The Woody Show January 1st 2023 Podcast

The Woody Show January 1st 2023 Podcast

Episode Transcript

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Sleep is due to the graphic natureof this program. Listener discretion is it
lies the Woody Show. This isthe Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is

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now in session. By good morning, everybody morning. Today is Monday,
New Year's Day, January first,twenty twenty four year New Year, Everybody.
We are the Woody Show. It'sour final day of our holiday break.
We'll be back live tomorrow morning withour first brand new show of the

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year. Yeah, thank you forbeing here giving us some of your valuable
time this morning. I would beWoody. That's Raby yep. Greg Goring
at Menace Sea Bass, Sammy,we got bored, we got Caroline,
the Woody Show Production Department, Morganand Vaughn. We've got a full show
lined up for you this morning,some of which you might have heard,
but for everything else, if youhaven't heard it, that's right. We

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still like to hear from you yourthoughts on anything that you hear on the
show today. If there's an opinionor a story that you want to add,
there are a lot of ways todo that. Best way, of
course, is the after hours voicemaileight seven seven forty four Wooding. That's
eight seven seven forty four Wooding.You can email us email at the Woodieshow
dot com, and of course,on social media you can find us.

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You can follow us on the socialmedia platform of your choice at the Woody
Show. Coming up for you onthe show today, Sea Mass has some
audio from the naked Bike Ride wherepeople get together and just I bikes around
town completely new. We're gonna havethat for you all, babeor eye roll
nice on the schedule today. We'realso asking to keep it one hundred.

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We're gonna ask you a personal question. These are like the personal questions for
people around the room, So Rabie, try to fight your natural urge to
lie. Yeah really. Also,don't mean to sound douchey, but those
are always fun conversations and things thatshould be illegal but aren't. We'll get
some of your thoughts on that,plus your drunk diyal voicemails coming up for

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you this morning. Monday morning,You're on The Woody Show and dude,
I want to tell you a story. My wife and I went to a
dinner with another couple this weekend andjust straight up embarrassed myself. Oh why
how I'm so drunk? Really?Oh really? Oh yeah, you don't
get drunk that often, really,yeah, And so I to where like

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the next day, my wife islike, you feel okay, And of
course I did, because it's tequilaand tequila that gives me zero hangover,
no matter how much of it Ihave. It's a mirror that is incredible.
And because the thing is like Iwasn't paying attention, you know,
like We're sitting there or this dinnerslow play Greg, which you love it,
and you know, they just keptbringing you know, doubles, doubles

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right right, doubles nice, knockingthem down to bring a double knock it
down easy, easy and interesting.And then when you're I mean when you're
seeing the whole time also that likedoesn't affect you because you don't know how
drunk you are. You're yeah.So then you know, we uh we
shut the restaurant down basically, andthen got in the car and I'm slurring

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and I'm nice. So my wifewas like fun, she was you could
tell she was laughing at me.I'm like, you were the worst drunk
that I know, Like, whoare you to criticize me? You know?
It was just having fun, wasyeah, And it's a rare thing.
Yeah, anyway, we were facetimingDjson Martinez of course, because like

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he in the that yeah I was. Yeah, so it was embarrassed.
I had to, like I hadjust said an apology because we're adults,
you know what I mean? Thatjust I don't know it was. Do
you expect kids to do that?No, say or do anything that was
mortifying? I don't. I don'tthink you knock anything. They didn't.

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Fine, No, did you blurtsomething out that you shouldn't have? Yeah?
I sent her and I said apologiesone for getting so twisted. I
hear I was obnoxious and annoying?Okay, were I don't think so?
But like what my wife's finds obnoxiousand annoying. Who knows that changes by

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the minute what she considers obnoxious andannoying. Okay, fair, you know,
depending on what mood she's in orwhat she's willing to deal with,
you know. Sure, So God, that sucked, but nothing, No,
you're I believe me. I've beenin this situation a billion times.
Yeah, you're way harder on youyourself than the people around you because the
people around you are also drinking,so they're not like retaining a lot of

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stuff they have said. There's sometimes where I, you know, I
put my hotel room number in myphone so I don't forget it, and
then one I'm even on that floor, I can't find it. I'm just
going, But what do I guarantee? You're way harder on yourself than That's

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why in all areas. But yeah, but you didn't fall down. You
did, And that's the thing Ireally kind of pride myself on. If
I have been having drinks, like, I'm not that guy, Like I'm
not the guy who's loud, obnoxious, annoying. You weren't a sweaty mess
doing the d u i q gropiefighting or none of that falling. I

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My video lives forever. That's embarrassing. All the questions, right, that
is true, But nothing's worse thanwas pouring off of that angry drunk and
and on it. Yeah, you'regood, nailed it. Yeah, I
mean I paid for dinner. Iam paid for the car service to drive

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us to and from dinner, sonobody would have to drive. We could
all tie one on everybody. That'suber. It's okay, nobody needs to
be apologized. Yeah, you know, so there was you know, I
did my part to make it agood evening. Yeah, you know,
well, there's just nothing to beupset about it. I know now because
then now I'm thinking about it more. Oh okay, I think you an
apology for the apology, right,I'm sorry. I got to go back

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to my like, I just don'tdrink. No, yeah, god,
that's no fun. So you hada good time, you drank, nothing
happened. Now you're not gonna drink. I had a great time until I
got home and my wife was like, what was that? All right,
well, don't give us drinking?Give up. Your wife told that it's
called having fun. Join it?Yeah, yeah, join it. We

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do have some of the drunk stylevoicement. That's what I should have left.
Okay, all right, that wouldhave been funny. You think about
it. It's my own show forgotforgot about something we do on eight seven
four. What if you're calling in, we'll see what you left in the
drunk Doyle voicemails. I was planningto get to there, but then I
realized that I had my my storyI wanted to share. Well, yeah,

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there was no there's no reason tobe apologetic or embarrassed. Okay,
Greg you know how you felt afterwe had that audio of you outside of
our party. There's no yeah,like and the you explain your sense of
embarrassment, right, but okay,now if that was keep it out.

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Yeah, keep in mind, Iwouldn't even have been on the street for
that video had you would he notcarried me up the stairs blacked out even
he was function Yeah, but I'msaying, like when Greg described that level
of embarrassment, that's how I felt. Right, we should have had you
sing a song or call the line. I know that that would would have

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been way better. That would havebeen great. We'll get to the drunk
tyle voicemails right after the break.It's the Woody Show. When I was
a kid in the eighties, theygassed all the kids, gassed all the
kids. I never got gassed asa kid, I got. I think
that's another piece of the menace puzzlesa kid. This is the Woody Show,

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all right, welcome back, drunkdial voicemail time. Now there is
a number that is signed just adrunk diyle voicemail if you want to keep
that in your phone. Nine Onine drunk VM is the number that's nine
nine drunk VM. But it's justas easy to get to what's what I
call the number that you would callanytime that you want to be part of

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the show, which is eight sevenseven forty four, Woodie. That's eight
seven seven forty four, Woody.You can either leave an after hours voicemail
or you'll say hey for the drunkdoll voicemail, press two or three whatever
it is, and then leave yourmessage there. But it's just easier as
far as remembering the number goes,because sometimes, and we've heard it a
number of times in the moment.In the moment, man, it's a
really hard thing to remember. Sometimesyour name is very difficult to remember.

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Yeah, we made it as simpleas we can. Let's see what you
left for us on the drunk dialvoicemail. Got it all right, drunk

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dill voicemails. Here we go.Oh yeah, baby, you baby drunk
dooic Hey Greg, Greg, Greg? Why man, Greg, I sent
you a thing and you will notbelieve it. Roast me, Roast me,
roast me, baby. Everybody lovedyou, everybody Okay, Yeah,

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so he's had a really good time, all right, Yeah, so he
wants to be roasted by Greg.Okay, I need a little bit more
infro, need some context, yeah, roast random guy, all right,
message, I have this sad drunkempathy for my fridge. This one's been
with me for like eighteen years.It's kept so many good things cold frozen.

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But it died this morning and it'stime to replace it. I'm so
sorry for all the landfills out there. Bye bye. Yeah, so many
things cool. It's had a coupleof drinks and now she's had some really
weird drunk empathy for her fridge.It worked so hard, and sometimes it's
hard to let go of that fridge. Nine to nine drunk VM drunktyle voicemails.

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I just want to let you knowthat I told my girlfriend one night
that I really want to give herthe tea words. It sent a text
message. It came out wrong.Thing. I told her how much I
wanted to give her the lenas thelinus. Oh by all right. Yeah.

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The auto correct on those types ofwords sometimes be a little tricky,
very annoying. We'll give you thepenis and it comes out the leanist.
Maybe it's the Lena's penis. Justeight were listening to old interviews, but
get Joe Coy on and Sammy soundedpretty hot for him. Sammy, you

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ever hit that? Let us know? I don't. Why not get on
it? Alright, Yeah that's athat's a question I've actually heard before.
Yeah. Do you think that Sammyand Joe ever had a thing, because
she definitely has it for Joe Koy, I think so. I don't think

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she owns a piece of clothing thatdoesn't say Joe Coy or Joe Coy stuff
for a Christmas sweater? Yeah,that's Patriots is the only two things.
Yeah, have you and Joe everbeen a thing, even for like a
little one night thing? No?Never, nope, never never tell Yeah
right, yeah exactly. You cantell the straight up truth and they won't

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believe it anyway. It is thestraight up truth the first time that question.
So oh I get it. Itis accused people think they know Joe
loving Sammy more than us. Ohyeah yeah, why would be fast?
Look at us eighty four Woodie.Hey, what's up you guys. I

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just want to say I love youfood Sea Bash, Greg Ry my number
one. Sorry I said the airportwhine and beard don't mix. And I
want to say, Greg, youneed to watch that new Liam Neeson movie.
I saw it on Sorry I'm apraying really really good. I love
you guys, Greg, se badand number one very impressive. That's a

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big mine. All right, thatwas really good. Any movie is good
on a plane. We have moviesgood four Wooding mess Edge. So it's
just me here with my lesbians Nice. I'm drinking Nice and I have never
kissed another girl. And the lesbianshave a hot tub, and we're headed

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out to the hot tub. We'lllet you know what happened. Follow up,
let us know how the night went. Greg really needs to know.
Oh my god, she's never kissa girl. They're drinking and there's a
hot tub. Yeah, mess Edgea minute, I just said the drunk

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the ministry said, Nice, I'mat a karaoke bar singing karaoke, and
that minus three said I'm gonna thinkso yeah. Also, Sea Bath is
Raby's Friday friend. You guys,you know bye? All right, there
you go. You know what Icould tell you with the authority that he
made a statement that's probably true thatRaby's Friday friend is I mean, hashtag

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facts right forty four what a drunkdial voicemail. I still feel just as
drunk as the first time a ministryseven. So power ranking, Yeah,
power ranking, I think is whatI was going to do. So Raby's
number one, Hell yeah, becausewe just get each other. We just

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vibe, you know, I getit. So Raby number one and then
third Man, third Mere Spirit animals, bro. I love you. Oh
and Greg. I can't believe Iforgot about Greg? What are your squats?
You? Bro? Right? Ilove you? Can you mean friends?

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Yes, that's about it. Butdon't tell my parents because their Mormon.
Oh okay, all right, awayfrom the folks like the drunk We
don't have to be friends. She'snot like an annoying bitch anyway. Great,
I was totally vibing. It wassweet and funny. Yeah and funny.
You're perfect for Rady. We bothare bitches. Well, there's your

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drunk voice fails everybody nice? Oh, I love though nine nine drunk VM.
Put that number on your phone soyou don't even have to try to
remember. Not you might have totry to remember that you have it in
your phone. Yeah, right,and to call right. We had a
guy one time. He had alist of stuff to do. He put
an X on his hand. Thisguy who used to work with it.
He put an X on his handto remind himself that he had a list

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of things he had to do inhis pocket. Right, So the X
was to remind him of the listin the pocket of the things that he
had to do. It's a proof, fool proof plan. Wait, that's
what it takes us? What itall? Right? More Woody Shows next,
Hang on, Funny, It's TheWoody Show and we're into another new

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hour insensitivity training, trade, politicallycorrect world. It's the Woody Show.
Whatody that's raving? There's Greg Gory, Menace is here? What is social
media? Director's a find and afollow on any of these social media platforms
at the Woody Show. There's asea man, we got Sammy Court,

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Caroline are here, Morgan's here,Vaughanteer phones open eight seven, that's eight
seven seven Woody Uh od mebe orI roll? Uh yeah. Break says
there's not enough good news on theradio. Never never yeah. So some
good news story. They're all goodnews. Okay, it's like a redneck
news story of the week. It'sall redneck. You just got decide to

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which way you're gonna go on thisone? Will Greg say? Ah,
babe, or we'll be met witha reaction of eye roll. Okay,
all right, so we have thesedifferent stories. Well I'll take a guess
as to what we're gonna get fromGreg. Starting with this story. A
fire department in Georgia, they hosteda summer camp just for girls, and
over three days they got to seewhat it takes to be a firefighter all

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right, use the hoses and theladders, learned skills like CPR, and
one girl said that she really onlythought of firefighting it's a man's job,
but feels like she's quote capable ofanything. Now you go, girl,
all right, So it's gonna bean all babe born eye roll. Sorry
with you, rave, I can'treally find an eye roll element to it.

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Yeah, I am mega confident inthe eye roll. Oh really,
I'm a baby. As soon asI saw it, I'm like, this
is definitely gonna be an eye rollfor Greg really pandering to women because he
hates women. No, No,he's a girl girls. No, because
that little girl lies, you can'tdo anything. Nope. If I'm if
I'm in tune with Greg here theway I think I think I know's gonna
say, So you're saying a babemenace. I can't find an a babe

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or an eye roll. It's justmid Yeah, this is just kind of
a It's just like, so you'resaying menace, he might roll his eyes
at Woody for picking a bad story. Yeah, it's just it's just like
I go for them. Yeah,I like a mid a babe, like
a mad babe. Yeah, yeah, I'm with menace on that. Good
for you. I think it's gonnabe an I roll. I think that

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it could have been both boys andgirls. I don't know why it did
need to be specifically only them.So that's why I think he'll say,
iral, why do you hate girls? I don't. I just think co
ed women hating women equal you know, equal men. Yeah, not great,
Just say abe or I roll andthen let me explain why. Okay,
and I I'm along the same linesas you. I think we have

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never been this cosmically linked. Yes, I Roll is gonna say, because
unless you help girls, they weren'table to do something right, but never
know that they could in the firstplace. That's exactly it. And that's
I absolutely believe in that philosophy,Like I'm capable of anything. Now,
Well, you were right. Whenyou tell a little girl you can do
anything that a man can do.She didn't think she couldn't until you told

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her that. You planted that right, and everybody continues that narrative. Guess
what, you too, can bepresident. She didn't think she couldn't be.
Now she does. You know thatgirls can be computer programmers? What
my mom was I had no clue. But now that you told her that,
you've planted the seed of doubt.No, that is Greg. That's
the same thing when they did thestudy about trigger warnings, that telling someone

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trigger warning about what that makes peopleanxious? Yeah, told them what you're
gonna tell her. So while itwas an eye roll, I think what
just happened between us is to romance. That's sexual. It's like I know
you even when you started the story, I thought, I wonder if he
is tuned in to exactly well,I think I should just dock already room

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and dot mega do google that offand then we could say wild docking girls
can't do this. Yeah yeah,yeah, Oh my god, is that
Greg and Woody There is a manon top of another man they were docking.
Are those two cosmic linked men?Yeah? One more Obaber eye Roll.

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Thirty two year old Collette de Vitohas down syndrome has struggled to get
a job after college, so withher mom's help, she started her own
business instead. She's always loved tobake, so in twenty fifteen, she
launched a company called Colletti's Cookies andgot one store to start selling them.
Things grew from there. At TVstation in Boston just did a story on
her. And here's a clip ofCollette and her mom. Uh, I

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have it here, hold on,here we go. I know I was
funny. I kind of threw herin it for the skills and that she
could get that. I was inable to teach her and while a cookie
monster was born. If you reallywant this, we're gonna sit down every
day until this is done. Shecould be very tough, tough of me,

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but that is what moms is fullof. And I walked her through
all the steps and she did everything. That's what moms are for. Okay.
So now she's got around fifteen employees, including others with disabilities, and
Colletti's Cookies are now sold in numberone thousand stores across the country. A
Babe or eye Roll based off theaudio. I'm going I roll. It

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seems like the mom's in charge.You know, Jay girls got down syndrome.
I understand, but you should understandany help with everything. Oh damn.
I'm just saying it seems like it'sthe mother's agenda. Okay, all
right, so you're going, wowagenda. I'm a baby, A babe,
A babe, a babe. Wellto Menas's point, that's all these

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stories of like millionaire sells her hairbands online. Yeah, the hair's doing
a lot of the work, butit's still and I'll ye a babe,
great Cory. Yeah, this isthere's no pirol element. I mean,
that's an interesting theory. Menace Alisten to it. I mean, I'm
with you on that, but butthat is awesome. That's a jerk theory
menace. So I'm not panning.There's y'all guys, go ahead and panders

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show next, hang on this show. All right, welcome back everybody.
I saw there's a game out there. It's called one hundred. It's another

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one of those games like the votinggame that we do your butt hurt,
you know, those kind of things. And then there's a there's another one.
It's called truth or Drink? Okay, yeah, so what a punishment
that one show? I gotta Yeah, so that one, I, uh,
that one I got. I'm waitingon the other one. No,

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I got truth or Drink. I'mwaiting one. Yeah, I asked you
had truth or drinking? I havethat one. Yeah, I'm waiting on
one hundred. I ordered it.It's not in yet. I don't know
why it's taking that nice Yeah allright, So anyway, all right,
but did I miss hear that?I don't know, really, I got

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confused by exchange. I said,oh, you got that one, and
then he said no, and thenhe said, yeah, ook care all
right, so keep it one hundred. Can I ask you a personal question?
And uh, we'll go around theroom and we'll see I had Sea
Bass go through and uh and pickout the cards so you're seas Oh I

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can test you. Yeah, Imean you're powerful. Wow. Well he's
he's gone through all the cards andso he's a very sexual, very sexual.
I just flipped through some of them, like there's there's a bunch of
the arm I tacked a bunch ofthe artists, including this one. Well,
because you know there's I guess differentversions of the Truth or Drink game
and the one I saw is calledExtra Dirty and had a picture of a

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Martine yeadg. Yeah yeah, yeah, let's start with a non sexual one.
All right, who here do youthink has the lowest credit score?
Oh? No, we send eachother our credits. So excited about that.
It's currently a perfect eight to fiftyone. Wow, gets so excited

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with that house. Now, Yes, credit problems in the can I vote
for myself to the point to thepoint where he's not been able to open
a bank account. Yeah, hehad to go to the check cashing spot.
Was it was decades and yeahs wasunemployed. Uh do you is the
is the house in your name?Yes? Okay, well mm hmm,

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Sammy, I would I'm just guessbased on age Sammy, because she's younger
really, but she's like a legalfetus. She's on top of stuff though
definitely. I just look at likehow she performs, you know, her
job, like as an executive producer. She's very detail orient on the communicate.
I can't see her really slacking on. But in order to get a
really nice number, you do haveto have credit for a long time.

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Yeah right, I'm not saying shehas bad credit. I'm just saying,
did you own a house? Wedid at one point. Yeah, that's
the thing that's hurting my credit.I would say, hear to you,
I still have probably menas Yeah,I definitely I would probably probably because I'm
guessing because you had a conversation withwith somebody here I can't remember who you

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were talking to, but like youhad some incredibly high credit card balance,
so that doesn't necessarily that's a pointyou did, I think. Yeah,
so like you know, beyond thehistorical stuff like carrying some yeah, I
paid all that stuff off and thenuh, and then I got the houses

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and then that like yeah, youknow what that went like crazy? Do
you know what your score is?Oh, it's like like probably barely seven
seven seven? Yeah, okay,did you get a house with that?
No? No, by that timeat the time, I paid off all
my dats, Yeah, and thenI had like a really good you guess
I'm gonna I'm still gonna say mebecause I think age of credits because that's

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my mind's a thirty by the way, but that's the only market that it
says is that I medium in ageof credit. Oh okay, yeah,
yeah, all right. Uh,keep it one hundred. Let me ask
you a personal question. Your partner, they're gonna roll play in bed with
you. This is happening. Youhave to choose the character they play.

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What character is that ooh snap fromHarry Potter? It's already so yeah,
either a specific character, maybe likea genre, like a profession. Next,
isn't that the bald one with no? No? God? This is

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a difficult question because I hate allthe laingerie stuff. It's like such a
waste of time. You have todo it, you know, I have
something if I have to do choose, I would probably think like like naughty
librarian glasses. Also, because mywife recently got glasses, she doesn't wear

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them nearly as much as I thinkthat she should. I think she looks
great with them. You know shehad them, she just doesn't wear them
all the time. On your face? Yeah face? Uh great, Cory,
you know what let's go with?Uh no TV. There's one I

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never considered. Yeah, they comein to do the reveal of the new
room and then they say that's thewi let's out the bed. Well,
what what would be maybe kind ofmaybe maybe doctor like you could be wearing
scrubs because I think that's kind ofand doctors always want to see your wife.
That's that's right. They always tellyou to take your clothes off,

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your penis, go with doctor,got the standards. Take your clothes man,
a hangnail? Ice cream man.You had to be into it,
you couldn't just that's right. Yeah, ice cream man, what would it
be? Whole point of it iskeep it, keep it one hundred.
Yeah, you repeat the question becauseI don't think I'm understanding, like to

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go down your You are role playing, yeah, and you gotta be serious
about it. But because you arebeing forced to do it, you get
to pick what they role play at. Oh, they role play as.
Yeah, you're part of it too, of course. Yeah, that's something
obviously that you dig. Yeah.Do you know what's weird? I always
thought it was kind of hot duringHalloween is when girls dress up as boxers.

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Yeah, I don't know why,buy I don't know why. Yeah,
they're wearing like wife beaters and shorts, and then they got boxing gloves.
Interesting. Yeah, I thought thatwas always pretty high. Yeah,
a girl's a good look. Yeah. I'm trying to remember who was the
it was the person he surprised uswith that. He got like really over
the top. I just said shewas too hot to go to jail,

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and apparently people didn't agree. Itwas I mean, it was the only
time that was super weird. Yeah, we're so were because like, man,
this is typically not that guy,you know. Uh, Sammy,
I could go firefighter, firefighter,Yeah, like shirtless firefighter, but still
has the suspender, still has thesuspenders, even just like maybe some ash
on maybe holding a Dalmatian puppy.Oh my god, yes please, that's

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what would you go with? Uh? Yeah, I think I'm sort of
with Greg, like the nurse,sexy nurse. I He goes like,
oh, let me check on this. There's something about scrubs. One time,
Mario was about to get a jobthat required him to wear scrubs,
and I was so excited, like, awesome, you're gonna wear scrubs?
Are Yeah? I like that?All right, keep it one hundred.
Let me ask you a personal question. Name the sexiest thing about each person

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in this room? No repeat answers, My god, no repeat answers.
What do calves? Greg face,menace personality, Sammy's body, Sea Best's
body, Yeah, no repeater repeat, Like specifically specifics. Raby arms arms

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arms, his guns and Sammy's Uh, I will Raby's skin because it's like
perfect, right faces, so justlike perfect. Maybe that's why she hates
showering so much. You just gotto have some kind of regimen. I
don't know, A yeah, whytake care of it. But yes,

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staying out of the sun shaded,Yeah, that's the key. Yeah,
you have no wrinkles. She's likeone of those ladies that wears like the
full visor over her face when shegoes outside. Those Chinese ladies. We
have like literally mask on at thebeach. She looks like she's part of
daft punk. Oh wait, whatis about to do welding? Yeah?
Right? What the question? Thephrasy thing about sexiest thing? No repeats?

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No repeat, So you can't repeatwhat what he said? No,
No, I can't repeat. Ican't say the same thing twice. I
see, I forgot about the sexiestpart sexiest? I mean I would say
menace is skin is still good?Yeah, this is mustache is pretty sexy.
No, thank you. I wouldsay, yeah, Greg, Greg's
face, I'm gonna go with eyeson, Yeah, eyes too. You

(31:41):
can't stay mine. I always,I always compliment his eyes, I say,
I can swim in him. They'reso blue. Yeah, I would
say, I would say MENACE's hair, I was gonna say, thank you
always so much stealing. Yeah,I've always said you're clear clearly today because

(32:01):
you really got a haircut. Igot a haircut. When it's when it's
like this, it's like, ohcool, I wish I wish I got
cool hair. Like my hair justdoes one thing. It just sits there
because it's too thick, curly,like it's just it sucks. I hate
it. I wish I could dosomething where it looked like it had a
style of some kind. I can'tdo that. So Menace, your hair
is hot, all right you anddo you spend like very little time on

(32:22):
it, like zero that I don'tuse a comb. That's so cool.
Yeah, cool hair. You seethe stuff that using now this hair powder,
it's not jel I've been I havethat on my wish. I just
got some. I'm not using itobvious because it's nice and silky and smooth,
but it's like it's yeah, itkind of it's like it makes it
kind of dirty, but it's itwill hold. Yeah, I definitely want

(32:42):
that power. I will say Sammy'spersonality. Oh and then Sea basses confidence.
Yeah, like I mean it's Iknow it's a little much. I'm
saying it because I would rather that. I would rather that than like where
I'm at, which she could belike that, you know, not to

(33:06):
that degree, but I'll go withthat. Whatever I else say, like
Bravey did hers Greg see you alreadysaid ravy skin my initial I would say
skin slash voice. I love hervoice, you know, and laughter,
Yeah, you're thinking about that.This his hair, which is I'm not
going to budge from that because Iwas. That was the first thing you
can have. You can have thesame answer. I just can't say,

(33:28):
like you can't see somebody else's hairnow, like once you get to that
person, you can't say the same. Definitely wouldn't be Sea Best's hair.
Then well yeah, let's just thatbald spun right. Let me get back
to that Wood's wittiness, because youcome up with things that I thought,

(33:49):
damn it, I wish I couldhave. That is pretty. Yeah,
Sammy's slimness, Oh yeah, soslim. If I are you, I
would eat like a raging pig.And then I'm stuck on Sea belt his
teeth. Yeah, that's what Iwas gonna say, seas teeth. I've
been I've been getting out a lotrecently, really, mister teeth, have

(34:13):
you because I've never noticed your Imean I've had braces. I got a
little chip from you know, Rugbywhatever. Yeah, no big deal.
That just has personality. Nis Uh. I would say Bravey's cans. No,
you can, Ravey can knock.Somebody said dunk dog. Yeah.

(34:36):
I was gonna say skin too.But I don't like a regimen of not
going in the sun. Though Iknow you don't. I don't support doesn't
mean that you have to do it. I know, I know. And
you find sexiest yeah all yeah.And then Greg eyes off and I was
the first one to shout it outconstantly. This is number one. Yeah.
I would say Sammy's hair. Shehas very nice hair, very long

(35:00):
straight hair. H wood, he'suh beautiful. Luscious lips oh yeah,
yeah, No one shut out hislips. My god. Yeah, hates
his lips so much. I hateeverything very you have lips that most people
want. No, yeah, peoplepay a lot of money for lips,
Like everybody wants squinty eyes and blimplips. Her naturally puppy. Yeah,

(35:22):
if we paid a lot of moneyfor that, and then all right,
Sea Best, I think your yournose is perfectly proportioned to your face.
It's not too small, it's nottoo big, it's prominent. I think
of noses. That's the sexy nose. That's probably the best nose. The
nose game strong. Okay, yeah, Sammy, I would say, I

(35:45):
mean Ravy, yes, skin,but specifically her face is incredible though,
yeah, especially for being this oldholding up well all right, Raby's face.
Yes, Greg's eyes, menaces hair, Seabass's teeth did all that,
But I agree with Menace to wood. Are your lips yes, are they

(36:07):
kissing? They are soft? Theyare. I only noticed his lips because
he's so hard on that. Isee every time I see a picture.
That's all. It's all lips andwear my eyes, it's all limp and
it's all. It's all lips andguts. You need some vassilin up on
them joints to make him. Youused to make out with what when you

(36:30):
guys hooked up? Yeah, itnever happened, softly, honestly, never
happened, Sea Bass. I thinkI've hit pretty much everybody saving those menace.
He I say, mustache on menace? Really? Yeah, if you
laught, yeah, most the mostthe beard on the bottom. See the
problem is his beard so bad itdistracts from how good the mustache is.
Yeah, I know it is.I know. I always like wake up

(36:55):
like five days later, I'm like, dude, what's going on here?
Okay? And then Greg and Isaid your beard I got called Greg's first.
I called Greg's eyes first, buthistorically has called Greg's eyes. I
agree, So what wouldn't facial hairthat's that'd be a repeat. But you
said mustache than beard, Like yourmustache isn't great, your beard is better?
Yay, I'm suffering. Yeah yeah. And then Ravey's her delightful childish

(37:16):
laughter. Thank you. Okay,well there you go. That is keep
it one hundred. Can I askyou a personal question? Was it was?
It was very nice. We're gotto get a quick break more what
he shows next? Hang, shutup, show all right, welcome back

(37:39):
everybody. I saw there's a gameout there it's called one hundred. It
said either one of those games likethe voting game that we do, your
butt hurt, you know, thosekind of things. And then there's a
there's another one. It's called truthor Drink. Okay, yeah, so

(38:01):
that one. Yeah, so thatone, I uh, that one I
got. I'm waiting on the otherone. No, I got truth or
Drink. I'm waiting one. Yeah, that's what I asked. You had
truth or Drinking? I have thatone. Yeah, I'm waiting on one

(38:22):
hundred. I ordered it. It'snot in yet. I don't know why
it's taking that nice Yeah all right, So anyway, all right, but
did I miss hear that? Idon't know. Really, I got confused
by that exchange. I said,oh, you got that one, and
then he said no, okay,and then he said, yeah, ook

(38:43):
care all right, so keep itone hundred. Can I ask you a
personal question? And uh, we'llgo around the room and we'll see I
had Sea Bass go through and uhand pick out the cards. So you're
oh, I can test you.Yeah, I mean, wow, Well
he's he's gone through all the cardsand so these are very sexual, very

(39:06):
sexual. I just flipped through someof them, like there's there's a bunch
of the arm I take a bunchof the artists, including this one.
Well, because you know there's Iguess different versions of the Truth or Drink
Game and the one I saw iscalled Extra Dirty and had a picture of
a Martine Yang. Yeah yeah,yeah, let's start with a non sexual
one. All right, who heredo you think has the lowest credit score?

(39:30):
Oh? No, we send eachother our credits. So excited about
that. It's currently a perfect eightto fifty one. Wow, gets so
excited with that house? Now,yes, credit problems in the can?
Can I vote for myself to thepoint to the point where he's not been

(39:52):
able to open a bank account.Yeah, he had to go to the
check cashing spot. Was it wasdecades and yeah, ploy do you is
the is the house in your name? Yes? Okay? Well hm hmm,
Sammy, I would I'm just guessbased on age Sammy, because she's

(40:14):
younger really, but she's like alegal fetus. She's on top of stuff
though definitely. I just look atlike how she performs, you know,
her job, like as an executiveproducer. She's very detail orient on the
communicat. I I can't see herreally slacking on. But in order to
get a really nice number, youdo have to have credit for a long
time. Yeah right, I'm notsaying she has bad credit. I'm just

(40:36):
saying, you're saying, did youown a house? We did at one
point. Yeah, that's the that'shurting my credit. I would say,
hearing to you, I still haveprobably menas. Yeah, I definitely I
would probably probably because I'm guessing becauseyou had a conversation with with somebody here
I can't remember who you were talkingto, but like you had some incredibly

(40:58):
high credit card balance that isn't necessarilythat's a d I think. Yeah,
so that got like, you know, beyond the historical stuff like carrying some
Yeah, I paid all that stuffoff and then uh, and then I
got the houses and then that likeyeah, you know, that went like
crazy. Do you know what yourscore is? I it's like like probably

(41:22):
barely seven seven seven? Yeah,okay, did you get a house with
that? No? No, bythat time at the time, I paid
off all my debts. Yeah,and then I had like a really good
you guess I'm gonna I'm still gonnasay me because I think age of credits
because that's my mind's ah A thirtyby the way, but that's the only
market that it says is that Imedium in age of credit. Oh okay,

(41:43):
yeah, yeah, all right,Uh, keep it one hundred.
Let me ask you a personal question, your partner, they're gonna roll play
in bed with you. This ishappening. You have to choose the character
they play. What character is that? Oh snape from Harry Potter? This
already so yeah, either a specificcharacter, maybe like a genre, like

(42:06):
a profession. Next, isn't thatthe bald one with no? No?
God? This is a difficult questionbecause I hate all the laingerie stuff.
It's like such a waste of time. You have to do it, you
know, I have something if Ihave to do choose, I would probably

(42:27):
think like like naughty librarian glasses.Also, because my wife recently got glasses,
she doesn't wear them nearly as muchas I think that she should.
I think she looks great with them. You know she had them, she
just doesn't wear them all the time. On your face? Yeah face,

(42:50):
Uh gretry. You know what let'sgo with? Uh no, TV,
there's one I never considered. Yeah, they come in to do the reveal
of the new room and then theysay that let's test out the bed.
Well, what what would be maybekind of maybe maybe doctor? Like you

(43:12):
could be wearing scrubs because I thinkthat's kind of And doctors always want to
see your wife. That's that's right. They always tell you to take your
clothes off, your penis, gowith doctor, got the standards. Take
your clothes man, a hangnail?Ice cream man. You had to be
into it, you couldn't just that'sright, yeah, ice cream man,

(43:32):
what would it be? The wholepoint of it is keep it, keep
it with one hundred. Yeah,you repeat the question because I don't think
I'm understanding, like to go downyour You are role playing, yeah,
and you gotta be serious about it. But because you are being forced to
do it, you get to pickwhat they role play at. Oh,

(43:52):
they role play as. Yeah,you're part of it too, of course.
Yeah, that's something obviously that youdig. Yeah. Do you know
what's weird? I always what waskind of hot during Halloween is when girls
dress up as boxers. I don'tknow why. I don't know why.
Yeah, they're wearing like wife beatersand shorts, and then they got boxing
gloves. Interesting. Yeah, Ithought that was always pretty hot. Yeah,

(44:15):
a girl's a good look. Yeah, I'm trying to remember who was
the who was the person he surprisedus with that he got like really over
the top. I just said shewas too hot to go to jail,
and apparently people didn't agree. Itwas I mean, it was the only
time that was super weird. Yeah, we're so weird because like, man,
this is typically not that guy youknow, Uh, Sammy, I

(44:37):
could go firefighter firefighter. Yeah,like shirtless firefighter but still has the suspenders,
still has the suspenders, even justlike maybe some ash on maybe holding
a Dalmatian puppy. Oh my god, yes please, that's what would you
go with? Uh? Yeah,I think I'm sort of with Greg,
like the nurse, sexy nurse.If he goes like, oh, let
me check on this. There's somethingabout scrubs. One time, Mario was

(44:59):
about to get a job that requiredhim to wear scrubs, and I was
so excited, like, awesome,you're gonna where scrubs are? Like that?
All right, keep it one hundred. Let me ask you a personal
question. Name the sexiest thing abouteach person in this room? No repeat
answers, My God, no repeatanswers. What do he calves? Greg

(45:20):
face, menace, personality, Sammy'sbody, Sea Best's body, Yeah,
no repeater repeat, specifically specifics Rabyarms arms arms, his guns and Sammy's
Uh. I will Raby's skin becauseit's like perfect faces, so just like

(45:49):
perfect Maybe that's why she hates showeringso much. You just got to have
some kind of regimen. I don'thave a Yeah, why take care of
it. But yes, staying outof the sun shaded, Yeah that's the
key. Yeah, you have nowrinkles. She's like one of those ladies
that wears like the full visor overher face when she goes outside. Those
Chinese ladies. We have like literallymask on at the beach. She looks

(46:10):
like she's part of daft punk.Oh wait, what is about to do
welding? Yeah? Right? Whatthe question? The praying about sexiest thing?
No repeats? No repeat, Soyou can't repeat what what he said?
No, no, I can't repeat. I can't say the same thing
twice. I see, I forgotabout the sexiest part sexiest. I mean,

(46:31):
I would say menace is skin isstill good? Yeah, this is
mustache is pretty sexy, thank you. I would say, yeah, Greg,
Greg's face, I'm gonna go witheyes on. Yeah, eyes too,
you can't take mine. I alwaysI always compliment his eyes. I
say I can swim in them.They're so blue. Yeah, I would

(46:54):
say, I would say MENACE's hair. I was gonna say, thank you
so much stealing. Yeah, I'vealways said you're clearly clearly today because you
really got a haircut. I gota haircut. When it's when it's like
this, it's like, oh cool, I wish I wish I got cool
hair. Like my hair just doesone thing. It just sits there because

(47:16):
it's too thick, curly, likeit's just it sucks. I hate it.
I wish I could do something whereit looked like it had a style
of some kind. I can't dothat. So Menace, your hair is
hot, all right, thank you? And do you spend like very little
time on it, like zero thatdon't use a comb? That's so cool?
Yeah, cool hair. You seethe stuff that using that this hair
powder, it's not gel and I'vebeen I have that on my wish.

(47:38):
I just got some. I'm notusing it obvious because it's nice and silky
and smooth, but it's like it'syeah, it kind of it's like it
makes it kind of dirty, butit's it will hold. Yeah, I
definitely want that power. I willsay Sammy's personality. Oh and then sea
basses confidence. Yeah, like Imean, it's I know it's a little
much, I mean, but sayingit because I would rather that. I

(48:05):
would rather that than like where I'mat, which she could be like that,
you know, not to that degree, but I go with that.
Whatever I else said that, Raveydid hers Greg see you already said Ravy
skin my initial I would say skinslash voice. I love her voice,
you know. Laughter, Yeah,you're thinking about that. This his hair,
which is I'm not going to budgefrom that. That was the first

(48:30):
thing you can have. You canhave the same answer. You just can't
say, like you can't see somebodyelse's hair. Now like once you get
to that person, you can't saythe same definitely wouldn't be Sea Best's hair.
Then well yeah, that's just thatbalt bun Right. Let me get
back to that wittiness, because youcome up with things that I thought,

(48:53):
damn it, I wish I couldhave. That is pretty Yeah, Sammy's
slimness, Oh yeah, so slim. If I were you, I would
eat like a raging pig. Andthen I'm stuck on Sea Belt his teeth.
Yeah, that's what I was gonnasay. Set his teeth I've been

(49:15):
I've been getting out a lot recently. Really, mister teeth, have you
because I've never noticed your I meanI've had braces. I got a little
chip from you know, Rugby whatever. Yeah, no big deal, that
just has personality. Denis uh.I'ld say Bravey's cans. No, you
can ravyes, can can knock.Somebody said about the dunk dog. Yeah.

(49:40):
I was gonna say skin too.But I don't like a regimen of
not going in the sun. ThoughI know you don't, I don't support
doesn't mean that you have to doit. I know, I know.
And you find sexiest yeah all yeah, and then Greg eyes off and I
was the first one to shout itout constantly. This is number one saying

(50:00):
yeah, I would say Sammy's hair. She has very nice hair, very
long, straight hair. H wood, he's uh beautiful, luscious lips oh
yeah, yeah, No one shutout his lips. My god. Yeah,
he hates his lips so much.I hate everything very you have lips
that most people want. No,people pay a lot of money for lips,

(50:22):
Like everybody wants squinty eyes and blimplipsky naturally, Yeah, if we
paid a lot of money for that, and then all right, Sea Best,
I think your your nose is perfectlyproportioned to your face. It's not
too small, it's not too big, it's prominent. I think of noses,
sexy nose has probably the best nose. The nose games strong. Okay,

(50:45):
yeah, Sammy, I would say, I mean ravy, yes,
skin, but specifically her face isincredible though, yeah, especially for being
this old. Hold all right,it's a Raby's face. Yes, Greg's
eyes, menaces hair, Seabass's teethdid all that, But I agree with

(51:07):
menace to wood. Are your lipsyes? Are they kissing? They are
soft? They are. I onlynoticed his lips because he's so hard on
that. I see every time Isee a picture. That's all. It's
all lips and wear my eyes,it's all limp and it's all. It's

(51:27):
all lips and guts. You needsome vassilin up on them joints and make
him you used to make out withwhat when you guys hooked up? Yeah,
it never happened, softly, honestly, never happened, Sea Bass.
I think I've hit pretty much everybody, saving those Menace head. I say,
mustache on menace really Yeah, ifyou left. Yeah, most the

(51:50):
most the beard on the bottom.See the problem is his beard so bad?
It distracts from how good the mustacheis. Yeah, I know it
is. I know. I always. I wake up like five days later,
I'm like, dude, what's goingon here? Okay? And then
Greg and I said your beard.I got called Gregg's eye first. I
called Gregg's eyes first, but historicallyhas called Greg's eyes. I agree,

(52:12):
So what wouldn't facial hair that's that'dbe a repeat. But you said mustache,
then beard. Your mustache isn't great. Your beard is better. I'm
sufferating. Yeah, yeah, andthen Ravey's her delightful childish laughter. Thank
you. Okay, well there yougo. That is keep it one hundred.
Can I ask you a personal question? It was? It was very
nice. We're got to get aquick break more what he shows next?

(52:34):
Hang the Woody show. We'll beright back. Meanwhile, Sea bass will
continuous. Then let's search for theperfect wig. Yeah, I'm a hair
pluck. Sorry, I'm in hairsystem. Get it. He's falling.
That's not my scalp. I havelight brown hair with bald highlights. They
show we'll return why society is sotight about throwing up once in a while.

(52:57):
This is a show. I eatdog food the other day. What's
the big ill? Alright? SoI had a greg Gory type of random
thought. Oh I love it allright. Yeah. I was listening to
some sports talk radio and somebody wastalking about excuses. Oh, well,
you're making excuses. And then afterI heard the actuality from what you know

(53:17):
the coach had said, it soundedmore like a legitimate reason. And it
got me thinking, what's the differencebetween an excuse and a reason? Because
sometimes it's an actual reason, that'sbut if you don't like what you're hearing,
then you label it as an excuse. Brilliant, right, what's difference?

(53:37):
I know? But there's sometimes youcan tell that someone's just making an
excuse. But like every response I'veever given has always been an excuse.
Yes, because you could tell thedifference. Please back me up on this.
No, I hear what you're saying. Hey, what's going on with
you this morning? I haven't hada red bull yet? What? Oh?

(53:57):
Yeah, yeah, it's always somethinglike that. That's an excuse,
that's not a reason. Right.Does the thing you're saying does it have
a direct cause for the exam forthe outcome, for like Menace not being
able to spell, not having ared bull excuse. So I think it's
all who is hearing the quote reasoning, and if they don't like what they

(54:22):
hear, they say, that's adifferent where it could be a legitimate ary.
So really, what's the difference betweena reason and an excuse? But
I think you just automatically, Iknow. But like if you like,
if Menace really okay, sake ofarguments truly believes is because he didn't have
the red bull, which is whyhe can't speak or spell for him that

(54:45):
right, I'm saying you've never saidthat. Ever, I'm saying, for
the sake of argument, let's saythat you truly believe that. Right,
that would be a real reason,even though other people might interpret it as
an excuse. Right, you know, even that is the real reason.
There are some people that are clearlyjust completely fabricated. But people, oh,

(55:07):
can you go, well, Ihave to wash my hair that night,
That is right, that's an excuse. This is something I hear in
card marks all the time is theywill say something I'm in a big hurry,
and I ask him to do whatand it's always some bs, right,
they're lying to themselves and they're lyingto you. The excuse. Yeah,
so I asked my wife and thenthis started like a very high sounding
conversation. I thought, Wow,this is kind of what Greg goes.

(55:30):
That's true. Well, yeah,with the never ending dialogue in my head,
my random thoughts lately have been andthis is kind of an observation that
I had the other day, andI realized, I think what he does
this. Oh, when people getin the car, they start the engine,
they drive away, and then theystart fumbling for the seat belt and

(55:52):
put it on. I think youdo this, Oh, I definitely do
it. So sometimes it's not onpurpose. I don't get it, like
you know you're going to be drivingbecause you started the engine and putting drive.
I think when when we go andtravel together and rent a car and

(56:13):
then you put the address where we'regoing into the navigation, we're merging under
the highway and the cars going becauseyou don't have your seatbet on, and
then it goes and then and thenyou're like fumbling for the seatbelt. Dude,
you drive. That's that's very dramatic. I cannot stand weird noise in
a car, it could be likeI've I've already taken a sip of the

(56:36):
soda, and that little ring thatis still on the soda even though the
CAP's off, you know, becauseit breaks breaks off from the cap of
the soda. Sometimes that makes alittle rattling sound. I hear that I
have like all of a sudden supersonicdog hearing or whatever. Like that stuff
annoys me. So if if Iforget to put the seatbelt on, like
sometimes I legitimately from not accusing you, I thought maybe you didn't, I

(56:57):
don't. I don't let it getpast the first couple of dings. But
let's not let's say you don't doit. Some people in the world do
it. I don't understand why youwould not put the seatbelt on before you
even laugh go one foot because I'mnot thinking about it. Some time I
always do. Leaving the work parkinglot, you forget I'm just so anxious
to get out, and then theright turn, and if I make the

(57:22):
right turn right away, I makeit. And then I'm like halfway down
the street and I'm like, oh, yes, that's so weird. Navigation.
Sorry, the type of navigation asyou're rolling I do that you did
that. That's so strange to me. I saw ants in our kitchen at
work twice recently, ants all overthe kitchen, and you guys know,

(57:46):
I despise and hate bugs to thepoint of depression and sadness. However,
I almost almost respected the ants inthe kitchen because I did some math.
I did some research. An antis zero point zero three zero millimeters in

(58:07):
length. The average five story building, because we're on the fifth floor,
is fifty feet up from ground level. I think ours is probably taller than
that because our floors are a littletaller than that. But based on the
average the average height of a sixfoot tall man that would make this ant
walking up our five stories would bethe equivalent of a six foot tall man

(58:30):
walking five hundred and seventy seven miles. That's how much it took this ant
to get up here. So Ikind of went, Oh, they were
like whatever, and we're just goingto murder you. They walked just to
like whatever, or eat some honeyor some sugar or whatever the hell,
or caramel out there sprinkles. Theyhad like an ice cream party and they

(58:52):
left like all the topics. Ohmy god, And I saw them.
I'm like, I hope people killyou, but wow, watch what an
effort. I know, did theysmell it? They know they walked up
here because they know what a havenfor food this building is, right,
doughnuts, slobs, It's like toeat the ice cream toppings and go back

(59:15):
all the way downstairs and outside.Yeah, hanging out in the building somewhere.
Basically, next time up here,eat and then that's their life.
They're going to die. They foundthe greatest place for food left. But
I have on this floor. Don'tget me wrong, I hate them.
I just have the case of weirdempathy for ants. When I was a
kid, because like my friends,we were playing baseball and in the in

(59:36):
the dirt, they were always buildingthose ant hills, you know, and
whatever. I wouldn't, but Ialways felt bad when my friends and stuff
would knock them over. Were like, oh, they worked so hard on
that. I had this weird empathyfor the stupid ants. I know they
worked so hard on that, right. I was also thinking, too,
uh, this has nothing to dowith as doctors. I don't think they're
in cahoots with big pharma. Ithink they're in cahoots with big parking.

(59:59):
Structure. Oh, because those parkingstructures are very expensive. You park,
you go in, and what diddoctors do? They make you wait for
ever. You're like, oh,man, I hit the daily max.
It's a trillion dollars efforts. Sowhy wouldn't all doctors be in a facility
that had a parking structure. Mostof them are, Yeah, most of

(01:00:21):
them are. I'm like, Imean jerks, Yeah, paying the daily
max to you and you're okay ofit? Hey, doctor Smith, Hey
Jim made my guys wait today.I know I got the daily max all
day? Cool to payout. Seeyou tomorrow, doc, see it,
Jim. Okay, start all over. Get back to the seatbelt thing real

(01:00:42):
quickly, just because there's some peopletexting over about it. So this is,
I have a seatbelt clamp I willput in so the alarm doesn't go
off and I don't wear my seatbelt. W the people who go like if
I I mean to wear my seatbelt? Sometimes I just space out because
I'm like, all right, weget my phone out and get the you
know, if I can need toget the key card out of my pocket
to buzz out of the garage orwhatever, but I will put my seat
belt on. Even if I haveto be reminded by the first couple of

(01:01:05):
things, I will put that thingon. I know people that buckle the
seat belt behind them, why andthen leave it that way so their seat
belts always buckled in, whether insidethe car or not, just so they
don't have to wear it. Why. And it won't make the won't make
the sound safety so not cool.Somebody else said, that's what I like

(01:01:27):
about the F one fifties. Youcan actually unplug the beeping system. Why
it's okay, don't you want thereminder it does nothing but save your life?
Yeah, I don't get it.That's so stupid. Yeah, Like
you're you're going through all this effortto not wear the seat belt. It's
not like you're faced on it.Yeah. Like you're actively deciding and to
be an idiot. Yeah, gothrough all this to just not wear it.

(01:01:50):
So it's the show, show mewe'll be back. So name any
two stars of the movie Ocean's Age. This is the woody show. No
craps and welcome back. Moving rightalong with this morning show, and we

(01:02:16):
have some audio. Sea Mats justwent on one of his adventures. Wow,
And he went to one of thenaked bike rides. Now, the
naked bike ride happened in cities everywhereworldwide. Some are better than others.
And Seamaster is saying, how thisis probably like the biggest or the most

(01:02:37):
notorious or I got we're talking tosome other naked bike riders about how the
Portland one is really Yeah, Portland, it beats them all into hands down.
Yep. And super Bowl, thesuper Bowl of nudists on bicycles in
the middle of the afternoon was startedlike in one city and then spread to
others, like one of those thingswhere it's like, oh, we're gonna

(01:02:57):
do a naked bike ride cities everywhereon this date. I'm sure it's one
of the It was probably a tinything fifty years ago and then slowly but
surely he didn't research the history.It sounds like a really good idea.
It does well. Yeah, andour bike and ride around and the point
of the naked bike ride is whatwe're about to hear some of is to
promote sustainability and get rid of fossilfuels out of cars, body positivity.

(01:03:20):
We don't need all these clothes nono matter how you look and show it
off. Mostly they don't look goodand uh, you know, let's freak
flag fly as they say. Sothe game we played the Naked Bike Ride
is I talked to folks about whythey're there, their bike and stuff like
that, and then we guess whetherthey'll let me smell their seats, because
again there's no clothes there. They'rebiking. There's a lot of sweat,

(01:03:40):
a lot of grinding all on thatseat. And you know, we'll see
it has to be lucky enough tosmell their seat. Will they allow it?
We have to guess. It's ait's a fun little game. It
is fun, yeah, and weget to learn more about why these people
are really there. Naked Bike Rideis from Portland, Oregon. Let's talk
to k B first. All right, KB, why are you at the

(01:04:00):
Portland Naked Bike Ride? Well,I wouldn't miss it. I love it.
But I have also been working onclimate change. Actually moved to Portland
in two thousand and seven to dowork on climate change. I've been working
the Citizens Climate Lobby, which isa international group actually, and also I
am on the steering committee of theMetro Climate Action Team, which is about
five hundred people in Oregon, mostof us older white retired people who have

(01:04:26):
a little bit of money and sometime to try to make some effort.
I have two titanium hips, soit's actually really good exercise. I'm sixty
two, and the only difference wouldbe less jinnis kua. May I smell
your seat? Why pull the racecard? Have to do? Look,

(01:04:47):
you can ask about a lot ofstuff exactly now. I think this woman
is every single reason why you hatedliving in Portland. I did, I
really did. Yeah. It's ashame because like it's beautiful, lovely.
It was lovely, and you know, when you get outside of the city,
the people are great. It's justlike everything that happened in the city

(01:05:08):
was just brutal. It was.And this is, by the way,
this was in ninety seven. Thisis before I got really out of ten
years before this chick was yeaeah.So but she's moved to Portland so that
she could be more Portland. Yeahyeah, yeah, And uh for a
place that's supposed to be so inclusive, I found it to be very exclusive,
you know, yeah, because likeyou know, I don't think I

(01:05:30):
wasn't from there, and so Igot preached to a lot about that.
And then the other part was,but this is way before everybody started banning
plastic bags. You can still get, you know, the plastic bags at
the grocery stores. And I wasat the grocery store after work one night
and I'm in line just getting acouple of things and the woman behind this
paper plastic, the cashier, thewoman behind me, he'll take these.

(01:05:51):
And she starts grabbing the burloin canvasand she said, I go whoa.
And I wasn't familiar with these.Yeah, I don't know what they were
hanging there. I said, doyou pay for these? She goes,
oh yeah, Like, oh no, I don't need those. Yeah,
she says, no, you're totake them, and she's preaching to me
about like the earth and everything else. I'm like, I just want to
go home, lady, Let's geta couple of things. And so like
I put with a bag in abag in a bag, all plastic bag.

(01:06:15):
I kept sitting there and then she'sgoing off and off and off like
that's like the perfect example. Althoughit is home to my favorite Chinese food
place on Earth in Beaver Organ,Woo's Open Kitchen, Shut Out to Woo
Yeah General's Chicken on Earth. Peoplewho say they're open minded and inclusive are
the least open minded as long asyou think like me. Yeah, I

(01:06:36):
do not think that this chick.A lot of these folks that go to
these things I think are very kindof like you know, they don't really
care about much of anything. Ohyeah, sure, they're not uptight about
anything this. I'd get the vibefrom her that she is gonna be completely
disgusted by your request. Yeah,so I'm saying she will not let you
smell her seat. I'm going tothrow yes out there no particular reason.

(01:07:01):
Uh, yes she will, MeganewMeganew, Sam, do you have a
guess? I think yes, youthink yes she will? All right,
let's find out this is k B. May I smell your seat? You
did not want to smell my seat? May I? I'm way past menopause.
I'm just gonna leave it there.The oven has self cleaned, That's

(01:07:25):
what I'm talking about. Well,that's the smell and the smell, and
ain't there no more so? ByOh I knew it got a sexual I
got that man. Hear that womantalking on Once you get sick on a
particular like alcohol, whatever you like, you are so sensitive to it you

(01:07:47):
didn't, I can. I cansense those people from a mile away.
No way. Just by the wayshe talked, it was dry, you
could tell. Yes. All right, Well, let's talk to a couple
more here at the Portland Naked BikeRide, and we have this is Jenny
and her friends, a group ofthree ladies and they're out celebrating something specifically
for Jenny. Alright, our goodfriend Jenny here just to beat cancer.

(01:08:12):
Yeah, and this has been herbucket list. Very nice, Jenny,
congratulations, yeah, congratulations and beatingcancer. Gonna smell your bike seat?
How'd you guys decorate your bikes forthe naked bike ride? Lots of lines,
lots of glitter, a lot ofsweat. Speaking of sweat, how
did you prepare your bikes separately thanyou would for a regular bike ride.

(01:08:34):
We were planning on wearing underwear thewhole time, so honestly, as a
woman, you never know, likeI've gotten a use infection just from riding
a bike with clothes on. Sowhat are you gonna do? May I
smell your seat is, by theway, the question for all three so
you can get all three, yes, all three dollars up if you want,

(01:08:54):
Well, I think there's definitely gonnabe a mix. She sounds fun.
Is she drunk? There was athere's a lot of partying that goes
on with old oh, thirties,thirties I'm gonna say yes, yeah,
got up bright pink hair as youmight imagine, and facial Oh yes,
I feel like they're all yes.Sounds like all all pink hair. She

(01:09:14):
was hitting the sauce. Yeah,sent me over the over the threshold of
deathly. I didn't ask if shecurrently had a use infection, right about
that, very upset. They didn'tlet us know their skin color. But
again in their position on climatec right, I'm going to say yes. All
right, Sammy, what's your guess? I'm gonna say no, no,

(01:09:35):
any particular reason. The rest ofthe room's going yes, kind me.
Maybe this is like, well,i'd say female intuition, but we do
have Bravy here. Yeah, that'skind I think it's because she was talking
about the yeast infection that she's goingto say no. Yeah, okay,
all right, let's find out Jennyand her friends. May I smell your
seat? Yes? Yes, yes, Oh my god, that's like it's

(01:10:00):
pretty woodsy and outdoorsy. That's basicallyme. All right. You know what.
That's a little more, a littlemore in your face, in your
face, Yeah, you know what. That's lotion. I know I showered
before it came. Wow that laughor something? Oh, I thank her

(01:10:21):
for The second one was a bita bit pungent. I liked how you
were searching for the right words.You're aggressive right now? Yeah? Which
one? He has? Crost becauseit's it's like searching for porridge. Yeah,
yes, just like that. Itis just like searching for porridge.

(01:10:42):
Free bears. All right. Thisis the Portland Naked Bike Ride. Who
we have and one last lady here. Because I'm a famist, I only
talk to you know, it's mostlydudes at these things. This is Adrian
and she got a rented bike.Oh oh all right. I like being
naked with other naked people. Ithink it's really fun. She really do
this as much as we want to, and this is the best chance to
be creative and paints your body forit. A rental bike. Rental bike

(01:11:06):
because my bike was broken and Ileft it in an old apartment building.
So this came through for me thisyear. You've done this before? Is
it tough to ride this far.No. I think I was surprised how
easy it was, because it's usuallyvery flat, very slow moving, just
screaming with the music that people areplaying, like this is my kind of
fleticism. May I smell your seat? Oh wow, that's kind of middle

(01:11:29):
of the road. I think she'sgoing to think you're a creep. No,
I'm getting more of that care freevibe again from from her for some
reason, slightly slightly, but Idon't know. She loves it so much
that she rented a bike. Iyeah, but I think she's having fun,
like doing the interview, but thesecond yeah stuff, And also what
does she really care if it's arented bike? Right? That's and that

(01:11:50):
was my thing. My smell though, Yes, that's the environmental thing to
do when you move apartments and yourbike is later and you just dump it,
right yeah, burning man right behind? All Yeah, I care so
much, But who cares. I'mgonna leave this here. I'm gonna say
yes to her, yes, yes, very carefree. No, And it's

(01:12:13):
the only one saying no. Well, Sammy, what do you think here?
Yes, you're a yes on thisone, all right? Adrian Naked
Bike cried, Can I smell yourseat. May I smell your seat?
Sure? Thank you, it's toohard. Yes, you were like any
petouli or anything. No, you'rejust smell like insects. Right, that's

(01:12:36):
what it is. Yeah, it'seither petuli or bugs bread. They both
smell about as good. Right,Yeah, there's the naked one. Yeah.
Smart, you don't because you don'twant bites down there. No,
the mosquitoes. I don't know ifyou've heard, but there are four times
this made mosquitos this year there theother year. No, boy damn.
Yeah, and you have more skinon display. Time to go and hiding

(01:12:57):
woody. Yeah, I love you. Oh yeah, I not. I
would not do well. There's coachyourself and can get the sacral well and
yeah, could this be your birthdaymonth next year? You could do the
naked bike round. Oh yeah,I'd rather commit suicide. Oh wow.
Yeah. We can't even get medaiceto take a shirt off for any kind
of like bribe. We've tried justa number of times. That stuff.
You won't do. It stays onthe internet forever. It wouldn't be the

(01:13:19):
worst. Let me just say this. You couldn't be the worst looking person
there. No, Yeah, butit's just like you know, anything I
would say online the phuddo would alwaysbe tweeted back to me. You know
why do it? No benefit it? Well, for the right price,
it will happen. At some point, There'll be something that comes up.

(01:13:41):
What if you could get in ahot tub with Rihanna, Oh no,
I want to do it. Wow, will be there will be something that
comes up at some point. It'sjust too good. Yeah, I mean
imagine what that would be. Idon't know. Yeah, I couldn't imagine
what that would be. I haveno idea what to give it me.
What if it was a free roundtrip on Emirates to class with Drake?

(01:14:05):
Yeah, like the like the littlestudio apartment kind of flight. No,
I probably wouldn't do it. Whatdo you even do it for that now?
Because the happiness when it lasts aslong as the hatred. Yeah yeah,
yeah, a lifetime. Yeah.Portland naked bike ride, that's the

(01:14:28):
right thing to do, like forsea bats, like you go do that
when you have COVID, you know, and you have no sense of smell
and you just go down you knowwhat I mean? Out here? Yeah,
that's the best time to go doreews. Yeah. True, you
look, my favorite one was thelast one. No like thank you,
may I smell your seat? Sure? Thank you more? What he shows

(01:14:53):
next show jumpy, I want toI want to go, you know the
nice one Honey show. And thatlast person that you talk to there for
the naked bike ride in Portland,they were mentioning something about the mosquitoes.
And I don't know if you sawthis, you know I'm the person like

(01:15:16):
if you get eaten the live bymosquito. Scientists think they figured out,
by the way, why some peoplelike me are just mosquito magnets and some
aren't. And I meant to bringthis up, and that clipper reminded me.
Now, the bad news is,if you are a mosquito magnet,
there's really nothing you can do aboutit. Like the theory was that certain
blood types attracted them, or maybethe color of your clothes, but there's

(01:15:40):
never been any evidence to back thatup. But these researchers found that your
body odor is to blame. Someof us have something called carbacillic acid that's
in the oil on your skin,and it's an acid that helps keep your
skin moisturized and protected, and somepeople just produce more of it humans can't
really smell it, but mosquitoes can't. And so what they did is they

(01:16:04):
had people wear like nylon stockings ontheir arms for six hours just to let
that scent transfer to the material.And then they looked at which nylons the
mosquitoes loved the most, and somewere one hundred times more attractive to the
mosquitos than the other ones. Wow, and they all had that carbacilic acid

(01:16:27):
factor. I always thought they weredrawn to your breath. Yeah, I
heard, you're not appreciated a bunchof bananas if we're go into a mosquito
prone like, some people breathe morethan others, Like, so why are
some people just those magnets? Idon't know. I don't know. But
the study found the changing your dietor showering more, that doesn't make any
difference. The mosquitoes love you.They're always gonna love you. Crap,

(01:16:48):
And they say, the only hopehere is that the study will lead to
new types of bug repellents. Giveme all the det I know, soak
me out so much, date somuch deep, like nuclear deep, go
out to just check the mail andgo back inside. And I have mosquito
bites. Really hate it. Ihad. I've had one for four days.

(01:17:11):
It's still itchy. It's right onthe edge of my hand right here,
like on the like you hold yourhand up in front of your face,
like palm side down. Yeah,that part right on the left.
I don't know why. Maybe becauseit sits on the desk if you put
your hands down on the desk,so you're always aware of it. Yeah.
It's like, man, why isthis itching so bad? More so
than other ones? And I hateit when those little pricks get you right
on a knuckle or on an ankleor on a knee like some somewhere where

(01:17:36):
it's like it's just there's just basicallythe skin and then the bone is right
underneath, but the joint is rightunderneath. It's so hard to itch those.
Yeah, I sucked bastards. Iwas staying in Malley one time and
somebody left the screen door open andI was sleeping on the couch and then
I got a bit like so badthat I went to the hospital and then
my whole family, yeah, toget some like itching cream or whatever.

(01:17:59):
And my whole family went to McDonald'swith Dommie and didn't give me any.
Oh, so I still to thisday, that's what he remembers. Yeah,
thanks to this day, I'm madat them about that. Eight seven
seven forty four, Wooding set usa text over to two to two ninety
seven. Will be right back backin a bit, back in a bit,
back in a bit. Show.Thanks, check back in a bit.

(01:18:20):
It's The Woody Show. And withthat we begin another new hour of
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Good morning, welcome, Thank you
for being here, Thank you forgiving us some of your valuable time this
morning. I'd like to welcome you. I am the host of the show.
My name is Woody. That israving. Hello. Then Greg Gory

(01:18:44):
is here. Hello, good morning, We've gotten minutes. What is up?
Woody is our social media director.You can find us. You can
follow us at the Woody Show onInstagram and Twitter or on Facebook, Facebook
dot com slash the Woody Show.See Bass is here. Be out here.
We've got Sammy, good morning,Bort and Caroline here. Morgan's here.
Phones are open. You can callin an eight seven seven forty four

(01:19:04):
text over to two two nine eightyseven. Dude, I tell you like
we started doing the video clips again. Yea on the show, and again
the concept of is great these cameras, man is, what what is it
with these cameras? Cameras were notmy choice? Why does it look like
we're trying to uh use face idthese these camera These cameras are not fit

(01:19:27):
for this room, I thought withthem. Then I told the company up
and down that these cameras are notright for our room. Well, I
thought it was a video guy andthat I thought it was menace, and
I'm like, what are you doing? Like why is everything so zoomed in?
No? It looks grainy, absolutelyhorrible. And my initial recommendation was

(01:19:47):
more than half the price, andthey blew that off because they said these
cameras would be the standard throughout thecompany, so and so that I must
get them because they would be builtfor every studio the company. And I
guess what, I was right.They are trash and for double the price,
for double the price, and nowwe have to figure out a way

(01:20:10):
to replace them. Like we don'tneed help looking bad like these, like
we need cameras to make us lookbetter, right, you know, like
we need like the need yes,right, not the up your nose camras.
And again I like that we're doingthe clips. People really really like
that because it's been a while,but they will. These cameras blow,
they will get better once we getthe replacement. How much? How much

(01:20:32):
to get the cameras that we need? Like, how much are we talking
about? I'll tell you if it'sgonna happen or not. Go ahead,
I got some replacement cameras in themeantime, and tell eventually we get new
studios, because who knows. Bythen maybe they'll be better camera technology.
But the replacements would probably be fifteeneighteen dollars with tax for all of them,

(01:20:56):
all of them, and they'll bebetter than me. Yes, I
will give you eighteen Yeah, becausethis close ups too so bad. I'm
happy you brought up the cameras becauseI don't know if you want to address
this Sea Bass, because I totallyforgot about this. But Randy ex employee
was kind of talking trash on youon social media last night, a clip

(01:21:19):
saying that you put on they arefat, not fat, but then he
put on he definitely put on you. I don't know if there was a
couple. I don't know if youwant to dress this Sea bass, this
thing that I want to No,no, no, I swear I I
totally forgot about it until the camerasgot brought up, but then I decided
I'd bring it up anyway, I'llbring it. I kind of nobody mentioned
it. Uh no, I thinkthat's just Randy obviously looking for parts of

(01:21:42):
the fat Club, But that wouldnot be me. You haven't put it
on anyway. Well, we talkedabout that last year that I'm currently in
my I was in my bulky page. Now I'm in my cutting cutting,
but you've been in the cutting pacefor a while. You have it.
So but that's been going well,and it's been going quite well. Okay,
all right, I'll tell him tosuck hey my apologies. Yeah,
yeah, Randy, thanks for bringingthat. What phase is Randy in ye

(01:22:04):
high school? Her? We're goingto shoot the whale too? Well,
that was MENACE's contribution to at therisk of sounding douche m but Rave was
the one who told us that she'sgot something under that same header. That's
correct, because I want to talkabout something, but really, like,

(01:22:26):
I'm gonna sound douchey doing it.I know it's going to come off as
bougie and douchey, and I'm like, well, even better. Yeah,
if it's honest, it's very honest. And so if basically, if I'm
flying more than three hours, lookit's just me and two cats. Okay,
that's who I'm taking care of.So if I'm flying more than three
hours, I'm flying first class,and I'll just buy that ticket. You

(01:22:46):
pay a premium for that ticket tofly first class. And the flight coming
back from vacation in kankun in firstclass was a disaster because there were all
these little kids, toddlers in firstclass and the flight attendants were doing nothing.

(01:23:10):
They were in the aisles. Iwas showing videos to Greg and Menace
right outside my seat playing in theaisles. Make it all kinds of racket.
Their parents didn't care. They werejust up and around and everybody was
everywhere. It was object chaos.These kids were sick, and I got
sick on that flight and was sickfor the like the rest of my base.

(01:23:30):
So she's not over selling it,right. Watch I showed the videos.
It looked like a chuck e cheek. It looked like a preschool recess.
How do you sound, dude,She's saying that, Well, because
I'm up in first class and I'mcomplaining blame. I do have another question,
did they did the kids have theirown ticket for first class or were
they able just to send there?They were not lap kids, yeah,
hopping around the seats. Yeah,okay, And you know, I wrote

(01:23:57):
a strongly worded comment to United.Didn't get any kind of or anything from
that. But then just a fewdays after this happened, there was an
article in the New York Times suggestingthat children should not be allowed to be
in first class. And it's aninteresting article. They're making the case that

(01:24:19):
I'm making that you pay a premiumfor it. You're not paying for kids
to be crying or kids to beup and about and just all this ruckus
in first class. I mean,I don't have a problem with kids in
first class. I have a problemwith the parents in this particular case,
had a big problem with the parentsnot controlling them. Yeah. Now you
can't control completely, meaning like ifthere's a baby crying in your flight,

(01:24:42):
right, it's like the parents liketalking about an infant. Yeah, like
if a baby's crying on a flightor a toddler or whatever, like,
okay, there is not a switchthat a parent knows is there and just
is deciding not to use it toturn it off, they would. It
sucks as a parent who was dealtwith a crying baby on a plane before,
it's but these were not bas.There's nothing that you could do.
Now when they're running up and downthe aisles that absolutely you can control.

(01:25:04):
Yeah, and you can put theinside see like you could see attendants couldn't
get through to do beverage service tothe back. How many kids are we
talking about? At least five fiveor six five kids? Yeah, first
class was occupied by kids. Nowwhen we say that's too Ravey, I
believe that the flight attendants who areyou said obviously bothered right because they couldn't

(01:25:28):
do their job. If their firstclass kids, they're much less less likely.
I would think to talk back tothe parents because if you if you're
in first class, man, youare treated nice. I mean they are
super because if you're in the back, it's sitting down that way. Stop
doing this, you're doing this wrong. You're a first class Oh sir,
oh man, Oh, miss Ravey, Oh can I get just right silverware.

(01:25:48):
I felt like a dick on aflight recently. I was in first
and uh, I was like aftereverybody got you know the plane. You
know. I was still in myseat though, organizing and like putting my
stuff back on my bag. Iwas out of the way. But then
I went to go leave, andI realized they were holding all the coach
passengers until I got off the plane. Oh wow, they were waiting till

(01:26:12):
all the first class passengers deplaned beforethey let anybody out. And so I'm
taking my time because I'm not.I don't realize that. I've never seen
that before. Man. I feltlike it's dick. Oh sorry, guys,
I didn't know you were holding him. I met my com But you're
right. I mean they you know, they will treat you nice, and
if you can get sometimes you canget a really good deal, like it's
not that much more than what youwere going to pay for your coach ticket.

(01:26:32):
It really pending. It really startssucking when you go overseas. But
yeah, oh yeah, on thecontinent you can get pretty good deals.
Well, yeah, for sure.I absolutely agree with the New York Times
article little kids should not be allowedin first class. I don't sorry,
and I don't care. And that'skind of where the comments the comments are
definitely fifty to fifty. You know, set parents and then there's upset passengers.

(01:26:56):
I understand this particular experience was anightmare, right, but I'm not
saying, uh, you know,for all flights like you were talking about
like kids shouldn't be allowed on airplanesor somebody brought that up or said something
along something along those lines. Yeah, adults flights adults which Ryan Air has
introduced to the flying Ryanair it's internationalEurope, intra Europe. Yea. Yeah,

(01:27:24):
Now it wasn't one of these solutionslike you can get kids on any
flight, but they got to belike the back ten rows or something.
Oh yeah, all the back ofthe plane, okayty cool? I support
that. Yeah, I don't careabout it. Could be the rows of
parks of kids, like chaos backthere. Yeah, Like I don't care
about kid noise because I put headphoneson or whatever. I don't care about.

(01:27:46):
I was head headphones on and whatI was watching cranked instill headphones are
not. So you guys know whoGary V is, Gary Vaynerchuk. I
saw him conference one, Yeah fromyou. I like him. I don't
agree with everything that he says,but it's it's it's interesting because right as
Ravy was texting me about all thiskids. Yes, and I hadn't seen

(01:28:10):
the video or send me some videos. No, I didn't see the video.
I just heard about the video.Now, I didn't realize there was
of it. I thought I sentthem to you. I saw the video.
I thought Ravy was yeah being hyperbolic. Yeah, she's not. Yeah,
But anyway, Gary Ved did awhole post online on his channel about
kids on planes and people not havingtolerance for kids on planes. There was

(01:28:34):
some story and of all plays ofthe athletic that he was addressing, and
he was giving his thoughts on this. I immediately thought of, like Ravy
and Sea Bass on this one,the babies are not the problem. The
problem is the crownups. We lackcompassion and sympathy and empathy for others in
their situation. You're on a planeand a baby's crying and you're pistol off,

(01:28:56):
Yeah, put your ear PUDs in, blash your break and shut your
mouth now, or go ask theperson that they need any help. There's
no dilemma with the babies on airplanes. The dilemma is the lack of stability
and kindness to strangers and others thathas been eliminated over the last hundred years
from loving our neighbors is long gone. How about we bring that back.

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There's no problem with babies on planes. There's problems with lack of compassion.
Jesus, You're sorry. Shut up, Raby. Would you like to address
Well, honestly, I'm not eventalking about babies. Like babies, you
can't control that. If they're crying, you can try to give them a
bottle or whatever. Well, youknow, Gary V says you should go

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over to that mom and see,I'm not gonna help them, but what
could you possibly do? You don'thave to do that. He's taking an
unreasonable opinion. He's a pandering pieceof craft. Have some compassion. Go
ask the mob. What are yougonna be able to do for the mom?
If the mom can't quiet the kid, what are you going to do?
Gary? Yeah, Gary, he'sa pandering piece of crap and he

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knows exactly what he's doing. Ifthere's a baby screaming next to you and
he's, oh, he's so funnytoo, Craig drifting Drake and shut up.
No, the baby's in my earagain. Noise canceling headphones are not
one hundred percent and that Drake songis what two and a half minutes,
Gary V. I say, GaryVagina, whoa stands for vagina? Somebody

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really got triggered because I don't believehe believes what he's saying. I think
he's he's looking pandering me. Onehundred years ago we had Waybarker passion on
airplanes. Yeah, I know allof his arguments are ridiculous. He's he's
just he's doing the whole like I'msuch a good person. He's not.
By the way, did he shootthat video from an airplane with a child

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screaming next to him? Now?He did it where he's not affected by
what is happening. So Gary Vagain Vagina. And I'm sure he flies
private I mean yeah, and orfirst class, Yeah, where it's not
usually pandemonium. But STANDEMONI I findhim entertaining, I said, I don't.
I don't agree with everything that hesays, but I do find him
entertaining. Do you agree that he'sa vagina? I'm gonna take a break

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more what he shows next, baby'sjake up a conversation with the person next
to you who's also starting traffick.How's it going? We'll be right back
the show show. What do youshow? I've given you guys a chance.
What the hell? I would neverlook for your podcast. That's fine.
I don't even listen to you.That's on you. As soon as
my radio turns, you guys allgo back to their station. What is

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he? The show? Welcome back? So what started at maybe saying it
was an opinion that she felt wouldbe at the risk of sounding douchey or
bougie. Yeah, really seems tohave fallen on Sea Bass because Sea Bass

(01:31:59):
is now gone back and forth.There's somebody on to town. Well,
people don't like, we'll see Bessout of the big reaction to the babies.
Also, Yeah, because the obviouspandury. I wasn't even talking about
the babies themselves. I'm talking aboutGary vee supposed solution, Gary Vaynerchuk,
Yeah, which is to ignore andand actually go over and assist. Assist.
He's like, how can I helpyou? You can't do anything.
He's just saying that because hypothetically itmakes him sound like a good dude,

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when in reality he's not thinking.He was really getting at people going over
there, and he's basically saying,like, why are you complaining, Just
put your headphones in and shut up, you know, blast your music and
just tune out, Like I'm notreally paying attention to anybody else on a
plane, you know, if Icould tune them out. The only thing
would be if it's like someone standinglike Braby's thing with the kids and they're
running all over the place, right, And that's a huge pet people of

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mine. As a parent, Idon't understand how these parents are so oblivious
to their kids being completely disruptive whenyou're out in public. Well, the
parents were being just as disruptive.That's why they didn't care. I don't
talk. I don't get it.I don't get how that happens. For
me, it's the equivalent of whenyou're at a restaurant, sitting at a
booth and there's a kid at thebooth behind you and they stand end up
and turn around and you're looking downat you, and the parents don't say

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anything so adorable. He just wantsto say hi. I don't want to
say yeah, I'm with you.I don't want to say some kid in
a booth recently pulled like the beanieoff my friend's head. The parents were
like, play are you. Yeah, there was a there was a family

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at another table and the one kidwho's way too big to be doing this,
was standing on the booth like noton the table part, but like
on the and the parents are justcontinuing having their conversations. They're kind of
like bouncing a little bit that they'rejumping out of bed and thinking, man,
if our kids even started to standup, come back down, sit
down you at a restaurant, Igot upset if my uh, you know,

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my daughter will sometimes sit like ona chair with her like knees up.
You know, those are kind oflike almost pulling knees to her chest
and be kind of sitting there,like you put your legs down, off
the table, off off the chair, sit there. We're out in public.
Have some manners any teach your kidshow to behave, but if you're
not correcting them. Yep. Yeah, this is from a study and they

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were asking people what are some thingsthat aren't illegal but should be. Sending
sick kids to school was big onthat list. Yeah, you know your
kids are sick, and I understandlike people are sometimes, you know,
they're in a pinch, like Ican't take off work to sit home with
this kid today sometimes, but that'snot every time. I agree with this
one. We've done this before.Radio commercials that play car horns, sirens

(01:34:31):
or crash sounds. Yeah, yeah, I got caught by the horn recently.
And then a siren. One sirens? Where the hell is that coming
from? We have one, andI'm gonna tell you right now, we're
getting ready to play it. Okay, so he warned. Yeah, but
like we used to do this ona more regular basis, but we'd just

(01:34:54):
be having a conversation, and justas the conversations going on, and we
just not we wouldn't acknowledge it,and so we just keep talking and we
have nothing to do with anything.You're like, what the hell? Remember
one day we played that super lowunder the entire show, right, the
whole show, the whole show.It's really safe too, because it teaches

(01:35:15):
people to tune out real sirens.Things that aren't illegal but should be.
According to the survey, parents whoallow their kids to watch or play loud
video games or TV or whatever they'rewatching in public, adults do that.
Adults multiple flights, everybody. Somedude just pulls up whatever. Yeah,
and he's got like and he's gotlike some some video, some obnoxious like

(01:35:39):
hip hop song going and it's ona loop, so you only hear like
maybe nine seconds of that song,but it's on a loop because he keeps
watching the video over and over again, just scrolling through Instagram, Instagram,
people texting with the sound on.Yeah, I feel like I've I've I've
seen because I've been on a lotof flights over the last few months,
and I feel like I have seenand heard more enforcement on that, like

(01:36:01):
where you can't have something that you'relistening to without having here, uh yeah,
headphones or earbuds or something I saynext, something I say yesterday,
I started watching TV shows and thankfullythe flight attendants like, come on,
what are you doing? Stop idiot, what do you think you are?
Things that aren't illegal of it shouldbe meetings that should have been an email.

(01:36:23):
I know that Sea Bass would likethat one. I agree with both
of these things. Yes, somany meetings are completely pointless. Yeah.
People who cut you off and thenslow down, agreed, right, yeah,
Dix, people asking questions or talkingto you using a urinal or a
toilet, Oh yeah, agreed.Yeah, I don't want to chop it

(01:36:45):
on all places menaces would apply toyou, all right, Ravey would agree,
chewing with your mouth open. Ohyeah, why does it apply to
me? What do you mean?Why is it a talking about wait what?
Yes, I'm annoyed by it.Subscriptions or services that auto renew or
too hard to cancel, like havingit go like you have to go to

(01:37:09):
the gym to cancel the membership.Yeah, place is like, well we
we can cancel your membership, butyou have to call us all this number
between these hours or set a letterto go to the location that you signed
up at and that's within the past, within the past year. Like,
well, how come on Netflix,I can just press a button and it's
over canceled. But you're so yourgym is so precious that if you're trying

(01:37:32):
to screw me, what you're tryingto Oh for sure, you're trying to
just keep getting my money every monthand think I would be like, well'll
notice it's for customer safety. Wellit's for you. That's why I love
the Apple update, like about ayear or two years ago where they consolidated
where you can unsubscribe to apps thatyou probably forgot about that charge you a

(01:37:53):
dollar two dollars that's a good idea, and certain credit cards are good about
that'll. Hey, did you justknow that you been paying and recurring charge?
All right? So what is somethingthat's perfectly legal that you think should
be illegal? If you want tohit us up, either on the phones
or on the text. Great,I don't think they have these really anymore.
Speaker phone is one thing, butlike those remember the next telephones that

(01:38:15):
were like walkie talkie? Who wantsto hear your conversation? Nobody does?
When those things are super popular.People in the grocery store all day so
obnoxious, We'll be right back theirdiarrhea. Guess the Woody Show, the

(01:38:38):
show. Fuck, it's like justthese fat people standing. Who are you
fart knockers? This is the WoodyShow. I've still got a Woody Well.
After Raby declaring earlier in the hourthat kids should not be allowed in

(01:38:58):
first class, the should be alaw rule. But you find ourselves in
a conversation about things that are legalbut you think shouldn't be. People driving
with dogs in their lap came inon the text over the nine. Yeah,
I agree with that one too.More and more dogs for some reason
just hanging out of the window,like half of their body of the driver's

(01:39:19):
window. But seabast you could say, if you don't have a dog,
you can't have an opinion about that. Yeah, you don't have a dog.
Don't have a dog. How dareyou? I have a dog,
so I can have an opinion aboutit? Just understanding it seems very dangerous,
right, Like I don't understand howdog in the lap is fine,
not dangerous. But if I'm holdinga phone to the side of my face,

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I can still be on the phonein the car. The the the
distracting part is not the conversation I'mengaged in. It's the fact that I'm
holding it to my face. Well. Also, I guess what if your
airbag goes off, your dog's deadand you are seriously injured. Oh,
it's definitely dangerous. See I'm kindof hoping at that point that the dog
kind of like breaks my fall.So it's a big I guess what dog
is not safe for an airbag?Yeah? I got the forcing people to

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use self checkout I don't work here. Forced Well, so I was at
the grocery store. They had onelike checker working. There was one lane
open, so everybody who had morethan fifteen items in that one. It
was backed up down the aisle,and so everybody who had less than that

(01:40:25):
was had to go to the selfcheckout. Otherwise you got to wait behind
seven people. You know, It'slike there was that that is an inconvenient
that's not efficient. I forget whatitem it was for other than alcohol.
There was something else that I couldn'tbuy in the self checkout. I didn't
know about. Not cigarettes, giftcards, remember stamps, maybe gift cards.

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Marlin, let's go to O's Goodmorning, O's, Hey, good
morning, love you. What's somethingthat's not illegal but you think should be?
I think this should definitely be legal. Any commercial or advertisement where they,
you know, advertise their product andat the end of the show or
the end of the product, theygo on this spiel fast forward and super

(01:41:10):
fast motion on all the terms andconditions of whatever. That the legal disclaimer.
That's like an optioneer. Yeah,oh my god. Yeah, it's
so dumb because there are all theseare all of these laws that stay well,
if you make certain claims in yourcommercial, you have to run this
disclaimer disclaimer saying this. And sowe've had to record commercials before where we

(01:41:33):
had thirty seconds worth of actual informationfor you, and then it was like
another thirty seconds almost disclaimer legal whatever. Right here a gambling ad on a
national radio show. They have tolist every single state and all that states
in Tennessee and New York in kellHunter gambler. Yea. And that's not
the company's fault. That's people whoare suing the companies. Yeah, and

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Ray, do you have a gamblingproblem? Right? I do. I'm
not gambling right now currently, notgambling problem. Oh thanks for the call,
man, appreciate it. Here yougo. Some of the other ones,
uh, college professors who make youbuy an eighty dollars textbook that they
wrote. Yeah, I am eightieslow. I was gonna say that's a
bargain. I agree this one.The size of the closed button, like

(01:42:17):
the X button on the pop upads. When those come up, you're
like, all right, you're lookingfor the little and sometimes they fake you
out because there's an X there.But it really is a click through for
Yeah, it's not to close itout. That should be the faintest grad.
Who is the worst with Papa badsis news sites? Really of all
the websites, Yeah, terrible foodcompanies basing calorie counts on super small serving

(01:42:44):
sizes like ramen noodle where one packis two and a half servings. Oh
you know, like you see that. I'll finish this later. Well that's
all cookies too, like yeah,one, yeah, don't even put that
stuff. I agree this one replythe reply all emails. We have some
loser that does it all the time, especially when you reply all comedians.

(01:43:06):
Oh god, I don't know thatyou're psyched about this news. I just
right. Also the text slow walkers, loud chewing, Oh, excessive public
displays of affection agreed. Like ifyou're a teenager or whatever, I get
it. That's what teenagers do whenyou're like in your thirties and your forties

(01:43:29):
or whatever each other. Yeah,get a hand in each other's back pocket.
Like, come on, man,you have plenty of time to do
that. Like teenagers, there's onlyso many places they can do it.
What are you going to do it? Go home and do that in front
of your parents. Now you're outin public, and what fine, that's

(01:43:53):
where you got so and that's youknow, you're a teenager, grown adult
couple sitting side of the booth.That's even I would make that illegal if
it's if it's only the two ofyou at that meal, not even comfortable
to speak to each other. No, exactly. If it's only the two
of you at the meal, ifthere's other people there, of course you
sit next to your person, theycan sit next to it. But if

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it's just a party of two andthey get you to a booth and you
sit on the same side of thebooth, you should go to jail.
Just a night. Draw something likethat, adustration, something along those lines.
Join fun and that's gonna do it. We, of course, are
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(01:44:38):
tell you where you can find theWoodi Show podcast, which is the woodieshow
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and more. Find it just goto the Woody Show dot com. Braby
Man Sea Bass Sam anything like toadd No no Greg Gory parting words of
wisdom please. Yeah, you'll neverhear a Buddhist use the term yolo.
I feel like I should understand why. That's funny. Yeah, they believe
in reincarnation. They're coming back.You don't only live once, see okay,

(01:45:20):
and that's why. Yeah, we'reBuddhist getting No, I wasn't getting
okay now, I was just thinkingabout being more zen. Are pretty zen?
Right? Yeah? You missed itcoming back Dolli Lama has been the
Dallai Lama like multiple times. Youknow you can't hit a home run every
time, you know. So Iloved it. Greg. Thanks Ray,
Now I'm saying I struck out lookingYeah, yeah you Greg was excellent.

(01:45:42):
Yeah as always, babes, thankyou very much, Greg Gory, thank
you so much for give it thewood. He show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know we'dlove it to appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys could suckit. S MD double M. I
quit this bitch,