The Woody Show August 29th 2024 Podcast

Bert Kreischer, Woody Show Employee, Headline News & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dune to the graphic nature of this program?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies? The Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, Good
morning Woody. All right, today is Thursday. It is August
twenty ninth, twenty twenty four. Welcome to The Woody Show.
My name is Whatdy? That is Greg Gory. Hi, Menace,

(00:58):
good morning to you. Good morning. We have Sea Mass who,
at least for the next couple hours, is our raining
Woody Show Employee of the month. I'm gonna milk every
last down. Yes, yeah, yeah, do it. There's Samy, Good morning, Sammy.
Gina Grant is here today. Gina, Good morning, Gina. Nice
to see you. Which, by the way, Gina did get
such she doesn't even work here. Yeah, she got some

(01:20):
votes for employee Employee of the month from listeners. There
is Bort, there's Caroline Morgan's here. Vaughn is here. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's eight
seven seven forty four, Woody. You can hit us up
with the text over to two nine eight seven coming up.
By this morning, we're gonna have Bert Kreischer, the Machine

(01:44):
Bert's gonna join us and we'll talk to him and
see what else do we got today? We have, oh, well,
the winner for the Woody Show employee the month, news
headlines that and more birthdays, entertainment stuff, whatever you got
for us of the phones seven four all that this morning.
A couple of things I wanted to bring up because

(02:06):
Mena said there was an interesting wrinkle to an argument
that we were having. On argument. We're going back and
forth Greg's thing about his friend, oh right with the
dog poop in the backyard. Very interesting laundry, all right,
So Greg, why don't you recap quickly?

Speaker 5 (02:19):
A couple friend of ours went and got a new
house in a different state, and it's pristine and beautiful
and they want to take good care of it, and
they hired a gardener. The gardener was running early one day,
said Hey, I'm just going to let you know I'm
being there early today. So the wife, who was out
at the time, texted her husband and said, can you
run in the backyard make sure all the dog poop

(02:40):
has been picked up before the gardener gets there. He
said sure. Her ring camera never alerted her.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
She checked it.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
He had never went out there and he texted her back, Okay,
I did it, and he did it. So she was wondering,
why would he lie about that?

Speaker 6 (02:54):
Oh, so he actively lied. He didn't reply to a
lot like he actively sid act.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
Yeah, sorry, I did it. That's why she was concerned, like,
why would you lie?

Speaker 7 (03:05):
And then I said, because he didn't want to hear
about it. He didn't want to didn't want the nagging,
and he didn't want to get like about it.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
He forgot about it, didn't want to hear the nagging,
and so he just said, yeah, I get it. I said,
he was aware of the cameras. Yeah, that's a great question.
Maybe he's just stupid.

Speaker 7 (03:24):
So you know, I was sharing this story with one
of our old coworkers, Nick sound Wave, and he goes, oh,
do you know what he was probably doing. He was
probably doing pre truth. So yeah, so what he was
going to do is Okay, he did lie and then
do it, and then he was going to do it
because he realized, oh, I didn't do it right, So

(03:46):
he goes, oh, guys do pre truth all the time.
And then but now this is now, this is now,
this is now. This is Eric's words, not mine. But
this guy was too stupid and lazy, the super part
realizing there was cameras and then too lazy to actually
go and do it. So like the pre truth, the
real pre truth would be like, oh I got caught,

(04:07):
I didn't actually do it, but then eventually you go
and do it.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh, that makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
You take the trash out yep, and then you hang
up and you run out and take the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
So he like intended to do pre truth, but he
didn't follow through. So the one thing that we're bringing
up here that I wasn't aware of is that I
thought she followed up with him, asked him about it,
and that point he said, yes, I did it. No,
I don't know that. I didn't ruiz it. He offered
it up.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
Right, he said I did it. Yeah, he And that
was the question, like the little lies you tell and
why would you lie about it?

Speaker 8 (04:39):
Yeah, but you know that phrase, when there's smoke, there's fire,
You see one wrap, there's one hundred.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I don't like the lies. I don't like the lies. Yeah, Greg,
I did have something for you. Okay, I have something
for you as well. Okay, well here this is I'll
make this quick. There was a study that ranked the
riskiest plastic surgeries.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
Oh, every time I see something about the first thing
I always think about is how he wants to get
absculpting done in Colombia the States. Yeah, unlicensed person.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I have a friend.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
Who's a physician, a physician's assistant. He said they no
longer do Tommy.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Tucks because it's too dangerous. Really be easy. So this
is the riskiest plastic surgeries based on how many patients
have complications and how serious those complications can be. And uh,
based on I bet you can't guess what number one is?
Number one? Number one. I can't be a nose job.
I didn't even know that the thing. Oh that's why
you can't guess. Oh is it the I heard about

(05:36):
this where they tightened the skin on your hands. No,
it's having your eye color changed. I didn't get like contacts. Yeah,
do we see that? The lady like you get it
tattoo ink in there? You know what I saw it
is t I's wife tiny on their show. She got
that done. She got blue eyes.

Speaker 9 (05:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, Well, it costs an average of twelve thousand dollars
and over ninety two percent of patients have complications, Like
all like going blind, No, thank you. Yeah, so everyone
can see your eyes except you.

Speaker 9 (06:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Second most risky ist plastic surgery A thigh lift I've
never heard of. Seventy eight percent have complications. Yeah, like
especially old fatties. They are those sort of droop down there.
Brazilian butt lift. Number three on the list ranks high
because of the complications. They just be serious. So there's
not as many complications. I think it's that with a

(06:31):
thirty eight percent of complications, but it ranks high because
the complications are serious. If you get them, they're bad. Correct.

Speaker 8 (06:38):
And then we've seen those stories in the past of
like somebody went to Tijuana and they accident or they
didn't accidentally put like tire calcking right fixed flat exactly.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah. Number four the list is a body lift because
it's multiple procedures, the whole body, the whole bunch. Yeah,
and it's the most expensive surge around the list. Injectable fillers,
sixty five percent have complications, ranging from you know, just
being you know, like like a off bound. Whether it
called symmetric, You're not symmetrical. I'm looking for asymmetric asymmetrical

(07:08):
to allergic reactions. But that is the cheapest one. On
the list. Then it's a breast reduction, which Gina had
loved it, would do it again tomorrow. Yeah, but you
said the recovery sucked. It was brutal. But that's all
in the past. But implants, but implants, and number seven
the most riskiest plastic surgery, probably by breast augmentation, arm

(07:31):
lift at number nine and then breastlift at number ten.
So none of the things Greg wants. Nothing on there.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
You're gonna go, I want LiPo. But I've talked to
people who've gotten it. Not one person has said, yeah,
it wasn't bad. Every single person that I know that
had LiPo said it is an effing nightmare.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
It's a nightmare. Also that what I've heard too is
that you look lumpy. Really it's not even Yeah, it
looks you can resituate in weird places. Yeah, it's like
if you read unzipped the cushion of your couch reached
in there and started pulling, like, uh, pulling some of
the foam and stuff out of there, Like it wouldn't
be like where you kind of cut it and it's
nice and smooth and had like a nice contour to it,

(08:10):
just be like chunks taking out. Did you ever see
a video of people getting wipe of something? Yeah, it
looks it is brutal.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
It looks barbaric. I've literally seen it firsthand. And then
they take that rot and just it looks like they're
getting stabbed death. Yeah, it's Norman Bass too. That looks awful.
So Greg, what was your.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Thing I have for you? Is a question? Have you heard?

Speaker 5 (08:31):
And I've seen no fewer than forty eight million ads
for simpler hair color. Yes, it comes pre mixed.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Is this what he was talking about with his beard?
There's there's I don't know if we talked about the
brand though I've tried it and in fact I have
some and it's fine. It doesn't It does a nice
job as a natural look to it. But what I
don't like about it is that it takes so long
you put it in and then you have to leave
it there for like forty minutes, oh, whereas like adjustment

(08:59):
men is literally five minutes. And this other stuff that
I bought, that Novo hair I think it's called again
Instagram thing that I bought and you could put that
stuff right in your hand, rub it into your beard.
It doesn't stain on his skin really and it's like
five ten minutes. And it's like, so you recently.

Speaker 7 (09:17):
Changed for that because the internet comments saying that your
your beard looks orange.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
It looks a little reddish.

Speaker 6 (09:23):
Yeah, now it does.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
It did a few days a few days ago, died
down a little bit. Oh no, that was a that
was over a week ago or whatever. I'm not sure
what happened there, is it I have I have no
idea because yeah, maybe because I didn't do anything different.
But then because then after that is when I used
that that new stuff, that Novo stuff, uh huh, And
it was great and it was super quick. It's there

(09:45):
wasn't standing in your hands or any of that kind
of stuff, no mixing, none of that stuff. So and
it was only like five or ten minutes that you
leave it on your face, you wash it out, you're good, right, Okay.
But then I saw something else from the manufacturer that said, hey,
make sure you it from our website. We do not
sell our product on Amazon. Guess where I got mine?

(10:07):
Looks the same, Everything looks the same. It worked the
same as they claim, And I'm like, oh, well that
worked pretty well. So I bought the o G stuff
like the legit stuff didn't like it. Really, the knockoff
stuff worked better then the then the official stuff, like
this stuff that gives you gills. Yeah maybe I don't

(10:28):
know because they're both made in China. Sure you know,
I don't know. I don't know what's in it. I
have no idea but something. But it worked really well,
so that that's what I'm using. Now. How does this look?
Because I think it looks very way better than the
orange one. This looks way more natural than even the
Just for men. And it's it because I got dark

(10:49):
brown in this Novo hair thing and I get dark
brown and the Just for men. I think this looks
way more natural. I'll get up close. Yeah, it's a
nice color. I've been doing the Just for men. Yeah,
it does look lighter.

Speaker 8 (11:02):
You don't look like you're in you know, witness protection.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, it looks exactly like your hair. Yeah, it goes,
it's perfect. It blends, It blends them already. Yeah, just
for men for a while. Now.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
I hate how the containers are so teeny and then
you have to mix it yourself.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
That's right, I know. And my simpler thing I've never
I've never minded that, but I don't like is that, Uh,
it's it's super messy. It is, Yeah, it's it's it's
super messy. Have you ever gone the mascara version of
Just for Men. It's a little wands one. Yeah. It
feels like you just put concrete on your face. It's
good for like in a pinch. Yeah. Oh and then

(11:39):
you just and that's what's good about this Nova hair stuff.
Like if you have like an area or whatever, that's
kind of like especially if you get like an edge
little patch. Yeah, like you just rub it in there,
wait for like five minutes, watch it out, and it's
like just like everything else.

Speaker 8 (11:50):
So my husband is up dying for some beard coloring
and he said, if I don't let him do it,
he's gonna grow it big and white and poofy like
Santa Dave.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (11:59):
So I'm going to get the stuff that you're talking about.
I want the third party Amazon.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I'll send you the link on Amazon. Yeah, bo leg Yeah,
send it to me here as well. There you go.
Phones are up at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. And really the audience in our wheelhouse
of the most listeners that we have are really between
thirty five and forty five, and that is exactly when
you start to notice you get like a little thumbprint

(12:23):
worth of gray exactly, like there's one little spot where
it shows up. I'd noticed like Mena started getting that, yeah,
and he started doing stuff. You know, you get to
that point just for men Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
get to that point and just hey, the grocery store stuff. Hey,
knock it out.

Speaker 9 (12:38):
Hey.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
And then, like you pointed out before, when you get
your photo taken, you have that gray patch that looks
like nothing then.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Looks yeah, nothing there, and especially if you have a
full beard like I do, once it starts like kind
of wearing out and stuff starts growing back in and
you get it. Yeah, it looks like you like the
Geico caveman guy. Yeah, just patchy stuff.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
Gina brings up a good point for Christmas though, at least,
could you guys let it go white?

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah seasonal, Yeah, for Christmas, I would, but it doesn't
go pure white. You can die. That's white patches. Let's
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Back to the Witty Show and we are into another
new hour insensitivity training, freight, politically correct world. It is
Thursday morning. It's August the twenty ninth, twenty twenty four.
I'm Woody, that's great, gory would we got menace?

Speaker 6 (13:44):
What is up? Woody Mass is here?

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Sammy is here? Gina grad sitting in today with us. Hey,
and we have another guest here in the studio. You
might know him as the Machine. His government name is
Burt Kreischer. I don't know everybody sort how are I'm awesome?
Good to see him. Last time we saw you, we
were all together in Pittsburgh for your the show, The

(14:06):
Fully Loaded.

Speaker 9 (14:08):
Yeah, yeah, totally forgot about that. Yeah that was fun,
that was wild, That was a crazy all all the
Steelers came out.

Speaker 7 (14:15):
Yeah, yeah, dude, your production is so top Notch. Yeah,
run so well and then uh, and then we're gonna
see you in Vegas.

Speaker 9 (14:22):
Oh, Vegas next month, September twenty seventh and twenty eighth.
That's right coming out.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
I thought about it, I could, we could possibly, you know,
I thought about it. No, I thought about going into schedulings.
Oh no, you know where where are were? Was September?
So crazy? Yeah, we're in Philly. Yeah, oh wow.

Speaker 6 (14:39):
Yeah, we're doing an event with a Sublime dude and
then and then we.

Speaker 9 (14:43):
Have a sun Park takeover. I'm so into Bradley Noel's
son singing.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah. I think it's so cool. Yeah, he's really he's
and he's having the best time. He's having his best life. Yeah,
he really is. We just saw him recently and now
was tripping out.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
I'm like, wow, this is weird that this is his
son singing with the original band members.

Speaker 9 (15:04):
Sublime was such a big deal when they I don't
know if you remember when they came out. I just
I just yeah, I just know ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Are you sure?

Speaker 9 (15:13):
Well?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
They probably came out ninety six. I discovered them. I
discovered them in ninety seven.

Speaker 9 (15:18):
I was going to a Dave Matthews concert and someone
put in Sublime and we hit a joint and I
was like, what am I listening to?

Speaker 6 (15:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
That is amazing. And Bradley was supposed to go do
an interview with Greg Gory, but he died instead. Right,
Oh true story. Yeah, wait to get out of It.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
Nineteen ninety six July. Oh wow, yeah, nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, you're the ring man of that. I don't know why.
It's a talent that I've got, Dude, that's crazy. You
know why? Because I associate at a certain place, like where
I was working, Like what radio station I was at
when that came out? And so yeah, I was working
at the ninety seven to five WPST and Trenton, New Jersey.
Let's do this. Nirvana smells like Teen Spirit, smells like
teen Spirit that came out out in ninety one. Yeah,

(16:03):
I remember where I was when I heard that. I
was in Sally Hall, Room one eleven.

Speaker 9 (16:09):
We through this thing called time traveling where we put
we put tinfoil all over all the light panels and
poke holes and it's so what it looks like stars
And we got high and we lay on our back
and look at the stars, and someone put in the
spells like teasburn and I turned the lights on. I
was like, hold on, what are we listening to right now?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Hey? What's it? What's the drug that you won't do
right now?

Speaker 9 (16:28):
No? I mean.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Just in general, because it seems like a you know,
time place kind of guy. But is there one Like,
no matter what the time or the place, I'm just
not doing enough. I probably never do. I probably do
heroin before I would do acid. Again, you want neither
one of those? No, I think I have.

Speaker 9 (16:47):
I know I've done acid and I've done pharmaceutical heroin delauded. Yeah,
but like I just acid for me. It doesn't I
don't make it doesn't make any sense. It's touch of
a commitment. It's why I don't like scuba diving. You
do there for having with whale sharks in Japan and
they talk, They take get on forty feet and they're like,
so we're gonna spend forty five minutes with the whale shark,

(17:07):
and I.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Was like, cool, that'll be great. You get down there.

Speaker 9 (17:09):
After five minutes of seeing a whale shark that doesn't
do anything, you're like, okay, I'm out, And then you're
stuck there for another thirty seven minutes about snorkeling.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
He hates snoring. Okay, I'll take one further.

Speaker 9 (17:23):
I think jet skis are for morons, really are for
absolute white privilege morons. Because Tom's got one, I bought
it for him. I know I was gonna say, yeah,
because you bought one. This is like that I forgot
about them, Jeki as I was about to make this.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Rctually, was this about that whole birthday thing you guys
had going back and forth like he bought you something crazy,
you bought him something crazy, you bought him a race
car to each other.

Speaker 9 (17:51):
What it is is the amount of arrogance and privilege
that goes into a person riding a jet ski. They
think they have all the talent because they're they're going
forty miles an hour all across the lake, but they're idiots.
It's like, you know what it's like. It's like, at
least with the motorcycle, you have to take a class
to learn how to ride a motorcycle. Imagine if they
just gave motorcycles to people in cushioned rooms and they're like,

(18:13):
have fun, and then you just watched everyone put on
Hall's Angels outfits and be.

Speaker 11 (18:17):
Like, I'm the best at the children ride them. I
hate but when you're on a Jesski joy it, I
don't do it. Really, yeah, I don't do it because
I'm a man.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
You're a man.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
I'll drive a boat. I'll drive a boat. Okay. Yeah.
I grew up in Florida. Listen.

Speaker 9 (18:35):
I remember when I was a child, the first time
I got to the jet sky and I was like,
this is awesome. Thank you mister Casper for letting me
drive it. And he was like, just be careful on it,
and I was like, sure, thing, I'm in the middle
of an ocean. How can this possibly go wrong? And
nothing goes wrong because it's it's a false sense of security.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
It is like someone hurt yourself on that really difficult.
Oh you can, yeah, you can definitely die.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Oh my daughter I almost killed me on one. Yeah
what were you in the water and she ran you
go over with it, like, because if you're driving one
and you get thrown off, it cuts the engine because
you have the thing on your on your wrist get hurt.

Speaker 9 (19:09):
The very last time I ever got on a jet ski,
a wave run or whatever you want to call him,
I was Ila was probably ten or twelve, and Leanne said,
let take Isla out, let her drive, give her a
little confidence, drive with her. And I said, no, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Because you're gonna ride, bitch. Yeah, I'm not gonna. I'm
not gonna let a child take me on a jet ski.

Speaker 9 (19:30):
And she goes, no, this is you know. I do
it with Georgia and it helps build confidence. And I've
done it with Georgia, and Georgia the whole time goes,
I know, Dad, I know Dad, And I was like, no,
you don't know. That's why I'm telling you. You're a child.
So I go, all right, I'll do it with Ilah.
So I get on the back with Isla and the
first thing she says was hold on, big boy, Oh no,
And we started going do you know in the morning,

(19:52):
when you get on a jet ski and there's no waves,
and all of a sudden it's a jet ski gets
on top of the water and you're not even touching
the water.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
You just hear yeah.

Speaker 9 (20:02):
And then she yells I want to try something, and
I went what. She goes, I'm gonna dig a hole.
And I know she had seen rednecks dig a hole.
It means when you cut it real quick. Yeah, yeah,
and I go we're going to and she cuts it.
The jet ski just hydroplanes out of control. I go flying.

(20:22):
Who she's still tethered. She weighs seventy pounds. She's still
on the jets skid. Yeah, I fly off. My head
catches the water. Right, my head catches the water. The
jet ski slams into my side. I knocked the wind out.
I mean, just the worst sound.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Ever, just.

Speaker 9 (20:40):
Out of the things I'm messing around. She starts laughing
on and then I lose my I lose it. I
lose it, and I'm like, yo, you're done. I'm driving
it back in. She was like, stop being dramatic.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Fuck all my daughters and my daughters and my wife
are bullies.

Speaker 9 (20:57):
They're bullies, and they think everything I say is uh
histrionics and and and all metaphor. It's all like, it's
all fluffs talk because Dad tells stories on stage.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
So was that it was that the end of jet skis.

Speaker 9 (21:10):
We pulled into the jetty where the little cover all
and everyone's having a great time, and I pull in.
I'm I'm really mad, and Lee goes, while you're back
so fast, and Isla says Dad's about to tell you
one of his dad stories. Yeah, I lost it and
then I didn't bruise, and I was so angry that

(21:32):
I didn't bruise, that I didn't have all the bruises
that I needed set my wounds. But yeah, that's the
last time. And I won't get on a jet ski
with Isle again. I won't get on a jet ski.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
I'm not saying this happened to Bert Chuscher, but the
last time I was on a jet ski and belize
because they do give him to anybody, anybody. The lady
got off and she was too fat to get back on.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
They bring.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
Although she get's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Like you see a guy like at a resort kind
of place where they are doing the jet ski, call
him and the like. They're like on their standing like
kind of on one leg using one arm and they're
like flying around because they're repositioning the jet skis and stuff.
It's like Jeski acrobats.

Speaker 9 (22:08):
Oh I've seen. I was in Where were we had
to be Mexico. I'm guessing we were to resort. No,
it was for it was for like a thing. I
did something for a thing and we were to resort.
Probably a cruise and I saw two and it was
it bothered me so much. They rented a jest ski
to two overweight jicks two together, and I immediately, I'm

(22:29):
a water I'm a water guy. I grew up in
the water. And I said, I said, that's irresponsible. I go,
if one of them falls off, and they will, one
of them is going to fall They're the same one,
same one, the same.

Speaker 12 (22:40):
One.

Speaker 9 (22:41):
And I said, I said, the guy, you don't know
what you're doing. They don't know what they're doing. No
one knows what they're doing. But I know what we're doing.
And what's going to happen is one's gonna fall off
and she won't get be able to get back on.
I didn't say that. I just watched it and they
both fell off and they never got back on. They
never got back on, and they went out far they
had they had to go out and get them. And

(23:02):
I was like, dude, boating, I get. I'm like, you're
now you're getting into my Instagram thread. I am obsessed
with anyone who takes out a boat and doesn't know
what they're doing. That is like so dangerous. Do you
ever see those people trying to take a boat out
of the jetty and and you see the waves just
overwhelm the boat. People boats sink. How many billionaires and

(23:22):
we lost this right, That's that's over confidence. That is
a Jason to jet skis. That is the same dude
that makes ski is the billionaire is the same thing.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
What Burt just said is why we had a segment
called gofund Me, because remember how that started, Idiots the
young couple sold all their crap, bought a sail boat
in like Gulf shores.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Somewhere, and then immediately crashed it and then put a.

Speaker 9 (23:50):
Hold on I think I took a picture of that,
So I mean next to that sailboat I was. I was,
I was in clear water and there was a sailboat
on I have the picture.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
I have the picture on my phone.

Speaker 9 (24:02):
There's a sailboat on the thing and the dude sitting
in the sand with his hands in his lap, and
I was like, is this your sailboat? And he was like,
just bought it two days ago. So much more to
the water than you know. It is so much an
arrogant Yeah, it is like I took leand surfing, right,
I saw the pictures of that. Yeah, it was amazing.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
It was amazing.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
I was amazing.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Everybody was able to stand on the board, to get
up and stand on the board a while.

Speaker 9 (24:27):
That's the thing is like people like tomscir goes, I'm
gonna go surfing, and I was like, that's not gonna happen.
You're not an athlete. You don't barely swim, you don't
go into the water. And I was like, it's it's
more than just like I'm gonna go surfing. And they
have boards that they can get you know, big whales
like up on. It's not even a long board, it's
it's a fifteen foot board. It's a coffee table. But

(24:49):
if you're gonna go surfing, it's it really is, honestly,
I'm being I'm speaking very honestly. I've always asked for
the biggest board they have because it's the funnest way
to enjoy your day. But then we went this time,
and I've been a couple of times and the kids
at the Jamie Brian Sirr School were like, do you
want to challenge yourself? I was like not really, yeah,
because you don't understand like tragedy can happen so quickly

(25:10):
and like My wife is oblivious to tragedy. She's just
like yeah, and so we get out. We go out
three days and it's great. It's very minimal waves. When
I say very minimal waves, people would say no waves. Okay,
anyone's heart to say no waves. The last day, a
storm comes through. I don't know if you've seen the
big storms coming in, but there's big storms coming through
Hawaii right and they're like, yo, the waves are going
to be big. And I said I'm out, and Leanne's like,

(25:32):
come on, let's go. And I went no, no, no. I
don't think you understand what they're saying. They're saying the waves.
They Hawaiians are saying the waves are going to be big.
That's like if I told you that's a rough crowd,
you don't want to get on stage. These are Hawaiians,
this is their Their families started in Bora Bora. They
took a canoe here because of human sacrifices.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
And they're telling you the waves are going to be big.
You don't want to go into the water.

Speaker 11 (25:56):
Yeah, And they're telling me to challenge my it sounds.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
So we go out in the water. First wave.

Speaker 9 (26:03):
I'm gonna say it was a six foot wave. It
was a massive wave. There is a German couple and
a family of Japanese people and so so none of
us German has never been around waves. These Japanese people
don't speak English. Everyone's in a big clump and the
waves coming in.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
We are a we are a ready. Boards hit me.

Speaker 9 (26:23):
The fin of my surfboard broke off. It was a
It was a traffic actually, and.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Mellow your wife surfed it all the way into the shore, right, nonivation,
no problem. But I did surf it all with the store.

Speaker 9 (26:35):
And then she got stuck in what they call the middles,
and they're like, oh, she's in trouble.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah, but my wife just loved it. She loved it.

Speaker 6 (26:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
They were crashing all my head.

Speaker 9 (26:45):
And then she's like, honey, we're going out talkstarm We
getting ourselves a professional surf coach.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
We're going to be surfers nests.

Speaker 6 (26:52):
Berd Kreischer is here.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
He's got a couple of shows next month in Vegas
Resorts World Theater. You can get all the information by
going to our w Lasvegas dot com. Also Bert bird
Burt dot com. We're gonna get a quick break more
what he shows next hang on the show. We'll be
right back. So a lot of chances to go to
Vegas today for the iHeartRadio Music Festival. Also to go

(27:16):
see this man right here Bert Kreischer. It's gonna be
at Resorts World next month Toaber twenty seventh and twenty eighth.
Your chance to win around eight ten this morning, and
thanks to the folks over at Resorts World now the
Resorts World Theater. I haven't been inside the Resorts World Theater. Yeah,
that's lovely.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
I was there for Katie Perry. But I love that,
like comedy is taking it over.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
It's awesome. Yeah. And so this is like a new show,
right yeah, double down.

Speaker 9 (27:41):
I've already I've already done my special. So this is
all new material. I can run through it on my phone.

Speaker 6 (27:46):
Okay, yeah, yeah, give us your opening bit.

Speaker 9 (27:51):
You know it's so funny. My stuff is so uh.
I'm not like the I'm not like that edgy guy anymore.
Like I don't really care to like try to break you,
like to see if I can get canceled. I'm just
like telling what I think is funny and like and
it's all sensitive stuff.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah. I had a joke that uh Shaquille O'Neill was
dying my hair.

Speaker 9 (28:13):
Yeah, And I was getting prepared to give a speech
about uh about blood pressure medicine to a come and
but Shaquille was dying, shackly dying my hair, and I
woke up. I told my wife and I said to
her casual, I go, do you think he ever dreams
about me? And she goes, that's the do not text
him that? And I was like why, because like, like,

(28:34):
do you ever think like people dream about you? Like maybe,
I mean who do you who's who have you had
a dream about where You're like that was weird? How
did they get in my head? And then you wonder
how many people's head you've gotten in where you're like like,
what's the most famous person that ever had a dream?
Do you ever think Jokoy has ever dreamt about you?

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Guarantee me? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (28:54):
Yeah, Like it's like like you like, you know there's
people that dream about I'm just curious about me?

Speaker 6 (29:01):
Yeah, my wife, do not talk about that. When you
have these random ass thoughts of yours, do you do
you like write them down?

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I write them down.

Speaker 6 (29:08):
And then what I do is because every almost everything
out of your mouth is a random like shower thought,
like like Greg has these thoughts every once in a while,
the completely high thoughts some people call them, but like
like right now, I don't know, maybe are you high?

Speaker 2 (29:22):
No? Okay, yeah, I didn't want to get high last night.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
I thought, reminds me of Brian Reagan when he did
Comedians and Cars getting coffee. Said, you know when somebody
tells you, oh, the bathroom's down the hall to the left,
be sure to jiggle the handle, you know, because if
the toilet's messed up, he's His random thought was, what
is the highest ranking person in the world that's ever
been told you need to jiggle the handle? He's like,
can you imagine like King Charles gets told jiggle the handle?

(29:49):
What's the highest level of person that was ever told that.
I ran into Bride Reagan at the Atlanta airport recently.
I was on vacation with my family right after Hawaii
went to Alabama, and so the jet ski rant.

Speaker 9 (30:01):
And uh and he said, how are you doing? And
I have never looked at the road more appetizing. I
was like, put me on your tour bus. I was like,
I was just I missed the road so much. I
miss being being on the road, like being in a
tour bus, being with your guys, getting picked up at
the airport, off the Red Eye, hung over cold beer
when you get on the bus, then a nap, then

(30:23):
a work I miss it so much.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, when we hung out with you in Pittsburgh, it
like it's such a fun environment, like constantly throughout the
entire show.

Speaker 9 (30:30):
Yeah, can you understand, Like people go, why do you
work so hard? It's not work. It's like all the
Steelers came out. We had a golf simulator out there.
They all hung out, we all smoked weed oops.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Words. The party continued.

Speaker 9 (30:46):
It was fun so and then it's but it's like
I looked at Brian getting on his tour bus and
I was like I looked at my family getting luggage
and I was like, God, I guess that's what when
men who want to cheat on their wives must feel
like when they see like hot chicks.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Walking but your mistresses the pavements the road. Yeah, phones
are open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie send us
eight text over to two to nine eight seven. We're back.
This is the Woody Show. It is the Woody Show
and the machine burn Reischer.

Speaker 13 (31:20):
You know.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yeah, so check out Bert Bertbird dot com at berg
Kreischer and all the social media platforms he's got his
all new shows.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
Burd Kreischer doubled down.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
It's can be in Vegas at the Resorts World Theater
that is on September twenty seventh and September the twenty eighth.
Of course, all the different podcasts that he's a part of.
I mean, there's the Birdcast, There's two Bears, which you do.
The vodka is going extremely well, right, great, so Burt
and Tom have that vodka Poros says, which I do.

Speaker 9 (31:54):
And look, I have a hat on this sad right there.
It's got our merch is almost as good as our Yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:00):
Anyway, so I heard an interesting stud I think it
was your wife that was telling me that you guys
were on track to being like the fastest growing or
whatever like vodka brand ever.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Yeah pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, that was a few months ago.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
You.

Speaker 9 (32:17):
Yeah, we're still on track. We we just are growing
right now. Our Our our problem is to not grow
too fast because we were like, we don't have no
but we know we don't have the ability, we don't
have the ability to do so I mean, up until
probably two months ago, they were still filling bottles by
hand in Texas.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 9 (32:38):
And so yeah, so we were tracking and then so
we had Tom and I had to put in more
money to upgrade the facilities. And so now we went
down to go look at the upgrade. They upgraded the
fill facilities. So now they can do I think they
can do ten bottles. It looks like the smil schmazzles. Yeah,
we actually put a glove on the thing. Before that
they were just it was like it was like a

(33:00):
bunch of dudes just filling up bottles.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (33:03):
And so uh and so we're trying to meet to man.
So like we're supposed to go out in Florida, Texas
and California right away, and we couldn't. We just couldn't
fill it. So we had to go out in Texas
first and then Florida and California. We just got into uh, Costco.
We we're in Costco at south southern California and we're
in Texas. We just got into Nevada.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
We're congratulations. So yeah, bird Cast two Bears did have
another question because I've noticed a lot like one the
different whether you're with tom or you were just on
your wife's podcast. She's very funny Leand's a great person.
She's very funny. I don't know what made you get
into this, but I was like, ah, dude, like when

(33:41):
you see a friend, you're like, why would you go
down that road? Already know you're gonna talk about like
you were talking about like uh, you weren't asking if
you have the biggest penis that she's ever been with,
but like it was something along those lines. What was
the question that then she's laughing at you. I said,
you seemed like legitimately hurt. Were you did that hurt
you at all? Legitimate?

Speaker 9 (34:00):
In our conversation we shared on a podcast, all right,
yeah yeah? And I said, she goes, well, there were
guys before you, And I said, but I was the
best looking. She goes, well, you were, you know you're
you're the cutest. Oh, I said, I had the best body.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
She goes, I know, because it started it started with
uh with with she was saying along the lines of like,
I know you are a different kind of guy than
what I normally would go for, which.

Speaker 6 (34:22):
Is always flat.

Speaker 9 (34:23):
And I was so I'm making light of it, going yeah, oh,
so you weren't attracted like really good looking guys before
getting and then she was like no I was, and
I was like no, but like I like really in
shape guys. And then she was like no, and I said,
guys are the really big and she goes, well there.
I forget what she exactly said. It was something the
effect of there's a bigger yeah, And I was like, yo, what.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Do she starts laughing, She's laughing, and she was like what.
Well the laughing started as soon as she said, oh,
because you know, like basically you have the biggest penis,
and she immediately starts laughing.

Speaker 9 (34:53):
Yeah, And I go, what you can see it? I
would say this, I don't I don't mind that it's
in the podcast. It's really it's fun. It's whatever it is.
It's like, that is the reality of when you date someone.
That has to be the thing. I guess whatever.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
You don't have that conversation due I would have edited.
I would have I would have edited it.

Speaker 9 (35:09):
Differently because I would have edited differently, only because I
would have edited out. There's a moment where you cut
to me. I just saw this yesterday. You cut to me,
and you see the reaction in my face.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Something I did.

Speaker 9 (35:22):
I would have I would have cut out the beginning
of it and just gone to the reaction in my face,
going like yeah, like I would have just that little second,
it would have made it a better clip.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
That's just me is like a podcast. But but it.

Speaker 9 (35:32):
Was like, it was like, why would you ever Like
I would go what? And then she was like, well,
I was just joking. I was like, I hold on,
and then I had to. I was like, what are
you supposed to say? That's why you never had that conversation.
So it's like, I gotta be honest with you. I've
been with my my penis my whole life, and I've
been in locker rooms with him and he's not the

(35:53):
coolest guy.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
So like, I'm well aware of what I have. It's
the funniest penis in the room. It's it's definitely him.
I was like, I was like, yeah, oh yeah, how
much money of those guys have? Now here's my question?
So we go to now let me ask you this. Okay,
So we go to her lake house.

Speaker 9 (36:12):
I just talked Tom about this and yeah, I'm curious
if you have this lake house. My wife has, her
family has a lake house Alabama, gotcha. So we go
and there they just jazz it up and they're putting
pictures of the whole family and all the memories up.
And I go through and I see a picture of
my wife's grandfather, who is her favorite person in the world,
and my wife's ex boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
And Leans not in the picture. Land's not in the picture.
So it's just the grandpa and the ex boyfriend. So
I took it off and I just decumstance destroyed.

Speaker 9 (36:46):
And they were upset. They're like, why would you ruin
that picture of Pop? And I went, it's not a
picture of Pop. It's a picture of Pop and some
guy who has sex with my wife. Yeah, that's not
that's not You have met plenty of pictures of your
of your grandfather, Hey, go through your catalog.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
And want to him. Why do you care if you've
got one of him and him like, that's so weird.

Speaker 9 (37:05):
I hit it at first, and then I destroyed it.
I hit it and I was like, why am I
even hiding it? I'll never want this to anyone see this?
What am I gonna send it to?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
That guy?

Speaker 9 (37:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (37:14):
Having that up seems like psychological warfare against you.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yes, yeah, it kind of does that's mental terrors behind that?
Who is behind that?

Speaker 14 (37:23):
No?

Speaker 9 (37:24):
Well, I mean, listen to this show. Because they're in
rural Alabama. They don't they don't even get self.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Service there together since college.

Speaker 9 (37:32):
Almost no, no, no, no, we she she definitely like,
oh my god, I'll get it even worse.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Oh my god. So we see the picture. I destroy it.

Speaker 9 (37:41):
My daughters start laughing hysterically and then like who is
that guy? And I was like, nobody doesn't matter, and
they're like, no, who is it? I go, it's one
of mom's ex boyfriends. Could have been your dad? Yeah,
definitely good note yea, And so I go, I go.
I said to my daughter. My daughters are in the
back of the car. My father in law is hard
of hearing, so he can't hear anything. Leanne's got to
shout to him. So it's like we're in a helicopter.
The two of them are in the front yelling at

(38:02):
each other, so we're in the back. We have almost
it's almost like being a limousine. And Ila goes, can
I see some pictures of your ex girlfriends? And I said, no,
I don't think it's appropriate.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
And she was like, do you keep those like, do
you have those? I don't have a picture of my girlfriend.
I can find them online, Yeah, you find them online.
But I always thought it was weird that when people
would keep pictures of their ex yeah, like I don't
know why, Like what, like, what are you doing that?
I don't yeh one me neither. Yeah that's we break up,
We burn them. Ye yeah, yeah, I dated.

Speaker 9 (38:29):
I dated women when you had to have a carbon
copy of them. Yeah, I didn't have, Like, I don't
have digital copies of any of my girlfriends. And so
I said, it's not really appropriate. And then Georgia starts laughing.
She goes, how many girlfriends have you had? And I
said not a lot? And then Isla goes, what's your
body count? What you say back, what's yours? I said

(38:49):
when I know? I said it's not I don't. I
said it's not very high. And they said, well, we
know who you are. How how what is it? And
I said six and they started laughing hysterically. They si,
I go, that should seem like a lot to you guys,
Oh my god, it's a dad. I would freak out,
like what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (39:05):
They're like, that should seem like an inmole number George like.

Speaker 9 (39:09):
I have friends who have six on their day And
I was like what And I was like really, And
then they're like, what's mom's body count? And I was like,
we are not bringing this up. Well it's not it's
it's not even that much worse than mine, but it
definitely is higher.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
It's like, I don't know why you had that conversation.
It was just jet like when people date and they
had that comp like why, like my purpose? What purpose
was that? Sort of like what are you going to
do with that information? It was the guy.

Speaker 9 (39:32):
I was the guy early before I think. I think
AIDS is the reason I did it. Is like when
I was younger, I needed to know how many guys
you've been with, who they were. I need to know
all of that. I need to know all of that.
And then when I met Leanne was the first person
that I dated, because I don't I mean, I had
one one night stand, but like I the first person,

(39:53):
first person I dated since like college, that I was like,
I don't need to know anything about anything I need
to I just like I love her, I like her
and I trust that if they were someone that she
liked that I would have liked them too, I guess, or.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (40:07):
I'll trust that my wife. But two of my wife's
exes ended up being gay.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Weird. She was hanging around theater dudes.

Speaker 11 (40:15):
Yeah yeah, I love that, love that.

Speaker 6 (40:20):
She's like, it was really weird. They never wanted the
hook up. It was like they just wanted to go
shopping and see show. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah, yeah. They didn't become like x you know, NFL
stars or anything like that, right, No, no, not at all.

Speaker 9 (40:33):
Had one one one con artist oh oh wow, ended
up in jail kind of con artist. Or it was
just like it was like you ever have someone tell
you a story and everyone at the table knows the story,
and but yeah, but you're so close to the trees
you can't see the forest. And so she's like, yeah,
he was a designer. He had like a big clothing

(40:54):
company that sold for millions of dollars and want of
where did you guys meet? She goes, he was my
manager at Lowry's. I'm like, okay, so hang on, he
sold it for millions of dollars and then he became
a manager at Lowries.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Yeah, oh okay, that sounds so that sounds so real
that sounds so real.

Speaker 9 (41:11):
A lot of times people sell companies from millions of
dollars and then go back and take like nineteen steps
backwards and become a night manager at Lowry.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
A lot of people do that. But did I bring
you joy? Hearing that? No?

Speaker 9 (41:21):
I couldn't stop laughing. It's like the one time my wife'srent.
This is horrible. You can edit this out if you want.
My wife's friends told me she did he tried to
commit suicide.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
That's funny.

Speaker 9 (41:38):
And I I just just like we were all dinner,
we were cabrea and I go, I said, how she said,
I tried to.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Tried? How did you fail?

Speaker 15 (41:54):
What did you miss? R?

Speaker 2 (41:56):
It was a surprise stop laughing, wait, wait, wait, and
I don't know you.

Speaker 15 (42:09):
Show up.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
I didn't stop laughing. But everyone was so serious. And
then when you got to do the bat was like
we never really caught her on that. Bert Kreischer is here.
Bert Krescher, what what do he loves? A good suicide?
Oh my god, they're the best. They kill me all right.

(42:34):
Bert Kreischer on all social media platforms Bert Bert Bert
dot com More with Burt next, hang on.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
The woody Shoe Shoe All right, Welcome back everybody.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Hey, it is the Woody Show. We got Bert Kreischer
here the machine. All right, so clear something up from me?
Go back to the timeline when when you met your wife, Like, like,
how old were you? Is it before after college? I was?
It was after college.

Speaker 9 (43:01):
I was after college twenty We had an argument about this, Okay,
I was twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
But you met Leanne after college. You said that you're
what did your daughters call it? Body count?

Speaker 6 (43:09):
Your body count is six? How are you the party guy?

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Cover Rolling Stone? The Machine, Like how did all that happen?
And your number is only six? I would say it
would have been six hundred.

Speaker 9 (43:20):
Did you ever see there was a There was a
I think it was a documentary on MTV a long
time ago about the Now I'm not this guy totally,
but I understood this guy well.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
For those of you who don't know by the just so,
Rolling Stone had a feature about like the biggest party
animal in college. It was like the whole inspiration for
the movie Van Wilder. That article was about Bert Kreischer,
So like, how are you that guy? There was a
documentary it's only six? There was a documentary on MTV
about this group of friends and they were following the

(43:51):
one friend and he was the fat friend. He was
the party guy.

Speaker 9 (43:53):
He got wasted, and but he was insecure and he
was scared of his body and he didn't feel confident,
and he went really wanted to lose the weight, but
he didn't know who was going to be if he
lost the weight, because he was the guy that they loved,
because he was the party guy, you know. And so
I wasn't totally that guy. I was in shape and
you know. But like I when I lost my virginity,
it didn't go well, Like it just it was like

(44:16):
epically bad, epically bad, humiliating. What was what was so bad?
That was the worst part. Like first of all, didn't
even know how to put a condom on, Okay, so
I unrolled it all the way.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Yeah, Dad's.

Speaker 9 (44:29):
No, no, I wrote, unrolled it. I was seventeen. I
was like my mom, my, mom rolls my socks up.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
So this is how I know.

Speaker 9 (44:37):
Shoes on, pants around the ankles, varsity letterman jacket on, hat,
still on everything, pants around the ankles, on the corner
of a bed, pet cemetery playing in the other room.
Pacinatti lights with six missing in the kid in the
fridge and I unrolled it all the way and I'm like, this,
what neighborhood did I buy this in? Like this isn't
wight too big? And so I can't hear that. Pants

(44:59):
back up, go back out. Go to Jeff Hartley, my buddy,
and I go, yo, I need another condom, and he's like,
you're already done. I was like, it was defective. Get
the second condom, come back in exact same scenario. Pants
around the ankles, let him and jacket still on, hats
still on. This time, Where's like, pinch reservoir tip makes sense,
Like you hear that as a kid, and you go

(45:20):
then it makes sense. You're like, oh, And as I
rolled it down, I remember it felt good. I was like, yeah,
get on top of her. Probably in real time if
you're listening right now, I'm looking at the clock. In
real time, I get on top of her. One It's over.
It's over, even with the condom.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Even with the condom.

Speaker 9 (45:40):
It actually was one of the most overwhelming feelings I've
ever had in my life, where I was I've been
building this up in my head this whole time. I've
wanted to have sex, and when it happened. I was like,
that was insane. I'm a stud.

Speaker 14 (45:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (45:56):
He looks at me with a confused look and goes,
are you going to put it in? I look down
on between her butt cheek and the bed. I didn't
even have sex with her. No, and I am humiliated. Comedy,
I'll give you every part of our true story, everybody.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
I'm like, God.

Speaker 9 (46:15):
I then proceed to have sex with her with they compromised, Yeah,
have sex with her. I am like it is. I
am like, I'm definitely not into it. I'm like, what
am I doing? This is not how this is supposed
to be done. This is supposed to happen at the end,
not at the beginning. I feel like I went hiking
and I jumped in the river and got.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
My fox all the way I.

Speaker 9 (46:36):
Get done, and and all I can think is she's
probably pregnant.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
I have aids.

Speaker 9 (46:41):
Anxiety goes through my head and I was like, I
was like, I'm not doing that with I'm not doing
that again without someone I can trust. We're in that moment,
I can say I messed up, and so I didn't.
I had sex with her one more time, and by
the way I did it, the right way, and I
was even faster. I was even faster. I knew that

(47:02):
I was fast. I knew I was fast.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
And if you have the bed felt good. Yeah, I know.
I wait to get the real thing.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
I'm actually impressed that you went from crossing the finish
line and then just started going again.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I know, I wish I hadn't.

Speaker 9 (47:14):
I wish I had just I wish I had been
real in the moment and been like, you know, even
when I had sex with my wife, the first time
I sex with le Anne, it was the same, and
I think I got so in my head about it
that I was like, I was like, this is and
that's why I never wanted to have sex with people,
because I was like I would laugh so quick that
I was like, I was embarrassed about it. So I
needed to trust the person that I was with to

(47:36):
show them that side of me.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
So like, yeah, but Greg, you know, we say like
that's our problem, and I'm saying, we got ours. You
know what I'm saying, That's all right?

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Well.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Bert Kreiser is here.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Hello to the Woody Show. Chris Barnell here with a
video message. Hi, I'm Greg Gorey. I love respect and
I'm quite jealous of Sea Bass. Let's spend the weekend
in Santa Barbara. I have a wide selection of cabernets
to choose from.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yeah, the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (48:12):
All right, welcome back everybody. But yeah, we've got Burt
Kreischer the Machine.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
You're in studio with us Noise and you can find
them on all the social media platforms at Bird Kreischer
also his website Burt bird birt dot com. Doing a
all new material, all new show. Burt Kreischer doubled down
at Resorts World the Resorts World Theater. They're in Vegas
September twenty seventh and Saturday, September the twenty eight. Tickets
are available at axs dot com. Otherwise, check out the

(48:39):
bird cast and Something's Burning and two Bears all that stuff. Yeah,
your faces all over the casino by the way. Oh yeah,
I was walking on Yeah, yeah, I love it. I
have some party if you want to. Yeah. Oh is
it is it true that you're getting a tattoo or
is that just something you threw out there? No? No,
we were having a lot of conversations about tattoos. I
don't have one. Greg's got one menace as one multi

(49:01):
like Sam and I and Gina all do not have them,
and I, I don't know, do you already have one?

Speaker 9 (49:06):
No, I've never gone wow yeah wow, all right my daughters.
My daughters are into them, isla I said, I said,
I'll do it. I don't mind it. I just want
to know the artist is good for you guys. So
there's this guy, I guess I can say his name,
but his name is doctor wu Check him out on
Instagram Doctor what doctor Wu? Oh, doctor underscore w Oo.

(49:29):
Guy is like amazing. He really is one of the
what are you think about? Just like for me, there's
nothing I like that much.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
I can say like today that I'm gonna love this
for the rest of my life zero, you know, because
like people say, oh, what about your kids, Like, well,
what if my kids turn out to be like the
next Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah, I'm sure Jeffrey Dahmer's parents are
psyched that they didn't go through with that one they
I have.

Speaker 9 (49:47):
I wanted one when I was younger, but I never
got one, and I was always glad I never got one,
and then the girls wanted Uh, the girls started getting it.
I list for I was seventeenth birthday. They are eighteenth birthday.
They all got mustaches on their phone. It's like a
it's like a you know, like a bonding thing, the
and all their friends. And I was like, that's fine.
And then they won and one I wanted to straight
up sleeve and I was like, so they pulled a

(50:12):
picture out of our out of our attic that Isla
had drone she was in kindergarten. They said, draw your family,
and she drew us as fish on the big fish lands,
the middle fish, George's small fish and I listen octopus
and they said, we want to get this, we want
to get our our our things tatted on us. I
was like okay, but they're like yeah, and we'll get it.

(50:34):
The size Isla drew it. My fish is like this big.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
It's not even that good. Remember kindergartener drew it.

Speaker 9 (50:41):
So I have a kindergartener drawing on my arm and
I was like, I definitely don't want that, and they're like, Dad,
we're all going toget them.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
And I was like, no, but I don't.

Speaker 9 (50:47):
I don't want to, Like I go I perform shirtless,
but people are gonna like did you draw that on
your wrist? Yeah, it looks so bad. I'm hoping that
doctor Wu can help figure this out.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Put it. I don't know that happens at.

Speaker 6 (51:05):
Yeah, there's anywhere on my chest.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I don't want to put it on my thigh. That's like,
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (51:11):
I'm trying to think of a place where the girls
wanted me to get it as a tramp stamp, and
I was like, I'm not getting the tramps stamp, Like
there's too many. So the only thing I can think
is I'm gonna see if he can do the whole picture.
Do the whole picture small because he's really talented, and
put it like on my ankle or something.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Have a bunch of my ankle. It's easy.

Speaker 7 (51:32):
You forget about it. But dude, we have to show
him Morgan's tattoo. Don't get away, don't get away.

Speaker 6 (51:38):
Show him how the anna?

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Oh that one on? Yeah, she got another one on
her on her pube mound. Okay, that one's this one?
All right? Yeah? Al r I p O. She did
that one chose like that. That's so good. That's so good.
That's so good. Yeah, that's so good.

Speaker 9 (51:59):
God, you you know how sexy you'd be if I
got you naked and I saw an R I P
O J.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
I'd be like, yeah, we're gonna do this again.

Speaker 6 (52:06):
Yeah, you're coming back for a repeat performance.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
And then she got another because it was part of
something we did for the show. But she got a
little stick figure. Guy, No, don't don't bring what I'm
not here. If you're showing that off like a tasteful
picture of it, there, it is okay. Yeah, yeah, don't
whip your beaver out. Yeah, starting a game starting with
it on her beaver. Just clean it up down there.

(52:32):
She's got hardwood floors down there, so that's very mad
mopping up. Yeah, that's so great. Yeah. Now, but she's
got a lot of silly tattoo so fit right in.

Speaker 9 (52:40):
That's the thing that kids do these days, is like
they're not like they're not like getting themes, like Joe
Rogan has an entire samurai thing on his arm, Like
George has got a horseshoe, She's got a black hole son,
she's got a chicken.

Speaker 7 (52:55):
And you're like, yeah, I got a shark because I
was on a cruise by the Virgin Cruises. They have
tattoo shops on so smart ideas. Yeah, so yeah, I
have no regrets there.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
No, I liked it.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
I'm saying for most people who go, I'm sure shop
for your next cruise. We didn't have one on the
last cruise. Shop that would do so much business.

Speaker 9 (53:19):
I would do that if once I get one, I
might as well just cover myself in that pretty much well.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Bert Bert Bert dot com is the website at Burt
Kreischer and all social media platforms. Go see him when
you have a chance. I mean, you know you're gonna
be going back on tour. You love it so much
you want to go back on them. No, I'm not
going back until you're taking a nice long break. Would
you do in the Vegas? I like Vegas? I know,
but that's like a one off. I'm talking about a
tour when I go to Europe. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Burt Breuscher's all new show called Bert Kreischer doubled down
Resorts World in Vegas September twenty seventh and September the
twenty eighth. Get all the information at axs dot com
or Bert bert birth dot com. Bert always great to
see you. I love you. Thank you for coming in. Man,
we love you too, and we're gonna take a quick
break more Woody Shows next.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
You know, the Woody Show. Welcome back to the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (54:14):
All right, Well, I am ready to announce who is
going to be the Woodie Show employee of.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
The month of August. Big deal. Yeah, I was. I
was caught between two people when I was going over
all the suggestions and everything that people have said, and
I am very happy to be able to announce that
the employee the month for August twenty twenty four it

(54:47):
is Samantha Marina.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Well he's serve here's here's a push it over the edge. Okay, yes,
there is a cumulative effect with much like Sea Bass.
He's like, well, the do in July. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:03):
Anyway, Uh, you know it's like she and I will
say this, Uh, since Raby left the show, Sammy has
really stepped up and uh stepped into more of a
vocal role on the show, has been adding more for
whatever reason. It was kind of like an awakening, uh

(55:25):
in a way. So that's that's been great.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
I mean a little basic, but you know, no, it's
it's honestly, it's like it's just a it's a personality.
It's a person's interest and things like that that we
haven't had on this show before, so it's it's a
completely different right, right, So that's good. And then what
you guys don't get to hear is all this stuff
that happens behind the scenes. There's a lot of spinning plays,

(55:51):
there's a lot of extra stuff, even when it comes
to gathering of news items and things like that. That
she does a lot of work for her even after
we leave the building lot, after the show meetings and
on the phone with there last night at like seven
thirty about dumb stuff right involving in the show, right,
I mean, and that is the job of the executive producer.

(56:12):
But you know, she doesn't complain. She's got a good attitude.
She sends text reminders she said, right, yeah, she stays
on top of that stuff. Everybody knows what is happening.
So for those reasons and more, and then you know,
like I said, it's a cumulative effect of the things
that you've done over the last almost two years that
she's been here on Yeah, two years in October.

Speaker 6 (56:33):
Yeah, your your what do you show employee the month
for August twenty twenty four is Samuel.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
She's not bigging to say good morning, but you know.

Speaker 16 (56:41):
You do that.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Yeah, yeah. She You know, when you walk in a room,
she acts like she hates you and wants to kill you.

Speaker 17 (56:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Yeah, that's also kind of true. Pretty true.

Speaker 5 (56:50):
I'm working on especially today. I walked in and I said, hey, Sammy,
and you gave me basically a dirty look.

Speaker 18 (56:56):
I hit my key card to unlock the door for you.
I held it for you while you walked in with
your coffee.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Then, oh dude, I walked into that room and I
was talking to everybody, and then Sammy just left the room.
Good morning, Sammy. Well I'll be.

Speaker 6 (57:12):
Ordering her Employee the Month plaque and that'll hang in
the studio and she gets she gets a cash prize of.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Sixty nine dollars. Wow. Huge. Yeah, and now this is
kind of crunch time between now and the end of
the year. Whoever ends up with the most employee of
the month wins at the end of the year. I
am going to give them extra paycheck coming at somebody. Yeah. So,
I mean, everybody's been doing a great job. I'm really happy.

(57:40):
I think the team has been just on fire. I
think it's been really great. I can't I can't say
anything better. I mean, it's just it's been it's been fun.
I agree. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (57:50):
Anyway, thank you for your suggestions, your feedback on all that. Hey,
when Bert was here, he made a comment about jet
skis and wave runner people.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Yeah, I'm sure he triggered some people. There's a there's
somebody in here. I can't, I can't anyway, this person
was upset. But anyway, when he told us that, I remember,
I just saw this video. Listen to this woman's reaction.
She was trying to take the cover off of her
jet ski and she found a family of snakes had

(58:24):
made it no their home. Listen to this please, No,
Oh my god, it's how many are under there? Hold,
I get it. I like the laugh. The other one
I'm gonna need is that. Oh my god, it's huge.

Speaker 6 (58:46):
Yeah, god, it's held.

Speaker 15 (58:51):
No, oh my god, it's.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Yeah. That's pretty good. That is a valid reaction.

Speaker 6 (58:59):
Incredible, I like, I love all. Yeah, it wasn't a snake.
It was a family of snacks.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Yo. Yeah. Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie hit us
up of the text over to two to nine eight seven.
We got some of the trending news headlines coming up
for you next. Who you an adult baby?

Speaker 9 (59:22):
A couple?

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Take us. I just wanted to get your uh your
collective takes on. So we heard Nicki Glacer is going
to be the host for the next Golden Globes, right
yeah in January. We like her, right, I think she's great,
absolutely ruthless. Yeah. I like her a lot, so damn funny.
I didn't like her till the Tom Brady roast. Yeah,

(59:43):
she was a huge fan.

Speaker 6 (59:44):
But she won me over during the roast.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Yeah, yeah, one of them. I've never watched a full
Oh my god, yeah, I haven't been into Yes, she
did crush it on the she crushes it on the roast. Yeah, sure.

Speaker 14 (59:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Because about all these clips a different bits or what,
I've always laughed.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
I think it's really funny. She's been consistently funny. She
seems latest special is great, and she's like legitimately self deprecating.
Some people are bs about it, yeah you know, but yeah,
I was reading the whole thing. She's from Saint Louis,
and uh she was, you know in these like in
high school she was kind of like like super mega insecured.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
I mean, like a lot of high school age kids are.
But and it's it's crazy that she does this and
she goes out there and she puts herself out there
so much menace.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
That cooking show with Paris Hilton, Yeah, have you checked
it out yet? No, there's an episode with Nikki Glazer.
She's vegan, so they make like vegan versions of burgers
and fries. What are you doing, dude? What is happening
to Greg?

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
I'm not saying I'm gonna make so. I took notes
the vegan kimbop that I love the.

Speaker 6 (01:00:55):
Vegan kimbob from a trader. Joe's watching, like, let's make
things that don't need to be let's make them vegan.

Speaker 8 (01:01:02):
Are you having a meat filter on your on your devices?

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
No, I'm just trying to lean a little bit more vegetarian.
And I'm just pointing out that Nick Glazer in context
of what we're vegan, it's madness.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
You love Paris Hilton. I love Paris Hilton. That show
rules rules, and those burgers looked like that rule. Willing
to check it out. I know our boy Joe Coy
and Gabriel Glacis just did another cooking show That's Enough Rice?
Is it Roy Coy? I don't know, but that for
the Yeah, that was super funny to watch that, But

(01:01:38):
I got to check out Paris's show too. Also two
more questions, Why the hell is everyone just saying you
mirror all of a sudden, and can we stop that?
It would be great? I don't get where to come from.

Speaker 8 (01:01:52):
Started with this random woman on and that I think
people were maybe kind of making fun of I don't know, Yeah,
her hair and her little outfit at work.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
She goes, it's very demure. It's very cute. See, it's
very modest.

Speaker 8 (01:02:06):
It's very demure, and so I think it's like there's
being ironic, but it's very annoying.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
I've never been this zero to annoyed. Yeah, but like
there's a lot of like slang that happened. I don't
necessarily care doing it ironically though they're not being serious.
I know. I just don't even like the way the
word sounds demuoids because the kind of persons something, the
kind of person who would say it legitimately, I wouldn't like, yeah, yeah,
you know what I mean. Yeah, that's her normal vocabulary.

(01:02:33):
You're not trying to be funny about it, like I
wouldn't like you. I don't think. I don't think i'd
be able to jock with it. You should enjoy it
because all these people are making fun of that person
you dislike, also getting people triggered. The TSA managed to
get a bunch of people riled up with a single tweet.
They made a post it said peanut butter is a liquid.
We said what we said, and it's been viewed more

(01:02:55):
than twenty million times just over the last few days.
And by the way, they really do classified peanut butter
as a liquid.

Speaker 8 (01:03:01):
Yeah really know this personally because they made me throw
away three nut butters when I came back from a
trip one time, an almond and two peanut butters because at.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
A gift shop wherever you are, Yeah, nut butter, that
was your big thing that you took over.

Speaker 15 (01:03:16):
He looked really good.

Speaker 8 (01:03:17):
And I was like, damn. He made me leave and
there I was like, does anyone want it? And then
the TSA snagged it put in a purse.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
I mean, I'm a mega fan of peanut butter, but
would never think to bring that on with the carry.

Speaker 6 (01:03:28):
On, right, there is a lot of side I'll think about,
like toothpaste, you know, or hair gel.

Speaker 8 (01:03:34):
You bring all that if it's less than three point
four ounce.

Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
Less than three point four but still last three point
four ounces of peanut butter.

Speaker 8 (01:03:41):
No, that's exactly my point. It's it's not a liquid.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
So that's that's what they're saying. Like it's a it
is classified as a liquid. If you want to bring
peanut butter on a plant, it's got to be three
point four ounces or less. Of course, the sea masses
of the world they dug it into it, and they
pointed out that technically peanut butter is not a liquid.
It's non Newtonian fluid, by the way, they say, if
you want to get really technical, part of a subset
of non Newtonian fluids called Bingham plastics, thank you, which

(01:04:08):
toothpaste and mayonnaise are also Bingham plastics. A lot of
people are being really nasty about this whole thing. One
person called for a congressional oversight hearing, and then there's
another person joking saying they can no longer wash down
their meal with a nice cold glass of peanut butter.
And then a third person just kept it simple and
was tweeting at the TSA saying this is why nobody

(01:04:30):
likes you.

Speaker 18 (01:04:30):
Yeah, they're right, it's got to be all the oil
that's in peanut butter though, right, do you ever get
the natural peanut butter and oil just sits at the
topic of.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
This is all security theater.

Speaker 8 (01:04:41):
Nobody ever cared about any of this, and then all
of a sudden, we're judging peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Yeah, well what if it's chunky? Can we do that?
How many people does actually effect?

Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
I'm not super chunk affects Gina deeply, deeply one time,
So this guy in Israel, he goes to a museum
known for their collection of rare ancient artifacts. He has
his four year old with him. The four year old
broke this jug that was thirty five hundred years old. Yeah,
God made somewhere between fifteen hundred and twenty two hundred

(01:05:14):
b c.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Oh my god, incredibly, you know, survived all these years,
only be taken out by a four year old. Yeah.
The dad said his son was just curious what was
in the jug, so he pulled on it, you know, slightly, look,
which caused the whole thing to fall off the pedestal
and just shatter. The museums working to restore it, and
they said that normally when somebody damages something on purpose,

(01:05:36):
they get the cops involved, but this is a kid,
needn't mean to do it. It's obviously that is not really.

Speaker 8 (01:05:42):
Why was he allowed to touch it around touching drugs?

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:05:48):
No, no, he definitely can't without consent exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Yeah. The US Surgeon General issues a warning here that
parenting can be harmful to your mental health health. Oh
really of parents say they are so stressed most days
they can't function, and forty eight percent say their stress
is completely overwhelming compared to other adults. Parents today facing

(01:06:14):
bigger challenges than other generations. You know, social media is
not helping an increase of youth mental health crisis and
and an epidemic of loneliness. They say that impact younger
people on their parents.

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
That would be a terrible parent, because I'm afraid to
put a jacket on the baby. I think I would
break their arms.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
And I realized very quickly that they're very durable and
they're made of playto want them, they're going to fall
none of that stuff. Oh it'd be so scary. Yeah. Oh,
speaking of things that get annoying very quick, Haley, welch
the houk to a girl your favorite? Yeah, you know,
super funny. I laughed and whatever, I still the huk

(01:06:54):
to It's funny. It's just cute, just kid whatever, but
like you know, it's just oversaturated. Yeah, we get it, right.
But she is ready to move beyond her spit on
that thing moment. She's twenty two. She said she'd rather
just be known by her first name, not miss Hawktua. However,
she is all about leveraging this fame that she's gotten

(01:07:15):
from it. I mean, she'd been offered big money to
host stuff. They're offering her big money someone is to
host a podcast. Really, there's even a reality TV show
on the table. She's also filed the trademark the whole
Hawktua for merch and Entertainment Services. She's created a company.
And this is where I think she definitely has a
sense of humor about the whole thing. Her LLC is
called sixteen Minutes, which is a play on the whole

(01:07:38):
fifteen minutes of fame thing. And this other thing I
wanted to play you is she was just on another
podcast and she said something else in the course of
the conversation that has now caught fire on social media.
She's got another So besides the hawk Tua spit on
that thing, now she's got another thing.

Speaker 14 (01:07:55):
This is your piece of advice from me that I've
given to Chelsea. Okay, she'll tell me about this guy.
And I mean, you just got to give it to
her straight, whether she wants to hear her not. What
is good for the whole is not always good for
the soul. You need to remember that. That's very good advice.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Is that not the best advice you've ever heard? Yeah? Yeah, No,
she's really good on podcasts like her. She's pretty funny. Yeah.
A lot of people kind of like her with like
the looks.

Speaker 8 (01:08:23):
No, she's just funny. Yeah, and she comes from it.
She has like a weird background like her mom. She says,
like a crackhead.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Yeah, something new. She said she was a crack baby. Yes,
she did say that. I think she's very interesting, but
put that on a shirt. What is good for the
whole is not always good for the soul. Yeah. So
you're not turning back around on her at all because
Burke Crusher even said like she just needs to run
with it, you know. Yeah, I mean, look, I think
she seems like a nice girl. You know, she seems cool.

(01:08:53):
She seems to be pretty measured. She's doing some nice
stuff with the money that she's getting. She's not the
catch me outside chick. Oh yeah, she says funny things.
What is good for the hull is not always good
for the soul, now you know. But yeah, I mean
I wish her well. Yeah, I wish her well. I'm
enjoying her clips eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you

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can send us a text over to two to ninety seven.
We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
I've had so many trees I couldn't even tell you
what trees up hid.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
I'm gonna double mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
It's a show, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
How about some weird news, all right? Right, there's a
doctor who sold his practice in Florida two years ago,
sold with some other doctor you know, got arrested for
going back and drenching the place in urine. Oh. Investigators
say he did this more than once. The first time
he soaked the front doors in quote gallons of fluid,

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which turned out to be pe all right, And then
he came back a couple months later and he dumped
even more pea on the doors, and of course it
went down through underneath the door there and drew in
the hardwood.

Speaker 6 (01:10:04):
Floor on the other side, and the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
He was caught on surveillance video and so he was
charged with a felon account of criminal mischief. His medical license,
by the way, expires at the end of the year. Okay,
and you're like, man, we you know, we hear that
stuff every once in a while. It's like, this guy's
a doctor. Like, who's who goes to this person? Trusted professional? Yeah,
what was the name?

Speaker 6 (01:10:23):
Wasn't there that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Uh doctor who got dragged off the plane? Oh? Doctor Dow,
doctor Dow. Yeah. Like, dude, you're a big fan of
that guy. Oh I hate that guy, Like you're a doctor.

Speaker 6 (01:10:39):
Like, Okay, live to fight another day, so to speak, Like,
shut up, get the f off the plane, fight it
out there, deal with it later, fight it out in
the terminal. You know, you're you know, like allow yourself
the in dignity of being dragged off of a plane,
and you're in charge of people's health.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
It's so weird. A murder suspect in Tennessee. He revealed
his hiding spot. He fell through the ceiling of his house.
They were looking for him and all of a sudden
crash right through the ceiling. A thirty three year old
woman in Nebraska. She's in jail after stabbing a guy
in the head with a pair of scissors. The two
had gotten into an argument, with Gendly with the scissors

(01:11:16):
in his head. But this is the crazier part of
the story. The guy thought he'd just been hit by
her fist. So he goes to this vape shop Greg Okay,
right after the fight, and he walks in there like, hey, dude,
you know I got a pair of scissors sticking out
of your head. No, he was taken to the hospital.
He's expected to be okay. The woman arrest had taken
to jail. Please in Louisiana arrested this dude after he

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closed the front door of a Starbucks and he locked
himself in from the outside. When he was out on
the outside, locked outside and now used this bike chain
and the customers, the employees locked all in the store.
He's outside. Everyone was confused for a minute, just like
me with his story, but then just left out the
other doors of the people that were inside. They're like, oh, well,

(01:12:00):
when he was going out this door here, Yeah, there
are least two other exits along with the drive through window.
The cops aren't even sure what he's trying to do.
He was apparently in that Starbucks earlier was asked to
leave for some reason, and so, yeah, he's been charged
with terrorizing and false imprisonment. He's been charged with having
exactly use another door. Yeah, and a middle school teacher

(01:12:22):
asked a student to solve a problem on the blackboard.
The kid was embarrassed when they didn't know how to
do the answer, and so the parents sued the teacher
for emotional abuse. Get the f out of here, geez,
because of embarrassment emotional abuse, I'd be a billionaire. Fact,

(01:12:47):
I know, I know. The lawsuit was dismissed. Common sense prevailed.
The teacher was clear of any wrongdoing. But even the
fact he had to go through that in the first place,
what a waste of time? Waste of time?

Speaker 8 (01:13:03):
Should you be allowed to sue for that?

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
People can sue for anything. People file the dumbest lawsuits
all the time.

Speaker 8 (01:13:10):
Shouldn't be like gambling, like okay, but if you lose,
you pay us a million dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
In other countries, Yeah, for some reason, in America, we
don't do that. Yeah, which sucks, especially if it's a
dumb lawsuit like whatever, you know, whatever they're trying to
go for that, you turn around, you sue them for
one penny more than what they sued you for, yeah, exactly,
and some kind of ridiculous lawsuit for wasting your time,
and then uh you know, and then and then that

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way they were on the hook for all that.

Speaker 8 (01:13:35):
I feel like Gwyneth Paltrow did something like that with
that stupid ski out and like wanted a dollar just to.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Prove a point that this was insane. Here, here's what
I would do, Like, okay, so let's just say like, okay,
so I get sued, right, yeah, and uh you know,
I'm like, this is ridiculous. Whatever I turn around, I
do that same thing with like the dollar from Gwyneth Paltrow.
I would like, I would take so much pleasure in
taking that off of them that I would I I
don't need it, yeah, but I would come on the
air I give it, like Coller ten. Yeah, like I'm

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gonna take it from it. I don't even need it. Yeah,
I'm just gonna give it to you here collar ten whatever,
or open a window and just throw it out right.
I don't know, you know, other people, I'm a petty
like that, like with that like Cocker thing with the
whole Colgan Yeah, they bury those people. Yeah, you cannot
even open a bank account. Same thing with that. It's
pretty great Cardi b with that YouTuber, that YouTuber that

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said all that stuff about her that wasn't true.

Speaker 6 (01:14:29):
Like she's buried that chick. Yeah, Like, howd that work out? Well,
it's the start of every Judge Judy episode. She comes
out and says, Okay, I've read your complaint. Why doesn't
a judge in this case just say okay, I've read
your complaint. Get the f out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
I think that's what happened. Hopefully it was. It was
like hopefully star it was it was dismissed. But I
just hope it was dismissed. Yeah, in the first second
timely manner ye eight seven seven forty four would if
you want to call in text over to two two
nine seven that might be uh. I think someone said
make that a segment. Let people call it dumb lawsuits
they've been involved in. Oh yeah, because people are just

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so so happy about everything like this. I mean, okay,
so your kid couldn't do the problem in.

Speaker 6 (01:15:09):
The school, teacher, we're here, come up here and show
everybody how to do the work.

Speaker 8 (01:15:14):
Why is that the teacher's problem? That's when you're like, hey, kid,
we need to crack the books. Right, that's not the
teacher's problem, that's your kid's problem.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
That's how I always got called on. They knew I
wasn't paying attention. They put me on the spot on purpose.
Points right, We're gonna take a break more what he
shows next? Hang on listen, Hey, welcome back. It's the

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Hoity Show and we are into another new hour insensitivity training, free,
politically correct world. It's Thursday morning. It's August the twenty ninth,
twenty twenty four on Wedding. That's Greg Gordon. Good morning, Menace,
Good morning to you. Good morning. What a seat ass
is here? Yeah, that's Sammy Right. There is Gina grad

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who's sitting in with us today morning. If the phones
open eight seven seven forty four Wooding, you can hit
us up of the text over to two two nine
eight seven. Gina has her coffee and a toiletry bag. Well,
here's one thing, a toiletry bag. You know, like you
would put your deodorant in your two tastes. Let me explain.
Look at that.

Speaker 8 (01:16:21):
This is like a cold pack and you put the
whole thing in the freezer and it's not coffee. It's
diet coke, and I want to keep it cold, so
it's in my little freezer bag.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Is that super rare? The can? Why not like a
coffee cup.

Speaker 8 (01:16:34):
Because I don't like the way it I don't like
the texture of it out of a can.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
I get it tastes like garbage.

Speaker 8 (01:16:39):
Really yeah, zero, No, you got to break it up
and like a cut Like a beer. You know, people
will pour their beer into a glass instead of drinking
out of the can. Same principle, just with the DC the.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Nectar of the gods. But a paper cup, any cup, sorry,
where there's steins in there that I missed, like a
paper cup, but I think would have even a more
weird feel because of the fombination over a paper cup.
It's not great, but it's better than a can. Okay.
The straw things. Now, when they bring like a can
of of stuff like that out to the table at

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a restaurant and then they bring me a glass of ice,
I'm like, it already has no it's cold enough. Yeah,
I'll do that on airplanes all the time. I don't
need you don't need that. I got limited space, extra stuff,
and I don't think you're supposed to consume airplane ice.

Speaker 6 (01:17:23):
Oh yeah, I've never heard that it'll make it on
the plane. Right, it's just a bag and up those
bags of ice. Yeah, that you get at the gas station.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
And yeah it is.

Speaker 6 (01:17:33):
Yeah, maybe it's maybe I missed the airplane ice. You know,
it's like it's ice. It's it's probably right next to
the morgue. You knows.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Somebody tried to tell us there's a morgue on like,
you know, come on airplanes. Yeah. All right, So we
have something here for Greg, and then Greg has something
for us. He's got his list of things that he
considers trashy. Right. We needed a definitive list because it
seems like there's so many things that Greg's well and
I add to it constantly. Right, it's a long list.
So that's coming up this hour here on The Woody Show.
The Etiquette Quiz is something that Sea Bass has for Greg.

Speaker 6 (01:18:04):
Yes, this is something that I saw from I think
Wired magazine did this an interview with an etiquette coach
and the you know, crowdsource questions, and I thought to myself, Wow,
Greg would love this guy so much because he is British.
It's also fun with accents. It's fun with accents. He
has like the most perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Suit, the full wins or not. I'm assuming and he
talks and he's kind of like that mean gay as
well too. His name's WILLIAMS. Hanson.

Speaker 6 (01:18:30):
He's got a new book out. He runs an etiquette
school in jolly old England. So what I did is
I broke down the questions and the answers, so that
Greg Gay, well, well he'll you know, you might not be.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Perfect, but I'm nervous.

Speaker 6 (01:18:41):
Give your input and also learn because he'll tell us
William Hanson will the correct answer. And so it starts
with tablemanners, but that goes into all sorts of stuff. Okay, okay,
well this is a classic table banner's question here.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
All right, here's the question.

Speaker 17 (01:18:51):
I always do my best to have good tablet but
I still genuinely do not understand the no elbows on
the table rule. Why is that important?

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Three exclamation looks? Why is that important? Why no tables?
Why would you not have your elbows on the table.

Speaker 5 (01:19:06):
I'm gonna be honest, I don't know the answer, but
I'm an adventure a guest. Yes, good good, Because before
we had utensils, people would basically eat with their hands,
so they would have their elbows up. And if you
have your elbows on the table, it implies that you're
going to be eating with your hands. Oh you know,
like a hunk of meat.

Speaker 6 (01:19:24):
Okay, okay, yeah, like it's kind of uncivilized.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Let's see what the actual answer is.

Speaker 17 (01:19:31):
No elbows on the table rule goes back to the
medieval times in Europe where they were eating from trestle tables.
They would put these benches out with sheets of wood
on top. If you put your elbows on the table,
the table would tip and the food would go everywhere.
That's not very good etiquette, and so it became the
etiquette and not to put your elbows on the table.
We do really still abide by the no elbows on

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the table rule because I think it looks really ugly.

Speaker 6 (01:19:56):
Looks and I'll add on to that because it leads
the bad posture. You're hunched over right, and you're kind
of instead of being up and looking about ready to
address the crowd.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
I don't mind, like, like elboves are the table, as
long as you're not then leaning over, like if you're
hunched over the table, like if your elbows are just
on the table, for whatever reason, not a big deal.
It's like when you're but if your boobs are in
the soup correct or anytime.

Speaker 7 (01:20:19):
And then it's it's like he's just shoveling, and like
I lean my forearms onto the table.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
But that's fine.

Speaker 6 (01:20:24):
Yeah, well that's not elbows. I'm gonna give myself half
a point for I agree with maybe. All right, this
is the etiquette quiz question number two. Help.

Speaker 17 (01:20:34):
This girl is telling me about horoscopes and I have
literally no interest in it. Kind of don't know how
to get out of this conversation.

Speaker 6 (01:20:42):
All right, So you're at a group this is not
at the table, but you're at a group gathering and
you really don't want to talk to a little sand
How do you get rid of her in a proper
and polite way?

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
Okay, because all I do is talk about astrology? Yeah, crochet,
you change the subject quickly. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
I would say something along the lines of I see
what you're saying, yeah, and in another realm, and then
kind of slowly.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
MORPHU change Yeah, change the subject.

Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
I would say, I acknowledge what they're saying, show them
that you're listening, and then morph the subject into something else.

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
Also, you can just say hey, look over there and.

Speaker 8 (01:21:19):
Then compliment and leave bye.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
All right, Well let's uh, let's see what the etiquette
I'm trying to think of, Like what the other answer
could be? Yeah, like the super proper. I mean you
say something really snarky and passive aggressive? Is that proper?
Not proper? It's not proper. Let's see what you should do.

Speaker 17 (01:21:36):
Try and pare them off with someone else. Say to them, oh,
I've just seen someone over there. I must go and
chat to you before they go. But have you met Anna? No,
I'm going to introduce this person with Anna and off
you go. It's much nicer than just going I've got
to go buy and then walking off.

Speaker 6 (01:21:50):
Yeah, rude, Right, so you don't abandon that. But you
you you passed them off in direction? Yeah, okay, here
you deal with this idiot?

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
If you met an that's not proper to Anna, Yeah,
this is now your problem. Man too. Is the fanciest
person that we've got here? Try to be And this
is the etiquette quiz question number three. Phils and I.

Speaker 17 (01:22:14):
Unless I hunt down the waiter that we want the
check or bill, we could be there for hours.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Is this a thing me? I'm for you down the
way the waiter like constantly.

Speaker 6 (01:22:26):
So what they're saying is you don't you're not sitting there.
You see the guys waving and clapping and snapping right
in the air or leaving the table like menacewit.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
I'm trying to get out. I've I've walked up to
the booth before with my bill. I'm absolutely trying to
leave my guest. But do you do that right away?
Or did you give them a minute? I give him
a little while. Okay, they have like two minutes, and
then do you do you honestly give them like a chance. Yeah,
see other tables, other things that are going on.

Speaker 6 (01:22:53):
But also sometimes the medicines credit sometimes they're just lazier,
dicking rude.

Speaker 7 (01:22:57):
It's like, I agree, I've seen them pass by my
table all easily three or four times.

Speaker 6 (01:23:02):
It's time to go, all right, So Greg, what happens here?
My guess would be, this is such a difficult quiz
that you would just find. If it's not your server,
just find the nearest employee of the restaurant, bostplawyer or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
Yeah, I do that too. Could you please find my server?
I beg you, I beg your pardon. That's very nice
because I just asked, whoever it is, I need my bill.
I don't even don't actually say that. What do you
call that? But no, but yeah, I just asked that person,
can I get yeah bill? Okay, let's find out, all right?

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Question number three, what do you do in that situation?

Speaker 17 (01:23:41):
The way to get a waiter's attention is purely body language.
We don't want any clicking, any clapping, or any flapping about. Instead,
sort of sit back from the table, make yourself a
little bit taller and try and catch their eye as
they go past. Keep the hand at the level of
the eye. And then when they come over, half the bill.
So you need to say yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
I Also don't leave the folio as they call it,
flat on the table. Why put the card in that
little plastic visible not to the top, so it's sticking
up out of the top of it. And then I
stand the whole folio up on the table. So it's
kind of like a like when you need service at
the slot machine at the casino. You can turn the
little light on and they can kind of see it's

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a beacon. There's never that step because as soon as
the bill comes, the card is a ready, I need
to look over. I don't need to take another time item.
You know what I ordered? Yeah, I do that same thing,
and then when it comes back, if there's just a
double check to make sure, then you look over. Yes.

(01:24:41):
There's another thing that I absolutely get annoyed by if
I'm in a group setting is if we're ordering and
then everybody's made the decision on what they're going to order,
and then they keep the menus open like they're still
looking at stuff. Yes, why signals you're not? Yeah, that's
rights is just in such a rush I am. I'm
just there to eat. It's not my entertainment, Like Greg Menice,

(01:25:02):
have you ever done this?

Speaker 8 (01:25:03):
Sometimes when they bring the food the first time they
come to say how is everything? I'll go great, and
here's my card. You can just go and run it
just a week and.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Yeah, be out of here. Yeah, I like what I've done.
I share another tip with what are you like? When
they go have you been here before? No matter what? Yes,
yeah I've been here. I don't want to go through
the special to get rid of It's not a quiz
or a riddle. It's a restaurant. Yeah, all right, etique
quiz situation number four.

Speaker 17 (01:25:31):
I'm absolutely shocked that so many people think it to
recline your airplane seat. That's why it's there, so you
can recline. I've never not reclined my seat. My seat
stays reclined always. I think the cabin crew have got
something to say it take off and landing about that,
because you're not meant to have it recline. Then Oh, yes,

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they're from Austin, Texas, which explains so much.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Say over here. Yeah, but again, me and gay is
so fun? Geez.

Speaker 6 (01:26:06):
All right, so this is this is always like, this
is ongoing debate online, is even in this room. You
can't But why do they make them to recline if
you can't recline and so on and so forth. Well,
I think there's an etiquette to it. It must be
you are correct, clearly, what is that?

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Though? I'm thinking William would say that you should turn
around to your fellow passenger and say, excuse me, I
would like to recline. Mind the gap? Would would this
be obtrusive to you? If I do mind the lack
of gap? Right? But give them a fair warning, right
kind of deal? All right, let's find out what are
you supposed to do in that situation.

Speaker 17 (01:26:38):
I would suggest that if you are going to recline
your seat and you are right at k haby, if
you want to recline your seat, you can, but don't
do it during the meal service. Do make sure you
just sort of slightly check behind you. It's a signal
that you aren't going to do it, and you do
it slowly. Don't do it?

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Fine, all right? You can ask a question from mister
first class here, Yes, I'm here. What meals are us?
Are you talking about? Like when they bring the drinks
around and the peanuts because most people are just hanging
out in the coach. It's not meal service when I
guess when the drinks are on. The snacks and crap. Yeah,
you can buy stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:27:12):
They have little sandwiches and stuff, especially Spirit airlines where
they have ramen noodles.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
Yeah, now is that trashy getting ramen noodles on the airplane? Guy?

Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
No, I said before. I think ramen noodles on a
plane is the perfect ideal plane snack. Thank you before
you put the water in them. They're super light, they
are super hot.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Super hot spell Yes, the flavors on Spirit occasion just
get regular I would have guessed that Greg would have
said that was trashy, but at all not No, I
think it's the perfect plane snack. Greg does have his
list of things that are trashy. Yeah, what the check

(01:27:52):
back in with this? This etiqutte guy, he's got tons again?
Oh I know, yeah, wired, what's his name, William Hanson.
He's got a new bull coming, Greg, But you may
want to think he's doing like a little mini to yeah,
speaking engagement. So Greg will finally, once and for all
give us the definitive list as it stands right now,
things that he finds to be trashing. Right it's a living,

(01:28:13):
breathing list. That's way if you ever want to be
impressive to Greg Gory and have a shot of him
looking you and the saying, hey, you know, maybe we
could be friends, because I'm a wanna be so, yeah,
you would have to adhere to this list. We'll find
out what's all on that list coming up next. You're
on the Woody Show. Hang on, So what do you
see returns as you turn that down just a little bit?

(01:28:34):
But I would today I could listen to the radio.
It reads the volume. But I don't see why I
should have to turn down the radio. All right, okay,
into an assisting and read them show. All right, Well,
this is the list I've really been waiting for. I mean,
there's so many things that I love that I know

(01:28:55):
for a fact are on this list. So apparently Greg's
things I'm trashing. I think you're trashy, Sammy, Yes, we
certain parts. He's judging it all not till we're all
not judging. Well. Yeah, people to say, oh I don't judge.

Speaker 6 (01:29:09):
Yes, yes you do.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Great. What do you think the trashiest thing what he does?
The truck.

Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
Well, it's come up a lot lately at having been
there and seen the size of his garage and not
part of it. I know, what's just popery car for
why you have a garage When your kid wants to
play hockey in there, then he can. You can back
up the car, he can set up play when he's done,
put the car back.

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Also, I'm not using the garage personally. I'm not using
the garage because when I leave as early in the
morning as I do, and it would wake people up,
like the garage door would wake people up. Yeah, probably,
So take it out on your neighbors and a lot. Alright,
so Greg has This is all Greg's opinion. We're all
gonna have some disagreements here. I'm sure we will.

Speaker 6 (01:29:59):
I want to go another but this is Greg's opinion
on things that he finds to be trashy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
I guess Greg's masterform.

Speaker 5 (01:30:04):
Why I try to be I want to start with
just a couple of classics, just to get it out
of the way. Like I mentioned four hundred thousand times,
couches that plug in or and or light up. That
is so utilitarian, it's so ugly. Is it comfy?

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
Sure? Is it convenient to have a built in cup holder? Sure?
But not at home? That's true. But what about a
man cave, though is allowed in your basement?

Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
I think the term man cave is trashy. The idea
of the man cave is trashy. If you're the true
man of your own home, watch the game in your
living room losers. Yeah, yeah, it's insanely childish.

Speaker 6 (01:30:39):
By the way, I just want to clarify some of
the text to just came in. No, Greg, the trashiest
thing what he does is pick his nose and put
it on the car steering wheel. I don't put it
on the steering wheel it's on the front of the seat,
to the front edge of the seat, and not just
the car.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
Also his office chair. It's not on the office chair.
Oh there's a whole big anyway. No, there's not. I'll
tell you if I pick a nose. I got a
white but onze. That's the underside of the counter at
the desk, and I wave the dry and then I chiseled.
Thank you, Greg you. I'll be back with photos.

Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
But uh, the other old classic signs that tell you
what your room you're in in the house, in the kitchen,
it might say eat or fork in the launder rooms,
so sure covered recently I mentioned.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
Tin serving dishes.

Speaker 5 (01:31:19):
So if you go get something catered and you have
a giant platter of let's say pasta and boom on
the table you serve it from that, put it in
a different put it in a big bowl and hush
it up. Garage parties, that's always towards the top of
my list. I've had so many parties at my former
in laws house, sitting next to a lawnmower while eating

(01:31:40):
my meal. Here's a gas can, a lawnmower, a rake,
a motorcycle, and your hamburger.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
But you love the garage so much, Greg, No.

Speaker 5 (01:31:53):
It's for cars adjacent to the garage, the driveway. When
you see a hose on a drive and it's just
willy nilly, wrap it up, preferably on an actual hose
holder like a hook. It's not to be seen. I've
even seen photos for houses that are on the market
for sale and there's the picture of the front of
the house and what's running down the driveway a garden hose.

Speaker 6 (01:32:15):
Ah, you can't coil that up, disgust and around the
side of the back of the house.

Speaker 5 (01:32:19):
Preferably, Yeah, it preferably exactly. Pictures that get hung way
too high. Yes, there is an actual rule to it,
and I don't remember the exact number, but when you
go from the bottom of the floor to the middle
of the art piece should be x amount of inches.
I don't remember the number of inches.

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
Rule of thumb, according to Martha Stewart, was like unless
you're like somebody who's super short like Sammy, are super
tall like Shack, Like, if you're an average sized guy
five foot ten, right, it's supposed to be right at
the middle of the piece is supposed to be right
by level. Yeah, right, And people hang them.

Speaker 5 (01:32:53):
And then if you have multiple pictures, let's say you
have three kids, and you have three pictures of your kids,
don't stagger them. Put them all in the same horizontal
row pleasing. Staggering looks so grandma.

Speaker 2 (01:33:04):
It's very popular right now, it's so trashy. Oh do
you know what that happens with as well? Is television.

Speaker 7 (01:33:12):
One time I was not home when a television was
being put on my wall, and I'm like, we put
it on the ceiling right so high?

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
Why so high?

Speaker 5 (01:33:21):
And along those lines things that just aren't to scale,
so like the frame photos that are too small. If
you can do it in a collection like a gallery wall, fine,
but if you have one photo that's small and it's
hung on a wall and it's not to scale, it's
going to look ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
All right? What about is this trashy? Because he's got
his sea bass as his MENSA certificate framed, but it's
not the correct size. It's already the borders cutting off,
like you can't even see. My last name's insanely long,
that's why I know. But even look at the Mensa
logo the top right corner. It says men and that's
the only like is that classy or no, it's he's

(01:34:00):
a membership of men.

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:34:03):
Also actually also things that aren't to scale, like if
a coffee table's too small for a space, you have
a couch smash against the wall, a huge rug and
a small coffee table in the middle of the rug
nowhere near the coffee table. It's pointless yea. And it
looks stupid. It looks like, oh, look, I got my
very first apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
On my own. Yeah. I don't know why people put
the table in the middle of the room like that
when yeah, it's a coffee table. Yes, you should have
about five to six inches off the knee if you're
sitting up straight on the edge of the couch, right,
I think it's eighteen inches. Is that what it is?
That far from the couch from the couch. Good to know.
I'm gonna make an adjustment, am I?

Speaker 5 (01:34:43):
Any little lawn rule book flag that has a season
on it, so when it's summer you put your summer
a little lawn flag, or if it's a spring you
put one that says Easter on it.

Speaker 6 (01:34:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
No, it's trashy, but it's cute when like an old
person does it. It can be is cute, but it's trashy.

Speaker 18 (01:34:59):
Love your festive reaps like exactly, but wreaths, classy.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
Flags, trip flag on your lawn trash this it's an
American flag. I don't want to see it. I think
the lettering is what really it makes its old country buffet. Yeah, Sammy,
were you in a sorority? I can't remember it was
Morgan was.

Speaker 5 (01:35:19):
I know that in fact, But it's that got that
sorority font to it, where every letter has like a
little like Greek, a little circle, circle bubble at.

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
The end of it. She got a marority? Uh, because
you got to go to college for the yea dream.

Speaker 18 (01:35:33):
It's like the biggest thing that I ever missed out
on was going to community college.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
This is being able to be in a sorority, the
ultimate trashy.

Speaker 5 (01:35:40):
And I was a victim of this for four years
when I lived next door to a guy who kept
an r V in front of the house four seven.
This is where Wood I appreciate your ho a because
I went on an r V overnight trip with a
co worker and I thought, where does he keep his
RV in one to his house which is in your neighborhood.

(01:36:02):
He said, oh, yeah, we're not allowed to keep them here.
We have to keep them off premises. And I thought,
hallelujah to that every neighbor should have that same policy.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
Agreed.

Speaker 6 (01:36:08):
I was driving around the other this week, Greg and
I saw someone who parked the r V horizontally like
crossways across their their driveway.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
You couldn't see their house.

Speaker 5 (01:36:17):
Oh wow, awful wedding guests who don't dress appropriately, You
are trash.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
Yeah. While we were at our front Tony's wedding and
one of his relatives showed up in some jeans and
who let the hogs out to your shirt shirt at weddings,
Harley Davidson, you know who let the hogs out grounds
for dismissal the exactly And Tony said, well, he just

(01:36:44):
came from work. I'm like, okay, you couldn't have put
an extra shirt in the car.

Speaker 15 (01:36:48):
Where does he work?

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
I think he's a firefighter. Oh my, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:36:51):
But like dress clothes, I mean, if you're over the
age of twelve, you should know you're going to a wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:36:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:57):
Also, I find this trashy and this is highly judgmental
weddings with a no host bar.

Speaker 8 (01:37:03):
Oh then don't have a web, then it's just a
dry wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
Don't have a wedding, or just one bartender.

Speaker 5 (01:37:09):
Because I've gone to a couple of weddings where it
was a no host bar, and the first one I
ever went to, I was literally surprised by it said yea,
all behind a kN okay, that'll be five bucks. I
looked over my shoulder and I said, oh no, no, no, no,
I'm with the wedding. And he said, yeah, that'll be
five dollars. And I went to my aunt, who I

(01:37:31):
was at this wedding with, I said, did you know
you have to pay for drinks here?

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
This is a wedding. If you can't, if you can't
host it, don't do it.

Speaker 6 (01:37:41):
What about if I like a trough, you know, a
big thing, I'll be fine.

Speaker 15 (01:37:47):
What about it?

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
It's beer and wine only a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:37:49):
About totally fine, totally fine. Menace wall mounted TVs when
the wires are visible, yes, oh my god, when you
get installed, take the time to put the wiring through
the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
Yeah, you can get electrician to do that, super cheap.
To add a you know, an outlet in the back
of it, And like, why would you like just let
the wires hang down to the outlet on the bottom
the worst. How do you live with that? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:38:15):
Let's say using the wrong glasses for red wine white
wine when people serve champagne.

Speaker 6 (01:38:21):
I never thought about this until Greg brought it up.
I'd never give it a second thought. When you have
champagne in a wine glass, like you might as well
put it in a coffee mug. Yeah, you know, or
not knowing the difference between a white wine glass and
a red wine glass.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
For red wine, that would be better than having just
a regular glass for the heat from your hands on
the outside. Beau, at least you have the handle from
the mug and you're not transferring your bet from your hand.
You will totally disagree with this.

Speaker 5 (01:38:46):
I one hundred percent believe that the chemical makeup, the
physical makeup of the vessel affects the taste.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
I really do. I mean, I agree with direk coke.
So it's the same thing. Yeah, which you won't drink
that out of your sand. It's only of paper cuts,
and that is what the experts say. That's why they're
specific cut so they can open up. That could becus pocus.
I agree with that. And then, of course bumper stickers.
I don't need to know what your favorite band is

(01:39:13):
or you don't have. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:39:15):
And then if you especially multiple bumper stickers, that just says, hey,
I'm a I'm a total slob.

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
Yeah, that's what it says. High school like, are you
not an adult? Right?

Speaker 5 (01:39:25):
Why do you need a bumper sticker? Can I just
bullet point real quick through the rest of my list.
Not putting your napkin or in your lap, trashy, holding
your fork with a fist. You're a piece of trash
leaving Christmas lights up. All your trashy women's shirts with
the shoulders cut out the cold shoulder. They think that's fancy, like, oh,
it's our fancy night out. Let me get my shoulderless

(01:39:45):
T shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
It's just a circle around the shoulder, right.

Speaker 5 (01:39:48):
And then lastly, prominent garbage cans, especially in a kitchen.
Put your garbage in a cabinet, hide them, hide it.
It should be out of sight. You shouldn't see a garbe.

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
But if it's like one of those stainless steel ones, yeah,
in the corner round, Yeah, hide them. I don't want
to see your garbage can. Well, there we go, ladies,
and gentlemen. And like I said, it's a living, breathing list.
There'll probably be more nice. Of course, it's like my
list of people you can't trust, it should not be trusted.

(01:40:22):
Greg's list of things that are trashy ladies and gentlemen. Funny,
He's the one this show. Alright, we have time for
one more etiquette quiz questions. Which one do you want
to go with? Let's dig deep. This is very British. Okay,
how do you stir your tea?

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
Here's the This is again. This is an etiquette expert.
He's gonna have all these questions from you know people
to ask him these things, and then we'll get Greg's
take and what he thinks, and then we'll match it
up with the etiquette expert and what he says.

Speaker 17 (01:40:53):
There we go, what's the proper way? It's just the
t clockwise or anti clockwise anti.

Speaker 5 (01:41:01):
What do you think that I'm going to say anti clockwise?
Make sure that you don't bang the spoon against the.

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
In the middle of the just what my instincts said.

Speaker 8 (01:41:13):
I would say counter right, I'm saying counter yeah, but
left handy is I'm doing it left handed?

Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
And I still say.

Speaker 6 (01:41:20):
County county left hand er, go county and then and
then don't bang it clank it against the cup. A right,
let's see if you're right.

Speaker 17 (01:41:30):
Great question, and the answer is neither. Instead we stir
in a back and forth six twelve six twelve motion,
gently flicking the teaspoon at the top of the cup,
not banging around like Greg.

Speaker 6 (01:41:43):
You get at least half a bond for that because
you clink clank, you went to the right results. And
he says you can avoid that by just going back
and forth.

Speaker 2 (01:41:52):
Sixelve skim. If you have an etiquete question for Greg,
you can send him. Don't send me a bit of
a question you got over is tough to text on
over tell us who you are. Texts due peace, you'll text.
We do get your text. Yeah, yeah to the Woody Show.

(01:42:13):
Will be right back. The universe has a way of
leading you to where you're supposed to be the mom
you're supposed to be there The Woody Show. Hi, welcome
back everybody. Bis Yeah. Today it's August of twenty ninth.
It's International Cabernet Day, where we just make international Gregory,

(01:42:40):
It's National Chop Suey Day. There you go, a couple
of the entertainment things before we get to the birthdays.
At least it's not an anonymous rumor. Daniel Richmond is
saying that production is scheduled to begin next year on
Spider Man four for Marvel, and that should hit theaters
on July twenty twenty six. All right, pencil that in. Yeah,

(01:43:04):
And how's this Spider Man for? Is it like Spider
Man like fifteen? I don't know Spider Man for from Marvel.
I'm not sure how they do with all the characters franchise. Yeah,
you got to ask some dorks for that. I don't
know about you, but I am psyched because Yellowstone season
five is back on Sunday, November the tenth, And now
there's talk that Yellowstone might be back for a sixth season,

(01:43:25):
and that one would be all about Beth Dutton and Rip.
Is this corless? Yes? What's coming out season five? That's costnerless? Okay,
but then also season six not so that would all
be about Beth, who's one of the most badass chicks
on Earth, and then.

Speaker 6 (01:43:41):
Rip who was also very cool, Rip Wheeler so cool.
Weren't they talking about spinning those two characters off? Yeah,
which they totally could. I would watch the hell out
of that, But instead they're just saying, well, we'll just
continue the show.

Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
I mean, why not spoiler? Did they kill him or something?

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
I don't know. I haven't got there, I haven't got
that far. Yea again, that's my treadmill show. I can
only watch that show and him on the treadmill SI
way behind. Oh megabye. Yeah, it's been confirmed yet though,
but bring that on. This will make sense for those
of you who have seen it. But a deleted scene
from Deadpool and Wolverine shows that Channing Tatum's character survived.

(01:44:15):
Oh wow, yeah, Ryan, he started it on his socials Yeah,
and other chant of tating Channing Channing Tatum News Mike,
he apparently hates doing laundry so much that he even
bought new T shirts enough to last him every day
for a year. Is that not your dream dream? Yeah?
He told GQ that it went down around the year

(01:44:36):
two thousand, which predates his movie career, so safe to
assume this is during his actual Magic Mike Stripper days. Also,
while we're talking about Channing Tatum, he says his most
popular movie quote is my name is Jeff from twenty
two Jump Street, which I know Menace loved that movie.
Both of those movies are underrated, which he said is

(01:44:56):
surprising to him because, quote, it's such a small moment
in the movie. Oh what, it's hilarious. So we heard
all about how Jason Travis Kelsey Inc. That deal worth
more than one hundred million dollars with Amazon's wandery to
produce and distribute their their podcast New Heights. Pretty good.
You listen to that show? Manus I see the clips
on Entertainment News. I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:45:17):
Yeah, I've never heard so many podcasts out there that
I just watched clips on TikTok and not watch the
whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
How football is it?

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
Is?

Speaker 2 (01:45:25):
It just football? On entertainment news. They're not talking about
football more during the season. They don't want to. Wendy
Williams was seen in public for the first time in
over a year. She's just in bad shape. She's got
what dementia? Yeah, but she was seen out in public.
Jeremy Allen White, why do I know that name?

Speaker 1 (01:45:48):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
I know the name, but I bear Bear Okay, I
haven't watched that act. Oh he's not one of these
rat face dudes or not. But crazy ripped. Yeah, he's
like the hot Gene Wilder. He kind of looks like wildly,
looks like he'd be hot if you chopped his head off. Butterface.

Speaker 9 (01:46:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
So uh he is getting some women and some men
super drippy with this latest Calvin Klein summer campaign. He
stripped down to gray boxers and some white tube socks
for their new fall twenty twenty four collection of what Underwear.
There's a fall collection of underwear. Speaking, speaking of tubes,

(01:46:33):
does you have a tube sneak? We can take a
look at one shot he flaunts his toned abs, while
another pool side photo features him in dark briefs along
with two little duggins. Oh yeah, so he says, uh.

Speaker 18 (01:46:47):
Yeah, he's he's interesting because when you see him before
he's ripped, he's not attracted.

Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
Like the bricks.

Speaker 18 (01:46:57):
It's different, I mean his because right now his he's
so chiseled, and when he had more weight on him,
he just looks completely different all around.

Speaker 6 (01:47:05):
But now it's just all abs and bulge, right, and
the bulg no offense, Jeremy, but all balls. It's mid
He's here, that's all right, I get it. I'm also
not a shower. Yeah, but if I were doing it,
I would ram something in there. Now, Greg, he is
going to be playing Bruce Springsteen.

Speaker 2 (01:47:26):
That's right. I forgot about that. So he's the star
of a terrible show and then he's going to portray
a terrible singer. Can I tell you why? I'll tell
us why you hate the bear.

Speaker 5 (01:47:38):
Nothing happens. It's one of those shows where you watch
I think I watched the entire first season. I thought, Okay,
I'm going to give it another episode, maybe something will happen.
Nothing happens. It's they just work at some boring restaurant
and they argue.

Speaker 7 (01:47:51):
So the first seasons all the setup of making the
new restaurant. So that was semi entertaining. Second season when
he went to Denmark, that was the worst. And then
third season. I agree with you, Absolutely nothing happened.

Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
It sucks. It sucks and all balls. Ye here in
Sammy's actual fantasy man Glenn Powell. Yes, he's gonna be
in Hulu's new comedy series called Chad Powers. He's been
seen in character dress in a shaggy blonde wig and
prosthetic nose, fake teeth and a mustache. Still doesn't help

(01:48:26):
his face, right, he looks so unattractive for this character.
I mean that's the point.

Speaker 19 (01:48:32):
But all right, time for birthdays, it's shim, we're gonna
sits and you know.

Speaker 2 (01:48:48):
We don't do. Instead of wearing the wig on his head,
he wears it on his face, covers it up, you
know what I'm saying. All Right, dell star, are you birthdays? Lee?
Michelle Rachel and Glee Hester on Scream Queens. She's thirty eight.
Elliott Gould who is that?

Speaker 1 (01:49:04):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
He was in the original Odd Couple, Yes, and he was.
He was one of the mister Streisand's. Yeah, you would
recogize him when you see him.

Speaker 5 (01:49:12):
Yeah, and he was com on Greg he was Ross
and uh, Monica's father on Friends There we go boom
his movies.

Speaker 8 (01:49:22):
Yeah right, see our little Harmonica.

Speaker 2 (01:49:25):
That's gold is eighty six years old. Not Ben Dover,
but his sister Beth Beth Dover from Orange to the
New Black played Linda Linda Ferguson on Orange is the
New Black. That's what show that I a watch. I
know it was super big, so that's why forty six
years old. And then Rebecca Dormrainy the Morani de Mornay

(01:49:48):
d Morney. That's the call girl that Tom Cruise hooks
up with in Risky Business. Nice. Yeah, she's sixty five
years old today still and then your partner birthday is
Alex Moore and she's more stuff in her mouth than
a teething infant. Wow. One and sixty two fine films
including Alex shows off her slobber skills. She was in

(01:50:09):
Don't hate the Player, hate the shame like that she
was in Porno boot Camp, Amateur no more? And who
can forget her unforgetable role in twelve inches of nutrius
of nutritious black monster meat for dinner. Okay, good for her,
that's a lot for your mouth to say to say. Yeah,

(01:50:30):
twelve inches of nutritious monster black monster meat for dinner,
says superhard. Wow, that's what she said. And anyway, that's
your porno birthday, Alex Moore, who's thirty three years old today.
Your celebrity birthdays, and that is a Thursday morning. Look
at what is happening in the world of entertainment. Oh no,
I think I'm about to have my period.

Speaker 6 (01:50:48):
It's a woody show.

Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
All right.

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Well, here we are. We have all gathered here today
to celebrate this thing called Throwback Thursday.

Speaker 2 (01:50:57):
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you know, instead of just coming in for up in

(01:51:43):
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like hardcore fans of the movie that are not happy
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What?

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What you did?

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Shopping, take shopping, dot her no cattle.

Speaker 2 (01:58:56):
Let me go chack it in. I can't just stays
were needing.

Speaker 25 (01:58:59):
You know that you and I quarterback sack on billion stack.

Speaker 2 (01:59:02):
Com he on the bucking game.

Speaker 15 (01:59:03):
You'll go wreck.

Speaker 6 (01:59:04):
Come and get on the same.

Speaker 2 (01:59:05):
Just come on, get your hands up.

Speaker 26 (01:59:06):
I was raised by Luca Gonna race the rod and rocks.

Speaker 2 (01:59:08):
They came like Chris Tipher Beaman in ninety three. It
was all the dream. The price here hope you that
ass jumping passing the road in your room.

Speaker 23 (01:59:15):
The front cake.

Speaker 2 (01:59:16):
She got a man take a step of track through.

Speaker 6 (01:59:17):
She don't make a touch and make a jump.

Speaker 23 (01:59:19):
In three got up to the morning something at the
cool apartment jumping.

Speaker 15 (01:59:30):
I can't jumping.

Speaker 14 (01:59:31):
Don't you know?

Speaker 2 (01:59:32):
He comes no jumping, can't.

Speaker 12 (01:59:34):
Go something no God, no.

Speaker 2 (01:59:38):
Kind of.

Speaker 16 (01:59:40):
Jump jump jump tell me.

Speaker 6 (01:59:54):
Jump wants to throwback Thursday, Turn up Jay, Tim Martinez
in the mix, Ladies and gentlemen, your check in is
on the text over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 2 (02:00:08):
Opekay's having a great time. What you show.

Speaker 16 (02:00:15):
You got.

Speaker 2 (02:01:05):
Show Hello Mac when dej him my keys.

Speaker 6 (02:01:24):
In the sky.

Speaker 16 (02:01:32):
You have no.

Speaker 14 (02:01:36):
Tonight.

Speaker 21 (02:01:36):
It's night to letty.

Speaker 2 (02:01:39):
Put on show.

Speaker 24 (02:01:43):
Up.

Speaker 15 (02:01:43):
Want to see how you lose contract.

Speaker 2 (02:01:46):
So lead it betime to lead.

Speaker 15 (02:01:49):
Heaven night gain way way.

Speaker 24 (02:01:54):
So come on flab as you make colgarat skaty.

Speaker 16 (02:02:01):
So baby a world ra you will my own lift.

Speaker 1 (02:02:05):
You all be lovely even in the sky is falling down.

Speaker 2 (02:02:10):
You'll be my own lift. Don't need to baby. Are
you down down down downtown, Babe?

Speaker 1 (02:02:22):
Are you down down, down down down, don't won't be
back get.

Speaker 16 (02:02:33):
Nods conflation stop.

Speaker 15 (02:02:37):
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Speaker 6 (02:02:42):
Contumation stop.

Speaker 16 (02:02:44):
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Speaker 15 (02:02:49):
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Speaker 2 (02:02:51):
I really gotta go out looking all nice things to
week short Tis sick.

Speaker 15 (02:02:57):
I don't like it, old luck.

Speaker 25 (02:02:58):
So if someone wants gort the way you're thinking from people.

Speaker 15 (02:03:03):
Come home, pay fick, don't pay.

Speaker 26 (02:03:25):
Music, sweet race break, Amazed, you gonna flo this sad
thing back again?

Speaker 2 (02:03:37):
Check gets racked and let's begin part of your party. People,
let me get Lois. He's he's in the house.

Speaker 26 (02:03:42):
Rump says, Bunny over here, a bounty over there, way
behinds and yes.

Speaker 2 (02:03:45):
They three years again this who check this out?

Speaker 21 (02:04:06):
I laid I met him, I laid I met him,
imaid I met him.

Speaker 8 (02:04:16):
Am I like what?

Speaker 13 (02:04:18):
Oh yeah, all right A check this out one two
three in the place to be as it is playing
to see he is d J running and I am
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(02:04:39):
he needs the potty trace.

Speaker 2 (02:04:40):
Then he came in to night to get on job.

Speaker 1 (02:04:42):
Case he'll be armed, the.

Speaker 13 (02:04:43):
Trust screwing, nobody moving, direcord making and the record breaking.

Speaker 2 (02:04:48):
Then it goes for little something like this that's got going.
They came out.

Speaker 21 (02:04:52):
I'm not gonna going that damnum cut in going.

Speaker 1 (02:04:55):
They came out.

Speaker 2 (02:04:56):
That's not the jam them come back going. They came,
I'm not.

Speaker 16 (02:05:01):
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Speaker 2 (02:05:04):
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Speaker 16 (02:05:08):
I got my gam.

Speaker 27 (02:05:12):
O recket fall. You'll go in people, but you got
lad because I don't know why but that.

Speaker 15 (02:05:23):
And the way it is the world.

Speaker 2 (02:05:30):
Don't until time?

Speaker 16 (02:05:33):
But what what to something like that?

Speaker 6 (02:05:38):
And that's the way.

Speaker 2 (02:05:40):
Who would you show the proma turn up?

Speaker 6 (02:05:49):
Or give me me.

Speaker 2 (02:06:26):
And like to see can do to worry?

Speaker 21 (02:06:36):
You know?

Speaker 16 (02:06:40):
Service No, no one don't know, no one knows, no one,
no one know, no one don't one know no no
no no no no one. No one knows no one,
no one, no one no no no no no no no.

Speaker 21 (02:07:09):
Chuckling light, listen stuff late leaving stuff.

Speaker 6 (02:07:39):
Could ask you a question, Yes the hell is that?

Speaker 2 (02:07:43):
Living on video trans not? I wasn't familiar with that one.
Really wow, really same. It's a it's a staple break.
Come on, come on, you know this? Well there you
go the throwback Thursday turn up with.

Speaker 20 (02:07:59):
Djar tells everybody, Hey, that's a great sendoff.

Speaker 6 (02:08:03):
It is it is And like, whether you even realize
or not, we're already into the morning music marathon.

Speaker 2 (02:08:08):
Be two hours of commercial free all ninety eight to
seven Music.

Speaker 6 (02:08:13):
So we got that, plus another chance to get on
the guest list for the Marias happening tomorrow here at
the radio station.

Speaker 2 (02:08:19):
That's all I got.

Speaker 6 (02:08:20):
The rest of you guys could suck it.

Speaker 2 (02:08:21):
You have a great day. SMD doublem My quit this bitch.