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Wood Today is Thursday, December nineteenth, twenty twenty four.
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for you on the show today. How about a dumbass contest?
The cracker barrel price is right about you know, they
always have that all that crap for sale in the store.
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They got a lot of really good candy and things
like that. But otherwise it's a bunch of stuff that
Greg would never in a million years.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Called awesome decor. That's what it's called.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Today, We're gonna sixty nine in the news and since
the Throwback Thursday some of the best movie soundtracks of
all time get to that conversation and Gina grad the
Idaho inmate prison pen pal, plus Sea Bass's local news
story of the day, and also since a Throwback Thursday,
this is something I've been wanting to bring up. I
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want you to think back like the early two thousands.
People were asked, what don't you miss about the early
two thousands, and I'll I'll give you one of the
things that people already hit up with the with the
question the music sucked? If it wasn't boy bands and
teen idols, it was new metal?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Okay? What was it?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Was something I liked? I liked a lot of the
new metal stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
He still does.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
I still do.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Just because it's not the early two thousands anymore doesn't
mean I don't like it now.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Yeah, I would say slow internet.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Ye to dial up internet. Nostalgic as it is, that
mess was so inconvenient that noise lives forever in my memory.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Also texting hit the Yeah that T nine where texting. Yeah, kids,
they didn't have the letters. You actually have to hit
each number multiple times to get a letter.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
T nine was the predictive text, so you only had
hit it once and it would know that you were
spelling whatever word it was.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yeah, I remember like two two, two, five, five, six,
sixty six, you know whatever.
Speaker 8 (03:19):
That was the regular ABC version.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
And the T nine. I was alive back then.
Speaker 9 (03:23):
But the other day I had a thought like, how
did we know like one and where to meet up
back then?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, like, oh we made.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Plan if you're running late, and you wrote and you
wrote down directions. But I was like, how do we
even early two thousands we had phones because that's when
I had that Palm Pilot phone. It was the Palm phone. Yeah,
but like that was kind of like one of the
first like I don't want to call me. It wasn't
a smartphone.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Yeah, but I think he's talking about if you're a teenager,
I guess you would just have like a destination, like, hey, dude,
how did I get to a house you.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
At three o'clock?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You would print out maps and stuff. Yeah, they would
tell you directions or meet me at one o'clock at
such in such a place.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Here's some other things. You still see a lot of
these graphic t's by corporate fashion houses of small businesses
that don't actually exist. So you could buy the old
Navy's notorious for this. You could buy a shirt there
that says Coral Surf Shop or a J's ice cream shop,
Like why are you wearing shirts with fake ads on them?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
And why was that cool? Well, you know what it was.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
It was I want to look like I was shopped
at the thrift store, but I don't want to spend
the time of actually going there and going through all
their shirts finding something, yeah, to look like like ironic.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Yeah, I remember, like some of them would have like
the funny ones. Oh you remember the the shirts I
would say, like Dick's longboards, right, you know big Johnson shirts. Yeah,
big Johnson.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
That's what I'm thinking of.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Yeah, yeah, you're big Johnson. You're big Johnson longboard.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
Yeah, some like dorky guys got a giant longboard like yeah,
hell yeah, and you wear that a shirt and you
get laid yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Automatic, I'll say fashion wise, what I don't miss about
that time here.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
It was all the like Chinese symbol stuff too. They
had that old shirts and everything like that.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I didn't get it.
Speaker 8 (05:05):
And like the chopsticks and the hair.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Oh, it was a big fashion trend.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
I was meaning to that one.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
No, just wasn't into the fashion trend.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
It's called microaggressions, do you uh well, no, you know what.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
You shouldn't be taken up for it because that would be
cultural appropriation.
Speaker 9 (05:20):
You know, speaking of which I think I was looking
at festivals now explicitly ban any kind of Native American
head dress. Like it's like you can't bring in glass,
professional video recording, you can't bring in lawn chairs. Every festival,
all those of whatever has no Native American head dress
because they don't want that to come up on their
social media. Yeah, because it, like I guess Coachella and
maybe the mid two thousands people are a wearing I.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Think the last person that really get busted for that
was Pharrell. He was writing cover.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
People are asked, what don't you miss about the early
two thousands? If you got some of the for us,
you can hit us off of the text to ninety seven.
This one says MTV and VH one stop playing music
for ridiculous dating shows like Rock of Love and A
Shot at Love. Back to fashion sweatpants and yoga pants
with words on the butt. It was so creepy to
see a preteen girl walking around with the word juicy
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or sexy on her butt.
Speaker 8 (06:12):
No, I miss those?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Were you looking at her butt because you missed those?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (06:17):
I love those? They were so comfortable and.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Do it? I guess I miss. I mean you're just
drawn attention to your butt.
Speaker 8 (06:25):
I was younger at the time, the.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
One people posting lyrics on Facebook publicly in a futile
attempt to convey a message to just one person.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
People still still guilty of that with these cryptic messages.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Oh, here's one I don't miss. When skinny was the
only acceptable body type. This was peak Victoria's Secret Angel
and Amber Crombie and Fitch model envy and tons of
blatant fat shaming.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I do miss that.
Speaker 9 (06:55):
Yeah, it's we brought this up many times, but at
some point people just decided that belly shirts were for everybody.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
It happened. It happened in the past ten years.
Speaker 9 (07:05):
Because now I walk around and these girls are wearing
like basically a sports bra and jeans, that are you know,
belly jeans there you have a gut that is hanging
out and you are intentionally and purposely showing that off
as if it looks good. When did people become collectively insane?
Like when did you look in the mirror and say, oh,
people want to see that?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
You know what you honestly, you know how I blame
It's the same reason. And you know they talk about advertising,
and you know, why are we showing all these like
kind of like full bodied people. You know, people just
don't know. I think the same reason that Greg and
I don't like watching My Lottery Dream Home on hd
TV and seeing somebody with a two hundred thousand dollars budget, right,
(07:45):
you know it's called My Lottery dream Home. I want
to see people searching for homes that have a private
theater or I want to be a lazy river right
like exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
I'm not saying size sixteen clothes shouldn't exist. I don't
want to see me on TV exactly. And people said, well,
you just blah blah blah.
Speaker 9 (08:02):
No what he doesn't go around here wear belly shirt
and you know, I know nobody wants to see that.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
He understands and he lives in reality, right. But you
know how I blame because I think they were the
first to do it. Dove. Dove is the first company
to really embrace like fat chicks in.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Their or just like plus sized models.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Yes, I'm saying specifically chicks. And then it ended up being,
you know, all people for other things too, but there
were specifically targeting women with their their products, and so
it was I think like if I could go to
if I was chunkers in there, I like it.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
You know, there's a lot of companies now too that
I really appreciate.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Who will when it comes to clothes.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
Online or something like that, show it with a bunch
of different models. That way, whatever size you are, you
can see what it would look like on you versus
just the one skinny girl and you're trying to shop
online or figure out what it's going to look like
on you, and you wouldn't ever know they do that.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Now, Can you relate to fat clothes shopping?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
That's a good thing? Can I ask you? How can
you relate to that?
Speaker 10 (09:00):
Well?
Speaker 8 (09:00):
In the sense I can't look like.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
I don't care what the ad looks like. I don't
know how it's gonna look on me.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, you can't relate to.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
There's a lot of things I think that look cool
and then I see it like on try it on
and go, oh god, I can't pull this.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Yeah, you don't relate to, like putting your arm in
a sleeping an RM Max, I'm gonna try to put
this all the way on.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Man.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Sorry, So you're the only other person in this room
that would be able to relate to.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
You get a shirt, You're like, oh, this is cool,
and it looks like it's gonna fit.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
It looks huge. You're like, this might be too big,
and then you you you haven't even put it over
your head yet. You're like, no, no.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Yeah, you put your arm in that sleeve and you go,
wait a minute.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Yeah, and by the way, you put one leg in
a pair of patch like, nope, these aren't even right.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
You don't know that feeling, Sammy, You don't know what
you do. You do what you do?
Speaker 11 (09:47):
Want to hear it.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
No, you're gonna get mad at me for what it is.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
But it's that closer too big for me, and I problem.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
I hate I hate when I try on can and
my pans is too big. There's not enough room.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Issues finding gene chirts and I'm so mad. And then
finally I went to the kids section. I found a
pair that fit, but then the pockets are too small
because they're for kids, and so they look weird on
an adult even though they fit.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
And it sucks, and I can't find clothes either.
Speaker 11 (10:18):
Clothes are too unders say like, it's not a problem
in my life when it is, well.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
It's because you can easily find that stuff if you
really try it.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
This is no.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Sh and we are back at it and move right
along for you. This morning, we have sea masks. And
you know, he's always keeping an eye on these local
news reports that are happening all over the country and
some of the more on or unique ones, and he
(10:53):
takes those and he covers them for us right here
on the Woody Show, your local news story of the day.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
And I love ones with layers.
Speaker 9 (10:59):
And that's why we're going down to a South Florida
Local ten news Miami where a man was arrested after
a domestic dispute.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Oh no, but there are many things about this man
which are interest in layers. He likes layers.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Lay.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Here it is from again Local ten News only on
ten to nine.
Speaker 12 (11:15):
Body camera video showing the arrest of a quadriplegic man
accused of ramming officers with his motorized wheelchair. He's a
recording artist who lives in Southwest Miami Dads.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Okay, throw a lot at you right there, and he
was branding cops with his wheel his motorized wheelchair and
quadriplegic means he can barely move like one hand kind
of like that. So he's got he drives my wire,
you know.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Okay to like, how could a cop not just step
out of the way. Well, okay, man just.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Put a foot on the back of the wheel keep
it from moving.
Speaker 9 (11:48):
Point greg, let's go into ag his body cameras from
those officers of the quad attack.
Speaker 13 (11:54):
Okay, police say it's battery. That quadriplegic man says that's
not the case.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
And now we see the video out.
Speaker 10 (12:00):
Hey, I just said, what's gonna happ For the first time,
we are seeing body camera video when Miami Day police
say they were assaulted by a quadriplegic man.
Speaker 13 (12:11):
Police were called at the Southwest Miami Dade home of
Bryan Amassa, also.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Known as El Volante.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Oh my god, So as you heard right there.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
The guy. The cops said, hey, man, I'll hit you again.
You which, I get it.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
You could step away, of course, but it's still battery.
Even if it's not doing any damage. He's still being
a dick and he still saw battery here.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
He is very angry.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
It was also a battery in his wheelchair. You now,
so Elvelli and t I.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Believe he's a reggaetone artist. Man. Here's his big banger,
soy Valiente. Okay, check it out. I recommend going out.
Speaker 9 (13:01):
And checking l Velly and Teen's YouTube channel because you
will see him posing in his wheelchair with like I
guess gang colors in front of like a corvette and
a bunch of hot chicks dancing behind him.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
He's killing it. He's killing something. Here's here's another song
from his album Kidding Son Fun Sidebarres.
Speaker 14 (13:37):
So.
Speaker 9 (13:37):
We used to do a charity in college where we
raise money for people disabilities. What about chair Charity and
UH and sororities would team up to like donate their
time or whatever with us, and it was great and
so you make a little banner for that week for
the sorority. Well, I was in charge of one of
the sororities, and I made them a banner with our
fraternity logo and Timmy from and they didn't like that song.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Why because he's fun. He's a role model exactly. Yeah,
he rolls, he's a model.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
He's fanning. Come on, so lavel and t As. You
can hear right there. You can hear them in the video.
He's telling the cops, I'm ramming you with my chair.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
I'll do it again.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
What are you going to do about it? Well? He
when Local ten news showed up to interview him, he
lied and said no that I was what what are
you talking about? And he also didn't spit on the
cops either.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Okay, According to.
Speaker 13 (14:22):
The report, A Maska and his mother were involved in
an argument. But when mom is put in handcuffs, this happens.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Stop hitting me with When we interviewed a mask them,
he told us this. They claimed that I hit them
with my wheelchair? Did you? I absolutely did not.
Speaker 13 (14:40):
The report stated that you spit at an officer, right.
Speaker 15 (14:43):
I suffered from massive reflux, so I normally spit and
I spent like a totally different direction.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
But this is the video. What do you think that?
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Like all these cops have everything you do is on video.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
Yes, recorded, so the cops turn it off.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah, but I absolutely did not know.
Speaker 9 (15:04):
Well, here's the video where you are hitting them and
then you tell them they're gonna hit them some more.
And here's the video where you didn't spit in the bushes.
You aimed it right at the cop.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
And so about that, who's gonna Who's gonna not believe
a guy in a wheelchair?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (15:16):
But that is they're the most honest again layers here.
His mom was getting arrested because I guess she was
beating up on him. What's what's going on in the
volume tea Household? Oh my god, it's it's so insane.
Speaker 9 (15:30):
Yeah, So here's what happened. The mom gets arrested because
he's ramming the cops with his chair. They arrest him,
but they can't just throw the whole kitten kaboodle into
the back of the squad car. It's a big, you know,
motorized chair. So they put him on a gurney, put
him in the back of an ambulance, and then they
have to wheel the chair on the back of a
flat pit. That's awesome, but he did not like that.
Speaker 13 (15:51):
A Massa also told us he felt humiliated during his
arrest because he was separated from his motorized wheelchair, which
he says was damaged when it was put on a flatbed.
You see one officer appearing to text someone joking that
they were going to put him on the tow truck.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Oh damn, poor guy.
Speaker 16 (16:16):
Will you bro sut broy. You gotta disrespect, respect you
lords of the underworld.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
So yeah, on YouTube, you sive me the song. I'll
hear it later. Yeah, I got production qualities. Yeah, that's
not bad.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
All right, So we got the c mass local news
story of the day.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I found a story from Kentucky w k y T
Channel twenty seven from Lexington. We all know them, they're
a great channel.
Speaker 9 (16:55):
Well, they did a they did a coverage of a
lost pet, oh babe, and a neighborhood search for that pet.
And I think they hired a eight year old girl
to do the field coverage.
Speaker 17 (17:07):
You be the All right, there's a missing pet rooming
around Winchester right now.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
But it's no Fido.
Speaker 17 (17:13):
It's actually a redtail Boa constrictor that has been missing
since Tuesday. W k YT is Carly Hogson went out
and joined that search for the snake today.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Yeah, when I first started dating my first wife, my
ex wife, that's what she and her roommate had as
a pet, a Columbian redtail boa. And the roommate used
to bathe with this. And you know how I feel
about reptile people. Disgusting it was, but it was technically
more of the roommate snake. It was like the apartment pete.
Speaker 8 (17:44):
That sounds pretty los she took a bath with.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Yeah, that she was bathing with. The snake was just
like hanging on her while she was photos. Anyway, back
to the missing.
Speaker 11 (17:54):
Pet, meet Kia, an eight foot long Boa constrictor who
isn't just a reptile but a best friend to West
Cartwright and his family, including his six year old daughter.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
No, it's cool, she's not reading it.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
This inspires me that I could do this.
Speaker 9 (18:12):
You go to a small town, small city. Oh yeah,
all the reporters are like fourteen years old. They look
and sound like they're twelve exactly. So so, yeah, they're
looking for this red tail boa. And the guy's got
a six year old daughter.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Is she scared? So they talked to him.
Speaker 18 (18:28):
She'll actually laugh at everybody else who's scared of him
because she's a little petitue girl that you know, she
thinks it's anacilly to be scared. The snake is a pit,
just like a dog or cat.
Speaker 11 (18:38):
But the Cartwright family has been left distraught after Kia
escaped a cage, left home and hasn't returned.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Oh no, menace. You could beat her. You could spell
and pronounce better than she can. I whew that.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
What's the word?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
What was the word? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (18:52):
Which one once?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
She screwed up badly?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Say it again?
Speaker 6 (18:57):
I don't know which one she screwed up badly?
Speaker 5 (18:59):
I thought the whole when something gets free from something
or escaped blanks from prison, what is it?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Escaped? Escaped as good escape, escape, escape, escape.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
So shout out to escape. By the way they ended up.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Escape, they found the escape the escape, because that's the
point we're trying to make escape.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Escape. Here you go.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
But like, not only does she say it incorrectly, which
is you think journalism school, there's no editor that heard
that was like what the hey.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Yeah, we're not playing, we're not playing that. She's doing
her own editing and just sending it back to the
exact Yeah. By the way, they did find the snake.
It was in some like under some wooden noza.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Okay, excuse for them.
Speaker 9 (19:40):
So I was on WKYT's website again Lexington Channel twenty seven,
and I saw I saw this headline and I'm like, yep,
I got to see that.
Speaker 17 (19:48):
There are still several questions that may never be answered
about the Kentucky meat Shower of eighteen seventy six.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
What what Kentucky meat shower?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Now?
Speaker 5 (19:57):
That sounds like a sex move, like the filthy Sanchez totally.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Hey Greg, what are you going to do this weekend
about the Kentucky meat shower? Yeah? Every Saturday? Did you
google that?
Speaker 9 (20:08):
I didn't have to google it, manutes, because there are
several questions, like I have all the questions about the
Kentucky meat shower. So luckily again w KYT gave us
the details all right.
Speaker 13 (20:17):
On March third of eighteen seventy six, missus Rebecca Crouch
was outside with her grandson out of the clear blue sky.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Mate started to rain down and then I think people
in the area ate it weird and that's real.
Speaker 9 (20:37):
So the theories, well, the reason why it's real and
why this is a story is someone somewhere grabbed a
piece of the meat shower, put it in a jar
and saved it for one hundred and something years, and
now it's back at the museum for folks. Take a
look at this, you know, peanut butter jar.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
That's what you know. You're in a boring ass place. Hey,
look at the when they have a museum of their
stupid town, and this is what's in it.
Speaker 9 (21:03):
And it looks like like a one hundred fifty year
oldiece of beef jerky's sitting in from the oh real,
And you're.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Supposed to come look at it.
Speaker 9 (21:09):
Nice, cool, But now you might be a little sarcastic here, woody,
But the curator of this Loserville museum, oh, he's ripping out,
all right.
Speaker 19 (21:17):
A slice of the meat was saved from the phenomenon
and has been under the care of Transylvania University. But
on Saturday, the Backcounty History Museum got to return this
sliver back to its original meat locker.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Just to be in a space where everyone who walks
to the door knows the story and many of them
feel like a personal connection to the story is a yeah,
an incredible.
Speaker 9 (21:39):
Experiences incredible that is so weird, so by the way
Transylvania University, real university. They this is really actually fun fact,
there used to be an area of America called Transylvania.
This is before like what they were doing colonies and territories. Yeah,
and it was like vampires and stuff. No, because trans
across yeah, and Vania or Sylvania is woods and meant
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the area across the woods.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
And it was parts of like Virginia, North Carolina.
Speaker 9 (22:05):
But it was eventually absorbed by their places as they
kind of Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
There you go exactly. So yeah, that's that's it's there's
still a translating university. A lot of public presidents went there.
Costs about six.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
All the email kids want to go get their degree
and hang it on the road. Yeah, merged kids go
there for sixty grand a year. No, I was buying
the T shirt.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Oh yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Liked all the cool stuff from the student store. Yeah,
in all the sweatshirts and stuff in the quad.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
Yeah, take property of by border shirt. So yeah, go
go see a slice of meat and be amazed. In Kentucky,
All right, well there you go. Local news story of the.
Speaker 12 (22:44):
Day one body camera video showing the arrest of a
quadriplegic man accused of ramming officers with his motorized wheelchair.
He's a recording artist who lives in southwest Miami Dade.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
All right, more what he shows next? Screaming very quiet?
They show this Woody show.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
All right, welcome back. Hey, I forgot to mention we're
looking for some callers, so Morgan, if you want to
get some people lined up on the phones, eight seven
seven forty four Woody eight seven seven forty four Woody.
So we know what we do the Craigslist prices. Right,
this is the Cracker Barrel edition. Awesome Menace was recently
(23:32):
at a Cracker Barrel. And I'm assuming that you're touring
around the store. You probably had to wait for a table.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yeah, and you waited for a table. Hell, I thought
that's something you don't do. It was a few minutes.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
I could bear with.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
It for a moment.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Okay, what did you order?
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Oh, the fried chicken, of course, Yeah, fried chicken is
a good I also like their chicken and dumplings.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
I like the chicken fried steak. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
And they got that that corn casserole stuff.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Oh, I did not have that. I did have a
side of corn though.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Oh no, the hash brown castrole. That's what it is.
Corn castroll somewhere else. Okay, yeah, they have a hash
brown cast role.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
But check this out.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
I never got my base my biscuits though, because I'm like,
oh sorry, we're out of business right now.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
We're gonna have the biscuits.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Yeah, we'll have some warmed up within like ten minutes,
not hour later.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Still no biscuits really shirks. Yeah on that art.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
All right, Well, if you want to play this Cracker
Barrel edition of the price is right, eight seven seven
forty four? Whatdy is the number? That's eight seven seven
forty four? Whaty? And this is exciting because of the
first time I've ever gotten to play Oh yeah, big
day and uh and make a guess as to how
much these things are because Menace is the one that
was there, so he's got all the prices and everything. Yes,
and so he's gonna like the same way the other
(24:43):
game works. He's gonna tell us about an item. We
have to try to guess how much it's being sold
for there at the Cracker Barrel, and then you on
the phone, we'll just have to guess is the actual
cracker barrel price higher or lower than the bid that
was given here in the studio. And if you could
do that correctly, you will be the winner.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
M M.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Eighty four. Wooding almost feel like we should have like
a little house in the prairie music.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
I know. Yeah, when I think of cracker barrel, I
figured that game. It's a piece of wood.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
And then you have the pet triangle with the golf teas.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah, and you have to jump the pegs.
Speaker 13 (25:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
And for some reason, if you don't know what cracker
barrel is, it is a restaurant that has a gift
shop in front of the restaurant. So these items are
from the gift shop in front of the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
If you don't know what a cracker barrel is, I
don't want to know you. Yeah, or you never been.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
All right, let's go to the phones and say hello
to our first contest. And let's say hello to Gilbert.
Good morning, Gilbert, Gilbert, morning, morning, morning. Doing all right
to Menace was the first item.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Well, let's start off what they're known for. There are
rocking chairs. If you go to a Cracker Barrel, they
always have a bunch of rocking chairs outside and here's.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
A picture of the one that he's talking about.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Is a Pollywood all Weather Heritage Legacy slate rocker, and
then this flat rocker slat walker. I gave Woody a description,
just a case.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Okay, yeah for a backup.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Yeah, this is all weather.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
It's made out of a blend of plastics and includes
recycled milk jugs. Oh yeah, so now how much does
this rocker cost?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
He's playing?
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Yeah, who should we have? Okay, this is the first time.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Let's uh, let's have you picked? All right?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Well, this is one that doesn't really need any maintenance.
It's a it's brand new. It's not going to be
any kind of discount price for sure, So I would
say two hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Two hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Yeah, Gilbert, do you think the actual Craigslist price is
higher or lower than two hundred dollars? Higher higher than
two hundred?
Speaker 6 (26:49):
Well check this out. You are correct. It is higher. Really,
it is two hundred and forty nine dollars.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Yes, wow, it's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Who knew actual rocker.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Cracker barrel price? All right, Gilbert, congratulations, you already winner.
You're on the cracker barrel price is right? Having on
one second, we'll get your information.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Alright, let's go to uh Ted, who is next? Good
morning Ted?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Ted?
Speaker 20 (27:15):
Hey, good morning guy.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
All right, we're playing the cracker barrel. Price is right,
what's the next item? And who's bidding on a menace?
Speaker 6 (27:21):
Well, let's give this one a Sammy because she does
love snow glove. Snow gloves, you love country music. This
one is a boot that's made into a snow globe.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
It's a cowboy boot.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Yeah, and it has an led light up. Oh so
you can't wear this, No, you can't wear it's a
snow glove. It's an actual snow glove. Yeah, that's shaped
as a cowboy food.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
But I can't wear that.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Yeah, it's about eight inches high.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
I thought it was just the look of it, because
it doesn't look like it may it sound like in
a globe shape. There's like water in there. Yeah, that's
good of a We can't tell.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
It just looks like a bunch of glitter.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Okay, now why you said yeah, yeah, I started with
snow glow. No, I thought it was just a style
they have to look at it's meant to look like that.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
But the addition of the book, it just looks like
it's a boot a snow globe in the style of
you know.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Yeah, I shared a photo with Sammy.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Yeah yeah, oh it says great for gifting or keeping
for yourself. Yeah, there's a horses yeah, one of the other, Greg,
what part of the house would you keep this interview
at it?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
You know what? I might go crazy with that. Put
it like on a shelf in the kitchen.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
Okay, or maybe just on the entryway table so people
can see.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
As soon as of course, yeah, yeah, of course, or
maybe the garbage Sammy.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Yes, how much is this snow glow?
Speaker 8 (28:40):
I'm going to say thirty five dollars?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Thirty dollars?
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Ted, do you think the actual cracker barrel price is
higher or lower?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Higher? Higher?
Speaker 6 (28:48):
The price is forty nine ninety.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Right, congratulations man another all right, thank you, Ted, appreciate
you listening to what the show. Hang on one secon
and we will get all your information. Next, let's go
to Brittany. Good morning, Brittany, Brittany. All right, Brittany, good morning.
It's all right, So cracker barrel price is right? Next
time in please menace all.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
Right for a great goory because he does love cookwaar
I Do I have a twelve inch Dolly Parton preseason
cast iron stamped skillet?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Now it is a it is a Lodge branded So
that's like the brand for those cast iron skillets.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Oh oh, I see wow. Do you want me to
read the description?
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Menis?
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Yes? Please.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
Inspired by her music and the butterflies that have always
symbolized Dolly's spirit, this special edition piece of cast iron
will help you turn out classic dishes and create new traditions.
Made with just iron oil and Tennessee spirit. The naturally
seasoned cooking surface is born to perform for generations to come.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
How much.
Speaker 14 (29:55):
So?
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Twelve inch cast iron stamped I know.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
That cook words quite pricey. Let's say you know what
sixty nine sixty alright, Britty?
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Do you think the actual cracker barrel price is higher
or lower than sixty nine dollars?
Speaker 3 (30:18):
I'm gonna say higher.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Higher sixty nine dollars?
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Well, the price is thirty two. Sorry, yeah, sorry, Brittany.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
It seems like a pretty good deal. Sorry, Brittany, but
thank you for the show.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Bye bye by. Let's go to uh Alyssa? Who is next?
Good morning, Alyssa?
Speaker 21 (30:42):
Good morning?
Speaker 5 (30:43):
All right, let's do let's do this last one here, menace,
what do we got.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
The last one?
Speaker 6 (30:47):
And I'll give it to Woody again because and I mean, Greg,
you can probably play long because you guys love signage.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
In the house. Oh yeah, totally.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
There's this light up sign. It's it's quite small though.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
It's a light up sign that says, bless this barton.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Bless this barn. Yes, Oh okay, yeah, oh I see it, Yeah,
bless this barn. It's in the shape of a barn.
It just hangs up on the wall.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
Yeah, and it has a little led light up.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
In the back. Oh so the little windows light up.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
Yeah, like the bottom of it. It's at the bottom
of this guy. Like this guy's holding his hand and
then it goes like just across the width of his hand.
It's not much bigger than that, so it's pretty pretty small.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
So it's basically like a night light almost.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Yeah, say it with a sign our box. Signs are
full of personality and add a dimensional conversation piece to
your home decor.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
You this conversation piece.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
I wouldn't take this for free.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Hey, where'd you get that crap? Let's have a conversation
about it.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
So, how much is this barn sign. It lights up,
it lights up. Twenty bucks, twenty bucks? What do you think, Alyssa?
Actual cracker barrel price higher or lower than twenty dollars?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Lower?
Speaker 6 (31:55):
It is a steal at five ninety.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Really, that guy, I'll pick up a couple of them
for I mean, at that price, you can't pass it up. Yeah,
all right, well listen, congratulations, you are a winner for
this round of the cracker barrel price is right?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
All right, So there's a there's Alyssa. I love it.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
A lot of winners there, yeah, one more, yes, yes,
because Sammy I love it.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Here we go, Sammy. Now, this is a Marquee Deluxe.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Oh wait, hold on, let me get the contested. Sorry,
yeah no, that was my bad, I say. How to Ralph?
Good morning, Ralph, Ralph, good morning morning. All right, it's
the cracker barrel. Price is right. This is an item
that Sammy's gonna bid on. What is a menace?
Speaker 6 (32:43):
It is a Marquis Deluxe Santa Carousel.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Okay, just for fun, let's have you read the description.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Oh god, that's why I gave you the descriptions. I know,
but it'll fun.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
Okay to bring it home for uh to bring home
the magic of a season with our marquee Deluxe Santa
Claus Carousel in uh incredibly detailed and painted Santa and raining. Yeah,
Santa and his reindeer rise and fall as the carousel
(33:15):
turns and adds extra level of wonder using its optional
light show settings multiplex, Unison or steady. The AC adapts
AC adapter operates U casual plays twenty. The AC adapter
operated carousel Yeah plays plays twenty Christmas carols with volume
(33:40):
control to enjoy without music as well.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
This is Sammy's dream, I know, menace.
Speaker 7 (33:46):
Why is the box of that's not sitting here for
me to take off?
Speaker 8 (33:49):
You saw this and you just left it there.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
So little that you can play? Yeah? All right, so Ralph,
can you hold that up? Sammy?
Speaker 5 (33:58):
We're gonna get the bid here. How much you think
this is selling for their cracker barrel?
Speaker 7 (34:03):
I mean, this looks nice. It is intricate and painted,
is it is?
Speaker 20 (34:09):
It would?
Speaker 6 (34:10):
And it plays music and it plays music.
Speaker 8 (34:12):
I'm going to say one hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
One hundred dollars, Ralph, do you think the actual cracker
barrel price is higher or lower than one hundred dollars?
Speaker 3 (34:22):
I'm gonna go with lower lower than.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
The hundred bucks.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
It would be two hundred dollars.
Speaker 8 (34:32):
And as I forgive you for not having.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
It is nice. Yeah I want that, sorry Ralph.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Guys, that's how you play the cracker barrel boss is right,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Minutes, no problem.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
You had a couple of minutes to make a game
out of your seat. He is such an efficient use
of time.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Guy, I know. Yeah, there's always content, no part of
the animal left unused.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
The show fuck like just these fat people standing. Who
are you fard knockers?
Speaker 3 (35:07):
This is the Woody Show, Hey be the.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
I've still got a Woody Well.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
There's a lot of different ways you can get updated
on the news. You can watch TV and read stuff
on the internet or on social media.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Always you just get it the conversation, the break room
at work.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Maybe it's on something like the Daily Show you get
all your news or the Onion. But here on The
Woody Show, we like to get it a different way.
We like to sixty nine out what's sixty nine the news?
Speaker 13 (35:43):
It all comes together on sixty nine news and.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
This first story. The National Nuclear Security Administration just published
some very hard numbers. First of all, hard about America's
nuclear stockpile. The report list how many we've got, which
is three thousand, seven hundred and forty eight that we
can still find, and how many have been dismantled over
the last year. Sixty nine of those?
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Oh yeah, sixty nine, that's right.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
In other sixty nine the news. This guy in the
news after he set a Guinness World record for having
the most rabbit tattoos on his body. Sweet, guess how
many he has? Sixty nine tattoos? Rabbit tattoos. He's forty two.
Got a late start on the rabbit thing, so he
only got his first one back in twenty nineteen. And
(36:34):
he doesn't even have a rabbit in real life. He
says he just loves the aesthetic of a rabbit.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
So, yeah, seventeen nine, he gets seventy, so you can
break his record. See what else you go every day?
Sixty nine years is covering what's happening right now? All right,
sixty nine the news. You can run from the irs,
but you can't hide.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
You remember that loser wrapper Takashi sixty nine, y Takashi
sixty nine. He's a rat. He's lucky to still be alive,
but he's in the news again, because the irs just
seized a couple of his cars and sold them an
auction to pay off his tax debts. His twenty nineteen
Lamborghini went for one hundred and seventy five thousand dollars
(37:14):
and his twenty seventeen Bentley Continental GT. Speed went for
eighty five thousand dollars. What a deal and a fruity
little side note. The cars had super sweet rainbow paint
splatter custom reps.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
Yeah, they look like they just had paints billed on them.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Oh that's cool. Yeah, let's pay extra for that.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
Let's make it look Lamborghini.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Yeah, let's make it look like garbage. That's probably why
they got it.
Speaker 6 (37:37):
Yeah, like a eighty I mean that type of car
for eighty thousand is actually a good deal.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Tokashi sixty nine. That is sixty nine sixty nine the news.
So many scams in the news. His latest one is
about how this lonely widower had thought he had met
the woman of his dreams online. They chatted for a while,
and then the woman convinced him to fly to Kenya,
Oh to meet her so they could build their dream
(38:01):
home together. He agreed, buys her a ticket and even
before he got on the plane, he went ahead and
sent her one hundred thousand dollars of his life savings
to pay her medical bills, tuition fees, and to put
a deposit in that sweet new house. But when he
got to Kenya, you guys, he's at the airport and
there's no one there to meet him. And only then
(38:22):
did he realize that he had been scammed all the way.
That sucks, And not to victim shame, but let's do
a little victim shaming. But let yeah, he's a little
too old to be so dumb. Guess how old he is.
He's got to be at least sixty nine. He's sixty nine.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Sixty nine?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Yeah, what what fool do you feel like? You get there?
Speaker 5 (38:43):
I know, man, right sixty nine in the news.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Sixty nine news is there?
Speaker 5 (38:49):
Sixty nine news right here on your radio. Some good
news when it comes to teen moms. The CDC just
released some new data on teen birth rates, and between
twenty and twenty twenty two they were down significantly, a
whopping and he guesses sixty nine percent. Sixty nine percent, wow,
sixteen nine. Back in two thousand, there were more than
(39:11):
four hundred and seventy five thousand babies born the teen moms.
In twenty twenty two, there were just over one hundred
and forty five thousand. That's the largest birth rate decline ever.
The biggest drop is with the girls between fifteen and seventeen.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
So wow, that's nice.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
That goes against what they were saying, like that Team
Mom glorified teens getting pregnant.
Speaker 7 (39:31):
Oh no, I heard the opposite of that, that they
saw the reality of what being a team Mom was.
Speaker 6 (39:36):
Yeah, fortune, I think, yeah, I think that actually what happened.
But like initially when t Mom came out, they thought
it would like.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Would glorify one.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
The thing is, you watch that if you're like a
dumb kid and you're watching that and you see like,
oh yeah, the show itself is like oh man, that sucks.
But then you keep hearing about him and all the
celebrity stuff TMZ, covering them as if they're like legit celebrities.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Yeah, And didn't we see in the news somewhat recently
that younger generations these days they're not all that sexual. Yeah,
they're they're not banging a lot.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Yeah, for whatever reason, I don't know if it's just
like they're scared. You would have thought we would have
been more scared with the whole AIDS thing totally. Now
it's like it was always something nobody cares about AIDS.
You know what I'm saying, Eighties AIDS is so eighties guy.
Speaker 6 (40:26):
But there's less and less like sectual I don't know
in person connection these days with younger people.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Right, but if you want the in person connection, think
how easy it is now. Yeah, if you just have
some kind of confidence. Yeah, oh then you yeah.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
Way to keep those legs closed, ladies, keep it up. See,
I got another one here for you, all right, yeah, yeah,
it's hot, it's hot.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
A new survey pulled over one thousand people and asked
if they would think about quitting their job, have given
orders to relocate, and what percentage of workers said they
would greg sixty nine, I'm a mate, sixty nine percent?
Speaker 3 (41:02):
What is sixty nine? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:04):
Broken down by age groups, seventy eight percent of people
in their twenties, seventy five percent of people in their thirties,
and sixty four percent of people fortying up say that
they would would relocate, would relocate? How and there's you're
sixty nine in the News.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
It all comes together on sixty nine years. Yes, they're
always keeping you updated the latest and sixty nine news.
Never been forced to relocate. I mean I wouldn't say
I was forced to relocate. R Yeah, I mean I
guess nobody can force it.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
Gave me a lot of options, a lot more options
than these people. Then I was up against where they're like, oh, well,
I'm never leaving this town. I can't be more than
ten miles away from my parents. I'm a growing acidalt.
I'm gonna give up this career that I've already worked
ten years because God forbid, it'd be more than ten
minutes away from my mom.
Speaker 8 (41:53):
It's nice to be close to family.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
It is nice to be close to family. I'm not
arguing that I'm jealous of people who are.
Speaker 5 (41:58):
I'm saying these people that are just ten yeah, and
they can't for whatever, even if it's a great opportunity,
they just can't bring themselves like, dude, Eventually, I'm sorry
to break it. Your parents are gonna be dead, They're
gonna be gone, and it's gonna be you and you
have to look out for your family and your life
and your future and your retirement.
Speaker 6 (42:15):
Yeah, before then you die. Your parents are worthless, Sam.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Give it up. Yeah, just die something. Yeah, just get
them now yeaah.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
So yeah, get the head, get the head, start, jump
on it, and just forget about them right now, right
they're just drains on you.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Really. Yeah. We were talking about high school reunions recently,
and it made me think that the last time I
went to a high school reunion, I would say ninety
five percent of the kids I graduated with still live
in our old hometown.
Speaker 6 (42:42):
Oh really, almost all of them. I didn't find the
case with mine. Really yeah, I think like maybe two
percent of them still live.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
If you can pull it off, great, I know, you know,
but if you especially depending on what you you have
for a career, yeah exactly.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
I mean I I've known people that have given up
what they went to school, and you know, they end
up having a job that was relatively close to the hometown,
and then they got out of it all together just
because they couldn't find another job doing that within a
you know, thirty mile radius of where they already are
of the hometown. It was because well, I can't imagine
not being able to go to my cousin's birthday party.
(43:19):
It's like, oh, okay, I mean you canay, I'm mocking
it because that wouldn't be my decision if that's your decision,
and that's what's ultimately the most important to you. And
I do trust me, I love my family.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
I do.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
I know it sounds like I don't. You know, No,
I can feel it. Yeah, I'm very close to my
family totally. And you know, but there are airplanes, there
are video calls. Now, you can do all kinds of
stuff to keep in touch with people, but in your
your everyday life to set yourself up so that you
can have a future, and you're selling yourself short just
(43:56):
because you can't go to all your cousin's birthday parties.
To me seems a little silly.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
All you have to do is do what I did.
You move for a job, and then you hound your
family to move to that same town. Yeah, you can
do that, it's not the other way around. Yeah, you
can do that, right, And then they say, no, we're
not going to do it, right, it's on them.
Speaker 7 (44:13):
I know a lot of people who end up moving
back to their hometown once they're having kids because that's
where their parents are and they can get help with
the kids. That way, and it is really nice because
childcare is expensive and if your parents are around and
you have kids and they can help help with that's
a big deal.
Speaker 5 (44:29):
I guess I'm talking more about people who have like
a real career going and just because they can't get,
you know, a job in their own twn like, so
they give up on that on something that they really
liked the or they went to school a career trajectory.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
Yeah, I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
I just spent the entirety of that last break everything yeah,
commercials song, Yeah, looking for my phone. I was going
to bring you that quote.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Oh yeah, cheers and jeers. Yeah, and uh.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
The quote goes d D. It says, I'll let you
on a secret. You don't have to tolerate the relationships
that drain you. You don't have to keep showing up
for people who have no interest in showing.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
Up for you. Exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
Anyway, rest the phone was gone. I'm like, damn, I
probably left it in the car. So I I was
doing really well. I left the studio, I go right
to the lobby, hit the button for the elevator. The
elevators already on our floor. That never happens, jump in
the door closes, I realized, damn it, don't have my keys,
(45:47):
so not Yeah, so how am I supposed to look
at a car? Yeah, they're sitting on my desk, So
go back up, get the car keys, run back back.
And as soon as I got to my car and
looked in there and saw the phone was in there,
I knew exactly where it was. I took a dump
and I got here today. I was sitting on top
of the toilet paper, which I very rarely am in
(46:10):
there at all. Yeah, exa again, I will, unlike Greg
and Menace, I will poop at work, but very rarely.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (46:17):
Yeah, does it ever happen? That's what We never leave
our phones in there, never will.
Speaker 20 (46:21):
So you went on in Odyssey for no reason?
Speaker 5 (46:23):
Yeah, it's like, man, as soon as I got down there,
and especially after like leaving without the keys, like idiot
on your face. Yeah, you know it was. It was
a Christmas story when Ralphie was helping his dad changed
the tire, like and he was like trying to you know,
the like time me. Yeah, I could have done it
had it not been for Ralphie flipping the lugnuts into.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
The traffic yelling fudge, fudge. It'd be fun to get
all the security video of you being frustrated.
Speaker 5 (46:48):
This son of a bitch eight seven four What he
hit us up with the text over to two two
nine eight seven I'm sweating, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
Like a beverage. Let this be a life lesson. No
pooping at work?
Speaker 6 (47:02):
Yeah, that things happen.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
I've had so many tricks. I couldn't even tell you
what I'm gonna double. No, this is the witty show.
Speaker 5 (47:13):
We're into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. On this Thursday morning. It's a pre Friday.
It is heyday.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Noise.
Speaker 5 (47:22):
Yeah, rip nipslip and chump, pay bills whatever.
Speaker 6 (47:29):
Yeah, that's the worst part saving and paying bills.
Speaker 5 (47:32):
Well yeah, most people would say that, Ye make it rain. Yeah,
that's great, gory menace. Good morning to you, Good morning.
We got sea bands, we got Sammy and I have
that list of all the different songs that people were
hitting us up with, songs from movies that you hear
them and you immediately go, oh, you think of that movie.
(47:52):
And these were all songs from the soundtracks as well.
And I was thinking about this. I remember because you
don't really see soundtracks much anymore. I mean, there's obviously
music in movies, but it used to be like, oh,
the whatever soundtracks out and had two really good songs,
I got a lot of air, you know, radio play
and yeah, people one, but you had to buy the
whole damn soundtrack.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
If they're even making soundtracks anymore, I'm certainly not paying attention.
Speaker 5 (48:15):
No, So I mean, I'm sure there's like a Spotify playlist.
Speaker 6 (48:18):
Yeah from Yeah, But I will tell you this that
it's been years since I've heard about a soundtrack, and
just recently with Twisters, like people are actually talking about
the whole soundtrack.
Speaker 5 (48:29):
Last one I heard anything about was the Spider Man
Spider Verse one that had that post Malone song. Oh,
I mean that one song Sunflower?
Speaker 8 (48:37):
Yeah, yeah, I mean the Barbie movie had the.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
Song yeah, or the one Fast and Furious but See
You Again or whatever.
Speaker 6 (48:44):
Song you're talking about singles. Like when people are talking
about like a whole soundtrack album, I haven't heard about
that for years, and people are talking about Twisters.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
Yeah, there was original motion picture soundtrack and then the
other there there there was another term they had for it,
like original motion picture soundtrack I think it was more
of the music, like the John Williams kind of stuff
they made for the movie. And then the other one,
I forget exactly what they called it, which is more
the popular songs, uh okay, you know, bands and stuff,
(49:14):
or they use somebody else's song for the movie. I
think one of the one of the songs that everybody
first came to mind, Like when we asked this question
was Kenny Brother.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
Yeah Footloo.
Speaker 5 (49:33):
That wasn't even his most popular when it comes to
movie soundtracks, of course, Kenny Mother, Evan Loggins and yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
Read songs.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
America Kelly. Or how about this one of course, Yees
from Rocky nineteen eighty two. Oh, I think I said
this recently. I can't hear this song in the radio Dangers,
danger Zone. I can hear on the radio and not
turn it off. This one comes on, I immediately turned it off. Yeah,
(50:09):
so I like it in the context of the movie.
I don't like it outside of the movie outside.
Speaker 6 (50:14):
Yeah, outside of the movie, I think it's just been overplayed.
Speaker 5 (50:19):
Yeah, yeah, right, all right. How about this one? This is.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
Yes from Dirty Dancing Bill Medley.
Speaker 5 (50:33):
Okay, that was that was when I remember, like it
came out nineteen eighty seven, and that's the one my
parents ran out and bought, and my sisters and I
just wanted to listen to it because it's called dirty dancing,
and were like, man, what's that all about?
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Forbid it? Yeah? Like, oh boy, oh rip, all right?
Speaker 5 (50:51):
How about this one?
Speaker 6 (50:53):
Oh yeah, yeah, banger?
Speaker 10 (50:56):
Can you call.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
Nineteen eighty four? Sleep You'll be.
Speaker 5 (51:07):
I'm afraid of no ghosts? All right, I'll play the song.
You name the movie You're ready?
Speaker 3 (51:12):
All right?
Speaker 6 (51:12):
All right?
Speaker 3 (51:12):
All right?
Speaker 5 (51:13):
Nineteen eighty five? Very quick?
Speaker 3 (51:20):
That was very fast. This movie rules. If you don't
like it, you're weirdo and about me? Greg, Greg so good?
I love that. If they offer that to Billy Idol
(51:40):
and he said no, I believe that's the lore behind it. Yeah,
put them on the map, that's for sure. I would
love to hear Billy. I don't do that.
Speaker 5 (51:53):
Whispering to death. All right, I'll play this song. It's
a song I think everybody and here knows. Of course,
anybody listening to a rocker alternative station will know this song.
It was featured a bunch of commercials as well. But
what movie was this feature?
Speaker 3 (52:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (52:13):
D credits is the football movie No Cruel Intention on
which we are just talking about off the air, because
it was like a brother and sister banging or something
like that.
Speaker 11 (52:26):
The kissing scene of the girls.
Speaker 5 (52:28):
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah cool.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
I just remember the skinny dipping scene.
Speaker 4 (52:32):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (52:33):
But I've mentioned this many times before on the show.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
This was my.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
Junior prom song.
Speaker 5 (52:37):
Oh yeah, yeah, the theme of her prom I remember
it from a from a Nike commercial.
Speaker 3 (52:42):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
I was like showing people like working out, just do it.
And I was like, oh yeah, not doing it. That's right,
not gonna work on me. Yeah, not not working on
that one, all right. This one big song in its
own right. Of course, it got featured the movie, and
now everybody associates associates it with Wings World. Oh yeah,
your favorite.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
I like Queen, but I understand this song. It's massive.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
Bohemian rhapsody.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
It's weird. I used to consider myself a Queen fan,
and I think, you me, why the way I ruined
Audi's for you, Yes, you ruined Queen.
Speaker 5 (53:24):
For me, and not belly buttons he means the cars.
So yeah, because I was looking at these one AUTI
I'm like, oh, it's kind of cool and He's like,
you know, it's just a glorified Volkswagen, right.
Speaker 3 (53:32):
Right, And you did that to me with Queen. Yeah,
how's he got you on board? Greg?
Speaker 6 (53:37):
Queen is just I mean, yeah, they're creat are.
Speaker 3 (53:40):
But the way what he pointed out, it's basically a music.
Speaker 5 (53:44):
Yeah, like you put an album at all musical. Yeah,
it's a band of course. So I'm saying it's like
the theater musicals musical theater. Yeah all right, So the
greatest movie soundtrack songs of all time. I'm going to
play the song you name the movie you Ready to go?
Speaker 14 (54:00):
Ye?
Speaker 5 (54:00):
All right, Beverly Hills.
Speaker 4 (54:07):
The same.
Speaker 5 (54:07):
His song is axl f axel Foley Harold Baulmeyer. He
was like an all instrumental artist.
Speaker 3 (54:15):
Yeah. Yeah, Beverly Hills. So strange this was on the radio.
Oh yeah, it's so weird.
Speaker 5 (54:20):
I think something about the family guy like.
Speaker 22 (54:25):
Yeah, yeah, Peter Griffin just like tronic sound keyboard.
Speaker 3 (54:39):
Did you watch the new Beverly Hills cop thing.
Speaker 6 (54:41):
I did I did to it was very mid I
think what round it for me is that Bad Boys
four came out just before it. Bad Boys four was
so good and I kind of compare the two and
it was like a g rated version Beverly Hills Cop four.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
I thought boys for I thought it was really hokey. Yeah,
it's like nostalgia for nostalgia's sake. Yeah, I have some more.
Speaker 5 (55:07):
You want to do more and we come back for
the rest. Yeah, there's a ton you know, I like
guessing them. Yeah, all right, we'll do that. All right,
we'll do that. We'll make it more of a guessing thing.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
That's really great.
Speaker 5 (55:15):
I mean, I couldn't do that the first the first
one I was gonna I thought like, oh, let's have
a guess. The next song that I was going to
bring up is Ghostbusters. So all right, so the greatest,
the best movie songs of all time. Thank you, by
the way for all your suggestions. We've got a ton
of emails and text and everything else. I figured it'd
be good for a throwback Thursday, and we'll continue with
(55:35):
that next on The Woody Show.
Speaker 23 (55:36):
Hang on, Oh yeah, hey, welcome back.
Speaker 3 (55:50):
It's they show, all right.
Speaker 5 (55:52):
So, with your help and all your suggestions that you've
been texting over the last few days and emailing to us,
best movie songs, best songs from movie soundtracks, songs that
you hear and you immediately go, I know the movie,
and so now we kind of turned it into a
little little game here. Sammy, by the way, is killing
rules And I didn't think. Yeah, alright, are what movie
(56:17):
is this? Song from?
Speaker 3 (56:21):
Ghost? Ghosts nailed it?
Speaker 8 (56:24):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (56:25):
I can't remember the name of the song. Something wraps
it unchained melody, unchained melody? Yeah, yeah, it makes me
want to do pottery with a wheel, makes me want to.
Speaker 5 (56:38):
Do sex, yeah, Demi Moore?
Speaker 3 (56:41):
Right right?
Speaker 5 (56:43):
And what Pee Goldberg was actually really funny. She's an
annoying hen now but totally yeah, but she was funny.
Oh you a danger girl? Alright, I get that right,
all right, So that's an unchained melody from Ghost? Next song?
Which movie is this from?
Speaker 3 (57:07):
I don't say yet?
Speaker 5 (57:09):
Annoy garbage, number one, crush?
Speaker 3 (57:15):
Oh god? Is it The Reservoir Docs starring Is it
Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Speaker 15 (57:24):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (57:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (57:25):
Why am i Michelle? Yeah? Why am I thinking of her?
Speaker 6 (57:28):
Coco?
Speaker 5 (57:30):
I don't remember this from one of you. It stars
one of your least favorite actors.
Speaker 3 (57:34):
You say he's a hypocrite all the time. Oh, Leo
Leonardo DiCaprio, world's biggest hypocrite.
Speaker 5 (57:39):
That's a weird version of this is it the Beach? No,
it's a Romeo and Juliet. Oh yeah, that came out
on mid nineties, maybe ninety six.
Speaker 6 (57:47):
I have never watched that movie all really through, like
pieces of it.
Speaker 3 (57:51):
All right, sounds like you guys, sounds like you guys
need a that was tough.
Speaker 8 (57:55):
Sounds you guys need a more of like a Ghostbusters option.
Speaker 3 (57:58):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 5 (57:59):
Which movie is this one?
Speaker 3 (58:01):
From Missus down fire bore?
Speaker 5 (58:10):
Anytime Menace gets to do his uh missus doubtfire impression,
it's a good day.
Speaker 3 (58:14):
It is, so we go ready, that's all I got.
Speaker 5 (58:21):
Word to your moms.
Speaker 24 (58:22):
I I got more RUMs and the fables got songs
just like that podicle song. I'll return and in one
second of me, you'll get burned because I got there
and you ain't got to come your battle. Bring your
shotgun stop if you do, because I'll do it to
the depth. Trying to make a ticket last bro, I
got this feel. Come get your phil is when I
shoot a shoot the pill, I can't you.
Speaker 1 (58:43):
Get it down?
Speaker 3 (58:44):
I can't you get down to get down?
Speaker 5 (58:46):
Just seeing Joe Brown, Joe Brow, I almost the worn
all right?
Speaker 3 (58:52):
How about another easy one for you. All right?
Speaker 5 (58:55):
What movie is this one? From the future?
Speaker 3 (59:00):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (59:02):
How is missus Doubtfire?
Speaker 1 (59:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (59:05):
This one?
Speaker 5 (59:06):
I know, Power Love Back to the Future nineteen eighty five. Nice,
that's the power all right, give you another another easy one?
Speaker 3 (59:18):
All right?
Speaker 5 (59:19):
Best movie songs, movie soundtrack songs. Next one up. I
expect menace to give this one immediately, kid, Thank you?
Speaker 3 (59:34):
Oh wow?
Speaker 5 (59:35):
Really Greg?
Speaker 3 (59:36):
No, he didn't didn't hit me. We don't love a song?
Speaker 5 (59:43):
No, you know, I don't too well when I'm put
on the spot. I know, but I figured that one
would just jump right out of you.
Speaker 3 (59:57):
All right.
Speaker 5 (59:57):
Next one, here we.
Speaker 17 (59:59):
Go is miss.
Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Missed you you got? Is that reality bites? Reality bites? Noise?
Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
Did you say?
Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
I only hear what I want to a chronos and art?
Don't care attention to the distance that you're running to
anyone anywhere? I don't understand you you really care?
Speaker 8 (01:00:27):
I'm only here in Meggan No?
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
No, all right?
Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
How about uh, what's your glitch?
Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
That's a Leasa lobe and nine Stories Lisa Lobe. Yeah,
all right, how about this one? This is a huge soundtrack,
massive soundtrack? Is this pretty woman? Pretty woman?
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Noise?
Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
Pretty Woman, which.
Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
I rewatched not too long you did, Yeah? Yeah, did
you feel pretty?
Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
I did you see this movie?
Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Yes? Okay, there was somebody in this room. I can't
remember who said maybe.
Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Yeah, they never watched it, never watched pretty well. There's
quite a few movies that we're talking about that I
have not seen, Like Ghost. Yeah, wow, you've never seen ghosts?
Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
See the Ghost is a perfect movie for for great
I think you're right.
Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Yeah, I should definitely watch Love and like Miss.
Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
Yeah, all that missing, all that crying, all that kind
of stuff. All right, movie soundtrack songs? Which movie is
this from?
Speaker 21 (01:01:35):
Location?
Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Yes, besides Back to the Future of the original National
Lampoon Vacation to go to Wally World. It's my second
favorite movie of all time.
Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Remember how many times you've seen Back to the Future
over one hundred? Yeah, god knows, it's got to be close.
Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
I want to watch it today. Yeah, all right, this
was a dead giveaway. What movie is this one?
Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
From?
Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Back the Future Vegas Vacation? Tell you damn doors? All right?
That guitar, let's see I love? That was from h
(01:02:36):
from what Nothing? What do you think?
Speaker 15 (01:02:39):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Would you get a joke. But oh, are you making
beaches joke? No, no, no beaches. I would have thrown in.
Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
Okay, this next one. I expect menace to get this
one first.
Speaker 6 (01:02:51):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
All right, dude, pressures on, be ready, dog be ready? Alright, don'tright,
here we go. They've got a half of Wow, Sidney Laper,
but I've never gotten really, No, the Goonies are good.
Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
You haven't seen Goonies all the way through? Did you
watch it?
Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Finally?
Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
All the way through? I made it about halfway.
Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
There were still music videos for this stuff though they
could give away stuff. This was a good music video
had I had the wrestlers in it, right, like all
the oh yeah ww wrestlers.
Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Yea.
Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
And they were watching the video on the on the
TV in the living room before they went and grabbed
the map.
Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Much fun.
Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
Yeah, all right, nippling buttolers are ready for the next one.
What movie is this song featured in?
Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Ok?
Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
Pretty and Paint Good.
Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
I've never watched. It's like Damn Ducks with Junkie O
M d O MD short four orchestral maneuvers in the Dark.
Speaker 6 (01:03:59):
That's right, Greg, I thought pretty impeak was sixteen candles.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Doug you.
Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
You haven't seen Sixteen Candles.
Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
No, uh no, I like John Hughes, but it was
John Cusack in either of those movies. He was in
Sixteen Candles. He was Yeah, he played a dorky nerd.
Speaker 23 (01:04:19):
This one.
Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
Need to watch it.
Speaker 14 (01:04:21):
This one.
Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
I think it's gonna be a little bit tougher, you know.
I just remember, man, the soundtrack was big and the
movie was kind of disappointing, but it was a big
blockbuster kind of thing, A big summer release on this one.
Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
So what movie is this? Really? Rage against the Machine?
No shelter, this food? Don saints know? Godzilla?
Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
Godzilla Godzilla soundtrack?
Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Yeah, I've known that. All right. Let's see.
Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
To go with another classic movie. Let's see how about
this one? What movies is from? Something about Tim Showy
Day Junkies, Sweet Jane, forty Days and forty nine?
Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
No Requiem for a Dream?
Speaker 14 (01:05:25):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
What more guests?
Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Can Harley Wave?
Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
Natural Born Killers?
Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
Oh? Yeah, did you see that? Yes? It was the
weirdest movie like life.
Speaker 23 (01:05:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
I liked it. I thought I thought it was cool.
It was very strange. Never been kissed? Never been kissed?
All right, how about this one? What movie is it from? Armageddon.
Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
Nope.
Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
Oh, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, mother f n Brian, that's right.
The men in tights one put to thieves us. Oh yeah,
this is a good winding cry song. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
The Armageddon song is coarse Arrowsmith.
Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Guys, and you've never watched on them again?
Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
Right, Yeah, it's done. The premise is stupid. I love
it too long ago. All right, let's see. How about
let's see this one shoe Yes, rare guns n' roses,
you could be one.
Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Hell yeah, this is a great song. I've seen Ferminator
two probably fifty times.
Speaker 6 (01:06:58):
Yeah, I love that Beavis and butthead do You America?
Speaker 5 (01:07:03):
Actually that was loveller Coaster, but I read how Chili
Pet's right, Beavis and butthead.
Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
It's more like the rulemanator. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Your campaign again?
Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
All right, let's see you guys still having fun with this? Yeah? Yeah,
we have time for just a couple more.
Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Do this all day? I feel like I could. There's
just so there's just so many songs.
Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
What movie was this song from? Samm Uh? This is
color Me Bad?
Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
I want to sex you up. Also on the soundtrack,
there were some songs from Icy T who was also
a star in this movie.
Speaker 8 (01:08:09):
Uh, I just want to say love basketball.
Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
New Jack City, Jack City.
Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
Yeah, I remember New Jack City.
Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
In this is Stinky Pinky jam Many.
Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
I saw a really funny meme to day said R
and B died and they stopped doing the arms reaching
out in the videos like where it kind of goes like,
you know, like the chick on the front of the
ship in Titanic where there's like, yeah, that's when R
and B really died.
Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Or Andy Dufrayne when he breaks out of prison.
Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, and they stopped doing that in R
and B videos. Is when the genre just died. Man,
bring it back, all right, here we go. What movie
is this?
Speaker 23 (01:08:55):
One?
Speaker 5 (01:08:55):
From movie with Jennifer Love you it? I believe Seth Green.
Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Oh oh.
Speaker 11 (01:09:07):
The Graduation Party movie.
Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
Yeah, I can't hardly wait, yes, yes it is, alright,
it hardly wait. Yeah, you want to go old score
is something newer?
Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Both newer housing a little bit?
Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
What's newer newer? Alright, let's see how about.
Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Here going? Man, it's right up your alley. Let's just
see what days Lego movie, troll control, troll movie. Ye,
Sammy on fire trolls.
Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
I can only do that once. All right, what movie
soundtrack was this one? From Space jam?
Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
They ever? And this was a great Yeah. Shout out
to R.
Speaker 5 (01:10:11):
Kelly, right, shout to R Kelly right, Jammy Kelly not
a bad guy, right, Sammy?
Speaker 14 (01:10:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Did you say hash egg free?
Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Alright?
Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
Says we're all like sultry and sexy.
Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Right now? How about this one?
Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
Oh my god, come on, man, Beaches top Gun Beaches.
Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Man, that's the second time I thought you were thinking
about beaches.
Speaker 25 (01:10:35):
Here you go. This is Beach Titanic, Blake's the Hood,
this is the Beach American History, x.
Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Shawshank Redemption, Yes, the God of Cancer Midla.
Speaker 5 (01:11:08):
Uh. I feel like this is a movie that maybe
uh Madison I talked about because my sisters and I
love this movie when we were kids.
Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Uh see here here's I love this song.
Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
To stop us.
Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Kim Cattrell Manniquin.
Speaker 6 (01:11:40):
Yeah, we talked about Manikan.
Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
Yeah did you like that movie?
Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
I love Manigan Mannaquin too.
Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
I could do without Yeah, Stars Starship, Nothing's gonna stop
us now.
Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
This song also gets lipstick in a great movie with
Christ and Wig called Skeleton twitche.
Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
Well, There's obviously a ton more songs that we could
have gotten to from from movies.
Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
But there we go. Thank you everybody betting movie songs?
Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
Yeah, so fun.
Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
Figured that was just kind of fun.
Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
But I gotta say no James Bond songs. I'm surprised, crazy, what.
Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Do they know?
Speaker 14 (01:12:15):
What?
Speaker 20 (01:12:15):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
See, damn it at the wrong all right, anyway, more
on the show's next.
Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Hang on, you're wearing the bron Manny's.
Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Look at me.
Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
We'll be right back. You turn that down just a
little bit. But I would told that I could listen
to the radio readsonable volume.
Speaker 26 (01:12:35):
But I don't see why I should have to turn
down the radio. All right, Okay, enjoy assisting.
Speaker 14 (01:12:42):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
All right, welcome back everybody, Becky.
Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
We didn't really miss any of the The really good ones.
Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
Are like the super Big one, I would say one,
which one.
Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
The olymp Biscuit Mission Impossible one.
Speaker 6 (01:12:59):
Oh yeah, that one was really good. Yeah that would
come up take a look around.
Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
Yeah, yeah, I like that.
Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
I had that on my original list. I don't know,
I guess the next someone got stood.
Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
I remember seeing that in person after it came out.
The crowd one nuts for it. About about six miles.
I made a mistake the other day. I said, oh yeah,
movie six miles, remember that.
Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
Yeah, it was one of the big battles of World
War eleven exactly. The other one I skipped over intentionally
was this one. Oh yeah, it's track, it's track.
Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Yeah. Hey now you last? Hey now, hey now hey,
now what if you had to pick a favorite? A favorite?
Almost impossible? Yeah, I think I have mine.
Speaker 7 (01:13:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
Which one? View to a kill by Duran Durantan.
Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
I never saw any of the Bond movies.
Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
Are you.
Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
Never won that is shot?
Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
I think you would. I mean, how could you avoid them?
I know, I don't know. There's a billion of them? Right,
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
Eight seven seven forty four. Wood He hit us up
with the text over to two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
We are answering the call of destiny.
Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
This is a woody show, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
Following up on while started with fail stories, I was
telling you that guy who got fired at the McDonald's
and he just got too overwhelmed.
Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
It's so busy. I got it so far.
Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
And then we got into this question. People were asked,
have you ever seen someone get fired on their first day?
And if so, what happened some reactions here fighting with
a customer by getting in their face and yelling at them.
The dumb ass thought the company owed him loyalty for
being an employee, but it was his first day and
he was yelling at people. Wow, yeah, he was a
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first day blackjack dealer. He took in five dollars cash
exchange it for a five hundred dollars chip game. The
lady stared at him for a good twenty seconds, picked
up her chip, and left the building. Gaming took his
badge shortly after. Oh okay, if I said, you don't
just get hired off the street for that thing. There's
all kinds of training.
Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
Yeah, first day it guy made his computer desktop wallpaper
a Facebook picture of a female co worker.
Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
He had just met. Weirdo, so I get to know
her interests.
Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
Our town's mayor forced his spoiled prick son to get
a job at the restaurant where I worked. On his
first day of training as a host, the kid sat
in the waiting area looking at his phone instead of
standing behind the host stand greeting the customers. The trainer
tried to sort him out a couple of times, but
he would just greet one customer, walk back to their
table and then go right back to sitting in on
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his phone. The manager came up to him the kids
side said I can't do this and headed for the exit.
They told him if he was going to walk off
his shift, don't bother coming back, and the kid just
waved on his way out. He only lasted a couple
of hours, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Respect that's kind of like he didn't want that jem
taking my job.
Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
At the Sam Goodie the music store.
Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Hey, you know what, this is just fun. I made
it to the lunch break and that was about it.
That's not really getting fired either.
Speaker 5 (01:16:06):
Yeah, I wasn't.
Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
It wasn't like that's a mutual. Yeah, that's a party
of company, part of your companies.
Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
That kind of happened when I worked at Sonic the
you know the drive in. This was at the time
where they were making people go on the roller skates. Yeah,
And it was this guy's first day and he was
like using cars to like stop himself and like spilling
drinks and like doing a terrible job. Anna was on
his phone half the time. So they're like, you know,
you want to go and he was like yeah. So
it was more like mutual understanding.
Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
Hard Morgan, Have you ever been fired?
Speaker 14 (01:16:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
I have not.
Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
Never.
Speaker 8 (01:16:34):
No, I'm a great employee.
Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
What you're talking about sometimes you're a good employee and
you know things is sometimes it's not even your fault.
You just get caught up.
Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
It's true. No, never found.
Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
But hold on.
Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
You've never told us you've worked at Sonic.
Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
No, it's my first job ever.
Speaker 8 (01:16:49):
Yeah, I was a car hop.
Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Yeah I didn't.
Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
When I first started, we weren't doing the roller skates.
But then that was what year was it like twenty
ten maybe, and they were trying to bring it back,
like go back.
Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
To the old legit didn't know how well.
Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
I didn't, and they had to teach me. I'd already
worked there for a year and I was about to
go to college. So I was like, you know what,
I'll stay here, let me just learn how to do it.
Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
What was your favorite food item? So many questions.
Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
What was my They had a free toom pie at
one point.
Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
I love their chickens. That you get free food during
your shift.
Speaker 8 (01:17:20):
Yeah, I got free food. Slushies. I love slush real
fruit Hell.
Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
Yeah, how about that sugar free white raspberry slush that
was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
Never had that.
Speaker 8 (01:17:31):
That was way past my time, probably to be a.
Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
Newer thing, because that was really it's really good. Doesn't
taste sugar free.
Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
That's for sure. I've never tried that wall. You take
greg to prove that sonics exists. I know where it
was One Rock. They're so good in the course see
their commercials every five minutes. Yeah yeah, I heard Which
one did you work at?
Speaker 8 (01:17:49):
This was in Dallas?
Speaker 5 (01:17:50):
Text or Stubb Outside of which one?
Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
What like the number of the store?
Speaker 5 (01:17:54):
Like, what neighborhood?
Speaker 8 (01:17:55):
What Rockwall? Texas?
Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
Okay, sweets yeah, hell yeah, out of j get fired, Sammy.
Speaker 8 (01:18:01):
Never no, never, never been fired.
Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Did you have a sonic job?
Speaker 8 (01:18:09):
I worked at a restaurant I did. It's called Islands,
the Burger place.
Speaker 7 (01:18:16):
I was a host slash busser, and they were trying
to promote me to Expo and then I was like,
I'm not that into it.
Speaker 8 (01:18:23):
I mean I was there for about a year.
Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
Oh okay, what's that? That's between working the past.
Speaker 6 (01:18:30):
Oh you get the food there faster like you.
Speaker 8 (01:18:32):
Do Expo before becoming a server.
Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
Yeah right, you helped get the food faster.
Speaker 5 (01:18:36):
Yes, I think organized and the waters are coming up
you're checking things like the waiter.
Speaker 6 (01:18:42):
Now, I thank you for your service.
Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
I should have kept to his host though.
Speaker 8 (01:18:47):
You seem like you would be a good host at
a restaurant.
Speaker 12 (01:18:49):
I was.
Speaker 14 (01:18:50):
No.
Speaker 9 (01:18:50):
I don't see her being a good busser though, because
it was great. But that requires lifting heavy.
Speaker 8 (01:18:55):
No, I didn't have to lift anything heavy. It's just
cups and plates.
Speaker 20 (01:18:57):
She's like, come get this, this is heavy.
Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
I mean, yeah, Greg's been fired.
Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
I've been fired.
Speaker 5 (01:19:03):
You've been fired.
Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
Yeah, well I.
Speaker 9 (01:19:05):
Speak, it's along the lines of this topic. So I've
I've word a couple of different bartending jobs, and there
was one in my neighborhood and it was great. I
went there, passed the interview, did like a test shift.
They called me back the next day said, we don't
it's just not working out.
Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
Oh damn.
Speaker 9 (01:19:21):
And I figured out what it was. I knew it
when it was happening. I didn't like make a small
talk with the regulars.
Speaker 6 (01:19:28):
Weird like these guys like trying to start like, yeah, okay,
they thought you were a psychopath.
Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
The show fuck like just these fat people banding, who
are you fard knockers?
Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
This is the Woody show.
Speaker 5 (01:19:48):
I've still got a woody. Well, let's let's give this
game a shot. I'm also interested to hear what kind
of stuff these guys have to say. And they're messages
as they're looking for women and looking for love, looking
for love, people to put some money in their their
prison account on the books, on their books, and uh,
(01:20:12):
this is the Idaho Inmate pen Pals And what's what's
the account again?
Speaker 20 (01:20:17):
It's it's Idaho Inmate pen Pal.
Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
You're right, but that's that's the name. Because Greg was
trying to like follow.
Speaker 6 (01:20:22):
Yeah, I showed it to him.
Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
And you think it's from a variety of christis.
Speaker 20 (01:20:25):
Yeah, I think it's from multiple prisons. It's the Idaho
Department of Corrections. Sometimes you get lucky and get some ladies, Okay,
Usually it's men. Idaho Inmate pen Pal is the is
the account to follow?
Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
Yeah, there goes Sammy. You're looking for a man, right,
I mean, yeah, boy like bad boys. Yeah, but it
will show up in like random TikTok feeds. Yeah, TikTok.
Speaker 6 (01:20:47):
So you just put jail dating into TikTok and you'll
see a ton of And so how does.
Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
This game work?
Speaker 20 (01:20:53):
So I'm going to tell you who the inmate is
I'm going to give you a couple of fun facts
about him and play you a clip of their their
message to the to the people who are free, and
then you are going to guess, multiple choice what they
are incarcerated for.
Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
Okay, so why they're in jail.
Speaker 20 (01:21:10):
Yeah, So let's start with inmate Branson. He's thirty seven,
and he's a beefy dude with some neck tats and
a tat right below his eye. He definitely comes across
as a guy you might worry about, like punching you
in the face for no reason, a really like kind
of scary dude. And this is what he wanted to
(01:21:31):
say to all of us.
Speaker 14 (01:21:33):
Okay, So guys, so look, I like my girls stick
like a milkshake with pretty ass feet attitudes.
Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
I'm not looking for no Cinderella.
Speaker 14 (01:21:44):
I'm looking for the wicked Witch of the West. So
if you got a gratitude, pretty feet, and your thick
like a milkshake, you already got to input.
Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
So let me know what's up. Damn.
Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
Yeah, all right, attitude, he knows what he wants.
Speaker 6 (01:21:57):
Yeah, and you know there's gonna be women that's gonna
be reaching out out. Oh yeah, oh, yeah, for sure,
especially the ones with the bad ads.
Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
There's a lot of white trash hose out there.
Speaker 20 (01:22:04):
You know, check those comments, because tons of girls were like,
I'm thick like a milkshake.
Speaker 5 (01:22:10):
Oh you can leave comments. Oh yeah, do you have
any for this one?
Speaker 9 (01:22:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 20 (01:22:14):
One said I got all three, daddy. I'm thick with
like many seeds feet and ishy attitude and what you
need on your books daddy. That's another one. Nice, And
I'm big, slim, thick with pretty ass feet and big asstude.
There's plenty of lady. We call them the I can
fix thems, like, oh, I can fix them?
Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:22:34):
I wouldn't that be something if one of these chicks
took money from their current man just to put it
on the books for their prison man.
Speaker 8 (01:22:40):
I'm sure that happens.
Speaker 5 (01:22:42):
Yeah, yeah, Like they got like some sugar daddy on
the outside and now they're flirting with this guy on
the inside.
Speaker 6 (01:22:47):
I'm sure that happens. But I think a lot of
these women are lonely out Oh for sure.
Speaker 20 (01:22:53):
They don't have an outside sugar.
Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
D Alright, so we got to try to figure out
what he's in for, right, what was his offense?
Speaker 20 (01:22:59):
You get three choices okay, assault and aggravated sorry, aggravated
and drug trafficking heroin Okay, telemarketing fraud and wire fraud
or solicitation in prostitution.
Speaker 5 (01:23:12):
First one, Oh it goes. I mean the second one.
He's pretty good on the phone, you know, Yeah, he
really sells it. I'm between one and three. My gut
says one the heroin trafficking.
Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
Right, I agree, I say one.
Speaker 6 (01:23:29):
This guy out there hoo could up a prostitute.
Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
I don't think so. Yeah, I'm gonna go the second choice.
Speaker 8 (01:23:35):
But could he have been a pimp I guess, and
get in trouble for prostitution.
Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
But he was soliciting, so he was looking John Yeah hooker.
Now he's got too much confidence, it seems for that. Yeah,
I'm gonna go with one.
Speaker 20 (01:23:47):
Go to Okay, So it's between telemarketing fraud and wire
fraud and aggravated assault in drug trafficking heroin.
Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
Woody, you are correct.
Speaker 20 (01:23:55):
Yeah, he was drug trafficking and may have had some
light assault.
Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
I may have a career in tear telemarketing later on.
Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
Right.
Speaker 20 (01:24:04):
Let's move on to inmate Jacob he our friend Jacob
here he he loves inc. He's shaved and tatted from
forehead down, with the neck and the chest and the
face the whole vibe. Someone in the comments said he
looks like Marv from Home alone. So that's to consider.
This guy has some pretty specific Staniel character, that's right.
(01:24:28):
He also has a pretty specific request for someone he's
hoping to connect with.
Speaker 21 (01:24:31):
All right, So I've been doing time here for twelve
years and I get out six months scott free. So
I'm looking for a badass shit with daddy issues.
Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
Spin in my mouth or call me daddy. Do you
know what I'm saying?
Speaker 21 (01:24:41):
So holler at you boy, even if you're a good
girl and you just want to have a good time.
To me, somebody solid and tired of with them lames
out there, holler at you boy.
Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
I'm one of a kind.
Speaker 21 (01:24:51):
So hit me up on jp A seven four seven
nine and iaho.
Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
I'll let your boy.
Speaker 5 (01:24:56):
All right, Okay, there goes, Yeah, no lames.
Speaker 20 (01:24:59):
He would like you just spit in his mouth and
call him daddy.
Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
I can't be the only person who is wondering how
do they allow these inmates to do this?
Speaker 20 (01:25:06):
Yeah, must be if you're on your best behavior.
Speaker 6 (01:25:10):
Maybe he is getting something on there, but you're in jail.
Speaker 8 (01:25:12):
Well, he's getting out in six months, I.
Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
Know, but you're in jail, Like, why are you able
to communicate with you?
Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
I'm with you, Greg, i't understand. I don't understand how
any of this is.
Speaker 6 (01:25:21):
I am assuming this is my conspiracy theory that JPay
is paying somebody to have this service available, and why
not promote this service with transactions probably fees. Who's who's
getting those fees?
Speaker 20 (01:25:37):
Yeah, well, there's a lot of people who were into
this guy. One of the comments was, my mouth is
suddenly very dry and I need to be degraded. And
someone else that I got an STD just from watching
this guy. So you need to now tell me what
his offense is. What is he in prison for? Arson?
Securities fraud or grand theft and extortion?
Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
Grand theft? Immediately, I like my gut just immediately lit
up when you said that you don't think he's a
fire starter, he could be the fire starter. I don't
think it has anything to do with securities fraud. I
think now grand theft?
Speaker 20 (01:26:17):
Would you grand theft?
Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
I don't have no idea what the sentence for Arson is,
but we know he's been in there for at least
twelve and a half years. Okay, So I think Grand
Theft extortion? Yeah, well extortion, yeah, but what would that be?
Speaker 14 (01:26:28):
So?
Speaker 5 (01:26:31):
Yeah, like Arsen would be a longer, would it be?
I think that Arsen would be a longer, longer than sentence.
I'm sticking with the dude. My gut went off so
hard on that one, So I'm gonna stick with Grand Theft.
Speaker 20 (01:26:42):
Yeah, the same, Okay, I'm Arson. Okay, Well, all the
gentlemen are correct, nice grand yes, astortion like Arson.
Speaker 6 (01:26:51):
These days they're letting people out on the streets. That's
really yeah, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:26:55):
Move on, and what's the Instagram account again?
Speaker 20 (01:26:57):
On the text, it's inmate Idaho, inmate pen.
Speaker 5 (01:27:01):
Pal Idaho, Inmate pen pal. It's all one word.
Speaker 6 (01:27:04):
Yeah, so many listeners are going to find love now,
oh beautiful?
Speaker 20 (01:27:08):
Yeah, all right, let's move on to inmate Edward. He's
twenty four, very husky dude, keeps his hair high and
tight and the beard shaggy, and he has nothing to
say but also kind of everything to say. He sings it.
It's one of his many singing videos. I've seen all
of them, and he chose Rihanna for this this little
(01:27:29):
love mad.
Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
Your favorite man.
Speaker 5 (01:27:30):
It's maybe you can put some money on his books.
Speaker 3 (01:27:32):
You love Ray? Yeah, I'm down. Yeah, all right, here
we go.
Speaker 26 (01:27:36):
Feeling just kids and oh god let it go. Oh
found low and blues, please found love.
Speaker 20 (01:27:53):
I said he was doing here too, exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:28:00):
This guy, I am so the hopeless place would be
prison and he's trying to find love exactly and hopeless exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:28:08):
I'm not normally a lyrics guy.
Speaker 20 (01:28:09):
But he's a poet.
Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
I was hypnotized by him.
Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
Well.
Speaker 20 (01:28:13):
One of the commenters said, was he charged and sent
to prison for bringing his A game. So now you
have to tell me what is he in prison for.
Here are your three choices.
Speaker 5 (01:28:27):
Okay, he sounds like a low energy dude, so yeah,
definitely not running.
Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
Yeah, no, we're running. What are the options?
Speaker 20 (01:28:34):
Identity theft, malicious injury to property or harassment?
Speaker 5 (01:28:40):
Identity theft, harassment, harassment, property damage.
Speaker 6 (01:28:45):
Injury to property. I never heard that charge, but I
think that is the one, because you're not injuring a
person right property property.
Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
Do they lock people up for identity theft?
Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Now?
Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
Do they lock people up for anything? They locked for anything?
Speaker 20 (01:29:00):
Very good question.
Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
That's a good question the level of identity. Yeah, they do.
Speaker 20 (01:29:06):
So we're split between identity, theft and malicious injury to property.
Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
Yeah, no, one's going harassment.
Speaker 8 (01:29:11):
Harassment.
Speaker 20 (01:29:11):
Okay for harassment, well he is in fact in prison
four malicious injury to property?
Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Wow?
Speaker 20 (01:29:18):
Wow, out of a vending machine? Sure do we have
time for another one?
Speaker 5 (01:29:24):
Well, let's do another one. Let's do another one after
the break. Got it, because I'm going to try something
with because we have we have so yeah, we'll keep
us time to cool off. See if I can do
like a hold on, Let's see if I can do
as Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
Yeah, hold up?
Speaker 5 (01:29:44):
I mean I know the song?
Speaker 20 (01:29:46):
Ye much?
Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
The lyrics? What all right? Here we go?
Speaker 26 (01:30:03):
Here we got anyways kids?
Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
And right?
Speaker 5 (01:30:15):
It works out?
Speaker 6 (01:30:16):
Yeah, dude, it works Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
Why all right? More Moodie show killed him? Next hang
on show, We'll be right back. This is the show. Yeah,
this is the Woy Show.
Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
Yeah, my smart all right, So we're going through some
of this audio. We have a little game here. Gina
came up with this game. She's got a competition. She follows.
This account is where this really started. We just kind
of turned it into something here with Idaho prison pen
pal and so she's telling us a little bit about
(01:31:02):
the prisoner, like their name and maybe any kind of
like you know, tattoos or yeah, like what they look like,
because we end up hearing one of the clips that
they recorded, like for example, we had we had this
guy in that last round.
Speaker 14 (01:31:16):
So guys, so look, I like my girls stick like
a milkshake with pretty ass feet attitudes. I'm not looking
for no Cinderella. I'm looking for the wicked Witch of
the West. So if you got a gratitude, pretty feet
and your thick like a milkshake, you already got to info.
Speaker 5 (01:31:34):
You already got the info qualified. So anyway, we then
have to guess multiple choice what they're actually in for. Yeah,
and so that's that's the game we've been playing. Greg,
that's a great question. Allows are they even allowed to
do this?
Speaker 20 (01:31:47):
Let me, yeah, let me help you with that, because
they don't have like their own cell phones or anything.
They sit at these like it's a like video yeah,
like exactly these crappy phone booth banks, and then they
use this thing called jape and it's they just have
to sit there and make their video and be out.
Speaker 5 (01:32:03):
Because somebody on the tech said, as someone who worked
in corrections for twenty years. I can tell you these
guys did not get permission for this. They were doing
this on cell phones. They snuck in again.
Speaker 6 (01:32:12):
Know, all these videos are coming from one place in Idahop.
Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
I did see a different set, Yeah, and they would
know about it.
Speaker 5 (01:32:18):
I did see one of the videos now where like
they're on you know, like when the TV shows or
movies they go to visit somebody in prison, they pick
up the little phone receiver on the on the side,
like those old school phone receivers. Yeah, some of these
guys are holding holding that the receiver, and so that's
what they're That's why some of it sounds really garbage.
Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
Exactly.
Speaker 20 (01:32:37):
They try to hold it a phone, but it's a phone, right.
Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
And here's one other question. Do you prisoners can't smoke?
Speaker 14 (01:32:44):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
Because remember in the old timy days, everybody in prison
was smoking.
Speaker 20 (01:32:47):
Yeah, you trade stuff for cigarettes, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:32:49):
Because it's a government facility, I'm assuming that all that
no smoking inside stuff. Probably they might be able to
smoke in the yard.
Speaker 20 (01:32:55):
Maybe they don't know, that's what I thought.
Speaker 5 (01:32:57):
I don't know anybody who's been in prison, can you
tell us recently?
Speaker 3 (01:33:01):
Yeah? I know went to county jail and this person
smokes and they had to spend the weekend in jail.
And they said it was a torture because they couldn't smoke.
Speaker 6 (01:33:08):
Oh, that was not the whole being in jail part.
Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
Yeah, that part was fine.
Speaker 5 (01:33:12):
Apparently they just need something to take the edge up exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:33:16):
All right, So who's the next person we got here?
Speaker 20 (01:33:19):
We have inmate Christopher. He's thirty one.
Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
Uh.
Speaker 20 (01:33:22):
He wanted to make sure, for whatever reason, that they
put hashtag mullet under his account.
Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
He's proud of it.
Speaker 20 (01:33:28):
Mullet. He has this like short mullet and kind of
pointy ears and a goatee. And he drops a list
of facts about himself and I'm pretty sure only one
of the facts is true, and I think you'll be
able to pick up which one that is.
Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
So here it is okay.
Speaker 15 (01:33:42):
Names Christopher Day, go by CJ and May number one
zero four, one one three. Got a pretty badass mullet.
You know what they say, once you go mullet, you
don't go back. I'm a bodybuilder.
Speaker 5 (01:33:54):
Wait they say that, Yeah, I never want you to
go mullet.
Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
You never go back.
Speaker 15 (01:33:59):
I've never heard they say once you go, Mullet, you
don't go back. I'm a bodybuilder, shark wrestler with an
extremely average sized penis, and I'm pretty sure I could
beat up John Wick while solving Rubik's Cube. So if
you're into that type of hit me up and let's
get to know each other, all.
Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
Right, cool a lot of facts.
Speaker 8 (01:34:16):
He kind of sounds like a dork.
Speaker 20 (01:34:17):
Ye all right, So we got to figure out why
inmate Christopher, yeah, CJ is in the clink. Is it
possession of a controlled substance? Forgery or cyber bullying?
Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
Forgery?
Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
What's what was the first one?
Speaker 20 (01:34:36):
Possession of a controlled substance.
Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
I'm gonna go cyber.
Speaker 5 (01:34:39):
Bullying, possession of a controlled substance?
Speaker 6 (01:34:42):
Yea possession that speaks mullet, Well, what do you menace?
Speaker 20 (01:34:47):
And Sammy, you are correct?
Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Yes, I love it, all right, I love it.
Speaker 6 (01:34:53):
Alma's as if like I don't know what is the term?
Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
I don't know almost like you know, just sorry me?
Speaker 5 (01:35:10):
And I've been to prison. No smoking is allowed in
any facility.
Speaker 20 (01:35:13):
Right because it's the government. Well what could be private?
Speaker 5 (01:35:16):
I got the word, but then there's another one said
you can smoke in state prison, not county jails. All right,
what's the word?
Speaker 6 (01:35:22):
Almost as if stereotypes sometimes are true?
Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
Okay, guy with them all would Okay, let's do one
more energy drink, so this one.
Speaker 20 (01:35:34):
Get ready to have your heart strings tugged at all right,
Young Cody inmate, Cody's twenty five. He has all kinds
of face art, short hair, shaggy, little beard. He's a poet.
He just wants to wow the ladies with his creative
turn of phrase. So really make sure you're in an
open heart, open space for this.
Speaker 3 (01:35:52):
Okay, here we go. Me so I wrote it into
a poem. My name is Cody, nickname Slime.
Speaker 5 (01:35:56):
I'm twenty five looking for a dime.
Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
I'm a bad boy with a good heart. Are looking
for a good girl in a fresh start. I am
originally from Montana, working back a fam Mi lamma. Even
when I'm in the slammer, I have a lot of
tattoos and bad jokes.
Speaker 14 (01:36:09):
My hobbies include out door activities and giving you those
long strokes.
Speaker 5 (01:36:13):
Okay, it's a poet, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
Anybody's panties hit the floor on that one.
Speaker 20 (01:36:18):
A lot of people in the commons observe that that
you generally don't give women long strokes? So what has
he been doing in prison? I was wondering that I
want Is he given these long strokes to slime you're Yeah,
A lot of a lot of ladies did like his luck.
(01:36:40):
But somebody, many of them said it. But someone said,
someone forgot to tell homie, you don't have to stroke
the ladies when you're not in prison. Let's let's give
young Cody his due and find out why he is
in prison. Money laundering, money laundering, and slaughter, controlled substance possession.
Speaker 5 (01:37:05):
All right, So money laundering, manslaughter or controlled substance, controlled
substance possession.
Speaker 6 (01:37:13):
Yeah, I'm going manslaughter or control.
Speaker 8 (01:37:16):
I'm going possession.
Speaker 5 (01:37:19):
I'm gonna take a flyer on this one. I'm gonna
I'm gonna say money laundering.
Speaker 3 (01:37:24):
That was my gut instinct as well. He seems he
seems like a door, he thought the previous guy.
Speaker 20 (01:37:32):
So we have a little bit of everything. Everyone's chosen
something different.
Speaker 6 (01:37:35):
I'm going manslaughter. I mean, I think the drug possession
is too easy.
Speaker 20 (01:37:39):
Okay, Well, you know what is it?
Speaker 5 (01:37:41):
It's what's the word.
Speaker 6 (01:37:47):
He's completely Yeah, he's so dumb that he accidentally kills somebody.
Speaker 20 (01:37:53):
Okay, oh, interesting, okay, so everyone picked a little bit
of everything. Sam, you're sticking with possession, yes, okay, and
then moneylaun drink, manslaughter. Cody the poet is in prison
for drugs.
Speaker 8 (01:38:06):
Drugs sometimes easy and nice.
Speaker 14 (01:38:12):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (01:38:12):
What's the what's the word?
Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
Stereotype?
Speaker 20 (01:38:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
Oh yeah, to write that down, God, I'll never forget
it now. Sometimes they have a truth. It's a fun gaming.
Oh goodness.
Speaker 20 (01:38:22):
I'd be like, hey, there's plenty.
Speaker 5 (01:38:24):
More I play again, say I'll have you back just
to do the game great, because it seems like that's
a lot of work, like digging in, finding like the clips,
and happy to do anyway. I'm like, man, this seems
like it's a lot of fun, but that's gonna be
a lot of labor only too happy to do.
Speaker 3 (01:38:39):
But the side effect of the game is horniness.
Speaker 5 (01:38:42):
Yeah, people finding love more. What he shows next? Hang on,
what do you show