The Woody Show January 10th 2024 Podcast

News Headlines, Freak of the Week, Ravey Has A Problem & More!

Episode Transcript

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This is a dune to the graphicnature of this program. Listener discretion,
is it lies the Woody Show.This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training

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class is now in session. Eg, good morning everybody, Woody. Today
is Wednesday. It's January the tenth, twenty twenty four. Hello, welcome,
We are the Woody Show. Whatif that's Ravy. There's a Greg

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Gory Horny, Woody. You're soundingbetter, Thank you you, Greg.
Making a little improvements as other daysgo on. Pretty far, there's a
menace. Good morning, social mediadirector. As you know, I had
to Woody Show on all the socialmedia platforms. We got Sea Bass in
morning Sea Bass. Yes, there'sSammy Boards here, Caroline's here. We
got Morgan von our video producer.You on the phones eight seven seven forty

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four, Woodie, you can alsohit us up with the text over to
two two nine eight seven. Veryexciting day. We gave it a whole
year's break all last year. Wegave this this segment that we did for
on a weekly basis for a longtime, many years. Yep, we
took a whole year off. Butnow it's back Woodies Show Freak of the
Week. Noo. Yeah, Sothat's coming up a little bit later on

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this morning, Raby's got nerd outbefore the hour is up. Also some
of the trending news headlines for GregGory. We'll get into that and whatever
the hell else comes up, asthings do every single day on this Weird
show. Yeah, for sure,but we thank you for being here giving
us some of your valuable time.This morning, raby Ye said, there's
some drama going on the neighborhood.My drama in my neighborhood's finally could calm

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down for a little bit. Yeah, there seems to be peace in the
Middle East. Okay, Yeah,for a while there was a lot of
drama with us, but now Ravey'sgot some neighborhood. I don't know how
dramatic it is, but I've kindof gotten back into looking at the next
door app. It's pretty funny becausewell most well it's not funny in that

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a lot of the post are aboutyour lost pets. Yeah, miss animal.
That seems to be the number onerandos trying to break in or stealing
stuff. A lot of bikes getstolen, but out of yards. I'm
like, why is your bike out? Yeah? You know mine is locked
up in my garage. Yeah,exactly, but they are also really weird

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and random posts. And this onecaught my attention because on the next door
app somebody posted about how sick theygot from Whole Food's chili and was reaching
out to see did anybody else getsick from home Old Foods chili? Because
I was on the toilet all night. You put that on the next door

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up. No responses, so Iget maybe you can give them her laundry
list of all the eight billion thingsgiven her diarrhea. Right, I had
diarrhea for twenty four hours. Anybodyelse? What a weird thing to put
on the right? I know,isn't that odd? See, we've tried
to post different things and we keepgetting rejected on our posts, which I

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thought pretty much anything would go.Like there was like why there was this
random like I want to call ita play structure. I want to It's
built of plastic and it's like alittle like house that has a slide on
the outside of it. Kids backyardsor whatever. Everywhere this was just randomly
sitting on the curb, not infront of anybody's house, like just on

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a corner. And uh. Andthis neighbor had posted Hey, does anybody
know who this belongs to? Dooron the next door app and we tried
to My wife tried to reply toit, and it wouldn't allow her because
like they had an issue with thepost saying that the post was not something

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that the next door app was forit violated the That's what I'm saying.
I'm thinking, like, has myhouse been banned from participating in the It
was. It was really weird.It sounds right up the alley for that
right, that's exactly what it's supposedto be. Also, there was another

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time this is this was actually onthe Ring app because you know Ring will
sometimes give you alert of what's goingon. Yeah, where there were some
dogs that had gotten loose, andI know exactly who it was. It's
our neighbors behind us. There's athere's a hole big enough in their fence
where their dogs crawl out. Theyget into this area they're not supposed to

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be in, and then they itmakes them so they're like loose in the
neighborhood and are running all over theplace and they're barking all over the place.
And I don't even know if theowners know that the dogs have left.
I think they just leave them inthe yard all day wow, because
they're annoying. And so in themiddle of the day, like they'll show
up and go, hey, doesanybody know whose dogs these are? And
I go, yeah, they liveon this street, it's this house,

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and they're like, oh no,you can't specifically point out a house like
that. Like someone's asking where theygo where are these Like yeah, I
don't understand, Like what's the pointof being able to post like they mighty
know whose dog this is if youcan't say whose dog it is, right
right? But the ring up likethat just gives you like a general area,
like because that's a lot of thereport, a lot of crime reporting

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too, Yeah for the report,but it wouldn't let me identify whose dogs
those were, which is kind ofthe point of the post. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. You can't putpeople's names addresses that kind you can't do
that. Yeah, well, noone's getting their stuff back then, like
their dogs, right, all right, yeah, we know where that goes.
It's somewhere in this general area,right exactly. So stupid you they're

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hoping that you would just tell thepeople that you know that there are dogs
that they're on all right, sowhat I want you to do is I
want you to go on the ringapp. I don't have the dogs,
Like somebody found the dogs and theyhave them. Yeah, like that's what
you're supposed to do, contact theneighbor or whatever. I have some neighbor
drama as well, and it alsoinvolves not an app, but I'm a

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part of a Facebook group for mylocal neighborhood and it's one of these groups
that you have to be vetted justto belong to because they do put addresses
on stuff. And so I hada long conversation with a guy who's in
charge of the group, and it'sbasically for that stuff lost dog or oh
you guys, look out. There'sa lot of people whatever. The other

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day and we say this a lot. I don't understand why people come down
on the wrong side of history.The other day, somebody and I live
in a hilly neighborhood, so somebodyhad their garbage cans out two days after
trash Day, just out there,you know, nothing grinds. Gregg's gears
More would early trash out and lateto take the cans back in yep,
and this car at the bottom ofthe hill had got dented because somebody's garbage

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can that was left out two daysafter trash Day had rolled down the street
after a gust of wind, youknow, made it roll down the street
damage the car. The person posteda picture and said, somebody's trash cans
were left out and they did damageto my car. Well, wouldn't you
know Every comment on that post wasvictim shaming. Yeah, why don't you
be a cool neighbor and just putthe cans back yourself and exactly, and

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then the next one, you're supposedto go up the hill. Doesn't look
like your car was completely in thedriveway. The back was sticking out a
little bit over the edge of thedriveway. It wouldn't have happened if you
parked normally in your driveway. Andthen the next post, all you had
to do if you thought the garbagecans were out late was go put them
back yourself. What are you gonnago into somebody? There had to be

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twenty comments, nineteen of which wereall victim shaming. I was the only
one that went on there and saidsomething along the lines of if they were
out two days too late, andthat's been a problem in our neighborhood.
Taking it out way too early,leaving them out way too late, and
then this poor person's car gets damagedand they're the a hole. You should
have been a good neighbor and returnthe cancerself if you had a problem with

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it. The better neighbor doesn't leavethem out right, right. I don't
understand how people go just on thetotally wrong side of everything and everybody doing
it. Everybody crazy. Oh,I comment, I've never gotten crapped on
harder from people than when I criticized. This was years ago, but had
an employee on the show who wasjust consistently late yep, and warned and

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warned a number of times, andso like, I'm like, hey,
what happened? We have a thinglike, oh, well, so and
so is not here yet still can'tmanage to get here by the time the
show starts. Yeah, and theydon't even have to be here like the
early hours that we do before theshow. They just had to be there
when the shh hit the air.They had to be there pretty easy,
really, I mean, everybody's keptthe easiest, right. I was the

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dick because I was insistent that theybe on time for the live show that
we did because their job was toscreen the calls. And I have never
gotten like more grief from people.How am I the person who's the bad
person here? Because I gave hima break on the first one. We
gave him a break and then awarning on the second one. I said

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the third one, that's it.I can't rely on you. It's a
live show. It happens whether you'rehere or not. I need someone who's
going to be here. And Iwas the dick, of course, you
know, big time. Oh andyou guys all witnessed it. Man,
was I a jerk? Well thisis the version Greg of the I get
for cart narsist. Well, ifyou care so much, why don't you
put the card back for them?Because it's not the point. I can't

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follow out every single person and pickup with every aspect of their life for
them. It is exactly like that. It's so just unreeled me that automatically
sided with the bad guy. Ihad a weird thought this morning as I
was driving in there's an intersection,uh, just before I jump on the
highway to come to the station,and somebody had clearly finished their McDonald's and

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just dumped the bag right the bag. The two drinks the whole thing and
just right out the window. Andso it was just a it was a
graveyard of a of a of aMcDonald's meal, just right there. It's
the only one in the turn lane, you know. Yeah. And I
was saying to myself, who picksthat stuff up? Right? I don't
know, because people litter all thetime, Like somebody's picking it up.

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Maybe somebody who's like walking a dog. Like I didn't stop and get out
or pick up that garbage. Ididn't do it either, So one's picking
it up. It's going to beout there floating around for weeks. I
bet you, I bet you getspicked up by the time I get out
of it today, I hope.So I don't know. Hopefully I wouldn't
what a trash person clearly driving somewherekeep it with you? H way is

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coming handy gray, Because in myneighborhood, if the garbage cans aren't back
by a certain time, you getfined, right Yeah, And I kind
of wish we had so one ofmy neighbors and I we look out for
each other. If we're not homeenough time, we just put the cans
back. Sounds a potential for agencybass right now. Garbage arts. Yeah,

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yeah, the trash beIN narcs.Well technically you're uh yeah, your
trash binds are out ten minutes pastthere, right, They're allowed time,
Apparently they say in my neighborhood youcan't take them out until five pm the
night before and they have to bein by whatever eight pm on trash day.
Like, I'll put mine out atseven o'clock at night and there'll be

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no other cans out there, andthen by the next day it's full,
and I go, how late arepeople going outside to put out the trash
can at the end of the Butyou go to bed earlier than most people
because but like, do you wantto go out there at nine o'clock at
night and put out trash cans?Yeah, put them out earlier. Phones
are open eight seven to seven forms. Yeah, I don'teah, I don't
hit. It's a woody show andwe are into another new hour insensitivity training

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for a politically correct world. Itis Wednesday morning. It's January the tenth,
twenty twenty four. I'm morning.That's Raby, Good morning. There's
Greg Gory, We've got menace,what's up? There's Sea Bass, there's
Sammy boards. Here, there's aCaroline. We've got Morgan von our video
producer. He's here. Phones areopen eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,

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you cannot hit us up with thetext open at two two nine eight
seven. I was just reading thisstory. Poor guy in Oklahoma. He
is offering a forty thousand dollars rewardfor information on the jerk who shot and
killed his two miniature donkeys. Oh, Patsy, that s let's find this

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person. The owner thinks they weretargeted. He's got a few swirling theories
quote unquote, but no solid leads. All he knows is that he wants
them brought to justice. Here heis talking to the local news. Old,
I know it is. I'll wantthat piece of storm to play.
They're pretty low life, so afew people anybody out there knows that sucker.

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Well, even if you don't wantto turn them in, you dead
gum will better keep an eye onthem because they'll hurt people too. Yeah,
you know serious for your dad gumman. Well yeah, definitely, yeah
that his next level. Well,the thing is like he's in a really
rural spot, like there's very fewpeople go up and down that road,
so right, yeah, yeah,I say, he goes full john Wick

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on him. I agree, therewe go, Doug. I finally watched
john Wick, and I totally getit. I would do the same thing.
Good for him. You hadn't neverseen it before? I had not.
What do you think it was thefirst one, right? Yeah,
the first one. I liked it. I loved it. Obviously, it's

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it borders fantasy, which I'm nota fan of fantasy. Yeah, it's
a little overstylized, but in generalI liked it. I did John Wick
Rules. Yeah. I haven't seenany of the sequels, though it was
one of those. I watched it. It was so late to the party,
like everything else. I watched it, and I'm like, what took
me so long to see this?I know that is so your movie?

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Oh my god? Revenge? Yeah, I love the revenge genre. Oh
it's so good, so good.Yeah, I saw this pretty cool.
Speaking of movies, we talked about, like, what would be like a
cool piece of movie memorabilia? Yeah, to own Peewee's bike. I just
saw that from Peewee's Big Adventure.Did you see how much? Yeah,

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just got sold sold for one hundredand forty thousand dollars. At an auction.
Who has that kind of body tospend on memorabilia. It's a nineteen
fifty three Schwin DX cruiser, sothat would see that's a cool thing.
You know. It sits there andlike you don't. Yeah, I said

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before, like, if you're gonnaown a piece of movie memory or memorability
of any con you shouldn't have toexplain to people what it is. Like
they should come in and go,that's not the bike, is it.
That's not that's not the flux capacitor, is it? Yes, it is.
That would be so cool, dude. One thing I saw that was

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really dope was there's this it's achurch in Hollywood and that's where they filmed
for Back to the Future the Enchantmentunder the Sea dance. Okay, so
like when he's up on stage andthe whole thing. So they did a
recreation of that last year, sothe whole place looks exactly like it did

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in the movie, and you couldgo there for the you can attend the
Enchantment under the Sea Dance created andI thought that was the coolest thing.
They even had the guy up onstage and she was the singer from the
band and he was doing ath AngelAngel that looked like super cool. I

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want to go to that, Like, how do people find out about that
stuff before? I don't want tohear about it after it happened. You
want to be on the list.Yeah, that's something i'd leave my house
for. Right. The bike wouldbe cool. Bike would be cool.
I don't know what you'll do withit the neighborhood. Yeah, yeah,
but I mean I would, butnot after spending one hundred and forty grand
on it. Still you would?Yeah, yeah, I think you take

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it for a spin. It's likepeople you have like a really you have
like a really dope car and notlike like an average Like when I say
average car, I mean even likeas luxury cars go. I'm talking about
like you spend you get like somekind of crazy Ferrari. Right. Yeah,
you're not driving that to your officejob. That's a Sunday driver,
that's it. Yeah, you takeit on the weekends. That's to go
on drives. Right, So youcould do something like that, that's true.

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You know, I definitely take alittle spin around the block Sunday.
There goes our pee wee back.Yeah. I read the story and then
I'd forgotten that he had died.I know, I forgot about that.
He was what seventy one or somethingthat sucks? It does suck. He
was hilarious. The Consumer Electronics Showwas going on. Let's speaking at of
cars. There was a thing Sony. Did you see the Sony thing yesterday?

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Menace this Sony. They rolled outa car that you drive with a
PlayStation controller. Rave. Oh yes, now I know you're addicted to and
by the way, remind me tocome back to this. We may need
an intervention for Ravy. Okay,Oh no, Well, isn't that a
thing where you play Fortnite on thebumper? Was it that car? No,

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you drive the car with the PlayStationcontroller, but there was some unsatisfying
Would that be yeah, if you'dlike to drive? Yeah, I mean
it's a novelty, I guess right, And I don't think they're going to
be rolling this out like you know, to the general bumblet right, I
will. But they did have somethingthat they were showing off yesterday. It's

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these new workout pants. So nobodyin this room will need that, but
it delivers tiny electric shocks when youexercise. Would you want that? The
brand is called we Stem and theshocks are apparently so slight you don't even
feel them. They've got these tinylike little bits of silver stitched in that

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take the static electricity from your ownmovements and it delivers this micro current to
your muscles, which is supposed toreduce fatigue by six percent six and up
your performance as much as thirty percent. That's a big number. Thirty Yeah,
how they know that though? Sowhat what I think of those things

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where it's like, hey, wantto get cool abs, get this thing
that flash is a red light onyour big fat gut, and if it
worked, they would sell seven billionof Yeah. Well they're already available online
for between sixty and one hundred dollars. How about fatigue like sixty percent six
percent? I don't give me somethingI can wear and it shocks the crap

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out of me, but then Iget skinny. I would think that it
would shock without working out when you'renot exercising. So therefore it's like like,
keep moving, keep moving. Yeah, I wanted to zap fat.
Yeah, zap fat. That's whatwe need. Motivate and borderline hurt you
when you're not moving. Greg andI are waiting for the things less effort
more results my dream. That's thegoal. Right, we kind of have

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it, I guess with oozempic kindof kind of. But even that greg
As proved you can't live the lifethat you are thinking of. Right.
I saw this article today, boyGeorge, I guess over the last year
lost a bunch of weight. Andhe said, if you see any celebrity
today who's thin and they were fatlast year, it's the wonder drug.

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Yeah you know, Oh dude,I saw I saw an advertisement for you
know, it's not with goov,it's not uh ozempic. It's now because
now there's all these like different genericones, right, Okay, that that
people are pimping and they're showing it'sbecause it's the same pen as with goov.
So I recognize the pen because I'musing with goov. And they're showing

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this person and how easy it is, dude, if that person is considered
obese, This person like they wouldhave to like strain to pinch a little
fat on their mid section just todo just to do the injection, Like
what a cute little pinch. I'llgive you a tire's word. Right,

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that's funny. It's like you seethese before and after shots like the dude
before thinking like, you're before lookslike perfection, right, and then the
act and you're on the weight lossdrug commercial, right is a little bit
more different. Yeah, you're beforeyou look like an underwear model miscast.
You should have been the after nowbecause a fat ass like me sees that
and goes, please, please andtell they're just pushing out their stomach as

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full as they can. I know, drug companies like put a monster up
there after. Give me something Ican relate to. They say they were
injected a place where there's not astretch mark. Where's that? Help me
find it? Yeah, help abrother out there. Don't show me this
skinny bitch who's like having a hardtime finding stull something to pinch, right,

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Like if we're doing an ad forteeth, you show somebody with jacked
up teeth. Yeah, better aboutyourself after perfect exactly right, like Gorlock
the Destroyer or something? Yes,right, yes, Oh back to the
rave intervention. Mm hmmm. Soand you know what I'm talking about?
I know, is it Spider Mangame? It's adjacent all right? So

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do you want to do you wantto tell her about two things about gaming?
I'll get to. I did seesomething at CEES yesterday that I was
like, bing, Oh, don'tI think I know what it is?
Hyperkin, which is this company thatdoes like game accessories. It's going to
be some kind of wand it's nota wand or anything. They are putting

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out a new version of the Duke, which is my all time favorite game
controller, and people hate it.I love it. What is it?
The Duke was the initial controller forthe first ever Xbox and it's giant,
so they called it the Duke,and they're putting out a new version.
It's called the Duchess, and Icannot wait to get I cannot wait to

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get one. It's going to beavailable, but I cannot wait to get
Is that the thing you're talking about? That's the CEES thing I saw that.
I was like, Yeah, that'sthat's the old school. Look how
big that thing is so and Iloved holding that thing in. It's about
the size of a Mario wheel.It is so big. Okay, So

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I can't wait to get a Duchess. And then the reason I need an
intervention is because I have this PSfive now and I'm waiting for a couple
of games to come out this yearSuicide Squad kills the Justice League, which
I think is coming out in acouple of weeks. There's a new Star
Wars game, Star Wars Outlaws that'scoming out. But in the meantime,

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I spent another ninety dollars on HogwartsLegacy so I could have the PS five
experience. Yeah, So is itany different other than like the Controllers different?
No, but on a PS fiveSo I'm going through it for the
fifth time. What was it thefirst time ever? On the PS five

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again? But there's nothing different betweenthe version of the games. There's like
one there's like one extra side missionon the for a side mission. Yes,
and what is this mission? Ihaven't even done it yet. It's
in Hogsmeat and it has to dowith a house elf that asked you to
do something. I've seen the houseeelf, but sounds cool. I haven't

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had I haven't had time to getto that mission yet. I had time
because I've been doing another thing toobusy, like murdering dark Wizards. It's
been too busy. Research in theDuchess, right, the Duchess looks so
cool. This is why she saysshe's always so busy. Yeah, yeah,
send me back to Xbox. Notavailable, guys, so I can
hold the duchess. We used tojoke about it, but now I think

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it's actually true. You are goingto run out of room, literally room.
There's no more there's no more placeto put anything like buying. I
understand what this controller is physical.You have the the Lego house, you
have the gaming chair, you haveall the crap, like all the ones

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like you, You're gonna burst atthe seams. I thought you were about
to say something super ridiculous because yesterdayp S PlayStation announced that PS five is
coming out in three new colors,and I was like, don't tell me
that. You just bought a brandnew one. And now you're like,
I want the red one now,No, I do love. I mean

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I held out for the Spider Manbranded. Oh that's right. Which when
people saw me walking out of thebest Buy with it there, Wow,
your grandson's going to be very happy. Welcome BACKETS show and Greg Gory,
he's got some of the treading newsheadlines for us this morning. Well,

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I do not like Dodge. There'sanother update on the door that blew off
that Alaskan Airline's flight from Portland tosouthern California. Yeah, So the NTSB
they're investigating now that the actual doorhas been found. They say the door
plug came off within minutes of takeoffbecause it should have had twelve interlocking pins
and pads secured with bolts, andthey now think the hardware meant to keep

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it all secure was never installed.Yeah. No. I meanwhile, Boeing
spending all this time, like pleadingwith the with the government to you know,
forego the give a break because we'retrying to deliver these planes, you
guys, Yeah, to the airright, the airlines are expecting these planes.

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They say that guide tracks on thedoor plug were fractured and they haven't
recovered any of the four bolts thatkept it from moving vertically because they weren't
there. Well, that's what they'retrying to figure out, if the bolts
broke out or if they were justnever there in the first place. Plug
is one of those words that's justa gross word to me. I kind
of a plug, And you knowwhat, I never thought twice about it

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until mucus plug. And when Ilearned what a mucus plug was, then
all of a sudden, plug plug. It's just a gross word. Plug.
It sounds gross plug. I knowthat that that's exactly making well that's
what's going on in your mind.Well butt plug, but you care plug?
Oh right, But then you're likeI gotta plug this in. Yeah

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that way. But when I heardoor plug, that sends you to straight
to mucus plug. Yeah don't.I don't feel the way about like some
people feel about the word moist.I love the word moist. Yeah,
I don't mind moist, but peoplehave such a reaction to moist Yep,
that's what my mind first goes tocake. Yeah, right to cake?

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Right? Or lady is right?Greg? You know what I'm saying.
That could be the chat line forthe Woody Show, straight to cake and
chicks. I Meanwhile, Boeing theyhad an all employees meeting with their entire
staff at the seven thirty seven factory. Lefty, yeah, your heads up,

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remember the bolts guys. He saidthey're approaching this investigation with one hundred
percent transparency and that they're working withthe NTSB to find out what caused.
Can go back on your schedules andyou can see who was on door plug
duty that day, right, Likewho the job is that. Yeah,
they got to that would rules upa bolt. This is a faults the

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guy, we need these. Isaw a thing the woman that helped that
fifteen year old boy whose shirt waslike sucked right off of him. I
guess he just like jumped into herrow. And she's because she wasn't really
paying attention. Oh, she didn'teven know the door blew off. All
of a sudden, she looks up. Here's like this shirtless kid like right
next to her, and he askedher for a selfie, like you popped

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his mask on. That was thefirst thing he thought, here's a kid,
you just had your shirt sucked offright a part of the plane blew
off. I wonder if the gameyour first thought was selfie. H he
was one of the ones traveling alonebecause apparently there were five of them unaccompanied
mine. God, my shirt looksstoked in the photo because he has a

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fun story. Now he does havea fun story. Who wouldn't be stoked
when they're door plug? Yeah,he said, just a couple of minor
scratches, but otherwise he was fineand the seat belt saved them. Oh
good, I would have the worstPTSD of life. Yeah, that would
be so scary. There's potential badnews for gig workers out of Washington,
d C. Like independent contractors andlabor freelancers, truckers, Uber, Lyft,

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etc. Labor Department announced yesterday thatthere is now a rule that's going
to force companies to treat some gigworkers as employees instead of contractors. So
that would mean minimum wage adhering tocertain labor laws. So it's basically everybody's
talking about the downside of that.It would cost companies thirty percent more than
independent contractors if they have to hiremore people for things that they do.

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And then business groups are criticizing thatdecision. They say it's going to cause
millions of workers to lose opportunities tomake more money on the side, and
it's just going to lead to litigationbecause the whole issue is probably just going
to end up in court. Yeah, I forget how because this came up
before, But like, how dothe people who drive for like lyft or
uber, like these gig workers,how do they feel about it? Do

(30:03):
they want to be considered an employeror not? Yeah, dude, because
I don't care what the company say, Like I wouldn't want to be because
if I'm doing work like that.I want to remain completely independent. I
want to be like, Yeah,you were saying like it keeps you from
being able to do because once youenter into like a work agreement with a
company, you're under some kind oflike there might be a finite number of
people they could hire, some restrictions. Yeah, I was under the impression

(30:27):
that Uber and Lyft drivers didn't wantto be considered employees. I thought that
they were. Some of them weretrying to fight to be unionized. Yeah,
I can care remember, but I'msaying, like, would you rather
remain independent or be considered an employeeof said company? I'm with you,
wouldie because I would love to hearfrom him because we always hear from the
company saying that the workers want tobe independent. But I want to hear

(30:48):
from before it. But it's beena while and I don't remember what the
actual people have to say. Yeah. So, if you if you have
one of those if you're a gigworker, right, one of those types
of workers independent contract kind of stlike Uber, Lyft, whatever, do
you want to remain independent or doyou want to be considered considered an employee?
Well, apparently you cannot join aunion unless you are an employee.

(31:10):
Right text text us over to twotwo nine eight seven. Be interesting to
find out curious Anthony Fauci, themain go to health official during the pandemic.
He spent two fourteen hour days behindclosed doors with this House subcommittee and
the topic was the pandemic. Now, if you're a parent, you probably
disagree with him. He said heis not convinced that there was a learning

(31:32):
loss during all the school closures.Oh, come on, okay, he
as a parent, I can tellyou there absolutely was. He says it's
still up for discussion. No,it's not. There's nothing to discuss.
He also said that he didn't shutdown anything, Okay, not one school,
and everybody was following what you said. Yeah, and they did what
you said, which I understand atthe time, right, you know,

(31:56):
nobody knew what the hell this thinglikes nobody. I could tell you,
as a father of two kids,that these kids fell behind. I saw
what was going on, what wasconsidered quote school. These kids lost over
a year. My kids didn't seethe inside of a classroom for over a
year. Other places were way morelucky. School. Yeah, yeah,

(32:19):
we hired two We were doing tutoringand everything. We had to do a
lot to catch up. And thenin fact, I moved our kids out
of the public schools and so nowthey're they're in private schools. I'm fortunate
enough to be able to do that. But we, like my wife and
I kind of panicked because where ourkids' birthdays fall. You know, there's
that weird thing, like you know, my my daughter for example, August

(32:42):
second. You know, when doyou start kindergarten? That's always the thing
with parents who you know, kidsare about to turn five and they could
technically go, but do you doYou hold them? You wait them,
wait the oldest kids. So wedid when we moved the kids after COVID,
because you know, it was sucha joke and they were already,
like know, the youngest kids intheir class, and so they had to
work harder to you know, keepup or whatever. So we made them

(33:06):
repeat the grade. But we hadother people, their parents, uh like
in our neighborhood, who were requestingthat their kids be able to repeat the
grade and they were told straight upno. And these kids were even further
behind than my kids. And nowthey're really struggling. Sure, you can't
tell me that having these online quoteschool days where the assignment for my son

(33:29):
was draw a picture of a houseon your street that is not yours.
That was that was my son's assignment. That sounds pretty fun. He's fourteen
today, Yeah, okay, thatwas his assignment when he was like eleven,
and that constituted a day at school. Wow, it was such a

(33:50):
joke. That is a joke statement. So I can understand he wants to
defend a bunch of other things.Dude, you cannot defend anything about law.
You can't say that there was nota learning Absolutely was a learning loss.
I think it's even been proven.Yeah. How good was his drawing?
Right? Let's see that was aYeah. Another news, Dwayne Davis,

(34:12):
the guy known as Keith d thesuspect in Tupac Shakur's murder, was
able to have his bail set atseven hundred and fifty thousand bucks and was
allowed to serve house arrests before histrial in June. Still has to pay
the bail though, and prove wherehe got the money. His lawyers have
been arguing that he should be ableto bail out of jail until his trial,
and they fought to get him housearrest instead of sitting in jail,
arguing that he faced danger in jailand that he's not in good health after

(34:37):
fighting cancer. The judge assured that, oh. They tried to assure the
judge he's not going to flee beforehis trial either, so he is getting
bail. And then Volkswagen they presentedsome pretty cool tech at CEES, which
is going on in Las Vegas.They're going to integrate chat GPT into their
car so drivers can converse back andforth with their car. So that should

(35:00):
be available, they say in themiddle of this year. That's what I
thought. I mean Apple car Playand Surrey, Like I try to talk
to Surrey about certain things and itjust won't. It won't talk. I'm
saying to like a certain cars,like the car itself, not through Apple
like car play, like the youknow, the manufacturer itself has some kind

(35:22):
of voice activated Yeah, what chatGPT is basically like a verbal Internet,
Like you could ask anything and I'lltalk back to you in real time,
is what they're basically saying. Likethey say that if you're cold, for
example, you don't have to reachfor a button and change the temperature your
car. You could just tell yourcar that I'm cold and it'll make it

(35:43):
warmer. Or I thought we hadthat. I kind of did too.
Yeah, they said that you cansay to your car, I want Indian
food for dinner, and it'll tellyou the nearest Indian restaurants and stuff like
that. It could even adjust yourseat just with verbal commands. They say
it's going to be the first vaultyou manufacturer to make text standard in compact
car. Yeah, to go beyondthat and be like, oh, I

(36:04):
want Indian food, can you pleaseorder me blah blah blah, Okay,
then submit like and then next youcan be so many Indian places with all
these these orders that are not pickedup. People even realize they triggered something
and you know exactly what charge you'retalking to it, you'll hear it.
Well, that won't happen. Peoplehitting the sup of the text independent contractor

(36:29):
seems to be from what we've gotten, they want to stay independent. Yeah,
people, the gig workers want tostay independent. Don't want to be
considered employees. They say, forthere are some benefits from the tax standpoint,
because you got to keep track ofall your expenses. Because the companies,
you know, they're not taking taxesout of wages, and you're gonna
still be responsible for that all yourtips and stuff you got, Yeah,
exactly. Yeah, so there's alittle bit more. I mean, but

(36:51):
that's anybody, that's anybody who youknow m hm is doing that type of
work. You know your tax isquarterly. Yeah right, here's a text
Uber driver for six don't want tobe an employee, don't want to be
in a union, leave me alone. Yeah, that's kind of how I
figured people are looking at gigs likethis. I kind of like, you
do it in your free time,on your own time. It's like your
own you set your own rules basically, right, you do when you want,

(37:13):
you don't do it and you don'twant right. And if you're an
employee, they might have a minimumnumber of hours they have to work.
Hoody, hoody, hoody hoody show. Well, good news for Joe Coy
Okay, the Golden Globes. Theirratings were huge. Yeah, nine point
four million viewers. That's up fiftypercent five zero from last year. And

(37:36):
I saw something yesterday. I textedit to him. I'm sure you saw
it, but just in the case, I thought Steve Martin posted something very
nice, super nice. The comedyworld has Joe's back so hard. Yeah,
for sure. Steve Martin posted yesterday, I tipped my hat to anyone
who steps out on stage to hosta live award show. It's a very

(37:57):
difficult job, and not for thesqueamish. I know because I'm I'm still
throwing up from the last time Idid it in twenty ten. So congratulations
to Joe Coy who took on thetoughest gig in show business hit missed uh,
was light on his feet and nowhas twenty minutes of new material for
a stand up. Yeah. That'sa good point. Yeah, I thought
that was very nice. Even theview had his back. Yeah yeah right,

(38:21):
yeah, well yeah, people whohave done it. Yeah sure,
yeah, So I thought that wascool. I know that made him feel
good. Yeah bad, Yeah,that's cool, very nice question. A
London corner says that Shenad O'Connor diedlast year of natural causes at fifty six.
But how's that natural causes at fiftysix or is that just so nobody
looks into it at this point?I don't think natural causes will mean that

(38:42):
she didn't have any like drugs inher system, so it caused a heart
attack, and she wasn't murdered,right, So okay, you know there
was sick. It's a broad category, right, it's just an umbrella term.
You know that she didn't take anything, so foul play, nothing like
that. I have a follow up. We said that Anthony Fauci said that

(39:04):
there was no learning loss during thepandemic. But what do you How old
were your kids when you let themwatch what we call screen time movies,
phones, et cetera. Were theya year or less or around one?
Yeah? I mean you know,because phones have been around the whole time.
Because there's this new study that justgot released saying that kids, if
you're just a year old and you'regetting screen time, you have way more

(39:25):
likely to have sensory processing problems,autism, uh, sensitivity to light problems,
interpreting communication. Yeah. Me,of all people, I say,
yeah, you gotta start them offwith books and yeah, iPads and all
the iPads at the restaurants. AndI know it's easy to like because I

(39:49):
think, yeah, hand me kida tablet. The kids are kids are
a product of their time. Likewe we all had the conveniences that our
parents didn't have. So on.So forth right, sure, And so
I don't know, I don't knowhow. I mean, I'm sure if
the kids were like they come outof the womb and they're giving their own
iPad, like I said, tohave their own stuff, which they pay
until way later. My cousins gettheir daughter an iPad at dinner and meals

(40:14):
and she's four. I think,oh, yeah, we definitely did that,
Like if we were out at arestaurant. If we were at at
a restaurant, man, my wifeand I just wanted to have a meal
and just be able to sit thereand not like a pit stop, you
know, dinner we're just scarfing yourfood down just because you know, the
kids getting restless. Right, Yeah, we did that. Yeah, but
that's yeah, that's about controlling theirbehavior, not exactly teaching them anything.

(40:38):
Yeah. Right, so basically theystudies saying like three and under no screen
time. Look, Kat Williams readthree thousand books a year as a kid
and he turned out fine. Threethousand books. Yeah, Okay, that's
what he said in the interview.Sure he's a comedian eight seven seven forty

(41:00):
four. Woody hit us up withthe text over to two to nine eight
seven The Woody show will be rightback. But all Woody, this is
the Woody Show, and we wereinto another new hour of insensitivity training for

(41:22):
a politically correct world on this Wednesdaymorning. It is January tenth, twenty
twenty four. I'm mody. That'sRavy. Good morning, Greg gory My
Woody see you there's menace. Whatis up? Woody is our social media
director. You can find us.You can follow us at the Woodi Show
on all the social media platforms.Sea Bass is here. Yeah, we

(41:44):
got Sammy phones are open for you. Eight seven seven forty four. Woody.
It's eight seven seven forty four.Wood Or hit us up with the
text to be preferred to do thingsthat way over to two to nine eighty
seven. I don't watch the view, but I did see there was a
headline. I saw the headline.Joy Behart claims her feet have created foot

(42:04):
fetishes. Yeah, while talking aboutKinks on the View. How gross.
Yeah, that's what I want tothink of Joy Behar's fat. Well.
The headline was that Whoopy Goldberg walkedoff? Was she really? She was
fake walking off? That's their move. That was the headline. But I
did look further topic. A conversationwas an article or a piece where a

(42:27):
lady said that she used to enjoyfoot rubs from her husband until he told
her that he had a foot fetish, and then she said, no more,
if you're gonna I used to likethese, but now that I know
there's creep and then it's mutually beneficial. Well that's that was Greg. That
was about the opinion of about halfof the view Okay, and the other
half including whoopee, we're saying,now that's sick and gross and disgusting and

(42:52):
from your husband, right, howgross that he gets pleasure in doing something
to you exactly? How horrible?How about the pig? What a creep?
And order? I was wondering,like, was Joy Bahar ever hot?
Like? So I talked him JoyBehar Young. The answer is no,
Oh okay, curious feet just athousand ships. I did the research

(43:12):
for you. Well, guess what'sback, everybody? The freak of the
week. Oh sweet, yeah,speaking of feat of the week, So
we were changing up a little bitfrom the way that we have historically done
it. But if there's any personwho was really good at sniffing out weirdos,
it's our own resident weirdo. SeaBest the premise to that is flawed.
But I do have a new weirdofor you, a whole new series
of weirdos, and I think thiswill be the next like furries. Okay,

(43:37):
and that is Melissaphelia. Now thatthese are not people who are fans
of girls named Melissa, Melissa Pheliaknow, I don't know. Melissa is
the Greek word for honeybee. Ohah, you Melissa's out there. You
didn't know that you named after ahoneybee? Wow? And apparently a few
years ago this guy decided that hejust thought these were super super sexy and

(44:00):
started creating this little online forum forme bees honey bees, yes, and
it has exploded since then. Hegoes by the name Lynz And here he
is on an interview talking about hisorigin for loving bees sexually, as well
as this is what Greg always talksabout, as well as how most guys

(44:20):
and girls come into finding bees tobe erotic. All right, what does
you show freak of the week.It goes back to like childhood for a
lot of people. There's a bunchof old cartoons that get brought up routinely
of this was the first bee girlI ever saw on a cartoon and kind
of like made me react in away that I didn't quite understand. For
me, I'm an old person.So Final Fantasy seven when that came out

(44:43):
in nineteenety seven, you know whenyou go to the honey Bee, and
I was eleven years old, youknow, it's like a brothel, he
themed brothel. For anybody who doesn'tknow that that affected me in a way
that I thought that was just likethe hottest thing ever. The honey Bee
like a little place you stop inin Final Fantasy seven and they're like girls
in the kinis get it? Yeah, from the Lust cast, by the

(45:07):
way, So I went onto thisfort so it didn't really start as like
bees themselves. It was just youknow, like character theme of bees,
but it was it was chicks,but yeah, like an anime thing like
actual women but like in little beeskirts or whatever. This this these places
there are full of artwork. I'vehanded them out to you guys there if
you want to turn over your papers. Okay, okay, oh my god,

(45:29):
again this is anime. Yeah.They borrow a lot from anime and
from the furry porn. And youmight say, wait, wait, there's
furry porn. Yeah, of coursethere is because it's sexual. But yeah,
so it's a lot of Yeah,this is like a combination of a
bee and like a wold ferry oryeah, and they're all dripping honey from
all part parts of them. Yeah, yea drenched in honey. Oh we

(45:50):
all have we all have different ones, I say, Greg, these are
lesbians. Look at that. Itwas like one bee going down on another
girl. Be they have rock andbody. Yeah, I have a frans
be that has aid, especially becausethere's stripes on that weaning. Oh my

(46:14):
goodness, playing cards? Can wesee garbage? Kids? But the reason
you all have one is there's anunlimited amount of arwork. Again, the
subculture of freaks, the b bophiles, they call themselves honey efforts. It
is exploding and and this is yourfirst exposure to it. And Linz here

(46:35):
is going to tell us about howwhen a lot of people are exposed to
it, Oh, they chuckle,but they secretly like it. It is
real. It's something a lot ofpeople don't realize that they kind of like
have a thing for until they're kindof exposed to it. Like you'll you'll
commonly see that half the comments willbe like, oh my eyes, you
know, what a terrible day tohave eyes? And the other will be
like, well it turns out Ifound a new fetish. Sure, I'm

(46:57):
into this it turns out or likehow awful? So subscribed? Which is
ravy right now? Oh really?I mean I was leaning more to what
a terrible day to have eyes?My thing is, I mean, what's
the angle? You just sit thereon your computer and just stare at and
Joe Joe like the cartoons. Iwas, I mean, what do you

(47:19):
do? Like, do you findsomething that dresses up as a bee and
then you have bee keeper suit onit? With your beat? Yeah?
How do you scratch that inch?Yeah? These are all great questions.
Let's skip to clip forward there,Woodie and Linz tells us that there are
many different because you guys, goodquestions all around. There are many ways
you can be a honey effort.All right, what is show freak of
the week. There's people who liketo imagine themselves tiny like a bee murder

(47:44):
me with your stinger territory. Somepeople are just into the honey, like
honey during sex. To them,it's like be vomit, but like bee
jews. You know, there's alot of different like nuance to it.
And I've been clear like we're allhoney, yeah, we are sticking.
His parents are dead. Let's hopeGrandma finds out. Now it's not just

(48:10):
pictures, you guys. Oh no, there's many many audio dramatic erotic audio
readings of Melissa Philes. Now it'sa bad day to have ears. Mossophilia,
people who are sexually attracted to bees. This is from a girl,
the Erotic Bee Girl, and it'sabout a little bee that runs into a

(48:31):
human and their interaction. All right, all right, here we go,
get ready to get horny. Allright, all right, I'm sorry,
Oh goodness, oh, I'm sosorry, honey. I didn't see you
there. I thought you were aflower that was aaching with nectar and filled

(48:52):
to the room with polin. Ithought you needed help for me to release
good grief. I guess I'll leaveyou alone now, unless maybe as a
little thank you for helping me out, I could show you what it means

(49:15):
to taste honey, that's going on. I was affecting like a buzzing voice,
you know, check out my booze. Somebody out there heard that and

(49:35):
just got rotted out. The soundeffects I want to see chirping and the
buzzing. I want to see that, honey. Well that's not the only
one. There's another group I don'tknow what is a YouTube channel called back
at the Lagoon, And this iswhat happened. This is a different sort
of scenarios. In this scenario,the queen bee is in her high of
her nest and a worker bee knockson the door. Yes they have doors,

(50:00):
and the queen has called this workerBen because he's going to get a
promotion. Oh, I'm glad tosee you got my letter. I've been
watching you for a while. You'vedone great things for the hive. It's

(50:20):
not every day that the queen recognizesyour hard work and wants to give you
a promotion of this grander to thesmart thing. Han, tell me you'll
accept this position very good, it'snot waste any time. Then you're going

(50:42):
to be the most wonderful Crown breederwe have had yet worker to a breeder.
In each scenario, the woman talkingis pretending that the other person is
a bee. Doesn't matter, likeshe's clearly a bee if she's a queen
bee, yeah talking to a workerb Yeah, okay, And so you're
a human, you're a tract.Yeah, that's a good That was the

(51:06):
explanation there. It's just sometimes peoplepretend they're small like a bee. Sometimes
they're just human beings. Good.There's so many puns here. It's really
penetrating a bee. I would thinkthat you would destroy it. Now are
they selling this audio or is itjust on YouTube? I have found One
was like a weird site that Iprobably shouldn't have been on. The other
was on YouTube, which I thoughtthey got rid of this stuff because I'm

(51:27):
like, we can't bust this crapout all day. That's what I was,
you know, and this artwork youcould too. But is there are
are you really there enough people intoit? Are you making any kind of
money? I wouldn't think so.No way. One way to find out
lesbi and yeah, I'll go onin the text. That's a good one.
So that is Melissa feel again.If your name is Melissa melissophilia,

(51:51):
there are a lot of guys whowant to feel you. Yeah, we
learned today what Melissa philia is inthat Queen Bee audio. If it was
a different subject matter and I wasone hundred percent of HEATERO, I could
understand that that was kind of sexyto listen to. I love how she
took her clothes off. Like thevoice is good, the delivery is good
if you just play it. Andyou weren't didn't mention anything about bees.

(52:12):
I could see how it's like,what is this bitch talking about? But
it's kind of all right sensual sounding. Yeah, yeah, you could do
the you could do the mail bee, Greg, I would love question on
the tag dream does she have beecups? Yeah? Great? How would
you seduce men? Yeah? Asa bee? All right, yeah,
I say hi, I'm killer guymenace. Look at my stinger. Oh

(52:37):
it's so sharp, so sharp,that's gonna hurt. I wonder if they
realized that when the bee stings youdies. That is brought up. If
you want to listen to the fullyes, hour and a half conversation,
just search for lust cast. Alsoon they talked about all these you know,
there's ethics, Greg, you okay, great question there got to save

(52:57):
the bees. Well, we learnedall about people who are atracted to be
this this morning here for the wohe showed freak of the week. Well,
thank you, thank you. Iwould have I would have never like
you could have given us like amultiple choice out of these three things,
which one exists and is thriving.Yeah, and I would have never I
would have never guessed that these peopleexisted. Like people getting stung by stuff,

(53:22):
bitten by stuff. I've seen videosof that, Like people who will
intentionally let themselves get bit by youknow, whatever kind of snake or whatever,
and people get into it. I'veheard about that, but not sexual
be like, hmm, this issexual all right, Well, thank you
very much. Yeah, our livesare so much more. Oh yeah,

(53:43):
enriched process it all. Yeah,we got some more when he showed next
thing on. Everybody else gotta takea quick break. I'm I take a
permanent one. I'm I feel myself, this is the show. Well,

(54:07):
I have something here for you justa second, let me find it.
But if you have an Amazon firestickand you've been using it to access content
illegally, I don't know anybody nothat's not doing that. I wouldn't.
Yeah, I don't understand why elseyou would have a fire Because I also

(54:28):
need to give my dad a coupleof seconds to tune in. I mean,
you know, because he I'm sureknows people sure, uh follow up
to the freak of the week,which, by the way, nice to
have freak of the week back.That felt good. I felt something,
Joe. I don't know if goodis the word. No, I'm just
like the it's just fascinating because likeyou go through your life, any people

(54:51):
you work with or that you encounterat the grocery store, we talk about
this every once in a while,you don't know what the hell is going
on? You w a b freak, right, Like is this person a
bee freak? This person's going homeand like, you know, tugging it
thinking about bees, like right,so many weird people and wondering that.
And there's you know, more extremethings like that or you know, just

(55:13):
swingers. I think, are youknow, like I couldn't do it.
I don't care if you do it. Obviously, I'm not saying, you
know, oh, this shouldn't bedone or whatever. You can do whatever
the hell you want as long asit's not you know, not affecting kids,
animals, people who aren't you know, consenting, Yeah, exactly otherwise,
Yeah, but if you want togo out in the woods and you
know, put your penis in atree or something like, who am I

(55:36):
to say? Think about pre Internet. How lonely these people felt. Right,
So if you were into bees preinternet, you thought you were the
only one on earth. A trailerdropped yesterday for a new show on Peacock.
It's called Couple to Thropple and it'sa new dating show where couples decide
whether or not to add a thirdmember to their relationship. All big decision.

(56:00):
Yeah, I have a little clipof the trailer here. If you
were giving the chance at non monogamyin paradise, what would you do?
But not dogmy? But where areno nomenogue? Yeah? No, I'm

(56:21):
not doing four curious couples will begiven the unique opportunity to turn that fantasy
into a reality. I've never beenon the day with three people. It's
kind of like our first time datingas a couple. Let's go with like
two bits with a big enough forthree. I'm tapped out. Last night.

(56:42):
It was just like wow, likewhat could go wrong? Well,
if they're curious to begin with them, they're all gonna try it. I
gotta say, Like watching the trailer, all the couples look like weirdos.
They're not as gross as I thought, But they're right. They have that
they have that weirdo look for sure? And what is a gay couple?
I mean easy? Oh yeah,you'll like that, Greg, Okay,

(57:02):
how hard Now I have to walkit. I don't know. We're already
curious and we're on the show.All right. So if you have an
Amazon firestick and you know it's notillegal to own one or even to modify
it, but if you are caughtusing that firestick to gain free access to

(57:24):
you know, Netflix or Dizzy Plusor whatever or some of these other apps
that you can do use to usaccess movies that are still in theaters and
things like that. Not that anybodydoes that or knows anybody who does that.
You're hiring stuff, I mean,come on, yeah, but all
over the world, not just here, these cease and desist letters are going

(57:46):
out and they're warning people to knockit off or risk of penalty or even
being hacked through their unprotected workaround.Okay, I'm not sure what they would
do, but they would shut itoff. There were some people, like
when the whole napster thing back inlike two thousand, there were like the

(58:09):
biggest offenders were getting their legal noticesand didn't some people end up getting Yeah,
suit and fine and like financially responsible, yeah, big time, just
so you could watch whatever crappy moviesin theater that you weren't really interested anyway,
but the fact that it's in theaterbut you could watch on your firestick.
It's all fun and games until youget busted. Right. But a

(58:31):
letter, Yeah, you got tocease and desist letter. Okay, they
talked about your dad. Was thisreally allegedly? I mean, I mean,
you know, it seems that mydad knows somebody right, right,
but that seems a bit high techfor him, not really, because he's
got a guy at work that heknows. Honestly, he knows the guy.
It's a lot of older people doingit. Really that the people that

(58:53):
I know, they're older than me, and they're they're the ones that are
like pretty all the movie. I'veonly seen one guy do it, and
he showed it to me and itwas like we had to go like six
different sources to watch this thing andit would die and go to different right,
soe the hassle to me was notworth you know what I saw.
I'm like, I can't imagine myself. Every once in a while, apparently

(59:17):
you get something that's decent. Youknow, that's like a unicorn, right,
but like the I'm with you.I saw the process and it's just
like, eh, hey, buteven because okay, when Napster and that
stuff first started, like I wasdoing everything everybody okay quality, but I
think everybody was doing that. ButI got paranoid like pretty soon after that

(59:38):
about all the viruses, and youknow, because I could before I couldn't
afford to get my computer fixed.You'll get a new computer just because I'm
downloading some stupid songs. Because thenthere was LimeWire and that pretty much destroyed
your computer. Oh yeah, isthat what it was? LimeWire? LimeWire
was the worst. Yeah, prettymuch throw your computer away after that.

(59:58):
Yeah. But yeah, the videoqualities crab is just like, dude,
just paid the ten bucks and watchit in HD. Don't be poor.
Yeah I'm not saying don't be poor, don't be cheap. Yeah, that's
uh, that's what they're doing.Now. Now the letters are going out
and you know they're saying penalties orperhaps you'll get hacked through your you know,

(01:00:22):
shady little unprotected workaround. They'll breakyour TV. Yeah, they'll break
your right eight four if you're callingin to be part of the show here
this morning. Go ahead and hitus up. There are the text over
to two to two ninety seven.Somebody said, my son has some sight.
Goes on to Earth is Xbox.It takes seconds to go in and

(01:00:44):
whatever movie or show you would everwant to watch, it's the best quality
you will ever see. And itloads and then you just watch it right
away, no problems, new intheaters whatever. Really, yeah, I'm
sure. Look, I'm sure there'splenty of things out there that we have
no idea uh like the the averageperson has no idea about. But yeah,
probably you know, getting studio qualitystuff. But I, to me,

(01:01:08):
I'm such a god. I wishI was cooler in so many ways
really and in so many ways.Well, you think it's cool to pirate
stuff? No, I'm saying like, like it's weird. Like I have
no fear when it comes to alot of stuff in my life or whatever,
but then I have so much fearwith dumb stuff like oh, you

(01:01:30):
think the FBI is going, you'reafraid you locked? Okay, hot game
exactly right. Also, why Ipushed out of the threesome thing or the
thing that I told you about beforethe thing yep. Also, why don't
do first you know where one nightstands? Also why when we egg that

(01:01:51):
car that one time? Right?Oh? Yeah, you were collecting shells?
No, no, no, justworried about No I wasn't. I
wasn't collecting they collect So what didI do so I wouldn't be discovered?
You wore gloves? I wore glovesbecause I was watching too much CSI Miami
at the time, and they couldjust really put together. And I thought

(01:02:12):
the Chicago Peta was going to showup shawls put them all back together and
get my fingerprints off the shelf.So I pulled my I didn't use gloves,
but I pulled my my long sleevesup over my hands fingerprints on the
hold the egg to hold the eggsso and then we went up on on
my roof and then I threw themdown at this car that was blocking everybody
from getting to where everybody could accesstheir garage. I was the hero neighbor

(01:02:35):
by the way. Never parked thereagain, didn't did not well, A
little powder blue Toyota Corolla just gotegged and I was an adult, never
parked there again. It was yeah, but so uncool, so uncool,
but Chicago CSI. Yeah, DavidCaruso is going to show up. They're

(01:03:00):
gonna go on all the neighbors.They're gonna find out, they're gonna have
all that digital stuff in the lab. It was Woody back to the Woody
Show and moving right along with somefood news, food news, red news,
the Double Big Mac, which Ihad never heard of, that Double

(01:03:22):
Big Mac. Yeah, four pattiescome out like six eight years ago.
Yeah I did. And then also, I mean with all the kiosks,
you can pretty much just do yourself. But look I support it. Yeah,
I had never heard of the DoubleBig Mac. But it's coming back.
Oh okay, yeah nationwide beginning onthe twenty fourth of this month.
So yes, four beef patties.Right, that's a lot of meat.

(01:03:43):
Wow for people trying to go highprotein you know. Oh sure, that's
what they're doing. Yeah, it'sfor all of us health nuts. Okay,
it's like for keto. Yeah,chopped onions, treaded lettuce, double
portion of pickles, Extra Big Macsauce. That's we seed bun. Yeah.
I remember when they did the LittleMac. Oh yeah cute, Yeah,

(01:04:06):
what I need? Like, yeah, it was just it was just
the smaller version of you know,the big Mac. That was fine.
I'm telling you, I'm loving theperfect for losers like ravy like never portions.
A lot of times they are,but I'm no such thing could eat
all this. The kiostuff deal isawesome because you just customized everything. And

(01:04:31):
then some other food news menace TacoBell, they're releasing a new revamped value
menu. So the new Cravings ValueMenu, ten items of Taco Bell you
get now for three bucks or less, includes the double Stacked Taco, the
Stacker, the loaded beef nachos,the cheesy double Beef burrito, Yeah,

(01:04:54):
the three cheese chicken flat bread melts, and the chicken inchlea I'm sorry,
inch a Lota burrito. Let's see. The new Cravings Value menu also has
four vegetarian items for the Cheesy rollUp, the Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes, the
Spicy Potatoes, soft Taco, theeven getting a taco with potatoes in it.

(01:05:15):
I've had them joints, the rightand the cheesy bean and rice burrito.
And they're also offering a five ninetynine veggie build your Own Cravings box
as a permanent new item on themenu. This is what Craving put it
in a box. Do you havethe Taco Bell Live event news over there?
Oh, on February ninth. Yes, and it's going to be a

(01:05:40):
like how Gronk does the Gronk Beachat the super Bowl. The Taco Bells
doing they're tying in not officially tothe super Bowl, but they're doing an
event in somewhere in Vegas. Oh, it's across the street from the Gronk
event. Well, the Gronk eventson the tenth to talk about events on
the nine calendar. So basically justis there just like announce some new stuff
whatever. Did I apply to bea media correspondent there? Yes? I

(01:06:04):
did at the across the street fromwhere the hell and the Roger you know
from deal you are? You're onlike twenty seven twenty five radio station.
No, I have did more thanthat. Yeah, please talk about numbers
a little bit, pretty much thebig time. Yeah, the guy Fiery

(01:06:25):
is doing his Super Bowl event aswell. Oh, yes, I have
applied for that as well. Forthe tailgate yes, yeah, so it's
it's free to the public, butthat means lines obviously, and don't want
to be waiting for no lines minutes. I'm an influence. Well no,
no, no, here's the thing. It is free, but you still
have to apply to get tickets toget in, so it's limited, right,

(01:06:46):
right, and it's you're not tryingto meet where the general public is,
you're trying to be in there.No, no, to be honest,
I didn't apply for media on thatone. I should though, Who
do I? Who do I say? I am like Rain Seacrest though,
because we never get approofd for it. No, dude, your menace,
dude. I apply inst like howlow we are under tone? Pol I

(01:07:09):
applied to a vibrator festival and Inever didn't hurt you. Hear back from
who showed up to the vibrator festivalfrom the media. That's what they thought,
and they look into who it wasrequesting. Okay, I want to
show put some stink on stuff.Do we say we're Steve Harvey? I
don't know. Anyway, there's foodnews and now you know show. This

(01:07:34):
is the show. Yeah, thisis the Woody Show. Yeah, and
we are into another new hour ofinsensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Thank you for being here and givingus some of your valuable time this morning.
Body, that's raving. Good Morning. There's a Greg Gory menaces here.

(01:07:55):
What is we got Sea Bass,we got Sammy, good Morning,
we got bored, we got Caroline. There's Morgan Vaughan is here. Fallones
are open at eight seven seven fortyfour Woody. That's eight seven seven forty
four Woody. You can hit usup of the text over to two two
nine eight seven. I don't knowif it's the the end of the year,
the new year, the combination orwhatever, but you know, you

(01:08:17):
read a lot because people talk aboutworking out and things straight that way.
But also you know now that everybodyhas such a such an awareness of mental
health too. You know, there'sa lot of this time of year.
I think once the holidays are overand the stings kind of settled back into
yeah, kids are back at schooland you're back at work and everybody's in
the office again or whatever, Ithink people start to uh, you know,

(01:08:41):
not panic, yeah, but theythey you know, they start to
struggle a bit. This is thattime of year. I'm really struggling right
now because I really got out ofthis is a PlayStation thing. I'm gonna
know, I'm gonna come across thiscounter I just kind of got out of
my schedule. Not necessarily a superdemented, but I got out of doing
the things I normally do, andI seriously lack motivation to get back into

(01:09:05):
it. Like my tonal keeps emailingme, where you at? Girl?
Why aren't? Like I can't.It's really been hard for me to get
motivated to get back to everything.So not just working out, not just
working out, just some kind ofschedule in general, Like I'll go home
and then all of a sudden,like six hours have gone by and I've

(01:09:27):
accomplished nothing. Giants workout, Yeah, I use on a regular basis,
you know, until like December rolledaround. I'm going to take December off
and I have not I know rightexactly? So could it be Mel Robbins

(01:09:51):
to the rescue? Now? Imel yours? Mel is like a self
how well kind of like a doctorPhil type person. And Mel actually had
a show that got canceled during COVID, Like COVID was the end of the
Mel Robin Show. But I cameafter Mel on Instagram and Mel Robbins has

(01:10:13):
a podcast and now Mel Robins hasa workbook. Everybody, oh workbook?
Makeow look at that your best year, sweet, and I'm like, okay,
okay, I'm going to start fillingout the workbook, which is a
companion piece to her podcast. Okay, as like a jumping off point,

(01:10:33):
mel can you help me get motivatedget back into what I should be?
What else besides working out? LikeI mean, there's honestly some things to
do with work that I cannot motivatemyself to come back to the station and
get it done. I just Ican't. Yeah, I can't. A
couple of days, Ravey said onher way out, I'm gonna go home

(01:10:55):
and go back to bed. Yeahnever I know. Yeah, oh I
did that yesterday and almost killed thepeople that are like putting up a house
like right behind where I live,because all I heard was hammering. So
my nap was not that great.Ah, So then I was murderous,
But I was not motivated to goover and say everything. But she's some

(01:11:16):
of these questions you have to answeras part of this workbook. What's working
in your life right now? It'slike how to consider that, what's not
working? Consider that? What areyou willing to do to what work to
make something work in your life?What are you going to put in the
effort to make it work. Sothese are like good questions, and I

(01:11:38):
think these are questions that I needto ask myself. And like you start
with what were the highlights from thepast year? Like what was good?
What do you remember? What youknow? Focus on that. Yeahs that
we talk about I to propel youforward. So I am going to be
working on the Mel Robbins make twentytwenty four your best year work? Where
can I get this Worky, it'sfree, I believe, just at Melrobins

(01:12:00):
dot com. Okay, slash bestYear? Wow? Oh is that where
it's slash best Year? Now youhave to give your email address creg so
they're gonna spam you. Or thatwhole thing that Ravey has right there.
She just copy it and a copyof it. Ravey is holding it right
in her hand. Yeah, butyou know it's a whole year thing that
you have to keep filling out togain perspective. Yeah. Well, it's

(01:12:23):
kind of like that quote that Icame across that I share with everybody.
I mentioned it, I think onthe show yesterday. But sometimes you're so
focused on things that you don't realizeyou're in the middle of what you used
to dream about. That's another wayof you know, finding perspective true true
on on stuff. Mel love Mel. So it's just like a vision board,

(01:12:45):
like a menace thing. It's notnecessarily a vision board, but it's
forcing you, like she says,go back through your camera roll and pull
something out from each month that youthought was a really good time that you
have fun with because you sometimes youjust need to be remembered about that stuff
when you start funking out, likeI am, Oh, dude, that

(01:13:05):
was my whole past year. Twentytwenty three was a terrible year for me
in so many different ways, right, you say that, But did you
pinpoint why? A few things?Just a few things, and there are
other things that like I know what'sbugging me and I don't know what to
do about it or I don't knowhow to get myself out of it.

(01:13:27):
No, no, yeah, theanswer, but I guess the thing is,
like, dude, no matter howtogether or whether you think people are,
like, everybody's got some kind ofstruggle, even if it's something silly.
Yeah, sure, you know.Raby with her like I laugh when
she talks about like, oh Igotta put my trash cans down, this
is such a big event in herday, and my god, that's your
biggest concern. It's different for everybody, and people are gonna judge or whatever.

(01:13:53):
In fact, somebody was telling meI got to watch the Arnold Schwarzenegger
documentary. Arnold loved that. Didyou like it? I really did,
just talking about it's more of likehis his It was like his state of
mind, about like you know,how thinking things are like failures just around
the corner. That's good kind ofstuff, right. But he did an

(01:14:14):
interview. He was talking about howhe thinks going through a bit of struggle
is key to becoming a strong person. He says that people baby themselves too
much and they're creating this generation ofwhimps and weak people. He says,
quote, the more you struggle,the further you're going to go, and
the stronger you're going to get.The human mind can only really grow through
resistance. And I guess that makessense for muscles and everything else too,

(01:14:35):
right, resistance training, and yeah, that's that's how you that's how you
get stronger. You can only strengthenyour character, become a really strong person
inside if you have resistance. Hesays, quote, let's go and teach
kids to be tough, to dosports, to study and struggle and go
through these kind of painful moments.Sometimes it's good. It's a rare opinion.

(01:14:59):
Yeah, you would love that document? Did I set it aside on
one of the many things like Oppenheimerthe Schwarzenegger documentary with the Stallone documentary,
both on Netflix, both about muscularbadasses. But the thing is, like,
everybody's going through something. Everybody's gotsomething. You know, what's your

(01:15:21):
what's your struggle? What are youstruggling with right now? And I mean
I'll share a couple of things withwith Menace because he asked that question,
because man, last year but sucha terrible year. Terrible year for me
personally. I mean I felt likeas a show things were fine, you
know, but just for me personally, it was just an awful year.

(01:15:41):
So happy to be done with it. But yeah, we can get to
some of that after the break.But everybody's going through something. You look
at Raven, you go, wow, what a charm. Meanwhile, Ray
is sitting there going right, I'mfilling out the mel Robins. This perfect
person. Look at this perfect hewould ever be vulnerable And honest, I'm

(01:16:02):
sure there's something that he struggles with. I know, you know who to
have sex with today? Ever,No, and I'm not talking about sarcas.
I mean, if I was honest, god, I would love to
get like a truth serum or something. We get that hypnosis guy. Let's
get a hypnosis guy in there.We can really find out, like you
know with yeah, and can wemake him cluck like a chicken and to

(01:16:26):
stop kissing and snuggling turtles. Well, I think that's ridiculous. I think,
yeah, you could have got SalmonMiller's who Sucks Down show? Wo
Wood, you show? All right? So what's your struggle? Met Us

(01:16:46):
asked the question right before the break. I mentioned a few times man,
last year it was just a brutalyear for me, and he asked,
like, what specifically did you figureout what was going on? I mean,
yeah, I'm brutal. You know, I've always had this self loathing
thing. I've always had like,no matter what people can say on the
text or through social media or whatever, it feels like nothing because nobody hates

(01:17:13):
me more than me. I've saidthat a thousand times, and it's always
been that way. It's always beenthat way. But my self loathing went
like next level last year. Ijust felt like I couldn't do anything right.
I was pissed about you know,I put this weight back on,
I'm even on the gobe and I'mstill like fat and you know, can't
control my eating. I'm so I'mpissed, Like why are you so soft?

(01:17:34):
You can't even like you have allthis focus with your job. You
can't even keep yourself on something that'slike I know what to do, I've
done a thousand times. Yeah,so okay, so there's there's stuff like
that. But even in my relationships, I felt like I couldn't do anything
right professionally personally, like no matteryou know how well I treated somebody or

(01:17:58):
whatever, I still felt not appreciated. I still felt resentment or animosity,
depending on the situation. I spenta lot of time last year wondering,
like it got me where you startthinking like, man, am I I
don't feel like I am? Like? Am I a bad person? Like
you have that honesty conversation with yourself. Am I a bad person? I

(01:18:19):
don't even realize it? And itlike it bummed me out because you may
have an opinion about me one wayor the other from you know, what
we do here on the show,or I'm opinionated or whatever. This is
my job. And I'm not sayingI'm a completely different person off the year,
because I'm not. But like,dude, like I consider myself to

(01:18:42):
be a good friend, I'm agood dad. I feel like I'm a
great you know, family guy,husband, father, whatever. But dude,
even my marriage last year was supershaky, Oh, super shaky because
my wife and it turns out,she was going through her own stuff.
The kids are fourteen and eleven,and she feels like, you know,
she needs to be doing something,and so her vibe and energy was somehow

(01:19:08):
trickling down to me. And thatwas part of like I felt like I
couldn't do anything right by anybody,and so like we got to like a
really bad point last year where Iwas like, I don't I can't take
this, you know, yeah,it was, it was, it was
so bad. And then of coursethe weight thing just in general, you

(01:19:29):
know, so it was just areally I felt like I felt like I
really had nobody, and I knowthat's not the case, but I felt
very alone last year, very alone, and I didn't care. And the
more I thought about like, oh, well, you know, people say,
oh, well, you know youwant to be there for your kids,
and of course I love my kidsand everything. But when when they

(01:19:51):
say, well, don't you knowyou're gonna you'll die young? And but
like I don't care. I didn'teven care. Wow, Like I honestly
could sit there and tell you likeI don't care. That's pretty dark,
and you're wondering if you're a goodperson? Am I bad person? I
don't want to use the word interestingthat you say that. It's almost fascinating
to me because I would have thoughtthat you would say something like what you

(01:20:13):
just said many years ago. Lastyear would be the time that I would
think you would never feel that way. No, because it presented differently because
I come into work and this iswhere I can kind of, you know,
I get lost. But there's sometimesit's like, man, if things
are bad at home, you lookforward to going to work. When things
are bad at work, you lookforward to going home. There's plenty of
times over this past year where it'slike I didn't want to be either place.

(01:20:34):
Yeah, I even outside know whereto go. Uh huh. I
guess you hit it well. Itseemed like you were in good spirit.
I look at other people like it'sso stupid, but I get dumb jealous
of like the Rock and Kevin Hart'srelationship, or Bert and Tom Segura's relationship.
Like man like, and I havefriends, I have people that I

(01:20:55):
know care about me and stuff,but man just lonely like nobody. Yeah,
because I feel like there's some kindof like resentment or animosity or like
I've somehow done you wrong, andthen that puts me in a weird It's
really it's very strange. Right,are you feeling any better now? I
just kind of have a good youknow, control what you can control,

(01:21:15):
and says is why I've gotten backto like trying to eat better. Perfection
is not the goal. It's it'sprogress, not perfection. Right, So
so that that's where I'm at.But I'm hoping and I'm optimistic, and
that's what my email to everybody beforethe new year is, like I really
wanted to let's start fresh. Yeah, but I feel you have the answers

(01:21:35):
on why you're feeling a certain way, then you can start, yeah,
making some changes and feeling different.Right? Might I suggest the Mel Robins
Workbook? I know great what's what'syour struggle? My struggle is uh,
I mean the weight thing has beena struggle for a long time, but

(01:21:57):
the new one that I'm having.And I told you guys, we're gonna
sound like complete weirdos here that I'minching closer towards a gooraphobia. Uh,
we again become a hermit kind ofYeah, basically, And my shyness is
my struggle. I'm so shy thatI I don't even want to talk on
the phone with friends anymore. I'mtoo afraid to make a phone call.

(01:22:19):
And then we've had some late daysat work, and towards the late morning
hours, I think, oh,I'd really like a cup of coffee,
But people are returning to the officemore and more, so the office is
quite crowded. I'll four go acoffee just because I don't want to walk
near people. Like I'm that shy, because if I think, if I
don't know people's names, which Istruggle with, I don't even want to

(01:22:42):
be near that area where we getcoffee if there's people around. It's it's
gotten almost debilitating. Like I'm soshy that I don't want I don't answer
my phone. I don't. Idon't talk to people. I don't even
get coffee anymore. That's my strugglebecause you're not We're not worried about like
go not gonna give you a popquiz? Hey man, what's my name?
No? But just you know,and my standing right is my clothing?

(01:23:05):
Stupid posture, right, but myposture I look stupid an No one
ever thinks about you as much asyou hundred and greg. I literally just
ordered these. I ordered name tags. Oh good. Downstairs in the mail
room, I just got the alert. I don't know why every desk in

(01:23:29):
this building doesn't have I'm gonna starta name. We're gonna start putting it
out. Do you have a struggle, I'll tell you what came back?
Or is it just with modesty andhumility? We talked about this on the
text for guessing that might but bewhat it is. I still and I
still have to deal with this underexcessive under oarn perspiration. And I bet
we've talked about. I got botoxand that doesn't that doesn't hold. That

(01:23:51):
lasts for like six months or so. I even did that thing where they
have a long time though. Yeah, but it's every six months. I
got to go in and get shotup. It's kind of a pay uh.
And even did that thing where theylike laser it that didn't work.
You ever have any kind of likeself doubt second guess yourself? Honestly?
Honestly, no, I thought aboutthat recently because this this came out.

(01:24:12):
I never have any kind of like, you know, feeling sorry for yourself
in any way, shape or formor to say that, but like this
came up recently with my mom talkingto all her new uh sort of biological
grandkids, and they well, howis how was a you know, Garrett
when he was a young boy.He's like, oh, he's just been
happy, blah blah blah. Thingscome easy to him, which is true.
Like I'm I am fortunate that Idon't have depression. I know,

(01:24:36):
I don't think it's a fake thingat all. I understand that it's real.
But I've always been happy, neverhad like, oh I can't do
this obviously, I don't get everythingI want all the time. My son
had a very funny nickname for SeaBass. He goes, you know who
Sea Bass is? Who's that youngSheldon? Yeah, yeah, let's see
that. That's a funny idea Andhow a funny show. I agree,

(01:24:58):
I know, but I mean,like young Sheldon, I've always if I've
ever had a problem, either Ican deal with it. It's not you
know, I don't get depressed,don't get down on myself. And you
were that way even after your backinjury when you put on weight and everything.
Yeah, I was like, Ican deal with this. It sucks,
but you know, like I knowhow I got here. It's easy
to get out menace. Uh.My struggle is and I know what the

(01:25:21):
problem is is does anybody care,like you know, about what you about
me or about what we do?I mean, like how to explain it?
Like I know listeners care, butdo like within the workplace? Right,
so when we our podcast will getyou know, this amount of downloads

(01:25:43):
or whatever, no one ever saysanything we could reach this many people on
social media. I know people don't. Honestly, I know people don't care.
And are you looking for like alike a recognition pattern back? No?
No, not a nice jobation,but no, just to elevate what
we're doing, is what I would. That's what kind of what I struggle
with because I feel like people putin a quarter of the effort and people

(01:26:08):
are like running and jumping in likemoving mountains to help them elevate what they're
doing, and I feel like itdoesn't happen, and it kinda it doesn't
happen with us, and it kindof makes me a little bit depressed,
like yeah, depressed, bitter,And then you're like, why am I
doing all this? You know?That's like it doesn't make me better because

(01:26:29):
I don't want to like be likejealous, because I think that like will
eat you alive. But it doesmake me depressed. I'm like, man,
it's like, wow, we couldreally put in as much effort as
you can and do the best jobever. And if you're just like not
one of the chosen ones, thenno one cares what you're doing. You're
just talking to another of mine worksin the same company, and everything else

(01:26:54):
is like, man, how doyou become part of that circle? Yeah,
one of the chosen ones? Andyeah, the thing is that,
well, you know, you sometimeshave to go to whoever it is that's
doling out these things that you arewanting for you or for in this case,
the show or whatever it is.They go, dude, how do
we get here? How do weget to this? Like like, what

(01:27:14):
are you looking for to be considereda show worthy of this treatment or this
opportunity or whatever. How do wedo that? Because I like quantify it,
so I have access to the numbers, like I see everything. Yeah,
you just quantify it. Yeah,and so that way, when you
get there and it doesn't happen orwhatever, you go, but hey,
I'm just curious. And then youknow, you can only control what you
can control, but you can getit out there, make it. You

(01:27:38):
know. Sometimes they say it like, well, we never said why do
you ever say anything? Right,because sometimes people don't know unless you say
something, especially now I can thinkof one slightly concrete example. Around the
office here, we have like fivehundred and fifty thousand flat screen TVs everywhere.
Yeah, and they show what theycall sizzle reels. Yeah, and
we host that annual show Alter Ego. And on the sizzle reels of Alter

(01:28:00):
Ego, I don't think we're evenon them. People from other stations on
those sizzle reels. It's and thenexcay the Woody show hosting Alter Ego.
Are we because there's nowhere to go, there's no room. They don't show
the sizzle reel. It's like allyear long. They're I'll be seeing videos
of events that other people do,and I'm like, we do events.

(01:28:23):
I don't ever see any footage ofthat stuff, Like, yeah, how
do you become one of the chosenones? And I know it's it's stupid,
but like when it goes down tolike the Coachella thing, When I
asked for a pass for Coachella,it's such a big deal. It's like,
why do you want one? Oh, we don't have access to it.
And meanwhile I'll see a staff offifteen of like down the hall all

(01:28:47):
like with all these like elevated passesto everything. It's just like, very
good company I worked for, hireda new guy to take a position I've
worked three years for. Wow,struggling to stay with this company. Wow,
isn't that what Kevin not? KevinHart? Well, he's been saying
about Kevin Hart that he was justlike given Essentially, he showed up and
they gave him everything. Essentially he'sa plant. Yeah, I think it's

(01:29:12):
a little bit of a different situation. And I'm just like how I yeah,
how do you get people to care? I don't know, you can't.
That's that whole lead horse to waterthing. Yeah, you know,
control what you can control, youknow. Unfortunately, and then some people,
man, they just they seem youknow, some guys have all the
luck they do and it's yeah,it just seems. It doesn't. Yeah,

(01:29:36):
it doesn't make me better. I'mgonna continue to do what I do.
That's what you can do. Butif I stop and think about it,
it does make me depressed. Whatdo you mean we're gonna be right
back, hey, Brent Love,No, we're not right back, boy,
We're here now. I swear Itouched nothing anyway. I was gonna

(01:30:01):
ask Sammy right now what her strugglewas, but yeah, I can tell
that's her struggle is current. Herstruggle is current, is right now?
Yeah, yeah, I'll tell youwhat because I don't know she has.
She's overcome one of her struggles,which is wearing shoes. Her shoes,

(01:30:23):
and her desk is cleaned up.Yeah, I know the desk is looking
good. Great. I know Ididn't have anxiety walking in. I don't
know that. Yeah. Uh no, I think my my main struggle for
a couple of years has been myback pain and knowing that all I have
to do is work out and getin shape for my muscles to sort of

(01:30:45):
fix it, like my ab musclesto push my hips forward, and I
just don't do it, and Icomplain about my back pain, and I
haven't had the motivation to make myselffeel better when I know I can do
it, to suggest the mel Robbinswork. Yes, so it's getting the
motive ovation now to you know,do pilates and other things to get my
back feeling better so that I'm notin pain anymore, and maybe stop stopping

(01:31:06):
around. Have you ever seen Sammywalk? She hits the ground hole.
She never noticed. She doesn't knowone of those people. I've never noticed
her walk. She used to walklike that. Do you have an interesting
gait? She just hits the groundreally hard. I thought, you never
know one her back hurts. Myback would really hurt. Have you noticed
that, Sammy, that you havea hard step. I know that I

(01:31:27):
do have a weird gait, nota hard step. I think. I
thought I shuffled a little bit morelike I don't fully bend my knees even
when I walk. You can hearher coming down the hole. Yeah,
I don't notice. I ever notice. I don't know, so petit my
wife will say like that or Ican't you didn't notice that or whatever.
I don't know what I'm doing.Why I clopped it. I'm like Sammy
so small and she hits the groundso hard eight seven seven forty four.

(01:31:49):
Woodie hit us up with the textover to two two nine eight seven,
will be right back. We're back. You're welcome. Yeah, so what
do you show? All right?Welcome back everybody? Hey, yeah,
it is Wednesday morning. We arethe Woody Show. Yeah, I'm on
the mend. Yeah. You guessyou're getting a little bit better and better
each day. Like when we firstgot back from vacation, Greg was the

(01:32:10):
one who was like really yeah,yeah, and uh, you know,
Menace wasn't sounding good right, itwas all stuffed up or whatever. What
did you have over it? Becauselike me, Yeah, after first day,
I didn't sleep for over twenty fourhours and I was just exhaustive.
But you were sick. You weresick while we were on break. No,
that was Ravy and Greg. Oh, I wasn't sick at all because

(01:32:32):
your wife, your wife told mywife that you were Like she called on
her birthday said, hey, whatdo you guys doing? You guys going
out or whatever he goes. Nah, menace is sick. Oh you guys
didn't go on birthday whatever that Ihad that was when we got back.
Oh all right, okay, wellyou were sick recently. Okay, anyway,
I'm saying, what did you do? What did you What did you
do? Greg? Like he everynight took Adville colden sinus musin X for

(01:32:57):
the cough, right and that becauseeverybody's got a different regiment, you know,
yeah, you know, just alot of liquids. Yeah, because
man, I've been trying to rally. This is busy week, yeah,
you know, and this is manof all the week. This is not
I would have rather been sick oneof the weeks that we were off,
you know, rather than this reallybusy week. But man, I you
know, I feel like I settledinto a routine that that works. We

(01:33:19):
Number one is rest, try tolike as much rest as I can,
naps, get to sleep early,whatever, Just do what you gotta do
and then go back to bed.Basically a lot of fluids obviously, but
as far as the medication goes,I know, you know, Greg difference
from everybody else because he doesn't youknow, it says nothing really works for
him. Yah. Even on theUX I would wake up coughing every night,

(01:33:39):
dude, the night quill and theday quill. The night quill knocked
me. That's where it's at.Yeah, I agree. Do you do
the capsules or the liquid? No, the capsule the liquid. Yeah.
The capsules don't work for me,but the liquid does. Yeah. The
capsules for whatever, huh. Definitelyhave less of an effect than the liquid,
because that at least helps you getto sleep, And you know,

(01:34:01):
they say they can take those everyone four to six hours. I only
need the one dose just to getme comfortable to go to sleep. Once
I'm asleep, I find like mynose stops stops running. If I wake
up from his sleep in the middleof the night, like my nose isn't
running, I go, oh,I don't want to move yep, you
know, I don't want to messit up, you know. And then
during the day I get up andI've been doing the day quill thing.

(01:34:21):
Obviously more fluids afron. I keeptalking about afron, Like, if you
have a stuffy nose and your head'slike a brick of concrete and you want
to be able to breathe through yournose, afron. It's a small little
thing here. I got some rightin my pocket and it's just a squirt,
squirt, squirt right off the Yousuck it in like you don't do

(01:34:43):
like a big deep one. Justuh, first blow your nose. Have
the affron ready to go. Youplug the one size, so you pushed
on the right side of your nostriland I do like a nice deep,
slow breath in as I'm doing thethree pumps of the of the afron,
and you kind of feel it goingback in there. Dude, next thing
you know, you were opened upand you're opened up for hours. Yeah,

(01:35:04):
I'm telling you that. That's whyI told you I don't want to
because then it won't work. Now, Greg, I think mus X is
an like a miracle drug, butyou have to get the extreme. I
think I extreme at the extra strength, okay, because if you just get
the regular one and the box isextreme, the boxes look exactly the same.

(01:35:27):
The only difference is a little redline that says maximum strength. I
get this stuff behind the counter thatyou need. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's got the decongestion. That's whatwe have. And the good thing
about that one is that it's atwelve hour. Yeah, like time raise.
But my cough wasn't like a genericcough. It was a dry,
just nagging cough. Now for cough, Greg Delsum, Yeah, that's what

(01:35:49):
I was way to go. Theorange is nasty. The grape is actually
pretty good. I was just chuggingorange. I wasn't even using the cap.
Yeah, but the grape is bad. Okay. Yeah, is that
the one you get behind the countertoo, No, you can get that
just right there. Yeah, it'sa cough yeah, Delsim's great. I

(01:36:10):
took that right before the show thismorning. I've seen this yeah, and
uh and it gets me through theentire show pretty well. I just thought
it was generic Nike will Yeah,No, it's exactly specific for coughs,
and it was. Sixty three percentof people said they prefer traditional approaches like
getting more sleep, taking over thecounter meds and supplements. Thirty seven percent
said they prefer alternative remedies like honeyand lemon, but almost one in five

(01:36:33):
I think modern medicine is untrustworthy.Okay. The average person says they wait
and they go through nearly four tofive days of symptoms before going to a
doctor. H fifty five percent ofpeople said they got their approach to wellness
from their parents. Okay, andoh at the end of the day,
it says here see bast respondence aremore likely to trust their own parents when

(01:36:57):
it comes to health and wellness muchmore than that of their best friend or
social media. Okay, but Iwould go to my mom before I went
to Twitter. But those are thethings that work for me. Because man,
Saturday, Man, I was outthis past Saturday. Yeah, and
I was like, oh, man, how am I going to do this
week? Because this, like Isaid, this week is pretty crazy.
Then you yelled at us for gettingyou sick. I did not yell you

(01:37:19):
mother et first got me sack.I take responsibil I took it as a
yell. Today is January the tenth. Today is a National Bittersweet Chocolate Day,
National Oysters Rockefeller Day. Gregy,you're gonna be into that love house
Plant Appreciation Day, which I haveno appreciation for. Today's National take the

(01:37:41):
Stairs Day, No thank you andSea Bass Happy Peculiar People Day. Oh
how odd? How were you unusual? Yeah? Those are the those are
the holidays. Today we're gonna haveyour birthdays and your porno birthday right after
Braby tell us what she's nerded outabout this morning is out with and what

(01:38:04):
you got over there? Raves,Well, all the episodes of Echo are
available for streaming on Disney Plus,and you're being a little bit warned.
Probably one of the most violent showsthat has ever shown up on Disney Plus
bringing back Vincentinafrio as Kingpin. Andas you know, Greg, the last
time we saw him, he wasbeing shot by Echo in the Hawkeye.

(01:38:26):
You know, She's very pissed athim because Kingpin was like her adopted father,
and then she found out he wasresponsible for the death of her actual
father, so she did not likethat. So you got five episodes of
Echo, all streaming now on DisneyPlus. I had no idea that this
was happening. Universal is pulling atDisney and they're doing a live action remake

(01:38:47):
of How To Train Your Dragon Rev. Live Action right Well, And the
news was that Gerard Butler is goingto play the same character he voiced in
those movies. He voices the dadstoic the vast So he's coming back for
live action. I'm sure he is. They cast the kid from the Black

(01:39:12):
Phone. He's gonna be the leadMason Thames. He's playing Hiccup and Nico
Parker. She was Sarah Ellie's bestfriend in the Last of Us. She's
playing Astrod. And this movie scheduleto be in theaters on June twenty five.
And did you guys know the WoodyShow has something in common with the
Spice Girls? Rightly? What?Well, every end of The Woody Show

(01:39:35):
we sign off with smdublem it insider. It's just for us and we don't
tell people what it means. Well, mel B was on The Today Show
instead, she made up zig zigAh, which is in their first hit
Wannabe Yeah, and Melb says it'sa group secret as to what it truly

(01:39:56):
means. Oh Lee, the girlsknow and they're never gonna tell, she
said. Fans can interpret it whateverway they want, but they're never gonna
tell. Zigzig Sure, very deepis a secret. It's like penises or
something among the Spice Girls. I'mRabia. For more nerds stuff, check
out the nerd podcast at the WoodyShow dot com. All right, thank

(01:40:17):
you very much, Raymols Nerd.Somehow I think I can go the rest
of my life and not know.We'll be all right. I love I
have to know for the birthday.Say we're gonna it's shivery, We're gonna
sit It's shiverday. And you knowwe don't do all right celebrity birthdays.

(01:40:42):
First of all, Rod Rod Stewart, Yeah, is seventy nine years old
today. Uh, Pat Benattar isseventy one. You got Brent Smith,
who's the singer for Shinedown, who'sforty six. George Foreman is seventy five,
and Evan Handler David the company's baldbest friend, Charlie on Californication.

(01:41:03):
Okay, he was Sex in theCity. Yeah, Charlotte's husband Harry on
Sex and the City. And hewas Hurley's imaginary friend Dave on Lost.
Oh. He's sixty three years oldtoday. They call him a character actor.
See him on a plane once rayOh yeah, and we had a
really nice conversation like in line atSouthwest good Night. Today's porno birthday is

(01:41:27):
Demi Sutra. And she's had moresex than a redneck in a family reunion.
She's been in two hundred and eightyseven fine films, including It's My
Hot Horny Cousin. She was inBush Friends Forever, Volume one, Blown
Through the roof good. Here yougo, Ray if she was in Smelly
Stink treat Oh, God, stoppedstop dominating my husband Volume one? And

(01:41:50):
Greg Gory, who can forget herunforgettable role in Liberate the Labia. Oh
it's like Free the Nipball. Yeahsure, but Liberate Yeah yeah both.
That's a Demi Sutra. Who isthirty three years old today? And that's
your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, And that is a Wednesday morning.
Look what's happening in the world,Nerd with your nerd out report here on

(01:42:14):
The Woody Show. We're gonna takea quick break. More Woody Shows next,
hang on, coming up next onThe Woody Show. Maybe it'll be
something like this is the most beautifulexperience of however experienced in my life.
The Woody Show Back in a bitis sensitivity training for a politically correct world.
The Woody Show, I don't careabout your feelings. All right,

(01:42:39):
We are wrap it up and gettingthe hell out of here, everybody.
Okay, bye Wednesday. In thebooks, let me tell you we can
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today is back Freak of the Week. Yeah, so back for twenty
twenty four also covered the treading newsheadlines, Got Jumped in, All Things

(01:42:59):
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us at any of the social mediaplatforms at the Woody Show. Coming up
for you tomorrow. A question thatwe posed on social media, but what

(01:43:20):
is something that people criticize you fornot liking? Like man, every time
you say you don't like that,people just give you the side eye.
Like for me, it's avocado.Yeah, you're missing out. Everybody loves
avocado, everybody in my house,everybody in this room. It doesn't have
to be a food thing. Itcould be anything. But what is something
that people criticize you for not liking? You can always leave your feedback for

(01:43:43):
us on that topic on the afterhours voicemail anytime between now and tomorrow morning
eight seven seven forty four Woody.That's eight seven seven forty four Woody,
or email us about an email atthe woodieshow dot com or just sit tight
and you can call in tomorrow morningor texting tomorrow morning and be a part
of that com conversation. Raby,Menace, c Mass, Sammy, anything
you like to add, no GregGory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah.

(01:44:06):
Mirrors don't lie, and luckily theydon't laugh. Mine would be laughing
all the time. Look at this, Look at this, look at this
rack. Yeah, I was gonnayeah. I got a glimpse of myself
the other day. It was oneof those you know, every once in
a while you catch yourself like yousee yourself all the time, but then

(01:44:29):
you really see yourself. Oh yeah, oh god, oh god, I
know right? Is that depressing?All right? Thank you very much,
Greg Gory, thank you so muchfor giving the Wood Show some of your
valuable time this morning. You know, we love it, appreciate you for
that. The rest of you guyscan suck it. We'll catch you back
here on Thursday. You have yourselfa great day. S MD double M.
I quit this bitch.