The Woody Show December 13th 2024 Podcast

Old Saint Dick, Employee of the Year Results, Morgan Vacation Update and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's due to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
He's the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Well, today is December the thirteenth. Yes, it's a Friday
the thirt But more importantly, you guys, it is Friday morning.
Oh my god, let's go. I'm talking about and of
another week. Thank you for being here. My name is
what e?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
That is Greg Gorda Happy Friday, Greg, Happy Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
There is Menace?

Speaker 5 (01:12):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I see?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Gina Gragg morning, Gina.

Speaker 6 (01:14):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
We got Sammy, good morning, we got Sea Mass. There's
bort good morning, Happy Friday, Borty. Caroline's here, Morgan's here,
Vaughn's here, and our vipu. It is Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Let's get it out of the way, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Well it's officially a Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
And when I say get it out of the way,
I mean, come on, let's get the morning out of
the way, get into the weekend, all right. So the
phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you
can always send us your Friday check ins on the
text over to two to nine eight seven. We're a
little extra excited today because this is our last day
before our end of the year holiday break. Oh no,

(01:57):
we will be returning on Monday, January the sixth. A
lot of going on right now, quite quite frankly, it's
a it's an unrated period, and uh, why bother try
to get business done around this? I don't care. What
do you do for a living? Like everybody's checked out.
People got stuff going on more about like these holiday

(02:18):
gatherings and the Christmas parties. Yeah, so whatever you got
going on, I hope you have a great time. But
we got some stuff to get out of the way today,
including a secret Santa situation. Sea Bass has got us
some gifts really, and Gina came up with a great
name called Old Saint Dick. Yeah appropriate, you know, on
a kind of Sea Bass and stuff. Also, before we

(02:40):
get out of here for the year, I want to
announce the Woodies Show Employee of the Year and again
this person will be the big year end winner and
I am awarding them one month of salary as a
grand prize.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah we got that.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Also some other stuf, some trending news headlines. I want
to check in with Morgan because while we're gone, she's
gonna be going on that trip. I want to get
any kind of final details or anything that we should
know about, you know, her final wishes. Oh yeah, Morgan's
going on that trip to Cabo with that random listener.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Guys, this is awesome.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, So just kind of some last minute check ins
and again whatever, like like let's just say you're hooked
up to machines, like do we keep you on them?
Or like do you prefer to be cremated or buried?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
You know certain?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Is there a special outfit you like to have on
taking the dog?

Speaker 6 (03:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Oh yeah, who.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Gets the dog? Who will Jeffrey go to? Who gets
her new metaglasses?

Speaker 6 (03:38):
I highly recommend those.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, she can will some stuff to us just in case,
so we have it on record. Yeah, so that's coming
up this morning here on The Woody Show. All right,
so Christmas stuff and Sam, you're gonna love this Entertainment
Weekly's list of the best Christmas movies, Okay, And then
what I did is I made a list of my
top okay, and also my top TV specials. Because they

(03:59):
put both both the TV specials and the movies all
on the same thing, and I don't know, I don't
think you can consider, like the the animated nineteen sixty
six How the Grin Stole Christmas to be a movie.
It's a half hour TV special. Now, it's a half
hour TV special. Yeah, the not the Jim Carrey one.

Speaker 7 (04:16):
Would you consider Charlie Brown to be a movie?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
No, not a movie on the Christmas special?

Speaker 7 (04:21):
Okay, I see, I see it.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Off the Red Nose Reindeer. That's a Christmas special. Frosty
the Snowman Christmas Special.

Speaker 7 (04:27):
Okay, I mean then I love all the Christmas specials.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
But here's Entertainment Weekly's list of the best Christmas movies.
Number one they have as It's a Wonderful Life. Now,
that's a movie that when it came out it sucked
like it did not do well at all. It wasn't
until it became a public domain and all the three
and then all the TV station they started running running,
and then later it became a classic. Number two on
Entertainment Weeklies list is a Christmas story classic?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
You love that?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Charlie Brown Christmas?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Number three?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Number four, yeap, How the Grin Stole Christmas? The animated
thirty minute one from nineteen sixty six. At number five,
they have love Actually at number.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Six, I'm proud to say I've never seen you know what.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
I'm not a fan of that movie.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Is it a Christmas Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
I did not know that.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
Yes, a Christmas movie, but I don't care about it.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Who's in it?

Speaker 6 (05:17):
Everybody? Yeah, like Emma Thompson and all the stars of
that era.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Q Grant, Yeah, yeah, of course by law he.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Bad Santa at number seven. Yes, that's funny, love Bada.
Here's here's a confession. I've never seen it will.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Movie.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
I've never seen bad.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
Sad, sane.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
You would love you and you watch Billy.

Speaker 8 (05:41):
Bob Thornton, right, Yes, hilarious, So really have one beef
with it?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
And it's the elephant, the stuff elephant.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Okay, because I'll watch it. I'll check it out.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah yeah eventually. Boiler alert. Yeah, what do I agree with? Gina?
It would be your new fan.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
I can't believe it is. It is your movies.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
It was made for you.

Speaker 8 (05:59):
The if I have just in case you saw it.
It's the color of the elephant. It wasn't the color
that was requested.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
So it bothers me to watch it. Yeah, them up
at Christmas. Carol at number eight. The year without a
Santa Claus at number nine. Is that Rudolph the Red
Nose Reindeer at number ten? Then they got Home Alone? Yes, higher,
I've never considered this a Christmas movie with trading places.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
Takes place around Christmas. That's like saying die Hard.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, Diehards also on the list, but they have trading
place at number twelve. The Nightmare Before Christmas number thirteen,
like the old bing Crosby a white Christmas Eve. Yes,
the nineteen forty seven Miracle on thirty fourth Street.

Speaker 7 (06:47):
Yeah it that Santa is far superior than the Remas.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Then you got die Hard at number sixteen.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Get that off the list.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Scrooge with Bill Murray at number seventeen, way higher, that's
a fun movie. National Lampoons, Christmas Vacation at number eighteen.
What is Bogus Covied?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
He's never getting love?

Speaker 3 (07:08):
The Holdovers at number nineteen, Gremlins at number twenty. Nice
and see Gremlins. I never considered it a Christmas movie.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
Well remember Phoebe Kate's speech in the middle of it.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, that's about it, I'm saying, but I still never
consider it like a Christmas Christmas movie.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
But Gizmo was a present for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I understand, but just because it takes place around Christmas,
like you know, I think it's a Christmas story. You know,
Bad Santa right now, Christmas right exactly on thirty fourth Street,
Nash Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. It's all about Christmas.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Real quick. Did you just mention the Holdovers? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Number nineteen.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
The movie suck.

Speaker 7 (07:48):
It sucked. I couldn't even finish it. I kept going
back to try and finish it until.

Speaker 6 (07:53):
I just gave up.

Speaker 8 (07:54):
It's one of those, you know, new age movies that
nothing happened.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
I have to agree. I was so excited to see it.
I love Paul Giamati. It looked great, and then I
watched it. I'm like, oh man, you're just waiting and
waiting and waiting and waiting for something to happen, and
then nothing.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
You got Christmas in Connecticut and then Claus.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
K l a u s.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
Yes, talking about that last night.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
With the kid him Allen's The Santa Claus rounds out there.
That's Entertainment Weekly's list of the best Christmas movies. Now
I power ranked mine. Okay, so my number one is
a Christmas story, no question YEP. Number two, nash Lampoon
Christmas Vacation. My wife and I argue about this all
the time. She would put that number one. Okay, yeah,

(08:37):
Elf at number three. I have Miracle on thirty fourth Street,
the og One at number four, Home Alone at number five,
the Santa Claus at number six, and then Scrooged at
number seven.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
That's a solid list. I can't for you. I'm surprised
Scrooged is all the way at number seven.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, because like it's it's Christmas, but it's not like
I don't know what the spirit of Christmas, and I
guess it is the spirit of Literally it's called Screwed.
No no, no, I know, I know, but like I
don't know, like the other ones I feel are more
like pure Christmas.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
My top TV specials Number one nobody's going to agree with,
so I'll save that for last. But number two is
Root Off the Red Nose, Reinde that how the Grinch
Stole Christmas, Frosty the Snowman, and then at Charlie Brown.

Speaker 7 (09:23):
Christmas Charlie Brown at the end.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Really my number one. You remember the one about the
story about the mice in town and the one wrote
like a nasty letter to Santa, and so therefore he
was going to skip the town twas the night before Christmas.

Speaker 6 (09:39):
When was that?

Speaker 3 (09:41):
I got it that that's an old Ranklin bass one too,
because the Franklin Bass did all those old timy you know, yeah, yeah, wow,
yeah to sing in Santa Santa Charler ringing, Santa Santa
can go down the Milky Way. We need you today.

(10:01):
It's about clock before, mister Trindle. I remember that.

Speaker 7 (10:05):
I don't remember, and now I want to watch it.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Though.

Speaker 7 (10:08):
If you say it's that good.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I loved it.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
I love it that that was my number one, I'll
have to look for all right, eight seven seven forty
four Wooding, If you want to hit us up with
the text, you can send those Friday check ins over
to two to two ninety seven. Tells who you are
and then where exactly around town. You're listening to the
Woody Show, exciting weekend plans, what you got going on?
And everybody's very busy around this time of year, So
if you've got something cool you're looking forward to, fine

(10:31):
anything anyone you'd like to have us mentioned in your
Friday check ins again with your name and where you're
at texted on over to nine eight seven. We're gonna
take a quick break. More Woodies Show is next. Hang on.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
What's that Woody Show?

Speaker 8 (10:48):
Podcast listeners, Okay, it happens this weekend meetups in the
Bay Area and a meetup in Los Angeles. First tomorrow
Jama Juice, Palo Alto one to two pm at eight
five I have El Camino Real. Now this is the
updated address. If you saw any other addresses before, this is.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
The correct one. Eight five to five El Camino Reale.

Speaker 8 (11:09):
I have a bunch of Woody Show merch for you
if you show up to this one, We'll do more
in the Bay Area. Then the very next day, Sunday,
December fifteenth, I'm at Rock and Bruise El Segundo from
one to three pm doing a bunch of giveaways and
giving away another TCL ninety eight inch television on site.
So come hang out at Rock and Bruce from one
to three pm. Get in on these giveaways, get more

(11:31):
information by going to the Woodieshow dot com and clicking
on events, and then that's pretty much it for the
rest of the year.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
So in the meantime, keep on enjoying the Woody show
podcast Go three to two one, go t one to
another New hour in Sensitivity Training for a Politically Correct World.
It is a Friday morning, ohnoy, it is Friday the thirteenth. Stookie, Yeah,

(12:04):
twenty twenty four Woodie, Greg minutes, what up?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Gina?

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Hey, there's a sea bass we got Sammy phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can't hit
us up.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Text Friday check in?

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Check in with us house.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Who you are.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
We're around town. You listen to the Woody Show. If
you got some really cool, fun, exciting weekend plans, we'd
love to hear about that. Or if there's someone or
something you'd like to have us mentioned. When we get
to your check in, I'd like to mention Morgan real quick.
Oh yeah, okay, quick quick mention.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
I was walking over to our little kitchenette this morning.
Mm hm, we'll keep it cut diet, cokes, for age
and all that stuff. Sure, it's dark in there, and
I see a flash light runing around like a phone
flash light. And Morgan says, oh a man, the lights
are out in there. What's she U pro tip? Next
time light switch hit that?

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, yeah, I hit it?

Speaker 4 (12:47):
What the heck?

Speaker 5 (12:47):
I literally walked in like as she left, I hit
the light switch once boom, that's right, wow, weird weird.

Speaker 9 (12:52):
I mean usually it turns on on its own, so
I hit the switch and it's in turn, like I
don't know, je dis are out?

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Well, yeah, because every once in a while, the cleaning
when they come through once a year, Yeah, they'll sometimes turn.
They do that for our office too, because our office
is on a timer. The lights in there, but they'll
turn the actual button. They'll take the button out, you know,
so it's off right why, I have no idea, stupid, Yeah,
I have no idea, but they do that from time

(13:18):
to time. Anyway, Morgan, good luck with the lights, and
good morning to you again. Eight seven seven forty four wood.
He hit us up with the text over to two
to nine eight seven Old Saint Dick will pay us
a visit this hour. Who's that you asked? That would
be Sea Bass. He's gonna be our secret Santa, secret Santa.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Now, we did get some nice gifts we got right here. Yeah,
well we got some cookies from from Carolina.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Now Carolyn, your mom is it your mom that makes
these these cookies?

Speaker 9 (13:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
She actually is gate keeping the recipes, so I wanted
to make them for you, but yeah, she's.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
So, I already had one. They're incredible.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
They're really good.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
She's she's brought these in for for years and like
for different occasions or whatever. And they're individually wrapped, so.

Speaker 6 (14:09):
Yeah, they're way too good for us.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
I like, no, I like that because it keeps me
from just like housing right because you have to like
stop and unwrap each one. It's like, yeah, it's like
the Reese's Mini peanut butter cups, like otherwise you can
just house those by the handful.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
As you would wrap yours. Are you thinking about what
you're doing?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
What? Exactly?

Speaker 3 (14:29):
What we were just saying is that when you have
to individually something, Yeah, you got to focus. It slows
me down.

Speaker 8 (14:34):
I was thinking about Actually Caroline's mom, she's so cool.
I got to hang out with her once at one
of our listeners events right on. Yeah, she's very very
nice lady.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah, well, thank you for the cookies and also be
sure to pass it along to your mom.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
Morgan gave us some gifts, yes, some beautiful gifts.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
Candle and that said on everyone's candles. This is you know,
Woody's last nerve. Oh look it's on fire, right, Yeah,
that's cool.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
And then Gina brought in some gifts.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
Yeah, everyone gets a bespoke ornament that I that spoke
to me for who their personalities are. And everyone gets
a very very practical gift. I mean I could tell
you or you could open it, or just could be
a surprise. The bag here, yeah, the green bag, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
I will Okay, let's see what Gina got for Sea Bass.
I got a bespoke ornament.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
I would like this.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
She's a big ornament lady. It's a chain shy.

Speaker 6 (15:32):
It likes manly things. So I got a machine saw.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Okay, the same and then and then what is that
a roadside emergency kid, which I'm guessing is everyone.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
Got a practical gift to leave in their car.

Speaker 8 (15:46):
Okay, well that'll go nicely in the cyber truck, right,
have a sewing machine?

Speaker 5 (15:53):
So is this jar also included part of that?

Speaker 6 (15:55):
No, that is from a listener, I believe.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah, that's from the from the Garcia is that they
menace you ran into Uh yeah yeah, I don't know.
The so nice, they're so cool, yeah, Bory, what was
the story there? They just had these guests for everybody.

Speaker 10 (16:10):
Uh yeah, the Garcias Ruben Garcia is actually a very
large individual and because of you and Menace and everybody
and trying to lose weight, he has actually started on
one of the medcations you guys have talked about and
he's already lost menice. What was it fifteen pounds in Yeah,
like super quick about that. You know what their gift

(16:30):
was to me, chocolate chip cookies. Yeah, yeah, those tates,
which are delicious.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
I love those. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
They also gave us individual greeting cards like actually handwritten.
I'm not going to put all that it isn't there,
but it's like written out very loaded us up there,
very nice, very nice, sweet and who's the panship who's
this U Snowman from?

Speaker 3 (16:52):
That's me?

Speaker 7 (16:52):
I made those? Yeah, no, meant for everybody.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Impressed.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
So it's like crochet and then.

Speaker 7 (16:59):
We say great crochete.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
Yeah, it's about one of its six by six.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Yeah that's great.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Now is that one? Personally?

Speaker 5 (17:06):
It says agent snow Bastion.

Speaker 7 (17:09):
Yeah, came with accessories.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
It's got a little t wow.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
I'll tell you what, dude, Sammy has one crafty bitch.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
Mine has a star.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
A cute name.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
No, it didn't.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
What did you call it earlier?

Speaker 6 (17:30):
Oh my little jue man Man?

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Okay, that's a name.

Speaker 8 (17:34):
Looks yeah, this looks like it was purchased professional. They
could be on a Natsy store.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, for sure, the.

Speaker 7 (17:42):
First ones I've ever made.

Speaker 6 (17:43):
And I started yelling at you when I saw it.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
I know believe that my snowman has a you know,
the top pad on, but it's got the Woody show logo.
Got you did that by stealing it out of my
out of my office.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Well.

Speaker 7 (17:57):
Some things, but no, but my personal That's how I
got the cartner seer for his h for a shopping cart.

Speaker 11 (18:03):
But no, that was on a Woody show hat and
I put it on there, sewed it onto the top
of the snowman, so it was official.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah, yea, so sweet.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
I'm going to eat another one of these cookies. What's happening?

Speaker 2 (18:24):
So?

Speaker 6 (18:24):
I love all this stuff. I think it's amazing. I
am my heart is warm. But I got to tell
you when it comes to gifts this year, like especially
for the kid, where we load them up and all
this crap in the house, we are leading well, thank
you because of me. We are leaning hardcore into experience
gifts this year, so I don't have to bring all
this crap home and it's expensive. Like we're got a

(18:45):
couple of theme parks and a couple of you know,
big shows, and you know, take them to Wicked because
I'm trying to get him into the Wicked.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
My wife's Wicked viewing counter is up to four wow.

Speaker 6 (18:57):
Serious.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah, she just went the other day because I was
like checking in her alone. Yeah, she went by herself, okay,
because her old excuse was I'm all, I gotta go
with the daughter and with my friend. No, she went
twice by herself so far she loves it.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Unapologetic.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Man, Yeah she went again.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
So do you do that for the kids? Like, I
don't want this stuff coming home with us, So we're
going to go out places. I got him little like
coupons like this this paper is good for one trip
to Oh that's cool, free BackRub exactly. No, I think
I think that's cool.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
I mean it's when you're a kid, you want to
see like a big pile of presents. But as as
kids get older, and I was, you know, my son's fifteen,
so you know, my mom and the grandparent like, what
do we do the stuff that they want is usually
something a little bit more, you know, expensive, yes, and
so like it's kind of nice because you don't have
a bunch of clutter. He don't end up with a
bunch of stuff they like right now, and then six

(19:45):
months later they're not even thinking about it, and he's.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
Getting one big like like gift gift. But that's the thing.
We just let the tree is like overflowing every year,
and the dopamine hits so fast. Yeah, and then it's done,
and it's like, well, now what do we do with
all this stuff he doesn't even want?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
See, my mom gets screwed because her birthday is three
days after Christmas.

Speaker 6 (20:05):
Oh that's the word, the day after Christmas. Three days
after Christmas twenty eighth. Oh yeah, does anyone care?

Speaker 1 (20:13):
I do?

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Does anyone else?

Speaker 7 (20:15):
People who love her?

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Yeah, people who love her. Yeah, they try to celebrate it.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
But that's your birthday. Your birthday's coming up.

Speaker 7 (20:23):
Yeah, my birthdays on the nineteenth. Then mine's pretty.

Speaker 11 (20:25):
Rough because my sister's birthdays on the fourteenth.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Oh wow, so we already did.

Speaker 11 (20:30):
The birthday thing, and then Christmas is coming up too,
So I'm in the middle of another family birthday and
Christmas December.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
It's got to be so bad for Sammy's family. Yeah,
go to the poor house.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
So much to do.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
I'm just saying that. So much obligation. Yeah, they go Birthdays, Christmas?
Those are those are those are events of obligation.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah, did kids show up to your birthday party as
a kid.

Speaker 11 (20:55):
No, I don't remember. I mean yes, but I remember
when you're doing it in October, right, But you got
to just kind of shift things around and make it work.
But I never got to do like bring cupcakes to
school for your birthday.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
I never got to do that because kids have to
do that. They have a summer birthday too, because all
the kids are on summer break, and so you usually
do the birthday party with the other kids either right
before school gets out or after it gets back in exactly.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
And just one quick question I have been asking for
a while and I have This has fallen on deaf ears,
so that kind of gives me my answer. But we
got our little holiday card this year, you know, with
Santa and everything is super cute. Do you guys want
it or is it going to go right in the trash?

Speaker 7 (21:33):
I'll take it. I love holiday card.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
Because to be fair, I used to throw peoples away people.

Speaker 11 (21:39):
Is there a picture, Yeah, there's three pictures on the
okay as lines of pictures.

Speaker 6 (21:42):
I don't want just a card.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
No, don't give me the letter of everything that happened.

Speaker 6 (21:46):
No, no, no. On the back, I have like two
puns and I love us. Yeah, okay, so raise your
hand if you want it. Just Sammy, I.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Want to see it. Okay. Well I'm not gonna I'm
not gonna lie and say yeah, I'm gonna keep it forever.

Speaker 6 (21:57):
That's why you want to say.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Threw those ways and people.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
Send them all right, So I put Sammy down and Greg,
for half of a card.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Does have a gift card in it, you definitely got
to send one of my wife by default. I'll see
it because my wife keeps all the cards like in
a like bawl kind of thing like so it's like
a that's a door right like that you have like
on a on a table or something, and then she
puts all the cards from everybody like in this bowl
and at the end of and at the end of it,

(22:23):
they you know, then you can throw it away sometimes
over the ball. And Greg, I've also seen this too,
where people have like almost like a tall vase. Oh yeah,
like it's a big, wide vase, and then they'll put
all the like a tall one and they'll put all
the cards in there.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Or you can do like a garland or a wreath,
you know, just.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
Like a little piece of wine. Now, there is a
chance if you give it to Greg that it may
last forever.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
It might, it might go in the sentimental box, right,
But not if it's just a generic, just a Christmas card,
and I don't.

Speaker 6 (22:50):
Care, And I usually write something like in the margin,
if it's somebody I like soil.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
You know, my wife forced me this year, despite the
fact that I let her decorate a week earlier than normal.
Right right, She forced me this year to do the
pictures for our card.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
What I got about that.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Which we normally never do couple of years I haven't done.
Usually just the kids. Right, Oh yeah, it's usually just
the kids, she pointed out. The last time. This is
the reason I, you know, caved and I went. The
last time we did a family picture, my son was
in first grade in high school.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
This was a professional photo shoot. Yeah, matching outfits, no.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
No smiling from ear to ear.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Yeah, no, we have a We have a family friend
that is a photographer, and so, did you go to
a park?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
What was setting?

Speaker 3 (23:38):
We go to her house and she does like these
like twenty minute like mini photo shoots, and she she
has a really good thing going on because as a
photography she sets things up for different occasions, so different holidays,
and then she schedules people twenty minutes. At that time
they show up. She has these basically like little sets. Yeah,
set up like in her garage.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
Nice and uh, you.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Know, she knocks them out, sends them out and it's done.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
But you hate taking your pictures? So were you seething
the whole time?

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (24:04):
When do we get to see that?

Speaker 3 (24:05):
I don't know what was your wife? What was your outfit? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Did you have typically wear.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Or mills multiple outfits? No, it's what you typically see
me here, like black either, but I forget what it
was polo shirt and then a jacket on top. Are
you serious with the jacket?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:21):
I didn't wear the hat. You didn't let me wear
the hat? Okay? Sports coat sport coat?

Speaker 5 (24:26):
No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
I don't own a sport coat. What are you?

Speaker 6 (24:29):
Lydia Deets from Beetlejuice that was the rest of the
family in like white button ups and blue jeans.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
They were a little bit, a little bit more festive,
but I was there, you were there was that we.

Speaker 8 (24:41):
Bought the dog like the dog was in their little baby.
But with AI these days, we can change your clothes exactly.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
Let's do that.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
I'm really curious to see what Sea bask got. Now
are these Is this for everybody or just did like
certain individuals?

Speaker 5 (24:56):
This is a combination. Yes, there'll be some gifts that
are individuals, some that are you know, kind of like
a hybrid like a group slash individual gifts.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Okay, okay, okay. So Gena came up with a great
name for this segment called Old Saint Dick.

Speaker 6 (25:07):
I was pretty proud of that.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
And after, you know more, track mind wanted wanting to
throw Sea Bass out of a window and then it's
happened on occasion with Greg and Sammy and everybody get there,
almost every reindeers. Bitch, what'd you say, fly with the reindeers,
Fly with the Reindeers out the window?

Speaker 12 (25:27):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (25:27):
Yeah, festive?

Speaker 5 (25:29):
I was not very firstive.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yeah, I think so put that on a pillow.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Merry Christmas tool especially Greg.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Why with the Reindeers? Bitch? All right, thank you boy,
that's your grandma. All right?

Speaker 3 (25:39):
So Sea Basses Secret Santa that's coming up for us
next year in The Woody Show. More off The Woody Show,
more more.

Speaker 8 (25:48):
Did you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
I'm not even gonna pause. He'll be right back.

Speaker 13 (25:56):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
So Menace was out yesterday at Biology in Irva, and
I heard that was a huge turnout.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah, that was awesome.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
And then a Menace will be on Sunday this Sunday
one pm at Rock and Bruise and El Segundo with
our friends at TCL Televisions. Yes, it's an NFL watch party.
They're giving away another ninety eight inch television this Sunday,
Rock and Bruise, El Segundo one pm. Get all the details,
just go to the woodieshow dot com and click on events. Okay, show, Well,

(26:28):
the holidays are upon us. Yeah, and a lot of
secret Santa opportunities, Christmas parties. We've done those on the
show before, gift exchanges and you know what's the other one.
It's a white white Elfan. Yes, thank you, huh, thank you.
But today we have our secret tend who's going to

(26:49):
be sea bass. And this is old Saint Dick.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
In fact, I had our friends on computer make us
a little intro.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Okay, sence, just see asses he.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
And your reverence to accept his jealous.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Nice generousness, love it care.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Now what do you have?

Speaker 5 (27:18):
Sorry, I'll go ahead and start with a this is
a group gift for the whole show. Okay, but I'm
gonna have Greg reveal. And because we have our fancy
closure there, which is of a good close stainless steel,
like a fancy thing you'd see for a turkey at a.

Speaker 6 (27:31):
You presented right the ingredients, that's right, secret, don't at
your leisure?

Speaker 3 (27:38):
All right, here we go, all right warm see oh
my gosh.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Lets cinnamon roll cost we out here? Have you had
these yet?

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Never?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Okay? Orgasm for your mouth, serve her up piece.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
And the immediately These are from the Costco bakery. This
we be know and and there are seasonal items, so
they do come and go. They'll switch them out with
you know, different cakes stuff. And now I put them
in the my little things for I just warm them up.
I put them in like a the oven at two
fifty for about twenty minutes or so.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Do these are the best, so good.

Speaker 6 (28:13):
You guys are so excited. I can't wain it.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
We'll see how big that pan is.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
Ooh yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
These were brought in once before, maybe twice, and the
entire pan was gone within the two hours.

Speaker 6 (28:23):
Everyone gets a whole one, it says.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
It says, serves six and that's about a half pounds
a piece.

Speaker 12 (28:27):
Yeah, it's so good, right, right, Stevie wonder good? Yeah,
oh yeah, dude, describe it. It's so McDonald's.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
Right, warmly and loamy and just bursting with cinnamon. Butter forward,
very butter forward.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Yes, so soft.

Speaker 6 (28:47):
The actual the actual cake part of the semin role
is not overpowering. It's moist, it's delicate.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Heavy, so good. That's the best thing.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Like, oh my god, I've ever put.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
In your mouth.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
That is not at all. That's great.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
By the way, Costco not a sponsor, but could be
for related and it related to Greg and related to
food News. I have a certificate for Greg because he
hosts the weakest link now and uh, one of those
things that we win the least link is Greg buyas
his breakfast, right. It has happened this year, So I
gave you this Greg.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
I forgive Greg for being too cheap to buy us
the breakfast. He owes us a gift golden frame.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
It's like how people give certificates for things.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, it's the Wizard of Oz and I got my diploma.
Just love.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
You're forgiving, not just for me, And the rest of
the show hasn't necessarily forgiven you yet.

Speaker 6 (29:39):
Greg.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Well, it's not going to not happen. It's just I
have to remember to do it right and I will
have a cinnamon roll. Yeah on hole, Yeah, he can't.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
He can't avoid those resist an old sat dick who's name.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Our next gift is an individual gift. However, I am
going to put a little bit of a condition on this. Okay, Sammy,
such a black plastic bag bag. This is just for you, Sammy.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Okay, Okay, boy, here we go.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
It's not a dead mouse conditional gift, all right.

Speaker 11 (30:08):
Oh Barbie Stanley.

Speaker 7 (30:14):
Barbie for Stanley Tumblr in bright pink Barbie pink.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Now, Sammy, that is that is yours to keep.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
Okay, if you can solve this math problem, I'll give
you till the end of the segment.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
That's why I gave you that one early, till the
end of the segment. This is a This is like literally.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Fifth grade math. You use all the paper you want
to do it, have no texting over she doesn't never
text open. So that's fine, sammy. If a triangle has
a one leg, one leg that is three inches, let's
say inches, doesn't matter what one leg is three. The
other leg of the triangle is four. What is the
leg of the third triangle? The other legs one and one?

(30:55):
One part of the triangles three, the other the other
triangle part is four. What is the I almost said
the answer? What is the third leg of the triangle?
And what's the area of that triangle?

Speaker 8 (31:06):
Because once you get the leg, I don't even know
if I know what that means the inside of it.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Right, I'm gonna save a lot of time here. We're
gonna save a lot.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Of time here.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
You don't you need to do give them the thing back?
I want to.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Let's not give up.

Speaker 6 (31:20):
Yeah, yeahs the whole You'll get the first part for sure,
all right?

Speaker 3 (31:24):
So did they They just recalled a bunch of Stanley's,
didn't they. Yeah, because people are getting burned. There was
like a big Stanley recall.

Speaker 6 (31:32):
Yeah, burned.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Just this one has all kinds of things on the back,
about how it's split a safety one.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Yeah, this is like Stanley recalls about two point six
million travel mugs.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
No it's not travel you'll be fun.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Yeah, yeah, you won't get due to a hiccup with
the lids. And by the way, when they package these
Stanley mugs, they know what they're doing. This is like
double wrapped. There's a inside is another thing. It's got
all kinds. It's like a it's like an Apple, it's
like an iPhone. Like the amount of packages specifically, it's
very nice.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
But what is that? Sammy won't get it.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
I will start working on that.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Christmas miracle. At least you got to look at all.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
Right, this next, this next one is a it's a
present for Greg and Woody and Gina, but it is
also a group present.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Clearly it's for three.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
People, like we can all enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Let's listen, okay, all right?

Speaker 1 (32:23):
It's oh yes, is that? What is it? The waving
hand guy a vacuum, A vacuum for the studio.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
What is the ambissle pet crow? Which has to say
what drive vacuum? So it's a carpet vacuum, carpet washing vacuum.

Speaker 6 (32:41):
We take turns so we don't have to fight over.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
Who doesn't yes with my vacuum over the weekend. And
I guess, like giving something present to your wife, here's
a vacuum.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Money, who wouldn't want to.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
I tested it here in the studio, just on my
little like three by four strip of carpet, two full
tanks of just the blackest water you ever saw, because
they never vacuum in here. Menace is underneath this chair
is like it's like a sedimentary rock of.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Genus.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
Literally has allergies from how much dust is in this studio.

Speaker 6 (33:11):
Yes, and I have glitter all over the place.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
That is the most incredible gifts.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
We do have a question, and I don't know if
it will make a difference to say, we do have
a question about the triangle thing listening. Is this a
right angled? Is the triangle right angle?

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Well, uh no, no offense to the texture, but by
definition it has to be okay, yeah, one legs three
you on like us four the other leg by the
by definition, everybody knows that.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Everyone knows that I know. That is why I asked
the question. I don't know if this is going to
make a difference is.

Speaker 7 (33:39):
A tooth angle or what are we talking about?

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Yeah, so that's a that's a acute question if you're three,
because that was part of that's for everybody.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
That's a great gift. That's all.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Now, speaking of cleaning and and what his wife and
again I want to clear something up because she even
she brought this up on when they had a last party.
I do not dislike what he is, whyfe whatsoever. We
get along in a lovely fash fashion. However, I have
a problem with how she spends money. For instance, on
four different showings of Wicked the movie merch yeah, one
d fifty bucks worth the merch.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, at least she And speaking.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
Of the vacuum she is, you know, the kids are
out of the house during the day, and yet somehow
there's a cleaning crew that'still necessarily laugh for some reason.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, we used to always make fun of that, that
she opens the door for the cleaning crew and they're like, wait,
you're not at work, and why are we here?

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Okay, what do you will counter?

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Well, she's she's working now a little bit herself right now,
no offense.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
I think that the cleaning crew will do a more
thorough job. I think anybody who has to do that themselves,
they do it just enough to like kind of geta
So I've got I got a couple of books for
your wife.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
This is here.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
This is for my wife and for you, but it'll
make your life better. It's a it's an American Girl
book like American Girl Dogs. Money. How to make it,
save it and spend it?

Speaker 6 (34:58):
Okay, appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
How to make it?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
What's your money style? Are you a spender or a saver?
How can you earn money? What's the trick to saving
for something big? And to being a better shopper? There
you find me answers to these questions and more in
this book. That's that's for you and your wife. And
for you and your wife what do When I was
looking on Amazon, just came up under my recommended things
when I saw this money book for girls. This is

(35:21):
for you, woody, and for your wife. Okay, for married
women only. Three principles for honoring your husband. This one okay,
this one, This one will make.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
It to the house.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
This is one of them.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
Is like how to seduce your husband, how to like
the skill of submission.

Speaker 7 (35:38):
Women written by a woman.

Speaker 6 (35:42):
Oh yeah, sorry, I spoke that.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
The sweetness of seduction. Cookie here, I got something for you,
that's right. And then this one, the Sanctity of Surrender. Okay,
surrendering to your husband. I love this book.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Mass This next one is gonna it's gonna be a
little contentious. You got to fight over this one, all right.
Another certificate and uh, I guess sam.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Is it for the group? Is for the group?

Speaker 5 (36:10):
Well, but only one of you, so you have to
kind of fight in battle like you know, uh, survivor
or whatever of what.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Kind of thing is Sea bask going to do for somebody.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
You can just open it up and take a look.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
I can read it.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Actually, Oh yeah, that's what you read that. Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (36:23):
It's one free cyber truck ride, the only yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Only one. He's got a chicken a bikini laying over
the hood of the cyber truck.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
Thank you a I again, we can't take turns, No, no.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
I will cut you if I don't get.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
One cyber truck ride.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
I like it.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Well, I know it's for everybody in the show, so
you have to like barter in you know, ideals, arm
rustle people for their back seat.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
Oh yeah, you don't want us all the piling together.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
No, no, I mean the person who wins, who wins
the free cyber truck ride can't bring guests. You guys
did negotiat.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Sammy.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
I've got you know, I've got one more thing, one
more okay, apple style Okay, and Sammy's still doing her math.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Give give Sammy the question one more time. Here's what
We'll give Sammy the question one more time. We'll give
her the break. Okay, We'll come back see what her
answer is. And we have one final surprise from old
Saint Dick Sea Bats and his secret santing again.

Speaker 5 (37:28):
So one leg of a triangle is three, the other
leg of the triangle is four. What is the third
leg of the triangle? And I threw in earlier, also
give me the area of the triangle. I think that's
that's a little too tough.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
This one says again.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Okay, but this is one the text eight O two
Sea Bass. Just because the triangle has a leg of
three and a leg of four does not mean it's
a right triangle.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
Retard that's not an argument, by the way. And by
the way, also, if one is three and one is four,
the the third length is by definition to determined.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Because it wouldn't be a triangle effic otherwise the text
you have to be explain it to him, Sammy, you
have your you have the clarity that you need.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Yes, all right, and then we have one more thing
from old Saint Dick that is coming up for you
next here on the Woody Show, Don't go anywhere. Explain
why would why.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Would you wish that on me?

Speaker 5 (38:29):
The translator of the English alphabet is what.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Value in that.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
You worry?

Speaker 9 (38:39):
Show?

Speaker 3 (38:42):
All right, well, old Saint Dick, he's vacuum is so bad,
so you could do it a regular vacuum, or you
could use the instraction, the one the trigger and it
shoots the water. Incredible. Yeah, all right, so we got
some nice stuff here. There's you said you had one more, Yes,

(39:03):
I have one more. I gave Morgan a little card,
a little present.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
But I also want to reveal something as Amy gives
us her answer to the triangle problem.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Oh yeah, how much did you pay for the limited
edition Barbie Stanley?

Speaker 5 (39:14):
Oh this cup again? This is a cup that has
the word Barbie on it. Okay, do you buy a
director aftermar direct?

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Bucks?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
No way?

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Limited edition? It is very people are going crazy for
these loose like some of the other ones are.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
I'm gonna say.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
One hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
You guys have overbid.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
It's only sixty dollars.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
I'd say, yeah, well, I thought most of them were
like more like eighty dollars number one.

Speaker 7 (39:42):
They're like about sixty cup Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Yeah, like sixty.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
But this is Barbie.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
But as she's giving us her answer on the math problem,
I want to say there was a special hidden present
to the listeners in that question, the ones who are
texting and saying that I needed you need to be
a right triangle.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
You guys are correct. That was sea best being wrong, which.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Is a gift for the listeners.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
Intentional wrongness for the listeners, because think about a triangle.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Let me buy it.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
I'm sorry the judges do not.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
If you have one like this one, you could you
could you could angle that triangle, you could pivot that
triangle so that third side changes. But if it's a
ninety degree angle, which is the.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Life telling me some crap that neither of us believe.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
To the listener, yes I do, I do mean a
right triangle. And if you had caught me on that,
I would have given it to you, Sammy, But do you.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Have an answer to Jesus Christ blood every time you lie?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
So?

Speaker 5 (40:37):
Do you have an answer for U?

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Sing?

Speaker 7 (40:39):
The other side of the triangles?

Speaker 9 (40:41):
Five inches?

Speaker 5 (40:42):
If it's a right triangle, that is correct? Do you
have a guest in the area.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Of that tribe?

Speaker 7 (40:53):
Can I get some help on the area?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Well, I'm.

Speaker 7 (40:58):
Is it degrees or just a number?

Speaker 1 (41:00):
It's a number.

Speaker 11 (41:01):
It's just a number, all right, twelve Morgan the background laughing.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
All right, what does Morgan? Do you know the answer?

Speaker 9 (41:08):
I know it's a square plus b squired equals see square.
But I haven't done the map. Do I need to
do it for you?

Speaker 5 (41:15):
Great, that's the length that's to find the Yeah. Yeah,
But the area though, it's one half base times height,
so that makes it a sure one half BASTEI. You'll
get back to that a minute. She's thinking about she's
gonna put in that Stanley money we have, Morgan on.
I gave Morgan a card. Yeah, okay, this.

Speaker 9 (41:33):
Is actually really sweet printer paper staple Let me open
it taped, just printed. It's printed in color. Thank you,
says to Morgan. It says quit here and get a
job at the UFC. You'll feel better, look better, make
more money, and be around hot guys.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Oh dove regards.

Speaker 9 (41:56):
Actually so sweet.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
And I have one more thing, one more thing for
everybody menace you love He goes. He loves clubbing more
than people know. He loves music events E d M.
He went to a Besa to go to Who did
you see David getto David Getta.

Speaker 8 (42:08):
Yeah, it was amazing, the whole crew man, No way,
I kind of saw it out of the corner.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
They have these things like it's a co two gun
that lights.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Yeah, well looking look at all the dust. Oh my
snowing in cool.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
No.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
Different colors.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Have you seen anything like that now?

Speaker 5 (42:35):
That would really get the dust off every really careful menace,
like just give it a quick tap.

Speaker 11 (42:39):
Face quick tat indurressive for too close?

Speaker 8 (42:42):
What I think that might be a bad idea, A
Stata electricity, just get all right, quick tap here we go.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
No, no, not toward anybody. Oh yeah yes, because of
the giant is way too cool for clearly can't handle it, you
know what I mean? Awesome.

Speaker 6 (43:01):
I've never seen anything like that.

Speaker 8 (43:03):
No, the second did that, sat Electricity just started going
off with my headphone that's.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
What I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
I don't want to shore out the board.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
Oh I might have because of the gas. I might
have cooled like super cool the TV, like the board,
the space time continuing, that's old, saint.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Wow, your reservance to accept generous?

Speaker 9 (43:35):
What did we get the answer for what?

Speaker 7 (43:36):
The area is?

Speaker 5 (43:37):
One half FaceTime site?

Speaker 6 (43:38):
So but what's the answer?

Speaker 5 (43:40):
Which five times three times four? Which is what's the answer?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
More of the show?

Speaker 3 (43:55):
What's wrong with that? It will be right back now.
If you want to win something this weekend, like I
don't know, maybe an eight inch TCL television. How about that?
You could do that On Sunday at one o'clock is
when of the all gets underway. It's an NFL viewing
party at Rock and Bruise Noise in Elsagundo. This is
for that big watch party, the ninety eight inch TV giveaway.

(44:16):
Other Woodies show merch to give away some of the
cool stuff too. Yeah, tickets are so fi things like that. Yeah,
so thanks to our friends over at TCL. But giving
away just hell at TV.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
It's awesome too.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
We got one of those things over in the kitchen
area again. It's it's as tall as a.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Person Yeah, so cool.

Speaker 8 (44:34):
It's mass so cool. And they just dropped the price again,
so under fifteen hundred bucks. Yeah, So go to ninety
eight inch or I know, go to tcl dot com.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Check it out.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Yeah, phones are opening at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can hit us up with the text over to
two to nine eighty seven.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Menace is doing this crazy thing. He's driving his dogs,
oh to San Francisco today. Just let you know, like,
if you're gonna, I think you can make it to
Elsagun no matter what or you're at.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
You could be in Riverside, Yeah, you could be in
Santa Clarita, you could be wherever you're at.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
And so Menace is driving this weekend up to San
Francisco to drop the dogs off. Yes, at your in laws. Yeah,
because I'm kicking off you know, vacation, right. So he's
driving up there. He'll be there Saturday, Sunday, he's flying
back down to go do this thing at Rock and Bruise.
Uh huh. And as soon as it's over, he'll get
back on a plane and go back to San Francisco,

(45:28):
right back to Sanerichon And then what do you do
from there. That's where I'm kind of lost after San Francisco. Yeah,
and then Monday, I'm gonna go take a flight to Hawaii,
but your car will be in San Francisco. And then
when I come back on land back in San Francisco.
Get the dogs dropped. But you forgot one party.

Speaker 8 (45:42):
On Saturday, I'm going to do a little meet up
for the for podcast listeners John.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Juice and Palo Alto.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Oh he just can't stop.

Speaker 8 (45:49):
Yeah, podcast listener or streamer. I will be one pm.
Get all the details at the woodieshow dot com. But
one pm Jama Juice and Palo Alto. Yeah, a five
to five al Camino Real.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Yea for the address and all the information about the
thing at Rock and Bruise on Sunday. To win that
TV just go to the woodieshow dot com, click on events,
do that cannon thing that you bought whatever what's called to.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
See if you can, dude, it's awesome. It instantly cooled
the studio, get right. I thought it was like, is
there something in here? No, it's just I hit the
wall and just knocked so much dust loose.

Speaker 6 (46:20):
Yeah, justice, that's flying around the road, doggy and.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
If if for nothing else, we should keep that around
for those days of the studio is like the surface
of the sun hote and we can immediately just cool
it down.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Rules.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
That was a that's how much of those things go
for Oh jeez, the Canadate.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
The cannon part is pretty easy because it's just it's
just a guess, you know, extension or said basically, it's
got a little light up led thing on it. That's
like less than one hundred bucks getting that CO two tank,
which like it was just like fifty sixty pounds, that's
like one hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
You have to then buy the tank too on top
of that. So oh, it's kind of like when you
buy the propane tank for your grill. Do they do
the exchange just like bring it to a place and
they'll trade it out right now, buy the tech first. Yeah, yeah,
of course.

Speaker 13 (47:05):
Yeah, you're smart, Woody, And we are into another new
hour in sensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Friday morning, you guys. Yeah, it's Friday, the thirteenth of
December twenty twenty four. Woody Greg Hi, menace Hi. There
is Gina greg Sea basses right there. Old Saint Dicky
Dust is still blowing around the studio. God, yeah, I'm
surprised you're not sneezing like crazy. The other one is
the most sense.

Speaker 6 (47:36):
My head inside my jacket.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Yeah, I know you guys. Yeah, Sam is here.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
So we got bored, We got Morgan, we got Vaughn.
Caroline's here. Phones open eight seven seven forty four, Woody
text us over to two to nine eight seven. So
one thing that we started this year in twenty twenty
four was the Woody Show Employee of the Month. I
just wanted to try to figure out a way to
acknowledge people, because there's everybody does a great job here.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
They really do.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Everybody contributes, everybody has the responsibilities, and everybody's really good about,
you know, doing you know, their part to keep this
stupid thing running, you know. And you know, I appreciate
everybody who works on the show, but the people who
go above and beyond, I wanted just to acknowledge them
with a plaque and with a sixty nine dollars monthly prize,

(48:23):
with the idea that the end of the year we
were going to award the Woodies Show Employee of the
Year and that person And I don't know how it happened,
but I'm pretty sure it was. You get a full paycheck,
but it was a full month, right, yeah, and so
but but look, I'm I'm I'm happy. I'm happy to

(48:44):
pay that to the person who is the employee of
the year.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
And I just want to say that everybody, I mean,
I think everybody has contributed to I mean Sea Bass always,
you know, you know, with what he does as much
as he can, you know, piss people off and Saammy
wants to kill him or you know, Bore wants to
throw him out of a.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Window, I mean the Reindeers.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Yeah, but I mean, like, you know, just the content,
the creativity and stuff, I like, you know, brainstorming with
you and and you know, coming up with different stuff,
silly stuff to just you know, make this job fun.
And I can't believe, you know, just how fearless he
is with certain things and the cart nark thing.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
And if you missed the if you missed the podcast
episode from the Fulsome Street for this year.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Oh my god, something new, wasn't that?

Speaker 8 (49:25):
Wasn't that the most listened to, most commented on, the
most commented That was the most commented on podcast from
the entire year.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Medical procedures for being done.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
That is October second, if you want to go back
and check, it's basically a sex festival in the streets
of San Francisco. And this guy had someone's fist in him. Yeah, oh,
there you go. That's one way to say, well, there's
so much more to it. And it was still able
to hold a conversation like that. We could say, I'm that,
we could say it's the rest of the stuff that's

(49:55):
going on and in and around Sammy A, the executive producer,
you know, you know, she keeps everything really organized, and
that's it. She's got like a bunch of different things.
Even during the show and uh, some of the stuff
with the things that we need for different segments and
loading those in and making sure those are all ready
to go for us. And uh, just the stuff that
she does off the air, with all the salespeople and

(50:16):
the promotions departments and all the other program directors from
our other stations and things like that. Does a great job.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Menace. What can you say?

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Uh, you know, he is always down, always down for
the cause, and uh out there in these streets try
to repping the repping the show and on social media.
I mean just constant. We're getting a lot of kudos
all the time from a lot of different people on
you know, just how how well the social media stuff,
you know, looks and how well it works, you know,

(50:46):
for our our sponsors and for you know, just for
what we're doing here on the show. So, I mean,
Menace does a great job. I mean Greg geez, moving
on to Gina No, I mean no. Greg has been
a hardcore contributor on this for many, many years. And man,
you give Greg a task and he goes all in,

(51:06):
Oh yeah, yes, you know, like if it's one of
these things Greg give us the list of the tackiest
things of whatever it is, or the Greg Gory Show,
things like that. I mean, Greg just knocks it out
of the park every single time. And I love the
back and forth banter, and that has continued for over
well over decade right at this point. Yeah, and then
we got Gina grad the newest member of the show.

(51:28):
It's been awesome. Talk about hitting the ground running. I
hate that term, but it really, you know, it really
says what it is. I mean, just coming in and
jumping into a team where you know, everybody has been
working together for a long.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Time and it's not easy to learn, almost systematic.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
No, it turns out she is just as inappropriate and
filthy and foul mouth and everything else as we are,
like off the air, just like right in there with everybody.

Speaker 14 (51:51):
No.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
I mean, you fit in beautifully, and you've come up
with a great attitude, and you've contributed a lot of
really great segments already just in the short amount of
time that you've been here. Uh so I thank you
for that. Morgan, My god, Morgan Morgan, I think has
really had a big year. Yeah, for sure, ye talked
about somebody who stepped up in many ways, but you know,

(52:13):
just in general Morgan with the stuff that she has
contributed to the show, whether it's morgasms, Bush or bear right, yeah,
getting tattooed. Yeah, yeah, I mean, look, and she's she's
made a lot of extra money I have doing doing
things like yeah, like, uh, what was it challenges? What

(52:36):
was the what was the food thing called the meal fortune?

Speaker 8 (52:40):
Well, I think she started off last year at the
end of the year with me baby burning food. I
think ye, yeah, I think gave her powers.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
To But she's another one who, much like Menace, is
pretty much down for anything. Yeah, and nobody on the
show has ever forced into any thing. You know, if
you decide you don't want to do something or whatever,
that's fine. But man, she is always the first to
put her hand up. She always got some pretty wacky ideas.
Some of them are like wow, okay, yeah, yeah, no,

(53:12):
I mean some of them yes, really usable, but others
didn't want to do it.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
So, uh, you know, we we always get good stories
and her reactions and stuff are great. And so Morgan's
had a big year. Vaughn, my god, Vaughn h with
all the things that have happened and Bort doing different things,
and there are you know, been uh you know, people
have had to take breaks, and so people are stepping
up and into roles that are typically don't do.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
And that's Vaughn.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Yeah, Vaughn jumping in and doing stuff, you know for
what Morgan typically does, or jumping in and doing stuff
you know we're boarts out for a couple of days,
or just jumping in there and always doing a great
job with the videos. So very much appreciate. Uh von Caroline,
who by the way, you guys, today is Caroline's last day. Yeah,

(54:03):
she's she's a dude. She's a youngster. Yeah, is she
the youngest person You're the youngest person on staff, yeah, yes, yeah, yeah,
And so this is the time where you know, you've
kind of do different things and you try different things.
And she's worked here for a while and you know,
the hours are rough and it's it's it's a lot
of work and everything, but she is not quite sure
exactly what she wants to do with life. And so

(54:24):
you're gonna be going and doing like some social media stuff,
right for some like E Byke company.

Speaker 9 (54:28):
Yeah, that's right, So some influencer marketing, social media stuff.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
And she's like teaching yoga classes.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
And volleyball coach and a volleyball coach.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Yeah, so she's got all this stuff going on, but
she has she's done a great job in there with
with Bort and it's a lot of stuff. There's a
lot of juggling and a lot of moving pieces and stuff. So, uh,
you know, I appreciate your hard work and I wish
you well, uh with the with the new job.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
I think she had the longest commute of anybody too.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
She did really, Yeah, she had the longest commute. And
I did you know, I I I collected quotes, as
you know, and there was there was a quote that
I was thinking about here recently and it's a it's
a quote from It's quotes.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Oh wait, hold on current account.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
I see. Okay, here you go, Greg with these with
these updates, like they have all these different folders.

Speaker 8 (55:20):
Yeah, it's so hard to search for things. Yeah, and
just in the notes since while you're doing that line, yeah,
e by you know whatever, do you need my address?

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
So anyway, when it comes to you know, figuring out
what you want to do, and people will say follow
your passion, right, and that's fine, and that's good. Mark
Cuban did an interview that I was listening to and
I thought he had something really good. He said, don't
follow your passion, follow your effort and you find something
that you're good at and you pour yourself into that
and that will develop into a passion.

Speaker 6 (55:53):
Oh I like that.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
I thought that was really interesting. So as you're figuring
out what it is for you, Caroline long term, you know,
I hope you help you find them.

Speaker 12 (56:01):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
And then of course we have Boort's I'm happy to
announce is the twenty twenty four employee of the weed,
no matter what, money in your mind and every up

(56:24):
in everybody.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
On board.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
H damn right all right, yeah board congratulations. I mean
what what what could be said about Bord? The guy
is uh man, he is. I would say, like, you're
not a thing. And I'm gonna use a Star Wars reference.
What was that thing that Obi Wan Kenobi was on
that bridge trying to shut the power down to?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
It?

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Was that the Death Star?

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:50):
All right, well you're that like that center, that core
where they're trying to shut everything down. Because I think,
you know, without Bord around here, things would be rough. Oh,
things would be rough. And so I mean, he just
does so many things, and he's you know, constantly going
and he's got a lot of stuff to do. You know,
even when he gets home, he's kind of I feel
like he's constantly editing audio and doing different things, and

(57:11):
he's like the operations manager for the show, so he's
coordinating a lot of things. And that's part of what
I wanted to bring up on you know, doing this
and talking about this was because there are so many
things that happened behind the scenes that if you're a listener,
you might not even realize all the things that happened.
So just to acknowledge everybody who helps to make the
show go around. But Bory, congratulations of the Year twenty

(57:32):
twenty four. So is there anything like to say in
your acceptance speech.

Speaker 10 (57:38):
Yeah, it's a giant team effort here and we got
a really good team. And especially it's been a it's
been a long year. It's been a long year, and
it's been courtnaing a lot of different things and trying
to and I have the engineer in the studio throwing
things at me right now.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Do you want me just to say I did all
of it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:57):
No, But seriously, thank you guys.

Speaker 10 (57:58):
Like everybody here is a great team player, and I
rely on so many people to help me out. Like
I'm very happy to be here and it's a great
team to be on.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
So well, there you go. There's your employee of the
Year for twenty twenty four. There's Bort and and again,
thank you to the listeners. It's it's been a year
of of change and it's been a year. I think
it's been a lot. I mean, overall, it's been a
lot of fun. I think we've had a lot of
fun this year. As we end as we end this year,

(58:27):
I think like the fun factor is definitely at an
all time high.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Yeah, and would you guys disagree?

Speaker 8 (58:33):
Agree, And I feel like been busier than every Yes,
we see other thing. You know, we've been doing this
for quite a while, and this is usually like the
tail end where people start phoning it in in their career,
and I.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Don't think you know, it has like a lot of ways.
We're just beginning. Yeah, it's a weird feeling considering how
long we've been doing this. Anyway, Sorry for the long windedness.
I'm known for that, but congratulations to Borton, Thank you
everybody who works in the show. Thank everybody who listen
to the show.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
We love you.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
We're gonna take a break and we're gonna come back.
I want to get an update going back to Morgan.
She's going on this trip, Yes, over the break to
Cabo with the random dude. Yeah, it's actually gonna happen.
So we want to know what your final wishes are,
just in case it should be documented.

Speaker 6 (59:18):
That's right, Oh, like a will.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Yes are just different things like hey, if this happens,
make sure that this happens. You just got to give
us some instructions.

Speaker 6 (59:24):
Okay, how many times the day do we feature dog?

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Who's the dog go to?

Speaker 5 (59:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (59:29):
Oh god, that's really tough.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Studio dog.

Speaker 5 (59:32):
Guys like you.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Would love that more Woody shows, Negre and Beig in
the Car and the Wires.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Show show.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
All right, So what exactly is this trip to Cabo Morgan?

Speaker 9 (59:59):
So it's right after Christmas, right before New Year's little
chunk of time.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
All right, So this is the trip that we've been
hearing about where this guy slid into Morgan's d MS
and said, oh, what are you doing. I'm thinking about
maybe going a trip.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
You should go with me?

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Ha ha.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
And she's seriously considered it. Now she's actually doing it.
We've discussed it a number of times, whether it was a
good idea or not. But she's a she's a grown
asked woman. She could make her own decisions. She decided
that she was going to go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:00:26):
I kind of feel bad for him because I think
he said that in the beginning as a joke. I
don't think he did, not realizing that I'm crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
No, that was that was a fishing comment. He was
wanted you to go. Well, good, I'm going you should
go ha ha. On the off chance that you say yes,
he's like, all right, great, let's do it. And if
you said no, then it would have been like ha
ha joking, Yeah, just jokes.

Speaker 9 (01:00:48):
Any normal girl would have said no, right exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
But but you're wild.

Speaker 9 (01:00:53):
And she's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
She's not old, No, she's not.

Speaker 9 (01:00:56):
I am I'm technically dying, last.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Chance for an ad.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Yeah, just turned thirty. Eggs are dying, all right, So
going going to Cabo, you guys already have some stuff
planned or you just got to kind of like wing
it when you get there.

Speaker 9 (01:01:11):
No, he has planned something for every day. We're doing snorkeling.
One day we're gonna do I asked for jet skis,
but he said those are too dangerous. And what he's
really he wants to bring me back safe because he's.

Speaker 8 (01:01:24):
Scared, or jet skis that day, like the waters of
Cabo or choppy Yeah you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Yeah, it's pretty dangerous.

Speaker 9 (01:01:31):
Yeah, okay, so no jet skis. But we're doing a
TV ride with a tequila tour.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Oh so you drinking tequila wildly ATVs. Now that sounds dangerous,
Mexico dude.

Speaker 9 (01:01:42):
But I'm a driver, okay, And then I think we're
getting massages.

Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
One day that will be a couple's massage, like in
the same room.

Speaker 9 (01:01:50):
I don't know. He just said, do you like massages?
And I said yeah. He goes, Okay, I'll bring my loop.

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
Yeah, this is not massage by another person. It's a
massage by him.

Speaker 9 (01:01:57):
Oh true, specify that. And then and apparently there's a
surprise that I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Yeah, that's where he takes you to the hole.

Speaker 6 (01:02:05):
He does that your head ends up in a double bat.

Speaker 9 (01:02:08):
He said, our room comes with a free cooler for
my organs.

Speaker 8 (01:02:11):
Ohe I vetted out the place that they're staying and
it is very nice, and it's in an awesome area.

Speaker 6 (01:02:18):
That's awesome. But Morgan, I know that's a super funny
joke on his part. But if you walk in and
the bathtub is.

Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
Full of ice, run okay, So don't drink the ice
because you get sick.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Yeah sure, Oh.

Speaker 9 (01:02:28):
Yeah, that's one of the places I'm not supposed to
drink their water, right.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Yeah, Cob has a ruth. Chris just bott Now have
you seen pictures of the room. Yeah, you're staying in
is nice.

Speaker 9 (01:02:41):
Yeah, it's very nice.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
One of those resorts it's built for couples. Does it
have like a like a hot tub of the room
that shaped like a champagne glass.

Speaker 9 (01:02:48):
Unfortunately we waited too long, well, he waited too long
to book it, so we didn't get the hotel or
the room with the hot tub in it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
That's okay, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Want what's the bed situation?

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
Two beds, one bed, one bed?

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Yeah, now you're gonna be like Sammy and sleep with
a pillow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Between you the first night?

Speaker 9 (01:03:06):
No, I would never, you would never.

Speaker 7 (01:03:09):
This is a stranger.

Speaker 9 (01:03:10):
Yeah, unless he's like a serial killer. Maybe I'll put
a pillow in between. But why that's weird.

Speaker 7 (01:03:16):
Okay, okay, a weird one.

Speaker 9 (01:03:18):
So he's gonna pay for me to go on a trip,
and I'm gonna be like, oh, let me put these
pillows right here.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
And you you are going in We we've discussed this,
but I wasn't. Sometimes I'm not sure if you're serious
or you know, you're legit. Yeah, you're going into this
with the idea that you you will be having relations.

Speaker 9 (01:03:35):
I assume. So unless we get there to it and
we just don't click at all, I mean yeah, I
mean it's looking pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
What was the update on the peer situation because wasn't
there a chance that she was going to be on
her period?

Speaker 9 (01:03:46):
And I mean, y'all, I'll have to give you real
time updates. I guess we'll find out later that is
still timing out to be yes, But I don't know
if I'm the same as most girls. But things fluctuate
about the couple days every month.

Speaker 8 (01:03:58):
And there's other options, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, Yeah,
your mot's not broken. Yeah, you girl, your butt's not broken.

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
First case scenario, is there a broken a couch, pull
out couch, any kind?

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
You know, it's like a yeah. I also don't forget
my buddy has a house down the street.

Speaker 6 (01:04:15):
Yes, you can sleep with him.

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
Yeah, he's a very nice tok.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Do you have any instructions for us, Like if we
don't hear from you, who do we call?

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Do we call your mom? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:04:25):
And you know it's funny, y'all. My mom is flying
out here to stay at my house while I'm gone
so she can watch my dog. Is I'm not awesome
and so oh this might be dangerous, but he's going
to pick me up from my house and take me
to the airport the morning that we're leaving.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
He's going to meet your mom.

Speaker 9 (01:04:41):
Yeah, so my mom will actually get support that wow,
which is funny that we're going to be leaving really early.
And my mom was like, do I have to meet him?
I have to get up that early.

Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
I love her.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
She's on the ball.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
So we'll have to get your mom's number just in case.

Speaker 9 (01:04:55):
Yeah, so call my mom first.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Do you prefer to be buried or do you want
to be cremated?

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Just a why?

Speaker 9 (01:05:00):
You know, there's I don't know what it's called, but
there's a thing where you can become a tree. So
if y'all could plant me as a tree, that would
be amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
Recover the body, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
Also true on the off chance they don't recover your body.
Do you want like some kind of memorial service.

Speaker 6 (01:05:17):
Celebration of life?

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:05:19):
I mean y'all can have a party, but don't do
like an actual funeral.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
I think those are lame, especially if there's no body.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Those are your big photo on it.

Speaker 9 (01:05:27):
Pick a cute picture, your high school senior photo. Just
go to a club one night or something party for me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
We just need to know what her wishes are, right.

Speaker 9 (01:05:35):
Yeah, so I think dog oh gosh's shaking my dog
Tom sea Bass. I think Sea Bass needs like an
animal companion to that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
That's a bad idea.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
I'm gone most weekends.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Yeah, I think the mom. I think your mom takes
the dog if she's willing to come out, fly out,
just to watch the dog. Yeah, I think for sure
that's the person that dog goes with.

Speaker 9 (01:05:55):
Well, she can't take him home. She's trying to sell
her house, about to be homeless herself. So your place,
I tell her too, But she has her own animals.
She can't bring you sabe.

Speaker 6 (01:06:06):
Wouldn't bella like a giant polar bear in the house?

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
Profect? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Will you?

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Okay, here's the question on the text. Will you be
updating your social media while you're on the trip?

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:06:18):
Until I die?

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
Okay, great start, But yeah, I'll.

Speaker 9 (01:06:21):
Be doing updates and then when we come back from break,
obviously I'll have a bunch of okay.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Some stories.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Tell Tell everybody what your social media handle is.

Speaker 9 (01:06:27):
It's at Morgan Victory.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
At Morgan Victory.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Yes, you're mostly on Instagram?

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
Hey if you die, can I still go to UFC
three eleven? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:06:40):
Yeah, your credentials supposed to be all sadd and stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:06:44):
That's the thing. I'm weird and I'm dark, but I
don't think death is really a bad thing. It's how
we see it as humans on Earth.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
So when when the story hits the news, we'll have
to play back. Yeah, he's here's what she said just
before were taking the ill fated trip.

Speaker 5 (01:07:01):
Don't be sad.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
Yeah, well, Morgan, have a great time.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
You will have a great time. You will repost.

Speaker 7 (01:07:10):
Who adult baby.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Brought in the Costco cinnamon rolls for Old Saint Dick,
secret Santa gift for everybody. And then Jeff g who
does the sports on the show, he just brought in
a big old delivery of portos.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
There's all kinds of stuff in there. We got more
cinnamon rolls in there. We got some other pastry stuff.
What else you see in there? Gina, Gina wasn't one
doing the un wrapping.

Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
We have playing croissants, we have chocolate croissants, fancy cinnamon rolls.
I think the guava cheese past.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
What Sammy wanted. Well, thank you to Jeff ge dude.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
So I'm seeing the story in the news about you
know how the FBI offered that reward to capture Luigi,
who killed the United Healthcare CEO allegedly right, So, the
NYPD and the FBI offered a joint sixty thousand dollars
reward during the manhunt for the killer. But it turns

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out the McDonald's employee who spotted Luigi and called nine
to one one to turn him in might not get
the reward after all.

Speaker 5 (01:08:33):
I saw this headline and I think menace.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
It turns out the FBI has a rule that a
tipster can't nominate themselves to collect the reward, meaning the
McDonald's employee would have to be put forward by an
investigating agency. They would then have to cut through a
bunch of red tape in order to make the claim.

Speaker 6 (01:08:53):
We give money.

Speaker 5 (01:08:55):
This sounds like, but I don't think that's going to happen.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
This is like when some he hits at his slot
machine and they go, oh, no, no, sorry, that's a malfunction.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Nothing for you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Well, that's your machine. You should have been maintaining it.
Just because it didn't pay out when you thought it
was going to.

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
Pay out, you want to still hit yeah, give.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Me my money. Saying is that.

Speaker 5 (01:09:16):
The headlines say, oh my.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Never getting paid blah, blah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
But all the story really says is here are the rules. Yeah,
but I don't understand the rule. I guess that's what
I'm I'm also confused about. So he because the person
paid with him five seconds?

Speaker 6 (01:09:30):
No, No, this is they're not allowed to say I
called it in. Do I get that?

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
Here's why I think that rule might exist. Let's say
let's say you know you're getting busted like this. This
guy knew he was getting caught this this shooter like
he was. It was just a matter of time. But
let's say you had a wife or whatever. You could say, Hey, Greg,
you turn my wife. My wife, you can turn yourself,
you can turn me in. I'll be here, and you
get all the money because I know I'm getting busted anyway,
at least you'll get your sixty grand Who cares?

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
I don't have a problem with that. I mean, maybe
they want to vet it out because the money is
for the capture of this person. So whether it's the
wife or some perfect stranger.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Who cares. Captain McDonald's person just tell a friend, Hey,
say you nominate me.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
But that doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 6 (01:10:10):
But why would anyone even nominate you?

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
We all know who's called it should be a nomination.
It should be.

Speaker 6 (01:10:15):
Whoever called exactly it's done.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
I'd give it to Luigi if he called himself.

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
Nothing in this story says that's not gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
Yeah, no, no, but they have to say. They would
have to go through a bunch of red tape, and
you know how the red tape thing goes. It Just
it seems stupid to even have the rule. I guess
that's my biggest issue with it, Like, why have the
rule If you're looking for this guy, somebody calls, he
gets busted and it's really.

Speaker 8 (01:10:35):
The guy that you're looking for. That money goes to
that person and the story, I agree, they should be
cash apped immediately, exactly right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
What's worth it?

Speaker 5 (01:10:42):
But see that's the thing they're gonna pay him because
the bad press is worth way more, yeah, and sixty
grand than sixty grand. Come on, man, sixty grand. You
pay out millions and millions of dollars to people who
slip on a sidewalk in the city or some other
dumb thing. Probably yeah, remodeled the office, right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. All right, more Woody show is coming up.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
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Speaker 8 (01:11:39):
Yeah, you can't win that thing. Also, they just dropped
on it. Yeah, under fifteen bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
CCL dot com evacuated The Woody Show. Well, we are
into another new hour in sensitivity training for a politically
correct world, and we thank you for being here today.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
Menace is our social media director. Hi, what's up everybody?

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
You should find us.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
You should follow us on social media, whoever you're at
on social media, looking for us at the Woodie Show.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Gina morning morning.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
We got Sammy, Marny, you got Seed Bass. We've got
the phones open at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
that's eight seven seven forty four, Wooding hit us up
with a text over to two two nine eighty sevens Now, Greg,
I know how much you love oldies.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
I do like hold like the fifties and sixties, so
I think you've been oldies in general. Like no, No,
I hate the oldie.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
I love dul What song do you think like? Epitomizes
like the just saying. I think the one that I
hate the most is do.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
You love me?

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Watch me?

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Watch it is Dave Clark.

Speaker 14 (01:13:15):
Five Listen, that's not the that's that's why version TURNI
cover and let's say that's Dave Clark.

Speaker 15 (01:13:30):
On tours exactly the dance h you didn't Leaven won't
be around And now I'm back today you go, I'm
going to do you wear your braw.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Bangers?

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Are you shopped at?

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
You to like this?

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
Because I love.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
All that emo crap that makes you cry great sell emo.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
And a gout of music. I think I realized why
I hate them. It's because I had this stupid job
as a teenager where I was a quote security guard

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at this dumb little store and they played oldies constantly.
Hated the job.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
As long as I've known you I've never heard about
this security job.

Speaker 8 (01:14:45):
And have you ever did you have to confront people
like Noah?

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
I might have mentioned it once and it was just
like this weird touristy boutique type shop and I got
fired from it because they said a leather jacket had
gotten stolen and it was quote stolen when I was
in the other room and in his size.

Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
So if you knew.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
When it was stolen, why didn't you stop them?

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
Well, so he doesn't necessarily like all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Do you like?

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
You like led Zeppelin?

Speaker 14 (01:15:12):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
I do? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
So yeah, a video got posted on YouTube of what
led Zeppelin would have sounded like if they were a
fifties man, Oh my god, and someone used AI to
redo their entire second album. So when it comes to
a whole Lot of love, right, so this is the
whole lot of love?

Speaker 14 (01:15:30):
This is.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Og all right?

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
So that's the og, right, yes, And so they used
the AI to figure out what it would sound like
if it was done in the nifty fifties. Yeah, here
check this out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
What I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
I'm gonna send you back to school?

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Went down inside?

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
Honey, you need it. I'm going to give you my love.
I'm going to give you my love. I feel like
I'm right now. It's not bad and it's completely aig.
So you don't like it, I don't like it.

Speaker 6 (01:16:27):
Sounds like Buddy Holly in the Crickets.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
Now, one more fun thing. Did you guys watch the
Police Academy movies back in the day, Yes, all of them?

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
So the sound effects guy officer at LeVar Jones I
got to meet him, Vel Jones. Yeah, Michael Winslow is
the actor who played who played Jonesy And this is
him because he dude, he does his led Zeppelin impression.
Oh yeah, completely, he does that. He does Jimmy Hendrix.
He does because he can make he can make his
mouth make any sound.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
It's so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
And this is again Michael Winsley, the sound effects guy
from Police Academy doing his led Zeppelin impression, complete with
guitar distortion.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Listen to this thing.

Speaker 12 (01:17:14):
That his mouth?

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
Who and that's what I'm singing. Not cool, that's his mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
So that's Michael Winslow. I'm more impressed with the guitar
than the singing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
Yeah, the singing sounded really good though, too. Yeah, not bad.
He's an American treasure.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
He really is. He kind of made a comeback. He
was on a g T a couple of seasons ago. Yeah,
it's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
Three two three a video got posted someone used a
thanks for the attribution. You'll be so pissed of a
news station. Did some radio show that happens all the
time it goes you never get your name out there.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Yeah, it's always.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
Local radio show.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
And by the way, I don't know. I don't know
the name of the account, Like somebody sent me the clips.
Go dude, check this out. Yeah, sorry, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what the account is. You know you
could do you could google.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
It, Google it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
I just told you all about it. If you're that interested,
you could check it out.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding, you could YouTube.

Speaker 8 (01:18:36):
It's almost the holidays, people lining up eight seven seven
forty four Wooding hit us up with the text over
to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
How dumb are you?

Speaker 12 (01:18:46):
From the WHI Show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
I'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
So much food in the studio, it's insane. Yeah, between
the cookies that Caroline left and uh, I mean there's
like all.

Speaker 8 (01:18:57):
This Portos, cinnamon roll sin and rolls.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
Listeners, Well, there's a new survey that has found that
about one in six people taking ozempic or a govy
plan to skip the injections over the holiday so they
can eat more.

Speaker 6 (01:19:14):
No, that's stupid, that's a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Yeah, that's the reason you take it, Yeah, is you
try to keep yourself under control. Greg has been a
mess this morning. It's just too much temptation. I'm so
mad at myself for eaton.

Speaker 6 (01:19:27):
And you'll still enjoy it, you just won't binge until
you pew.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
True, because they say you gotta be careful though, because
temporarily pausing could lead to not just weight game, but
also mood changes. Yeah, and digestive issues.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
So what you're saying is I should have that chocolate croissant.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
Yeah, yeah, dude, those chocolate croissants from Porthos are massive,
and then whatever those other things were there. They look
like little skinny, uh croissants, but they have like a
cinnamon and sugar on top of them and inside you
know when you get like a cheese danish, that cheese,
yeah inside of that, and it's super flaky but also

(01:20:11):
not dry. But yeah, not try at it's so good.
I tried one for the team, because everybody's like, what
is that. I'm like, I don't know, Well, let's try.
I'm so glad that I was the guinea pig for
that shot out to Yeah, shout out to Porthos beautiful Yeah,
eight seven seven forty four Wood. He hit us up
with the text over to two to nine eight seven.

(01:20:32):
I got some funny things that people have pitched to
be a part of the show.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
We'll see if you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
Can think which one's real. Well, we have a weekly
meeting here, staff meeting would show staff meeting where we
get together and we all discuss ideas, Right, what's everybody
thinking for next week? Usually do it like on a Thursday,

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and everybody's just like spitballing ideas. And some of them
are really good. Some of them are quite frankly, just
unusable because like I mean, you.

Speaker 6 (01:21:12):
Know, they go from unusual to unusable.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Right, Like I don't even know how we would do that.
And there's some of it's just ridiculous. Other ones are
you know, Raccoon News.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
I mean, some of them are awesome, but some of
them are really it's more suitable for a nationally syndicated
TV show with a multimillion dollar budget did.

Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
You just get like a like a field open with
like a bunch of production assistants.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
Cars exactly?

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
Okay, So I make notes obviously of everything, and then
I'll you know, take all the ideas and they'll figure
out what we're going to do for the following week,
kind of get like a rough schedule together. Anyway, So
I have some of these ideas. Some of them are real,
some of them are not. Now, you guys might remember
these meetings.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
It's not all from just the last meet all right.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
The ones that are real, we'll see if you remember
this being an actual idea. But this is more for
the listener benefits. I'll throw something out there, and you know,
is it a real idea from the show meeting or not?
And so this one, since Sea Bass thinks he's good
at literally everything, the question was how good would he

(01:22:22):
be as a thief? Like to send him out to
various retailers and see how many expensive items he could
shoplift and see if he can, like you know, get
away with it or talk his way out of it.

Speaker 6 (01:22:34):
It's not a bad idea.

Speaker 5 (01:22:35):
I don't hate this idea other than the fact that
I need a clean criminal record if I'm gonna do
these Sea Bess as a teacher bit.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
See that's one of the ideas came up with Sea
Bass being a substitute teacher.

Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
But I don't hate the concept in general.

Speaker 6 (01:22:48):
But was it a real pitch?

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
Was it a real pitch? Do you remember?

Speaker 6 (01:22:52):
I don't remember anyone saying that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
I okay, well that's a fake one.

Speaker 8 (01:22:57):
Really I thought it was real because we did do
that on this show that I worked on. It didn't
like twenty years ago. Yeah, I got a fac shirt
and I won the contest.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
Somebody had an idea where each day we would interview
an inanimate object from the office, like a stapler or
a chair or a paper.

Speaker 5 (01:23:18):
It sounds like either a Gina or a Greg idea.
It's like it's high concept and yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
Please interview an object and interview an inanimate object.

Speaker 8 (01:23:28):
I think I would have remembered, Yeah, I please tell
me it's not real. That one is not real?

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Hello mister. Yeah. It sounds very wacky.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
All right, So you know how they'll do like no
shave November. Okay, but do a month doesn't have to
be November. But the idea was you go a whole
month or maybe two months where nobody shaves down below,
and then we all all have to pluck one and

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then see who has the longest pube. I like that idea,
the longest pube contest.

Speaker 6 (01:24:07):
I think this is a nuclear mega as Greg would say,
real pitch.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
This was a real I loved it. I wish it ye.

Speaker 6 (01:24:17):
See me on the count of three, one, two, three, Morgan,
thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:24:24):
The What was the exact wording, Greg?

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Do you call that?

Speaker 5 (01:24:28):
Sammy used to describe this idea like disgusting, I believe,
or heinous, or like.

Speaker 7 (01:24:33):
Yeah, I very gross.

Speaker 11 (01:24:36):
The idea of them then somebody having just one single
pubic hair of each of us to measure out to
me was like the most disgusting.

Speaker 5 (01:24:45):
Thought on the plane.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
Sammy raised her hand and go buzz kill.

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
Here. This is my feedback.

Speaker 5 (01:24:51):
This is from the show we all did adult diaper
gaty right instincts over here. Let me have John China
on this one.

Speaker 9 (01:24:57):
Well, if I remember how it ended, everyone goes, well, Morgan.

Speaker 6 (01:24:59):
You can it by yourself, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
I'm like, okay, it was her idea.

Speaker 9 (01:25:04):
Yeah, but it's only fun if we do it as a.

Speaker 5 (01:25:06):
Also, you can do it right now if you go
to the men's urinal.

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
Yeah, there's always pubes hanging out.

Speaker 5 (01:25:11):
And this is what I did in my senior year
at college, where I shaved my pubes and glued it
on as a mustache for my senior portraits.

Speaker 6 (01:25:16):
Yeah, I got to see that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
What I just said.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
Somebody had an idea pitched in the show meeting where
we would all or some people on the show would
attempt to keyster different items.

Speaker 6 (01:25:32):
Also good idea.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
We were talking about those little mini cell phones. Menace
was talking about these little mini They're like, look you
think it would be like for an American girl doll?

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
Mic?

Speaker 3 (01:25:42):
Yeah, it's so big in prisons these days. Yeah, And
they're big in prisons and you can find them online.
And could any one of us here in the studio
fit one of those things in our butts or other things?

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
Like one of the things could we keeister?

Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
Didn't we have a gun that got smuggled into a
jail that way?

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Something?

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Yeah? Butt?

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
But gun? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Butt gun?

Speaker 12 (01:25:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Remember but good Old said, was this was the key
string segment? Was that a real pitch or was that
a fake pitch? Absolutely?

Speaker 6 (01:26:09):
Really I think that was a real pitch. I remember
this conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
Remember who pitched it. It was a real pitch. Sounds
like a really really pitch.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
It was you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
It was Sea Bass, a really pitch, I know, but
I thought you can what other stuff you were like?
He had thrown out a couple of different ideas well.
The cell phones number one, cause it's modern, but that's
something like when they would like represent drugs.

Speaker 5 (01:26:31):
Yeah, you'd have to get you know, baking powder or
whatever for cocaine and you know, because you hear about
cigarettes going that way too.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
Yeah, and then we have to go to jail to
do it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
Yeah, it would be cool if you got on those
jail because they have those jail skainers that are basically
almost X rays now, Yeah, because they know.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
Your tricks because it like, we've done Guess What's in
my Fat Role? Yeah, the fat Role challenge, We've done that.
That's a real thing that we've done. But this would
be guess What's in my ass? I love it? Hey,
guess what I'm guess? Yeah, I guess what I'm keysterring
right now.

Speaker 6 (01:27:03):
The way to be fair to me, I already front
keystered something on the show. So you guys, conduct that's.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Something that was made for that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:10):
It was not it was at least.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
So Gina got sent. We were talking about what are
those things called, like like the cop the period. Instead
of doing a tampon, you will put this cup.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Yeah, Stanley Pierre, I think I forget.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Anyway, So Gina had said she never tried that before,
and so somebody sent some and then she went to
go try it. She went to the bathroom.

Speaker 6 (01:27:34):
Was the halo?

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
Yeah, pubes are gross. Yeah, that's disgusting. But blood that's weird.
You have to bring it back and have.

Speaker 11 (01:27:45):
You guys like take shots of it there.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
Is all right, okay, how about this idea? Was this
a real pitch to the show weather forecast for other planets?
So we give the weather report every day, but for
like you know, different plant Neptune, Saturn, Jupiter.

Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
This is a menace high idea?

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Yeah, it's not. It should be.

Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
Is that a real idea or was it made up?
You guys remember just in case?

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
Yeah, I don't recall that.

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
I don't hate it, but I don't remember it being pitched.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
That is a fake pitch. It should be real, fake
fake pitch.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
What's that going to be like on Mars today? All right?
What about this one?

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
We call this one clip slip, so we would play
different clips until one of them is uncensored, so we
would get surprised and we have to listening for the
one where somebody missed an edit and then we dump
out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
I mean, do we already?

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
Yeah, just that's bored, right, Yeah, So was that a
real idea or is that a made up idea? That
real clip slip like nip slip?

Speaker 6 (01:28:57):
Yeah, remember that. I think it's real and I think
we should do it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
Okay, Yeah, yeah, let's play with fire.

Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
I know I think it's fake because we wouldn't take
that chance.

Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
I think it's been brought up. Yeah, it was pitched.
That is a real idea. And that's another one from Morgan.

Speaker 9 (01:29:13):
Everybody inspired by sea basses.

Speaker 5 (01:29:16):
Because something gets tossed, if something gets three, we can
at least have the defense of, hey, it was an
accident this way, No, it was on purpose.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
It's the name of the segment, right.

Speaker 5 (01:29:26):
I mean, obviously what he has a dump button. But
you know, things screw up. I was on a show
not before that got fired for doing just about the
same thing. They're playing their placed that they said, Hey,
FCC guests, well we're gonna play porno in the air
and then they screwed up and it went out live.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
They got fires no fail week, and that's how the
fail segment was started. Three two three. Why not have
this is going back to the pube idea, the longest pube.
Why not have listeners do this and compete for prizes.
Longest pubes wins a prize?

Speaker 8 (01:29:57):
Nice at our next party that Yeah, send us your pubes.

Speaker 3 (01:30:01):
Yeah no, no, we can do it live on stage.

Speaker 9 (01:30:03):
Yeah, we'd have to make sure they pull it from
themselves or they'd be cheating.

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
Yeah, okay, we'll have like a little bit to watch it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
It was just a one month thing, right, Yeah, yeah,
grow it over the course of one one month or
two months, depending on you know, because it grows pretty slow, right, Hm.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
Celebrity gossip but from the eighteen hundreds, So we'll kind
of like pick a date and kind of you can
go back and you can find like whatever the stories
were from that time. I love this. The juiciest scandals
and rumors from like, you know, two centuries ago.

Speaker 6 (01:30:33):
Troid left her handkerchief on Sir Damious.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
In the parlor.

Speaker 8 (01:30:37):
Yeah, oh, there was a showdown at noon Sack. This
was showing ankle on fifth Yeah, I kind of love this.
It sounds like something theater kids would love.

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
Okay, true?

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
Is that a real pitch or was it a fake pitch?

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
I totally would have remembered that.

Speaker 3 (01:30:52):
Yeah, I said you would have liked it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
I would have liked it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
Yeah, that was not only a fake pitch, but also
is from the theater kid.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:31:03):
Yeah, I think I think there are podcasts that do that,
like they pretend like it's their t m Z from
whatever they was.

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
And I'll give you one more Morgan Morgan, Morgan going
on the trip with the random dude Cabo, and so
it was. It was a jump off from that to
send Sammy on vacation. I'm gonna read this one verbatim,
to send Sammy on vacation with someone black. That's how

(01:31:30):
it was pitched. Was it a real or fake pitch?

Speaker 6 (01:31:34):
It can't be real because it's pretty dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
That is a real pitch. That was Morgan's idea.

Speaker 7 (01:31:46):
Wanted to be with somebody's husband.

Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
That's how West where it started. That's where it started.
I wrote it down. I even put it in quotes
because I'm like, okay, we got to remember this part
of it.

Speaker 9 (01:31:55):
I think we're missing a lot of dialogue that led
up there.

Speaker 7 (01:31:57):
I must remember this being so you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:32:01):
Are right to defend yourself.

Speaker 9 (01:32:02):
Thank you so much, because it.

Speaker 11 (01:32:04):
Was because I because I went on the trip with
my friend who was a platonic guy friend who had
a girlfriend. And so Morgan's idea to send me with
somebody's husband start a random strangers where starting move that
you could go on a trip with somebody's husband and
nothing happen.

Speaker 7 (01:32:24):
But it didn't really make sense to begin.

Speaker 9 (01:32:26):
With, Oh it did the original idea, the black part.
I really don't really know how that got in there.
I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:32:32):
I don't recall that.

Speaker 9 (01:32:33):
I mean, it's anyone else, no.

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
No, this And by the way, we don't go back
and add things later. That I even put it in
quotes means it happened in that moment. I didn't want
to forget what the quote was.

Speaker 9 (01:32:42):
But does anyone else remember the context?

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:32:46):
No, yeah, I don't. You don't know anything would have
led to that. I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (01:32:51):
I mean, hey, it wasn't my dumb idea, it was
Morgan's idea. You would have thought it would have come
from miss Boston I think.

Speaker 9 (01:32:57):
I think we're missing a lot in between from the original.

Speaker 6 (01:33:00):
Idea to do we didn't somehow, Oh, we somehow ended
up there.

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
I got Wood his brain somehow. No, it got on
the computer because somebody said it in quotes. In quotes,
that's how you play it. Was it a real or
fake show pitch? Which one was the idea?

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
Enjoy? Yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
I think it's a pretty damn good idea, don't you.

Speaker 9 (01:33:22):
You don't care, I don't care.

Speaker 6 (01:33:25):
Yeah, you're just the scribe to break in.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
No, what's the weather and Neptune today? Today?

Speaker 8 (01:33:33):
My favorite part five hundreds, Yeah, my favorite part is
the uncomfortable laughter from Sea Bass and Menace.

Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
We're laughing uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
No, not at all. I'm laughing at Sammy.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 9 (01:33:47):
Again.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
I love these moments. I'm so lost. Yeah, well, we
know we heard.

Speaker 6 (01:33:52):
I guess.

Speaker 9 (01:33:52):
I guess I came up with good ideas, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
Yeah you had some good ideas. Yeah, they were all Morgans.

Speaker 6 (01:34:00):
I texted. So what I'm hearing is that Morgan's good
ideas don't make it to the show, got it?

Speaker 3 (01:34:04):
A lot of them do, a lot of them do.
But she'll throw out like, oh, hey, by the way, guys,
Monday is whatever day it is, and you know what
we should do is we should find out you know,
who gave up their babies for adoption.

Speaker 16 (01:34:17):
Yeah, yeah, and they're black apparently. Yeah, right, exactly, let's
find out. Wow, but had exciting round. A couple good
ideas in there though, even with the fake ones.

Speaker 6 (01:34:28):
Yes, you think we should implement some of those.

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
Yeah, to get a quick breakaway for your vacation. Sammy
More Show is next hang up show.

Speaker 5 (01:34:37):
After the sales department takes their monetary piece.

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
Of fish and blood, The Woody Show back in a
bit show.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
All right, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 14 (01:34:48):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
See that's that's great about our audience. It's like we
talk about some of these ideas, whether they're fake or real,
these pitches, Like that's how our meetings work too, Like
something gets thrown out there, and you guys have been
great on the text, like sending other ideas back and
kind of building on something that maybe we just kind
of threw out there. So thank you for doing that.
We're always interested in your feedback. You can hit us

(01:35:09):
up after hours voicemails eight seven seven forty four. Woodie
even when the show's not in the air, every time
from when we sign off at ten am all the
way through the following morning morning. Just leave us a
message there or send us an email email at the
Woody Show dot com. But yeah, look, we're always looking
for a good idea. You know, some people better ideas

(01:35:33):
than other spot See, that's what I like about Morgan's
idea is that they're so.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Random they can lead to other things.

Speaker 8 (01:35:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
Yeah, and that's happened. That's happened a number of times.

Speaker 6 (01:35:41):
Yeah, that's how spitball works.

Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
Yeah, what do they say, there's no bad ideas in
a brainstorm?

Speaker 9 (01:35:47):
Yeah, that's why I try and come with a lot
so that maybe at least one.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Yeah, and we are Remember we were talking about the
where you can go online you can just buy like
a random box of stuff, uh, because it was an
under livered package or something that was returned. You don't
even know what's in it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:03):
You just pay. We're definitely going to be doing that.

Speaker 7 (01:36:05):
Yeah, the mail mystery box to show a.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
Mail call and then we'll we'll find out what's in
it and then we'll give it away to somebody.

Speaker 8 (01:36:12):
That was just something that came up as we were
just talking. But again we with the caveat if it's
really good, we keep it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
Well, that's what menict. That's that's that's what menict.

Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
What if we pay forty bucks for it and it's
a room bar or something like, we're not giving that.

Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
Do you think they really don't know what's in that stuff?

Speaker 6 (01:36:29):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:36:30):
I think of that when I like, do think they
open it and like retaped it or did they package
it up themselves?

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
Yeah? Yeah, like they to open it. And this is lame.

Speaker 6 (01:36:40):
It's like those auction houses that do the uh you know,
the storage units. They don't know what's in there, don't
they know?

Speaker 8 (01:36:46):
Yeah, so what we're talking about right now, Actually they're
starting to do like, uh these meetups where people go
to like some random strip mall and they'll just like
buy the boxes in person. And it's very weird, very awkward.
And I think the same thing, like the people that
are putting on these events that are happening at these
strip malls, they know what's in the boxes, right, everybody thinks,

(01:37:09):
so yeah, they're like buy this box for twenty five.
You don't think that they've gone into the storage unit
to see what's in there. I think they have, you know,
get a.

Speaker 6 (01:37:17):
A quick peak, but you're not.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:37:19):
I mean, that wouldn't be fair. Okay, I don't know,
That's what I'm saying, Like, is that legal to do that?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:37:25):
Yeah, but they just did.

Speaker 8 (01:37:26):
There was this huge story where storage Wars is based on,
just just recently, where this guy bought a storage unit
and somebody's grammy was in there.

Speaker 3 (01:37:35):
Sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:37:36):
Yeah, they they bought it and then there was all
this drama over it and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:40):
Did you see, By the way, speaking of auctions, we
had seen a bunch of different auctions over this past year,
but did you see we're one of the most dangerous
toys of all time sold at auction. Back in nineteen fifty,
the guy behind Erector Sets, he came up with this
new science kid for kids called the Gilbert U two
thirty eight Atomic Energy Lab. Yeah, yeah, I saw, and

(01:38:00):
it came with actual uranium nic Yeah. So it had
four glass jars each with a small amount of radioactive
material inside, so you can use these Geiger counters to
test the radiation levels. And it really wasn't that dangerous
as long as you didn't open the jars. But you'd
know there was a ton of kids who cracked open
those jars out of curiosity. Oh yeah, and so they

(01:38:21):
say beside lawn dards, this was the most dangerous toy
of all time.

Speaker 6 (01:38:25):
That I agree.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
We ended up getting pulled thanks to government restrictions. But
these sets are hard to come by, especially when they're
in good condition and one recently solid at auction. And
how much did it go for now retail price back
in day forty nine fifty, which is a lot of money.

Speaker 6 (01:38:43):
Back then expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
Let's say forty nine thirteen.

Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
Thousand, two hundred dollars. Okay, cool, Yeah, so forty nine
fifty back in the day would have adjusted for an
inflation like six hundred and fifty bucks. Nice in today's dollars. Yeah,
it's sold for thirteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:39:01):
It's like Johnny Bag of Glass idea.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
Shows coming up. Now back, all right, welcome back everybody, Hey,
and a happy Friday to you Friday. You know some
people are weird about today. That's Friday, the thirteenth, December,
the thirteenth, Gregory, it's National Cream Cheese Frosting Day.

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
Lather all over.

Speaker 3 (01:39:28):
It is also greg this is for you National ice
Cream Day. Oh my god, best day ever. I'm about
ice cream with a big old like blob of cream cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
Frosting on top of carrot cake.

Speaker 3 (01:39:43):
I would do yes. Also, it's National Cocoa Day, It's
National violin Day and National Horse Day. So congratulations. Medic
was saying, we should give a shout out to Sarah
Jessica Parker every year.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
Every year. She's very say that.

Speaker 3 (01:40:05):
Speaking of busted looking people, do you see Saloni Sleiny
Gomez got engaged that Benny Blanco guy, Yeah, looks like
the bottom of someone's shoe.

Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
On a good day.

Speaker 7 (01:40:16):
Everyone loves him. They say he's.

Speaker 3 (01:40:17):
Great, he's beloved. He may be a great you have
to be a great guy. He might be a super
nice guy when you look like a can of smashed
a holes.

Speaker 8 (01:40:27):
Dogging this though, we need to support like beautiful women
getting with you.

Speaker 7 (01:40:33):
Know, nice guys.

Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
Guy, That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 6 (01:40:36):
So you guys are the a holes because she's the
you know, top of her game.

Speaker 3 (01:40:39):
And this is just always surprising. It's always surprising when
he sees something.

Speaker 7 (01:40:43):
Like that, Yeah, yeah, that she's not super vain dude.

Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
People look at my my wife and think the same thing,
like what are you doing? Especially if you don't know
me at all and you like you just see us,
like you know, a stranger looks at the two of
us and goes like, how did that happen?

Speaker 6 (01:40:58):
She's a saint.

Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
Yeah, well, let's not get crazy. That's not true either.
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell says the league's relationship with Rock
Nation has not changed despite the rape allegations against jay Z.
In fact, it looks like Beyonce is going to have
more time than usual for her Christmas Day game halftime performance.
The NFL is extending its intermission to give her a
longer show, like a typical halftime at the NFL games

(01:41:22):
or like twelve to fifteen minutes something like that, but
this is going to be around twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
Oh wow, yeah long.

Speaker 3 (01:41:29):
Bad news for the Golden Bachelor Jerry Turner. He announced
that he has bone marrow cancer. That's us, but he
is still sticking to his same routine includes playing pickleball
three times a week as old people do, walking three
miles twice a week. His doctors just told him to
cut down on the alcohol and sugar.

Speaker 1 (01:41:48):
Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:41:49):
Oh, well, yeah, so I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
Like, I mean, that's the worst part. Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
Yeah, Robert Downey Junior is getting paid getting that bag
to play Doctor Doom in the next two Avengers movies.
Variety says that Anthony and Joe Russo they're making eighty
million dollars to direct the movies, and that Robert Downey Jr.
Is making quote significantly.

Speaker 1 (01:42:12):
More good Wow. God.

Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
He also gets private jet travel, security, a trailer encampment
on the set and they already made a note of this.
He was already like with the ones they've already done.
He's made somewhere between five hundred and six hundred million
dollars from the franchise. Oh god, and is by far
the highest paid member of the MCU. As he should be.

(01:42:35):
What a comeback as he should be. Seriously, Speaking of movies,
Jim Carrey has said that in the past that he
was probably done with the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, but
it turns out he's coming back for Sonic the Hedgehog
three because he quote bought a lot of stuff and
needs the money. I love that, Yeah, he Sonic the
Hedgehog three is coming out on the twentieth.

Speaker 6 (01:42:57):
When Steve Martin was doing all those crazy dumb to
support his art habit.

Speaker 1 (01:43:01):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:03):
Jeremy Renner is writing a book about the snowplow accident
that almost killed him. Also, there was a four part
docuseriies about Saturday Night Live that's hitting Peacock on January
the sixteenth. And finally here, Elton John says marijuana is
addictive and a gateway drug.

Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
Quote.

Speaker 3 (01:43:18):
Legalizing it in America and Canada is one of the
greatest mistakes of all time.

Speaker 1 (01:43:22):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
Elton John. In an interview with Time magazine, which claimed
him to be the Icon of the Year, he says, quote,
I maintain that it's addictive. It leads to other drugs,
and when you're stoned, and I've been stoned, you don't
think normally. He had a quote, you make terrible decisions
on drugs, And it really upsets me thinking back at
how many people I probably heard.

Speaker 6 (01:43:42):
Oh, but that's one person's opinion.

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
But I agree that it's addictive.

Speaker 3 (01:43:47):
Well, everything can be exactly. I went to that bowling party,
I joined the league. Everything. Everything's addictive, all right, Well,
time for your birthdays and your Friday Parto birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
We're going It's Shivers Day.

Speaker 13 (01:44:03):
We're gonna sit because she was like, it's Shivers Day,
and you know what, we don't.

Speaker 3 (01:44:06):
Get birthday starting with the birthdays and happy Birthday ninety nine.
Today is Dick van Dijk first of all Van Dier.

Speaker 1 (01:44:17):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:44:18):
They've been hoping he was gonna make ninety nine for
a while, Like he just did something with Coldplay.

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
Chris Martin see that. Yeah, you know what, I actually
kind of loved it. Yeah, I thought it was.

Speaker 3 (01:44:27):
Taylor Swift is thirty five years old to day. Steve
Bushemi is sixty seven. He got Tom DeLong from Blank
one A two, who's forty nine. Jamie Fox his new
specials out talking about that health thing that he went through.
He's fifty seven. Amy Lee, the singer for Evan Essence,
is forty three. Catherine Schwarzenegger, Miss Chris Pratt, is thirty five.

(01:44:48):
Rex Ryan, the ex NFL football coach, the TV talking
head and foot enthusiast he loves. He's sixty two. He
got Nimi Leaks, who is fifty seven. She was on
the Real Housewives of Atlanta at reoccurring roles. I guess
on what Glee and some other shows, right, and you
got ted Nugent, who is seventy six today. Your Parno

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birthday is Cecilia, and she's had more pipes in her
mouth than Frosty the Snowman Wow in three and twenty
nine fine films, including Catholic Cutie Goes Crazy at Christmas.
She was a lovely day for an orgy. It is
also finger banging fun in the Sun. She was in
Lesbian Sandwich with Zero Calories. Also fornication vacation and who

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can forget her unforgettable role in Welcome to the Club
where the blondes have no morals and the sex is
so dirty. That is Cecilia, who is thirty eight years
old today. And that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Friday morning. Look at what's happening
in the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:45:52):
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:45:57):
Well, that's going to do it for this hour. That's
going to do it for today's show. And that's gonna
do it for the week Ladies and gentlemen. It is
time two weekends do that, all right? So after today
we are on holiday break, we'll be back We're a
brand new show on Monday, January sixth, twenty twenty five,

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which sounds kind of funny.

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
Yeah, But the meantime.

Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
There will be shows on the air each morning, and Gregory,
you know what we always say, if you haven't heard it,
it's new to you, it's new to you. So and
this is an unrated time. Everybody's busy with holidays and
traveling and everything else, and quite frankly, it's a waste
of our efforts. Yeah, Jean, you hear how much we
put into the show. It's a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
It's a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:46:39):
It's a very impressive thing. It's like building a rocket
ship every day, you know much. Anyway, on today's podcast,
Old Saint Dick Sea Bass bought us some gifts. We
didn't know exactly how that was gonna go because it's
Sea Bass buying the gifts for individuals on the show.
We also awarded the WO Show Employee of the Year
ug Yeah, winter of one month salary. We got the

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update on Morgan's trip that she's going to have here
over the next couple weeks to Cabo with the random
mystery fella, the listener that she met one time. Yeah,
and now they're going on this Cabo trip, so we
got her final wishes, that and more. It's on the
Friday podcast. Just hit up the Woodieshow dot com. Anything
you need from us between now and when we get

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back with the new year, you can leave on the
after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You
can also send us an email email at the woodieshow
dot com and metas would love it. It would be
your holiday gift to him if you would find us
and follow us on social media, whichever platform does it
best for you. Just look for us at the Woody Show. Yeah,
all right, Greg Gory, get us out of here. Some

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parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 1 (01:47:46):
Yeah, he sees you when you're sleeping, and he knows
when you're awake, So he kind of sounds like a stalker,
ya does damn a good question?

Speaker 3 (01:47:56):
Would you rather be in the woods with a bear
or Santa Claus?

Speaker 7 (01:48:03):
Santa Claus?

Speaker 3 (01:48:04):
Yea, yeah, but he sees you when you're sleeping and
he knows when you're away. More creepy than just some
average guy weird weird.

Speaker 7 (01:48:13):
Well, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:48:15):
I trust him, you know, I stuff your stocking is just.

Speaker 7 (01:48:19):
A very jolly man your will.

Speaker 3 (01:48:22):
Yeah all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory do it.
Thank you so much for giving the show some of
your valuable time this week. You know we love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch back here next week. Have a great weekend.

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S M D Double M by Great Friday Mo