The Woody Show December 11th 2023 Podcast

The Woody Show December 11th 2023 Podcast

Episode Transcript

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Sleep is due to the graphic natureof this program. Listener discretion is it
lies? My name is the WoodyShow. This is the Woody Show.

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Insensitivity Training class is now in session. By good morning everybody, Mordan Woody.

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Today is Monday, December the eleventh, twenty twenty three. We are
the Woody Show. Thanks for beinghere giving us some of your valuable time
this morning. My name is Woody. That's Raby, got the Greg Gory.
We've got Sea Bass here, Dani'shere, we got Bored, we
got Caroline, we got Morgan andvonn many ways to be a part of
the show. You can call ineight seven seven forty four Woody. Chapter

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ten am becomes the after hours voicemail. You can text us check in with
us two to nine, eight seven. You can follow us on all the
social media platforms at the Woodies Showand of course good old fashion email,
which is email at the Woodyshow dotcom. Coming up on the show for
you today. The question is didRavy overreact? Any early guesses on that.

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Sea Bass will tell us does itsuck? There's another movie under the
microscope for that. We got someweird crime news, a bunch of other
stuff to get to as well.Wiener mouth trivia, noise right, and
some wiener news for menace ye favoritenews. Study says that men with longer
noses really do have bigger penis.The research team at the Houseland University Hospital

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in South Korea. They looked atover one thousand guys in their thirties and
they measured their nose compared to thesize of their non erect penis. Most
men in the study had a nonerect length of between two and four inches
and a circumference of two and ahalf inches, but the remember much more
sizable if they had a longer nose. Yeah. Researchers also discovered I don't

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know if they're going as a discovery, this is always the thing, right,
like a big feet, big meatr Like if you have bigger feet,
you got a bigger penis, yeah, and a wider circumference. And
they think it's due to exposure tohigh higher levels of testosterone, which plays
a part in the formation of boththe nose and the genitals while you're in
the wound. What do we dowith that knowledge? These are just researchers

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that wanted to see I know,but like it makes it easier for people
who are you know, size queensto indicate right, like maybe you're okay
big schnaz yeah or got it?What size are your shoes used to be?
Like? Know, they say likeeither big you know, big hands,
big feet, big meat. Sureyou know I've never I've never heard

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the nose thing before I have,Yeah, because you know I do in
my research. Yeah. Uh.Some guys are going in for cosmetic surgery
looking to extend their wieners with aninjectable filler. These wily injections are gaining
a lot of popularity. It's anon surgical procedure. It uses hydrawl like

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it is not hydraulic. It's ouch, that would hurt. How would you
say that? That word right thereis hyaluronic as I'm glad he could say
it hyaluronic. That's there's a there'san ad, there's a TV that has
that in it. Yeah. It'sa chemical found and eye and joint fluid
that helps the skin stretch. Okay, Yeah, would you get an injection

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in your pen? No, No, there's too much risk. I doubt
it. Yeah, it sounds likeit's if it's because I see it's like
it's anti aging stuff. It's designedit's sort of like a botox style thing.
So that's not going to give youmore area, like from the description.
It will allow it to stretch more, not that I grow more,

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that would be like right, butthat would be like if you have blood
flow issues, you know, likewhere you're just not getting a full chub.
It's not going to give you anyactually more material to work with.
It's called blue Choo like you fromodd some Wiener news for Menace here and
we were talking about size queens.What about micro penis? This guy he's
got micro penis, and he talksabout how he breaks the news to his

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potential sex partners. Raby. Heended up with one of these guys.
Yeah, she said, literally thesize of a pinky, all at full
attention. How do you break yournews? Yeah, not that way,
You're not going to break anything.Yeah. So he said that his penis
is only a quarter of an inchwhile flaccid, but measures to about three

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point six even inches when it's stretched. That's over six times smaller than the
threshold for micro penis. And hesays he doesn't bother lying to women about
the size and that I mean,what would be the point I guess yeah,
and that pretty much every partner he'sbeen with was quote kind of disappointed
no way. When asked if heever tries to pleasure women without his penis,

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he said, it's not easy forme because the mood is usually killed
after they notice. I wouldn't sayif he he has to try, Yeah,
yeah, got to, but Iguess there's just nobody like because there's
so the chicks are so disappointed.Yeah, I think he should just put
it out there and there has tobe like someone then now that wanna yeah

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see it. They say only zeropoint six percent of the world's male population
has micro penis. Wow, damnthat would suck. Yeah, you're in
the less than one percent. Sothat means if you if you go around,
you're walking out in the streets todayand you see two hundred men,
one of those dudes and you couldguess, oh, you think it's him,
that's the micro guy. Yeah,I wonder if it's Did you hear

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that Channing Tatum story about how heburned the skin on his penis. Yeah.
So this was during the filming ofThe Eagle, a movie he was
in in twenty eleven. He playedthis young Roman soldier and he said the
shoot was a very cold one andthe only way to keep warm was to

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pour a mix of boiling water andriver water down your wetsuit. And he
said one of the crew members forgotto dilute the kettle water, so scalding
water went down the front of himand essentially quote tearing the skin off the
tip, oh god, of hispenis with this like hot kettle water.

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He needs to prove it. Yeah, he's now fully recovered and describes his
unit as quote fantastic and recovered.So you know, I don't know if
you like, I mean, doyou even bother following a complaint? No
workers comb Yeah, true on somethinglike that. Maybe that would suck.

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Yeah, m but again we needproof right that he's healed. So there's
some Wiener news for you, menace, thank you because loves Wieners. Yeah,
I quite enjoyed it. It shouldbe a new segment. It is
a segment, a new one,constant, but it's oh daily one.
Yeah, we don't have like atheme song. You mean it should be
more regular. Yeah, okay,I gotta have some We do the segment

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on a pretty regular basis because you'vegotta we gotta wait till we get enough
you Wiener News. Yeah, butas dedicated chement with intro music all that
kind of stuff. Yes, yes, and they're in Brag News and then
Sea Bass. Are we ready togo with Wiener mouth trivia. We've got
loads of uh loads of wieners,we do. Yeah, there is a

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question like why are we warming themup? Well, you can have called
wieners. That's up to you.Okay, let's figure that be more appealing.
Yeah, like because like, wellif they're too hot, like you
don't want them too hot. Ifully understand that. Yeah, well I
didn't scalding. Yeah, yeah,I might not work. Guys. I
was the only one that was wonderingabout why they're being warmed up? Okay,

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and Samy was the only one thatwas begging for cold wieners. Yeah.
I thought that cold. Well,I just thought cold would be better.
It's like blooney kind of why becausethey're going in your mouth and we're
gonna have like you know what,we have both. It'll be a dealer's
choice. Dealer's choice having hot well, you know, we'll have like hot
dog water warm, you know,like you get in a ballpark. We'll
have cold and we'll have scalding burnyou hot. Well that's a that's a

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whole new twist to the game.Then I'd love to be scalded, please,
much like Channing Tatum's wlang yeah mouthtrivia. We'll explain and we're gonna
play next her in the Woody Show. Hang, welcome back. It's National
Hot Dog Days. Yeah, well, off your myraf sketch of song to

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think of one of the other.Oh you guys remember armor? Oh yeah,
hot dogs? Armor, hot dogs? What kinds of sissy kids do
kids? Kids and kids with chickenbox love on dogs, kids love to

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remember put on the mustard and theway we go Hell yeah, all right,
Well, for National hot Dog Day, this is something called wiener mouth
trivia. Alright, you mass explainthe way this game is gonna work,
please. So I've got a bunchof facts about all kinds of wieners.
You can guess there are at leasttwo kinds human and this kind. Sure

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for every wrong answer, the personwho's the worst answering of these questions,
let's say, like average penis lengthof blah blah blah, the every person
who's close We'll not have to puta hot dog in their mouth. Everyone
else will I want to be atthe end of all this trivia, you
want to be the person with theleast number of weiers in your mouth.
Yeah, if they fall out,there's you can uh, you can't eat.

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Yeah, you can't eat the menacesWe're done, so you can't be.
And if it falls out during thecontest, pick up whatever it is.
Either pick it up. It's onthe floor, I want to you
pick that up. Okay, Butwe have wieners throughout the studio. We
have ample wieners, both both offringe temperature and hot dog water temperature and
scalding hot temperature. When I gowith question number one, all right,

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question number one for wien your mouthtrivia. This has to do with the
preferred length of wieners for ladies.This is this is what we did with
Raby. We had those dogs saythis was an actual scientific study done with
three D models, and the preferredlength for the women was what down to

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the tenth of an inch six pointfive, six point five for wood eight
five and a half, five anda half. I was going to agree
with five and a half. Youcan know you can make this. You
can take the same guess if youwant, Yeah, five point five,
six point one point one's Sammy fivepoint nine. It is six point two.
Great, it's funny, it's actuallyit's it's six point two for their

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regular partner. And if it's theone I stand, they want six point
three something different because it was infive and a half. That's like the
average it's the average Wiener size.Women might maybe maybe not. We'll get
to that. I'm sure that'll comeup in a further question. Okay,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Iwant jump in the wier gun. Everybody
but Greg has to put a winnerin the mint, keep it in until
the end of the segments. Yougotta answer the question away, I got

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on. Yeah, if if youdo it does fall out, you do
bite off the tip or whatever,you can put a replacement in. I
want. Okay, that's torture.For the next question, in what year
we're hot? Jealous? Totally?In what year where hot dogs first sold
at a baseball game? Oh?Greg, Yeah, since you are the
leader, you have to guess first. Nineteen twenty three, alright, anybody

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else in nineteen twenty, nineteen twentytwo, nineteen nineteen twenty nine, correct
answer eighteen ninety three Samy eighteen sorrypoint they had the who was like the
Honus Wagner era. Oh. Ialso say, okay, I'll tell you

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what because after a couple, youknow, they tell you hard it.
Yeah, so you can you cantake that out of your mouth to answer
the question you have put them backagain. I would say so, yeah,
that sounds fair. Otherwise it's gonnabe mumbling. Okay, you look
like a wall trail. So nowRaby, Sammy and Greg are tied.
We touched on this pun intended earlier. But what is the actual length a

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man's wiener has to be to officiallyconsidered a micro peen? Okay again,
point one inches are your the tenth? I should say, place is your?
Your guests? Three inches? Threepoint oh three point oh for minutes,
I'm gonna go one one, I'llgo to two point oh for I'll

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go one five, five, twopoint oh Sammy, it is two point
eight you. Sammy's a wiener expert. She's in the lead, rocketing to
the front of the glass. Theheadof the class, yeah has three oh.

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Yeah. It's also obviously we allknow that Frankfurt, Germany, the
they claim to be is you mightimagine the originators of the Wiener. They
don't have this as a science,but at a certain point they said,
okay, this is the date thatWieners originated to the year, not to
the actual calendar date. According toFrankfurt, Germany, when were Wieners invented?

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Sixteen eighty sixteen eighty for minutes,appreciate the dedication? Fifteen thirty,
fifteen thirty, all right, howabout sixteen ninety? What do you guess?
What are you one? They say? They say it was fourteen eighty

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seven. She's off like fifty years. But she the back man. Oh
god, who it is? She'sstayed in the game, but she's overflowing,

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as is Woody. All right.A lot of people talk about the
preference amongst women of length versus girth, and we talked about it a lot
that they actually when when surveyed,women say girth is more important to them.
What's that number the moment when wewere surveying, what percentage of women
say that girth is important to them? In a wiener pry? Sammy sixty

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say that girth was important? Ohwhat was that? Menace? Seventy five
sixty one for great gory. I'mgonna say eighty eighty yeah, it fifty
fifteen by fifty one sixty six zerosix zero sixty three. According to a

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university's survey, only thirty two percentthat was important to had the lowest guests.
Right, Gory everybody else inserted youradditional wiener? Are we on a
waiter space in our mounts? Here? Does anyone happening pretty much? Uh?
Oh, this is gonna be onetooth this week five. I'm going

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hard, dude. What more?Back to This should be an easy one,
go back to the the edible Wieners. What is the most ever in
Joey Chestnut's career that he's uh thathe's recorded by the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating

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Contest. It's just happened, Sammy, You're still the winner, so you
get the first twenty six. Shedoes not pay a test sixty nine sixty
nine For Raby, what he's drippingsaliv is that seventy five minutes eighty five

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eighty five. I'm gonna say ahundred and what he's written down seventy one.
Greg also doesn't pay much attention.TRG to answer is seventy six?
What he win right there? Allright? Well, yeah, it even
though it's last one, loser stillhas to insert that last winner. For
the losers, I should say,oh my god, six that six or

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which a little walr seven? Maybeseven? Six? Yeah raby, And
that's without six, they're a loser. Oh I got five? So what

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he's oh not in not in lastplace? Makes you drool? Alright,
but do you think you can getanother one in there? No? Really
Saturday night so you had six inthere? Yeah, menace and I both
If I get six, it looksso creepy. You look like that who's
that person in Star Wars without Yeah? Yeah, definitely, probably like the

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dude from Pirates the Cure and theyep? Six for what for? Seven?
Go for? You're getting? Yousee? If I can do a

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couple of texting, this is thisis an actual mouth party. They're not
wrong, all right, man,let's go great small one up. That
would be every winner that was onthe plate. But he's get that last
tip in there? Him there?All right, hold on, hell all

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right, okay, not gonna work. Come on, buddy, I got
pooped. Look before you flush,I got a poop. It wasn't for
radio. I don't know what Iwould do. I don't know what I'm
qualified to do. Love when Dixget humbled one. I agree with everything

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that's been said. Everybody else canit nothing? This is the Woody Show.
All right, hello everybody, andwe are into another new mount insensitivity
training for a politically correct world.I'm that's Ravy. Good morning, Greg
Glory, good morning, see youmorning, good to see you. Happy

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new hour, Happy new hour toyou. Gregan. You we got Menas
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four Wooding. You can hit usup with the text over to two two
nine eight seven. All right,I got a couple of things for you.
Got some weird crime, okay,story for you, a couple of
them. We like. We likeweird crime because it's weird. Guy in
Pennsylvania. Let's just say it's odd. It's like, yeah crime, and

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then there's like this stuff. Yeah, this guy got himself arrested up.
He broke through the gate of anine to one to one call center.
Okay, the place went on lockdown. The police were called. Unclear why
he broke into the call center,but before he crashed into the gate,
he said, I am the oneinto the intercom. My god. Also
crashed into a concrete barrier by thefront door. Later he shared more of

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his belief of the police, likehow we are not real. We are
not real. Yeah, we're notreal. Maybe the terminator he was taking
the jail charge with criminal mischief,Sarah O'Connor. Yeah. Yeah. Meanwhile,
a couple of weird crime stories outof Canada, starting with this one
guy who broke into a bakery threeo'clock in the morning, used their bathroom

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and stole six cupcakes. What's wordabout that? I know he really need
to take a duty. Here's theowner of the bakery. By the way,
the crime very Canadian. Listen tothe details. Here kicked the door
in, walked around, got downfor you know, quite a long time.
He realized, I guess that hehad made a mess. And he
grabs a month and a moth bucketand goes to try to like clean up

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all of the glass from the doorthat he kicked in. After he's cleaned
up as much as you can.He walks out with six cupcakes and goes
on his focky, and you know, it turned from this like kind of
not so great experience to some ofthe best laughs I've ever had. I
mean, you just can't make thisjump up? Yeah? Right? He
used the mop to sweep up blasts. Greg and I had an emergency duty

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situation. We're willing to break glass, you'll kick down a door. I
might not kick down a door andthen take a cupcake, but I do
it at three am when I wasaround this unidentified thirty year old guy.
He required medical assistance two hours afterinserting a deodorant canister in his rectum.
Okay, he was experiencing a cuteabdominal pain. Really put a stick of

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deodorant up his ass for sexual pleasure, So the surgeons they made an incision
in his stomach and then they removedthe stick of deodorant. Oh my god.
He spent one day under observation.Then they had to meet with a
shrink before they let him go.Doctors say his vital signs were normal.
He had no past medical or drughistory. However, he did admit to

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shoving things in his butt multiple timesbefore this incident for sexual pleasure doesn't end
well that is, but stuff,Oh my god, stop doing that.
Wow, it doesn't That's what WhenI have my Wiener surgery. Yeah,
I was like on an embarrassing level. I was telling the doctors how much

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how embarrassing is this? And they'relike, does he even crack the top
twenty? Oh yeah yeah, They'relike the stuff that we have to remove?
Yeah, and you know they tellall their friends. Yeah yeah,
they're at a dinner part with Barbarathe other day. You wouldn't believe I
saw this, Yeah, in thishot whale set. And then we got

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another weird crime story, this onefrom Fort Mifflin, Pennsylvania. Three hundred
pound cannon stolen from historic Fort Mifflin. Wow. Yeah, and it just
so happens to be a working replica. Whoa canon that works? Please say?
The cannon is four feet long sittingon top of a fourteen foot walls,
so stealing it not easy. Butunfortunately surveillance video didn't capture the theft.

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And what's it there for? Whatdo you? What's the can?
If it's turned off? What's thecamera on? Like? What is it
looking at? Please say the canyonis. Cannon's valued at around three thousand
bucks and they're currently investigating who couldhave taken it. Wow. They said
they've even checked Facebook marketplace to seeif whoever stall was trying to sell it,
but then they haven't spotted it yet. But the police are warning the

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public that the canon does work andis potentially dangerous. Damn. They should
check out pond Stars. I sawsomebody sell a cannon on pond Stars.
They got stupid money. Yeah,and you got to go steal cannon balls
from somewhere right? Where do youget those? Yeah? Where do you
find those? And amazonium? I'msure nineteen eighty five plutonium available and never
can a drugstall, but he innineteen fifty five. It's a little odd

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to come by. But how doyou find cannonballs? You turned that down
just a little bit, But Iwould that I could listen to the radio
reads, but I don't see whyI should have to turn down the radio
bare All right, Okay, intoa fifteen The Woody Show. I love
that. Movielastic Now a movie I'venot seen. We're gonna find out does

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it suck? We we heard aboutthis man a long time ago. There's
a specific reason we're analyzing this movie. Huh, Yeah, we heard about
it long it was gonna break boxoffice records. Dumb ass. He was
all about this when they Yes,I was. Yeah, we laughed about
it with Joe Cooy. We wereat the height yeah when I got announced,
and yeah, it was about howthey were making a movie about the

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the invention the development of flaming hotcheetah. That's like you want to aspect
four or five years. Oh whatI mean if it was gonna outgrow Avatar?
Oh yeah, because the snack foodis so beloved. I mean you
even said at the time when thatdid get announced that your your son even
had an addiction to flaming hot cheatings, which had nothing to do with the

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movie. No, you're saying thatthe addiction at the time and the popularity
of flaming Hot cheetos at the timethat the movie got announced. But that's
the whole reason that they were makingthe movie. Okay, Like I love
if they came to bake toll Housechocolate chip cookies and they made are going
to toll House movies? Like let'sjust say it was like the height of
because I can't speak to the flaminghot cheetos thing. I don't really care,

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but like, let's just say tollhouse mania had taken over the land,
and whenever they're making a movie,Like as much as I love that,
like I would have not been interestedin a movie. How often you
just went recently because it was yourson's birthday. Going to the movies and
watching movies are different. I'll watchmovies, but I'll wait usually to they
come out. I can watch itat home in theaters Friday. Anyway.

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Anyway, Greg's there. The moviegot announced, the pandemic hits, and
everything got pushed back. Well,here, the whole thing is so dumb
because you take an existing item andyou make it spicy. What hasn't done
that before? Why is this special? Well, they explained, They explained
the movie, and you know what, So the whole movie was premised around
the fact that a janitor had anidea for flaming hot cheetos he and he

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pitched it to free de Lay andthen it became a worldwide sensation. So
of course this was announced. Hewrote a book. He'd been on a
speaking tour because he's he was workingin freeedo Lay in like their marketing he
was an executive at the time,right, so he'd been Yeah. So
his whole that was it's a greatstory. So the LA time said,
okay, let's start talking to people, will do a piece on this,
and they're like, wait a minute. We everyone we interview said this guy

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didn't invent flaming hot, cheated threedos she does whatever she does. U.
They were invented two or three yearsearlier, and in fact, they
had already cop trademarked flameing Hot likebefore he even said is like his timeline
is way messed up, and likeit wasn't at his factory outside of LA
It was somewhere in the Midwest.But they which is weird. Why wouldn't
they stop him? He's publicly thewhole time that's me is because what so

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what Richard Montagnez is doing and he'sby the way, the guy the subject
of flaming Hot available now on ornot the actual guy or the actual person
who invented is he was kind ofdoing like he would go to do business
lunches because he was a business guy, and you know, you go to
their four H club they had,and he would he was telling this story,
telling the story and freedom They didn'treally know about him telling this story

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until this book came out, untilthe l a time started poking around,
and then they had to say,oh, he didn't do this, because
it sounds like to me and I'vewatched several interviews, somebody still made the
movie. That the movie, butthey still with his story, which is
what every know, whatever everything thatthe best is saying, they do send
my address that we have some clipsthat will address it. But first the

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question is maybe the movie is stillgood, doesn't maybe maybe it doesn't suck.
May I say it sucks? Here'sthe intro music. They beat you
over the head with the obvious stickand flaming hot so many times. I'll

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it's about flaming hut she does?I give you some example. So Richard
Montagne, see what he says isthat in nineteen sixty six. It kind
of tells his whole life. He'sa young boy. He goes to school
in one of the first scenes andhis mom made him burritos to take the
school. Okay, well, thegringos at school said, I get these
burritos out of here. We wantsandwiches only. Yeah, never mind,

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the taco bell wasn't founded several yearsearlier in the same part of the country.
We don't know what britos are.We hate them. We're gonna hurt
you. Yeah, nobody hated burritosexactly. Well no, no, according
to Flaming Hot, they did untilRichard, a young boy at the time,
tricked some of the gringos into eatingthe burritos. They liked them.
Oh so he's responsible for people likingburritos years after Taco Bell. But he

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but he was used. But that'show as a kid, he was hustling
and making money. And here's thescene of him trying to then sell the
brine are actually successfully selling those burritosto the gringos. I became the burrito
hustler of waste elementary I ever heardof a little thing called supply and demand.
Man, Taco Bell didn't introduce theworld of burritos. Me and my

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mama did. Okay, Well,at least that's what it felt like to
me. So there's a premonition rightthere. So yeah, huh, okay,
So maybe that's true. I don'tknow sure. But the problem is
he's already lied with his whole story, so that's probably a lie too.
But okay, it's interesting. Hethen takes the profits from his burrito sales
at school, and what do youdo this? At school? He sold
candy and stuff like that. Yeah, that's not one big time markup.

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So he takes a few dollars thathe gets from selling burritos, and he's
got a girlfriend, little girlfriend allshe loves chocolate bars. So he goes
to the store with a few bucksto buy chocolate bars. And see how
believable this is. So he's hegets this wat of money, not like
thousands, you know, a fewbars from selling burritos to pay for the
chocolate bars. But who's behind himup? Policia gringo police officers there,

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and he does not like that thislittle boy has dollars? Where'd you steal
that from my boy? But Iwasn't a white kid. I was brown.
And when the world treats you likea criminal, you become one.
Yeah, so arrested for having money. He was arrested as a kid for

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well, they were wondering in themovie, they said they were wondering why
he had so much money. Therewas another part of the scene where he's
talking to the person at the cashSure, yea, So it's a little
kid that has a lot of moneyon him, but not a lot,
a lot, not like another stackof thousands, you know, for chocolates
right right for his girlfriend who loveschocolate. And then he just gets arrested.

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He started his career because they say, you know, that's too much
money for a little kid to have. So he gets the rested. But
this starts his criminal career. Sois that what I'm led to believe that
this is the rag's richest part.So he was a young kid, poor
whatever. But then they says,so what they say is at this point
he goes like spends like ten years, not really gang banging, but kind

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of you know, low level stuff, stealing cars, stealing. You know,
there's like little criminal being no good, no good, nick, no
good for ten years or so untilfinally he's got a wife, wife and
kids and he's like, man,I gotta be a real man. I
got to get a real job.I'll take anything. So he goes to
the free Delay company, gets ajob as a janitor. Okay, he's
got his foot in the door,but he's still you know, he's a

(32:28):
janitor. What's he gonna do.He's just learning the ropes but you see,
you can see he's showing his personalityin the movie where he's saying,
all right, I was a janitor, but I immediately went to like the
next higher up guys and said,I want to learn all about what you're
doing the machine guys. So hegoes to this guy named Clarence, who,
by the way, is played byDennis Haysbert. Oh yeah, you
know, insurance commercials. Whatever thehell that's he does, that's right.

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So he goes to the machine operator, and the machine operator, Dennis or
Clearance says, is showing him aroundhow the machines work, because again he
wants to move up and be abetter person. But he notices some of
the chips are burnt. Some ofthese ships are looking kind of overcooked.
Should they keep the adjusted we brown'sare separated and been called it is trashing.

(33:14):
Dang, you've always trying to throwaway the brown ones. The music
is killing music the whole time.And again there you get obvious to you
over the head. So again thisis all this actually kind of tracks we
know because he did be he wasa janitor and then he become a machine

(33:36):
operator. He did work his wayup through the company. Yeah, and
then got into the executive spot.So that's all true, well to some
degree. Yeah. So now wheredid the inspiration for Flaming Hot Cheetos come?
According to the story, you see, was out after his kids got
their ass beat at school, andhe goes and get them some streetcorn,
which is often covered with like mayoor butter, and then you sprinkle on

(33:58):
some chili powder or I mean asthe authentic menace, we say. So
he's out there with his kids andone of his boys gets some tetan on
a elota, some corn, andthis is where Richard gets the inspiration.
What is it? That beating dummy? I like it. So he looks

(34:25):
around, He's like, wait,everybody's enjoying these spicy foods, this corn
on the cob. Wait, wemake corn chips. What spicy stuff on
corn chips? You don't have?We don't have a spicy line now,
except they already had a spicy line. Again, they trademarked the name years
earlier. They'd already tested it earlier. Breathing when he didn't maybe he didn't

(34:50):
know this, no, no,but during the when he was like making
the demos, he didn't call itflaming Hot Cheetos. That's true, but
I'm saying they already had a spicyso now, okay, here's them.
They had a spicy hot cheeto,right. No, they just didn't call
it flames No, no, no, they were they were testing spicy item.
They called it flaming hot. Theytrademark flaming hot years before the story
you supposedly happened. Yeah, sohere's Cheetos, yes, or Injurios whichever,

(35:14):
Okay, whichever, whichever doesn't matter. But the point is this so
menace. So this story came outbefore they even shot the movie. So,
hey, this guy's lying. Howdo we address that in the movie?
Again? This this is this isif you want to talk about revisionist
history, this is the best exampleof that. So he has this idea
you just heard about it. There. He goes to the CEO, which,
by the way, doesn't fit thetimeline either. This is this guy

(35:34):
that he says he went to wasn'tCEO when he says he went to them.
Whatever. So they go to thismeeting. They pitch the flaming hot
to the CEO. CEOs on boardwith him, but some of the you
know, vice presidents are saying,hey, wait a minute, we already
we already have flaming hots. Yeah. R and D already has a spicy
product in the Midwest and it's testingjust fine. Just fine. I aim

(35:57):
to do better than just fine.James, have mccormickson the spicy seasonings here.
I have a good feeling about thisman. He may not know about
market trends, but he knows aboutpeople, and that's where I always put
my money. Let's see what hecan do with it, sir. The
resources required for James quits like guessthe word to do James James Tony Shaloup

(36:19):
to play the sea. Yeah,he was the CEO. Awesome, So
again that that conversation couldn't have happenedbecause that that person that he's playing didn't
wasn't the CEO? Then forget andagain that conversation never happened because this is
all revision is history at this point, because they're trying to make up for
the lies he told. Uh theydid this again, So they cut to
another thing where like he's talking abouthow he went with his wife and they

(36:42):
went to all these markets and foundall these fresh peppers to get the correct
blend, just perfect. And theysaid, well, Hey, hold on,
we're doing this authentically. But thoseJerko's in the Midwest, right,
they're doing theirs all bad with chemicalYeah, apparently in the Midwest they had
already been spying things up. Wow, except their ingredients came in test tubes.
This yringes. I don't know what'sgoing down over there. All I

(37:07):
knew was our ingredients came from theground, just a roots multi monosodium.
I'm nice and Judy had that spicein our d nd there's that there's that

(37:28):
band you were talking about, Rabaethe Obvious beating you over there like it's
a good, potentially a decent storybeside it being a lie. Just seems
like just total out outright pandering,just pandering from beginning to and when we
announced this so much pain we hada texture text and when we first announced
it and said, yeah, man, look I'm Mexican. Good god,
this is just over the head,Like I'm sure there's a lot of great

(37:50):
stories to be told, but thisone again revisionist history and the whole thing.
And then to go so over thetop of the pandering is I'm gonna
read you. I re read theLa Times artist and brah out of this,
and my favorite part of this isso La Times a couple years ago.
They're digging around, but they wantedto do a nice story, right,
that was their intention. Yeah,if it was all true, it
would be a great story exactly.So they're digging around, and so they're

(38:14):
talking to Montaigna. Montaigne, excuseme, I almost made this. See
a lot of the guys and thewhite guys and that said Montaigna's So they're
digging around, and he on hisInstagram in twenty nineteen, published a photo
with a notebook paper he had.He had a said mild, regular,
hot, extra hot. He putpiles of Cheetos on each of those little
areas like he was testing those.He put Richard Montagnez. He signed his

(38:37):
name at the bottom and then saidnineteen eighty eight next to us. He
kept that photo for forty years,he says, to leaded that photo.
He was because so he got caughtin a lie and then he tried to
double down the line by faking aphotograph and he's like, oh wait a
minute, people are going And alsohe trippled down there. So doriedo Salsa

(39:00):
rio flavor. He claimed that heworked on that in nineteen ninety eight,
these first testimonketca that again, nameand all in nineteen eighty seven. He
deleted that post too. So whatI think happened. I don't think he's
a bad guy, Okay, Iguess CBS Sunday Morning kind of hit him
with a softball version of this innerof this these facts. I think he
was. He's a he was workinghis way up, and he's probably going

(39:21):
to like business meetings, and heprobably told one little white lie that led
into another white lie, no offenseto the white people, white lie,
and then he's but then when hewas confronted with some fact, he's like,
oh crap. Yeah, but westill have this great movie. The
lesson at the end, though,the lesson at the end of Flaming Hot,
is this because no such thing asjust a valet, no such thing

(39:43):
as just a gardener mechanic made becausewe all write our own stories, We
create our own destinies. I thinkyou'd brother less and you think I was
gonna let someone else steal mine?Nah? Never at the end of the
movie about yeah, so yeah,of course anybody can make up their own

(40:07):
story. Why let the facts getin the way of your story? Sir,
it's like the guy that could reallylike confirm everything. The CEO.
He died in twenty sixteen in asnorkeling accident. Oh bib, at least
we so ava Flaming Hots again,they try to they try to address the
live as you heard it was theaudience was the audience score. It was

(40:30):
the audience scores the nineties. What'sthet now? Is it because the people
don't something critical? Because people don'tknow the real story, the real facts.
I think people just I think thatanybody could watch a movie and go,
oh, that's how it happened,and it thought if all that stuff
was true, it would be itwould be a great story. It would
be a great story. It's thefact that it's all clearly out there and

(40:52):
documented that it's not not a scaleof one to ten. What do you
give Flaming Hot? Dennis Haytsburt wasgood. I'll give it a three three
again, it's it's cool, thestory is good. The story. Don't
gang bang support your family, justjust don't lie about it. Yeah,
well, there you go. TheDoudge it sucks to best review of Flame
in the Pot with Mariachi Band.It's a Woody show. You cannot more

(41:15):
than five at a time. Nobodytakes the idea. Craig and I've been
brainstorming some ideas. Yeah, Ithink is great. Yeah, Greg,
share yours. So my invention?Yeah, you take French fries, right,
yeah, and you put salt onthem. What that would be pretty

(41:38):
good? Or are you working atit? Or are you working at a
place that was selling French fries thatdidn't have salt? Yeah, it's called
in and out. Yeah, ohdamn? Or my other idea, or
take a beverage right, yeah,you pour it and if you want it
to be colder, you put icein it. What, let's make a
movie. Are you from Iceland toknow this? Well? Greg? Who

(42:00):
first? How poor are you rightnow? Help? If you were real
poor, I could I could dosomething about that. See. I had
an idea about French fries once Gregsaid about the salt thing, because I
was eating some garlic chicken and wehad a side of fries with it,
and some of the garlic flavoring goton the fries and I thought that myself,

(42:20):
Wow, garlic fries. And sonow here's here's what you would do.
You would take the fries right andyou would toss them with some like
minced garlic. Okay, right,and then and then you started so you
don't even really need the salt inthe fries because you would just toss them
with the garlic. Maybe add alittle bit of salt. I mean,
combine the ideas, Greg, Ithink if you want to run a business,

(42:40):
I'm willing to expand on that.Like with Ravy's idea, I thought
your idea was good to make somethingkind of yummier. You put cheese on
it. Oh what if you putthat on a burger? Whoa cheese on
a burger? But could you doit anything besides burgers? Though? I
think you can call it like acheesem You could put cheese or just you
know what, just a cheeseburger.Let's call it a cheeseburger. Wow,

(43:04):
that's a really good subidation. Hey, if Hollywood is listening, you know
when this becomes big, when allthese things that we're talking about, when
this gets this is the rags pollowedup? Yeah right, just remember where
you heard the story and whose ideait was, and then you can make
a movie about us. Can youget some hot chick who doesn't act anymore?
To direct it right evel eight sevenseven forty four. Wood He hit

(43:30):
us up with the text over totwo to nine eight seven. Nonsense.
The Woody Show flung the back everybody. It is the Woody Show, and

(43:54):
we're into another new hour of insensitivitytraining for a politically correct world. Old,
thank you for being here giving ussome of your valuable time this morning.
That's Ray, there's Greg Gordy Menaceis here. See maass Sammy phones
open eight seven seven forty four.Wooding that's eight seven seven forty four.

(44:15):
Wooding hit us up of the textover to two two nine eight seven.
We're working on our next homework topic. What is something or someone that you
love now but you used to hate? God? Yeah, I mean there's
so many of those things. Youcome around, right. I came around

(44:35):
on Brussels Sprouse used to hate.Although there there's been some genetic modification to
Brussels Sprouse so much better. Yeah. They they did something. I don't
know when they did it, butI keep reading about it. The reason
that they're more popular now and they'redrowning stuff now, and they're and they're
less and they're burned makes it good. They're burned. They're roasted, but
they're they're less bitter than they usedto be because they were able to genetically

(44:58):
remove something that made them really bad. They're drowning and yay. I went
to one place. I had baconand some parmesan cheese and sey vegetable.
Yeahah well not if you ask Sammydoesn't like bacon. That makes it work.
Yeah well, I didn't ask her. What's something or someone you love

(45:20):
now but used to hate it orhate them? Let us know on our
Facebook, Facebook dot com slash theWoody Show. You can also hit us
up on the after hours voicemail Eatseven seven forty four Woody. That's eight
seven seven forty four wood Maybe somedayRave won't hate Sammy. Maybe all right?
Yeah exactly? Maybe again? Iremember that raby. Today in AI

(45:51):
newsod researchers have dialed in a newAI that can predict whether a song will
be a hit with seven percent accuracy. I believe it. Like I know
our company uses something similar when they'relooking at music to play on the radio
stations. And I'm not sure exactlywhat it is, but they have like
this hit predictor thing based on streamingand based on this and based. It's

(46:13):
all kinds of stuff. That's Idon't think it's all AI, but this
uses a lot of that data andthen combines it with AI. But it's
pretty cool to figure it out.They ask people what type of music they
liked, and then their brains werescanned while they listened to playlists, and
so the AI could see what theyresponded to and when researchers combine that with
the data, and the AI couldaccurately predict how many streams a song would

(46:37):
get on outlets like Spotify. That'sso crazy, And the idea is that
in the future you could do thesame thing yourself. You just teach the
app what kind of music you like, and it could feed you just stuff
that it knows you're going to beinto, way more accurately than it is
now. So you know, previousversions they say, I've been right about
fifty percent of the time. Othermodels using just stats of what we like

(47:00):
and don't like, has done better. Any guesses on this success right on
that one, on the original,on the one where they models using stats
of what you like and don't like. No, not the new one.
This is I'm down to the previousones now and he guesses, No,
that would be sixty nine percent.Oh nice, I see what Yeah,
yeah, I mean that's what Pandoratry to do. And they would do

(47:22):
it manually, so they would havelike hundreds of people on a floor of
a building and they would go througheach album and listen for each instrument,
and then they would try to pairthose instruments with similar songs. So ninety
seven percent, that's that's a bigdeal if it's true. Part of the
bigger idea is also it's it's aneuro forecasting, which they say could be

(47:43):
tweaked to predict, you know,which movies and TV shows will be a
hit. I'd like to do thatin my spare time. Yeah, neural
forecast. Neuro forecasting. Yeah,so you know this will probably mean like
you know, you'll get the networksor the streamers or whatever just hooked right
into your brain. Well they'll knowlike you won't even gets it. Probably,
you know what, like half thestuff that Raby's into, or those
Amazon movies Greg that you love towatch, they'll never make it because they'll

(48:07):
use all this data for like whatis kind of mainstream and has the best
chance of being the most streams youknow, okay, but ones ai gonna
be keeping out the main cabin refurbishmentshows mains. They do it to torch

(48:29):
even I don't like those cabin ones. Yeah, the show log cabin,
whatever the hell it's called. Yeah, this isn't anything new, It's just
the next level. I like peoplesay, why did they play the same
four songs on the radio. It'sbecause they went and they studied it,
right, this is just the nextlevel of that. I was thinking about

(48:50):
you. I was watching an episodeof Black Mirror from the other not the
current season, but which one Metalheadwhere the woman's outrun trying to outrun that
robot that looks like a cockroa,and I thought, you really don't have
anything to worry about, because whatis the endgame of that robot. Let's
say they kill all the humans,right then? What they just walk around?

(49:12):
They don't eat, they don't sleep, they don't have to do any
of that stuff. Why do theywant to dominate? It? Do robots?
Though? That's what the matrix wouldsay, is they'd say they want
to, They want to, theywant power, they want to be in
charge, which the matrix also doesn'tmake any sense from just their biochemical point
of view, like it's way easierto find energy than to put humans and
incubators and suck their biological life forceor whatever the hell I mean. Eventually

(49:34):
AI will be upset that they've murderedall the humans because then they won't well
we'd like to not worry about likebutterflies or yeah exactly. Yeah, and
it's driving you insane. Yeah,the AI robots roach, no problem.
That's what I think Raby's AI willbe. Sort of, that will be

(49:54):
the opposite of Star Wars. It'swhere they droids are in charge and they
enslave the people to do their bidding. M that's what Raby's looking for me
right, Well, that's what That'swhy I want them to kill me.
Like I said, any apocket event, I want to die day one,
standing on that barbed wire fence andradiation blasts over her mouth open, trying

(50:14):
to get it all in there.Yeah, exactly, to be pulling her
butt apart, just get it,get it all in me. All the
radiation. That post apocalyptic stuff,to me looks like it rules. Like
when you're the last person walking aroundand go into any store you want,

(50:34):
take any car you want. Whateveryone's destroying all the car places and places,
walking down the streets, aprassu sexwherever you want. You know what
Greg wants. Greg wants that episodeof the Twilight Zone, like the old
where I forget exactly what happened,but the guy all of a sudden he
was in the town zone. Youcan do the TV on Earth, Okay,

(50:59):
well them, Yeah, the sametype of thing where this guy all
of a sudden he wakes up andhe's in this town, the town where
you know he lives. Everything stilllooks like people have just been there.
It looks like everybody just ran out. Nobody's there. Like he walks into
the diner and the the coffee isstill uh you know, uh being prepared.
You know that it's still dripping downinto the into the coffee pot.

(51:19):
Like things are still happening. There'sstill things on the grill or whatever.
So everything's there for you, Gregand fresh and ready to go. Has
not been nuclear apocalypse yet. Whenthe gas goes bad, Yeah, no
longer. Then you go to thenext town. When you fill your pool
full of dump, get off abottle of water from the stores more what

(51:42):
he shows next? Hang up theshow you made it and just in time.
The show is all right. Sobefore the break, I told you
we're working on the next homework topic. But something or some one that you
love now but you used to hatenow I currently don't like these people.

(52:04):
Oh and I've added them to mylist. I realized this morning on my
way into work. People who justmake their own parking spot in front of
a place, yeah, like youdon't like. In this case, it
was the convenience store. Like I'mwalking in, I'm like, is this
person gonna drive to the front doorsof the place and just they just whipped
there. Yeah, they just whippedinto the parking lot, ran right up
to like you know, right outsidethe front doors, and yeah, park,

(52:27):
I get a diagonal like there's noparking spot there, which neither a
fire lane or a handicapped spot,one of the two. It wasn't it
wasn't even that. It's like justjust pulling the forty five degree angle like
the doors and then just get out. That's pretty cool. Yeah, that's
that's not a parking spot. Andyou see and you see people do that
like other places too, you know, and oh, I'm just running in,
so was everybody else. It's aconvenience store. I almost got into

(52:52):
a fight over that because that wasa side mission on the recent cart narcs.
Guy threatened to kill me. Ohoh sweet, terrific and chase me
right the parking essentially your superior speedthanks to my That guy was funny because
he goes that is funny. Hegoes, uh. First off, he's
like, hey, hey, letme talk to you. I was like,
wait a minute, and then liketwo seconds later, you don't want

(53:13):
to knock you the f out,Wow, let me talk to you.
We know those two things don't gotogether. Somebody look at a sucker punch
ye, yeah, yeah, slapthe crap out of you. You're so
muscular and intelligent in that case,just you know, common street smarts.
Yeah, don't walk to the guythat wanted to kick your ass. Now
that I say anything to the peoplewho pulled up like that now, but
I was like, I wish youwere his greatest that and uh, I'm

(53:37):
noticing a lot of those warning stickerson people's driver's side windows still had the
pain of your existed decades. I'venoticed there's a correlation between bad driving and
people who still like clueless drivers,like like they they can't do tooth,
they can't walk in chew gum,they can't drive and pay it to other

(54:00):
things that where they can only controlthe wheel and the gas and the brake,
no turn signals no. The worstdrivers will still have that warning sticker
on the driver's side window. I'vejust noticed. It's an observation. Yeah,
notice it. You go, wow, this a terrible driver. Pull
up next to them. Look atthe driver's side window in that bottom right
corner the label the sticker you're supposedto stay take off like once you get
the car, you don't have toleave it on there. And it's always

(54:22):
on there like crooked. So theyeven kind of like, hey, you
know what, it's clearly not therefor aesthetics, or they would have put
at least straight. You know,you don't have to leave it on there.
There's no purpose to leave it onthere. Everybody else is take it
up the dumbest people. And that'swhat it is. It's the dumbest people
who still have it on there andthey drive and they drive like garbage.
Got to look for the worst drivers. Maybe they don't have access to googlen

(54:43):
because when you take off that stickersGoogle if only they could go to a
grocery store where could you find Targetor anywhere? Literally anywhere, just diagonally
park in front of the convenience storerun in. I'm sure they might have
Google. So those are people I'mcurrently disliking. But yeah, someone know
or something that you love now butyou used to hate. Leave us your
feedback on our Facebook, Facebook dotcom slash the Woody Show, or you

(55:05):
can leave it on our after hoursvoicemail eight seven seven eight time after ten
am eight seven seven forty four.Woodie, Now, are you saying that
you might love them eventually the peoplethat park like that? No, okay,
No, I'm sading to the peoplewho I currently don't like. Oh
okay, they may never get offthat list, Okay, they probably.
Well, I'm just saying that forthe segment that maybe I mean, I'm

(55:27):
not like saying that's impossible. Idon't see it, yeah, because it's
just a you know, it's adouchey move. It is, and you're
not gonna come round. It's awkward, like I saw, like because somebody
was at the gas pump and thensomeone was trying to pull through between the
person who was where they were supposedto be at the gas pump, and
then douche who was just kind oflike kicking it in front of the store
right and it was like super tight. You know, he had to like

(55:49):
eat through there. And that's notthe point because that's not supposed to be
a parking spot, right exactly.I don't hate. I hate to always
bring this back around. But youknow what, speaking of which, man,
that's when I was in Japan.Yes, and I posted the video
of the you can talk about Japan. I love it. Do you guys
know that best went to Japan?Something that I've been to Japan multiple times
as well, something that I didn'tnotice when I was there, but people
were calling out in the video becauseI went to the Costco there. Everyone

(56:13):
almost everyone backs their cars perfectly intothe parking spots. So yeah, not
only more fish, because it's moreefficient, it's safer. We still and
I still see this on the internet, like every other week, someone's like,
who are these a holes? Itback into the spots. I know,
the guys with backup cameras where theycan park perfectly right and then it's
zamber to pull out. And againit's the opposite of jackass who parks deck

(56:36):
and they crossed the front of theCommenian store. It's people being thoughtful,
respectful and conscientious makes the world betterfor everyone. It seems like everywhere else
people go while over in you know, Europe or whatever things you're better because
it's from the UK, because it'sfrom and so therefore it's fancy. But
in this room everything is better becauseit's Japan. Yeah, like you guys
just have sex with Japan, doit right now? I have to up

(57:00):
on the champanee. Oh good,full start. And second we're talking about
specific behaviors that are better. Yeah, yeah, nothing wrong with that.
You're not going to convince me ofthe fishing well. I thought it was
Charlot thought you were on board withbacking. It was okay, Charlemage and
I were not on board. Okaywith it as long as it doesn't hold

(57:22):
anybody else. Yeah, you weren'ttalking about efficiency. You were just saying
that people do it to be cool. What Charlotte's point was the worst?
Yeah, he's like, oh,you just like attention. No, No,
it's the we and we had professionaldrivers from from ambulances to tow trucks
to every across the board because weget how it's safer, right, it's
safer, easier. And again,as long as you're not holding up traffic,

(57:43):
it's the correct thing to do.Yeah, look at it. If
you're gonna do it, I don'tcare if you do it or not.
If you're holding things up, that'sobnoxious. But the same with people who
are pulling into a spot forward.It's amazing. It's amazing how people have
no idea where the corners of theircars are. Oh, is this your
first time driving this car? Istoday day one? The foot? Why

(58:04):
are you backing up when you werein the grocery store? Did they just
hand you the keys to this car? This car? No one's parking in
the lines these days at all.Yeah, it should be a point of
problem because it's even worse because they'remaking the spaces smaller. Say, we
had a problem with that this morning. I noticed I have always parked.
I had a perfect diagonal within theline. Go down there right now,

(58:27):
check how she parked the front toldus before, you're a terrible parker.
The front left wheel it's over theline, is it really? Yeah?
Oh, I know that's what I'msaying. I am a terrible parker,
but I'm usually still within the lines. Doesn't parking backwards considering that the next
spot that's open next to you isright against like one of those big stolar
pillars for the garage, like somebody, you know what, that might be
a move because then nobody's going totake that spot unless they have like something

(58:50):
super small, right, Yeah,it won't happen. That's the ploy.
Yeah, that's I mean, maybethat's the way to do it. See,
but look, I'm not even goodat parking. By pulling in head
first, I could never be oneof the reverse parkers. That's a terrible
idea. I would like to camera. I would hold No, really,
I don't either I manage to doit. Yeah, but I'm saying I'm
not good at parking. I knowthat. And if you're saying don't hold

(59:12):
everybody up, okay, then whenam I practicing reversing into a spot to
get weekends? Go to an emptybank or sure no building? See,
I would think like someone who's uhat a disadvantage high wise, like you,
Ravy, like any short people likeyou, would have to have a
backup camera for you to like,uh, you know, look back over
that. That is a skill thatis definitely lost because nobody really has to

(59:35):
do it anymore, but especially it'sit's more difficult before because now you got
to see over the seatbacks and everythingelse. You ever get into like a
car, even as a regular,normal, average sized person, like getting
into a car sometimes it has likea very like almost like a very high
hood. You feel like you can'tsee down, like you know, to
the you can into it. It'slike a pilot's view, like if you're

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piloting a plane, Like you can'treally you can't really see down in front.
You see just straight out. Yeah, you know. I am happy
to report my nephew has joined yourclub of making fun of how close I
sit to the steering wheel? Yeah, because how can you like, how
do you even turn the cars?Yeah? Your boobs get in the way.
How do you even turn this car? Yeah? With their chin eight

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seven seven forty four warding and someof the text over to two two nine
eight seven somebody uh just hit usups that I slowly turned my head and
I saw an e fing warning sticker. I'm telling you. Notice the worst
driver out there today, someone whoyou're like, what are you doing?
Pull up next to them? Dothey have that sticker on? There nine
times out of ten, not eighttimes out of ten. Okay, maybe

(01:00:43):
so hi, maybe seven point fivetimes out of ten. Because they're dopey.
If there's a reason, that's becausethey're dopey. They're dopey people.
They can't do more than one thingat one time. Noticing, notice,
I'm looking at what do they callthat? SE's some free jewelry? This
is that what they call like,I'm giving out some some good some good

(01:01:04):
knowledge. Did they say in thestreets jewelry? I'm handing out some free
jewelry. I'm telling you, man, more than you are at this point,
nobody knows what jewelry is. Yeah, jewelry, jewelry, jewelry,
jew jewelry. Yea jewel I ain'thearing that from you men. You know
exactly what I'm saying, dog jewelry. Don't pull up on me, son,

(01:01:29):
Yeah, on site more. Whatthe show is next? Technically compleat
the line sticks and stones will breakmy bones. But show this show.
Well, since we're discussing things,let's uh, I'll ask ourselves, what's

(01:01:49):
raby overreacting? Yes, segment commercial. We'll be right back. I had
a an initially like an impulsive youknow, guess probably. Yeah, I'm
thinking yes as well. Yeah,consider overreacts to things that you would think
that nobody would really overreact to.And then she doesn't overreact to things that

(01:02:13):
you think you would Okay, yeah, they do this overreaction. I was
afraid. Oh, and I wasin some traffic, not like thick thick.
We're going like, I don't know, thirty miles an hour, and
I could see up ahead there's thisoverpass and there's a blue pickup truck stopped

(01:02:34):
on this overpass. No other cars, no other traffic, no other nothing.
But there's a guy out of thepickup truck walking around almost like panther
like stalking, and I'm like,what is this guy doing? So the
night is middle of the day,middle of the day, middle of the
day, and my first about togo under it. I'm approaching it,
okay. And my first thought wasthis guy is gonna start whipping rocks,

(01:02:57):
you know, because you hear aboutthat sometimes that's teenagers though, I know,
start whipping rocks. But then theguy, as he's panther pacing,
all of a sudden like crouches downand is like doing something right by,
like the barrier of the thing,and I'm like, oh, probably just
gonna get shot Like that was myThat's what I thought was at this overpa,

(01:03:20):
Yes, like he was the sniperknow and she was gonna And then
I'm like, am I overreacting tothis because I was like, legit afraid
there for like a moment like kindof overcome with well, this is where
it ends on a highway, asI'm gonna be shot by this guy.
We are more on edge recently,I guess. So do you think she's
a turn off for social media orsomething? Yeah, like she's worried about

(01:03:42):
she doesn't watch the movement like everything'scoming to kill her. You don't see
black helicopters do You're like no,But I feel like we've had all these
stories lately of rocks and going throughwindshields and people dying on the highway.
Get one likes ago. They comeup quite frequently, all right, And

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you never thought that he might bein danger for any reason, Like his
car broke down and I don't knowit was the pacing that was really made
me nervous, not like it,and so maybe something fell out of his
car. He was looking for iton the side. I'm dy but I
did not call nine one one.I'm wondering that because I wasn't exactly sure

(01:04:26):
where I was. I'm like,I don't know what highway I'm on,
I don't know which way I'm heading, you know, I'm just following nav
you know, so I couldn't havelike placed this guy. Yes, my
answer, my gut was right.Yes, Yes he was looking to hook
up. Maybe he was looking tohook up with What I mean, was

(01:04:46):
everybody around you like slowing down asthey got closer to the overpass? I
mean, I think pace of trafficremained the same. I'm not sure if
anybody else even noticed I took anotice of it, then definitely, I'm
going to say no. And there'sa reason there's this overpass right by our
studio. The barrier is only aboutI don't know three people high and I

(01:05:12):
drive under that every single morning toget here, and I without seeing people.
I worry about that. You do, I do, because it's tossible.
Definitely, anybody. There's a lotof these overpasses that are making have
like complete semi circle fences. Throwsomething over it, you mean, like
the ones like this one's casual toss. The one right here is you know,

(01:05:39):
not even waste high. And ifyou're just walking by and you happen
to have a bowling ball, youcould throw that. Yeah, no problem.
So and I and I do thinkabout that crosses your mind five days
a week. Right, so I'msaying, no, thank you, Why
use that exit? What about you? Menace? Uh? Yeah, you
know, overreacting react again, youknow, Sammy, Yeah, I think

(01:06:00):
it was an overreaction because I thinkthat if you really thought that there was
some sort of danger going on,you would have called nine to one one,
like in an instant and gone,something strange is going on. But
part of you knew it was anoverreaction to begin with. Well, part
of me knew I didn't know whereI was or she didn't care, or
I would have called nine one one. Another text here says I get paranoid

(01:06:21):
of overpasses too. I imagine TVfalling on me. That was probably just
a paranoid meth head. Right,he crashed out the change of flat tire.
No no, no, but hewasn't near the truck. That's the
wrong meth head. Ravy's the methhead. Yeah, he has done for
the person we know of personally.You're done and loved it. Yeah,

(01:06:44):
never stopped and can't stop. Well, still hide like so much of it
still high years later. But thisentire thought process was probably only what ten
seconds, fifteen seconds? Yeah,it wasn't very long. For as long
as he was in my vision,It's not like you had time to compose
your thoughts. Should I call nineone one and you're going to pass them
eventually in a few seconds. I'mguessing it's an overreaction from you. Difference

(01:07:10):
between being alert and being paranoid,and that is what into paranoid Terra.
Would you find yourself like a littlebit more on edge? No lately or
anything. I'm just hyper aware ofwhat's going on around me. I'll be
like, what's brought that on?Sexual frustration? Yeah? I mean like
is yeah? Is there like notsexual frustration? It's your Friday friend on

(01:07:32):
the vacation. Yeah, well Ihave a roommate. Now if something happened
to you, nothing has happened.I'm just closer to you that you know.
Now. It's kind of got youtrust anybody now. I'm aware of
everybody. I see. Everybody sucks. Wow, not safe anywhere? What's
the sexual component? That'll be rightback This is the show, and we

(01:08:03):
are into another new hour insensitivity trainingfor a politically correct world. Woody Ravy,
Greg menis Sea Bass, There's Sammy, we got Bored, we got
Caroline Morgan is here. There's Vaughan. He's our video producer. You can
find us. You can follow usat the Woody Show on Instagram and Twitter

(01:08:23):
or on Facebook, Facebook dot comslash the Woody Show. Uh yeah,
So there's a lot of ways tobe a part of the show. This
morning, we got a few thingslined up for you, including and I
hate to do this to you,but it is true. People suck people.
People. I like y'all. Peoplesuck People suck people. As what

(01:08:49):
comes sometimes people people suck people.And we'll start here from the Woodie Shows
People Suck news desk. A storyabout a guy who carved his girlfriend's name

(01:09:09):
into a wall of the coliseum inRome, Oh my god, Colisseum,
you know, the one that's twothousand years old or whatever. H huh.
And it was all caught on video. The person filming it confronts the
guy, but the guy just smilesand goes back to carving. His girlfriend.
Hayley is there with him, butshe doesn't have any reaction. The

(01:09:31):
police recalled, but witnesses said thatthey didn't seem overly upset about it,
like the cops. Maybe does ithappen that often people do stuff like that,
because according to the report, peoplehad been arrested for defacing the Colosseum
along with other historic artifacts in Rome. Yeah. I thought you would get
taken away immediately murdered right here,back to the police car. Yeah,

(01:09:55):
exactly. Make you do an oldgladiator things. Dumbasses us you suck And
then hey, look, if youdon't want kids and you think they're gonna
cramp your style, there are alot of safe haven places you can just
drop a kid off, no questionsasked. No, you don't have to
resort to. This woman she lefther sixteen month old daughter home alone while

(01:10:23):
she went on vacation to Puerto Ricofor ten days. Sixteen kid die.
Yeah, that's what happened. Ohno, yeah, And the thing is
like the neighbors even told the localnews station this is not the first time
that she left her baby home alone. They had told her, like,
you can't leave this baby home alone. Oh my god, what do you

(01:10:45):
think was gonna happen? You goto the vacation Puerto ric ten days.
Yeah. People suck. Some peoplesuck. Yeah, just don't have the
kid. Like, on the wayto the airport to Puerto Rico, stop
by the fire station or a hospitalor yeah, anywhere, stop by one
of the neighbors houses. Drop thethe neighbors. Not appropriate for people suck.

(01:11:06):
I mean this person is a murderer. Yeah, well yeah, but
people that doesn't suck. It's yeah, it's too light for that. A
thirty five year old guy in Detroitgets into an argument with an employee inside
the gas station, so he trapsthe employee inside and then he starts a
fire. He pours gas. Didyou see the video of this? He

(01:11:28):
pours gas on the floor of theconvenience store and somehow has a blowtorch okay,
and ignites the place. The employeewas fine, he escaped. The
suspect arrested and charged with intent tomurder first agree arson. So god knows
what was going on, Like,what was the argument about think about that,
right? What could it be?What was the argument about that?

(01:11:50):
Now you're going to prison for arsonand attempted murder, intent to murder?
It was like I was telling theseguys about a road rage video that I
saw. You see it, Greg, I'm looking at the skills and now
the video is playing. Oh mygod. Yeah, so like a road
rage. I get it. Iget pissed. Everybody gets pissed on the
road from time to time. Butthink about, like how momentary that is.

(01:12:15):
It's a flash. It's a flashof just white hot anger, right,
and now can you imagine you're sittingin prison for something that you did.
So the video I saw, andI forget exactly, but they were
on the highway. It's his carand then this truck, like a pickup
truck, and then the pickup truckwas this guy and his girlfriend. In
the car was his guy and hisbaby. He's got his child in the

(01:12:40):
back seat strapped in. The guyin the car did something that pissed the
guy in the truck off. Sothe truck follows this dude off the highway
and when they stop, the guygets out of the truck and is like,
you know, trying to attack theguy in the car. And as
the the guy in the car isdriving away, here comes the stupid ratchet
ass girlfriend who shoots into the carthrough the back window, misses the baby

(01:13:05):
grazes the guy he's fine, LikeI guess, like minimal bleeding even still,
like how lucky, Like another inchcould have been something something just completely
tragic, but like in that moment. So now they're going to prison for
that one momentary, white hot angermoment, even if you're one hundred percent

(01:13:27):
right, Yeah, the other personcut you off. Yeah, idiots.
The case McDonald's employee in Australia caughton camera throwing a drink at an aggravated
customer. That's a new one.Oh wow, usually the way around,
and then started launching food back atthe employees behind the counter. It's all
caught on camera. McDonald says it'snot in accordance with their policies for employees

(01:13:53):
to retaliate. But what if you'rereally angry? This guy he used to
work at McDonald's, and he says, like, there's a way to tell
if your McDonald's is a good one. Oh, I can tell you that
mine is not? All right?It neither is just my experience. Yeah
I could promise you, Yeah,neither is mine. I have I have

(01:14:15):
the clip here a bump bumps,slow f orders are wrong, right,
employees that you could just tell wouldrather be anywhere anywhere. Yeah, his
name is Mike. And this ishow to tell if your McDonald's is a
good one. You need to gointo your local McDonald's at a peak time,
so heavy lunch rush, heavy dinnerrush, and I need you to

(01:14:38):
order ten quarter pounders with cheese,and you could add some you know,
changes to those burghers as well.But if you could get your complete order
in under five minutes and all ofthe ingredients or adjustments that you request are
accurate, you are at a goodMcDonald's. If they cannot handle it,
then it might not be the bestrunning McDonald's. That could the other issues.

(01:15:00):
But this is a great test todetermine is your McDonald's a good one.
So go at the busiest time,order a bunch of random stuff and
orders. Yeah, this one withoutpickle, this one without catching, and
they get it right now. Iknow. Wow, I could order too

(01:15:23):
with changes. Wow. What awhat an expert opinion nailed it? I
could have come up with that one, dumb you tell wondering what tool?
Yeah. McDonald's also said in theirstatement, uh, the behavior of our
employees in this video is not inaccordance with our policies. We're looking into

(01:15:45):
this with the restaurant. Okay,I don't even know the details, and
I probably sided with the employee.Yeah, oh, no question, Yeah,
breaking point. Yeah, annoying customer. Gregs like to fly and that's
just because you think it's gonna die. Raby is the one who is more
annoyed by people's behavior on planes.I hate it. And the Internet teams
will be pretty divided on this one. This guy, he recently used a

(01:16:06):
film projector to play a movie forhimself and his fellow passengers because I guess
the seats didn't have like the youknow in seat sure entertainment screen. Yeah.
So the guy he went until themiddle of the flight, he got
out his film projector. He playsa projector, so the screen was then
showing on the overhead bins and he'swatching a movie that he has projected on

(01:16:31):
the overhead bins. He was watchingThe Patriot Good Lord. Oh he did
have the subtitles on, so you'dappreciate that, right, I watch subtitles
with everything. Yeah, so largeelectronic devices they're allowed obviously in carry on
bags. That TSA came out.That's not the point. These projectors can

(01:16:51):
fit in your pocket. Now.Yeah, the point is, yeah,
they're super you know, so littlesquare, you know, not a big
deal. Uh. The thing islike, dude, not everybody want to
wants to watch your movie. You'relike projecting this up onto the looking happens.
Yeah, that's just obnoxious. Thatis a that is you thing that
you're now making and everybody thing theaudio blasting. No, no, no,

(01:17:13):
you have the audio off. Youhave subtitles on. And I wouldn't
have cared you have the subtitles.I would just think it's funny. Really,
I see if this audio is weird. This is why I brought it
up, because the Internet is dividedon this. I'm I'm team projector really
Yeah, it wouldn't bother me atall. I'm surprised. I thought for
sure rave would be so annoying becauseI'm not looking that way to ignore.

(01:17:36):
Yeah, yeah, I think it'sjust more on principle for me. I
mean, I wouldn't be weird.I'm going to be sleeping most likely anyway
right on that flight. But andit's not loud. It's just obnoxious.
What makes you think, because whatmakes you think like you're an individual?
You want to watch this movie nowyou're projecting it up onto a space that's

(01:17:56):
not your personal space. You're nowinfringing on the community space. I'm definitely
surprised that they let it happen.You know that he wasn't told to turn
it off. Yeah, I didnot see if he was if he was
told. Remember the old time hedays had the one screen up front,
and everybody those dumnors that were likeyeah down, that were like down,

(01:18:19):
they were all fuzzy down anyway.Yeah. In those plastic headphones that you
can take out and blow into,they were just two yeah, speak into
the tube. Oh alright eight sevenseven forty four wood. All right,
So let's get a question on thetext. Which side are you on?
Do you think the guy with theprojector movie up on the overhead bins?

(01:18:44):
Is he annoying or no? Yeah, annoying or not annoying? Just text
over to two two nine eighty seven. I'm really surprised by the reaction in
the room. Honestly, why why? I thought for sure ray because by
everything right, yeah, but there'sno noise. Nothing I'm annoyed by has
an audio component. Yeah, andit's not again an area that you're constantly

(01:19:04):
looking at but medas, what aboutthe old dude who is naked in his
house in front of a window?And Raby just said, I'm not looking
at that part of the plane.You don't have to look at his window.
Why not? But kids, kidsin your neighborhood. Think of the
children, to the children you don'twant to see coming up next on the

(01:19:25):
Woody Show, maybe it'll be somethinglike we're just getting slipped, you know
what I'm saying, I'm just gettingup enjoying myself, or something much darker.
Yeah, I forget, I'll justdie. Cares have you taken like
a bunch of photos now so thatyour daughter can put those up at her
wedding when you're gone this my dadwould have loved to have been here.
Yeah, exactly, But he saidthe Woody Show back in a bit.

(01:19:51):
Can I offer you a nice eggthis try and talk to the Woody Show.
Welcome back, everybody. I'm lookingat the at the text we asked
you to. I'll recap here quickly. We were doing around of people suck
and one of the stories that Ihad in there, I told you that
at the top of it that theinternet was divided on it and it was

(01:20:14):
a guy on a flight and hehad a projector and he was projecting the
movie The Patriot. I forget themovie for a second, forget what movie
it is. Right, he wasprojecting the movie from his onto the overhead
bins, and half the people wereannoyed. By the other half people didn't
didn't care, didn't find it annoying. Some people thought it was cool.

(01:20:38):
And so you know, I wassurprised because I didn't expect the reaction in
the room that I got, atleast from Ravy. Yeah, for sure,
I thought she'd be annoyed by it. And then we actually a text
over to two to ninety seven asI'm going through. I mean, it
looks I went through like the firstthirty votes and it was just the first
thirty votes that came over right downthe middle line. Yeah, I do

(01:21:00):
think Gravey's point is valid. Ifthere was an audio component, I'd be
thoroughly. Yeah, thoroughly. Butnone. Yeah, who cares, not
that big of a deal. ButI also see your point. It's like,
it's not your plane, man.Well, I think that's what the
issue is. You're focusing too muchon the person. They're like, well,
that person is not allowed to dothat. So that makes me angry.

(01:21:21):
But the actual, the actual actin the progestion itself, is that
annoying you. No, it's not. You're just too focused on the person.
Couldn't you make that argument about thecarts not being returned? How does
that really affect you? Blocking spot? I mean for the majority cars,

(01:21:42):
for the majority of people. TheyI think it just says something about people
like that kind of person sucks.They have no Yeah, they have no
concern for anybody else. Weird thatthey didn't stop it. Yeah, that
is surprising. That's zero effect onpeople. Yeah, eight seven seven forty
four ward and continue to text yourvote annoying or not annoying over to two
nine eight seven. So Morgan hastried to take up gardening. Oh god,

(01:22:04):
wow, I sure have. Yeah. I keep seeing like she posts
things on on her Instagram like that. I guess like there was one thing
that was going pretty well and lookslike bugs just well annihilated it. Just
hang out with my mom. Idon't really know what I'm doing, I'll
say that, but I went Igot a bunch of seeds. I got
a bunch of seeds for a bunchof vegetables that I would like to eat

(01:22:25):
right because I have those plant Youthink they're ugly, greg, but those
planner boxes not to be looked athideous. So I planted a bunch of
seeds and I'm like, if itgrows, it grows, And then there's
vegetables growing that I didn't even plant. Really, lettuce, I got nothing
in there. Didn't plant romaine,lettuce? That's growing seeds I did plant.
I'm not you know, nothing's comingto fruition? Are you watering them

(01:22:49):
on a regular basis every single day? And they get plenty of the sun.
So what di did you plant?I planted cucumbers, I planted squash
and zucchini. I planted cilantro that'sactually growing pretty easy. If you plan
zucchini, man, you'll have thatfor days typically. Where is it?

(01:23:13):
Then? I don't know? Lettuce? Like, what's going on? That
is where you read? Like thepeople that live there before me? Did
they plan it like baby, andyou're watering it? I don't know.
Yeah, probably work that way.No, No, no, they're like
annuals. I think she's right though. There must have been something already in

(01:23:36):
the soil and then she's finally wateringits like dormancy, get bad seeds,
because that's a possibility to so Greg, but when's weird is there? Let
me ask go back to your initialUh. We were saying, like how
Greg would not approve of plant gardenboxes or whatever because they're sights. Have

(01:23:58):
you ever seen a garden that lookgood because I haven't a garden garden.
No, Like whenever somebody says,oh, they're in the gardening and you
see the area in which they're gardening, it's always yeah, it just looks
like a mess. It looks likea mess. It's got like the chicken
wire around, like the crappy fencingaround. It doesn't look finished. Only
what you would appreciate this. Ihate it when people just refer to the
yard as the garden. I'm gonnago hang out in the garden. The
garden is what you're doing vegetables likeplanting stuff. Well, I mean the

(01:24:23):
garden can belower garden. True,Right, Like there's a neighbor that we
have. Yeah, and they evenhave like the little signs next to each
thing about what each thing like they'rereally into it. Oh, I would
have the signs, so that wouldbe I'd consider that to be a garden.
I want to know what it is. But if it's tomatoes, the
only thing I know about tomatoes isthey do need a ton of water,
So maybe you're underwatering. I'll deathperhaps water every day. You would like

(01:24:47):
what do you call those things youjust mentioned it? It goes around the
tomato plant. It's a wiring,yeah, like, yeah, you would
love mine. It's all rusty andit's like just disgusting, so ugly.
It well, that's so like asit grows taller, it will still stand,
so you can kind of tie itto that. It's not really keeping
anything out. I'm talking about likearound the garden. To keep like little

(01:25:09):
critters and stuff out, like rabbitsand whatever. People put up this crappy,
thin wire kind of fencing, liketemporary fencing. It looks so trashy.
Somebody in my neighborhood just did agarden in their front yard that's garden
like vegetables, and they have thishuge arch, a chicken wire arch,
so the vines can go up atLike, why didn't you put that in

(01:25:30):
your backyard? I know my wife. My wife had an uncle who tried
to grow corn in their front yardin a residential corn isn't that like six
feet I'm talking like h away typeof that's funny type of neighborhood menace.

(01:25:50):
Yeah, so she's struggling with agarden. Yes, menace was fighting with
a dead ball. Oh my god. So over the weekend I left some
keys over at my friend's house andit was like an hour and a half
away. So I go, allright, well, I have this dead
bowl in the garage I can't getthrough. You know what am I going

(01:26:12):
to do? So I go tomy trust thee YouTube page, and I
go, uh, I'll figure thisout, no problem. I don't need
to call a locksmith. That's gonnatake forever and it's gonna cost me a
bunch of money. So the firstsuggestion was to do is do a thing
called a bump key, where youput like a regular key in there that's
not for the lock, and thenyou kind of like hit it with a
mallet or a hammer and it's supposedto like pop it open. Yeah.

(01:26:35):
Well, I didn't have any likekeys, right because a friend's house.
Yeah, So I go, allright, well, maybe I'll just go
to Low's and grab a key there. So I go there and then a
key machine is broken. So thesecond thing on YouTube was use a drill.
Well, I didn't have a drillbecause my drill was inside the house.

(01:26:56):
So I'll just buy a drill andlike return it. I a drill
in return, I buy the drill, and I buy all these drill bits.
Then I'm sorry, I got tobe cheaper to call locksmith, dude
cheaper. Yeah, But and soI'm like forever usually I got my YouTube.
So I'm drilling the hell out ofthis thing, and the drill bits

(01:27:18):
keep on breaking and it's taking metalspecific bits to drill through metal. It
is not opening, so the drillbits are breaking. And then I probably
went through like ten of them becauseI broke it. And then finally i
just take like a hammer to thisthing and I'm just like hitting the top
of it and I'm like messing upthe door. Oh my god, dude,

(01:27:44):
handy work. And then finally Igot through it. But it took
probably good hour and forty five minutesbefore I was able to get this door
open. The locksmith takes too long. Yeah, And then so finally I
got what I want it Anyways,because the reason I didn't go back and
grab the keys, I was likeoh, I want to get a level
lock, you know, one ofthose automatic locks, right, yeah,

(01:28:09):
just for situations like that. Sothat got installed, So I guess it
worked out finally. Yeah, butyou could have just done that from the
beginning, or just the lock,like you're banging up your door. Yeah,
yeah, the casing in the hall, dude, king of drill bit.
Yeah, I was literally going tohammer on it. I did the
same thing that as when I went, uh left to run an errand,

(01:28:30):
and I left through the front door, and I had the door from the
garage to the house locked. Yeah, and I don't carry keys. I
just usually just go through the garage, but I had that damn door locked.
I went all around my house thinkinglike, oh, maybe I left
one of these unlocked. Of courseI didn't, because I'm normal, right,
yeah, yes, And so Idid do The locksmith showed up within

(01:28:50):
about twenty minutes. He did thebump lock thing. Oh really, it
took half a second, and thenokay, that'll be whatever two hundred and
forty, Like, oh my god, medic is buying drill idiot. Yeah,
because they couldn't get I just couldn'tget a key that bump lock.
You could have driven to your friend'shouse in your key. I know I

(01:29:11):
could have, but I was ona mission. But even if you don't
have like one of the like thedigital locks, like you don't have a
key hidden somewhere, No, no, I will not hide a key around
my house, like around the perimeterof my house. I will hide it
like a couple of blocks away,like in a common area. Oh really,
yeah, good enough friends with aneighbor to give them a key.
Don't give any other person the key. I would, but I use one

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of those, like one of thoselike real estate lock boxes or like construction
workers use. I put it inthere. I attached you like the bottom
of like a common use area fence. That's like behind the bush. Nobody
ever see it, so it's notlike just out there in the open.
And that way I know that ifI ever need a key there it is.
It is. Wow, that's andthen you got to get into the

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box that's like a luggage rack thatI thought only hotels goodbye. Yeah,
a civilian can get a lot ofyes, of course, yeah. Or
do you acquire one? When Iwhen I lived in this apartment building,
I got one. I got oneof these lock boxes. And I would

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hide the extra key because the doorthat I had would lock behind you automatically
when it closed. I got screweda couple of times going to take the
garbage down to the garbage choot andit would close my right. I had
the call to try to get somebodyover there, and waste of time.
So then I took one of thoselock boxes and in the in the stairwell,
you know, I just put itaround one of the bottom of the

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of the railings. Yeah, andthen just left it there. And then,
man, did I use that atleast a few times. It came
in real handy. Now I dohave an issue. I don't have the
app on my phone yet for thenew lock only. My wife has it
for some reason. She's not allowingme to download it. Now with those
saw what you did, those WiFi it's just f y. They automatically

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lock behind you after a certain time. So if I'm in the garage right
by I I'll hear a little chimesound correct, and then boom, locked
out of the house again. Notthat this would ever happen to you,
But what if you didn't have yourphone? I know then I'm then you're
you're super scared. But then youcan't just use the there's no code for
it. No, I had no. Well, yeah, for certain for

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certain locks, not the one thatI have, you can use the code.
You can actually use the physical keyon it. But again I don't
have that. So I got boxesfor you, man, Yeah, go
get one of those locks boxes,the lock boxes, Greg, I know
im anywhere civilian. There are fourcivilians return. I don't know what that

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means. No one knows what itmeans, but it's per fo people going
going. All right, So acouple of pieces of feedback for Menace and
for Morgan. Alright, they bothhad a difficult time with different things.
Morgan with her her garden. Sheplanted all these different vegetables and she's got

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cilantro going. She planted other thingslike cucumbers and zucchini and things like that,
and the only thing that sprouted upso far is roaming. But she
didn't even plant, so I'm kindof wondering how that happened. Also,
like you got to look into pHlevels soil, Morgan. The other thing
you need to look into like yougot to be planting in the right season.

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Like somebody said, cucumbers are plantedin January, harvested in March through
June. So maybe that's your eraor there I was thinking that as well.
Or I go to the grocery store. Huge in the gardens. Oh
yeah, my whole life, liketomatoes, so many holes for this crap.
Dude, My my dad and mystepmom. Man, they they grow

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so much crap in this garden thatthey've got. It's awesome. Love it.
Menace locked himself out of the house, uh huh and went through all
this truble, went and got adrill, tried to drill out the lock,
tried to do the bump block thing, tried all this stuff. He
was looking on YouTube. Wasted somuch time because he didn't want to wait
as long as it would take toget a He locks because the keys he
had left at his friend's house,which were how far away and a half

(01:33:19):
hour and a half away. TellMenace to throw the keys in an uber
next time. I've done that before. Huh Yeah. Like I took off
with my wife's keys in my pocket, so you couldn't get the kids to
school, and so I had themubered from the radio station back out to
my house because I couldn't. Icould leave. Yeah, that's awesome.
Yeah, thank you for the suggestions. Eight seven seven forty four. Woody

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Show will be right back. Showjoin fun. We are ready to wrap
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And on today's podcast Wiener News forMenace Sweet thank you, And also on
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seven seven forty four Woodie, Reaby, men Sea, Bass Sam anything you
like to add? Greg Gory partingwords of wisdom Please Sadly, running your
mouth is not exercise. Oh mygod, we'd be so thin. Oh
we read. It's like people whoare like trainers or whatever. Like you're
a professional. Your job is towork out. Our job is to run

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our mouth. Greg, we wouldhave the V. I'd have the V.
Yeah. The V is that forthose of you on the pointers.
It's like right below your abs whereyou get that like that definition where it's
like a flesh V that points downto your junk. It's a crotch arrow.
Yeah, so you can like kindof sag your pants in the front.
It was like a little directional downto your pubes. And I would

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Yeah, that's what Greg wants.Yeah, we used to have it.
All right. Well, thank youvery much, Greg Gory, thank you
so much for give it the showsome of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love it to appreciateyou for that. Rest of you guys
can suck it. Catch back hereon Thursday. Have a great day.
S MD double M. I quitthis bitch.