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Speaker 1 (00:00):
See what is the dune to the graphic nature of
this program.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show? Is the Woody Show?
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I look at that nice and quick. It is December
the sixth, twenty twenty four, ladies and gentlemen. Even after
a long holiday break, we came back and today already Friday.
Can you believe that, Sea Bass?
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I mean, suspend your disbelieve it is the Holy Show.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Welcome.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I'm winning.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
That is Greg Gory HYI Woody man, It's good morning
to you, and a happy Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
I'm a Friday Wooding.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
There's Gina Grady Friday, Sea Bass. On a scale of
one to ten year, disbelief that we made it through
the week this quickly.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
It's fifteen fifteen.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
There's Sammy, we got bored, we got Caroline Morgan's here,
Vaughn's here. It's Friday. Welcome to it. It's the Holy Show.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
All right now.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
It's official. Phones open eight seven seven forty four. Wooding
text us over to two to nine eighty seven. The
goal this morning, get through the morning into the weekend
as quickly as we can Friday fail stories, our dumbass
contest will be the d u i Q got a
lot lined up for you, despite the fact that since Wednesday,
ratings haven't counted at all. Oh no, and yet we're
(01:52):
still here. I just want you guys to know. This
is like when I make sure that the bartender sees
me put the tip in the cup. That's we want
full credit it. Yeah ago, Oh no, I was gonna
say again, are we the only show like Live Again?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
During around No, No, we're off now. We try to take
When we take time off is typically in the times
when most shows for the bigger holidays. Yeah, so everybody's
kind of at the same time this time of the year.
So as of Wednesday, none of the ratings count until
I think it's January sixth, yeah or something like that.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Yeah, that's like that being said, we can't just like
not do a show because people will leave and we
have not come back.
Speaker 8 (02:30):
All right, But we can do shows that are insanely
unpredictable and don't care what happened.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, I mean we care, but at the same time,
like we can we can be a little loosey, goosey
free form.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Jazz my guy.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yeah, yeah, brother.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Well the you know, the year went by and these
things happen, like you get reminded of, like, man, what
even happened this year? And there was this this thing
I saw the pop culture events of twenty twenty four,
the Willy Wonka Experience events.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Remember it.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, it's like a table awful people getting crazy and
fighting over Stanley Muggs, Stanley Cuffs Gypsy. And Rose was
still with her ex husband when the year started. Remember
when she got defended in by saying that the d
was fire it relationship. I thought it would go to
the distance. The Alaska Airlines flight where the door flew
(03:19):
off mid flight. That was this year. When did that happen?
It seems like way longer than a year ago, does
it a couple of years ago? That was all the
way back in January. Ryan Gosling's surprise face also became
an instant meme when I'm Just Ken won the Critics
Choice Award and then the I'm Just Ken Oscars performance
that happened in March. Yeah, his filler almost popped out.
In a rare bipartisan move, the House passed to build
(03:41):
a ban TikTok back in April. Who knows that that's
going to actually go through dog, I said, well, no,
it was. It was supposed to happen. I guess take
effect in January, so after the holidays, like what it's
supposed to take effect. It wasn't going to take effect
right away. They had between whatever they passed it and
I think January to either sell it or do something. Yeah, diabetic.
(04:02):
I think everyone forgot. No they didn't, because I just
saw an article about it the other day. They're wondering
what Trump is going to do with because he wasn't
in favor of it. I guess when the when the
thing first.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Passed China, China, you gotta check the investors, Elmo before
you shut down this year traumatized a bunch of people
with a simple tweet that just said, Elmo is checking in.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
How's everybody doing? Oh yeah, And it didn't go so well.
It got real depressing, real fast, because all these adults
are like talking to Aimill Elmo. Well, you know, not
so good. It just got diagnosed with you know whatever.
The Chiefs won the Super Bowl again, yay. Taylor Swift
was there with Ice Spice and Lana del Ray Usher performed.
It was totally forgettable. I'm wearing my Chiefs shirt to
commemorate Kendrick, Lamar and Drake. That was the thing this year,
(04:45):
all those Kate Middleton missing theories.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Ow'd you like those those those vultures, the vampires who
were just spreading gossip left and right about that woman.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Those absolute scumbags.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
Well it was their own They're posting photoshop pictures.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
And then.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
It was like I was bored.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Sammy was way into it.
Speaker 9 (05:05):
Oh, I was so into it.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Yeah, this way into the cover up was strange. You
participated a bit. Yeah being missing.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yeah, you remember that she was going through cancer treatments
and stuff, and people were like, oh, is she?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Is she dead?
Speaker 9 (05:21):
Is she We didn't know that yet. They didn't announce
that she had cancer. She just kind of disappeared. And
then wasn't that any appearances. They were posting these fake
pictures of her, and it was so strange.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
You had the Chicago rat hole that became a national
monument this year. So it was like they had poured
some concrete. I guess some rat got stuck in the
concrete eventually got out, so people there was like a
rat imprint. You don't remember that.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yeah, people were like filling it with stuff. Oh I
thought that was fake. No, it's real.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Look at that.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
And then the city of Chicago actually went and I
guess they they redid it. So they got rid of
it because it was too much of a distraction.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Like big deal, they got over it.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah, dumb uh. You had the paras Olympics, the break
dancing ray Gun yeah, may gun baby in Australia. I
still don't know what it is. But the skimmitty toilets
skipbitty skimmy, what is it? Three day that it's so
not sigma. Bro, that's skibbity toylet Ohio. That means it's
like domb and bat. Okay, So I my daughter will
(06:18):
use sigma, but I don't think because the way she
used it, the context can't be right because no, sigma's good.
It's what the sigma? Yeah, what the sigma is?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
That makes sense?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Sigma?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yeah, I hear it. Ever, Okay, so that all you
know what it is.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
It's like twenty years ago when Tim and Eric we're
being absurdist, and all the other kids back then thought
they were being cool by quoting Tim and Eric.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
It's just that, well, these are little kids that are
trying that are like cause playing as teenage.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
Yeah, I learned about Skibby toilet from a five year
old last week.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Okay, Uh, the Trump assassination attempt, that was a big
story this year obviously. Then Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez,
they were at the Golden Globe, but a look on
his face, you know, Ben was dropping some hints about
how things were going. Yeah, he always yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
And then when Jaylo realized the camera was on her,
the big really Oh.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
My favorite was the one where they were walking back
to the car and he like opens the door for her,
like he just looks, yeahs, like just kind of throws
the door clos It's like slowly walking around to the
other side, like, god, damn, we broke up for a reason.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Twenty My favorite story of the entire year is when
New York City acted like garbage cans just got invented.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Yeah, that's your favorite story, Prescot.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, yeah, they had a huge this is how you
do it guys, that's.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Your favorite story of the year.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, it's called garbage Cans eight.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Seven, seven forty four.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Woody hit us up with a Friday check in on
the text over to two two nine eight seven. Well,
take a quick break. More Woody Show is next. Hang
on back in a few.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
In the meantime, have an existential crisis the show.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
What's Up?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Woody Show Podcast listeners, It's menace. Check this out Tomorrow,
December seventh, from noon to three pm. I'm gonna be
a Swavecito Headquarters and Santa Anna from noon to three
pm doing a bunch of giveaways.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
It's all celebration of the collaboration with Star Wars.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
It's huge.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
But speaking of huge, if you cannot make it to that,
check this out Buena Park Sunday, December eighth, five to
seven pm. I'm gonna be at Rock and Bruce doing
a TCL television viewing party. I'm giving away a ninety
eight inch TCL television five decemn pm and Buena Park
at Rock and Bruise this Sunday, December eighth. Everybody's welcome.
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Show up and plus I'll have a ton of more giveaways.
I'll see you tomorrow or Sunday. In the meantime, enjoy
the Woody Show podcast.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
See our answering the Call of Destiny.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
This is The Woody Show and we.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Are into another new hour.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Insensitivity training for a politically correct world on this Friday morning. Indeed,
it's December sixth, twenty twenty four in New Weekend.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
We go, Noice, thank you for being here.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
I'm whatady, that is great, gory. Let's go, we got menace.
I did see somebody with a custom play yes day,
said l e zzzgo Let's go. I thought a seed mass. Immediately,
I wonder what the next let's go will be? All
I wonder? But it was a Ferrari. Does that make
a difference. I give him some credits.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
I mean he's in a.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Car and let's go. Let's I mean maybe she was
a lesbian. He likes to go fast. No is the dude.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Yeah, if you could be percentage of like Lamborghini Ferrari orders,
it's well over ninety percent.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Mail. I just thought it was les Go, not les Bo.
I was Let's go. Let's go. Speaking of which, I
do have a.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Custom vanity plate ordered for the Cybertage A nice Oh yeah,
I will reveal it when it arrives.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
All right, able to win? Well, Greg, I know it
might be a little risque.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
That's why I say, I don't want them to get
acknowledge that I'm messing with the system.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Well, happy Friday. Do you see that there is a menace?
Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty four. What
you can hit some of the text over to two
to nine eight seven. Got the dumb Ass contest coming
up for this, so we're gonna play the d u.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
I Q for your has to win some stuff, and we'll.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Start here with the Friday fail story. All right, ladies
(10:44):
and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time for the
Friday fair story. All these people thought they had the
perfect plan, the planet can never go wrong, and then
somewhere along the line it went from being a great
idea to one big stake in mega uber ultra.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
No. I like it.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
That was a cool melody.
Speaker 10 (11:21):
I like that.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
I like that. It was good.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
All right, Well we'll start with this one. It's from
Connecticut where this ten thousand square foot mansion caught fire
on Thanksgiving because they were frying the turkey inside the garage.
When the firefighters arrived, Uh, they said like a third
of the house was on fire. Now there are some
good news. Nobody was hurt. Bad news the house has
(11:49):
been ruled in inhabitable.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah, yeah, sale, are there any ever success?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Stories with that.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
No, it always looks like a disaster inside frying, no outside.
I went to one where we did it outside and it.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Just sucked, didn't Yeah, well I have the number of
times some videos of the outside going wrong as well.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Yeah. They always overflow, Yeah, because they're dumb. Yeah, too
much oil, right.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
It spills over the top and there's nothing you do
about it. Yeah. It's like filling your glass full of
whatever the drink is and then trying to add ice
on top, right, and then throwing water on it.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Yeah. Yeah, not to mention they don't thaw. The turk
quest to find a good fry deep fried turkey is
still on.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Well you did have deep fried turkey for Thanksgiving, but
it's done, profession pick it up. Yeah. The Rockefeller Christmas
tree lighting thing happened the other night.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Oh I watched the video, I mean the broadcast special
that they had Kelly Carson.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Key of it. But it was a footage of a
different lighting ceremony, this one in Dublin, Ireland that went
viral this week. A ton of people showed up for it.
They counted down from five four, three, two one and
then nothing happened. Oh no, so they're like all right,
so they start counting over again. Five four, Okay, we go,
(13:14):
I got.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
It from the top.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Five all night and nothing again. Now, after about fifteen minutes,
officials announced that it wasn't happening due to some sort
of electrical issue.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
No count for nothing.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Counting down for five for fifteen minutes seems like a lot. No,
they did it twice. They waited fifteen minutes, tried to
fix it, then said effort working out an extension. Cort
Y next one from Illinois with this sixty two year
old guy. He was asleep one night. The name is Mark.
He was having a dream that someone was breaking into
his house. So in real life he grabbed his three
fifty seven magnum that he keeps next to his bed,
(13:55):
and uh, he brought it back to his dream and
he shot the intruder. Okay, but of course there was
no real intruder. It's just a dream. So the real
life person he shot was himself, right in the leg.
He was taking the hospital. They tended to his new hole,
but he also had another problem. His foid card, which
(14:17):
allows gun owners to have firearms in Illinois, had been revoked,
so the cops they charged him with possession of a
firearm without a valid license and reckless discharge of a firearm.
Both are felonies as discharge not only you shoot yourself helony.
Yeah so dumb yep. And then this is one of
(14:40):
my favorite stories of the week. It's international ones from
Thailand where this dude fell down a forty foot well,
this abandoned well forty feet down. Survives but he can't
get out, so he starts screaming for help. And it's
in the remote forest area, but there is a village
very close by where several people actually heard him, but
(15:01):
nobody came to help. Ask me why why because.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
They think the forest is haunted and they just assumed
he was a ghost.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Oh a holes, dumb, So he was ghost, right, say
that announced That sounds like something a ghost would say.
So he was stuck in the well for three days
damn before the cops were just happened to be driving
by one day heard him screaming. It took thirty minutes
for the rescuers to get him out. He was a
(15:29):
pretty bad shape, covered in bruises, head injury, broken stuff,
but they got him to the hospital and they're also
sealing up the well to make sure nobody else falls
in that's also.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Be able to still scream after three days of probably
screaming two days before.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yeah, you'll start sounding more haunted.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Well that's what he said.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
He said, you know that his his voice and his
throat was thrashed so bad that he would only scream
once an hour by the time they got to him. Yeah,
I just couldn't do it anymore. I'm human, I'm carbon based.
So we're gonna take a quick break, and then after
the break our Friday Morning Dumbass Contest the d u
(16:10):
i Q. So this is where Sea Bass has gone out,
talk to a drunk person, ask them some trivia questions,
and you, as the contestant who calls in here to
the Woody Show, you just have to guess if the
drunk person will get the answer right or wrong. And
if you can do that correctly two out of three times,
you're going to be a winner of a prize. And
so if you would like to be that contestant, if
you would like to play, give us a call now.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Phones they're opened up, but it's cleared.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Amount eight seven seven forty four Woody is the number
to call if you'd like to be our contestant for
our dumb ass contest the d U y Q eight
seven seven forty four Woodie will play next Will.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Show.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
So Menace is going to be out on Sunday. Just
FYI put it in calendar. If you'd like to win
a ninety eight inch TCL television, I would like him.
He's gonna be at Rock and Bruise in Buena Park.
That's this Sunday, five to seven pm TCL ninety eight
inch TV plus some other Woody Show merchandise. We've got
some prizes, concert tickets, them part tickets, all the other stuff.
(17:09):
That's this Sunday with Menace.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
Oh you want to play Psycho?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Can I be the helpless victim? No?
Speaker 11 (17:18):
Please don't kill me, mister ghost Face.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I want to be the sequel.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
This is the Woody Show, all right, Friday morning time
for our dumb ass contest. And today's dumb ass contest
is the CUQ. Yeah, eight seven seven forty four Woody.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
That's the number.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
If you want to call and be our contestant for
this round, maybe win a prize here eight seven seven
forty four Woody and Sea Bass. Do you want to
explain the way the game works? They're late, I sure do,
all right.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
It's done by me going out finding someone who's nice
and drunk and then asking them just the most basic,
easy trivia questions that are just obvious to every single
person with a fourth grade education and above. And then
you play the game by guessing, is this drunk person
so out of it that they won't know the answer
to these easy questions?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
You do that two times out of three correctly, and
you'll win, all right. Morgan tells me we have a
contestant named Chris lined up here on line umber two.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Good morning, Chris, what's up? Chris?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Good morning? All right, So you're gonna be our duy
q contest. Now again, you don't have to get the
answers yourself. You just have to try to guess if
the drunk person will get it right or wrong. Just
for funzis we are guessing with Sammy and Menacessie if
they will know. And who do we have here, Seabas?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
This is Roberto and he claims he claims that he's
not that bad off.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
But I'll let you all be the judge. Yeah, we're
using this clip, Chris as just to gauge just how
with it or not with it. Roberto is before he
gets the questions that matter.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
It is the duy q y'all celebrating anything tonight.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
No, it is just half fun as we can.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
What are you drinking to have fun tonight?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Jamison and coke? Six of them? That is nothing compared
that is seven or eight until I start feeling it.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Okay, So you're not feeling now.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
No, I'm not failing here.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
You're not drunk at all.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Not drunk it off? Okay, I promised.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
You that any anything else besides Jamison.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
You had Jack and Coke. Oh, well that'll do because
they are boring.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
What's boring Jamis and coke?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Jameisenico is the best thing for me?
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Alright?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
And coke?
Speaker 7 (19:21):
He leves Coca cola? Yeah yeah, and he had very
mixes it with various liquors. I couldn't quite figure out
which was the boring one though.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Right, maybe the Jack and Coke was born either anyway,
So that is Roberto. Now we're gonna get into the
questions here. You got a chance to win a prize
guessing correctly two out of three times if he's going
to get it right. Question number one for the d
u i Q. What position does Justin Trudeau hold? All right, Uh,
so let's get some guesses. We'll start with you, Greg Gory.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Let's go no to Roberto, No to Menace and Sammy
like you know what, triple no, triple no.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Kind of feeling that although I think that Menace might
get it, but I kind of got burned last time around.
I kept thinking that Menace is gonna pull it out,
and then you never Yeah, yeah, I'll stick with my
my initial gut. I'm gonna go no on Roberto, yes
on Menace. No for Sammy, I'm.
Speaker 8 (20:24):
Gonna go opposite of you. I'm gonna say no of Roberto,
yes on Sammy, no on Menace. However, I think Menace
thinks he knows it, but I don't think.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Okay, all right, so confident but yes, Sammy, no Menace, no, Roberto, Okay,
Sammy Menace. Do you think that he's going to get it?
All right? Chris, what's your guess?
Speaker 11 (20:44):
I'm thinking no.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
No. Question number one d U i Q.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
What position does Justin Trudeau hold? Menace QB nowhere confident No,
Sam is he a delegate? What team does he played?
Four minutes?
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Justin for the Bengals. The name Justin Trudeau doesn't bring
it up. I know the name, but I.
Speaker 7 (21:12):
Don't know why I know the name because what we
mentioned on the show No week I think it was
a week ago.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
It's French sounding, so you should have gone with hockey player.
He's a captain Prime Minister U delicate of no, a delegate.
Speaker 12 (21:25):
Of delegate of delegate yeah, lah, delegate parliament Parliament.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Is he part of Parliament? United Kingdom Canada?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Dude?
Speaker 7 (21:43):
Yeah, it's only part of He's only been doing it
for nine nine ten years now. Canada's part of what
it's the UK?
Speaker 5 (21:50):
I mean, uh what the British?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
What isn't they.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
He's not right, but he's not wrong.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Well they're involved in the government, right, you know, the
money's got a certain person on it.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Yeah, but that's that's about it. Let's just go with
Delegate of law. Delegate of law. All right, you don't
keep that, keep that Department of Education. The public schools
have failed us so tremendously. Okay, great? Uh so Chris
said that, No, that Roberto would not know. This is
(22:28):
if he's on the board of this first point here
in this round of the d U I Q. What
position does Justin Trudeau hold?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
He is the man, the myth, the legend, who I
believe will continue Republican for what I believe, all right?
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Such as, Oh my, I believe such as who will continue?
What is his title? He's the Prime Minister? Yeah, and
he's what was that? What was that? Chi uh? Miss Carolina?
North Carolina, South Carolina, South Carolina.
Speaker 10 (23:08):
Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate
the US on a world map.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Why do you think this is?
Speaker 10 (23:16):
I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do
so because some people out there in our nation don't
have that. And I believe that our education like such
as South Africa and diract everywhere like such as and
(23:37):
I believe that they should. Our education over here in
the US should help the US, or should help South Africa,
It should help direct in the Asian countries so we
will be able to build.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Up our future.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Or Trudeau hold, he is the man, the myth, the legend,
who I believe will continue.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Republican for what I believe?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
All right, at least he knew in the government, right,
at least you had.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
That, Chris, great news, You're on the board. You got
yourself a point. You're on the IQ, just need one
more in order to win. Question number two? Which state
is the Peach State?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
All right?
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Uh, I think we're gonna get a double yes here
in the studio, and I'm gonna say no to Roberto.
I am piggybacking on that, Greg Gory, I will piggyback
on the piggyback. Now, what if I interviewed Roberto in
the Peach State?
Speaker 7 (24:46):
What it's possible, Well, possible, I'm not saying, well, but
he might be that dumb.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
But I think that's that's something that we should know, Like,
you know, if that was the case, that's something that
we should know. Maybe I just said that to throw
them off. Okay, fine, so goddamn difficult. All right? What
do you think Menace Sammy? No, he won't know it,
won't know it.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
All right?
Speaker 4 (25:08):
What do you think here, Chris? Yes or no?
Speaker 5 (25:13):
I'm gonna go no again. All right? Question number two
d U I Q.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Which state is the Peach State?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Menace Georgia? Sammy, Georgia. The answer is Georgia. Wrong button.
Before we get the answer to this guy, I have
one question. Is this guy straight or gay?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
He's a straight person.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Okay, then that we'll get it.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Because also if he's gay, he might watch Bravo and
at the end of every Bravo show it says Georgia
Made in Georgia. It says that at the end of
every episode of Archer as well. Also, maybe he's a
big Cher fan.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Maybe let's find out maybe, all right? Question number two,
d u i Q.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Which state is the peach state okod Homa?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
And why do they have some peaches in Oklahoma?
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Because I've gotten along with them?
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Does he need medical attention? Chris?
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Congratulations, you are a winner, u i Q.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Easy, easy around. All right, well Chris, congratulations and a
hang on one second. We'll get all your information and
we appreciate listening the one show. Have yourself a great weekend.
Speaker 10 (26:21):
Okay, you too, you too?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
All right?
Speaker 4 (26:23):
It does anyone know for extra credit? What the what
the what the Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Manians, Oklahommnians Oklahoma's yeah, I mean, I mean.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Does anyone know?
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Question?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
You know, when he said what's the peach stack? Would
anyone else?
Speaker 8 (26:51):
I agree that the Omania the Oklamaniacs.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
No, they are the Sooners, that's right. Oh yeah, A
couple of college teams like the Volunteer State for Tennessee.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Okay, some reason. I was thinking, like, you know, so dumb.
I was saying, like, what's the fruits the state bird?
Speaker 4 (27:14):
All right? Question number three strawberry n d U y Q.
In what month was m L K born? He doesn't know.
You don't think Roberto knows who he is.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
I don't think in the state he's in, he's gonna
be able to figure out those initials.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
I will say man, no for Roberto, yes for both
Menace and Sammy.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Hmmm. I have a reason why I think they'll both
get it right. But I am gonna triple no.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
You're getting triple no.
Speaker 8 (27:51):
I'm gonna go on a limb for my girl, Sammy
and give everyone else in now.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Okay, Sammy, what do you think?
Speaker 5 (27:59):
I agree that will get it? And I just saw
it yesterday, but I don't remember it.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
You're saying you're guessing on They say Roberto now and myself, now,
I thought.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
You were a man of the streets. I don't put
it to memory.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
There should be a one out of twelve chance, no
matter what, YE take a guess.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Right now, all right, October?
Speaker 4 (28:24):
In what month was mL K Bourne.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
October is incorrect. Al Right, Sammy, January January is the answer.
We have a day off. I understand that.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Holidays just right after the holidays.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
And Sammy, Hannah's the calendar yesterday with all that day. Yeah,
that we had off, and I know I saw it
on there.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
It's Sammy who was the only one in this room
that believed in you. It was me, Thank you, Jana.
Well do you like you? Question number three? In what
month was mL K Bourne?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Okay, March seventeenth, nineteen seventy one, that is all I remember.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Nineteen seventy one.
Speaker 9 (29:02):
He was born, born, he died, he said, Patrick's Day.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
That's all I know.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
That's so weird.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Well that's how you play the d U. I Q everybody.
We'll take the break, We'll come back more. Woody Show
is next, then the Show Your turns in a second.
Speaker 9 (29:22):
My favorite radio show, The Woody Show.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
You guys are amazing, especially Woodsy The wood Show.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
So Greg was telling us a story about Gina too.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
She had some guys show up at her door trying
to sell her like a five G something yep. And
then Greg had that crazy lady. It was so weird.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
She knocked on the door, and she had a crockpot
in her hand, a hot crockpot, massive full of food.
And I opened the door and she just said hi,
I'm here, and I said hi, Hi. I was very confused,
and then she said, uh, I'm here, and she just
kept saying that. I said, who are you looking for?
The couple who lives here? I said, I live here.
(30:02):
The couple who lived here moved over four years ago.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Oh they did.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
But what they did well, the Armenian couple, I said, no,
they're not Armenia. The couple with one son, No, they
don't have a son. I think you just have the
wrong house. Do you have the wrong house?
Speaker 4 (30:19):
It was? It was, is anybody looking for an old
parent who's off their meds?
Speaker 5 (30:22):
And then she wandered it around. Uh so, just yesterday
I saw my neighbor. And you know how every neighborhood
has what I call the mayor of the neighborhood. This
guy has lived there for years. He knows everybody on
the street. One of those guys, they're comings and goings.
He knows who's married, who's divorced, how long they've lived there.
So I saw him and I told him about this
lady he said, that's so weird. There's no Armenian couple
(30:47):
with one son that lives on our street. So the
mystery continues. That's the latest on that, no idea. So
then I went back and I looked, maybe she's a
case in the joint, Maybe she has the wrong street.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Maybe she's a ghost. Yeah, maybe at.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Yeah, so I looked at the ring doorbell. When she
left my house, she just kind of wandered down the driveway,
looked left and right, and then continued down the street.
And I think she went to one more house at least,
but before they she's dead in the woods.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
But if the guy who knows everything about the neighborhood
doesn't know any couple like that doesn't exist, she is
something is it's a mystery, dude.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
The guy who lives at the end of our street,
he's a former he's a retired FBI agent. And so
this guy he knows everything. It's like just a hobby
of his to just I guess, just know everything and
you know, keep an eye on stuff support that. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
Anyway, guy's really cool, and I mean he'll tell you like, oh,
I noticed you're leaving for work earlier.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
These days, I like that, that's like my neighbor. And
by the way, you can't see my house from his house,
but he knows because his cameras will trigger as my
car goes by and he goes, oh there he goes. Yeah,
but like he knew, like when people's mailbox are getting
broken into. He had a license plate number, he had everything.
Does he have a job, No, he's retired. He's a
(32:06):
retired FBI. H Oh, there we go to your dumbs. Yeah,
and you know what, you know what, You're never gonna
do screw with him, right.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
And I like when neighborhoods have that person because they'll say, hey,
I think you might have left your garage open. Oh
thank you.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
I would have liked the always so when you left
for work. Well, I mean I kind of like it
just because I know that he's an up and up
guy at least. Yeah, And it's more from like a
security standpoint, like he's paying attention. Okay, he volunteer. Yeah.
But anyway, there was a thing yesterday. I was on
my way to go meet my wife and kids, and
all of a sudden, there's these cops everywhere. They have
(32:44):
a few of them lined up, like coming up the
one side of the street, at the end of the
street where you would turn off of that main street.
There was two other cop cars blocking the end of
the of the street, and five people lined up ready
to go into this house like swat five officers. They
weren't swatted up, but they they were just five officers
lined up getting ready to go to that Now, this
house every year puts up some kind of Christmas something
(33:06):
on every square inch of their yard. It looks crazy.
Kids call my kids called the Christmas Pig House because
they have this random Christmas book with a Santa hat on.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
Right. That's cool.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
Anyway, I would love to know what the hell happened there?
Is this a different house than the one that has
eighteen people living.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
In Yeah, this is not on my street. I was
leaving the neighborhood and on the way out, I passed
by this house that we noticed all the time, and
there were all these cop cars and a lot of
about five cops getting ready to go into the house.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
I was about to ask you, and now I realize
you've never been on Facebook, but a lot of neighborhoods
had Facebook community groups. They'll post like, hey, if you
saw all those cops here's what happened. My neighborhood has
that really Yeah, and.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Then there's a lot of those of people in my neighborhood.
I'm sure they got that somewhere.
Speaker 9 (33:53):
That happened in my neighborhood. One time to my neighbor's house.
All the cops were around it. They wouldn't let us
on the street, and we did all find out what happened,
and it turned out they had a whole lot of
stolen goods in their garage. Oh yeah, yeah, they got
around we found yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
So we have a mutual friend myself, Sammy and uh
and Gina Mark of course. Oh yeah. He he was
telling me a story one time, this neighborhood he lived in.
There was a house and the windows that the owner
had like painted them black on the inside and inside
he was did you ever hear the story? They were
doing circumcisions, they were doing like all kinds of other
(34:28):
like body modifications. Yeah, they were doing all kinds of
crazy stuff in this house, like nobody knew for the
longest time until they got busted. Yeah. You know they
have blinds. I know, yeah, but you don't but the
blind but when you're doing circumcisions off the books that
it was bringing their baby to get off the book brisk,
(34:52):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
It wasn't for baby, like, oh.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
It wasn't a certified moil from the Jewish community.
Speaker 13 (35:00):
No.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
They were doing like those crazy body mods Prince Alberts
and stuff. They were chicks getting circumcised. Yeah, like female circumcision. Yes, female.
So they were all kinds yeah, yeah, they were all
kinds of like really weird. I mean, it's weird enough
going to somebody in a neighborhood for a circumcision. Yeah,
I'm envisioning those tongue splitting yes, oh yeah, that was
(35:25):
the other one.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
They would they would implant horns.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Yeah you heard that part too, right, Yeah, no, thank you.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
It's like, what the hell that's your neighbor. This is
just why you just don't talk to your neighbors. I
don't talk, I don't.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
You won't know, and because then it won't bother you, you know.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Yeah. I like being neighborly, especially the guy that knows everything.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Wave is good. Smile.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I have one neighbor in my neighborhood that I have
the phone number and we communicate and that's about it.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
And then I wave to everybody.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Else We're gonna take a break. More wood He shows
next the show. I don't know. I can't predict the future,
but me it'll be something like, Yeah, the Woody.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
Show back in a bit.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
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now that we could tell you that cat is out
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Speaker 4 (36:35):
Very nice text message is just rolled in over to
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your crew every day and my mental health has actually improved.
So shout out for the laughing and for the music
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Speaker 5 (37:00):
I agree with Phil one thousand percent. Yeah, I used
to be one of those twenty four so you were
a news junkie and I was in a terrible move.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Yeah, what cost mental health. When I quit Cold Turkey.
That was so much happier.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
Yeah, so, Phil, You're on the right track.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Eight seven seven forty four. Wooding is the phone number.
Hit us up with a text over to two two
nine eighty seven. I saw this really funny clip now
the Kelsey's. I know everybody's really burned out. I get it,
I do, but this is funny. I do love Bill Murray.
I guess feel about Bill Murray. I think squerky as
hell interesting, Yeah, quirky. Yeah, I mean, but you like him?
(37:41):
I do.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Yeah. He's just a dude who marches at the beat
of his own drums. He doesn't even have a phone, like,
He's just a guy.
Speaker 5 (37:49):
Been in some of my favorite moves.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Yeah, and he'll just.
Speaker 9 (37:51):
Walk up to people eating a sandwich, take take a
bite out of it, and walk away.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Yeah. Everyone. We had dan Aykroyd in here, Yes, yeah,
so nice? Oh was that jealous?
Speaker 5 (38:00):
Was that earlier this year?
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Last year?
Speaker 5 (38:01):
I can't remember.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
It's all blendsed together.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
It was last year the UF. I'll tell you in
a second, because I got a photo earlier that had
been twenty twenty three. He came in here with the
Crystal Head Vodka.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Yeah, yes, I'm so jealous. Yeah. It was a great conversation.
You can find it. It's on our YouTube page. Anyway,
he told this great story about, you know, when they're
making Ghostbusters and you know, he had worked it out
with Bill Murray that he was going to be in
the movie, right the og Ghostbusters and the reboot stuff anyway,
and so they're all freaking out because it's the first
day of shooting. Nobody has heard from him since he
(38:34):
agreed to be in the movie, and nobody has been
able to get in touch with them, including Dan Aykroyd.
And so I was like, do you think he's showing up?
And then sure as hell, right on time, completely prepared lines, memorized,
ready to go.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
There's Bill Murray. Day one, just shows up. Just materialize this.
That's crazy. Yeah, it was November of twenty twenty three
that he twenty twenty three. I loved him in Stripes.
Thing that I like about Bill Murray He's weird, but
he's not a tryhard like correct, you know, like Jaden
Smith just tries to be weird. Who will Smith's can?
(39:10):
He just tries so hard to be with just.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Beat herself So Bill Murray was on Jason and Travis
Kelsey's podcast and they asked him about a story about
how you know Bill is friends with this guy's the writer,
he's a producer. His name is Mitch Glazer, and Mitch
is married to Kelly Lynch, who was Patrick Swayze's co
star in Roadhouse, And so whenever that movie's on TV,
(39:32):
Bill likes to prank Mitch when this particular scene in
Roadhouse comes up between Mitch's wife and Patrick swayzey and
here they are talking to This is on the again
the Kelsey Brothers podcast.
Speaker 13 (39:42):
There is a legend out there you used to call
the husband of Kelly Lynch who plays Doctor Clay.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Is this rumor true?
Speaker 13 (39:52):
One of the hardest things I ever had to do
was to call a friend and not without some back
in for it. Should I shouldn't I?
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Should I shouldn't I?
Speaker 13 (40:02):
And as a friend, I did not identify myself and
I just said.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
He as a friend. I think she would probably turn on.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
TVs right now.
Speaker 13 (40:15):
Because that's some of Pat sways slamming it to your wife.
Swayze many rest in past. There a lot of wonderful
things A beloved guy, but that was wrong what he did.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
That's pretty funny. Man, that's good. Can you imagine love it?
Every time somebody sees a movie that your wife is
in which is getting railed. Some other dudes say, hey, man,
turn on TBS. That is so random, and it's like
you must know, like a Bill Murray's calling that roadhouse
(40:57):
must be on TV somewhere. You know what I think?
From me? Yeah, eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you
can text us Friday check in is over to two
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Hit us up with those. You could share those with
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(41:18):
on over to two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
I did catch the game show that Travis Kelcey host.
Oh yeah, it's like a pop culture trivia game. Oh.
I gotta say he sent pretty good hosts. Really yeah,
it was pretty good. And I went into it thinking,
oh man, I'm gonna hate this. Yeah, but it was
pretty fun awesome. It wasn't just pop culture It was
just kind of a basic trivia. Okay, it's called the
(41:41):
I know, I think it's called are you Smarter than
a celebrity?
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Okay, yeah, I think that's that is right.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
So there's a panel of celebrities and comics and whatnot,
and then you get a couple of questions. You see,
if they know it, you can use them as a lifeline.
You can skip a question and whatnot. Travis Kelce, I
thought did a pretty decent joke.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
I'd like to go on that as obviously a civilian,
not a celebrity. I'd like to go on that. I
think i'd be good at that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
was answering along. It was fun. I'm going to fill
out the fame. Look at this another nice text. Y'all
are awesome. I've listened to the radio in a long time,
but now I look forward to your show. Thank you.
Happy Friday. Kitty from Lewisville, Texas. Oh Kitty, appreciate that.
(42:20):
All right, your check ins two two nine eighty seven
will be right back backing a bit.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
So.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
I don't have any kind of official word yet, but
I didn't float this out when we had the people
from Disney here last time that I think we're going
to be able to get our takeover back nice next year,
please yeah, oh yeah. So for twenty twenty five, we
had to take this past year off. I mean there
was all kinds of like budget stuff with Disney and
and so we couldn't do it last year. But I
(42:48):
think my fingers are crossed. I think we'll be able
to do The Woodie Show After Hours takeover again in
twenty twenty five. I think I should have some definitive
word here soon, but I'm hoping for this week. What's
the weekend forecast looking like Sammy Sunny today?
Speaker 9 (43:03):
I have seventy nine in the valley, seventy four for downtown,
seventy six for Orange County, and sixties along the coast.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
That's where they closed the park down. Except for what
he show listeners like, we give away all the tickets.
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
It's pretty awesome.
Speaker 4 (43:14):
Just saying it's the Woody Show Show got some trending
news headlines said, dude, great game last night Thursday night football.
Speaker 5 (43:25):
Anybody here watch it?
Speaker 4 (43:26):
I did not. I didn't know man Packers Lions, And
it went down to the end. It was like tied
at thirty one Lions, fourth in inches, and I just
assumed they were going to kick the field goal and
win the game. But Dan Campbell, who's the head coach
for the Lions, it's who I like, but he's kind
of an idiot. He loves to go for it every time,
(43:49):
regardless of the situation. Right, you just kind of know,
like they're going for games tied, Okay, games tied, there's
less I want to say. There was less than ninety
seconds or something around that. It was under the two
minute warning, and like the kicker is just ready to
go in and all of a sudden they're like, well nope, nope.
And I thought what they were gonna do because it
was fourth in inches? I thought, and I agreed with
(44:09):
Kirk Herbstreet and al Michaels, I thought, like, for sure,
maybe just trying to get him to jump off sides
get the first down, But no, go for it, and
barely because Jared Goff kind of tripped and stumbled, hit
his like like got down to a knee where he
handed the ball off and they got the first down.
Otherwise that would have been over, not over, but it
(44:30):
would have gone to overtime, where you could have just
kicked the gone up by three. Yeah, but Dan Campbell
loves doing that. In fact, he got in a lot
of trouble with the Lions fans at one point. Remember
they were threatening him and he had to get a
different house. Oh yeah, yeah, that's the dude, that's to do.
But yeah, so this they got the first down, they
took it down to like two seconds, kicked the game
winning field goals. The lines are now twelve and one.
(44:52):
They've clinched to spot in the Playoffsky.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
But it was.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
It was a good game for the Super Bowl. What
Chiefe's right? No? Really, no, I think the Chiefs are
so beatable this year. Well it's funny they have lucked
into so many wins.
Speaker 8 (45:07):
Well and as little as I know about football, which
is very little, I do keep seeing the score and
I'm like, did this just happen at the last second?
They just keep winning, just squeak, sneaking it out.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
I hate, I hate to say, I think I think
the Lions they just seem like watching that game until
the point as soon as I thought in my mind like,
oh man, the Lions just seem unbeatable, right, I was
texting our boy Jeff Garcia too like, the minute I
started thinking the Lions looked unbeatable, they started beating themselves
and that's what they do, Yep, that's what they do.
But I mean, they look so good. So I think
(45:40):
it will be the Lions. My heart would like the
Steelers obviously, and I think the Steelers have a chance.
Speaker 5 (45:47):
They do.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
Baltimore's really good, and of course you can't count out
the Chiefs, right, So those are the that's that's yeah.
So but in the AFC, one of those three teams,
I mean.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
They always fumble it, but people are trying to throw
in the Bills again.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
Well I mean the Bills. Yeah, but to see the Bills.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
I like the Bills, I do, and I would love
to see them win because I just want to see
the fans celebration.
Speaker 4 (46:10):
I like Josh, but the fans are crazy. They're fun.
Oh they dump through tables. I mean they're they're insane. Yeah, yeah,
they're insane, but just notorious chokers, big time.
Speaker 5 (46:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
And so that's why I don't put him in that
three because I think I think either one of those teams,
those three teams that already mentioned, I think any thro
those three teams can beat the Bills on a playoff game,
like in a playoff game, just because of the choking aspect.
I don't know what it is. They love to check
like Sean mcguard is a good coach. Josh Allen's great
and he seems a lot less prone to making stupid
(46:45):
errs this year.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
I don't know. I love this. He needs that win
this time of year.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
Dude. That story about the United Healthcare gettier. Yeah, and
did you see they released some more photos. Yeah, the
surveillance and like there's one where he doesn't even have
the mask on and he's kind of smiling like a chick.
But there's conspiracy theories and I know you love these, yes, yes,
what is it that they are? The pictures that they released,
(47:13):
because there was like two different ones where he had
the mask off, and they said, this is these are
different people. Look at the jacket. It's from two different
cameras in two different places, and they're saying it's a
different person.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
It's because of the color differentiation. You could see it
is the same person.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
But now there's the whole thing that all the FBI
doing right the throat like you know, and so yeah,
there's all these crazy conspiracy theories about how the FBI
knows something about whatever it is part of a big
cover up because it's a definite healthcare ceo.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
Yeah, it's definitely a professional that did it.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
I don't think so that could just say I think
it's a professional that did it because there was an
issue with the gun and they knew how to fix
it right away.
Speaker 5 (47:56):
Anybody who has a gun can do that.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
And the type of gun that was used in you know,
the extra maybe you have some input on the.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
Know, like it's not a professionals, Like here's I think
it's a guy. We have no gloves. He's putting fingerprints
on everything stores with a mask off the way the professional.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
Liam Neeson he is not.
Speaker 7 (48:19):
And you can but the place he shot him, you know,
professionals going what to to the chest one of the head,
hit him in the back of the leg, in the
middle insted.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
Here's here's what he is.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
A hired gun or I'll tell you.
Speaker 4 (48:32):
What My girlfriends all stuff talking about that it was
the boyfriend of the separated wife. They would have a phone, ladies.
He's pretty good looking, isn't he. Okay, the CEO guy,
the shooter, the shooter.
Speaker 8 (48:45):
He kind of has a chal woman.
Speaker 5 (48:49):
I thought it was a woman at first to anyway,
this is a guy.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
Anybody who's ever dealt with a situation medical insurance and
you're trying to get something covered and what was the.
Speaker 5 (49:01):
Three words that were on? Defend something and deny the deposed. Yeah,
so this is a guy disgruntled somebody, maybe him, but
somebody that he loves was denied coverage and he's been
battling with them, and so this is like a retribution thing,
that's my guess.
Speaker 8 (49:19):
How would they know where he was going to be
because he was going to a company.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
A weird time of day, like in the middle of
New York. You just know we're trying.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
To well they said the shooter was there like ten
days before, like camping out the place.
Speaker 4 (49:33):
Yeah, I just that's what it's got to be. I
did see.
Speaker 5 (49:36):
It's the most simple answer and it's probably the most accurate.
You can see.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
How good with you on that? Because of the Yeah,
professionals are gonna write words on.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
Yeah, he left a thousand clues. He'll be taught within days,
which is crazy to me. Like that's the stuff. I'm
really fascinated about it. Here's a guy who just disappears
into New York City fifteen seventeen. You have many million
people and like the Boston bomber guys, same thing. They
can piece together all this stuff and figure out and
you know, get a face out there and the figure
out where this guy is. We pulled Saddam hu Stand
(50:07):
out of a hole in the desert. The desert, Yeah,
looking for like, uh, what's his name? Osama Bin laden
up in like caves and crab Yeah, they find these
people drop in, Yeah, figure them out anyway. Anthem, Blue Cross,
Blue Shield no longer going forward with the plan to
stop coverage for anesthesia if surgery lasts longer than expected.
This was something that was floated out there.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
So this would mean that if a patient's procedure ran long,
the insurer would not pay.
Speaker 9 (50:36):
Yeah, but anything can happen when you're in surgery.
Speaker 5 (50:40):
So people started making jokes about being woken up mid
surgery to swipe a credit card.
Speaker 4 (50:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:46):
So Anthem in their statement, quote, we have decided not
to proceed with this policy change.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Oh okay, well this just happened at the doctor's office,
but the veninary office. The only thing I don't like
about it is like they constantly like, we'll give you
a quote on that.
Speaker 5 (51:00):
Give you a quote.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Does that happen to you?
Speaker 4 (51:01):
We'll give you like on something upcoming?
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Yeah, or were like any little thing that you want
to do with your animal, Like five seconds later, oh well,
we'll give you a quote.
Speaker 5 (51:11):
We'll give you a quote.
Speaker 4 (51:12):
My vet is very upfront with all that. There's what
the surgery will cost.
Speaker 5 (51:16):
Here.
Speaker 4 (51:16):
Don't you feel guilty asking?
Speaker 8 (51:18):
Like when I had that senior foster dog and this
was I mean I spent thousands in just a few months, and.
Speaker 4 (51:23):
I was like, am I allowed to say how much
is this going to cost?
Speaker 8 (51:26):
Obviously I love I don't want them to go, well,
don't you love the animal you spend any amount of money.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
That's the part that I do like. They're not like,
you know, wishy washy about it. They immediately three seconds
are like, oh, your dog has cancer, here's the quote
to fate.
Speaker 6 (51:40):
You know.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
So there's like no downtime in between. But I just
find it kind of weird that they're constantly quoting a
little callous Oh yeah, you're the best medication.
Speaker 5 (51:49):
There.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
There is a price, I mean, especially when you get
to it. It's like a reason they put people on
hospice or you know, a certain point. Just make them
comfortable and you know there's nothing to what it wells,
especially surgery. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I thought if you fostered
a dog, they covered vet, well it wasn't it wasn't official.
Do you know give me this dog? You are really
(52:10):
making it's life worse. Yeah. I mean you could see
where people lose their mind over this insurance stuff. It's
so frustrating. I mean because it's so baffling.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Because you get insurance, but every time you talk to
your insurance you're like, wait a minute, are you working
for me or for somebody else? Well, you know, like
every single like given car insurance, right you get an accident.
When they you do, like I don't know, an interview
with them, it feels like, wait a minute, are you
are do you work for the person that like hit me?
Speaker 5 (52:37):
Or do you work for me?
Speaker 2 (52:39):
You know, they try and find out any little technicality
to get you out of to deny.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
Yeah, to deny. This is what.
Speaker 4 (52:45):
Denzel was saying in the movie John John, That's what
I was going to say too.
Speaker 9 (52:49):
You're right, they do have specific things that you need
to say, though, Like when I was in an accident
once and they were asking me how it all went down.
I had to specifically word it. They were like, did
you see the other car? And I said, well, no,
we didn't see each other. That's how we ended up
hitting there. Well, then how do you know that it
was there? And I said, well, I saw shoe lanes
over before that, and they were like, oh, okay, you
needed to say that because if you didn't, I would
(53:10):
have no claim because I didn't see anything happen.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
Oh shut your face.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (53:14):
It was so crazy and what they end up charging,
you know, because they're just I mean, the hospital's gouging
the insurance company. The insurance company is gouging and trying
to figure out like how to deny you, Like they'll
take your premium, but for sure, God forbid you actually
have a claim. And then if you do file claim
with an auto insure or home insure, they'll drop you
or raise your race. How dare you use that? I've
(53:36):
understand like raising rates, like if you're a bad driver
you get in accidents or getting tickets and stuff. I
understand because you're more of a risk that I understand.
But like, okay, so I'm it wasn't even something was
my fault, but I was in an accent or I
had a claim on my house, so if something happened, then,
you know, not my fault. Now you get dropped. Yeah,
it's like I say, I had it so I could
use it. You use it like you're the bad guy. Yeah,
(53:59):
it's like I said, who do you work for? Exactly right?
Did you see uh they had a bunch of the
airline a holes Yeah in DC. Yeah, they were some
of the hearings that the clips of the hearings. Yeah,
so one of the things. And I didn't realize they
were doing this. But Frontier airlines I know from reading
about this testimony yesterday, they do a thing where they
pay the gate agents and the flight attendants ten bucks
(54:23):
per bag for each person that they catch trying to
slip by without paying the appropriate baggage fees. Why there
are such hawks about it? Yes, Like what do you care? Yeah,
because travelers are trying to carry too much onto the
plane because I don't want to pay for the check
bags and stuff. So I saw like this one woman
had this coat that had like openings on the inside
of us. She's stuffing all her clothes inside the coat
(54:45):
and she's got this giant Yeah, she's like marshmallow man. Yeah,
trying to get on the on the plane. Yeah. So
Frontier CEO was recently asked about this policy. He thinks
that everyone should support the idea because the people that are
busting or is he put they call them shop lifters Frontier,
These people are stealing and it's not fair to everyone
(55:05):
else who follows the rules. There was a recent investigation
the US Senate did that objected to the whole like
narking practice thing, and they're on the airlines. Part of
the testimony they just had was about like the the
algorithms to charge those seat fees, you know, for oh
you want an I'll see, Well that's an extra thirty bucks.
Why shouldn't it be pay what you want? Though? Like,
(55:27):
what's wrong with that?
Speaker 7 (55:28):
What do you mean why shouldn't I get charged more
or less for what seat I'm in?
Speaker 5 (55:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (55:32):
But what's the difference between like I like, if you're
in coach, Like coach seats should be coach seats if
you pay for first class? Yes, I understand, all right,
eight off, that's a thing, that's a commy thing.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
We are all equal and you don't get to pay
for a nice thing.
Speaker 4 (55:51):
We were an equal class. We're in an economy, right,
and you're paying for what I don't get there any.
Speaker 5 (55:57):
Quicker than anybody else. But yeah, this seat is exactly
the same. The seat is exactly the same size.
Speaker 7 (56:03):
The middle seats the same as the one on the isle.
And you got two fatties squishing you in there.
Speaker 4 (56:07):
I don't think so the seat itself is the same size.
That's not you. I've flown a lot. There's this is
like when you hear the restaurants they charge the extra
fee for so so we can give our employees. Just
work it into the price, right, we don't want to know, yeh,
Like okay, so yeah, so whatever the you know the
(56:28):
seat is aisle window whatever, Just okay, economy is this
much even though they do the dynamic pricing depending on
the day, Like the person you sit next to on
the plane could have paid three times as much.
Speaker 7 (56:39):
So showkay, So we're gonna make that equal U stalin.
Now do you do it? You get to do you
get to pay for like dependent on to depend on
what time of day it is or what time of
year it is when you buy your ticket?
Speaker 4 (56:48):
Does it costs more or less. Then is it just
one price like a buzz, like a trained.
Speaker 5 (56:52):
Because there's more, there's more demand for those those times.
Speaker 7 (56:55):
Interesting, people want different things at different times.
Speaker 4 (57:01):
No, I'm not understanding what you're saying, So you're what
you just said without the snarky.
Speaker 5 (57:10):
I think what you're saying is if you're willing to
pay more for a window seat or an aisle seat,
it's the equivalent of I need to travel at Thanksgiving,
for example, so that might cost more.
Speaker 4 (57:21):
Yes, but everybody's on the same flight. That is true, correct,
And so it's whatever that time is, whatever time of
year or theday. Okay, I think it's you're all an
economy let's just say yeah, right.
Speaker 5 (57:31):
But even American Airlines does that where once you book
the ticket, they say, now it's time to book your seat.
Pay Yes, this one's thirty eight bucks, this one's seventeen bucks.
And that's one of the things that they're and the
ones that are things that they're grilling them about right
are closer to the front of the plane their windows seats.
Speaker 4 (57:45):
But that's a first come for a survey. I'm hard.
Speaker 7 (57:47):
It's sad that we're in an era where you get
grilled about being a being a capitalist in America.
Speaker 4 (57:54):
Enjoy cube. But people see, now I see what he's doing.
Now I'm getting sorry. I wasn't getting now I'm getting
I think sorry.
Speaker 5 (58:00):
Rings that were talking about they were showing how different
airlines don't do that, So why do they do that?
And their answers for you know, incentivizing their gate agents
ten bucks per bag if it was you know, two
centimeters too big that they paid out twenty six million
dollars in one year to gate agents with these little
ten buck incentives. Yeah, and they said that you don't
(58:22):
have to. Delta doesn't do that. And then when they
said why do you do this, they said, well, we've
been doing it since whatever year it was twenty fourteen.
He said that, No, the question is why do you
do it?
Speaker 4 (58:32):
And spaces they give you like see if your bag
fits are smaller and small like folders. Yeah, but I
did see where there was one, Uh, there was one
where the bag fit.
Speaker 5 (58:43):
It had the handles like that what you could push
them down. They were just you know, they weren't like stiff,
you know, rigid handles tall. Yeah, and they're like, nope,
doesn't fit because it was kind of yeah right, it
was just kind of barely sticking over. The full bag
was in that.
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Compartment that happened in the game with kind of and
the woman was losing her mind.
Speaker 4 (59:01):
She's arguing with her, She's what are you look it fits?
No see, and then she take the bag and she
pull the handles up again and no see. Oh that's
it has to be flushed. But sea Best loves that.
Speaker 5 (59:13):
That's great.
Speaker 4 (59:13):
Well, I hate that employees are getting paid more. Sorry,
I'm kind of torn on this because.
Speaker 5 (59:20):
The's a concert out there that somebody wants to go
to and they cry because it's two thousand bucks and
they can't afford it. What do we say to them, Well,
then you can't go. True, you can't get everything you
want at the price you want, right, Like, there's many
things that I want that I can't afford, so I don't.
Speaker 8 (59:34):
Get standard for decades and now that's just being eroded
with all a cart for no reason.
Speaker 4 (59:39):
The one CEO and I apologize. I don't know exactly
what airline he was from, but he did say that
nobody who books a ticket has to choose the seats
that you know what I mean. I don't like You
don't have to pick your seat ahead of time. You
can just kind of randomly go.
Speaker 2 (59:53):
I have a flight with Spirit and it had asked
me all the same questions, Yeah, would you like to
sit here or here for this price? And I just
I didn't answer any and then eventually it just gave
me a seat.
Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Gave you They'll give you that middle seat, that wide, spacious, comfortable, desirable.
Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
More I could have paid and selected a seat morewood.
Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
He shows next, maybe.
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
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Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
Welcome back, am I look cut and gutty. They are
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some animal news.
Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
I know how much everybody loves the animal news around here.
Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Yes, the world's oldest bird just laid an egg at
seventy four years old.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Woa.
Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Her name is Wisdom. She lives on an island in
the Pacific about twelve miles northwest of Hawaii. She was
tagged back in nineteen fifty eight. It might even be
older than seventy four, but she has hatched more than
thirty chicks in her lifetime with multiple partners. She was
a horr bird, horror bird, but.
Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
Only seventy parents. I thought, like lived almost one hundred.
I don't know what kind of bird is this. I
don't know horror bird.
Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Lifetime, Okay, a wild bird wild Her last one was
in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Yeah, I got a clip. It does involve a fun accent.
By the way, this guy's name is Sean Dooley. He's
from BirdLife Australia, and yeah, he's talking about this horror bird.
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
This is quite extraordinary. This beautiful bird, Wisdom, as they've
called her. It was banded in nineteen fifty six by
researchers and she was laying an egg then and it
takes at least five years for them to be old
enough to breed, so she's at least seventy four. She
may be older. The general age of a Leysan albatross
is usually no more than forty years as far as
(01:02:03):
the researchers can tell, so she's an extraordinary creature because
you're a horror.
Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
It's a horror. Seventy four at least, that's pretty awesome.
Does eggs just fall out? Thirty eggs in her lifetime
sounds really low, Still pretty hot, she still got it.
Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
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Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
Please?
Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
Oh god, I have so many. This is something I've
been wondering since I was a teenager and being accused
of causing them. Are blueball is a real thing? Yes?
Because I then I heard they weren't.
Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
No, it's a real thing. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
I mean, I've been told that they're a real thing,
but I have never sard saw.
Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Yes, how I've experienced it. I've never had it hurt
like some guys claim. Yeah, it's like a grazing. It
feels good grazing. So here's here's how I could best
describe it. So let's say you get yourself, you know,
or somebody works you up right and like your body
is now in the motive, it's on. This is happening,
(01:05:21):
so it prepares right and all of a sudden it
shuts down because nothing, nothing happens and nothing was produced,
right yeah, yeah, yeah, the next time you get like
a rage or whatever, and so it just I think
it depends on the intensity of just how worked up
or turned on you are. But does it physically hurt. Yes,
Like I said, like a grazing. What does that mean,
(01:05:43):
there's a difference between being full on kicked and then
a grazing. Some guys will say that the kick is
worse or the grazing is worse either one like a
paper correct, yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:05:53):
Correct, Okay, for folks who don't have them, I would
say it's any kind of contact down there that's unpleasant
is most similar to a really hard gut punch. The
area similar lack of like yeah, almost you can't breathe
a little bit.
Speaker 8 (01:06:07):
Well, that's interesting because on a on another note, because
I have sack tap questions, but I always hear guys
say they feel it in their stomach.
Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
Yes, right, yeah, and that's what saying deep inside a
pain an a but not everybody feels. And by the way,
it's not like a it's not a constant discomfort or pain.
But you better believe the next time that you get
like a rod or whatever, and you're ready, like you
will kind of like feel this like sensitivity or almost
(01:06:35):
like a have your ball's ever hurt, Greg, just like
they have like almost a soreness to them or whatever.
And the only thing and the only thing that that
fixes that is a release.
Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
But I'm with metically, it's like a host. It's been kinked.
Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
I've heard of it my whole life.
Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
Ever experienced it, and I've never fully wrapped my head
around by.
Speaker 7 (01:06:53):
The way we've we've experienced wanting to release and not releasing.
That's not what we're talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Mental emotional, right, you still you still have it, like
it's like women who are horny and they don't they're
not getting it right. But it's I'm talking about a
medical pain. The blue balls are fake news. Your balls
never get No, they're never blue in color. It's cold, yeah,
but no, guys, it's it's a deep sad yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
A little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
So some get it, some don't, but it is real
to those. Yeah, it's a real thing. Okay. Yeah, Now
some people use that, especially as a younger guy to
your advantage. Oh well, you know.
Speaker 5 (01:07:34):
We have to your blue balling me.
Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
The hand, I mean right exactly, And you know what
I've I've had to resort to that in those situations.
It's not like well I'll just wait around. No, man, dude,
that's soreness and you know it will go away if
it's like you know, you feel better if you puke. Yeah, exactly, Yeah,
so same yeah, same kind of thing. Hard is just
let a guy hand, you know?
Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
Yeah, right, it's not difficult, true, and everybody wins.
Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
It's enjoyable.
Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
Does the how does the servicing party wind for the
fell one?
Speaker 9 (01:08:07):
Yeah, I'm curious if there's anything that girl is Like,
girls do that you wish was socially acceptable for guys
to do as well, but like, you don't do that.
Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
I've always and I have done it, and I've stopped
doing it. A man equivalent of a purse, especially like
going to a wedding and you're wearing a suit or
something like that, or in any situation, you have a phone,
you have your wallet, you have your keys, you got
your sunglasses, you got your nighttime glasses, you got all
this crap.
Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
But because you're a man, your carrot partner in a bag.
Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
I'd rather carry it all in my hands, and so
I have it in the bag like this shoulder bag
slash man purse for a while and then because of society,
I stopped using it. You can get away with it,
I could.
Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
But aren't you, like, aren't guys allowed to wear like
the crust body begs? That's not what the that's if.
Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
You're hip hop, if you're a hip hop douche bag.
And by the way, that'll change in two years because
they want.
Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
To just change. But why that's socially unacceptable?
Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
But what about a fanny pack? Can't even wear a
fanny pack a wedding wrestler, just in.
Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
Like a business situation, like if you're going into the office,
Like guys have bags, backpack things like that, but you're
talking about going to old wedding and you're going to
a dinner or something like that.
Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
So what would you.
Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Coordinate your bag with your suit?
Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
I mean I have two, so like a black one
and a brown one.
Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
You do, I sure do? Like when from when you're
wearing suits and stuff?
Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
I used to Yeah, I mean I saw, how do
you have these casual bags? I don't know you have
for the fancy occasions.
Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
For actual dinner, like a patent leather backpack. I mean
when we have events, I have to carry like a
little bag with it, right, because the one you're talking about,
I love that bag makes sense wanting to get you.
Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
I love your bag. I love that's That's a good one, Greg,
but I can't think of another one.
Speaker 9 (01:09:56):
Like did you ever like wish you could wear makeup
when you had zits in high school?
Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
Or something saying like did you like nothing like that?
Speaker 7 (01:10:01):
That's probably a good answer. I wish there were something
guys could wear that would like that's a good that
the girls have, Like these little stickers now, I want
to wear one of those.
Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
All the time.
Speaker 10 (01:10:14):
I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Adults don't know they're straight? Yeah, actually make a part.
I know they're definitely not. It's like a little star
or whatever, a little heart, and you put it on
top of this. It's got like medication on the backside,
like a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Okay, I like that for kids. Yeah, that's that's like
for for teenage girls. Yeah, well maybe when you.
Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
Go to bed at night you can put one on,
like to get rid of the Yeah, but they have
medication you can just put on true, but then you're
rocking a bloody gorys in.
Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
Is that a bloody goryse in like you you have?
Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
You can just take the medication, rub it on there,
go to bed. But that's so you're saying, adults, But
that smears. I'd like the idea of a product like
hopefully it's like a leather pass said, I'm getting messy.
But still that's a smart move.
Speaker 8 (01:11:02):
But yeah, well, I know no one's gonna admit this,
but I thought somebody would least say crying being acceptable.
Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
But I know a dude, a very straight dude who
loves every once in a while to put on a
pair of lacey women's underwear. No, that's he's not in
my house, by the way. That's exactly right. He's not
very problem look at a pretty girl. He just he
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told me in confidence that he'll wear him under his like.
Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
And he talks as well.
Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
Is right.
Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
He's not telling you a lot. Okay, we got some
more questions from the ladies, questions for the fellas coming
up here in just a moment eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can't hit us up with the text over to
two to ninety seven. Somebody on the blue ball things said,
I would equate it to a kidney punch.
Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Oh boy, bad for those guys, because I believe them.
But yeah, yeah, you just tugged one, and you know
you could be good. It was a younger man thing
like as an adult, I mean, I know it's happened,
but like it's not like a frequent thing at all.
So he said, blue balls are a build up. The
longer it goes, the more it hurts. I've had it
so bad that I couldn't walk until I released the pressure.
Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
Okay, then my follow up question would be then.
Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
Go go, yeah, you don't.
Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
What this other dude says. It's a myth.
Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
So not everyone feels.
Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
If you talk, because again, but Greg and I menace.
We never had to happen to it. You hadn't experienced it.
I probably wouldn't. I would probably think it was just
one of those things where you would just tell chicks
it's like it just a tip kind of thing, like
if it got to the point of pain, go jerk it. Yeah,
but there is there is a discomfort. There is, and
that's the best way you know how to describe it.
It's we'll get some more of these questions. If you
got one eight seven seven forty four. You could text us.
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You can text over to two to ninety seven.
Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
Be right back. Menace will eat something gross, he'll be hungry.
Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
In an hour. The Woody Show, He'll be right back.
We're back.
Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
This is the Woodie Show.
Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
And question for the fellas. We talked a little bit
about blue balls, and then Sammy had a question about like,
what's something that's acceptable for women that as.
Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
A guy you wish you could do?
Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
First, that was that was a yeah, Greg said, you
know carrying, Yeah, I mean backpacks all is acceptable, but
like you can't really wear a backpack and he could,
but the suit, it.
Speaker 5 (01:13:38):
Would be odd hed to show up at a fancy dinner.
Might they might risk you.
Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
I hate your homework. I hate dressing up so much.
I hate it.
Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
I hate I hate it. I know you look good.
I'm talking you're like a good looking guy. Well, yeah,
I think.
Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
It's fun, you know, and it's like it's just not comfortable,
it's very Do I own a sume?
Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
You got a random Yeah, that's exactly right.
Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
Yeah, because you never know what side of size exactly.
For the event. For the next question, let's go to Morgan.
Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
So Morgan what's your question question for the fellas?
Speaker 11 (01:14:10):
Okay, I'm struggling with how to word this where I
don't sound like a bitch, So forgive me everyone, let
it fly.
Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
I and maybe this is a reflection of myself.
Speaker 11 (01:14:20):
I see a lot of girls dating men and they're
not cute, right, and I see, oh, how did you
get him?
Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
Guys? Does personality really do it for you?
Speaker 11 (01:14:31):
Or do you like hit a stage in life where
you just don't care about looks as much and you
settle or so.
Speaker 7 (01:14:35):
You're saying, the guys are dating not cute girls, right, Oh,
maybe they're like.
Speaker 10 (01:14:41):
I know this.
Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
I've seen this a lot too.
Speaker 7 (01:14:43):
I see a lot of especially younger guys now, who
are younger, good looking, fit dudes with pigs.
Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Yeah, dude always been a thing in like the bodybuilding world.
Like the guys the bodybuilders, they were like crazy as
swall and that's then then they're always like again, this
is true, but that's not what Morgan and I are
talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
It right, this is a normal every good guy. I think, Yeah,
they're just.
Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
I think also, sorry to interrupt, but I think it
also might be the women that will be able to
deal with the Jim rat mentality.
Speaker 11 (01:15:15):
Do this is a regular guy, you know, like a
seven are up good tall, good looking dude. Right, but
you can just tell the girl does not either take
care of herself or not to be judgy, is not
hot enough for him?
Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
Right and again assuming no kids, because this is without kids.
I see that right now, young people, we're talking married
or not married.
Speaker 11 (01:15:34):
Oh, I'm like talking thirties and stuff. Yes, maybe they
were married.
Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
But I'm sinking with there's the couple married because it's
the you know some people they got together, they were
both Yeah, they were both like taking care of themselves
and then you know, one get married in one person.
Speaker 7 (01:15:45):
That's possible. But I get seeing young, young couples, so
a lot of them let themselves go. To answer Morgan's question, personality,
it matters, but not that much.
Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
You can That's what I thought.
Speaker 8 (01:15:55):
Yeah, like because you guys are talking about oh god,
I would leave her so fast for these dumb little
things exactly so, but that obviously it personally it does matter.
Speaker 4 (01:16:03):
You're not going to deal with somebody like it matters
for a relationship. It doesn't matter just for like a
casual dating thing. So you're out about see you're seen together.
It doesn't mean that this is like a long.
Speaker 7 (01:16:13):
Term ANSWER's questions. Some guys are straight up losers and
they don't know or don't believe that they could get
a hotter girl.
Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
That's one.
Speaker 7 (01:16:21):
What's one one very common thing. Number two, everybody's fat nowadays.
Robert Kennedy's been saying everybody's a fat pig these days,
and there's just not as much a supply out there.
Speaker 5 (01:16:32):
Again, a lot of people let themselves go.
Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
But again we're talking about young we're not talking about
fifty sixty.
Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
Yeah, even young people though.
Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
But I tend to admit the other way around.
Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
Where you have hot, famous chicks like uh, Heidi Klum
for example, she dates her dating resume is looks like
a bunch of homeless slobs. You know, I don't get it.
That's that's the real question. When you have a hot
woman dating some dorky look at Ariana Grande, Yeah she
has type.
Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
Said one four said I had a past girlfriend attractive,
but everybody else thought that she was fugly.
Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
I couldn't explain that.
Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
Oh it's from John just attracted pheromones. Yeah, I guess
questions for the fellas.
Speaker 8 (01:17:12):
Yeah, so when you put your pants on. Do you
have to like tuck in your junk like to one
side or does it just go where it goes? And
then I have a follow up question.
Speaker 5 (01:17:22):
I don't wear pants that tight.
Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
Yeah, our pants are not that tight, so that's not
even an issue. Okay, So I think most guys have
a preferable cerection like a tailor's like, what side do
you dress to, sir? That's what that means. I would like,
I don't know. I would say, I guess to the left.
Then it definitely falls to the left. Interesting, it's rarely
straight on really Okay? Well, then follow up. When you
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cross your legs, does your wien go under or between?
Across my legs? I crossed my legs like a do
it right now and tell me you guys, keep my legs.
Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
Like a figure four. Look it goes, it doesn't go anywhere.
Speaker 4 (01:17:59):
Yeah, guys would cross their thighs or not to be trusted. Okay,
but do it just for do it just for me
right now? Tell me where I just thought I can't
what like you're crossing? Okay? Yeah? But does it go
under or above? Above?
Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
Do you see what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
It's up top? I get it.
Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
I get it.
Speaker 8 (01:18:14):
It would be crushed yours just kind of yeah flops, Like, Yeah,
the wien is not the issue.
Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
It's my foot, my ankle is sitting on my knee
of the opposite lee.
Speaker 8 (01:18:24):
Like remember that story of a certain actor from a
certain sitcom that may have been the titular character sat
on his balls and had to go to the hospital.
Speaker 5 (01:18:32):
Yeah, Because I was just about to say, like, the
nads are the issue? Not correct?
Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
You can sit on your nuts, how long are they?
Speaker 10 (01:18:40):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
Because what happens is like you can it doesn't take
a lot of a twist to get it to where
like you don't even notice it, like in the moment
because you have jeens on or whatever, and like this
happens to be like sometimes in the car.
Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
Yeah do that was I was about to say the
same thing every single day. Yeah, And I always forget
that I'm crushing my nads when I'm trying to get
out of the building when I go in my back
pocket to get the the key card to you to
get out of the garage, get out of the garage, because.
Speaker 5 (01:19:07):
I'm always like shifting over.
Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Yeah, I'm leaning and squeezing my nats together with my
legs like getting the key out.
Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
So like my thing is like not necessarily sitting on it,
but it'll be kind of like because of the way
you're sitting, it's almost like twisted a little bit, and
then you don't realize it until you stand up and
you're like oh yeah, or like you yeah, you shift
a certain way while you're in your seat, and then
then all of a sudden it's kind of like a
like a like a no arm, like like a no arm,
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numb arm. I've never heard of that arm. Yeah, like
when you're when you're like limb falls this kind of thing.
You don't realize it necessarily at first.
Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Yeah, I'm I'm really big in some man spreading and
I know it's been banned in public.
Speaker 8 (01:19:52):
Well I've seen you guys, not you guys, but guys
in general walk and then like do like a side
step out when they walk?
Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Is that to like, yes, it's usually two adjust or
to let its way, yeah, because it might be stuck
to your thoughts.
Speaker 9 (01:20:06):
All right, the Sammy, I want to know what your
least favorite traditional gender role is, Like is it when
you have to go kill bugs or is it like
how you have to be protection, Like, oh, you go
check it out, Go look and see who it is.
Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
And you're like, I don't want to either, just because
I'm a guy.
Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
It's I can tell you that, and Gregg's is obvious.
But with the bugs, oh yeah, I'm in a household
with two men who are definitely time.
Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
It goes to Mario.
Speaker 7 (01:20:34):
What he agrees with this one is that happy wife,
happy life is that you can't you can't you can't
come to the logical conclusion of an issue because she's
going to be irrational and you just have to deal
with that.
Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
I feel like we had that pendulum swing from you know,
where the woman was at home waiting for the guy
with the slippers and his pipe for when he gets
home from work and just catering to his every whim
to now it's like we're tiptoeing, we're walking on eggshells.
We're supposed to feel like we should around our wives
or girlfriends, because God forbid, we quote get in trouble
(01:21:08):
so much. That's kind of self imposed, like why would
you allow that? Like, oh, I don't want to be
in the doghouse, like I would never because people do
feel like dudes feel pressure. That's a good point gene
and a lot of guys will that they'd rather just
back off. You need to have a little chit chat
with your wife and say, uh, cut the nagging, your
(01:21:28):
your lips to God's ears. That doesn't fly in my
house either, damn right.
Speaker 8 (01:21:35):
And I'm the one that's going, yeah, I'm sorry. I mean,
he's very logical, but there will be times I'm just like, yeah,
but logically you're you're off.
Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
The math is wrong. I love the silent treatment. Oh
it's the best, right, Yeah, you know my husband does.
He's really mad at me. He cleans, that's his way
of getting back at.
Speaker 10 (01:21:54):
Me, and.
Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
I think it's just his way to ignore me and
like do something, and I support it. Yeah. Uh, the
silent treatment rules. Yeah, that's great, comfortable. And then the
other thing is like that whole well, you know you're
in trouble. You're going to be banished to the couch.
They brought this up before, Like, I'm not the one
who's so uncomfortable or so upset that I can't stand
sleeping next to you. So if you have the problem,
(01:22:17):
like you get up and go why is that. I'm
a guy in previous relationships when I lived with somebody
if we were fighting, I would just go sleep on
the couch or in the other room. I would never
be like you out like that's weird. I'm telling you
I don't want to be in here. Well, we're not
talking or sleeping, so why can't we just sleep in
like your own bed? Like Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
To answer Tom Sammy's question, my least favorite gender role,
and I remember talking about this years and years and
years ago, is that I feel, and even though I
don't have kids, that the role of the father is
often so underrated. When you have a successful woman who
has a family and a career, she's always asked, how
(01:22:53):
do you balance family with career? Girl? A body acid
man that drew he's equally a father as she is
a mother or not. One man has ever been asked,
how do you balance family with careers? Fathers are like
just total nobody. Yeah, they're never like online posting about it, right,
like saying and then deal with And they assume that
(01:23:15):
the dad does nothing. When he gets he still wants
to take care of all the other generals, take out
the garbage, take care of the cars, take care of
the yard, and the kids.
Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
Women will complain about being objectified or whatever. In movies
or TV shows or commercials, Guys especially now are portrayed
to be dumb, idiots, morons. The dad's always an idiot.
They can't serve.
Speaker 5 (01:23:34):
Yeah, the husband's always a retard.
Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Like it's it's so because we'll take it, because it's
because you can make that's acceptable of us all day.
Speaker 4 (01:23:42):
We're not gonna go cry about it.
Speaker 5 (01:23:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
Objective guys are kind.
Speaker 5 (01:23:45):
Of On one of my favorite shows, a GT, like
when dudes come out to do some sort of stunt
and they all take their shirts off. The ladies are like,
we don't even care what you We just want.
Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
To see you without your shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
Imagine if dude said, yeah, god, I don't even care
what you do, you'd be canceled.
Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
Like men are always a double standard er. Yeah, look
into SeaBASS question on the text. Can Sea Bass clarify
what's not to be trusted of? Men who cross their thighs.
Speaker 7 (01:24:12):
We used to work with one of those guys, and
that's a self explanatory. They're just kind of like little wisps. Yeah,
they can't not to be trusted with, like manually responsibilities. Huh,
that means you, That means you. First off, you're not
doing you're skipping leg day if you can cross your.
Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
Thighs, it says something about the man.
Speaker 8 (01:24:29):
Yeah, okay, it's because I think it's kind of hot,
like if it really man crosses his legs, Yeah, crossing
thighs not legs. I don't know, Like like if you
see like John hamm Er Bradley Cooper. Yeah, oh yeah, no,
definitely with his nails out.
Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
No, no, no, no, I'm using my arm because you
can't see my legs.
Speaker 8 (01:24:49):
No, I mean like a regular proper like leg cross,
but like on a super hot guy. Like like when
like that, I'm saying, like when Bradley Cooper something, doesn't
interview him like okay, because it's like you're so confident.
Speaker 4 (01:25:01):
Oh, she is a theater chick. We're get to take
a break. We'll wrap up this whole questions for the
Fellas when we come back. Eight seven seven The Wood Shoe, Well,
we're going to wrap up this round of questions for
the Fellas, and we got a lot of feedback on that.
The last that will go around, Mark saying, like single
(01:25:22):
moms their praise is the best thing ever to walk
the earth. Single Dad's rarely talked about agreed. Everybody's like,
oh the mama bear. I'm like, well, you know, Dad's
do a lot. Yeah, exactly. So I have a question
for you. I don't know if you guys have heard
about this movement intactavism. If interviewed those guys several times, Okay,
(01:25:42):
of course it sounds familiar, but what it is again,
these are.
Speaker 8 (01:25:45):
The guys that lead the whole like anti circumcision movement
because it's wrong. Yeah, And I want to know, first
of all, do you get where they're coming from or
do you think they're dumb?
Speaker 4 (01:25:56):
I don't get it. I would not want to all
circumcise dong, so little people that are into this I
just don't care to follow. But okay, in general, would
you rather have the question would you rather be circumcised?
Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
It's your choice a circumcision, So I'm saying circumcision.
Speaker 5 (01:26:13):
Yeah. It's just it's a non issue because you grow
up a certain way and it was not your decision.
Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Who cares? And I don't remember. People go oh it's
so traumatic, Like I don't remember. Yeah, does anybody remember
unless you were an adult and got it, remember being
five years old?
Speaker 8 (01:26:28):
Well, I know somebody who did do it. As an adult,
so it's the most horrific thing he's ever been through
in his life.
Speaker 4 (01:26:32):
Yeah, I mean, guys get creeped out about vaseectomies, even
though I mean I went through one of those that
was no big deal. But the people get all worked up. Well,
here's one thing about it because of what's going on.
Speaker 7 (01:26:42):
Because I don't think I don't think that adult men
really know what's going on in a circumcision, because I
didn't until recently.
Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
Why don't you tell us?
Speaker 7 (01:26:50):
So it's not just that they make an incision down
the middle of the skin that covers that part. It's
that they then use that to pull the uh then
the sweater neck neck battie, and then they have to
then then they have to stitch the bottom of the
sweather neck to the base or else it would just
flap right back up.
Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
Oh yeah, I'm go do some kind of glue.
Speaker 13 (01:27:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
Yeah, I think we all learned a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
The mom had, like your hot you think about it
and if you if you had a if you had
a sweater neck and you just put her slip down
the middle, you have to pull it.
Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
You just tied down a big collar. Questions for the ladies,
would you do you prefer to see a circumcised or uncircumcised? Circumcised?
And I've seen both, and I'm not it looks like.
Speaker 9 (01:27:36):
I don't know if i've seen both, but from what
I hear, when they're exciting, you're the same.
Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
So I don't think it makes a difference. Your guy's
getting out of the shower, he's got his aunt eater penis.
Speaker 5 (01:27:48):
What about?
Speaker 4 (01:27:48):
What about all funny?
Speaker 11 (01:27:50):
So I don't have a preference because I was married
to a British guy, so he was on circumcize. So
the first time you see it, it's kind of like
culture shock, but then you get.
Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
Used to culture. Yeah, all right, anyway, thank you everybody
for your help. Thank you guys for candid. You know
what we try.
Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
We're trying to learn about each This is just people
need to learn about each other's better world.
Speaker 4 (01:28:10):
That's get along.
Speaker 10 (01:28:11):
More.
Speaker 4 (01:28:11):
Show is coming up, hanging on, show right back, Woody Show.
All right, Welcome back everybody, and a happy Friday morning
to you. If you're just tuning in, it is the
Woodie Show. I got some entertainment news coming up here
in just a couple of moments. Also, birthdays and port
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of birthdays in there this Friday morning. It's December the sixth.
It's National spot Show Day. Cold Soup show.
Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
You never heard a good spot show?
Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
No Spanish cold but it's cold. I've heard of it,
but I have I ever seen it anywhere in the wild.
Note I don't want to know cold top.
Speaker 5 (01:28:51):
Really.
Speaker 4 (01:28:51):
I've been to restaurants where they offer it offered sounds
National Microwave Oven Day something else.
Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
That meant it doesn't like I'm not a big fan
of microwave.
Speaker 4 (01:29:02):
I wouldn't have pegged you for a non microwave guy.
Speaker 5 (01:29:05):
I prefer oven or air fryer.
Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
I don't even air fry really. I love the air
fry oven or just a little oven on your I
was arrival for the air fryer hype Okay, but man,
do I love it. It's it's fast as yeah. So
instead of having to heat up the whole oven or
even a toaster of it, this thing heats way faster.
(01:29:29):
You either want to do air fry or you do
the regular bake or what, yeah, road so much faster.
Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
I'm almost sold though, on that Ninja crisper that.
Speaker 5 (01:29:36):
I brought up before.
Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
That isn't it just an air fryer.
Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
Yeah, it's a different version. It sits on top of
a plate because.
Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
My danger in it and it's big, like so I
have a pretty good capacity too small. Yeah, mine has
two drawers.
Speaker 10 (01:29:52):
It does.
Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
It's pretty great. Wow, here's the question, because I see
things every once in a while now where they're trying
to equate air fry they'll call, well, that's a total
air frier user. It's like a white trash. Yeah, you're
kind of trashy. I can see that.
Speaker 7 (01:30:09):
Because it is it's the flavor of the month appliance essentially,
or flavor of the past couple of years.
Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
Uh, it is.
Speaker 4 (01:30:17):
It is just a convection ovens. Sorry people, sure.
Speaker 5 (01:30:20):
Right, but not all ovens are can have the convection option.
Speaker 3 (01:30:23):
You know.
Speaker 7 (01:30:23):
I agree, But like mine does the secret legal office
up and I have this convection. You know, it's it's
the it's the George Foreman Girl of the two thousands.
Speaker 4 (01:30:30):
Essentially. It's way more useful, though it does. It's way
more It's better than what was the I never flavored
the Monk. I have the sous V. When everybody wanted
to this crap, I never bought the SUV. But The
only thing I don't have is the air the food
dehydrator that I wanted.
Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
Yeah, I mean did you look up this Ninja Crispy?
Speaker 5 (01:30:53):
But yeah, I mean it is.
Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
It's literally an air frier is just a little different
set of so the air frar I feel like air
frier microwave and then like like a like a burn
like a stove tip.
Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
That's all you need.
Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
It's literally all you need. Yeah, you don't even know.
Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
You don't need to need it.
Speaker 4 (01:31:05):
Yeah, if you're making like a big roast or something, Yeah,
if you're roasted making, you could do cookies in the
air fire. What about your turkey?
Speaker 5 (01:31:13):
What about your frozen?
Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
I'm saying like, if you had like a really like
if you have like a small kind of real small
studio like you see some of these New York City
studios or whatever. Dude, just man, you could be just
you or whatever.
Speaker 7 (01:31:24):
You're not cooking for family a banquet? Yeah, do you
think what he could fit the number of cookies he
wants in an air fry? No, not in one batch.
Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
No, it's National Pawnbroker's Day. It's put your own shoes
on Day? Is that an issue accomplishment? Well? They get
those the sketchers slot on limons, slip it. Yeah, see
those commercials all the time, Like we might get there
at some point. It's a World Trick Show Day and
(01:31:53):
Saint Nicholas Day, and this is one of these things.
I'd never heard of Saint Nicholas Day until I met
my wife, and then my wife is all big So
the kids get a present on Saint Nicholas.
Speaker 5 (01:32:02):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
It's just there's all these dumb little things that I
had no idea about. I think that you put money
in the shoe or like there's there. It's like one
of those dumb old timey why create more gifts for
your kids? Exactly right? I said, literally, Christmas is coming
up in a couple of weeks. Yeah, lose a tooth
if you want money so bad? Right, what are we
talking about it? Don't they good?
Speaker 5 (01:32:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:32:22):
Thank you?
Speaker 9 (01:32:23):
Well this one out of German holiday, the Saint Nicholas Day.
Speaker 5 (01:32:25):
There's different cultures that do different things.
Speaker 4 (01:32:27):
Close your wife is appropriating.
Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
Don't they have like Boxing Day or something like that
to the day after Canada the twenty six your stuff?
Speaker 4 (01:32:37):
All right? So remember how we heard they were selling
off those replica batmobiles for three million bucks apiece. Well,
we now know one person who's got one. Yes, well
who's getting one? He doesn't have it yet. Cincinnati Bengals
quarterback Joe Burrow. Yeah we out here. Why do you
celebrate all the douchiest people?
Speaker 7 (01:32:55):
First off, Joe Burrow, you just don't like him because
he's not on your team and he's in your division. No,
he's a douche He's a national champion. He's almost a
super Bowl champion and almost. He seems like a pretty
clean hole. Like the big chains and the big cigars,
like his first year in the league like that, that's
so douchey.
Speaker 4 (01:33:12):
He was joining fun. No douchey like he likes all
the douch Mega Bros.
Speaker 5 (01:33:16):
Mega bro.
Speaker 7 (01:33:17):
Yeah, Joe Burrow, you have my Dan Bills area and
he's gone. I'll turn out my love of Dan bils
Aian is right. Dan, he's getting a little weird. But
myself and Joe Burrow, we could like have we could
go out on little dates. He can have his batmobile.
I have my tron cyber truck.
Speaker 4 (01:33:33):
Eon wants to come. He is certainly welcome.
Speaker 5 (01:33:36):
Always tryad so.
Speaker 4 (01:33:38):
Joe Burrow, he mentioned this on this week's Hard Knocks.
They just started their in season edition focusing on the
AFC North, So of course I'm watching that Max is
going to start cracking down on password sharing next week,
beginning with very early gentle messaging. It's how they put
him directed at the high usage users. They also say
the filter to determine who is likely sharing a password
(01:33:59):
and who maybe just you using an account at a
vacation home or out of town, you're at a hotel
or something that will be refined until it really begins
to kick in in the back half of twenty twenty five, Menace, is.
Speaker 7 (01:34:10):
There a good way to set up a VP and
let's say you want to share your Max password with
your cousin who lives across the country. Yeah, but is
there a way to give him a VPN to your house?
Speaker 6 (01:34:19):
Essentially, I would think so that you can at least
pick the same location right that way an the room right,
because that way then their detectors wouldn't say, oh, this
guy isn't isn't in wherever Menace lives.
Speaker 4 (01:34:31):
Yeah, here's what Diddy's first Christmas behind bars will be, Like,
Oh jolly, it doesn't sound as bad as you think.
The federal jail he's at. They offer several options to
play sports like three on three basketball, soccer competitions. They
have some games, card games, dominoes, other things are going on,
and a special holiday spread as they play, which includes
(01:34:54):
baked cornish hen macaroni and cheese, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls,
and they quote holiday desserts go to jail. Not bad
for being in jail.
Speaker 7 (01:35:05):
Yeah, although corner shens is one of those things that
sounds way better than it is, just like chicken. Yeah,
it's like cradles were way more work than now.
Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
If you're the other inmates, are you treating Diddy with respect?
Like are you making them your ba?
Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
No?
Speaker 7 (01:35:21):
I think I guarantee. Hey he has hired guns in there,
He's got guys he's paying off.
Speaker 8 (01:35:25):
Oh yeah, well it was even like Cosby like giving lectures,
like everybody wants to buddy up to these guys.
Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
Yeah, well Bill Cosby, like yeah, every kind of although
all the all the kind of bad dudes, like the
Street Dudes for a while, like he was on their
ish list because oh yeah, he was like he was talking,
he was ripping about like you know, busting a sag
in the pants things like that. That is true, bust,
I remember busted. That's that's throwback, like it's on the ground,
(01:35:52):
it's on the ground. I remember that. That's what your parents,
that's what it was called back in the day. Yeah,
a little catch you out there.
Speaker 5 (01:36:02):
Yes, it was what old people would say.
Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
What he has funny phrases.
Speaker 8 (01:36:06):
When he saw me tried to get around another car,
He's like, I saw you try to shoot the corner
over there.
Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
I say that you did it? Maybe laugh so shoot
the corner on the.
Speaker 8 (01:36:14):
Phone when I did not say that I was dying,
I've adopted that phrase.
Speaker 5 (01:36:19):
I never said the phrase shoot the choir. I've never
heard that.
Speaker 4 (01:36:23):
I would be where to go? Very random? You know
what would you lie about? That would like how I
misremember half the you know story? I get half it right,
like I remember what you're talking about. I don't know
that phrase shoot the corner. I was dying laughing. I
loved it. It means, Gina, you were being all twenty
three could do.
Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
Old people used to say bust a sag or low
riding in your pants, but it's just called sag.
Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
I remember in middle school and very early high school,
like that's what kids are saying, like I do, I
don't know. Well, we weren't doing we weren't living in
the streets like menaceotas sagging. Yeah, sagging, damn oh yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:37:01):
We all got in trouble for sagging. It was part
of the dress code, no sagging because yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:37:06):
Journalists asked The Rock if he ever has fun, and
people think his answer was kind of sad. The interviewer
asked a question and The Rock thought about it for
a minute and then said, give me an idea of fun.
You mean, like and the anybody's like, you know, what
do you do for fun? And he thought about it
some more and he said, kind of laughing uncomfortably, Yeah,
that's that's the thing. I got to think about that.
(01:37:27):
And then after the interview, The Rock admitted that the
question made him realize that he needs to make more
time for something that's not work or doing promotion or
like things that have to do with work, where it's
literally like you just doing something just for no other
reason other than you just want to do it.
Speaker 5 (01:37:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:37:45):
But yeah, but that is fun for me.
Speaker 5 (01:37:47):
It might not be fun for others.
Speaker 4 (01:37:48):
What I think they're asking the Rock is, what do
you do when you're not working. He's like, I'm always working. Yeah,
and so and so he said that it really kind
of stuck with them, and so he he just spent
some well deserved personal time at home, did he yoo?
He kind of yollow, But yeah, I thought that was
He was like, yeah, you know what, that's a great question.
(01:38:10):
I don't know what a dumb question?
Speaker 13 (01:38:11):
You know.
Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
I hate getting the what are your hobbies question? That's
the worst.
Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
Asked that yesterday and I didn't know what to tell
are your hobbies?
Speaker 5 (01:38:18):
Well? I had to for some and I was like,
oh crap, I got to come up with hobbies for what?
Speaker 4 (01:38:25):
And for great hobby is not having a hobby. He
gave up on me and just did you come up
with it?
Speaker 5 (01:38:29):
Thank me?
Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
I I just we're still new to this relationship. So
I had to pick three things. So for what he
I just picked, uh, sports, aviation and home improvement.
Speaker 4 (01:38:43):
What did you do for Greg wine.
Speaker 5 (01:38:46):
Wine?
Speaker 12 (01:38:47):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:38:48):
Was it home decor kind of thing? And men like dogs?
Speaker 8 (01:38:53):
Or mine is beast reality, hardcore party, drugs and animal husbandry.
Speaker 4 (01:39:00):
That makes a lot of sense. Yeah, yeah, the question
is what's for dinner? What are your hobbies? The worst,
two worst questions. I hate those questions. Birthdaysay, we're gonna shiver,
we're gonna sit. She was like, it's say and you
know we don't do. And starting with the celebrities, Happy
(01:39:21):
birthday to Judd Apatow, the comedy writer director. He's fifty seven.
Johnny Manzel, there is another douche surprise you don't worship
at the altar of Johnny Monzel sucks? Oh because he's
not successful right now?
Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:39:33):
No, because he always sucked. And see you always think
he sucked because he seems like in his heyday, like
when you're still playing college ball and when he first
got drafted in the NFL. Think this would be a
guy that you would see what you talking about Joe
Burrow because he's super due, she's super broke.
Speaker 7 (01:39:50):
This is the problem for what he is. He doesn't
understand the subtleties of cool guy versus douche as I do. Okay,
I'm gonna need a breakdown on ye all breaks down?
What's an actual?
Speaker 4 (01:40:00):
I would love that. Johnny Manziel's thirty two years old today.
I'm sorry, Johnny Football. Sarah Rafferty, who was Donna Paulson
on suits I know everybody's like rediscovering suit. That show
is like one of those shows. It was out for
a while ago, all of a sudden. Yeah, fifty two
years old, menace. I know you're very excited. A boogie
(01:40:20):
would the hoodie? Yeah, is twenty nine years old either.
Joe Beth Williams, who was The Mom and Poultry Guys
is seventy six. Peter Buck from Ram is sixty eight.
And Greg one of your favorite comedians of all time,
Steven Wright. It's his birthday. Yeah, I guess how old
he is. Let's go with sixty nine. He's sixty nine birthday, Yeah, Greg,
(01:40:46):
Your part of birthday today is Charlotte Cirtra. And here's
a fun fact. She has the word urinal tattooed inside
of her lower lip. No, that's pretty odd. Was a commitment? Yeah, yeah,
that's pretty high.
Speaker 5 (01:41:01):
Last name.
Speaker 4 (01:41:02):
She looks like she has eggnog mustache. In six hundred
and forty six fine adult films, including Pigtailed lesbo Sluts
Lick each Other. Oh yeah, she was in Charlotte Edges
Him to Insanity. Oh yeah. Also Three Hotties Tease and
Destroy You, Volume one. She was in Chastity Belt orgasms. Okay,
(01:41:25):
here's one pegging my husband until he cries. And who
can forget her unforgettable role in demonic anal violation is
to sacrifice the evil spirit requires she ever heard that
brevity is the soul of what?
Speaker 7 (01:41:39):
I'm not sure if she's coming up with the titles.
You want to guess what The number one item on
her Amazon wish list is? What mister coffee atom had
a coffee maker?
Speaker 5 (01:41:46):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:41:48):
Oh, you need something to get the taste out of
your mouth like a hot cup of coffee. Yeah, they're
just regular people thirty years old today, and that is
your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is a
Friday morning look of what's happen in the world of entertainment.
Here on the Woodie Show, We're gonna take a quick break,
more Woodie Show. Next hang on the Woodie Show. We'll well,
that's gonna do it for this hour. Oh, that will
(01:42:11):
do it for today's show, and in fact, that's gonna
do it for the week. The week is over. You
know what I gotta say, Coming off a holiday weekend
where we had a nice long break. Yeah, coming back
this week I thought was gonna drag did not drag.
Oh felt good.
Speaker 5 (01:42:28):
Yeah, I felt like we made it through it pretty quickly. Anyway,
good clip. Time to wrap up the Friday Show.
Speaker 4 (01:42:33):
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finish the Andrew Dice Clay nursery rhyme. That made my week.
And we put the uncensored version of what we did
and Sammy try to guess how theous nursery these Andrewdized
Clay nursery rhymes would end. We put the uncensored version
on the end of the Wednesday podcast.
Speaker 5 (01:43:13):
So Sammy has a filthy mouth and mind.
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Please remember that if you drink every day, you're an alcoholic,
So just drink at night.
Speaker 4 (01:43:46):
Still on a daily basis day drinking gets a bad
rap during the day.
Speaker 5 (01:43:51):
Yeah, yeah, so much better.
Speaker 4 (01:43:53):
Life hack. All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for giving the Woodies Show some
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guys can suck it. We'll catch you back here on Monday.
Have yourself a great weekend. SMD double m bye, a
great Friday.
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You mother,
See what is the dune to the graphic nature of
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Listen to this question.
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The Woody Show? Is the Woody Show?
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Insensitivity Training.
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Class is now in session.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I look at that nice and quick. It is December
the sixth, twenty twenty four, ladies and gentlemen. Even after
a long holiday break, we came back and today already Friday.
Can you believe that, Sea Bass?
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I mean, suspend your disbelieve it is the Holy Show.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Welcome.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I'm winning.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
That is Greg Gory HYI Woody man, It's good morning
to you, and a happy Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
I'm a Friday Wooding.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
There's Gina Grady Friday, Sea Bass. On a scale of
one to ten year, disbelief that we made it through
the week this quickly.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
It's fifteen fifteen.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
There's Sammy, we got bored, we got Caroline Morgan's here,
Vaughn's here. It's Friday. Welcome to it. It's the Holy Show.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
All right now.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
It's official. Phones open eight seven seven forty four. Wooding
text us over to two to nine eighty seven. The
goal this morning, get through the morning into the weekend
as quickly as we can Friday fail stories, our dumbass
contest will be the d u i Q got a
lot lined up for you, despite the fact that since Wednesday,
ratings haven't counted at all. Oh no, and yet we're
(01:52):
still here. I just want you guys to know. This
is like when I make sure that the bartender sees
me put the tip in the cup. That's we want
full credit it. Yeah ago, Oh no, I was gonna
say again, are we the only show like Live Again?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
During around No, No, we're off now. We try to take
When we take time off is typically in the times
when most shows for the bigger holidays. Yeah, so everybody's
kind of at the same time this time of the year.
So as of Wednesday, none of the ratings count until
I think it's January sixth, yeah or something like that.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Yeah, that's like that being said, we can't just like
not do a show because people will leave and we
have not come back.
Speaker 8 (02:30):
All right, But we can do shows that are insanely
unpredictable and don't care what happened.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, I mean we care, but at the same time,
like we can we can be a little loosey, goosey
free form.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Jazz my guy.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yeah, yeah, brother.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Well the you know, the year went by and these
things happen, like you get reminded of, like, man, what
even happened this year? And there was this this thing
I saw the pop culture events of twenty twenty four,
the Willy Wonka Experience events.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Remember it.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, it's like a table awful people getting crazy and
fighting over Stanley Muggs, Stanley Cuffs Gypsy. And Rose was
still with her ex husband when the year started. Remember
when she got defended in by saying that the d
was fire it relationship. I thought it would go to
the distance. The Alaska Airlines flight where the door flew
(03:19):
off mid flight. That was this year. When did that happen?
It seems like way longer than a year ago, does
it a couple of years ago? That was all the
way back in January. Ryan Gosling's surprise face also became
an instant meme when I'm Just Ken won the Critics
Choice Award and then the I'm Just Ken Oscars performance
that happened in March. Yeah, his filler almost popped out.
In a rare bipartisan move, the House passed to build
(03:41):
a ban TikTok back in April. Who knows that that's
going to actually go through dog, I said, well, no,
it was. It was supposed to happen. I guess take
effect in January, so after the holidays, like what it's
supposed to take effect. It wasn't going to take effect
right away. They had between whatever they passed it and
I think January to either sell it or do something. Yeah, diabetic.
(04:02):
I think everyone forgot. No they didn't, because I just
saw an article about it the other day. They're wondering
what Trump is going to do with because he wasn't
in favor of it. I guess when the when the
thing first.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Passed China, China, you gotta check the investors, Elmo before
you shut down this year traumatized a bunch of people
with a simple tweet that just said, Elmo is checking in.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
How's everybody doing? Oh yeah, And it didn't go so well.
It got real depressing, real fast, because all these adults
are like talking to Aimill Elmo. Well, you know, not
so good. It just got diagnosed with you know whatever.
The Chiefs won the Super Bowl again, yay. Taylor Swift
was there with Ice Spice and Lana del Ray Usher performed.
It was totally forgettable. I'm wearing my Chiefs shirt to
commemorate Kendrick, Lamar and Drake. That was the thing this year,
(04:45):
all those Kate Middleton missing theories.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Ow'd you like those those those vultures, the vampires who
were just spreading gossip left and right about that woman.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Those absolute scumbags.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
Well it was their own They're posting photoshop pictures.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
And then.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
It was like I was bored.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Sammy was way into it.
Speaker 9 (05:05):
Oh, I was so into it.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Yeah, this way into the cover up was strange. You
participated a bit. Yeah being missing.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yeah, you remember that she was going through cancer treatments
and stuff, and people were like, oh, is she?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Is she dead?
Speaker 9 (05:21):
Is she We didn't know that yet. They didn't announce
that she had cancer. She just kind of disappeared. And
then wasn't that any appearances. They were posting these fake
pictures of her, and it was so strange.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
You had the Chicago rat hole that became a national
monument this year. So it was like they had poured
some concrete. I guess some rat got stuck in the
concrete eventually got out, so people there was like a
rat imprint. You don't remember that.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yeah, people were like filling it with stuff. Oh I
thought that was fake. No, it's real.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Look at that.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
And then the city of Chicago actually went and I
guess they they redid it. So they got rid of
it because it was too much of a distraction.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Like big deal, they got over it.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah, dumb uh. You had the paras Olympics, the break
dancing ray Gun yeah, may gun baby in Australia. I
still don't know what it is. But the skimmitty toilets
skipbitty skimmy, what is it? Three day that it's so
not sigma. Bro, that's skibbity toylet Ohio. That means it's
like domb and bat. Okay, So I my daughter will
(06:18):
use sigma, but I don't think because the way she
used it, the context can't be right because no, sigma's good.
It's what the sigma? Yeah, what the sigma is?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
That makes sense?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Sigma?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yeah, I hear it. Ever, Okay, so that all you
know what it is.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
It's like twenty years ago when Tim and Eric we're
being absurdist, and all the other kids back then thought
they were being cool by quoting Tim and Eric.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
It's just that, well, these are little kids that are
trying that are like cause playing as teenage.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
Yeah, I learned about Skibby toilet from a five year
old last week.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Okay, Uh, the Trump assassination attempt, that was a big
story this year obviously. Then Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez,
they were at the Golden Globe, but a look on
his face, you know, Ben was dropping some hints about
how things were going. Yeah, he always yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
And then when Jaylo realized the camera was on her,
the big really Oh.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
My favorite was the one where they were walking back
to the car and he like opens the door for her,
like he just looks, yeahs, like just kind of throws
the door clos It's like slowly walking around to the
other side, like, god, damn, we broke up for a reason.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Twenty My favorite story of the entire year is when
New York City acted like garbage cans just got invented.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Yeah, that's your favorite story, Prescot.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, yeah, they had a huge this is how you
do it guys, that's.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Your favorite story of the year.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, it's called garbage Cans eight.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Seven, seven forty four.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Woody hit us up with a Friday check in on
the text over to two two nine eight seven. Well,
take a quick break. More Woody Show is next. Hang
on back in a few.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
In the meantime, have an existential crisis the show.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
What's Up?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Woody Show Podcast listeners, It's menace. Check this out Tomorrow,
December seventh, from noon to three pm. I'm gonna be
a Swavecito Headquarters and Santa Anna from noon to three
pm doing a bunch of giveaways.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
It's all celebration of the collaboration with Star Wars.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
It's huge.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
But speaking of huge, if you cannot make it to that,
check this out Buena Park Sunday, December eighth, five to
seven pm. I'm gonna be at Rock and Bruce doing
a TCL television viewing party. I'm giving away a ninety
eight inch TCL television five decemn pm and Buena Park
at Rock and Bruise this Sunday, December eighth. Everybody's welcome.
(08:22):
Show up and plus I'll have a ton of more giveaways.
I'll see you tomorrow or Sunday. In the meantime, enjoy
the Woody Show podcast.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
See our answering the Call of Destiny.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
This is The Woody Show and we.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Are into another new hour.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Insensitivity training for a politically correct world on this Friday morning. Indeed,
it's December sixth, twenty twenty four in New Weekend.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
We go, Noice, thank you for being here.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
I'm whatady, that is great, gory. Let's go, we got menace.
I did see somebody with a custom play yes day,
said l e zzzgo Let's go. I thought a seed mass. Immediately,
I wonder what the next let's go will be? All
I wonder? But it was a Ferrari. Does that make
a difference. I give him some credits.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
I mean he's in a.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Car and let's go. Let's I mean maybe she was
a lesbian. He likes to go fast. No is the dude.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Yeah, if you could be percentage of like Lamborghini Ferrari orders,
it's well over ninety percent.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Mail. I just thought it was les Go, not les Bo.
I was Let's go. Let's go. Speaking of which, I
do have a.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Custom vanity plate ordered for the Cybertage A nice Oh yeah,
I will reveal it when it arrives.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
All right, able to win? Well, Greg, I know it
might be a little risque.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
That's why I say, I don't want them to get
acknowledge that I'm messing with the system.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Well, happy Friday. Do you see that there is a menace?
Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty four. What
you can hit some of the text over to two
to nine eight seven. Got the dumb Ass contest coming
up for this, so we're gonna play the d u.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
I Q for your has to win some stuff, and we'll.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Start here with the Friday fail story. All right, ladies
(10:44):
and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time for the
Friday fair story. All these people thought they had the
perfect plan, the planet can never go wrong, and then
somewhere along the line it went from being a great
idea to one big stake in mega uber ultra.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
No. I like it.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
That was a cool melody.
Speaker 10 (11:21):
I like that.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
I like that. It was good.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
All right, Well we'll start with this one. It's from
Connecticut where this ten thousand square foot mansion caught fire
on Thanksgiving because they were frying the turkey inside the garage.
When the firefighters arrived, Uh, they said like a third
of the house was on fire. Now there are some
good news. Nobody was hurt. Bad news the house has
(11:49):
been ruled in inhabitable.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah, yeah, sale, are there any ever success?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Stories with that.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
No, it always looks like a disaster inside frying, no outside.
I went to one where we did it outside and it.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Just sucked, didn't Yeah, well I have the number of
times some videos of the outside going wrong as well.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Yeah. They always overflow, Yeah, because they're dumb. Yeah, too
much oil, right.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
It spills over the top and there's nothing you do
about it. Yeah. It's like filling your glass full of
whatever the drink is and then trying to add ice
on top, right, and then throwing water on it.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Yeah. Yeah, not to mention they don't thaw. The turk
quest to find a good fry deep fried turkey is
still on.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Well you did have deep fried turkey for Thanksgiving, but
it's done, profession pick it up. Yeah. The Rockefeller Christmas
tree lighting thing happened the other night.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Oh I watched the video, I mean the broadcast special
that they had Kelly Carson.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Key of it. But it was a footage of a
different lighting ceremony, this one in Dublin, Ireland that went
viral this week. A ton of people showed up for it.
They counted down from five four, three, two one and
then nothing happened. Oh no, so they're like all right,
so they start counting over again. Five four, Okay, we go,
(13:14):
I got.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
It from the top.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Five all night and nothing again. Now, after about fifteen minutes,
officials announced that it wasn't happening due to some sort
of electrical issue.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
No count for nothing.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Counting down for five for fifteen minutes seems like a lot. No,
they did it twice. They waited fifteen minutes, tried to
fix it, then said effort working out an extension. Cort
Y next one from Illinois with this sixty two year
old guy. He was asleep one night. The name is Mark.
He was having a dream that someone was breaking into
his house. So in real life he grabbed his three
fifty seven magnum that he keeps next to his bed,
(13:55):
and uh, he brought it back to his dream and
he shot the intruder. Okay, but of course there was
no real intruder. It's just a dream. So the real
life person he shot was himself, right in the leg.
He was taking the hospital. They tended to his new hole,
but he also had another problem. His foid card, which
(14:17):
allows gun owners to have firearms in Illinois, had been revoked,
so the cops they charged him with possession of a
firearm without a valid license and reckless discharge of a firearm.
Both are felonies as discharge not only you shoot yourself helony.
Yeah so dumb yep. And then this is one of
(14:40):
my favorite stories of the week. It's international ones from
Thailand where this dude fell down a forty foot well,
this abandoned well forty feet down. Survives but he can't
get out, so he starts screaming for help. And it's
in the remote forest area, but there is a village
very close by where several people actually heard him, but
(15:01):
nobody came to help. Ask me why why because.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
They think the forest is haunted and they just assumed
he was a ghost.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Oh a holes, dumb, So he was ghost, right, say
that announced That sounds like something a ghost would say.
So he was stuck in the well for three days
damn before the cops were just happened to be driving
by one day heard him screaming. It took thirty minutes
for the rescuers to get him out. He was a
(15:29):
pretty bad shape, covered in bruises, head injury, broken stuff,
but they got him to the hospital and they're also
sealing up the well to make sure nobody else falls
in that's also.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Be able to still scream after three days of probably
screaming two days before.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yeah, you'll start sounding more haunted.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Well that's what he said.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
He said, you know that his his voice and his
throat was thrashed so bad that he would only scream
once an hour by the time they got to him. Yeah,
I just couldn't do it anymore. I'm human, I'm carbon based.
So we're gonna take a quick break, and then after
the break our Friday Morning Dumbass Contest the d u
(16:10):
i Q. So this is where Sea Bass has gone out,
talk to a drunk person, ask them some trivia questions,
and you, as the contestant who calls in here to
the Woody Show, you just have to guess if the
drunk person will get the answer right or wrong. And
if you can do that correctly two out of three times,
you're going to be a winner of a prize. And
so if you would like to be that contestant, if
you would like to play, give us a call now.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Phones they're opened up, but it's cleared.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Amount eight seven seven forty four Woody is the number
to call if you'd like to be our contestant for
our dumb ass contest the d U y Q eight
seven seven forty four Woodie will play next Will.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Show.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
So Menace is going to be out on Sunday. Just
FYI put it in calendar. If you'd like to win
a ninety eight inch TCL television, I would like him.
He's gonna be at Rock and Bruise in Buena Park.
That's this Sunday, five to seven pm TCL ninety eight
inch TV plus some other Woody Show merchandise. We've got
some prizes, concert tickets, them part tickets, all the other stuff.
(17:09):
That's this Sunday with Menace.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
Oh you want to play Psycho?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Can I be the helpless victim? No?
Speaker 11 (17:18):
Please don't kill me, mister ghost Face.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I want to be the sequel.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
This is the Woody Show, all right, Friday morning time
for our dumb ass contest. And today's dumb ass contest
is the CUQ. Yeah, eight seven seven forty four Woody.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
That's the number.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
If you want to call and be our contestant for
this round, maybe win a prize here eight seven seven
forty four Woody and Sea Bass. Do you want to
explain the way the game works? They're late, I sure do,
all right.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
It's done by me going out finding someone who's nice
and drunk and then asking them just the most basic,
easy trivia questions that are just obvious to every single
person with a fourth grade education and above. And then
you play the game by guessing, is this drunk person
so out of it that they won't know the answer
to these easy questions?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
You do that two times out of three correctly, and
you'll win, all right. Morgan tells me we have a
contestant named Chris lined up here on line umber two.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Good morning, Chris, what's up? Chris?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Good morning? All right, So you're gonna be our duy
q contest. Now again, you don't have to get the
answers yourself. You just have to try to guess if
the drunk person will get it right or wrong. Just
for funzis we are guessing with Sammy and Menacessie if
they will know. And who do we have here, Seabas?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
This is Roberto and he claims he claims that he's
not that bad off.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
But I'll let you all be the judge. Yeah, we're
using this clip, Chris as just to gauge just how
with it or not with it. Roberto is before he
gets the questions that matter.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
It is the duy q y'all celebrating anything tonight.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
No, it is just half fun as we can.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
What are you drinking to have fun tonight?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Jamison and coke? Six of them? That is nothing compared
that is seven or eight until I start feeling it.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Okay, So you're not feeling now.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
No, I'm not failing here.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
You're not drunk at all.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Not drunk it off? Okay, I promised.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
You that any anything else besides Jamison.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
You had Jack and Coke. Oh, well that'll do because
they are boring.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
What's boring Jamis and coke?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Jameisenico is the best thing for me?
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Alright?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
And coke?
Speaker 7 (19:21):
He leves Coca cola? Yeah yeah, and he had very
mixes it with various liquors. I couldn't quite figure out
which was the boring one though.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Right, maybe the Jack and Coke was born either anyway,
So that is Roberto. Now we're gonna get into the
questions here. You got a chance to win a prize
guessing correctly two out of three times if he's going
to get it right. Question number one for the d
u i Q. What position does Justin Trudeau hold? All right, Uh,
so let's get some guesses. We'll start with you, Greg Gory.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Let's go no to Roberto, No to Menace and Sammy
like you know what, triple no, triple no.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Kind of feeling that although I think that Menace might
get it, but I kind of got burned last time around.
I kept thinking that Menace is gonna pull it out,
and then you never Yeah, yeah, I'll stick with my
my initial gut. I'm gonna go no on Roberto, yes
on Menace. No for Sammy, I'm.
Speaker 8 (20:24):
Gonna go opposite of you. I'm gonna say no of Roberto,
yes on Sammy, no on Menace. However, I think Menace
thinks he knows it, but I don't think.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Okay, all right, so confident but yes, Sammy, no Menace, no, Roberto, Okay,
Sammy Menace. Do you think that he's going to get it?
All right? Chris, what's your guess?
Speaker 11 (20:44):
I'm thinking no.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
No. Question number one d U i Q.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
What position does Justin Trudeau hold? Menace QB nowhere confident No,
Sam is he a delegate? What team does he played?
Four minutes?
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Justin for the Bengals. The name Justin Trudeau doesn't bring
it up. I know the name, but I.
Speaker 7 (21:12):
Don't know why I know the name because what we
mentioned on the show No week I think it was
a week ago.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
It's French sounding, so you should have gone with hockey player.
He's a captain Prime Minister U delicate of no, a delegate.
Speaker 12 (21:25):
Of delegate of delegate yeah, lah, delegate parliament Parliament.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Is he part of Parliament? United Kingdom Canada?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Dude?
Speaker 7 (21:43):
Yeah, it's only part of He's only been doing it
for nine nine ten years now. Canada's part of what
it's the UK?
Speaker 5 (21:50):
I mean, uh what the British?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
What isn't they.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
He's not right, but he's not wrong.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Well they're involved in the government, right, you know, the
money's got a certain person on it.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Yeah, but that's that's about it. Let's just go with
Delegate of law. Delegate of law. All right, you don't
keep that, keep that Department of Education. The public schools
have failed us so tremendously. Okay, great? Uh so Chris
said that, No, that Roberto would not know. This is
(22:28):
if he's on the board of this first point here
in this round of the d U I Q. What
position does Justin Trudeau hold?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
He is the man, the myth, the legend, who I
believe will continue Republican for what I believe, all right?
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Such as, Oh my, I believe such as who will continue?
What is his title? He's the Prime Minister? Yeah, and
he's what was that? What was that? Chi uh? Miss Carolina?
North Carolina, South Carolina, South Carolina.
Speaker 10 (23:08):
Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate
the US on a world map.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Why do you think this is?
Speaker 10 (23:16):
I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do
so because some people out there in our nation don't
have that. And I believe that our education like such
as South Africa and diract everywhere like such as and
(23:37):
I believe that they should. Our education over here in
the US should help the US, or should help South Africa,
It should help direct in the Asian countries so we
will be able to build.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Up our future.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Or Trudeau hold, he is the man, the myth, the legend,
who I believe will continue.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Republican for what I believe?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
All right, at least he knew in the government, right,
at least you had.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
That, Chris, great news, You're on the board. You got
yourself a point. You're on the IQ, just need one
more in order to win. Question number two? Which state
is the Peach State?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
All right?
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Uh, I think we're gonna get a double yes here
in the studio, and I'm gonna say no to Roberto.
I am piggybacking on that, Greg Gory, I will piggyback
on the piggyback. Now, what if I interviewed Roberto in
the Peach State?
Speaker 7 (24:46):
What it's possible, Well, possible, I'm not saying, well, but
he might be that dumb.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
But I think that's that's something that we should know, Like,
you know, if that was the case, that's something that
we should know. Maybe I just said that to throw
them off. Okay, fine, so goddamn difficult. All right? What
do you think Menace Sammy? No, he won't know it,
won't know it.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
All right?
Speaker 4 (25:08):
What do you think here, Chris? Yes or no?
Speaker 5 (25:13):
I'm gonna go no again. All right? Question number two
d U I Q.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Which state is the Peach State?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Menace Georgia? Sammy, Georgia. The answer is Georgia. Wrong button.
Before we get the answer to this guy, I have
one question. Is this guy straight or gay?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
He's a straight person.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Okay, then that we'll get it.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Because also if he's gay, he might watch Bravo and
at the end of every Bravo show it says Georgia
Made in Georgia. It says that at the end of
every episode of Archer as well. Also, maybe he's a
big Cher fan.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Maybe let's find out maybe, all right? Question number two,
d u i Q.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Which state is the peach state okod Homa?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
And why do they have some peaches in Oklahoma?
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Because I've gotten along with them?
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Does he need medical attention? Chris?
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Congratulations, you are a winner, u i Q.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Easy, easy around. All right, well Chris, congratulations and a
hang on one second. We'll get all your information and
we appreciate listening the one show. Have yourself a great weekend.
Speaker 10 (26:21):
Okay, you too, you too?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
All right?
Speaker 4 (26:23):
It does anyone know for extra credit? What the what
the what the Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Manians, Oklahommnians Oklahoma's yeah, I mean, I mean.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Does anyone know?
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Question?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
You know, when he said what's the peach stack? Would
anyone else?
Speaker 8 (26:51):
I agree that the Omania the Oklamaniacs.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
No, they are the Sooners, that's right. Oh yeah, A
couple of college teams like the Volunteer State for Tennessee.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Okay, some reason. I was thinking, like, you know, so dumb.
I was saying, like, what's the fruits the state bird?
Speaker 4 (27:14):
All right? Question number three strawberry n d U y Q.
In what month was m L K born? He doesn't know.
You don't think Roberto knows who he is.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
I don't think in the state he's in, he's gonna
be able to figure out those initials.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
I will say man, no for Roberto, yes for both
Menace and Sammy.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Hmmm. I have a reason why I think they'll both
get it right. But I am gonna triple no.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
You're getting triple no.
Speaker 8 (27:51):
I'm gonna go on a limb for my girl, Sammy
and give everyone else in now.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Okay, Sammy, what do you think?
Speaker 5 (27:59):
I agree that will get it? And I just saw
it yesterday, but I don't remember it.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
You're saying you're guessing on They say Roberto now and myself, now,
I thought.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
You were a man of the streets. I don't put
it to memory.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
There should be a one out of twelve chance, no
matter what, YE take a guess.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Right now, all right, October?
Speaker 4 (28:24):
In what month was mL K Bourne.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
October is incorrect. Al Right, Sammy, January January is the answer.
We have a day off. I understand that.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Holidays just right after the holidays.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
And Sammy, Hannah's the calendar yesterday with all that day. Yeah,
that we had off, and I know I saw it
on there.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
It's Sammy who was the only one in this room
that believed in you. It was me, Thank you, Jana.
Well do you like you? Question number three? In what
month was mL K Bourne?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Okay, March seventeenth, nineteen seventy one, that is all I remember.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Nineteen seventy one.
Speaker 9 (29:02):
He was born, born, he died, he said, Patrick's Day.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
That's all I know.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
That's so weird.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Well that's how you play the d U. I Q everybody.
We'll take the break, We'll come back more. Woody Show
is next, then the Show Your turns in a second.
Speaker 9 (29:22):
My favorite radio show, The Woody Show.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
You guys are amazing, especially Woodsy The wood Show.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
So Greg was telling us a story about Gina too.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
She had some guys show up at her door trying
to sell her like a five G something yep. And
then Greg had that crazy lady. It was so weird.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
She knocked on the door, and she had a crockpot
in her hand, a hot crockpot, massive full of food.
And I opened the door and she just said hi,
I'm here, and I said hi, Hi. I was very confused,
and then she said, uh, I'm here, and she just
kept saying that. I said, who are you looking for?
The couple who lives here? I said, I live here.
(30:02):
The couple who lived here moved over four years ago.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Oh they did.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
But what they did well, the Armenian couple, I said, no,
they're not Armenia. The couple with one son, No, they
don't have a son. I think you just have the
wrong house. Do you have the wrong house?
Speaker 4 (30:19):
It was? It was, is anybody looking for an old
parent who's off their meds?
Speaker 5 (30:22):
And then she wandered it around. Uh so, just yesterday
I saw my neighbor. And you know how every neighborhood
has what I call the mayor of the neighborhood. This
guy has lived there for years. He knows everybody on
the street. One of those guys, they're comings and goings.
He knows who's married, who's divorced, how long they've lived there.
So I saw him and I told him about this
lady he said, that's so weird. There's no Armenian couple
(30:47):
with one son that lives on our street. So the
mystery continues. That's the latest on that, no idea. So
then I went back and I looked, maybe she's a
case in the joint, Maybe she has the wrong street.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Maybe she's a ghost. Yeah, maybe at.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Yeah, so I looked at the ring doorbell. When she
left my house, she just kind of wandered down the driveway,
looked left and right, and then continued down the street.
And I think she went to one more house at least,
but before they she's dead in the woods.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
But if the guy who knows everything about the neighborhood
doesn't know any couple like that doesn't exist, she is
something is it's a mystery, dude.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
The guy who lives at the end of our street,
he's a former he's a retired FBI agent. And so
this guy he knows everything. It's like just a hobby
of his to just I guess, just know everything and
you know, keep an eye on stuff support that. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
Anyway, guy's really cool, and I mean he'll tell you like, oh,
I noticed you're leaving for work earlier.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
These days, I like that, that's like my neighbor. And
by the way, you can't see my house from his house,
but he knows because his cameras will trigger as my
car goes by and he goes, oh there he goes. Yeah,
but like he knew, like when people's mailbox are getting
broken into. He had a license plate number, he had everything.
Does he have a job, No, he's retired. He's a
(32:06):
retired FBI. H Oh, there we go to your dumbs. Yeah,
and you know what, you know what, You're never gonna
do screw with him, right.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
And I like when neighborhoods have that person because they'll say, hey,
I think you might have left your garage open. Oh
thank you.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
I would have liked the always so when you left
for work. Well, I mean I kind of like it
just because I know that he's an up and up
guy at least. Yeah, And it's more from like a
security standpoint, like he's paying attention. Okay, he volunteer. Yeah.
But anyway, there was a thing yesterday. I was on
my way to go meet my wife and kids, and
all of a sudden, there's these cops everywhere. They have
(32:44):
a few of them lined up, like coming up the
one side of the street, at the end of the
street where you would turn off of that main street.
There was two other cop cars blocking the end of
the of the street, and five people lined up ready
to go into this house like swat five officers. They
weren't swatted up, but they they were just five officers
lined up getting ready to go to that Now, this
house every year puts up some kind of Christmas something
(33:06):
on every square inch of their yard. It looks crazy.
Kids call my kids called the Christmas Pig House because
they have this random Christmas book with a Santa hat on.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
Right. That's cool.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
Anyway, I would love to know what the hell happened there?
Is this a different house than the one that has
eighteen people living.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
In Yeah, this is not on my street. I was
leaving the neighborhood and on the way out, I passed
by this house that we noticed all the time, and
there were all these cop cars and a lot of
about five cops getting ready to go into the house.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
I was about to ask you, and now I realize
you've never been on Facebook, but a lot of neighborhoods
had Facebook community groups. They'll post like, hey, if you
saw all those cops here's what happened. My neighborhood has
that really Yeah, and.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Then there's a lot of those of people in my neighborhood.
I'm sure they got that somewhere.
Speaker 9 (33:53):
That happened in my neighborhood. One time to my neighbor's house.
All the cops were around it. They wouldn't let us
on the street, and we did all find out what happened,
and it turned out they had a whole lot of
stolen goods in their garage. Oh yeah, yeah, they got
around we found yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
So we have a mutual friend myself, Sammy and uh
and Gina Mark of course. Oh yeah. He he was
telling me a story one time, this neighborhood he lived in.
There was a house and the windows that the owner
had like painted them black on the inside and inside
he was did you ever hear the story? They were
doing circumcisions, they were doing like all kinds of other
(34:28):
like body modifications. Yeah, they were doing all kinds of
crazy stuff in this house, like nobody knew for the
longest time until they got busted. Yeah. You know they
have blinds. I know, yeah, but you don't but the
blind but when you're doing circumcisions off the books that
it was bringing their baby to get off the book brisk,
(34:52):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
It wasn't for baby, like, oh.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
It wasn't a certified moil from the Jewish community.
Speaker 13 (35:00):
No.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
They were doing like those crazy body mods Prince Alberts
and stuff. They were chicks getting circumcised. Yeah, like female circumcision. Yes, female.
So they were all kinds yeah, yeah, they were all
kinds of like really weird. I mean, it's weird enough
going to somebody in a neighborhood for a circumcision. Yeah,
I'm envisioning those tongue splitting yes, oh yeah, that was
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the other one.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
They would they would implant horns.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Yeah you heard that part too, right, Yeah, no, thank you.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
It's like, what the hell that's your neighbor. This is
just why you just don't talk to your neighbors. I
don't talk, I don't.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
You won't know, and because then it won't bother you, you know.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Yeah. I like being neighborly, especially the guy that knows everything.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Wave is good. Smile.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I have one neighbor in my neighborhood that I have
the phone number and we communicate and that's about it.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
And then I wave to everybody.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Else We're gonna take a break. More wood He shows
next the show. I don't know. I can't predict the future,
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Speaker 5 (36:06):
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Speaker 4 (36:35):
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So shout out for the laughing and for the music
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Speaker 5 (37:00):
I agree with Phil one thousand percent. Yeah, I used
to be one of those twenty four so you were
a news junkie and I was in a terrible move.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Yeah, what cost mental health. When I quit Cold Turkey.
That was so much happier.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
Yeah, so, Phil, You're on the right track.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Eight seven seven forty four. Wooding is the phone number.
Hit us up with a text over to two two
nine eighty seven. I saw this really funny clip now
the Kelsey's. I know everybody's really burned out. I get it,
I do, but this is funny. I do love Bill Murray.
I guess feel about Bill Murray. I think squerky as
hell interesting, Yeah, quirky. Yeah, I mean, but you like him?
(37:41):
I do.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Yeah. He's just a dude who marches at the beat
of his own drums. He doesn't even have a phone, like,
He's just a guy.
Speaker 5 (37:49):
Been in some of my favorite moves.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Yeah, and he'll just.
Speaker 9 (37:51):
Walk up to people eating a sandwich, take take a
bite out of it, and walk away.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Yeah. Everyone. We had dan Aykroyd in here, Yes, yeah,
so nice? Oh was that jealous?
Speaker 5 (38:00):
Was that earlier this year?
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Last year?
Speaker 5 (38:01):
I can't remember.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
It's all blendsed together.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
It was last year the UF. I'll tell you in
a second, because I got a photo earlier that had
been twenty twenty three. He came in here with the
Crystal Head Vodka.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Yeah, yes, I'm so jealous. Yeah. It was a great conversation.
You can find it. It's on our YouTube page. Anyway,
he told this great story about, you know, when they're
making Ghostbusters and you know, he had worked it out
with Bill Murray that he was going to be in
the movie, right the og Ghostbusters and the reboot stuff anyway,
and so they're all freaking out because it's the first
day of shooting. Nobody has heard from him since he
(38:34):
agreed to be in the movie, and nobody has been
able to get in touch with them, including Dan Aykroyd.
And so I was like, do you think he's showing up?
And then sure as hell, right on time, completely prepared lines, memorized,
ready to go.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
There's Bill Murray. Day one, just shows up. Just materialize this.
That's crazy. Yeah, it was November of twenty twenty three
that he twenty twenty three. I loved him in Stripes.
Thing that I like about Bill Murray He's weird, but
he's not a tryhard like correct, you know, like Jaden
Smith just tries to be weird. Who will Smith's can?
(39:10):
He just tries so hard to be with just.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Beat herself So Bill Murray was on Jason and Travis
Kelsey's podcast and they asked him about a story about
how you know Bill is friends with this guy's the writer,
he's a producer. His name is Mitch Glazer, and Mitch
is married to Kelly Lynch, who was Patrick Swayze's co
star in Roadhouse, And so whenever that movie's on TV,
(39:32):
Bill likes to prank Mitch when this particular scene in
Roadhouse comes up between Mitch's wife and Patrick swayzey and
here they are talking to This is on the again
the Kelsey Brothers podcast.
Speaker 13 (39:42):
There is a legend out there you used to call
the husband of Kelly Lynch who plays Doctor Clay.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Is this rumor true?
Speaker 13 (39:52):
One of the hardest things I ever had to do
was to call a friend and not without some back
in for it. Should I shouldn't I?
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Should I shouldn't I?
Speaker 13 (40:02):
And as a friend, I did not identify myself and
I just said.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
He as a friend. I think she would probably turn on.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
TVs right now.
Speaker 13 (40:15):
Because that's some of Pat sways slamming it to your wife.
Swayze many rest in past. There a lot of wonderful
things A beloved guy, but that was wrong what he did.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
That's pretty funny. Man, that's good. Can you imagine love it?
Every time somebody sees a movie that your wife is
in which is getting railed. Some other dudes say, hey, man,
turn on TBS. That is so random, and it's like
you must know, like a Bill Murray's calling that roadhouse
(40:57):
must be on TV somewhere. You know what I think?
From me? Yeah, eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you
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on over to two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
I did catch the game show that Travis Kelcey host.
Oh yeah, it's like a pop culture trivia game. Oh.
I gotta say he sent pretty good hosts. Really yeah,
it was pretty good. And I went into it thinking,
oh man, I'm gonna hate this. Yeah, but it was
pretty fun awesome. It wasn't just pop culture It was
just kind of a basic trivia. Okay, it's called the
(41:41):
I know, I think it's called are you Smarter than
a celebrity?
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Okay, yeah, I think that's that is right.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
So there's a panel of celebrities and comics and whatnot,
and then you get a couple of questions. You see,
if they know it, you can use them as a lifeline.
You can skip a question and whatnot. Travis Kelce, I
thought did a pretty decent joke.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
I'd like to go on that as obviously a civilian,
not a celebrity. I'd like to go on that. I
think i'd be good at that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
was answering along. It was fun. I'm going to fill
out the fame. Look at this another nice text. Y'all
are awesome. I've listened to the radio in a long time,
but now I look forward to your show. Thank you.
Happy Friday. Kitty from Lewisville, Texas. Oh Kitty, appreciate that.
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All right, your check ins two two nine eighty seven
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Speaker 5 (42:26):
So.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
I don't have any kind of official word yet, but
I didn't float this out when we had the people
from Disney here last time that I think we're going
to be able to get our takeover back nice next year,
please yeah, oh yeah. So for twenty twenty five, we
had to take this past year off. I mean there
was all kinds of like budget stuff with Disney and
and so we couldn't do it last year. But I
(42:48):
think my fingers are crossed. I think we'll be able
to do The Woodie Show After Hours takeover again in
twenty twenty five. I think I should have some definitive
word here soon, but I'm hoping for this week. What's
the weekend forecast looking like Sammy Sunny today?
Speaker 9 (43:03):
I have seventy nine in the valley, seventy four for downtown,
seventy six for Orange County, and sixties along the coast.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
That's where they closed the park down. Except for what
he show listeners like, we give away all the tickets.
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
It's pretty awesome.
Speaker 4 (43:14):
Just saying it's the Woody Show Show got some trending
news headlines said, dude, great game last night Thursday night football.
Speaker 5 (43:25):
Anybody here watch it?
Speaker 4 (43:26):
I did not. I didn't know man Packers Lions, And
it went down to the end. It was like tied
at thirty one Lions, fourth in inches, and I just
assumed they were going to kick the field goal and
win the game. But Dan Campbell, who's the head coach
for the Lions, it's who I like, but he's kind
of an idiot. He loves to go for it every time,
(43:49):
regardless of the situation. Right, you just kind of know,
like they're going for games tied, Okay, games tied, there's
less I want to say. There was less than ninety
seconds or something around that. It was under the two
minute warning, and like the kicker is just ready to
go in and all of a sudden they're like, well nope, nope.
And I thought what they were gonna do because it
was fourth in inches? I thought, and I agreed with
(44:09):
Kirk Herbstreet and al Michaels, I thought, like, for sure,
maybe just trying to get him to jump off sides
get the first down, But no, go for it, and
barely because Jared Goff kind of tripped and stumbled, hit
his like like got down to a knee where he
handed the ball off and they got the first down.
Otherwise that would have been over, not over, but it
(44:30):
would have gone to overtime, where you could have just
kicked the gone up by three. Yeah, but Dan Campbell
loves doing that. In fact, he got in a lot
of trouble with the Lions fans at one point. Remember
they were threatening him and he had to get a
different house. Oh yeah, yeah, that's the dude, that's to do.
But yeah, so this they got the first down, they
took it down to like two seconds, kicked the game
winning field goals. The lines are now twelve and one.
(44:52):
They've clinched to spot in the Playoffsky.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
But it was.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
It was a good game for the Super Bowl. What
Chiefe's right? No? Really, no, I think the Chiefs are
so beatable this year. Well it's funny they have lucked
into so many wins.
Speaker 8 (45:07):
Well and as little as I know about football, which
is very little, I do keep seeing the score and
I'm like, did this just happen at the last second?
They just keep winning, just squeak, sneaking it out.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
I hate, I hate to say, I think I think
the Lions they just seem like watching that game until
the point as soon as I thought in my mind like,
oh man, the Lions just seem unbeatable, right, I was
texting our boy Jeff Garcia too like, the minute I
started thinking the Lions looked unbeatable, they started beating themselves
and that's what they do, Yep, that's what they do.
But I mean, they look so good. So I think
(45:40):
it will be the Lions. My heart would like the
Steelers obviously, and I think the Steelers have a chance.
Speaker 5 (45:47):
They do.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
Baltimore's really good, and of course you can't count out
the Chiefs, right, So those are the that's that's yeah.
So but in the AFC, one of those three teams,
I mean.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
They always fumble it, but people are trying to throw
in the Bills again.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
Well I mean the Bills. Yeah, but to see the Bills.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
I like the Bills, I do, and I would love
to see them win because I just want to see
the fans celebration.
Speaker 4 (46:10):
I like Josh, but the fans are crazy. They're fun.
Oh they dump through tables. I mean they're they're insane. Yeah, yeah,
they're insane, but just notorious chokers, big time.
Speaker 5 (46:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
And so that's why I don't put him in that
three because I think I think either one of those teams,
those three teams that already mentioned, I think any thro
those three teams can beat the Bills on a playoff game,
like in a playoff game, just because of the choking aspect.
I don't know what it is. They love to check
like Sean mcguard is a good coach. Josh Allen's great
and he seems a lot less prone to making stupid
(46:45):
errs this year.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
I don't know. I love this. He needs that win
this time of year.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
Dude. That story about the United Healthcare gettier. Yeah, and
did you see they released some more photos. Yeah, the
surveillance and like there's one where he doesn't even have
the mask on and he's kind of smiling like a chick.
But there's conspiracy theories and I know you love these, yes, yes,
what is it that they are? The pictures that they released,
(47:13):
because there was like two different ones where he had
the mask off, and they said, this is these are
different people. Look at the jacket. It's from two different
cameras in two different places, and they're saying it's a
different person.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
It's because of the color differentiation. You could see it
is the same person.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
But now there's the whole thing that all the FBI
doing right the throat like you know, and so yeah,
there's all these crazy conspiracy theories about how the FBI
knows something about whatever it is part of a big
cover up because it's a definite healthcare ceo.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
Yeah, it's definitely a professional that did it.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
I don't think so that could just say I think
it's a professional that did it because there was an
issue with the gun and they knew how to fix
it right away.
Speaker 5 (47:56):
Anybody who has a gun can do that.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
And the type of gun that was used in you know,
the extra maybe you have some input on the.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
Know, like it's not a professionals, Like here's I think
it's a guy. We have no gloves. He's putting fingerprints
on everything stores with a mask off the way the professional.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
Liam Neeson he is not.
Speaker 7 (48:19):
And you can but the place he shot him, you know,
professionals going what to to the chest one of the head,
hit him in the back of the leg, in the
middle insted.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
Here's here's what he is.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
A hired gun or I'll tell you.
Speaker 4 (48:32):
What My girlfriends all stuff talking about that it was
the boyfriend of the separated wife. They would have a phone, ladies.
He's pretty good looking, isn't he. Okay, the CEO guy,
the shooter, the shooter.
Speaker 8 (48:45):
He kind of has a chal woman.
Speaker 5 (48:49):
I thought it was a woman at first to anyway,
this is a guy.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
Anybody who's ever dealt with a situation medical insurance and
you're trying to get something covered and what was the.
Speaker 5 (49:01):
Three words that were on? Defend something and deny the deposed. Yeah,
so this is a guy disgruntled somebody, maybe him, but
somebody that he loves was denied coverage and he's been
battling with them, and so this is like a retribution thing,
that's my guess.
Speaker 8 (49:19):
How would they know where he was going to be
because he was going to a company.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
A weird time of day, like in the middle of
New York. You just know we're trying.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
To well they said the shooter was there like ten
days before, like camping out the place.
Speaker 4 (49:33):
Yeah, I just that's what it's got to be. I
did see.
Speaker 5 (49:36):
It's the most simple answer and it's probably the most accurate.
You can see.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
How good with you on that? Because of the Yeah,
professionals are gonna write words on.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
Yeah, he left a thousand clues. He'll be taught within days,
which is crazy to me. Like that's the stuff. I'm
really fascinated about it. Here's a guy who just disappears
into New York City fifteen seventeen. You have many million
people and like the Boston bomber guys, same thing. They
can piece together all this stuff and figure out and
you know, get a face out there and the figure
out where this guy is. We pulled Saddam hu Stand
(50:07):
out of a hole in the desert. The desert, Yeah,
looking for like, uh, what's his name? Osama Bin laden
up in like caves and crab Yeah, they find these
people drop in, Yeah, figure them out anyway. Anthem, Blue Cross,
Blue Shield no longer going forward with the plan to
stop coverage for anesthesia if surgery lasts longer than expected.
This was something that was floated out there.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
So this would mean that if a patient's procedure ran long,
the insurer would not pay.
Speaker 9 (50:36):
Yeah, but anything can happen when you're in surgery.
Speaker 5 (50:40):
So people started making jokes about being woken up mid
surgery to swipe a credit card.
Speaker 4 (50:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:46):
So Anthem in their statement, quote, we have decided not
to proceed with this policy change.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Oh okay, well this just happened at the doctor's office,
but the veninary office. The only thing I don't like
about it is like they constantly like, we'll give you
a quote on that.
Speaker 5 (51:00):
Give you a quote.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Does that happen to you?
Speaker 4 (51:01):
We'll give you like on something upcoming?
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Yeah, or were like any little thing that you want
to do with your animal, Like five seconds later, oh well,
we'll give you a quote.
Speaker 5 (51:11):
We'll give you a quote.
Speaker 4 (51:12):
My vet is very upfront with all that. There's what
the surgery will cost.
Speaker 5 (51:16):
Here.
Speaker 4 (51:16):
Don't you feel guilty asking?
Speaker 8 (51:18):
Like when I had that senior foster dog and this
was I mean I spent thousands in just a few months, and.
Speaker 4 (51:23):
I was like, am I allowed to say how much
is this going to cost?
Speaker 8 (51:26):
Obviously I love I don't want them to go, well,
don't you love the animal you spend any amount of money.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
That's the part that I do like. They're not like,
you know, wishy washy about it. They immediately three seconds
are like, oh, your dog has cancer, here's the quote
to fate.
Speaker 6 (51:40):
You know.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
So there's like no downtime in between. But I just
find it kind of weird that they're constantly quoting a
little callous Oh yeah, you're the best medication.
Speaker 5 (51:49):
There.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
There is a price, I mean, especially when you get
to it. It's like a reason they put people on
hospice or you know, a certain point. Just make them
comfortable and you know there's nothing to what it wells,
especially surgery. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I thought if you fostered
a dog, they covered vet, well it wasn't it wasn't official.
Do you know give me this dog? You are really
(52:10):
making it's life worse. Yeah. I mean you could see
where people lose their mind over this insurance stuff. It's
so frustrating. I mean because it's so baffling.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Because you get insurance, but every time you talk to
your insurance you're like, wait a minute, are you working
for me or for somebody else? Well, you know, like
every single like given car insurance, right you get an accident.
When they you do, like I don't know, an interview
with them, it feels like, wait a minute, are you
are do you work for the person that like hit me?
Speaker 5 (52:37):
Or do you work for me?
Speaker 2 (52:39):
You know, they try and find out any little technicality
to get you out of to deny.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
Yeah, to deny. This is what.
Speaker 4 (52:45):
Denzel was saying in the movie John John, That's what
I was going to say too.
Speaker 9 (52:49):
You're right, they do have specific things that you need
to say, though, Like when I was in an accident
once and they were asking me how it all went down.
I had to specifically word it. They were like, did
you see the other car? And I said, well, no,
we didn't see each other. That's how we ended up
hitting there. Well, then how do you know that it
was there? And I said, well, I saw shoe lanes
over before that, and they were like, oh, okay, you
needed to say that because if you didn't, I would
(53:10):
have no claim because I didn't see anything happen.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
Oh shut your face.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (53:14):
It was so crazy and what they end up charging,
you know, because they're just I mean, the hospital's gouging
the insurance company. The insurance company is gouging and trying
to figure out like how to deny you, Like they'll
take your premium, but for sure, God forbid you actually
have a claim. And then if you do file claim
with an auto insure or home insure, they'll drop you
or raise your race. How dare you use that? I've
(53:36):
understand like raising rates, like if you're a bad driver
you get in accidents or getting tickets and stuff. I
understand because you're more of a risk that I understand.
But like, okay, so I'm it wasn't even something was
my fault, but I was in an accent or I
had a claim on my house, so if something happened, then,
you know, not my fault. Now you get dropped. Yeah,
it's like I say, I had it so I could
use it. You use it like you're the bad guy. Yeah,
(53:59):
it's like I said, who do you work for? Exactly right?
Did you see uh they had a bunch of the
airline a holes Yeah in DC. Yeah, they were some
of the hearings that the clips of the hearings. Yeah,
so one of the things. And I didn't realize they
were doing this. But Frontier airlines I know from reading
about this testimony yesterday, they do a thing where they
pay the gate agents and the flight attendants ten bucks
(54:23):
per bag for each person that they catch trying to
slip by without paying the appropriate baggage fees. Why there
are such hawks about it? Yes, Like what do you care? Yeah,
because travelers are trying to carry too much onto the
plane because I don't want to pay for the check
bags and stuff. So I saw like this one woman
had this coat that had like openings on the inside
of us. She's stuffing all her clothes inside the coat
(54:45):
and she's got this giant Yeah, she's like marshmallow man. Yeah,
trying to get on the on the plane. Yeah. So
Frontier CEO was recently asked about this policy. He thinks
that everyone should support the idea because the people that are
busting or is he put they call them shop lifters Frontier,
These people are stealing and it's not fair to everyone
(55:05):
else who follows the rules. There was a recent investigation
the US Senate did that objected to the whole like
narking practice thing, and they're on the airlines. Part of
the testimony they just had was about like the the
algorithms to charge those seat fees, you know, for oh
you want an I'll see, Well that's an extra thirty bucks.
Why shouldn't it be pay what you want? Though? Like,
(55:27):
what's wrong with that?
Speaker 7 (55:28):
What do you mean why shouldn't I get charged more
or less for what seat I'm in?
Speaker 5 (55:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (55:32):
But what's the difference between like I like, if you're
in coach, Like coach seats should be coach seats if
you pay for first class? Yes, I understand, all right,
eight off, that's a thing, that's a commy thing.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
We are all equal and you don't get to pay
for a nice thing.
Speaker 4 (55:51):
We were an equal class. We're in an economy, right,
and you're paying for what I don't get there any.
Speaker 5 (55:57):
Quicker than anybody else. But yeah, this seat is exactly
the same. The seat is exactly the same size.
Speaker 7 (56:03):
The middle seats the same as the one on the isle.
And you got two fatties squishing you in there.
Speaker 4 (56:07):
I don't think so the seat itself is the same size.
That's not you. I've flown a lot. There's this is
like when you hear the restaurants they charge the extra
fee for so so we can give our employees. Just
work it into the price, right, we don't want to know, yeh,
Like okay, so yeah, so whatever the you know the
(56:28):
seat is aisle window whatever, Just okay, economy is this
much even though they do the dynamic pricing depending on
the day, Like the person you sit next to on
the plane could have paid three times as much.
Speaker 7 (56:39):
So showkay, So we're gonna make that equal U stalin.
Now do you do it? You get to do you
get to pay for like dependent on to depend on
what time of day it is or what time of
year it is when you buy your ticket?
Speaker 4 (56:48):
Does it costs more or less. Then is it just
one price like a buzz, like a trained.
Speaker 5 (56:52):
Because there's more, there's more demand for those those times.
Speaker 7 (56:55):
Interesting, people want different things at different times.
Speaker 4 (57:01):
No, I'm not understanding what you're saying, So you're what
you just said without the snarky.
Speaker 5 (57:10):
I think what you're saying is if you're willing to
pay more for a window seat or an aisle seat,
it's the equivalent of I need to travel at Thanksgiving,
for example, so that might cost more.
Speaker 4 (57:21):
Yes, but everybody's on the same flight. That is true, correct,
And so it's whatever that time is, whatever time of
year or theday. Okay, I think it's you're all an
economy let's just say yeah, right.
Speaker 5 (57:31):
But even American Airlines does that where once you book
the ticket, they say, now it's time to book your seat.
Pay Yes, this one's thirty eight bucks, this one's seventeen bucks.
And that's one of the things that they're and the
ones that are things that they're grilling them about right
are closer to the front of the plane their windows seats.
Speaker 4 (57:45):
But that's a first come for a survey. I'm hard.
Speaker 7 (57:47):
It's sad that we're in an era where you get
grilled about being a being a capitalist in America.
Speaker 4 (57:54):
Enjoy cube. But people see, now I see what he's doing.
Now I'm getting sorry. I wasn't getting now I'm getting
I think sorry.
Speaker 5 (58:00):
Rings that were talking about they were showing how different
airlines don't do that, So why do they do that?
And their answers for you know, incentivizing their gate agents
ten bucks per bag if it was you know, two
centimeters too big that they paid out twenty six million
dollars in one year to gate agents with these little
ten buck incentives. Yeah, and they said that you don't
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have to. Delta doesn't do that. And then when they
said why do you do this, they said, well, we've
been doing it since whatever year it was twenty fourteen.
He said that, No, the question is why do you
do it?
Speaker 4 (58:32):
And spaces they give you like see if your bag
fits are smaller and small like folders. Yeah, but I
did see where there was one, Uh, there was one
where the bag fit.
Speaker 5 (58:43):
It had the handles like that what you could push
them down. They were just you know, they weren't like stiff,
you know, rigid handles tall. Yeah, and they're like, nope,
doesn't fit because it was kind of yeah right, it
was just kind of barely sticking over. The full bag
was in that.
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Compartment that happened in the game with kind of and
the woman was losing her mind.
Speaker 4 (59:01):
She's arguing with her, She's what are you look it fits?
No see, and then she take the bag and she
pull the handles up again and no see. Oh that's
it has to be flushed. But sea Best loves that.
Speaker 5 (59:13):
That's great.
Speaker 4 (59:13):
Well, I hate that employees are getting paid more. Sorry,
I'm kind of torn on this because.
Speaker 5 (59:20):
The's a concert out there that somebody wants to go
to and they cry because it's two thousand bucks and
they can't afford it. What do we say to them, Well,
then you can't go. True, you can't get everything you
want at the price you want, right, Like, there's many
things that I want that I can't afford, so I don't.
Speaker 8 (59:34):
Get standard for decades and now that's just being eroded
with all a cart for no reason.
Speaker 4 (59:39):
The one CEO and I apologize. I don't know exactly
what airline he was from, but he did say that
nobody who books a ticket has to choose the seats
that you know what I mean. I don't like You
don't have to pick your seat ahead of time. You
can just kind of randomly go.
Speaker 2 (59:53):
I have a flight with Spirit and it had asked
me all the same questions, Yeah, would you like to
sit here or here for this price? And I just
I didn't answer any and then eventually it just gave
me a seat.
Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Gave you They'll give you that middle seat, that wide, spacious, comfortable, desirable.
Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
More I could have paid and selected a seat morewood.
Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
He shows next, maybe.
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Tiology at Irvine Spectrum. What's up, everybody? It's a menace.
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Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
Welcome back, am I look cut and gutty. They are
very mean spirited. Way back, everybody, show well, I got
some animal news.
Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
I know how much everybody loves the animal news around here.
Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Yes, the world's oldest bird just laid an egg at
seventy four years old.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Woa.
Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Her name is Wisdom. She lives on an island in
the Pacific about twelve miles northwest of Hawaii. She was
tagged back in nineteen fifty eight. It might even be
older than seventy four, but she has hatched more than
thirty chicks in her lifetime with multiple partners. She was
a horr bird, horror bird, but.
Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
Only seventy parents. I thought, like lived almost one hundred.
I don't know what kind of bird is this. I
don't know horror bird.
Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Lifetime, Okay, a wild bird wild Her last one was
in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Yeah, I got a clip. It does involve a fun accent.
By the way, this guy's name is Sean Dooley. He's
from BirdLife Australia, and yeah, he's talking about this horror bird.
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
This is quite extraordinary. This beautiful bird, Wisdom, as they've
called her. It was banded in nineteen fifty six by
researchers and she was laying an egg then and it
takes at least five years for them to be old
enough to breed, so she's at least seventy four. She
may be older. The general age of a Leysan albatross
is usually no more than forty years as far as
(01:02:03):
the researchers can tell, so she's an extraordinary creature because
you're a horror.
Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
It's a horror. Seventy four at least, that's pretty awesome.
Does eggs just fall out? Thirty eggs in her lifetime
sounds really low, Still pretty hot, she still got it.
Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
Eight seven seven forty four. Woody text us over to
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because we do have a round of questions for the fellas. Yeah,
(01:04:24):
all right, and so this starts with Gina because Gina
had a couple of very specific questions. I know that
Morgan and Sammy they've got some questions too, So as
the as the men in the room try to answer
the questions. If there's something that you want to chime
in with, please call text at those numbers that were
provided Gina grad what is the first question?
Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
Please?
Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
Oh god, I have so many. This is something I've
been wondering since I was a teenager and being accused
of causing them. Are blueball is a real thing? Yes?
Because I then I heard they weren't.
Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
No, it's a real thing. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
I mean, I've been told that they're a real thing,
but I have never sard saw.
Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Yes, how I've experienced it. I've never had it hurt
like some guys claim. Yeah, it's like a grazing. It
feels good grazing. So here's here's how I could best
describe it. So let's say you get yourself, you know,
or somebody works you up right and like your body
is now in the motive, it's on. This is happening,
(01:05:21):
so it prepares right and all of a sudden it
shuts down because nothing, nothing happens and nothing was produced,
right yeah, yeah, yeah, the next time you get like
a rage or whatever, and so it just I think
it depends on the intensity of just how worked up
or turned on you are. But does it physically hurt. Yes,
Like I said, like a grazing. What does that mean,
(01:05:43):
there's a difference between being full on kicked and then
a grazing. Some guys will say that the kick is
worse or the grazing is worse either one like a
paper correct, yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:05:53):
Correct, Okay, for folks who don't have them, I would
say it's any kind of contact down there that's unpleasant
is most similar to a really hard gut punch. The
area similar lack of like yeah, almost you can't breathe
a little bit.
Speaker 8 (01:06:07):
Well, that's interesting because on a on another note, because
I have sack tap questions, but I always hear guys
say they feel it in their stomach.
Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
Yes, right, yeah, and that's what saying deep inside a
pain an a but not everybody feels. And by the way,
it's not like a it's not a constant discomfort or pain.
But you better believe the next time that you get
like a rod or whatever, and you're ready, like you
will kind of like feel this like sensitivity or almost
(01:06:35):
like a have your ball's ever hurt, Greg, just like
they have like almost a soreness to them or whatever.
And the only thing and the only thing that that
fixes that is a release.
Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
But I'm with metically, it's like a host. It's been kinked.
Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
I've heard of it my whole life.
Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
Ever experienced it, and I've never fully wrapped my head
around by.
Speaker 7 (01:06:53):
The way we've we've experienced wanting to release and not releasing.
That's not what we're talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Mental emotional, right, you still you still have it, like
it's like women who are horny and they don't they're
not getting it right. But it's I'm talking about a
medical pain. The blue balls are fake news. Your balls
never get No, they're never blue in color. It's cold, yeah,
but no, guys, it's it's a deep sad yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
A little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
So some get it, some don't, but it is real
to those. Yeah, it's a real thing. Okay. Yeah, Now
some people use that, especially as a younger guy to
your advantage. Oh well, you know.
Speaker 5 (01:07:34):
We have to your blue balling me.
Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
The hand, I mean right exactly, And you know what
I've I've had to resort to that in those situations.
It's not like well I'll just wait around. No, man, dude,
that's soreness and you know it will go away if
it's like you know, you feel better if you puke. Yeah, exactly, Yeah,
so same yeah, same kind of thing. Hard is just
let a guy hand, you know?
Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
Yeah, right, it's not difficult, true, and everybody wins.
Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
It's enjoyable.
Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
Does the how does the servicing party wind for the
fell one?
Speaker 9 (01:08:07):
Yeah, I'm curious if there's anything that girl is Like,
girls do that you wish was socially acceptable for guys
to do as well, but like, you don't do that.
Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
I've always and I have done it, and I've stopped
doing it. A man equivalent of a purse, especially like
going to a wedding and you're wearing a suit or
something like that, or in any situation, you have a phone,
you have your wallet, you have your keys, you got
your sunglasses, you got your nighttime glasses, you got all
this crap.
Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
But because you're a man, your carrot partner in a bag.
Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
I'd rather carry it all in my hands, and so
I have it in the bag like this shoulder bag
slash man purse for a while and then because of society,
I stopped using it. You can get away with it,
I could.
Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
But aren't you, like, aren't guys allowed to wear like
the crust body begs? That's not what the that's if.
Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
You're hip hop, if you're a hip hop douche bag.
And by the way, that'll change in two years because
they want.
Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
To just change. But why that's socially unacceptable?
Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
But what about a fanny pack? Can't even wear a
fanny pack a wedding wrestler, just in.
Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
Like a business situation, like if you're going into the office,
Like guys have bags, backpack things like that, but you're
talking about going to old wedding and you're going to
a dinner or something like that.
Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
So what would you.
Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Coordinate your bag with your suit?
Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
I mean I have two, so like a black one
and a brown one.
Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
You do, I sure do? Like when from when you're
wearing suits and stuff?
Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
I used to Yeah, I mean I saw, how do
you have these casual bags? I don't know you have
for the fancy occasions.
Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
For actual dinner, like a patent leather backpack. I mean
when we have events, I have to carry like a
little bag with it, right, because the one you're talking about,
I love that bag makes sense wanting to get you.
Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
I love your bag. I love that's That's a good one, Greg,
but I can't think of another one.
Speaker 9 (01:09:56):
Like did you ever like wish you could wear makeup
when you had zits in high school?
Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
Or something saying like did you like nothing like that?
Speaker 7 (01:10:01):
That's probably a good answer. I wish there were something
guys could wear that would like that's a good that
the girls have, Like these little stickers now, I want
to wear one of those.
Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
All the time.
Speaker 10 (01:10:14):
I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Adults don't know they're straight? Yeah, actually make a part.
I know they're definitely not. It's like a little star
or whatever, a little heart, and you put it on
top of this. It's got like medication on the backside,
like a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Okay, I like that for kids. Yeah, that's that's like
for for teenage girls. Yeah, well maybe when you.
Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
Go to bed at night you can put one on,
like to get rid of the Yeah, but they have
medication you can just put on true, but then you're
rocking a bloody gorys in.
Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
Is that a bloody goryse in like you you have?
Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
You can just take the medication, rub it on there,
go to bed. But that's so you're saying, adults, But
that smears. I'd like the idea of a product like
hopefully it's like a leather pass said, I'm getting messy.
But still that's a smart move.
Speaker 8 (01:11:02):
But yeah, well, I know no one's gonna admit this,
but I thought somebody would least say crying being acceptable.
Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
But I know a dude, a very straight dude who
loves every once in a while to put on a
pair of lacey women's underwear. No, that's he's not in
my house, by the way. That's exactly right. He's not
very problem look at a pretty girl. He just he
(01:11:33):
told me in confidence that he'll wear him under his like.
Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
And he talks as well.
Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
Is right.
Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
He's not telling you a lot. Okay, we got some
more questions from the ladies, questions for the fellas coming
up here in just a moment eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can't hit us up with the text over to
two to ninety seven. Somebody on the blue ball things said,
I would equate it to a kidney punch.
Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Oh boy, bad for those guys, because I believe them.
But yeah, yeah, you just tugged one, and you know
you could be good. It was a younger man thing
like as an adult, I mean, I know it's happened,
but like it's not like a frequent thing at all.
So he said, blue balls are a build up. The
longer it goes, the more it hurts. I've had it
so bad that I couldn't walk until I released the pressure.
Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
Okay, then my follow up question would be then.
Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
Go go, yeah, you don't.
Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
What this other dude says. It's a myth.
Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
So not everyone feels.
Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
If you talk, because again, but Greg and I menace.
We never had to happen to it. You hadn't experienced it.
I probably wouldn't. I would probably think it was just
one of those things where you would just tell chicks
it's like it just a tip kind of thing, like
if it got to the point of pain, go jerk it. Yeah,
but there is there is a discomfort. There is, and
that's the best way you know how to describe it.
It's we'll get some more of these questions. If you
got one eight seven seven forty four. You could text us.
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Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
In an hour. The Woody Show, He'll be right back.
We're back.
Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
This is the Woodie Show.
Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
And question for the fellas. We talked a little bit
about blue balls, and then Sammy had a question about like,
what's something that's acceptable for women that as.
Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
A guy you wish you could do?
Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
First, that was that was a yeah, Greg said, you
know carrying, Yeah, I mean backpacks all is acceptable, but
like you can't really wear a backpack and he could,
but the suit, it.
Speaker 5 (01:13:38):
Would be odd hed to show up at a fancy dinner.
Might they might risk you.
Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
I hate your homework. I hate dressing up so much.
I hate it.
Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
I hate I hate it. I know you look good.
I'm talking you're like a good looking guy. Well, yeah,
I think.
Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
It's fun, you know, and it's like it's just not comfortable,
it's very Do I own a sume?
Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
You got a random Yeah, that's exactly right.
Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
Yeah, because you never know what side of size exactly.
For the event. For the next question, let's go to Morgan.
Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
So Morgan what's your question question for the fellas?
Speaker 11 (01:14:10):
Okay, I'm struggling with how to word this where I
don't sound like a bitch, So forgive me everyone, let
it fly.
Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
I and maybe this is a reflection of myself.
Speaker 11 (01:14:20):
I see a lot of girls dating men and they're
not cute, right, and I see, oh, how did you
get him?
Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
Guys? Does personality really do it for you?
Speaker 11 (01:14:31):
Or do you like hit a stage in life where
you just don't care about looks as much and you
settle or so.
Speaker 7 (01:14:35):
You're saying, the guys are dating not cute girls, right, Oh,
maybe they're like.
Speaker 10 (01:14:41):
I know this.
Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
I've seen this a lot too.
Speaker 7 (01:14:43):
I see a lot of especially younger guys now, who
are younger, good looking, fit dudes with pigs.
Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Yeah, dude always been a thing in like the bodybuilding world.
Like the guys the bodybuilders, they were like crazy as
swall and that's then then they're always like again, this
is true, but that's not what Morgan and I are
talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
It right, this is a normal every good guy. I think, Yeah,
they're just.
Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
I think also, sorry to interrupt, but I think it
also might be the women that will be able to
deal with the Jim rat mentality.
Speaker 11 (01:15:15):
Do this is a regular guy, you know, like a
seven are up good tall, good looking dude. Right, but
you can just tell the girl does not either take
care of herself or not to be judgy, is not
hot enough for him?
Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
Right and again assuming no kids, because this is without kids.
I see that right now, young people, we're talking married
or not married.
Speaker 11 (01:15:34):
Oh, I'm like talking thirties and stuff. Yes, maybe they
were married.
Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
But I'm sinking with there's the couple married because it's
the you know some people they got together, they were
both Yeah, they were both like taking care of themselves
and then you know, one get married in one person.
Speaker 7 (01:15:45):
That's possible. But I get seeing young, young couples, so
a lot of them let themselves go. To answer Morgan's question, personality,
it matters, but not that much.
Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
You can That's what I thought.
Speaker 8 (01:15:55):
Yeah, like because you guys are talking about oh god,
I would leave her so fast for these dumb little
things exactly so, but that obviously it personally it does matter.
Speaker 4 (01:16:03):
You're not going to deal with somebody like it matters
for a relationship. It doesn't matter just for like a
casual dating thing. So you're out about see you're seen together.
It doesn't mean that this is like a long.
Speaker 7 (01:16:13):
Term ANSWER's questions. Some guys are straight up losers and
they don't know or don't believe that they could get
a hotter girl.
Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
That's one.
Speaker 7 (01:16:21):
What's one one very common thing. Number two, everybody's fat nowadays.
Robert Kennedy's been saying everybody's a fat pig these days,
and there's just not as much a supply out there.
Speaker 5 (01:16:32):
Again, a lot of people let themselves go.
Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
But again we're talking about young we're not talking about
fifty sixty.
Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
Yeah, even young people though.
Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
But I tend to admit the other way around.
Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
Where you have hot, famous chicks like uh, Heidi Klum
for example, she dates her dating resume is looks like
a bunch of homeless slobs. You know, I don't get it.
That's that's the real question. When you have a hot
woman dating some dorky look at Ariana Grande, Yeah she
has type.
Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
Said one four said I had a past girlfriend attractive,
but everybody else thought that she was fugly.
Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
I couldn't explain that.
Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
Oh it's from John just attracted pheromones. Yeah, I guess
questions for the fellas.
Speaker 8 (01:17:12):
Yeah, so when you put your pants on. Do you
have to like tuck in your junk like to one
side or does it just go where it goes? And
then I have a follow up question.
Speaker 5 (01:17:22):
I don't wear pants that tight.
Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
Yeah, our pants are not that tight, so that's not
even an issue. Okay, So I think most guys have
a preferable cerection like a tailor's like, what side do
you dress to, sir? That's what that means. I would like,
I don't know. I would say, I guess to the left.
Then it definitely falls to the left. Interesting, it's rarely
straight on really Okay? Well, then follow up. When you
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cross your legs, does your wien go under or between?
Across my legs? I crossed my legs like a do
it right now and tell me you guys, keep my legs.
Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
Like a figure four. Look it goes, it doesn't go anywhere.
Speaker 4 (01:17:59):
Yeah, guys would cross their thighs or not to be trusted. Okay,
but do it just for do it just for me
right now? Tell me where I just thought I can't
what like you're crossing? Okay? Yeah? But does it go
under or above? Above?
Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
Do you see what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
It's up top? I get it.
Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
I get it.
Speaker 8 (01:18:14):
It would be crushed yours just kind of yeah flops, Like, Yeah,
the wien is not the issue.
Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
It's my foot, my ankle is sitting on my knee
of the opposite lee.
Speaker 8 (01:18:24):
Like remember that story of a certain actor from a
certain sitcom that may have been the titular character sat
on his balls and had to go to the hospital.
Speaker 5 (01:18:32):
Yeah, Because I was just about to say, like, the
nads are the issue? Not correct?
Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
You can sit on your nuts, how long are they?
Speaker 10 (01:18:40):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
Because what happens is like you can it doesn't take
a lot of a twist to get it to where
like you don't even notice it, like in the moment
because you have jeens on or whatever, and like this
happens to be like sometimes in the car.
Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
Yeah do that was I was about to say the
same thing every single day. Yeah, And I always forget
that I'm crushing my nads when I'm trying to get
out of the building when I go in my back
pocket to get the the key card to you to
get out of the garage, get out of the garage, because.
Speaker 5 (01:19:07):
I'm always like shifting over.
Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Yeah, I'm leaning and squeezing my nats together with my
legs like getting the key out.
Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
So like my thing is like not necessarily sitting on it,
but it'll be kind of like because of the way
you're sitting, it's almost like twisted a little bit, and
then you don't realize it until you stand up and
you're like oh yeah, or like you yeah, you shift
a certain way while you're in your seat, and then
then all of a sudden it's kind of like a
like a like a no arm, like like a no arm,
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numb arm. I've never heard of that arm. Yeah, like
when you're when you're like limb falls this kind of thing.
You don't realize it necessarily at first.
Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Yeah, I'm I'm really big in some man spreading and
I know it's been banned in public.
Speaker 8 (01:19:52):
Well I've seen you guys, not you guys, but guys
in general walk and then like do like a side
step out when they walk?
Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Is that to like, yes, it's usually two adjust or
to let its way, yeah, because it might be stuck
to your thoughts.
Speaker 9 (01:20:06):
All right, the Sammy, I want to know what your
least favorite traditional gender role is, Like is it when
you have to go kill bugs or is it like
how you have to be protection, Like, oh, you go
check it out, Go look and see who it is.
Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
And you're like, I don't want to either, just because
I'm a guy.
Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
It's I can tell you that, and Gregg's is obvious.
But with the bugs, oh yeah, I'm in a household
with two men who are definitely time.
Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
It goes to Mario.
Speaker 7 (01:20:34):
What he agrees with this one is that happy wife,
happy life is that you can't you can't you can't
come to the logical conclusion of an issue because she's
going to be irrational and you just have to deal
with that.
Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
I feel like we had that pendulum swing from you know,
where the woman was at home waiting for the guy
with the slippers and his pipe for when he gets
home from work and just catering to his every whim
to now it's like we're tiptoeing, we're walking on eggshells.
We're supposed to feel like we should around our wives
or girlfriends, because God forbid, we quote get in trouble
(01:21:08):
so much. That's kind of self imposed, like why would
you allow that? Like, oh, I don't want to be
in the doghouse, like I would never because people do
feel like dudes feel pressure. That's a good point gene
and a lot of guys will that they'd rather just
back off. You need to have a little chit chat
with your wife and say, uh, cut the nagging, your
(01:21:28):
your lips to God's ears. That doesn't fly in my
house either, damn right.
Speaker 8 (01:21:35):
And I'm the one that's going, yeah, I'm sorry. I mean,
he's very logical, but there will be times I'm just like, yeah,
but logically you're you're off.
Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
The math is wrong. I love the silent treatment. Oh
it's the best, right, Yeah, you know my husband does.
He's really mad at me. He cleans, that's his way
of getting back at.
Speaker 10 (01:21:54):
Me, and.
Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
I think it's just his way to ignore me and
like do something, and I support it. Yeah. Uh, the
silent treatment rules. Yeah, that's great, comfortable. And then the
other thing is like that whole well, you know you're
in trouble. You're going to be banished to the couch.
They brought this up before, Like, I'm not the one
who's so uncomfortable or so upset that I can't stand
sleeping next to you. So if you have the problem,
(01:22:17):
like you get up and go why is that. I'm
a guy in previous relationships when I lived with somebody
if we were fighting, I would just go sleep on
the couch or in the other room. I would never
be like you out like that's weird. I'm telling you
I don't want to be in here. Well, we're not
talking or sleeping, so why can't we just sleep in
like your own bed? Like Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
To answer Tom Sammy's question, my least favorite gender role,
and I remember talking about this years and years and
years ago, is that I feel, and even though I
don't have kids, that the role of the father is
often so underrated. When you have a successful woman who
has a family and a career, she's always asked, how
(01:22:53):
do you balance family with career? Girl? A body acid
man that drew he's equally a father as she is
a mother or not. One man has ever been asked,
how do you balance family with careers? Fathers are like
just total nobody. Yeah, they're never like online posting about it, right,
like saying and then deal with And they assume that
(01:23:15):
the dad does nothing. When he gets he still wants
to take care of all the other generals, take out
the garbage, take care of the cars, take care of
the yard, and the kids.
Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
Women will complain about being objectified or whatever. In movies
or TV shows or commercials, Guys especially now are portrayed
to be dumb, idiots, morons. The dad's always an idiot.
They can't serve.
Speaker 5 (01:23:34):
Yeah, the husband's always a retard.
Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Like it's it's so because we'll take it, because it's
because you can make that's acceptable of us all day.
Speaker 4 (01:23:42):
We're not gonna go cry about it.
Speaker 5 (01:23:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
Objective guys are kind.
Speaker 5 (01:23:45):
Of On one of my favorite shows, a GT, like
when dudes come out to do some sort of stunt
and they all take their shirts off. The ladies are like,
we don't even care what you We just want.
Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
To see you without your shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
Imagine if dude said, yeah, god, I don't even care
what you do, you'd be canceled.
Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
Like men are always a double standard er. Yeah, look
into SeaBASS question on the text. Can Sea Bass clarify
what's not to be trusted of? Men who cross their thighs.
Speaker 7 (01:24:12):
We used to work with one of those guys, and
that's a self explanatory. They're just kind of like little wisps. Yeah,
they can't not to be trusted with, like manually responsibilities. Huh,
that means you, That means you. First off, you're not
doing you're skipping leg day if you can cross your.
Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
Thighs, it says something about the man.
Speaker 8 (01:24:29):
Yeah, okay, it's because I think it's kind of hot,
like if it really man crosses his legs, Yeah, crossing
thighs not legs. I don't know, Like like if you
see like John hamm Er Bradley Cooper. Yeah, oh yeah, no,
definitely with his nails out.
Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
No, no, no, no, I'm using my arm because you
can't see my legs.
Speaker 8 (01:24:49):
No, I mean like a regular proper like leg cross,
but like on a super hot guy. Like like when
like that, I'm saying, like when Bradley Cooper something, doesn't
interview him like okay, because it's like you're so confident.
Speaker 4 (01:25:01):
Oh, she is a theater chick. We're get to take
a break. We'll wrap up this whole questions for the
Fellas when we come back. Eight seven seven The Wood Shoe, Well,
we're going to wrap up this round of questions for
the Fellas, and we got a lot of feedback on that.
The last that will go around, Mark saying, like single
(01:25:22):
moms their praise is the best thing ever to walk
the earth. Single Dad's rarely talked about agreed. Everybody's like,
oh the mama bear. I'm like, well, you know, Dad's
do a lot. Yeah, exactly. So I have a question
for you. I don't know if you guys have heard
about this movement intactavism. If interviewed those guys several times, Okay,
(01:25:42):
of course it sounds familiar, but what it is again,
these are.
Speaker 8 (01:25:45):
The guys that lead the whole like anti circumcision movement
because it's wrong. Yeah, And I want to know, first
of all, do you get where they're coming from or
do you think they're dumb?
Speaker 4 (01:25:56):
I don't get it. I would not want to all
circumcise dong, so little people that are into this I
just don't care to follow. But okay, in general, would
you rather have the question would you rather be circumcised?
Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
It's your choice a circumcision, So I'm saying circumcision.
Speaker 5 (01:26:13):
Yeah. It's just it's a non issue because you grow
up a certain way and it was not your decision.
Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Who cares? And I don't remember. People go oh it's
so traumatic, Like I don't remember. Yeah, does anybody remember
unless you were an adult and got it, remember being
five years old?
Speaker 8 (01:26:28):
Well, I know somebody who did do it. As an adult,
so it's the most horrific thing he's ever been through
in his life.
Speaker 4 (01:26:32):
Yeah, I mean, guys get creeped out about vaseectomies, even
though I mean I went through one of those that
was no big deal. But the people get all worked up. Well,
here's one thing about it because of what's going on.
Speaker 7 (01:26:42):
Because I don't think I don't think that adult men
really know what's going on in a circumcision, because I
didn't until recently.
Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
Why don't you tell us?
Speaker 7 (01:26:50):
So it's not just that they make an incision down
the middle of the skin that covers that part. It's
that they then use that to pull the uh then
the sweater neck neck battie, and then they have to
then then they have to stitch the bottom of the
sweather neck to the base or else it would just
flap right back up.
Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
Oh yeah, I'm go do some kind of glue.
Speaker 13 (01:27:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
Yeah, I think we all learned a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
The mom had, like your hot you think about it
and if you if you had a if you had
a sweater neck and you just put her slip down
the middle, you have to pull it.
Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
You just tied down a big collar. Questions for the ladies,
would you do you prefer to see a circumcised or uncircumcised? Circumcised?
And I've seen both, and I'm not it looks like.
Speaker 9 (01:27:36):
I don't know if i've seen both, but from what
I hear, when they're exciting, you're the same.
Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
So I don't think it makes a difference. Your guy's
getting out of the shower, he's got his aunt eater penis.
Speaker 5 (01:27:48):
What about?
Speaker 4 (01:27:48):
What about all funny?
Speaker 11 (01:27:50):
So I don't have a preference because I was married
to a British guy, so he was on circumcize. So
the first time you see it, it's kind of like
culture shock, but then you get.
Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
Used to culture. Yeah, all right, anyway, thank you everybody
for your help. Thank you guys for candid. You know
what we try.
Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
We're trying to learn about each This is just people
need to learn about each other's better world.
Speaker 4 (01:28:10):
That's get along.
Speaker 10 (01:28:11):
More.
Speaker 4 (01:28:11):
Show is coming up, hanging on, show right back, Woody Show.
All right, Welcome back everybody, and a happy Friday morning
to you. If you're just tuning in, it is the
Woodie Show. I got some entertainment news coming up here
in just a couple of moments. Also, birthdays and port
(01:28:33):
of birthdays in there this Friday morning. It's December the sixth.
It's National spot Show Day. Cold Soup show.
Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
You never heard a good spot show?
Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
No Spanish cold but it's cold. I've heard of it,
but I have I ever seen it anywhere in the wild.
Note I don't want to know cold top.
Speaker 5 (01:28:51):
Really.
Speaker 4 (01:28:51):
I've been to restaurants where they offer it offered sounds
National Microwave Oven Day something else.
Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
That meant it doesn't like I'm not a big fan
of microwave.
Speaker 4 (01:29:02):
I wouldn't have pegged you for a non microwave guy.
Speaker 5 (01:29:05):
I prefer oven or air fryer.
Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
I don't even air fry really. I love the air
fry oven or just a little oven on your I
was arrival for the air fryer hype Okay, but man,
do I love it. It's it's fast as yeah. So
instead of having to heat up the whole oven or
even a toaster of it, this thing heats way faster.
(01:29:29):
You either want to do air fry or you do
the regular bake or what, yeah, road so much faster.
Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
I'm almost sold though, on that Ninja crisper that.
Speaker 5 (01:29:36):
I brought up before.
Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
That isn't it just an air fryer.
Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
Yeah, it's a different version. It sits on top of
a plate because.
Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
My danger in it and it's big, like so I
have a pretty good capacity too small. Yeah, mine has
two drawers.
Speaker 10 (01:29:52):
It does.
Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
It's pretty great. Wow, here's the question, because I see
things every once in a while now where they're trying
to equate air fry they'll call, well, that's a total
air frier user. It's like a white trash. Yeah, you're
kind of trashy. I can see that.
Speaker 7 (01:30:09):
Because it is it's the flavor of the month appliance essentially,
or flavor of the past couple of years.
Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
Uh, it is.
Speaker 4 (01:30:17):
It is just a convection ovens. Sorry people, sure.
Speaker 5 (01:30:20):
Right, but not all ovens are can have the convection option.
Speaker 3 (01:30:23):
You know.
Speaker 7 (01:30:23):
I agree, But like mine does the secret legal office
up and I have this convection. You know, it's it's
the it's the George Foreman Girl of the two thousands.
Speaker 4 (01:30:30):
Essentially. It's way more useful, though it does. It's way
more It's better than what was the I never flavored
the Monk. I have the sous V. When everybody wanted
to this crap, I never bought the SUV. But The
only thing I don't have is the air the food
dehydrator that I wanted.
Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
Yeah, I mean did you look up this Ninja Crispy?
Speaker 5 (01:30:53):
But yeah, I mean it is.
Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
It's literally an air frier is just a little different
set of so the air frar I feel like air
frier microwave and then like like a like a burn
like a stove tip.
Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
That's all you need.
Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
It's literally all you need. Yeah, you don't even know.
Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
You don't need to need it.
Speaker 4 (01:31:05):
Yeah, if you're making like a big roast or something, Yeah,
if you're roasted making, you could do cookies in the
air fire. What about your turkey?
Speaker 5 (01:31:13):
What about your frozen?
Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
I'm saying like, if you had like a really like
if you have like a small kind of real small
studio like you see some of these New York City
studios or whatever. Dude, just man, you could be just
you or whatever.
Speaker 7 (01:31:24):
You're not cooking for family a banquet? Yeah, do you
think what he could fit the number of cookies he
wants in an air fry? No, not in one batch.
Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
No, it's National Pawnbroker's Day. It's put your own shoes
on Day? Is that an issue accomplishment? Well? They get
those the sketchers slot on limons, slip it. Yeah, see
those commercials all the time, Like we might get there
at some point. It's a World Trick Show Day and
(01:31:53):
Saint Nicholas Day, and this is one of these things.
I'd never heard of Saint Nicholas Day until I met
my wife, and then my wife is all big So
the kids get a present on Saint Nicholas.
Speaker 5 (01:32:02):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
It's just there's all these dumb little things that I
had no idea about. I think that you put money
in the shoe or like there's there. It's like one
of those dumb old timey why create more gifts for
your kids? Exactly right? I said, literally, Christmas is coming
up in a couple of weeks. Yeah, lose a tooth
if you want money so bad? Right, what are we
talking about it? Don't they good?
Speaker 5 (01:32:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:32:22):
Thank you?
Speaker 9 (01:32:23):
Well this one out of German holiday, the Saint Nicholas Day.
Speaker 5 (01:32:25):
There's different cultures that do different things.
Speaker 4 (01:32:27):
Close your wife is appropriating.
Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
Don't they have like Boxing Day or something like that
to the day after Canada the twenty six your stuff?
Speaker 4 (01:32:37):
All right? So remember how we heard they were selling
off those replica batmobiles for three million bucks apiece. Well,
we now know one person who's got one. Yes, well
who's getting one? He doesn't have it yet. Cincinnati Bengals
quarterback Joe Burrow. Yeah we out here. Why do you
celebrate all the douchiest people?
Speaker 7 (01:32:55):
First off, Joe Burrow, you just don't like him because
he's not on your team and he's in your division. No,
he's a douche He's a national champion. He's almost a
super Bowl champion and almost. He seems like a pretty
clean hole. Like the big chains and the big cigars,
like his first year in the league like that, that's
so douchey.
Speaker 4 (01:33:12):
He was joining fun. No douchey like he likes all
the douch Mega Bros.
Speaker 5 (01:33:16):
Mega bro.
Speaker 7 (01:33:17):
Yeah, Joe Burrow, you have my Dan Bills area and
he's gone. I'll turn out my love of Dan bils
Aian is right. Dan, he's getting a little weird. But
myself and Joe Burrow, we could like have we could
go out on little dates. He can have his batmobile.
I have my tron cyber truck.
Speaker 4 (01:33:33):
Eon wants to come. He is certainly welcome.
Speaker 5 (01:33:36):
Always tryad so.
Speaker 4 (01:33:38):
Joe Burrow, he mentioned this on this week's Hard Knocks.
They just started their in season edition focusing on the
AFC North, So of course I'm watching that Max is
going to start cracking down on password sharing next week,
beginning with very early gentle messaging. It's how they put
him directed at the high usage users. They also say
the filter to determine who is likely sharing a password
(01:33:59):
and who maybe just you using an account at a
vacation home or out of town, you're at a hotel
or something that will be refined until it really begins
to kick in in the back half of twenty twenty five, Menace, is.
Speaker 7 (01:34:10):
There a good way to set up a VP and
let's say you want to share your Max password with
your cousin who lives across the country. Yeah, but is
there a way to give him a VPN to your house?
Speaker 6 (01:34:19):
Essentially, I would think so that you can at least
pick the same location right that way an the room right,
because that way then their detectors wouldn't say, oh, this
guy isn't isn't in wherever Menace lives.
Speaker 4 (01:34:31):
Yeah, here's what Diddy's first Christmas behind bars will be, Like,
Oh jolly, it doesn't sound as bad as you think.
The federal jail he's at. They offer several options to
play sports like three on three basketball, soccer competitions. They
have some games, card games, dominoes, other things are going on,
and a special holiday spread as they play, which includes
(01:34:54):
baked cornish hen macaroni and cheese, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls,
and they quote holiday desserts go to jail. Not bad
for being in jail.
Speaker 7 (01:35:05):
Yeah, although corner shens is one of those things that
sounds way better than it is, just like chicken. Yeah,
it's like cradles were way more work than now.
Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
If you're the other inmates, are you treating Diddy with respect?
Like are you making them your ba?
Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
No?
Speaker 7 (01:35:21):
I think I guarantee. Hey he has hired guns in there,
He's got guys he's paying off.
Speaker 8 (01:35:25):
Oh yeah, well it was even like Cosby like giving lectures,
like everybody wants to buddy up to these guys.
Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
Yeah, well Bill Cosby, like yeah, every kind of although
all the all the kind of bad dudes, like the
Street Dudes for a while, like he was on their
ish list because oh yeah, he was like he was talking,
he was ripping about like you know, busting a sag
in the pants things like that. That is true, bust,
I remember busted. That's that's throwback, like it's on the ground,
(01:35:52):
it's on the ground. I remember that. That's what your parents,
that's what it was called back in the day. Yeah,
a little catch you out there.
Speaker 5 (01:36:02):
Yes, it was what old people would say.
Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
What he has funny phrases.
Speaker 8 (01:36:06):
When he saw me tried to get around another car,
He's like, I saw you try to shoot the corner
over there.
Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
I say that you did it? Maybe laugh so shoot
the corner on the.
Speaker 8 (01:36:14):
Phone when I did not say that I was dying,
I've adopted that phrase.
Speaker 5 (01:36:19):
I never said the phrase shoot the choir. I've never
heard that.
Speaker 4 (01:36:23):
I would be where to go? Very random? You know
what would you lie about? That would like how I
misremember half the you know story? I get half it right,
like I remember what you're talking about. I don't know
that phrase shoot the corner. I was dying laughing. I
loved it. It means, Gina, you were being all twenty
three could do.
Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
Old people used to say bust a sag or low
riding in your pants, but it's just called sag.
Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
I remember in middle school and very early high school,
like that's what kids are saying, like I do, I
don't know. Well, we weren't doing we weren't living in
the streets like menaceotas sagging. Yeah, sagging, damn oh yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:37:01):
We all got in trouble for sagging. It was part
of the dress code, no sagging because yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:37:06):
Journalists asked The Rock if he ever has fun, and
people think his answer was kind of sad. The interviewer
asked a question and The Rock thought about it for
a minute and then said, give me an idea of fun.
You mean, like and the anybody's like, you know, what
do you do for fun? And he thought about it
some more and he said, kind of laughing uncomfortably, Yeah,
that's that's the thing. I got to think about that.
(01:37:27):
And then after the interview, The Rock admitted that the
question made him realize that he needs to make more
time for something that's not work or doing promotion or
like things that have to do with work, where it's
literally like you just doing something just for no other
reason other than you just want to do it.
Speaker 5 (01:37:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:37:45):
But yeah, but that is fun for me.
Speaker 5 (01:37:47):
It might not be fun for others.
Speaker 4 (01:37:48):
What I think they're asking the Rock is, what do
you do when you're not working. He's like, I'm always working. Yeah,
and so and so he said that it really kind
of stuck with them, and so he he just spent
some well deserved personal time at home, did he yoo?
He kind of yollow, But yeah, I thought that was
He was like, yeah, you know what, that's a great question.
(01:38:10):
I don't know what a dumb question?
Speaker 13 (01:38:11):
You know.
Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
I hate getting the what are your hobbies question? That's
the worst.
Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
Asked that yesterday and I didn't know what to tell
are your hobbies?
Speaker 5 (01:38:18):
Well? I had to for some and I was like,
oh crap, I got to come up with hobbies for what?
Speaker 4 (01:38:25):
And for great hobby is not having a hobby. He
gave up on me and just did you come up
with it?
Speaker 5 (01:38:29):
Thank me?
Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
I I just we're still new to this relationship. So
I had to pick three things. So for what he
I just picked, uh, sports, aviation and home improvement.
Speaker 4 (01:38:43):
What did you do for Greg wine.
Speaker 5 (01:38:46):
Wine?
Speaker 12 (01:38:47):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:38:48):
Was it home decor kind of thing? And men like dogs?
Speaker 8 (01:38:53):
Or mine is beast reality, hardcore party, drugs and animal husbandry.
Speaker 4 (01:39:00):
That makes a lot of sense. Yeah, yeah, the question
is what's for dinner? What are your hobbies? The worst,
two worst questions. I hate those questions. Birthdaysay, we're gonna shiver,
we're gonna sit. She was like, it's say and you
know we don't do. And starting with the celebrities, Happy
(01:39:21):
birthday to Judd Apatow, the comedy writer director. He's fifty seven.
Johnny Manzel, there is another douche surprise you don't worship
at the altar of Johnny Monzel sucks? Oh because he's
not successful right now?
Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:39:33):
No, because he always sucked. And see you always think
he sucked because he seems like in his heyday, like
when you're still playing college ball and when he first
got drafted in the NFL. Think this would be a
guy that you would see what you talking about Joe
Burrow because he's super due, she's super broke.
Speaker 7 (01:39:50):
This is the problem for what he is. He doesn't
understand the subtleties of cool guy versus douche as I do. Okay,
I'm gonna need a breakdown on ye all breaks down?
What's an actual?
Speaker 4 (01:40:00):
I would love that. Johnny Manziel's thirty two years old today.
I'm sorry, Johnny Football. Sarah Rafferty, who was Donna Paulson
on suits I know everybody's like rediscovering suit. That show
is like one of those shows. It was out for
a while ago, all of a sudden. Yeah, fifty two
years old, menace. I know you're very excited. A boogie
(01:40:20):
would the hoodie? Yeah, is twenty nine years old either.
Joe Beth Williams, who was The Mom and Poultry Guys
is seventy six. Peter Buck from Ram is sixty eight.
And Greg one of your favorite comedians of all time,
Steven Wright. It's his birthday. Yeah, I guess how old
he is. Let's go with sixty nine. He's sixty nine birthday, Yeah, Greg,
(01:40:46):
Your part of birthday today is Charlotte Cirtra. And here's
a fun fact. She has the word urinal tattooed inside
of her lower lip. No, that's pretty odd. Was a commitment? Yeah, yeah,
that's pretty high.
Speaker 5 (01:41:01):
Last name.
Speaker 4 (01:41:02):
She looks like she has eggnog mustache. In six hundred
and forty six fine adult films, including Pigtailed lesbo Sluts
Lick each Other. Oh yeah, she was in Charlotte Edges
Him to Insanity. Oh yeah. Also Three Hotties Tease and
Destroy You, Volume one. She was in Chastity Belt orgasms. Okay,
(01:41:25):
here's one pegging my husband until he cries. And who
can forget her unforgettable role in demonic anal violation is
to sacrifice the evil spirit requires she ever heard that
brevity is the soul of what?
Speaker 7 (01:41:39):
I'm not sure if she's coming up with the titles.
You want to guess what The number one item on
her Amazon wish list is? What mister coffee atom had
a coffee maker?
Speaker 5 (01:41:46):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:41:48):
Oh, you need something to get the taste out of
your mouth like a hot cup of coffee. Yeah, they're
just regular people thirty years old today, and that is
your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is a
Friday morning look of what's happen in the world of entertainment.
Here on the Woodie Show, We're gonna take a quick break,
more Woodie Show. Next hang on the Woodie Show. We'll well,
that's gonna do it for this hour. Oh, that will
(01:42:11):
do it for today's show, and in fact, that's gonna
do it for the week. The week is over. You
know what I gotta say, Coming off a holiday weekend
where we had a nice long break. Yeah, coming back
this week I thought was gonna drag did not drag.
Oh felt good.
Speaker 5 (01:42:28):
Yeah, I felt like we made it through it pretty quickly. Anyway,
good clip. Time to wrap up the Friday Show.
Speaker 4 (01:42:33):
Find the full show podcast is by going to the
woodieshow dot com Friday Fail Stories, the du i Q.
Of course, that's all up there, plus anything you missed
this week. Get caught up on the podcast to subscribe,
as Menace always asked you to do that way you
never miss an episode of The Woodie Show like you
gotta go back. It was on Wednesday's show. It was
Dice Day, and so you know, we did that whole
(01:42:56):
finish the Andrew Dice Clay nursery rhyme. That made my week.
And we put the uncensored version of what we did
and Sammy try to guess how theous nursery these Andrewdized
Clay nursery rhymes would end. We put the uncensored version
on the end of the Wednesday podcast.
Speaker 5 (01:43:13):
So Sammy has a filthy mouth and mind.
Speaker 4 (01:43:15):
Everyone was channeling Dice. Everyone's her. It's so good. Between
that and she made many jumps in the power rankings.
Between that and Greg's review of Wicked, there's a lot
to get caught up on. Full show podcast. Just go
to at the Woodieshow dot com between now and Monday.
Anything you want to leave for us you can do
on the after hours voicemail that numbers eight seven, seven
forty four Wie Greg Gory Party Boards of Wisdom.
Speaker 5 (01:43:38):
Please remember that if you drink every day, you're an alcoholic,
So just drink at night.
Speaker 4 (01:43:46):
Still on a daily basis day drinking gets a bad
rap during the day.
Speaker 5 (01:43:51):
Yeah, yeah, so much better.
Speaker 4 (01:43:53):
Life hack. All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for giving the Woodies Show some
of your valuable time this week. You know we'd love
it to appreciate you for that. The rest of you
guys can suck it. We'll catch you back here on Monday.
Have yourself a great weekend. SMD double m bye, a
great Friday.
Speaker 3 (01:44:09):
You mother,
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