The Woody Show August 25th 2023 Podcast

Friday Fails, The DUIQ, Nerdin Out, Dad Jokes & More!

Episode Transcript

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Show. It's the Woody Show.Insensitivity Training class is now in session.

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Good morning, everybody. Looking atthe day to day is August twenty five,
twenty twenty three, Looking and seewhat day coordinates with on the counter.
How would you look at that?Ladies and gentlemen, Today is Friday.
I can't believe now Friday. Goodmorning, and getting into another weekend

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as quickly as we can thank youfor being here. We are the Woody
Show. I'm Woody. That's RabyWoody, l G raybels elf Ger LFG.
There's Menace, what is up?We've got smasks, there's Sammy,
we got bored, we got Caroline, Morgan's here, Vont's here, gangs
all here, you're here. It'sFriday nor the Lordy Show, LMG,

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yeah yeah, LFG is right right, all right, Friday morning is now
official. Anything we could do toget through the morning and the weekend as
quickly as we can will happen today. Quick rundown of what we've got planned
for you. I mean, there'salways something else that seems to pop in
here, but the general plan isFriday fail stories. We're gonna have a

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dumb ass contest the dy Q onthe schedule for today. Raby's been nerved
now for the hours up. Alsothe redneck news story of the week,
So we're gonna need your votes onthe nominees this week to find out I
was moving on into the playoff round. And I know samss the only reason
he came to work today is becausehe was all excited about the dad,
just like, when will this trendend? Hopefully never. Hopefully never.

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Yeah, he didn't even sleep lastnight, he was so excited. Yeah,
people go nuts for the dad jokes. It is funny, Like you
would think it's something so simple andso dumb, but it always blows up
the phones and the texts. Peoplelove them some dad jokes. So see,
Bess, and you're a master atdad jokes. Well, I'm actually
I'm maasture at decent jokes. Okay, not puns. Rebranded his dad jokes

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a few years ago. All right, so you don't sound fun right now?
Yeah, nfg, if you wantto call in eight seven seven forty
four? What he text over totwo two nine eight seven? I got
some animals in the news. Reallya monkey on the loose menace, Oh

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really in central Florida? Okay,scene and a Popeyes drive through? What
this rule? Man? Is yourmonkey got away? Yeah? Apparently one
was in line for the drive through. The monkey just suddenly appeared. Were
playing monkeys it? Yeah. Themonkey seemed to know how to navigate the
streets around the Popeyes and even knewwhat busy roads to avoid. Well.

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Later on that day, police theyconfirmed that the monkey on the loose was
a uh a what's it? Whatthese wild resusesus like Reese's pieces? Nice?
Yeah? Yeah, anyway, didhe get a biscuit or something?
Strip They asked people not to tryto go capture it. Yeah. I've

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not seen another update, so Imean I would figure that maybe they got
this thing. I don't know.Another animal in the news, a man
in Brazil recently saved his two nephewsfrom a jaguar attack. Damn by fighting
the jaguar with his bare hands.Wow. Yeah, the guy ended up
the uncle. You got the multiplebite wounds to his skull, which required

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one hundred and fifty stitches. Jez. But he was out of the hospital
the very next ding. You don'twant to know why, because he's a
man. It's not a pus.Yeah, he wants to go show all
the chicks. Check it out.Yeah, check it out later. That's
what cat. Big cats love bitingyour neck in your head. No,
they just love it. Well,look at like when you know dogs like

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play fight with each other, They'realways like, you know, trying to
put their mouth around the other one'shead or yeah, one of the legs.
I call it chicken bony. Yeah, they'll just like start gnawing on
their legs. Yeah, I don'tknow, man, the jaguar, I
mean, would you be able tofight it? No, like your nephews
are there, right, Yeah,you gotta save them. I mean,

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they're not your kids. But you'llhear about it later if you didn't try.
But I think, I think Ilook around to see if there's any
cameras, you know, and thenlater on it go. Man. I
did everything I can, Yeah,and really just kind of like put a
foot right in the back of oneof them and at least try to get
away with the other one. Butyou figure out which one you like better.
Yeah, and he has the mostpotential, Yeah, which one has

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the most potential, and you pushthe other whichever one he had the most
common then we have common with it. Pushed the other one of your foot
over there, Oh my god,and like he fell trying to run away.
I don't know what happened, butI was able to grab Timmy and
we got out of there. That'swhen the surveillance video comes up. And
then went for poor Jimmy. Yeah, Jimmy's Jimmy's dead, but Timmy's fine.
Timmata, he's fine, and he'smore until yeah, you know,

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I'm saying until the jaguar comes backagain, and then that's when he dropped
the other one and you keep running, okay, like I don't know,
they got startled, dropped them bymistake. I'm really sorry. No,
you don't even admit that. Yousay the kid ran away from me?
Yeah? Uh yeah. Cats canbite through crocodile skulls and turtle shells without

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breaking a sweat. That's just say. That's how that's that's how powerful their
jaws are and they don't sweat.Yeah, and looking. Yeah, but
I mean this guy, he's areal man. Definitely gotta go straight for
the eyes. I guess he probablybuilds his own deck, you know,
you know it man so fun.Uh. Cops rescue to Wallaby that was

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being paraded around the Coney Island boardwalkin New York. Yeah, so you
know, they come from either Australiaor South America. They're not really sure
what the little guy was doing inthe big Apple exploring. Yeah, you
see that all the time with BoA'sis every tourist trap area has some a

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hole. Oh that's true. Takea picture like Britney spears a right,
Yeah, it's a prop. That'sa dick. Yeah, so he was
just walk around, appears to behealthy and happy. You know, he's
now with the Long Island Wildlife Preserve. A little cutie. Yeah. So
they put him in like a pillowsack and I walked him around. Yeah,

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I like, here's the photo.Oh, here we go. After
receiving reports, i'll a twenty twoyear old parading in around at another park
of New York, cops came andgot the wallaby and gave the guy a
ticket. Kid, So there yougot it. Taking pictures with exotic animals.
It's really super cute. It's verymuch I feel like I'm very much

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a great gry like that. Thatanimal doesn't want to be there, Yeah,
it doesn't. It doesn't want tosee the city. Okay, experience
to Times Square. Yeah. Also, if you get bit by one of
those things, good luck getting anykind of restitution. That guy's gone.
And then finally here this couple inBoston. Their wedding ceremony is in jeopardy

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after the dog chewed up the man'spassport less than two weeks before they're due
to be married in Italy. Itdoesn't know what the dues are doing now,
Oh jeez, they got in thecity hall to fill out their marriage
forms. When they got home acouple hours later, they found that their

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golden retriever, Chicky Chick, hadeaten multiple pages of his passport and their
scheduled to fly to Italy in lessthan a week. Oh man, and
the groom to be said that youcan't secure a passport before the flight.
If he can't do his stay homeon, the fiance and their wedding guests
go to Italy without him. Gooddude, it can be done. It
can be done. Yeah, andthey got it done. Yeah, oh

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they did, they did. Iwas listening to another show discuss this.
Oh. They seem to suggest thatthey found beef gravy in the remnants of
this passport. Yeah, and solike maybe maybe the groom did it on
purpose, like, oh, thelittle put a little something something to make

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it more enticing for the dog.Really, he really doesn't want to get
married. Yeah, all right,we'll say you figured it out. I'll
just say you can definitely figure outthere those online comment you gotta be careful
though. They used their senator,some some kind of congressman. Yeah,
yeah, you can go that route. You can call your call, your
local congressman. Sometimes they can helpyou out. They can at least get
you an appointment for like a sameday or next day appointment at the actual
passport office. You've got to becareful by those online ones that promised like

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same day or next day or whatever. Some of those are big time scams,
and you will paid like a thousandbucks. Yeah, there's the only
INSI and still end up with nopassport. Yeah, there's only a few
places in America where you can gosame day passport. Yeah, I've done
it. It was a while ago. It was four hundred bucks joys.
Yeah, but I mean it's stillbetter than the eight hundred or whatever,

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or having to flush your entire tripthat you paid god knows what for that
it's now too late to canceled outsome big fee. Or has the normal
waiting period gone down since the plandemic, because I've got because you have to
turn in your old passport to geta new one, right, Yeah,
but no, I've been hearing thatthe waiting period has increased, great increase.
Yeah, I heard its work.Yeah, it's than ever because now

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people are desperate to travel and theytheir passport to see if it was well.
I acts because my expires in January. But I gotta go on.
Is Burt Chrisher cruise Halloween Bahamas?Yeah, but I wouldn't. But but
I don't. I don't have thinkplanned a twenty twenty four. So I

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figured I was get back from theChrisher cruise. Its not expired yet.
Noaa, yeah, I just waitbecause you're you're playing with fire right now.
Yeah, yeah, I definitely youdon't want to miss that. To
this Italian guy's point, I'm definitelygetting the booklet and the card this time,
so I think if you lose one, yeah, I have both and
the other thing. Now it's likebuddy of mine just got his new passport

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and it's like a hard plastic nowyeah, sloppy season your pocket? Yeah
right, your mine has been sobusted for years because like the first month
I got, I washed it.Oh good, it's already. I wonder
why you're not in charge in youraccount? All right, more shows next?
Hang on, wells. I wouldadd a concert the other day and

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your people were there and I talkedto them in shay. Oh the way
you show doesn't tell me stay allthe three Nobody rites Woody in your show.
I think you're all sid and we'rein two another new hour, I
mean sensitivity training, free clitically correctworld on day Friday morning, everybody,

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it's auguste, twenty fifth, twentytwenty three. I'm body that's raving good
Mark. There's Greg Gore Menas,Good morning to you. Good morning Woody.
We've got Sea Bass there, yedammy, good morning. Sport and
Caroline are here. We've got MorganVaughn or video producer. Poems are open
at eight seven seventy forty four.You can hit us up of the tax
send that over to two two nineseven one day school stopping it with me,

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My mom My, mom o,my little sister, all say the
worst downtown to the gallery, mallingon the poles. We showed you didn't
say nothing twenty dollars, said mom. The shirt is planned with the bud
the flag. The next traps outof what the same old thing about the

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by Miklow nineteen. You know theword. The mom ended the ultimate asked
for adenas and she bought me zips. I said, Mom, what do
you ruined my rep? She says, you're wrongly sixteen you ain't got a
rep. Yeah, I said,mom, let's put these schools back.
She said, no, you goto school to learn, not for a
fashion show. Me. I meanit was gra that was good. Yea

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Instagram that was that original? Bywhat do you by? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, that's why we got thed u y Q freestyle a song
my friend O, Yeah, Idon't. I don't have any freestyle of
villains I which I did. That'sso cool. And I see people who
could do that, I'm like,damn, how do they have the mind
work like that? Because they practiceand they know certain rhymes yea, the

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rhyming dictionary make it cool. Anyway, we got the d y Q coming
up. That's this morning's I'm AssContest. Also Friday Fail stories ready to
go for you this morning. You'reon this Friday as we work our way
through the morning and end of theweekend. What greg I know their lyrics
to the fail song? Oh youdo think? Well you can? You
can help me out with that one. All right, ladies and gentlemen,

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boys and girls, it's time foryour Friday fail. Sorry, you're all
the people thought they had the perfectplan, the plan I can never go
wrong. But somewhere along the linethat went for being a great idea to
one mistaken Meg, that's pretty good, very much. That's all right.

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I mean, look, look youwere in there. I heard it.
You're in that mix girl. Yeah, all good. I feel like it
wasn't great. All right. Well, some more drama on airplanes and started
this week's failed stories, This timeAmerican Airlines flight from Miami to New York
to make an emergency landing at thiswoman on board mistook her pepper spray for
hand motion. Oh no, Sopassengers started coughing, their eyes were burning,

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couldn't see. The flight gets divertedto Jacksonville. When it landed,
the paramedics they were brought in.Everybody was eventually okay, but the woman
and her family escorted off the plane. Nobody seems to be able to answer
how she got the pepper spray onthe plane the first place, because you
can have it in a check bag, but it is not something you're allowed
to bring on board with you.I got a carry on. So the
FAA is investigating test of containers.You know, some of them are really

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smoking on them. Key chain oneprobly didn't even notice it. Yeah,
and she gets banned for stupidity rightfrom the airline. You do hell,
now she's on the next play.Yeah. Now there was some other report
like, oh, she was beefingwith another passenger and she intentionally, but
they didn't confirm that, and soall they can go with is like,
oh, I thought it was mylotion. Okay. Anyway, this dude

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in California got a text to hiswork phone the other day. It was
from an unknown number and the textsaid they had a gun and wanted to
confront a group of people. AndI was saying, hey, man,
come meet me. Well, we'llgo to the spot and you can help
me out, okay. While theperson who had texted the wrong number was

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a guy who, by mistake Iguess, texted a cop. Yeah there
was a cop got the text message. So he and the other cop buddies
they show up to the meat upspot and bust the guy who had sent
the text. They searched his cardand sure enough they found a loaded glock
along with some drugs and some paraphernalia. He was arrested and taken to failed
jail. What are the yeah,man, you would think like you double

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check, like maybe you're gonna soundlike a pick before you go send a
naked picture like do you double checkto make sure, Yeah, right,
exactly, make sure it's not agroup text, Yeah, exactly, sending
it to mom. So this newVietmes restaurant opened up in town and they
tried to drum up some business bypassing out some flyers. The problem was
there was a pretty bad typo thephone number. It was wrong. Instead

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of getting the Hanoi house, youreached some random dude named Gary Sary.
Gary didn't take long for Gary tofigure out that something was wrong. He
says he was flooded with calls frompeople wanting pork meat balls and fried noodles
and prawn crackers. Yeah, Ilike the order of and the calls are
coming in at all times the dayand night. Gary. He's got a

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new born at home, so it'smaking that more difficult too. So he
let the restaurant. No, theydid apologize. They correct the number on
the flyers, but it made Gary'slife miserable there for a minute. Yeah,
successful flyers work. Yeah, whenhere was a new valent Yeah,

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every flywer ever gotten's gone straight thetrack. Same. Some drama in Australia.
Weber one thousand people lost power andwhen the power company went to go
see what happened. They saw thatsomebody had went to hang like an advertisement
on one of the power poles,and they attached it in a way that
damaged the eleven thousand vault cable thatwas attached to it. By the way,

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in Australia, attaching any kind ofsign to power poles is ill league
and it'll get you a six thousanddollars fine. So they're dealing with the
company who put up a sign thereknocked out the power to everybody in Missouri.
This thirty seven year old guy,Brian Baker, he was driving near
Lake of the Ozarks Raby. Washe drunk, Yes, he was,

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so was his wife actually, whowas in the car with him at the
time. Anyway, they got towhere they were going, Brian steps out
of the truck forgets to put itin park. His wife tried to hop
into the driver's seat and when sherealized you couldn't stop the truck, Brian
gets run over by his own truck. He lived severely injured, but he
lived. He and his wife botharrested for drunk driving. Talk about adding

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insult to injury. Get to putit in park? Popular clip on line
right now on TikTok on Instagram wherea guy he's like trying to ghost ride
the whip and he gets out ofhis truck and it's just he's just going
forward and he's like dancing next toit and then the truck just right up
runs him over. Good people stilldo that, ye don't? Yeah,

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son, son, my buddy,my buddy, remember my buddy dead Air
Dave who had that drinking problem andread that book that we talked about alcohol
lied to me studio. Yeah,and you know we had him on and
anyway, he's still sober. Anyway, he was telling me how now the
big thing he sees it every daybecause he rides the subway to work every

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day. He's seeing people surfing thesubway. It's a big problem in New
York. Yeah. They get ontop of the subway cars and they're like
walking on top of the cars asthe subways moving because there's parts where like
it goes over the bridge and havingdifferent points. Yeah, idiotsly crap.
He said, there's a there's anarticle at least because he works at a

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news station, New York news radiostation, and there's at least one story
week one of these idiots killing themselvesbecause they fall off by the train.
Stupid. Yeah, dumbass. Andfinally, speaking of stupid people, this
next one's about this really cool guywho took his girlfriend to the Kentucky State
Fair and not only did he bringhis girl with him, he also brought
his gun, which was stuffed downhis pants and at some point it slipped

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from his waist and when he reacheddown to grab it, the gun fired
and the bullet went right into hisgirlfriend's foot couch. She was taking the
hospital and get a new hole closedup. She's okay. And while that
was happening, the cops the arrestedthe dumbass boyfriend took him to fail jail.
He was hit with a bunch ofcharges and has been banned from having
any contact with his girlfriend and he'snot allowed to go back to the fair,

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cannot go to the fairy lost out. Well, those are your Friday
fail stories. We're gonna take aquick break and then give me a chance
to win some stuff. Dumbass ContestFriday edition. We got the d u
i Q coming up for your nextIf you want to play, we're looking
for a contestant. Eight seven sevenforty four Woody is the number. That's

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eight seven seven forty four Woody,d y Q after the brake hanger.
It's a Friday morning, and timefor today's dumb ass contests. And today's
dumb ass contest, of course,is d d u i Q. Yeah,

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all right, so we're looking fora contestant eight seven seven forty four
Woody. That's eight seven seven fortyfour Woody. And uh, that's while
we get that person on the linehere, see Bass, go ahead and
explain the game to everybody, please. It's very easy. I ask a
drunk person out on the streets someeasy, easy questions and then the game
as well. Well they know theanswer to these easy questions. Do you
can guess whether they know the answercorrectly? Twice out of three times you

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win the game, Yes, indeed. And we go to the phones and
we say hello to Brandon. Hey, good morning brand Hi, Brandon,
good morning Woody. Show be Fridayto you. All right, so we're
gonna play the d y Q again. You just gotta get two out of
three, right guessing if the drunkwill get the answer to the question that
we got. And who do wehave here today, Sea Bass? This

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is Ashley and you know who girlwhat girls who are named Ashley like to
call themselves when they're not drinking ashNashley, Smashley or trAshley thank oh wow,
that's called old Yes, thank you, Sammy. She's just gonna talk
about what she's been up to.All right, so we're gonna use this
clip to get a better idea.Just how with it or not with it?
She is before we get to thequestions of matter. Okay, Brandon,

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sounds good. Let's do it allright, here's Ashley. I had
an ace too, audiosis and whatwas it? Last three? It was
a beer. I don't know whichone? Ah yeah? And three shots
audios? Mother effort? What's inan audios? Mother effort? I don't
know. I suppose you tell methere are seven shots in there? You
got two of those yes at threeshots yes? And a beer and then

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beer. How do you feel?I feel great. I feel awesome on
the Friday, Saturday night, whateverit is, whatever day it is,
that's okay, Yeah, now youfeel are you gonna feel tomorrow? Yeah?
I don't know. Sounds pretty withits ten drinks? I know right?
Yeah, I really have one audios? She said to two. Oh
she did plus three shots and thenthe beer and cider, right right?

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Okay, yeah, alright, soBrandon never mind now Mennace, I don't
know how with it he is?Alright, Brandon. So that is Ashley,
and here we go with question numberone. Ben Franklin said, nothing
is certain except death and what mhm hmmm uh I think I think Ashley

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will not get it. I'll justgo with my standard no. And the
first one for her? How oldis she? Twenty four? Okay,
very early twenties. I'll say nofor Ashley twenties, No four, Sammy,
yes for Menace? Really okay,yeah, I'm gonna triple either one
of them has proved very adept athistory or quotes trip No you trip?

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No? Yeah, no, No, what about Ashley? Menace and Sammy?
Do you think she's gonna get it? No? No, no,
all right, Brandon, what doyou think yesterday when Ashley let's sleep it
for no sleep for no? Questionnumber one, Ben Franklin said, nothing
is certain except death and what Menace? Taxes? Sammy? Change change Menace?

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You were alive when Ben Franklin wasalive. How did you know?
Why did you know that? Idon't know. It's just a common saying
by being alive. You've heard it. Yeah, I've got I've got menace.
More recently, talking about taxes morethan shoes wiers. Yeah, taxes
sucked the worst. Ben Franklin washe the guy with the key in the

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okay, yeah, the key inthe kut. And then also it was
a corner dog stand that used tobe called Ben Franklin's that I used to
go to you as a kid.Yeah, bro, love that place.
That's a fun story. And Ilove the door yead Brandon's wept it for
no. And let's see if he'son the board of this first point here
in the d u i Q.Ben Franklin said, nothing is certain except
death and what death and life?What does that mean to you? That's

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nothing turning like just live life andwhatever said that happened? You did deliver
you die joint fun Yeah whatever,yeah soccer. All right, Well Brandon,
congratulations, you're on the board.You got your first point of the
game. Oh man, it's funfact. Yeah really I thought that because
I got a little drive through it. Yeah, and they had like they've

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got an AI drive through it nowtoo. Oh really yeah, I was
there like a year ago. Ohmy god, yeah, oh my god,
so much fun, guys. Dude, corn dogs rule corn dogs,
all right. Question number two forthe d U I Q three to by
five is what percentage? Triple trip? That's a bercentage menace? Sorry,

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percentage. They're figuring it out.We all our guests are in medicine and
Sammy, do you think that Ashtonis gonna get it? Nah? All
right, Brandon, what do youthink Let's go with a Nagasaki? No,
alright, you guys need some moretime, yes, okay, hold

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on, We'll give you another secondto figure it out. I wrote down
an answered you could be doing somemath. I think I did. Yeah,
you think you did. What wasthe question again? Three divided by
five is what percentage? Yeah?That's the part. Okay, yeah,

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that's the I got it. Iwrote. I wrote down something. Okay,
are you ready? Sammy? Nice? Sure, we got all morning?
All right, here we go.Three divided by five is what percentage?
Menace? Thirty percent, thirty percent, thirty five percent, thirty five

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percent. Those are about halfway there. Show your Sammy, show your work.
There is no work. I justput like a three slash five to
look at. Three divided by fiveand I do alright, thirty five right
there? Yeah, all right,well the answer is sixty six. Okay,
yeah, I meant plus two.Okay, well Brandon two yeah,

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Brandon guested Ashley would not get thisone. And if she does not,
which I'm anticipating probably, I'm guessingnot, I feel pretty confident. Yeah,
yeah, he would win the roundof the duy Q. Question number
two three divided by five is whatpercentage three? Three by five? It's
like one point like like one pointlike six on going like that. Okay,

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also, oh my god, alright, Brandon, but that's how you
do it. Yeah yeah, yea, well, Brandon, gratulations you are
the winner of this round of thed y Q. Thank you, thank
you, thank you, Brandon.You to be fair, she didn't get

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five by three. There she did, she could not. Just got the
math problem correct. Would you evenknow how to deal with a calculator?
Yes, with a calculator? Yes, it's three buttons. Yeah. Yeah,
that one's pretty easy. That's afair question. But I mean,
given though you set up the mathproblem, that is a fair question.
I didn't set up a math problem. I did. You wrote it to
look at it though, to likesee if to have a visual Yeah,

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she put it in the right order, she put three divided by five.
Yeah, you almost had it.Yeah, I was closer. Well that
is the only one on the boardtoday, so yeah, that's true.
Yeah, he's earned some bragging rights. Yeah, one point something, well
Sammy can uh, I don't knoweven up right now? Yeah, we

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go, Brandon's the winner. Wehave one more question. He did I
need? This is just for menaceand Sammy and what country were the Olympic
Games invented? Okay, jesus,it's gotta be Sammy and should know this
problem. Yeah for them, yes, uh, for Ashley, No,
I'm going no on Ashley. Andthen please yeah, I don't think Ashley

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medicine Sammy, Yes, yeah,I agree that. All right, I'm
not one hundred percent confident. WhatI'm not one hundred percent confident? Go
down several answers, then right upsome backup countries, right yeah, yeah,
you can write down three oh threeokay, yeah, and if one
of them is right, he getsit. No, he gets a full

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point. He's a full point forcorrect answer. Half point and then third's
just for fun to see if heyou know, Okay, tell him got
it at all. You guys areready ready college prize at Penn Franklin's nice.
All right, here we go,Question number three and what country were

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the Olympic Games invented? Sammy Grease? Menace? I put grease over the
other two, uh, Italy,and then I put Rome even though it's
not a country, and then Amsterdamon Amsterdam? Alright? Well, question
number three for the d y Q, here's Ashley and what country were the

(31:37):
Olympic Games invented? USA? Gotone? Right, get a great job.
Anything you want to say to thepeople out there, I just have
fun and live your life. Andyou do you? Yeah, Yola.
Everybody else gotta take a quick break. I'm gonna take a permanent one myself.

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Welcome back. Uh so. DonaldTrump surrendered in Georgia last night.
Social media finally got the mug shotthey've been dying for. He was booked
on thirteen counts of attempting to interferewith George's twenty twenty election. Has expected,
he is already fundraising off the mugshot. T shirts, mugs,

(32:23):
windows, stickers, beer couzies.Even check out the menu here, right,
which one should I get you?The black one? The black black,
the beer couzie. Yeah, theygot looked. I mean that's wait,
that's officially on his website. Yeah, well it's yeah, they're fun.
I saw a bunch of different Yeah, it's all. It's all for

(32:44):
places selling shirts already. Sure,yeah, a lot are going to try
to take advantage of it. Yeah. Yeah, So the beer couzies,
the window stickers, the shirts,the mugs, all of the stuff.
That's the mug shot and then it'sgot a caption says never surrender. But
here's what people are really talking about. As part of the booking process,
Trump got to self report his heightand wait, okay, he stays he's

(33:07):
six foot three, which that partis true. He is six foot three,
but he listed his weight as twohundred and fifteen pounds. Come on,
So of course they're all these peoplewere like posting things like, all
right, here are some athletes whohave the same height and weight or a
little bit heavier than two fifteen.All right, Aaron Rodgers, Joe Burrow,

(33:31):
Larry Fitzgerald, like all these people. I sent a picture to Raby
and Medicine, and I think Gregyesterday, I'm like, all right,
so I was down to two hundredand twenty pounds two twenty five or whatever
was. I'm standing next to JerryO'Connell and I'm five foot eleven at two
hundred and twenty pounds. He istwo hundred and fifteen pounds. No dog

(33:54):
at six three, no way yearsold. I was the one since you've
known me five You mean to tellme where it's two fifteen? Come on,
now, there was a lot ofbetting around this raby and you were

(34:14):
tracking that, right. Does thatmess up the betting? Or did somebody
definitely messes up the betting? Youneed an official report, yeah, because
it's it's what was on the butthat's official. That's not official. That's
because there's no scale at the jail. I'll think about It's like when you
go get drivers in two, I'mlike, does somebody get weight, because
there's you can bet the over underit was two seventy six. Now it's

(34:37):
not going to be for his actualweight. It was. It was a
bet on what was going to endup on that intake sheet or whatever.
Yeah, because they're like otherwise likewas there somebody there to verify? Yeah,
and you know be certify it.No, that dude is three hundred
pounds if he's a pound easy,right now, I'm two sixty eight.

(35:01):
Everybody laughed at his doctor when hisdoctor said he was two forty four in
the White House, and everybody thoughtthat was a joke. Yeah, no,
okay, no, I wonder whatsays in my driver's license, because
that's another place you get to selfreport that's true. Right, Let's see
what I have on here. Okay, Yeah, two hundred and fifty pounds,
which at the time is probably true. Okay, that was probably true,

(35:22):
all right, so honest, Yeah, I'm looking at the picture that's
about my two What is your say, greg, one seventy five five?
Yeah, I mean one of thesebetting sides to list that, because like
you've they've never known anybody who's beenarrested. You never see that in any
rest reports, right right. That'swhy I was at it. A thing

(35:45):
like just step on the scale beforenot step on the scale. But they
do have like you know, whatcolor eyes, what color hair, and
all that kind of stuff, thedescription any any tattoos or they heights obvious.
That's why I questioned that that Iquestioned it, Yeah, to say
on yours two ten, two ten, Okay, who are you two ten
now? No? No, alittle more? Yeah, yeah, certainly

(36:07):
Donald Trump, right, he's eightythe way that he's two fifteen. No
way. All right, Well,we do redneck news here on the show,
but right now it's time for around of yes, We're five women
in Florida were a restaurant. Theyintentionally clogged the toilet at a wing joint
what and then started a brawl withthe employees. According to the report,

(36:30):
Kenisha Taisha and Keyanda Charles, alongwith Jasmine Klein and Jalia Smith, they
hit up the wing spot this placenamed Papa Bees. They intentionally clogged up
the toilet in the ladies room,which an employee then went and cleaned up
and fixed into the whole thing.But then the chicks went in there again
and clogged it up on purpose.Jerks, they're jerks. That's when the

(36:52):
manager of the Papa Bees told thesebitches that they'd have to leave. They
started yelling at the supervisor, whothen again told him you gotta go,
And that's when one of these hoespunch the supervisor in the face, and
then the four others jumped in,punching, kicking, pulling the manager's hair,
and throwing chairs. Is that's whatyou do. Another employee came to

(37:13):
help the manager, but they gotslapped and taking to the ground, more
chairs thrown, the cops they werecalled and when the gaggle of bitches finally
decided to leave, but they didwhile knocking over more tables and chairs,
throwing salt and pepper shakers, breakingother items on their way out, and
then they were all arrested and takento fail jail. Awful. Yeah,

(37:35):
yeah, all right, keeping aclassy Yeah, Like, dude, what's
wrong with people? Why do peoplejust want to I mean, best be
destructive, be jerks. I haveno idea, Like, you're there for
a happy time, it's wing time, it's the place. Let's go,
and don't for going you're at You'reat Papa bea. Come on. Trashing

(38:00):
fast food joints was so two yearsago. I know. If you're gonna
do crime, do flash. There'sa series on TikTok. You know,
there's like the Dark Side of thetwo thousand, Dark Side of the nineties,
but on TikTok is like, oh, the dark side of things you
didn't know about historical people and Tesla, The Dark Side of Tesla He was
like, you should sterilize people likethis over not about idea, but he

(38:24):
was he was a forward thing.Yeah, yeah, we don't. We
don't need people who act this wayto procreate. We really don't. We
don't need more copies of them.That was his thing. But not dog.
Papa Bees has mac and cheese bites, fried pickle, chips, chips,
spars. The worst is when theysay fried pickles and they're the spears.

(38:47):
Oh yeah, I don't chips.You don't see these too many places.
Fried mushrooms, which are those?Are lovely? You got those?
Those could be a yeah, comingup next on The Woody Show, maybe
it'll be something like eat sushi frommy backside, donuts off my ding dong,
chicken soup from my belly button,or something much darker. I got

(39:08):
a frozen quarrel in my fuser atthe very moment. The Woody Show back
in a bit and into another newhour of insensitivity training for a politically correct
world on a Friday morning. Yeah, it is August twenty fifth, twenty

(39:29):
twenty three. I'm Woody. That'sRaby. Hello. There's a great glory
born menace is here? What isthat? Wood We got Sea Bass gearing
up for dad jokes. He lovesthe dad jokes. Oh you know what,
I'm getting ready to get ready.He's getting ready to get ready.
There's Sammy, good morning. Phonesare open eight seven seven forty four,
Woody. That'll be great for dadjokes. You call in, share your
dad joke with us, your bestone eight seven seven forty four, Woody.

(39:50):
Not in this segment. Braby's gonnabe nerd out here, Okay,
but then d I could get readyto get ready through Yeah, all right,
Yeah, you can call him withyour dad jokes. I'll so I
text him over to two to nineeight seven. Raby's nerd. Now we'll
find out what's happening here in theworld of nerves and what's got you all

(40:15):
nerdy on this Friday morning. RayGrand theresmos into theaters this weekend. It
is what you would call an audiencepleasing movie, and to that effect,
it has a ninety nine percent audiencescore. It's so good Rotten Tomatoes,
with audiences calling it a great racingmovie and an awesome underdog story. Yeah,

(40:36):
yeah, point one thanks to Menace. I thought it was a callback
to like really good underdog movies likeHoosiers and Rudy and Karate Kid and stuff
like that. Rocky Shore people mightbe familiar with this story. It's a
based on true story of racer JanMartin Borough who was a game who was

(41:00):
an excellent player of the game GrandTreismo, went to this thing called GT
Academy, which was sponsored by Nissan, and he won that over ninety thousand
participants and became a driver for aNissan and he continues to drive. He's
a driver in Japan, mainly onthe Super GT and Super Formula Championship.

(41:20):
She said, Japan, Oh,Grand Tresmo is he just got there?
Oh there, yeah, Japan.It stars David Harbor and Orlando Bolo.
And there are a couple of classicmovies in theaters for anniversaries this week,
and Jurassic Park in three D.Your favorite, Oh god, it's Durassic
Park came out in nineteen ninety three, so it's the thirtieth anniversary. Cool

(41:45):
Jurassic Park. And the Korean classicOld Boy back in theaters for its twentieth
anniversary. Rotten Tomato says Old Boydefinitely not a movie for the squeaming Greg.
You would I think Greg would likegold Boy a lot actually never even
heard of it. Uh, theyremade it for American audiences. It was
so bad? Was it on AmazonPrime Video? Yeah? Right? What

(42:09):
do you would hate it? Becauseyou know reading? But right? But
oh god, so much of almostvomiting at the end. Really, now,
you could wait till Sunday to checkout all these movies because it is
National Cinema Day. Any movie inany format four dollars. There's thousands of
theaters across the country taking part inthis, and so four bucks. You

(42:31):
want to see something in Imax onSunday, it's four bucks. But if
you do want to take advantage ofthat, I would jump on your theater
app today because I just look atmy AMC theater and it's filling up fast
for shows on Sunday. Adam Sandler'slatest Netflix movie has dropped. You are
so not invited to my bot mitzvah. Sandler's whole families in this his wife

(42:53):
Jackie, his daughter Sadie, andSonny. Also stars Idina Menzel. It
has a ninety percent from critics onRotten Tomatoes. Okay, a seventy five
percent from the audience. Oh thatis a role reversal. Yeah, for
Adams never happens. I'm like,did I read it right? Did they
go to Mulan? They watch it? The critics? I don't on a

(43:14):
private check, gotcha junket right.Hulu has this echo terrorism movie that sounds
exciting, How to Blow Up aPipeline, which has a ninety four percent
from critics and he's sixty four percentfrom the audience and Apple TV plus as
season two of Invasion Now, itwas being suggested that this movie was a

(43:35):
candidate to be moved off the schedule, and yesterday Sony did take that action.
They took Dune Part two off theschedule from November and parked it March
twenty twenty four. Now, mainlythis is because of Zendia, who is
a huge presence on social media andSony needs her and Timothy Shaalomagne to be
able to promote this movie. Shehad a movie that was scheduled to come

(43:55):
out September fifteenth, some tennis moviecalled Challenging. Yeah that pretty cool.
Well, Challengers is off the scheduletoo, It's delayed until April twenty twenty
four. Once again the Zendaia factor. She has over one hundred and eighty
million followers on Instagram. She's essentialto marketing both those movies, and now
they have both been pushed to nextyear. Adult Swim announced that season seven

(44:19):
of Rick and Morty is coming Sunday, October fifteenth, ten episode season.
Now, this is going to bethe first season without Justin Royland, who
voiced both Rick and Morty. ButRoyland was fired from every project he was
working on after he was charged withdomestic battery and false imprisonment of a woman
he had been dating. It wasa something that happened in twenty twenty,

(44:40):
but he didn't get charged until Januaryof this year, and so then basically
all the dominoes fell, and thenprosecutors decided they didn't have enough evidence.
He was clear. They're not evenhe's not necessarily cleared of the charges,
but they're not prosecuting him because theysaid, well, they said they just
didn't have enough evidence to prove it. I saw something about like, and

(45:00):
you're a big fan of the guywho's the replacement voice. Yeah. People
are not thrilled. Really. Yeah, I'm not sure how they've even heard
it. I mean, maybe it'speople working on the show. I did.
They got his name and then lookedup his old stuff. Maybe it
seems like they're probably a million peoplewho can do that voice or those voices.
Those voices, I'm not sure ifthey hired somebody to do Rick and

(45:23):
somebody else to do Morty, I'mnot sure. Well, you still need
the original voice for Ai and thenSampling, the president of Adult Swim,
said, thanks to the talent ofthe entire show team, we can all
enjoy ten new episodes and yet againraise the bar for comedy and animation.
This season proves that the geniuses atwork on Rick and Morty are just getting

(45:44):
started. But it was what Iwas trying to say is the original voice
still needs to be used, andif this guy's canceled, people wouldn't be
cool with that. Yeah, that'sa good point. So Drew Barrymore has
that encounter with a stalker this week. She was speaking at an engagement at
a theater in New York. Shewas interviewing someone. This guy approaches the

(46:06):
stage and says, you know whoI am. I need to see you
at some point while I'm in NewYork. Okay, So she gets ushered
off the stage like immediately and there'sno further incident. Security gets rid of
this guy, But apparently they didn'thold him in custody or anything, because
he showed up at the Hamptons goingdoor to door looking for her place in
the Hamptons, just knocking on doorsin the Hamptons. I mean he did

(46:29):
say he needed to see her,right. This guy has an insane amount
of bug shots and he's still wow. Yeah, well, he was waiting
for her found the place, waswaiting for her on the steps outside,
and that's where the police found himand busted him again. But who knows
where he is now, probably outof custody, probably trying to find wherever
she is. She should get arestraining order because that'll stop work. And

(46:52):
here, I'll let you take alook at this Greg. This is a
fifty cents character poster for Expendables,for which hits theater September twenty second,
and he's not happy about it.Looks a little lot cutting past. He
posted on social media, wtf didwe run out of money? Why my
head look like it ain't connected tomy body? Yeah that's pretty bad.

(47:14):
Looks like I put it together.I bet they're gonna make Sylvester Stallone look
great shaking my head. Expendablest grandMegan Fox, Andy Garcia, Randy Couture,
and Stallone said this will be hisfinal time playing that character, Barney
Ross. I'm raving for more nerdsstuff. Check out the Nerd and Not

(47:36):
podcast at the Woody Show dot com. All right, thank you very much,
Ravel Friday, Woody Show continuing nextwith dad jokes. Already, people
texting over their best dad joke overto two two nine eight seventy can also
call in with yours and share itwith us on the air. Dad Jokes
fun, simple, one liner,punny, They're all punny, They're very

(47:58):
they're very funny. He's you know, he's really good at him as you
will here next every week. I'mlike, let's next week, guys.
We're dad jokes, I know becauseand I'm the one that's, you know,
keeping it from being a weekly feature, right ye, That's why he
best gets so excited when we havethem. You can join fun next with
your best dad joke eight seven sevenforty four what ain't go ahead? Give

(48:19):
us call now we got the linesopened up eight seven seven forty four.
What are your texted over to twotwo nine eight seven Raby, We'll tell
you her deepest, darkest secrets.I'll tell you what it's not. It's
nothing sexual. She officially coming outit's a lesbian. I'm waiting for that
announcement for twenty five years The WoodyShow. We'll be right back The Woody

(48:46):
Show. But welcome back everybody.Yeah and uh heyo. Indeed, because

(49:08):
we're about to run through some ofthese dad jokes that people are texting in
with and calling in with. Eightseven seven forty four. That's eight seven
seven forty four Woody text over totwo to nine eight seven. I went
to a bookstore. I saw thisbook titled how to Solve fifty Percent of

(49:28):
Your Problems. Yeah, I boughttwo. That's a good one. That's
a good one. Don't check yourhead. See a batch you know that's
good. That was strong. Yeah. My therapist told me I have extreme
difficulty in picking up social cues.I think she's in love with me.

(49:51):
Yeah, that's right. Joke.Yeah, what did the baby corns say
to the mama corn? What didthe baby corn say the mama corn?
Where's popcorn? Eight seven seven?It's great, Well, she loves popcorn.
Let's go to Adam. Hey,good morning, Adam. Hey,

(50:14):
what did you show you that's us. What's your what's your dad joke?
Okay, what do you call aboomerang that does not come back to you?
What do you call boomerang that doesnot come back to you? What
a sick? Thank you all right, Adam, thanks for the cob man.
Brooke, Hey, good morning,brook Yeah, what's your dad joke?

(50:37):
Morning morning? What do you callan alligator in a vest? What
do you call an alligator in avest? Yeah? An investigator. We
don't want to no, no,just give us the set up and then
just leave it hanging there. Yeah, it's an investigator. Have a great

(51:05):
weekend, Brooks. Hey, doyou guys know where fruits go on vacation?
Where do fruits go on vacation?Menace Paris? With emphasis on the
Here is Frances Low divorce rates.Why they have stable relationships? Get it

(51:32):
because they're borcing. Why do mermaidswear a seashells? Why because they outgrew
their bee shells? I think youmeant shells, shells and the sea.
I got this color blind friend toinsist that all apples are yellow. I

(51:52):
told him that was bananas. Comeon, go to Louke. Hey,
good morning, lou Good morning.What do you show? What's up?
Dude? All right, so you'rea dad joke. What do you got
last night? I was attacked bysix dwarves. Oh my god, I'm
not happy happy? Oh yeah,left happy out of it? All right,

(52:14):
Lou, thank you. Let's goto uh Tyler, Hey, good
morning, Tyler, good morning?What do you show? What's your dad
joke? Why do Norwegian battleships havebarcodes on them? Why do Norwegian battleships
have bar codes on them? Whyso when they returned to fourth they can
Scandinavian? Getting all right, Tyler, thank you for the call. Eight

(52:37):
seven seven forty four. That's eightseven seven forty four. Woody, I'm
still laughing. Yeah, vacation andHarris got another really good I mean,

(53:01):
did you hear the rumor about butterWell, never mind, I'm not gonna
spread it. We want to reallygo. We gotta go to the King
of dad jokes, Sea Mass.What do you guys, it's actually more
of a riddle. Even I havetwo eyes, three legs, and four
arms. One am eyes, twoeyes, three legs, four arms.

(53:22):
I am a pit bull on aplayground. I think I might be a
repeater. It's a variation. I'vegot Cameron here on the tech says,
do you hear about the Indian guywho died after drinking eighteen cups of tea?
No, he just found laying underhis tepee. Ye. Have you

(53:43):
heard about the boy born without eyelids? They had to use his foreskin to
replace them. The surgery went well, but they say he's a little cockade
now. Yeah, but do youhave any good dad jokes? You know?
What did you hear about the childwho refused to nap? She was
found guilty of resisting arrest? Arrest? Getting you mean resisting arrests? Do

(54:12):
you have one? It's all aboutthe delivery. Somebody texts it over one
for me saying, what do youcall a wizard that is bad at football?
Fumbledor bumble door? What did thejanitor yell when he jumped out of
the cleaning closet supplies? So dumb? Let's go to Andy. Who's up?

(54:36):
Neck? Andy? Happy Friday?Andy, Howard, Good morning Friday.
What do you got? All?Right? So? Did you guys
hear about the actress that died lastMonday? She was stabbed? Was a
nice? Her name is reach something? No witherspoon. No, was a
nice that was dedicated to sea bass. By the way, there we go,

(54:57):
all right, thank you Andy,appreciate worthy because let's go to Brandon.
Hey, good morning Brandon, Brandon. Hey, what's up? What
do you show you guys? Rock? Thank you? What's your dad joke?
Hey? What's the best time togo to the or when do you
know the time of the best timeto go to the dentist? You want

(55:20):
to try it from the top?Okay? When's the best time tooth?
Heard? To get it? Allright? Thank you? Okay, Hey,
Greg, you know what? Yournew car looks really nice? Thank
you? But the muffler seems exhaustedto dedicate a joke to Raby Raby?
How do you spot a blind manthat a nude beach? It's not hard.

(55:46):
What's between a cat and a frog? Difference between a cat and a
frog? A cat has nine lives, but the frogs croak every night?
All right? Getting wire lawyers buriedtwelve feet under because deep down they're really
good people. See bass. Ohhey, how are pitbulls like crack cocaine?

(56:08):
How are pitbulls like crack cocaine?Cocaine? They both devastated inner cities.
See bassing that heat. Let's goto uh, Let's go to uh.
Louie, Hey, good morning,Loui, Hey, good morning guys.

(56:28):
Though, why don't chickens wear pants? Why why don't they wear pants?
Because their pictures are on their face? Okay, phone, your phone
broke up on the punchline, whichsucks. But what's the what's the punchline?
Because I said, because they're pickersare on their faces, are on
their face. Studio love that one, all right, Louie, thank you

(56:50):
for the call. Let's called Jessica, Morning, Jessica, Jessica, good
morning morning. What's your joke?My joke is, what do you call
a cow with no legs? Ithink I know this one, but go
ahead, ground a class? Thankyou? What do you call the caller

(57:14):
with a terrible cell phone? Typically? What do you call? Alright?
How about this one? What kindof car does an egg drive? What's
happen? A yoke? Swagon?Yokes swagon swagon eggs? All right?

(57:37):
Another one? All right? Justanother one? Uh? Okay? How
about this? What does a tacosay? How? Wait, how does
the taco say grace? How doesthe taco say grace? Let us pray,
let us pray, pray top tobottom alight. How about this?

(58:00):
Okay, let's right again. Howdoes the taco say, grace paris,
Oh, let us pray? Ohit should be? How does a salist
say a lot of tacos don't haveus here? I don't write the jokes.
I'm just out here delivering. I'mlike a champion. You got another

(58:24):
go one for us? Here's eightiesjoke for you. What's the difference between
a pit bull and a Jewish broad? Jewish broad? A pit bull will
eventually let go? All right?Didn't remember those jokes from the eighties?
Remember, I'm not getting that one? Eighties? Yeah, that one.
I'm my understanding, not your best. You here, I've been pumpany up

(58:45):
all morning. I know. Iguess I gotta go back to the drawing
board. All right. Uh Ithought this one was funny. This was
This is an old clip from Uhit's Anne Hathaway on the Daily Show with
John Stewart. That's how long ago? But it's right up our alley.
What is six point nine? Agood thing ruined by a period? Hey,

(59:13):
nice and love, Let's go toMadison. Hey, good morning,
Madison Madison Show. Hey, goodmorning. How are you what's your dad
joke? So my dad joke is, what do you call a guy with
no arms and no legs that's onthe front of your doorstep with no arms,
no legs on your doorstep? WhatMatt, Matt? That's a classic

(59:37):
right there? All right, Madison, thank you for the call. Appreciate
you, listen you show, Thankyou so figure a great week you doy
bye. How did Harry Potter getdown the hill? How did Harry Potter
get down the hill? Walking?JK? Rolling? There you? Oh

(01:00:00):
all right, Sea Bass, yougot the final word? Okay? Do
you hear? Chris Brown is sellinghis pitbulls. Oh yeah, yeah,
he doesn't want to live with anything. They can fight back. There he's
a woman being redemption. All right? More what he shows next? Hang
on to stop kissing and snuggling turtles? Well I think I think, yeah,

(01:00:22):
you could have got Sunniers who sucksdown tomorrow? Just menace, not
everybody, just menace. Yes,he's got an extra to do on his
list from noon to two tomorrow inSanta Anna. He's going to be at
the Metro by t mobile store,the one located at eleven thirty South Bristol,

(01:00:42):
Apparently there are two Metro by TMobile stores. They're on South Bristol,
both in Santa Anna. But he'sgonna be the one at eleven thirty
South Bristol's from noon to two.Free school supplies for all ages while they
last, plus a theme park tickets, concert tickets and more tomorrow with Menace
from noon until two. Come onout, all right, Welcome back everybody.

(01:01:13):
Yes, so that that guy wholed the insurrection against Russia, yea
Proosian. Yeah, they're saying thatthe plane he was in was brought down,
brought down by an internal explosion.Yes, not shot down like it
was the report yesterday, but therewas an internal explosion. But of course
you know, yeah, we knowwhat happened there. The flight attendant on

(01:01:36):
it, she was texting her parentssaying, hey, yeah, they said
there's some mechanical problems on here,and then they're loading like more boxes of
a wine onto the plane and thenthey think that was just explosive. Yeah.
Of course Putin doesn't know anything aboutit though, Yeah, he said
so in an interview. Yeah.Yeah, weird crime story. A guy
in Seattle recently broke into a home, brought daylight ate some pizza, some

(01:02:00):
chips that were in the kitchen.He's talking to himself and he went into
the garage. He started chugging somegasoline. Oh my god. The homeowner,
seventeen year old daughter was home atthe time, called nine one one
as soon as he broke in.The cops arrived. They could hear the
guy inside the house banging around,so they busted the door down to get
inside and that's where they caught theguy. He was sitting in the garage

(01:02:22):
in a car, holding a hammerand drinking from a gas can. Okay,
how do you not pass out immediately? Yeah. They told him to
stop, but he wouldn't. Hestarted barfing the gasoline. Then once he
stopped puking, they arrested him.They took him to the hospital to get
checked out, but right very surprisedhe lived. That's disgusting. So weird

(01:02:47):
people were strange. Dude, soundslike he wanted the cops to shoot him.
Guy in Australia was arrested after settinga bunch of small fires. Wanted
a loading dock, another one behindthe school, one of a parking lot,
another one outside of real estate agent'soffice, and several trash cans.
Sounds like great glory. So thecops found them and arrested him. And
when they searched him, guess whatelse they found in his underwear? Bibles?

(01:03:12):
Two live ducklings. Yeah, itis underwear, just like the lead,
the baby, the little chickens.We have a studio who are still
here and no word on why,but yeah, he was taking the jail
charge with animal cruelty, four countsof arson, possessing a weapon, reckless
contacts, little duckies, duck ducks. Next, nut's not let's we've done

(01:03:40):
the experiment. We know how itworks. Now, when do these things
go next week? Yeah? No, yeah, yeah, they're going on
vacation. Oh it smells like abarnyard in here, it does. It's
barnyard mixed with ammonia. Yeah,true, sure it's safe. Are it's
probably really good for ventilation? Allright? More what he shows next their
backs and we are into another newhour of insensitivity training for a clinically correct

(01:04:09):
world. It is a Friday morning, everybody. It is August the twenty
five, twenty twenty three. Weare the Woody Show. I'm Woody.
That's Raven. You got greg goredmenaces here? What is up, Woody,
we got Sea Bass, we gotSammy, there's Bort Caroline Morgan.

(01:04:30):
We got Vaughan our video producer.Phones open of course eight seven seven forty
four. Woody. They're gonna takefull advantage of being able to text over
to us at two two nine eightseven because we're about to recap, go
back and hear about this week's readnext stories. They're gonna go head to
head for your votes here. You'regoing to send your vote over on the
text between now and Monday, thenwe can find out who moves on into

(01:04:53):
the playoff round and who will bethe redneckt News story of the Week.
SA And although we ask is thatyou hear all the nominees first before you

(01:05:18):
start texting your votes, You're gonnahave plenty of time. Yeah, which
of votes? Anytime between now andMonday, you're gonna text him over to
two two ninety seven. Monday,we will close out the votes to tell
you who wins the week moves oninto the playoff round. And here we
go Redneck News Story of the Weeknominee number one. This one's from Ocala,

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Florida, where a Walmart security officernoticed this guy later identified as Justin
Goodreau. He was walking around.He was picking up items off the shelf
and instead of putting them into ashopping cart or something, he was just
stuffing him right down the front ofhis pants. Okay, okay. They
followed him, but once he waspassed the registers and made it very clear
that he was stealing these items,they confronted him and tried to stop him

(01:06:00):
from leaving the store. He triedto lie to them, saying he didn't
have anything on them, but thenthey gave him a basically an inventory.
He said, hey, man,we've been following the whole time. Here's
the stuff that we know you gotin your pants. So, knowing he
was busted, that's when Justin toldthe security officers quote, oh yeah,
we'll catch me if he can.Then he ran into the parking lot and

(01:06:21):
made his getaway and his super sweetred Kia. The cops are called.
They caught up with him about ahalf mile down the road. He still
tried to deny that he took anything, and even till the cops that they
can go ahead and search his car, which they did, and not only
did they find all the stuff thatthe Walmart people saw him take, which
was a watch, some sex lube, affordable charger, and some headphones.

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They also found some crystal meth,so Justin was handcuffed. The rest did
charged with theft, leaving the sceneof a crime, and felony drug possession.
The autumn cu stole returned to thewalmart and he was taken to jail.
Nois Yes, and that is nomineenumber one for your redneck news story

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of the week, not only numbertwo. This is from Sea Bass's home
state of Tennessee, where we've gota different kind of drama than what we
would normally cover. But we've gotsome snack kick drama cakes that is hotter
than a halopano on a summer day. It involves little Debbie, who reps
College Dale, Tennessee, getting calledout by the folks in Chattanooga who make

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Moonpies, famous for the moonpies.Yes, you see, they just caught
wind that little Debbie's been stirring upsome banana marshmallow pies that look and taste
just like their og banana moonpies.No. Now, for those of y'all
who have been living under a rock, Moonpies, they are the real Southern
deal. Yes, they've been mixingmarshmallow and Graham cracker and like your pick

(01:07:48):
of flavors, including banana four decadesand banana one's my favorite one. The
debate teacher at my high school wasaddicted to them, and he was also
four It makes sense anyway. Peoplecalled out Little Debbie on social media with
a picture of the bootlegged product inthe caption Little Debbie, I like to
speak to Deborah please. So farno response from Debbi. But the whole

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thing has people on both sides throwingshade at each other. Let's just getting
thrown around everywhere. Yeah. Soone person said, no self respecting gentleman
would be caught dead taking a LittleDebbie over a Moonpie and the return they
got hit with an insult about theirmother that I can't repeat on the radio.
Whoa from the Little Debbie stand.Another person said they're not that good,
to which Moonpie replied, how doyou know that? Have you been

(01:08:31):
eating them instead of moonpies? Yeah? How would you know that? So
wow, that is nominee number twofor your Redneck news Story of the Week.
Nomine number three. This one's fromGeorgia, where you got this porch
pirate? His name is Robin Swanger. But he's not your average porch pier,

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you guys, He's different. He'snot just your general loser thief.
Well he is, but he's notyour typical porch pirate. Here's a report
from Fox five Atlanta with more COWEEDACounty man is accused of being a porch
pirate, literally stealing a porch froma neighbor's yard. Investigators say it happened
on Clement Harris Road and Armco andalthough the property has the appearance of being

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abandoned, they say the stuff onit was not up for grabs. For
one thing, there are no trespassingsigns up, and investigators say Robin swang
Er blew past them when he helpedhimself to a wooden porch left on the
property when the home was taken away. So it's a full size eight by
ten porch. It'd be what goesonto a house for entrance and exit of

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a house. Pretty well constructed,very well constructed, definitely views top of
the line, lubber on building thatport Except you say, at some point
during their investigation, the porch reappearedon the property, dumped upside down.
Yeah, so the porch's back.Bad news it's upside down. Oh no.

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S As the cops were closing inon Robin, they got a call
about a domestic situation at his houseand when they arrived, he was fighting
with his wife and throwing rocks attheir house. So he was arrested,
charged with felony theft for the stolenporch, and two accounts of domestic violence
for the rock throw and the thoughtand with his wife. That is nominte
number three for your redneck news storyof the week. Quality nominee so far

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as promised. Hum, yeah,there we go. Finally, nomine number
four from Fairfax County, Virginia.Were the cops. They're on the lookout
for a knife wielding parrot cowboy.Parrot cowboy, all right, so they
say, robbed demand Adam McDonald's.Now, according to the police, the
guy he walked into the McDonald's withthree parrots, two perched on his cowboy

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hat and the third sitting on hisshoulder, walked up to this random dude,
pulled a knife on him and robbedhim of an undisclosed amount of money.
All right, Does that make theparrot's accomplish sociate thing? Yeah?
Anyway, after the victim handed overwhatever money he had. Parent guy walked
out, hopped into his blue Supersweet Ford SUV and took off. Now

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that you have some surveillance footage becauseI guess he stopped at a convenience store
nearby. And the guy with parentsthis guy. Yeah, but they're still
they're still working on trying to idthe guy. And the only thing they've
got so far, this is thedescription they put out there mail approximately twenty
eight to thirty two years old,with tattoos. But how about with a
bunch of birds sitting on him?Like? How hard could it be?

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A fine? That guy on acowboy hat, probably bird crap on his
shoulders. Yes, anyway, that'snominee number four and your nominees this week
for your Redneck news story of theweek. The voting is now open.
You're gonna text the number of thenominee that you think should win the week

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over to two two nine eight seven. We're gonna votes open until Monday morning,
so everybody listens to the podcasts achance to get their votes in.
You're gonna text the number one storyabout mister Justin Goodreau there in O'calliflorida,
who got busted by the cops withmeth as they were investigating him for stealing
a bunch of random items from aWalmart that he had stuffed down the front

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of his pants. Text one overto two two nine eighty seven. Text
number two got a story about thetwo titans of the snack cake world going
head to head, moon Pie callingout Little Debbie over there rip off banana
flavored marshmallow pies. Text two overto two two nine eighty seven. Text
number three the story out of Georgia, Robin Swanger who stole the neighbor's porch

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after they towed their house away andthen got in trouble for throwing rocks at
his wife. Text three over totwo two nine eight seven. Or text
number four that story out of Virginiawhere the cops there on the lookout there
for a guy covered in parrots whowere robbed a man at a McDonald's.
That's four over to two two nineeight seven. Really, voting open until

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Monday morning. Monday will have theannouncement who wins the week and moves on
into the playoff round the competition.We've got some more Friday, What do
a show for you next? Hangon next? All right, Welcome,

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back everybody. I saw there wasa game out there. It's called one
hundred. That's another one of thosegames like the voting game that we do
your butt hurt, you know,those kind of things. And then there's
a there's another one. It's calledTruth or Drink. Okay, yeah,

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so what a punishment that one?Yeah? So that one, I uh,
that one I got. I'm waitingon the other one's drink. No,
I got truth or Drink. I'mwaiting one. Asked if you had
Truth or Drink. I have thatone. Yeah, I'm waiting on one

(01:14:00):
hundred. I ordered it. It'snot in yet. Yeah, I don't
wwise taking that nice? Yeah allright, So anyway, all right,
but did I miss here that Idon't know really I got confused by I
said, oh, you got thatone, and then he said no,
okay, and then he said,yeah, let's recreate it. Okay,

(01:14:21):
all right, so keep it onehundred. Can I ask you a personal
question and we'll go around the roomand we'll see. I had Sea Bass
go through and and pick out thecards. So here Sea Bass, Oh
yeah, I mean you're powerful.Wow. Well he's he's gone through all
the cards and so he's are verysexual, very sexual. I just flipped

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through some of them, like there'sthere's a bunch of the art, take
a bunch of art, including thisone. Well, because you know,
there's I guess different versions of thetruth or Drink game, And the one
I saw is called extra dirty andhad a picture of a martini. Yeah
dang, yeah. Yeah, let'sstart with a non sexual one. All
right, who here do you thinkhas the lowest credit score? Oh?

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Good? Would yeah? No,we send each other our so excited about
it's currently a perfect eight fifty one. I'm gonna go house now. Yes,
it has had credit problems in thecan I vote for myself to the
point to the point where he's notbeen able to open a bank account.

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Yeah, you had to go tothe check cashing spot. It was decades
and yeah unemployed? Uh do you? Uh? Is the is the house
in your name? Yes? Okay, so m hm, Sammy, I
would I'm just guess based on age, Sammy, because she's younger really,

(01:15:51):
but she's like a legal fetus.She's on time and stuff. Though,
No, she definitely just I justlook at like how she performs, you
know her like as an executive producer, she's a very detail oriented on the
communicated. I can't see her reallyslacking on. But in order to get
a really nice number, you dohave to have his credit for a long
time. Yeah. I'm not sayingshe has bad credit. You're saying,

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did you own a house? Didat one point yet? Okay, okay,
it's hurting my credit. I probablymet us. Yeah, yeah,
I definitely I would, probably becauseI'm guessing because you had a conversation with
with somebody here. I can't rememberwho you were talking to, but like
you had some incredibly high credit cardbalance, so that doesn't necessarily think Yeah,

(01:16:42):
so like you know, beyond thehistorical stuff like carrying some yeah,
I paid all that stuff off andthen uh, and then I got the
houses and then that like yeah,you know what went like crazy? You
know what your score is? Iwas like like, are you barely seven
seven seven? Yeah? Okay,let you get a house with that?

(01:17:04):
No? No, by that time, at the time, I paid off
all my dad's Yeah, and thenI had like a really good would you
guess I'm gonna yeah, I'm stillgoing to Sammy because I think age of
credit. That's because that's my mind'sa thirty by the way. But that's
the only market that it says isthat I'm medium in age of credit.
Okay, yeah, all right,Uh keep it one hundred. Let me

(01:17:25):
ask you a personal question. Yourpartner, they're gonna role play in bed
with you. This is happening.You have to choose the character they play.
What character is that? Oh Snapefrom Harry Potter. It's so yeah,
either I have a specific character,maybe like a genre profession Snape's peace

(01:17:45):
next snape? Yeahn't that the baldone with no no, no, that
was Helen Rickman. Oh god.This is a difficult question because I hate
all the launderie stuff. To me, it's like such a waste of time.
Nurse, you have to do it. I know I have something.
If I have to do, Iwould probably think like, uh, like
naughty librarian glasses. Also, becausemy wife recently got glasses, she doesn't

(01:18:15):
wear them nearly as much as Ithink that she should. I think she
looks great with them. Yeah shedoesn't. She doesn't wear them all the
time. On your face yeah faceface. Uh it's great glory, you
know what. Let's go with him? No h g TV h oh,
there's one I never considered Yeah,they come in to do the reveal of

(01:18:39):
the new room, and then theysay, let's test out the bed.
Well, what would be maybe kindof maybe maybe doctor, Like you could
be wearing scrubs because I think that'skind of and doctors always want to see
your wife's that's right. They alwaystell you to take your clothes off.
I got this standards, take yourclothes rough hangnail. Uh ice cream man

(01:19:05):
could yeah, ice cream man woulduh whole point of his keep it keep
yah. He repeat the question,because I don't think I'm understanding like you,
you are role playing, yeah,and you gotta be serious about it.

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But because you are being forced todo it, you get to pick
what they role play ass Oh theyrole play as Yeah, and you're part
of it too, of course.Yeah, so that's something obviously you dig.
Yeah. Do you know it's weird? I always thought was kind of
hot during Halloween is when girls dressedup as boxers. I don't know why.
I don't know why. Yeah,they're wearing like wife beaters and shorts,

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and then they got boxing gloves.Yeah. I thought that was always
pretty high. Yeah, girls agood look. Yeah. I was trying
to remember who was the who wasthe person he surprised us with that he
got like really over the todd.I just said she was too hot to
go to jail, and apparently peopledidn't agree. It was more that.
I mean, it was the onlytime that's super weird. Yeah, we're

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because like Menace is typically not thatguy, you know, Uh, Sammy,
I could go firefighter firefighter, Yeah, like shirtless firefighter but still has
the suspender, still has the suspenderseven just like maybe some ash Onatian puppy.
Oh my god, yes, pleasesee that's what would you go with?
H Yeah, I think I'm sortof with Greg, like the nurse,

(01:20:31):
sexy nurse. If he goes like, oh, let me check on
death. There's something about scrubs.Yeah, one time Mario was about to
get a job that required him towear scrubs, and I was so excited.
I'm like, oh, awesome,you're gonna wear scrubs over like that?
All right, keep it one hundred. Let me ask you a personal
question. Name the sexiest thing abouteach person in this room. No repeat

(01:20:51):
answers, my God, no repeatanswers. What he haves? Greg face,
menace personality, Sammy's body, SeaBass's body, repeat like specifically body
specifics. Raby Seabass's arms, Yeah, arms, arms, his guns,

(01:21:15):
Sammy's h I will say Rayby's skinbecause it's like perfect porcelain, right,
face is so just like perfect.Maybe maybe that's why she hates showering so
much. You just got to havesome kind of regiment. I don't know
she hates. Yeah, take careof it. But yes, staying out
of the sun shading, Yeah,that's the key. Yeah, you have

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no wrinkles. She's like one ofthose ladies that wears like the full visor
over her face when she goes outside. Those Chinese ladies we have, like
literally she looks like she's part ofdaft punk. Oh wait, what is
it? Is about to do weldy? Yeah? All right, So what
the question? Do you have thething sexiest thing that repeats? No repeat,

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So you can't repeat what he said? No, I can't repeat.
I can't say the same thing twice. I see, I forgot about I
forgot about the sexiest part. Imean, I would say, menaces skin
is still good. Yeah, thisis mustache is pretty sexy, thank you.
I would say, yeah, Greg, Greg's face, I'm gonna go
with eyes one. You can't stakemine. Always. I always compliments his

(01:22:28):
eyes. I say I can swimin them, they're so blue, I
would say, I would say,menaces hair. I was gonna say no,
thank you always like yeah, I'vealways said clearly clearly today because he
recently got a haircut, Yeah,I got a haircut. Yeah. So
like when it's when it's like this, it's like, oh cool, I

(01:22:49):
wish I wish I got cool hair. Like my hair just does one thing.
It just sits there because it's toothick, curly, like it's says
it sucks. I hate it.I wish I could do something where it
looked like it had a style ofsome kind. You can't do that,
So menace, your hair is hot, alright, thank you? And do
you spend like very little time onits like zero? Se that yah cool

(01:23:10):
hair? You see the stuff they'reusing now, this hair powder, it's
not gel, not been. Ihave that on my wish. I just
got some. I'm not using itobviously because it's nice and silky and smooth,
but it's like it's yeah, itkind of it's like it makes it
kind of dirty, but it's itwill hold. Yeah, I definitely want
that power. I will say Sammy'spersonality. Oh and then Sea Bass's confidence.

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Yeah, like I mean it's Iknow it's a little much because I
would rather that. I would ratherthat than we're like where I'm at.
Wish I could be like that,you know, not to that degree,
but I would go with that whateverybody else said, like Raby did hers
Greg, so you already said Raby'sskin my initial I would say skin slash

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voice. I love her laughter.Yeah, we've been thinking about that.
It's his hair, which is I'mnot gonna budge from that because I was
that was the first thing you have. You could have the same answer.
You just can't say, like youcan't see somebody else's hair now, like
once you get to that person,you can't say the same. Definitely wouldn't
be Sea Beast's hair though, wellyeah, let's just that bald spot Sea

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Bess. Let me get back tothat's wittiness because you come up put things
that I thought, damn it,I wish I could have. That is
pretty Yeah Sammy's slimness, Oh yeah, so slim. If I were you,

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I would eat like a raging pig. And then I'm stuck on Sea
beasts teeth Yeah, that's what Iwas gonna say. Sea Bass's teeth I've
been I've been getting that a lotrecently. Really, it's your teeth have
been. I've never noticed your teeth. I mean I had braces, I
got little chip for me, know, Rugby whatever, Yeah, no big
deal personal nis Uh. I wouldsay Braby's cans. No, Braby's can

(01:25:12):
can. Somebody said, just howabout the bunk dogs. Yeah. I
was gonna say skin too, butI don't like a regiment of not going
in the sun. Though. Iknow you don't support. I don't support.
You have to do it. Iknow, I know you find sexiest.
Yeah yeah. And then Greg eyesoff and I was the first one
to shout it out constantly. Thisis number one. Yeah. I would

(01:25:38):
say Sammy's hair. She has verynice hair, very long straight hair.
Uh wood, he's beautiful. Lusciouslips, oh yeah, on his lips,
my god, because yeahs lips somuch. I hate everything very distinct.
You have lips that most people want. No, people pay a lot

(01:25:59):
of money for lips, Like everybodywants squinny eyes and blimp lips. Okay,
a lot of money for that,alright, Sea Bass. I think
your your nose is perfectly proportioned toyour face. It's not too small,
it's not too big, it's prominent. I think of noses, has probably
the best nose. The nose gamestrong. Okay, yeah, Sammy,

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I would say, I mean Raby, yes, skin, but specifically her
face is incredible though, Yeah,especially for being this old holding up well,
all right, it's a Raby's face. Yes, Greg's eyes, MENACE's
hair, Sea Bass's teeth did allthat. But I agree with Menace too.
Wood. Are your lips yes?Are they kissing? They are soft

(01:26:51):
there. I only noticed his lipsbecause he's so hard on that. Every
time I see a picture, it'slike, oh my god, all lips
and wear are my eyes. It'sall limp and it's all It's all lips
and gut. You throw some vas, lean up on them joints and make
him you used to make out withwhat when you guys hooked up? It

(01:27:15):
never happened, visibly soft It reallyhonestly never happened. Uh, Sea Bass,
I think I've hit pretty much everybody. No, sam Me knows Menace.
I say, mustache, I menacereally yeah? Right? If you
left? Yeah, must the mustthe beard on the bottom. See the
problem is his beard so bad itdistracts from how good the mustaches? Yeah,
it is them. I know.I always like wake up like five

(01:27:39):
days later, I'm like, dude, what's going on here? Okay?
And then Greg and I said,you're beard. I gotta called Greg's eyes
first. I called Greg's eyes first, but then historically it's called Greg's eyes.
I agree. So what wouldn't facialhair? That's that'd be a repeat.
But you said mustache and then beard, like, your mustache isn't great?
Your beard is better? Yeah yeah? And then Rady's lap her delightful

(01:28:00):
childish laughter. Thank you. Okay, Well there you go. That is
keep it one hundred. Can Iask you a personal question? That was
it? Was? It? Verynice? All Right, We're going to
get a quick break more wood Heshows next. Hang, how dumb are
you? The Woody Show. I'llbe right back then. Can I offer

(01:28:26):
you a nice egg in this tryingtime Woody Show? Welcome back. Here's
a good question off the text fallingup, and to keep it one hundred.
If anyone got fired, what wouldthey be fired for? What would
they be fired for? Easy?Yeah? Ask you first? Me obviously

(01:28:46):
for something that I do that causespublic backlash scat all? Right? Uh
sammy cost cutting? Okay for costcutting, we really need her around more
of a layoff okay, Menace,Yeah, uh, I don't know something
stupid online related? Well no,oh sorry, it was easy. So

(01:29:13):
Greg also cost cutting? Like whatdoes he really bring? Oh wow,
that's nice, Rady contract disputes Okay, I have much of anything? Yeah,
well, because I mean when youget fired of this on this on
this format for stuff, Yeah,that's true. We're making a bad joke,
which would be what he's Yeah,yeah, they're insensitive about something like

(01:29:35):
I've been fired twice and nothing Idid. It was just caught up in
the firing. Yeah. Every oncein a while, get a couple of
dolphins and the two you know,I was caught up in the firing.
Yeah, if you have what wouldyou were? You know what? Let's
ask the audience on this one.Text over to two two nine eighty seven,

(01:29:56):
just the people in this room,what do you Raby, Greg Menace,
Sea Beast saving what would what doyou think as a listener just listening,
like, what do you think eachperson would end up getting themselves fired
for? Text over to two twonine eight seven A thinker. Yeah,
they think about it and then justtext what you listen? I mean,
you know the personalities, you know, the idiosyncrasies of different people here Woodies
would be behind the scenes. Yeahmaybe not. I don't know you well,

(01:30:19):
you don't pop off as much asyou used. No, I've mellowed
at my older age. Yeah,but text over to two two nine eight
seven show after the sales department takestheir monetary piece of fishing blood. So
what do you show back in thebit? The universe has a way of
leading you to where you're supposed tobe the moment you're supposed to be there

(01:30:43):
The Woody Show. All right,welcome back everybody. Yeah, last time
I checked my watch, still Fridaymorning, we are the Woody Show.
Braby is going to have the FridayMorning Nerd and out report the ladies in
the world of Nerds coming up injust a few moments for us. Also,
we'll check in. We got someWoody Show fun facts for you.
This is normally where we'd go andget some Woody Show mail call from the

(01:31:09):
after hours voicemail, but we actuallyhave somebody who would like to speak to
us right away. Okay, andit's one of those like we get to
make the call situations. She's comingto us for a judgment. Okay,
who's in the right, who's inthe wrong. Let's say hello to Sarah.
Good morning, Sarah, Sarah,good morning, good morning. All

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right, So Sammy tells me thatyou've got some kind of situation going on,
and you would like us to bethe judge and jury in this situation.
Yes, I wanted some input.I wanted to see if I'm being
a jerk or not. Oh,it's an okay, Okay, we love
it. Yeah. Basically, Yeah, So I have a friend and she
can't drive, so sometimes I helpher, like I go to the store

(01:31:51):
for her and stuff. Yeah,and basically my Venmo account. She usually
would send me money to my Venmoaccount, but it was over wrong for
what for giving her a ride becauseshe doesn't drive, No, like for
going she would pay me to goto the store worker and then bring it
to her. Gotcha, my Venmowas negative, like it was overdrawn.

(01:32:12):
So I told her like a thousandtimes, don't send the money to my
Venmo and I gave her my husband'saccount, and she ended up accidentally sending
a total of one hundred dollars tomy Venmo anyways, Okay, that after
I told her not to. Okay, but would't that just bring your negative
balance up? So like I wasafraid to ask that, Yeah, like,
wouldn't that just help you? Sobasically it did. Yes, But

(01:32:35):
now she's saying that I have topay her a hundred dollars back, even
though that's what I'm saying. She'ssaying that I owe her a hundred dollars
even though I told her multiple timesdon't send money to this account. She's
saying that now I owe her onehundred dollars. Oh wait is it?
Because hold on? So she gaveme one hundred dollars before you went to
the store, and that was goingto be the money for the groceries,

(01:32:57):
which now you weren't able to getright right, So she's she doesn't have
groceries out one hundred bucks. Shemade the mistake of sending it to you
after she you said okay to sendit. So I did that, but
she didn't get anything out of it. So yeah, eventually, when you
do have the money, you shouldpay her back. Hold On, so
you said that your your husband's Venmoaccount. That's not overdrawn. I mean,

(01:33:20):
between between you and your husband,you don't have a hundred bucks that
you can give her back because itwas her fault. No, you're doing
like if look if you had alreadygiven her the groceries because you paid the
hundred bucks where the groceries at thestore. You dropped him off to her,
and she owed you one hundred bucksfor that. But the fact that
you didn't even get her the groceriesand she sent you the hundred bucks ahead

(01:33:41):
of time, she did not getthe groceries. Yeah, why wouldn't she
want that money back? Yeah,like you owe her the money back,
and I would I would do thatimmediately because she got nothing. Yeah,
okay, because it still helped you. Well, it's just it's it's going
from one pocket together. Like ifyou had what was the what was the
negative balance on your two hundred bucks? Okay, so now you're only one
hundred bucks, would you got topay that anyway? Like Venmo is gonna

(01:34:01):
want their money. You and yourhusband have the hundred bucks to give back
to her because she didn't get anygroceries out of it. I get it
sucks, yeah, but eventually you'regonna have to pay that money back.
Anyway, you're still not out likeanother another words like, you're still not
out anything. You just paid offone hundred bucks worth of your sooner of
your VENMO debt. Yeah. Yeah. Confused to think why you wouldn't because

(01:34:28):
she sent it to the wrong account. But that doesn't make any sense if
she didn't get any groceries, That'swhat I'm yeah. Yeah, yeah,
give her the money back, Sarah. Don't give her them pennies. Don't
be petty about it. Just giveher the hundred bucks. And then next
time you go to the store,I mean, or you know what,
get the grocery list, go getto the groceries, and then just bring
in the growth the groceries or onehundred bucks or what you will, one

(01:34:50):
or the other, Yeah, oneor the other something, right, is
everybody a great? Yes? Yeah? Didn't get anything in return, and
she paid down your balance and paidwell yeah right, all right, Well,
Sarah, thank you for the call. I'm glad we're able to sort
that out for you, although I'mkind of shocked you we're able to figure
that out on your own. Happyto help. Yeah, Sometimes sometimes you

(01:35:11):
just take somebody else doing the mathfor you. To somebody on the outside.
Right, all right, Sarah,thank you for the call. Thank
you. Great weekend by anybody?By all right, there's there's Sarah.
I didn't even know you could havea negative venture. Yeah you can,
you can, But why would theyallow that? Right? Why would you

(01:35:32):
be able to go below? Becauselike everything and other accounts are pending,
and you know they gave the moneyout before it cleared, and that it
wasn't clear. Well, today isAugust the twenty five. It's kiss and
make up day, which she coulddefinitely absolutely isn't that what they should do?
They absolutely should have a few glassesof wine yet in the hot tub,

(01:35:54):
right, talk about this hundred dollarthing? Yeah, and go like,
oh my god, why are wefighting? What should we do instead?
Make out? Make out? Kissher and make up? Yeah?
Today it's a National Banana split Day. Overrated? What oh dude, but
split over? No need for bananas. It looks cool, it looks like

(01:36:15):
a good ideas present. Three icecream scoops, get three ice cream scos,
all the whip cream. I don'treally get whip cream and ice cream.
It's kind of like breadsticks with pizza. Like to me, it doesn't
really make a lot of sense.Cream on ice cream. I told you
my wife does the most bizarre thing. She will get an ice cream cone

(01:36:39):
and then ask for whip cream ontop of the ice cream gone, which
I think is I thought she justdid that like in porns and stuff like,
oh look, here's some chick eatingan ice cream come with whip cream
on the top. Cream on topof like a Sunday or something that's in
a cup, not on an actualsaying. I agree, I get it.
Pizza and breadsticks right for good.It's also National Whiskey Sour Day.

(01:37:03):
I like those. Yeah, alright, couple of what do you show fun
facts? All right? What aboutputting whip cream on like you'll go someplace
they'll put it on top of amilkshake? Also stupid? Yeah, I

(01:37:26):
think I feel like they're just tryingto rip you off by not giving you
more milkshake because they just kind oflike do that thing so it makes the
whole thing look full. But thensometimes they give you the metal cup with
the X. That's if you goto a cool place, a diner kind
of price. That's awesome. Forgetthe old flow. Yeah, that's rip
rip all right? What do showfun facts starting with this one. The
reason that gas prices end with ninetenths of a cent. I hate that

(01:37:50):
one, like, you know,three dollars four you know, three point
four nine, Yeah, tense.That comes from the Great Depression and when
Congress created a gas tax of onepoint five cents and the stations started to
have to calculate tens of a gallonfrom then on, and that tradition,
tradition, that tradition just stuck.Yeah. Yeah, that's weird or it

(01:38:13):
came from but that's like one ofthose things that just because we've been doing
it doesn't mean to keep doing it. Yeah, just round it. Yeah,
Salmon sushi doesn't come from Japan.It was created in Norway in the
eighties because they had a salmon surplus. Lucky. Yeah, and it's got

(01:38:36):
a sushi fun fact the other day. Oh yeah, you know who sells
the most sushi in America? Byfar sells the most Benny Hunter, no
grocery store, Kroger. Kroger byfar crushes everybody, really the most sushi
in America in the millions. Yeah, all right, Well, I think

(01:38:59):
I'm trying to think of like whatother big distributor with you know. Yeah,
uh, Greg, you want tolive in a place where there are
no bugs, and you would thinklike Antarctica would be that place. Yes,
there is one type of insect onand on on Antarctica. Really.
Yeah, it's a it's a tinyfly that can handle the freezing temperatures.

(01:39:24):
It's a devil bug man devil yeah. Zero, No, they got this
one, damn pest right. Yeah. And finally, what do you show
fun fact? Number four? Thefirst player ever drafted the NFL never played
in a game, and it wasbecause of a contract hold out. His

(01:39:44):
name is Jay Berwanger. He wasthe Yanger. He was taken as the
first pick in the NFL, draftednineteen thirty six by the Philadelphia Eagles,
but they refused to pay him afifteen thousand dollars salary. Wow, thousand
dollars. It's way too deep forour Yeah, we can't take off.

(01:40:10):
Yeah, and there's your what doyou show fun things? This is nurning
out with Raby's Friday Morning is whatyou urn out about their rave. So
the biggest story in movies this yearobviously is Barbie. It's on its way
to becoming the most successful movie inthe history of Warner Brothers. It already

(01:40:30):
is domestically as and now it's closingin on Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows
Part two. I'll gonna crush itnow the global box office, and it
is officially available for pre order onApple and Amazon, and it is gonna
drop to buy a rent on Septemberfifth. Wow, So that's a week
from Tuesday, right around the corner. More money, I know. And

(01:40:51):
then when it comes to streaming,it will be exclusive to HBO Max And
according to my nemesis w V dCEO David Zaslaw, that will be sometime
this fall. So I guess youknow, they're just trying to capitalize.
And why wouldn't they a billion dollarsmoney train? Guy, if you're gonna
rent it, why do you haveto pre reserve it. I don't think

(01:41:14):
it's for renting. You just preorder to buy it. Oh okay,
I wonder what the budgets were versusHarry Potter. Oh yeah, yeah.
I would like to see like theprofitability margins, because Barbie definitely had a
big budget, but not a HarryPotter bar head. Yeah, no way.
By the way, Barbie is goingto take over Imax screens on September
twenty second for a one week engagementwith new post credits footage. Oh so

(01:41:40):
they are for everything I know,right, Well, they should throw some
like extra footage in the middle ofthe movie in the movie, yeah,
not just a post credits because it'snot like they shot it for Imax.
Yeah, so I don't know,we'll see. So it is Grand Tresmo
coming out this week, and thenLabor Day weekend you have The Equalizer three.

(01:42:02):
These are the only sequels Denzel's everdone Equalizer two or three. Yeah,
and his character Robert McCall, thistime protecting a small town in Italy
from the mob. I like theEqualizer movies. I think, I mean,
it's Denzel. He's awesome, right, and director Anton Fuqua is thinking
about the future of the franchise,But is the future of the Equalizer in

(01:42:25):
the past. Huqua says he's beenlegitimately considering daging Denzel for an Equalizer prequel
story same quote, especially now withthe new technology and the AI and all
that kind of stuff, Is therea story to be told about how McCall
became this person a younger version,He said he's talked a lot with the

(01:42:45):
Equalizer screenwriter about it, and thetechnology is getting a lot better. Like
I saw the Dial of Destiny.I don't know if you guys saw the
Dial of Destiny, but the openingsequence is about twenty minutes long and it
is a d aged hairson Ford.How's the body though, because there's like
a cours times where you're like,oh, yeah, it's a little rickety

(01:43:09):
because in The Irishman, the theyaged them. Oh the Irishman, the
text's not there, yeah, anduh yeah, he wasn't moving around.
The text's not there. Even inthe season two finale of The Mandalorian the
tech's not there. Yeah, Butthen they got better at rendering Luke Sky,
you watched some of the stuff onTikTok. Yeah, wouldn't be able

(01:43:30):
to tell the difference exactly the tech. The tech is ready to go,
So that would be interesting if Denzelwould be up for it. Now,
how's Denzel ever whiffed? Because Ifeel like, you know, to Denzel's
whiffed a lot, Tom Hanks iskind of whiffing lately, and right like
I put him up there with TomHanks. Sure, yeah, Denzel's got
whiffs. He does. He definitelyremember that not in the equalizes or franchise,

(01:43:51):
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