The Woody Show February 16th 2024 Podcast

Nerdin Out, The DUIQ, Kevin Smith in studio & more!

Episode Transcript

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Sport is due to the graphic natureof this program. Listener discretion is it
flies no Woody Show. This isthe Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is

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now in session. Hey, goodmorning everybody. Today is February sixteenth,
twenty twenty four. Ladies and gentlemen, Today is Friday. Ji jyje I

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said, yeah, yeah, allright, in the weekend. Ago,
I'm one. That's Ramy. There'sGreg Gory Hi on a two minutes Good
morning, see best, we gotSammy, we got born Caroline Morgan Vaughn.
And you are here as well,ready to get after it. As
they say, it is the showon the show this morning, assuming he

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set his alarm and he gets hereon time. Actor director Silent Bob himself,
Kevin Smith, we'll be here today. Yeah. Kevin was just filling
in as a radio host on onan AMS station, like a news talk
station, and we heard it andhe did a great job. It was
awesome. Yeah, he was reallygood at it. I mean, the

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guy can talk as we already knowpodcasts for decades, right, but like
you know, as far as youknow, running and keeping the format,
like not the format, but likeyou know, keeping to the time.
It's a different skill to be ahost than a guest for Yes, Yeah,
oh absolutely, and he did agreat job. Threw it to the
news. Yeah, so commercials.Earlier this week, I went and did

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a little part for this movie thathe's finishing, and we were talking about
it and I said, dude,you need to come in and show us
how to do radio. Yeah,you know, because people all with the
time, like we get these muggetyMUCKs or Mike the show killers or whatever
else. Yeah. Now, I'venever heard those people try to do what
we do. But I just heardKevin do what we do and he was

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great at it. Yeah. SoI'm planning on turning the show. I
told him. I said, I'mgonna turn over a couple segments of the
show directly to you, and we'rebasically going to be following the Kevin Smith
Show. Nice that rating spike rightthen? Yeah, and what are the
chances that he is here and hereon time? I'd say pretty good.
He gave up weed, right,He's clear, reliable, Yeah, very

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clear. So that's coming up today. Also the duy Q chance to win
some stuff with her dumb ass contest. Ravey's got nerd. Now for the
hours, up birthdays, porno birthdayand trending news headlines, all that stuff.
Here on a Fridays we try toget through the morning into the weekend
as quickly as we can. Sowe have the infamous race faker. Remember
she was the n rachel Or theNAACP chapter president, Rachel Donozol. What

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her name is? Can you learnthis guy? She she lost her job
teaching at this Arizona elementary school,okay, because they found out she hasn't
only fans, but she's doing onthat Wow yeah, god, yeah,
I mean different photo. She's thephoto. What he has is quite flattering

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because she's like her late forties,probably forty pounds overweight. Wow. Yeah,
there's another one with her butt andit's gross. She doesn't she doesn't
look super fat inus at all.Some picture out. I don't know where
you got that, but that's yeah, but it does look like they put
like a weird all Yankovic's head.Because yeah, because when she was a
teenager her parents show who were bothwhite as snow. By the way,

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she had like long, straight,kind of like golden brown hair, which
she of course goes to the tanningbed a lot curled up her hair Paris
are the ones I called her out. Yeah. Yeah, she's going on
Instagram or Instagram and only fans asNikechi Diallo. Yeah, that's her game.
Yeah. And the school district foundout about her only fans because she
had the link on her public socialmedia account she was making to promote.

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She was making nineteen bucks an hourand her teaching who would hire her?
That's what I was about to sayright now. It's almost as if anybody
could be a teacher. Oh way, who's been saying that for years?
But an elementary school teacher like thiswoman is clearly problematic. Not to use
a douchey term. She just passed. She's a problem and you bring her
into to be an elementary school teacher. She's legally cuckoo. Yeah, so

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she was making nineteen bucks an hourat the teaching job while selling the content
and only fan for ninety nine amonth. Well, clearly she's selling a
lot of subscriptions because she's still teaching. She advertises content like eighteen image explicit
collection and a video of self pleasuredorgasm under the Christmas tree. Woh you
like Christmas? Sammy? I loveChristmas? Yes? Ruin it? She

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claimed she started The Only Fans intwenty twenty one as a side gig after
she was unable to get her careerback on track following the whole race scandal.
So oh, so there you go, she's not embarrassed all the time.
Oh yeah, delusion, Oh god. Uh. These three South Carolina
deputies, they're facing felony charges becausejust prankin Oh they were prank calling other

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law enforcement agencies and they would saythat a dead body had been spotted nearby.
But you know, just pranking.It pretty funny. Cops pranking other
cops. So that would cause thedepartments to send out all the emergency responders
just to find there was no deadbody. They did this same five times,
five times before they end up gettingcaught, you know. So it's
it happens in super Troopers. Sometimescops have friendly pranks with each other.

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Should be filing charges, but ifconvicted, they could spend it to five
years in jail. Ranking the misconductin office also carries a penalty of up
to one year in jail. Reacha piece a misdemeanor carries a fine about
five hundred bucks. That's another thirtydays in jail. So I'm not sure
how it's going to turn out.Doubt they'll ever go to k it just

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pranking Manne came out there, justdead body pranking. Yeah, people,
here's a Friday fail. This happenedearlier in the week after the close of
regular trading. So Lift did thisthing where they told investors that their gross
margin was expected to rise by fivehundred basis points or five percent this year,
which is huge. Yeah, right, some people are just looking for
one percent. So that news sparkeda sixty seven percent spike in the Lift

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stock, But then in a conferencecall later, their CEO had to quickly
backtrack on the forecast, telling theanalys so that there was a typo.
So they said it was a fivehundred basis points right, five percent.
It should have been a zero pointfive percent increase, not five. So
yeah, the stock price fell tofourteen dollars and thirteen cents a share.

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So the thing is like, soif you saw that and you bought in
and then man, like, youbetter have an alert set up because there's
a I bet you there's a bunchof people that lost some serious money,
some serious money on that because youbought in seeing you know, whatever this
was and then they came out likenot even immediately. I mean it it
was pretty it was pretty quick.But still I could see where you'd make
a trade or whatever. Something madea lot of money by selling too absolutely

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y yeah, yeah, like whatgives you you can sixty seven percent?
Like I don't know what your targetwas, your target price, because you
would ever set like automatic sells forcertain prices too. They said roughly forty
seven point eight million lift shares changedhands in the after hours activity, and
so they say investors are likely tofile lawsuits against Lyft. So getting ready,

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right, So you were just sayingout how expensive, right? I
know? Sharing again And by theway, they only lost twenty six million
dollars in that last quarter of lastyear. Oh is that it? Which
is compared to five hundred and eightyAnd I was going to say they're getting
the year before. How are theylosing that much money? Because people keep
buying stock, that's I mean,they get the money from people like you
and me and let ravy buying theirstock and they keep on accepting it.

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But again we talked about this,how are they losing money? Is my
point? Big operating costs they're they'repaying all these greedy drivers too much money.
Yah, yeah, they talk toany of them million not their lavist
offices full of But this happened,This happened at Amazon for it for its
first few years, they lost lostloss, and then once they got over
the hump. Yeah right, humpthat's what they lived in. Uber are

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hoping. So here you go,see bass, that's what you've been saying.
Four years after the start of thepandemic, the centers for disease Control
and Prevention are dropping the advice thatpeople need to stay home for five days
after testing positive for COVID? Wasthat what I said? Well, what's
been saying? Well, no,I'm saying, like, you know,
we've been kind of goofing on,like the reaction that everybody had when it

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first came out, and like theoverreaction. Oh yeah, the whole like
you know, spraying down your packagesfrom Yeah, I get the whole,
like being you know, better safethan sorry at first, But now,
like, why does it take thislong to start reversing a lot of that
stuff? Is it more because peoplejust don't want to admit that they're wrong.
There's a lot of that, ofcourse, Yeah, of course,
learning more as we go along andfinally here this is a woman. This

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is a this is a woman whovisited Nashville, lucky, and she has
the internet divided, you guys,because she's calling out the hotel that she
was staying at for charging one hundredand fifty dollars per towel if they were
left with makeup stains, which Iwasn't aware, Like are women aware of?
Like this is a thing? Isit? Like? Is it common?

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Like have you ever gotten charged?Not for that? But I mean
there are people that probably don't careand leave really just tels that you probably
can't even wash. Yeah, yeah, it can't be a problem. But
yeah, oh she's from Nashville,she was visiting New York. Oh well,
okay, I support this then,and she put the hotel on blast

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one hundred and fifty dollars per towelthere found makeup stains on them. She
called the hotel out over their audacity, claiming that she had never seen anything
like it in her life. Butover three hundred thousand viewers of the clib
divided in the response, one personsaying that washcloth probably cost them fifteen cents
and they're going to just bleach themanyway, I mean, are they is
she saying out the Four Seasons?Yeah, they do have a printed It's

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probably not the Four Seasons because theytook the time to print out a sign
in the bathroom to say, guys, there's actual sign. It's not just
hitting the fine prints. So howdo you wash your face? They provide
makeup wipes a person. In fact, it says please use provide it wipes
for makeup removal damage one hundredty dollarsper town. That's the sign in At
least they provide something. Oh,dude, I didn't realize with you.

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I was just staying at a hoteland the towels are lovely. They were
like nice and plush and whatever.And I got out of the shower and
you know, dried off and everything, and uh, I went to go
hang the towel up, and soit was the other side of the towel
that I didn't see, and therewas like this big brown cloud and it
was clearly like a stain of somekind. It wasn't like raw duty or

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anything like that, but like itmight have been like something like it looked
like maybe like a chick took uh, you know, the towel and just
rubbed your face and had all themakeup on it and just got stained that
way. And I was like,oh God, until after I used it.
Yeah, I got crap. Themaintenans of hotels since the pandemic,
like cleaning them just gone way downhilleverywhere. So, I mean, one

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hundred and fifty bucks per towel seemsa little steep. I mean they weren't
charge two hundred fifty bucks if yousmoke in your room. And what they
open the door nothing eight seven sevenfour Hit us up with the tech over
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politically correct world. It's Friday morning, you guys, Holiday weekend boot.
Oh yeah, that's a grip somuch. Oh my god, here's this
the weekend right. Yeah, that'sgood. That's one of my favorite smells.
It is February sixteenth, twenty twentyfour. Woody, that's raving.

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Should be nerd down here in amoment. Yeah, there's Greg Gory,
Hi minutes. Good morning to you, Good morning Sea Bass. Yeah,
we've got Sammy Sports here, Caroline'shere, Morgan our associate producer, and
then we've got Vaughan he's our videoproducer. I see that we actually have
cables hooked up to the cameras nowmanas we do, they not work.
They look awful. I mean,yeah, not the you know what.

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This is the temporary thing so wecan check out the angles. But okay,
I could see that there's some powercords busy on a couple of them.
Oh okay, yeah, this onedoesn't. Yeah, you guys remember
uh do you guys? Remember?You know you would sign up for direct
TV and it was quote free installation, and they would they would send some
you know, dope out there.And it wasn't like they were Their idea

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of installation was like bolting it tothe you know, chimney or to the
roof of the house and then justdraping a coax cable off the side of
your house. Yeah, it wasn'tlike tacked down. It wasn't nothing.
I mean, there were some guyswho were really good about it. I
have had a couple of installers whoare really good, the majority of them
if you look around like neighborhoods,like when people are first getting direct TV

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or dish or whatever installed, andit was the most whack Yeah. Yeah,
but to be fair, that's whatit looks like. It's supposed to
be like that right now, becausewe're just gonna see what the angles look
like before we tie everything down,gotcha, Yeah, all right, man
has been working on this camera projectfor a while, oh just a year
plus. Yeah yeah yeah, atleast uh we've got the DYQ coming up

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for you this hour, our dumbass contest or chance to win a prize.
Like I said, Raves gonna bea nerd. Now we'll get the
birthday's porn of Birthday in there failstory here for you. This guy mauled
to death by a lion in azoo enclosure. This is in India.
After did he went into this restrictedarea to get a selfie? All right
with the lion noise? Okay,you get what you get? Is this

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not like some drunk twenty two yearold guy or whatever? Thirty eight year
old man ignored the zoo keepers pleasestay out of the enclosure? Told,
yeah, done and dead and worthit. Oh yeah, I hope they
didn't shoot the lion. No,I mean, you know there is you

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never know, just doing its lionthing. Yeah, shout out to Robe,
exactly right. Fail, but notin the way that you might think
it's a fail. This poor bastardIllinois, he got dumped by his girlfriend
and he wasn't looking forward to Valentine'sDay. But three days after he got
dumped, he bought a lottery ticket. It hit for a million bucks.
So suck on that, bitch,fail on your part. Yep, a

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millionaire. That's right, you justdumped a millionaire. Suck yeah, dummy,
rap. That's pretty cool though,right, Yeah the pain that would
turn that fround upside down for sure? Yeah? Eight hit us up with
the text over to two two nineeighty seven. How about this story a

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mom in Michigan she got a callfrom her daughter's Heights school and they told
her that her daughter needed to coverup. Yeah, but the thing is
she was wearing her official school issuecheerleading uniform and it was a game day.
So it's common, like they alwaysdid that. And yeah, that's
right, you were a cheerleader.So yeah on game days, like your

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uniform, Yeah, it was required, Yes, you have to. Yeah,
the players like dress up. Well, the players would either dress up
like suit and tie kind of stuff, or they would wear their their jersey
on over. Yeah. Yeah,basketball suit and tie and then football were
their jersey. Right. So here'sthe mom talking about it on the local

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news. I called the school officeand I was told that they are to
wear pants under their uniforms at alltimes. It is a distraction to the
boys. I don't feel that thatshould be a distraction to the boys.
Girls have been wearing cheer uniforms issuedby the school since I was in high
school. Yes, that's the thing, Like the school issued the uniform,
they're charge of the design of them, right, right, It's like the

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girls went and made them shorter.Or whatever. Although, did you,
guys, because isn't there like somekind of thing that girls do. They'll
kind of they have tricks to makethe skirts shorter. Well, you could
roll it, I guess, butthis it really is up to the cheer
organization as a whole. So itwould be the coach, but you do
have an administrator who might be avice principal or something who's overseeing all of

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it. And people come in andyou try on the uniforms and it's what
they pick out. Yeah. Theschool released to statement saying that athletic uniforms
may not meet school dress code requirements. Well pants, Well this is the
case for the length of the cheerleadingskirts. How maybe her daughter's just too
hot? Yeah right, Well,I'm sure it's all a bunch of supermodels

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complaining him. All right, guys, Well, no, this is the
school. I understand. There stillhas to be somebody complaining about some fat
and original theme teacher. And I'mconfused. They're still wearing them at the
games, right, So what's thedifference there? Class, And you're not
trying to distract boys, you know, from their academics, so the boys

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can be distracted at the game.But not in science. It's so weird.
You don't want them to be likeboying and yeah right, yeah,
you want you want the blood intheir brains and not their boners. It
but during games, yeah, maybe'sread to go with some nerding out.
This is nerding out with Raby.I put nerd about this Friday morning.

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Well, the movies that are outthis week, they came out on Wednesday,
Bob Marley, OneLove, and MadamWebb. So over on streaming,
Netflix has this docudrama the critics sayis a perfect companion to Oppenheimer, and
it is Einstein and the Bomb,which tracks Einstein from when he was fleeing
from the Nazis up until when Oppenheimerput together the Bomb. Speaking of Oppenheimer,

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that is now available for you tostream on peacock. Hulu has all
the episodes up there of season twoof Amy Schumer, showing you might have
seen she's been out and about promotinglife and Beth. On Amazon Prime Video,
j Low is front and center.This is Me Now a love story
and I'm like, what is this? Apparently it is a according to the

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tagline, a musical and visual reimaginingof the life events that inspired her new
album This Is Me Now. Allright, cool? Okay. Critics given
it an eighty six percent. Butyou know, you see the full length
Dunk King's commercial. Yeah, andyou saw that Fat Joe was in it,
Like, oh, that's random,fat, there's Fat Joe. Fat

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Joe is part of this thing too. Is all over for him. We
did a bunch of stuff together.Well, he's in this This Is Me
Now a love story. Oh ohand for Sammy Yes on Apple TV plus
The Dynasty. The New England Paper. Yes, yeah, they're releasing it
two of ten episodes weekly for fiveweeks now. The review that I saw

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said the early the episodes are forPatriots fans, the middle episodes are for
those of us who hate the Patriots, and then the ending episodes are actually
kind of bittersweet, just showing howBrady and Belichick really fell apart and didn't
get along. Yeah, just aBelichick did dumped on here pretty hard.
Sounds like it. Yeah, becausethere was something I saw, I think
it might have been in a relationsto this. They're saying that, you

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know, Tom Brady was saying thathe didn't want to sign up for anymore.
Bill Bellichie, Oh right, yeah, that he was gone no matter
what they offered him. That's whathappens in these the last episodes, but
the first two are up today forpeople who love the Patriots. So there
was an article in Bloomberg this weekthat said, after the sales of PlayStation
five fell below expectations, that Sonyis saying that the console is in the

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latter stage of its life cycle already. I feel like it just got here.
Well for you, you just boughtit. That's true, it did
just get here for me. Sonyhad set a target of twenty five million
PS fives to be sold during theircurrent financial year, which doesn't end until
March thirty first next year, buthas now revised that number to twenty one

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million because I guess PS five salesover the holidays came in lower expected.
Overall, there are fifty four pointseven million PS five's out there sold in
just over three years. It turnsfour in November, so if it holds
true, there were seven years betweenPS four and PS five. If that
holds, he has six would launchin November twenty twenty seven, and then

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Raby, we'll get it in twentythirty. Yeah, and keeping a game,
And there was a big article inthe Hollywood Reporter talking about how all
these big entertainment studios are now droppingbig money in gaming investments, with CEOs
like Disney's Bob Iiger and Warner BrothersDavid Zaslov making some oh really statements This
week. Iiger said after Disney droppedone point five billion dollars in Epic Games,

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which is Fortnite, He said,when I I saw gen Z and
jen Alpha and even millennials and Isaw the amount of time they were spending
in terms of their total media screentime on video games, it was stunning
to me. It was equal towhat they spend on TV and movie.
Oh, I would say, more, what year is this? David Zaslov,

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who was lucky enough to just inheritWarner Brothers Gaming when he took over,
he said, games will be evenmore important to our fans in the
future. So having this asset inour arsenal is a critical differentiator and a
real growth opportunity is a word saladfor I just that's why I didn't realize

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this. The Nintendo was released intoeighty five. Superintendo released in ninety one,
So that's nuts. Okay, youknow six years isn't a bad time.
Okay, just to consider that Davidyou know, had released Hogwarts Legacy
under Warner Brothers Gaming, twenty twomillion copies, sold one billion dollars in
revenue generated from that. Now thereis a bit like right now, it's

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kind of very thin at the theaters, Like basically you'd be best off just
going to see what's nominated for Oscars. But there is a big movie a
few weeks away that would be DunePart two, And they had the London
premiere last night. I'm sure yousaw Zendaya dressed basically like a cyblade did
yeah? About the body suit?The movie has been shown to journalists as

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well, and the early reactions areover the top, as most early reactions
are calling Dune Part two a triumpheven more immense than the first. But
Denis Villeneuve somehow made it more immenseyet more intimate. Were those the people
that went to the junket the moviestudio exactly the ones I trust the most

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free ride that body suit like someimagery from the seventies, though, It's
like, I feel like it's evenolder, and what is there anything to
do with the movie at all?No? Okay, just I want to
look hot yeah, and a rowbody, Yes, yeah from something and success
she she did look hot and rowbody. I'm ready for stuff. Check out
the nerd Out podcast at the Wittyshow dot com. All right, the

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Woody Show. All right, sowe have our dumbass contest ready to go.
We told you before the break we'relooking for you to call in if
you want to play eight seven sevenforty four Woodie. That's eight seven seven
forty four Woody. Hey, ladiesand gentlemen, let's do it. Let's
play the tu i q uyq timeeverybody and uh, let's go and say

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hi to our contest's say hi toNicholas. Good morning, Nicholas, Nicholas,
good morning, Happy Friday to you. All right, so we're gona
play the u i Q and Iwanted to get you on the line,
so Seabasket explain the way the gameworks to everybody. That's right. It's
very easy. You're gonna guess whether'drum people can answer trivia questions correctly.

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I'll ask them a question. Youwon't guess the answer to the question.
You know that everyone knows the answer. Most of you'll guess whether the drunk
person could get the answer right,and if you guess correctly twice out of
three times, you win. Yeah, and then we'll ask medicine Sam.
You don't have to try to guess. I mean you can for funzies,
but it doesn't count toward you know, winning a prize or not. But
yeah, it is funsies. Andwe also give you a little insight into

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the person before we get to thequestions that count toward that prize. And
this is just a you know,gonna gauge if you will just out with
it or not with it? Theyare and who do we have this week?
This is Ray as you're about tohear, and he's doing what a
lot of people do. He's cruisingthe strip in Las Vegas with a big,
tall yard of slushy alcoholic drink isvery affordable. Yeah, that's yeah.

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I've stop buying those. I mean, they're fine. The coolest ones
are the ones that are shaped byguitars. I did. I ran to
a guy for the I ran toa guy at the Gronk Beach party who
was had a guitar over his shoulderand he was taking a sip out of
it and he was having a greattime. They are Yeah, that's right.
We'll talk to me about that,all right. My name is Overtime,
right, what do youdrink? Yougotta senior frogs up right there defending

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slash Tuesday, A slushy peanut colata. It's whatever? Strong are you in
from's? What's state? Ohio?Nice? Very nice? What's the best
thing about living in Ohio? Idon't know a farm land? Food?
The food food? What are youtalking about? Philly from Pennsylvania? I

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know cheeseburgers. Okay, I knowthis. This is gonna upset you this
opinion, but I think Ohio mightbe the worst state in the Union.
Yeah, there's just nothing there.I've been in Cleveland. They have like
three cool things. Yeah, theyhave that food hall. But you're talking
about Cleveland specifically, right, Butthat's really the only place I've been in

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it. The only food they're knownfor, which we've had on this show
Skyline below dog food, Greg Garbage. Yes, you know where they make
Skyline Chili in a toilet. Yeah, they just wait for people truck stops
to leave. They go in there, they harvested, they can it up,
and they put on shelves gross disgust. Yeah, all right, Nicholas,

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that is our drink. That's ourdrunk friend. Ray, Are you
ready for question number one here onthe d uy Q. All right,
name any Stanley Cup winning team inthe past five years? All right,
any Stanley Cup winning team from thelast five years. I'm just sweeping it
for no. I agree, Ray, all right, sweeps it? Yeah?

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No, for no, I agreewith Ravy on that ye Greg as
well, Yeah, I know.Sweet? Okay minutes. Do you think
that the Ray's going to get it? No? No, Sammy? Do
you think you will get it right? Right? Or wrong? Wrong?
All right? So we all sayno on Ray here, what do you
think, Nickolos? Yes or no? For question number one? With that

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slur, not a chance? Allright? Question number one for the d
u i Q, name any StanleyCup winning team in the past five years?
Menace the King's right, they've wonin the past five years. We'll
come back to that answer, allright, Sammy the Canucks? The Canucks?
Okay, well those are both wrong. For variety, you're the biggest

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fan of what what the hockey team? Well, it depends on the day.
It could be the Kraken right fromthe beginning, but before they were
even announced, who's a huge fanof the No, dude gold. But
that's I thought, that's been longerthan five years. No, it was
last year. Oh really, reallyfan over here? They got close their

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first year, right they did?They made finals? Things won ten years
ago, but that was a whileago. And by the way, famously
no Canadian team has won it.And what it's been a long time Canadian
drought. Yeah, look what Ijust I just watched gritty videos online and
that the fly that's all. He'sa panda because I show up to work

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in Jerseys. What are you talkingabout? Okay, I avalanche lightning twice
in blues. But question number onefor the d uy Q, Nicholas here
on the phone said that he wouldnot know. Let's see if he's on
the board with a point, nameany Stanley Cup winning team in the past
five years. I'm almost soccer,the Blue Jackets in high right soccer.

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I talked to you there. Youknow it's still me. Yeah, you
idiots. You think the guy askingthe questions with no thing? Yeah,
soccer soccer. Hey, great news, Nicholas, you are on the board.
You at one point here on thed u i Q. All right,
question number two, what number isneutral? pH? Huh triple?

(30:03):
No, the hell's that again?What he's half a menace over here?
So hell, okay, don't withoutwithout texting the answer over so anybody can
see it. Do you know I'masking the listeners do you know the answer
to this question? What number isneutral? pH? I mean you could
make an educated guess, right,and you can. You could also be

(30:29):
Yeah, perhaps you could also bea twelve year old in seventh grade and
then you would really know it.Yeah, it's basic, basic, basic
science. What number is neutral?pH? It's also been that this is
going to be kind of a clue. It's it's all over the bottling these
days for water. Oh oh,if that gives you a nick, it's
just out of curiosity. Do youknow what the hell that is? Don't

(30:52):
don't give the answer, but doyou know what the answer is? No?
Good Lord? The brain cells arestruggling. Yeah, yeah, the
hell it time was like, ohhere, it's like Japanese. There's our
mention Japan. You though, Iknow, I'm saying we've got to figure
out a way to mention Japan insome way, shape or form. I
appreciate it all. Uh raby youalready swept. All right, Greg Gory,

(31:15):
triple no, triple no. Iwill go triple no as well.
Medicine, Sammy, Do you thinkthat right here is going to get it?
No, Nicholas, do you thinkthe ray's going to get it?
I'm gonna go quadrupleno, including myself. Okay, okay, all right,
now before we go to medicine,Sammy, I'm gonna have question number two
here? What number is neutral?P h? All right, Uh,

(31:36):
let's go to Ravy. I hadan educated guess and I looked it up
to see if you looked it upwhere it was your guest? Correct?
What was was it? Okay?And then great Gory, what what was
your guest? Uh? My educatedguess was wrong? I then like you
looked it up? Oh man,I had to see. I didn't say
it was he said, I'm notsaying to you. This is mocking of

(31:57):
Sea Bass. A person who questionsis something something based in science, which
he's got a degree in chemical engineering, and which I learned in middle school,
learned this is monkey's beating on theobelisk? Are monkeys throwing their poop
at the scientists? Playing in yourpoop? Playing the apes? Yes,

(32:22):
I feel like sometimes, all right, menace, what number is neutral?
pH? I wrote down two two? I wrote down nine point six?
Nine point six. I have nono ideas on a water bottle. I
don't know why I thought nine pointsix. Well, because a lot of
stupid people will buy they buy alkalinewater these days, to higher therefore more

(32:45):
basic pH, which is higher thanthe neutral of seven. Oh, how's
neutral? How's seven? Neutral?Scale of zero to fourteen? So it's
in the middle. That's a weirdscale. It is still like a you
know, one to zero to ten. Why not just be z? Yeah?
Why not just be zero? Yeah? Yeah, a few more I
had that number. Tender scale isweird too, unless's kelvin of course,

(33:08):
all right, of course tell metwice. Well, yeah, because they
use silly all right, Nicholas said, no question number two d U,
I Q what number is neutral?pH? Oh? Oh my god,
I know it. I know.Take your tack. Yeah, I'm thinking

(33:29):
three sixteen, but that's stone coldthree sixteen. Yeah, oh, Nicholas,
that was really stressful, coming boy. All right, Nicholas, congratulations,
my friend to dinner. See that'swere you in the vicinity when Ray
threw up? Because he's close yeah, he's not a guy that like there's

(33:52):
a bubblic under the sound to him. I didn't see it though. No,
all right, well, Nicholas,congratulations, you are the winner here
this week for the d y Q. Thank you so much for listening to
the Wooded Show. We appreciate that, and have yourself a great weekend.
There goes Nicholas. You still havea question number three? Okay for the

(34:15):
d U i Q. What characterhas a backpack named backpack? Alright,
one more time? What character hasa backpack named backpack? All right?
Joy knows this, I would onlyhave to I would guess. But I
don't know this. I wouldn't expectGregan. Now I want to explain why

(34:37):
in a second, I'm not sureif Menace knows. Do you know what
it is? Yeah? You doknow. I'm gonna say no to Menace
and no to Ray. All right? Uh no, how old is well?
Because he's got that like I don'tknow, thirty maybe, but he
could be twenty five. I don'tHe couldn't even pronounce his name. So

(34:59):
in the best thing from Ohio isPhilly cheese steaks or cheese? True?
True? All right, I willgo hmmm, I have no idea what
this is or it's all right,triple now she does. Okay, she
does have the look, all right, so Sammy, yes, no poker
face, thank you, thank you. She finally gets one, right,

(35:22):
she lights up ing down really fast. You are glowing. This is our
wheelhouse for sure. Yeah. Okay, so I'll say I'll go with Raby
on this one. I'll get inthat threesome with you. Yeah, get
in there. Noise menace. Doyou think that I think is going to
get it? Actually I think heis, Yeah, Sammy, No,

(35:46):
all right. Question number three forthe d uy Q. What character has
a backpack named backpack Menace? JohnnyBackpack Johnny Street Craig question credibility here,
I'm gonna go out of Lemon said, that's probably not right, that's incorrect.
Okay, he knows it. CanI guess first? Yep? I
had two guesses. My first instinctwas SpongeBob, spongebomb and yes, and

(36:10):
then my second guess was pee weeHerman Herman, Dora the Explorer? Is
that right? That fact? Gregwould know because he wasn't a little It
was like forty okay, my kidsnever got into Dora at all. I
don't know. Maybe your daughter isa little bit older. My niece who's

(36:30):
going to be twenty. That waslike her wheelhouse. And we watched the
we've never seen one episode of it. Yeah, all right, well it's
backpack. That's pretty cool, allright. Question number three for the d
uy Q. What character has abackpack named backpack? Dora frem much hold

(36:52):
on, hello, come on us'tyou're going right? So it's not so
it's not Johnny backpack, Thank youso much. This is all right.

(37:20):
Kevin Smith has arrived. You guys, I was got a little nervous I
know, well no, no,no, no, I know, but
like you know, any guys,when someone's not used to being, you
know, getting going at a certaintime of day, you know, like,
uh yeah, we've we've had tohappen before bro slept in. But

(37:44):
also he's not he's not smoking weedor anything anymore. So that's right.
He's very clear. Kevin Smith isis on his way up. Nice.
So we were wondering, uh,you know, with that shooting that happened
at the Super Bowl prade, likewhat the hell happened? Apparently with some
kind of dispute amongst a group ofpeople disrespected me, bro as you do

(38:08):
when someone is disrespected. I mean, you draw weapons and you just start
shooting into a very crowded area withlots of kids around. Yeah, like
you know, maybe for like aSuper Bowl victory prede or something, that's
how you do it. It's weird, how like that used to be kind
of romanticized and respect. Do youthink about wild West? You know,
wider it used to be someone calledyou a puss, you say, okay,
all right, let's let's shoot.I think it is. And by

(38:29):
the way, I think it isMissouri where there's like some politician who's trying
to bring back the duel. Didyou see that. Yeah, talked about
it before. So if there's abeef with another, like a politician words,
you could settle it with a duel. I'm not even google it.
I mean, hello, that's Missouripolitician duel. Look at Hamilton the music

(38:49):
it's you know, get it,it's all about dueling. It is.
Yeah, I haven't watched it.So, yeah, the press conference yesterday,
the Kansa City Police chief updated everybodyon what was going on. So,
uh, twenty three people injured,one dead. At least half of
the victims are under the age ofsixteen, the oldest victim forty seven,
and appeared to be a dispute betweenseveral people that had no nexus to terrorism.

(39:15):
So it's not like one of these, you know guys, who's going
up to shoot up the crowd.Its just beefing. Oh this mad Yeah,
just out here beefing idiots eight sevenseven forty four. Wooding hit us
up of that text over to twotwo ninety seven. This is Friday check
in. Hit those over to twotwo nine eighty seven. Just make sure
you tell us your name and exactlywhere you're at and what part of town

(39:37):
you're listening. We want to giveyou the proper shout out. You guys.
Sometimes we get a really good one. It's like I mean, I'd
love to or one that has wishedme a happy birthday with the right birthday.
Yeah, can you wish my wifea happy birthday? Happy birthday wife?
Yeah. I hit us up onthat text over to two to two
nine eight seven. Kevin Smith joinsus. Next the Woody Show, be
back back, back yard, backin a bed, a Woody Shoe Show

(40:00):
show, and please welcome another newhour of insensitivity training for a politically correct
world on this Friday morning. It'sFebruary the sixteenth, twenty twenty four,
and please welcome to the studio ourgood buddy, writer, director, actor,

(40:21):
podcaster. For many many years,he was actually one of the like
he came over on the Mayflower ofpodcasting. Yeah, I really did.
It's I am the Miles Standiship podcast. You are sell myself to a TikTok
generation. Yeah, I'm so silent, milesy. It's Kevin Smith's everybody's Vina.

(40:45):
Actually, you know what I forgotto add to your resume. You're
now radio guy Kevin Smith. That'strue. Thanks to you folks here.
Menace had sent a message forward fromRobin who works up up downstairs downstairs our
sister station, to jump on that. Oh that's downstairs, Hey man,

(41:07):
AM is downstair FM up here inthe house. Not at all, by
the way, they got the nicebreakroom down there. Yeah they do.
Now you're pulling back a little bitbecause now now it's just like, you
know, there's nothing wrong with AM. There is, but there it will
be more convenient if we were onthe fourth floor. It's less of a
track for us to go get snacks. Yeah, they men has sent a

(41:30):
message from Robin, who works there, and that said, like, I'd
been on Gary and Shannon show.I guess last year when I was out
promoting Clerks three, and as Ido on every radio shows, like oh
my god, I would do thisover my job any day and they're like
a ha ha, But I'm likeno, I'm serious. And she believed
me, and she went looking forme for like a year. Yeah,
she's the program director of that station, and yeah. She was like,

(41:52):
can you do you want to fillin for them? And I was like,
oh my god, yeah, yeah, you know, I was doing
it for I did it for liketwo days, and I met the dude
who runs iHeart and he was like, why are you doing this? And
I was like because I lived sixminutes away, and why does anybody I

(42:13):
rest the money? And I waslike, well, yeah, I guess
there's that. But you've mentioned beforewhen you've come in that, like when
we're talking in the halls, thatyou wanted to do like a weekend show
or something like that. I woulddo this show, but every chair is
taken in this room. Whenever Icome into this room, it seems like
you cram one more person into theroom. So I'm like, I guess
this place is the arc is full. Man. I'll get into the idea

(42:36):
that we had for for Kevin's visittoday. But he's got a lot going
on. He's, of course,you know, doing all kinds of stuff
with this movie theater that he ownsNew Jersey. You know, do I
own the movie theater I grew upgoing so as a kid just super cool
with my friends. Yeah. Imean, like if I if I bought
the radio station that I grew uplistening to, I think that'd be kind
of how the full circle thing asa new radio dude, how much time

(43:00):
do we have? What's our what'sour drop? Well, we're gonna do
this one really quick because I wantto turn over the next two segments to
the new radio expert in our life, Kevin Smith. Yes and no before
Well, if you're turning it overme, then I'm gonna turn it back
to you and say you're wrong.And what we're gonna do is tell the
story of how we did this thingin the movie and then play the movie
thing. Oh okay, and wecan f around with like listen to Kevin

(43:20):
be a boss jock, which ismy new favorite term. When we were
we were doing something the other day, and you'll hear about it that when
we come I guess when we comeback with sure, that's the thing about
it. That's the only bad thingabout radio. Like I'm showing some podcasting
where it's like kids were on oureight hour. But there's when we come
back, we will I'll tell thestory of how Woody opens my new movie.

(43:44):
Yeah, and it makes me cool, so happy, like unbelievably happy.
I drove over here at five pointthirty in the morning, and I
should have been bitter, but Iwas so happy because I kept watching that
on a loop while driving. Iwas so I was so touched. He
crushed it by text that I gotfrom Kevin later the day. Later that
day after we you know, didthe thing for his movie, and he

(44:05):
was so over the top and Icouldn't tell if this is just you know,
that's the guy. Like every timeyou're on the show, we have
a guest on the show, Iwill hit them up and go, hey,
really appreciate you stopping buy it.You know, I always love having
you you know kind of thing andthank you. And but I got there
that I could tell like he wasI'm like, wow, really cool,
it's awesome, Like he was soover the top about it. Loved it.
Yeah, and Tony once we becauselike everything in movies, it's a

(44:29):
bunch of elements that get married together. Right. So we were behind a
mike in the in the studio overthere where we're mixing the movie not far
from here, yep, over atUgo Sound, right down the street.
That was very convenient too, Thankyou. Snacks there for me. So
it was like for the long walk, here's some freedom, which which,

(44:49):
of course, you know, I'mnot used to any of this stuff.
I don't know how and this stuffworks. I saw the snacks sitting there.
Originally I'm like, just assume there'sa one for me. I'm like,
oh, those are for the otherpeople who work here. That's that's
the difference between like radio and moviepeople. Radio people walk in, they're
like, oh, somebody left peanutsfor somebody else, and movie people are
like, someone left peanuts for me. Yeah. There was a bottle of
water sitting out of stool, right. I had no idea. I brought

(45:15):
my own drink. I saw abag of snacks. I'm pretty sure it
wasn't for me. It's the difference. Man, I told these cats.
I was like, he's pro he'sleaving his real radio job to come to
our fake radio. Yeah. Yeah. So we recorded Woody and then wood
he left and I went into thestage and we started building the layers,
and you know, I had theZ one hundred stinger to end with yeah,

(45:36):
because you know, Kevin grew upin New Jersey the same way that
that I did. And I sayI lived in the area. I got
all the New York radio stations andall the Philadelphia radio station that we didn't
get. We didn't get MR andstuff. So the two stations that I
listened to, I think the well, there was three. There was a
local station in New Jersey w PST, which I ended up working for one
of my earlier jobs. That wastalk about like you buying the movie theater.

(45:57):
That to me, it was oneof those kind of moments where they
station they're in Princeton, New Jersey, but it's crazy because it's the rich
area. It's right in the middleof New York and Philly. So like
it's this little small quote small marketradio station that reaches over a million people,
Like every time you crack the micbecause it's so highly densely populated or
whatever. Right, so I don'tknow why I have no idea what goes

(46:20):
on in Princeton, New Jersey,but for some reason, yeah, well
Princeton University. Yeah, that's whyit's fancy Albert Einstein, you know there
it is. Yeah, I wasplaying with a joke. Yeah, but
he was like, well you know, Prince, yeah, in fact checking
me like Wikipedia, how about youJerseys playing my native land to you?
Because let me tell you, thinkabout radio. Yeah, you're not talking
to me, you're talking to exactly. But yeah, this is what Robin

(46:44):
told me when I was doing Ijust to drop that. She goes,
Kevin, you're not talking to everybody. You were talking to one person in
their car. Yeah. She waslike, because you're always like She's like,
I think it's great that you're likehey, kids, but she's like,
there are no kids. It's oneperson you're speaking to. And and
when I wrap my head around that, I was like, oh, I'm
not for radio because I'd like totalk to as many people as boss.

(47:06):
But the other thing is too likeevery time, you know, you'll learn
the longer year around radio everything thatthe Boss is as sweet as they can
be and Robin's one of the sweetest. If they could do this job,
they would do it because it paysway better. It doesn't then the job
that they're doing the Muckety muck people. It pays way better than the That's
the discussion we'll have off mic thatwill be a deciding factor or how serious

(47:27):
I am about radio? What isradio money like? Because as we all
know, as the mediums go islike radio TikTok pretty much old TV in
the eighties. No, the orderis, well, in this medium you
have the advantage that you're already famous, so they love throwing money at you.

(47:49):
Exactly. Oh, I just haveto show up. But then beyond
you have to give a show.That's the thing. It's like, what
did Seth Rogen say about doing standup? He's like, I go do
stand up now, and he's like, first eight men, and it's they'll
laugh at anything I say because ofthe movies I've made. But after eight
minutes you better start bringing something orwell, It's like Adam Carolla said about
how to be a successful money makingpodcaster, there's three rules. Number one

(48:12):
is be famous, Number two befamous, and number three be famous helps
whole lot I can't argue with thatas it is. But so you mentioned
as Z one hundred. I grewup listening to Z one hundred out of
New York and it was Eagle oneoh six in Philadelphia, and those are
my two favorite stations along with theWPST station. And so yeah, getting

(48:32):
the opportunity because I always wanted tobe on Z one hundred. Eagle one
of six is no longer around,but I always wanted to be on Z
one hundred, and even though that'sone of our sister stations in the company,
I've begged and begged to make letme do one Let me do one
airshift on Z one hundred. Itcould be overnight, but I just want
to, like the check that box. And the guy who is in charge
of all the program directors in theentire company keeps saying, well, I'm

(48:55):
not in charge of that, likethe heck, you're not call today.
I think we can we can flipthat script, how about you? And
I think well with the with thewith the opening of the movie now,
because you literally are boss jockin Zone hund because back in the day,
like in the eighties, that's whatthey call it. They called it boss
jocket because rule, because the DJhas always had that big kind of pukey,

(49:16):
big thing. It's the top ofthe hour, splitting the patterns,
the platters that matter. Blah blahblah, your cottage. This is my
favorite term of art. Yeah,I've been using it everywhere. I'm like
boss jockey. I was like,you know, in the eighties, people
like in the mic on a radio, that's boss jock. Now because you
would you had said when we weretalking about, you know what this is
going to be, and how youwanted the sound and everything else, like

(49:37):
none of that laconic nonsense, becauseI want because I want to go back
to a time where people were excitedto be on the radio. I know
what you're talking about. Because nowit's like you have these guys who are
like you know, Broadway, BillLee, real Deal, Mike Neil,
these are the these are the guys. And now it's like, Hi,
it's Lisa with you. Everybody's oneword in the name. Yeah, Like

(49:59):
there's no like showmanship to it anymore. Now it's like we're talking in tweets
this one hundred and forty characters ata time. You're talking about a guy
with radio so deep in his blood. That when I was like, I
want you to do a Z onehundred. I didn't know the term boss
jock afterwards, and now I won'tnineteen eighty six, but that was like,
you know, like like skinny Bobby, He's like, what about Alvarez?
What about that? He started listingall the other names. Yeah,

(50:20):
oh yeah, Kelly, I've cometo the right man. Oh yeah,
all these guys who used to beWhen do we have to break? Well,
like five minutes, yeah, ago, Yeah, we're gonna take the
break. We'll come back. Ken. This is me literally taking over the
radio. I'm like, yeah,to break, yeah, wolfman jack there's
there're not Yeah, yeah, wellthe jackal all right, we're gonna take

(50:45):
the break. Kevin Smith is heremore what do you show next? So?
What do you show? We'll beright back. Well, Kevin Smith
is here, and so he's gota Babylon event happening. He does Hollywood
Babylon on a pretty regular basis,and that is March ninth. It's gonna
be at Flappers in Burbank and ticketsFlappers, yep, Flappers. You can

(51:06):
you can find fun show kids loveFlappers. Yeah, you can get Is
that gonna be with Ralph. It'sRalph Garman. It's us biting the hand
that feeds. As they say atPhilly, all that, John, Yeah,
all that, Yeah, John,John. Can I just tell you?
I mean, you guys just yousteam all over because you're used to
it and you do it all thetime. But the magic of watching the

(51:28):
news handoff to like that's brought toyou by this coming into everything about this,
Like I just adore and see.That's how I feel like whenever I'm
on a set for like the thingyou think it is, a grass is
always greener on the It's interesting becauseit's not your everyday thing. Yeah,
but but this, and I guessthere is crossover and as much as like
you've been watching movies your whole life, so like if you're on a movie

(51:50):
set, you're like, oh mygod, I've got to work and familiarity.
But here when I watch all this, I'm like, this is the
soundtrack of my childhood. We didn'thave like cable TV, let alone the
internet, so radio was the lifelineto the rest of the world, the
same way the kids today know whatkids doing like Denmark or whatever because of
TikTok. It's like we knew whatwas happening, at least in New York
because the radio, or if youlived in a really good place in Jersey,

(52:15):
New York and Philly as you canget both broadcasts. But watching y'all
do it, man, I don'twant to glaze. It's a bad example.
No, it's kind of a mess. It's sweet, it's you got
it, but it's a coordinated mess. It is coordinated mess. Yeah.
No, but I guess I couldsee that where people. I feel like
when people visit a movie set,at first they're like, this is amazing,

(52:35):
and then five minutes in they're like, this is boring because you just
keep doing the same stuff over andover. Yeah. I think it's fascinating.
I think it's really cool. AndI enjoined every minute of them because
I decided to hang out and seehow stuff works. Like you were saying,
Hey, so we have Kevin Smithin charge. I asked him to
pick any song he wanted. Thefirst thing that popped into his mind was
Paul McCartney the Band on the Run. Any particular reason why this is the

(52:58):
song that like, if somebody waslike with a gun in my head,
as you could take one song withyou for the rest of your life.
I think I would choose this,not because it's my favorite song ever,
but it's three songs in one,so I'd be beating the system a little
bit. Well, here it is. It's the Woodie Show, hood Hoodie
Hoody Hoody Show. So if youwant to find Kevin Smith on social media,

(53:24):
at that Kevin Smith on X.I still can't get in the habit
of calling it X. I juststop and remind myself, Oh, it's
Twitter. I always just say yeah, I would exist, yeah, and
of course Instagram at that Kevin Smith. All right, So Kevin, I
mean, the floor is yours.This is you'r the radio expert. Now

(53:45):
let me I'm gonna continue telling mystory. But and for those who came
in late, I got this moviecalled the four thirty Movie, which we
quietly made or in the summer,in the midst of the strikes. We
got one of those waivers and sowe shot it at my movie theater back
in New Jersey, the when Igrew up going to and bought with my
friends. When I knew we weregoing to get the movie theater, I

(54:07):
said, you know what, I'mgoing to write a movie for the movie
theater number one. I got freelocation number two. The place looks old
as hell. Inside it has beenchanged. You know. It's a one
hundred year old movie theater in aone hundred and ten year old building.
I doubt they've updated the seats inat least ten fifteen years and stuff.

(54:28):
And the seats in the main theaterare the same seats I sat in when
I was in high school. Ohwow, So it's period. You walk
in and it looks like the seventies, the eighties, but really it was
built in the sixties. So Iwas like, I'm gonna write a period
piece, set it in nineteen eightysix, and shoot it in the movie.
Because its long. I felt like, if I'm in the movie theater,
I'm constantly in a wherever I shouldpoint the camera. I don't have

(54:51):
to make it look old. Italready looks old. If you go outside,
there's the danger of like, heythere's a new car, Hey there's
a somebody on cell phone or something. Side you control. It's like having
your own sound stage. Yeahst SoI made this movie and it's about these
kids in high school their first dayback in nineteen eighty six. It's a
teenage movie. It's probably if itgets rated, it'll be PG thirteen because

(55:14):
nobody even says the F word,believe it or not, even though I've
made a living half of the Fwords back very strong, backup when you
first were putting this together, youwould ask me if I wanted to be
in the movie. As I thoughtthat whoa, whoa, whoa. I
thought this was my show. Bro, Yeah off, back off, you're
a beast here. I got toset up that story. Hold on,
let me get there, because Idid have a request. I did make

(55:36):
the request about the F word.Yeah, he did. He wanted to
curse, but I was like,man, we can't curse. I don't
want to curse in this movie.I want to try to do one where
we don't curse. Okay, soit is. It's a very tame movie.
Since it's set in eighty six.We didn't curse back then, so
you get away with it whatnot.But I have no trying to tell you
that much. Yes, I've beentrying to tell you that because they're all

(55:57):
like we were swearing when we weresix. Ye. No, my life
was not like that. I wouldhave been killed, my parents, yeah,
my friends. So even if itslipped out like I remember Matthew Creeden
I was, I was six yearsold. I was in first grade.
Matthew Creeden said the F where thefirst time I'd heard it in my life.
And I went into Our teacher wasMiss Beatty. She had gray hair

(56:17):
and old lady and stuff. Isaid, Miss Beatie, what does F
mean? When her eyes went sowide, she said, if you say
it again, I'll kick you inthe shins. And I was like,
miss Beati, whata are shins?Like? You know? I was lost
at that point, but there wasno cursing. I don't think I really
started using peppering my vernacular with thesame obscenities I would make a living off

(56:38):
of for thirty years until I reallystarted hanging out with Jason Muse. He
made it really yeah, he madeit. I was like, God,
he makes it sound like music andyeah, and it's like casual and he
felt like, oh, I feellooser. This feels. That is so
weird, though, because I thinkit might have been regional because Greg and
I grew up in the same areaand the sea word wasn't a big deal.

(56:58):
But it's not a reaching thing likepick up ye you were? I
mean I was raised Cathro Yeah yeah, general area as Kevin, and we
were like on the plate, notwith adults, it was just among other
kids. Yeah. Man, evenman didn't really kick in for us when
young. You also don't even knowwhat is a swear, like exactly.
I thought the word naked was aswear. Yes, well when we were

(57:20):
kids. Yeah, depending on howyou were raised. Yeah, you couldn't
say it sucks. Sucks, noway you'd get I couldn't say no to
my mother. One time I saidno and my mom was like what.
She was like, you gotta getup to take the cat litter out?
No, And she goes, whatno? And then she she got so

(57:43):
in my face. She used dadas a weapon all the time. My
old man I worked at the postoffice, so he was like away a
lot. She was like when hecomes home, oh you're dead. So
if we cursed, forget it.Yeah. So the kids grow up in
nineteen eighty six, So at thatpoint, we're making a movie set in
nineteen eighty six, and so we'vegot like the movie opens with a series
of what they call vanity cards,production company logos and stuff like that.

(58:07):
I had four of them, includingthe one for smod Coo. Ours had
music over it. The other threeare silent, and you know it's death
when you're opening a movie and it'sjust quiet, no music over the logo
cards or anything. So it's abouttwenty five thirty seconds of real estate of
dead air, which I'm like,I gotta fill because otherwise people are gonna
be like, what happened to thesound, and everyone's unsettled right before the

(58:29):
movie begins. So I was like, well, the movie starts in eighty
six, starts with the song playingon the radio, the New Shoes song
I Can't Wait, a great song. I love that song. One of
my favorite movies in the world isA Valley Girl, and that movie opens
with Yes, I love this movie. It opens with you know, radio
broadcast first on the Hollywood side andthen it drifts over to the valley side

(58:51):
as they cross over the hill andstuff. American Graffiti, of course,
opens with radio. So I waslike, this really would set the tone
if I if I just did thetail end of a song and then did
what we would later turn and findout is called boss jocking, like you
know, talking it up and whatnot, and then bam, the first frame

(59:12):
of the movie is when the songdrops. So if you do it right,
it's gonna sound like a song ending. It's gonna sound like what we
just did here a few minutes ago. Song ends, or we talk and
then suddenly you go into something elseand then come back into it and stuff.
So I had spoken to Woody likea long time ago about hey,
man, come be in the movie. And then we had such a low
budget and stuff. We couldn't flypeople out the strike strike and stuff.

(59:34):
So they were they were very likemy schedule because you know, when they
were able to shoot it, whatdo He asked for a lot of money.
I got it. He was like, you know who I am?
I actually do I'm MEANWHI I'm afraidto touch the snacks. Meanwhile, this
water couldn't possibly be for me,sure totally, So you know, I

(59:55):
was like, oh, this isit because I was going to do it
myself at one point because I'm notthe movie at all. I was like,
oh, I could be in there, and I was like, if
people pick me up, they'll pullme out. I was like, they'll
they'll pull them out of the movie. Once again, the last thing you
want to do in the opening secondsof the movie is have anyone unsettled.
You want to be completely relaxed asthe show begins. So I was like,

(01:00:15):
no, I'm gonna hand it offto a pro. And I was
like, and I asked, wouldhe be in it? But he couldn't
be in it. I said,but here's the chance to be in it.
So I reached out to him andI was like, hey, man,
I want to do this thing,and he said yes, came over
across the street to Ugo Sam,we were mixing the movie and did it.
So I just want to set itup for you and then we'll play
it. They can hear it,we can play it. Oh yeah,
all right. So there are fourlogos that opened the movie my thing,

(01:00:38):
it's the heavy show kids. Thereare four logos that open the movie.
I can't even tell what they arebecause we haven't literally have announced nothing about
this movie, not the cast,but the name, well the name,
I definitely have said the nick,but nothing else. The release date.
And you know they're waiting to releaseall this in but we're practically done.

(01:01:01):
Like if you're in the mixing stage, you're you're almost finished. So we
watch playback next week of the finalprint with the final sound and that's it
gets delivered. So we mixed itall together. You've got four logos,
imagine four logos like you know,yeah, Warner Brothers, Columbia or Sibu
sit that's pretty old, you know, just those opening and over that.

(01:01:27):
This is what you hear now beforewe play it, you're gonna hear the
talent of a song that our composerand this he hasn't even been announced,
but forget it. So Baron McCreerydid our score. He did the score
from our Masters of the Universe seriesfor Revelation Revolution. He has done a
million scores. A lot of peoplesaid he's amazing. He did this score
for this movie that sounds like itwas made in the era of the movie

(01:01:49):
was made. It is nice,so pitch perfect, and him and his
brother in the movie with a songthat I swear to God, I'm gonna
say it here. It's gonna soundstupid and crazy, but there's a good
chance like my movie will be forgottenand in the sands of time. The
song that they closed the movie withis so breathtakingly wonderful. Everyone hears it.
It's like an earworm. There isa chance, a very slim chance

(01:02:10):
that that they could get nominated foran Academy Award for how good the song
just the movie. Yeah, youknow, people be like movie whatever,
but the song is so great.So in any event, Bear in doing
the score, Like, there's ain our movie. It's about kids who
go to the movies and jump aroundat a multiplex, pay for one movie,
does something. I encourage it atmy theater. I own a movie

(01:02:39):
theater. You pay for one movie, we got five screens. I don't
care if you jump to the otherones. Just keep buying popcorn. So
in any event, I the moviesabout that kids go to the movies and
then they're gonna see every other moviethat day. And then so we get
to show fake movies within the movie. We show fake trailers for movies that
aren't coming and stuff like that.So this in the movie, there is

(01:03:01):
a movie called that the boys aregoing to see called astro Blaster and the
Beaverman, which is very flash Gordonand you're not spoking weed anymore, no,
and it's thirteen as well. Soso Bear and his brother Brennan were
like, you know what, welove the idea. We're gonna compose a

(01:03:25):
queen like anthem for astro Blaster andthe Beaverman, and it's legit wonderful.
This isn't the thing that I thinkwe'll get Academy award I'm gonna although it
should as well. But it wasso great we kept using it in the
movie and then to give it thefeel of like this song is permeating the

(01:03:45):
pop culture. So it gets referenceright at the top of this of this
opening of the flick with this radiothing that we did with Woody. So
you're gonna hear the tail end ofthat astro Blaster song and then you're gonna
hear very familiar. Would you say, if somebody knew you, they might
be like, oh, that's Woody. But if somebody you would they know
your voice in this coming up?If they didn't know me, yes,

(01:04:08):
Like no, why would they?How would that be? Like if they're
not familiar with the boy? Yeah, if someone has never heard of you,
would they recognize? No? Butif somebody knew you from this show
but heard you in the movie,do you think they picked? Yeah,
you guys would because you're they knewthe show plus the DJ name, which
is cool because it's the eighties.You know, I'm a big garbage pail

(01:04:29):
kids fan. So the DJ's nameis Whispering Woody, which was a garbage
peil kid. He was like,can I call myself this? It was
like in a Kevin Smith movie.Anything it wants the director for all I
can, right, all right,so we're playing this all right? So
here it is so four logos thatopen the movie, and then after the
logos, it hands off to thefirst frame of the movie where the song
I can't wait against But here here'sour start. This is the thing I

(01:04:51):
love most in the world right now, right there we go six five,
it's a video of us and theremixings age too. Here we go,
Here we go, You carry withthe song of the Summer astro Blaster and

(01:05:15):
the beaver Men still playing at afeuder near you. Not seeing vulture guys
too. Man, that creepy oldpreacher guy looks like my step mom Sunday
Morning, whispered on C one hundredhere all day. Can't do hands across
America, But that does not meanthat I can't hand you two tickets.
Does a major murder defen his IntercontinentalChampionship title Worldwide Wrestling Coming to the Brendan
Burn Arena in New Jersey, theone hundred collar wins be he goes that

(01:05:48):
is I know like you guys arelike, we do that twelve times an
hour. But the magic of allof that coming together and setting the tone
because like, as you're sitting therewatching these logos, you're like, oh
wait, I'm being brought to aplace and it is very specific. But
I honestly, again, I knowthe kids call this glazing. I'm not

(01:06:10):
glazing too hard. I just likegiving credit where credits due. You were
the perfect casting you, incredibly happylisten. It sets the tone for the
entire movie. Throughout the movie makingprocess, it's a series of like I
think I have an idea that mightwork, and you combine it with other
people and their talents and stuff likethat. This sticks the landing of the

(01:06:32):
entire movie for me. Thank you, thank you, And you know what,
man, I had so much fundoing that. I love all that
behind the scenes and how things cometogether. And that's that's an element of
something I've never gotten to do.Well. I'm the radio part, yeah,
but like going like I've never doneradio, like going to a sound
studio like that and doing something fora movie that was really cool. Next

(01:06:53):
time we're gonna get you in frontof the camp nice all right, well
you know, just yeah, carefulwhat you wish for with Kevin Smith coming
up next? Hang on the WoodyShow. I gotta be no Woody Show.
Getting a lot of compliments Kevin,Kevin Smith is here. You're getting

(01:07:15):
the compliments right? Oh no,no, no, people like uh There's
one says movie hopping was life.Saw so many great movies I would never
had in between the ones I wantedto see. Preach says, remember getting
out the paper and planning the movieday schedule. I did that at least
once a month. That's what saysKevin Smith. Thank you for never losing
yourself throughout all these years, fromClerks to Chasing Amy. I can't wait

(01:07:36):
to support this movie from you justsince you're thank you for still being you
even though you're a quitter from theRB from the nine o nine. Yeah,
I gotta thank you a lot ofnice stuff. I gotta thank you,
slash compliment. I was sitting bumperand bumper on the one on one
listening to you filling in downstairs.Okay, if I and I heard you

(01:08:00):
say what I think I might haveeven steered with my knees and clapped when
you said, because it was sogood and it's something I wholeheartedly believe in.
You were talking to an up andcoming filmmaker and talking about directing styles
and mentioned Michael Bay and how he'sa notorious yeller, and you said,
the only time you should yell ona movie set is if you're saying look
out for that line. And Iclapped, because we have swee yellers in

(01:08:26):
a professional setting, and I thinkit's just not I'm embarrassed. It is
embarrassing. It is, as thekids used to say, cringe to watch
somebody, especially in a in amedium of make believe in fun. That's
what I loved about it, becauseyou pointed out, we get to do
this and we're so lucky. Whyare we yelling? What are you screaming?
It's like that's the kind of thinglike a spoiled child ruins it for

(01:08:49):
everybody by like screaming and prowing afit or something to watch adult do the
same thing, where it's like,come on, man, we got the
ultimate scam going here. They're payingus to make pretend to do something we
do anyway, and you're gonna yell. Right, I've never and again I
Bay it was a reference. I'venever been on a Michael Bay set,
so I don't know we have,but i've really is that right somewhere?

(01:09:13):
Maybe I know I've heard that.There's a reason Michael Bay comes to mind
because somebody whatever. I just Idon't want people to be like, oh,
he said, babe is a screamer. I heard he's a screamer.
But regardless whether it's him, I'mjust saying anybody, there ain't no reason
to be yelling at somebody when you'redoing stuff like this in the radio,
There'd be no reason to yell unlessit was like the buildings collapsing, run,

(01:09:35):
grab a mic and run, orpeople who are known in any way,
like any level of celebrity to getupset about somebody taking their picture.
Right, That too is Look,every time people are generally sweet. I
found when they like, hey man, can I take picture? And generally
I jump and make it easier forthem. When they're like I'm a huge
fan. I was like, great, you want to take a picture and

(01:09:56):
they're like, oh yes, youknow, so I for me that,
you know, they're always like I'msorry, I'm sorry. I'm like,
don't d This means the plan isworking, right. I always dreamed that
people would care enough about me tostop me and ask tig picture. So
you do this, then I'm I'mI'm validated by like I knew I was
right. You know, I knewI could make a living just being me.

(01:10:19):
That's so awesome. And you've alwaysbeen and you've always been so kind
to Like the first time I metKevin was at Century City BMW Right.
I walked in there because I waslooking at cars and whatever. And I
walked in and I look over tomy right and there's f and Jay and
Silent Bob. He was there withtivin muse they're both standing there. Ye.

(01:10:42):
I keep in mind, this istwenty fourteen. I just moved to
La like a couple of months ago. I'm like, this is what LA
is like? Huh. I walkedover and I just wanted to same hime
as I'm a fan and everything else, and you guys are super nice and
you know, hey, man,whenever there's a need, just hit me
up. Didn't have your number orwhatever, and then uh, yeah,
man, I was so ki,but thank you. Keptain Smith is here
everybody. What I mean, Itechnically we got enough time because they haven't

(01:11:10):
lyrically jumped into they have it.Yeah, yeah, this is so we're
still we haven't hit the post yet. As they said, you're coming up
on it really quick. Let metry to hit the post on this one.
Let's go six fifty two kids,nine fifty two elsewhere. Kind I
forgot to sorry joined fun back DJand Man Boss jocking right there. Do

(01:11:34):
you think do you think you endup doing? Do you really truly want
to do more on radio? Yeah? I don't know why, but I
mean just for fun, you justkind of do it. But like not
as a as a regular like theword's job. I'm not I'm not.
I'm not a lying that. I'mnot making this up. A year ago,
a little over a year ago.Year ago this time, I was
in the in They tell me notto say this, but I was in

(01:11:55):
the nuhous. You know. Iwas in a different place, much better
place. A year later. Butprior to that, like I remember calling
my agent one morning and being like, hey, man, I'm up every
morning. Can you give me likea local radio gig here in La?
Like you know, I think I'vedone enough stuff where somebody might be like,
yeah, we can sell an adoff of his voice or something like

(01:12:15):
that. And my agent was likeserious, and I was like, yeah,
he's like why local, And Iwas like, because then I could
also like sell tickets to Babylon andstuff. Yeah, you can do your
thing, do my thing, Isaid. Plus, it's like a short
drive like and also I like whenwe were doing Babylon at the Improv for
years and years, I loved beinga part of the Los Angeles. Like

(01:12:36):
I'm not from here and from Jersey, but every Friday or Saturday night we
were doing a show and it feltlike we were like part of the city.
And you know how hard it isto like fill seats in the city.
Man in Los Angeles cause a lotof options. So the idea of
being on the radio and being ableto like say whatever I want and then
also like be like hey man,and also I'm going to be you know,

(01:12:57):
with Ralph and Flappers and go seehow about them? You're killing two
birds with one stone, whereas myyou know, kid taught me to say,
as a vegan, you're feeding twobirds with one So I do I
could see myself doing radio man likethey don't even I honestly, they don't
have to make me rich. Theyjust have to make me. Oh,
there's no don't worries about them.Kevin smith Man, thank you again for

(01:13:25):
the opportunity, Thank you for comingin and hanging with us. And yeah,
a lot of not going on.You can follow all things Kevin Smith
on his Twitter and Instagram. Atthat Kevin Smith and we got some more.
What do you show for you next? Hey, right back, it
will happen, or what do youshow next? Kevin has been going through
the nineteen eighty six playlist. It'sa hot year. It is a hot
year. There's a hot year.There's a lot of good songs in nineteen

(01:13:48):
eighty six. One of my favoritethings to do is actually I go on
like a Spotify or whatever I startedin nineteen eighty six and the Billboard Top
one hundred from those those and mywife will my wife and I would just
sit there and just go through andlike, oh yeah, I'd love this
deep dive into that year. Ithink my favorite, though, is that
is nineteen eighty nine. Oh yeah, yeah, there's something about there was

(01:14:09):
something about the music that year.But it's the year of Prince and the
Batman sound like nineteen that dance Dudeready appreciated references fantastic every day. There
aren't enough songs in mainstream that pulldialogue from movies. People should do that
more often. They should just probablyask permission first, but they should do

(01:14:30):
that, should more often. Well, let's just say, okay, so
I mean a movie that everybody lovesthat you can't find anywhere because Harvey Weinstein
is holding it hostage. But youknow Dogma for example, Like if somebody
wanted these sample or use Dogma,well what part of it? Because if
you sample silent Bob, it's justsilence. But if you have sample Jay
right right, right, right,so then you would imagine you have to
process there. I would imagine,yeah, one would have to approach whoever

(01:14:57):
owns the movie. I don't knowif you have to approach the performer separately,
but I would imagine you have tobecause the actor did a performance twenty
five years ago that they didn't thinkwas going to be used at the beginning
of a song. Right, Soyeah, I think it under normal legal
circumstances, it might be a differentscenario. Gotcha, Yeah, gotcha?

(01:15:21):
So you know interesting The question though, that. I think that Jason News
would love to ask, right,Kanye West, what have you done for
me lately? I mean, comeon, and it's still the Woody Show.
Well, it's technically the Kevin SmithExperience. Yes, the Kevin Smith
Show Graham. I was also abig radio shows back in the eighties.

(01:15:42):
They all had showgrams. What isthe show gram? That's what the DJ
would call their program, And it'sthe Kevin Smith show Gram. You got
to write a book like you you'vebeen paying attention. I've been paying attention,
Jackson, what have you done forme lately? It is the Woody
Show, The Woody Show. Andwe decided to hang on to Kevin Smith

(01:16:02):
for just a couple more minutes becauseMenace and and Kevin we're just talking about
this off the air, and it'skind of interesting that you're I mean,
we should make it clear that justbecause you don't yourself use marijuana anymore in
any way, shape or form,it's not like you all all of a
sudden like you're against it. Wesell it. Yeah, thanks to the

(01:16:24):
good folks that kevit are gold.So yeah, no, I'm very prove.
One of our DJs here at thestation is like, please tell Kevin
that I love his weed and Itell everybody to carry it, and so
we we like anything else in moderationis absolutely wonderful. Yeah, So this
event in Chicago, Chronicicon, Chroniconsounds weedy, but it's not. It

(01:16:45):
sounds very weedy. We did amovie called Jane Solambob Reboot a few years
ago, and in that movie theygo to this event called Chronicon, which
is essentially built around the fake Janesolom Bob movie they were making in Jane
Solombob Strike Back, the one.This is the kind of multi level studs
he loves, like the layers onlayers stuff, build yourself a universe,
right, Yeah, I've been doingsince ninety four. Man, Like a

(01:17:08):
lot of people are like, heyman, marvel O's you money. I
was like, I stole the ideafrom their comics. So chronic Con.
You know when we did it inthe movie, it's just basically a Jay
and Silent Bob convention. Everybody dressedas blunt Man and chronic Jane, Silent
Bob and so. And you know, ever since we did it, we're
like, it was so easy topull the fake version together. We're like
we should really try to do thisin the real world. And so October

(01:17:30):
eleventh is eleventh, thirteenth and justoutside O'Hara and Rosemont in Illinois, where
we used to go to the wizardWorld comic Con all the time, we're
doing the first ever Chronicon. Wepicked Chicago because it's right in the middle
of a lot of people like whynot Jersey. I do stuff in Jersey
constantly because podcast wile, cinemas andstuff in fact, and Chicago has a

(01:17:54):
lot of funchgo it's like you flyright there and you're out of the airport
a minute and a half, you'reat the com So it's basically like,
well, for example, the nextweek, I'm going on a cruise Jane
sound Bob's cruise aeskew Right. Soit's me Jay, Brian o'holler and Jeff
Anderson, Jason Lee, Ethan Sipple, my wife, Jen, Ralph Garman,

(01:18:15):
uh Mark bernardin Who I Do FatMan Beyond with Andy mcalfish a cruise
if you like me and my podcastingin my movies, like we're doing live
script reading and stuff. Chronicon isthat on land. So it's basically a
Kevin Smith convention. Now there'll bepeople selling stuff that just Kevin Smith oriented,
like comics and stuff, but everythingin the purview of things that I've

(01:18:38):
enjoyed, so I get to havemy element of it. Like you sell
weed, as you mentioned, Ido sell weed, but I don't in
Illinois weed legal, right, Yeah, so you would imagine there might be
some vending, but not probably notselling, not on a floor, like,
yes, not on a floor.But you know we related paraffunt.
You want to buy a tray,a rolling tray, You'll be able to
do that. Some glass I'm sureyou'll be able to do that. I'm

(01:19:00):
sure you can find some of youwant it, yes, absolutely, But
the idea of like doing in thereal world, Like that's where I've gotten
to the place in my life whereI'm like, let's just see if this
is possible. One of the thingsthat brings me the most joy in life,
as we talked about, was youdoing the opening to the four thirty
movie thing. There's another simple joy. I just made these plastic cups recently
that we're gonna sell it to MonecastleCinemas that like uh naken Zalzo does a

(01:19:24):
lot of our artwork it's just mesurrounded by all my characters. Yeah,
And I was like, you knowthey make the souvenir cups at movie theaters,
I'm gonna make I made five hundredof these cups. I signed them
all so like when you buy likea large soda and small popcorn fifteen bucks,
a walk away with an autograph.And but just the seeing the cup
on my desk like every day justtickles me because I'm like, this is

(01:19:44):
so stupid. Man. You justgot to find little hills to climb.
Lower the bar, kids, modifyyour expectations, lower the bar, dropping
on the ground, step over it. Call that accomplishment. I think it's
cool. I mean, just youknow how you got, you know,
clerks to become a thing and gotthat done, and you've taken that and
you bail into the next thing,and then you kind of use that to
build, you know, and you'reyou're just taking stuff that you were just
completely passionate about, and that passionhas just continued this entire time. Keep

(01:20:09):
it alive. Like honestly, aftermost people would have stopped talking about clerks
long ago, but I'm always like, hey, man, I remember clerks.
I find a new way to repackageit and whatnot. We're doing a
thing at Smadcastle Cinemas August third formy birthday called Volgarthon. Now. We
got five theaters in this Madcastle.I think we're about to sell it out.
We've sold three theaters worth. There'stwo theaters left. That would mean

(01:20:30):
we'd had every seat in the house, eight hundred seats completely occupied, just
for a non stop festival for showingClerks all the way to Clerk's three eight
movies in a row. Lougust thirdtickets at Somemdcastlecinemas dot com. You can
find Kevin Smith on Twitter and Instagramat that Kevin Smith. Love you,
brother, love you, Thank youfor being here. I'm telling you I'm
gonna go home, and you didagain over and over again. Makes me

(01:20:54):
so awesome. We thank you forcoming in sharing that. I was really
interested to hear it. After youyou sent me a how happy you were
about it. That's all I alwayswant people when they come in and have
a really great time in the show, and then if I do something for
somebody. Was everything, okay,Yeah, it was a good freak out,
man, I freak out. Sothank you, Thank your all.
Right, Kevin Smith, everybody willbe right back the Woody Show. We'll
be right back. Now here's whereit gets real. Gonna this will get

(01:21:16):
great gory, so much needed timeto think about everything. He's gonna vacuum
when he gets on later. Yes, the Woody Show will be right back.
This this the Woody Show, allright. So Sea Bass has a
question for everybody. What is asign that someone isn't as smart as they

(01:21:43):
think? Now? What? Whatbrought this up? Well, was talking
face to face with Cam Newton andhis stupid, idiotic, dumb hat.
Yeah, which he has warned versionsof this hat for years. What's the
style that hat? What's it called? Gout show style? So it's kind
of like a cowboy hat with aflatter brim, a lot of basic bitches
where this hat get a safety pinon it. And you brought it up
and I saw one in Vegas andI wanted to buy it for you,

(01:22:04):
but I'm like, ah, hewouldn't wear it. It would just be
away some much. Yeah, Andthere's a difference between wearing like something,
so it's like a gaucho style hat. But this particular we'll play the clip
in a moment here. This particularhat the company to make them. They
jazz it up by like drawing onit like a child wood with little stars
and drinks, and like Cam Newtonsays, we can play this audience in
the today an audio folder there atwould z all right? Cam Newton puts

(01:22:29):
crap in his You know, JohnnyDepp did the same thing for the longest
time, where he would just he'dwear this scarf and he'd lay it on
a jacket. And it costs aninsane amount of money and that's the defense
people use. Well, it costsfour thousands, still looks you couldn't afford
it. I wouldn't want to affordit. That doesn't make it good.
Wow. So this goes to likeGwyneth Paltrow and all her goop garbage.

(01:22:49):
That's five thousand dollars for something thatwhy do you want that? But no,
But people who are rich think they'resmarter and clever than you by having
these things. Again, this isa me talking I'm Newton about his dumb
ass hat. Do you give outor do you keep it a secret?
Who does your hats for you?It's no secret. It's Mahika Hats based
in Bozeman, Montana as well asVenice Beach, California. And i got

(01:23:13):
a fresh lineup for Super Bowl andI'm looking forward to dropping the sauce there.
And now do you customize them?Because al right, now you've got
a safety pin, a lock,a button. It's like flare things you
add on. Everything is all aboutthe details, you know, from safety
pin to different materials to every singlething. I just wanted to make certain
colors pop. And the people whoknow, they know, and yeah,

(01:23:35):
yeah, see, you don't getit. Okay, about the way those
hats run about thirteen hundred dollars.Oh my god, they have be surprised.
They have a coachilla collection. Okay, they have an astrology collection,
so you can get one for yourparticular Noiseitarius Okay, Sagittarius's a it's kind
of got like a tie die lookon it like a brown with pink and

(01:23:57):
there's a little arrow that something againlike looks like what his daughter drew five
years ago. Uh, you're notas smart or interesting as you think you
are. That hat looks dumb.Because it's expensive doesn't mean it's worth worth
more you are. You're making yourselflook stupider by wearing this like high end
fashion that just looks bad. Yeah, I mean we were talking about the
people who just use big words theystring them together in their social media posts

(01:24:18):
because they want people to think thatthey're saying something like really intelligent, dude,
she's a good one. That alsothat goes to my next clip.
This is from the d UIQ.Remember this girl and hippies do this a
lot, where they they basically talkto you. They think of bigger words
than they need to use. Imean menace, right, Yeah, of
course we have words, but theyspring them together like they're kind of rhyming.

(01:24:38):
They're kind of being like the catin the hat essentially, and they
think just by rambling on and stringingwords together that you won't notice how stupid
they are. Again from the du I two divided by five is what
percentage? Isn't it funny that thesimplicity of the simpletons bringing the easy entertainment?

(01:24:59):
So what's to do? I five? Yeah, I don't do divisions.
Well, I'm much more into thegeometry. Yeah, geometry, simpletons?
All right? Can I go zeroto political? And everybody really do
so? I will throw this outthere because every time this person opens their
mouth, like you don't know whatthe hell they're talking about? Here we
go WestEd. During the course ofbeing Vice president, have many situations where

(01:25:26):
it becomes clear to me that thereare, you know, people of every
agent and gender, by the way, who see something about being the first
that lets them know they don't needto be limited by other people's limited understanding
of who can do what? Whatdo you understand the worst? What the

(01:25:48):
hell are you talking about? Andthat's every clip. Yeah, but there's
a lot of people like that,Like, okay, so when people do
it, it's in a condescending tone, and they start talking in a way
where they think in their own mindsaying something really wise and profound. Yeah,
but you're making you're talking in circles. You make no sense. That's
very mad. I don't we probablydon't even have the clip, but the
it's the whole the IRAQ such asMiss south Star line Up twenty twelve or

(01:26:13):
whatever that was. Yeah, I'vegot that. Yeah, so that's that's
number one. Yeah, if you'reif you're talking, uh remember, oh
god, that jackass Aaron Rodgers whenhe was he was trying to be I'm
inoculated. When people were asking yeah, he thought he was so clever and
smart than everybody. No, youaren't, jackass. Uh so yeah,
definitely on my list of things peopledo when they are not not to sound
smarter than they actually are and actuallyit makes you sound stupider. Yeah,

(01:26:36):
I have another one here, okay, and this is actually this is unplayed
clip. This is from Menas's interviewwith the Big Foot Hunter and Big Fact.
That's so yeah, they and Menaceis talking about, you know how
like making all the writing all thesebooks must be very hard, and this
guy's like, well, no,actually it's uh it's actually I I'm it

(01:26:58):
is hard, but I dumbed themdown for the common man, even though
I'm actually a mega genius. SoI don't even remember you don't remember any
Yeah, well it's super high,all right. I don't like intellectuals,
all right, for they always thinkthey's as smart as people in the room.
You know what I'm saying. TechnicallyI am, but that doesn't mean
I'm able to do anything with it. I mean, I got an IQ

(01:27:23):
two hundred and five, Oh doyou Yeah, it's one of the highest
recorded on the planet. Something uselessmy wife had did domesticate me bigfoot.
Do you think what do you thinkthe intelligence level is? If you would
say, if we had to putit in like an IQ form, I

(01:27:45):
Q is a stupid thing to beginwith. It doesn't really say anything.
You just said thank you. That'swhat I've been saying, George. You
don't have an IQ of two hundredand five. No one in the world
does, because the IQ scale reallyonly goes up to two hundred. Basically,
like, once you get a onefor one sixty, you're a super
genius. What about extra credit?Well, that's the all points and you
start at the base level. Thisguy says he's the smartest guy in the

(01:28:06):
room because I am. You know, he believes in Barefoot. That's my
point. He's negating everything by that. And you'll say, seabeest, don't
you talk about being a member ofMENSA. You are, by definition in
the top two percent smartest people onthe planet. Yes, but I actually
know what that means. This guydoesn't know what IQ means. He took
some online IQ test, got afake number two oh five, and he

(01:28:27):
parades it around. Like Greg justsaid, while talking about talking about something
that does not exist exactly, Idon't know that we know debated exactly.
So that's another sign when you whenyou throw out an IQ thing a number
and you really don't know what thehell that means. Here's one of the
text a sign that people aren't assmart as they say are as when they're
using their job title as a statussymbol. Yes, anytime I hear I'm

(01:28:49):
the president of this or the samething with degrees, I have a master's
and blah blah blah, I havea master's in what social sciences? Not
that really, I have a master's. Way to go? Yeah, right,
I'm the CEO. It was okay, So, and you want to
hear the Miss South Carolina, Oh, I love her. Recent polls have

(01:29:09):
shown a fifth of Americans can't locatethe US on a world map. Why
do you think this is? Ipersonally believe that US Americans are unable to
do so because some people out therein our nation don't have that. And

(01:29:30):
I believe that our education like suchas South Africa and diract everywhere like such
as and I believe that they shouldOur education over here in the US should
help the US, or should helpSouth Africa, it should help direct in
the Asian countries, so we willbe able to build up our future for

(01:29:51):
art. Thank you very much,South Carolina. Here it comes the problem
with society. At the end ofthat clip, you hear people clapping people
should be be nice. Outrage eithersilent or booming or booming, Yeah,
one of one of the two.This one came in, says, my
boss regurgitates podcasts about inspiration in theworkplace, so we can sound wise,

(01:30:11):
but we're constantly cleaning up the messeshe's made. That is a huge one.
People who the influencer or like lightlife life coach culture as I call
about he sees us on Instagram orpop We got to just expand your horizons
and you know, stretch your boundaries. And they don't really have any way
to do that, but it justsounds nice to say. All right,
so hit us up on the text. What would you add on to the
signs that someone isn't as smart asthey think? Let us know on that

(01:30:35):
text two two nine eight seven.You also give us a call eat seven
to seven forty four Wooding the WoodyShow, SeaBASS was give us some examples
signs someone isn't as smart as theythink. He's talking about his little conversation
there with Cam Newton stumbhats Yeah,super Bowl radio. Yeah, stupid hats,

(01:30:58):
super Bowl radio. Row. Butsomebody said, hey, guys,
I used to work for a bigaerospace company. Won't say which one,
but the boss slash owner is quotefamous. And the engineers always thought they
were better because they had a degree, and some of us peasants actually are
doing all the work, yet theywere always making mistakes. Dick, I
will tell you as an engineer myself, that was something we were always warned

(01:31:20):
against, is that, you know, let's say the guy who's designing whatever,
in this case a rocket ship,he's going to have a degree,
he's gonna have a PhD. Butbut you're gonna have some resentment, and
there's gonna be some friction between theguys who are actually machineting the parts or
all the same thing. So youhave to like respect their effort and vice
versa, and don't try to talkdown to them and so on and so
forth. Also, the people justkind of throw a degree around, like,

(01:31:40):
oh, well, I have adegree from wherever that I'm super proud
of, like whatever, you knowschool they went to. So what we'll
do with it? Show me yourwork, Show me what you've actually done.
People who constantly google something to eitherfact check or give the answer while
pretending it came from memory or knowledge. First off, that's a obvious slam
at it to someone who's very smart. But and what happens fast typing?
Actually, that does happen? Whatis no? No? Because can we

(01:32:04):
use it? It? Can wegive an example? Oh? Please do
all right? Uh? When whenSeabas's looking stuff up, you always look
stuff up. I always verified That'swhat I'm saying though, and then go
like, oh, excuse me,and I see you over there on your
computer googling things. That was theexample that came up recently. Yeah.
I had mentioned there was someone onthe text that had said, uh,

(01:32:27):
life's tough, get a helmet andwhat he thought it was funny? And
I said, oh, that's fora quote from Boy Meets World. And
I see you over here googling Boymeets World to verify in which I was
right, And you didn't say anythingthat you're like looking all of this stuff
up, right? Yeah, helooks like if anybody says anything, he
will google it just to make surehe doesn't have the opportunity to tell that
you're dumb and wrong, right,but you will sit there and then also

(01:32:49):
when you're you're you know, revealingthe information that it was wrong. It
does come from, which is wherethis text come from. It comes across
in a way where you're like,oh, I know, I've known this.
You don't acknowledge that. You justlooked at her, Like for Sammy's
example, I wasn't looking it upto then slam her. I was saying,
oh, that's interesting because I've heardthat side of sort of quote before,

(01:33:10):
and I think I was actually sendingthat text or a link to that
clip for you. I believe Ithink you owe him an apology. All
right, yeah, but I'm notPeople don't understand. I'm not here,
like, not every word that comesin a menaces or whoever's mouth. I'm
not like, but if something sosomething sounds off, or someone asked a
question that it would could use somemore information, then I will look stuff

(01:33:33):
up. Now, when you sayyou're not sitting there over there doing that,
you say that for the rest ofus, because Greg obviously does not
fall under the umbrella of I don'tdo that. You could you will certainly
do that for Greg anytime you canprove Greg wrong, but not everywhere that
comes out of his mouth. It'ssomething that I was like, doesn't sound
quite right or it just feels thatway, right, Greg, I guess
I don't see it, Sam,but I don't know. I mean,

(01:33:55):
I do think everybody is guilty ofthat in some way. Uh, people
assigned and someone is not as smartas they think. People that habitually play
the lottery, well, they callit a student attack for a reason.
On the all right, that's theretirement. Please, I can't win if
you don't know exactly, they callit attacks on people who do can't do
math. You miss one shot?Shots? What what did Randy say?

(01:34:23):
Michael Scott miss you missed the shotsto the what was it? What was
it? What was you don't knowthe Randy? Yeah, the shots you
don't take. You was trying toquote Randy. Yeah, yeah, some
shoots you shoot you're gonna make.Oh yeah, some shot some shots you
shoot you're not gonna make. Andthen also we'll get it right next week.

(01:34:45):
See some shots you shoot you're gonnamake. So yeah, I have
oh yeah, here it is.I know I had the clip. Not
every shot you shoot you're gonna make. I mean, he is right.
Let me tell you. When Igo into the when I go into the
computer to find that Randy clip,and I just text and shot Randy getting

(01:35:06):
shot comes up a lot O ye, hey balls, yeah, with the
with the taser, all right,yeah, and then you get this one.
Every shot you shoot, you're gonnamake the Woody Show back back in
a few You're right back and stylish, insure I attracted and even unemployable show.

(01:35:31):
All right, welcome back everybody.Hey, j it is a Friday.
We are on the Woody Show.It's got that Friday Morning nerd and
out report. The latest in theworld of nerds coming up here in just
a few moments, so we'll findout's happening there. Plus the birthdays and
the porno birthday for you today that'dbe worried the sixteenth. And today it's

(01:35:53):
the first Friday of Lent, soit's Friday. Fish Friday. Love a
good fish Friday. Oh my god, fish fries so good. I love
it. Also, uh, I'dprefer like a cod not tilapia. I
don't need some my ish eating fish. Watch that Micro Dirty Jobs Fish Farm

(01:36:15):
episode and come back. You'll beout some catfish. Oh god, I'll
do that decision. Catfish is sogood. I've I've tried catfish a couple
of times. Once when my cousinand I went fishing with my uncle and
we caught like a pretty good sizedcatfish and we brought it back and he
knew how to clean and do allthat kind of stuff. And the day,
first of all, those things arehideous, and what part of the

(01:36:39):
lake do they eat off of?I was a kid when this happened,
man, So yeah. Anyway,so cooked it up and it was the
most disgusting, Like, oh,we were so excited too. We were
looking forward to like we caught it. We're all like yeah, yeah,
no thanks. Uh. Today it'salso National Tartar Sauce Day, which makes
sense. That's the best part offried catfish is the cornmeal and the tartar

(01:36:59):
saw hush puppies. Oh yeah,yes, please you get the fish.
The puffs are good, remember uh, Long John Silvers. You can go
in there and you get the hushpuppiesand the fish and everything else. But
they would have like on the platewith all that stuff, they'd have like
a basically a plate for those littlecrunchies known about Long John Silver it was
just a little. It was justa little. But I haven't seen an
operational long John Silvers in forever.He had to go on a trip for

(01:37:20):
his Yeah Alcho Real in South SanFrancisco. Oh, right there, right,
get off, okay everybody, Soyeah, get off the right there,
dumb crunchy. I'd say his NationalAlmond Day, because Greg, you
know, if you're hungry, youknow you should do all the experts so
will tell you just eat twelve almonds. Twelve almonds, and you'll be You'll

(01:37:42):
be stuffed, You'll be as satiated. What do I do when I'm starving
twelve almonds? It's also no oneeats alone day. Oh, I should
appreciate and it's an innovation day today, February the sixteenth, twenty twenty four.
So recommendation for Greg. This isfrom Alex who sends us an email
email to the wieshow dot com.Uh Capodi versus the versus the Swans on

(01:38:04):
FX and Hulu. I have neverheard of these New York high society women.
Say for Anne Woodward, who shotand killed her husband in nineteen fifty
five, whom I learned about fromId's a crime to remembers the Swans,
and this is a joint by MENACE'sfuture or past husband, Ryan Murphy.

(01:38:26):
Right, Yeah, tried to tryto pick up Greg. Yeah with them,
Greg turned him down. Oh mylife would have been so different right
now. Yeah, we were talkingearlier in the week, you know,
Valentine's Day and everything else that wasgoing on this week, like about how
many people look up their exes onsocial media? Apparently women do it a
lot more than dudes do. No, guys do it more. They said,
maybe it's just the women in thisevery month, Yeah, just women,

(01:38:49):
But yeah, it was guys didit every month and girls every like
three months. And I was askingthe question like why, you know,
and Sammy loves it, She doesit all the time. This is from
Jacob, who writes in Sammy's Xpoint, WHATODI The reason Sammy is looking
up her ex's social media is notso much to gossip about them. That's
more of a side reason, nonethelessand extremely fun, But it's rather a

(01:39:11):
curiosity of what she would have hadto put up with if the breakup had
never occurred, Like you know,why she dodged a bullet, et cetera.
Sammy's correct me if I'm wrong,but of course, but at the
end of the day, it's notabout reminiscing the relationship by any means,
because it ended because of a reason, right, I'm so yeah, are
you checking up to see like ifmaybe like the wrong decision was made?

(01:39:32):
Oh no, no, no,Like, have you ever okay, so
have you ever gone and have youever gone back to an X? Like
once you've broken up, you've goneback to them? Yes, you have?
Nice? Was that because you're ontheir social media and you're like,
uh no, no, it wasit was like college time, Like my
high school boyfriend had broken up withme, and then once we were in

(01:39:55):
college because I was like, thiswas my first breakup. I was very
upset over it, and I wouldjust go back all the time, all
the time to the high school boyfriend. Yeah. Girls do it, I
think more than guys do, becauseit's a it's an easy it's an easy
comfort bang for them. Yeah.They already know what they're getting in the
sack. Uh, and so theydon't have to worry about you know,
any someone new and you so wantto Oh yeah, I mean that's yeah,
yeah, all right, that makesso difficult. But do you ever

(01:40:18):
look at an ex profile and thinkI'm so glad he got fat or he's
got a terrible job. Do youdo that song I have in the past
with only one in particular, becausethat was the worst one ever. And
yeah, we heard about like ohyeah he sucks and good moved back in

(01:40:39):
with his mom or whatever. Ifyou check in on them and they're doing
awesome, is that the last timeyou check in on them? That's nothing
that Yeah. Yeah, I don'tthink i've ever until present day been with
somebody awesome ever. Ever there itwas like, Okay, that was a
good person. They were good person, just didn't it just didn't work.
Out of the ones that I couldconsider relationships, not just dating, honest

(01:41:02):
to god, in retrospect, theywere all mean and loser and crazy and
and border one was borderline abusive andterrible place. Yeah look at the look
at the times. Okay, yeah, this is not when Mario's listening,
so he might he must mean it. Oh I mean it, Oh I

(01:41:24):
mean it. Yeah, Well,I mean my type was crazy. But
but in between some of the crazy, there were some people it was just
like yeah, you know, nice, nice girl and everything else. It's
just clearly just not one of myfor you, just not crazy. You
haven't tried to tell me you hadcancer when you really didn't. You're out.

(01:41:46):
Yeah, yeah, so maybe nexttime. Girl. The Wood Show
presents ner Notes with our special nerdcorrespondent Gravy. What is happening in the
world of nerds? Well, DakoviaJohnson is out there making excuses for just
how bad Madam Webb is. Shesays that the script was changed drastically after

(01:42:13):
she signed on. This was notthe movie that she signed on to make,
and I've kind of gleaned that fromthe reviews, with a lot of
them saying there's a good movie reallyburied in there, but for some reason,
Sony chose not to make it.For Valentine's Day, director Todd Phillips
released some romantic images of Woking,Phoenix and Lady Gaga as Joker and Harley
Quinn, which was an excellent reminderthat Joker fal A comes out this year.

(01:42:38):
Oh yeah, I totally forgot aboutthat tit in theaters on October.
What's it called joker a terrible titles? It's a French term. How do
they do that? I kept expectingthat they would change it, but it
doesn't look much. They're going forit. Relationship that joker followsom follow you

(01:43:01):
did? Yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all going. There is going to
be a season four, as weknow of only murders in the Building now
shows on Hulu, and they're takingthe action to Los Angeles for season four.
So far, all those murders havehappened in the same building where they
all live. Maybe move out.Yeah, I'm like, how can I
keep the show going? Like everybody'sjust gonna keep getting murdered here? Yeah,

(01:43:26):
exactly. It's not confirmed whether ornot Meryl Streep will be along for
the Oh No Cross season four.By the way, Catherine O'Haras, she's
been out there given interviews because she'sin that movie Argyle, and she said
for a long time she had anunrequited crush on John Candy, That's what
she says. She says they worktogether at Toronto Second City, then on

(01:43:49):
SETV they worked together from nineteen seventysix to nineteen eighty four, and said
that John Candy was just as lovelyas you want him to be. I
could see by being in a JohnCandy especially that back then he's all famous
and young and funny. It seemsto be nice. Yeah, nice guy.
Well, Catherine O'Hara, she actuallystarted out as a waitress at Second

(01:44:11):
City before becoming a performer there,and she said the candy would always stay
after the shows to help her owneher skills and work out improv ideas with
her. I don't know where yougot that info. Her name is Catherine
o'arula. Oh yeah, my bad. That must have been a printed error
in what I was looking at.I'm ravyant. For more nerd stuff,
check out the Night of podcast atthe Woody Show dot com. Thank you

(01:44:33):
very much, Rayboldson, You've gota jon time for your birthdays and part
of birthday, go show It's shiver. Okay, we're gonna it's shiverthday,
we're gonna sit it's shiver both day. And you know we don't do birthday
all right. Starting with the celebrities. Elizabeth Olsen from my WandaVision YEP,

(01:44:55):
thirty five years old today, hegot The Weekend? Who was thirty four?
I thought the The Weekend changing hisname or he did right, able
don't remember the Weekend. I thinkhe's changing it back because because that show
was so terrible, all right,Weekends, thirty four years old today you
got iced tea og Gangster Rappa.Now he plays a cop on Law and

(01:45:19):
Order, and uh, you gotthe sixty six years old today Jerome bettis
Rave the Bus Noise Hall of Famerretired Pittsburgh Steelers running back. He is
fifty two years old today. Andthen that today is LeVar Burton's birthday.
Oh sweet star Trek the next generationreading Rainbow, and of course PBS is

(01:45:45):
reading Rainbow. LeVar Burton is sixtyseven today. That's right, I'm the
host of Jeopardy though demanding it.Yeah, and today's porn on birthday is
Isabella Chrislin. And today's bird GirlShe's been torn up more in the newspaper
at the bottom of Borts Guinea PigCage. Been in one hundred and ninety

(01:46:06):
two fine films, including Business inthe Bathroom always leads to action. Oh
okay, Greg, she was inTwo Pretty Friends Explore lesbian Feelings as they
should Yep, Ray for you.Yep. She was in Tasty Toes for
Breakfast. Yes, also another onefor Greg Horny, Interracial Lesbian Shower Action.

(01:46:30):
Yeah. She was in Let's SeeSexchange Student, Volume one, and
who can forget her unforgetoble role inCruising for Slots Volume two. That's Isabella
Crystlin, who is thirty six yearsold today. And that is your porno
birthday, your celebrity birthdays. Andthat is a Friday morning look at what
is happening in the world of nerdswith your Nerd Out Report. We're gonna

(01:46:51):
take a quick break. More WoodyShow is next. Hang on Sight Show

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my ninth maare the shadow in thebackground of the more, the unsuspected victim
of darkness in the valley. Wecome down like Jack and Sally. If
we want where you can always findme. We will have Halloween non Christmas,
move it in the night. Wewish this never is. We'll wish
this never is. Time already boy, said sign by miss your time.

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You're already boy, said side by. D afraid John, we are the

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suhows boh, where's there's the job? And d J Scotty Fox. So

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not all Sometimes it doesn't so thoughyou will remember remember one says you say,
don't tell you later. Remember allright, Friday, turn up.

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It is the WOI Show. Let'sget some more of these check ins on
the air, shall we show?This is uh see from the ninety five
to one listening while working on myClassic car Oh checking in from Riverside.
Another person who did not include theirname. Joe and Camilla checking in from
Fontana. We enjoyed listening to youguys. Thank you. Cool Jack checking

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in from the Hobbit Restaurant in Orange. You know we torquing up in here.
Patrick and Redlands at work checking inwith the best morning show this side
of the Mississippi. I'll talk aboutsomething that sounds whole time, oh Mississippi.
And who are they talking about?Yeah, they must be listening to
some other stations. Maybe, Idon't know. We also got some people

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who are listening this morning on theiHeartRadio app, and Greg Dory is keeping
track of those. Well. Wegot Leah checking in from Tucson, Arizona.
Robert is in Detroit. Heather isalso in Detroit, but they're not
checking in together. They should theyshould, Yeah, good Steven and Phoenix,
Sam and Chattanooga, Tennessee. Brianis at the Grand Canyon. And

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then we got Jose checking in inMontana. He's busy working on a wind
turbine, a wind I saw avideo recently where one of those things was
on fire. Oh God, haveyou seen it? Yeah? Yeah,
text to our text search wind turbineon fire. It's like something straight out
of hell, right, this thing? Oh yeah, not good? And
how do you put that out?Question? But against God could pee on

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it? Right? Yeah? Ithink that's it? All right? How
about one more time for DJ Scottiefuck really once again? He does a
great job for us here. Yeah, we got the continuation of two hours
of commercial for you all. Ninetyeighty seven music. It's already begun the
morning music marathon. If you're thinkingabout it's over the weekend. We're going

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to leave us a message eight sevenseven forty four Woodie for the after hours
voicemail or to leave a drunktyle voicemail. Whatever you need from us, YEP
First Depression Hotline eight seven seven Woodie. Thanks so much for giving the winning
shows some of your valuable time thisweek. You know we love it to
appreciate you for that. The restof you guys can suck it and we'll
catch you back here on Monday.Have a great weekend. SMD Doublem.

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I have a great Friday. Youmother,