The Woody Show December 17th 2024 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's a dude.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
To the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
I believe.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity training class is now in session.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Hey, good morning, everybody, morning wood Today is Tuesday. It's
December the seventeenth, twenty twenty four. We are the Woody Show. Yeah,
thanks for being here giving us some of your valuable
time this morning. My name's Woody. That's great, Gory. We
got Menace, what is up here? We got Sammy, We
got Sea Bass Bort and Caroline Morgan, Vaughn gang is

(01:06):
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(01:26):
dot com. Yeah, coming up for you on the show today.
Greg's got a Tuesday takeover for us. Also going to
play around of the Dirty Minds game. Agent Sebastian trolling
the parking lots, trying to get people, do the right
thing and return their cards. Got some woody show cart
and arcs and Sea Bass will have some audio from
the Naked Bike Ride always stinky and gross. That is

(01:51):
coming up for you this morning, you know. Greg and
recently said that he's become a lot more he's been
taking the whole approach of Yolo, which I know is
that seems so many like years ago. Now Yolo was
really a big deal. Auverer of years ago. I was
gonna say almost ten years ago. Yeah, you gotta Yolo.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
The reason I'm so Yolo lately is I found out
that yet another let's say, kid from my class in
high school died. Kid, yeah, well he was a grown man.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Now, somebody who's currently in that school, know, anybody went
to the school of used class, somebody in my class.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
And considering my graduating class was only two hundred and
two people, and I think there's about there's over ten.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
That I've already died.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
I want to say, like twelve, some car accidents, some
heart problems, whatever the case, health issues.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
And when I heard about.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
That, I made it a concerted effort to get more Yolo,
you know, because I've always been so obsessed about the
future and you know, being overly caustious and overly thrifty
and overly that I thought, you know what, I kind
of want to just when I die, I don't want
to have leave my fortune behind. Not that I have

(03:05):
a fortune, but I don't want to leave what I
have behind, you know. I want to use what I
have and enjoy what I have.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, you get this reminders every once in a while.
It's good perspective to have.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
It is it fades unfortunately, because you get into that
mode and then you kind of get out of that mode. Yeah,
but I'm hoping this will last a while longer.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I had a thought recently about, you know, because as
my kids are getting older and my son's going into
high school and things like that, the natural just evolution,
not evolution, but the natural timeline of things. You know,
my parents, their grandparents died, and so therefore it was
then their parents, and then their parents are gone and

(03:42):
then next is you like, that's a trip, you know,
and I'm very I'm very fortunate both my parents are alive.
I haven't experienced that yet, but yeah, because then it's
like you're up. I know, my dad kind of struggled
for a little while with that that idea, Like, dude,

(04:04):
now you're in the waiting room. Yeah, a shopping block. Yeah,
so weird. So yeah, dude, you know, yolo yolo yo.
Like you said, don't be reckless about it, but how
are you yoloing? Greg? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yeah, Like I'm not overthinking at stuff that I buy.
I'm not overthinking oh what about tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's a little not irresponsible. Yeah, I'm not being reckless
by any means, but just not being as like you know,
that's such a miser like he was before, not.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Not being overly worried about stuff. Yeah, I'm trying. It's
a it's a work, it's a journey.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
It's hard. What do you guys think? Just speaking of
high school, because some friends of ours, the husband had
to go to his wife's like twenty year high school
reunion this past weekend. Cool sent me a picture. Looked awful.
He was like, you've always been answer. Yeah, yeah, well
I'm putting it out. I'm putting this out to the room.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
I I went to my tenuere had a blast. It
was so much fun.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
But has it everybody has it kind of been like
the magic of a reunion? Has that been lost because
of social media, everybody knows what everybody looks like and
what's going on in their lives.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
I guess the surprise of what people look like currently,
I guess that is gone. But it's a meeting up
with people in person was super fun because you're not
just going to have those conversations through social media.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
And was it awkward, like did people walk up and
just have conversations with somebody? No, well, I did think
it was awkward. Awkward because of social media because you're like, oh,
I didn't even realize that person was even paying attention
to what I was posting online, and so they would
bring up things that happened in your life and then
you got to discuss them.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
So that was super fun. I missed my twenty year
I was in Amsterdam, and luckily, that same night that
it was happening, some friends I went to high school
with that I graduated with were in Amsterdam at the
same time, so we kind of had our own like
little mini reunion that night and we got wasted nice.
We pretty much drink the whole minimart.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
To ask Sammy, I know she's probably all in on
the high school reunion stuff. I would love to be
se the of her life. Yes, except for.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Our ten year reunion was a huge fail that didn't
end up happening because we didn't realize that who we
nominated as our president, who would then be in charge
of the reunion, was Mormon. And then our reunion was
volunteering community service.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, that was.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
You got contacted about doing community service.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
For our reunion and then it just didn't happen.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
The key is you got to get somebody that's kind
of cool and kind of responsible at the same time.
You know, he can't get like the jock who's like
doesn't even know how to basically write down his own name,
because he's not going to know how to coordinate.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Because his friends.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
There's two people that are nominated to you know, keep
it going and put them together every year. And it's
you're a class president and then like the treasurer that
keeps you know, that handles the money because you do
have to pay to help put it on.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
You got to pay to go to your high school union.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Yeah, yeah, they can't just rent.

Speaker 7 (07:12):
Yeah, I have to buy a ticket.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Most recent I guess that was true. I didn't think
about that a person. Yeah, it makes sense. I just
not' I don't think about it. Yeah, you get a
couple of drinks.

Speaker 8 (07:22):
You guys are you guys are doing it all wrong
my reunion. So every every whatever the reunion time may
or whatever the hell it is, they you know, they
will do it on campus.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
So like the.

Speaker 8 (07:33):
Five years will be over in this area and the
ten years will be in this area. Okay, so he's
a money saver, right, it's a money saver, organizational saver.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Well, you're graduating. How many people in your class?

Speaker 8 (07:44):
Roughly like one hundred and five ish we're in my
class graduated in eight eight, so.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
One's knowing in my class.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yeah, I think there was about four hundred something.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Four year did you graduate? I could see it being
a problem, but you really graduate same as Menace.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yeah, we didn't have a five year though, only ten year.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
We didn't. I could see it.

Speaker 8 (08:12):
Like if they were a big school where there's thousands
of kids, I could see that being a problem. But
for our we have a large campus and you know,
only a couple of one hundred something people per class,
so that makes it's easier to do it all. You went,
I went to the five year Yeah, huh.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
That's surprising. I wouldn't. I wouldn't see you as a
guy going to the reunion because people are still hot twelve.

Speaker 8 (08:33):
High school. Yeah, but also my high school was three
blocks from my house. Ops, that's no reason. I mean,
it's not like a big deal to do. Yeah, yeah,
I mean, I just, uh, I don't get the people
that are so anti.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Well, I'm anti for reasons. Obviously, I went to a
different high school, mostly boarding schools. Throughout high school. I
spent my freshman year at a public high school New Jersey,
sophomore year at a boarding school in Oregon, junior year
at another boarding school in Alabama, and then my senior

(09:09):
year at a public school in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
So rare.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
But that's the reason that I'm not. And by the way,
I did watch that other documentary series that you told
me about Team Torture, Inc. I think it's called with
Them where they had that bad baby chicken there the
Turnabout ranch that she went to, and then Paris Hilton
was in there. Yeah, you know, those are the kind
of places that I was in other than those two

(09:37):
public schools. So it's like, dude, unions, Oh no, thank
no thanks. So that's I mean that obviously you can
see why I wouldn't be. But even when Facebook started.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
It did, like Mena said, it killed the whole excitement
of seeing what people look like. Yeah, but it's totally
different in person.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
But I don't even have curiosity before I got into that,
you know, hell situation with the morning school stuff. From
kindergarten through my freshman year, I was with all the
same kids. I don't have any interest in them whatsoever
unless they're the people that I already kept in touch with.
Not even Melissa Horowitz, but I kept in touch with
her and my friend Joe. There's a couple of people

(10:16):
that I kept in touch with, but everybody else, like,
I don't care to rekindle that part.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
I'm sure there's people that you forgot about, though. There's
plenty of people that randomly come up and you're like, I.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Forgot about that.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
But if you were at a reunion, you'd be like, oh, well,
that happens at the reunion, right, hey, Greg, what's up?

Speaker 6 (10:38):
Like, not just out of your memory, but even being
face to face with them, you didn't remember who they were?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Nothing, Okay, you don't prep look no, and uh here
here's something else. I agree because I I view high
school reunions. This way, it's a gathering of people that
peaked in high school. Because the people that were most
interested in going back for the high school reunions. I
would see more of a college reunion being a thing

(11:04):
because you chose what school to go to. You chose,
you know whatever. High school is kind of like not prison,
but like your elementary school, you have to be there.
It's based on where you live. You're stuck with these people.
There was no choice. No, I think there was no choice.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
You feel that way, you know, I'm.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Just thinking out loud.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
I think that's easy out for people to say when
that didn't have a good experience in high school.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
So they're like, oh yeah, but I kind of feel like,
you know, like the but the whole thing about these
are all the people who'd be most excited about a
high school were two groups of people. One the I
peaked in high school people, or two the people who
were losers in high school who now have made themselves
into a success and they can go back and up
like and you'll face and your face to all those

(11:52):
people who were peaked in high.

Speaker 8 (11:53):
School with medicine, I it's neither of those things. It's like, hey,
we went our separate ways. We all, you know, went
to college, different places, different things, and it'd be interesting
to see what you're up to.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, it's just curious. And I could see I could see, uh,
seed bad, I'm sorry. I could see Mena go into
these things. I'm really surprised that Sea Bass would go.
I would just doesn't seem like, you know, something he
would do.

Speaker 8 (12:13):
Yeah, I mean I was because because I didn't go
to the same school as anybody went to high school with. Right,
No one went to my you know, even the same city,
so I just lost track of people.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, I mean it's just interesting. You know, guys play football.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
I mentioned this before a bunch of times, but my
whole high school class there is a Facebook group that
we're part of and then we updated all the time.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, we have that same group.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
Yeah, but there's people, like you said, there's people in
that group who I'm like, I don't remember this person
through all person.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
That's how I learned one of my classmates started was
on that special.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
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vote over to two two nine eight seven yeay or no,
or if you got something to say on high school reunions,
you can always give us a call. Eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. But he's a monster.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
We don't care what he looks like. This is the
witty show.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
We were talking high school reunions before the break. Everybody
seems to be for the most part, at least interested
in the idea, maybe not fully on board, like looking
at the text and stuff. Somebody said, I live in
such a small community that no one ever leaves, so
it's like a class reunion every time I go to
the store. So a nod dog for me on reunions.

(13:31):
Another here's another nay. We heard so many yas. I
was kidding a couple of days. High school for me
was very traumatic and the majority of people were just
complete a holes. Why would I want to go back
and give them a moment of my time? Yeah? Really? Yeah? Sure,
that was that was the That was the experience for
a lot of people for there. Yeah, but I understand,

(13:52):
like why, like, why do you want to go back
and hang out with those people who just were terrible
to you?

Speaker 8 (13:56):
If he didn't have friends, obviously, yeah, exactly, you don't
want to lose there.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Now one thing that has come up in the past,
and I considered going where there were reunions from you know,
like a group of people we all worked at the
same place, like a station at a given time, and
like there are a couple of places that I've worked
where man, that was like a really fun group of
people and I was like, oh, yeah, like, you know,
I wonder what they're up to a Yeah, it was

(14:22):
like it was like one station. It was like one
snapshot of time. Yeah, you know, anybody that was at
the station from you know, two thousand and four until
twenty ten. We're getting together at this place and you know,
we're just going to have some drinks, super casual, just
meet up at a bar. And you did or did
not go? No, I didn't go because I would have
meant traveling and stuff. Yeah, didn't want to do that.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
My most recent reunion was quite disastrous, and it was
totally my fault. The reunion went off without a hitch.
But I've never told you guys this, but I really
like to drink what yeah, what hey? And I happened
to go to my reunion and it was Mario's birthday.
What a trooper to go to a somebody's high school
reunion that you weren't even part of on his birthday. Yeah,

(15:08):
and I felt kind of guilty about that, like, oh, sorry,
we're going to spend your birthday at my high school reunion.
I proceed to get wasted. Somebody came up to me
and said, you know what you should do is get
up on stage and wish him a happy birthday on
the mic. And this is after all these people gave speeches,
like the class president gave a speech, and we.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
All heard drunk Greg on the mic.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Oh yeah, and think of the worst way that I've
ever acted whilst drunk on stage and multiply it by ten.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
I got up there. I said, I don't know how
many of you guys gave speeches up here. I'm so nervous,
And everyone's like, I want to hear Greg's drunk stage birthday?
What woman to do? What this is?

Speaker 9 (16:00):
Was free?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
I think?

Speaker 10 (16:02):
I don't know, Scotty, why did I?

Speaker 4 (16:20):
So I was like, yeah, I'm saying how nervous I
am to talk in front of people, and I'm trying
to wish him a happy birthday. And then after I
give this speech about Mario's birthday, which was made that
look good.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Did you mention his age? She because there's a little
bit of a gap. I know, right, I probably did.
I probably did.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
And then I get off the stage and a little
while later, this girl that I went to school with,
her name's Karen. I see that she's totally crying. And
I went up to somebody and said, what happened to Karen?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
See that's anything that's hot, and you're the one that
said you think it's hot when chicks cry for stupid reasons.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
Yes, okay, Well she was crying and I found out
why she was crying is because I had gotten up
on stage to wish my partner Mario happy birthday. She
knew I was divorced, but didn't know I was living
my true life as a gay American, right, she said,
you're gay? So she and so my other friend Natalie,
she said she always had a crush on you. I said, oh,
I didn't know that, and she just realized because you

(17:16):
gave the speech Tomorrio that you're.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Gay, and she was crying. That fun and then we
had that after party at the hotel.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
I was again quite inebriated, and we all a group
of us had to use the bathroom, and I went
in and I'm at the urinal and I couldn't even
stand up, so I like leaned forward and I went
boom with my head on the wall. And that's why
I stayed in a standing position by using my head
against the wall.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yes, so embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
And then I finally go back to my parents' place
because the school obviously is in their neighborhood. I stayed
at their house and I go to get into bed
and I missed the bed and landed on the floor
and woke up my parents.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
What the hell was that noise?

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Yeah, I fell on the floor. Mario was mortified. I
and I've never forgiven myself. And I'm gonna skip the
next one because I'm so embarrassed. No, absolutely mortified.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
You're kidding?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
What what? What? What? How about drunk Greg and his
message for minutes his birthday Birthday?

Speaker 11 (18:28):
If I had one wish for you, it would be
stop saying that's what I've been saying. You're like, oh,
when it comes to sucks by low Sell High.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
No, you mother.

Speaker 11 (18:45):
Saying great birthday, that's a good TV show and it's
on Amazon. That's what I've been saying.

Speaker 9 (18:51):
You.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
No, you mother.

Speaker 11 (18:55):
Everybody's saying that, So stop saying that's what I've been saying, saying,
or I will kill myself.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Wow. Can you be birthday?

Speaker 3 (19:05):
I know?

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Can you?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Can you feel the love?

Speaker 10 (19:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Good god? Yes, he was great, gory, good morning. Woulding
thought I would like to share with anybody that you
wouldn't normally sober, that I wouldn't normally share. I don't
give a. I don't give them. I don't. I don't.
I don't give a. I don't give a. I don't
give them. I don't, I don't. I don't give them.

(19:29):
How many drinks have you had?

Speaker 9 (19:30):
This?

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Even like four hundred and seventy two, four.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Hundred and sevens. I don't give them. I don't give them, don't,
I don't, I don't drag it's a star. I don't
give him. What's the matter? Yeah, yeah, you have you
and I pens at eleven.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
I'll never ironically I remember that night because, like I
told you, i'd still be there because but you helped you.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Carry on the stairs. I rescued, Greg carried and I.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Told you we were on the phone a couple of
days ago and we were talking about contentment. Yeah, it's
consider all my contentment gone now after hear it, Greg
so embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Oh no, I think.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
I'm about to have my period.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
It's a woody show. It is a woody show. Hey, Woody, Greg, Jennie, Gina, Hey,
you got Sammy Sea Bass phones are open eight seven
seven forty four Wooding. You can send us a text
over to two two nine eight seventy guys who got
some animal news for you? Starting with this story this
butcher in Germany. He is trying to tackle the country's

(20:44):
raccoon problem by turning them into sausages.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
No such thing as a raccoon problem.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
With approval from the local officials, he began producing raccoon balls.

Speaker 7 (20:55):
Uh oh no.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
He said that people are coming from all over just
to try raccoon. So the flavor is familiar, though slightly
softer than other meats.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Interesting.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
So maybe for a future round of meal of fortune
with some other little animal news, just a little babies.
We do have a story. This woman, she was at
this hotel in Mexico, had a surprising encounter with a
black bear scary who wandered on to the restaurant's patio,
snacked on her food, and then swatted her in the face.

(21:27):
Ungrateful bastard. But it shows the bear leaning over the tables.
The woman, she's just sitting there frozen. Staff's trying to
show the bear away. They had some pipes. The bear
eventually backed off. That's a pretty big bear. Yeah, I
would not want to be near it. He gets smacked,
a bear that would leave a mark. And finally, for
great gory, there's a dermatologist. His name is doctor Scott.

(21:52):
You know you hear of like dermodex mites. Those are
those little tiny eight legged creatures that live on your
face excuse me, on everybody, but and they come out
at night, your dead skin and also to mate. They're
like they're mating on your skin, banging on your face
and you're just a mattress. He says everyone has them,

(22:12):
particularly in areas with hair follicles, and you can use
clear tape to test if you want to see what
they look like what Basically they could trigger skin conditions roseatia, acne, dermatitis,
as well as cause issues around the eyes and the eyelashes.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
So I guess when I was a teenager, I had
just dumb amounts of mites. It's such bad acne.

Speaker 9 (22:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
I mean, but that's all because you're a teenager all
that too.

Speaker 9 (22:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh god, yeah, let's get some tabe. Let's check out
the mites and was great. Let's do a mite check.
Just banging and smashing Greg's face, dungeons crab in there. Probably.
In fact, we have live microphones on the surface of
Greg's skin right now. This is this is happening live
on his face. They're just going at it a little bait. Yeah,

(23:01):
and here I have this from the opposite side of
his face. This is from his right cheek. That's going
on right now.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Kell.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah. The New York Posts has an article about the
latest trend. I don't know, Greg, you love trends. That's
a trend himself. Food themed purses and celebrities are carrying
these around right now.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
There's a designer, Susan Alexandra makes all kinds, has been
for years, like a watermelon dream bag, a mini martini bag.
There's a champagne bag. I'll take it. Also, Betsy Johnson
heard of that has a pink watermelon shaped bag, a
picnic basket, and plenty of fruity patterned handbags. I think

(23:49):
Anya heind March she offers a gold sequent tote that
resembles Kellogg's Cocoa Pop Cereal Adorable kikim In Soy sauce,
mini bucket bag and a crunch bar card case.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
I thought you were going to do straight up collabs,
because there's there has been ones with McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
I know Baliaga has yeah lazy Potato chips. I was
reading about that. Kate Spade and Hindes they have a
collab em and M's is a cross body bag, coin
purses if has a bunch of stuff too. Yeah, there
was another thing I saw. As much as you know,
Greg wants to stay up on the coolest trends. They're
constantly changing, and they spread so quickly and they flame

(24:30):
out almost as quickly as they sprang up thanks to
social media. So people were asked, what's a trend that
died so fast that you can hardly call it a trend?
And hoverboards made the list. Everybody's like on those hover bars?
Oh yeah, NFTs, Yeah, not a fungible token. Yeah. Back
in the nineties when kids were walking around with pacifiers

(24:50):
from their mouths and hanging around their necks, Yeah, selfie sticks,
fidget spinners, flash mobs, yes, Oh, I like those when
the pou emoji was on everything, you know, clothes and
toys and stuff planking.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
But everything it didn't I mean at least lasted a
year on all those that you mentioned.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Did everybody do their elections for health coverage? It's at
enrollment time.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Thanks Sammy for reminding me, because.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
I knew the deadline was coming up. Yeah, yeah, I
got that because they were changing up a bunch of
stuff around here. They changed providers and different options and
things like that. So here's some normal by the numbers.
A lot of people not happy with the options they
have from their current employer. Forty two percent believe that
their employer only offers the bare minimum for health insurance options. Shocking,

(25:42):
come on, Well, I mean they offer a bare minimum one,
but typically there are some other ones. It is costume
more out of pocket. Forty four percent think that they
would actually have better health options if their employer was
made aware of the issue. I think, Yeah, what a
bunch of dopes's not aware? Yeah, what I should tell them? Oh,

(26:04):
so you guys want better health first, you should have
told us. Have you ever had a job where you
had one hundred percent?

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Yes, I had one years ago, really crazy years ago.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
It wasn't since the nineties, but yes, right fairy questions
hit us up on a text. Yeah over to two
two nine eight seven, showing me right back. This is
the Woody Show. So, Greg, you've been waiting. I've been
waiting waiting. We've been uh, we've been wanting to know

(26:42):
what what was going to be going on here? I
bet yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Because why I commanded what isreg Uh?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Greg just had a request that He's like, hey, man,
I want to do a Tuesday takeover, right, Okay, Well,
I have a feeling has something to do with Pride Month.
Nailed it?

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Oh really okay, nailed it all right.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
I don't know what it is. Well I figured that
that might have something to do with it, you know,
should we just dive in head for yes? But what
are we doing?

Speaker 4 (27:12):
What is the Well, it's because I've been accused of
not being into Pride, which I'm not. But because it
is Pride Month, I thought we'd do some gay comedy, okay.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Excited or rather that's the only that's the only comedy
that gay people like or that you're supposed to like.
That's right. So's because what's one in your uh what's
one of your criticisms of Mike the show killer, Because
wasn't he giving you? Oh you went on vacation? Oh yeah,
did you go to a gay resort? Just got to
be gay? Yeah, Like I just want to like the

(27:47):
resort resort. Didn't go to a gay resort. You're going
to the baseball game on gay night? Baseball to a
baseball game. You know we can go any time, right,
you know we don't.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
We don't have to put ourselves into these well defined boxes.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
All the time. You know, in fact, gaydes don't put
themselves on any side boxes. You know that is correct.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
And by the way, Greg, I love gay comedy.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
That's hilarious, excellent, but I'm not calling it gay comedy.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
I'm calling a gay comed day.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
And I am Greg Gory, the host of gay Comeday,
And I'm actually not gay, but my handsome sexy partner
Mario is. And come to think of it, last night,
when we were showering together, I'll naked and Sophie after
some extra good loving, I told him, Wow, you.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Are really gay, Mario.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Speaking of witch, he and I have been together for
thirteen years, which is actually thirty eight in gay year.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah, you do the math thirty one hundred.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
A few years back, we considered having a baby with
a couple of our lesbian friends. Yeah, but then we
decided against it because the kid would be in this
endless dad joke cycle, on an infinite loop of go
ask your mom, so that wouldn't be fair. And then
we thought Christmas is going to be weird. You know,
the kids moms would be handing out Home Depot gift

(29:10):
cards and custom for news. His dads would be giving
out scented candles and perfume. And then we thought, what
if someday our kid asks for a Barbie doll and
wants to know if a Barbie doll comes with a
ken doll, And then we'd have to explain, no, she
only faked it with Kenya and that's why they broke up.
And now she's Linda and they have other toys to
replace that. Wow, now, ken I know it's rare in

(29:35):
the gay world. I do love lesbians. Rare for a
gay guy to be so into lesbians, But what's not
to love. They dive into relationships like I do. They
love home improvement like I do. They love sports and
the great outdoors like I do. Now, if they could
just get rid of those heinous vaginas. You know what
I'm saying. I mean, I find bro I'm just not

(29:57):
a fan of the licky licky. I like the sticky
sticky dude.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
You might be a lesbian greg maybe. Now.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Before I met Mario, that was a crazy time because
all I wanted was to find a loyal, romantic, steady,
stable relationship, and it turns out that's actually not easy
to find. I mean, I don't know why I was
so shocked I didn't find the love of my life
at a San Francisco gay bar called Moby Dick. Yes,
maybe maybe I was looking in all the wrong places.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
I mean, what screams loyal, steady, and stable more than
polishing poles by the dozen in the subletted room. If
somebody who met nine minutes ago?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Why could I not find love on Craigslist from somebody
more skilled with hot dogs than Joey Chestnut? It's a mystery, mystery?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, what do you call lesbian on fire? A lesbian
on This is a text from the four oh four
Tell me an LGBBQ. I like that. I like that.
Thanks for the little flavor. Dating was not easy. Let
me tell you that.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
When I was new to the gay world, I learned
that the venue for a first date isn't always very conventional.
Usually it's a bar, maybe a restaurant, maybe a coffee shop.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
But lots of my dates were you know, meet me
and my rap four.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
I'll be parked at the end of the cul de
Sac because there aren't any street lights there. Great mouth parties,
but not romantic.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
I want to be blind and dine.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yeah, and you know, no police, so that's good now.
A lot of guys I dated had some serious issues.
A lot of had body dysmorphia, anger issues, addiction issues,
trust issues. They couldn't find happiness. The list just goes on.
At one point, I thought, if I wanted to date

(31:55):
a mad, depressed, bipolar alcoholic with an eating disorder, I'll
just go back to women. You feel me, You feel
me straight all day. There are also plenty of one
night stands. One of my one night stands lasted six days,
but I still consider it a one night stand because
you know, he was on his knees the whole time

(32:15):
I was standing you.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
You feel me, gaze high five bog.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
You feel me gaze. I went on a date with
this one guy. He was one of those political activists.
He only wanted to talk about how the world doesn't
understand where homosexuality is viewed in the Middle East, and
he kept saying it's not bad. And he even wore
one of those Gays for Palestine t shirts. He was
so passionate about this issue that he even took a

(32:43):
flight over there. Yeah, and then he took another flight
off a roof. Get it, because they're not tolerant. It's like, Okay,
you like edging, but you don't like edging. Okay, got it?

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Got it?

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Days now. I dated this one guy. He always gave
me gifts every time we went out. Oh, we barely
knew each other. He gave me a watch, he gave
me a new shirt, bottles of wine, one of those
heart shaped boxes of chocolates, a legit, yeah, chocolate box.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
It was really sweet.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
But I had to break up with him after he
gave me the most epic gift Gonerhea.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Ah, we've heard that story, yes, but I would have
stuck around for the gifts and Greg, what did they
do that you had to go in? What happened?

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Oh, we'll get into that and shortly would now what
he should have given me was a sweet card that
said roses are red, violets are blue. I have Gonereea
and soon you will too. And it would have been
really hot if you wore scrubs while handing it to me,
because we could have played one last game of doctor
Oh yeah. Now getting treated for goneria to go to
your point, wouldy, that was a treat. You get an

(33:44):
injection in your butt cheek. And when I say injection,
I don't mean a needle. I mean a sledgehammer that
gets rammed into your glutes with the brute force of
Chris Brown while angry at his girlfriend. The most painful
shot I've ever gotten. I actually limped and shuffled my
feet all the way from the exam room to my car.
I mean, it was not the kind of butt stuff

(34:06):
I was expecting from a short term boyfriend. Now, discovering
that you have goneriea, that's really eye opening. My first
inkling that something was wrong with me down there was thinking, huh,
I didn't know men could lactate from that thing. And
then then you go for the goneria tests. That's when

(34:28):
the nurse had me help her let's just say, procure
a sample with a Q tip in the tip. So
there I am pants at my ankle, shitting on that
crinkly sheet of paper on a pleather bench, you know,
separated from the outside world by a curtain that was
thinner than the Lord God twinked. Timothy Shalomey as a nurse,
sticks what felt like a tree branch into my urethra,

(34:51):
and then comes the reward, what feels like a baseball
bat and paling your butt sheeet by a raging bull.
And it was all to get rid of something I
got when I was buzzed, and I was thinking, God,
so much fun being a complete and total man whore.
What could go wrong?

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Nothing that should go wrong?

Speaker 4 (35:07):
I mean, I guess, I guess that was the price
for being on the dating circuit. Speaking of dating, Mario
and I have these two friends. They're currently dating and
they're both trends. Okay, so Victor is now Tory and
Sarah is now Steven. And we've told them, wow, you
are so queer that you rocketed back around to being heterosexual.

(35:30):
It's like, get out of our parade.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, we have.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
These these other two friends who are a couple one
is a sexual and the other is pan sexual. All right,
so we're always telling them, guys, you are all or nothing.
That didn't land yet.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
See.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
The point is you learn a lot when you're in
the gay world. It took me forever just to learn
all the letters LGBTQ I A, which, as far as
I'm concerned, stands for let's get busy tonight queen into anal.

Speaker 9 (36:07):
N.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
And then we also have this one friend. She's let's
just say plus sized, you know, body positively big back. Yeah,
she's a very big back, and she always wants us
to go to the club with her all the time.
So we finally told her that we're not into the
club scene anymore. And we said, look, God didn't make
gay guys just so fat girls. I have someone to

(36:29):
dance with last time, not a toy. We were out
at the bars. Yeah, my man Mario shared his theory
that there's actually no such thing as straight men, just
sober men, and I pointed out the same thing with spaghetti.
It's totally straight until it gets hot and wet. And
then we have this other friend. She recently got divorced,

(36:49):
and then she went on this dating rampage. She had
sex with about thirty different guys, and she got really
upset because people were calling her a slut. So I
tried to console her and I told her, look, when
I got divorced, I also went on this dating rampage,
slept with a few dozen men, and you know what,
people called me gay?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:06):
Yeah, Now that most the most unusual friends we have.
It's this one family we know. They live near San Francisco.
Three daughters and one son.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
The oldest daughter pulled her dad aside and said, Dad,
I'm a lesbian. And then the second oldest told him
the same thing, I'm a lesbian, And then sure enough,
daughter number three said, Dad, I too, I'm a lesbian.
The dad loves them and he accepts them all and
everything is totally fine. But when he got that news
from all three daughters, he said, my god, does anybody

(37:40):
in this house love the d And that's when the
Sun said I do. Anyway, I have gay rambled long enough,
and my time is limited, much like common self and
self respect at a bathhouse. So I will close by
thanking the old gays, thanking the old gays for pay
the ways like the yellow brick road. The pioneers right

(38:03):
and to the new Gates. It is a total catchphrase.
It's the ultimate cliche, but it is true. It gets better,
It actually gets fun, really fun. It suits me perfectly.
I mean caring about decor drinking, no vaginas, endless dinner
party and word to the wise, always remembers to bring
something to a party, whether you're asked to or not.

(38:27):
Just don't bring gone a Rhea.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Greig, everybody away.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Love it, Greg, you killed it.

Speaker 10 (38:41):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
I love the one where it's like when I love
with a bunch of dudes people just called me gay.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
There's truth and comedation.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
So my great reaction on the text from from Greg's
two stay takeover, So I said, now that is how
you do it Tuesday takeover. Nice job, Greg, thanks so much.
This one says, let's see, loved the jokes, Greg. Great
segment from one gay to another. Oh high, praise, thank you.

(39:17):
This one says the pan an asexual joke was funny.
It didn't land because the room is all heteros. Me
love Tory in Indianapolis. It didn't land because my delivery
kind of sucked on it. Can you give that one
to us again? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:32):
I have we have these two friends, one who are
dating one is pan sexual, the other is asexual, and
we're always telling them, Wow, you guys are so all
or nothing.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
I know you don't want to have fun, can you?
Can you explain? I don't know what the differences. I
will tell you.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
I don't know asexual, like you pointed out, man, it's
just you're just not not interested interested.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
And I think that why I'm gay loss is the
pan sexual because I don't totally understand and what that is.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Yeah, I mean, I mean you have sex with pans.
It's sexual, romantic or emotional attraction towards people of all genders,
regardless of sex or gender identity.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
Okay, you have sex with everybody and everybody, so wouldn't
that be by what's the difference between that and by
honest question? Because you're well, you're having sex with friends.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
You have right regardless of their gender, their gender identity
as well as included in that. So right, Yeah, yeah,
the joke was supposed to be yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm
getting now.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Yeah, you have to explain it. It's not funny, No, no, no, dude,
it was great. It was just a couple of clarifications
needed on that one. You did a great job educating
this one said, Greg is the greatest gay of all time.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
I'll take thank you.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Wow. Did have something here for Greg? Exciting news and
for anybody else who has an unhealthy obsession with leaf blowers?
Oh yeah, Greg love, I have flowers. I have something
on that to piggy back off. Is it sexual? No?
A group of engineering students has said John Hopkins, they
came up with a silencer for leaf blowers that reduces

(41:14):
the noise by almost forty percent. Wowow. And they've already
signed a deal with Black and Decker and they expect
them to be available so you can buy them here
within the next couple of years. Oh my god. But
here are the students talking about their invention that Greg
no doubt has a landscaping bon or over.

Speaker 12 (41:30):
The challenge is an open ended question. It was essentially,
can you please reduce the noise of our leaf flowers?

Speaker 6 (41:36):
You hear them, and they're just traditionally very loud, very annoying.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
The intensity of the high pitched noise of the leaf blowers.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
The noise often travels long distances and you can.

Speaker 7 (41:48):
Still hear at their walls.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Our product makes the blower less noisy.

Speaker 12 (41:52):
It ultimately dampens a sound as it leaves, but it
keeps all that force still there, which is the beauty
of it.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah, so you still get all the four forty less noise.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Which means that you could start your yard work earlier
in the day and not worry about your neighbors. Yeah,
because I always have that.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
What's the time I think in my head's acceptable nine
in the morning.

Speaker 7 (42:13):
Yeah, on a weekend, typically, I.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Think nine nine. I would wait till ten, really, all right,
I mean I wouldn't mind, Like if I heard somebody
doing stuff and done, I guess I wouldn't. I wouldn't
really anything, or I don't know for sure the universe personally,
I would wait till ten.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Oh why Sometimes I started early.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Same because I feel like people might be gone, you know,
right maybe.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
But speaking of leaf blowers, I just got a new
one because I couldn't get my gas one to start.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
My old battery one was wait a minute, it wasn't
lasting very long, Greg. You just got that gas one
not that long ago.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
By now, it was probably it's been probably three or
four years, and it's just not starting.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
So three or four years would just not work anymore.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
I know it does seem like yesterday because it was
a big day for all of us. Yeah, but know
I got on not a sponsor, but it could be.
It's called the e Work Cordless leaf blower and it
has turbo mode and it's so easy to use.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
It's light.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
It rule is that the one that is green. It's
like that bright tool yellow and it is awesome. It's
super easy. It was on Amazon Ework cordless leaf blow.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
To get the e Work I got. How loud? Is
it not that loud? Yeah? Yeah, it's not bad.

Speaker 8 (43:32):
Good.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Power is great. It's super easy to use. Batteries last
a long time.

Speaker 7 (43:37):
Is it light or is it like nice?

Speaker 4 (43:39):
It's awesome, Like when you pick it up, you wouldn't
think it would be that powerful.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
I will. It's so shiny and new. Yeah, awesome. I
have one that I really like. Oh it's yeah, it's
is your go power? Oh I've seen that ego and
then yeah, so it's like a gray and a fluorescent
kind of green. All the stuff that they have, Yeah, dude,
and that's awesome. They have what's on their hurricane mode.
Yeah yeah, yeah, it does a great job. Wow, this

(44:05):
is like very adult conversation right now, I have a craftsman. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Is this one of those you know you're getting old
when you get excited about leaf blowers?

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Yeah. No, I think it's just like adulting. I don't
think it's old. Yeah, okay, I think it's just like adulting.
Good point. It's not like I'm excited about towels.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
I don't really see a lot of old men with
leaf blowers. I think there's some snannigans going on.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
The Woody Show is back.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Well, it's a thing people for whatever reason, have the
hardest time making that short little walk. You've been walking
from your car into whatever store you are in, all
over the store doing all you're shopping, walking back out
to the car, and it's at that point they just
they go lazy, your legs just stop working walk anymore.

(44:50):
You ever see those fainting goats the same thing on
all of a sudden, I know you're just quitting boom
and you're done. And then you don't put the car
bag and leave in that kind of handicapped spot. It
is one of the old and spots really never hurried. Yeah,
And this seems to be a common annoyance, a common
pet peeve of many people, the people who don't do this,
and so at your service, the cart and Arks ladies

(45:11):
and gentlemen are here to help Nars Cardnarks.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
What you're gonna do and what you're gonna do when
they knocked on you Cardinarks Cardnarks What you're gonna do,
What you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Do when they knock on your Narks is filmed alongside
the men and women of Cardinarks. Listener discretion is advice,
and so our very own agent Sebastian, he moonlights as
an agent of the cart Narks and he goes out
and he just tries to get these people do the
right thing, confronts and woop woop scoop woop, that's not
where the cart goes. And just tries to get them

(45:42):
to do the right thing, and a confrontation, usually of
some kind of argument or whatever back and forth happens.
And today apparently we have an excuse that we have
never heard before on the car Narks.

Speaker 8 (45:51):
Yes, and it comes from this couple you're about to hear.
It's an older couple. But they've parked at the very
edge of the parking lot. They're way way out at
a warehouse door.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
So they've walked in a new car or something. That's
usually what new car owners do, not what I see
what you're saying in menace, but in this case not necessarily.
It's just a you know, a little suv.

Speaker 8 (46:09):
But you know, they've walked in, they walked out, and
then they don't need their cart anymore. Oh, look at that,
it's the it's a fire lane. Actually in this case,
red red curb. And the guy he walks away, by
the way, two people again, a perfectly able woman and
perhaps a perfectly able man. He just dumps his car
in the fire lane and which, by the way, now
that's two three feet of driving area you don't have anymore.

(46:30):
And so he does that, and I see it, and
I pointed out. I'm looking at him, I got my
big orange traffic wand and pointing at the cart, and
he kind of gives me the eh whatever. So I
apply our magnet. It says, in this case, I am
lazy bones on board like a baby on board a
big square.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
So I apply that.

Speaker 8 (46:49):
And let's see if this guy, you know, takes that
as an indication. Oh, I'm sorry, I'll do the right thing.
You know, car, Well, certain, now you know why I
did it. Why because you left your car out there
in the lane. That's correct, man. Okay, so get that
off my fing car was his response. And then she
sees he's filming. Oh he's got a body cam. So

(47:09):
she thinks, oh, well, we don't want to have a
confrontation because we'll just look stupider. So yeah, so they
drive off, which is which is fine, you know, but
they drive off like ten.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Feet Okay, oh he will let it go right exactly.
So the guy you hear here, so he said.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
He will stand No, yeahstice take it off when I
get home exactly.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Can't tell me what to do now, Well, he tells me.

Speaker 8 (47:31):
First off, he says take it off, and then when
I say no, I'm not gonna unless your pants. Then
he then because they think they can like use like
two words and out maneuver me verbally, that's not happening.
So he tells me to take it off and they leave.
But then I encountered this guy.

Speaker 9 (47:46):
Can you kick it off?

Speaker 2 (47:47):
I will if you take a car back? Why not?

Speaker 8 (47:50):
Do you do you not like fire lanes? Do you
not like people being able to get places safely? Are
you just a defying lazy bones?

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Shi?

Speaker 11 (47:58):
Pay you do it?

Speaker 9 (47:59):
Pray?

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Well, can I get it?

Speaker 9 (48:00):
Sir?

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Thank you, thank you for your service. Thank you.

Speaker 9 (48:04):
Fan.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
That was an employee as how you doing my name?

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Thank you for a service. Yeah nice your title of agents.
So I support that guy. So one of the So
here's a question. So when that happened, did the dude
see this interaction? I think he did, and he was
just enjoying it. He was sitting back and and just
enjoying the silliness.

Speaker 8 (48:27):
Uh yeah, because there's when when the that's nine times
out of ten, the employees are cool.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
They're like ah, because they love that. Did he realize like,
oh maybe I should put this cart back? Well, he was.
He wanted to see how it played out. Essentially, First, okay, so.

Speaker 8 (48:39):
The guy he drives away and he's getting out to
get the magnet off, and that's when this excuse comes out.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
All right, here we go cart narcs.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Have you ever heard of a disabled person who's legally blind?
Mother you certainly, of course I have. Yeah, that's me.
How'd you see the magnet? How'd you see the magnet
legally flying?

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
That means okay, and this guy's behind the wheel. Thankfully,
No okay.

Speaker 8 (49:04):
Again, the second person who's also there and could return
a car, correct, is behind the wheel?

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Is she legally blind too?

Speaker 4 (49:10):
And he used the whole time right again.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
He used the cart to get in the store around.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
I think heard people that are legally blind but they
have some type of vision.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
I was just my grandmother is like my dad essentially
he can't drive at night, you know, right, she was,
but she had peripheral like right in front of her.
Couldn't see dick, but like the periphery like yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 8 (49:32):
Yeah, so yeah, yeah, listen to that off the top
there if you don't mind all you ever heard of.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
A disabled person who's legally blind?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Mother, certainly? Of course I have.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Yeah, that's me. How did you see the magnet? How
did you see the magnet? Legally blind?

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Oh? That means oh I heard it slap upon the vehicle.
Yeah you a mother affer, so disabled and blind? Well right, yeah,
so that's again not applicable because even if he's whatever,
his wife's there, the person exactly, he didn't care about that,
and unfortunately a mothers me and escapes. Oh no, that means.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Tell me, sir, go look it up, sir. Now are
you gonna call. There's a phone number on there. If
you happen to be able to read it.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Yeah, please call. If you happen to read should get
some rail sticker. That's a good point. I see what
you got. Did that? We're always looking for new wrinkles.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
And yeah, stickers are so anti handicapped.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Or brail stickers are ones that are written in riddles,
you know, like a combination of emojis and other things. Right,
you have to try to decipher what the message is
good for a multi international cardnarcs kids, look, people love games. Yeah,
that would just be fun.

Speaker 8 (50:37):
Unfortunately they did not call the number one, so that
feels bad.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Oh for one in this round of what he show
cart narks.

Speaker 8 (50:45):
But it is nice, as we heard from that employee.
It's nice when people recognize what you're doing and recognize
it's the right thing to do, despite all the liars
and losers out there and the excuse makers. So these kids,
maybe we're ten years old, they see.

Speaker 7 (50:56):
Me and they go, hey, sir, hey sir.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
And it was just the cutest amp thing in the world.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Oh, babe, how's it going?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Would we get a photo with you?

Speaker 9 (51:05):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
I'd like a sticker as well.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
That's sick you guys like candy.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Oh god, you want to come to my van an RV. Yeah,
I'm great with kids.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Fact, I have four hundred of my own. Yeah, any kids,
how's it going we get a photo with you?

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Sure, I'd like a sticker as well.

Speaker 8 (51:28):
That's sick, these cards, but obviously you would always put
them back right. Oh yeah, you know I'd be one
of those people, one of these.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
One of these silly adults. No, no, I can find
anyone who doesn't get this car. Well I can't. I
can't recommend that necessarily, but.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
It's good attitude.

Speaker 8 (51:44):
To wow.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Even kids know that, Hey kids, where's your mom?

Speaker 5 (51:47):
I do have a slightly random question because you said
this was at a big box store. Now, those big
box stores they have those like, uh, I don't know
what would you call them, like a Dolly flatbed?

Speaker 1 (51:58):
You ever cart knocks on me with one of those, yeah,
big monster time.

Speaker 8 (52:01):
Just from time to time, sure, because those things you
talk about eating up my whole spot so heavy.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
But they're very heavy.

Speaker 8 (52:08):
They eat up the You can't even pretend you're like
maybe not in someone's way with those things.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Yeah, it happens from time to time. It's just not
as common, right, who's next in this round of cart
n arcs? All right, so that was from the bad
or from the good?

Speaker 8 (52:18):
I should say to the bad this is a man
who I shouldn't even be playing this clip because it
shows exactly how to defeat me. Oh really, this is
you know, fake excuses about how you're blind and therefore
your wife can't return the cart.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
That doesn't defeat me. What this guy does is does
defeat me.

Speaker 8 (52:32):
He was he parked and then he just dumped his cart,
didn't even try, just right off in the actually the
disabled spot next to him, fully blocking.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Who cares? So I approached this dude and this is
how he reacts to me.

Speaker 8 (52:48):
He let your car block in the half the drawing away, sir.
Let you a book, But where do you think it goes?
Oh my buttocks, nut sir, this goes on your hood?

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Oh cool, I like that, Thank you, But he says
you're a lazy bones.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Oh all right, he's just leaning in there. So first, yeah,
first he gave me the stick it up your a hole?

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (53:06):
And then oh nice, thank you so much. At that
point I'm powerless.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Yeah right, all right, okay, all right, my interaction done.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
My tool is verbal shaming and the magnet. And once
he's like, yeah, I like the magnet. Yeah, I see.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
That goes beyond my advice where I say just ignore you.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Right. Well, that's what I tell my kids, you know, like,
if someone's getting on your nerves, you don't engage because
all it does is just fuels that that's what they want,
you know, it just fuels the card narc when you like,
was it particularly off my car right now?

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Oh yeah, I love now eating.

Speaker 8 (53:34):
I love beating people verbally, but when they say, oh,
I'd like to have that, yeah, you know, it's like
the it's like a mesimist.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
What is the age limit? Because I saw this woman
the other day. She was old but not too old,
and she had a really, really fancy car that she
parked super far away and then left her cart, Like,
is there an age limit to who you'll go after?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (53:54):
Rough it's not a hard number, it's roughly sixty five. Oh,
but it has to do certainly with you know, did
they have a cane with them?

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Are they moving slowly? How about the fact they parked
super far away? They did all their own shops and
they walked around. You can do the extra twenty Yeah,
she was totally able bodied and whatnot.

Speaker 8 (54:10):
Right in that case, it's it's always a case by
case situation. But yeah, if you're walking to the end
of the parking lot, obviously you can walk the extra
twenty steps.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Yeah, exactly, yeah, all right, what do you show cart
and arcs?

Speaker 8 (54:18):
All right, So this lady, she she gives me the
old you know.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Oh she's good.

Speaker 8 (54:23):
You know, the car crowds two feet away and she
can't do it. But at the end of it, again,
I'm heartened by the man who comes, who doesn't know
who I am, but he sees the problem and he
comes to my help.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
I want you to take it back. You're putting on
my horn. Oh why did I do it?

Speaker 8 (54:36):
Though?

Speaker 1 (54:37):
I have no idea.

Speaker 8 (54:38):
Let me explain because you left like no, no, no,
because you was a corral right here.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Thank you sir. Watch out. She's very lazy. Thank you
for the help.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
There's a craw right there. He's yelling at her. I
love it. So that's nice. That's like the little the
grown up version those little kids.

Speaker 8 (55:01):
So then she's got the magnet and she's trying to
tell me to take it off, take it off. And
when she realizes I won't, she does what that other
couple does. She drives a little bit away. I walk
back up and talk to her again, and she's found
some guy who apparently she knows. And again I'm heartened
by this guy because he's actually willing to have a
conversation discuss the issue at hand. And I think I
made a convert.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Who's this guy?

Speaker 9 (55:22):
There?

Speaker 8 (55:22):
We go?

Speaker 2 (55:23):
How you doing it? So, sir? How to going weird?
Let me tell I'm not a weird though?

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Well, we got to watch out. You really got to
watch like how much you do though.

Speaker 13 (55:36):
Don't you?

Speaker 2 (55:37):
And then you? Are you friends with her or something?

Speaker 9 (55:38):
Or that?

Speaker 2 (55:39):
What she stopped?

Speaker 8 (55:40):
Okay, so she stopped. Maybe she thought you might be
more sympathetic to her, but she still did it the
wrong thing.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
And I was very nice at the right.

Speaker 8 (55:49):
All right, maybe you have a conversation with her later,
but thank you for being reasonable.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
And yeah, he does go, yeah, all right, a little
bit of God's had a message, a little bit of
the bad little good. Now did he returned the card
for her? No? She didn't return the cards, certainly, No.

Speaker 8 (56:07):
She she had driven far enough away where he was
He didn't even see the whole situation.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Didn't say he's it weird.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
I'll get him.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Well, I mean kind of weird, but yeah weird.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Greg.

Speaker 8 (56:17):
This is like when people call you weird for you know,
having a clean house and closing your.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
Right and you're a quote psycholy Yeah, Greg, what.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
A psycho you are? Not to want to broken down
r vs in the neighbor. We're not talking about what
he's doing. We're talking about him as a person. Yeah, well, yeah,
of course we got a text here two one four.
The whole cart nark bit is the most little bitch
energy ever. I have no problem returning the car, but
I don't need a middle school hall monitor telling me
what the dude dick. That's the point is that certain
people do need that. Absolutely.

Speaker 8 (56:46):
This is a character who's like a do gooder, which
is the whole point of the bit, You humorless dork.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
All right, the car narks everybody? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Yeah not really? By the blind handicap?

Speaker 4 (56:59):
Now does he manage up until that point?

Speaker 2 (57:05):
How's it going?

Speaker 7 (57:06):
Are we going a photo with you?

Speaker 13 (57:07):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (57:08):
I'd like a sticker as well.

Speaker 8 (57:10):
That's sick something you guys use cards, But obviously would
always put them back. Oh yeah, you don't be one
of those people, one of these one of these silly adults.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
I can find anyone who doesn't. Well I can't. I
can't recommend that necessarily, but let's good attitude cartners out.

Speaker 14 (57:27):
Back in a field.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Oh my god, wake up, people, this is the Witty Show. Well,
it's time for the Tuesday takeover noise and it's Morgan
this time around. She she found a game and she
thought this game might be something that we enjoy. Let's
play again.

Speaker 7 (57:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (57:53):
First of all, the name caught me because it's called
the Dirty Minds Game, and I'm that kind of describes
everyone in this room absolutely. And it's called the World's
Cleanest dirty Game. Okay, So basically, I have a couple
of sentences that I'm going to say, and they're kind
of dirty sentences on their own. But you have to
guess what word or thing I'm describing. The word is
not dirty or object whatever it may be.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Can you give us an example?

Speaker 7 (58:16):
Sure, I'll give you an example.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Let's see.

Speaker 7 (58:18):
So when I get real wet.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
You should get me off, okay, all right.

Speaker 13 (58:24):
Or you can use your toes to get me off.
I come in pairs, socks close, it's shoe se but
you get the idea.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Yeah, I get it hot.

Speaker 7 (58:35):
Yeah that was a little fourth play.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Yeah all right, So for Morgan's Tuesday, take every worry
with like a target kind of thing is where you
can find like the party games.

Speaker 13 (58:44):
And yeah I saw this on Amazon. Okay, it was
in like my Explore page one days.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (58:49):
Oh yeah, you know how they target you.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
All right, we'll hear.

Speaker 9 (58:52):
We are.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Choice. We have to choose this, like so like do
we we ring it?

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (59:09):
Just say your name maybe, or we could do the
fun thing where you guys have to make animal noises.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
We just write down.

Speaker 7 (59:15):
That was fun.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Okay, Like, listens, all write down answer and then we
can all say what we what we came up? All right? Yeah,
all right. The Dirty Minds game first one is first word.

Speaker 13 (59:27):
I can handle twelve men at once. If I'm hung,
you can do it again. A woman can sit on me.
My box, got it?

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Like you keep going?

Speaker 13 (59:40):
Yeah, my box can hold a dozen members. Oh geez,
and pleading with me can get you off.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Okay, I think I got it.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
Yeah, oh yeah, we're all separate things.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
This is one thing, the one for the one thing
you know, wrote out like seventh alright, so good.

Speaker 13 (01:00:03):
Just just go through one more time, Okay, through it.
I can handle twelve minute once. If I'm hung, you
can do it again. Women can sit on me. My
box can hold a dozen members and pleading with me.

Speaker 7 (01:00:15):
Can get y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Okay, I think I got it. I think I got it.
Menace came up with first, Yeah, what did you write down? Okay?
You want me to write it down? All yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Just oh yeah, it was bust, then jury, then egg
Carton and then judge.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
What'd you write down? Sammy jury? Yeah? See mine was
in there. Jurry jury Jury? Yeah, all right, Jerry Jurry,
all right, nice, al right, next one dirty month this.

Speaker 13 (01:00:42):
Let's get a little harder here. I can keep your
post erect. You can use me to fill your big crack.
After you get me hard, I can last forever. I'm
much stronger with a rod shoved inside of me, all right,
you know, and you could lay some pipe inside of

(01:01:03):
me if you want it as well. All right, Now
that I'm saying this, I'm like, these are bad audio
clips for me to be reading.

Speaker 7 (01:01:11):
Someone else want to read them?

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Yeah, that's good. I get which is long list? Just not.
I just wrote down one thing this time. Would you
write down cocking? Cocking? I didn't write down that's wrong
because cocking doesn't really get hard. Yeah it does, eventually
it firms up, but it's like cockings. It feels crack
it does.

Speaker 7 (01:01:30):
You see those holes with the water.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Did anybody else not write down concrete? I put cement?
Cement concrete.

Speaker 7 (01:01:36):
That's the same thing, right, that's concrete.

Speaker 8 (01:01:39):
Col kmnace would not. You don't put posts inside Colk
you don't like? Yeah, you can't put your rod you rebar?

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
Yeah, well that's what I picked.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
All right? Dirty minds game? Got two points? That's Good's
the next one?

Speaker 7 (01:01:53):
Next one?

Speaker 13 (01:01:54):
I come in waves. If I'm big enough, you'll feel
me inside of you. It can sometimes hurt when I
come in your ear. If I'm really big, the neighbors
might complain, and hard banging can make me even bigger.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
God, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Okay, that's more difficult. I got it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
Can you do it again?

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:02:16):
Sure, I come in waves.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (01:02:18):
If I'm big enough, you'll feel me inside of you.
It can sometimes hurt if I come in your ear.
If I'm really big, the neighbors might complain. And hard
banging can make me even bigger.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
The neighbor is throwing me off.

Speaker 10 (01:02:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
I don't even have a guess for this one. I
initially just put water in that case, right down, all
seven things? Yeah, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:02:42):
Anyone can complain. It's not neighbor specific.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Yeah, but like, why the neighbors complain about sound waves? Yeah?
I just have sound, that's the answer. Sound. I put
loud music.

Speaker 13 (01:02:52):
Well, it's noise on hard.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Alight, Okay, I'm the one, all right, all right, stupid,
you're working audio in the medium? All right, dirty minds game?
Next one?

Speaker 13 (01:03:06):
All right, you have to pay someone to get on me.
I could give you a trojan. I don't really get
that one, but whatever. Without protection, you could catch something
nasty from me. You're not happy when I go down
on you, and I allow you to have intercourse with strangers?

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Intercourse? Really?

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Are you?

Speaker 7 (01:03:28):
Also known as sex.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Discourse?

Speaker 7 (01:03:33):
Okay? Good points.

Speaker 13 (01:03:37):
Incourse says intercourse, But technically it would make more sense
of it said discourse.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Okay, but on the card it actually says okay, can
you read them again? Please?

Speaker 7 (01:03:45):
On the card says intercourse.

Speaker 13 (01:03:47):
You have to pay someone to get on me, Okay,
I could give you a trojan without protection, you could
catch something nasty from me.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
I had it until then.

Speaker 13 (01:03:56):
But go ahead, you're not happy when I go down
on you. That makes sense, and I allow you to
have intercourse or discourse with strangers.

Speaker 8 (01:04:04):
While we're on the topic, intercourse is actually it's been sexualized,
which is a good point of this game. Actually, huh,
we talk about sexual intercourse. What actual intercourse is just
what what she's saying, communication or dealing between individuals or groups.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
But we we hyper sexualize in these days sexual Joba
the hut is that we wrote down Joba the hut.
Did you write that?

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
I put down two things? A horse or a motorcycle?

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Yeah? I rode horse.

Speaker 7 (01:04:34):
Really know those are all wrong? Really the merry ground.

Speaker 13 (01:04:39):
No, it's the internet, everybody, Hey, someone to get on
the internet. I don't get the trojan on the.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Trojan trojan horse. So like you, you accept something or
download whatever something, and then inside of that is the
actual virus that jacks up your computer.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
That's what Greg does all the time, say the first computers, Yeah,
go to the first pay somebody get on me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
That'd be horse, Yeah, Trosian, I figured horse, right. The
third one is what threw me off, like maybe horses
and what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
Yeah, I thought, yeah, you paid a ride one, Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:05:11):
That was without protection you could catch something nasty from you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Yeah. I was like I didn't understand that one. Also,
you don't want the horse to go down like for
you know, true, Yeah, because you get thrown off or
the merry go round. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:05:22):
And then well the key one is I allow you
to have you know, intercourse with strangers.

Speaker 8 (01:05:26):
Yeah, you can talk to people on the rgrad yeah, yeah, motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
I felt so good about everything in those first two
two points through out the bad and the last two sucked.
The one all right, Tuesday takeover. It's Morgan in this
dirty minds game. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:05:42):
One another one?

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Yeah, yes, please all right.

Speaker 13 (01:05:44):
Even if I'm small, I can handle a threesome. Some
people are not capable of getting me erect. It's okay
to fall asleep when you're inside of me, got it.
After you get me up, you should tie me down.
And when it starts to get wet, you should come
on inside.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Yeah all right, that's you know what I'm saying, Gregs. Yeah,
I think we're gonna want to hear MENACE's answer first.
And then Sammy's.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
Maybe Johnny Weird, these are not people the flamboyant figure skater.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Yeah, how about how about you give him the clues
one more time. Attention man, close your eyes and focused.

Speaker 13 (01:06:21):
All right, all right, even if I'm small, I can
handle a threesome.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (01:06:26):
Some people are not capable of getting me erect. It's
okay to fall asleep if you're inside of me. After
you get me up, you should tie me down. And
when it starts to get wet, you should come inside
of me.

Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
Oh what you had before, Johnny Weir, But now I have.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Tent tent Yeah, Sammy would write down, she's still writing.

Speaker 7 (01:06:47):
Bunk bed, which is I mean, it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Because inside what's inside the bunk bed?

Speaker 7 (01:06:53):
Well, like when you go to the bottom bunk.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
The bottom bunk, would you scratch out before?

Speaker 7 (01:06:57):
Well, I couldn't remember all the clues before that's done.

Speaker 6 (01:07:00):
Shower, when you said the getting my thing and then
when you said them, I was like, okay, all.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Right, Greg would tent three, Let's do one more Tuesday
take over. It's the dirty minds game, Morgan, what's the
what are the clues?

Speaker 13 (01:07:15):
Let's see I sit on your face. Sometimes there's hair
that grows around me. You're happy when I come. You
have to use your lips to do me, and I'm
stuck between your cheeks.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
All right, one more time more?

Speaker 7 (01:07:33):
All right?

Speaker 13 (01:07:33):
I sit on your face. Sometimes there's hair growing around me.
You're happy when I come. You have to use your
lips to do me, and I'm stuck between your cheeks.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
See.

Speaker 7 (01:07:46):
I thought this won't be easy at first.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
At first, I was going to say lips because it's
like hair around. It could be hair around between your cheeks.

Speaker 7 (01:07:55):
You're on the right track.

Speaker 13 (01:07:56):
Teeth, No, right track, you'd be happy when I come.
That's also I never used teeth standing bounding factor.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Yeah, yeah, coming. God, Johnny weir n hut, job of
the hut. God, I'm really lost in this one. Uh men,
what did you write down? Nothing? Glasses can it's my

(01:08:27):
first sit on the face. First thing I thought it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
Was glasses exactly yea tongue.

Speaker 13 (01:08:35):
No, you're in the vicinity. Well, yeah, what am I
doing right now, Brian? Yeah, smile, smile, smile.

Speaker 7 (01:08:47):
Comes.

Speaker 13 (01:08:47):
Oh, come on, I sit on your face. Sometimes there's
hair that grows around me. Men or thirty women, You're
happy when I come.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
That's the part of this night happy when I come like,
what does that mean?

Speaker 7 (01:08:58):
When there's a smile on your face, that means you're happy?

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
That's a stupid card. Somebody smiling it makes you happy,
but no one ever says a smile. A smile came, Yeah,
a smile? Yeah, I mean yeah, you just get rid
of that car. Okay, and I refuse to end on
that one.

Speaker 13 (01:09:16):
Okay, I got a quick one, this will be Capone
had a short one, The Beaver had a long one.
Bono does not use his Miss Potters was Harry and
John Silver's was long.

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
O easy, got it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
What was the last wand what?

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:09:38):
I love the confidence?

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
I thought it was a Wiener joke.

Speaker 13 (01:09:41):
Last one is John Silver's was long from the top. Okay,
Capone had a short one. The Beaver had a long one.
Bono doesn't use his Miss Potters was Harry and John
Silver's was long.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Oh is it a tail? No Johnny tail? Beaver tail?

Speaker 9 (01:10:01):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:10:01):
John Silver did have a ponytail.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
What was it? What was the John Silver quick clue?

Speaker 7 (01:10:06):
John Silver's was long?

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Okay, yeah, yeah, oh that should long John Silver, Yeah,
that should be the alter restaurant. Hush puppy. That should
be those little kraklings. Yeah, yeah, you got any guess Beard?

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
You want to tell you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Beard's a good Yeah, but like Bonald doesn't use his Yeah,
you shave it again. Do you know what is mess?

Speaker 13 (01:10:31):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Greg, you want to throw your guest in before I
tell everyone a restaurant? Restaurant? Correct? Answer his first name?

Speaker 8 (01:10:40):
Yes, crag long John Silver, Yeah, al capone two letters.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Bono of course not use his first name. Oh wow, yeah,
the beaber one.

Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
I don't get what was Bono's name in real life?

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Well either is long.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
What was the one about the beaver?

Speaker 7 (01:10:55):
It says the beaver had a long one?

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Oh thea do Yeah, if it's a beaver. Oh wow,
talk about a pull from shy.

Speaker 9 (01:11:08):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
That's how you play the Dirty Mines game. So what'd
you guys think? I like it? I like it? Yeah,
I think I think it's fun. On the text, what
do you think of these Tuesday takeovers? Like, people just
have an idea they want to try on the show.
We try it out and then you guys, if you
like it, we can we can bring it back at
some other point in time.

Speaker 9 (01:11:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:11:25):
I did rip up that one quick, that one back.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Hey, nice fine, yeah, I read take a quick break.
We got some more monies show for you. Next, hang on.
Well from the Dirty Minds game, which a lot of
people in the text seem to really enjoy and thank
you for that. Was really fun all all the feedback when.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
It started, I thought this is way too easy, and
then on.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Hot but yeah it's really hard. Yeah, like a Dirty
Minds game was fun while driving work. Have a good one.
Donna in Dallas. Also shout out to Jan it's his
birthday today, thirty six nice job. Morgan loved the game
seven one four fun game, bring it back, love it Yeah.
A lot of cool stuff this game and that voice.

(01:12:12):
I'm an electrician, fit, five foot ten and a homeowner.
Is Morgan interested in a blind date? Too short? Five
head is way too short for Morgan?

Speaker 7 (01:12:22):
Yeah, five shorter than me. I'm like five ten and
a half.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Yeah, so sorry dog, Yeah yeah sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
Cold game could have been my dream man. But yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
You got a job. Got a job in your stable,
na and a home. Let's going from dirty Minds to
dirty people. This wedding photographer in Minnesota got busted. He's
facing charges after he filmed a bride naked while she
was getting ready in her bridal suite. He set up
a hidden camera recorded her in her underwear. She had
her boobs out the whole thing, and police were able

(01:12:53):
to identify the bride who watched the footage and then confirmed, yeah,
that was me. The wedding was back in twenty twenty
and the only reason they found out about this is
because the photographer's wife turned him in. Oh she gave
him a thumb drive that I guess had this video
plus a mother even more sexually explicit stuff on it.
So he's going to be in court next week. Website

(01:13:14):
still up, though, says here promise to provide timeless. He
had captivating photos and videos that will do justice to
your uniquely perfect love star. It is timeless. Yeah. And also, guys,
I'm sorry to report, but there is a creeper dolphin
in the news the news. It's a lonely and sexually

(01:13:35):
frustrated dolphin who has been attacking swimmers in Japan. There's
your oh there it is fan. This is a bottlenose
dolphin and so far he's attacked eighteen people. At least
six of those people have been injured. One swimmer ended
up with broken ribs.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
One kid had to get twenty stitches on his finger. Whoa. Now,
some experts think the dolphin might have been ostracized from
its own community and just seeking alternative companionship, but others
think he's just horny. Okay, bottle. Those dolphins have sexual
frustrations and the desire to dominate, and that can lead
to injuring people that they interact with.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
Oh my god, about this a lot when people swim
with dolphins. I want to go to this place. There's
a hilton on the Big Island where you can swim
with them and waste my water. But dude, I hear
about dolphins like humping people all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
You've never swim with dolphins. No, dude, We've done it
a number of times. It's fun. They're cool. They're the
dogs in the ocean. Yeah, they really are. They act
like dogs, they're like they're social like dogs. They're like dogs.
They can hump like dogs.

Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
Let's go do it, right, And when you're with him,
are they like shockingly big? They seem like they wouldn't
be that big, but then if you're right up with it,
it would be.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
I mean, I've been close. They're sweet. They're really sweet.
I mean, you know, seabas got raped by a dolphin. Sweet.
They're sweet until they try to drown you. But see,
like literally I'm saying, like, you know, you're always trying
to slam, so probably got that kind of like energy
from you.

Speaker 8 (01:15:04):
It was a female dolphin, and she thought the best
they could say. She thought I was messing with its
child because they had both, even though I was not.
I was not outside of the group. I was not messing.
I was not poking the blowhole on you. I think,
like what he said, I had the energy because I
turned around and it's right on top of you. Because
they'll do this thing, will they We were kind of
semi open water. It was fenced off and it was

(01:15:24):
like twelve to fifteen feet storkling, and so they said, well,
you know, get some seaweed and throw it out and
the dolphin will come play fetch and.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
They did that fantastic cool.

Speaker 8 (01:15:34):
I turned around and it's right in front of me
and it's trying to bite me. Oh no, it's like, hey,
a dolphin.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
It was probably turned on by your muscle, that's yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:15:44):
The musk got in the water right like a shark
and smell blood from right. Luckily it was toward my
flippers and I did. I was able to kind of
like kick at it to keep it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Then, Wow, that just makes it horny?

Speaker 8 (01:15:53):
Or did I tried to fly down the trainers who
were like, hey, what's what's going on over here?

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
Yeah, they're all smoking weed. Wam it came by tail
whipped me in the back.

Speaker 6 (01:16:02):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Damn. They never had a guy that great experience. I
didn't try to get hummed. Yeah, they didn't think I
was trying to mess with their babies. It was It
was fun and they're they're really sensual. They were. They
were really sweet, not even joking.

Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
I have been kissed by whales, like the small whales.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Yeah yeah that's fine. Yeah. Oh yeah, they'll give you
kisses too. Yeah you know, need you a little tricks? Yeah,
your baby? All right? More, what the show is coming up?

Speaker 15 (01:16:31):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:16:31):
You want to play Psycho Killer?

Speaker 15 (01:16:33):
Can I be the helpless victim?

Speaker 9 (01:16:35):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:16:35):
Please don't kill me, mister ghost face. I want to
be in the sequel.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
This is the Woodie Show.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
I thought, uh, Greg was going to reach over and
smack Sammy. We're talking off the air, and he said
something about or she said something about how she likes turbulence.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
I know, on an airplane insanity.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Yeah, so what do you actually like it?

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:16:59):
I do.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
It's like, yeah, it's fun, like fun something.

Speaker 7 (01:17:03):
In my brain.

Speaker 6 (01:17:04):
Everything's like, oh, we're going down, like I'm not going
to go down in a.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Plane crash like that, like to live like that. Yeah.
Greg just starts grabbing the arm rest. Oh yeah, felt,
And then the flight attendant comes over and now ss hey, sir,
We're gonna have to move you because I'm just creeping
out the other passengers. Yeah. True story.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
Just when you thought she was coming over to you
to say would you like a drink or something? Or
can I hold your hand? You know, we're vanishing you
to the seat near the toilet in the very back.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:17:30):
I was on a flight the other day and I
was pretty empty, and it was kind of the turbulence
hit and it's like the tails like just going back
and forth.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Yeah. Well, in the news, there's an Alaska Airlines flight
that was forced to divert because the pilot admitted that
he was not certified to land the plane at this
particular airport they were going to, which I think was
Jackson Hole. Oh my a hole, and he admitted it
while they're up in the air. Yeah, So they landed
in Salt Lake. Another pilot had to replace him, and

(01:18:02):
then they carried on to Wyoming. So three hours later
they land in Jackson Hole.

Speaker 5 (01:18:08):
Well I really see a minute and true, but.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Like, okay, so when you get on the plane, they
just kind of throw it at you at that point, like, oh,
we're going to Jackson Hawking. Oh guess what. Yeah right,
I'm not certified the land there.

Speaker 7 (01:18:20):
Yeah, let him know before you're up in the air.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
Yeah. So the airline released a statement saying the flight
was diverted because the pilot didn't have the correct paperwork.
I thought about that too. Remember I told you about
my experience in the emergency room where they're still running
things down with pen and paper and then going and
entering it into the system. Like, there's got to be
a more efficient way. Bring an iPad, bring a laptop,
have people fill that or have me filled out with

(01:18:43):
the iPad while I'm sitting there waiting on results or
waiting for someone to come help me. Let's do that.
The paperwork for airplanes, we can't make that digital. Well,
they have to bring it from the opposite side of
the airfield. As soon as we get that paperwork, we'll
be on our way. Folks. I don't know, how about
you just make a digital right Texas paperwork. That's the
biggest excuse that that's the new checks in the mail.

(01:19:03):
That is right, It really is. Whenever somebody has to
delay it kick something down the road, they go, oh paperwork. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
Don't you think overall being a commercial airline pilot would.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Get really boring? No, I think it'd be cool.

Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
I think like once you're up in the air and
you're like, okay, here we go again, and then you
land and then you're.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Gont that every job you're sitting in a cubicle and
you're crunching, you know, spreadsheet or.

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
Well you're struck in the small space can be like
a cubicle. Yeah, true, but you can get up and
walk around and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Yeah. I don't know why it's different to me, but
I think driving for a living would be awful. Yeah.
Being a truck driver I think would be really hard
because everybody sucks. I mean, we drive around just to
work and people want to kill themselves exactly. Imagine like
that's your office.

Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
But that's Somethingking airline pilot is almost like a truck driver.
It's like you're in this small space.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
Yeah, ever you're not dealing with other I mean, yeah,
there's driver up there, but people aren't cutting you off.

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
Yeah, truck drivers dealing with a holes like constantly.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
True. Yeah, people in chargers and calendars, you know, sitting
in traffic. Well, the naked bike ride, it's an annual
tradition sea bats. I think part of them bike's gone
to it. You love the because I'm against a big

(01:20:20):
oil and tro bike. Yeah, that's one reason. I think
you're a little titillated by the sights and the smells. Well,
it is certainly titillating. Well, it's wienerlating, I should say. Yeah,
there's a lot of dudes right like what do you
what did you say? The split was like between men
and women.

Speaker 8 (01:20:33):
It was it was like seventy five, twenty five. But
even this year, guys were saying, man, the chicks are
like it's a sausage fest.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
This year it was a weak. Yeah, it was like
five to one, maybe six to one.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
Yeah, I know it's not your thing, but would you
ever have the nerve to do it?

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:20:48):
I was going to ask the same the nerves certainly,
although not it doesn't have the body to do it
in this in this climate of everyone having smartphones, because yeah,
like they do it like a new dis resort. They
do like fun runs, you know, do a five k
or something, right, but no one's out there taking photos
because they're all part of the group. But when you're
on city streets and anybody in the car is like,

(01:21:10):
what the hell is that?

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Right? Yeah? Yeah, you know, like Mena says, those photos
last forever.

Speaker 5 (01:21:15):
Yeah, everything you ever do for the rest of your life,
somebody will tweet it to you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
That'll be They'll die in a car, right, that'll be
the file photo.

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
Yeah, because if I had that's the one they'll use
for the paper. If I had a rock and Body,
I would totally do it well and rock and Wiener too, Well,
that's what I meant, the whole thing, from head to toe.
E fact, it was rocking, I would do it.

Speaker 8 (01:21:35):
There was a fire that kind of went around a
few weeks ago. I think London was one of the
first cities to have THEIRS and this dude was like
out in the middle, you do it, and his wiener
was in full regression.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Everyone's laughing.

Speaker 8 (01:21:48):
He didn't care because it's not because it's not about sexuality,
it's about the body being free.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
But everyone was having quite good time with him. This
is the the naked bike ride. Sea Bass went to it,
and he talks to some of the people who are
there participating and ask them a little bit of you
know stuff, questions and whatnot. Get to know him a
little bit. And the last question we always ask. We've
been doing this for years, can I smell your bike seating?
So it's a little game that we play to try
to figure out will they allow it? Will they be

(01:22:13):
fine with that? Or will they be creeped out? And
tell SeaBASS here to hit the brick? I crossed the line. Yeah, Now,
who's the first person here? First guy is Harold. He's
an og.

Speaker 8 (01:22:22):
He's been around since before this was even kind of
a real thing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
His name's Harold.

Speaker 8 (01:22:26):
I would assume sixty years about I'd say about sixty
years old. He's going to give us some more insight
to what this protest is all about.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
All right, simple nudity is legal, so long is part Jesus?
How old is he?

Speaker 9 (01:22:38):
Sixty ish?

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Ninety?

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
I know he sounds like the grave.

Speaker 8 (01:22:45):
This is what looks funny against right voice shaming.

Speaker 9 (01:22:48):
There shimple nudity is legal, so long is part of
an official protest, which of course is Ryder's a threefold protest,
one to reduce the dependency on fop tuels, to promote
bicycle shafety and awareness, and to promote body acceptance.

Speaker 8 (01:23:06):
Now, can I ask how did you equip your bicycle
today for the naked bike ride?

Speaker 9 (01:23:10):
Besides my shigne, I do put an extra cover over
the sheet so that way no do to necessity easily washed.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
So this is like a towel that's been taped on.

Speaker 9 (01:23:23):
Towel that's been taped on. You should actually use a
sharong wrap. My bike breaks down and I have to
wait for the ride back in one of the chase vehicles.
I have something I can put on to stay legal.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
May I smell your seat?

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
God? So that is a rough sixty Oh yes? Does
he have left? By the way, I'm sure it's more
than a threefold going on? There is he protest? First off,
how dare you all Hereld's a wonderful man. And second off,
that's a true professional because he is he's prepared. Yea,
all cyclists no you get flats whatever, be standing there

(01:24:01):
with your butt crack in the air while you're a
man's wrong. Yeah, let's see, I will say I will
say that because he's prepared and he can launder the towel,
so he's thought about the smell and things with the
bike seats, so he may not be worried to be
embarrassed by the nasty smell. But at the same time,
he also seems like a like one of these guys

(01:24:22):
that you talk it's like a baseball purist as a
matter of fact. Yeah, they're like, wait, they take a
way too serious. So like the fact that you're asking
to smell the seats like that. Yeah, Like he like,
this is not to be made fun of. This is
a very serious thing that we're doing here. It's not
just all fun and games and nudity. So gotta split.
What do you think, Greg, I he think he's gonna
do it. I was thinking along those same lines.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
He's very matter of fact, he's taking this seriously. This
is not silly. So I'm I'm thinking he's gonna say, no.

Speaker 5 (01:24:50):
Okay, menace No, I'm gonna think yes, I think he's
like seen and done everything.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
You get enough you don't care. Yeah, you don't care.
Yeah about that too. Like older people are a little
bit more like, yeah, yeah, I'll far in the grocery store.
Yeah yeah, I'll say that he will allow it to me.
You said no, I'm saying no. Okay, let's find out.
Harold Naked Bike Ride twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
I smell your seat if you wish. Oh, okay, hold
on one more real quick n one.

Speaker 8 (01:25:22):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
I think whatever was on there, it kind of baked off.

Speaker 9 (01:25:26):
There wouldn't be anything there except for suntown lotion.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
I guess a showered this morning. Huh.

Speaker 9 (01:25:31):
Of course, not that I slept any last night. Really,
I was doing other stuff. I didn't get home until
one in the morning and had me up four point
thirty to get here. When we're done with the second ride,
I go from here for a gaming tournament, and then
I don't get home again until after midnight one o'clock tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
What kind of gaming tournament? Nature's the gathering?

Speaker 13 (01:25:49):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:25:50):
Oh wow?

Speaker 8 (01:25:52):
Oh yeah, right, that toune I got you a little
magic the gathering music here woodie.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Oh my god, dude. Really like people are like, oh,
I watched all the Marvel movies. I'm such a nerd.

Speaker 8 (01:26:03):
T he no, the man who's up till after midnight
two nights in a row, going to magic tournaments et.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Die day, living his best life. Yes he is. I
think in between he's going to the naked bike ride.

Speaker 8 (01:26:17):
He's so active, exactly, you are very busy wrapping on
his voice.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
I know, look how much stuff he can do in
one day. He's doing more's I always been able to
live to four hundred years old, So of course I
had to ask him about this magic the Gathering late
night tournament. He's talking to a bonus from from Harold.
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
Now, these are the cash tournaments just for fun, this.

Speaker 9 (01:26:35):
One here is you're just playing for promo pack prizes.
But this is a new shit that just came out
a week and a half, two weeks ago. And like
the guy shouldn't next to me last night twenty five
bucks for the event. He pulled over one hundred dollars
worth of cards out of.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
Ishpac what's the best magic Gathering card you own?

Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:26:53):
I have an absolutely Christiane Mint Black Lotus. Current value
on it is probably one hundred between one hundred and
one hundred and twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Thousand, thousand, way, it's definitely afford a dentist or some dentures.

Speaker 8 (01:27:10):
How about this though, that's such a known magic and
my little brother played when he was a child. Appropriately
but by the way, yeah, I even knew what the
black lotus is. It's like a no, they excuse me.
It's not allowed in tournament plays.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
It's so powerful.

Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
Oh wow, somebody want.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
To say, hey, sew, your black lotus gets you a car.

Speaker 9 (01:27:29):
Well, I have a car, just got a blown head
gash kit. But no, my goal is I have the
whole power nine. Those nine together are worth closer to
two hundred plus thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
In about four years, they should peek.

Speaker 9 (01:27:42):
Over a million. That's when I show them that is
my retirement friend.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Okay, honest, honest question. Do you think this guy has
ever put that penis in a woman before?

Speaker 8 (01:27:51):
You know, probably in the eighties, Yeah, you know, I say,
in high school college. Yeah, although he's involved in things
that are not friends towards getting laid, that's for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
Oh yeah, but maybe he wears his cards like on
a chain so all the ladies can see it, like, yeah,
look at this ball, all the ladies at the magic
the gathering.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
It sounds like he's making the most of his sad
old life, you know, like he's at least got there
doing stuff that he likes. And he's you know, and
that's the thing when you're doing that sort of stuff
and gathering bike riding. Yeah, he's happy. All those cards.
Naked Bike Ride, Uh, Sea Masthew's next. Okay, this is
an actual young woman. There are very few of these
at the Naked Bike Ride, so I made sure to
talk to him at least ones. Yeah. Right.

Speaker 8 (01:28:32):
Her name is Sierra. It's you know, it's her first
time out and she's naked. Uh top when I talked
to her top lists.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Okay, but I.

Speaker 8 (01:28:40):
Because I think a lot of girls will wear bottoms
just because it's you know, you don't want that stuff
going on. It's cleaner, it's cleaner regardless. Okay, So here's Sierra.

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
What number naked bike ride this for you? This is
my first one.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
I guess I'm stepping my feet. I haven't been a
newdist before this, but I'm open to it, like bropen
to it. It's fun to just be naked. Yeah, it's
just nice and it's good for you.

Speaker 8 (01:29:06):
How did you set up your bike differently at all?
Or did you for the naked bike ry.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
We rented bikes, so there was no setup required. I
just had to go and get the bike.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
Did did you reveal to the MDA Hey I'm gonna
be naked on this thing? No I did not. I
did not. Man, I smell your seat.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
Oh now she's one and done. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:29:29):
Well she also said, you know, it's I can see
why young women don't go to this thing because it's
it's all old dudes. And also you're naked in public.
Oh do we have a text here? Post Malone bought
a blackloadus magic the gathering code.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
Oh, it was something else, but all right, let's see.
Will she allow it?

Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
I mean she sounds, uh, she sounds pretty fun like
she's adventurous and you know whatever. I mean, you're not
asking the like sniffer actual butt, just the seat. Yeah,
so I'll say she'll allow it. I think she'll be hesitant,
but she'll be open. She's like, okay, what do you think.

Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
She likes being naked?

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
She's giving it a chance. It's her first ride.

Speaker 4 (01:30:14):
I'm gonna I'm still I'm getting a no vibe, So
I'm gonna say no, Okay, I think.

Speaker 6 (01:30:20):
She's going to say yes, because she's going to try
and prove how open she.

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
Is to everything. Okay, I'm a cool girl, all right,
Well let's find out naked bike ride.

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
Man, I smell your.

Speaker 8 (01:30:28):
Seat, yeah, if it was near me, yes, let's say
you put your bike away already, Yes we did. Yeah,
I can smell that seat.

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
Yeah, I would go for a seat.

Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
Does it smell like ass?

Speaker 8 (01:30:47):
It's a little sweaty smelling, but I think the sun
really is helping a lot because it's kind of burning
off that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:30:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
Wait where was she sitting?

Speaker 8 (01:30:54):
So she was sitting on a like a little railing,
having lund and there was a couple are bikes riding
from her, So I assum those were her bikes.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
But apparently she put her up. But she was for
him to grant you permission, as if he had to
speak for her, she could grant her own. This guy
cap was he with her?

Speaker 9 (01:31:10):
Well?

Speaker 8 (01:31:11):
He okay, I asked, and that was a He was
the reason she was there. He introduced her to this,
although he of course did, although she was very she
was very firm that he was just a friend.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
And he's trying to get that friend naked. Yeah, yeah, totally. Hey,
we know what we should do. Let's go to the
naked bike ride to friends. He's trying to crack out
of the friend zone, you know, So I mean, you
know we should do. We should go down to like
as friends. We should go down his naked bike about
environmentalism and stuff, right, all right, So we're gonna take
a quick break. We'll come back. We got more from

(01:31:41):
the naked bike ride and can I smell your bike seat?
So far, I'm two for two. I'm killing the game
this morning.

Speaker 8 (01:31:48):
And look the winner, get for I got one of
their seat towels here.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Want to win, all right? So that's going up next
to her on the Woody Show. Hang on back, we'll
be this. We're going through some of the audio that
Sea Bass collected the naked bike ride, talking to a
couple different people already, and we have our next person.

(01:32:16):
And it always ends the conversation always ends with can
I smell your bike seat?

Speaker 8 (01:32:21):
May I smell yes? May I smell yeah? I don't
have a loss of smell.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
Yeah? And who's next?

Speaker 8 (01:32:26):
This is Dava and Davia had a whole setup on
a gas scooter. Was I had like a bunch of
signs and is that kind of defeat the purpose. Well,
they have things that are support scooter. They have support vehicles,
and those support vehicles okay, you know, have water and
if someone gets hurt or they need you know, supplies
or eat blah, bikes, breakdown, et cetera.

Speaker 9 (01:32:46):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:32:46):
And Davia had this like box with CDs and he
was promoting promoting the band that he had.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
The band is well, well, I'll have David tell us
about that, all right.

Speaker 15 (01:32:55):
The band is called Naked Lion nak Apostrophe d l
I O N. They started off as a ukulele kind
of parody band, so they did instead of money money,
they did nudy nudy, or instead of under my thumb,
did it under my bum And they started from there
and eventually then I jumped in plane base and now

(01:33:15):
we've got a full album that has been released.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
I see you on a scooter. Were you on a
bicycle or a scooter today? I took the scooter the
whole time. I'm just on the ride being helpful. Mas
smell your seat.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
Huh oh wow, all right, obviously naked you know, my
gut's telling me no on this one. Really a series
support guy. He's like one of the Yes, he's more
like an official capacity. He's a volunteer technically, I know,
but still even even still like he's part of the.

Speaker 8 (01:33:45):
That's what I'm green with you. I'm saying, yes, he's
an official volunteer.

Speaker 5 (01:33:48):
Does he have like a special vest or anything? Yeah,
indicating that he's a special wrist band. Yeah, yeah, Okay, Yeah,
I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say no, Greg Gory.

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
I get a yes vibe from him. I mean, like
his whole band's thing is making nude parody type songs.
I'm gonna say.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
Yes, nudy, nudy, nudy, nudy.

Speaker 6 (01:34:09):
Yes, Sammy, I'm gonna say yes as well.

Speaker 7 (01:34:12):
I think it's his whole thing and he's a volunteer.

Speaker 6 (01:34:15):
What are they gonna do fire him?

Speaker 1 (01:34:18):
Well, let's find out. It's the naked bike ride.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
May I smell your seat?

Speaker 15 (01:34:25):
It's a weird question to ask a lady. Oh, I mean,
I don't know if you would would want to. It's
uh hot as hell and you will one hundred percent
burn your face?

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
May I?

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
Uh sure? Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
Yeah, you're right, it just smells like heat.

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
Oh yeah, no, no, like not. I mean, depending on
what part of the ride. It's gonna smell like grilled meat.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
Damn. I mean you really have to like lead into it.
Do make it happen? Yeah, yeah, don't take them for
an answer. Yeah. Wow, he didn't want to. He was
even trying to talk you out of it.

Speaker 8 (01:35:02):
But that was that was a nice thing about it
being so hot over the weekend. He was hot everywhere
off the set, right, it wasn't swampy and.

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
Yeah, gross naked bike ride? Who's next?

Speaker 8 (01:35:11):
Hold on you guys, don't want to hear any of
the songs the bangers, all right, give me the give
me the best one, all right. Unfortunately on their album
they don't have any of the parody songs. They have
their originals. Well, here's the okay, let's find out. Here's
the one that's called she treats you like a gay
best friend.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
Okay, you attractive, she treats you like a gay friend.
The shopping Jesus never she gets all your money and
then you take your But she treats you like a
gay as a friend. That's not like that.

Speaker 5 (01:35:55):
That's actually not terrible. If he did like music videos
to it and put on YouTube, I would see people
enjoying it.

Speaker 7 (01:36:01):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
Here the the advertisement that we're running on the radio
station for the podcast. It's called does This make It?
Does this Murder make Me Look Gay? Oh? Yes, yeah,
we were in an advertisement that runs all the time.
I hear it all the time. Is a podcast called
does This Murder Make Me Look Gay? How much is
our great pay for that podcast? But great names?

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:36:23):
He gets to go to Nobu Yeah, and like eat
for free, so.

Speaker 1 (01:36:27):
That's not cheap. All right? Who do we have next
here for the naked bike Ride?

Speaker 8 (01:36:30):
This is Don and guess what don knew who I was? Okay,
we've got fans in the Naked bike Ride.

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
Nice Halla, Don Naked Bike Ride. So we're here with
Don and Don. You say you listen to the Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
Sure do.

Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
I keep trying to get Greg and Manace to come out,
but they won't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
They're big chickens when it comes to the naked bike Ride.
I think they they build it up as scarier and
then they're in their mind that it is in reality. Now,
how did you set up your bike today for the
naked bike Ride? Well, just my drawing off towel and
powerful one.

Speaker 8 (01:37:04):
But he's probably pretty sweaty this year because it's just
hot riding.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
Mass.

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
Smell your seat.

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
Oh, he's gonna totally say yes, Oh yeah, there's no
way going on here is yeah, yeah, definitely yes, Greg, yes, absolutely, Sammy, yes,
definitely yes. All right, Uh, let's see don at the
naked bike ride.

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
Mas, smel your seat, go ahead, it should.

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
Be pretty clean, should be till how's it going on?

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
No, no poop smells you actually get snipping through it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
Yeah, I don't fake anything, I'll fake sniff.

Speaker 8 (01:37:47):
Yeah, it's it's been used obviously. I would say like
it reminds me of a good.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
Will We'll I carry it all week long.

Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
Look like so much, Don, I'm joining up.

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
And if you can grabble by for a skateboard or something, ea,
scooter even I've seen some yeah anything? All right, Oh wow,
there's easy.

Speaker 9 (01:38:05):
For I like you.

Speaker 3 (01:38:07):
I like you.

Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
I would love to see naked on a skateboard. Well,
there's your naked bike ride for twenty twenty four. Everybody.

Speaker 14 (01:38:15):
Yeah, and here one more song on the way out.
It's a yeah, it's called from Naked Lion. This is
a sad song to help you score.

Speaker 5 (01:38:26):
Don't get a scoot you can't.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
All right, she'd like you, teacher, if you have a
thing for Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
Yeah, you can't hear about anything anymore without getting feed involved, right, Yeah,
it's so trending. But this is really good in the nineties.
Oh fat, it's so good. It's so good. I'd rather
hear commercials.

Speaker 4 (01:38:50):
Actually on A show man will eat something gross.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
Yeah, he'll be hungry at an.

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
Hour the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
We'll be right back.