The Woody Show December 26th 2024 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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A good morning, everybody. Today is Thursday. It's a pret Friday.
It's the day after Christmas. It's when Ben Folds five
took his girlfriend to go get an abortion. Oh six am,
day after Christmas? Remember cool hold there in the parking lot.
That's a classic song.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Thought about it.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
December the twenty sixth, twenty twenty four. We are the
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(01:33):
year of The Woody Show on Monday, January the sixth.
But there's some really good stuff lined up for you today.
And Greg, you know what we say. If you haven't
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That's right.

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(02:25):
Guess Who's Gas? And we've talked about this a couple
times before, but just to see what you guys have
to say about it, we'll go around the room as well,
what or who do you have just an unjustified it
has no rhyme or reason to it? To who do
you have just an unsified dislike or even a hate for? Okay,
so you're callsing texts on that coming up for you

(02:47):
this morning here on The Woody Show. I thought this
was fun just because it's Throwback Thursday and thinking back
to your childhood. Movies that kind of define your childhood.
Oh so many, there's so many for me, Goodies, Back
to the Future, Princess Bride, Revenge of the Nerds, Stripes, Jaws,
National Lampoon's Vacation.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Stand by Me, my favorite, Better Off Dead.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Okay, now we think about like kids kids movies though,
like when you were even younger, do you remember an
American tale?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, Muppet movie? Yeah, Frozen? There are no cats in
americ and the streets are paved with cheese. Yep, yep,
I remember that one doesn't know that one? Hello? Hello.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
So this was a list and we can see if
we agree or disagree. Twenty five movies that every kid
should see before they turn thirteen. All right, uh, and
number one on their list. I see this one at
the top of all those. Even when they just talk
about this this franchise. Toy Story two. Loves that one,
not Toy Story one. Toy Story two, well, love Toy

(03:51):
Story two. I still like the original better, the first
one better. He was great, which is the one that
everybody cry were three? That's the one when he went
off to school, right, he went off to college.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
It was three three.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yeah, and the toys, well, spoiler alert they give away
the toy.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, whoa yeah, spoiler alert.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
But they're doing another toy story, are they not.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah? I five. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
A movie I've never seen is at number two. Movies
that every kid should see before they turned thirteen.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Chicken Run, Chicken Run.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I can picture the postings too.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
It's a lot of love.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
But I've never seen.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Wasn't that the Claymation one? Yes? It was. Yeah, Yeah,
you never saw it because it came out obviously after
you were a kid at the two thousand you had
your kids, So yeah, it came out in two thousand.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Number three came out nineteen twenty eight. I think they
decided to throw this in there the circus wherever the
hell that is.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Shut up, nobody knows it.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
On the Lion King at number four, Yes, Lion.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
King was childhood for me.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yes, that's what it.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
We had the soundtrack, we had everything. Lion King, all right.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Shrek at number five, great movie. I like all those
Shrek movies. Well, there's plenty of stuff in there for adults.
It's one of those greg.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Watch why watch adult movie when you can watch a
kid's movie with some stuff for Yeah, did you ever
watch I saw a Shrek and that you hate it?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
No?

Speaker 3 (05:12):
It was fine. But again when people saw it as,
oh it's got some adult humor in it, it's still
a kid's movie.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
No.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I just thought it was very clever, like taking all
the fairy tale stuff, and I thought it was By.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
The way, the Circus was a Chaplin film. Oh no, Charlie,
which none, no one in this room and no child
has ever seen, never, haven't heard of it.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
In nineteen eighty nine a movie came out called The Bear.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
I remember that one. It was just it was just
about a bear. I remember that.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Is it a cartoon or no?

Speaker 3 (05:36):
No, no, it was a real bear. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Mary Poppins at number seven? Oh, How to Train Your
Dragon at number eight? Now one, okay, another movie from
my childhood is I'm reminding of remembering two things now,
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, like really Wonka with Gene Wilder,
and the other one Pete's Dragon.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I loved Pete's Dragon.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, Pete Dragon ruled. We watched that in school for
some reason. I don't know why, because you went to.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Crappy Public's Well I did. I it was out the
Day and the Day or something. We're drunk or something.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
But how to train your dragging at number eight, The
Wizard of Oz at number nine. Of course that's got
to be on there. Inside Out at number ten, talk
about clever. But the first time I watched that movie,
I went into it going like, what the hell is
this gonna be? I thought it was gonna be like
some kind of like touchy feely, hippy dippy thing, which
it was. But at the same time, just like man,
the concept on that is very creative, very well done.

(06:27):
You even saw Inside Out too. Because of that, I
have not seen Inside Out Too yet. You're I'm gonna
watch it? Sorry you wanted to. I apologize, I'm going to.
But the amount of times I get to the movies
is not very often. The Land Before.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Time, dude, Yeah, No, nineteen eighty eight, No eleven too, sad.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
It was scary for me. I had the Big Dog
flying just I had nightmares over that movie.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Another one on my childhood lists, the Muppet movie. I
liked all those two Muppet movie. Muppets Take Manhattan.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
All that stuff. I have the Muppets, not transition. They happened,
they have it.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
We tried to get the kids into the Muppets, like
showing them up the Muppet movie all that.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
No, show them the Jason Siegel Muppet Movie.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
No did that.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
One is great and it's newer, and I love it
all the time.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
As an adult, you watch it all the time.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Yeah, it's very good.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
I mean, I highly recommend.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
And he says, no, you've seen it, yes, and you
don't like I shut it off because it's terrible.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
A Disney movie that I never got into. Beauty and
the Beast, huge classic, but I just you know, that's
a banger. Yeah, never did never did much for me.
Like I love the Little Mermaid, I love the Lion King.
I like, you know, a lot of those classics, but
Beating the Beast was not.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
So I want tickets to Beating the Beast and our
dad had to take us uh, and I was like,
I don't know if I want to see this. I
want to be a gay And I was like, I
don't want to be a gay. Nine sal movie. I
got free tickets. Yeah really, yeah, so what you ended
up doing? We went and I turned gay and gay.

(08:06):
He's gay.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Now he's like Dawn and be right back. I have
to go use the bathroom. And he went in there
and waited for other dudes. Yeah, he did a wide
stance in the stall. Another one from the childhood. Man.
I love this movie et, Yes, classic, I love that movie. Uh,
this one I never saw until I was older. I
think because it came out while I was away at
boarding school and so you know, from then until you know.

(08:29):
But I think I was in my thirties before I
saw this.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Sandlot Yeah so good.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
Yeah, that was a big one for my childhood. We
all watched it all the time, well into I mean adulthood.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
You're killing me.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
You watched it last week?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Yeah, actually did.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
And if I would have watched that when it came out,
it would have been an instant favorite.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah. It's right down the middle of the pike for oh.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, the Lego movie at number sixteen.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
It was good, a movie that got a lot of
hype and a lot of praise that. This is another
one I just never really got into.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Wally. I never saw that.

Speaker 7 (09:04):
Seems like you would hate it from what little I
know about it. Yeah, isn't it like an anti litter movie.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
It's a it's basically about how lazy everybody society has
yet society.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
It's also about caring for the planet, but it's not
it's not over the top with its environmentalism, but it's
about caring and connection and great. That might be a
great movie. It sounds like I might have to watch.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
That number eighteen home alone, the original great another one
I never Yeah, I don't think i've I think i've
seen it to this day. March of the Penguins, I
haven't seen that. I remember that got a lot of
it won a lot of award.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, people loved it too.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
On the list here that I've not seen it all.
Coco never watched it.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
That came out.

Speaker 8 (09:48):
That movie I came out in twenty seventeen. And then
the Iron Giant. Oh, Iron Giant's great love that movie. Yeah,
Iron Giant actually didn't get a lot of love when
it got released. Later it got appreciated when I went
into VHS.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Okay, Spirited Away number twenty two. It came out in
two thousand and one. I have no idea what that is.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
I think it's either horse or biking or something.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Horse.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yeah, BMX riding. Yeah, the og, you know, ten speeds
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
The Og Willy Wonk and the Chocolate Factory came out
in nineteen seventy one. That one number twenty three. I
saw this thing where Gene Wilder was talking about the
only reason he agreed to do the film. He's like,
he kind of read it and he was like, oh,
it's it's fine. And then he had this idea for
the Willy Wonker character. Remember, he's walking out of the
Chocolate Factory to meet the gates, to meet everybody at

(10:34):
the gates, and the cane kind of sticks and he
does that like tumble forward. That was his big ask.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
The city wouldn't do it if they didn't let him
do it, Yeah, exactly. But the reason it was a
weird line the draw So Spirited Away is Japanese fantasy
film about a little girl whose parents turned into pigs Japan. Oh.
She has to take a job working in a bathhouse
to find a way to free herself. Probably not that kind.
Probably not that kind. Oh okay, turned to the human world.

(11:04):
Yeah okay, And uh, what were we saying?

Speaker 7 (11:06):
The reason that reason he did that is because he
wanted the audience to never know if he was being
honest in the movie, or you know, should we believe him?
Respect he's still tricking us.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yeah, I respect that.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
I said the number twenty three, number twenty four in
the list of every movies of every that every kid
should see before they turned thirteen Spider Man into the
Spider Verse, No love it. And then the Princess brought
a number twenty five. Also shout out to a couple
other ones. Menace.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
How about the Flight of the Navigator will yeah, son,
Flight of the Navigator rip? Also space Camp the movie
Space Camps? What rip?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, there was a movie called Space Camp. It's look
it up, I will yeah. And then, uh, what was
the other one I was just thinking of of, Like, oh, Iron.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Eagle, Iron Eagle, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Lewis gossa junior. Hell yeah, the kid's dad was taking hostage.
He was a fighter jet pilot, and so the kid
his son, and uh and Jappie I think it is
his name or Jaffy.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
That I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah, I remember the plot like that. Lewis Gotsa junior's
character in Iron Eagle. Somebody looked that up anyway, So
he trained the kid how to fly a fighter jet
out of nowhere. He was flying like a crop duster
type plane before that, and they went into where the
hostages were being held and he got him out, He
got his dad out.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Chappie, Chappie not Jappie. That was a derogatory earlier. By
the way, that plot mirrors the plot of Space Camp
where kids were at space Camp and what happened. Yeah,
they accidentally got launched in the space children doing adult things.
He was a kid. Also, I'd like to shout out
a couple of movies.

Speaker 9 (12:43):
If you love goonies, there's another movie that's not as popular,
but in the same realm. It's called Monster Squad.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Loved that movie.

Speaker 9 (12:52):
Also another John Cusack movie called One Wild and Crazy Summer.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
I love that movie. So good anything John Keys and.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Can I please shout out I mean for the Girls now?
And then best movie ever?

Speaker 3 (13:05):
What's that? I've never heard of that?

Speaker 4 (13:06):
What is that?

Speaker 5 (13:06):
It came out in the nineties, has so many people
in it as Rita Will.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
He has an appearand pieces O'donald and then it has
there a Birch and Christina reach and it's like the
coming of age story.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
It's like a stand on me for girls. But it
was made in the nineties. It's called Now and Then,
and it's the freaking best.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
It's got Rosie O'Donnell.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
Yeah, it's an all star casts.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
So it's the best movie ever made.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
It's like girl to watch before you're thirteen for girls.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, good Beaches.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
We're gonna take a quick break down. That was one
of my sister's childhood movies. She watched like you're watching
this woman die of cancer over.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
And over again. Spoiler alrd, Sorry, I guys eight.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
She wants a d and she's going to get one.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
The Woodie Show.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, high school seniors this year either born in two thousand,
let's see two thousand and six five or two thousand
and six. Most from two thousand and six.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Sea Bass is googling it to the math. I have
to do the other match because I was younger, seventeen,
I graduated.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Sure, you know.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah, well, if most kids start kindergarten, what at five?

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Right?

Speaker 3 (14:13):
I went from what I remember, I'm saying some of
them end.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Up waiting a year because like I was too close
to the cutoff, right, and then they end up going
the next year where they're six.

Speaker 10 (14:22):
Depending on what month you're born in.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Yeah, correct, leave me the big kid on campus. That's right.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Uh, This fifty three year old guy in Michigan, poor bastard,
one number off from matching all five winning numbers last month,
but he didn't quit, went back to the store the
next day, bought another lottery ticket, one that matched all
five numbers, and he won seven hundred and ninety six
thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Fuck. Yeah, that's pretty cool. And then there there's a
new study that is linked childhood tablet use to anger
out bursts, and that's for kids as young as three.
I believe you go to all these restaurants in the
kids have the tablet, they're hypnotized, they have like this
weird uh, I don't know, shell on them to have
like little feet they look.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Like yeah, they stand up. And also when they inevitably
drop them, they don't break and they can lead to
more what issues, anger, anger outbursts?

Speaker 6 (15:14):
Oh yeah, Well, when you take it away from the kids,
they have absolute meltdown.

Speaker 10 (15:19):
They say, it's like rewiring your brain. It's like you're
taking something away from an addict.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Right, yeah, it's like a drug for them.

Speaker 10 (15:24):
But that was quiet when you're eating, right.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
It does and that and that was that was I
mean whatever it was for us as kids. You know,
you would take away whatever they really like the most
and kids would flip out.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
But I had no entertainment at restaurants.

Speaker 10 (15:37):
Oh no, you if you were lucky, you had a
crayon and an apt.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Difference between a you know, i'd be profen and heroin
right for your brain exactly. I know a girl who says,
she says, my brain is ruined because I've had a
smartphone since I was twelve, and she's just I can't
I always I'm looking, I'm reaching for something I want
to screen in front of me. So shelifier, Yeah, because
they're still fun. But how is her brain ruined? Because

(16:03):
she's all like that because that was her go to, Like,
like you said, like an addict, Like what am I
doing now I don't have a screen in front of me,
I because I'm always going for that thing. I always
want to check in with that.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
If that's how life is and has been for you,
like in other words, like you've never known anything else.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Right now now you have no screen? What are you
gonna do for an hour?

Speaker 2 (16:23):
People used to have like covered wagons and travel that way.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
And then like.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
No, yeah, you don't know what to do with yourself.
You're not working, you're not doing it.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
You need your phone, your brain wants. Your brain can't
like stop and think and like solve long form problems.
We're trying to say.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
About words we're spelling or things like that, like well
I don't need that because I have spell check, So
your brain doesn't have to work.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
That's a side effect. That's not exactly what worse. No,
we're saying is if we took that girl's phone.

Speaker 9 (16:51):
Away, Yeah, she'd be paralyzed, she freak out, she would
be like constantly thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
When you were, when you used to not anymore smoked,
you would always want to put something like oral fixation
of this day. But that's that. But with your brain,
it never goes away. After he quit smoking and became gay,
oral fixation.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
Yeah, then I started smoking poles And so you get
this kid at this tablet, you take that away, Yeah, yeah,
he might become a nuclear gay right.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Gearer than Christmas at Bloomingdale. Yeah, that's what this whole
thing's about.

Speaker 10 (17:25):
This is essentially what we're saying, what it makes you gay?

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Got it? And then we'll raise the human population.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Researchers say that early childhood tablet use may contribute to
a cycle of problems and a kid's emotional regulation. But
I mean, try keeping your kids off.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Of that stuff.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
Yeah, but it needs to be regulated, like, sure, you
can use it for we do thirty minutes or whatever
it is, and then it's right so that they can
regulate it later. But if baron just hands them something
with no timing, no nothing, they don't learn how to
regulate themselves.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Because they're so young, they don't know how to do it.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
But adults don't know how to regulate it exactly.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
That's the other problem.

Speaker 7 (18:02):
Go out in public at any given minute, ninety nine
percent of people are on their phone.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, well that's what they say. These next generation of
kids will be they won't be able to have regular conversations.
Their parents were distracted with them, so they were just
like that bother me.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Like when people are I don't care, Like if you're
on your phone, you're on your phone. It doesn't like help.
Some people get really angry about it. They see even
like if it's not them, like they see other people.
Two people sitting at a table at a restaurant, Yeah,
and they're both on their phone.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
I care.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, No, it's like they're sitting there their their own thing.

Speaker 9 (18:33):
Well we're trying to say, is like, when do you
try to actually have a conversation with the kid these days?
It's mostly grunts and like, yeah, no elaboration at all
on anything.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yeah, it doesn't.

Speaker 7 (18:46):
It doesn't make me angry if people are on their phones,
but it makes me slightly depressed. What I said, an
entire family, multi generation, grandma, grandpa, their kids, their kids,
and they're all on their phones at a dinner sad. Yeah,
it does does make me angry, kind of bumps me out,
gets a tear. Maybe they're just maybe you don't know,

(19:07):
maybe they're just texting each other.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Hey, Greg, they're going to be gay? Yeah, oh chez, Yeah,
anybody stop to think about that. Yeah, yeah, you're gay.
An entire family rules, and I'm a gene on this.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Restaurants, airplanes, yeah, those two places. All the kids can
be on there the entire time. Don't care.

Speaker 10 (19:28):
Yeah, and by the way, you're welcome because you know
the people around true as well.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, well, just don't bring them. Oh yeah, make me happy.
Don't bring the three year old doesn't need to go
on the trip with him.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Sure, and we're into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world comboard. That is Greig Gory High Woody,
we got it. There's a sea bass. It's Sammy's here.

(20:04):
Gina grat is here. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie hit us up with a text over
to two to nine eight seven. I got an update
here on the chick who set out on a mission
to sleep with six hundred people this year.

Speaker 10 (20:19):
Oh, that's a goal.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Her name Annie Knight.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
We had talked about her. She's from Australia point and
so far this year she's hooked up with just over
four hundred dudes. Whoa, So she's got about two hundred
more to go between now and the end of the year.
Her criteria for men who want to bang You have
to send photos of yourself. You have to be okay

(20:45):
with being filmed, but you do have the option to
keep your face blurred, and you have to be tested
for STDs.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
That's fair, right, Would any of you do it?

Speaker 4 (20:55):
No?

Speaker 10 (20:55):
I mean if you weren't married or otherwise with someone.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Nope, where's the You're four to oh one, You're you're
one oh one yeah, you're eighty one.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah, like, no, I'm sorry, obviously this is an only
fans thing, but she is spectacularly good looking to be
doing this, Like she's way too hot to be pulling
this stunt. Doesn't need to do it, she should be
she should be married or engaged to some whatever it is, Rugby.
I mean, no, I'm not a billionaire, he's not. Hopefully
they're not stupid enough. But like some yeah, some professional athlete.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
She wants her own life to support herself. You know,
she's providing for herself.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Oh see, what could I do? I could see read
a cure for cancer, become an astronaut, or just bang guys.
Yeah to some of the only fangirls I was listening to,
like some of the reports last night on this podcast,
and that are like pulling in seventy six million a year.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
What is that?

Speaker 11 (21:51):
Like eighty Azalea and girls who are like yeah, already,
like some people they've never even heard of the seventy
six million dollars a year to search only fans by Yeah,
go to like top ones because that's in this any
girl's profile, And she says, I'm top point eight percent
on OnlyFans.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah, they're making insane amount of money, seventy six million
a year. Yeah, yeah, I think that's my That's the
thing I want to do. Explain yourself, guys who pay
for only fans. What are you doing? What you're doing?
Who are you who? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Right, why don't Uh. There's this thirty three year old
in Maine. Her name is Lauren Harkins, and she's still
a virgin. She's on the opposite end of this other chick.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
She says.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
It's got nothing to do with religion. She says, just
very you know, just content on her own. She said
that she learned as a young child how to be
on her own and enjoy her own company, and because
of that, she's never actively pursued a relationship. You want
to look her up, Missy Vezie.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
What's her name? Lauren Harkins h A R K I
N S. She probably jills all the time, thirty three
year old virgin. This news interesting? And why would she
that's my question exactly. She's she's pretty. Yeah, she's cute.

Speaker 10 (23:07):
She's alright, okay, fine.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
She's like a she's in the slow sevens. But that's
certainly again c.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Yeah, she's pretty. That's what I'm saying, I think she's
prettier than SeaBASS is making.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Her out to be. Could maybe use a little nose stuff, touch,
a little nose stuff, a little little nose stuff. She's
just some basic, longchic Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
By the way, there's a new way to see how
kinky you are.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
It's a part of this sex study they're doing. It's
an online test. It's free, the kink Orientation Scale.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Eighteen questions. Yeah, go to the kinkscale dot com. Okay,
and you could bring it up there. I got a
fifty one out.

Speaker 10 (23:48):
Of ninety okay, so kind of right down the middle ish, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, fifty one out of ninety on the kinkscale dot com.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Question I would describe myself as kanky. No self assessment.

Speaker 10 (24:01):
I am part of a sexual subculture.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
I didn't. I have to look that up to see
what that is. I mean, that's gonna be like furreze
and bondage. Okay, so no, strongly disagree. Okay.

Speaker 10 (24:14):
Sexual interests can be risky.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Okay, here's a dumb quote. A sexual subculture. So if
you're just like into furries, aren't sexual. When I go
to the foulshoom street for I definitely don't see furries
on the street doing that. Okay, I don't see that
at all. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
What were some of the other questions?

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Friends describe me as kinky? No, it will be fun. Disagree,
he can be fun.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
My sexual interests are constantly evolving. Okay, sexual interests can
be risky.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Greg, Maybe I mean not risky like health wise. But
you like the outdoor like public place.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Okay, thing right.

Speaker 10 (24:57):
I like my sex to incorporate a power dynamic.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
All right?

Speaker 7 (25:02):
Uh no, mad corny, I strongly disagree with pain can
be fun in a sexual context, no context, no way.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Let's see. People don't listen to me when I say things. Yeah,
we heard that one. I'm sorry. I got a fifty
one out of nineties.

Speaker 10 (25:23):
I got a fifty four out of ninety fifty four.
We're miles.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
What's the what's the thing that you scored highest on? Jenny,
find that you strongly agreed with the most?

Speaker 10 (25:31):
Well, let's see, does it do it that way?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
That's how you? Yeah, strongly agree, strongly disagree my memory.

Speaker 10 (25:37):
Yeah, I thought it would give me the visual sex.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah bro, yeah, yeah. If you want to take your
your test, the kink scale dot com.

Speaker 10 (25:46):
This is one where if I scored like a three,
I would also be embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
You don't want to be that, you know that boring?

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Yeah, I have outfits I wear.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Minister.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Just finished season eighty nine out of nine.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
I got a forty six. But see the things I
had surprised. The only things I scored high on was
casual sex and then comfortable going to sex shops because
you know who cares? Who cares? But all this stuff
about actually doing things I scored very low on really
because like, I don't want power or pain or culture crap.
That's all.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Who needs that?

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Exactly?

Speaker 10 (26:21):
You You should have scored really really high on outfits
because don't you exclusively wear a T shirt?

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Oh yeah, that has a night dress. It's covered for
her pleasure. That's what that is.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Show the show. Uh, the house next door to Greg
is for sale, right, and he went to go see
it because you know Greg likes a good open house.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
I love it. I wanted to see the house. I'll
never do that, So what did you think?

Speaker 2 (27:01):
I wouldn't do it to the neighbor that who knows me?
But if it was like a house in my neighborhood.
Somebody didn't know because there was a house for sale
right behind me.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Yeah, I don't know the neighbor, but I mean I
would like to go see it, but I would never
do that because it's.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
What they know.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
It's you. The neighbor doesn't hold the open house. I'm
not I'm not actually gonna buy it. That's true that
it's snooping. It's pretty cookie, but it's on like online
on Zillow and red fin. You can see photos of
it you want.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
You know what I would do if it was the
same because you go to like a subdivision or whatever,
there's a certain number of models of the same house,
you know, like maybe a different elevation and whatever, but
the interior is the same.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Get some ideas, exactly, no issue with it.

Speaker 7 (27:48):
The house was vacant because they had rented it out.
Now the owner's selling it. They had an open house.
I wanted to check it out for a couple of reasons.
Number one, to see the house because it's a nice house.
And number two, to see hmm, just how much of
my backyard can you see from this house?

Speaker 10 (28:03):
That's perfect, that's genius.

Speaker 7 (28:05):
And it turns out more than I thought oh no,
I thought I was a ten out of ten on
the privacy scale. I would give it like maybe an
eight out of ten, because if you stand in certain
parts of this house's backyard get a pretty clear shot
of some locations that have been used for some pretty
triple X things. So now I'm wondering if the people

(28:30):
who moved out of the house, maybe they did get
a free show.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah that's why they moved. Maybe this guy's on all
the time watching it. Yeah, yeah, it was a.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Little greg You know what I would do, But what
I would do it is I would I would take
that knowledge that you now have and maybe plant some
tall trees that block the view of that one particular area,
some strategically placed landscape.

Speaker 7 (28:58):
Thinking that or maybe like some sort of of fence
panels in a certain area or something. But luckily it's
only this one portion. If you walk right up to
the sideyard and craning your neck over the fence, then
you can see clearly. Luckily, they have these upstairs balconies
and those are right off of like or not balconies
windows right off of bathrooms. I don't think you can

(29:18):
see anything from up there. But it was a little
disconcerting because I thought it was a ten out of
ten on the privacy scale, but not so much.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yeah, family's gonna move in, I know.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Is the tiny house thing still trendy? Yes, still popular?

Speaker 3 (29:32):
I think I agree with what It's on the downswing.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, I haven't heard much of it. It was like
all over the place, everybody's talking about tiny homes for
the longest time.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
I think the douchers, who the hipsters and things like
that that were like talking about it. A lot that
has died down. I agree with you, but I do
see a lot of developers that are building the yeah homes.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
No, I did read something about that, like they're building
apartments smaller and smaller. Well, here, I do have some
stats on that via the average studio built in twenty fourteen,
studio apartment was four hundred and ninety nine square feet
and now they're on average eleven percent smaller, So now

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they're four hundred and forty.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Five at small hotel room.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
But of course, you know it hasn't got any smaller.
As they point out, is the rent right, it's way
up over the last ten years. But developers have been
making them smaller to fit more units into the buildings.
You know, they make more money, but they're also saying
that's what people want. Really, they just want to they
want a place just to eat and sleep and pay more.

Speaker 10 (30:36):
It's like those stupid parking lots that are all for
compact cars when nobody has a compact car, Like, we
get it. You're trying to fit as many cars and
you're a little lot as possible, but they're not helping anyone.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Well, sometimes that's not even their fault. Like the local
jurisdiction the code will call for they have to have
based on the occupancy of whatever the store is or
the shopping center, they have to provide x number of
spots in their lot, okay, in order to be two codes.
So what they do is they make them so super
narrow a bit one car now takes up two spokes exactly,

(31:09):
because what other option do you have If one person
parks even two inches to the right, you can't open
your door. Now, nobody can use that spot.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Yeah that's on the right.

Speaker 7 (31:19):
Look, I can squeeze through. But the actual tiny houses
that you see on TV, the ones that they toe
around and you can park it on your grandma's property, well,
I have yet to see one in real life. Ever,
I've never seen one.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
I've seen one on the road really like being taken somewhere.
I've not seen one where it's all set up and
beple actually living there.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
I've driven by, I forget where it was. But there's
like a little ville o tiny home village. I've like village,
drive around it. It's you know, it's a nicer trailer
park essentially.

Speaker 7 (31:46):
But I also don't believe the person who says, oh,
this apartment's five hundred square feet, I want four fifty.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Yeah, if you can get get more, you would want more. Exactly.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Seattle has the smallest new apartments of the country, six
hundred and sixty one square feet on average. The size
of a newly built one bedroom apartment is also down
a little since twenty fourteen. But here's the thing that
two and three bedroom places are slightly bigger than they
used to be. Oh, so it's like the studios and
the one bedroom apartments of those are new those were
smaller than they were ten years ago, but the bigger

(32:17):
places have gotten even larger.

Speaker 10 (32:19):
So basically, screw the single people, and you know all.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
The single people again, how much room do you need?
I have that thought every time I'm in the hotel,
Like I mentioned, like, man, if I was single, if
it wasn't just me, I think I could do it.

Speaker 10 (32:33):
Yeah, but you're not going to willingly pay more for it,
like this is not don't be on their side.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Yeah, no, I'm not going to pay I'm not going
to pay more for it. But I'm thinking, like you know, more,
I'm going to pay less than I'm paying for the
one bedroom or the two or three bedroom. I used
to get a two bedroom place because when I would
have my parents come visit, they'd have a place to stay.
Or oh, friends that would come visit, they'd have a
place to stay. The amount of money that you're extra
paying for that second bedroom for what you never use

(32:59):
really maybe two weeks a year for storage or whatever.

Speaker 12 (33:03):
They could say, have the four seasons for a weekend
exactly right, right, you could buy your name as a
guest house.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
That's one of the things I wish I would have
realized when I was younger, right, yeah, because you could
have saved. Like you you you look at what you
think you need, Like when people start a business, what
they think they need compared to what they really need
to start That business they think they need to have,
like some you know, great retail or office space that
has like their their name etched in on the windows
and everything. You don't need that you'll get there that does.

(33:30):
You could start the business in your house right and
get it to a certain point. You don't need somebody
who answers the phones, just so it won't be you
when you answer the phone to your own business. You
don't need the second bedroom when you're not making a
lot of money. Well, yeah, you know, like you're paying
this extra money that you don't really need to be
paying because otherwise your budget's pretty tight.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
It was domb. But there's a lot of done what
you need and what you want. A lot of us
don't need a lot of what we have. Correct. But
then if I look in my garage, I don't need
any of this stuff. Why do I keep it? We
don't need a lot of stuff.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
No, But then you can't really complain about money, can you.
Like if people are complaining about I don't have any money, sure,
that's the thing. I didn't have much money, but I
was spending this extra money on a second bedroom.

Speaker 10 (34:10):
Yeah, getting you a look.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
For that five days that your mom's in town. Yeah,
oh yeah, because Bort's going through some apartment drama or something.

Speaker 13 (34:18):
Oh I'm constantly going through apartment drama and it never
stopped since last year.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Guys, were you staring in here because you're gonna kill somebody?

Speaker 14 (34:24):
Like, I.

Speaker 13 (34:26):
Mean, talking about money and apartments is just completely aggravating
because the mark is just exploded and going, well, you
don't need that much size. Well, no, people do need
size because we go from these cramp jobs to this
cramp place. We live with terrible neighbors and thin walls,
and we're overpaying for everything. And it's like, well, maybe
you don't need things to entertain you, like that's living
above your means and that It's like, well, no, we do,

(34:48):
because we need to forget what we're dealing with with
these crappyass apartments and over expensive everything we have to
pay for.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
I was thinking about it that way again. I'm thinking
like when I'm at the hotels or whatever, and as
I'm sitting in there, I go, yeah, I could make
this get with no wife and no kids.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
I can make this work. On a basic level.

Speaker 7 (35:06):
Though, you could make it work, but where would you
keep your clothes, your shoes, your belongings.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Oh my god.

Speaker 13 (35:12):
An apartment that I looked at the other day, an
entire closet was taken up by the water heater and
all they had was like two little like in set
wall shelves. And they're like, oh, by the way, this
is over two grand right.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
No.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
I I for a one bedroom.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
I do understand that. I understand.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
I understand what you're saying too.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
People have stuff.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
Oh yeah, there's no storage in the one bedroom.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (35:33):
Oh and hey, by the way, if you guys want
a good apartment, you have to live like thirty miles
away and pay about the same and then you have
to commute and deal with that and hope that the
apartment is slightly bigger.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
It's gonna be really hard for more too, because he
needs a place to put all those actions collectible.

Speaker 13 (35:48):
Oh not just that, but I need my desk, I
need my audio equipment, I need everything. And I'm like, okay,
can I fit any of this No, So then you
have to put it on storage, and then that's more money.
And gerbils guinea pigs, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
So it says I live in a tiny house, outdoor
shower and I love it. Four hundred and thirty square
feet noise. Yeah, outdoor shower. That's such fun in genus.
Yeah right, that's like half the tiny house.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Yeah, just for the shower. I couldn't do it, don't
need it's gone on vacation. Yeah, it's okay to go
camping for a week. I could totally do it, like
on weekend get away. Yeah, it's Messa's dream.

Speaker 13 (36:22):
I'll trade menas apartment for house.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Right now, I stay a tiny home.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
There's a there's a community called cul de Sac. It's
about fifteen miles from downtown Phoenix. It's the very first
ever car free community. Say fairy first, what fairy first? Oh,
very first proper yeah, car So it was built from
scratch and so far one hundred and forty people have

(36:47):
moved in. Developers plan to expand to about a thousand
residents and seven hundred and sixty apartments on seventeen acres
by next year. The rentals they are going for between
fifteen hundred and twenty three hundred dollars a month for
one or two bedroom apartments, and they also offer rental
initiatives that can bring the rent down to twelve hundred

(37:11):
dollars a month. But there are no cars allowed.

Speaker 10 (37:15):
It's not one of those loopholes where it's all golf
carts or something, right, or maybe.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Yeah, there's just an electric you know, I think they do.
I saw this community. I think you can't have like
an electric golf cart or something like that. Yeah, but
no car.

Speaker 14 (37:28):
No.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
I'm sure they have a giant parking lot at the
edge of the community, but like Phoenix can't bring it in. Yeah,
Phoenix is building a lot of cool communities where they
have like lagoons that are crystal clear. It's pretty cool.
Are their golf carts and.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
There's golf's you want to live in a studio.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Greg wants to drive a golf cartner golf car all
over the place. I truly believe you ever key to
happen in the world peace. Do you ever make it
to Florida? They're everywhere great.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yeah, maybe someday eight seven, seven, forty four. It's some
of the text over to two to nine to eighty
seven the backyard Nwden Gred.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I think those days a have to be over.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Yeah, I mean a couple I'm telling me, a couple
of strategically placed trees.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
That's what I have to do. Like those tall skinny
the cypress or something whatever they're called.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
You know, they grow really fast, but they grow just tall, right,
and you can kind of create a little hedge wall.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
I know, it's like, leave me alone of thing.

Speaker 14 (38:19):
You know.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Ain't nobody want to see that? Nobody wants to look
at that all more. What he shows next.

Speaker 15 (38:27):
The Woodie Show is that.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Hi, welcome back everybody. It is the Wig Show. This
woman was hanging out at her friend's house and she
started going into labor. The EMTs were called and they
were able to deliver the baby. And then a few
weeks later, the woman said that she got a bill

(38:50):
in the mail from her friend. It was a bill
for the sofa that she had given birth on. Said
she doesn't mind paying, but thinks, you know, kind of
harsh being sent a bill so tacky.

Speaker 10 (39:04):
It's tacky. But first I thought was like using my
home when but if you ruin the couch, you're on
the couch.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Yeah yeah, I mean I'd be like, oh, man, really
sorry about the couch.

Speaker 10 (39:14):
Yeah, sorry about my after birth? God on your on
your fine couch.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Yeah, but you would never send your friend. No, I'm
just saying somebody's that I'd give them the couch.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
I would say, hey, you know what this is. This
is your this is your baby?

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Yeah, or you take it?

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Yeah, I mean I'm just go get a new couch.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
This is here. Here you go, here's your couch now, Greg,
if people were wearing adult diapers, as we found, are
not that uncomfortable, They're very comfortable. How would you wear
an adult diaper when you're giving birth? Well, not when,
but beforehand, when you think it might happen, because then
your well, Greg would even allow that to even happen
on this gout.

Speaker 10 (39:57):
Not in the formal living room please there.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah, he won't even let people sit on that thing.

Speaker 10 (40:02):
And you can't go in the garage because that's what
the cars are.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Trueactly solved by great Right.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Here's something I've never seen before, and it's getting more
and more popular, especially with Gen Z and millennial women.
They're throwing success showers, so kind of like a baby
shower or a bridal shower. This celebrates the personal and
professional successes that they and their other girlfriends have accomplished.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Oh yeah, this is this is single chicks without families
wanted to get in on the action. That's what I
was going to say.

Speaker 10 (40:33):
This I think the idea of this has been around
for a while, but it's finally being executed. Like if
you don't have a husband or a kid, and it's like,
where's my shower?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Younger women say that they are doing this because they
believe they should be spotlighted for life achievements outside of
marriage and or motherhood. Give me, let's not forget that.
Millennials and Gen Z also need constant validation.

Speaker 16 (40:53):
True.

Speaker 9 (40:54):
Yeah, I mean, like this has been happening since the
beginning of time and people getting together and celebrating success.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
But you should it's like, hey, let's go grab a beer.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, But now it's themed formal gifts, showering
with gifts because you're successful, Like I don't get that dinner.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
But what I'm gathering on this is that it'd be
like you and a bunch of you other friends who
have good things to celebrate, all going out together. I
don't know if it's necessarily gifts for each other.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
You said shower though, showering with gifts, that's what a
shower is, thank you.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah, water, But I think that's more I don't know,
more literal.

Speaker 6 (41:29):
But like Mena said, going out to celebrate someone's promotion
or something with your friends has been happening forever.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Yeah, but now it's like we need to gift do
it on social media.

Speaker 10 (41:38):
Send an evite. Yeah, it's so funny. I'm exactly the opposite.
Every time I've gotten like a new job, and like
even here my girlfriend's, the first thing they say is
we got to go out, we gotta celebrate. And every
single time I get out of it, it's I think
it's like a superstitious thing. I'm like, no, it's good,
let me just do my job. Yeah, it freaks me out,

(41:59):
Like I don't want to I don't want to jinx anything.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
But you already got the job, I know for now.

Speaker 13 (42:05):
I know.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
I mean it's every jobs for now.

Speaker 10 (42:08):
But it's like also, I'm not big like you wouldn't
know it, but I'm not big on like that kind
of center of attention. Like okay, I thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 9 (42:16):
When Greg Woody and I had dinner here when we
first came back to this company, we had Cannoli's.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
I mean that's perfect celebrated.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Yeah, there you go. That was that was like, oh yeah,
that was like a dinner going out.

Speaker 7 (42:31):
Yeah, the night we had dinner with like the muckety MUCKs,
right and got the official offer and then we had cannolis.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Yeah that's right. Yeah, it was so good. I went
back to get more. Place we went to Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
I can't remember where, but I was so it was
speaking of co workers in this constant validation thing. Almost
every time I see her, she always tells me that
she's really worried that I don't like her, And I go,
what do you mean, Like I talked to you all
the time, like my wife really likes her talking about
Kristin Lamone. Oh yeah, and she goes, I'm sorry, I'm

(43:07):
a millennial.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
I need constant.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Validation, self aware like honey, yeah, they said, were we
not cold? She no, no, just I'm just like double
triple like quadruple checking. Yeah, because I'm a millennial and
I need constant validation. And she was going on about
how that I guess that's a thing. So I guess
that would make sense for you know, success showers.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Did you tell her that the asking for validation makes
you not like her?

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (43:32):
No, because I like her. She's very cool, yeah, very cool?
Did like.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie, Yeah, someone said success
Shower is giving very carry Bradshaw.

Speaker 10 (43:44):
Vibes totally very sex in the city.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
And what would you get somebody like gifts for, like,
what would you buy them for something like that briefcase
right right? Some crocs.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Yeah, you can send a text over to to nine
eight seven.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
We will be right back.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
And into another due hour. Hello the Woody Show, Woody,
Greg Bennis, we got Sea Bass. There is Sammy and
joining us just for a brief moment today, just for
just maybe next segment and for lucky enough because whether
your mom's in town.

Speaker 10 (44:23):
Or something like that, I got us some time with mama.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Yeah, where are your Ginagrad? By the way, Hi, where
are your parents from? Uh? Your dad is?

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Your dad is no longer?

Speaker 10 (44:34):
My dad was here for a million years. But mom
in Kansas City, Okay, down the midwest.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Okay, Yeah, so here to visit. I understand how that goes.

Speaker 10 (44:43):
Thank you, all right.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
So, but anyway, Gina was telling us about this this
Barbie hoarder which Greg hates hoarders. If anybody is new
to the show, Greg explaining your position on hoarding place.

Speaker 7 (44:54):
I think hoarding for the most part is mislabeled. I
understand it stems from some sort of trauma and then
you get this mental illness where you collect stuff. But
I think my theory is that they're just hardcore nuclear lazy.

Speaker 10 (45:11):
You've never sad something there.

Speaker 7 (45:13):
You've never seen a hoarder who's a marathon runner. You've
never seen a hoarder who has working toilets, So they
just get a bucket. They're so lazy they can't even
call a plumber just because you have an excess of trash,
your your sink doesn't work, Yeah, you know it's there.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
So lazy, But I think that and then the quote
just the disability is them telling themselves why they aren't lazy.
They're actually a collector.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Right, Well, was was Howard Hughes considered like a hoarder
or does he just kind.

Speaker 14 (45:44):
Of a.

Speaker 10 (45:47):
Kleenex boxes on his shoes?

Speaker 3 (45:50):
He kept his own urine?

Speaker 2 (45:53):
That was my question, like, how can you be a
germophobe if you're collecting your own you know, waist because
he's nuts. Well, I knew that what I'm saying, so
it would be a mental yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (46:02):
And then a horder will eat a you know, a
hamburger and then take the wrapper and just throw it
on the floor, right, So don't tell me you're doing
that because but your sister died.

Speaker 10 (46:11):
I watch a lot, That's my favorite TV show. I'm obsessed.
And these people are like, don't take that used Kleenex.
It was me maws.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
So like they are nuts. Yeah, it's insane. What's cool?

Speaker 9 (46:22):
Now there's Instagram accounts that are not even the TV
show anymore. Now there's Instagram accounts that will just go
clean up these people's houses for free because then they
make money off.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Do they have to video? Do they have to kick
them out first or till they die or no? I
don't understand that was I don't know what this situation, yeah,
because it's part of the show is like fighting with
the just sit there and everybody else does the work.
We're gonna make two piles. Yeah, this piles the stuff
that we can keep, right. The rest of the stuff
is the stuff that we're going to have hauled away.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
They're like freaking out. Yeah, and there were some broken
lawn chair.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
And then they clean their house old fish tanks.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Yeah all right, So who is this Barbie horder.

Speaker 10 (47:03):
This dude is named Stanley Colerot, and he is very
proud of his collection. He's in Hudson, Florida, and he
dresses from head to toe and like just the hottest
of hot pink. He has over two thousand Barbies. It
takes up four rooms in his house, including his bedroom,
and he spent over eighty grand dude, Yeah, on these dolls.
He has a Barbie plane, a Barbie car, a three

(47:25):
foot tall Rapunzel Barbie, three thousand Barbie outfits, and a
thousand dollars Barbie dreamhouse. Here he is explaining the origin
of this obsession.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
I started collecting a nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
That's a guy.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
That's a dude.

Speaker 10 (47:40):
That's Stanley. No, I'm shocked, that's Stanley.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
I was gonna make a jugg about what does his
boyfriend think about.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
This collect can you'll find out?

Speaker 17 (47:46):
I started collecting in nineteen ninety seven and it's just
been going and going.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
People walk into my museum in there that they're jaws.
Just dropped.

Speaker 17 (47:57):
Anything that I find at a garage sale that has
the B A R B I E to.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
It, I'm buying it. It's like a drug habit. You
just can't quit.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
You go, girl, Yeah, Hey, have you have you seen
in the video? Do you see. Is it a total
junker house or is it nicely put together?

Speaker 10 (48:14):
The house is whatever the barbies are at least you
can see every barbie. They're not in a pile. They're
like stapled to the walls. But that's the thing. It's
like talking about an asylum. It's from its floor to ceiling.

Speaker 7 (48:25):
Just just meant this is the kind of guy that
would have like garbage on the floor. Yeah, he definitely toilet.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
He definitely.

Speaker 10 (48:33):
He may have some bodies buried under the patio, but
they are not. You don't see him.

Speaker 9 (48:36):
Samily show me a photo right now, and it looks
very well well Kemp, Yeah, not like a typical horror house.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Order's just a mess or kind of like a boarts
collection stuff, or you just have everything like on what
like shelves.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Yeah, shelving. Now I don't have the space to put
everything on the walls and everything anymore. Yeah, I saw
a picture.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
He's post stuff on Instagram every once in a while,
maybe yesterda the day before. He just has like random
photos of like the eight billion action figures of Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Yep, you know, you know how many.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
You have just roughly like rough estimate how many action figures.

Speaker 13 (49:08):
Oh god, I have no idea. You would have to
break it down by by series. Still, I wouldn't have
an idea.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Really, I like a rough estimate.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
How many hundred hundreds?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
No?

Speaker 2 (49:20):
I have one hundred barely on one self hundreds No,
I'd say maybe endless accounting storage maybe three four thousand?

Speaker 3 (49:28):
What maybe maybe more moving thousands? Yeah, huh, well I
have a lot.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Of storage Greg obviously.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Yeah, he has them on ice. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Yeah, I don't have the space to display them.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
All right.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
So Stanley the Barbie hoarder, Yeah, let's.

Speaker 10 (49:41):
Talk about Stanley's man Dennis, who now has over a
thousand Ken dolls. He is totally on board with this
insanity check.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Oh yeah, well he's got so he does the Ken
side of things.

Speaker 10 (49:53):
He does now because of love.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Stanley is doing the bar Okay, what a couple of weirdos.

Speaker 17 (49:58):
I told him I was a barbecue lefter, and I
took him to his first Barbie convention and he went
and started buying up every ten that he could get
his hands on.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
They both sound like chicks, don't they.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
By the way, the photo I see his jacket looks fabulous.

Speaker 10 (50:13):
It is, And he says, uh, barbies aren't just for
little girls, It's for everybody who enjoys quality than thank
you very much.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Is that what your argument was for the Stanley Muggs.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
Stanley Muggs are quality. I mean, that's the facts.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Ask the question like why Stanley. There's like been a
number of I've explained.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
It to you so many times.

Speaker 6 (50:35):
Because there's a straw, because there's because it's big but
also can fit in the Yeah, it.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Comes in pretty colors. I hope I'm not jumping ahead,
but like, how does he afford to even get all
this stuff.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Later?

Speaker 10 (50:49):
I'm clear, I'm wondering if if Dennis is a little
bit of sugar daddy.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
He's quite old, isn't he? Okay?

Speaker 10 (50:56):
But if you think that Stanley is going to stop
anytime soon, you are sorely mistaken.

Speaker 17 (51:03):
I would never stop collecting. I'll just go from one
room to another room until I run out of rooms.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Yeah, I think it's like that's that's super weird. But
the people I also find to be very strange and Sammy,
I'm sorry, I don't know if you aspire to be
a person like this. I know my wife would love
to have a room like this where it's Christmas all year.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Oh I love that. Have you seen the people who
have their basement that's Christmas all year? So you just
like go down to the basement and there's a Christmas
tree and all this time.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
I think it's weird. It sounds like a dream, like
there is a time in it places and I do
like that season. I like it, you know, I see
the tree and things are, but like it's it's a
it's a it's a it's a moment. Yeah, you have
to it's not an everyday thing. What is left in
the world for this guy to collect? I mean, I
don't know. He must have every Barbie thing. Well he
should go to uh this thing that Menace stumbled upon, Yeah,

(51:53):
Barbie Khan. Barbie Khan five days long, all sold out. Yeah,
and Menace was doing something completely different and he saw
these people with all this Barbie stuff and he found
out what was happening. It was a Barbie convention. And
so can you hang out for the next I gotta
hear that. Yeah, all right, So much like SeaBASS does
when he goes to comic con. This is comic con
butt all Barbie crap. Yeah, and these people are buying

(52:15):
all these things, and so he talked to the different
people and what they bought. We get to hear about that,
and then we have to try to guess how much
they spent on that Barbie crab amazing, all right, so
we're gonna do that next eight seven, seven forty four.
Woodie is the phone number here at the Woody Show.
Set us a text over to two to nine eighty seven.
We will be right back.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Ye out the route the Barbie the Woody Show. I'm
an enemy of the English language. I think there's some
shenanigans going on. The Woody Show is back.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
While we were introduced to the Barbie horder Stanley, Stanley
and his boyfriend. Stanley collects all the Barbie stuff and
Dennis and Dennis the boyfriend he collects all the ken stuff.
It's a match made yea.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Yeah, it's so efficient. Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
And what was the name of the show that was on?
It was on that It was on something called Truly Truly. Yeah,
there's a drink, uh there is.

Speaker 10 (53:14):
There are hoarders, episodes of uh, you know, Barbie collectors
on the show Holders. But they are so depressing it's
not even fun.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
You said that you're a huge fan of the show Hoarders.
What's what's what's your favorite episode? The one episode that
you remember that just kind of stands out.

Speaker 10 (53:29):
Oh my god, there's so many I love when they're well,
it makes me sad. I don't love it, but I'm
fascinated by old people who just wear like three coats
and like, well, where do you sleep? And they just
sit down in their hoard right here.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
There's a lot of that.

Speaker 10 (53:46):
And one of them believes that a demon is possessing
her and she has a skull of a cat and
she calls her she calls it friend, and that friend
is telling her to do it. There's some amazing episode.

Speaker 7 (53:56):
Do you remember the one where the old man who
was a former engineer, his horde is so bad that
he bought the house across the street and he had
two hoarder houses and useless tools just piece never want
to go to let go of anything.

Speaker 10 (54:11):
They love their tools.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
I can you imagine having a neighbor who's a hoarder.
I would accidentally set it on fire.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
So going from the Barbie hoarder to people who go
to Barbie conventions and they spend decent money on a
bunch of different garbage. There's all these different Barbie things.
Sea Bass, I'm sorry, Sea Bass. Menace post up a
couple of these pictures of these things that they bought. Yes,
I'm looking like just just see it just looks kind
of like a vintage. So it's not just like the

(54:45):
the newer stuff. I'm sure they have a lot of
the newer stuff there.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
They have so much there.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
But this is gonna was going to go to and say,
is this works? Just like when Sea Bass goes to
comic con talks to the nerds there about the nerd
crap they bought. We'll hear a little bit about the person,
what they have, what item they've got, and then try
to guess how much they paid for that barbie crap. Yes,
and who was this first person here?

Speaker 9 (55:07):
Well, this first person is an older gentleman, I would say,
maybe in his seventies. Just by the way, this convention
was ninety nine point nine percent all adults, very few
kids there, okay, mostly yeah, mostly older women and a lot.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Of gay gentlemen. And this was the older gay gentleman.
And I asked them. I saw him going through some
clothes and I started asking them some questions. All right,
I see that you're looking through Barbie clothes.

Speaker 18 (55:34):
I bought some very rare early vintage dolls that are
were only available in Europe or Japan. And my husband
also likes the Superstar eighties era, so he gets the
eighties stuff, I get the early stuff and we're all happy.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
What is the most expensive item that you bought today?

Speaker 18 (55:51):
It was a side part American Girl, a blonde signed
part Japanese exclusive American Girl.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
How much is this Barbie crap? Wow? Like two men
in Japan?

Speaker 14 (56:00):
Right?

Speaker 15 (56:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Yeah, so that's what he bought.

Speaker 15 (56:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Did the Japanese called it American Girl? Oh? I see?

Speaker 10 (56:07):
And she's got a side part in her hair, a
little frumpy, but it's a jaded look.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
Yeah, it looks like is it from the sixties?

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Maybe reddish hair? Yeah, I mean I have no frame
of reference on any of this stuff.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Samuel will go to you first. I mean, this seems
more Yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
It looks older. It looks like nothing you've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
That's why.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's why.

Speaker 6 (56:27):
So I think it's going to be more expensive. I'll
say one hundred and twenty bucks and twenty.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Bucks way higher than that. Even I know that twenty
bus what does a normal barbie go for twenty bucks?

Speaker 9 (56:40):
Oh, I didn't tell you this, but I actually with
the microphone. I went to a target real quick and
bought a Barbie and then set the microphone on top
of the barbie.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
So that's yeah, that's kit. I took a photo. That's
a ka. I'm gonna say three seventy five. Yeah, you
go ahead.

Speaker 10 (56:57):
I'm thinking an easy round three hundo.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
What was your bin?

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Three seventy five, three seventy five sea bass. I'm gonna
because it's so old and it's from Japan's greatest country
in the world. One thousand dollars plus, oh a million
dollars plus. I was gonna say more like six or seven.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
I'll go seven hundred dollars all right, all right for
a item number one, this vintage barb Let's find out
how much is this barbie crap?

Speaker 3 (57:19):
It was about five thousand. If you could believe that
it's a good price for.

Speaker 18 (57:23):
That doll what really, if you go any bay or online,
you'd probably pay as much.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
So, oh, yeah, five five thousand, Are you insane? Yes,
I'm seeing I know nothing about this old game and money.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
I'm seeing some as much as six. But yeah, yeah,
it's a generational thousand. Well this is what vintage Barbie
American Girls side part new in box never never played with. Yeah,
and it's similar to what one never played with. All right,
I'm not going to play with.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
How much for that barbie crap? What's the next thing here?

Speaker 3 (58:03):
I'm sorry, jeez, I'm so used that muscle memory there?

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Yeah, all right, menace.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (58:08):
So this next booth I went to, it was a
granddaughter and a grandmother that had a bunch of Barbies
for sale. So I asked them some questions.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
All right, at barbiekan, I see that you're helping run
a booth here today. Yes, I am. What do you
think is the most prized position that you guys are
selling today? The barbie's made by Kitty.

Speaker 17 (58:26):
She's the person that made the very first black Barbie,
so they are priceless.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
How much is this barbie crap? Well, she said priceless. Yeah,
put a price on it. So what's the most expensive
one made by Kitty that they have there? Okay, Kitty
is a designer and I met some other designers there.
Off white, Yeah, for Nike, but they're officially that would
be designed at doll, but this is officially licensed Barbie designers.

Speaker 9 (58:54):
Off white would be like Virgil, who's the off white designer?
So this is Kitty designer.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Okay. I love how you called like the first black
Barbie crap to her face menace pray balls. Okay, so
this is for the one of those dolls. God, I'm
thrown off now after that seventeen million dollars all right? Uh,
Gina go first on this one.

Speaker 10 (59:16):
It's not vintage, so that I'm taking into major consideration.
I'm saying four hundred bucks, four hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Greg Gory h seven hundred, seven hundred dollars, Sammy.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
Well, they said the most expensive one by this, I'm
going to say a thousand.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Dollars, all right, Sea Bass one thousand and one, two
thousand dollars, all right. I could have been a deck
and said one thousand and two. But you know, I'm
cool like that, you know.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
All right?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
All right, let's find out how much?

Speaker 3 (59:45):
How much is this Barbie crap? Grandma?

Speaker 10 (59:47):
How much is your most expensive kiddie doll?

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Almost five hundred dollars?

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Now I'm all turned around.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Yeah, now it's like reasonable five hundred bucks. Yeah, all right?
So menace at Barbie Kan. Who's next? All right?

Speaker 9 (01:00:03):
This next person that I talked to, she has the
longest running booth at all Barbie Kans. She said that
she's gone to about thirty five forty of these cons
and she was like, I don't know a star there.
Everyone knew who she was. I didn't know who she was.
But I went up to her and asked her what
was the most expensive item at her booth?

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
All right, it looks like you're selling a bunch of
vintage dolls. Now what would be the highest price doll
that you're selling today?

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Right here?

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
This is the Empress of Japan.

Speaker 17 (01:00:35):
There are only four known in the world, and I
am the proud odor of one, and then there's three
other people that on the other ones.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
But how much is this Barbie crap? Hey, bitch? How
much for a half and a half? Is that like
a sanctioned Barbie?

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
Or look it looks beautiful, it's very pretty.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
So a Japanese princess bed. Nothing about it says Barbie
quality for sure? Yeah, I mean it has the shape
of a Barbie. Right, I would never think, oh that's
a Barbie. Oh there's only four in the world.

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
World, Some major exclusive and.

Speaker 10 (01:01:10):
It's draped in like a gold kaftan.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Right, Okay, so elaborate, Yeah, just by the limited quantity,
and how much like that other one went for the
other one went for I'm gonna say, what was five
thousand on that first one?

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Yeah? Yeah, let's go ten thousand.

Speaker 10 (01:01:27):
That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
That's what I do.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
You were, Yeah, I'll go on one. I mean, I'm
saying because it's if there's only four of these things.

Speaker 10 (01:01:35):
Right, screw it. I'm feeling like a betan woman. Let's
say fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Fifteen, Let's say twelve twelve thousand, Sammy, I'll say thirteen thousand. Now,
did you think we were way too low or way
too high?

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Sea? Best your reaction? Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
That will go one thousand, one thousand. All right, let's
find out how much for this very limited edition Barbie crap?

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
How much is this Barbie crap?

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
She's around fifty thousand? But you sure we didn't just
hear fifteen?

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
No, fifty fifty five zero fifty thousand? How much is
this Barbie crap? She's around fifty thousand, fifty thousand. Yeah,
she's amazing. Yeah, yeah, keeper, are you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Sure even to be at a convention. That's so risky.

Speaker 10 (01:02:21):
You're just whipping it around at the star are she?

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Are you sure she didn't mean fifty thousand pall malls?
She smoked in her life style.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
The confusion there, All right, give me one more here, menace.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Okay, this guy was just selling clothing at his booth,
all right, Barbie clothes was just clothes from vintage Barbies.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Okay, I let to find out more about that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
What are you selling at your booth?

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (01:02:45):
This is all vintage Barbie nineteen sixty to nineteen seventy four.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Now what is the most highest price item that you're
selling at?

Speaker 16 (01:02:52):
The the highest price is probably this dress right here.
It's from the first year that Barbie was introduced. It's
called Gabe Regions.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
It's like a blue thing.

Speaker 10 (01:03:05):
I just got, like a little blue frock with a
little like fur cape.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
And leggings are those like those?

Speaker 10 (01:03:12):
Are evening gloves?

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Yeah okay, and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Then little shoes so you can dress up your Barbie,
right yeah, like the white gloves I said. It is
just for the one outfit, right yep. From the first
beer Barbie ever, which is about seventy.

Speaker 10 (01:03:25):
Fifty fifty or sixty eight, I think for no earlier
than that fifty eight.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
All right, so how much for this Barbie crab who
wants to be first Asian? I must say just for
just because it's from the very first one, and uh,
it's just the outfit on this one, I will say
three hundred dollars.

Speaker 10 (01:03:53):
I'm going to say fifteen hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Fifteen hundred, yeah, just for the clothes.

Speaker 10 (01:03:58):
They love this crab well yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Yeah, I mean they love all this stuff, but there's
not even the doll so just sometimes the clothes.

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
Are harder to find them.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Yeah, yeah, what do you say? Then?

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
I'll say seven hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Sammy says seven hundred, Greg Gory four hundred, four hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Sea Bass I will go with six hundred, and I
could probably bargain him down if I spent some time
with him.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
All right, let's find out how much is this Barbie crap?

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
It's priced up five hundred and fifty. What is your
favorite Barbie outfit of all time? Actually it's a.

Speaker 16 (01:04:34):
Tie between the Gay Parisian or commuter set.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
I do like the commuter set. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 16 (01:04:39):
It's really cool if Barbie was a businesswoman before anybody
else was.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Yeah, baby, yeah, girl.

Speaker 10 (01:04:45):
This is someone making fun of a man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
No, this is a real This is a real dude.
Get I believe if this is the Gun Show, I'd
be like, yeah, this is a guy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
He talks fancy. This is a guy making a joke.
I'm a stereotype.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Yeah, all right, well, nice job, Menace shocking Barbie Khan.
How much that Barbie crap?

Speaker 11 (01:05:07):
We love?

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
But he's a monster. We don't care what he looks like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
This is they show.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
All right, welcome back. It's it's been all about Barbie
really this hour in a couple of different ways. We
started with Gina grad who has just popped in for
today because she was telling us about this thing about
this this guy who's a Barbie hoarder. He's got so
much Barbie crab thing. Yeah, that's his thing, his boyfriend,

(01:05:34):
all the Ken stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Yeah, he's very clean and fancy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Yeah, very like a gayhorn. That's a gay horn.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
That's a.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Hetero. Hoarders are just slop.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Slap.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
And then Menace had some audio he found the Barbie
Khan and so he was talking to the people who
were selling stuff and whatever. Barbie Khan, how much for
that Barbie crap, which we got we did right for
the break, and we do have one more, Yes, we go.
You got a little bonus round of how much Barbie crap?

Speaker 16 (01:06:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
This is just eye opening.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Okay. One of these things, if you remember, the one
was going for fifty thousand dollars. Yeah, it was like
this what did what did you call that?

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
The vintage Japanese like a princess empress empress Yeah, yeah,
only four of them in the world. Yeah, and so
this thing was.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Selling for four I'm sorry, for fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
There was another thing that was going for five thousand dollars.
We thought that was crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
Yeah. And another thing I didn't say about this convention.
You know how like you go to events and they'll
have like these things that you can stand in front
of and take photo, like fun picks and stuff like that.
They had that set up around the convention for your dolls.
So if you had a doll, you can set up
take a photo of it. Oh yeah. They said it
was like a lot of older people, older people, like

(01:06:58):
barely any crowd. Yeah, a large crowd again, five day
event sold out.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Wow, okay, we have one more thing here. Yeah, men
is talking to the different people there, Barbie Khan and
how much for that Barbie crap?

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
Here is this person?

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
This one is a younger gay gentleman that was there
who had a kick ass jean jacket that said Barbie
on the back of it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Hell, but it wasn't his first rodeo. So okay, I
asked him, like what he was buying that day? Okay?
What does Barbie mean to you? She's life. She means
the world to me. I love her. When did he
become a fan? Since?

Speaker 16 (01:07:33):
Like childhood, I've always liked Barbie, even though I wasn't
supposed to, but I loved her.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
It's the only girl I've ever loved. Did you pick
any items up today? A Pink Collection number five doll
and then also the twenty twenty conventional twenty twenty one
convention dolls? I think it was online a couple of those.
How much is this Barbie crap? Okay? So what are
we bidding on? He said he bought a couple of things. Yeah,
Like how much do those cost together?

Speaker 10 (01:07:57):
Some total?

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
So these are pictures of what he bought?

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Yes, okay, a Barbie in a pink dress and then
a Barbie yeah vantage in a box yeah, the vintage
one is just a convention exclusive, so they made it
look vintage.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
But okay, well that's that's big.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
That's big for both things, for both things.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
And the first one is that that's not vintage, that's
just kind of a.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Just one that he likes pink Barbie. Okay, well, open
the bidding. Okay, I've had two hundred dollars two hundred
bucks for both.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Yeah, for both, I'm just gonna say, like for both
seven hundred dollars, all right, but because the one thing
is a convention exclusive, right, all right, and then the
other one is just I don't I don't know. I
think the majority of that value will be in the
in that convention exclusive. So I'll get Yeah, I'll go
seven seven hundred.

Speaker 10 (01:08:45):
I'm going four hundred, four hundred four.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Sammy, I'll say seven to fifty seven fifty sea bass
three dollars three dollars all right, actual Barbie Cohn price.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
How much is this Barbie crap?

Speaker 6 (01:09:01):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
All right, he's even laughing because he knows it's still.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Barbie is all right? Yes it is? Yeah? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Well, well there you go, save up if you want
to be on the level of these people. I know
that's an expensive ass hobby man. Dream all right more
when he shows next hang up.

Speaker 15 (01:09:21):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Well, here we are on the doorstep of radio's most
immature game, Ladies and gentlemen, Boys and girls, Let's play
Guess Who's Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Is it still your favorite game that we played?

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Greg?

Speaker 7 (01:09:42):
I probably favorite in the top three for three. I mean,
I like basically every game.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
Games are fun.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Games are so fun. I love Guess Who's Guys? I
really love it. Do you like you?

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
This one started we were talking about something really dark
and serious, whatever the big news story of day was,
and we're like, wow, awkward transition. How do you how
do you move on? From this close palette? And I
remember that I had something in my phone and I
asked that, Hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna play you something.
I guess who's gas? This is somebody in this room?
It turned out to be mine. It was a It

(01:10:14):
was a black bean burger fart right, because I had
had some black bean burgers that I was addicted to
at the time, and man, those things really gassed me up.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
And what compels you to record it?

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Because I knew that you thought it was funny?

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
Oh okay? Good.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Yeah, because I would send you like those texts every
once in a while, those like those audio message texts.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Right, also for historical reasons. You don't remember that. Yeah,
it's like one of our things, bad for the archives. Yeah,
I know. That's very nice.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
Yeah, so I have so thoughtful, so I have I
think my I got like the original here somewhere. But anyway,
og the og black bean burger fart. So it became
this really. I mean we talked about bottom of the barrel.
This is under the barrel.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Guys.

Speaker 7 (01:10:55):
Oh, for sure you take it to the next level too,
because you'll go into a closet to do You'll put
your butt into a drawer.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Yeah, because some I'll mess with the acoustics sometimes.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
Usually it's for me. It's just, oh god, I got
to this.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Sometimes if you're like in a really uh like a
location that provides really great reverb, like a bathroom shower,
sometimes that's fun. I've done it before where I've pressed
my ass up against like a like a like the
tile of the shower, you know, to to capture it
that way.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
And then your wife walks in, what are you doing,
work glass, I'm paying the bill? Yeah, you know this
lifestyle that you love so much? Yeah, how we earn it? Yeah, bitch?
Does this not look like work? I expect to have
dinner ready when I come downstairs. If you want a
new perse, you would shut up.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Oh that's my man, Yeah, bitch, So ongoing homework. The
only person not participating is Sammy because she says that's
her fart stoll make naughts ever so, but they probably
go the options for guess whose gas Woodie, Greg Menace
or sea bass? All right, so I'll play you the

(01:12:02):
I'll play you the sound. I'll play the gas and
then not that one, and then you just have to
guess whose gas it is? Eight seven seven forty four.
What that's eight seven seven forty four? What do Let's
go to Horatio. Good morning, Horatio.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
How you guys doing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
We're doing great. We're playing guess whose gas? Horatio. When
you're ready say hit.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Me alright, Heitmy, you know nice, nice fat.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
Yeah, you probably need to hear that again. Let's let's
give you another shot at it. I call that one
the Hao.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Yeah that's fast but strong.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
We always try to name them too. It's the heo. Hey,
it's very solid, yeah, heyo, all right so Horatio, guess
who's gas? Woody, Greg Menace or Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
All right, I'm gonna have to say Greg, show.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Me Greg Gory.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
No, sorry, yeah, sorry, Ray Show.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Appreciate you listening to The Woody Show. Eight seven seven
forty four. Woody, let's go to Tim. Good morning, Tim,
good morning. We are playing radio's most immature game. It's
guess who's gas. When you're ready, say hit me, hit me. Hey,
that's not really a lawnmower. For somebody's saying that it's

(01:13:24):
more like a lawnmower. No, it's definitely a heo heyo
baby starting.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
A lawnmar trying there's something mechanical there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, So Tim, your options are
Woody Menace or Sea Bass. Guess who's gas.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
That's that's a list of one.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Cheek.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
I'm gonna go show me Menace.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
No damn.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
All right, well Tim, thank you for the call. Appreciate
you listening to the Woode Show. Let's say how to Neo.
Good morning Neo.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Hey, all right, we're playing guess who's gas, Radio's most immature.
When you're ready, say.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
Hit me, hit me. It almost has an electronic component,
you think like a.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Yeah, yeah, like it could be like in dubstep music.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
Yeah, exactly the sample. Yeah, the previous caller talked about
a cheek lifting. Have you done that before? We were
laying on your side and then.

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
Oh yeah, like you are you sitting in a chair
and you kind of like squeak it?

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
All right, so, uh the options for you, neo, Guess
who's gas Woody or Sea Bass. Let's go show me
Woody Neo. Congratulations, you are a winner on this round

(01:14:51):
of guests. Whose gas? Yeah, it's that's mine.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
The other day.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
A lot more protein these days, so they be get
a little bit more forceful. The proteins stink than the vegetables,
saying it's making me.

Speaker 7 (01:15:06):
More Gassy's ever since I started eating better, I'm way
less gassy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Yeah all right, so hey neo, hang on one second, man,
we'll get all your information. You guys want to play
another round?

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
Of course?

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
Thank you, thank you, that's well done. And pick out
another one here?

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Okay, mmmm see.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Do you want one called the drag racer, Oh, that's
gotta be. Or do you want one called angry blast? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
The choices are too good? Are they all angry blasts? Yeah?
I would say, drag racer, racer, drag racer. Yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Let me go to my library of toots.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
We've had zippers before. It's just like that National Seed
or that that World Seed Bank in Iceland, all stored
in a big ball.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Yeah, and you got to like you. They bring out
like a tray full of all your options, and you
just kind of point to the one that you want,
like a dessert cart, like a dessert cart, yeah, or
when you get your lobster. Alright, guess whose gas. Let's
go and grab another contestant. Here, everybody's back on the table. Okay,
all right, Leslie, good morning, good morning, good morning. All right,
so we're playing guess whose gas? This one I've dubbed

(01:16:18):
the drag racer. When you're ready for it, say.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
Hit me, all right, hit me? What happened? What happened?

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Yeah, here we go one more time.

Speaker 15 (01:16:39):
I didn't hear it the first time I heard it then,
though for sure probably.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
All the last.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
The drag racer. All right, your options Woody, Greg Menace
or Sea Bass. Guess who's guess. I'm gonna guess show
me Menace. Sorry about that, Leslie, appreciate you listening. Have
yourself a great day. Let's go to b Rad.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
Good morning, Brad, Right, Brad, Hey, how's it going? What's up?

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
So, guess whose gas? When you're ready say hit me,
hit me?

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
The ending of that made of Jackson Pollock painting.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
That's like when the little bit of water comes out
of the ketchup bottle, you know, shaking that first.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
So Brad uh so? Menas was the guest in the
last one?

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
Right, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
So Woody, Greg or Sea Bass? Guess whose gas? Let's
go Greg, Gory show you no, yeah, the negative? Greg,
Sorry about that. Let's go to Travis. Good morning, Travis,

(01:18:00):
good morning. We're doing great. I mean it's radio's most
immature game. We're playing Guess whose gas when you're ready
to say hit me, hit me. We call it the
drag racer. Your options are Woody or Sea Bass. Guess
whose gas?

Speaker 6 (01:18:18):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Your guess is Woody show me Woody.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
See that should have been easy play. Well, listen to
the first one, which was Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Yeah, but again, I'm a guy who likes to switch
it up. I'll clench butt cheeks. See say, maybe that's
what you need to do. Yeah, you feel like you
can't clench a little bit or like use your hands
to push your butt cheeks together.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
I'm sorry, sit on a wet chair.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Yeah, well, this is going to be very easy for Joey.
Good morning, Joey, Joey, good morning, Good morning. We're gonna
just make this one, you know, just for the whole
process of it, the procedure of it. When you're ready
to say, hit me, hit me, all right, Joey, Guess

(01:19:06):
Who's Gas? Definitely definitely Sea Bass. Congratulations, you are a
winner here on Guess Who's.

Speaker 17 (01:19:16):
Joy?

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
Yeah, you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
All right, Joey, hang out one second. Well, we'll get
all of your information, you guys. That's how you play
Guess Who's Gas? Yeah, somebody said that that one I
just played that was mine. Definitely sounds kind of like
nine inch Nails. It's all closer, mechanical kind of saying.
There's a lot of things going on there.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
It's very nuanced death. This guy always got depth.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Yeah, the drag racer is pretty good. Do you remember
anything about that Sea bassard?

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
You can tell it's high and tight, you know, it's
it's firm but efficientstful.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Yeah, that one, remember the one we called fresh roadkill. Yeah,
let's see black bean Burger.

Speaker 12 (01:20:08):
I know that's the there's literally hundreds in this fault
now there is oh yeah, here's yeah, this this is
the og.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
Here we go, oh history, Yeah yeah, I say it
was pressing wax. Yeah yeah, Smithsonian.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
We're squeezing into a pair.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
Of leather pants. Yeah, yes, absolutely all right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
We're going to get quick break more when he shows next.
Hang on, we got the phones open text of course
two two nine eighty seven. We're talking about these different shows,
like the top stream shows are mostly all old and uh,
we got into like a Breaking Bad conversation and all
these other things. And somebody said, I've never seen an

(01:20:49):
episode of Breaking Bad, but I hate that show. That's
an unjustified hate. Yeah, and we have that for celebrities too.
I just mentioned recently Shakira. I got no reason to
not lie her. I mean, I don't like her songs,
but like I got no reason to feel like her.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
Yeah, I get it though, that feeling for her.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
Like somebody said, they're talking big bang theory made that
list right, And somebody said they can't stand Jim Parsons,
who plays Sheldon.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
He's unlikable.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
See I think he's to me. To me, he's the
show I love.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
That character is, but he's just I don't know, Wait
until you see young Sheldon Gregg.

Speaker 6 (01:21:26):
All.

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
My daughter loves that show. Yeah, she discovered it somehow.
She's eleven and she loves it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
See that makes sense on account if she's a child.
And that's what the humor of those shows is aimed for.
His children. Theory good, No, it's not but unfunny, just
kind of generic. It's very funny. It's based on pace
like this is where a joke should be. So I
guess I'll laugh. And for kids that's great.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
But like that Jim Parsons character, Sheldon Cooper, like he's
supposed to be snobby and unlikable. The Fraser, well like that.
My wife goes, oh, I can't stand the character Fraser.
He's such a snob. I go, that's the point.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
That's true, the point of it. He's likable. Uh. Some
people that much better written noying exactly. They have these
things called jokes. It's well, I've never seen Game of
Thrones and I hate it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
Really.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
Yeah, all that fantasy you know lester House and yeah,
Wells absorbed it from Ravy and I've never seen Hamilton
the stage because that's noxious and pretentious culture.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
I fell asleep during Hamilton. I left it intermission. Yeah,
after meeting Kate back and sale thank you, So I
had to go back to the room and tugget.

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
I'll say that's mine unjustified hate Hamilton. I'm fully justified. Yeah,
because it's it's theater dorks pretending that they're cultured and
interesting when it's just it's It's also what theater kids love,
wrapping history.

Speaker 10 (01:22:53):
It's the exact opposite. It's not what theater kids are
used to. It actually takes them as a theater kid.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
It makes theater kids feel cool because it's exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
Well, you took the words out of my mouth.

Speaker 10 (01:23:02):
I first heard about Hamilton. I was like, oh, this
is gonna tank. This is so stupid, and apparently everybody
loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Josh Wad we are on the text seven before Josh Gadd.
I just want to punch that guy in the face.
Unjustified hate is one of those things that this person
has done, nothing, said, nothing, whatever, just for whatever reason
you can't stand them. Shakira one is on that list,
and I don't know what it is. I I did
find that song that she broke out with like, uh,

(01:23:30):
like no, I was like my hipstone, her breast are
homebo like some You're right, yeah, exactly, like.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
You hate hers because she's she's seems like she's got
it all like her, but her poop don't stink.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
I don't find her unattractive or like, there's no reason
for me to feel that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
A female pop singer, which is you're not a big
fan of.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
There's a lot of female pop singers that you know,
I don't mind. They don't they don't hear it that way.
There's a pattern, the little the little scary on grind Y. Yeah, yeah, Shakira,
hold on, hold on, let me address these.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
I had no problem.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
I had no problem with the Aria on the Grande
before the Pete Davison thing. I just got so sick
of the both of them. Taylor Swift over exposed, but
I told you her songs are catchy in the past
ten years. Is there a female pop star you genuinely
enjoy Yeah, acting yeah, let me, thank you. Yeah, that's
your no, no problem, don't I don't believe is Becky?

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
Thank you? Let me let me look through my You're
like the Billboard. Okay, I like see you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
I like I like a Dell.

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
Yeah so the older one. Yeah, I was gonna say
you like them a little top one hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
I'm just going through, like on a on the players,
who'd you have? Gina, you said you had unjutified hate
for While'm looking through this Timothy Shall.

Speaker 10 (01:24:59):
I don't like how dreamy he tries to make his eyes.
There's something weird about his mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:25:03):
That bothers me, Like he knows he's hot and he's
leaning into it.

Speaker 10 (01:25:06):
Yeah, it's it's punishable again. Never heard me wasn't bad
in Wonka, but something about it. I don't abide bye
like Cardi b O.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
Yeah, oh you do. She's not a female pop singer,
though I can't give him that she's she's close enough.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
Uh Katie Perry, hmm, not current. Okay, I'm just I'm
going through. He's desperately searching for one. I've I've just
listed like six so far, but he did not.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
I love my least rus you like her?

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
No, I don't see you're bringing out people you know
I hate because she's got that gross voice that sounds
like that raspy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
So I can't stand Stephen Nicks rules.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
What about you? Greg unjustified hate.

Speaker 7 (01:25:49):
Well my ogs because we just had groundhouse days. Annie
McDowell like, who are you? That's the only thing that
comes to my mind when I see her grandparents kids.

Speaker 10 (01:26:02):
She was honorable mention on mine.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
I just don't know, I get it.

Speaker 7 (01:26:06):
Alton Brown is one of my og on Justin's Anxious
a couple of new ones thanks to Sammy.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
This Glenn Palell guy. Never seen it in anything. I've
never heard him speak, I've never seen him in live action.
I just can't stand him.

Speaker 5 (01:26:21):
Really, just just from looking at his pictures. I encourage
her to watch something he's in. He's very charming.

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
You like, you'd like to adopt the new top gun, right,
did you? I didn't see it, He's saying.

Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
It's a very likable guy if you see him in anything.

Speaker 7 (01:26:35):
And then there's a super random one. You guys know
that British diver Tom Daily. No, so it goes deeper
than that Tom Daily. He was like an Olympic diver. Okay,
his husband justin Lance Black, he reminds me of Glenn
Powell Google.

Speaker 5 (01:26:52):
So now it's just people who even remind you of him.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
Is that the guy who smacked his head off the
diving board.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
Another ask your grandparents, right, kids, he backed his head
and got aids. Is that you get?

Speaker 10 (01:27:09):
Justin Lance Black looks like a cross between Glenn Powell
and Eddie Redmain.

Speaker 7 (01:27:13):
Yes, right, and his husband Tom Dailey, the Olympic diver
who's quite popular in the world. And then he married
that guy. Like like, who are you Sammy guy? See
that's your type.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
Sammy's type is generic, brown haired, white guy rodent like.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
Texting five three zero. I hate Jimmy Fallon for no reason.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
You have a good reason. He thinks he's the God's
gift to Late Night. He's good Joel McHale attitude.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
What do you mean that's part of his that's part
of his character?

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
All right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Watch his stand up special.
I think it's on Amazon. It's very rough, now, get
you know?

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
Okay, So here the thing, Well, when we're talking about unjustified,
Hey guys, we don't have to like really defend any
this because unjustify it. It's unjustified. There have no reason
for it. Well you're saying there are reasons, there's no
reason really for it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
Let's see what I'm doing is I'm picking apart, and
you have a reason, you just don't know it yet.
I'll give you it actual for a little of the
legitimately unjustified one is not the owners of But I'm
actually starting to hate the actual dog that is a
French bulldog. Because we've talked about sorry menaces. He has two.
We've talked about how they are trendy, obnoxious.

Speaker 10 (01:28:29):
People steal them.

Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
They're stolen, and they're not more valuable dogs. In fact,
there are much less valuable dogs. Yeah, they can't Breathe
taken on debt. You're taking exactly. But it's because but
I've had I hate the owners so much that I'm
starting to actually hate that. I'm like, you, stupid, dumb dog.
You should even exist. It's not the dog's fault. That's
why it's unjustified. There have plenty of dogs that shouldn't exist.

(01:28:52):
Well yeah, but okay, there's plenty of dictators out there,
so you're fine. Hitler, he's a great Hitler, and analogy
out there's analogy. So yeah, Greg, how would you rate
that analogy? You're I'm trying to string it together in
my head. Well, the idea is that there's one atrocity
in the world. You know other other dogs that are manufactured. Therefore,
my atrocity doesn't matter. No, I understand Why are you

(01:29:14):
honing in on one when there's many? Because because it
is the most popular dog in the America right now.
You see him everywhere.

Speaker 10 (01:29:20):
Get shot over.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Yes, the golden doodles can be taken over. I agree
with that too. I was funny. I was talking to
my mom and she's weird. There was a golden doodle
walking by, and she says, you know, when I see
someone with any doodle breed, I know that they just
don't have a lot of original thoughts.

Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
In their head.

Speaker 3 (01:29:33):
They'll just follow whatever the trend is. I'm going that way.

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Yeah, the apple didn't far fall frog, call it far
from the tree.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Intelligence is inherited often. Look, and my dogs are eight
and nine years old, way before it was popular. Thank you?
All right? This is what he's been saying.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
It's like when people go like, oh, I saw that
band before they got big. Yeah, I was on that trend.
I paid thousands of dollars, right, So what is uh?
What is what is someone you have an unjustified hate for?
You can hit us up on the text over to
two to ninety seven call in eight seven seven forty
four Woodie Show.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
Hit unjustified hate? Who have you got manace?

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
You didn't give us yours yet?

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
Yeah? I have mine. But I'm just gonna give a
quick shout out because for maybe like four or five days,
I had unjustified hate for Josh Gadd because I watched
some interview that he did while I was on a cruise. Yeah,
he was doing he did some train movie and the
interview was just so bad and had like no energy
to it. It sucked. And then four days later, somehow

(01:30:45):
I'm on a flight and I'm sitting right next to
him and I see how he interacted with his family
and he was like cool and nice. So I let
that go. So my new unjustified hate is a Miles Teller. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:30:59):
I like, yeah, he's I don't know, he's got that
that vibe like he takes everything super seriously. And I
think if he was a fun person, you'd be hanging
out with his wife and Taylor Swift the whole time
while they're out doing stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
Yeah, it gives me a vibe that he's too serious.

Speaker 10 (01:31:16):
But Sammy would say, uh, did you see him as Rooster?

Speaker 5 (01:31:19):
And yeah, Top Gun, Maverick, you have so much hate
for Top Gun, Maverick.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
I don't like the movie. I'm watching it for different reasons.
You're watching it because you think that dude's high watch jectified.

Speaker 5 (01:31:32):
Man, No, I didn't know when I walked in to
see that movie who all.

Speaker 10 (01:31:35):
Was in it?

Speaker 4 (01:31:36):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
I didn't go watching because the airplane is real hard.

Speaker 14 (01:31:39):
It's called America. Yeah, America's generic enemy. Yeah, somewhere middle
Sometimes it's Russia kind of.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
She had no idea when she went to the movie theater.
So you need like a life raft to get out
of there. Yes, uh Donald, good morning, Good morning guys. Hey,
who do you have an unjustified hate for?

Speaker 15 (01:32:06):
Oh it's pretty justified. But the lead singer at Cold
Playing Cold Playing in general, really, dude's so whiny. Man,
He's like he broke his wrists before because he punched
the wall. It's like, oh, life's really hard for you, dude,
you got everything going for you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
But you know, is that a true story? He got
mad and punched a wall?

Speaker 11 (01:32:26):
Really?

Speaker 13 (01:32:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
You never heard that he broke I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
I guess Chris, like because Chris Martin to.

Speaker 15 (01:32:33):
Me, he's on if it's real, he's on.

Speaker 2 (01:32:35):
He's on my list.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
He's on my list of world's nicest people.

Speaker 14 (01:32:40):
Is he?

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Oh my god? And he is the same guy real
like that he was in two thousand when they first
released Yellow in the States.

Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
To now that is so true, then it's unjustified.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
No, I mean, like he for what for Donald? It
makes sense?

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
Some fake story?

Speaker 13 (01:32:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
Is it fake?

Speaker 16 (01:32:56):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
I don't even know if that's anything on that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
Yeah, nothing about that, Anne Hathaway people were texting over with.

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
Yeah, so few of those. Yeah. Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
Female sportscasters in general, says the two six five is
there because they all have a very specific sort of
voice and sound. When hey, can we find someone who's
technically a woman but it sounds like a dude? That way,
we could say it's a female sports.

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
Caster, preferably a lesbian.

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
Yeah, here you go, Greg, you'll you'll approve of this one.
Robin Williams loved.

Speaker 7 (01:33:28):
Him as a dramatic actor, but when he did these
sit down interviews and tried to be funny.

Speaker 3 (01:33:33):
I did not find them.

Speaker 10 (01:33:34):
Wasn't for you?

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
No, I love him as a dramatic You find something menace? Yeah,
I think they got Chris Martin thing messed up with
another Chris Martin.

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
Oh, the other Chris Martin. Yeah, it's a different Chris Martin. Yes,
that punched a wall out of anger. I can't see
Chris Martin. You all play Chris Martin.

Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
Punching a wallah something out of New Zealand. Yeah, I
think they get started.

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
Yeah, Matthew McConaughey, we're texting. I've seen a few for
Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 3 (01:34:04):
Really yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
Maybe, but maybe it's because he's just weird. I think
there's a lot of these people who are just they're strange.

Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
And I also think it's he's like yeah yeah, maybe no. Also,
like all those rumors of him going political too, and
then people he's gonna run yeah, and people have like
underlying hate they won't admit it because of political outlooks.

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
Uh see Jerry Seinfeld, Kevin Costner, just some of the
other ones that are coming through there.

Speaker 10 (01:34:32):
You am I alone in my unjustified hate for Austin Butler.

Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
No, he's very I see it now.

Speaker 5 (01:34:40):
I didn't have it until Elvis, right, and now.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
He still talks like I think he's really needs therapy
to I have justified hate for any of these actors
who all of a sudden can't snap out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Dude, like alright, I have under like Walking Phoenix one
of those guys. Yeah weird.

Speaker 5 (01:34:59):
I've unjustified hate for Jake Gillenhall, and I know it's
very unpopular. I just don't like him. I don't like
his face. There's nothing I've ever enjoyed about him interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
Well, you're just all out of lust? You could you
use it all up on Glen Pale?

Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
Exactly and that other dude more what he shows next
the bit