosters will always be roosters have to bark, Like you
can train me a dog not to be a piece
of crap, yeah, or just don't be a piece of crap,

(01:05:51):
shall be a piece of crap owner. It's so crazy
in my neighborhood and it's blocks away. I can faintly
hear it, but there's a dog that just barks all
day long. I don't care, and I don't understand, Like
how the neighbors that surround that one house don't complain,
are like, how do they're not figure it out? This
has been going on for like two years.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
We've got one house and their dogs too, are out
all the time. And that part of my mind, like
during the day, if they see something they bark from whatever,
Who cares. I don't care about that during the day.
The thing is when they're outside it's like eleven o'clock
at night and they're barking, like you don't hear that.
I know you hear that inside the house. Well they don't.
You don't go out and go get in here or

(01:06:32):
like go on these whatever. The trashy people tune that
out people. That's the that's the part. It's like, I
don't care during the day, but it's at eleven o'clock
at night on a Tuesday, people are trying to go
to sleep for work in school. Off. What have you
called the authorities to play? No, I'm not. I know
you were so quick to call the cops because I

(01:06:53):
don't want to live. That's not worth calling the cops. Cops,
But like animal could find the appropriate outbum Probably you.

Speaker 8 (01:07:00):
Could just go talk to your neighbor.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
You could just do my neighborhood dog.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Again, you could.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Aggressive sun and but you haven't done any of those things.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
That's my point.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
No, no, because it hasn't been that big a deal
to me. But you just think of like a little
on a common sense, Well, you're nice, talking to the
neighbor would be a first step. Yeah, if it got
to that point, you know it was like every night.
It's not every night, but sometimes I'm looking at the clock. Gone, damn.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
Really yeah, the dog doesn't Again, this dog doesn't bother
me because it's so far away. But the setup is
this crazy like the dog is tied to the garage
and the garage door is open, and so it just
like it just like hangs out in the driveway and
just barked at everything and anything all day until late
at night.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
You don't we need to get for Sea Bass. You
know how like old people have the life alert necklace
one that he just can push the button. It goes
right to the cops and you can talk him. Yes, yes,
mister Sea Bass. But you don't love to do anything
about it. Greg, I, like how you're lumping me in
with this right now, don't put into it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:04):
These are problems. Like again, but Greg's not calling the cops,
but the way you do, it's his neighbor with the
open garage door all day, Greg, I, that's exactly tacky.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
But he's not calling the cops.

Speaker 8 (01:08:15):
No jumping steps by calling the cops. Immediately, I saw it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
I saw it one side.

Speaker 5 (01:08:23):
Now if this was a house that was right next
to me. I would not like to sit by and say,
oh whatever. I definitely have to call some authorities and
figure out a way.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Thank you, Ring one one, Yes, getting I'm trying to
make the world better. Nobody else crap.

Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
It for I had a neighbor that had a German
shepherd that barked all day long twenty four to seven.
And then they got a beagle to keep a company,
thinking that would curb the barking. And then the beagle
would howl when the German good b Yeah, terrific.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
Would Hello.

Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
Welcome to another edition of the Menace Cooking Corner.

Speaker 12 (01:09:05):
Yes, chat now Today I'm going to give.

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
You a really quick recipe on how to be a
hit at any party.

Speaker 10 (01:09:11):
Oh yes, ship, check out my wienies ship.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
Oh yeah, yes, check you have some Menus.

Speaker 5 (01:09:16):
World famous wieners right there.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Yes, thank you. Yeah. I like to hut the Woody
shoe and we are into another new hour of insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. It is Friday morning.
It's August the twenty third, twenty twenty four, and my
name is Woody. That's Greg Gory. Boy would Menace is here?
What is up? He also serves as our social media director.

(01:09:41):
You can find us, you can follow us. Thank for
the water show, Thank you for your service in Menace
on your social media platforms. Sea Bass is here our
current employee of the month. We're getting down here to
the end of the month, we're gonna have to crown
another employee of the month. So that'll be a You
get to take that platform, Sea Bass and just play
with all your other really cool stuff you have hanging
up your apartment.

Speaker 6 (01:10:00):
Well, I rejected the award and I don't have a plaque.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
You should do. It's on the way. It's been there
all month, right there, Yeah, being it's been it's been
being there. I want to look at it now. Wow. Okay,
Well not because I need you. Uh yeah, there's a
there's Samy. Fine, go get the plaqu hurry up, ye
bring it in here. Eight seven seven forty four. What
is the phone number? Sent us a text over to
two to nine eight seven. Well. The reason i'm uh,

(01:10:26):
the reason that I want him in here is because
there was a big argument in the office the other day.
Good god, it was a two hour argument. Yeah, So okay, literally,
Lere's here's a question for everybody listening. Whatever your hometown is,
maybe it's not even like your city, your home city,
but your home state. Are people always talking about something

(01:10:49):
that is quote famous, like you know, you know, Nashville
Hot Chicken is an example that Sea Bats brought up
at one point, because remember everybody started talking about Nashville
Hot chicken.

Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
Kentucky Fried Chicken came out with a Nashville Hot chicken
right now.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Sea Basses originally from Nashville, and it was just like
all of a sudden, it was every It went from
being really nowhere to now everywhere had it on the menu,
like nash Buffalo Hot, we want Nashville, right, And so
somehow I was like, wait a minute, how did he mean?
Like I'm from there, I don't even recognize this. I mean,
there's princes that's been around forever. But that was about it,
right right, And well, so the thing is that what

(01:11:24):
he's right, It came out of nowhere. And I talked
to the people who were born and raised Nashally, They're like, yeah,
it just became at that popped into what is this thing?
I lived in Saint Louis for a while, and while
I've heard the name, nobody can really tell me exactly
what it was like. But I don't know what that
means because I know there's a barbecue, there's there's.

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
With sauce, and then some are like just dry rub right,
Kansas City versus Texas versus North Carolina. Correctis Now there
were Saint Louis style ribs that you'll see on what
and Ago.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
I don't know that. Another example, more accurately from Saint Louis,
there's a Saint Louis style bagel, meaning that it's a
bagel that they slice in little slices like bread, vertical slices. Yeah. Multiple,
My wife born and raised in Saint Louis. I lived
a lot of my adult life in Saint Louis. Nobody,
I know my in law, nobody had ever heard of this.

(01:12:14):
Nobody had ever seen this. It's not like when people
get bagels. This is how they cut him in Saint Louis.
Somebody has made this a thing on the internet.

Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
Yeah, I think that was more of a made up thing.
There's there's no real history.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
With that one. Is there something from your home city,
your home state that is associated and people go, oh,
it's whatever style whatever, And you're like, what is that, huh,
and everybody seems to be a mystery them. Well, we
bring this up because my hometown, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Sea Bass
brings up Pittsburgh style steak because we were talking about

(01:12:43):
a couple other things. There's a Pittsburgh style salad which
is not hard just hardly a salad barely. It's iceberg lettuce, right.
And now it doesn't always have to be steak, but
most people like to put the steak on it. So
a steak salad really okay? Or chicken you'll put chicken
on there. Now here's what makes it the Pittsburgh styles. Uh,
they'll put French fries on it, because they do everything

(01:13:04):
with French fries, and they put shredded cheese and some
hard boiled eggs. Yeah. Yeah, so you have that. It's
taking fries, which is great with then some crappy iceberg
lettuce to underneath. I mean taco salads considered. You know,
they call it a salad, it's not really a salad. Anyway,
we talked about that. We talked about the Pittsburgh style sandwich,

(01:13:26):
which is like a Primanny Brother sandwich with again French fries,
coleslaw with so i'd like to put an egg on,
I get the cheese. Great, that's a Also that's a
San Diego style or Mission style burrito with the fry. Yeah,
well they call it California. Okay, so something like that.
Good example on the on the text like, yeah, Detroit
style pizza was never a thing until recently, because it's funny,

(01:13:49):
it's not even really a thing here in Detroit. It
kind of is. I only heard about it when we went.

Speaker 5 (01:13:53):
To Detroit and an hour to go get it, so
it wasn't readily available anywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:14:00):
I went to the Detroit style pizza that's downtown. I
forget what it's called.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
It's damn good. I don't know wherever we went. We
had to take an airplane and the only difference was
this rectangle that was it. Well, it goes up to
the cheese and the sauce goes all the way to
the edge. That's not that great. Yeah, Saint Louis style
pizza basically ketch upon a cracker. It's like the really
thin crust pizza. And they used this mid sauce, and
they used this cheese, this hybrid cheese of Provolon and

(01:14:24):
Muzzarella's legal birthday. We just got nasty aftertaste and it
just sticks to the roof of your mouth. It's disgusting.
But that's the things people in Saint Louis. They know
what that is. It's one of the few things I've
ever eaten that I literally couldn't continue it was so great.
But anyway, style steak. So Seabask goes, what about Pittsburgh
style steak? And I go, what the hell is that?

(01:14:44):
I've never heard that my entire life. And he's like,
he's getting very impassionate in his argument. I just never
heard of it. So I called my dad, who he's
in his sixties and he's lived in Pittsburgh his entire life.
He's never heard of it. He's like, what is that?
Didn't hear about it? We called Pittsburgh City Hall. They

(01:15:05):
never heard of it. Now city Hall mass picked up
the phone. Called the Steelers Sideline store, right, yeah, the
the pro store's the steel you know, Steelers and Sea
And the lady who had they had never heard her.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
She said, is that with the fries on top?

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
Like nothing?

Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
To be fair, the reason I was so impassionate is
because I I googled it, which I'm good at doing,
and there were five hundred articles that describe Pittsburgh style steaks.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
So I'm like, well, this is clearly a thing. It's
not a thing nobody there has.

Speaker 6 (01:15:31):
I called Dell was a Del Frisco's Downtown. I said,
you guys serve a stak Pittsburgh style. She's like, oh yeah,
black and bluey. Absolutely, she knew exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
What I was talking. Okay, but if you called a
radio person ask him a radio question, I'm sure they're
gonna know. Like, which is why I don't blame your dad,
Like if you could have called any other restaurant, like
not a steak place, right, if I called But if
I called my dad and my mom and asked him
anything about Nashville culture, they won't know, just because they're
old people who just don't do that past. See that
was his go to answer for everything, Like, well, what
do you call her dad? He doesn't go out? Yeah?

(01:15:59):
What I did? I called somebody else who this guy
goes out to record Dinners's program directory. He's going out
a lot and doing different things. That's a better example. Okay,
So called we called our our buddy David. David picks up,
and we asked what it was he goes, uh yeah,
and he did hear about it. But here's the thing.
This guy has lived in Pittsburgh for thirty years. Okay,

(01:16:19):
he only heard about it a month ago, a month
or so ago on a Royal Caribbean cruise. Nowhere in Pittsburgh.
Did you hear about this ital No, he heard it
about on a Rabiribbean cruise and it was on the menu.
It's in Pittsburgh style steak. Can you go? Can I
ask you the waiter? Can I ask you a question,
as in person from Pittsburgh? What the hell is a
Pittsburgh style steak? Black and blue?

Speaker 6 (01:16:40):
So this push by the way, he's hot, sear to
the outside, and by the way, there's Pittsburgh but restaurants
that serves the uh yeah, I supposedly the way the
steel workers eight's.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
It's a steak and you call a steakhouse and they
know what it's about. It's black, it's seared black on
the outside, but other than that, it's rare on the inside.

Speaker 6 (01:16:56):
And my other point of this is there's literally a
small chain of houses called Pittsburgh Blue steakhouses, So clearly
it's a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
So they have okay, but they're the place right, Like,
there's one place in Pittsburgh. There's a Pittsburgh they call
it Pittsburgh style pizza and it's called Bettos Bedos dude,
And oh, as if everybody's clamoring for this, no they're not.
There's one place that sells this card.

Speaker 6 (01:17:19):
They bake the crust, they bake the sauce, and then
they put everything else wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
The cheese, loose cheese. It's the weirdest thing. I'd never
even heard of it. Never heard of it anyway. So
somebody text over said, I'm from Baltimore and you hear
Baltimore style wings on their menu.

Speaker 6 (01:17:35):
I've never heard that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
And that's one thousand percent not a thing in Baltimore.
What's a Baltimore's what it makes it?

Speaker 5 (01:17:40):
Ball?

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
Don't be at least with you're the Google experts.

Speaker 6 (01:17:43):
Google with Nashville hot is different than Buffalo hot because
it doesn't rely as much on the vinegar and cayenne.
It's more like a smoky I forget what it is exactly.
I couldn't even tell you, but it's it's a different
style of heat. So there's at least a difference.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
There can ask you a question, Uh, where did you
even come across this Pittsburgh style steak thing.

Speaker 6 (01:18:01):
Well, I is you folks who don't know this. But
before I joined the Woody Show, I was a food
writer for Thrillist.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
I was their local. So you just get you get used.

Speaker 6 (01:18:09):
You hear terms, you hear like, and I would I
fully agree with you in that certain things are more
uh ubiquitous menas so a Philly cheese steak people know
because it's the names. There are cheese steak, but people
know that's.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
Oh, I know what that is.

Speaker 6 (01:18:24):
Chicago Deep Dish Pizza. Again, it's in the name.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
They know what that is.

Speaker 6 (01:18:29):
Nashville Hot Chicken, people like, Oh, they don't know exactly
why it's that, but they may know. And I in Pittsburgh,
I think Pittsburgh style steak is down that list where
it's not as famous at all.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
But but again I but I mean not famous at all.

Speaker 6 (01:18:41):
Guys, there were five hundred articles recipes. There's a chain
of restaurants called Pittsburghlteak is awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Thank you. Okay, it might be great, but that's not
the point. That's not that's not they're not arguing it's
as known as Like I said, a Philly cheese steak.
But it is definitely a thing, of course. Okay, so
does it exist? Yes? Does anybody even in Pittsburgh know exists?
The percentage I would be if you went on the
streets and went to wherever you wanted to go and
you would ask them a one hundred people ten maybe, Well,

(01:19:10):
look at the timeline on Google.

Speaker 6 (01:19:13):
Oh, the Google trends is a good point, because when
I googled it there were articles going back is you know,
twenty something years and that's just the Internet. And again
and apparently it's if you don't respect Pittsburgh steel workers,
that's on you Copparently.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
That's how they eat their steaks. Are there any left.

Speaker 12 (01:19:27):
This is?

Speaker 6 (01:19:28):
This is probably apocryphal menace, but they say that that's
the reason it's called Pittsburgh style blue is the steel
workers would have their their they bring raw steak to
work like you do, and they wouldn't have anything to
cook it on, so they have just on the hot
steel or with their wedding torches. That's why it's charred
on the outside and rear.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
On the raw. Okay, so that's a legend, just throwing
this out there. Not sure if there's anything like this
from whatever city or state that you are from, something
that the people try to Yeah, people all of a
sudden try to make it like it's a thing like
and own it. Yet nobody really seems to know what
the hell it is, Like like an Albuquerque red or green. Yeah,

(01:20:05):
but that's saw but that's an actual thing they are,
and people do know because that's even on the license
place for New Mexico Red Green Chili. That's the reverse.

Speaker 6 (01:20:12):
People in Albuquerque know all about it, but somebody in
Colorado would have no idea, or Washington.

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
Pretty much would have no idea pretty much, but for
that location.

Speaker 6 (01:20:20):
Yeah, and Bess could not stand six six one people
about Pittsburgh. Six want heard about Pittsburgh stake ten plus
years ago?

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
Cool case close? All right, Well, you see I love
the message.

Speaker 5 (01:20:30):
I called the mayor honestly, and they have voicemail. I
left the message asking I haven't I haven't heard back yet.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Like me, it'd be like me trying to tell you
about Nashville, your hometown, and like what people know or
don't know, Like.

Speaker 6 (01:20:41):
If you if you told me Nashville hot Chicken today
and I was like, what, no one's ever heard of that?
And you google it and found five hundredsults. I'd say,
you know what I was wrong?

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
You would never come. Oh we'll be right there. This
swy like it's like Gia dole eight seven seven text

(01:21:11):
USTs over to two to nine eight seven. Oh, this
is unfortunate. This guy they got bitten on the testicles
by twelve foot python while he was sitting on the toilet. Yeah,
so he beat the snake to death with a toilet brush. Nice, damn,
that's a strong toilet brush. That didn't really go through

(01:21:33):
the toilet or did he put in? Yeah? What's it's Thailand? Sexual?
I gonna say what country? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
guy in Thailand. Okay, yeah, it's back to school time. Louisville, Kentucky.
The Jefferson County School District they changed their bus routes
this year, so it left some kids without easy access
to transportation. So a group of middle schoolers they protested

(01:21:55):
by recording a hip hop song called where my bus at? Nice?
Where your grammar is at? It's a better question. Well
that's why they're going to school? Sea bat. All right,
here's the I believe they call this a bop? Right, Okay,
all right, there we go that's really good. That's a

(01:22:29):
good bop.

Speaker 5 (01:22:30):
You know, that's good sor right, they're trying to do
what this kid, these kids from Europe are doing or
where they're making songs like this and the kids from
Europe are.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
Just like making straight bangers. Yeah, that's not AI. It's
I mean, you know somebody actually made that. It's very decent.

Speaker 7 (01:22:45):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
Yeah, what do you give Elon's AI stuff? Man, have
you messed around with that at all? No, you're just
talking about this stuff that's on X. Yeah. Well, because
he's getting a bunch of stuff. Is all this like real? Yeah?
Because there's like there's no film for fakes stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:23:00):
It's because a lot of times when you go to like,
let's say you wanted to, I want a picture of
Greg Gory in a bikini, most AI image generators would
not let you do that because it's sexual. But Elon,
if you click on X and you click on the
little X logo, you can say, like.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
Try it right now. Actually, okay, yeah, Greg Gory from
the Woody Show and a bikini. You might have to
have premium like I do, Thank you very much, Greg
Cory from the Woods. Premium. Oh, while you're doing that,
you want to tell everybody what happened with your cart
Narks thing which you were trying to register. So if

(01:23:36):
you're a small business person.

Speaker 6 (01:23:37):
Understand, okay, So I so to get verified on the
Facebook and Instagram platforms. They they will, they'll do it
for you for a fee, which is what Twitter does too.
But they want you to have a business license. So
I said, okay, I might as well get a business
license for cart arcs. Make it official. I already have
insurance because I know if I get sued, this company's
not saving me. So I go through the process, get

(01:23:58):
the LLC, and I get fifteen pieces of mail and like, oh,
what's all this? And it looks real official for corton
Arks LLC Business blah blah blah blah blah, And it's
like you could get a thousand and fifteen hundred dollars
fine right now if you don't have the employee safety workplace,
you know, the posters and the human trafficking poster.

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
Do people have to do that they're running a business
out of their house.

Speaker 6 (01:24:21):
That's the question I had because I but these letters
look super official, like five pay US eighty five dollars,
we'll send you a post right now to avoid this
fine like oh, and then at the bottom, this is
not correspondence from a government official.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
This is like, oh, it's a scammer who's trying to
scare people. Gave up your information the government. But yeah,
because it's now, it's now it's public. Well yeah, because
I remember one point we created an LLC because you
used to be able to do stuff, you know, as
a show and so like for some of our business dealings. Yeah,
people would pay the corporation and then anyway, so we

(01:24:55):
signed up and did the whole thing. Never end up
being able to use it because there was some loophole
that were closed from the government. And so we had
this business that was opened for I don't know, maybe
a year or so, closed it down. But still to
this day, I get all this stuff sent to me. Yeah,
you know, and scare tactics and big fat, really expensive

(01:25:17):
catalogs of like all the office equipment stuff like industrial
garbage cans, filing cabinets. Uh yeah, stuff for like the
cleaning solutions and yeah, just because you're on a list
now yeah right, yeah, little wet floor signs.

Speaker 6 (01:25:31):
But I can imagine like you, like you're a plumber
or whatever or something or some kind of consultant and
you signed up and.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
What the hell? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:25:39):
All right, so greg I got the This is the
Elon grock Ai Okay, Gregory from The Wood Show in
a bikini, Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
It doesn't look like you at all. I know, but
I wish I looked like that. Yeah, keep eating those.

Speaker 6 (01:25:53):
Uh somebody Sammy would like.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
It's so really Yea, he has Glenn Palell.

Speaker 8 (01:25:59):
He's attracted if he doesn't have a bikini on.

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
Yeah, it looks How about this one? This guy, he's
at a bar in Rhode Island. It's called Dead Beats.
Sounds like a cool place. These three guys in their
thirties walked up to him, dragged him out, and beat
him up so bad that he lost consciousness and they
may have broken his jaw. Sounds he's gonna be fine.
But the initial reports they said that they beat up

(01:26:23):
the dude over a song that he played on the jukebox.
No word on what that song was, and the owner
of Dead Beats ain't snitching. They're denying there was even
a fight in the first place. However, because of social media,
and I guess it's a pretty popular place. There were
a number of people who were there, so obviously a
lot of people had questions, and so, according to people

(01:26:44):
on social media who claimed they were there, the victim
was harassing the female bartenders and some other women at
the bar that night, and he kept playing square dance
music on the jukebox just to annoy everybody, and so
they were skipping his songs, which the people at the
bar to do. So he starts harassing the bartenders whatever,
which got him even more fired up. So he shoved

(01:27:05):
a woman and then that's when he got his ass
beat again. All unofficial, but I would expect that from
a place called dead Beats.

Speaker 6 (01:27:13):
And I'm looking at this Google street View. This is
one of those bars. You see a lot of these,
like in the Chicago area that are built into the
bottom of what.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
Used to be a house. Yeah, and the basement bar, yeah,
which is cool, which is then you can't you're subterranean. Yeah.
Where do we want to is? I can never say
it correctly? Is USA on the track? Or yeah on
the track? It's in New Orleans? Yeah, and yeah the
whole jazz fest. Yeah, it's like an old house man.

(01:27:41):
Some of the best gumbo and new Orleans Barbecue trimp
and they had a New Orleans Barbecue srimp po boy
that medic and I dude, it's just butter. Yeah, I
use I use this by the track, Oh yeah, by
the track, by the track, I use this. Yeah, it's
so good built into they have one that this this

(01:28:02):
This dude his only jobs is to come in every
day and make the gumbo. It's his only job. Yeah,
it's a gift from heaven. Yeah, it's so good.

Speaker 6 (01:28:10):
Every time I park outside of it, though, I think
my car is gonna get broken in.

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
It might maybe it might, but that's part of the charm. Yeah.
Oh yeah, that's the spot right there. Show. Now, you know,
of all the people here on the show, Greg is
by far the most romantic. There's nothing like a good romance.

(01:28:35):
Greg loves love I do. How can you not nothing wrong? Well,
it just depends. It does get to a point where
it's a little cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
But it can be cheeseball, it can be over the top,
it can be Baulberg stickers on your car.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Yeah. Now Greg gets started to mention. I said, oh wait,
hold on, I think everybody needs to hear this. I
was a little bit surprised to hear. For the first
time ever, Greg was covering his eyes during a commercial.
Yes from All Things E Harmony. I really I would
think that would be like porn. I know you would think, yeah,

(01:29:08):
and I think there were still around I issue not.
I physically put my hands in front of my eye.
It was so disgusting.

Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
I guess they have this new ad campaign where there's
someone for everyone, you know, like it's just a romance thing,
and this one particular E Harmony ad. If anybody's seen it,
let me know. There's a dude standing in the bathroom
in front of the mirror. He has no shirt on,
and he's notices something on his back, so he kind
of contorts his back. Oh, and it's this massive ZiT

(01:29:39):
that is so gross, like.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
It's comically large. It's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
And then so he realizes he has the ZiT, can't
reach it himself, walks out into the family room where
I guess his girlfriend or wife is lying watching TV,
and he walks up to her and kind of just
sits right in front of her where she has her legs,
and shows her the ZiT and she reaches.

Speaker 3 (01:30:01):
Up and starts to squeeze it. Chicks Love doing that right, Yeah,
I love.

Speaker 8 (01:30:07):
I think it's just the type of persons.

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
Female centric. Yeah, like they're My daughter is even into it.
My wife is into most women that I know. They'll
see it even on a person that's not part of
our femin they'll go, let me get it. But yet
my wife is grossed out by doctor pimple popper. Oh
I can't. I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:30:29):
So I don't even know if it shows. Well I
do know now because Mario was in the room and
I said, can look, and I put my hands in
front of my face. He said, they don't show it
actually happening, explode, but you assume it does happen. And
right after it happens, does he go back to the
bathroom and clean it up?

Speaker 7 (01:30:43):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
And does she wash her hands?

Speaker 7 (01:30:45):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:30:46):
He just lies back and lies into her arms and
they watch TV together everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:30:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Disgusting. Okay, are you for my own?

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
Like, if you're with a you know, your boyfriend whatever,
and you see he's got a Nope, got a white one, brillin.

Speaker 8 (01:31:05):
I'm gonna ignore it, pretend it's not there.

Speaker 3 (01:31:07):
I'll see people in I'll see people in public, and
I'm like, dude, can I take care of that for you.

Speaker 5 (01:31:14):
It.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
I just don't know how.

Speaker 5 (01:31:15):
But I'm looking at this commercial right now, and it's
been around for nine months. Really it only has thousand
a few days ago.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
Six says. I saw that commercial last week and I screamed,
I'm with you, Greg, Yeah, it's disturbing. Now. Have you
ever had to do something for Mario like that was gross? Yeah? Like,
because couples, especially after you've been together for a while,
I mean, you experienced gross stuff with each other.

Speaker 4 (01:31:40):
Right after he had back surgery, I had to help
him to the toilet, But I didn't have to do
anything after that, and that's not gross. And I would
have done everything you like, yeah, of course, because I'm
sure he'll have to do that for me.

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
Yeah, I did have in the future. I did have
a big old honker on the back like on my hamstring,
like on the back of my uh of my thigh
ingrown hair or something. I don't know. And I don't
even know it was there until I had like a
like a random mitch. I went to itch and I'm like, wow,
I can feel it, like how big a way. I
couldn't see it, of course, and so I'm like wow,
So uh my wife's like, oh, let me see it,
and she goes, and it was a ZiT on your thigh. Yeah.

(01:32:16):
I think it started like you said. Maybe it's like
some kind of ingrown hair or something. I don't know,
but anyway, she's like, oh, this one's a bleeder too,
and she's like getting it nice. Yeah, but it took
care of it. Now it's gone. It feels Hey. There
was one time she had had this procedure done, you know,
like an ablasion where they have to go into the
your uterus. I remember that, dude, like like a hot
siline to burn the whole inside of the uterus for

(01:32:38):
you know whatever those things that grow anyway, so, uh,
within a week she goes what is going on? She walks.
I'm like in bed, i'd just woken up or I
was sleep and she woke me up to take a
look at her vagina and there was like something hanging
from it looked like an extra lip, remember that. Yes,
I'm like I'm trying to forget. I'm like, what is
that to be something from the head, like, you know,

(01:33:00):
whatever from the oblasion whatever had like fallen and like
came through, but it looked like another like another.

Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
Lady put like they want to touch.

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
It was like I kind of looked. I kind of
looked like I said, does it? Does it hurt? Because no? Anyway,
so she made an emergency appoint with her doctor and
Doc's like, oh, well that's just I was like, oh okay,
but anyway, you see stuff. I mean I watched childbirth,
so I mean anything after that seems like I wouldn't
be any You could poop the door open, you can

(01:33:29):
pop pimples. None of that stuff is gonna skive me out.

Speaker 6 (01:33:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33:33):
Yeah, but like you do stuff like that, like like
you know, good morning, is this a hemorrhoid? Yeah? Is
this a hemoroid? Here? Look yeah, is this a hemorrhoid?
Check it out? Is this a buttons it?

Speaker 6 (01:33:42):
I would ask, I would ask them that's love.

Speaker 5 (01:33:46):
I would ask our audience men as if it grows
them out, But they've tuned down so they can't hear me.

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
Dude. Pimple Popper is a huge show. I don't like
you watch that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
I get see that, you get we understand that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
Yeah that you get in depth of descriptions about other things. Okay, Yeah,
that's the thing. That's love, man, I love. Yeah, I'm
sorry you see Greg Now, I understand. Sorry, you guys
don't love love.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
We don't know what it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
Yeah, you don't. You haven't gotten to that level yet. Someday, guys, Yeah,
wait until you wipe something. This was my wife shaved
my bag for my vasectomy. I said, hey, nice work, Chris.
That is seriously unnecessary. I know it is something you
can do yourself. She just wanted to do it. Oh yeah,
sunburn peels. That's another thing chicks like. That's true? Is it?

Speaker 8 (01:34:32):
I don't think it's a girl thing.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
It's not.

Speaker 8 (01:34:37):
Because I don't like it.

Speaker 9 (01:34:39):
I've known plenty of guys who have. My high school
boyfriends like that. He used to always want to pop
my zids and mans it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
Yeah, guy, more women than guys, if again, I believe
if we did an unscientific poll, yes, I do want.

Speaker 8 (01:34:54):
To do a poll because I don't think it's true
that it's more girls.

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie, text over to two
ninety seven, ladies. Let's do a little text poll. Ladies.
Are you are you a ZiT monster? Do you like
getting after him? Text over yes or no? Over to
two two ninety seven. We'll see how that goes.

Speaker 10 (01:35:13):
Are you all in.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
What Happens Pammar Jared giving love to the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
They're super fun, Woody Ravy Medicine. Greg.

Speaker 8 (01:35:25):
They even do a game where they guess part's called
Guess Who's gas Check it out.

Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
I welcome back. It is Friday morning. Good morning. It's
August and twenty third, twenty twenty four, and today is
a National Cuban Sandwich Day. Yummy. Oh, let me a
good Cuban sandwich. So simple but so good. Yeah, really good.
It's a National sponge cake Day. Oh ray, Yeah, I'm
with you, Greg Boring.

Speaker 8 (01:35:52):
I love it. Very shortcakeake.

Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
Oh yeah, stuff on it, but just the sponge cake itself, boring,
so delicious. I think he has a kind of like
a chemically taste to me, you know, like it was
just by itself. Mega boring. It's also find your Inner
Nerd Day today. Something's going on in the world of
entertainment back in the day. This is a story that
broke a couple of days ago. I just I don't
think I ever paid attention to this, but it's a

(01:36:16):
it's a big deal for a lot of people. So
here we go. Sorry for being late to the party.
But the Backyard Sports video game franchise came out in
nineteen ninety seven. It was big, like Backyard Baseball. It
was like sports with cartoons, massive hit for kids. Ninety seven. Man,
I was already an adult and I was working, you know,
in radio and everything else. But now the franchise, it's

(01:36:36):
making its return in the coming months with the original
cast of kids from the games and after Baseball was
released Backyard Sports Sports, they go to soccer and basketball, football,
they did hockey, so that's coming back. I have never
seen this. I had neither. Maybe, and again I think
I was just I think I was just too old
for it. But it was. It was really really big

(01:36:57):
nineteen ninety seven. I was living in Portland or End
at the time.

Speaker 8 (01:37:01):
It feels like this should have been my generation. But
I don't recognize it either.

Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
Twenty years old.

Speaker 6 (01:37:06):
Yeah, I don't think this is I think we're being
like mind screwed with here. I don't think this ever existed,
and they're just telling us that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:11):
Oh, it's like a Mandeladas. Everybody thinks that Sinbad was
in Shazam orts, remember that. No, never heard of it. Yeah,
I see what else going on in the World of
Entertainment to a few things here. When the cops got
to Matthew Perry's house and found them dead in the
hot tub, turns out they also went through his bedroom
and it was a mass, Greg, you would not appreciate

(01:37:32):
the best, Matthew. So they said the rest of the
house was clean, but his bedroom super dirty, clothes and
used towels thrown everywhere. Wow, and a quote looked like
someone was in the middle of a long bender or
or just a single guy. Yeah, I mean, yeah, the
rest of my house I'm saying, but like when I
was a single guy, the rest of my house would
always be presentable. The bedroom wasn't. Sometimes I wouldn't have clothes.

(01:37:55):
I wouldn't have clothes on the floor at all. I
don't know why I would have it. I would have
a towel hung up. But there were times, Greg, when
I was single, and nobody else's like that. Maybe I
didn't make the bed one morning because I would get up,
set up in the middle of night, go to work, well,
and then I would minutes right because then I would
nap like, well, I'm just going to go to bed again,
And you know that's me.

Speaker 8 (01:38:16):
Currently, I never make my bed.

Speaker 3 (01:38:17):
On the weekends, of course, like if they're you know,
stuff like that. But what I would come home and
make my bed within I would think.

Speaker 9 (01:38:23):
That Matthew Perry would have some sort of housekeeper or
something to pick up after him, if.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
You will to do it, have the assistant. But they
were too busy pumping him with drugs.

Speaker 6 (01:38:30):
Yeah, all right, give me the drugs, but then go
make my bed.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
Richard simmons brother released a statement saying that Richard's cause
of death was quote accidental due to complications from recent
falls and some heart disease as a contributing factor. Oh
so passing out and hitting your head. Uh yeah, because
let me fall he fell in his bathroom, said yeah. Also,
all the toxicology tests were negative except for a couple

(01:38:54):
of prescriptions that he you know, was given by a doctor.
He died on July thirteenth, a day after his seventy
sixth birthday. Oh yeah, Richard. Uh so, Jeff g had
let us know about this. But a few months ago,
I guess Travis Kelsey had said that he wanted to
be in Happy Gilmore too. And Adam Sandler was just
on the Tonight Show and told Jimmy fallon that they
do have a part for Travis, and so he's gonna

(01:39:15):
be in the movie.

Speaker 8 (01:39:16):
Nice not nice.

Speaker 3 (01:39:18):
I wish I could mind eraise him at this point.
That's great, thank you. I felt that way for a lot.
I like watching him play, like just.

Speaker 6 (01:39:26):
He's not as interesting as people pretend to he is.

Speaker 3 (01:39:29):
No, I don't. I don't think he's interesting. I think
he's a really fun player to watch. It's like watching
Patrick Mahomes. Super fun to watch, right, No, so good
in movies and TV. I'm not saying he does. But
he's getting that because I'll tell you why. Not because
he sucks. He's being put in the movie because he's
a you know, big star now oh yeah the day.
But the main reason is because all the Swifties will

(01:39:49):
go see Happy Gilmore just to see Travis in the movie.

Speaker 9 (01:39:53):
Adam Sandler says that he's very funny and that will
enjoy him in the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:39:56):
Well what did he host?

Speaker 6 (01:39:58):
Well, Travis, he did, and he wasn't as bad as
I expected him to be.

Speaker 3 (01:40:03):
Okay, okay, so, but there could be other funny football players.
So Columbia Pictures is about to reboot Anaconda. Remember that movie? Yes,
the Studio is going all out. Their early talks with
Jack Black and Paul Rudd, the star in the movie.
The og had Jennifer Lopez and Ice Cube and Owen Wilson.

(01:40:23):
They were like this National Geographic Film Crew or something.
They were taken hostage by this crazy hunter John Voight
I think played that. And uh, they were trying to
catch the world's largest and deadliest snake. Because this is
a new we must kill it. This is a new
comedic spin on the plot. Well it was killing stuff, Greg, Oh, okay,
well then okay killed. It's still in the development phase.

(01:40:44):
A Pacific Rim first of all Rim TV show maybe
coming to your screen soon. Legendary Entertainment it's the company
behind the Giant Robot franchise. They're apparently working on an
origin story like a prequel series the Pacific Rim movies.
That was like a story of humans who work together
to fight this you know, giant monster stuff, and you

(01:41:06):
know the while piloting these giant robots, they're punching and kicking.
It was said it's dumb. But since twenty thirteen, the
franchise has gotten so far like I guess one sequel
movie and an animated show on Netflix. And so now
a Pacific grim TV show maybe coming. House of Villain's
coming back in a big way. The reality competition that's
gonna kick off a special two night premiere Wednesday, October

(01:41:28):
the ninth, seventy five minute episode. It's going to air
on one of your favorites, Greg Bravo, Oh I Do
Love Bravo, E, Sci Fi and USA, and his second
episode will air the following night and it's regular Thursday
ten pm time slot. That'll be on E with our
good friend Joel mchaleck returning as host. A new cast
of Reality All Stars will compete for two hundred grand

(01:41:49):
and the title of America's Ultimate super Villain. But they
got some other people, some special guests who will be
joining them. Speaking of streaming and content and everything else,
guess who is launching a streaming service, Mum, some beverage company,
Chick fil A, right, all right, And they're working with
Hollywood studios and production companies to create content. And they're

(01:42:13):
looking the showcase family friendly stuff, mostly unscripted like game
shows and reality TV, but they say there's also room
for scripted projects and animation. No word on when that
might happen. Well, Greg.

Speaker 6 (01:42:26):
If the Michelin Entire Company can make a dining guy
can reread food, I think it can work in reverse.

Speaker 3 (01:42:33):
Right Yeah. Also true, the rumored new Bronze iPhone sixteen
pro dubbed Desert Titanium will supposedly be replacing the previous
offered blue titanium as the fourth color for the new
iPhones that will come out.

Speaker 5 (01:42:47):
That's yeah, That's all you have to note on the
iPhone suck is that the color of the phone is
a big news story.

Speaker 3 (01:42:52):
Well, I mean all that stuff, every little kind of wrinkled,
all those stories about the new products. Everybody's always you know, guessing.
I mean with Samsung, the colors aren't the story. But
Apple is like Taylor Swift. That's because they're not a
story anything. People don't nearly freak out about the androids
as much as they do. Nobody cares, Nobody care.

Speaker 6 (01:43:12):
Again, this is again, this is but I'm saying why though,
think about, Oh, why do people freak out about the
new Stanley mug color at Target?

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
Because they're dumb? Oh is that what it is?

Speaker 6 (01:43:21):
That's saying again, say it's a color or is it
just your preference? And so you're the people who are
stood outside of targets.

Speaker 3 (01:43:30):
No, no, no, I'm saying that, you know, it's it's
I don't think it's about necessarily being dumb. It's just
that the whole fight between the Android and the iPhone
thing I think is so dumb, Like that's dumb. The
reason that anybody goes like, oh iPhone, that's dumb, or
oh Android, that's dumb, it's just a different option. It's
like why do you have a Ford and somebody else
has a Honda.

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
Whatever?

Speaker 9 (01:43:52):
When you started with it wrapped up in because all
of your appliances now go with that, which is part.

Speaker 6 (01:43:57):
Of the which is part of our problem with iPhones
is that they up charge you and lock you into
specific iPhone only things that androids are open source. Yeah,
well that that sort of yes, But yeah, we used you,
we used generic and thank you, and I wish I

(01:44:19):
were we We used generic and open source stuff. That's
that was the that was the whole complaint from the beginning, Sammy.
It's not just one or the other. It is no Apple.
It locks you into their system and locks you into
higher price things just because they can, just because they
know you're dumb enough to follow.

Speaker 3 (01:44:34):
That and some people just don't care. They like the interface,
they like the look or whatever, and so that's that's
what they It works fine for them. Like there's like
the old people to go like, you know what, I'm
fine with just a flip phone. I don't need all
this other stuff. That stuff's not important to them. That's
what I'm saying. Yeah, all right, how about this board?
I know you're in the Pokemon The Pokemon World Championship
finalists in Hawaii was disqualified after making a rude and

(01:45:00):
sexual gesture toward an opponent that's not nice. The tournament
says that the dorking question was booted for unsportsmanlike conduct
after doing a quote jerking motion with his fist that
looked rude. Now, some are making an excuse, saying it
was more of a roll of the dice that usually
ends with an open hand, Like if you're rolling dice,

(01:45:20):
it's open hand. This was more like what's his face?
And the hangover the who's the Asian guy? That I'm
John's character? You see that? Well? But see that's the
open hand is for both though, right, it could be
for what you create from that act.

Speaker 6 (01:45:35):
Yeah, because you're tossing on that yeah, yeah, I would
argue that's the that's the more and more common version.

Speaker 3 (01:45:40):
You're throwing it at someone's face. If you're just doing
like the the jerking motion, it like yeah, you do
that and then you finish and then you throw Okay, okay,
here's here's the difference. I think there are two different things,
right so, like, uh, the just the jerking motions. Who cares? Right,
that's like a big deal. Whatever, who cares? Hold on

(01:46:01):
this with the throat. That's an f you. That's like,
that's one of that's one of these. Let's see if
I saw wood he is arguing the wrong thing.

Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
I saw you doing that, Woodie, I would think it's
the joeing thing, because why on earth would you randomly
just roll dice.

Speaker 3 (01:46:16):
No, No, I'm not. I'm not arguing for the roll
the dice. I'm saying, like, there are two different jerking
off motions right right. One this is whatever who cares? Like, Okay,
somebody says somebody, you go, oh whatever, dude, Okay, Now,
like somebody else says something to you and you're like
you're having almost like a disagreement you and you do
the motion where you do this with the release that's
like f you like you go to.

Speaker 4 (01:46:36):
A restaurant and the person you're with says, I know
the owner, you could do the jerk thing. That means
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:46:46):
Because the throw is from the hangover. He ends with,
right now, I'm getting yes anyway, So uh yeah, that
big big news at the Pokemon World Championship. What if
you're dice joeing? Yeah, I mean yeah, what if you're
a bone? Yeah, like you're throwing craps right like you won?
And yeah, all right, time for the birthdays. The part of.

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
Birthday shivery Gona, it's Shiversday. We're gonna sita like it's Shiverday,
and you know, we don't do what birthday and.

Speaker 3 (01:47:17):
The celebrity birthdays. He got to Julian Casablancas, the lead
singer of The Strokes, who was Strokes so funny look
at that. That was a nice segment when he was
playing or were they just playing that? Uh it's he's
forty six years old today. Shelley Long, who is Diane
Chambers on Sheers. She was also a dedie on Modern Family. Right,
she's seventy five. Sky Blue from LMFAO is thirty eight.

(01:47:41):
He got the Joanne Fogret, who was Anna on Downton Abbey,
who is forty four, Ray Park, Darth Maul and the
Fan of Menace. He was also in Solo, a Star
Wars story. He was also in Heroes and X Men
and the g I Joe Movie. He's fifty. Jay Moore,
comedian and actor. Very annoying. I hate that guy. Yeah, no,
how many people like? Yeah? Dude? He was a former

(01:48:02):
SNL cast member. He's fifty four until he got kicked
off for stealing bits. Oh is that what it was? Yeah,
you made it in his own book. Yeh. Scott Cohn
dan O on the New Hawaii five.

Speaker 7 (01:48:11):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:48:12):
Also, who's Scott Lavin on Entourage? He's forty eight. Ruler
Rapper Little YACHTI is twenty seven. Rudey Rudy, Rudy Rudiger.
The real life inspiration for the movie Rudy was seventy
six Slive.

Speaker 6 (01:48:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:48:25):
He goes around. He does a bunch of speaking tours.
I know that. Yeah, and a couple of real old timers.
You got Rick Springfield, Oh, Jesse's girls. You your wife
go see him? No, we went and saw Richard mart Oh. Okay, Yeah,
he's seventy five years old, and he got Richard Sanders
less Nessman on WKRP and Cincinnati. He's eighty four years old.

Speaker 10 (01:48:50):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:48:50):
And Barbara Eden Genie on I Dream of Genie. Speaking
of tugging, how many guys do you think he used
to tug one out? Thinking about her back in the
day literal billions? Oh yeah, like an Olympic pool full
of potential children. She's got to be in her late nineties.
She's ninety three years old. And your porno birthday is
Chloe Cherry and who, by the way, these days well

(01:49:12):
known for playing Faye the blonde, super skinny, big lip
girlfriend of the drug dealer in Euphoria. Well known, but
she's been a mattress actress in seven hundred and seventy
four fine films, including The Finger Bang Theory. She was
in Sperm Bank Nurse House Call Volume one. What Sperm
Bank Nurse House Call Volume one? Okay? She was in

(01:49:33):
a Black Penises Matter Volume Twoka. She was in Locker
Room Licking. That sounds like something. Yeah, Oh watch that.
She was fantastic and butthole whoores volume seven? And who
can forget her unforgettable role in Don't worry. He's my
step brother. Oh yeah, don't don't worry about it. That's

(01:49:55):
Chloe Cherry who's twenty seven years old today and now
is your porno birthday, Loverty Birthdays. And that is a
Friday morning look at what's happening in the world of
entertainment with the Woody Show. We're gonna take a quick
break more Friday Woody Show is next.

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
Hang on you ask for an answer.

Speaker 3 (01:50:11):
I gave you a question.

Speaker 1 (01:50:13):
Show back in a bit. Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:50:21):
All right, that's gonna do it for this hour. That's
gonna do it for today's show, and that's gonna do
it for the week. Everybody, we've survived. Yeah, time to weekend.
Let's do quick recap what you can find on the
Friday Woody Show podcast. Just go to the woodieshow dot com.
We had the Friday Fail stories and of course our
Dumbass Contest, the d u i Q and Little Buddy.

(01:50:44):
He entertained us all with the late night monologue week
and review love it always a great job, so find
it on the podcast. Just go to the woodieshow dot com.
Coming up for you on Monday, the weekend cheers and jeers,
so you'll be able to share your weekend cheers and
jeers with us and leave anything you got that happens,
maybe a drunk style voicemail. You can always call us

(01:51:04):
any time between now and Monday morning. Just hit us
up eight seven seven forty four Woody, or you can
find us on social media at the Woody Show. And
then also on Monday, Greg has a question. This is
going to be for couples. Yes, it's a question for couples,
and be thinking about it. You want to like just
kind of give us a preview.

Speaker 4 (01:51:24):
Yeah, Basically the question overall is what little white lies
do you tell your partner and why?

Speaker 3 (01:51:29):
Yeah? Mean, he's got an example of a lie that
he tells Mario. I have one, and I have one
from a friend that has something to do with dog poo.
Oh okay, Well the lie that Greg tells Mario is
the one is says I love you, Woody. Look, were
you gonna wait till money to share that or stop it? Okay? Anyway,
that's all happening Monday on the Woody Show. Leave us
an after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woody,

(01:51:52):
Do mena sea bass Sammy, anything you like to add,
no Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 4 (01:51:57):
Yeah, we're ending things are so expensive week with. Things
are so expensive that people are now getting pre declined
credit card offers.

Speaker 3 (01:52:04):
In the mail.

Speaker 1 (01:52:05):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (01:52:08):
I feel like you just send them right to the scammers.
Yeah right, Just send these things directly to the scammers.
Just cut out the middle man of having it delivered
to my house for me to throw it away and
then let them get it exactly. Just do that. I
feel like I don't get a lot of credit card
offers in the mail anymore. I see a lot of
them on email. Oh email, Yeah, I get a credit
card related email daily. Yeah, I both well. Thank you

(01:52:28):
very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much for giving
the show some of your valuable time this week. You
know we'd love to appreciate you for that. The rest
of you guys could suck it. Catch you back here
on Monday. Have yourself a great weekend. SMD double m bye,
Great Friday, mo