The Woody Show February 21st 2024 Podcast

Redneck News, Awkward Moments with Morgan at the Nail Salon, Diarrhea of Questions and more!

Episode Transcript

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Sea is a dune to the graphicnature of this program. Listener discretion,
is it lies Wedday? The WoodyShow is the Woody Show Insensitivity Training class

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is now in session. By goodmorning, everybody morning. It is Wednesday.
It's February the twenty first, twentytwenty four. Hello, welcome to
you. It's already Wednesday. That'sa good thing about having that Monday off.
Awesome. Yeah. See, thisis the part of the week where

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it starts to make more sense toyour brain. Like goods Wednesday because Sammy
came in like yesterday, it waslike, oh my god, guys,
it's already Tuesday. But it's thefirst day back. Now it starts to
feel really good. Thank you forbeing here giving us some of your time
this morning. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Good morning.
We got Menace. What's up,Woody. He's our social media director.

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You can find us and follow uson all the social platforms at the
Woody Show. Sea Bass, goodmorning to you. We got Sammy.
There's Bort, there's Caroline for doingtheir thing in the Woody Show production department.
We got Morgan, who has somethingto share with us this morning on
the show. I'll get into thathere in a second. Morgan's here.
We got vaughn Our video producer.We got the phones open at eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie. That'seight seven seven forty four. Woody hit

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us up with the text over totwo nine eight seven. So, you
know, creating awkward moments, thisis something where you know, Sea bass
really thrives. I enjoy the stuff. Yeah, I love the awkwardness.
And so Morgan went and got hernails done and she recorded herself making well,

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she made it very awkward for theperson doing her nails. I'm gonna
leave it at that for right now, and then we'll get into that a
little bit later on this morning.Gina grad is back again today is here.
Thank you. I wasn't sure ifshe was going to come back for
more. I'm a huge fan,so I got the best seat in the
house, right. But I'm sayinglike it's a sausage getting made sort of
situation, right right, you know, Like, I mean, you've worked

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for some pretty interesting personalities in thepast. Oh, and there's been radio
shows where there's like a gena sizecutout in the door. Just I couldn't
get out fast enough. This isnot one of those places. Yeah,
because like sometimes the off air conversationsor yeah, maybe even something that comes
up on the air kind of mayberub somebody the wrong way and they're like,
I'm not sure this is really forme. You guys rubbed me the
right way. Okay, that's good, I'll babe. Yeah, Well,

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Ga was here, raby, we'llbe back tomorrow. Maybe she's just been
out for the last couple of days, but Gina was nice enough to sum
in. Today. We also gotthe trending news headlines. Of course,
there is a brand new red necknews and it's a different kind of red
neck news today, and just like, oh my, it's one of those
things where nobody broke the law.Okay, but I can't believe that it

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actually happened. All right, that'sI'm gonna tell you that. Yeah,
we got we got that. Andof course the birthday is porn of birthday
and all that coming up here.On the Woody Show, Sammy says that
a new pillow has changed her life. Yes, oh my gosh, I
got a new pillow. It's thetechnogel anatomical pillow and I'm a let me
look this up. Okay, SoI'm normally a stomach sleeper. I Techmo

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tech gel Techno jel. So I'vebeen having somebody help me with my back
issues and she said, you needto stop sleeping on your stomach right now,
and you need to get this pillowand sleep on either your side or
your back. And I've been doingit for a week. Yeah, that's
it. It looks it's a freeI no, no, but it's worth

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it. It is an investment totake care of your body. Pillows.
Did you get the anatomical one witha little conto in the middle? Wake
up feeling great? Now? Didyou look it up? Menace? Yeah?
Are you okay? We already neveruse a pillow like this two hundred
dollars right, yeah, yeah,but I would. I always used to
wake up feeling so stiff and justalmost like hating that I had to sleep

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and lay in my bed. Andnow I wake up and I feel great.
It's too stiff because those things don'treally bend. Yeah, but you
have that little hump where you're yea, and it's it's just the perfect height
above for your neck to just layoff. It's the perfect pillow. And
when I went to go buy itat the store. They were sold out

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because they said it was their mostpopular selling pillow. That's what they tell
you. They got more in theback. Yeah, that's how they get
you in that two hundred dollars getone. The one that I want to
try, but greg so on sightlyis that cube pillow just like napping at
least not for like I've seen.How does that work? It's a square?

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Yeah yeah, and they did theads make it seem like this is
the most natural pillow, That's whatI'm saying. How but how how would
one I understand what you're saying.Now, got a square like you're a
side sleeper that lines up with theheight of your shoulder. Yeah, yeah,

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I mean yeah, I would liketo try it. The best pillows
I've ever got are the ones tupackat Costco. This the Simmons Beady Rest
black two packs I have, Like, dude, I'm telling you they're cheap
and they were. I've tried allthose different memory foam ones or whatever.
Can't do it, Like, Ican't get comfortable with those. I used
to go. I think it waspillows dot com, where you can buy

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from wherever hotel you've ever stayed atOh right, yeah, and I did
that for a while, but Igot those costco ones man, and you're
right, they're the best. I'venever had a good hotel pillow. They
they're so flat. Really got touse three of them. They're they're flat
or they're super like fuffy. Yeah, and then you then you wake up
with like a jacked up neck.Do you guys sleep with a pillow between

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your knees? I have to know, but I do have a pillow like
on my side, like I'm almostlike spooning cuddling it, you know,
and keep me well because that keepsmy arm from falling asleep because I'm like
a stomach slash side sleeper. Stomachlays on that arm. It's no,
it's not under my body. Yeah, sleep like a chalk outline. Yeah,

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exactly, like a figure four withmy with my legs out to the
side, which they say is likethe worst possible sleeping position for your back,
for your neck, for all thesedifferent things. Just thinking about it
hurts my back comfortable. See,it's comfortable to sleep that way, but
then when I would wake up,I was in so much pain. Yeah,
because your head has to go oneway to the other. Neutral.

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Yeah. Uh, you see thecapital one is buying or taking over Discover.
It's huge, thirty five point threebillion all stock deal. My thing
is how many people you know youdiscovered? Is that still? Yeah?
Do people still take us? Youknow it's popular in the eighties. I

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think, well no, because itwas also big like in the late nineties
early two thousands, because the Discovercard was the easiest one to get.
Like, if you didn't have creditand you wanted to like start establishing credit
or whatever, it was way easierto get a Discover card than it was
like a visa. Wow, youknow, only fancy people had American Express

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at the time or whatever they weregiving out on college campuses. I got
a slinky and that's how I openedmy first credit card. They get we're
giving out free slinkies. My whoworked at a bank at the time,
was like, who would give youa credit card? They prey on us.
I never had Discover, but myfirst ever credit card was a Visa

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and I signed up that planned itHollywood. The restaurant kids are like,
you can get them Planet Hollywood visI'm like, all right, cool,
I want the points and then thisis like I'm super young and I got
approved for three thousand dollars dollars crazywith it, dude, Yeah, it's
exactly because I the reason I hadreally good credit is because I bought my

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own car and then that somehow mademy credit really good. I had bought
a car and you made the paymentson it. Yeah, that's how.
But it was all in my name. Yeah. I had a Discover card
up until a few months ago,and I got a letter from them saying
we've canceled it because you haven't usedyet. Yeah, I read two years.
That's why I question this is thisis huge in numbers, but for

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the actual person who's Discover card,I forgot I even had it. I
don't know, maybe because it's beenso long, like maybe it's uh maybe
it's still one of those things whereit was just easier to get a Discover
card established all the credits so youcan get a real card. I guess
so stepping stone, right, Butthey did have like that Discover cash back
thing, and I think a lotof the other credit card started, you
know, doing that as well,because that that was a big thing,

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I know for a lot of peoplefor a while. At least I think
I had like one hundred dollars inwhatever that's called cash back, and then
they canceled the card. I nevergot that money. So I just want
to say, like Capital One's buyingDiscover, will the Discovered cards still?
Are they phasing those out or isit just the Capital one owns both?
I mean, who knows. Idon't have you been to a Capitol One

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cafe before. I'm just commercial commercialsYe, Commercial Rocks is free coffee.
No, but it's super discounted.That's not so like I know, I
thought that was just for TV.No, it's real. I've been to
a couple of them, and yeah, I seen it, like like a
Starbucks style coffee would be like twoBucks and homeless people wandering in either right,

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No, it's nice. In othernews, there's a new world record
to report on you guys and knowhow much you love these are fun.
There's a Danish guy who now holdsthe record for most matches held in the
nose. The old record was fortyfive, but he managed to jam sixty
eight match sticks in there. Hetold the reporters that he chose the match

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stick challenge after researching different world recordsthat he could attempt. Quote surprisingly it
didn't really hurt. I have fairlylarge nostrils and quite stretchy skin. I'm
sure that helped a lot. Yeah, he said that he doesn't think that
he can actually beat his own record, but he hasn't ruled out trying it
again in the future. Here's here'sa picture. Oh wowstanding super cool.

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Cool. Yeah. And then alsothere's a chick in Washington State who broke
a Guinness World Record by wearing fortyfive sweaters. Her name is Sophia Hayden,
and she had to pull on eachsweater individually that had to go down
to her waist before moving on tothe next. Itme that was to comply
with the Guinness rules. Oh andshe also had to ensure that none of

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these sweaters were ripped as any damagedsweaters, as you guys know, that
doesn't count with the total either.No, and she got to forty five,
breaking the previous record which was fortySo congratulations the record to her.
Well, those are people who geton the plane like that now so they
don't have to pay for a carryout. Oh, I've seen that they
wear like, you know, everything, all these articles and then they bring

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their quote pillow on them on theplane with them. So they go there,
but that's all their like laundry stufftoo, it's all their extra stuff.
And then they have a bag.I just have to sweat for a
few hours, and I say twentyfive dollars. Yeah exactly. Yeah,
just try not being cheap, youknow, like if you can't afford to
travel, then maybe don't travel.Take the bus. And they are cracking
down on those people too. Yes, there are videos where they get turned

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away because we know what you're doing. That's what happened with my buddy half
Big because he had too many jerseys, so he put on three jerseys because
he bought all that stuff out Hooters, like all the merch. Oh cool,
making half makes sense. Yeah,So he didn't have enough room in
his bag, so he just putthem on. So he just put them
on and they turned and they saidno, no, he was fine.

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Oh nice. I meant to askyou Sea Bass, have you heard about
the the cyber truck rust problem.I saw some reports and again I called
this ahead of time. Everything withthe cyber truck's going to be a problem
because they know what makes headlines.But yeah, the stayless deal allegedly is
not so stainless. I saw areally cool one that was wrapped. Yes,
that's what mine will be once Iget it elon hand to hand hand.

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You're wrapping it because there is oneoption for like a shiny black,
like murdered out version shiny black,or a matte black. I think it's
shiny. I think it's Actually Ididn't tell you. I saw one in
person and like was it but itwas parked, so I was a will
like get up a curse with it. Was. It was super rad and
not as giant, not as giantas you would think either. Really,

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yeah, it's very approachable because hewanted to make them have a low profile
so that he could get out ofany kind of garages, parking decks,
things like that. So it isboxy, yes, but it's not like
compared to an suv or a regulartruck. It is not overly huge.
I am worried about the cutting offmy finger on it on the frog.
Yeah, it's the front trunk.Yeah, so that it has an auto

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closed as you might imagine. Andthere are numerous videos of people putting like
carrots underneath it and it just chopsthe carrot off. But apparently that's a
problem with all at least Tesla,maybe more auto closing trunks. So I
was watching this video. This guywas going to propose to his girlfriend.
He's some vlogger, and he wasgetting ready to hit all this stuff,
and his family was there and hewas auto closing his test. His regular

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Tesla trunk just had his finger inthe way. Slice ended up proposing to
her in the back of the ambulancethat came. So it's not again cyber
truck. I get it. Itgets the headlines, but apparently it's all
Tesla's though I hope it wasn't hisring finger. Yeah, I think it
was. Index owners have been sharingimages of rest spots on their cyber trucks.
One image of the cyber truck withsmall rough spots, claiming that they

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appeared after a just a dish soapwash and driving the truck in just two
days of rain. Another user postedpictures of his cyber truck with numerous rust
spots on the hood, but heclaims that a pass of bar keeper's friend
and wind decks cleaned up the surfacepretty well. And barkeepers, that's what
you used, you know, forrestaurant cleaning and stuff all the stainless sliances
and things. Yeah, yeah,stuff, let's see. Yeah, interesting

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enough, while Tesla saved some moneyby not clear coding the truck's body.
There you go. Uh, theautomaker offers an additional satin clear paint film
and a color paint film, soa wrap. Yeah exactly. Well,
five thousands of six thousand bucks,I get. I mean that was that
was there. Maybe they maybe theycoated or whatever with that. Most likely

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that stuff, I said, watcha video where they took it out to
the desert and just like went crazywith it and broke the axle. No,
no, nothing's perfect. Yeah,and yet Sea Mass waits for his
thank you all right eight seven sevenforty four. If you want to hit
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the bell I don't understand. Yeah, I'm triggered my loud and not just
the radio noise King show, Andinto another new hour of insensitivity training for
a politically correct world on this Wednesdaymorning. It is February the twenty first,
twenty twenty four. Whatdy, that'sGreg Goring. Good morning, there's

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menace. Hi. He's our socialmedia director. Findess follow us any social
media platform. At the Woody Show. We got Sea Mass, hater of
bells. We've got Sammy Marty loverof psychics. Yes, yeah, we've
got se Bort Caroline. They're bothhere in the Woody Show production department.
Our associate producer, Morgan she ishere. We got Von our video producer.
You on the phones if you'd liketo be a part of the show

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today eight seven seven forty four,or you can add some of the text
over to two two nine eight seven. Once again, Gina grat this here.
This has been so much fun sittingin for Ravey, who will be
back tomorrow. But Gina was niceenough to agree to come in and just
and just hang with us. I'mhaving a blast. I feel like I
learned so much just over you know, a little over a show and a

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half. I was talking about itwith my wife yesterday, you know,
like this rainbow healing stuff that shewas talking about, whatever made you cry?
And she and she said it.Actually, it was two people that
said to me yesterday that normally whensomeone would be talking about stuff, they
would be annoyed by somebody like you, you know, but it was just

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right. And see, but that'swhat it all came back to, because
I said something along the lines ofyou're talking about this rainbow healing and this
other goofy stuff that you do,chakras and all that stuff, And I
said, you sound crazy, andyou're like, I feel crazy. I
think that's you know, it's true. The difference is when people really like
lean into it, you know,and they're like, oh, no,

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they try to not crazy. No, it's crazy. I'm just I'm just
life's guinea pig. Yeah, I'lltry it all. Yeah. Well,
welcome back, thank you, anotherday with Gina grad We've got the news
headlines coming up. For you herethis hour also a brand new redneck news.
There was a story about this womanin Memphis who was arrested because she

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had her young daughter help wax women'svaginas. Yeah, did you see the
photos of this? There's photos here. Look okay, so here's one photo
of the girl helping lit Oh yeah, she's in there. Yeah, she's
all up in like this woman's likejust got her legs right up in the
air. And then here's another one. She's spreading the wax on. It's

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like she's doing it like a healthclass. Yeah, right up there.
Well, kids love to help,as you know, yeah, you want
to help. And she looks likeshe has like a full on because it
looks like a like a spa room. She's got one of the table was
like it's clearly it's a spot table, and there's like a you know,
like the stuff they have like inthe like like if you go for like

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a massage at spat, like legitspots some of the warms towels and yeah,
yeah, what time in history didthey say, you know what,
kids can't help out in the familybusiness. She's five, by the way,
Yeah, like when did that happen? Yeah, so they about one
hundred years ago. They of courseposted the pictures on social media. Well,

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yeah, so she's standing in frontof, you know, two different
women, pants underwear off. That'sjust right out there, like spread wide
open. She's wearing gloves, she'sapplying the wax. The mom was a
bragging online that she had a kidworking with her for eight hours and they
did twenty four clients in one day. Wow. Business. How much does
a wax cost? Oh, itis. It can be pricey and it

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is unpleasant. Well, I wouldimagine, because you know what they do
sometimes Sammy. I don't know ifyou're aware of this, but depending on
where you go, they rip itwith their teeth exactly. Then you squeal
and then they smack it. They'relike, why are you making it worse?
But that's part of it. Itis where are you going. I
haven't had it done in that.I don't think. Yeah, what back

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alley place. It's not back alley, very high end Russian. Okay,
you know. So they're just like, Okay, you're fine, You're fine.
Is this is the smacking supposed todistract you from the pain of that.
Maybe it's like I'll poke you inthe eye so you forget how bad
you'r vagina hurts. Yeah, likeI know sometimes if you get like a

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shot, or when you're at thedentist and they're going to give you the
novacane, sometimes they'll shake your cheekas they're as they're administering the novacane shot
and it's supposed to like it upand Sammy, if you say you don't
know what I'm talking about, I'mgoing to come over there and smack you.
You know. They do that duringbotox as well. They slap.
They do it to me, No, no kind of they pinched where they're

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doing it. They try to dolike those little distraction things like you do
with a kid getting like like okay, chicken pox. I am a botox
getter. I've never been smacked,backed, or squeezed or smacked. No,
do you go to the same placefor a botox. A dentist create
different cultures. Actually they also offerlike Happy Endings is in one of those

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places. To me, sounds veryshady, it does. That's weird,
you guys, I've learned a lot, thank you. Now what corona adult
would see this five year old comein like I'll go through with this well,
I mean it's it's all women,right, so they're probably oh,
babe, what's happening? You wantto help out? Look at my full

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bush, Like would you okay,you go to a weird place, do
you know? Yeah, what ifa five year old walked in, I'd
say no, ma'am, No,ma'am. I don't think so. Yeah,
because you'll be like the owner ofthe business and it's their kid.
People just go along with okay,but like go stand in the corner and
color right. You're not going tolike apply my serum. Yeah, it's
wax in your area that I govery wrong. I think you say that

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now, but in the moment you'relike, okay, whatever. Yeah,
I wonder what percentage that being said? In ten years that girl is going
to be incredible at this. Iwonder like, out of the twenty four
clients they saw that day, like, how many allowed the girl to help?
Yeah, at least too, atleast two. Yeah. These are
gross people too. I'm looking atthe pictures. These are unkempt, well

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I mean fired the gardener, fatchicks with calf tattooska, you know,
so kind of up for anything.This other one looks you know, normal,
like I would say, they getthe average, Like that's why this
one. You can't tell me thisis not a gross person. Look at
this well they're trying to make that'sa disgusting I won't tell you that.
Yeah, I mean come on.Yeah. So honestly, like how much

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does a wax cost? I meanthere's different. You talk to women like
how much your haircuts? A hundredbucks? Like a guy fifteen? And
it's like, are we going fall? Are we just? You know,
I don't know what's the different?High and tight? The different is that
like fifty bucks? Yeah, it'slike fifty bucks the last time, Yeah,
I got it done. It wasabout that plus tip. What's the

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what do you mean? What goes? Is that? What it is around
the world? You don't have toyou can just kind of trimmer up.
Oh yeah, there's different. Okay, so there's part of my ignorance here,
all right, So you can getwhere it's just you're like cubis,
sure, and then you can likeit like the butthole two, like the

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that's around the world. Yeah.See, I thought dudes did that?
You thought that? Yeah? Ithought that. No, I thought that,
Like, sorry, Greg, Ithought gay dudes did the Brazilians.
Women don't get Brazilian. I don'tknow like women Brazilian women women have hairy
butts, yeah normally, I mean, I mean human there's there's hair everywhere.
I mean women don't really have hairon their chest and guys do.

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That's a good point. Don't youmet a woman with the harry no arms
here again like oh yeah, alllegs I mean yeah, okay, and
be whole mustache? Yeah? Well, didn't think like you know, women
are going and getting there like chestwaxed, like maybe like a way a
guy would fair. Yeah, yeah, but it's it's offered, hm for

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a couple more bucks? Was thatbad? Twenty four times? Is called
fifty? Yeah, it's pretty good. I'm no good at math. That's
that's at least a couple hundred bucks. And if you have a five year
old do it. It only costsa couple of oreos. Yeah right,
you can pay her and cheery yeah, mappleuice cookies. It's a total bargain.
I think the customers are equally weird. How long is it allowed?

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It? Like if you get awax compared to anything, like you know,
uh, because I got wax fora radio show. I mean,
at least for me, it waslike months really grew back. Wow,
the same and it was the pubesyeah oh wow. But the worst part
is when it's starting to come inand it's kind of itchy. Did you
experience Yeah, it's a nightmare.Yeah, never do it again. So

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that's why I think that's when youkeep going back, because you don't want
that that first itchy feeling. Wellno, yeah, but you kind of
have to wait a long enough periodof time to able to go back to
get it waxed true again. ButI will also offer this public service announcement
that I found out from a bridebecause that's what they you know, when
all the brides get to do whatthey do before the wedding, you should

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always use conditioner on it the nightbefore. It makes the waxing. It
makes the wax real lazier and itdoesn't hurt as bad. Apparently softens things
up, that's right. Kind Imean, well, it's kind of like
Greg, if you're a if you'regonna shave your face like that hot towel
or in the shower first, absolutelykind of like yeah, if you're shaving
like a first thing. But ifI was going to do that on a

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regular If I was a chick,I would just sit through the laser,
so I'd never happen if it.I learned from you Woody that laser is
not permanent. Yeah, I alwaysthought it was permanent. You still got
to go back every once in awhile, Like it's not like every month
or every couple of months, likeit takes a number of appointments, right,
Yeah, there was there was anadvertiser that was, you know,

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with the with the show and theradio station is years ago, and so
I went, I'm like, okay, I don't have a ton of hair
like back hair or whatever. Butthey tried it out. I'm like,
Nope, this sucks. I don'tcare that much. I wanted to see
because like they were nice people andlike I was coming out and I figure
like, oh, well, youknow whatever, like, uh, I
don't have to. I never Inever deal with it anyway. I'm not
one of those guys buying one ofthose big backscratcher looking razors to take care

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of It's not like a shaving orbut shakes. Yeah, I'm not wearing
like a sweater or anything. It'sit's not super heavy. But so you
didn't go back. I went likefour times. Oh that's significant. But
then the hair came back and Iwas like this sucks. Oh it hurts,
Sure, it hurts, like yazy. Yeah, it's like somebody taking
a giant rubber band and just repeatedlylike pulling it back and snap it on

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the same spot over and over.Nope. Yeah, Jesus, okay,
not worth it. Yeah, youhave to go. I died a few
times. I don't care that much. You never come back. If it
was permanent, I would do it. It is eventually, eventually, everything's
permanent eventually. But they said thatit wasn't like you you have to go
back like you know, once ayear, every year and a half.

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I know they told That's what theytold me. Maybe that Yeah, maybe
the technology has advanced, but Iknow if you go a certain amount of
times, then you don't have togo anymore. Yeah, all right,
Well there's the latest in waxing news. Yeah doing it got five year olds
helping wax badges that creepy Yeah,eight seven four. You can hit some
of the text over to two tonine eight seven. Like I mentioned,

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Greg's got some news headlines. We'vegot a brand new Redneck News. So
what do you show if your housebecame a fixed for effort after you bought
it? Redneck News and today's RedneckNews. This is from West Virginia.
We're back in twenty twenty. Theresidents of Kanawas City. They were upset

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their local Hooters restaurant as they're known. It's like many restaurants and businesses during
COVID, they were closing their doors. Since then, the building has sat
empty, but the people they wereholding out hope as rumors swirled that Hooters
would make a triumphant return. Yes, but unfortunately it was not to be,
and they just made the official announcementthat they have served their last chicken

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wings. What's going on? Thedemolition of the building is scheduled for this
coming Monday to twenty six. Sowhat they're gonna do is this weekend before
the iconic Hooters building comes down forgood, the residents of Knawa City,
they're planning to pay their respects withtheir candlelight vigil for the Hooters. That's
awesome. The announcement reads, quote, bring your candles and signs and let's

(27:52):
let Hooters in the city know wewill miss them. Tremendously so nice.
They will have chicken wings with thetraditional hootersus on site and a limited amount
of the goat sandwich which is calledthe Strip Cheese. So far, over
three hundred people of rsvpain. Wow. I don't know how many people are
there in Kanawah City, ball go. Three hundreds pretty good number. Many
sharing their memories of their time thereat the location. Here's one says,

(28:17):
I once saw a dude s noordline of black pepper on a Dare this
Hooters rip? All right? Ifeel their pain sad day for sure.
But in its place they're building asheets gas station and convenience stores. So
if you're familiar with sheets, thisis the wind. Yeah. Yeah,
So there we go. That isfrom Kanawa City, West Virginia, where
the residents they're honoring a former Hooterslocation with a candlelight vigil before demo begins

(28:40):
next week so they can go togas station hot. And that is today's
red Nick time the valley dumb tothe show I'm reading. Montana Ski Resort
forced to close fight through winter dueto lack of snow. Wow. Wow,

(29:03):
the lowest levels the moisture ever recordedat their place in fifty five years
warm weather only allowed four days ofskiing at the past resort. It was
crazy. Yeah, because weile they'regetting screwed, they said, by the
Elmino pattern, because like other places, you're just getting like walloped that normally
don't and then where they are they'remissing out. Yeah. Wasn't there a

(29:25):
time? Was it last month thatsomething like seventy five percent of the country
was getting tons of ranged? Yeah? Oh man covered you were so happy
about that? Oh so happy?Oh yeah, not depressed. What's it
to be? One hundred degrees andsunny pretty much year right around? Right?
I always care at all about globalwarming? No, it was like,

(29:47):
bring it on. If you havea pool, who cares if it's
hot? Right, you get airconditioning? Right? Right? Do we
not? I believe we do?All? Right? Trending news headlines?
What do he got over there?Greg Goring? Well, a total of
four people have now been charging thatdeadly Kansas City chiefs parade shooting that happened
Valentine's Day. Two had already beencharged, and then yesterday two more adults
got charged. They're being held ona million dollars spond. Prosecutors say that

(30:10):
they were all at the parade gotinto some kind of verbal fight and that
ended with guns getting whipped out allworth it, firing shots everywhere. One
woman was killed, twenty two peoplewere injured, including twelve kids. So
yesterday's charges are against an eighteen yearold and a twenty two year old,
both charged with second degree murder andarmed criminal action. And apparently they didn't
even know each other before the shooting. It was this argument, and they

(30:32):
say the eighteen year old is theone who took out his gun first,
and then the others just followed anddid the same thing. Yeah, no
word if there are more shooters involved, or if they got their guns legally
or not. That's what a lotof people are still wondering. As far
as the lottery goes. Last night'sMega Million's jackpot that was worth four hundred
and ninety three million bucks, Yourhopes of winning are still alive. Yes,

(30:56):
nobody hit all the numbers. Soguys are lucky that medicine have a
chance. Yeah. For Friday's drawing, they're saying it should climb to five
twenty five five million. Looking uplottery stories, I realized not that easy.
I was looking up this morning.I even asked Sammy. I'm like,
do you know if anybody won theMega Millions because they kept giving me

(31:18):
Friday's numbers. Well, you justgo to the Mega Million's website. Okay,
That's what I've done in the past. It was annoying. And then
they say that the jackpot should bearound five to twenty five. I thought
they knew the exact number in advance. I guess it depends on how many
more tickets the porn in Yeah,to keep adding to it. Well,
I guess I'll get one for Friday. Then Ruby frank that is the Utah

(31:41):
mom who had this YouTube channel calledeight Passengers. Yeah, Ruby Frankie.
Oh Frankie, Yeah, you havemillion followers. She's gonna be heading to
prison. Oh no, it sucks. She is awful. Perhaps for many
many decades, she admitted that sheabused her own children that helped make her
famous. She's been found guilty offour counts of child abuse. She was

(32:05):
busted back in December after her owntwelve year old son went to a neighbor's
house and he had duct tape onhis wrist and ankles, really emaciated,
covered in wounds, and begging forfood and water. Right, because she
would deprive her kids of food,made one of them sleep on a bean
bag chair, kept one out sign. Oh yeah, but like the best
life ever. Yeah, when you'reon the channel and my daughter's obsessed with

(32:29):
all these YouTube you know, dude, the parent, we're going to target
today. We're gonna buy anything wesee it's purple and you know, these
dumb things, and I wonder,like, man, these kids are even
either having the time of their lifeor it's one of these things. I
feel like they're working. Yeah.I was watching the latest Misterbeast video and
then I stopped paying attention. Istarted scrolling on my phone, so all

(32:50):
these other videos started popping up,and it was all these YouTube families.
Yeah, something just feels weird,weird, I agree, and like off,
Yeah, it's really weird. It'sbizarre. There's this one family that
constantly shows up in my feed wherethey play these little games and then they
win like twenty, like roll theball across the table and if it,
land's in the cup. And thatfamily gives me the creeps, even though

(33:15):
they're all normal looking. We're doingtoday in the whole house. It's a
big house and it's just built chuckand cheese, right, you know,
And I'm thinking, like, man, this has got to be like what
circus animals feel like. Absolutely,But there's also, like you said,
a dark side of this coin.Have you seen the one where the mom
didn't know that she was rolling andshe was like because the dog just died
and the kids crying okay here,oh yeah we covered that. Lady a

(33:38):
bitable unreal, like you're not cryingenough? Yeah? More tears? Yeah,
yeah, like directing them. Yeah, she's idiot uploaded the wrong video
in this Ruby Frankie woman. Herneighbors said that the kids would often complain
like I don't want you to videoevery aspect of my life. And she
didn't care at all. And Iwas wondering about her husband. How did

(34:00):
her husband not know about this?But uh, he says he didn't know
about the abuse because he had filedfor divorce and wasn't living with her for
a year. Yet there was anothershow parent that you're nominee. I saw
this woman, Betty Union. She'sin Florida. She smacked hers on the
face so hard that his glasses brokeand he had a couple of cuts on
his face. And when asked,why did you do that? What made

(34:22):
her snap? She told the copsthe kid called her quote a booger face.
Okay, you can do that fora booker face. Hmm. Well
so now the now the kids stayingwith another family member. But just when
you think, like okay, andmy wife and I have this every once
in a while, like, man, are we screwing up? You know?
Are we bad parents? You knowwhat I mean? Like, and

(34:43):
of course you can always be betterwhatever, you know what, He's perfect.
But man, then you then youhear these stories when you see these
people, like you said, there'ssomething creepy about that life. People were
just trying to be internet or socialmedia famous and they're using their kids to
do it for it. Yeah,there's this other family that play this game
where they have a box or likefour boxes. One is filled with legos

(35:04):
and they have everybody jump into abox and you don't know which one has
the legos. And it's a multigenerational thing. So you've got grandparents,
grandkids, and they even have tohelp the grandma up from her arms to
like throwing the jump in this box, like grandma wa. Yeah, it's
weird because they're wacky guys. Yeah, and some of them I feel are
just like rich board people, Likehow do they're not forward to do like

(35:29):
this ball production? They're rich nowbecause people are making money on this stuff.
I understand, but like some ofthem you just see like their first
video and that it's like the productionvalue is like way high. Yeah,
maybe it's all they do. Yeah, I'm saying like maybe it was like,
uh, you know somebody who wasout of work working in like video
or video editor. I got abuddy of ours, my husband. The

(35:52):
husband is like, this guy's alwayslooking for extra work and he's got some
mad video skills. Yeah, there'sdefinitely like that. But then also I
think it's like people, how canI apply this and we get dumb easy
money on social media? Right,They're just so desperate for fame. This
one, I think is so weirdand so disgusting, but it's also fascinating.

(36:13):
So researchers at Bar and Lawn Universityin Israel have developed artificial lab grown
testicles nice and told you to growsome balls literally, So the hope is
that this can help with male infertility. So these lab grown testes resemble real
natural ones that were created from mousetestes cells. They say they have natural

(36:38):
testicular function and structure, and sofar, so good. The process has
been successful and the lab grown ballseven produce sperms. Okay, the only
thing is your kids come out lookinglike Andrew Siciliano from the NFL Network.
They got like mouse ears. Yeah. Yeah, all the kids born like

(37:00):
looks like little who from Whovill's thatthey do. Yeah, they're hoping to
apply the same technology to cancer treatmentin the future. So that rules.
Oh that's just so weird. Lastown testicles amazing. Oh that is the
latest wood dude manage. You seethe Walmart they're spending two point three billion
dollars to buy Visio as the companythat makes those TVs. Yeah, I

(37:23):
found that really interesting. And I'mwondering, like, because Visio used to
be like the brand, the mostaffordable brand, but then I feel like
they got kind of expensive. SoI wonder if Walmart is going to find
a way to make them cheaper andthen make them more affordable. The viseos
were already like four dollars right now. No, no, they they weren't
like super cheap, but when theycame out, but then I felt like

(37:45):
they just became just as expensive aslike you know, like a Samsung or
Sony. And also is Walmart canbe the only place you can get them?
Like, is Walmart just buying thecompany to be in exclusive? Yeah,
I mean they have enough distribution,but I mean if they didn't make
it exclusive. Yeah, but likewhat kind of TV you got, it's
a Walmart sounds good? No?Yeah? Vision I know with TCL,

(38:09):
they own the manufacturing the glass tomake the television, so like that's that's
why they're able to sell them waycheaper, like a lot of these other
manufacturers buy in his own batteries.No cheaper. Oh, like the car's
a bunch cheaper now, but becausehe's producing it. But I'm just saying,
like other like TV brands, theyhave to buy the glass from somewhere

(38:30):
else, and that's why the TVsare more expensive. So maybe they're going
to do that with Physio. Irecently got a new TV because I needed
a bigger one, and in thestore I got talked into buying them the
next model up like the O letteror what what. I don't even know
what. Here's me talking to somethingabout technology, and I said, it's

(38:52):
so much clearer that's great. That'smy problem. It's like when you go
wine tasting. After a while,they all taste the same. When you
look at TV's I couldn't tell thedifference. He said, this one is
such a better quality picture and youwould never notice that. You never know.
So I got it home, wehooked it up and mounted it and
all that stuff, turned it onand I thought, this looks just like

(39:13):
any other TV on planet Earth.Well why and here's my question, Yeah,
when you look at it in thestore, why can't they just have
that setting on the TV, likemake it look like the store enter Because
because the content, the content thatthey're feeding in the store is at the
highest quality. So when you takeit home and you hook it up to
like whatever broadcasts you're you're gonna watch, it's the same because they're showing like

(39:38):
colorful parades that's on purpose. Andthen you get home and you're watching you
know, taken episodes. You looklike it's in the store. Yeah,
what does it look like that colorfor birds? Right? They just need

(39:59):
a set on there. And thisis a trillion dollar idea. Instead of
adjusting the color the warmth on thatcrap, just in the store, enter
yeah, you know, you haveto be using the same content as what
Menace is saying. You have tobe watching the fish tank just because yeah,
just because the color and the brightnessand everything else are said a certain
way doesn't mean the garbage in garbageout kind of thing. Yeah, Like

(40:22):
the TV does have the potential todo that, but you need that content
a laser. You can't watch it. David Fincher movie, Yeah, exactly.
You want to give us a call, hit us up on the text
over to two two nine eight sevenan adult baby show. All right,

(40:45):
although I have all it's for you. Greg. Oh sweet, I thought
about you, right A couple offlight Really, Gina grat is here sitting
in for Rabi against that appreciate it. I guess you're wondering, like,
wow, Raby sounds different. Raby'snot here. She's been out of town
last couple days. It has beennice enough to hang and sit in for
Ravy today. And Greg is nota good flyer, like he's a very

(41:08):
nervous fly. In fact, therewas. I was just telling the story
the other day because somebody's like,well, a lot of people don't like
to fly. I said, no, no, no, I said There
was one flight where Greg was sittingthere white knuckling the hand rests or the
arm rest, and every time theslightest bump in targets having to go to
the point where the flight attendant hadto come up and move him because he

(41:30):
was making other people uncomfortable. AndI had picked up my thumb so much
that it was bleeding. It waslike bleeding and screaming and medicating yourself.
And still oh, not to gethim on the plane, but like he's
still freaking out. Anyway, Sundayyou died. Flight from San Francisco to

(41:52):
Boston got diverted. Passengers noticed awing coming apart. Oh god, the
plane did land safely in Denver.One of the passengers even posted a video
on Twitter, and he sounds exactlylike you'd expect someone in that situation to
sound like can you imagine what thatwould be? Greg? Uh, panicked,
crying. Yeah, so the wing'scoming apart. Listen to this guy

(42:14):
just about to land in Denver withthe wing coming apart. On the plane
came apart. We took off inSan Francisco and we're just about on the
ground. She's so Greg, I'dbe slathered. I mean yeah, bar

(42:38):
tears. Well, grand you thumbyou have the freakouts because you don't have
your flying buddy, I don't havemenace with me. Yeah. Blood from
your thumbs, bar from your throat, poop from your butt. Yep,
your face is soaking wet from tears. Yeah. Why did they wait until
Denver? From San Francisco to Land, I had an audible halfway through the

(43:00):
country. I think the wing isfalling apart. Okay, land on the
on the ground, like I'm guessingthat's probably where they were. They were
going from San Francisco to Boston.They were probably right by Denver and they
just landed. Oh my god,we pick an open field and land in
it. Dude. We had thisoff air conversation Greg. You know what
we're talking about, because you know, during the Super Bowl there was like

(43:22):
there were so many private jets thatyou can't land at the private airport anymore.
We're trying to figure out, like, Okay, where are the other
jets gonna land? And I waslike, I think there's another runway somewhere,
blah blah blah. And I'm lookingon a map and it's all desert,
and Sammy's like they could just landright there on the desert, like

(43:42):
on the just like on the gravel, on the gravel, because it's all
wide open, and it's just lookingat me, going like, I swear
there's another airport here, but Idon't see one, Like what like looking
at me? I thought he wasgoing like where are they landing? So
I was like, probably in afield somewhere, But he was being like,
tell me where the airport is.I'm situation of there, not going
to land anywhere, just like,yeah, a forty million dollar jet,

(44:05):
they're just gonna land in the desertin a bunch of cactuses. Like what
are you talking about, sage brush? Just like I don't they can just
land anywhere. I'm a pilot.I don't know. You're special, yes,
but you're an adult's breathing like asituation. Sure, people try to
land on the beach or the way, of course, not going to the
super Bowl. Meanwhile, there wasanother flight out of New Mexico that turned

(44:29):
around and landed back in Albuquerque aftersome hool tried to open the emergency door.
Yeah, like another one. Yeah, that never never works. These
people they need zip ties for thesepeople. They do have ziptize good.
Yeah, I've seen those pictures forthe flight attenders and they're there's cages and
legal murders a thing you get topass. Yeah, in the air in

(44:51):
the area if you're going too crazyand you're like trying to get in the
cockpit or something like that, LikeI want to step on someone's throat until
I feel the ground beneath my shoe. Right. I saw another plane video
going run enough for you just yesterdaythat this plane hit a weird pocket of
air and went over eight hundred milesan hour. It was an hour and

(45:13):
it was totally turbulent. People werescreaming. It was crazy. I saw
another one where it was like massiveturbulence and the planes dipping and kind of
shimming left and right and whatever,and people are like they're on a world.
They're going whoa. I'm thinking,oh my god, Greg would die
and you would be enjoying it.I would like it. Yeah, none
of that. There is an airof flight attendant on TikTok that says that's

(45:36):
the best time to be flying.Like pretend there's like a marshmallow and it's
in jello. The air is pushingit up and down. You will not
fall according to her, don't worry. Yeah, I take it from the
lady's serving peanuts. That's the goodone. I used to poop next to
my mother's bed because it wasn't agood I don't know. Communicators The Woody
Show creating awkward moments between uber driversand their customers. Just twenty four show

(46:00):
We're going to be right back,They show I'll be right back. I've
had so many tracks, I can'teven tell you what trees dot time.
I'm gonna double no. This isa race show into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world.It's Wednesday morning. It's February the twenty
first, twenty twenty four body,Greg Menas, Let's see bass, there's

(46:23):
Samy Morning, we got bored,we got Caroline Morgan, Good morning to
you, Good morning. Vonn Ourvideo producer is here. Gina Grad sitting
in for Rav again today. JuinaGrad, Thank you. Where can people
find you on social media? AtGina Grad? I make it very easy
everywhere at Instagramina Grad, that's theone Twitter, all of it at Ginagrad.

(46:45):
And you got that book, asshe wrote, My Extra Mom,
which you can find at Amazon dotcom and Barnesnoble dot com. Once we
move in the past day and ahalf or so, let's go with a
Baker's dozen. Oh I appreciate that, but I really do. That's cool,
thank you. Yeah, So,like you know, she's a new
new Ish stepmom. How long haveI couple years? We got married September

(47:08):
of twenty one, but we've beentogether for a while. Okay, yeah,
all right, this is another conversationfor another time. But I've made
all the mistakes and I'd like foryou not to make the same one.
No, Like, I'm just Iwas gonna say, I've got a great
relationship with both of my step parents. Yeah, like my step mom,
my stepdad. That's great. Andthey came into my life very young.

(47:28):
Oh right, yeah, and metoo, And and Disney messed us up
big time. I'm supposed to bewicked and evil. I'm not right,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In laws are crap. Step parents
are wicked. Yeah, your yourspouse is the ball and chain. That's
right. Let me clear it withthe tower. Let me check with the
ward before I commit to that plan. Marriage is a bear trap, right

(47:50):
all right? So we have someaudio here. Morgan did a little experiment
for it's a little social experiment.I sure did well, you know,
because she likes to care eight awkwardmoments. There was. In fact,
I didn't realize this. Gina andMorgan they worked at the same radio station
right before Morgan joined this show,and so when when Gina was coming in

(48:12):
to hang out with us, she'slike, oh my god, I remember
Morgan. Yeah. I'm like,Morgan, sweet, I'm kind of afraid
of her, but I'm excited.Like why afraid though? I have heard
her multiple times on the air,and she's way more confident that I was.
I'm assuming at your age, whichis younger than me, and like,
you party harder and you're just you, you care less and I'm afraid
of you, but I love you. Yeah. Yeah, I seem like

(48:34):
a very intimidating person. I think, yeah, you do when people don't
know me. Yeah, yeah,because I'm pretty confident and I used to
always brag like I love awkward situations. I love that feeling, and like,
yeah, she's not so sure.Yeah yeah, I mean you kind
of thrive on it. I meanthat's why you're able to do what you
do. Yeah, it's you know, it's it's the how and the why
is when I'm interested in hearing aboutsome some people are not good with it.

(48:57):
Like my wife is one of thosepeople. She's not good with like
hid camera shows, cart and arksmakes her very uncomfortable. She likes it,
but it makes her very uncomfortable,slash nervous. I watched Enthusiasm with
like my hands over my yeah.Yeah, but see, and then I
watch it because like, oh mygod, like I'm I'm I'm like borderline
getting off on it. Like themore awkward, the better. Wow.

(49:17):
So what's the one where the guysare like they got like an ear piece
in and they're like impractical impractical jokers. That's awful? You like that?
I love it? But I likethe concept of it, right, the
how and the why, Like thehow on the on, the execution can
be lacking something. Yeah. Soanyway, we're we were talking to the
meeting, and so we thought,oh, you know't be really awkward.
Let's have Morgan go to the nailsalon. Yeah, and as she's getting

(49:42):
her nails done, just start makingreally awkward noises. Yeah, awkward asn't
but she's sexually like she's like she'sreally like, she's really getting into it
right. And for this to bedone right, I had to get my
toes done. Of course it couldn'tbe, of course to Okay, so
this is a pedicure. Yeah,So I go to this place. I
had to go to a place thatI've never gone before because I don't embarrass

(50:04):
myself in front of people. Iknow. Get back. Yeah, And
I was so nervous driving there.I kept telling myself, you never have
to see them again, you neverhave to see them again. Thank god
it's radio and not TV. Ohgod, it was the worst. So
I get in there. I gosuper early one morning. I go to
a place that does not have goodreviews because I want no one to be
there. Yeah right, I figure, if it's just me and the lady

(50:24):
that owns the place, great,Yeah, no picture. What was that
that movie Billy Crystal and Oh Harrymet Salie, Harry met Sally where they're
in the diner. That's right,I'll have it except yeah, except the
nail salon. I guess I've neverseen it. It's that's a very famous

(50:45):
it's a famous scene. Tell memore about Fred Stare Grandpa. Yeah.
So I find this nail salon andI go in I tell them, hey,
you know I had old polish onmy toes. I'm like, I'd
like to get these taken off.I just get you know, a gel
padicuredies. You know that is Yeah. So they're like sure right away.
I'm the first one there. Ishow up at ten am, right when
they open. So I'm like,okay, I don't know if this is

(51:07):
better or not, but it's justme and these two people in here.
So this first clip here, thisis them taking off my old toenail polish,
and I am just probably sweating.I'm so nervous because I'm like,
and you're pretty quiet starting off.Oh yeah, super good because you want
to ease it. Yeah, there'sno one else in here. Yeah,

(51:29):
oh yeah, what does the ladydo? Ye she's doing anything? Oh

(51:50):
yeah, she's kind of I geta little bit louder in the next one,
but she kind of looks up atme because I think she's like,
she thinks I'm like video recording her, I think, which thankfully I'm not
my phone setting down, it's justaudio, but she keeps glancing up at
me and I'm not making eye contactwith her. But then you know,
she looks down, so she's she'splucking you right right there. Oh yeah,

(52:16):
I don't think you're recording. She'sjust like, yeah, I think
yeah, wrong this ship. Maybeshe just thinks I'm going through it.
So that one was pretty quiet becauseI'm still, you know, warming up.
And then she's not you know,she's glanced at me twice, but
she's not laughing and she's not makinga face. So I'm like, does

(52:37):
she hear me? And then sothey take off my old polish. I'm
wearing the really cute sandals that theygive you back. Yeah, so if
y'all want to look at my supercomfortable right yeah, So she gets all
the old polish off. I don'tknow if this is how they do it
because I'm first, first time patient, but they switch ladies on me,

(52:58):
so I don't know if that's normal. That's never happened to me before,
So I guess I may take crazylady. I made her a little uncomfortable.
So a new girl comes in,and this is when they're kind of
like rubbing your legs, like thesugar scrub right before they put you in,
you know, the soaking. Sothis is me with girl number two.
All right, so a girl numbertwo come to this Morgan at the

(53:19):
nail salon. Oh yeah, that'sthe spot right there. Oh yeah,
there's no verbal response. Wow.And honestly I thought the fact that me

(53:40):
being in an empty salam would bebetter. I think it made it worse
because then all the employees could payattention to me and these two ladies and
they're probably like, oh my god, she's a creep. I'm so nervous
in here just listening to it nowtext coming in today, I'm getting bricked
up, and I would work listenfor the guys here. What was that?

(54:04):
Do they use a dremmel to sandyour tone? It's like, I
don't know what. It's literally likea drill. It's like a little sander
dogs. It doesn't hurt it no, if they're doing it right, you
don't feel anything. It's super fine, like sandpaper. So at this point,
I'm getting nervous, like, oh, you know, I can't do

(54:25):
this twice. This is the oneand done thing. I need to get
louder so I can actually get thiscontent, you know, I need.
I need them to either you know, commit to ignoring me or something.
So this third clip, I'm gettingmuch louder. And this is a request
from Greg I had. I'm gettingreally into it. I had a lot

(54:46):
of lines prepared in my head whenI went. Of course, when I
got there, I couldn't remember anything. It was your request, my fine
jokes. Can you refresh my memory? I told you it's a line that
Minis says all the time. Ohyeah, I like, yeah, that's
the only line I could remember.Oh oh yeah, oh yeah, I

(55:14):
like that. So at the endof that one, you can kind of
hear her laughing finally laughing yeah,and I like, you're like sweating right
now. I'm sweating right now.Yeah. I like that, And listening

(55:35):
back to her, I was like, man, I she sounded sexier impossible.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Ilike that. So she's laughing at
this point, and I'm like,okay, now we're getting going. Yeah
right, you cracked her. Yeah. So this next one, I'm like,
okay, let's commit finish strong,let's go hard. Oh yeah,

(56:02):
oh right there. I'm sorry.I haven't been touched like this in a
while. Not A lady's dying here, like leaving dying, and the other

(56:24):
lady that works there's looking over likekind of smiling. Are they talking about
you? Another language. Honestly,they could have been. I was like
blacked out at that point. I'mdefinitely like I was like so like focused
on my mission. So I'm like, okay, getting towards the end,
and it's you know, almost maybethirty minutes has gone by. I'm getting

(56:46):
nervous that a customer is going tocome in, so I'm like, let's
get this going, right, sothis next day we can finish already,
yeah, and I'm ready to finish. So I'm getting louder and louder,
and then finally I get her tocrack and say something into me. All
right, did you oh how doyou? No? No? No,

(57:08):
it's okay. It feels good.Wow you to you? No? Oh
how do you? No? No, No, It's okay. It feels
good, rad, it feels goodgoing. Let's go to the back room.

(57:31):
Wait, I'm like breaking character.I'm laughing and thankfully, like we're
almost we're almost done getting these clips. How long is this experience? Probably
forty five minutes? Oh god,were about an hour a little longer.
At this point, a customer comesin, sound like crap, you know,

(57:52):
it's me and this one other customer. This is how a lot of
movies started exactly great. So yeah, this is today is a special.
So now I have this, youknow stranger sitting two seeds across from me

(58:15):
about to get her toes worked on, and I just lose it. Oh
yeah, I like that. Areyou okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'msorry. It's been a while. You

(58:47):
do the great job. The hardestthing I've done for this job. Wow.
So now now I'm thinking, like, we gotta, said Morgan to
get a haircut. We go,my god, whatever, Yeah, we
said Morgan to the paint store,like preparing the paint can the mechanic.
Yeah, I wasn't a sonic yesterday, and I was like, this might

(59:08):
be a good place to do it. Skate right out to you. Oh
yeah, oh oh yeah, ohyeah I like that. So what do
you do? We'll return, Hey, welcome back. It's the hoodie show,

(59:40):
got it? I still like laughingso hard that it's making me cough,
and now like, uh, mythroat's all messed up. Worth it,
dude, Morgan killed it. Iwas awesome on the awkward moments at
the nail salon noise. If you'reif you're just tuning in she went there

(01:00:00):
and got a pedicure, and thewhole idea was to make it really awkward
with the nail tech and she wasmaking all these noises suggestive, suggestive,
yeah noises, and here, justI'll give you one clip. You can
go back on the podcast listen thewhole thing. But so here she is,
oh yeah, oh yeah, Ilike that, like she can't control

(01:00:37):
herself. Yeah yeah. We haveto make her watch her review when Harry
met Sally too, so she canget like yeah the Yeah. So American
Airlines they've raised the bag of thebag price with the baggage fees. I
didn't realize it was I thought itwas twenty five bucks. Yeah, no,

(01:00:58):
it was thirty bucks. Now it'sgoing to be forty bucks. What
thirty five if you pay before youget to the airport. Yeah. Yeah.
The previous price thirty bucks for thefirst check bag and they already had
the highest fees of I guess anyother any of the other airlines. And
they say for every other bag afterthat's gonna be forty five bucks. Nice.
So yeah, forty bucks for thefirst one, forty five for the

(01:01:22):
next one. And they say it'sto offset fuel high fuel costs, Yeah,
which is what they did when theyfirst rolled this out thousand and seven.
I found out something really interesting aboutthis when it comes to these fees.
Apparently they don't get taxed on it, so that's why they go to
the fees to raise versus the actualticket price fair itself. I don't know
either. That was really interesting ourairline phase. Yeah, why would they

(01:01:45):
be text free? That's income forthem. I don't know, some loophole
or something, but that's why everything'sgoing all a part. Yeah. Oh
yeah, they're like, oh,skip the I've seen it where they offer
I've seen it where they offer likea thing where you're checking in, would
you like to skip the security line? But that airport has no security line

(01:02:07):
just for you know those it's eitherTSA pre check or the regular line and
that's it. You paid for it. Yeah, And so these people are
getting into the TSA pre check linething and then that's what they got,
and then they get kicked to theregular line same time, and they say
go, well, you're gonna haveto go back to the counter, and
they're not going to do that.So then they got a call. Yeah,
and half the people I'm wondering likethey do that on purpose because half

(01:02:28):
the people aren't gonna bother with thelike forget it. Yeah, they're so
just denoyed the like let it gothe fifteen twenty bucks or wherever they were
paying. My question is, andI'm not saying they're right, because they're
absolutely in the wrong. But whenthey say offset fuel prices, is that
a nice way of saying offset peoplepoundage? Like? Are we getting bigger?
So we they're hoping we bring lessbags with us. No, I

(01:02:52):
think that people are just, youknow, they're going somewhere. They feel
like they need all this stuff.Have you seen somebody pack for a trip?
Oh it's so dumb. Sure bringsso much crape, you know,
for just a basic two they're checkinga bag for being somewhere for two days.
Choices. Right, if you're goingsomewhere in the winter, all of
your clothes are bulkier. It takesup so much more like big or your

(01:03:12):
clothes you're like five foot? MaybeI'm sorry, are we looking at the
same sweater? Bulb yeat? Yeah, okay, well her sweater is probably
the size of my underwear. Shejust love coffee sweaters. But to Gena's
point, there have been. They'restarting to weigh people now on certain planes,
but not here. People would freakout. Well exactly, I think
they're two people are too fat todo anything about it. Yeah, way

(01:03:34):
too fat. Just pay the money. Well, the other thing, Delta,
they're offering a path of totality flightso you can view the April eclipse.
You can experience it at thirty thousandfeet. That's cool. So yeah,
the eclipse is April eighth, andthey've got a flight twelve eighteen from
Austin to Detroit. Departs at twelvefifteen in the afternoon, lands at four

(01:03:54):
to twenty bro. Yeah, thetotality eclipse will happen just out for three
p m Eastern and the uh thisparticular plane, I guess has extra large
windows for prime eclipse exposure. That'slike what if you're on the wrong side
of the plane or in the middleright, Yeah, maybe they do like
a they they turn and go justfor a minute, like, yeah,

(01:04:17):
they got going circles for a while. Yeah, they got like a really
weird flight path for this one.That being said, like the eclipse is
neat for two minutes yea three minutes. Yeah, but to do that long
flight Delta has also announced five otherroutes for those who might not be able
to make that particular flight, Sothey have other other for you. So

(01:04:38):
if you just absolutely have to spendmoney to go see the eclipse from the
air, who gets that excited aboutthe eclipse? Ye, I'd rather see
that too. Yeah, I nevereven heard of that Barbarallas, I've never

(01:04:59):
heard. It's pretty cool. Itis very cool. I've seen them.
I went to Iceland and I seenhim go away. Seen it? Can
you see it in America? InAlaska in certain places? Yeah? Okay?
What's it called? Arroyal boy?Alice? Right now? That now?
Eight seven seven? Text us overto two two nine eighty seven?

(01:05:24):
Did you turn that down just alittle bit? But I was told that
I could listen to the radio.It reads noble volume. But I don't
see why I should have to turndown the radio bright, Okay, into
assisting reds the Woody Show. Allright, welcome back everybody. Hey,
pop quiz. If you drop yourphone in water, what do you do?

(01:05:44):
Put it in right? Right?Nothing these days, but Apple is
officially warning you not to put itin rice smart small particles of the rice
can get in there and damage thephone like through the charging port. Also
says that no foreign objects please,and the connector like cute tips, paper
towels, things like that. Peopletry to clean those things out. I

(01:06:05):
saw the one that was very satisfyingwhere they took super glue, poured it
in the connector areas and then you'lltease it out and it's awful of hair
and garbage. Super glue. Yeah, just they just just set enough where
it sticks, like like that nosehere wax waxing. Yeah, okay,
I found the stuff that you canuse to clean like the vents and stuff

(01:06:26):
in your car, Like there's littlenotes and crandit it's almost like slim like
yeah that I might still have it. Yeah. Yeah, and apparently it
works really well. I'm not tryingit yet, but I like for the
OCD in me sounds satisfying. Itworks for once because then I was like,
oh, I guess you're supposed torinse it off. You are not.
Yeah, I ruined it. Yeah, but they're saying like the phones
now just way more sophisticated than theyused to be. Like you guys just

(01:06:48):
mentioned you know, some can handlecertain levels of water. They even have
a liquid detection warning that tells youif you're charging port gets wet. So
if it does get wet, you'resupposed to just dry with a cloth and
then just tap gently on the phoneto quote drain the water from the ports.
I just try to get the waterout of the ports and then leave

(01:07:08):
it in the dry area with someairflow and avoid using any cables until it's
completely dry. Is that the stuff? Yeah too, that's it's been sitting
in the office for probably five years. Five years were could have used that?
Well? Yeah, and so likeGreg, you take this out and
you basically roll. Yeah, Istick it into like the the events and
everything and just pull it out andit just takes all the I don't want

(01:07:30):
to finger it up here, butyou know it'll grab all the dust.
And we could have used that onour old soundboard. O god, Yeah,
in this studio all put some ofthe ministers to the laptop. See
what kind of food part? Ohmy god, I feel like you would
know this. There's also an appI used to have it. I took
it off those taking up two inchfish where if you get your phone wet,
it like vibrates at a certain likedecibel level or whatever. Like HZV

(01:07:55):
or whatever, and then it shakesthe Yeah thinks it shakes the water out
of the phone. That's kind ofcool. Yeah, I mean it sounds
like something that wouldn't work. AlthoughI mean I've dropped my phone and like,
you know, pool, you knowwhatever, and take it out right
away, just kind of shake itoff, set it on the side,
and then it seems to be fine. I've lucked out so far. Something

(01:08:16):
called cleave the clear wave app mayberemember the fix for like the Xbox or
whate it. It was supposed towrap a towel around the Xbox and like
let the people are like, oh, well, it creates enough heat inside
that it would take like where peoplewere soldering the they felt that it would
it would fix the the cards inside, like the circuits really inside that well

(01:08:41):
it would actually like noah, doesn'twhat happened to the good old days of
just like blowing on the cartridge andputting it back in and then you put
it back in the Nintendo and boombeautiful. Yeah, work great, that's
all you needed. While you cando that with the port on the phone.
Yeah, you're sitting there, youknow. And then there's a funny
animation online where those cartridges are aliveand they go just pretend not to work,

(01:09:08):
and then people blow on them andthey go yeah, oh yeah kind
of like yeah, Morgan Morgan,Oh yeah, that's the spot right there,
blow into me. Oh yeah.It's the Woody Show and another new

(01:09:29):
hour of insensitivity Training for a politicallycorrect World. Wednesday morning. It's February
the twenty first, twenty twenty four. Thank you for being here, give
it us some of your valuable timetoday. What that is Greg Gory by
Woody Menace? What is that bookright there? We got Sea Bash.
Yeah, we've got Sammy, Bortand Caroline are here. We've got Morgan,

(01:09:50):
our associate producer, Von our videoproducer. Raby is out yesterday and
today. She's back tomorrow, butsitting in for Raby today. We have
Gina Grant is here. You're welcomeat Gina grand on social media. You
can follow her and find you're there. She's into all these different you got,

(01:10:11):
Like how many different jobs you got? I got a lot of jobs,
A lot of jobs, a lotof there used to be a bit
on that show in Living Color.Yeah, yeah, like you only have
five jobs. I got twelve jobsnow they used to like outdo everybody?
How many jobs add? But yeah, Gina's been nice enough to sit in
with us for the last couple ofdays here while Ray was that, like
I mentioned, Raby, we'll beback tomorrow. Uh So we did this

(01:10:35):
once before and it I thought itwas really interesting because people are calling in,
We're getting a lot of texts.We called it diarrhea of questions because
the questions are all over the place, there's no real focus I throw out.
In this case, I'm gonna throwout four questions and people can on
the phones or if you want totext in people around the room, anybody

(01:10:55):
works on the show, you couldchime in on any or all. Maybe
one of the questions, which everyonereally kind of like speaks to you.
So the questions for diarrhea of topics? What technology do you refuse to embrace?
Are there any adults listening who stillsleep with the stuffed animal? Which
I learned recently there are more thanI would have guessed. Yeah, what

(01:11:21):
would you like to do naked?That seems like a great question. What
would you like to do naked?Like if there were no consequences? Or
and then what's the most annoying adslogan you've heard recently. I can tell
you what mine is on that one, me too. What's yours pizza?

(01:11:43):
Oh, pizza? We mentioned thatthat's their hot honey pepperoni or whatever.
It was like, the pizza looksgood, I'll try the pizza, but
the pizza will hut. Thing isdumb. And the commercial that they ran
all the time during football season thispast this last year was the it was
the power outlet that was sad thatthe guy doesn't have to charge his phone

(01:12:03):
as much anymore. And it's likesome like sad hip hop song. Oh
and the oh Man. If youwatch football, you know this commercial.
It was the song sucked. Itwas so and it was in almost every
break. And you know how manybreaks they take during football, Yeah,
a million, because like, thebatteries are better now on the phone,
and so that's what they were pimping. And so there was separation anxiety between

(01:12:27):
his wall outlet and his phone.Nothing says masculinity like battery separation anxiety.
Right, all right, So whattechnology do you refuse to embrace? Are
there any adults listening who still sleepwith the stuffed animal? What would you
like to do? Naked and what'sthe most annoying AD slogan that you've heard
recently? Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, If you want to call

(01:12:50):
in, you can hit us upwith the text over to two two nine
eighty seven. It says, Icannot stand that Burger King jingle. Have
it your way, you rule?I want to shoot my helf every time
I hear it. Yeah, myeight year old thing is that him?
I don't really you know what,it really did a good job at the
younger younger demographic. Didn't make himwant to go. Uh yeah, they

(01:13:12):
got my son interested to go.Noise, And that's where I forgot.
I told you, like I gotin a Burger King kick. I had
forgotten really right there. I seeit all the time, like, you
know what, I'm gonna go toBurger King. I've been there in a
while. And then I got ona kick and those two junior whoppers for
five bucks deeal oh, yeah noise. Now, as far as the naked
thing goes, Greg, I literallysaw a fully naked man last night walking
down the street. Okay, andyou know he was pretty dirty and you

(01:13:35):
kind of figured out where he gotthe nakedness from. But at the same
time, I was like, that'dbe kind of just like, you know,
he didn't care. He didn't careabout a lot of things in his
life. Yeah, exactly state ofhis mind. But like, because I
was talking to some friends and forsome reason, like nud we talk about
a V and awards and oh allthat porno was like speaking of porno.

(01:13:56):
Look over your right shoulder. There'sa fully nude man. He doing like
the classic Holmemost thing where he's likescreaming and whatever. He was just like
strolling. He was somewhere called thecops of course, as I do.
Non emergency number was of course,uh and so, and so we're like
talking. You see that guy still, I go, he's gone, like

(01:14:17):
he'd gone four blocks. There's justchilling. I know, that's shocking.
But when I lived in San Franciscoand Greg knows, there was a corner
where it was just naked man cornerwhere they would gather and like they would
have like sit down and enjoy againor whatever. But from their point of
view, that's got to be kind. And there was always the naked man

(01:14:38):
with the giant walking stick that wouldsee it. I mean, the irony
is that my body confidence is anegative thousand. But I to answer that
question is almost the answer would beeverything. I've never driven naked. I've
never been in my front yard naked. You never skinny, of course,
but that's in the privacy lake.No. Oh, it's awesome. No,

(01:15:00):
I think it would be super interestingjust to be naked in places that
you normally never have been. Don'tgive us your advice to your newest colonies.
That's how we're talking about, right. I'm not a never nude,
but I can't imagine a situation whereI want to be nude. And it's
all because like I don't want tosee myself, you know what I mean?
Yeah, like I gross myself out, like so, like I would
be completely uncomfortable. Yeah, Ihave nightmares of being naked, right,

(01:15:26):
but I think I would. Iwould probably say like swimming in like I
don't know, the ocean or somethingnaked. That What about doing naked and
afraid where you're out kind of likehunting for lizards and stuff. Here's the
text says I refuse to store creditcards on my phone for tap to pay.
That was the one. The otherquestion, what technology do you refuse
to embrace? The wallet like thephone wallet. Yeah. Yeah, that's

(01:15:47):
a lot of time for me toembrace. But now I'm all about it.
Well medas the one that he doesn'tdo. He doesn't do a face
ID. Yeah, I don't likeface ID for some reason. And I'm
not like a big brother conspiracy guy. I don't care like serve me all
the ads that I want. Whatis it about face idea that you don't
like? I don't I don't know, but I don't want to use this

(01:16:08):
for everything, Like you have tolook at yourself to set it up and
I don't know. I don't know. I just had a Yeah, I
had to do some process like thatthat wasn't fun. Uh. Text here
says I still sleep with a teddy. I've had him since I was five.
I'm currently thirty five. My partnerfinds it weird, but I have
such a hard time sleeping without it. I got them it is weird.
I'd be interested to know dude orchick. Yeah. Yeah, people,

(01:16:30):
can we stop saying partner or justsay a boyfriend or girlfriend? It helps
us out a lot. I amolder than that person and I have the
baby blanket I was given on theday I was busy. Fifth woman,
I know who does that. Istill sleep with my baby blanket, my
duck blanket that I've had since Iwas born. Wow, I mean that's
probably super soft, right, Ohmy god, that's the thing tattered and

(01:16:55):
yeah, red bear my mom mymom is held onto a blanket that's been
around since I was little, andI'm like, what do you still have
this? Fortune? It just comeskeeping it whatever, but it is.
I'm gonna use it. But it'slike the softest blanket ever ever. Red
flag right, development. I mean, I know so many girls and I've

(01:17:16):
heard of other girls who do yeh, do you a Gina? And others?
Do you take your blanket on theroad with you like you're on a
road trip? And not anymore.But as a child, I had a
home game blanket in an away game, so they were never the twain shall
meet. But these days I wantto make sure if I lost it on
the road, I'd be apoplectic,So it stays home. It's a mensa

(01:17:38):
word. Apple plactic apple will neverstop eating apples. It's not a red
flag. It's just what something girlsdo. Andrew, Hey, good morning,
Andrew, good morning. All right, So what's what's the technology you
refuse? To embrace. It's notquite out yet, but it's gonna be
flying cars. They are all electricin that one. How about range of

(01:18:00):
one hundred miles the flying electric car. Yeah, I'll be so afraid of
them falling from this guy. Okay, what about something? What about something
that's a little closer to reality,just like a driverless car? Yeah.
I mean I've seen a few ofthem on the freeway. I have been

(01:18:23):
cut off by a couple. I'dbe like, would you be in that
car as a passenger and feel comfortable? No? I like having control of
the vehicle. Man, you soundlike a guy I should be in control
of the getting all right, thankyou. We're also on topic. I
will never use the holidack at StarTrek. Never not gonna do it.

(01:18:44):
I will not play quidditch. Uh. Well, I mean, you know
there are a couple of companies.There's one in particular, the flying car
that's coming out. What they saynext year menace You know that I'm talking
about. I mean a lot ofthem, Yeah, I mean the drives.
Then they can pick up and fly. Yeah, and they're kind of
like drones basically. Yeah, Greg, hunder no circumstances, will you be

(01:19:06):
in that. I don't think Iwould Amber, Good morning, Good morning.
So what's the most annoying AD sloganyou've heard recently? Well, sorry,
but it's on your show. SoI don't hear the beginning of the
commercial. I've never heard the beginning, but it's the end when the guy's
like my old spice and then there'sa wicked woman laughing in the back.

(01:19:29):
I'm like, what is happening inthis commercial? Well, the old Spice
commercials are notorious for doing like reallylike kind of off the wall bizarre stuff
like centaurs centaurs, a centaur comingout of the shower or something like that.
Yeah, I hm, I meanwe do it most we turn the
commercials down. Yeah, I justgive you guys. You know how some

(01:19:51):
people like complain about one person oryour show. They don't lie. I
love all of you, Gina,I remember you from Mark in the morning,
Lo, even though she's not.I love all of you guys.
Every day bring something that cracks meup, makes me laugh hard. I
don't know, it's just I loveyou guys. Okay, thank you,

(01:20:13):
Amber, Sure, good day guys. Ks y. All right, So
the four questions that are on theon the table, take the break and
you can call in, you gettext in. What technology do you refuse
to embrace? Are there any adultslistening who still sleep with the stuffed animal?
Again? Please mention if you area dude or a woman, what
would you like to do naked?And what's the most annoying ad slogan you've

(01:20:38):
heard recently? That's our diarrhea oftopics. If you want to get in
on it, eight seven seven fortyfour. Whatty is the number you can
send us a text over to twoto nine eighty seven back in the mid

(01:20:59):
This is the show, all right, So diarrhea of topics? Questions?
What technology do you refuse to embrace? Are there any adults listening who still
sleep with a stuffed animal? Whatwould you like to do naked? What's
the most annoying ad slogan you've heardrecently? On the technology? Thing?

(01:21:21):
Like? Would crypto count? Yeah? Okay, it's technology? Yeah absolutely?
I have one on Facebook. Also, I've never had a Facebook never
will have a face. Are youserious? I've awoided it this entire time.
That's incredible. Yeah, I don'thave Alexa. I don't want my

(01:21:42):
house listening to me I'm not downwith that. So you don't have like
one no smart device? Are youa spy or something? I don't know.
I just don't like it. Idon't like because I used to have
the the was it we or oneof the and it was like detecting me
as I moved and I was like, no more of this, I don't
like and a week that's the one. But the other thing I cannot use.
I will not use Bluetooth. Iwant to use it. It never

(01:22:09):
works. I'm elderly. I don'tunderstand it. You gotta charge it,
Like I want my headphones to havea cord. I don't want to have
to charge something. I'll lose it. Like air pods you use, I
would. I would much rather usethe eighties headphones with the little foam cover
air pods. Could you teach herhow to Bluetooth? I mean, there's

(01:22:29):
so many things now that have Bluetooth. I can't. I want you refrigerator.
The only exception is like the meterthermometer for like a steak, and
even that freaks me out. Thatyeah, of course, the thermometer for
your meat. Yeah, for agrill. It's really fun old school when

(01:22:54):
he's sticking it. Yeah, butthen you could take the other half inside
you can see like where you're at, like back, yeah, or you
can do on your phone. Yeah, I'm gonna get that. Other than
that, I know interesting. Uhthis one in the text. I refuse
to use self checkout, self servekiosks. Yeah. Uh, tech them
not on board with EV's and renewables, even though I worked in the solar

(01:23:16):
industry. EV batteries, W cardcoalbalt and those mines in the Congo are
a crap show women and kids diggingwith their hands. Okay, well that's
yeah. So yeah, well youhave a reason though garbage. Yeah.
Uh, here's somebody that feels youon the Alexa devices six six one,
won't use them. I refuse tolisten to podcasts. Sorry, can't do
it. Yeah, that's just radiolater right, Yeah, but the problem

(01:23:42):
is lan audio not gonna do it. It's like you think radio sucks.
Wait to hear podcasts, you know. Yeah, you gotta find everybody's got
one, and to find a goodone is like trying to find a diamond
in the rough. It's a lowbarrier to entry. Oh way low.
Yeah. What about books on tablets? Can we be just gonna do it.
Let's see this. My velveteen rabbitis thirty five years old. I

(01:24:04):
sleep with it every night. Isa neck pillow. Let's see stuffed animal.
I'm thirty seven year old woman.I sleep with a teddy bear.
But it's for utility purposes. Isleep on my stomach and my left arm
will hurt or go numb if Idon't have something to wrap around it.
Yeah. It really does become partof your sleeping habit that you're just used
to at this point. But pillows, Yeah, that's what I have.

(01:24:26):
Like, I'll use a pillow forthat purpose. But what do you need
a pillow for when you have abear? Yeah, I don't have a
bear. Let's see. The adsthat annoy me are the Capitol one ads
with the celebrities and the all Stateand all the State farm commercials after they
replace the first Jake, you know, because now it's like they have like
the new Jake, and then theykeep bringing all these different people in Drake,

(01:24:47):
oh dude, Sharman toilet paper commercialswith those with the cartoon bears.
Don't squeeze the Sharman. Yeah,yeah, the cartoon bears are like Mama,
Yeah, WHI like there's something likeso, I mean you know what,
I know there are cartoons or whatever, but it's like the little bits
of toilet paper. It's kind ofit's kind of fell. Yeah. I've

(01:25:09):
had numerous of that to come intoo, So it's common. Cars for
kids, commercials are the worst forkids. You've heard those. Yeah,
I refuse to accept the backup cameraon cars. Just turn your damn neck.

(01:25:29):
Yeah, bro, Yeah, Iknow people that don't trust those.
I have one. I tend tojust look with my own eyes. I
can't tell you the last time Idid the old school like, you know,
were you looking your behind the thingand you're like, look it over
your shoulder. I love that.I hate it because I've riven the same
car for eight years. It doesnot have a backup camera, and I
every time I'm like, I'm goingto hit this post, and I would
love to have a backup camera.Yea, yeah, yeah, I mean

(01:25:51):
I don't even use it because Idon't even use the old school method anymore
because it's got the It shows wherethe car is going to go, Like
you turn the wheel, it showsyour path. If you're too close,
it turns red the protection. Yeah, yeah. Mine automatically breaks if I
get too close to the same Yeah. Yeah, that's good for So what
technology do you refuse to embrace?Any adults listening who still sleep with the

(01:26:14):
stuffed animal? What would you liketo do naked? All of it?
Yeah? Somebody said they they willdrive around naked. I think that would
be interesting. I would never doit. Have you ever changed in your
car? Yes, changed while driving, but no change but like in public,
like you're like in a parking lot, probably after the beach or something

(01:26:39):
a little naked. That's not thesame. I mean, this person,
I've received mouth parties. Yeah,well yeah, but that's not naked naked.
But you had to have sex nakedyou know. Have you received while
you were operating the vehicle? Yes, good for you. Who has?

(01:27:00):
Well, wait, how would youdo it the other way around? You
would see where you were going.Yeah, if you're a guy, you
can give it to a lady.Yeah, but that's a that's a weird
angle. Yeah, I mean youcan. You have to go to a
chiropractor actor. Yeah, put yourfoot up on the thh. This person
says, I will not get TikTok. That's another one, like TikTok.
I never snapchat. Yeah, likeI never went down the Facebook uh road.

(01:27:24):
People say, well, what doyou have Instagram? So you basically
have Facebook. Facebook is more there'sa show account that's that's yeah, that's
the only one I see. Yeah, you're not giving your personal thoughts and
yeah, I don't have a Idon't have a personal one there. I
do wonder why people post on Facebook. It's like who cares? Well?
Yeah, when Facebook to that point. You gotta remember when Facebook first came

(01:27:45):
out, the big thing like seemedto be like the first thing everybody mentioned
you can reconnect with people that youwent to like elementary school with, And
I'm like, why the hell wouldI want to do? It was such
a big turn off. Like,there are so many people over the years
that you fall out of friendship withor they're out of your life for a
particular reason. Anybody who I've wantedto keep in contact with, I've made

(01:28:09):
the point to keep in contact.Who have wanted to keep in contact with
me, We've kept in touch,right, Like I didn't want to be
found. Yeah, good for you, I didn't want that. I didn't
By the way, smooth career choicefor somebody who doesn't want to be found.
No, but you know what Imean, like like, I don't
need to reconnect with Horowitz your firstgirlfriend. See I'm stif that's somebody who
I kept in touch with on likeintentionally for a number of years. Yeah.

(01:28:31):
And have you ever been to ahigh school reunion? No? Me
either? Hell no? Yeah?Not interested? Well, because I had
such a weird high school, whichone would I go to? Yeah?
Facebook ruined my reunion because I knewwhat everybody looked like. That's exactly what
I said. I connect with thepeople I want to connect with. I
already know where they are. ButI have a good experience because my whole
senior class we're in a Facebook grouptogether and we all like chat all the

(01:28:55):
time. Yeah, it's pretty funlike that. Yeah, four Wooding,
that's eight seven seven four Wooding.Oh yeah, speaking of Instagram, why
is your account private? Someone's askingon the mine? Yeah that's a red
flag. Oh sometimes I open itup, but I was on another show
with a gruff listenership, and soI didn't want to give just anyone access

(01:29:19):
to my pictures in my videos.Oh okay, real miser and shroud oh
mouthie. Yeah, and I wasjust like, what am I doing?
We got one of those? Yeah, it's well, hold on, I'll
accept you right now. Whoever's asking? Okay, oh babe, all right?
At Gina Grau, right yeah,at Gina Gras. She was for
a long time on the Open AnthonyShow. And they are notorious for having

(01:29:41):
bad listeners. Yeah, yeah,alright, more woody shows. Next,
hang up on the show. Menwill eat something gross. He'll be hungry
in an hour. We are answeringthe call of destiny. This is they

(01:30:04):
show. This is fun. Theworld's tallest man he's eight foot three inches
tall. In the world's shortest womantwo foot tall. B recently met up.
Oh he's forty one. She's thirty. She's as tall as his shoe.

(01:30:25):
Look at this. Whoaah, that'swhat you called spinner. I guess,
like, okay, how old isshe? She's uh like in her
thirties. She's thirty. He's fortyone. Yeah. Then here's a picture
where he's standing. Look at me. Look at the difference. Yeah,
he doesn't even go up to hisknee, no, not even wow.
Wow, yeah again he is.He's eight foot three inches tall. I'm

(01:30:50):
surprised. You know what I'm surprisedhe made it to forty one years old.
Yeah, that's a pituitary issue,don't those people usually, you know,
people who are that big or whatever. Yeah, like a like on
the giant right right, That's exactlywhat I was thinking of. So who
would you rather be the world's shortestof the world. That's a good question.
H tallest would be tall sucking dunkon them fools. I think you're

(01:31:13):
a kid if you're like that twofoot tall chick and people always trying to
lift you up right, hug youlike your little dogs a guy, Yeah,
you can't go short. And thething is like, she's got she's
got the teeth of a chick who'slike six foot tall me. Look at
I mean, she's all teeth.Oh yeah, yeah, but I mean
that's the last scene a little bit. I've never seen him. That's the
least of your problems, you know, just walk right under turnstiles. Everything's

(01:31:36):
gap kids all the time. Ohyeah, yeah, how does he get
dressed? That's customer, it's goteverything's custom You can't find that anywhere.
Big and big and big and tall. It's a hard time find and stuff
to fit me. There really islike there's certain stores you cannot menace.
No, yeah, there's certain there'scertain places you can't go and forget about
it, like if it's an getit barely to the European story. Yeah,

(01:31:59):
European. European large is extra smallAmerican. That's why there's a big
landscape of loose clothing at Costco.It's for right, yeah, America.
Although just got a new uh anew What was that, Kirkland? What
wud you have yesterday? That wasa never mind never mind? But yeah,
they got some they got some decentclothes at Costco. Now, who

(01:32:25):
makes your outfit? Of the FriedChicken place? It was lit the place
where I get crowd legs. Here'sa joke for you, nine o nine
Greg, What do you call lesbianwith braces? Now, don't don't rush
it. What do you call lesbianwith braces? What do you call lesbian
with braces? Tell me a boxcuttern? What he shows that more wood

(01:32:51):
he show is that people today campseem to pay attention for more than a
few Shut up the Woody Show.All right, welcome back everybody. It
is the Woody Show. Wednesday morning, I got the birthdays and the porn
of birthday coming up here in justa few minutes for you are in studio

(01:33:13):
guests for yesterday and today. Ginagrad Jina is here, thank you.
He's the co host with Adam Carollafor a number of years on Your Brother
radio shows, as well a lotof media exposure with the you know different
tea. They put her on TVevery once in a while. I'm media
train voiceover stuff. Yeah, likeyou know, what was it the ro

(01:33:35):
Street Fighter. Yeah, when wementioned that yesterday, a lot of people
were kidting us up. Oh thatis rude. Cool. Oh I love
that. Yeah. So she justsitting there. Reaby be back here with
us tomorrow. Phones are opening ateight seven seven forty four. You can
hit us up of the text overto two two nine eight seven. Yeah,
somebody did say that. Oh andlet me mention your book real quick.

(01:33:57):
Oh, thank you, my extramom. Yeah, the name of
the book that Gina wrote. Becauseshe got married and her new husband has
a child from a previous relationship,and uh, and so now she's a
step mom. Yeah. And soI guess it's not just for the adults
or just for kids. It's kindof for it's for everyone. It's a
it's a children's book about bringing anotheradult into the family. And because I

(01:34:17):
looked for the book, it didn'texist, so I wrote it. I'm
such an overachiever. But yeah,it's for everyone. There's lots like games
and questions and fun stuff in theback too. You can make money on
bookstill No, No, it's alost leader. And I'm doing it again
with my extra dad because I hatemoney. Oh yeah, okay said we

(01:34:38):
talked to that bigfoot guy man.That's right. Yeah, well it's tough.
I don't know how that book businessworks. It doesn't, it doesn't
it, but it's really important tome, so I'm doing it again.
Yeah, because like writing a book, I mean I think it's the kid's
book is a little bit different,right, I mean way less time,
but time it like there's other peopleI know that they wrote a book and
they spend months, sometimes years,you know, working on this, and

(01:35:01):
I'm like, well, what isthe return because there's so many books.
It's like these TV shows and streamingservices and everything other there's so many shows.
Yeah, books like how do youhow do you even make money with
it? And if you if youhook up with a good publishing agency,
they'll give you a nice little advance. Otherwise I think you're just kind of
doing it for fun. Yeah,all right, but doesn't sound like fun
just to write it with not likewithout making all the money. Yeah,

(01:35:25):
but all right, Well you canfind that that book you see make a
couple of bucks for for Gina.You can find an Amazon also Barnes Andnoble
dot com. Yeah. Somebody didmention that I should ask you about some
of these impressions. She's really goodat impressions. Somebody mentioned specifically Robin Quivers.
Greg. I don't know if Iwould say I'm good at it,

(01:35:48):
but I have been doing it along time. And then uh, I
was asking her about one of theother ones, and she said, uh,
there was Gwen Stefani singing just aGirl. Yeah, I've been doing
this one for a long time.It's tough on the ear, is it.

(01:36:08):
Yeah, so get rid of you'llhear okay, observe there we go
and yeah, all right. So, by the way, I didn't know
that Apple Music. I forgot thatApple Music did this actually, But so
you can. You can go intoa song and it'll do, uh like
a karaoke version. There's like alittle slide it shows when you pull up

(01:36:31):
the lyrics to the song and youcan like completely kill the lyrics out of
it. Yeah, yeah, that'sthat's pretty cool. So you might have
to count me in because that's along intro and we're just going to the
chorus. Well, i'll give youa see if this okay? Yeah,
for a while? All right,okay, perfect, And then there's there's
a lyric ye thank you online andit's no, it's so good. I

(01:37:35):
was not rough on thank you.It's gotta be rough on your throat though,
right, Thank you very much.I appreciate it. Thank you.
Sci fi writer says that he hasbeen swatted forty seven times, all because
of a comment he made saying thathe didn't find Norm McDonald funny. Oh.

(01:37:57):
I think we talked about this guybefore for like the first couple.
His name is Patrick S. Thomlinson. He lives in Milwaukee. He says
he has now suffered through five yearsof harassment over the internet, dozens of
swatting cop calls to his home.Audrey made one casual comment back in twenty
eighteen. He says this is alla coordinated campaign intended to destroy his career

(01:38:19):
and marriage and drive him to suicide. You know how to stop it.
Stop talking about it. Some haveeven called the cops claiming that he committed
murder. One time he was handcuffednaked to his porch. Another time he
was swatted four times in one day. Someone even created a Craigslist post with
his address saying that he was kidnappingAfrican American children and grinding them down to

(01:38:43):
make pepperoni. They impersonated his wife, they sent inappropriate emails, They got
her suspended from her job, andPatrick says these quote keyboard cowards should be
charged with attempted murder and terrorism,and the Milwaukee Police departments, as there's
an FBI probe into the harassment.He is being terrorized, right, but
also the local PD. I knowpeople who have been swatted, and they

(01:39:08):
put you on a list so thatwhen they get four, it's the fourth
there's a murder my house called.They'll say, wait a minute, we
know this address. Let's maybe takea second. Here's here's a little clip
that that I've got here. Hey, this is Norm McDonald. So this
is a impression. Hey, NorrayMcDonald. But no, there's a somebody

(01:39:30):
who got a cameo from Norm McDonaldand they were trying to get him to
leave this dude alone. That wasthe whole point of the camp of the
Hey it's Norm McDonald. You shouldleave, you know, padd Alan blah
blah blah blah blah. But Normbeing Norm, he did he wasn't aware
of the situation. He said somethinghere in this cameo that made it even

(01:39:50):
worse for this dude. Listen tothis. Hey, this is Norm McDonald
here, and this is a messagefor all of Patrick's friends. I want
you to stop picking on your friendPat. After all, and I quote,
his only crime was that he didn'tfind Norm McDonald funny. Wait a

(01:40:12):
minute here, I'm Norm mcdone thoughI'm funny, Please continue insulting loser.
Yeah, and so that okay,norms on board? Oh no, yeah,
but I mean, how dare hewas saying? Is not funny?
Well, deserve the terror. Don'tstart no ish, won't be no ish

(01:40:38):
he started. Well, that's thething is Norm McDonald's not known for having
psycho fans, like he's not justTaylor Menace hates Beyonce's fans Like, yeah,
but I saw I saw the comment. The original comment video from like
the people keyed on to give thisguy all this garbage, and it was
so innocuous. He wasn't like going, oh god, I hate Nor McDonald's

(01:40:59):
just like, yeah, I callin the question anybody who honestly says like
my comedian friends where they find NormMcDonald funny? And it was it was
said like this kind of you know, casual, matter of fact kind of
way, and then it became this, yeah it gets on Reddit. Well
yeah, Menace hates for anybody anumber of times, what do you producer?
On Twitter? And four Cham talkscrab value all at time? Sea

(01:41:23):
Bass. He thinks you're all loser. Art In Cells hates you. I
think you're losers. Okay, notright, all right, ladies, take
it easy. I believe you've createdan incredible community, and there's nothing I
love more than a community. Fortuneevery day enjoying all the non sexual posts.

(01:41:44):
I'd love to buy you guys adrink sometimes. Yeah. Today is
February the twenty first. Today isa National sticky bun Day. Oh hell
yeah, yeah, it's also aNational grain free Day. Okay, toffee
tastic. Let's see card reading day? That No, is that like tarot
card like getting cards read? I'massuming I've never done that anybody. It's

(01:42:09):
fun. Oh yeah, of courseit's fun. And what did you learn
when you had your cards read?Oh? Future right? Yeah you are
Oh this okay, this, thisshow's right here. You were a sucker?
Yeah, twenty dollars. I cantell you what the lollipops card it
is. See this, lion,I think what Sammy is saying, let

(01:42:31):
us let her live join fun?Yeah, why are you an obsessed hater?
And Greg, you'll be glad toknow National Card Day is a day
when people savor the greeting cards sentOh okay, savor the greeting cards sent
to them over the years. Arewe supposed to savor them over the years?
Savor? And oh, you havea box. It's called emotional what

(01:42:55):
Yeah? Are you serious? Theemotional box. That's what it says on
the box. I believe that's whatyou labeled. Am Oh my god,
that's so greg. And that's themost greg thing I've heard recently. Put
cards in it? Oh Noble,Well, absolutely so, Gina. Some
days I'll be sitting at what I'mkind I got some time to kill.
Oh, I'll look at all mycards. Oh, let me get the
emotional box emotional, So Gina,I thank you card for Greg as you

(01:43:17):
leave might not be inappropriate, andyou'll hold on to it. Of course,
it's good enough. I've got cards. If the circumstances were different,
I got Greg. That's so gay. But here we are. Well,
it's also language day, neat.Are you still trying to learn Japanese?
Hi, I'm hanging with you.Did you? Did you give up on
that or no? No, Ihave I'm still. I took a little

(01:43:39):
bit of a break the first monthof the year, but I'm back on
it. I've got the same stuff. But didn't you take a break like
all last year? Because you're you'reI didn't take a break. Your New
year's resolution for twenty twenty three wasthat you're going to learn Japanese convers twenty
twenty four. I didn't take abreak. I just didn't go as hard
as I. I mean, youreally to get conversational, you really did
any more time? But I I'mstill long. Do you want to count
to ten with me in Japanese?Uh? I can get to about three?

(01:44:00):
Okay? All right, here wego? He hold on and go
Jewish jew? Well, wow,that's just appropriately like jewy g like and
then it goes like like Jewych wouldbe eleven. Junie jew Son not so
very comforable. Jewey Chi so difficult. It's very Roman numerals because they just

(01:44:23):
put like they put like ten,it's ten to one, ten to two.
And then that would be like Isaid, one of them was like
chinky sigh or something like that wouldbe very uncomfortable. You can't say that.
Well, see they didn't. Theydidn't think of that when they weren't
in Israel, when they were creatingJeffanese. Alright, uh, time for
your birthdays and your portal birthday WednesdayMorning Show. It's shimmy, We're gonna

(01:44:46):
it's shim We don't sit. It'sShiday, and you know we don't do
what I will start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Kelsey Grammar. Oh
yeah, Frasier Crane, who isyes, how old he is today?
Greg Well from That Enthusiasm sixty nine? He's sixty nine? Yes, oh

(01:45:09):
yeah, dude. High five.Anthony Daniels, who was c three po.
He's the only actor to be inall ten Star Wars movies. Eleven
if he counts solo, he's seventyeight years old. Today, I told
you I was at a TV stationwhere they're doing an interview and he stopped
an interview because he wanted to watchthe sunset a s. Yeah, is

(01:45:30):
like, can we pause for aminute. You can do that when you're
see three po Yeah. I hadthe biggest crush on her. In nineteen
ninety seven, she was on Partyof five Jennifer Love Hewitt. Oh yeah,
oh right, Oh my god.I was so in love with her,
and she did a music video howdo We Deal with You? Oh?
Really? She tried to be theBritney Speakers type. She did all
right, didn't know that she's fortyfive years old. Today you got Jordan

(01:45:53):
Peel from one of your favorite comicduos of all time, Menace Key and
Peel. So funny, actually thefilmmakers right right? Oh god, the
worst Jordan Peel is forty five.Yeah, let me know thee he makes
one good, just the one whogot nominated for an Oscar Greg Wow that
we all know that the Oscars lovebad movie Get Out Us. Oh god,
that movie sucked. It only getsworse from there if you didn't like

(01:46:15):
it. Yeah, Peak of theTwists, Git Lamer and not is interesting,
Oh dumb, he's forty five yearsold today. Got Sophie Turner,
who was on a Game of Thrones, also X Men Apocalypse, X Men
Dark Phoenix. Sophie Turner is twentyeight years old today. And then David
Geffen, he co founded Dream Workswith Steven Spielberg and Jeffrey Katzenberg. He's

(01:46:36):
eighty one today. Oh, andyour porn of birthday today is Haley Winters.
And she has spit more sea thana kid eating watermelon. And guess
how many films she's been in GregHigh five Dog including Horny Ainal Sluts Volume
five. She was in Your FavoritePie. Also Leather Fetish Volume one,

(01:47:00):
she was Fantastic and Married and Cheatingvolume four, also Naughty powder Room Slut.
Whoa, Yeah, it's classy though, because it's the powder. And
then who can forget her unforgettable rolein Culinary connelingus. That is a Haley
Winters who is thirty years old today, And that is your porno birthday,
your celebrities, and that is Iwas gonna say nerd nowt bab rip,

(01:47:27):
it's not rip to be back tomorrow. I'm back, all right. Yeah,
that's your celebrity birthdays here on TheWoody Show. See, I'm in
such a groove, like a habitof like it's like second in muscle memory
is what they call it. Yeah, eight seven, hit us up with
the text over to two to nineeighty seven. We will be right back.
Don't go anywhere. The Woody Showwill be right back. In sensitivity

(01:47:50):
training for a politically correct world,The Woody Show, I don't care about
your feelings. Well that's going todo it for a WEDNESDA Day morning.
Everybody cool, Yeah, quick wrapup, tell you what you can find
on today's full show podcast. Justhit up Thewoodyshow dot com and on the
podcast today we had a brand newredneck News and I was got caught up

(01:48:12):
on all the trending news headlines andalso what I think was the highlight of
the morning, the awkward moment withMorgan at the nail salon. If you
miss that, well, by allmeans go back hit up today's full show
podcast. Just go to the Woodyshowdot com. Coming up for you tomorrow.
E pre Friday, we got arout of the crossroads you guys,
Oh no, no, can't pleaseeverybody. So some people have voiced their

(01:48:35):
displeasure with the show, trying toknock us out to either management or just
sending us a message or an email. And so you'll hear what their complaints
are, and unfortunately we will cutthem loose and send them to the crossroads.
That and more tomorrow Thursday on theWoody Show. In the meantime,
Anthony got for us. You canleave on the after hours voicemail eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie. That'seight seven seven forty four, Woodie.

(01:48:58):
Jeah. Thank you to Gina gradeverybody. Thank you, guys, seriously,
thank you so much for having me. I hope you have the best
time ever. I really have,like in your whole life, no forever.
I mean I've been around. Right, it's this and then like a
couple other things than getting married anda couple other things. Then this again.
Right, it was really good.Oh, thank you for being here.

(01:49:18):
I do appreciate you filling in herethe last couple of days and we'll
look forward to having you back.Thank you. At some point. Make
sure you check out the book thatshe wrote called My Extra Mom, which
you could find on Amazon. Also, if you go to Barnesondoble dot com,
you can find it there. Perfectfor step parents with step kids kids

(01:49:39):
or parents both families. Yeah,families. Yeah, there you go.
Thank you very much, gin,I appreciate that. Thank you, Greg
Gory. Yes, parting words ofwisdom please. Yeah, if you ever
get advised to act like an adult, don't take that advice because adults are
terrible. Any any real reason forthat one today, Greg, No,

(01:50:00):
okay, just general every once ina while, like, yeah, we'll
hear later that there was like somekind of inspiration for whatever the words of
wisdom were for that day, right, No, this is just my baseline
thoughts. I'm just checking in,like, you know, a babe,
thank you, did something happen?No, everything's golden. I thank you
very much, Greg Gory. Thankyou so much for giving the show some

(01:50:21):
of your valuable time this morning.You know we'd love it. Appreciate you
for that. The rest of youguys can suck it. Catch you back
here on Thursday. Have a greatday. SMD Doublem. I quit this bitch,