The Woody Show January 15th 2024 Podcast

The Woody Show January 15th 2024 Podcast

Episode Transcript

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Sleep is dune to the graphic natureof this program. Listener discretion is it
lies? My name is not theWoody Show. This is the Woody Show.

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Insensitivity Training class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody.

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Today is Monday. It is Januarythe fifteenth, twenty twenty three. Hell
welcome. We are the Woody Show. My name's one of that's Ravy.
There's Greg Gory. Good morning,menaces here, what's up Sea Bass?
We've got am Today is Martin LutherKing Junior Day. It is a company
holiday. The company ran us likeragged hosting a big concert this past weekend,

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and so we are off today.It's a company holiday. Anyway,
we made a decision. You canbe mad at us if you want.
I don't care. But we madea decision a handful of years ago that
these company holidays, when they comeup, we're taking them. Yeah we
did it. Used to. Yeah, we never used to. Like if
they wanted to have one for likeFlag Day and it was a company holiday,

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guess what, we're taking that dayoff, all right, as you
should. Look, if your companygives you a holiday, you take it
with the advantage of it. Thefact that they just did I did contemplate
like, maybe we don't take todayoff, but then we had this concert
that they had us running all overfor this weekend, so we're we're gonna
takes See then your edict goes inthe garbage. Yeah, yeah, we

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don't, but we just had allthis time off. Yeah, I'm still
talk it. Hey, you guysgot your way. It's all good and
I'm on board. But coming upfor you today, if you haven't heard
it, it's new to you.Some things you have no patience for,
like your patients just just you've runout of patients. What is that thing

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called the text messages? And moreon that. Also today, Menace does
the interview for Interview Roulette, Rave'sannoyed by a neighbor go figure, and
a bunch of other stuff on theshow for you. This morning, I
saw a story this group of burglarstunneled their way into a Seattle apple store.

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Did you see the story? Isaw it headline, yep, Yeah,
so they made off with five hundredthousand dollars worth of stuff in just
fifteen minutes. I'm gonna put thisunder the headline of weird crime, Like
you tunneled in is work? There'sa big hole right in the Look at
the hole between the sink and thetoilet there. Yeah, look, yeah,

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they tunneled in there. Yeah,you can call that tunneling. They
cut a hole in some dry wall. The culprits they broke in through the
coffee shop next door and then bustedthrough which shares the wall with the Apple
Store's back room. The burglars.They were seen on security video crawling into
the store stealing four hundred and thirtysix iPhones in just fifteen minutes. Him

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Some people think it's an inside job, considering how fast they executed the plan
they and the fact they didn't hitany pipes when cutting through the bathroom wall.
I think that might have just beenlucky. But last I heard,
the culprits are still on the looseand Jim to answer Ravey's question, I
don't know that they care if theiPhones work. They're just gonna sell them
on Craig's List or whatever, andit'll be the buyers problem looks for you.

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Yeah, well, I know theones that they have in the stores
on the display. Apparently they won'twork at all, like once you get
them outside of the Apple Store,So you're just stealing like bricks, it
still doesn't yeah, stop anybody fromstealing them though, I don't know,
there's a lot of that going on. Yeah, I want to invest in
trash bags because it seems like that'swhat a lot of people bring into like
a Sephora type place. Yeah,like the TJ Max and with they're just

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loading off the show. They havethose big, huge, like like hefty
lawn bags type thing and yeah,it's crazy how you do it? Some
other weird crime weird cops in WashingtonState, they found a stolen car in
the parking lot of a Target store, so one officer stayed outside by the
car while another went in to getthe surveillance video. Meanwhile, a man

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inside the store walked out with ashopping cart full of stolen merchandise, and
when he saw the police officer waitingby his stolen car, he tried running
away, eventually caught and then oncethe cops got inside the car, they
found about two thousand dollars worth ofstolen merchandise from a different Target store and
the people ripping people off all thetime. The man was apparently on house

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arrest already, but he had cutoff his ankle monitor and he was booked
into jail for possession of stolen vehicleand felony theft. Damn. Have you
ever got seen a person in thewild with an ankle monitor? I have.
I've seen it a couple of timesrecently. The friends. It's like,
oh what they do? Did wehave? Was it the Tracy Morgan

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one? He came in for aninterview and he had like some kind of
like, oh, it was foryeah, I remember that he had some
kind of monitoring device. I thinkit was for alcohol. All right,
Yeah, that's right, it was. And uh, some somehow you called
it ankle bread and that was likethat's something that stood the test of time
because we're saying something about the yeah, the wheat and the alcohol or something

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like that, like how does itdetect the alcohol just by being on your
around your ankle and uh he saidsomething about like soaking it up like ankle
bread or that that we started talkingabout ankle bread for forever forever. It's
something that had to do with thewhat do they use for making beer?
Yeast? Yeast? Yeah, somethingthat yeah, the east, the yeast

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east into east east in the east. Some weird crime. Weird crime.
This guy in Scotland. He brokeinto a property. He stole a Mini
Cooper and a pink vibrator. Allright, yeah, maybe it was a
gift for his wife. He brokein through a doggy door while the family
was out on holiday. Cops sayhe stole the keys of the car.

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They're a pink vibrator and a sinksilk nightie And after being arrested, the
guy admitted that drinking had been afactor in his impulsive decision that night.
He was given a fifteen months andthree weeks in custody. He was also
ordered to complete twenty five days inrehab. That was in Scotland, Yes,
Scotland, and a pain vibrator.They also call those what he was

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going to give it to Bonne bone. Maybe it was a to give it
to Bonne my Labrador bone. Weirdcrime. A fake priest in the US
has been arrested for conning believers inin the Midwest for decades decades. His

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name is Ryan Scott. He swindledpeople out of millions of dollars for his
services, including weddings, confessions,and baptisms. But after thirty years of
that, it turns out he wasnever even ordained, even Ravey's ordained.
Yeah. Turns out he was scammingeveryone so that he could spend the cash
on premium lamas oh for one ofhis healing ministry establishments. What a weirdo.

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Yeah. All he had to dois go online and yeah, do
what Ravey did. Yeah he signedup. Huh exactly. And finally here
in this round of weird crime,a man in West Virginia was charged with
impersonating a paramedic and providing care toan unknown individual. His name is Christopher
Lee Lynn, and he was arrested. He made a TikTok video saying he

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was a paramedic and was giving helpto those in need. And in a
separate criminal complaint, he's also beingaccused of not returning fifteen thousand dollars worth
of barrowed items like a breathing apparatusfrom a local fire department that he borrowed.
I didn't know they lent those thingsout. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently
the fire department asked him to stopfreelancing and just join the department already,
why not get paid? Yeah,but he didn't want to, and so

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he was charged with impersonating a paramedic. Grand larceny and obtaining goods under false
pretenses. All right, what aweirdo, weird a helpful, there's your
weird cream. I mean that that'snot as pathetic as the guys who are
going around pretending to be police officers. That to me is way more pathetic.
You're not helping anybody pretending to bea police officer. At least this

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guy's going around. He's trying tobe of some service. But I'd be
worried he's going to kill me.Yeah right, this dude properly does.
He's going to try to give mea tricheautomy with like a big pen and
get licensed. He's gonna stab meright through the neck, right through the
artery at medic Yeah yeah, exactly, just sign up, learn it,
good point, get paid. You'renot getting paid. And then he compound

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that first of all, pound youknow what I'm saying for a show nobody
asked for. It's not that allright, Welcome back, everybody. I
posted this on my Twitter? WhatShW on Twitter? I got a disproportionate

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amount of joy this past weekend fromreorganizing my closet. Oh yeah, yeah,
Like that's some real adulting stuff.Right there. Pure joy, pure
joy. You just reorganized it.You didn't purge or anything. Oh no,
I got rid of a bunch ofstuff. I brought some stuff down
to the to the donation place,like just two big laundry baskets full of

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stuff and shoes I didn't need anymore. A little bit of both, yeah,
a little bit of both organized likestuff I don't really wear that was
on the shelves. I moved themup to a place where I don't necessarily
need them. Let's say, youknow, want to drag one out.
But I was like, why amI leaving things on? I got super
into it. Yeah, that's understandable. Nice, it was kind of pathetic.

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Do you have the god I hopeI fit into this again, I
do have. I do have thatsection yep. Yeah, where it's like
close but no cigar, like almostthere, you know away. And then
yeah, well I did recently sizedown on stuff because the stuff that I
was wearing was too big. NowI had the exact same stuff and one

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size down. Oh so it maynot look like I'm wearing anything different,
but I am wearing a different sizeof the same crap that I wear all
the time. Anyway, a cartooncharacter. You've done stuff that I wish
I had done, where you findsomething you love and you buy two of
them. I should have done that. What them ten of them? A
ton find a teacher that fits,I buy ten of them. I wish

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I had done that in the past. With like shoes that I love and
they wear out. I'm like,yeah, it was Saturday night. My
wife and I we went to bed. It was nine to fifteen on Saturday
night, and disaster. I'd spentthe day, you know, more exhausted.
No, it wasn't even a partof the day cleaning the closet and
uh, we're laying there, Igo, do you realize how pathetic this
day was? Like if you wouldgo back in time and tell your old

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self, you're this is what youwhat you do on Saturday, You're gonna
rip out. You're gonna be sodisproportionately excited and proud of yourself for cleaning
a closet, and you're gonna bein bed by nine fifteen and you're not
gonna want to kill yourself. OhI've told myself that many times. I
know. I remember how excited Igot when I got this vacuum cleaner Ravey

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recommend it. Yeah, I'm likethis thing rolled. Yeah. It was
like I had ordered like another pair, Like well, actually, these shoes
that I'm wearing right now, Ihad ordered another pair of them. So
there's a brand new pair sitting inthe box on the floor of the closet.
And then there was like, yeah, I got that that subscription to
uh fresh clean threads and stuff.They would sound like another order, you

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know, because the subscription gives youthat batch. Yeah, So they're still
sitting there in the plastic bags,like sitting on top of there's a couple
of other things. I'm like,I gotta get this stuff off the floor,
but I got to create some spaceto like and reorganize and whatever.
You know, man, hashtag adulting. It was so lame. That's a
good question, Like what's something thatis like so lame that gave you so

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much joy? God, my listwould be I got I got a new
trash can recently, and I'm yeah, it's an auto close yeah, but
like it really holds the bags perfectly. By the way, first time I
ever actually used trash bags as anadult auto clothes No, what got like

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high capacity? Sweet? I gotthe perfect sized trash bags that fit it,
just like, oh, this isalso adulting. For the longest time,
we've always used like, uh,you know, grocery store bags to
put like in the little to linethe little garbage cans in the in the
bathrooms. I'm like, no,no, no, I'm sure they make
garbage bags that are for this purposethat look much better than the grocery store

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plastic bag, just so in slightlyso insightly the egg. I went out
and bought some of those. Wow, I didn't know they see that.
Yeah, they do for like tinylittle guard little trash can liners for like
bathroom trash cans. You can getthem out the dollar store. Yeah,
I had no. Yeah, andGreg, it looks so much nicer.
I had no idea they made those. I know. It's like the dumb

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that is dumb someone. So Igot mega horning when I got my juicer.
Oh yeah, it's nice for alittle prepared to waste a lot of
fruit. You'll use that three timesand I got to clean this crap on
their joy right. No, that'strue. I'm just warning you use fourteen
pounds of fruit and of juice.Juice. It's great. But they're like,
oh, and I got to getrid of all this pulp and wash

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these fifteen parts. Right. Thattook forty eight minutes. All the time.
I think we got to flip upsidedown, because that's confusing. The
juicer sounds a lot like people witha fleshlight, like like, oh,
I got to clean it. Yuckjuicer. Yeah food, but good luck,
you have fun. It is upwith the text over to two to
nine seven. We'll be right backto you. It's The wood Show and

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we are into another new hour ofinsensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Good morning, and thank you forbeing here and for giving us some of
your valuable time this morning. I'mbuddy. That's Ravy. Good morning.
There's Greg Gory. I would Menaceis here? What is up? Woody?
He's our social media director. Youcan find us. You can follow

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us at the Woody Show on Instagramand Twitter or on Facebook, Facebook dot
com slash the Woodie Show. Goodmorning to uc Bass. Hey, there
is Sam, Good morning, wegot bored, we got Caroline. There's
Morgan Vaughan is here? Phones areopen? Eight seven seven forty four,
Woody. That's eight seven seven fortyfour, Woodie. I'm sure you know

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who this guy is. I don'tknow his name. I just see clips
on the internet all the time.It's a it's a YouTube show. It's
at whatever. Is this the guywe've been with the relationship advice thing?
Yeah, this guy. Look athere's the there's the picture of Yeah,
this is the guy, men As. You know this dude. I like
him his I like his approach.He's very calm, he's very clear with

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his uh, his question and hisfollow ups and everything else. I mean,
he just gets these these conversations goingand I I I dig the style.
Every time I see him, he'stalking to some of irrational woman about
why she's being such a bit no, but he's nice about it. He
lets them make their own dig theirown grave. Well, it's yeah,
he's he's like the male version ofthat girl. Menas also loves well.

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It's it's a it's a dating it'sa dating talk podcast. But like I
said, I've never watched the actualshow. I've just seen these clips.
The one I saw recently and Ithought it was interesting. The question was
does you know like a sex number? Does a body The question was does
body count matter? That's the coolway to say it now, Okay,
yeah, that's that. Yeah,what you'll say sex number, you'll say

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sex number, you say body count? Yeah, how many? How many
people have you slept? With theno come on, Ravey, come on,
Well that's just uh that that's justthe new way to to ask the
same question that, you know,the same conversation that people have always had.
But I thought it was funny becauseyou know, it goes around the
room, and I guess the waythis works is that he he invites people,

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like people apply to come in andbe like part of the show.
There's a ton of so you know, like to be like on a panel
of listeners or people and whatever,and so he has them in and then
he brings up topics and so thesearen't the same people who are on all
the time. I guess some ofthem are recurring, recurring, and then
others are you know, just oneoffice or whatever. And so the question

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was this body count question is howmany people have you slept? It doesn't
matter. He wasn't asking them howmany slept, but he did eventually.
But that's why I like the theapproach, because it was like, does
body count Matt, No, everybodysays no, oh no, It doesn't
matter, well, what's your what'syour number? Oh, I'm not talking
about it. He's very good atbaiting dumb host out themselves as don't but
he's got there are there are acouple of guys that are uh you know,

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that are on and talking about differentthings and it's all just things around
dating, and it reminds me alot of like questions for the ladies sometimes,
like some of the clips that Isee, But I like his style
of delivering. I think he's wherewe first saw that's good the female delusion
calculator that ye where you like youplug it where a girl says I want

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this and this, I want myman to be this ole, make this
much for me. He's like,well, yeah, that's almost nobody.
Yeah here, and you're not godenough to demand that of men. S
down. But what's interesting, what'sinteresting really take I'm saying what what's interesting
about like the take and the deliverythat I like is that you know,
people get but hurt about a debateor a back and forth conversation, Like

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we're allowed to have a conversation andgo back and forth to have a different
opinion. But he's not like,I don't I don't think he's like issy
about it, you know what Imean. No, I'm phrasing it differently
than he, that's for sure,right. Oh yeah, yeah, Like
he seems to me more it's itcomes out like if you had to,
like, you know, write down, okay, well what is his opinion
or you know, what is heasking okay, is how it looks different

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when it's in print compared to whenyou're just listening to it. And he
seems genuinely curious and he's putting outjust to see and maybe to point out
hypocrisy or maybe to point out differentthings. But people then are led to
their you know, led to theirown conclusion there and you go, huh,
so it doesn't matter, but you'renot willing to say what that number
is interesting because I thought but itdidn't matter, does it? So you're

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saying it does matter. It remindsme like a lot of questions, like
maybe Greg would have on something,because Greg gets like, well actually,
and he you know, he startsrunning through like a thought process. I
like it. Well, yeah,just you I haven't I want to watch
this now, Yeah I seen thatguy because I've not seen the show.
I'll i'll watch it. I've beenmeaning the watching. He's got a pretty

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good thing going. It's got likethe panel's huge on this late episode.
But we uh, people know,we were begging to get to one hundred
thousand people. He's got over fourmillion subscribers and I'm sure he's been doing
it for like two months on thisYouTube channel. But he said that he
said that his page got demonetized,which reminds me that we were just talking
about our page. Somehow there wasa show which it got this process of

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appeal or something. But right wehad we used to like six seven years
ago, have to have to.We chose to host some clips on there,
like news clips that we didn't own, just so we could reference them
and post them on our stupid website. And apparently even though we haven't done
that for years, and nobody caredabout it at the time, and things
just kind of evolved. But it'sstuff that's just been up there and no

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warning. Just hate, no moremoney. I thought that we were making
all money. Yeah, there's justthis story that Morgan found. This is
about slam Sea bass Noise. Intwenty twenty one, research showed the casual
sex had steadily decreased in recent yearsbecause we talked about the slamming during the
co OVID shutdown and everything, right, but they said that the decrease was

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due to the pandemic, But thetrend actually predates quarantines and shutdowns from what
they found, and they say thereasons behind the decline and casual hookups different
between men and women. But theyfound that men are turning down casual slams
because of factors like they're living athome with their parents or just deciding they
want to play video games instead.Yeah, that's true. Yeah, But

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for chicks, the main reason thatthey're having less sex is because they're consuming
less alcohol. According to what theseresearchers found, they looked at the emotional
outcomes after casual sex. Forty sixpercent of women experienced regret after casual sex,
compared to just six zero percent ofmen. Compared to twenty three percent

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of men. But there's no differencebetween sexes guys. Yeah, all these
factors go to show that just somepeople have some younger people have concluded that
hooking up is it real intimacy,it's just not worth it, And so
chicks are saying no casual slam.So my question for for sea bass,
who's out there in the wild andon the law. Yeah, I mean
do you like is it is iteasier and more difficult? Like what's the

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I think it's the temperature out there? Married guys, I think it's easier
for a very select group of men. There's you see the ratios of like
guys who swipe left or right,I should say, and girls who swipe
right. Like, it's more it'sfewer men are getting more of a percentage,
so that leads to the giant bulkof men getting overall less, which
is what's reflected I think in thisthis survey and study. And also it's

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people do tend to be less justout being social. They'll be on their
apps more, they'll be texting more. So you might think, oh tender,
you can, but still there's abarrier between swiping and chatting and actually
getting out to meet somebody in reallife like maybe Sammy, your single friends
and stuff like that. Are theyout there you know looking up? Not
really? No, not really,not really? Yeah, not as much

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as before. Yeah, the questionare people rushing into relationships though versus the
swinging sixties and like you know,like people whatever the heck that was or
like people twenties or like you know, I love like everyone was way more
free love, Yeah, free love, and yeah more about hippie stuff.

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Yeah this hippie everybody. It doesn'tyou know, mean as much now,
Like I don't know. I thinkpeople just want to be in a relationship.
After like a couple of times,I do see that more. Well,
I'll see a lot of girls' profileswill say I need someone who's emotionally
available and I can get outage andI want to date with purpose and guys
someone who's available, Like right now, are you breathing physically? And I

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think overall, fatness continues to riseand it just makes it makes it less
appealing and it's like grosser to hookup with people seven seven forty four.
What if you want to let usknow what you think? I mean a
Coachella, the amount of girls whoshould not have been wearing what they were
wearing is was it at all timehigh? Look it was hot. You
can hit us up. You canhit us up with the text over to
two to nine eight seven will beright back. Yeah I love that you

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got Wow, shut up, I'mso Cringe's a woody show. Welcome back
everybody, Thank you for uh giveus some of your time today. Yeah.
So, like, uh, Ithink I'm I'm just tapped out at

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this point. Every time China comesup in the news or what I try
to look, I try to domy due diligence and I want to know
what's going on in the news andeverything else. I'm just I'm just tapped
out. China to me is soannoying, right, Okay, and I
but also I do think it's hilarious. The one thing that's the you know,
we're talking about those Chinese police stationsthat were rated like in New York,

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right, you know, and theFEDS we're talking about, like what's
going on. I guess the theChinese Communist Party was to you know,
have these officers quote unquote in NewYork and other places harassed dissidents and spy
for plots to overthrow the regime?Right? And you know, no one
wants to make fun of President Chior whatever his name is, right,

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he's so sensitive about the sheet forWinnie the Pooh, right, right,
I mean the country of China's alreadybanned references to his resemblance to one of
the I love how but hurdy isabout it. But apparently now the country's
spies posing as secret US police andthese little police stations are looking for people
here who are from China who postthe Winnie the Pooh memes about him.

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So yeah, New York, La, San Francisco, and Houston and a
couple of the smaller cities had theselike they found these like unauthorized police stations.
Basically that the Chinese government had peoplethere like looking for people who are
I can't take the China stuff anymoreinteresting topic to I mean, I just
never really pay too much, butyou feel like there's a ton of the

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China stuff with it, whether it'sgood to Taiwan or like, I mean,
yeah, that's what the media isfocused on. Yeah, so that's
what all you're going to see,right, And this goes with uh,
you know, politics, or anytime that someone singularly focused on something sports
or nerd stuff, whatever it is. You can ask any mental health professional.
It's a good thing. It's healthyto realize that you no longer have

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the energy to put up with something, right, And I think as you
get older anyway, and you notto be old, but as you get
older, you have less and lesspatience for everything. Yeah, I would
say, like, you know,my main things at this point, like
they're trying to thing is just thenewest thing. But like influencers, everybody's
an influencer. Don't have any patiencefor that anymore. People who are still
paranoid about COVID, like my buddywho refused to go and meet up even

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though I traveled three thousand miles.I was going to ask you, he
shouldn't be bothered to get together becauseI don't go to restaurants. Still,
I don't know if he does ornot. You don't how does he exist?
Outrage cultures on my list, Peoplewho constantly blame others for the situation
they're in. They bitch and theycomplain, but they have no solution.
I don't even care if people complainhave a solution, say hey, here's

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that could be better. I'm allears. Uh. They refuse to come
back to office, people, Ohokay, sorry, you gotta work.
Also family and work. Druma.Those are just a few things that are
on my list. Things that weno longer have any patients for. What
like what's something for you? Eightseven seven forty four? What hit us
up with? A text over totwo two nine eight seven. Yeah.

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I used to be okay if Ihad to stand in line for something.
Now I'm really not from the Ihave no patients for standing in a line.
You heard about the coffee machine hereat work? Yeah, yeah,
it's of one. Yeah, Ihave no patience for the people that cut
in front of me at the coffeemachine. Obviously do they cut in front
of you for years? No?They cut? Oh yeah sure yeah.

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But like you know, you getin a line for like rental car,
for example, and so there's liketwo people in front of you. Why
is it always the two stupidest peopleon planet Earth that are in front of
you? And then you get upto the car rental place and it takes
you two minutes to get your car? Are done at the car where they're
idiots in the car rental line,you think they're buying the car. It's

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so weird. I'm saying, youdon't want to pay for the Well,
let me think about it, samephenomenon. Why they don't have patients for
lines, but the car rental linesthe all time worst, the worst it
is? Why are you so dumb? Why is that the case with hotels
too? Some hotels. It takestwelve seconds to check in exact why standing

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there, standing the standing minutes.It's just the competence of the people who
are involved. It's like self checkouts. People complain about those, but yet
I have somehow never managed to getcaught up somehow by a self checkout.
You have a couple of items schoolit's supposed to be fast and easy,
and then you stand it carder,you pay, believe, and then you're
out. It does take long.People are sitting there like it's like rubiscue

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rockets, like they're programming the actualcomputer or whatever. They're trying to figure
it. Like, No, it'snot a it's not like a challenge.
And if you are that person,don't go to the check out right use
a checker, yeah, because you'reclearly not capable yep of scanning. I'm
very excited that Ravey has joined us. Man I send the no waiting on
things like yeah, yeah, forgetit, I'm in there. Yeah,
but it's not me. It's notto the extent of like Menace or Sea

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Bass. I think the people whoare the most impatient would be Sea Bass,
Menace, and then Ravy Like Iwould still wait at a restaurant and
in some place I wanted to eat. The restaurants yep, they said,
twenty minutes. I'm sticking it.They started about what seven years ago with
Sea Bass and Woody. Yeah,well, because we were we were out
of town for some like radio thing, and it was in Atlanta, where

(28:48):
Sea Bass had lived for a longtime. I said, Hey, Sea
Bass, what's a really good likesouthern breakfast place, you know, biscuits,
gravy, like grits. He goes, Oh, there's a and it
was like right by our hotel.And so we walked over there and they
said, I was going to belike twenty five, twenty five, thirty
minutes. He turns, doesn't evensay anything to me, just turns right
around and walks out, because menace. You know. It was next door
to that restaurant, another restaurant exactly. Yeah. But like he had told

(29:11):
me, like, hold great,I didn't he hyped you up on it.
But see it wasn't This wasn't aSea Bass is bringing him here.
You got to come here. Thiswas It was record Flying Biscuit. By
the way, it's a small chain. It was. It came up in
conversation this wasn't like always like,yeah I was. I was like,
oh my god, we got togo. When we get to Atlanta,
we have to go. That's notBut I had asked you for a good
recommendation on a southern breakfast place,and you go, Actually, there's one

(29:33):
right next to the hotel. Itwas this flying biscuit place, not that
good, which I went. Iwent like a day or two later.
It was fantastic, and it wouldhave been fine twenty five minutes. But
like, so that's what I'm saying. He's the worst at it. Menace.
Yeah, I mean still go tolike a restaurant and sit down and
order and do the whole thing.He's demanding his check and he fats out
if it's not there. Ye man, he's got things to do. I

(29:56):
just want to get out of theresitting around for one, Why am I
done with my You'll done with mydrinks? And then I'm just sitting for
You've been seeing me sit there fortwenty five minutes. Just give me my
check. Well I'm always just fiveminutes soon. Yeah, you deliver the
last thing I know I'm gonna havethey get the car then, yep,
check please? Greg. Greg isfine with having it, don't mind.
He doesn't mind having a conversation withpeople. You're having dinner with conversation with

(30:18):
them every day. Well it's noteven that. But like Greg likes when
he makes a reservation, like sayit's at seven o'clock, he arrives at
seven, they go, it's justgonna be a little while. If you
want to wait in the bar.I love I'll wait in the barn.
But that again, we've always saidthat's his form of entertainment. Eating is
not my foreman of entertainment. Ijust want to eat and then bounce.

(30:40):
Greg, Guy, what do youno longer have any patients for? I'm
going to put it under a likea blanket category of flaky relatives because I
have these well I'm not going toname them, but couple of three relatives
who I saw at a family funeraland then about a year and a half
later, after trying to text himin touch, you know, because my

(31:00):
family is very tiny, right andI want to keep in touch with them,
don't hear back from them. Andthen I saw them at another family
funeral and I said, you knowwhat, I guess I'll see you at
the next funeral. And oh,stop, that's not the case. That's
not the case. Have I spokento them since No? So now I
don't even Yeah, I don't try. I don't even try. Sounds like
a dream to me. I don'teven try anymore. What is the point

(31:22):
that? And then the other oneis I used to be really whatever the
doctor says just okay, yeah,yes, no and yes no and then
walk out, never questioned anything.Now I'm kind of losing my patience with
doctors because they spend ten seconds withyou and then they just leave. They
don't communicate. And now I say, wait, hold on, don't go
yet. What is answer to thisquestion? And I need to find out

(31:45):
stuff first. Yeah, and seethat's the good thing if you have one
of those concierge services. Yeah,Like they spend you know, all the
time that you need, any questionsthat you got, like they are there
if you're going to like especially havelike an HMO and you had to go
the one building that's got the wholethey have it's almost like a fast food
restaurant and you see on the screenthey have a timer going about how long

(32:06):
this orders? But they're like underthis this goal of getting anybody in and
out in less than X number ofminutes, right, Like, that's the
same thing with these doctors offices.They can't spend any more than X number
of minutes per patient. Ye,they're over scheduled nine seconds. Yeah yeah,
eight seven seven forty four Wooding textover to two to nine eight seven.
We getting some more of the feedbackI see on the text waiting on

(32:30):
people who are constantly late. MYeah, forget that. I have a
friend who is late and doesn't care. Yeah, She's like, I'll be
there, okay, but we haveplans from now right. Yeah. I
can't stand how hipsters are just gettingmore progressively douchey. They just go above
and beyond to try to seem socool. That's from our friend Tony the

(32:51):
Mailman. You can ignore the hipstersadults who act like high school kids.
Yes, I figured I would speakto say yes, well, like people
who they have to talk all cutsee, like oh, I'm a dog
mom and I let my dog go. That's just one example. But it's
like, yeah, I love mydog. Okay, most people do.

(33:13):
Oh shocking, right, but yeah, like slow wi Fi, I'm seeing
slow wine. What about slow walkers? Would he when he gets stuck behind
a slow water not of your mindis slow as long as you maintain your
lane right, Yeah, and alsoand maintain your pace if you're slow,
fine, but like don't It's likethose people on the road, they're like,

(33:36):
Okay, I'm going to pass youbecause you're driving slow, and you
get in the left lane, yougo to pass them, and in the
minute you go to pass them,they're like, nuh, you're not passing
them. And then then now allof a sudden, they decide to speed
up to the point where now you'relike going even way above the speed limit
and to the point you can't getback over because they just decided that they
weren't going to allow you to passthem. Yeah. I don't know what

(33:57):
that's about. Like people walking inthe airport. Yeah, like I so
like just I just enjoy whatever's speedthat you're driving or walking and then let
everybody else go around. Or themoving sidewalks at the airport. Yeah,
but the people that stands signs thattell you where to stand, well,
they camp out a cross reach otherto have a conversation. Yeahind my question
on those like if you're standing onthere like that gives me anxiety. It's

(34:21):
too slow. It's too slow.Oh my god, the point of this
is to move, And it's like, are you I'm not lazy, but
are you exactly all right? Sothings you no longer have any patients for?
Eight seven seven forty four? Whathe text us over to two two
nine eight seven people? This isthe show. I know you chimed in

(34:43):
on a bunch of those sea mats, but did we get your officis like
what you have no longer any patientsfor? I've got a new one.
That's sort of the opposite of allthis slow people's stuff is. And I
can't wait for the day that Ican catch someone speeding down the emergence lane.
I seem to see it more andmore. You know, you're in
traffic or slow traffic. Yeah,and there's one douchebag who's who's You know,

(35:07):
my time is more important than everyoneelse's, And I always see them
just a second too late, becauseI would I would take an accident at
this point because I'm that I'm thatover these people. But it happened two
days ago of it, but toolate, I said, I would have.
I would have swerved in taking theaccident. Oh, you would hate

(35:28):
the sea beast there is videos onlinepeople like I don't there be there be
videos online of people, uh justgoing through those emergency lanes and joking about
it, man, this traffic.Yeah, I get await in this five
six two says I'm a teacher,and for me, it's girls who pretend
to be dumb to impress the boys. I mean you probably did it when
you were young, and guys dodumb things to try to impress. Are

(35:51):
you mad because they're hotter than you? Yes? I remember, like you
know, you would do dumb thingslike as a guy that I don't care,
I don't care about anything, likejust be hot. I'll talk to
you. It's easy, Yeah,But to get the attention that doesn't get
the attention, yeah, yeah,speak to them. I guess the idea
be that I'll play dumb so thata boy will come and help me with

(36:12):
something I'm talking from the guys.Guys will do dumb things to get attention
from the girls. Girls will doare play dumb to get attention. The
other way, it's young people.So we're saying completely unnecessary Yeah, Greg
on the text, people who litter, oh my god, and they're plaiting
about it, like you just bebehind somebody in the car and you'll see
like just try to big handful oftrash rout the windows. Lose patients for

(36:34):
them, you should never have hadany that's garbage people as well. They
are the worst made the list apparentlyspeaking of airport people who when they do
have the baggage claim, crowd aroundthe they very lip the ball so so
that way, like, no,not the whole baggage claim is fully spreaded
by people. If you're waiting inthe back like a normal person and your
bag just you have to like shoulderwhat your way through them, as opposed

(36:57):
to just take three steps back whenyou see your bag around right by the
belt or the back losers menace hasto do with parking. I usually go
to a lot of places for somereason that has no parking. But the
people that just sit in their carafter they get in the car and they
know that the place is packed.Yeah, I don't know what they're doing.

(37:20):
This is the Yeah, this isthe time you're gonna like finish that
chapter of that book that you've beenYeah, you're like the organizing receipts.
I know what you're talking about.You realize that the parking lot is packed.
Yeah, and there's cars waiting,but you're just like chilling making phone
call. Yeah, and you're tryingto be patient. You'll wait. I'm
not trying to rush you, like, I'll wait. I'll wait for you
to put your seat on and whateverfor that stuff. But to sit there

(37:44):
for like ten minutes. Here's whatHere's what pisses me off is when you
finally give up, you're like,all right, maybe they're not going anywhere.
And then and then as soon asyou pass they and they're doing that
on purpose, they back out.Yeah, they're absolutely doing that on purpose.
Hate it. Yeah, Well thatyou for the calls and text anything
else you want to add, youcan on the after hours voicemail eight seven

(38:04):
seven forty four Woodie, or continueto send us at tax We'll do like
a little follow up because they're they'recoming in a lot. We got a
lot of them, Navy ghosting culture. They just don't like you. Get
over it. Yeah, yeah,all right, more Woody shows. Next
s t stop messing with. Theshow's funnier than come in. Yeah,

(38:29):
it's the Woodie Show. I thoughtabout you, Greg, Yeah, what
were you doing. Yeah, thereis a woman in the news. It's
like pushing fifty. Okay, shewent missing five days. This is in
Australia, by the house. Whyout in the Australian bushland? Oh wow
bush. Yeah. And she saidthat she survived on nothing but her common

(38:52):
sense, which I question, Yeah, what got her there? What are
you doing out there in the birthand snacks? But all she had for
lollipops and wine. Oh she survivedon lollipops that she had in her car
and a bottle of wine. Allyou need. Yeah, well you need
five bottles for five days. Butyeah, it's could start. She was

(39:13):
taking the hospital treated for dehydration.Oh my god. But otherwise she's okay.
A car broke down. Then shewas driving somewhere and then she hit
this dead end and then she triedturning around and her car got stuck in
the mud. No cell service,So she just hung out by the car
and ate lollipops and drank that bottleof wine. And she said she used

(39:35):
the you know, the heater inthe car to stay warm at knight.
But okay, yeah, good things. She got the bottle of wine open.
Well you'll find cap, you'll finda way. Yeah. So this
this person that I know, theyhave to replace their well, they don't
have to replace, but it's unsightly. Understanding you'll understand Greg talking about like
that whole thing about what's the dumbestthing your kid did? We're asking moms,

(39:59):
Yeah, what's the I miss thingthat your kid did? And they're
replacing their countertop on their island intheir kitchen. It's quartz, which is
the strongest material that you can getfor countertops. Okay, it's chipped in
multiple spots, like along the edge. And they thought it was like,

(40:20):
is this like defective quarts or whatever? No, no, No, turns
out that they're teenagers. They havea son and a daughter have their friends
over and they're popping open bottles ofbeer because they're going and of course the
kids aren't saying anything, and sothey're going through this whole thing about like
there's something wrong with this courtz.It's like the old Steve Martin movie The

(40:43):
Jerk, Right, someone was shootingat the gas station and the cans of
oil were exploding, So we're tryingto kill him, trying to kill him,
but there's something wrong with these cans. Wow, Like shooter is mad
at these cats. The bottles onthe Yeah, so the edge. Yeah,
well you know how you do that? Right? Yeah? No,
I I but like, I'm justthinking how stupid that, right? Yeah,

(41:07):
teenagers not even seven years old ina kitchen. Yeah, you're in
the kitchen. There has to bean everybody knows the countertops are not cheap,
a lot of allowance, and it'sone of the dumbest things I've ever
heard. Me too, Yeah,I'd be so man, I would Yeah,

(41:27):
I would question the intelligence of Mikeya right, yeah, right,
as you should most parents of teensdo. Maybe the countertops better that I
know a guy that opened a beerbottle with his teeth. He tried to
like twist it off and broke theneck of the bottle as his hand was
making that motion to open it,and the bottle sliced his cheek wide open.

(41:47):
He's like, he's like the joker. And then to compound that,
first of all, pound Yeah,you know what I'm saying for a show
nobody asked for. It's not thatI realized it's not Friday. It's a
pretty good fail story. Venice uhhad had an incident? Yes they did.

(42:12):
Yeah, yeah, because you know, he's like he never can sit
still, so he's very rarely athome, which also leads me to wonder
like, why did he Why?Yeah, exactly, I'm beginning to think
that as well. I'm like,I should just run out my place downsize.
But no. The the other day, I was at a hotel and

(42:35):
I forgot my toothpaste. So Iwas like, Okay, I'll just go
down the next morning into the lobbyand I'll buy some toothpaste. So I
go down there early in the morningand I grabbed the dying him off the
shelf and I go to the restsuret and I was like, oh yeah,
I'm like all groggy and stuff.I was like, oh yeah,
I forgot my my toothpaste. Andafter I already paid, the lady said,

(42:58):
oh, you can request and they'llgive it to you. I thought,
yeah, I thought that was kindof weird, But they do that
for basic stuff like toothbrushes, stufflike that. I said it was kind
of weird because she already told methe item, you know, but whatever.
So I go back upstairs and Igive my toothbrush and I put it.

(43:21):
I put it, uh, thestuff on the toothbrush, and I
put it in my mouth, andthen I instantly realized it was not toothpaste.
What did you buy? I lookat it, it's like some anti
itching cream. That's why it wasred and blue the packaging and then there

(43:45):
was a price tag of the label. So she thinks she just had like
a seat you know, recognize thetoothpaste toothpaste brand. I thought it was
like cold Coldgate. I thought itwas Coldgate, but it was like zone
yeahs. And that totally explains whythe woman said, yah, called down.

(44:09):
But in the meantime, joy,Okay, that's awesome, dude.
It was so bad it sounds awesome. Yeah, I mean it's a great
story. The great news is yourguns done? It? I know at
all? No itchy guns? Yeah, we all know how easy? What
an easy bar for you are?Like? You know? Actually so that

(44:30):
yeah his preferred barfing? I know, I love it. And then I
had it was it was gross.What's the flavor of so? I know?
So you know, just like chemical, just like chemical taste. Did
it burn? It did not burn. It did not burn by instantly.
Was it like it was white?It was white. It looked like toothpase

(44:52):
it like the tube. Everything lookedlike do you have some mouthwashed to break?
You know how to call and getthe toothpase in the mouth washed into
my room, and then I finallygot the taste of my mouth. But
what even got worse was like laterthat day I had beard dye with me
as well, so I dyed mybeard. Yeah, I got some of

(45:15):
that in my mouth too. I'mlike, I'm gonna die today following it.
No, but it just it justgets up in there. And then
next thing I know, I'm Tayloranti ice cream and Beard. I thought
you brushed that stuff and you do, you do too, but you know

(45:35):
a little whisker hangs into your mouth, yeah, joined beard. Yeah,
I had to I need something today. But you know it's actually that works
pretty well. Have you seen that? Just for men? Makes like a
touch up thing now, a littlecalm thing. Yeah, it looks it
looks like I heard of the chicksuse for their eyes. Oh really that
brush what's that called mascarascar? Yeah, And it's like pre load and you

(46:00):
just brush it on. Well,it comes like it looks like a little
like a makeup tube kind of thing, and you take it out and it's
got that little brush on the endand you can just touch up. If
there's like a little area or whatever. Now here's the thing you gotta wait
for for five minutes far to dry. Okay, it's it's instantly the color,
but like you gotta wait for fiveminutes for it to dry. But

(46:21):
then when you touch it, ithas this weird texture to it, like
you won't come off in your clothes. You can get your hands wet and
rub your face or whatever and it'snot gonna come off. You have to
soap. You have to soap forshampoo or whatever to get it out.
Yeah, but it feels super weird, like crusty. You know, it
looks fine. In fact, Iused it before we met up at Sea

(46:45):
Bass's place just for like the edgesup here, because it was like it
was looking weird. Someone look goodphotos and the pooping shit exactly. Yeah,
while we were going to a nicecocktail gathering, right, and it
was the first time I'd ever triedthat stuff. So it works really well,
like in a pinch if you neededfor like that one night or whatever.
But otherwise I'm glad you joined dive. Yeah that is next time,

(47:07):
don't drink it. One of myfavorite stories. Ef I doesn't taste great.
I always do that too. Igo to the store and I get
so excited to buy whatever Ben andJerry's ice cream. I get home,
I start eating up. What thehell it's like, non fat, non
dairy yogurt. It's Ben. Ialways do that, grab the Benny garrets.

(47:28):
Yeah. So if you forget items, call the lobby for this.
Yeah, for toothpaste. Yeah,they might have it for free. What
about those stories that you see everyonce in a while where like some woman
or whoever ends up in the hospitalbecause they're going to get like what they
think are like the eye drops orwhatever. It's like super glue and they

(47:49):
drop it into their eye. Dumbasses. There's a label you might want to
read. Yeah, and why wouldthat be in like your bathroom or your
medicine cabinet whatever? Yeah? True? Would that beople do toiletrys? Why
is that not in your junk drum? Yeah? Speaking of hotels, though,
remember how menace you at your house? You have one of those what
do you call them luggage holders?I guess you'd call it, yeah,
a little stamp. Yeah. Theyfold and you put them down you can

(48:13):
just lay your suitcase. I boughtfour of them just recently when you first
told me that, and I sawit at your house. I thought I
didn't know in my bag words whereI didn't know civilians could buy these.
And I was so jealous because Ithought pavilions. I thought you stole it
from a hotel one of that forhis guest quarters. I do, and
I still want one. But theones I look at look kind of lame.

(48:35):
So I'm still on the hunt.You haven't got yet. Not yet
I found the perfect one. Ihaven't found the perfect one with decourse.
I would like one maybe with leatherstraps, maybe instead of those nylon ones.
I think it would look nicer.But I had just yesterday had another
incident where I thought I didn't knowcivilians could have these things, and now
we have one. We needed anew printer because we realized in life,

(48:58):
civilians can have a person. Ihave to print a lot. So Mario
went out and bought this printer andit has a copier on top. Are
you serious? I'm like, wait, you need to know that was the
thing where I knew. I knewfifteen years I knew it was a thing.
I didn't know people had them intheir home. Yea, it's like

(49:19):
a three and one's it's a printer, scanner, and copy exactly. And
I thought, I've seen these atrillion times, and let me finish in
offices. I didn't think. Ididn't think you got him for your home
and I so then he hooks itup. I bought a printer in the
last thirty years. Yeah, notin probably fifteen years, I'd say,
because we didn't. We were soeighties. Every time we needed something printed,

(49:42):
we would go somewhere to a store. No, I get it,
but I think those are for offices, much like I think luggage holders are
for hotels. I found a luggagetrack with tan leather straps. Oh,
oh that's nice. That's nice.Then so he hooks it up and he
calls me into the room to testit out, to see that my phone
can print. And I said,whoa, whoa, whoa slowed down.

(50:04):
Wait a minute, is that acopier on? Like we have a copier
now? Oh my god? Doyou have a need to make companies?
I sure don't. Did I copywhat I just printed? You know it?
And I just saw something recently thatmentioned like how few people actually still

(50:24):
have printers. Yeah, at home, we had one in the closet that
was not hooked up. And Ithink it's out of the owners like everything
else. Old closet. Yeah,I had a Yeah, I had to
buy one, but I never useit. But do you have a copier?
It does. Yes. I wasexcited about because we had a printer.

(50:46):
We use it like kids, youknow, stuff has to get printed
out and sign it and send itback to the school or whatever. But
it was it was getting too slow, and I was tired of replacing the
stupid ink cartridges which have to replaceyes, five copies and jetter whatever.
So I went out and I boughta laser printer, like a high speed

(51:07):
one like you'd see, like wehave in our office. I bought one
of those for the house. Thatwas fun. Wait, it was a
cool person the size of the one. It's pretty big, and it prints
in color. It doesn't it's awesome. Yeah, I have it like my
little home studio set up area.It's out of the way. It's like
sit in the middle of the livingOurs is like the one in the office.
It's yeah. Now, I don'twant to like really blow your mind,

(51:30):
Greg, because I don't want yourbrain to explode, but you might
be able to print straight from yourphone to your printer. That's what I
did. That's what that's what Idid. And then I took that print
out and made a copy of it. You just print to just to do
it. I knew I could justprint to to use the function. But
I have a copier. Guy.If you have any hit, if you

(51:51):
have any copy needs, just comeover. It's your boy. Well obviously
I'm doing the show. Shout out, so y'all needs a Hadi wood.
He's had your Rady, had yourGreg and had your minutes because they killed
around here. So you can runto tell that. Oh boy boy.

(52:12):
So there's somebody in this room whopotentially is being catfish. So there's another
person in this room who injured themselvesin a really stupid way. Anybody want
to take guests as to who iswho the catfish? Greg? Greg?
That would be he's open to aromantic daily. Yeah, I know the
answer. Okay, so Sammy's beingcatfish, Sammy, Sammy with a catfish

(52:39):
injury menace, I'm gonna go yeah. Uh, Well with the person who
is being catfish, please reveal themselves. Here's me, Sammy. What's up.

(53:00):
Julian Edelman, Oh yeah, JulianTom Brady from Boston, Now I
gotta I got a d M fromlet's just call her Lindsey, and it
said, oh hey, how's itgoing. Long time? No see I
miss you? Okay? And Ilooked at the profile and it wasn't just
relatively new profile, but it didhave a bunch of it wasn't like just

(53:22):
created. It had you know,a little bit of a several month history
behind it. Just normal stuff,nothing involving you know, everyday life stuff,
nothing special. Uh, And thethe profile picks pretty hot, so
I was like, h I willI will entertain this. And then she
goes, don't you remember me?We did? And then she sends me
a bunch of emojis drinks partying moji's, don't you remember we? Then some

(53:45):
giffs of like somebody taking their shirtoff, and you know, late was
that a jiff of what's her faceleaning down in bed all satisfied? And
I was like, oh, okay, maybe it's some Slam former slam right,
sure, I can't remember them?All right, oh exactly exactly.
I was like, Okay, probablythis happened, This happens a lot,
no big deal. So I said, let's do it again. And then
she back and forth. She's like, okay, absolutely, don't you remember

(54:07):
me? I was like, uh, hey, when people do that exactly,
don't you remember? Like, canyou clearly not by this game?
Right? Give me something specific?Yeah? And so I hate that.
Guess what? Yeah? No,guess no. It's very very sexually explicit
talking about how delicious her taco is. Now I remember you, yeah,

(54:30):
oh taco girl. Okay, andyou know, so I'm like, uh,
just whatever, send me a picture. She's like, here's my number.
Call me. No, I'm notgiving some randoo catfish or a phone.
Just go spend thirty dollars. Youcan, you can hide the number.

(54:50):
Just call from my office. Phonecall from my office, I never
use it, call from our bosses, phone call from Kevin's phone. Yeah
all right, man, So I'llsend you this number right now. Actually,
we investigate the other part of theother person who's hurting themselves on the
show. You can. Yes,I thought, for like one of your
projects, you would have just followedit all the way just to see where
it would go. That's the thing. And then once they started asking for

(55:12):
you know, like, hey,don't you remember you gave me your so
security number? What was that again? But yes, the thing is I
don't. I was like, maybeif I was a younger man, I
would have done that, but likethis, like, are we bagging or
not? Come on, let's getlet's get to it with the games,
get to the good stuff, getto the slamming call from whatever phone you

(55:34):
want. I don't care. Yeah, I'll be ready. Go ahead,
yeah, go see. Do youknow what your part is going to be?
Menace by the way, Yeah,yeah, by the way, menace
is not the person who hurt himself. Okay, okay, so yeah,
we're not project for the story.Yes, so with the person who hurt
themselves in a really dumb way,please reveal themselves. I'm currently in Jewel

(55:58):
MoMA, I know, and sobasically, so we get some texts sometimes
maybe I need a new show towatch. What are you watching? And
the answer to that is nothing,because I'm watching like shows I already like,
like Yellow Jackets Ted Lasso. Butbasically, since when Hogwarts Legacy came
out, all I'm doing is gaming, gaming, gaming, gaming, gaming.

(56:21):
I played Hogwarts Legacy through four timesto one hundred percent in each house
and now I'm playing just like StarWars, which I put it on like
super Baby mode, and so nowI can get through the game. I
can't. I can't get through iton like normal mode. It's on you
can't get it on adult mode.Child Price my first game mode. And

(56:43):
so now so I'm playing it alot more because now I can get through
it and it's more fun, youknow, I can kill things, and
so it's better. But all ofa sudden, I have bad pain in
my forearm repetited. It's a repetitivestrain getting like a tennis elbow from like

(57:04):
a tennis elbow, like a carbonwith a carbal tunnel kind of because of
too much repetitive And so you know, I'm reading up about it, reading
up on like some exercises I cando it, says the elderly are most
commonly. So like there's just painin my right arm, just kind of

(57:25):
starting a little above my wrist upto my elbow, and it's just kind
of like one of those things likebowlers have. It's like one of those
like A and B and X andy so much pulling triggers. Oh my
god, I wonder if that's beena thing, you know, for doctors.
Have doctors seen an uptick in peoplecoming in with gaming, and you

(57:50):
know people seeing these computers like NonStopeither. Yeah, like I know,
uh like carbal tunnel for mouse clickingright, and you know you see stories
about that. Everyone's what I'm saying, but just for gaming. Yeah,
isn't there an increase in people withbad posture and neck problems because they're always
looking down at their phones? Yeah? Probably? Oh rave, Yes,

(58:12):
I was of repetitive strength. Iwas reading something about like because my sleep
position is something called it's a it'scalled car crash victim or something like that,
car crash victim. Yeah, soyou're kind of laying The way I
lay in bed is I'm more onmy side, but my arms are like
up above me almost, like myone arm's on my side. Like if
I lay on my left side,for example, my one arm is up

(58:34):
there's a pillow, Like my myarm is on the bed, followed by
a pillow followed by my head.So I'm laying on my arm with a
pillow in between, and then Ihave my leg that's over the top and
it's laying on my left side,my right leg like almost I got a
figure four position, you know,on my side, And they say that
is the absolute worst position that youcould be sleeping in, and I guess

(58:57):
a lot of people sleep that way. And they're, you know, they're
they're talking about how, first ofall, your necks twisted. Not to
mention your lower back is like ina weird position, because not only is
it's not like straight, keep yourshoulder like above your They didn't say anything
about that, but they did saythat you are you're opening yourself up to
like posture neck and I'm thinking,like, yeah, I have terrible posture.

(59:22):
I have you know, I haveneck pain, you know, pretty
consistently. And then all the otherthing that sucks about that position, although
it's the only position I can fallasleep in, which that's what blows is
that your arm completely goes, ofcourse dead every once in a while,
yeah, every every once in awhile, but like not as much as

(59:42):
you used to. I don't knowwhat changed, or maybe maybe all the
nerves are dead. They do makespecial pillows for that. But like where
you like thread your arm through ahole, cool, I'll thread a whole.
I did see playing that game.I would like to report back that
and maybe I watched it at ahorrible point in the game. It was
just like animal crossing. All shedid, whatever character she was was run

(01:00:06):
around do nothing. And then atone point she kind of climbed a wall.
And then once she got to thetop of that wall, she was
on a platform and she ran around. Wait, so she had you over
her house and she sat there andplayed games. Well it was old we
had like we were heading off tosea masks, all right, what a
nice host. And then she turnsaround out play and then looked down at
this thing and then turned around rananother way. I'm like, that's how.

(01:00:29):
That's what When I was watching thatstupid Harry Potter gameplay, that's all
they were doing. He's he ranthrough a hall, talk to a person.
Yeah, looked around a bunch,ran around some more. There was
no fighting, There was no actualworld stuff, literally an open world.
I mean look at like remember likeSimCity, all the SIMS games. What
happened to that farmville? Like,what are you doing on that? Well,

(01:00:49):
it's all kind of the same,dumb You can't have like sex on
it now. Oh good, Ithink that's why people like it. Why
did you get her menaces back?I am so you called the number.
I called the number. Unfortunately theydid not pick up, but they did
have an answering machine lady lady voice, and then so I left this message.
Please record your message. When youfinished recording, you may hang up

(01:01:10):
or press one for more often.Yo, what's popping? It's Sea Bass?
You've been hitting me on d M. I want to see what's up?
You know, if you want toslam or not? You feel me?
Let's get it cracking, boy,you know what time it is?
All right? All right? Willget a voicemail. Maybe not no,

(01:01:36):
like she will receive that message andmaybe she'll hit you up, be like,
oh I remember Sea Bass talking likethat. Cla Yeah, what if
it is legit? They just gotthis? Wow you what happened to you?
He's like one of those Yeah yeah, boy, good luck with that.
I'll keep us updated on the onthe cat finishing Sea Bass. Yeah,

(01:01:58):
I have a I have a theorywho it might be. But she
doesn't act like this, like Idon't see I don't tell people it's funny
because you don't talk like that,So you're both confused. Maybe mamate in
Heaven. Yeah, and then Raby. Somebody said they're a massage therapists.
You just need some good deep tissueon your forearms. Yeah, and stretching
you'll be painfree within the day.It's not too off. Stuff like that

(01:02:19):
is nerve a lot of time.It is carple tunnel stuff inflammation. Yeah,
somebody said, just get a braceand keep pushing through. More woody
shows next the show lot. Ohyeah, dude, this is the woody

(01:02:44):
show all right. So interview Roulette, we're not a guest heavy show.
You prefer there's plenty of stuff tochop it up and talk about, but
basically having infomercials for stuff we're notinterested. Now, if it's somebody that
we're for a project that we're reallyinterested in, we'll sure we'll have that
person on, or somebody that we'refriends with. But you know, Kevin

(01:03:04):
Smith or Joe coy or there's agood five or six guys out there McKee
five or six. Yeah, theother ones that we are interested in would
never come on a local right.I'm not good about that early now,
Yeah, exactly what. Anyway,we get pitched on plenty of guests though,
in fact, there's a whole servicelike it's all they do is they
pitched guests all the time. Wealways felt so bad for saying no until

(01:03:25):
we turn it into oh wait tohave guests on and this is an interview
roulette. And so the way itworks is we assign somebody to do the
interview, but they don't get towrite or ask their own questions. We
write the questions. Everybody else besidesthe person actually doing the interview, writes
the questions. And the job ofthe person doing the interview is try to
make it work. Make it work, honey, Try to keep them on

(01:03:45):
the phone, try to keep themon the line so they don't hang up
or bail on the interview. Andso this time it's menace once again with
the interviewer. We lett responsibilities andit's a perfect interview for menute. Yeah,
it's The headline was the French bulldognow the number one dog breed,
most popular dog reading in the US. And so there's this guy whose name

(01:04:09):
comes up when you search French bulldogsand he's a doctor, a veterinary doctor
Dan O'Neill. He works at theRoyal Veterinary College in London. Clout chaser.
Yeah, and he's actually written ahuge book which we did buy.
So don't don't feel too bad fordoctor Dan. We did. And this
is a significant buy. This islike a it's elaborate, it's three hundred

(01:04:29):
something pages, and it's not apamphlet that people put in the agent.
This is like, yes, thisis a book you would give to a
doctor or a vet clinic about howto deal. So a lot of like
research, a lot of research,a lot of graphs, a lot of
you know, in anatomy, butthis is for vets sources. I mean,
he puts cool pictures in it,fun read. And so doctor Dan

(01:04:49):
and he's again he's been doing thisfor thirty years. He knows more about
flat faced dogs. As he says, there's a special title on that book.
It's called They're called brad heycephalic dog, which is Greek for flat face
or short face. And so hetalks about all the health problems they have.
He's very nice about it, buthe says, hey, guys and
girls, you're we're making a lotof problems with these dogs. So perfect

(01:05:12):
for Menace, who has two ofthese dogs. So that's where we start
with doctor Dan O'Neill, and Menaceis talking about his book. Here I'm
here with doctor Dan O'Neill who hasa book it's the Health and Welfare of
now can you help me with thepronunciation of this. This is bacterial simplotic.
So this is racky cephalic and it'sGreek. Racky means short and cephalic

(01:05:35):
means head, so literally it's shortheaded. Or in the UK we call
them flat faced breeds. Yeah,didn't he also mess up the word pronunciation
pronouncing? Yeah, pronouncing pronouncing.I believe that's teal simplotic. What who

(01:05:57):
know what? So we're off toa strong star with the title of the
book. Let's go to some ofthe questions that we the rest of the
crew. All right, here wego, Question number one interview Roulette.
If humans didn't breed French bulldogs withturkey basers and stuff, would they just
like go extinct like the dinosaurs,or will the or like the flintstones?

(01:06:23):
I didn't I don't even remember whatwas the whole question, or like the
flint stone? It was like thedinosaur. It's like first questions. So
between the title the book and nowthis voice dinosaurs or like the flint stones
or like the or like the becauseit makes no sense how the flintstones didn't

(01:06:44):
go the extinct. That's the point, Okay, I wasn't getting you being
literal. Yeah, all right,let's see what he said. Or will
the or like the flintstones. Ireally liked that question, a lovely question.
It's not that French wood dogs needto go extinct, it's that they
don't exist in the first place.We're just calling these dogs French bulldogs.

(01:07:06):
We could cause something that was healthiera French bull dog. So it's not
they need to go extinct like theflintstones just understood, or health that need
to evolve for their health. Andwhat he's saying there is that, yeah,
French bulldogs will be gone in tenyears if we didn't keep making them,
but if we bred them with morehealthy traits. Because they can't breed

(01:07:28):
on their own right exactly, theyhave to be made in a lab.
He's very nice about it. I'mlike, maybe and myself, who are
calling the monsters very sweet? Manypeople are Frankenstanimi's dogs in a lab somewhere
and yeah, popping them out topeople who want it for Instagram. That's
just how guns. We as somequestions about that too, All right,
interview roulettes in the UK. Youall have banned certain breeds like the pibull.

(01:07:50):
Do you think the French bulldog willget banned if they started eating babies
too? Question? Yeah, alidquestion. UK is one of the one
of the countries where pit bulls havebeen banned for thirty years because they don't
want dangerous they're missing out monsters eatingtheir kids. Yeah. Now what if
you're busted you have one? Oh, there's all kinds of fines and stuff.

(01:08:12):
Yeah. I did take the dogaway London. Yeah, the towers.
Yeah, you know, I walkthe plank. Yeah. Do you
think the French bulldog will get bannedif they started eating babies too? Well,
the French foot dogs won't eat babies. A lot of those dogs,
the POGs, the bulldogs and theFrench bulldogs because of their facial structure,

(01:08:34):
they can't really open their mouths thatwide anyway, and they haven't got long
joels, so they actually are thegreeds that won't eat babies. And a
lot of the French go dogs havebeautiful temperaments as well. This guy,
he rolls with it. He getsjokes, that doesn't he says. He
says like, yeah, Irish,I believe in his origin. Yeah,

(01:08:58):
very nice, all right, interviewer. Let we have Menace talking to doctor
O'Neil, who's a French bulldog orflat faced dog expert experts. My coworker
Ravey says that French bulldogs are uglyand prone to all these health problems.
But I'm prone to health problems too, like having a hard time walking upstairs.
I can't even go nine minutes withouteating. Why is Raby such a

(01:09:20):
hater? Question? You like that? You know at the end, you
know, which leads me to believethat Greg wrote that, I like questions
that it's without eating? Why isRavey such a hater? You know,
you know, you know, yeah, why is Ravey such a hater?

(01:09:46):
You know? The old thing isit's not a hater. That advice that
you'll be giving is actually correct,as in, these dogs do have all
these issues, but they were alsodogs intrinsically lovely dogs. Yes see,
doctor Dan, he's he's giving youthe medicine with this big spoonful of sugar.
He's telling you, hey, weneed to stop breeding pugs and French

(01:10:08):
bulldogs. It's terrible for them.But he's but they're sweet. I know
why you love them. I getit, but we got to stop doing
that, my babies. Let's stopdoing if you actually cared about the dogs
at all, right, Like youwouldn't support it, right right, Yeah,
but you don't care about the dogs. You care about the Instagram likes,
which is what the next question addresses. Let's say if Lady Gaga decides
that English settlers are way better thanFrench bulldogs, do you think the brainless

(01:10:30):
followers out there will kick their Frenchsheies to the curb. The history sense
that that's largely what's happening, thatpeople are following what's popular and social media.
Yeah, but I've been I've beenI've been down with French sheees for
like twenty years. Maybe I'm justa trendslorter and I'm one of the people
that you hate. Well, nobodyhates you, and everyone who has these

(01:10:51):
dogs loves the dogs. That's thewhole point. Yeah. Well, doctor
Dan's like, yeah, this isnot fad, this is a trend.
Or Jack asked, I like,doctor d just explaining it. Men is
like, no, that is theway it is. I've been down with
what about English settlers? Settlers,the settlers twenty years, this country,

(01:11:13):
the colonies maybe seventeen, I don'tknow. I've been busting about them for
long and we worked together for anumber of yeahs and heard one thing when
we first started, I would postabout French. He's been about it.
He's been about it. I've beenabout it, been about abusing animals.
Yeah, I've been no, no, no, I got I got received,

(01:11:36):
doctor Dan. Doctor, I don'tcare if you've been researching this for
thirty years. Yeah, I've beendown with it. You take your charts
and you shove up your ass,your butts, that's right, the Irish
bitch. Yeah. Interview Roulette Manis talking to doctor Dan O'Neill, a
flat faced French bulldog expert. Howcan you tell if a frenchie breeder is

(01:11:58):
reliable because it's seems like any brainlessidiot can get into the game. And
darn is the other issue. Assoon as they become popular, everyone jumps
on board, even the words you'vedecided breeder. Right, Most of the
woms on the popular breeds aren't treatingbreeders in the sense of somebody actively trying
to breed a healthy dog. They'refarmers. They're just producing the commodity for

(01:12:18):
the markersting. Doctor Dan. Herolls with the punches facts. He sounds
all fancy, so friendly, yewant to go with him? Yeah,
so medicine. Has this changed youryour outlook or the Yeah I've been being

(01:12:39):
about I've been about that life.Yeah. Well we have the album.
We've learned a lot so far.Now menas had a lot of problems introing
Doctor Dan. Oh, so herehe is. That's right. When we
do these, we have all theraw audio, which we don't like.
When Menace has to record a commercialor something, I think he pays off
people very he does it at homeand himself. There's no evidence. So

(01:13:00):
this is the outro. This isdoctor he's reading Doctor Dan. I'll tell
you what to Doctor Dan's like hisbio on his website. Okay, Doctor
Dan O'Neill, Associate Professor Companion AnimalEpidemiology at the Royal Veterinary College at the
University of London. So that's okay, and that it is supposed to say
that. Let's see, it's beena lovely time talking to you. I'm
talking to Dan O'Neil. He's Associateprofessor with campaign Sorry with campaigns. Sorry,

(01:13:29):
been a long day with Companion andalways yeah, well you guys use
it. It's okay. But whenI do it, you guys jump on
me. I can't read like Icould say the word companion no matter what
time. It would be one thinglike if Sea Bass had said that,
because normally he would just rifle throughtwenty seven radio. Stay yeah, uh

(01:13:50):
huh as a mess, go toOh it's been a long day. It
has sorry, been a long daywith companion animals. Oh, let me
restart that one, all right,Associate professor with companion Animals and imp let's
just say I'm sorry, let's sayanimal flat faced dogs? How about that?

(01:14:15):
What do you want me to doit? Yes, go for it.
Thank you very much everybody. Thisis being doctor Dan O'Neill, professor
of Companion Animal Epidemiology within the COMPASSProgram at the Royal Victory College in London,
having a lovely discussion about gorgeous Frenchbull dogs. You nailed it,
Dan, this, Yeah, doyou need to do it? I got

(01:14:48):
all day. He's already heard me, so he's like, okay, I
know where this is going. Youmight charitable folding. I'm going to die
of all day. Yeah, sheis from a wish. Yeah, simplodic

(01:15:12):
it's the Woody Show. Their diarrhea, guess the Woodie Show. So the
question how did Raving get annoyed byher neighbor? All she said is that
she got annoyed by her neighbor andthen tells the story. She says,
uncharacteristic. Right, there's so manythings that annoy ravings ruled out a lot

(01:15:38):
of stuff. Yeah, clicking,popping, gum, smells, smell again,
breathing, breathing, chuck, gloryhe has. Yeah. So we
asked you on the text to textover like what your guess is nobody has
being in their sight line. Thatwas somebody said, Raby got mad because

(01:15:58):
the neighbor parked in the parking spacein front of her place. I did
not like. What she says iswe'll never guess it. And so all
the guesses we got are characteristic,not un characteristic. So I'm thinking maybe
the neighbor actually did something nice forher and she's annoyed by that and something
that is a guess on the text, I'm not correct because somebody was walking

(01:16:21):
their cat in a stroller. See, that would be uncharacteristic. That would
be very uncharacteristic. That would rule. But annoyed by the Braby's neighbor learned
the bagpipe, so she heard themwatching porn characteristic. That one neighbor came
back for his gun. Oh yes, I did tell that story about the

(01:16:42):
epic fight next door and he saidhe'll be back for his gun when they
repulled the house, and she waswondering whether she should have called the cops
on that. Yeah, but thatthey have not. He hasn't been back.
As far as I know, therehasn't been any fight that I've heard
any any other guesses around the roombecause all can think of it my brain
and stuff that I know would Annoyer. The only guess I had was along

(01:17:05):
the lines of somebody that's not characteristic, would be like a neighbor had too
many fill in the blank. Idon't know what you like oranges or not
vegetables and they gave them to you. Yeah, but we ruled out they
did something nice, So it's definitelynot that. Okay, I am not

(01:17:27):
hesitant to be cranky with you guys. I'm a cranky person, and I
get crankier as I get older,But up until this point, I haven't
really been cranky with the general public. But like recently, what there was
that one woman in the stairwell whowas wearing too much perfume, and as
she walked by me, I wentJesus Christ, like out loud, just

(01:17:49):
like yeah, because it was solike, more and more of that kind
of stuff is happening. Yeah,just reacting to things, you know,
and not holding my tongue or anythinglike that. So in my neighborhood,
there's this house on the corner thatdoesn't really fit into the neighborhood. It's
a really big house and it wrapsaround the corner. You did like a

(01:18:11):
rebuild, yeah, yeah, Sothey bought the lot and so the house,
you know, new construction, doesn'tlook like anything, don't they It's
a mansion in like it has,but it has a really teeny tiny garage
and a really teeny tiny backyard.It's super weird. They used up like
every inch of the land to puthouse on, except you know, out
by the curb and where it goesaround the curb onto my street. So

(01:18:35):
I walk in my neighborhood, Iride my bike in my neighborhood. And
so one day this house is goingto have landscaping done and I'm like,
oh good, They're finally going tomake this appeal for this big, giant
house that has no appeal, right, and so when they finished what they

(01:18:55):
did, it's really even hard todescribe, like put like hard sand in
there, hard sand, so it'slike it really looks like sand. Yeah,
but it's like hard as a rock, like and there's various like some
plants in there, but just likedrought sporadic, like the drought tolerant and

(01:19:21):
so decomposed granite. Yeah, maybeit's decomposed maybee gravel or coarse sand,
but it's kind of almost like ahard pack there you go, it's a
very hard pack. Right, itlooks like ish to the point where I
have noticed how much it looks likeish. It does look like a crappy
dirt road. Yeah, it sucks. So that's how much it sucks that

(01:19:45):
I've noticed it because I'm not usuallyI'm a renter. I don't care what
people are doing with their yards,you know, I don't mind. But
this really sucks now. So yeah, so people use this like in a
drought tolerant landscape. It's not lookgood. Yeah, so here is this
kind of what it Yes, Okay, yeah I've seen that. We got
yeah, a couple of people myname, but it's not well done.

(01:20:12):
The plants don't seem to be placedwith any rhyme or reason. There's not
many of them either. It's mostlythis fake concrete sand. Yeah. Yeah,
so this house still has trees andother things, so the concrete sand
gets dirty. So we have thestreet cleaner that comes around every Friday.

(01:20:35):
And as you say, Greg,street cleaners do nothing. It just swirls
garbage. So basically what the homeownerdoes every Saturday, the day after street
cleaning is brings his leaf blower outand blows all the garbage from the sandy
rock thing right into the street.And it is a ton of it.

(01:20:58):
And all I can remember is whatwhen he was taking his walks, there
was that really unsightly area and youcleaned it up right, yep, I'm
full of what leaves and weeds andstuff. Yeah, it was like needles
from a pine tree, like apine tree kind of thing. And it
was I mean covered by like acouple inches worth all over the sidewalk,
so even like the slightest bit ofmoisture, super slippery. It was awkward

(01:21:21):
to walk on. And clearly it'sa general area, so it doesn't belong
to any particular property, but youwould think, like you know, whoever's
doing the hoa landscaping stuff at somepoint taking care of it. But no,
no, nobody takes it. Andhis blower came and took care of
that. And I still have anarea in my neighborhood that I'm dying to

(01:21:43):
do that, but it's nowhere nearmy house. Yeah, so what'd you
do? So I catch him ona Saturday in the process blowing all this
off. The streets have just beencleaned. It is the longest possible point
before the streets are going to becleaned again. So there's me coming around
the corner with mister leaf blower,and I'm like, why do she just
put that anywhere? My referring toall the street exactly. I was surprised

(01:22:09):
that it came out of my mouth. But and he looked at me and
just like what. I'm like,look you guy, I said, you're
crapping up the whole the whole neighborhood. Does he understand what you're even talking
about? You didn't catch him onthe way back from the store. He's

(01:22:30):
he's doing what she's complaining the wholeneighborhood. He's like, nobody cares.
It's not a big deal, Likeit is a big deal sightly, And
I said, I never pick upon anything. That's how that's how awful
is it? So I guess hishe was in shock. Really, what
should I do with all the leavesin my on my stupid yeah? And

(01:22:51):
this crazy woman. Well, andthen I said, everybody around here,
nobody does their own lawn or anythinglike that. They all have gardeners and
everybody come in and do it.And yet there they don't blow anything into
the street. They managed to packit all up and put it in your
you know, disposal bin, yourgarden clipping's bin to be taken out with

(01:23:14):
the trash. I'm like, justgather it up and put it in your
bin. Usually you think he wouldblow it onto the street and then break
it up. It just leaves it. Oh yeah, because once it's not
in his property, he didn't careon the street, the street it is
unsightly. So we have this exchangeand I'm kind of like I said,
I'm surprised that my that I evenbrought it up, huh. And he's

(01:23:39):
like, you just let me dowhat I do, yeah, because i
mean, can you tell them,you know what day of the streets we
ever people come around yes, Friday, Every Friday Friday between eight and ten.
All right, time to do itlike Thursday night, I said,
I said, can't you do it? I don't have time in my schedule.
I've heard this is a five minutething. Yeah, all you're doing

(01:24:00):
is blowing? Right, nothing,That's where it ended. I said,
all you're doing is blowing. Haveyou seen this person since? What's the
energy? Like? Yeah? Isthere any Is there any? Back?
Like a head nod of acknowledgment.We have not run into each other.
So okay, and I've been walkingthat corner waiting is he blowing again?

(01:24:20):
But he has not changed his behavior. He's still blowing. Yeah, here's
what I suggest, ravy, Okay, hire somebody who perhaps doesn't care about
life in general bass to show upon Saturday with a you know, push
broom and a trash fan. Soif this guy's done, he's out the
street, gets it all and guesswhere it's going. Right back, you

(01:24:43):
can say, I don't know thatguy's are weirdough, I've never seen that
person before in my life. Helooks homeschool though, what do he look
like holding? So while the crankinessis not out of character, what I
was cranky about absolutely legally out ofcare and now you get it, now

(01:25:04):
you now you understand us, AndI'm so happy to hear this netork.
Can she give us some kind ofcrap about my thoughts. We're pulling weeds
at an intersection off the sidewalk aroundthe corner. When I walk the dog,
I pick up random garbage everywhere.I hate having a messy neighborhood.

(01:25:25):
My thought when I got home was, oh God, I owe whatdd an
apology? You do many things,for many things. Let's start here for
this. Start here. This isfine and I'll accept it. Sure,
I apologize, But now you starteda neighbor beef with no resolution. Is
she's a renter, she doesn't care, and I gave her an out.
You know this is this is youknow this is this is a Raby's little

(01:25:46):
version of card Narks. Is heshe has a legitimate beef, and he
has excuses that don't apply to thesituation, right, And when you confront
him with these excuses, he justsays, well, it just blows stuff
into the street and they now consequences. Yeah, I mean I took care
of the homeless person in front ofher house, so it's your turn.
Well, he offered five six twosays most of these have code requirements that

(01:26:10):
restrict leaf blowers expelling materials past theproperty line boundary. That's all well and
good, but they never even know. I would letters. Yeah, nowadays
shoplifting is legal. Greg wrote like, was it a handwritten letter? No,
it was an email. He wrote, like this big thought out,
you know, Greg style type thing. You know, very you know exactly
what's going on, intelligence sounding,not a few and blow. He wrote

(01:26:33):
a very nice email. I mighthave it somewhere, yeah, and it
just went nowhere. They don't care. They don't care. They did pull
some weeds at my urging one time, and that was it. Text air
Raby's hitting that peak, get offmy lawna energy. I really, That's
what I'm saying, Yard arts exactly. It shouldn't be viewed as a negative.

(01:26:56):
I wish I would have said that. You know, we're living in
a society. We'll be right back. This clue Theodie shows in a second.
When I was a kid in theeighties, they gassed all the kids,
gassed all the kids. I nevergot gassed as a kid. I
think that's another piece of the men'sbuzzle a kid, all right, Welcome

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back everybody. Dude. I understandlike one to save a buck, but
there's just certain things I just thinkyou don't cut corners on, like medical
stuff, surgeries, you know whatI mean. No go to Mexico,
dude. Yeah, if you everreally need a lawyer, you know,
find yourself a good lawyer, youknow, not one on the bus alter,

(01:27:46):
you know. But man, peoplewill do anything. Police in Connecticut
they arrested this guy. His nameis Hugo Morales de Lima, and he
was running this illegal dental practice outof a hotel l room right there at
the Lakina. Yeah, so theywere they were tipped off about it,
and according to the police report,they showed up and they found quote an

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impromptu operating set up with dental drills, suction machines, and a portable X
ray machine at the Lakinta, Okay, along with the bottles of a Marxist
cell and and other medications. Andwhile they're talking to the illegal dentist guy,
here comes some dude walking out ofthe bathroom. He's got gauze in
his mouth. He had just hada dental procedure done. Wow, right

(01:28:31):
there in the hotel, Like theguy shows up like, oh yeah,
so you can you can do theCrown Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll
do the Root Canal too. Okay, cool room two o six at the
Lakina. I'll be there. Hugoarrested charge with practicing dentistry without a license
in illegal sales prescription drugs, likea couple of things. How do you

(01:28:53):
like market and get I think that'sthat's got to be a word of mouth
thing, right yeah, literally camein, tell your tell your friends.
They can say how did like otheruh, like people in the hotel not
hear it? You kicked back somemoney to the manager. Yeah, like
the drills, you would think theywould hear him through the walls, right

(01:29:15):
yeah, But I mean how manneyto the manager so that when people can
play and the manager says, oh, okay, here's some of my dentist
money. But also you got tofigure like it's in the middle of the
day. Yeah, you know,so like who's at their hotel if you're
if you're in town, Like thinkabout how many times you've been at a
hotel and you've been kicking it inthe room in the middle of the day.
Now, if he was doing thatdrilling at night or whatever. But
when you're at the looking, tellyou don't want to leave your room.

(01:29:36):
Oh yeah, true, very nice, scratchy. It seemed like wheeling in
the X Ray show. I didstay out of looking at the ones that
I found a dog turned in myroom. The Doctor Daycare operates at no

(01:29:58):
party log a wood Show, butit would have show party does occasionally.
We're back in a few show morefun than goner Rhea. I mean I've
had gone are a few times,and I'd say I haven't had gone show.
All right, talk to you,wrap up and get the hell out
of here, you guys. Let'sgo. Okay, we are the Woody
Show. Joe. Yeah, it'sa Monday podcast that will await you if

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Bass, Sammy. Anything you liketo add. Yeah, Greg Gory parting

(01:30:44):
words of wisdom please. Yeah,we all know somebody who speaks fluent crap.
Oh yeah, crap. Yeah,and they talk right out their butt
that too. Yeah. Like myfavorites are the guys, the corporate guys.
They talk in these soracles. They'vesaid a lot of words, like
the word counts pretty high, right, but they've said nothing. Yeah,

(01:31:05):
there's nothing of substance professionals at it. Oh my god, especially when the
department heads have to speak in frontof the people who are like the you
know, like the the VPS orthe or the president of the company.
Yeah, oh yeah. A lotof a lot of hot wind around there.
All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so
much for giveing the what he show, some of your valuable time this morning.

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You know, WITHVI appreciates you forthat. The rest of guys can
suck it. We'll catch you backhere on Tuesday. Have a great day.
SMD Doublem. I quit this bitch.