The Woody Show December 3rd 2024 Podcast

Adam Ray in studio, Menace's Coyote News, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's dune to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion,
is it lies? The Woody Shows.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Today's Tuesday. It's December the third,
twenty twenty four. Hello and welcome. My name is Woody.
That is Greg Goryo. Menace is here. What is Menace?
We got Gina grad Hey there, let's see if we
got Sea mass There is Sammy Bort, Caroline. They're here today.

(01:05):
The wh he showed production department, our associate producer. Her
name is Morgan, she is here. Vaughn is our video producer.
And for you, the phones are always open eight seven
seven forty four Wooding. You can hit us up with
the text over to two two nine eight seven. Coming
up on the show today, we have an in studio guest,
Adam Ray. Comedian Adam Ray is gonna be on.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Adam was just on tour with Bert. We saw him
in Pittsburgh for the Fully Loaded tour. And then we
also know him because he's doing this Doctor Phil thing
where he's doing the Doctor Phil Get up like the
whole Customer. Yeah, he's got a whole Netflix special about it.
Adam Ray is Doctor Phil unleashed, ye, and we figured

(01:49):
it'd be a good reunion between Doctor Phil and the cartnark,
someone who's on Doctor Phil's show, Agent Sebatia. He had actually,
I mean, he did have a whole show dedicated just
to the card arc. So Adam Ray is going to
be here. Look forward to see him. Also, Tuesday Takeover today.
Menace has been dying to do this segment.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I have.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
He has been pitching it and meeting after meetings, So
we figured, all right, Tuesday takeover, go for it. Tuesday
Takeover with MENACE's Coyote News. Yeah, man, we got Raccoon News. Yeah,
we've got oh yeah, we've got Sea Basses Dougan News
at local news story the day. No, no, I'm saying,
but just like the yeah now Raccoonrush News. Yeah we did.

(02:33):
We did get some feedback on on the Dougan News
on the after hours voicemail at eight seven seven wood Here.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
Hey guys, I was just catching up on the podcast
and I heard Sea Basses Dougan News. Oh my gosh,
I was laughing.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
I was crying, And you guys definitely have to do
it again for sure. Sorry, Greg both pipples are the
flute words. I love you though, and thank you guys
so much for letting me listen to you while I'm
doing the dishes and doing boring things. And I love

(03:12):
you guys so much.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Thank you. Talk to you guys soon, hopefully bye bye.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I can get that song just baby well.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
I understand the crying because there's so much feelings with
du so any time, because there's always.

Speaker 8 (03:27):
Always, always, always do good news.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Are you okay? By the way, because like every time,
like as soon as it seems like whenever the mics
go on, that's when you'll hear in the background like
it's like a quick yeah added to one of the noises,
there's always like it's when the mics go on. I
don't know if she has an algy to the microphone,
because it's it's the minute the microphone I know.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
And okay, it's this first of all, it's this studio.
I sneeze like that insane and I don't. Once I leave,
it's it's over. But I know you've been, but did
you try? Because I told you to take like a
you were pitching Zyrtec to me and I happened to
have some rooting round in my cabine at home, found
some generic zyrtech and I popped one of those and

(04:12):
I was like, oh my god, I feel great. Everything
my husband did and said and breathed and thought I
was raging at him for.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Everything.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
No, and I looked it up and one of the
side effects is irritability and rag to the nth degree.
I was so pissed at everybody and everything. I couldn't
figure out what was wrong with me. I was like,
it's the g D allergy. So I went to war off.

Speaker 8 (04:47):
But if you read other people have that effect, then
well it's said.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
It says on the thing irritability.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
I was like, what about it would make you?

Speaker 9 (04:55):
It does say that, but also especially if you overdose
on it.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Did you take too much? I took a whole one,
and I'm really sensitive to medicine. They're teeny tiny, so
is fentanyl, and you could die. So I took half
of one and now I feel great and I don't
feel like a raging.

Speaker 10 (05:12):
Sea or were you ragging only or your husband or everybody?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Well everybody, but you know it got directed at him
because I knew he'd come back.

Speaker 9 (05:21):
Is it possible he just deserved it?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Totally possible, but I would have couched it in a
different way.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
I was.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I was fuming, So every reason.

Speaker 8 (05:29):
Why all these dudes are moving to Thailand, am right, guys,
I'm the lady.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
I would be thinking that you'd be more irritable if
it didn't work, because like your allergies would make it irritable.
But I wasn't think symptoms of having allergies, so I
didn't choose to feel it.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I just it just started in. Once the medicine wore off,
the irritability were off. So now I'm just cracking that
little teeny tiny guy in half. And I think I
figured out me dosas all.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
The drugs that you've done, you have this kind of
like I'm surprised. I think your body would be callous. Well,
here's the most to drugs.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Well you know how I mean, I've tried everything just
for fun, you know, back in the day. But when
people are like, oh dude, you gotta try coke. It's
like a party drug. If you start talking to me,
I will turn you to the wall and I will
walk away and go sit in a corner.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
What if medicaid? Do you take any like regular medication?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
What's regular medication like a pill that's.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Prescribed to you.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, take daily daily, I take a fector, I take
a status.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
What are the I'm the statins like a cholesterol leola
effects her, which is like an antidepressant.

Speaker 10 (06:31):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I started on that when my dad died and I
just kind of so making it.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Maybe they maybe the zyrttuk or whatever the algae is.

Speaker 8 (06:38):
Uh uh.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah, that's possible. There's a weird interaction.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Took half. I felt fine, but that whole one, I
was just like, I'm I'm going to mow him down.
Today's the day I get. I get why dateline exists.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
See best.

Speaker 8 (06:51):
That was the thing that I was trying to bring
up the other day that so let me just keep
on talking about this thing.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
To make sure with Statin's well, it's a cholesterol medicine.

Speaker 8 (06:59):
Just oh it is, no, But for some reason celebrities
keep on bringing up in like a podcasts.

Speaker 7 (07:04):
I think there's some new version of add medication that's
basically meth slash cocaine.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Well that way for it. Yeah, it's called methyl finidy
right right.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
But I think there's an EHD like all the stuff
that you get for that is basically a like a
asertionion of meth.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Right, but I think there's a new one. And if
you have a d D, how I've always under how
it's always been explained to me is you basically have
the opposite like drugs have the opposite effect on you.
So for somebody without adyth you're bouncing off the walls
and you're like, let's do this. But then you take
adderall heron.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Would be a party drug right, would be like a
total like downer.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
It is true, yea. And of the time with Riddlin
and adderall it lets someone with add like we just
focus on what they're doing. It's opposed to like, let's party.
I don't want to party. I want to be left alone?

Speaker 8 (07:50):
Is it Zelstrom? No, that thing let's keep I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
And then there keeps away from all, keep it away
from tile and all, keep it away from the zero
tech and her husband.

Speaker 8 (07:59):
Yeah, more noises, more craziness, this.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Woody show.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Mom, we got it started. Yeah, it's another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world on a Tuesday morning.

Speaker 10 (08:23):
Welcome to it.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Thank you for being here giving us some of your
valuable time. Today. It's December third, twenty twenty four. My
name is whatdy? That is Greg Gory.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
He's super excited today because he gets to go see Wicket. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (08:36):
Yeah, I've been rounting down the minute.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
There's menace. What is Sammy?

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Gina?

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Have you decided if you're going with them?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
I'm probably not, even though I really want to. But
aren't you going to some really far destination?

Speaker 10 (08:53):
No, you will see.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
It's kind of near my house. I made so for Gina.

Speaker 10 (08:57):
That's far.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, I don't appearance, but I don't know. I'll be
there in inspirit. I've already seen it.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
So you're making Sammy drive all the way out there?

Speaker 10 (09:06):
Or I told her if we go there, I'll buy
the tickets.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Are very generous and I did agree to.

Speaker 11 (09:11):
Go out to him.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
So it's not going to be that far.

Speaker 10 (09:14):
No, it's not that bad.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
They're saying as far. It's like twenty something minutes.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
You're going it, Greg is.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Greg is going to give us a review? Yeah, his
review of Wicked. Now, keep in mind Greg is probably
the only gay dude on the planet. Yeah, who hates musicals. One,
He's not a fan of Ron not at all. And
when Gina was just singing some of the songs popular.
Just hearing that it makes me cringe.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
I could not sit in a two and a half
hour movie next to somebody who I know is having
a terrible time.

Speaker 10 (09:47):
I'm not going to ruin it for me whilst watching.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
You know, but just knowing you're upset will make.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
You internal hate.

Speaker 10 (09:53):
I might love it, might maybe.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
Again from the commercial from the trailer, visually it looks amazing,
it is beautiful.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
My wife went again yesterday for her third time, and
when she got back, she goes, is Greg really gonna
go see this? I go yeah, she goes, He's gonna
hate it, and she loves it so much? Right, She's like,
I just oh my god, because I was sitting there
through one of the songs in particular, and I thought, man,
Greg said, well he does. He does say he'd rather

(10:23):
swallow razor blades. I would, and she goes, well, at
least he's not like over the top about it.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
I know exactly what song it is too. It's gonna
be I'm not that girl you're gonna hate it. I
was made for the Roseae You're gonna hate.

Speaker 10 (10:43):
I'm with you, Greg. I was thinking about that argument.
Oh it's visually appealing, so are plane crashes, but you
don't want to see that a half fire comes bursting
out of something.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
So, I mean, you know when these movies come out,
these big ones, you know, they always tie in with
different products and services and things like that. You see
the thing with Planned Parenthood? What No, So I saw
this on TMZ of all places you can go. You
can read more about it, but just the the synopsis
here basically is that they are on the Wicked hype
train and they post it on social media asking women,

(11:17):
is your discharge green? And the captain said, if you're
experiencing wicked sexual and reproductive health care concerns, planned parenthood
health centers are holding space to help, that's okay, even
if your p words green.

Speaker 8 (11:34):
So I'm assuming that's not an official collaboration, just words.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
But yeah, I mean, I'm not thinking that the studios
involved in that still.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
I mean, they're using the picture.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
So maybe I don't know them.

Speaker 10 (11:50):
Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Because the poster is one of the witches whispering in
the other one's ear and says, is your discharge green?

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Well she's green.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Right, that's funny, so yeah, probably.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Yeah, all right, so we're gonna take a quick break
because joining us next comedian Adam Ray in studio, you
can killing it. I've seen a lot of clips pop
up with his thing he's doing with the just the
doctor Phil impersonation that he does where he gets like
in the bald cap and the mustard make up. Yeah,
it's the whole thing. He's got a special on Netflix.

(12:25):
It's called Adam Ray Is Doctor Phil.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Unleashed many surprises in that show.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
And of course the cart Nark is here, so it's
a great reunion between Agent Sebastian and Doctor Phil who
Doctor Phil actually did a full episode on card Narks
a handful of years ago.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Really cleared the room to get into Cartnarks.

Speaker 8 (12:45):
Oh yeah, absolutely, show is back, all right, Welcome back everybody.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
It is the Woody Show.

Speaker 8 (12:57):
And we have a in studio guest, which, as you know,
doesn't happen all that often.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
But when the when the opportunity presented itself. And I
didn't even realize this, but Gina Grad and this person
I've known each other for a long time. In fact,
when he walked in, she leapt up.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
I literally dry hump.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yes he really did, really did, And.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
I don't I don't feel bad about it.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Adam Ray is here great. Yeah, I only let about
four people dry hump me upon.

Speaker 12 (13:28):
One of those was Sebastian. Sebastian was real handsy, like
ts A. He was like one of those TSA guys.
It's like, I'm gonna use the back of my hand
or my mouth. Do it here or in a private area,
dealer's choice, dealer's choice.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
Yeah, my was he hitting on you because he was
making aggressive Adam, I don't want you to take it
that way. I know by way I'm totally busting your balls.

Speaker 12 (13:49):
But the fact that you're getting fired up is very.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (13:53):
I'm for sure, yes, no understanding up. Adam smells good
and I never caught like I don't three off. Yeah,
it was like, oh, but I didn't mean it like
sarcastically at all.

Speaker 12 (14:03):
Is that why you so when we shook hands? Because now,
normally when you greet somebody, you smile. You go, how
are you it's our first time meeting? See now you're smiling.
Now check the game tape, and this is what you
do next time you look at somebody in the guys,
you smile.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
You have a great smile. But you were looking down
and Adam, I was looking at your ears. Let me
finish my story. So usual, So usually when I so
usually when I come.

Speaker 12 (14:21):
Into a situation, I'm such a captain positive like glass
halfle guy especially early and excited me, Gina fan of
the show. So I come in and uh, and you
were looking down. So but also I try to meet
people halfway and go, I'm gonna give benefit of the doubts.
So Bash, she's probably going through something. He might be
like fa. You also looked in your head where you
were like, gosh, should I still be in Mike penns guy,
like you were going through a lot, right, So there

(14:42):
was just a lot going on. So I was like,
this guy's trying to figure out his life. Let me
just like do my job and we'll later we're trying
to figure out a lot about that guy.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Like but I.

Speaker 12 (14:51):
Gravitate towards these guys, like you know, the the kid
I used to bag groceries at Albertson's and the kid
that worked there, his name was Brian. He was a
little slow, and I like gravitate that kid because you know,
he would drop like you know, he would drop like
a case of diet PEPSI onto a loaf of bread
and go thanks for jopping. So imagine you guys.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Have similar traits, so like, hey, look I deal with
shopping cars to this day.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yeah you really that?

Speaker 10 (15:14):
Okay, so a great story.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Well, Adam Ray has a new Netflix special out and
a lot of people were talking about it. Adam Ray
is Doctor Phil Unleashed. I know a ton of these
clips have popped up in my feed cool, and I've
been seeing a lot of this Adam Ray comedy on
Instagram and ex Adam Raycomedy dot com is is the website. Now.
I wanted to bring this up because I get a
lot of crap because I know, Greg, for example, you're

(15:38):
not a fan, but you grew up as a guy
who is like you would idolize guys like Eddie Murphy. Okay, now,
nobody will ever give you crap about that.

Speaker 12 (15:45):
Not just a stand up like he was the first
stand up I saw that gave me any sort of
idea of like, oh I think I want to do that,
you know, but that was seeming delirious, right. I think
fourteen Simbat was the first stand up I ever saw
where I was like, oh, what is that that my
dad showed me? Which was wild, and and then seeing
Nutty Professor was I think the what took my appreciation

(16:06):
for Eddie to another level.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
So what we're talking about, Eddie Murphy Raw, you're talking
about like.

Speaker 12 (16:10):
Delairious is the first Oh yeah, well Delairierus is the
first stand up that opened my eyes to who he was.
And then obviously all his movies, you know, Boomerang, Butler's Cop,
Everything Is Coming to America would watch on repeat. But
Nutty Professor, you know, just later in life, was when
it was like, oh, like, I want to do that too,
like playing you know, multiple characters.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
But let's not sleep on all of your impressions. I mean,
you've done Jay Leno for what was it, Pam and Tommy,
You've done oh yeah, yeah, vincig Mann on Young Rod.
I mean he gets booked literally to do all of these.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Yeah, I did the Mad TV thing. I mean, because
if you can do a lot of different impressions, yeah, handful.
I mean, never consider myself really an impressions.

Speaker 12 (16:50):
I think I'm pretty good at like mimicking yeah yeah,
but also people like most of your Dana cart people
that really like but also I guess you know with
Phil now, I mean doing it so long that it's
like that does constitute to me a good I don't know.
There's impressions people that can do. You know, my friend
Jonathan Kite can talk like Nicholas Cage forever. I can

(17:12):
just do like Nicholas Cage stubbing his toe in the Dishwalker. Oh,
like that's all I could do? Right, Like Ray Ramondo.
Like here's Ray Ramono finding out that his peloton got
delayed and it won't arrive in time for his peloton party.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Kidding me, right, So that's all.

Speaker 13 (17:27):
But I can't.

Speaker 12 (17:28):
I can't sit in character and talk like him for
like an hour. Yeah, but I did that when I
was a kid. I would like mimic teachers and friends,
and I think I just got a pretty good ear
for for some of them, right, and so, but I
I think why they never really consider myself an impression.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
This is because I either could do it or I
couldn't write.

Speaker 12 (17:45):
So like where there's I think other people like Melissa,
I know, she tried try to really work on one,
you know, And for me, I'm just like, oh, can
I do I sound like I'm trying it the first time?

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Oh kind of yeah, So let me like keep playing
with that and we're not then, So what did like
the doctor Phil thing come in? So that was kind
of like a messing around one day and all of
a sudden because now it's a it's a it's a
whole Netflix special. Now you got the real doctor Phil.
Who's would you say he's on board or just kind
of leaning into it because you would have to make
a decision, right like if you're if you're doctor Phil,
it's like you can either not say anything and just

(18:15):
keep it quiet or because like I've heard a couple
of different things about doctor Phil and I've never met him.
I know, I know you had people in this room.
Have I've met him once?

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Quiet, Like he seems like a guy who might take
himself a little too seriously, but he's like to not
be not to be joked about.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
But it seemed like he leaned into that vibe of like,
you know, he gave you a bunch of crap. He
did a big time you the whole time and that
was the joke. Yeah, tell joke on it.

Speaker 12 (18:39):
Well, first of all, I didn't like try to sit
down and go what daytime talk show host should I.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Montel Jones.

Speaker 12 (18:51):
It was really I was doing this pilot where I
was like, all right, what show again, back Daddy Murphy.
If I could make my own show, what would I do?
And so I put a bunch of money into me
playing three different characters. It's just a pilot called Jeremy
Rising on my YouTube where I played this old woman
character and then the nerdy man boy, both characters I've
since done on the show killed Tony.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
So I started doing that and it was And then
one of the.

Speaker 12 (19:15):
Other characters was this gay hairstylist that the main character,
Jeremy his dad left, his mom became a gay hairstylist,
and then his grandma's in it.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Two.

Speaker 12 (19:22):
I got Joel McHale in it who Jeremy, the main character,
wins a free lunch with David Keckno's in it. Tom
Lennon plays the boyfriend of the gay hairstylist. And then
Ron Funches is like the medium down the hall, who's
like in competition with Elaine the grandma.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Yeah, it's really funny.

Speaker 12 (19:39):
So that was like I was like, this will be
my show where I could get to play this dysfunctional family.
My friend at the end of the day goes you
kind of look like doctor Phil because I was, you know,
in a fat suit and bald, and I mean it's
I'm unrecognizable, and so I was like, oh, I should
go to the factories and night and do a set
as film did that. I kind of been doing the
impression sporadically on Corolla, but again sporadically right in like
two to three minute increments, and so this was like

(20:00):
and then COVID hit, and then Jeremiah Watkins, who plays
a different character on every show, we started going to
this black box theater and doing like Lost Phil episodes,
and that's where I kind of found at least like
whatever my version of the character was, because we just
went improvised for two plus hours and then put about
thirty minutes on YouTube of these lost episodes with a
different character of his every time. And then the Actors

(20:21):
Strike hit, and I was like again already getting to
this very stagnant stage where I was like really losing
joy for the business because I was like stand up,
podcast and auditioning, and although those things can be different
each time, I just wasn't excited anymore. And so I
was like I need to, like, you know, just create
something fun, Just do something different, and I always want
to do a live character show. After I saw Will

(20:43):
Ferrell's Bush show back in the day and then the
Oh Hello with Crole and Mulaney, I was like, so funny,
and I was like, I just want to do something
like that, at least try it. And then I was
doing these Adam Ray and Friends shows, and then a
bunch of those and Friends shows started popping up, so
again I'm just like, man, I feel like I'm just
one of the many. And Bill Burr had bailed on
the show, so I knew I had him committed, and

(21:04):
so I hit him up and I was like, Bill,
I know I got you for this Adam and Friends show.
I'm thinking of like dressing up like doctor Phil and
doing this like late night show. I don't know what
it looks like, but I think I do a monologue,
some CrowdWork, then you maybe do some stand up that
We talked for about forty five minutes, and he couldn't
have been quicker to be like, dude, yes, make fun
of my.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
End or shoes.

Speaker 13 (21:20):
That sound hilarious.

Speaker 12 (21:22):
So him being pumped gave me like a lot of
extra enthusiasm, and then that sold out real quick and
we did it and it was really fun. And then
it was the challenge of like, all right, now let's
go back and now let me figure out like first
of all, like, now let me just look at all
the people that I've got at my disposal that I
think will come play around, which is you know what's
happened since?

Speaker 4 (21:39):
And yeah.

Speaker 12 (21:40):
Then a year later, his son hit me up on
Instagram and was like, Yo, you know my dad's Phil.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
I'm Phil's son. I'm like, yeah, I picked that up
from the first thing he said. And he was like,
he wants to come on the show. Let's figure it out.

Speaker 12 (21:50):
And we did, and like a week later, got in
touch with his publicist and then we FaceTime maybe an
hour before the show when I was in the makeup chair,
and then I kind of ran him through the eat
of the beginning of the special because I didn't want
to waste how he entered and so that because the.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Entrance is great.

Speaker 12 (22:05):
Yeah, it's pretty, and he nailed it, and he and
his son even gets out from me and he's like, dude,
I've never seen him so pumped.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
He's like, well, letting take your notes. I explained with him, and.

Speaker 12 (22:13):
He was super toill and he even in backstage, you know,
we have all this b roll in the credits for
the special, and he was was telling me, He's like,
you know, you would have known a long time ago
if I wasn't cool with this, you know, And he's like,
he's like any funny. He's like, you got some good
people in your laugh that are good friends of his
that like got in his ear and told him I
wasn't a piece of crap and uh, and he also
thought it was funny. So but yeah, and you know,
definitely there were people friends of mine that were trying

(22:35):
to get in my ear early and and uh and
you know, strip the fun away and try to be like, yeah,
you've got.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Like another month with this and then he's gonna suit you.

Speaker 12 (22:42):
Well, my intentions are pretty genuine, like I'm not ever
defaning it and defaming him.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
It was all all just the goof.

Speaker 12 (22:48):
But again to your point, you don't know, like I
you know, I've had friends on SNL that when there's
been guests on a host that they impersonate or that
should be a home run, Like you know, one of
those like Mick Jagger fallon sketches when they're talking to
the mirror you're just like or maybe it's gonna be
a bunch of different people doing them like that Sandler
sketch it did, which was great, and the and the

(23:09):
host wanted no part of it because they they just
didn't want to do that and so shut you.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Have a sense of humor about.

Speaker 12 (23:16):
So he could have been, but but I never but
also always never worried about because I was like, okay,
like this isn't again, Like I've gotten to a point
to where enough things have either got happened like about
to happen and and then didn't happen or was never
close en it happened, So like I've gotten, you know,
the the ups and downs and the thick skin to

(23:37):
where I was like, okay, cool if he tells me
I can't like I think it was a buddy andw
Stantino was like, what are you gonna do If he
says you can't do anymore?

Speaker 2 (23:44):
I go stop doing it?

Speaker 12 (23:47):
Like to do so clearly, I like this is I'm
no shortage of ideas that I'm just gonna keep like
like and that's what's great about it now, is.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
It's better if he just kept doing it because pissed
off doctor Philli be pretty fun.

Speaker 12 (23:58):
If I was three years into stand up you know
or see Me Again, I would be living in the
ball cap because I'd be like, this is all I'm
gonna do.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
I'm gonna lean into it.

Speaker 12 (24:04):
But but it's it's nice to have just uh, I mean,
you know, just a bunch you just want to do
all this stuff.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Well, Adam Ray is here. His new Netflix special is
called Adam Ray Is Doctor Phil Unleashed, And uh, we're
gonna have some more with Adam. In fact, do you
think maybe we can get an appearance by Doctor Phil?
Do you think doctor Phil can join it?

Speaker 12 (24:22):
Maybe that could be the traffic, right, because that sounds
fun and also hot. You know, they've maybe the weather too.
What I love about the traffic is it's still just
it's still pretty mundane and boring. But like the weather,
it's like it's exciting. You get like those OnlyFans models
on TV doing the weather. Now they're like, it's sixty
nine and wet. You're like, all right, well there you
grab a coat oricon.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
With more than Adam Ray coming up next.

Speaker 10 (24:46):
Hang on, you know.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 8 (24:55):
We show podcast listeners, huge news. What's up everybody at
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(25:18):
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Speaker 2 (25:38):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, Adam Ray is here, dude.
Netflix special. It's called Adam Ray is Doctor Phil Unleashed.
He's got to of course, his show's coming up a
lot of different Woodies show cities. You can catch him
go online Adam Raycomedy dot com. So you know, Rookie,
you've been doing this a while. Yeah, it sounds like

(26:02):
you did some googling.

Speaker 12 (26:04):
By the way definitely said that like radio, it sounds
like you've been killing it.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Man, what's man?

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Tell me one of your favorite things and you're like,
you just pulled a sheet up. Example. Yeah, yeah, give
me hilarious.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 12 (26:18):
I grew up in Seattle, came here in two thousand
and one to go to acting school at USC graduate No. Five,
started standing up in two thousand and seven, started making
YouTube videos.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
I guess two thousand and six when YouTube came out.

Speaker 12 (26:30):
First thing that uh I put up on YouTube that
kind of popped off. That also popped off on Remember
Perez Hilton. That was kind of that didn't YouTube hadn't
really found its voice yet, so Perez Hilton was like
the site where people like, if the video was there,
it got a lot of h views. And so when uh,
I know it was a family show. But when two Girls,

(26:50):
one cup popped off, we've all seen it and if not,
we can pull it up.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yeah, Greg, by the way, Greg, hilarious. But that was
because that was the air of all that stuff. That
was two Girls, one cub lemon party, blueberry cake farts
cake yeah, cake farts yeah, blue waffle yeah or blue
waffle Yeah, there should be a like vh ones, like
where are they now?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:11):
All those creatures.

Speaker 12 (27:13):
So so I did a response video because people were
doing those with Kermit. Kermit the frog puppet I had
and it was Kermit watching it. And then I bought
a Ralph the Dog puppet on Amazon because then that
current one got like, I don't know, eight million views
in a couple of days, and and so it started
to get and I was already deciding that I was
going to do a lot of you know, commit to

(27:33):
doing a YouTube sketch or whatever, like once every couple
of weeks.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
And that really kind of ramped it up.

Speaker 12 (27:38):
It didn't give me hundreds of thousands of subscribers, but
at least the views and a handful of people. And
and and then I made one of Rof the Dog,
Kermit showing Rolf the Dog the video.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
The crimin was like crazy, right, And I was like,
I don't see what the big deal is. I'm a dog.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
I hit my own eat my own poop all the time,
you know.

Speaker 10 (27:54):
And uh.

Speaker 12 (27:55):
And then working at Universal Studios and and then you know,
making these vide I was a tour guy to start
off with, so you seem like the kind of guy
would be a really good tour guy.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Yeah, crush. Actually, there's a clip.

Speaker 12 (28:10):
That I'm gonna post on my grand when I got
out of here, this story that I told recently about
that because I made a girl cry on the Jaws
part because I was like, you know, four months out
of acting school, and I was like, all right, this
is like an acting exercise because.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Most people be like, Oh, we've got We've got our.

Speaker 12 (28:26):
Friend Sam over there, Sam wave everybody, Sam's keeping the
waters the lagoon of Emity Island save for us and
Sam o Sam's oh oh no, always a shark getting
to them. Well, we'll circle back around. Well, there's a
bunch of mills that live in Desperate Housewives up.

Speaker 8 (28:39):
Here at the corner.

Speaker 12 (28:40):
But I would be like, you know, i'd be like Sam,
I go, guys, wa hi to our buddy Sam.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Over there, Sam, how are you doing?

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Man?

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Now?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Sam?

Speaker 12 (28:46):
You guys don't know about that's about Sam. But he
actually moved here from Connecticut. The guy actually hadn't even
seen a movie and then he got a job at
Universal because in the in the in the interview Sam well, okay,
they said that was Sam.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Sam get out of Oh god, Sam.

Speaker 12 (29:00):
No guys, I'm sorry, this is not Sam now, you know,
was like.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Really leaned into it.

Speaker 12 (29:07):
Oh yeah, and like throw my sunglass off, get out
of the tram and uh and just go for it
and this. And I come back on the tram and
I see his girl just sobbing and the dad was
like holding.

Speaker 8 (29:18):
And uh.

Speaker 12 (29:19):
And then the driver you know, leans over and he
was like man, you know, and uh. And my boss
had been writing the tram unbuknownst to me, and so
was like, yeah, maybe just bring down, just put the
dip on that and and you know, uh so. But
it was a great job. And then I did the
Fear Factor Live show. I hosted that for a bit
and then I was like a fake. They had a
New York.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Cop that walked around the park for a bit. Yeah.
And then I did Wolverine fora.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Like a couple of years.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Hell yeah. Now, if you talk to my son, he'd
wonder why he ever left, why we went and did
anything else.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah, you accomplished it.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
He already made it. Adam Ray is here. Everybody more
of him here in the second and his friend doctor Phil.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yes, it is the Woody Show show, all right, welcome back.
Adam Ray is here, Greg fangirl, I.

Speaker 10 (30:07):
Know I said we should spend the next three hours
talking about nothing but hacks. Agreed.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Rate a show smart Legends.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Yeah, he talks about that all the time.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
And trying to get ready to watch it. Watch it.
It's so good.

Speaker 10 (30:20):
You've not a post that I haven't done yet and
your character, with all due respects, such a douche.

Speaker 12 (30:26):
What a great episode based off people have met it was.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
It was so good.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
I love you indoors. Well, we're gonna talk about that. Well,
ladies and gentlemen, we are. Besides having Adam Ray here,
of course, you can check out his new Netflix specials
called Adam Ray is Doctor Phil Unleashed. We have Doctor
Phil Hill Doctor. Good to see you guys.

Speaker 12 (30:51):
Thanks for putting your clothes on finally, Uh sammy great sweater,
gena cool hoodie, Sebastian. Your you're drifted like like a
drug dealer from Grand theft Ot.

Speaker 7 (31:03):
I know Doctor Phil is trying to big time me
and he's pretending that he doesn't remember the episode of
Doctor Phil that I was on, featured on for the
whole episode as the cart nark and Doctor Phil.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
You said that I remember what I said, don't tell
me what I said.

Speaker 12 (31:16):
First of all, you wearn't a GoPro like you're at
a petting zoo for pedophiles.

Speaker 7 (31:22):
There are some people who catch pedophiles and they say
that I'm almost as good because I catch people who
don't return their shopping cart. And you defended those lazy
pieces of crab.

Speaker 12 (31:29):
Dogs, Yeah, I did well, because they're not just pieces
of crab. They're people with thoughts and feelings and problems
and issues. We've all got issues, Sebastian.

Speaker 7 (31:37):
That's not the kind of crap I always hear is that, Well,
you don't know what they were going through, you don't
know what.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Their issues are.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
And no, because I ask people every time when I
go out, why didn't you return the cart? And they
never say, oh, my grandma just died and having a
nervous breakdown. No, it's just they're too lazy.

Speaker 12 (31:49):
Well, maybe you should be less concerned with people's shopping
carts and more concerned without Aerial is gonna get out
of the water, okay, because you are named after her
cartoon crab and I'm not gonna let that slide.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Okay, No, No, Now.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Tell me tell me how we met. In the first place. Well,
you came on the show because you did what Because
one of your producers saw my cart and arts videos
where I shame people who don't return their shopping cars.
So they said this would make a full episode of
Doctor Phil. And apparently he no.

Speaker 7 (32:16):
I guess maybe you were playing the devil's advocate because
I've got a great case for my cause.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
I know you do.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
And you but every time we talk all you on Facebook.

Speaker 7 (32:24):
Every every episode or every every sentence, I would say
you would be a contrarian and defend these people.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Doctor Phil. Well, yeah, because you got to show two
sides of the pancake.

Speaker 12 (32:32):
Okay, because that's I didn't come ninety percent of the information,
get ten percent of the confession, now whatever that means. Yeah,
I started a four local before I came out there. Now, Sebastian, Oh,
the shades are coming off. I want to be able
to connect. Well, maybe you're gonna let your guard down
and actually open up for a second.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Doctor Phil.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
What do you want to know about me?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
You seem what's your what's your What.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Do you like to do when you go?

Speaker 12 (32:56):
How do you relax, Sebastian, Because you seem like a
wound up guy, I damn yeah you are. You're a
little tense. Your body language is screaming. Uh, it's screaming
like you tear tickets at a bukacky. You gotta get
people's attention. That's diet to Phil.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
You know that. So what now?

Speaker 4 (33:11):
You now?

Speaker 12 (33:11):
What do you hate about the carts being all over
the place as you have to walk?

Speaker 7 (33:14):
Because it's number one, it's just unkempt and uh and
it looks bad. But number two, it also does things
like block handicap access. So when people leave them in
the walkway, if you're if you've got a walker or
your mom with a stroller that you have to deal
with someone else's cart that they were just too lazy
to plow.

Speaker 12 (33:30):
What Well, most people with handicap placards have stolen them? Okay,
who have borrowed them? So let's just get into that.
You know, I used to date a girl. She goes,
will you send me a pick? And I said, uh,
why don't I send you a picture of a guy
and a hummer parked me in a handicap stocking.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
So, doctor Phil, because you were so you had excuses
and apologies just like you do now for these people.
One time we sent out doctor or agent McGraw to
bust people.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Crime Dog McGriff, See they're related.

Speaker 7 (33:57):
So agent McGraw went out and busted a lady who
left heart in the handicap spot and he used what's
your your philosophy? He made excuses for people, and this
is how that wents.

Speaker 14 (34:05):
Okay, Agent mcgrawl here controlling but not shaming, because everyone
has a good excuse for leaving their court out, Like
this lady in the white suv when the car returney
is right here, she said, Nope, I'm gonna leave it
in the handicap spa.

Speaker 15 (34:21):
Some people will call you a real scumback for doing that,
but not me. Not talk to McGraw. I bet you
have a real good excuse for screwing over the next
handicapp person wants start there, right, Okay, tired, that's good.
You're tired from a you've been spending all day. I'm
trying to think like maybe you were like just stop
homeless dudes all day.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
He used your your psychology?

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Right, Well, I think you have to. You have to
step back and assist decompression. Dog Riss break that down
for me.

Speaker 7 (34:52):
So the idea being that she gets the the I'm
just tired, I'm too tired, which is obviously a lie.
But yeah, you want to build a bigger story for her,
so she more sympathetic. So if she was giving handies
to homeless guys, maybe that's why, because that shows that
she's sympathetic, and she's giving you homeless guys right right.

Speaker 12 (35:08):
Well, and homeless guys, you know, we've all we've all
been there, we've all seen them, we've all walked by them. Okay,
we've all done what you did to Adam Rain's studio
where you look down and you act like they're not
even there, right.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
A big time, but you shake their hand.

Speaker 12 (35:19):
But but we've all come from we're a product of
our environment, right and you're from where Sebastian National, Tennessee.
I thought you were gonna say under the sea, but
I think they the same thing though. Tomato, Tomato, ray Ramono. Now,
when you grew up in Nashville, Tennessee, did you have
probably what got you perturbed as young Sebastian? Were you
we all fired up about carts? Or was it more
about macaronian farts?

Speaker 13 (35:41):
No?

Speaker 4 (35:41):
No, it was actually littering. We would every time we
would go go around and pick up people's trash.

Speaker 7 (35:46):
My parents would make me why because we would go
to the park to like go of you know, exercise
and play, and they said, well, because you used this park,
you should do them a service and pick up litter.

Speaker 12 (35:55):
I mean, your parents sound like great people, but also
they sound like they've been uh doing a little too
much ayahuasca. Maybe they should have a kid go inside
and deep throw a Caprice so and play some Xbox
Live with the kids from Miserable.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
See, that's the kind of stuff that leads to the
downfall society. Doctor fact you were if you recall from
our episode, I do, I remember everything you You guys
actually invited my mom to be on the show with me,
and I will give you credit, doctor Phil. You were
very kind to her, and she was a sweet lady,
and you just gave me all the crap. She was
wearing a really tight fitting top. She had four kids. Yeah,
well they were they were large and Charles and Jarge.

Speaker 7 (36:32):
Here's the thing, doctor Phil, I was really and Greg
was disappointed in you when when I was on your
shirt because.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
You you you Greg's always have you ever made a
Greg who's not disappointed? I mean everywhere. Greg is always
glass hair.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
He's always like a stud myctoe. They closed a KFC
gloryhole on my block.

Speaker 12 (36:53):
Greg is always just up in arms about some sort
of Greg's the guy at the gym where they say
no cell phones in the in the elliptical room, and
Greg actually enforces it all like senior citizens. That's a
Greg Greg. You ever meet a Gary who's eight years old?
That's Greg as an adult, You're like, why is your
name Gary?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
You're only eight?

Speaker 4 (37:13):
You for sure have a family, Doctor Philip, Doctor Phil.
Do you ever feel guilty that we even know who
the catch me Outside girl is now? Because if it
wasn't if it wasn't for the Doctor Phil show, this
catch Me Outside Girl would never.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Be she wouldn't be bad baby.

Speaker 12 (37:29):
Yeah, I don't have any remorse for what I've done.
If anything, I wish I would have gotten to know
Oprah better. You know, she gave me a leg up,
but I wish I would have, you know, asked her,
what's you know, maybe smelt Stedman's fingers from time. I
don't know, just just gotten a little more intimate as
far as the friendship goods.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
As you said in your Netflix slasher. You want to
go lick that calf again?

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Lick that calf.

Speaker 12 (37:52):
Yeah, I've got a lot of fun sayings like that, Gina,
Like you can't get on a treadmill if you're in
a wheelchair, right, And also you can be a card
and arc and pick up trash as a kid, or
you can make friends and put away the sex doll
for another.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Life.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
Choices to getting a used to getting a round. Yeah,
I do have a little clip. This is when this
is when Agent Sebastian was on your show.

Speaker 13 (38:19):
Did you say you're a trained agent?

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Sure?

Speaker 13 (38:23):
That adds who trained you?

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Me?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Hundreds of hours?

Speaker 7 (38:28):
And that adds to the whole silliness of it because
these people.

Speaker 13 (38:31):
Flip out, what kind of agent? Are you?

Speaker 2 (38:34):
An agent of the carts? Of the cart darks?

Speaker 13 (38:36):
And you said somebody curbed their card. You said, this
is a violation of what public decency?

Speaker 7 (38:41):
How many times have you pulled into a parking You said.

Speaker 13 (38:43):
It's a violation, as though it's a violation of some code.

Speaker 7 (38:47):
No, there's no criminal charge, there's no there's no ticket.
I'm writing anybody, it's just a violation of common courtesy,
the same as littering or not picking them after your dog.
What you meant is this is rude, correct, Yes, sir,
when you were just acting like a cop, No, sir,
I wanted you an agent.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (39:02):
I never identify myself as law enforcement because obviously that
would be illegal.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
That would be Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
So doctor Phil is always trying to find like the
balance between the moral and the law.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
It's at the bottom of this.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (39:13):
But doctor Phil, you've done some really good work. You
continue to do great work.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
You know your thoughts on Adam Ray doing this impression
of you and going around the country and having a
Netflix special. Why don't you watch a special mother get instead?

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Quick?

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Sett me up for softball U stuff you should have
already watched. Watched the special on Netflix. Adam Ray is
Doctor Phil and Lisa and you can see how I
feel about it, Adam Ray, everybody, thank you Adams for
having me. Good walking out. We'll catch you next time.
The show will be right back coming up next on
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something.

Speaker 10 (39:46):
Like, oh yeah, wow, it looks so much bigger or
something much darker.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Back in the bit Hoody Hoody Hoody Hoody Show, and
we are into another new hour in sensitivity training, Free,
politically correct World, Tuesday Morning. It's December third, twenty twenty four.
Thanks for being here on Whatdy that's great?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Gory.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Hi, there's menace. What is Gina Gren? Hey, we got Sammy,
we got sea Bass. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Woodie.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Thanks again to Adam Ray. You know,
it's great about having guests and it makes the time
fly by. Yeah, totally like what I had a look
at the clock. Is this another hour the heavy lifting?
Thanks right? Yeah, dance monkey, Yeah, to do it.

Speaker 10 (40:42):
No, it was great.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Go watch Adam's Netflix special. Adam Ray is doctor Phil
unleashed chep an eye on his social media and his
website for a tour stop near you. All right, we
got the two day takeover coming up to sour Menace
has been clam I have. He has been begging every
time I do one of these planning meetings for what

(41:05):
should we do on the show. He's like, dude, I'm
telling you coyote news. I'm telling you everyone has raccoon news.
Everyone has a story. Yeah, So anyway, we'll give medics
a chance to try out this feature. See if you
like it, see if you're into Coyote news. And also
we have the WOODI Show Employee of the Month for November.
We had all your nominees, saw a lot of people

(41:27):
hitting me up on email and then yesterday on the text,
and of course we went around the room and got
everybody's votes in here now before I make the announcement
on that. When asked what it would take to feel
more appreciated at work, there are thirteen percent of people
who said that winning an internal award like Employee of
the Month wouldn't do it for him. Oh really?

Speaker 6 (41:49):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Like that plaque that Sammy is the standing employee of
the month right now, so she'll get to take home the.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Plaque Yeah yeah, yeah, and display it proudly.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
And proudly display it yeah with all of her decorations
at home.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Right, show it to everyone now.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Not the most popular answer winning an internal award, but
it's in there. So I guess I was onto something
right with this whole idea of employee.

Speaker 10 (42:13):
Morale booster right, Yeah, because you get the plaque and bagels, Well.

Speaker 8 (42:17):
No, you get the plaque.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Yeah, you get sixty nine dollars in cash, right, nice,
and then whoever has the most wins at the end
of the year wins one month of salary.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
That's no joke. That's yeah, it's massive good, that's amazing.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
And that's by the way, I'm taking full credit for
it because it doesn't come out of the company's pocket.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
That comes out of my pocket, from your actual pocket.

Speaker 10 (42:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
So they're talking about like when you go to a bar. Yeah,
and you want to make sure the bartender sees it. Like,
I'm not letting iHeart take credit for giving an extra
paycheck to somebody.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
That's incredible.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
It's not even it's two extra paychecks.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Yeah, it's two extra paychecks. It's very very thoughtful.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
It really.

Speaker 10 (42:56):
I thought it was one extra paycheck.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
Now it's.

Speaker 9 (43:01):
Every month.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Do you say something different each time.

Speaker 16 (43:04):
The month?

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (43:05):
One month, you said it was a million dollars. Yeah
a month, Make it a month? Oh wow, yeah, months,
make it a year? What did I say?

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Boy?

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Do you remember what I said?

Speaker 8 (43:16):
I can't remember.

Speaker 10 (43:16):
Originally you have.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Been switching off.

Speaker 9 (43:18):
I can remember like different months. You'll say sometimes you
say one paycheck and sometimes you'll say one month.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Yeah, you get to decide us. I heard it.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
It was a it was a month.

Speaker 10 (43:27):
Well okay, yeah, all right, I'm saying that.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
I was going to say, he's very crowd.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
I mean, if you won twice, I have also won twice. Sorry,
I meant it was twelve months.

Speaker 6 (43:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
By the way, car, I didn't even know.

Speaker 8 (43:42):
No one told me here in this building, but I
got people hit me up outside of the building that
worked with the company. Apparently I got an award to
for like some social media thing you did.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Yeah, I told you.

Speaker 8 (43:54):
I mean I got an email about it later, but
no one here you building told me about it. But congratulations.
But apparently I got a shout out and for what
some social media know what it is. Yeah, it's a
It was like like like I did a thing for
racing canes for in social media, and like somebody in
the company recognized it and shouted me out.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
You get the plaque. I don't get.

Speaker 8 (44:18):
They give you sixty nine dollars sift card. They gave
me a little little money for a little bonus. They yeah,
they what do you get like five hundred bucks? Oh
that's more than a lot of that's more than I
thought last time they did awards like this, it was brutal.
So they called everybody together and they gave out these
like little trophies, these little garbage plastic trophies, right, but

(44:41):
instead of having the little like engraved thing on the
front that has the person's name and what the awards for.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
And this is I'm not even making this up. It's
it was literally like a little whiteboard that they took
dry erase marker and wrote the name on with. So
as they're handing them out, they're all getting scrudged off.
It was so yeah, it tracks so hard.

Speaker 8 (45:00):
And the media was talking about how much money they
made for everybody.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
Yeah, that's what it was. It was for people who
are bringing in revenue. So the revenue Generator Awards.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
They got like a gift shop trophy.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
With a little so that way, it's like the next month,
you can just write the new name. At least with
these plaques that I'm buying, they're.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Great, wildly insulting.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
They go home with the person.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Yeah that's nice, you know.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
At the end of the.

Speaker 10 (45:27):
Month, damn, And then you got some sort of coffee
gift card or something like that for like a random
amount of so again.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Thirteen percent said winning an internal award that I employee
the month thing number one of the lists, a personal
thank you from their direct boss, just to thank you.
That's what people want.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Some acknowledgement, some acknowledgement just to thank you.

Speaker 8 (45:47):
Would be nice.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Being able to easily communicate with their coworkers and boss.
That would make people feel more appreciated. Sure, being appreciated
by their peers, customers.

Speaker 8 (45:58):
Or the public first of all. Number four. Being paid
a living wage or being given regular raises.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Yeah, having a flexible work schedules Number five, respect for
their time outside of working hours.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Number six.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Being empowered to be more autonomous. So hey, look, this
is what we need to get accomplished, just however you.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Want to do it.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Don't tell me how to do it, just tell me. Yeah, that'savorite.
Having a wellness program offered through work by company wide
and or team wide shout outs minutes.

Speaker 10 (46:30):
You just got one, I know, shout out to shoutouts.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
And then winning a trophy like I said, number number
ten list nice trophy. Yeah yeah, with a dry erase.
Oh they got it.

Speaker 8 (46:47):
It was like ten for a dollar, I'm sure, yeah, true,
But it's the acknowledgement.

Speaker 10 (46:51):
That counts. You got very nice. It's always nice to
be acknowledged.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
All right, So the uh so, the winner for the
month of no all of your input was considered and
I thought about it, and I was reading a bunch
of stuff that people had sent in texting and people
that send it on the email and stuff. And we
have the winner for the WOODI Show November Employee of
the Month, and that employee will be getting black and

(47:17):
sixty nine dollars cash and up for it. Well, I
guess up for the award for a month salary. Gina Grad.
Gina Grad. Now she was getting nominations, by the way,
from the moment she got here from listeners when we
were opening it up and said, hey, hey, do you
think we should beginning the award. She was getting it
from the very beginning, Like she came in with a

(47:38):
great attitude, positive, fun, energy, vibe, willing you know, can
do attitude immediately Yeah right, oh yeah. I mean she's
been doing all this stuff, like all this travel and
I mean the Glory whole challenge.

Speaker 6 (47:55):
I hated it.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Yeah, I mean she's she's always down for stuff like that,
and some of these segments that gena grad school. People
were mentioning that lyrics. Yeah, I'm saying, but just the
inmate prison pen pal thing, like just all these things
that that you know, we've been doing. And so she
got a lot of the nominations that I fell. It

(48:15):
was time for her to get her a knowledge with.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
So congratulations, I really am honored. I'm really excited.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
We wait to get the plaque. I know, yeah, yeah,
you get to take home the plaque. She once again
had a really unflattering picture on the platform.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
How do we decide these pictures?

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Again?

Speaker 4 (48:35):
You get just like Morgan will take your picture, but
Sammy always refuses because she does have a glam squad.
Take a picture. I don't have time.

Speaker 9 (48:44):
Did take a picture, and then god, they just came
out so bad that I said, you know what, do
whatever you want. Vaughn had once prepared that he was
ready to you the horrible pictures of me, and I said, well,
at least it's supposed to be horrible. Rather than trying
to look good, he was just a regular bad one.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Well, anyway, oh, congratulations, Jenis, I've truly honored, And we're.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Gonna take a quick break. We'll come back to Tuesday. Takeover.
Menace has been dying to do this. Let's go MENACE's
Coyote News. You'll get to hear it and then tell
us if you like it. This is what happened with
Raccoon News. It started as a Tuesday takeover. He was
asking to do this. Is there something here? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Is is there? There?

Speaker 11 (49:22):
Is?

Speaker 4 (49:23):
There?

Speaker 6 (49:23):
Is there?

Speaker 2 (49:24):
A there there?

Speaker 4 (49:25):
That's next on the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Hang on.

Speaker 8 (49:28):
Biology at Irvine Spectrum. What's up, everybody, It's a Menace.
I'm gonna be there December twelfth from three to five
pm doing a bunch of giveaways, and this time we're
going big by giving away a big screen television and
so much more. We'll see you there December twelfth, Irvine Spectrum, Biology,
three to five pm.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
It's a Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Hi, welcome back, and we have a Tuesday takeover. Yeah,
a little bunny as we have a meeting every week
and everybody it's a chance to you know, throughout any
kind of idea that they had, they think what might
be good or interesting for people listening, Like, yes, it's
gonna be something you're gonna be interested in. Yeah, yeah,

(50:11):
but the you know, obviously, if we do this so
that people listen, so it's gonna be something interesting. Now,
this is one thing that get keeps getting thrown out there,
has been getting thrown out for at least six months.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
Yeah, Now we do raccoon news. We just recently got
introduced to Seabass's dougan news such as babies, which which
went over very well. And now Menace has something it's
coyote news.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (50:38):
And the reason I bring this up because I see
the same thing that I saw when it came to
raccoons that I don't know what is happening across the country,
but more and more Kiti coyote news is popping up,
like in all different forms.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Yeah, it's the hot new thing. It's like we've kind
of moved We've kind of moved on from raccoon I mean,
raccoon New news is still out there, but I don't
know what is happening. But maybe the coyote population is
exploding or something is going on with coyotes, but they're
just popping up like crazy. So that's why I kept
on pitching, Like dude, there is an abundance of news

(51:16):
when it comes to coyotes. It seems like everybody has
a story about coyotes a personal thing. I don't know,
but I said, let's do coyote news. So I have
some stuff. Maybe we can go throughs. Everybody talk about
how coyote is always all the time. Okay, so that

(51:43):
I used the down What happened was the prompts.

Speaker 8 (51:50):
It just took what I wrote in the prompt and
then made a song out of the prompt instead. I'm
just saying I wrote, make a song about coyotes always
being in the news.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
In Treble No Base and Taking Over America talked about
how coyote is the news all the time.

Speaker 8 (52:11):
Taking Over a.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Patriot tells you exactly what it is.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Yeah, explains it all right, Cody news.

Speaker 8 (52:22):
Let's go the first story. The first story is a
man who was in his backyard with his chihuahua. He
was in South Carolina, and the chihuahua ran after the coyote.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
And this is what happened.

Speaker 17 (52:35):
He knew that unless he fought off the animal, roxy
was a gonner. The animal fights back, biting snipes multiple times.
So he grabs the coyote by the tail, snipes, carries
him over to a garbage bin and drops him inside
like trash. Well, look, you can see the lid of
the bin moving as the coyote tries to escape.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Yeah, so he is.

Speaker 8 (53:00):
This guy just ran after the coyote attacking the shihuaala,
grabs the tail and lifts it up.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
In the air and then the thing's flame.

Speaker 8 (53:09):
Yeah, and there dumps in the trash and then like
sat on the lid until the animal control came by
and picked it up and Roxy survived and Roxy lived.
Now to keep Roxy saved, this is what he's gonna do,
all right.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Snipe is taking no chances.

Speaker 17 (53:26):
From now on, Roxy, We'll be wearing this spiky harness
that will make any coyote thing twice before trying to
chomp down on this feisty little gal.

Speaker 8 (53:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
But it's ready for the gay bar now.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (53:40):
So those horses are like they're like little plasticky rubber spikes. Yeah,
so if something tries to bite a mike on the spring, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
You're talking about I thought we were talking to those
like a black leather cuffs to have like the silver spiders.

Speaker 8 (53:51):
No, no, it's like that.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Yeah, it looks like it's rubber eighties rustler. Yeah, it's like, yeah,
it's very tall, spiky stuff.

Speaker 10 (53:58):
Metal dogs and r areas that are meant to wrangle
the sheep and keep them all together. They wear these
gigantic spiked collars to protect against wildlife.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
I haven't seen the gigantic spike ones, you know, the
ones I'm talking about, Like they're like a little tiny,
like silver.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Yeah, yeah, like little punk collars you wear back.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
In the nineties.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Yeah, it's a mixture of that.

Speaker 8 (54:18):
Yeah, Okay, cool, So that is gonna look good now.
That happened in South Carolina. But what's happening in Dallas. Well, now,
let's find out.

Speaker 16 (54:27):
Authorities are investigating whether a vigilante is shooting coyotes in
a Dallas neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Dallas Animal Services says it's investigating three coyote deaths since August,
two of them shot right now, authorities don't know who's
doing it.

Speaker 17 (54:40):
Emily Levine is still left disturbed at the dead coyote
found in her front yard last week.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
People walk their dogs all times of day. There are
kids everywhere.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Don't bring that to our neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
It's too nice of a place for that.

Speaker 8 (54:55):
Okay, yes, it's too nice to shoot coyotes up in here,
you know.

Speaker 10 (55:00):
Stirred up yeah, if you do.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
I mean, apparently it wasn't illegal though. Just pick it up, yeah,
shoot it, put it in the back throat the trash,
and let's leave it there by the way. I was
always surprised about how much smaller coyotes are in real life. Yeah,
compared to if you've never seen one and you just
hear about coyotes and what you're picturing like these giants. Yeah,
almost like a like a German shepherd, the very bigger,

(55:23):
and it's not they're like these big, little scrawnie up
forty pounds.

Speaker 8 (55:27):
Yeah, you can kick them if you had to, if
you had to self defense. All I met his coyote. Now, now,
coyotes in Philly, Yes, it's it's a good there's in Philly.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
In Philly, get out.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Oh my god.

Speaker 18 (55:41):
It's a sight Tamara totally never expected to see near
her home.

Speaker 12 (55:44):
I thought it was cute.

Speaker 18 (55:46):
I thought the fire when it was really nice, I said,
almost a cute little fox, I said, I was not
a fox.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 18 (55:51):
It was during the late night run for food Tuesday night.
Oh my god, look at I mean, that's a wolf
when she spotted what she later learned was a coyote.
It seems that kyotodes are making themselves more visible and
more at home across.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
Many parts of the Delaware Valley.

Speaker 18 (56:04):
Just this week, Marple Township police posted a photo of
this coyote they captured and relocated after it snatched up
a terrier dog and brought daylight.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
No, no, now, fox, A fox is real, small way smaller. Yeah, dinosaurs.
She obviously didn't know it. She was in all right,
coyote news.

Speaker 8 (56:26):
Okay, not too far away in Pittsburgh. They're noticing what
I'm noticing that there's all these damn coyotes coming out
of nowhere.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Coyotes everywhere. Well, the social media posts keep popping up,
and so do the coyotes. But are more coyotes actually
moving in or are we just more aware of them.

Speaker 6 (56:42):
We've all seen the post saying there's so many coyotes
out here because.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
It's mating season. Hyde your kids, hydra.

Speaker 19 (56:49):
Dogs resourcesert's our lowest point for any wildlife species, coyotes included.

Speaker 6 (56:54):
So coyotes might expand the range to find food, and
your neighbors could be committing a no no, that's attracting them.

Speaker 19 (57:01):
They leave that food out overnight for these critters, and
they're well intentioned, But every raccoon, every possum, every ratt
and miuse in the neighborhood is gonna come to that
food source, the next predator of the lines of coyote.

Speaker 8 (57:13):
Yeah, I'm the hide your kids, your wife, check that out.
So don't leave food out for animals, is what they're saying.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
Coyote news, coyoti news.

Speaker 8 (57:26):
Now they see it increase in. So does Las Vegas.

Speaker 16 (57:31):
Now seeing more coyotes than ever before. We talked to
one homeowner who has lived in Calico Ridge for more
than two decades on why they are now coyote proofing
their backyards.

Speaker 20 (57:43):
Gail Smith is a lifetime dog lover. Her home decorated
with Schnauzer decor for dog Roxy. It's never more than
a few steps behind her. But in July, it was
her other dog, Bell that was snatched by a coyote.
Here remains found in a neighbor's yard that day.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Yeah, how do you coyote proof your back fences?

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Well, check this out. Oh, there's a whole special company
they'll do it. Well, this is what she did.

Speaker 20 (58:10):
Okay, Ultimately she paid fifteen thousand dollars. So every inch
of the block wall is blocked off with iron fencing.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Well, she got what kind of the core snaunger.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
And now the metal gates all.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
Yeah, fifteen thousand dollars worth of fencing, and the fencing
looks super classic, which is because coyotes.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Can jump mega high jump.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
No, I mean, Greg, I mean, I mean, how tacky
can you get if you have like Schnauzer de core.

Speaker 8 (58:41):
They're just a small Okay, let's just say, just for
the sense of argument, sake of argument, didn't you kinda
like it wouldn't totally suck, Like if a coyote got
the Schnauzer.

Speaker 10 (58:51):
What it would suck? It would, Oh yeah it would,
but it wouldn't like just hers though, it wouldn't suck
enough to destroy the Look at your backyard.

Speaker 20 (59:01):
She paid fifteen thousand dollars, so every inch of the
block wall is blocked off with iron fencing, spikes on top.
Willing to pay and do whatever it takes to protect
her for babies.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
So yeah, imagine that fence. I'm not seen a picture
of the fence, but it's all spikes and stuff. Why
don't you just have like the barbed.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Wire exactly and do it over the yard too.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
Well, let's go back across the country to Florida. All right, now,
where would you fly?

Speaker 8 (59:35):
Now?

Speaker 4 (59:35):
Where would you find coyotes in Florida?

Speaker 21 (59:38):
Where?

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Well, let's find out, all right.

Speaker 20 (59:41):
As cam Coral walmart shoppers stoked up on groceries, one
coyote chose the parking lot as.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
It's lunch spot and duck as its main meal.

Speaker 11 (59:51):
What's really striking about seeing this animal is the time
of day time A day.

Speaker 21 (59:56):
For the photograph is actually maybe the most surprising because
when they are are in urban areas, they tend to
avoid people.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
If you see a coyote like this, the most important
thing to do is keep your distance. Really, you don't want.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
To beating a duck outside of a Walmart on. So
you know, if you happen to see a wild animal
like a coyote, you don't walk up to it. You
don't put you don't pet it. Oh yeah, really you
don't do that. So what do you think, guys?

Speaker 8 (01:00:27):
Enough stories out there to have coyote news.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
I'm gonna let the listeners aside, all right on alright, so,
uh are you guys feeling coyote news? This is something
Menace has been pitching for like I said, a solid
six months. Yeah, all right, yes or no on the
Coyote News. Let us know what you think. Hit us
up on the text over to two to nine eighty seven.
Maybe the outro will help you on this.

Speaker 10 (01:00:48):
Yeah, talk about how coyote is all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
All right, there you yeah, there you go. Coyote News.
More shows next, Hang on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
We'll be right back. This the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
All right, here's some feedback on the Raccoon News coyote coyote,
coyote news. This one says, noa coyote to stick with
raccoon News.

Speaker 10 (01:01:24):
Oh no, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
This one says yes on coyote news. Also, Morgan is
hot af This one says, I'm a wildlife biologist, and
I say no to coyote news because ninety nine percent
of it is going to be negative against coyotes.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Well, I had a.

Speaker 8 (01:01:40):
Story about how a coyote was eating a duck, a
delicious duck, in front of a Walmart in Florida.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
And yeah, I think what he's saying is coyote is
probably controled roadent population. Very well.

Speaker 8 (01:01:51):
Eight three one says wouldn't mind the coyote News bit
if discussed events were coyotes are dead.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
I have that too, Dallas. They're shooting them up. Also,
be like if somebody's dog got taken by a coyote,
you could see where they wouldn't be so psyched. I
liked coyote news, but it'd be better if you mixed
in all the rodent animal stories into one.

Speaker 8 (01:02:12):
Bit raccoons, coyote, moose, gators.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Nope, but what we call it h see not on.

Speaker 8 (01:02:17):
I says a coyote helped my uncle and his homies
get into the country and that got zero news coverage.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
I definitely say that's what happens to people being like
taped inside of trucks.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
I saw that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
I was looking for the other coyotews.

Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
I love coyote news. I live in Dallas and I
always see them around my apartment complex, oh well five
eighty six. I don't know why they say it's so
crazy to see a coyote during the day. They come
out looking for food at any time. I love the
coyote news. We have so many by me.

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
I love hearing them yip, and I just don't like
it when they're in my yard or pop out in
front of me and I'm walking my dog, but they're
so cute though you're cute. Uh, No, dog pass on
the coyote news. This one's as I'm gonna go. No
on the coyote news. Bring raccoons back. We could do both.
So does good job, though menace with the song. No,

(01:03:10):
but only because coyotes don't do cute or funny things
like raccoons do. That's true. Here's what it says. Yes,
but ditch the theme song.

Speaker 10 (01:03:19):
I mean, so it's kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
All over the place, but overall it's it's positive. Yeah,
overall it's positive.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Work better.

Speaker 8 (01:03:25):
It was just a concept, right, Yeah, proof of concept.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
I think we can add some little sounders. He sank
with this. Yeah, and for those reasons. Yeah, I'm out
eight seven seven forty four wood. He sent us a
text over to two to nine eight seven smart and

(01:03:50):
we begin another new hour Insensitivity training, Free politically correct World.
Tuesday morning. It is December the third, twenty twenty four.
My name is what that's Greg Gory? Yeah, Hiody, there's menace.
What is good morning to you? Se mass here against
Sammy phones are open at eight seven seven forty four.

(01:04:11):
Hit us up with the text over to to nine
eight seven. Uh, there's a thing I was reading about
this woman. She's very upset. She's embarrassed because she went
to Target and she used the self checkout lanes quote unquote,
they snitched on her for having too many items, and
she claims it was not only deeply embarrassing, but that

(01:04:34):
it triggered her anxiety.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Well, you know, there's an easy way to avoid that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
All right, let's hear her out first. Here she is
talking about what happened.

Speaker 11 (01:04:44):
Why didn't y'all tell me that the self checkouts at
Target be snitching? And I'll talk about snitching about stealing
because I don't be stealing from Target.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
I know better than that.

Speaker 11 (01:04:54):
So the target closest to me. All self checkouts are
ten items or less.

Speaker 22 (01:04:59):
If you have more ten items, then you have to
go to a register, see a cashier. Today there was
a line at all registers, So I was like, you
know what, I'm just gonna go ahead and self check out.

Speaker 11 (01:05:09):
I had like about fifteen items, maybe I don't know,
maybe more so anyway, I was scanning things, you know,
and I was trying to hurry up before they told
me anything.

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
Well, no need to hurry up, no need to get
caught because.

Speaker 11 (01:05:22):
The freaking machine nitched on me once I scanned the
eleven went and I was just like, like, I jumped,
I got scared. I was like, what the and I
tried to play stupid, like, oh did I forget to
scan something.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
I'm not going to show my face.

Speaker 10 (01:05:35):
There ever again, Yeah, they have signs up.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
They did, and she knew she saw it was ten
items or less, but she said that the other lanes
they had people waiting in them, and she says, you know,
it just was embarrassed, deeply embarrassing. That's good as far
as Target goes. They released a statement confirming that the
machines will chirp at you if you're over the limit
and explain that when they tested this whole ten items
or less self checkout option at certain doors last year,

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it made the self checkout twice as fast nice as
the stores. It didn't have the limit good and if
you have more than the ten items are saying, just
get in line at the regular cash register. And they
found that everybody's satisfaction le will went up and that's.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Why they did it. And you know what's good about
trauma and embarrassment. You don't do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
And bullying. Let's bring it back.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
I see this moral.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
I see this all the time at Target, and people
will will roll up with two full carts full of
crap and it takes forever. Like Target is saying, you
just you bogg down the whole system when you should
be in a real line with a manned person. Now
though we've had.

Speaker 8 (01:06:39):
Those self checkout for many years, how do we feel
about it? I'm fine, I like this, have a limit,
don't let a lot of people with a ton of
items in there. But if it's for the quick, like
if somebody just goes in there for something, two items
in out done.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
I'm with you.

Speaker 8 (01:06:54):
I enjoy it as well, But you do get stuck
behind people that you know, like the ATM people they've
never seen a.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Bit for.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
I do great, but at least most of the places
have you know, a ton of the self checkout, like
ten or more like in a Target or a Walmart. Yeah,
right now. The one thing about Target I wish they
would change the design of are the lanes where the
cashiers are, because there's a front row and a back
row of cashiers and they're not staggered so like to

(01:07:26):
try to get to the one that's wide open in
the front row. You can't get around the people who
are in that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
That true, and it looks like you're cutting line. It's
a weird setup.

Speaker 10 (01:07:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
So you have to go through an empty lane, make
a hard left, yeah, and then go like over four
just to get to the one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Make like a big hand, just I can go here
is this?

Speaker 13 (01:07:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
Like, I don't know why they didn't just stagger them
because it bottles everything U because people can't get through.
Anybody understand the idea. The idea would have been a stagger.

Speaker 6 (01:07:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
Windows, Yeah, that's the that's my that's my one problem
with it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
I don't like it at self checkout and they I'll
send you with the bags and they won't give you that,
like somebody is holding the bag. You have to go
ask for the bag. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
Is that it's only in certain places? Well, no, they
said target in their statement about this situation. They did
say one of the other reasons that they went to
the ten items idea it cut down on shoplifting.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
Oh, because yeah, you can't.

Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
Oh I didn't know. I forgot I forgot that one
little thing.

Speaker 10 (01:08:24):
My bad.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Okay. Yeah, and this is by the way that bag
thing depends on what state you're in. But there, that's
that's getting bad. Yeah, there's a bag, Marshal, there's Jersey,
Washington state is bad. California is about to be really bad. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
Do you remember what was the There was another story
that you had, Gina. Oh yeah, remember the influencer check
that we talked about.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Yeah, yeah, that she stole a bunch of stuff from Target.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
That she was using and she posted about well guess what.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
She did it again at the same store, same store. Yeah,
police got a clothing she went through self checkout at
the same Target. She didn't scan the items, she scanned
those fake barcode things again, stole about two hundred and
twenty five bucks worth of stuff, including sixteen different clothing
and household items. Oh and she had her kids with
her this time. Oh so cops were immediately able to

(01:09:16):
you know, identify her in the security video thanks to
her stupid tiktoks And she was arrested for petty theft
and she bonded out the next day. Yeah, so can't
be shamed.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
No, she's not worried about it. Probably got a nice
little bump in her interviews. Social media profile.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 8 (01:09:32):
I wonder where she's getting the bar codes, because we
had a story years ago about some guy. He was
like the c m O or something, or a CEO
of like some big tech company, but he was really
into Legos and what he would do was the stickers.

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
He would get this.

Speaker 8 (01:09:48):
Yeah, he would get barcodes from cheaper Legos and then
put them on the bigger boxes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Right. Did he not afford Legos?

Speaker 7 (01:09:54):
Well, no, he could, but he just like thrill when
this all started. I know some poor college kids would
they would go to the clearance ale menace and they
would grab like the dollar meat or whatever whatever the
chief thing is. And because that was a sticker, they
would put it later on top of it, so that's
easier to peel off. They didn't put that underneath. And
I know some kids who did that way back when. Yeah,

(01:10:16):
those those those those wiley teens. But they're they're they're
much that reform to Now.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
There's a thirty year old woman who was arrested after
she stole a super sweet two thousand and four Ford Freestar.
She got busted because she sold it to a scrap
yard and the people there were able to id her
and then from there, the cops went to her house
and the journal that she kept. They found it and

(01:10:42):
she had made an entry from that day that literally said, quote,
totally stole a.

Speaker 10 (01:10:46):
Car today, something I forget I never.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
Thought of doing. Super freaking out about it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Well, yeah, it's get an old school minivan, dear diary.
I stole a car today.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
So she was hit with a pair of felonies for it.
No stranger to the law, though she was previously convicted
of driving with the suspended license driving that insurance. Also
earlier this year, she was busted for theft and she
had spent some time in the county jail. So just
can't stop, won't stop.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Don't write anything down.

Speaker 10 (01:11:14):
People, if you look back at your life, you want
to remember when you stole them.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Yeah, maybe she's a memoirrist.

Speaker 8 (01:11:19):
I stopped paying attention to Ford vans ever since the
astro van. I worked at radio station. We have the
Ford astro van, like a couple of them.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
One of those.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
It was badass, dude. I slept one for a better part.

Speaker 10 (01:11:32):
Of a year.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
Yeah, I believe that a woman in Oklahoma got herself
busted hit with a DUI after she was caught driving
drunk at the airport on the runways. Okay, here's some
audio from the officer's body cam when you were drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Were you just drinking at the hangar or okay?

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
Okay, but you were just parked and drinking.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
Can you remember the gentlemen that were stopped you while
you're on the road here, Well, I know they don't
really know you either, other than they saw you driving
from the fact too.

Speaker 13 (01:12:04):
I think.

Speaker 8 (01:12:07):
Let me control tower called us saying you were walking
the runway and driving it out on the runway.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Yeah, that's one of the smaller regional airports.

Speaker 10 (01:12:19):
Answer your question.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
But still funny like the tower had to call there's
a car some it is the Woody Show.

Speaker 8 (01:12:28):
Oh damn, oh, I think I know this is.

Speaker 12 (01:12:38):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
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Some follow up emails here. This is from Denise the
reader d nice, hoy, what do you show? I should
have listened to Gina. Oh I had food poisoning. Oh yeah,
I was recovering. I was starving. Went to my sister's
house on Thanksgiving eight, around three point thirty. I went

(01:13:11):
to leave around eight thirty. I noticed there was still
turkey on the counter, so I grabbed a piece of summers.
While sleeping that night, around eleven thirty, I woke up
to what felt like a knife going into my stomach
all night long. Welc up in the morning, was drinking
my coffee when I started choking a bit, which caused
my gag reflex to kick in and I threw up,
Oh no, lo and behold. Thirteen hours later, after I
took that by to turkey, it all came up. Yeah,

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that tries in my stomach for that long. Jorn never again.
Love the show me Love. That's a d nice night
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Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
She gained no weights.

Speaker 10 (01:13:45):
Yeah, she got to enjoy the.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Food and had.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
From turkey to chicken a wood he show. Longtime listener, Russ,
the non douchebag.

Speaker 10 (01:13:55):
Russ.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Here one of the drops of knowledge on you. I
heard the story of Mike the Head his chicken come
up during Genus segment fact or Fiction. Knowing the full story,
I was excited to hear your banter pretending to this
untimely passing and then I realized that you guys missed
the greatest fact of Mike's story. He died from choking
on some food. I forgot about that anyway, I thought

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you'd like to know about it. Loved the show, found
a reason to write in thanks for everything you do.
That's from Russ, Thank you very much. Russ of Christ
the dump.

Speaker 10 (01:14:24):
That's crazy, it's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
Yeah, thisle so how long was it he lived for?
This chicken was decapitated and then went on to live
for eighteen months?

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Yeah, running around and they pour the food and water
down his gullet.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
And we found out because I was like, how without
a brain the brain is kind of situated on a
chicken like quit in the back of the back of
the neck or the yes so yeah part. So where
he got decapitated, he was still able to go on.

Speaker 10 (01:14:54):
Me right, So I looked at a photo. It's just
like a hole on top of his O. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
Let's see some other feedback here. I have a bit
of concern for Morgan, Sammy and Gina. This is from
Sarah oh about how many tampons they use and they
pull them out dry and have to really yank it.
As Gina said, sometimes. Oh no, please do not do this. Ladies,
read the paper insert inside the tampon box. You should

(01:15:24):
be using a combination of tampons and pads alternating. A
tampon is only five to eight hours. Do not sleep
in them. I wear a tampon no longer than six
hours on the heaviest flow day, only maybe one or
two tamps per cycle.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
The purpose of a period is to clean that tissue
and stuff out. By shoving something up there, it's defeeding
the purpose. It needs to flow out naturally.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
I mean, I like the idea of it. But if
we can get real personal for a hot sec if
you don't sleep with a tampon in certain days, you
wake up in a full on crime scene. Yeah, like
if it's just a pad.

Speaker 9 (01:16:06):
Okay, So, because it doesn't stay situated correctly while you're
sleeping and tossing and turning and other things, you need
a tamp on a sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Those are some expensive.

Speaker 8 (01:16:15):
The tamp police here says you're doing it wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
I know, but you know she ain't sleeping in my bed.
You heard of a diaper show.

Speaker 13 (01:16:21):
Lady.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
You're risking toxic shock syndrome. So I'm very worried for
you guys, Please do some research. Another thing I wondered
about was the comments made about the birth control pill,
saying that it's bad for you. I'm a forty two
year old woman. I've been on the pill for thirteen
years now. I've taken an hour off over the years
since i was about twenty. I stopped it for eight months,
had one child, went right back on. Ever since, there's

(01:16:42):
no concern from my doctor, and they've said I can
keep taking it until I'm closer to fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Good for you, Well, it works for some people. It
doesn't work for you.

Speaker 9 (01:16:49):
It's not that it's bad for you, but it does
mess with your hormones, so it can make you crazy, emotional,
all these other things.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
And for some people it is a non starter. And
for some people they don't have symptoms. So she's one
of the lucky ones.

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
Yeah, I promise I've had no issues. It'd certainly find
it better than an IUD, which involves a foreign body
hanging out in your body all day. Ye don't want
these have complications as well. I'm wondering how Morgan, Sammy,
and Gina are preventing pregnancy. Please be safe, especially if
you are having sex regularly, please ask a doctor about
options me love.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
Thanks.

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
That is from Sarahara.

Speaker 10 (01:17:24):
Everything.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Yeah, very very are you staying safe? Like condoms don't exist?

Speaker 9 (01:17:28):
Those are still the safest thing to use because you
still need to be preventing diseases and other things.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Sammy, I think you mean it's the third safest, next
to abstinence and prayer.

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
Thank you. That's right, that's right, the third safest. Yeah,
that you can use this one, Sylvia. A lot of
emails from the ladies email at the Woody show dot
com Sex Talk with SeaBASS Ooh hello love Woody Show.
I truly mean beloved. I stumbled upon the show in
November twenty fourteen. I've been a diehard fan ever since.

(01:18:01):
Every high point in my life since then, I've celebrated
by laughing with you. Every low point. You've helped me
keep my chin up and move forward. The show has
been a constant in my life for a decade, and
I appreciate you guys so much for it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
Now on to the meat of this email, I am
in dire need of Sea Bass's sage advice. Oh hell.
After being a faithful partner for several years, I discovered
that my husband was cheating. We're in the middle of
a divorce and I'm looking ahead to the future. I
have big plans to hoar it up real good now,
no romance, no commitment, just living the slore life. Yep,

(01:18:35):
you will. Here's my problem. I'm terrified that even with condoms,
I'll catch something that a giant shot to the buttocks
can't cure. Sea Bass is a self proclaimed sex stallion.
How do you navigate this? Besides getting really good at
looking at someone and knowing whether they have an STD or.

Speaker 7 (01:18:51):
That's the main way, number one, But number two, the
only thing you could get with a let's say you're
going to be all boring and use condoms. That's that's
totally fine.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
I think you mean safe.

Speaker 7 (01:19:00):
The only thing you could really get if you're if
you're doing it halfway right, is genital warts or crabs
in general, awarts. They have a vaccine for now, you
can get it. Get it, get your shot of the
HPV right right, I got the vaccines. Yeah, that's now
available to pretty much all ages. They started out with
it just it was just you know, teens, and now
it's everybody's approved for it. As far as I know,
and then crabs. You got crabs, I can't help you.

(01:19:23):
That's that's like, that's eighteen hundreds disease and that's a
new problems. Well, first off, you can help us shaven,
but where do people get the crabs? Like I don't
like dirty dirty sheets now, yeah, it gross people with
big pubes. I mean so beyondest I don't even know texting.
Do you know anybody who's ever had crabs?

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
There's a there's like a cycle, like when you know,
winter comes, the first freeze will kill off all the Like,
we haven't gotten to the point where we haven't been
able to eradicate exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Just put your weien in a freezer, like do they
do they hatch?

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
Some question? Could you visually see these crabs?

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Yeah, I'm sure.

Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
Skin but like the actual yeah, before I remember, just
like you can you can see lice, you can see crabs.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
But I know if that was under like a microscope zone,
I mean neither. They're not skin mites. They're they're bigger
than that.

Speaker 9 (01:20:12):
But you shave down there, then you can just clean
them off and they'll essentially go away, right.

Speaker 7 (01:20:17):
Essentially, Yeah, I mean you can. They're a lot easier
to burn off at that point hot for like an hour.

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
Yeah exactly. I'm thinking like one of those things like
cicadas that just you know, like pop up. What if
you got what if you got like, uh, dormit you
slept with somebody dirty, I don't know, a couple of
years ago and they just kind of like you know,
laid their eggs in your your big yeah, your big bush.
And then like eventually like a couple of years later,

(01:20:44):
Like I'm saying, cycle, like, how have we not eradicated
that the crabs stay on you?

Speaker 10 (01:20:50):
It doesn't sound difficult.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
Well that's I think the same thing about bed bugs,
like who are the dirty people that are bringing bed bugs?

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
They are a menace.

Speaker 8 (01:20:57):
Basically like burn your house to understand, But I just
don't understand how big they are.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
Well, here you can see it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
They look like they look like I think, well according
to this picture, they were like kind of like they
look like dust.

Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
Yeah, they look like ticks.

Speaker 6 (01:21:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
Okay, so when you when you look on someone's skin, okay,
like on the like, here's how they look on in
someone's pubes, say, like those little like almost like a freckle.

Speaker 10 (01:21:22):
No, that's them.

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
Like if you if you zoom in on it, you
could see that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
That's it looks like acne.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
Look at that. Look at that little fella.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
Is it like buried in the skin.

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
No, it looks like it's just right on. It looks
like it's sitting on the skin the hair like like
you know, yeah, like on the at the base of
the at the base of the hair.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Follow that, they say the females lay eggs the hair shaft.

Speaker 10 (01:21:47):
What is their obsession with pubs?

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Yeah, and according to your question, it's a three to
four week life span. So it's I don't think. I
don't see anything where they lay dormant or.

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
Go through something.

Speaker 8 (01:21:57):
But how do we still have them around? My questions people?

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Right, But it's like kings and scurvy. They should be
they should be gone by now.

Speaker 8 (01:22:04):
Well, the tacher says at least that it started going
away in the nineties big time, because people.

Speaker 4 (01:22:09):
Started big went away. Yeah, hardwood floors came in, landing
strips like them, crabs with the soy sauce packet, whateveryone
call it. They were going crazy in the seventies. I
believe it.

Speaker 9 (01:22:21):
Stuff too, So that's how they would continue.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
This is what I get crabs from my dog or
something like it's licener.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
Go back to the original email.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
This is Lazette.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
She wanted to know from. She wanted some advice from
Sea bask You know, because as a sex self proclaimed
sex stallion, how does he navigate not catching something? Being
really good at looking at someone and knowing where they
have an st D?

Speaker 7 (01:22:46):
So I would do that, get your get all your shots,
get all your HPV HPVs number one.

Speaker 5 (01:22:50):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
And then if you really want to wear condoms, do that.

Speaker 7 (01:22:53):
And then again, don't hang out with gross people with
tattoos on their hands or their neck or gauged in
their ears. You know, can send your text in now
I don't care. Uh, no one, nobody who's gross and
has dirt under their fingernails. You know, these are just
the common what should be common sense.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
Yeah, finally see baths. I love your thoughts on where
I land zero to ten. I like to think I'm
a six, a little above average.

Speaker 19 (01:23:14):
All in.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
That's from laz got.

Speaker 10 (01:23:16):
Instagram or something.

Speaker 21 (01:23:17):
Here.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
I have a have a picture right here.

Speaker 6 (01:23:19):
Okay, she's not bad.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Okay, I say she's may might be above a six
and she's very cute.

Speaker 8 (01:23:25):
Might be the seventh range.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
And then here I have another picture. This is where
you can see crabs. Yeah, she's she's got like a
black bob, maybe b cups, but nice slim body. Say
she's a mid seven.

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
She's very cute.

Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
She's not gonna have a hard time horn it up.
She just is she breathing, h walk outside.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Thirty options in two seconds.

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
Yeah, yeah, like a guy gets out of a relationship,
is like, I'm gonna go hoard up?

Speaker 6 (01:23:49):
Are you?

Speaker 4 (01:23:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Good luck? Good paying for it?

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
So yeah, you scale one to ten.

Speaker 7 (01:23:56):
I'd say she's a solid seven. She had didn't Did
she say she had kids because she doesn't look like it. No,
I didn't say anything about kids, just that she was
a very loyal wife.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
She looks like she's about five three one twenty. He's
like a carnival barker.

Speaker 10 (01:24:11):
That second photo with the bangs, what do you think
of Bangs's.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
Just kind of going for us something.

Speaker 4 (01:24:16):
Yeah, partner for several years about.

Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
Kid six's head, and I should get bangs, like sometimes
you need baggs.

Speaker 10 (01:24:22):
Very goody goody looking.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
From neck to knee. Not a dirty person, douche. And
I knew that was coming, and you probably.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
Are this is the best fry I've ever had. We
have the Mars Rover, but we don't have a good law. Yeah, realistic,
you can. I would love to do that too.

Speaker 10 (01:24:43):
Show all right, welcome.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
A lot of people try to get Lazete's number, as
they should. She said that she was in that marriage
for several years, husband cheated on her. Not a bad
guy though, right, Sammy, I mean, you know, good, good guy,
just staying with him.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
Yeah, it's just just doesn't mean that he's, you know,
the worst person ever.

Speaker 10 (01:25:02):
He's a murderer.

Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
You should call his and tell her that's right, that
he's a great man. Yeah, tell her what a great
guy he is. And asking if we could post those
photos that seed Bass was using to greater on the
scale of one to ten. But I don't have her
permission to post. I will I will send I'll tell
you what. I'll send her a reply email. I'll ask
her if we can post those photos. I just thought

(01:25:24):
that she's put it out there so she's looking to
go through like a whore phase. She looks very helpful
her DM. Yeah, we won't give her we won't necessarily
give her her Instagram handle or anything, but.

Speaker 8 (01:25:36):
Just I mean, what's the points I'm posting the photos.

Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
A lot of people want to see if Sea Bass
is right about it.

Speaker 7 (01:25:41):
She looks she looks like a like a younger not
heroined out Amy Winehouse, maybe with thicker boobs.

Speaker 9 (01:25:49):
Thinks that she had.

Speaker 4 (01:25:51):
Before she before she touched an ounce of heroin?

Speaker 13 (01:25:54):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
Because Amy Winehouse had like an old time sound to
her that people got like so excited about. I'm just
that's one of those things I don't get.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
I'm not getting.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
And she was a really good performer.

Speaker 10 (01:26:08):
She was unique.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
In her eyeliner.

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
I saw her life she was I saw her life too.
She was fine after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
and tell you what I.

Speaker 21 (01:26:19):
Was thankful for this year, real Thanksgiving time. And I
spent twenty years of my life with a woman dedicated
to her. I'm married into three great schildren and got
seventh grand child on the way.

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
And my wife went out and cheated single.

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
Have a good day, guys, all right around is yeah,
his wife in twenty years just cheated on him?

Speaker 6 (01:26:40):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
The best time to find out that your wife cheated
on you, I would think, or that your spouse cheated
on you is when you become an empty nesters. It's
a whole yeah, because it's a whole new chapter of
your life, that's true, where it's completely your own time.

Speaker 10 (01:26:54):
That would be such a mind.

Speaker 4 (01:26:56):
Like you're already well established in your you know, hope,
like a career or whatever, and so you can just
completely just go on and have that. That really the
best part of your life.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Yeah, because when everyone's like, oh, you got to stay
to get it for the kids.

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
Yeah, the kids are out and you know they cheated
on you, so you don't have to feel bad about it.

Speaker 10 (01:27:15):
But you're not looking your best.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
You're older, Yeah, time to dedicate to get better.

Speaker 10 (01:27:19):
I would rather get cheated on, like right as a
new way prime. Yeah, because you're younger, you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
Want better, You're more virile, way hotter, right.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
Yeah, your sex drive is just your options just go
way down.

Speaker 10 (01:27:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
I feel like it's easier when you get older because
like people like all those games and stuff kind of
go away. Like the older people get the game part
of like going out and meeting people in dating.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Scenes, but most of them are married or maybe hopeful
hopefully widowed.

Speaker 10 (01:27:48):
Yeah, and that might kill your spirit. You might just
be like a screw. Be one of those people who
just watches Jeopardy exactly fifty.

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
Everyone else you want to date is in the fifty range.
There what you care you're also fifty, because yeah, but
you still have a ey.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
Hugh Heffner was banging twenty four year olds.

Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
I thought about this recently too, because when uh, you know,
I was twenty eight and I would look at some
woman who was forty eight, I got wow, old. Yeah
right right now I'm forty eight and I see other
chicks that my own age and it don't seem gross anymore.
So I'm thinking, like, when you're seventy and you see
like some seventy year old chick, You're like.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
Yeah, yeah, probably, but if she takes care of her.

Speaker 10 (01:28:28):
You're seventy and your spouse che's telling you you're going
to quote start over now.

Speaker 4 (01:28:32):
Well, no, that's so you're going from a standpoint of
like you're gonna go find somebody new that start over
in the terms of like you're physical with other people,
not even that like you're My point is like it's
a new chapter. Your life is completely your own.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
The kids are out for the first time, your spouse
is out.

Speaker 4 (01:28:46):
Yeah, it's what I want for dinner, what I want
to do ken m Yeah, ye, home.

Speaker 10 (01:28:53):
Alone ire for dinner. You could start home alone drugs. Yeah,
it was just the thought I might hate it to
the physical relations.

Speaker 4 (01:29:04):
Yeah, more wood he shows next.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Day, more of the wood show what's wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
It will be right back, all right, Welcome back everybody.
It is Tuesday morning. It's December the third man. We
have Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Cyber Monday, Cyber Monday,
and today is Giving Tuesday. Yeah, both the gift stuff

(01:29:37):
now yeah, also National Day of Giving. I'm assuming it's
just the same damn thing. Yes, a little late on
this one. National green Bean cast Role Day is today,
like leftover the men as he might like this. So
a buddy of mine his wife makes a green bean
cast role which I did not try, but I want
to try it. Instead of just doing the French fried

(01:29:59):
onions top, you pack the top with crumbled up ritz
crackers that were like mixed up in butter, and so
it creates a complete trust edge to edge crust it
over the top of the green bean castle. Cheese up
on that or what? I don't think there's any cheese
on it, but that sounds amazing. A ritz crumble crust,

(01:30:27):
how's sleeves.

Speaker 10 (01:30:30):
Rits?

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
Today It's International Day of Persons with Disabilities. It's a
faux fur Day. It's also Candle Day, Greg, get excited
and h for all you cheapies out there, It's National
Make a Gift Day.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Gift only if you have a special skill, not something
you're trying for the first time.

Speaker 13 (01:30:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
So it was a big Thanksgiving weekend at the movies
for a movie that was supposed to be just a
Disney plus streaming thing, Moana to crushed. It set a
new record over Thanksgiving weekend. The Wizard of Onves fan
fiction film Wicked was was second, Gladiator two was third. Now,
those three movies drove the overall box office to a

(01:31:10):
record weekend and ticket sales for Thanksgiving weekend, nice, beating
the old record by more than one hundred million dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
Woah, damn girl, did they never put out.

Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
Good movies for Thanksgiving weekend? I just thought that was
like a good weekend because people are looking to get
out absolutely laid away from family and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
I thought lots of big holiday movies open on Thanksgiving weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
Yeah, yeah, who knows. Yeah, I thought that was like
a it's by one hundred million dollars.

Speaker 10 (01:31:35):
People are suckered by this Wicked stuff.

Speaker 23 (01:31:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:31:38):
I saw a post for next year's movies. They look
kind of mid really, man, A lot of great stuff
come out next year.

Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
Okay, guess who's by the way, guess who's going to
go see Wicked later on today? And he was really excited.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
You are who?

Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
Greg Gorey?

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
You guys?

Speaker 4 (01:31:53):
Yes, the last time Greg went to the movies was
twenty fourteen. I went to go see American Snipers.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
Insane. He doesn't even know how to go to a movie.
You don't.

Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
How do I do that?

Speaker 10 (01:32:03):
I've been googling it for two days. You're going with, Gina, right,
I'm going with yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
Okay, I may I may make a surprise appearance.

Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
Will see.

Speaker 8 (01:32:12):
It's like a million dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
I know, I believe it. It is exc It's a
billion dollars.

Speaker 10 (01:32:18):
And I thought it would be here. I'm just being honest.
I thought it would be about thirteen bucks. No, and
to reserve it online and stuff after the fees and
all that, like twenty four bucks made Yeah, of.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
Course, Yeah that's the cheaper price too.

Speaker 4 (01:32:31):
Are you going to one of the theaters that like
sprays water and the seats move, And my wife went
to one of the Wicked screenings where they had that,
took my daughter to that one.

Speaker 8 (01:32:40):
They said that was pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
Yeah, I think it depends on the movie, because we
did that for Spider Verse and we were all like
nauseated the whole time, and it's like it tips you
forward and tries to dump you out of your seat,
and like I'm trying to watch the movie.

Speaker 4 (01:32:51):
I hate it.

Speaker 10 (01:32:52):
It sounds kind of fun.

Speaker 8 (01:32:53):
Yeah, that would be fun.

Speaker 10 (01:32:54):
I think I would rather lick a razor blade than
go to this movie.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
Oh, Greg, if you go to.

Speaker 10 (01:33:01):
Reading, it will be popular.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
You don't even know what I'm saying. I don't even
know what that means.

Speaker 4 (01:33:08):
Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
I think she needs to be a school on how
much you are not a gay that loves musicals. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:33:13):
I can't stand me, Brian gay get that feeling.

Speaker 10 (01:33:17):
It's what three hours long?

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
It's almost three hours?

Speaker 13 (01:33:20):
Wait.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
I had a friend and that's just part one.

Speaker 10 (01:33:23):
I had a friend who forced me to watch Mulan Rouge.
I've never He said, just give it ten minutes, and
all I did was stare. At the time, and I said,
all right, done.

Speaker 20 (01:33:33):
For that.

Speaker 8 (01:33:34):
Now Greg's going to give us his review of Wicked.

Speaker 2 (01:33:39):
Open Mind.

Speaker 10 (01:33:40):
I will I might love it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
You're gonna love it. So we'll see. We'll see how
that goes.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
There will the elements of it that I think you'll
you'll find interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:33:47):
Hey, did we ever find out what happened that guy
Bob Bryer who was the the og drummer for my
Chemical Romance?

Speaker 8 (01:33:55):
Just that they found him, I was twenty days after
he have passed away, like he was bound to decomposed
in his house.

Speaker 4 (01:34:03):
Yeah, no cause of death had been announced yet, but like, yeah,
he was the drummer for them from two thousand and
four into twenty ten. So it's like the Black Parade
and all those you know, Helena Blade, we bowling with
the guy?

Speaker 10 (01:34:15):
Oh you did?

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
Yeah, he was only forty four years old.

Speaker 10 (01:34:18):
That sucks.

Speaker 8 (01:34:18):
Yeah, I didn't know if we had any more information
on that yet.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
Yeah, it still says no cause of death or further information.

Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
Eddie Murphy's son Eric and Martin Lawrence's daughter Jasmine got engaged.

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
That's awesabe nice.

Speaker 4 (01:34:30):
They've been dating since twenty twenty one.

Speaker 3 (01:34:32):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
The funny thing is Eric and Jasmine didn't even meet
through their dads. They met through like Jasmine's uncle.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
Oh sweird, Yeah did.

Speaker 4 (01:34:39):
He is now being sued by a woman who claims
that he dangled her off a balcony. So that's the
latest on Diddy.

Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
Thing a nice style him.

Speaker 4 (01:34:45):
Yeah, that's very sug that sug thing. Jelly Roll just
ended his massive tour fifty eight sold out arenas over
thirteen weeks, but before his final show, he made a
post on social saying, hey, y'all, I have a very
unhealthy relationship with social media. I have a very unhealthy
relationship with phones. I'm taking a break. And when he

(01:35:07):
said phoneless, he really meant it because there's video he did,
like a FaceTime with his wife and his mom who
were back in Nashville, and I know he was in Nashville.
He did a video with them they were back home,
and then while he was on the video call them,
he threw the phone off the bridge into the water, which, Greg,

(01:35:29):
you got to be conflicted there.

Speaker 10 (01:35:31):
I wouldn't get rid of the phone. I would delete
social media.

Speaker 7 (01:35:34):
It's really easy. Just have like jelly Roll, just don't
do it. Greg can teach you how to turn off
these apps.

Speaker 10 (01:35:39):
Right, you can do it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:40):
The idea of completely just being off the grid, getting
off the phone altogether, but littering it into a body
of water, you can't approve of that.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
Yeah, and those things aren't free.

Speaker 10 (01:35:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:35:51):
I've noticed that people that have phone addictions are tend
to be larger gentlemen. Yeah, yeah, a figure that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
I mean, you know, like that's probably more. It's easy
to socialize that way without having to get up and
do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
Large dudes.

Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
The apps a couple of douchebags in the news, Starting
with Nick Cannon, it was announced that he was clinically
diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder. He's a victim, you guys,
a sufferer. He says he's actively seeking help to heal
from it. He described it as a mental health disorder
which starts out with confidence over confident arrogance, but explained

(01:36:34):
his is an extreme case. He also says, I've taken
all the power away from the term narcissism because I've
researched it and I understand it. I googled him call
me whatever you want.

Speaker 11 (01:36:46):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:36:47):
If I didn't know what it was, then I'd have
an issue with it. I mean, what an what an
ass wipe?

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
Nobody? Yeah, of course he's a narcissist.

Speaker 7 (01:36:55):
This makes sense though, because he always has thought that
he's funny and talented it yet he is not, which
is again perfect narcissism.

Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
But to say that you're clinically so I'm gives him
a narcissistic prick. But now this has given me an
excuse to be You don't understand you, guys, because I
was I was clinically diagnosed at all.

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
There's no way out.

Speaker 4 (01:37:18):
But that's not even the biggest story around him.

Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
Right now.

Speaker 8 (01:37:21):
There's another one. What's that guy from B two K?
He was my favorite? No, not j Bug Marion, I know,
not a Marion speak language. They cause a riot in
one of my local malls. But they said he said

(01:37:42):
that they were giving each other mouth parties. Nick Cannon
and this dude O good for them, They said, that's
why this guy said it?

Speaker 10 (01:37:50):
And who was it?

Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
Rasby or little fits Sammy.

Speaker 8 (01:37:54):
Well, if you're a narcissi, it's not even a guy
from B two K's googled it and.

Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
Nothing came up. Man, No appreciate the B two reference,
love them.

Speaker 4 (01:38:01):
This is the big way it is the biggest story.
Get them. I don't know, Caroline or well, I'm sure
he just googled Nick Cannon give him a mouth party something.

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
Yeah, I just did that and nothing came up.

Speaker 4 (01:38:13):
Really, dude, it has been the biggest story. It's the
biggest story. Was trying to bury it the internet. Just
go to the Biggest Story dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Orlando Brown?

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
Is that Orlando Brown?

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
Yeah, that's been on he's he's been saying that for years.
Well he just said it again just recently.

Speaker 4 (01:38:27):
It in my feet. I just googled it and it's
from twenty twenty. No, and he's not in B two K.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
He's from that. So raven, Oh, the biggest story.

Speaker 4 (01:38:39):
That's something else.

Speaker 8 (01:38:40):
I don't speak. You never seen one episode of that?

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
You haven't. No, that's so raven though, he's so ravens.

Speaker 4 (01:38:48):
That's so much for people younger than I am.

Speaker 7 (01:38:50):
Yeah, okay, but anyways, I can see what he being
the end of that's so raven if he was like
twelve or thirteen at the time at the time.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
But I was not right exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:38:57):
I said, you guys, watch any the documentary.

Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
About yacht Rock now that I watch not, you know,
but I'm a fan.

Speaker 4 (01:39:02):
So I just begans streaming, streaming over the weekend. Now,
near the end, the producer calls Donald Fagan of Steely
dan to ask for his involvement. And let's just assume
here he's not a fan of the term. Here's a
little clip from the documentary.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
Yeah, this is this is he.

Speaker 21 (01:39:20):
Yeah, Hi, this is Garrett. I'm the one making this
yacht rock documentary. Yeah. So I've been talking to a
lot of people that have played with you and Stevie
Danner over the years, and I was wondering if you'd
sit down with me and talk about your music in
this genre and what gre yacht rock?

Speaker 13 (01:39:37):
Oh yeah, well I'll tell you what. Where do you
go yourself?

Speaker 4 (01:39:46):
And then he hung up on it. God, why so aggressive, dude,
just because he's probably he probably thinks he's like a
really cool rock guy. Yeah, yeah, that somehow cheapens it.
But everybody loves yacht rock.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
It's repackaged it for people that would have never heard
their music. So you're welcome.

Speaker 4 (01:40:02):
Yeah, agreed. Yeah, Now, Disney pretty much let Ryan Reynolds
and the crew do whatever they wanted with Deadpool and Wolverine.
But there is one joke they would not allow, and
thanks to the original script getting posted online on a
Disney site.

Speaker 8 (01:40:17):
By the way, we now know what it was.

Speaker 4 (01:40:19):
The original line in the script was Deadpole saying, quote,
Disney is so cheap, I can barely breathe with all
this Mickey mouse d in my throat. Okay, which Disney asked,
So it was changed, and what made it into the
final cut was f Now Disney gets cheap. It's like
Pinocchio jammed his face in my ass and started lying

(01:40:42):
like crazy. Oh, so that's pretty good. You just can't
mess around when it comes to the mouse. They have
no sense of humor about that Pinocchio. You know, you know,
nose in your butt, Yeah, a good joke.

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
Pinocchio is technically not Disney property. Yeah yeah, no children's story, right,
So like, I mean most of.

Speaker 4 (01:41:03):
Them are right, So like this, do they have the
license to it or they.

Speaker 7 (01:41:06):
Have the license day they can own their version of right.
So like when it comes to things like snow white and.

Speaker 8 (01:41:12):
Yeah, a little Pinocchio is just a story about some
twink and his sugar daddy.

Speaker 23 (01:41:17):
Anyway, all right, time for your birthdays in your birthday
show this shimar Okay, we're gonna it's Shumarday.

Speaker 10 (01:41:28):
We're gonna sit the like it's Shumarday.

Speaker 2 (01:41:31):
And you know, we don't do birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:41:34):
Starting with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Brendan Fraser, he's
fifty six years old. Today you got to Ozzy Osbourne,
who's seventy six. I would have thought he was seventy
six and.

Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
The nineties one hundred and seventy six when he was
on the.

Speaker 4 (01:41:47):
Osbourne Yes, I would have said he was at least seventy.

Speaker 8 (01:41:51):
Tiffany Hattish is forty five and Klumsky so Clumski from
Veep and from My Girl, Yeah right, the clumpness and
clumpness is forty four. Julianne Moore is sixty four. Montell
Jordan remember the song this is How We Do It? Yep,
we do fifty six.

Speaker 4 (01:42:11):
You got Brian bonsall the young Andrew in the final
years of Family Ties. He also played a guitar. I
had no idea about this. He played guitar in the
band The Ataries. Really yeah wow. Did the cover of
Boys this summer? Yeah wow.

Speaker 10 (01:42:26):
I had no idea that drugs and got in trouble.

Speaker 4 (01:42:30):
Yeah, he's forty three. Amanda Seafreed is thirty nine, Darryl
Hannah is sixty four, and Sean Parker now justin Timberlake
played him in the social network but he founded Napster,
leached off Facebook, and he's heavily invested in Spotify.

Speaker 8 (01:42:44):
He's got a few bumps. Yeah, I went to this
Spotify launch party in the America one.

Speaker 4 (01:42:50):
It was huge.

Speaker 8 (01:42:51):
They had Jane's Addiction, they had DJ Cascade, they had
Snoop Dog and then let everybody go on stage or
small Weed was dog.

Speaker 4 (01:43:00):
And then how they get Snoop.

Speaker 8 (01:43:02):
Dogg got get a little while ago. They had one
other oh in the Killers too. They all performed and
it was only for two hundred people.

Speaker 4 (01:43:11):
It was Parker's forty five years old today and your
part of birthday today is Brittany Bardeu and she truly
puts the hoe and ho ho ho. She's been in
eight hundred and thirty two fine films, including Banging in
the Mud at the Techno Festival. She was also in
two Hot Housewives Banging on the Hood of My Car

(01:43:32):
Volume one. She was in Horny Boss puts her new
intern to the test. Yes, she does also Extreme Veggie
Penetration Volume one. She was in Yummy, anal truffle.

Speaker 2 (01:43:45):
Two K movie. Yeah, it's served.

Speaker 4 (01:43:50):
Part two. And you guys who could forget her unforgettab
role in anal massacre with a giant egg plant. Yeah,
I love Massacre as Brittany Barnow, who's forty four years
old today. And now that's Japporno birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
and that is a Tuesday morning look at what is
happening around the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:44:13):
Buila, wouldn't approve the wood Show.

Speaker 4 (01:44:16):
All right? Time to wrap up and get the hell
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do it. Also on social media at the Woodie Show.
But for anything you got between now and tomorrow morning,
that after hours voicemail number is eight seven seven forty
four Woodie. Yes, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 10 (01:45:25):
Yeah, you will know if a woman is mad at you,
if she's quiet, or if she's yelling or acting different
or acting the same, or murdering you.

Speaker 4 (01:45:32):
Yeah. Sure, we had that thing that we were talking
about last week, all the different things that the guy
has apologized to his wife.

Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
Oh yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 24 (01:45:42):
Went upstairs for the night without announcing it. I applied
the brakes in order to save our lives. I underestimated
the trauma that the changeing momentum would create for her.
When I sprained my ankle, I had a walking boot
and I was limping too. Loudly upstairs. The thing to
do would have been too laid down on my good
leg and silently dragged my body up the stairs using

(01:46:03):
the railing.

Speaker 4 (01:46:04):
That's what you should have done, all right. Thank you
very much, Greg gory Derew. Thank you so much for
it giving the what you show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know we it appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back
here on Wednesday. Have a great day. SMD double M.

Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
I quit this bitch.