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The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training Class is now in session.
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A good morning everybodyday. It's Monday. It's January the twentieth,
Inauguration day, twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Don't hear a lot about that in the news today anyway.
Welcome to The Woody Show, brand new week, getting after
that money. That's great. Gory Menace is here. What is up, buddy,
There's Gina grad Sammy Sea bass I spy with my
little Iye Bort there in the Woody Show production department. Morgan,
our associate producer, is here. Von our video producer. You
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are VIP, our guest of honor. Thank you for being
here and giving the Woody Show some of your valuable
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seven seven four, Woodie, you can hit us up with
the text over to two to nine eight seven. We're
gonna do a round of Woody Show weakest Link today.
Also some creepers of the news, which we'll get into
a little conversation for the ladies. What's the creepiest way
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that a guy has hit on you throw a diarrhea
of topics in there. Sea Bass's local news story of
the day. Checking out with the after hours voicemails, I
have a very ambitious plan. Yeah, what we get to
we'll see, let's see what happened. But that is the
plan here today on the Woody Show. So that's what
I got, Menace. What do you got for us?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Well, I'm glad that Morgan's here because she shared some
shocking information with me that she tried a Costco chicken
bake for the first time the other day, and I
held my questions about her review of the chicken bake, okay,
because Menace has been preaching the word of chicken bake
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for many, many years, saying, yeah, you look confused.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
I'm very intrigued. I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Chicken bake.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It's like a chicken bake is like a hot pocket
more and so it's just like you would imagine hot pocket,
you know, any other kind of hobbits. So it's it's fancier.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Yeah, I love hot pockets.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
A little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
So it's got it's got the chicken in there, and
it's got like a sauce. It is they tell you
it's a Caesar style sauce. Yeah, right, so called Caesar dress.
Somebody got really upset.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
With you, said, he Here's what I did is when
I bought it, I got a I put Caesar dressing
on it because I saw it on the menu and
I also, apparently being too boojie, didn't realize that was inside.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
But they also sell the chicken bake in mass quantities
inside the Costco. But it's one of the things they
offer at the food court. Get the food court.
Speaker 8 (03:08):
It's a bigger it's a bigger version of it's different
getting it at the food it's bigger.
Speaker 9 (03:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (03:12):
Okay, Well, I gonna admit I got this one from
a liquor store and it was like a frozen one.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh it's not even Costco.
Speaker 10 (03:20):
Yes, it says Kirklands. You know chicken bake.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Okay, all right, that's store down. Everyone thought we had
some fake news.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
However, then that's why I got it. I'm like, what
the heck they got chicken bakes in this liquor store.
I was on my way to watch UFC. I'm like,
I'm getting this right, But is it gonna taste different?
Speaker 9 (03:41):
Though?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Because it is smaller and it's not baked and thereovens.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yeah, yeah, you need to handle this.
Speaker 10 (03:48):
You liked it, I really liked it.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Yeah, you still liked it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It's instant diarrhea for me probably, Yeah, but he'll eat
the chicken salad, which is just.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
The chicken.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Their rotisserie chicken sald is the light.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Definitely mental problem when comes to that. It's so bad.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
So you say it so on a scale one to ten,
what are you giving it?
Speaker 10 (04:10):
Give it an eight?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Wow?
Speaker 11 (04:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
So was this grab and go like it was hot
and ready chicken bake?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
No.
Speaker 10 (04:15):
I took it to the house and I heat it.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You prepare yourself. They're selling loose chicken bakes. I was like,
oh my god. I mean that's a liquor store. Move
clicker store on the way to watch UFC. No, she
didn't say I stopped for caviar, greg it the microwave.
Stopped for a buzzball and a loose chicken bag.
Speaker 8 (04:32):
Yeah, so it says, you know, preferred in the oven.
I did the microway.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Tras and she still liked it.
Speaker 10 (04:41):
And I still liked it.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Okay, but for reference, the once the ones she bought
in the box or that come in the box. They're
fifty percent smaller than the ones of the food See.
I was surprised by the size.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Okay, wow, I mean we have three people in this
room that have never had a chicken bake. And did
you grow up in Cambridge or something like Dallas.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, but they have Costco numerous Yeah.
Speaker 10 (05:02):
I just got a Costco thing not too long.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Well, it's it's one of two things, man, It's it's
either too bougie and like you know, basic to do it,
or just not much of the stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
A fat ass. You can't even go to Costco without eating.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I've never gone to the food court me either.
Speaker 12 (05:17):
I love that pizza, but that's all I've ever had.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I mean the at the food court. But it's got
to be I don't know, maybe ten times total my
entire life, what all these years gone? Because I'm not
going there to eat. I'm going there to get ten
times in a week. It would take us there specifically,
it's not it's not a destination to eat. It is
for many Americans crosses a fine country. It is take
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it easy, take a communist grad.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
I have a big question. Do we still love Moodang
or have we reached have we reached Moodang fatigue, No
ask a question, Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
What exactly is mood Dang? I see the name keep
popping up.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Moodang is this adorable little pigmy hippopotamus that it's like
two months old and she's real ornery and tries to
bite people. But slippery, very slippery. Moodang translates in tie
to bouncy pork. She's a bouncy.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Pig because pigmy elephants, for reference, they full grown. They
only get as large as like a large, big old
like heifer.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Yeah, you know, so it's a little baby, little baby,
little baby, a tiny elephant.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
That's the baby version. Sorry, I keep taking.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Although I love baby elephants. So and now Moodang is
even a bitcoin.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Like dog if I wasn't off board before. Full was
highlighted on sn L this week, which was fun.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Because this is because the crypto coin dog died whenever
that's still going strong.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yeah, but no, once Moodang has become an adult, the
Moodang is done.
Speaker 13 (06:52):
Right.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
We like a baby, a little baby Moodang yeah in Thailand.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Yeah, but once Moodang is older, kind of like a
poppy like who cares and mood.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Dang is like feisty and tries to bite people, and
that's what makes it so funny. But do we still
love her?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Okay, correctly now here she ages out.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I'll be totally honest. I know, Greg, We've talked about
this kind of stuff before. We just see something and
you immediately decide that it's not for you. Yes, the name
mood Dang, I'm like, like, I didn't explore it. I
kept seeing that it was popping up, and I go,
don't know what that is? I still don't know what
that is? Still know what that is? I didn't even
think to mo Dang was probably she probably knows all
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about mood Dan.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
That's a healthy attitude because these things they will be
gone in another week, and so you just say no
Dan forever.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yes, Sammy, what do you got?
Speaker 12 (07:44):
I had a dream that I was making out with
Breck and Meier.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Oh the actor, Yeah, the actor happen and.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I've heard I've heard the name.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Yeah, he was in clueless.
Speaker 12 (07:57):
He was like the skateboarder guy clueless.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Yeah he's Franklin and Bash.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Oh wait, oh yeah I know who he is.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Yeah, you love him. You definitely know who he is.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
He's fifty. Is that a little too old for you?
Speaker 12 (08:10):
It's fifty and it was present day breck and Meyer.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
In my dream.
Speaker 12 (08:14):
It was like gray, fifty year old breck and Meyer.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
He's one of those guys who's small, like Seth Green. Yes,
and and I love him. He's not looking looking.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Oh, I think he's cute.
Speaker 12 (08:24):
But anyways, so I make out with him in my dream.
Speaker 8 (08:27):
Looking Morgan, he's not my type. He looks like your
brother Sammy.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Oh that's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
No, no, yeah, your brother Sammy wants to have sex
with her brother.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
I didn't look like my brothers, so weird.
Speaker 10 (08:39):
He looks young for.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Fifty though, So she won't have sex with her friend.
She goes that big trip with she'll bang her brother.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
That's really weird. Legal Yeah, what do you think, Gina?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
I think he's cute, Yeah, he is cute.
Speaker 12 (08:50):
Anyway, he was a really bad kisser in my dream,
and it was so disappointing, And I thought, how you
fifty years old and you don't know how to kiss?
Speaker 6 (08:59):
You of children?
Speaker 10 (09:01):
How did this happen?
Speaker 12 (09:02):
So anyways, I was very disappointed because I've finally made
out with him in my dream and he.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Was bad sounds like a challenge breck and ye's what?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah? Now was it with tongue?
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Okay? Nice?
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Whenever like in like high school when guys are really
bad kissers, we used to call it a lizard going
through mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
That's hot.
Speaker 12 (09:24):
It wasn't like that though, he was very tight lipped.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
It was weird.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
How much is how much tongue? Is too much tongue? Like,
how would you describe it? Like is it a dance?
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Yes, okay, definitely a dance. You don't, you don't. You
don't just enter the room with your tongue. You knock
and see like his tongue. Okay, yeah, it's just a
little like I know.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
But then once then once we got a wonder like
I thought about this at one part? Yeah, where did
that start?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Like you know what to do?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
We're gonna lick tongue. Your tongue is gonna lick my tongue.
My tongue is gonna lick your tongue.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
And then we'll gets a toothbrush.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Yes, totally right.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, think about all the you had to describe to
somebody who had no idea what you were talking about.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
And you're like, but.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Which one's the bad one.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I would draw a lot. Yeah, sharing a tooth brood.
Somebody had texted us, sorry, said one. He said, I
had a weird dream where I kissed Woody oh, and
then realized he was married and was never going to
leave his wife for me because he loves her too much.
Somebody had a dream about me that never happened.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
Thinking of that, I can top that in real life
with your friend Woody here, because when we were on
our last trip, a girl, a woman was eye screwing
him and.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Oh, yeah, should told me about this.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I was walking behind wood He is now dumb, this chicken.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
This woman was just like, oh my god, she was
like like having sex with him with her eyes and
then she looks at me and goes, he looks just
like Eminem.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Oh god, yea.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Eminem.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Yeah, the Dion bear.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Yeah, I was taking young Eminem.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Did you say, does you mean to say Eminem's Yeah,
she was there. It was a it was a make
a Wisch trip from the Association of the Blonde and
the Association of Retarded Citizens. Would they call him that arc?
Speaker 13 (11:14):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
That's the thing? It wasn't. Did they still call it that?
It was an Association Retarded Citisens. I believe because there
was one down the street from where my dad lived,
and they, you know, they had all kinds of things
going on there.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
Oh dear God, for people with intellectual and developmental disability.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
That's how they describe it. But is it still called
it's the ARC now, the ARC, the Association for Retarded Citizens.
Make up the name.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
I didn't make up the name.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Can I just apologize real quick to Breck and Meier?
Because I just for for a reason.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
For something, I had to dream about him.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
There was a wonderful right off off the top of
the head.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
I didn't realize who he was, but he is a
star of one of my favorite movies, Road for It.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Yes, yeah, yeah, that on board.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Apology notice Yeah, sorry Breckon eight.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
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Show is next heng.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Woody Show, and we are into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Hi Woody, Right,
there's Menace, Hi, Gina.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Grand good morning, there is sea Man. Yeah, we got Sammy,
we got phones open. Eight seven seven forty four Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can also
hit us up with a text. You can send that
text over to two to nine eight seven. Need your
feedback because we have a question for the ladies this hour,
and the question is what's the creepiest thing a guy
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has done to hit on you? There's I mean, there's
there's there's a lot of creeps that have been in
the news. I mean everything from you know, Diddy to
this guy at the airport that I'm gonna tell you
about here in a second, to the Amber Crombie ceo
guy to I mean that's what these gay predators?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Yeah, Greg, what is what'll? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Can you what about the guy that was on American Idol?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
You see that?
Speaker 13 (13:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:16):
If he never kissed a girl?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
And he kissed Katy Perry during his audition. Yeah, it
seems Benjamin Glaze and he was arrested in Oklahoma on
child porn charges. Cops found more than seven hundred pieces
of child sexual abuse material on his phone and his home.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
He sang on the twenty eighteen auditions, and he told
the judges he had never been in a relationship or
kissed a girl and that's when Katy Perry kissed him
on the lips. Yes, Katie loves that. Yeah, right, look
the rest of it, Yeah, that's that's.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
What she needs.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Is she's trying to revitalize her music career, which I
guess is not going so well.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Oh no, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
There was just something I read this morning about how
she was on top of the world and then she
decided to quote take a break. This has happened a
number of times throughout the years where you get an
artist who is like so not oversat I mean she
was oversaturated for a minute. She was everywhere, Yeah, and
there was this worship of Katy Perry. Everything she did
touch turn to gold, you know. And then you take
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a break and you lose that momentum and you never
get it back because you think like, oh, I'm gonna
take this break. I'm gonna take a year off, but
take two years. I'm gonna go do other things, and
then when you come back, it's just gonna be the same.
Speaker 11 (14:25):
No.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
I mean it doesn't happen to everybody like that. But
there is a thing called the hair theory. Have you
heard about this? When I'm coming to pop stars? So
with the hair theory, you either have to be blonde
or you have to have really dark hair, right, you
can't have in between. Also, when Katy Perry came back,
she chopped off all of her hair.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Yeah, she did.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Yeah, and that didn't go over well with the audience.
Know how to come back? She looked super hot.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
She lost a ton of Yeah, she looks amazing.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Now. The other one I remember was Boys to Men.
Did that back in the day, I mean right around
mid nineties. They were everywhere end of the road to you,
all these big songs. Yeah, and they decided that they
needed a break. They're going to take a break, and
they took at least a year year and a half
off and then they tried to have a comeback and
it went nowhere.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
That get all that all that heat was gone.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
Yeah, sucks.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
It's always these singers that want to take these long breaks. Yeah,
it's never the line cook at Denny's right.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Well, they can afford it, doesn't need to revitalize the man.
When you're riding a wave like that, make hay while
the sun shines. Yeah, you know it's gonna end.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
She also took a ton of heat on American Idol.
Everybody just turned on her anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
So by the creepers guy in Arizona arrested. He was
hiding under women's vehicles at a car wash, just so
we could stare at their feet. So he'd park next
to women who were to the beach, who were vacuuming
their vehicles out, and he'd get out and crawl under
their cars and just stay there for several minutes, and
they'd slip back out out when they were done vacuuming
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and pretend like he had been working on his own car,
greg like cleaning a tire or something skinny, as he though,
if he can do that, I.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Know, I'm pretty lucky. But wouldn't these women be wearing shoes?
What's exciting about any of that?
Speaker 6 (16:11):
And like, sorry I backed over you. I didn't know
you were peeping on me.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Well, if you're at the beach, right, that's I mean,
that's a fine.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
There's a thrill in this.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
This is a car wash.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Yeah, he's at a car wash, saying, go to the
beach if you want to see.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
What I thought you were implying this was by the beach,
sliding under vehicles at a car wash.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I want to see fee go to But that's not fun.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
You got to terrify people under their cars.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Right, and you don't maybe they don't live near a beach. Greg.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
At least one woman caught him in the act. She said,
at one point, I saw his head pop out of
the driver's side looking up at me. He was also
caught on surveillance cameras. He was charged with voyeurism besore
the conduct, and he knew what he was doing. According
to the cops. He has a quote history of similar offenses.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Oh oh Okaya, go to a shoe store, watch women
trying on plenty of places.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Go to the pediatros, he wants to pete.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Somebody that I know who is obsessed with feet, which
I did not know, who shared with me one time
that he would go to the mall and it's like
sits on the bench and like look at feet anywhere
and ye hanging out.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
This other creep In the news, a homeowner in Washington,
d c. Called the cops because she saw a guy
stick a cucumber in the grill of her car, and
then he used it to perform sexual acts on himself
and then after he got his cops say, he performed
lude and obscene acts on the cucumber itself before then
putting it back in his lunch box and walking away.
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So did he just go ask to mouth with the cucumber?
Because if he because if it performed sexual acts on him,
and then and then he performed lude and the obscene
acts on the cucumber.
Speaker 12 (17:53):
Ye, different sides, I mean it has two sides.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yeah, exactly like he flipped it.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
That's just because then that because it says he used
it to perform sexual acts on himself, which I think
we know what that means. But and then he performed
lude and obscene X on the cucumbersides.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
For hygiene purposes, he took the tailpipe end.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
It doesn't sound like he would do that, but it
is a possibility.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I'm still thinking he when asked the mouth on the
too uh and other getting freaky news a couple of
Michigan They were driving one day and he just got
two horny, So they pulled over to some random driveway
and started having sex outside broad daylight. As they're banging.
The family that lives there, they got a ring alert.
They're thirteen year olds. The one that pulled it up
and saw the couple bang and cops of not being
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able to track the couple down.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Really with their license plate right there.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I don't know if they could make that out they
saw them on the ring camp doing it because they
got out.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Of the car.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, yeah, they started having sex out. Is anybody paying
attention to details here? I don't think you pulled in
to the random driveway and started having sex outside in
broad day I did say it outside, go back, you did?
Thank you said you said in broad daylight?
Speaker 6 (19:08):
No cut, You did say that, but I was thinking
you meant like, instead of going in the house, they
were outside.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
In their car, instead of driving the car inside. Exactly right,
they got there outside in broad daylight.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
I thought you made it in of course the car
is outside. Getting out of the car was not implied.
Thank you.
Speaker 14 (19:29):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
And then there's another yeah, thank you, there's another creep
in the news.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
This is the one.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Okay, So ladies again, the question for you guys, you'll
be able to call in text in what's the creepiest
thing the guy has done to hit on you? Like
we're setting this topic up with a lot of sucks crimes.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Yeah, well, just creeps.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
Yeah, they are creeps.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
It's all creeps, that's true. This woman from Texas, freaked
out by a text that she got from this stranger.
She was at the airport. She gets this text message
that says, hey, my name is Nate. I saw you
and thought you were beautiful, so I had to find
a way to talk to you. But instead of you know,
actually talking to her, he saw her number on her
luggage tag, and that's when he reached out to her.
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He goes, I promise this isn't as weird as it seems.
Give a guy a chance.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah, not dog.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
This is why I hate having my number on those things.
I hate having my address on my license. I hate
all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I mean, all I gotta do is like I just
put the I mean not that anybody's going to text
me to hit on me, but it's just my name
an email address. Yeah, that's exit too.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Yeah. I mean you don't have to put everything on there.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I don't put cold bars in.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
There's thirty clothes, yeah right, yeah, but you're going to
have any of that. Here's here's the chick.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
I'm just sitting there on my layover.
Speaker 15 (20:39):
And I get this tast Hi, Kristen, that's not even
my name. I saw you and thought you were so beautiful.
So I had to find a way to talk to you.
I saw your number on your luggage tag.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
I decided to text you.
Speaker 15 (20:54):
I promised. This is something as weird as it seems,
give a value chance. If he wanted to talk to
me so badly, why didn't you come up and talk
to me like a normal human?
Speaker 16 (21:02):
Be up?
Speaker 15 (21:03):
I have no idea who this guy is, and I'm
also extra worded out because I haven't address on my
luggage giy, so he could potentially know where I live now.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Yep, yeah, not curious reflection. I don't believe anything she's saying.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
Yeah, that does That does sound like a TikTok, sort
of like made up story for yeah, you really put
it past the dude.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
I don't no, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I believe this could happen. I just don't believe we
got we got guys like hiding under cars a car and.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Saying, hey, Kristen, that's not even my name is quite
a detail. Why would she?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Why would she even that?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Okay, I'll be all alone on this, but let's assume
all of this is true. Yeah, I don't think it's
that creepy. You don't know because I could totally envision
if this technology existed back in the olden days. How
did your grandparents meet? Oh, my dad was at an airport.
He saw my mom and thought she was pretty, and
they'd be like, oh, that's so nice.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
That would have meant that he walked up to her
and had a conversation with her, which he's still welcome
to do.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
Yeah, close enough to take a picture.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Maybe he thought this was more clever or something. It's
not that great.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
I think it's what Greg is implying, what he's been
trying to say for quite a while now on the show,
that men have been villainized so much, so.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Much that everybody's a creep Everybody compliment a woman creepy.
Speaker 17 (22:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
I don't find that creepy.
Speaker 12 (22:22):
I think socially awkward turns into creep for people, And
then I think that's what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Guess what you're saying, because then it leads to people
like Sammy saying that she'd rather be out in the
middle of the woods with a random bear as.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
Opposed to her dude exactly. The problem here is this
guy's story does not add up. If you were close
enough to get the number, you were close enough to
say hey, how's it going.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
But that's the thing he's That's what Sammy's saying, is
he's so good. This is like telephone. He's so socially awkward.
He's this is his only chance at meeting her.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
But again, maybe he thought it was more clever. I
don't know. Also, I mean, how are you supposed to
meet anybody anymore without being being considered We know the rules,
you can't compliment anybody if you're ugly.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
But about this Greg, somebody on the text three we
had a question for the ladies, what's the creepiest thing
a guy's done to hit on you? Now, this guy
might not have been trying to be a creep or
come off as a creep. You know, maybe he just,
you know, he's made a mistake, an error in calculation
of how to approach this person. Different Like, not everybody's
trying to be a creep. Some people are just you know,
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they're shooting their shots.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
I think a lot of it too, as guys have
lost the art of the game, literally, like because everything
is dating apps and texting the you know, fifteen years
ago of having to like chat someone up, that skill
is fast.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
The door. Well, this person had no problem coming up
to this woman who texted us nine eighty five. One
guy flat out told me his penis was pierced and
then wiggled his eyebrows at me.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Hell yeah, they hook up.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
That's how it took.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Would a woman liked that.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
I have a friend who dated a guy with the
like derma like ball things right, and she said it
was awesome.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
I don't see how anybody would like to try it. Yeah,
all right.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
So question for the ladies, what's the creepiest thing a
guy has done to hit on you? Eight seven seven
forty four? Woody, You can go ahead and give us
a call. That's eight seven seven for Woody, or you
can I set us a text over to two to
ninety seven. What's the creepiest thing a guy has done
to hit on you? We'll get to your stories coming
up next. You made it then just in time, the
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Woody shows that.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Question for the ladies were get your stories here. What's
the creepiest thing a guy has done to hit on you?
Gina Grad Do you have a story?
Speaker 6 (24:44):
Yeah? I have a few of them. One that comes
to mind if we were at a club and the
DJ gave me his number and asked me to swing
by his place before work the next morning so he
could go down town on me.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Okay, I mean that's how club DJs are. This tracks
for you and yeah, I mean I know I know
a lot of club DJs and it's pretty filthy.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Rot One guy asked me to pepper spram because I
was carrying my pepper spray. He's like, I could take it,
like I really want me.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
That's supposed to show you like how tough he is.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
I think that was the point I did pepper sprama.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
How they go.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
I mean he had like snot and stuff coming out.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Of his face and good, you thought that was really hot? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (25:36):
It was so dude was.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, Sammy, I.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Have a couple. One of them was just kind of weird.
Speaker 12 (25:47):
He came up to me and was like asking me
out basically, and I, just to be nice, was like, oh,
I have a boyfriend. I didn't have a boyfriend, but
you know that's like the go to line. And then
and he wanted my number and he was like, oh,
your boyfriend doesn't allow you to have friends.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
I just want to be friends.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Give me your now.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
It was like, yell at me, that's hot. Yeah, it
was so weird. It made me so uncomfortable. Flag yeah right.
And then there was another guy.
Speaker 12 (26:12):
In college who showed up to my work like three
different times.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
And it was an all girls boutique.
Speaker 12 (26:19):
We didn't have men's clothes, there was no It was
so strange for him to be there. And yeah, he
was in one of my classes in college. And then
I guess found where I worked, came in, realized how
out of place he was, so then he bought a.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Gift card for his sister and then he like came
back with his sister who was like young and was
like forcing. It was so weird.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
And the.
Speaker 12 (26:43):
Owner though, she was like, he's he's a nice boy though,
like he you know, he just doesn't know what to do.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
No, but you could tell he wasn't a creepy guy,
but he was so socially awkward that he didn't know
what to do showing up to spend money.
Speaker 18 (26:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Yeah, the odor is like he's by, yeah me keep
on coming back, he grows. No, he was just not
she was weirded out.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Yeah, he was, yeah, very socially awkward. So he wasn't
my type. And he like barely even talked to me.
But kind of did it was weird?
Speaker 4 (27:14):
And what to do?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah eight seven seven four Wooding. You can send your
story ladies over to two two nine eight seven say
how to Chanta? Hey, good morning Shanta Chantey. Boy, Right, so,
what's the what's the creepiest thing a guy has done
to hit on you?
Speaker 9 (27:27):
Well, I used to work at a gas station at
the late night shift. Yeah, about eight o'clock, this guy
comes in and he's like, hey, my friend really likes you,
and then proceeds to tell me about all the things
I did that day, going to school, what buslip, some
times I went to the bedroom, all this kind of
stalker stuff. But then he goes, but it's not me,
it's my friend. He's just really shy.
Speaker 17 (27:47):
Though.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Again, this is one of those things like not only
you making it very clear that you're stalking somebody, but
are those stats supposed to be impressive? That guy needs
to be on a list.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
That's pretty scary. He would be three times.
Speaker 9 (28:02):
I mean, but Greg, but Greg, I mean he's just understood.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Well, this stocking element totally negates that part, the fact
that he followed you to school with the bus your
bathroom breaks. Yeah, thank you for listening.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
To this show. Appreciate the call. Have a great day.
Let's go to Andrea. Good morning, Andrea, good morning, Good morning.
All right, So, what's the creepiest thing of guys done
to hit on you?
Speaker 19 (28:32):
So my store is a little more benign. But I
was in Michigan visiting some extended family and I got
up to like the Sprint store to see if I
had an upgrade available on my phone. And so you've
got to give them your phone number so they can
pull up your account, right, So he did, and he's like,
oh no, you got to wait a couple more months
till you know you're eligible. I was like, okay, cool,
(28:53):
thank you. Left, and hours later I'm back at my
aunt Tom and I get this message like, hey.
Speaker 20 (29:00):
This is so and so from the store.
Speaker 19 (29:03):
I thought you were really cute and funny and so nice,
and like, you know, do you wanna get to know
each other?
Speaker 8 (29:10):
Like, oh, dude, I don't know who you are.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
So weird fishing business purpose, that's it? Yeah, you don't
go fishing from the customer pond.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that would be against Prince policy. Yeah,
they wouldn't be cool.
Speaker 14 (29:23):
Did you Sprint to the police department gets all right, Andrew,
thank you for the.
Speaker 18 (29:29):
Next day.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah, they probably gave it that.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Upgrade, all right, right?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
This one from the text A friend of a neighbor
moving into my apartment complex followed me to my apartment
when I was bringing up groceries, and then he asked
to smell my hair during our conversation. I literally had
to push him out of my doorway to get him
to leave us. From Ashley six six says I had
a high school friend who liked me called me from
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the roof of my house from his cell phone one night,
and I heard his feet walking on the roof.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
That's so weird. How would you even come up with
that idea? Kind of like that last call?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Sixty six one says a manager took my info off
my paperwork at the tire shop to text me and
asked me if I was single, and then showed up
in my apartment on a separate occasion.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Good.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Yeah these these You could press charges for both of these.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah. Nine four nine says when I was eighteen and
still in high school, I worked at a Starbucks and
there was a hot guy who worked at another store.
I'd covered shifts with him. Here and there, and we
exchanged numbers, but we never went out because he gave
me the creep. Ha, hot guy gave you the creeps.
He asked me to move with him, and I told
(30:46):
him that I couldn't because you know, I'm still in
high school. And after that, he just started showing up
in my work randomly and staring at me from the doors.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
Hot guys could be creepy.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah, but HI give you the ick?
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Yeah but yeah, but that's give him a break.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
I don't know, man, you'll see something in the eyes, I.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Know, But like if the guy wasn't good looking, or
you weren't attracted to him, he wouldn'tive him a second thought.
But I think because he is hot, you'll at least
investigate more if I guarantee you that sheick's calling the cops,
all right? Eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's eight
seven seven forty for Woody. Text over to two two
ninety seven. This one says literally happened yesterday. Guy gave
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me his business card, asking me if I'm looking for
a job as a painter, and then followed me around
the store and then he waited for me outside. Oh no, thankfully,
I wasn't alone this one and the days before Facebook,
a guy I met once somehow tracked me down to
the law firm that I worked for and randomly showed up.
(31:48):
That's scary. This one. Uber driver says, I drive for
Uber side Hustle. I had a rider tell me I'm
on my way to go give go, give oral to
a girl unless you want me to oral you instead.
Speaker 13 (32:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, I had to change the words up there. I
beg you, sir, I beg your pardon, sir, No, thank you.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Get out.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
He was drunk but just kept trying to touch me.
Eventually had to threaten to use my taser on him.
All right, God, alright, eight seven text us two to
ninety seven. We'll wrap this up. I have to break
a couple more texts that are coming through and call
or two ladies. What's the creepiest thing of guy's done
(32:31):
to hit on you? Give us a call more next
year On The Woody Show, what do you show to
be back?
Speaker 17 (32:38):
This is show?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
All right, so hot topic. We asked the question of
the ladies that you're hearing about a bunch of creeps
in the news, Like, what's the creepiest thing a guy
has done?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
To hit on you.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
There's some interesting stories already.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Yeah, a lot of stalker elements. Yeah we have. Uh,
let's see Jane B. Good morning.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
Hi.
Speaker 21 (33:03):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Wow, that's a loud ass phone. What are you driving
with the top down?
Speaker 17 (33:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Your trucker? No, all right, So what's what's your story?
Was the creepiest thing you guys done to hit on you?
Speaker 16 (33:15):
So?
Speaker 22 (33:15):
I was at the time a director out of preschool,
and I was dealing with a divorced family where the
dad was a prominent police officer, and he would try
to flirt with me all the time, and of course
I had to be friendly with my families as the director.
And one time he approached me to say, you're a
hard one to get in touch with, and I said,
I don't know what you mean. And then he told
(33:36):
me that he had researched me on social media. He
had checked all sorts of profiles and he couldn't find
anything on me. And then he proceeded to ask me
out to see if I would be interested to go
out with him on a date to a concert event
that he was working.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
You want to watch me work?
Speaker 13 (33:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (33:56):
This crowd?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Yeah, see, I'm pretty sure that's against the rules too.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Problem.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yeah, for like cops to you know, use the resources
of the department to try to find some check to
hit one.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
Yeah, I'm not making excuses, but he was probably looking
online to see if you had a partner, right.
Speaker 22 (34:14):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Okay, I like it, Jam, thank you for the call
for she listen to what the show by you that's
about to rin?
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Hey, good morning, Wren morning. All right, so having me
on of course, So.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Question, what's the creepiest thing a guy's done to hit
on you?
Speaker 11 (34:34):
Okay?
Speaker 23 (34:34):
So this just happened yesterday.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Oh wow, I'm at work.
Speaker 24 (34:38):
I'm at work.
Speaker 23 (34:39):
This gentleman twice my age comes over to me, tells
me how much he loves my beautiful red hair and
that he just hasn't been touched in over two years.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Is that why he came to the doctor? I do
want to get touched.
Speaker 23 (34:55):
Sorry, So after that, he says, uh, he used to
show me pictures of his.
Speaker 24 (35:02):
Younger sons who are my age on his phone and
is complaining about how the current.
Speaker 23 (35:09):
Woman he's with pays for all of his things.
Speaker 24 (35:13):
He's a concubine to her.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
And then he was.
Speaker 18 (35:17):
Hoping yes, and he was hoping I would stay late
after work to find out if things would escalate, to
take a ride in his in his concubines truck.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
Let's let's see what happens we come by. He's a
sugar baby.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Yeah yeah, but he's.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
Yeah, already attractive, very but guy, thank you, attractive but
so creepy. You'd never even remotely consider this guy.
Speaker 24 (35:49):
Right, run exact, but good time either way. I'm sure
I just way fall and wave. Have a good day
at work.
Speaker 9 (35:57):
Enjoy that sugar.
Speaker 24 (35:58):
Mama at home. Get some touch here soon, all right?
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Well, writ thank you for the call.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I appreciate you. Listening to the Woody Show. On the
text says I was in the military. This guy I
was in with would touch his eyebrow with the tip
of his tongue, and he thought I'd be impressed by that.
That actually is impressed.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
How would you do that?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Three oh two guy told me that he wanted to
eat the dried crust off my underwear.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
Oh care.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
One four says I was in line at a gas station.
A guy behind me said that he would pay me
good money to kick him with my shoes. I was
wearing high heels done at the time.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Yeah, do you do that?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Did I? Did I send you that video? Or was
I thinking about it?
Speaker 5 (36:43):
I was going to send to Greg and you of
that guy that walked up to those two girls at
a parking lot and bought their socks off them.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, he gave him forty bucks. He's like,
have your socks.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Everybody say hi to Jason. Hey, Jason, what's your story?
Speaker 19 (37:01):
Hey?
Speaker 25 (37:01):
You know, I know this is about women, and I
am all for women. Trust me on that.
Speaker 5 (37:05):
Man.
Speaker 25 (37:05):
I'm a serious guy.
Speaker 9 (37:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 25 (37:12):
Brand New is this company? Lifetime dreamed to be working there.
And I was being trained and we're at the hotel
eating dinner and beverages to get uh me and the
guy that's training me and then his friend, so guy
training me, he's like, all right, bro, I'm going upstairs,
going to bed, have a good night. And I said,
all right, I'm gonna have one more and uh I'm
going to bed too. The guy that was sitting next
(37:33):
to me, he as soon as the other guy got
up and walked away, he's like, hey, what's up.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Brother?
Speaker 25 (37:39):
He's like, can I take you upstairs? And uh as
you said, oral you And I'm like, excuse me? What
totally out of left Field, didn't even know the dude's
name anything. I'm like, yeah, no, that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 11 (37:51):
He goes, well, why not.
Speaker 25 (37:52):
I said, yeah, I don't think you'll understand. I'm married
and I'm straight, and that's not happening. He goes, yeah,
but I still do it. I'm like, that's I'm sure
you can't. But we're not doing that.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
So I'm like, okay, this is over.
Speaker 25 (38:04):
I paid my bill. I went to the bathroom before
I went up to my real big mistake. I'm standing
there with my junk in my hands, doing my thing,
and the door in the bathroom comes flying open.
Speaker 11 (38:15):
Oh no, And I'm like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 25 (38:19):
And he's like, look, I thought I would try one
more time. I'm like, dude, this is nat get the
heck out here. I've never seen the guy ever again
in my luck.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
I mean, maybe you should have taken him up on.
It might have been in a really amazing mouth party.
Maybe maybe he missed out of the mouth party. Yeah,
I mean he's a really good salesman, all right, Jason,
hard to get all right, Jason, appreciate the call man.
Thanks for listening to the Woody shows. Show, and we
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are into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world, and a good morning to you, thanks for
being here joining us today. My name is what that
is Greg Gory?
Speaker 17 (39:04):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Right, there is Gina grat There we got menace. That
there's sea bass. We got Sammy phones are open eight
seven seven forty four wood. You can hit us up
on the text over to to nine eighty seven. What
is show weakest link? Coming up this autum, we'll hosted
by the guy who really wants to host a game show?
That'd be Greg Gory. If I want to announce a
(39:27):
game show. Oh, that's right, that's my dream in the world.
I know exactly that super easy, come on down. Hey,
I'm done for That's just that's just one of them,
I mean some of the other ones. I think it's
just the beginning on.
Speaker 6 (39:39):
Here's your house, right, Greg Gry That's right?
Speaker 7 (39:42):
And then yeah, who's really got a hard job is
the guy for let's make a deal, because not only
does he announce, but he is live playing music, Like
uh jeez, what so he has like seven or eight keyboards,
he's a DJ and so like as like you know,
if someone's thinking about which door they're gonna choose or whatever.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
He live playing.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
He's very down a stadium well, participating in some of
the games. Okay, well, everybody, you can't just have one
job anymore. You have to serve multiple roles.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
On Jeopardy.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
I was talking to another radio buddy of mine and
at his radio station. What they're doing now is everybody
who's on the air, because they were saying, oh, well
early on from ten am to two pm, they're giving
them four hours of stuff to fill out the eight
hour day, like office work. Oh they could it could
(40:36):
be anything. Oh wow, they just give him four hours
of other tasks.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
You know.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
So it used to be like you were on the air,
and then that was it, right, that was a that
was a full time job. They're like, no, that's be
a full time job. Now it's like here, you're gonna
go gas up the van and you're gonna go work
this event wo and and everything else. It's a different day,
you guys, can't just who wants coffee? Also got a
little piece of Dougan news. You might have seen this
(41:05):
video pop up on your feeds. This dog in Colorado,
Oriyon is his name, oriyan Ate. Something that he shouldn't have,
and the vent posted a video of the little dugan
crapping out a ton of Orbi's water toys, those little
beads that expanded wide. So this is the dog taking
the dump. Looking at the Look at all the Orbi's.
(41:29):
It's just like they're going all over. There's no poo
in there, it's just straight Orbi's just all over the floor.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
Well, I know what we're doing for experiments.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
So he pooped out most of them, still needed surgery
to get the rest of them. Mout X ray revealed
that he had also eaten some staples. This guy, he's okay,
he's already back home. How did dog survive and eat
your heart out?
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Minus?
Speaker 2 (41:49):
The video already racked up over one hundred million views.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
Lucky dogs.
Speaker 6 (41:56):
Here's a close up clearly absorbed Orby's.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Those are big orbis.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Yeah they spend.
Speaker 6 (42:02):
Yeah, they're little poppy seeds and then you put them
in water.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, see me, What color Orby's do you want?
Speaker 4 (42:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:08):
What? What? What color would you like to many?
Speaker 6 (42:12):
Blue?
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Babe? Blue would be cute.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Yeah, we have to eat, but.
Speaker 7 (42:16):
You have to eat straight Orbi's for like a day
and a half to get the other stuff out of
the way, so.
Speaker 6 (42:21):
It's not just like I don't know, yeah, yeah, maybe
turn around.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Something tells me it's going to be like the new
the new gift for Jiff or whatever. Yeah, I'm so
happy that I'm you know, rainbow. It looks like it
looks like confetti, right, so fresh, like happy birthday, And
then you send this to that's for you. Hey, let's
get on that right away.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah, you've got orbis weakest link. What do you show
weakest link with Greg as your host? That is coming
up next?
Speaker 4 (42:54):
Who's ready?
Speaker 5 (42:56):
I am?
Speaker 4 (42:57):
You know you're never ready.
Speaker 6 (42:58):
I never participated in this, you haven't, So it's just
like regular weeks link.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Then we try to and we try to earn breakfast
hell yeah, and time four a little Woody show weakest link.
All right, so Greg will be the host, just kind
of like you see on the TV version if you
remember that weakest link. So Greg will have these rapid
(43:25):
fire questions, will go around the room. We'll try to
see how many we can get in the allotted time.
It's only a minute, that's right, that's all we've got.
And we tried to try to get.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Eight, I believe, right, yeah. Yeah, the group.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Yeah, that's right, this genus first time playing Woodie Show
weekess link. I'm hungry and so Greg has the questions
and I think the rest of us are ready to
give it a good old college truck.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
Yes, and you guys decide who goes first.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
Also also, if you don't know the answer, dell waste time.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
Yeah, because if you only have a minute, got it?
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Okay? Yeah, it's very important. Is the host ready?
Speaker 4 (44:08):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Contestants, who are you ready?
Speaker 4 (44:10):
Who's going first? Menace will go first? To go first
round Number one? Woody Show weakest le menas. What is
the main ingredient used to make pesto sauce?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (44:19):
Uh Parsley, Sorry, Basil Gina. What is the name of
the music festival founded by Jane's Addiction front man Perry Farrell? Correct?
Woody and competitive swimming? How many different strokes or styles
are there for? Correct? Sea bass? What does POTUS stand
for President of the United States? Correct? Sammy. What is
the name of the drink that is half iced tea
half lemonade?
Speaker 6 (44:40):
Arm Palmer?
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Correct Menace? Which US state is directly south of Georgia?
Speaker 17 (44:44):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (44:45):
South of Georgia Florida. Correct, Gina. Who are the two
creators of the TV show South.
Speaker 6 (44:50):
Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone?
Speaker 4 (44:52):
That is correct, Woody From what bird do we get meat?
That's called squab? Squab, turkeys, pigeon, sea bass? Which actor
the narrator narrator of the movie stand by Me?
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Danny to be done?
Speaker 4 (45:05):
Richard Dry Sammy? In motor racing? What color is the
caution flag?
Speaker 19 (45:11):
Right?
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Yellow? Menace? How was the number twenty written in Roman
numerals X one x? We started pretty strong.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
We were on track, with the exception of the first
one for Menace and then my squab squab I had
never even heard of that before. Squabs at obscure. Yeah,
I not heard that one, but yeah, and then it
fell apart. Then the wheels came out true wood show fashion.
Speaker 16 (45:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Well, your strongest player of that round was Gina. Yes,
mikas player was Menace. Everyone else in the middle.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
Okay, damn it.
Speaker 12 (45:43):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Feel free to vote me off, but we'll start with Menace.
Who who gets your vote? Sammy?
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Sammy? Sammy? Who gets your vote?
Speaker 10 (45:50):
Menace?
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Gina?
Speaker 7 (45:53):
Let me just tell you this, you didn't necessarily get
at that round, but MENACE's answers are very very comical.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Right half the time. Best likes to keep medicine there
strictly for the entertainment. For Sammy, Yeah, who you're gonna
vote for? You gotta strategize. Who's gonna help you win?
Speaker 6 (46:09):
Yeah, as much as I love you, everybody knows that
there's no Parsley in Pesto.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
That's not the point. Okay, Menace, Menace?
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Sorry, so we have oh Sammy, oh boys, all right,
I will I will vote for Sammy.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
Yes, nice Sammy.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
You Oh the weakest link, lucky deuce girl, We're back
in so peanut butter and jelly. Right then, I I
love no, I love, just observe and run. All this
sounds that's right? Yeah, all right? Round number two?
Speaker 4 (46:44):
What do you show?
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Weakest slink? Where do we leave off?
Speaker 4 (46:46):
We love the Menace?
Speaker 2 (46:48):
I started Gayeah, Gina, Here we go, Round number two.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
Gina went a whale or one of us leaps out
of the water? What is that called breach? Correct? Woody?
In nineteen eighty four, what did Rick Allen, drummer of
def Leppard lose in a car accident?
Speaker 16 (47:01):
Arm?
Speaker 4 (47:02):
Correct? Sea bass? How many size does a hexagon have?
Correct menace. What was the name of Michael Jackson's pet
chimpanzee bubbles correct Gina in terms of weight. What country
produces the.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Most coffee Brazil?
Speaker 4 (47:15):
Correct Woody. What is Scooby Doo's nephew's name Shaggy Scrappy?
Sea Bass? What French term literally means fat Tuesday Marty gross?
Correct menace. What is the capital of India India.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Hinduism?
Speaker 4 (47:32):
That would be New Deli via Gina.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
What does VHS stand for Video Home System?
Speaker 4 (47:39):
Correct Woody. In the movie Legally Blonde, what magazine Dezell
woulds refer to as the Bible Hustler Cosmopolitan? Sea Bass,
not including jokers. How many cards are there in a
standard deck forty eight fifty two menace? What slobbering movie
dog shares a name with a classic composer, Oh, Beethoven? Yes, wow,
all right, cool?
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Yeah, well you are the station cavyr and lobster tail. Yeah,
all the finest things creaming free, the legally Blonde thing.
I don't know if we've ever seen the.
Speaker 6 (48:15):
Movie Bawell Cosmos Cosmo.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yeah, I mean educated guests wouldn't have heard. I know,
but I want to hang you know, don't want to
hang everybody out trying to get breakfast here. Wow, okay, cool,
you are Bacon. We gotta still vote somebody off Menace
(48:39):
to get your vote.
Speaker 7 (48:40):
Your strongest player was Gina again, Sea Bass and Menace
both with what are your weakest player?
Speaker 4 (48:47):
You miss only one out of three?
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Okay, all right, I guess I'm gonna have to go.
You WOULDI thank you?
Speaker 6 (48:52):
All right, I've been out of his misery than Mass.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
I'll also vote for Woodsy.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Yes, the weakest thrip. So just the qis we've got
double breakfast, double breakfast aka like a dessert station crap, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 4 (49:12):
All right, Yes, that's how the game works. So you
just pick whatever you want and I get it. Chocolate fountain, wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
I?
Speaker 4 (49:20):
Yeah? Yeah, gold but all the fixens you know I
like that.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
I'm pretty sweet? Yeah? Oh yeah Brown number three?
Speaker 4 (49:30):
What do show?
Speaker 2 (49:31):
Weakest link? Who starts?
Speaker 12 (49:32):
This?
Speaker 4 (49:32):
Would be Sea Bass? I believe I started with Gina,
So Sea Bass. What l name is given to a
poet who wins the Nobel Prize? Correct? Menace? What X
word is the fear of foreigners or strangers? Uh, illegal aliens, xenophobus?
Gina donkeys and other load bearing animals are known as.
Speaker 6 (49:53):
Beasts of what burden?
Speaker 4 (49:55):
Correct? Sea bass? What is three quarters of eight?
Speaker 2 (49:57):
That'll be six?
Speaker 4 (49:58):
Correct? Menace? What pos is mentioned in the song Yankee
Doodle Macaroni? Correct? Gina? New Orleans is nicknamed the Big
What easy? Correct? Sea Bass? What is the last letter
of the Greek alphabet onicron Omega? Menace?
Speaker 5 (50:13):
What?
Speaker 2 (50:13):
Mass?
Speaker 4 (50:14):
Book of books about the stereotype of male masculinity is
titled Real Men Don't Eat what cheez? Kish? Gina? Talin
is the capital of what Baltic country?
Speaker 17 (50:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Hell, kazakhstwn Estonia?
Speaker 4 (50:28):
Sea bass? What is the highest mountain in Greece Olympus?
Correct menace? What makes up twelve percent of an egg's weight?
Speaker 18 (50:35):
Yo?
Speaker 4 (50:35):
The shell? Gina? What kind of nuts are used to
make marts? Upon?
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (50:41):
Correct? That's correct, but I'm still only seven unfortunately. Question.
Yeah the armar on, Yeah, it wasn't Medas. Who got
one out of four?
Speaker 19 (50:51):
Dog?
Speaker 2 (50:52):
I got that important one. You're the one I kept
him around.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
I will admit, Omego, I should have gotten that.
Speaker 26 (50:56):
Yeah, thank you, thank you, breakfast all the Yeah, we
are Actually I think we should have guy come in.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Or Gordon Ramsay, I've stayed out of it for the
most part, except for the chocolate fountain things so far,
because I wasn't about to spend your money. Greg Banks,
Bobby the most station to have vove. Okay, all right,
well one person is going to go. Is it going
to be Menace, Gina or Sea Bass? We're still playing?
Speaker 4 (51:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (51:30):
Yeah, the rest for Okay, all right, I'll put myself out. Okay, vote.
That's right, You're not allowed because I would. I would
vote for myself every time.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
That's a dumb rule, so therefore I ignore it.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Who get your stop making things difficult too late?
Speaker 4 (51:44):
That's my vote? All right? Go around the rooms?
Speaker 6 (51:49):
Okay, I guess see how that works the week?
Speaker 13 (51:53):
All right?
Speaker 6 (51:53):
Man, we got this?
Speaker 5 (51:54):
All right?
Speaker 4 (51:56):
All right, let's do it double breakfast.
Speaker 6 (51:59):
It's just a forefunsies round.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
All right, here we go next round? Will you show
weakest link medus?
Speaker 4 (52:08):
What are the first three words of the US Constitution?
I do declare we the people? Gina? How does James
bond like his Martinez shaken? Correct? Menace? What is the
eastern most state in the contiguous US?
Speaker 2 (52:22):
Alaska?
Speaker 4 (52:23):
Maine? Gina? What creditor is most Deadly the Sharks people
correct menace In the movie die Hard, What does John
McLean leave behind in his limo?
Speaker 2 (52:33):
A Teddy Bear?
Speaker 4 (52:34):
Correct? Gina? How many fingers does Mickey Mouse have?
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Four?
Speaker 4 (52:37):
Eight? Menace? What converse salesman is the only person in
both the Basketball Hall of Fame and the Sporting Goods
Hall of Fame?
Speaker 2 (52:43):
Bo Jackson, Chuck Taylor?
Speaker 4 (52:44):
Gina In the movie National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, who played
the wife of Clark Griswold's.
Speaker 6 (52:49):
Neighbor, oh of Julia Louis drip?
Speaker 4 (52:52):
Correct? Menace? What do you get when you add fresh fruit,
among other things to red wine? A fermented wine? Yeah, Gina?
In the Twelve Days of Christmas, what did my true
love to send to me on the seventh day?
Speaker 6 (53:05):
Lords ladies?
Speaker 4 (53:06):
Leaping seven swans? A swimming menace? And a website address?
What does the dot What does the common dot com
stand for?
Speaker 17 (53:12):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (53:13):
Computer overs keep going, miracle system? Computer ovis stands for
commercial Commercial?
Speaker 2 (53:23):
I would have said commerce, would you give me credit?
Speaker 4 (53:25):
Greg for you?
Speaker 5 (53:27):
No?
Speaker 6 (53:28):
And that Mickey one was just a misunderstanding.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
Yeah, that's a common tactic in these questions is to
give you sort of but not actually trick questions.
Speaker 4 (53:37):
Oh you have to be on the looking.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Well, that's how you play Woody Show Weakest Awesome. It
might be a lot less contentious than we've had the past.
Sometimes it's broken down to yeah, many argument Woody Show.
All right, Well, some feedback after that last round of
Woodies Show Weakest Sling. This one came in Gina representing
(54:02):
Mensa very well, Sea Bass not so much.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
Not correct.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
We both did quite well. Oh okay, he just went
long with five six two is wondering did Sea Bass
feel intimidated by Gina In the Weakest Link? He voted
himself out. Oh that was a bonus round and Menace
had to stay in.
Speaker 4 (54:17):
So I wanted Gina to enjoy Menasa.
Speaker 6 (54:19):
It was fun, I told you.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
Okay, I would have loved to have seen them both
go toe to toe. And now that we have a
Gina grad and Sea Bass game to determine who's smarter,
Oh boy, that's from the five oh five texting over.
So I told Greg, say, if you have a questions,
got dream come true? For like one more round of
what do you show weakest link? It will be Mensa
versus Mensa. It'll be Sea Mass going up against Gina
(54:47):
grad Okay, one round? Who's going first?
Speaker 4 (54:51):
Ladies? Okay the sea best first first?
Speaker 2 (54:55):
Who is getting that getting? He said the opposite of
what I said. Hey, show hands, all right, Gina, you
will go first. Same rules before here we go. We
show we gets like Gina and the TV show Cheers.
Speaker 4 (55:06):
What is the upscale seafood restaurant located directly above the
bar pass Melville Sea Bass. What actor played the role
of Jack Horner in the movie Boogie Knights, Mark Olberg,
Burt Reynolds, Gina, When you turn fifty you might get
an invitation to join the AARP.
Speaker 6 (55:20):
What does that stand for the American Association of Retired
People of.
Speaker 4 (55:25):
Retired Persons Sea Bass? In cooking, what does the French
term coke a von translate to cockin wine? Shall take it?
Chicken with wine?
Speaker 5 (55:34):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (55:34):
Gina? Which actor has been dubbed the Muscles from Brussels correct? SeaBASS?
What is the three letter term for a young goat
A you A kid? Gina? What three letter term can
mean a small opening and is also the name of
a clothing company Volvo? Yeah Easy? Sea Bass in two
thousand and five. What dating site did your friend doctor
(55:55):
Phil start writing an advice column for mash dot com. Correct, Gina,
if you were talking to somebody on a CB rad
you and they asked for your ten twenty, what are
they asking.
Speaker 6 (56:02):
For your location?
Speaker 4 (56:03):
Correct? See Bass. The actress Jane Leaves played a character
named Daphnean what sitcom? That would be a phrasier? Correct,
we'll see Bass smoked Gina on that one.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
I don't know about that. It was three to two,
and I got two of your answers, right.
Speaker 6 (56:15):
That doesn't that doesn't mean that that was just I
got two of your answers, right?
Speaker 4 (56:19):
Which ones?
Speaker 6 (56:20):
Coca fon?
Speaker 2 (56:20):
I got the one right? The wine a screen.
Speaker 6 (56:26):
It's actually technically it's rooster, by the way, which is
a cock?
Speaker 2 (56:28):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (56:30):
And then what was the other?
Speaker 17 (56:31):
Today?
Speaker 5 (56:31):
What was?
Speaker 2 (56:31):
What was your?
Speaker 6 (56:32):
Was?
Speaker 2 (56:32):
The first?
Speaker 3 (56:33):
Was one of his?
Speaker 6 (56:34):
I knew the BOOKI knights one I raised right now?
Speaker 4 (56:36):
Yeah, okay, I'll give you that one back.
Speaker 2 (56:38):
I still beat her.
Speaker 4 (56:39):
I got the gap one because I go to the mall.
Oh yeah, paid off. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
By the way, did we not give Gina the point
on the AARP question?
Speaker 4 (56:48):
We did not.
Speaker 6 (56:49):
I did not because I said people instead of persons.
Speaker 2 (56:53):
To their website.
Speaker 4 (56:54):
The question was, what does a r P stand for? Okay,
it does not stand for American Association of retire People.
Oh my god, it stands for the American Association of
Retired person And how did he get.
Speaker 6 (57:04):
A point for translating the French Coca vaughn correct cock
and wine?
Speaker 4 (57:11):
Because the correct also and also a good point.
Speaker 2 (57:13):
That's not a bad point. I'll tell you why. Because
the it is a a rooster.
Speaker 4 (57:17):
And wine is one of you.
Speaker 6 (57:19):
You didn't know that, Greg said chicken.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
And well, Greg, Greg technically gave the wrong answer. I'm
looking up right now. So it's there are many translations
of the word rooster, person.
Speaker 7 (57:30):
Word peoples and people are the same thing. It's not
Gina Great, it's Gina grad.
Speaker 6 (57:35):
But but great and grad don't mean the same thing.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
People.
Speaker 5 (57:38):
Those that means multiple and then person means one's plural.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
The National Collegiate Athletic if you said athletics, no, the
Athletic Association, you're you're.
Speaker 6 (57:49):
You're making my point. Persons and people mean the same thing.
Speaker 4 (57:53):
Aar P. I'll go to the website right now. Yes,
we understand that, fine, Yeah, we understand.
Speaker 6 (57:58):
That sins and people mean the same thing.
Speaker 7 (58:01):
We're talking about a proper title that I translated. Okay,
so I think someone meant it.
Speaker 14 (58:05):
One of the difference, yeah, is this how he shuts
down every art Because I know you're used to people
stopping talking, but I'm not.
Speaker 4 (58:15):
Moving like cocaine.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
Like if I if I, what's the definite of cookie?
Speaker 6 (58:18):
It's not going to say cock, no, never and wine never.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
You know where you're going to see it says cock
and win cver every translation I see says rooster in
You said you said cock right, which I.
Speaker 6 (58:31):
Believe it's because you didn't know what that meant, because
because I thought it was penis. I don't know what
you thought, but you do. I know he gets a
little extra hype for minutes. But there's two words I
know are, which is and wine. I don't believe you
knew what the first word meant, So you made a
joke saying like I don't know cock.
Speaker 7 (58:49):
Whatever you said, I knew it's I knew it was
a I knew it was a word that meant chicken
obviously because it's a dish obviously, but it's not chicken.
Speaker 4 (58:57):
It's rooster and the I.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
Don't want to trigger you, but I knew that.
Speaker 6 (59:00):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
Again, she's not getting that we're talking about again?
Speaker 6 (59:04):
Am I not getting this?
Speaker 2 (59:07):
I would have given you the point for the ARP thing,
Greg Would you give her the point or no?
Speaker 16 (59:11):
No?
Speaker 4 (59:11):
I actually did not give her the point, right, I'm.
Speaker 2 (59:13):
Saying, But based on this argument, does this change because
I got then? I don't think Seabas should get the
point either. But this is a translation.
Speaker 6 (59:20):
Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (59:22):
Okay, fine, don't give her the point, but then you
can't give him the point for cock and wine.
Speaker 6 (59:26):
For you're making these are both translation questions, and one
point and one did not.
Speaker 2 (59:33):
How is the title of an organization?
Speaker 4 (59:35):
A translation?
Speaker 2 (59:35):
With the organization is not a response?
Speaker 6 (59:42):
Did you tell the question? I forgive me. That was
a side question.
Speaker 2 (59:46):
By the way, Greig, let me point this out. Did
I not correct Gina?
Speaker 4 (59:49):
But before you even gave your answer, I don't answer
in a world.
Speaker 2 (59:55):
Question, Gina does not get the point. The question is
does sea basket after the argum ask at the point
for cock and wine? And it's rooster and wine. But
it's not just we couldn't negate both and we still
I don't think he would have gotten out on Jeopardy
that's always your argument. Wouldn't Oh yes, I would. In Jeopardy,
it would have given you the credit for that Jeopardy
(01:00:16):
cock and wine. They would have given you, Greg, you
got it, you know they would look.
Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
I would just argue either way you put it. That's
a great Friday night. Yeah, yeah, perfect convo. Hell all right?
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Well question yes or no?
Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Greg? You give him the credit.
Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
Because you asked him to translate.
Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
I was trying to be a professional during the hosting duties,
and in that moment I gave him the point so
I might stick with my my core belief in that. Yes,
I did accept it, all right, menace? Would you accept
because I knew exactly what he was talking about.
Speaker 6 (01:00:52):
So here's here's from the like A, you didn't translate anything.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
I didn't say, Coke read it one more time.
Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
The question it was, it's okay, I.
Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Don't have in front of me, but it was, what
is the translate the French Dish covan? What does that
translate to? In English?
Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
It's called not only was I accurate, I was hilarious.
I don't therefore double points.
Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
That's subjective. I don't think we're gonna get to the
bund all right, you know what.
Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Nobody gets breakfast over this fight. Sorry, that's that's the
rule I made up, Budding. You can change the rules, right,
we can change the rules. Yeah, I guess see.
Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Thanks a lot, Sea Bass.
Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
You ruined it. Yeah, way to go, dude, It was me,
not Gina.
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
All Right, we got some more woody show coming up
for your next hang on.
Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
Will be right back.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Welcome back, everybody. Well yeah, well, there's so much to
cover in the news, and we do our best job
bringing all the different types of news to you. But
what about some of these stories that show up in
these local news broadcasts?
Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
What about them?
Speaker 16 (01:01:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Sea Bass has a knack for finding some of the
more interest ones, and so we turned things over Sea
Bass's local news story of the day.
Speaker 22 (01:02:05):
I felt something like wet and warm on my back.
Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
This is the.
Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Maam born about me a pizza burger burg. He finally
did their dad's role. And so do you know how
this fire started?
Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
It was pleasant my cousin.
Speaker 21 (01:02:22):
He's mad because he can't get with me an animal.
Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
Here's a goopy local news.
Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Oh yeah, night and Sea Bass.
Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
What do we have for us today?
Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Well, that little town Oakland's Oakland, California, I used to
live there. That's right, just lost Docs lost their third
and final professional sports team very recently. Now they have
a plan. I saw this pop up in the local
San Francisco NBC eleven news. Oakland has a plan to
fix all that they do. How can you change the
(01:02:54):
negative narrative of Oakland? A new social media campaign launched
today called Oakland is Better in Person. The goal is
to promote positivity in the town in hopes of drawing
more people back to the area.
Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
There's NBC's Lena Jones.
Speaker 21 (01:03:08):
The hope is the constant push of positivity through videos
and hashtags will help encourage people to visit Oakland and
experience the town for themselves, from its culture to events,
instead of making judgments based on what they hear in
crime reports.
Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
What you mean the constant and all the news, the
constant attacks and violence. See I can fix that with
a hashtag. The fact that In and Out can't even
survive there, and everyone.
Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
Loves in and Out And there's a brand new Walmart
right behind that In and Out that's also gone.
Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
All the sports teams, they can't even have traffic lights
because like people steal them.
Speaker 6 (01:03:42):
They pull the wire out.
Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
That's what we're trying to combat with hashtags. Hashtags, you know,
those pesky facts battle do it and actual news. Okay,
here's what I did.
Speaker 7 (01:03:52):
So what I did and I went through the local
Oakland news to see if that is indeed true or
if indeed Oakland is hashtag better in person or see
it in person wherever the hell they said.
Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
So experience it, experience yourself in person.
Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Now, if you go to Oakland, experience it for yourself.
You might be driving down a road and you might
see a bunch of tires with like yellow and black
stripe painting on them in the middle of the road.
Why would there be these tires?
Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
Is it art?
Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Well, let's find out from Fox too.
Speaker 27 (01:04:20):
Okay, frustration in East Oakland neighbors taking matters into their
own hands, installing street barriers to deter reckless drivers. But
tonight city workers removing those roadblocks.
Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Of course, we have you been asking there for help
for seven or months with zero response.
Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
What so they've been asking for seven months was zero response? Okay,
they actually did something.
Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
Actually, by the way, that's thirty Fish Street.
Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
That's gonna be recurring. Female. But here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
Yeah, because the city didn't install it, install it to
you know, overpay for it. That's why there's an issue.
Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
So what are the yellow and the So what they
did is they've they've been having these street takeovers, these
side shows, and it's because they have a big, wide intersection.
So what they did is they basically made the intersection
into a roundabout by taking tires again, painting them so
you can see, I mean, you know, then filling them
with dirt and stuff so that you can't just you
can't be doing donuts and stuff in that intersection.
Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Because, like the guy just said, they didn't do anything
because he called and called and nothing happened. So what
do you want us to do? Well, the city came
in and remove those, because of course they did. Yeah,
that makes sense. Here's here's a more residence of the area.
Speaker 27 (01:05:36):
City crews encountered Heckler's Tuesday after Dude Well, snatching up
dozens of dirt filled tires from the Sitter Lane.
Speaker 13 (01:05:43):
Kids have been hit on this street. There are people's
cars that have been crashed into and totaled. And not
for the performative making everyone feel better renaming streets after
dead rap artists?
Speaker 25 (01:05:55):
Do you job?
Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
What else you call super.
Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Professional super exactly. Get a translation, Yeah, who else so
they can call other than the city is what he's sharying.
Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Super super like you guys saying everything, don't judge me,
I'm but that's the resident. By the way, the person
who lives there said it perfectly like the city council
loves to rename you know, whatever t podcs are, but
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they don't care about the actual crime and kids getting
hit and property damages.
Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
What he's supposed to do.
Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Maybe all these residents who live there on that street
and took the time again to build their own barricades,
maybe they're wrong. Maybe these side shows and street takeovers
are totally peaceful and wonderful local bits of culture. Sure, well,
let's go to a report about one that happened recently
where five people got shot.
Speaker 21 (01:06:58):
Businesses and neighbors in the Diamond districts say they're sick
and tired of sideshow, skid marks and shooting, leaving five
people shot in. Business owners say they're fed up and
thinking of leaving the area.
Speaker 6 (01:07:10):
People don't want investment, monu for what you dan you
your life and then your life for you staff just
to try to make some leaving.
Speaker 21 (01:07:20):
Please say, all five shooting victims are in stable condition.
So far, there have been no arrest or given.
Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
You're kidding at NBC eleven, need some more Oakland translation. Yeah,
And it's the thing.
Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
It's like, yeah, we can crap on the city all
day for being terrible, but elasee assistants are trying to
make you better.
Speaker 7 (01:07:43):
But but and then what that guys saying is, look,
I'm not going to open a business where you know,
their street takeovers a gunfire.
Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
I'm gonna go some unleaskland. Well, this is why.
Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
Also, I got in a fight with a lot of
people online who are like hardcore athletics fans aka A's
fans of the team, and they're all crying about the
about the baseball team leaving.
Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
I go look at the surrounding.
Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
Like I'm not saying the owner is awesome, but at
the same time, like, you know, it's an investment, dude.
Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
I went to a game there last year. There there
was nobody in those stands. You look at common sense.
Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
I'm going to take my massive investment and I'm going
to move it to a city that likes, cares, cares,
and it's.
Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
Going to make it better and worth a lot more money.
Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
What the numbers were specifically, like how much the Raiders
were worth when they left Oakland. Let's just say it
was like a billion just for the make the make
to say it was a billion dollars. The minute they
moved to Vegas they were worth six billionaire.
Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Yeah. There was this one time I was doing some
apartment hunting and there's an area in Oakland called Lake
merrit And I checked out this apartment. I thought, oh,
that's pretty nice. It's not bad. And the landlord, the
prospective landlord, he said, you have any questions for me?
And I asked about laundry and this, that and the other,
and when does the rent do and all that, and
then he said, well, I have one question for you.
Do you like your car? And I said what, I
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don't get there. Do I like my car? He said, yeah,
it'll get broken into, probably night one. So I said, yeah, yeah,
do you like your car?
Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
What are you supposed to do? I mean, if your
car gets broken into.
Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
Just called Superman.
Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
And so to that point, we've heard story after story
about different restaurants closing. Did you know they closed the
only Oakland Denny's. We're supposed to get your moons over
my Hammi. Well, Fox too went there on the last
day and found and found some things.
Speaker 28 (01:09:27):
The Denny's in Oakland, known for being always open, is
now forever closed because of crime concerns. Once again, the
chickens have come home to roosts.
Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
So there are chickens in the Yeah, we're not chickens.
They brought in like this is what is this the
jungles of Vietnam?
Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
Yeah, where do they come from?
Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
How are there lives? Like, I know there's live chickens.
Humans can't survive on the streets of Oakland. How does
this chicken survive?
Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
I remember I was in Oakland and some guys are
driving like a cutlass or something like that, and the
wheel fell off while they're driving, and then all three
of them just exited the car and just took costs left.
Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
So Fox two shows up to talk to the folks
who are going to the Denny's for the last time
and the chickens.
Speaker 29 (01:10:15):
I feel so bad to the city of Oakland because
it's like everybody's leaving.
Speaker 28 (01:10:19):
The restaurant closed for good at one Wednesday afternoon. Seems
like only the chickens will be staying. Denny's officials would
not go on camera, but a sign on the front
door says, in part, the safety and well being of
Denny's team members and valued guests is our top priority.
Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
Well, it sounds like really, it just sounds like they
need to experience it for themselves. Our problem is what
he is.
Speaker 7 (01:10:39):
We're listening to like residents and business owners of Oakland
as opposing to listening to hashtags.
Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Yeah also hashtag Yeah we give on top of.
Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
All this drama and crime and all this stuff. The
state of California doesn't even help businesses open. They may
get super difficult.
Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
One of the least business friendly states in the country.
Speaker 29 (01:10:58):
Yeah, all the time, sometimes night at the club and
Amyton not come.
Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
I ETL do you another Oakland translations the deal a
one time is our top priority? Oh yeah, all the.
Speaker 29 (01:11:08):
Time, sometime midnight after club and Amython not come?
Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
I eat? Okay, Yeah, so he's a frequent goer of
this Denny's and he's upset that it's leaving. He would
even go after the club, which I would go to.
Speaker 6 (01:11:20):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 29 (01:11:22):
Then all the time sometime midnight after club and anything
I come, I eat.
Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
It's sad because I was proud of from you know, now,
I just kind of shudder. I'll just take my head because.
Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
It is Superman.
Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
And by the way, that Daddy I think that is.
Speaker 7 (01:11:40):
That's the one that was over again. Everything in Oakland
was because it's all gone now. That was the one
over by the airport. This wasn't like there's no country
pastoral landing, no chicken.
Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Since that's a port, you know, doc workers, you know,
apparently Superman Superman. I mean, what do you even do
a revamp the area?
Speaker 7 (01:12:03):
You bulldoze and first off, you only need to arrest
two or three hundred people because those are the guys
shooting and doing the side shows.
Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
And once you put and one then you just bulldoze
and start over it of them and.
Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Hashtag no other ideas. Hey, welcome back, it's they show,
all right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah, how about a diarrhea
(01:12:38):
of topics.
Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Let's diaryct.
Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Do you guys like the way that we did the
last time? I don't remember. We had a couple of questions, well,
we had a couple of questions here in the studio
and then we all opened up the phones and the
people had they wanted to, you know, a question whatever.
They wanted to throw in the ring for diarrhea of topics.
Then write anybody can respond, whether it's us or people listening,
you can respond to any of the questions. Yeah that
(01:13:01):
was all right? Yeah you like that?
Speaker 19 (01:13:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Sure, oh yeah, you like I'm more than like.
Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
I have a question?
Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
Yeah, has anybody eaten at the restaurant Zippies? I was familiar?
Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
I would like to visit a Zippies? Is it good
or is it fire or not?
Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
Okay? Yeah, while you go and let us know, Yeah,
check it out. What are they known for?
Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
It's a Hawaiian based food chain, so like it would
have like, you know, your typical Hawaiian like yeah, and
mac and cheese and maybe some spam and other things
like that.
Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
All right, okay, somebody in the room had a question,
what have you never eaten?
Speaker 16 (01:13:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
That was my question becauseppies I was a specific food though. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
I was as surprised as if my parents told me
I was adopted. When Woody said you just recently tried
a sour patch kid.
Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Yeah, I thought how because I'm not I'm not a
first of all, I'm not a fan of like, I'm
not a big eater. If I'm gonna have something like that.
It's gonna be like chocolate, right, like those I did fine,
and by the way, proven right once again. The little
gummy cola bottles that I was told you can only
be found in the one of those spell what I got?
(01:14:15):
I said, right down here the corner by the radio station,
walked in there, walked out with two bags, gave one
the Gina kept one for myself. Humiliating, but that's pretty
much it. But yeah, I've never had a sour patch
kid until this last summer, this crazy wow, most recent summer. Yeah,
did you have warheads as a kid. I did have
a war Yeah, I've had a about atomic fireballs. Yeah,
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those were good because they're so hot at first, and
then you get to the then you get to the nice,
uh mellow sweet part.
Speaker 6 (01:14:44):
Do you guys remember the Boston Baked beans. Yes, someone
with tripophobia would not like those. They're like really bumpy,
those little candy.
Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
Coat Yeah weird.
Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Do you know what they have downstairs? I'll grab some
for you. Is Doctor pepper jelly beans just like doctor.
Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
Yeah, they're so good.
Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
Yeah, I've had those.
Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
I've never eaten wild boar. Oh really, I know a
lot of people have. I can get you some no product.
I have no idea what that's like.
Speaker 6 (01:15:09):
I've never had veal and I don't plan on it.
Speaker 12 (01:15:11):
Same it makes me I won't eat it. Everyone says
it's delicious, but the same makes me sad.
Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
Is that the baby calthin?
Speaker 16 (01:15:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:15:18):
Keep them in there?
Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
Sound like chicks?
Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Yeah, rightly.
Speaker 6 (01:15:21):
So have you guys ever had papaya or guava?
Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (01:15:25):
I never had either of those.
Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
I've had paya.
Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
I I think I like a trillion times.
Speaker 6 (01:15:29):
It's really good.
Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
Never it's got to go on a cruise. You can
get it all day.
Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
If you want to throw a question into the mix
for diarrhea of topics, or you want to answer any
of the questions that we're throwing out through, you can
give us a call. Eight seven seven forty four Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four woody. Somebody have a
text said they've never eaten a plum?
Speaker 6 (01:15:49):
What it's just a one? Last night?
Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Another one says I've never eaten anything from the water,
So I guess nood.
Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
At all you were missing out?
Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Fish seafood depends. I mean, I've I've started eating more
seafood as an adult.
Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
As well.
Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Through my early in my adult life, it was only
shrimp and it had to be cooked like not not
me like hot right, not shrimp cocktail. But then I
started eating like a white, flaky fish and you know stuff.
I still can't do salmon. I think salmon's gross.
Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
I hate salmon.
Speaker 6 (01:16:21):
A lot of people who are who are not fish
people don't like salmon.
Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
It'sh Yeah. I won't do oysters. No muscles.
Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
What's that muscles in a supper?
Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Sam, you got a question you want to throw out there?
Speaker 6 (01:16:38):
Yeah, my question is what's bringing down your neighborhood?
Speaker 12 (01:16:42):
Because there is a house in my neighborhood and I
just can't even believe that this happened.
Speaker 6 (01:16:47):
But they painted their entire house black.
Speaker 12 (01:16:51):
Oh, doors black, the garage door is black, like everything
is black.
Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Did move in?
Speaker 6 (01:17:00):
That's exactly I was thinking, because I was thinking who
would do this? And I thought, well, Bort probably would, yes.
Speaker 12 (01:17:06):
But all the other houses around are light yellows, light blues,
very just nice colors. And then there's a black house
at the end of the streets.
Speaker 6 (01:17:16):
Their air conditioning bill is going to be insane. Yeah,
they recently did it.
Speaker 12 (01:17:20):
I watched them painting it. It was a different color,
and they just said, we.
Speaker 6 (01:17:23):
Need it all black.
Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
I've seen this before in like a neighborhood that looks
like it has an ha where every single house looks
exactly the same, but there's one house that is all black,
And I go, how is this even possible?
Speaker 13 (01:17:37):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
I think it can look good at certain times, but
not if the doors, the trim and everything everything it
has to be a certain style of home.
Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Yes, and talk about being just super filthy all the
time because all the dirt and dust everything that's in
the air. Ye, you have a black car, you understand. Yeah,
that's it's weird.
Speaker 6 (01:17:56):
It's so weird. I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
I would say, there's a there's a house not far
from from I pass it every day I'm driving to
my house. It's in our neighborhood. Where uh, these people
and I feel bad for them, but at this point,
it's really kind of messing up. The neighborhood just looks
so bad. It's been going on for almost two years.
They started a project, an outdoor project, and the company
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I guess is taking forever or there was some kind
of dispute dispute because they have their trailer that's parked
right out in front of their house of this company
that it's supposed to be doing this work. All their
construction garbage kind of piled up just to the left
of the driveway, so as anybody passes their house, the
whole front yard is torn out. It's just all dirt,
(01:18:40):
you know, And there's a porta John sitting there and
it's been this way for two years years. And I
know the guy who lives there, I mean, and we're
not friends. Otherwise I had reached out and said any
moment that was going on, but like, I'm friendly with
the guy, just having you know, you.
Speaker 6 (01:18:55):
Definitely have an h A. Right, Oh yeah, are they
allowing this?
Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
I have no idea, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
I have family members that live in a neighborhood that
has a h A. And there was like some house
that burned down in in the neighborhood and it's like
one of the first houses you see right when you
pull in. It took like two and a half years
for them to fix it. So every time you drove
in this community, wow, damn just kind of fenced off.
Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Yeah, It's it was nuts. I'm like, and it was candles.
I did it.
Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
No text over to two to ninety seven. This person
says they've never had olives. I know olives creep people,
you're not missing them. I'm with you.
Speaker 6 (01:19:37):
Hate green, Everyone's like, what about green?
Speaker 19 (01:19:40):
What?
Speaker 18 (01:19:40):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
Yeah them all? My wife loves olives. Can't stay a
long time to like it is this weird?
Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
I only have olives on pizza, so like, I will
eat olives and Papperoni pizza all day.
Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
But that's it.
Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
See, I will pick every piece of all of pizza
if it was there. You can you can't even like
a little tiny.
Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
Speck of it.
Speaker 6 (01:20:03):
Yes, I wish it wasn't like that, but yeah, no,
no good, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
Yeah, har all right. Eight seven seven forty four Woody.
If you have a question for our diarrhea of topics,
as you know, I mean it could be questions about anything,
you can just throw in the mix eight seven seven
forty four Woody, or if you like to, uh, just
submit it through the text. You could do that. Over
to to nine eight seven. I've got a text here
from south of New Orleans. What is that is that
(01:20:30):
the golf does say the water and I don't eat
any seafood Going back to that, Wow.
Speaker 6 (01:20:36):
How Is that possible, I know, especially when you live there.
Speaker 11 (01:20:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
Yeah, here. Do you want a recommendation for zippy?
Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
Please?
Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
All right, let's go to uh Sharon, Hey, good morning Sharon.
How are you?
Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
I'm fine?
Speaker 24 (01:20:48):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (01:20:49):
How are you?
Speaker 11 (01:20:49):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Fantastic guy.
Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
So zippies Yeah, never been.
Speaker 11 (01:20:53):
Yeah, the zippies is not around here.
Speaker 9 (01:20:56):
It's only in Hawaiian one in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
Okay, I recommend it. I'm willing to travel. I've just
heard a lot about it. I want to try it.
Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
What your yeah, so sharing? What your what's your go to?
Speaker 12 (01:21:07):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (01:21:08):
It's the traditional Hawaii style sign in.
Speaker 17 (01:21:12):
That's their noodles.
Speaker 9 (01:21:14):
It's like a it's like a zip men they call it.
Speaker 30 (01:21:16):
Sometimes. They got all kinds of stuff with the noodles
and it's kind of like a raw men, but it's
a little bit different.
Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Okay, that's really that's really one of them down Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:21:28):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:21:29):
It's got a lot of good meals. They've got a
lot of good things there that you could you could
try even they can you believe it?
Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
You got a place like there was there was one
of my favorite Chinese restaurants ever, and it was just
like a toad I was in the Chinatown area of
San Francisco, and I love it. But I remember that
green Garden, yeah yeah, and the best Chinese food and
then one thing on the minute cheeseburger. The hell no, never,
(01:22:00):
the food was so good. That's why whatever that Chinese
food mass So it's like jolly b they got, yeah,
they do go. And Menace, by the way, is willing
to travel. He's been known to drive hundreds of miles. Yeah,
just to grab launch some fast food restaurant. I respect it.
Here for it, all right, eight seven seven forty four.
What he will take a break. We'll come back with
(01:22:20):
some more of the questions. Diarrhea of Topics continues hanging out.
Speaker 6 (01:22:23):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, will be right back.
Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
Did you turn that down just a little bit? But
I was told that I could listen to the radio
readsonable volume.
Speaker 18 (01:22:37):
But I don't see why I should have to turn
down the radio.
Speaker 11 (01:22:41):
All right, okay, into an assisting reasonable volume.
Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
It's the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
All right, welcome back, Diarrhea of topics for you.
Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
This morning, somebody said they've never eaten a hot dog
and they never will. What I think people get ruined by,
you know, when people say pig lips and buttholes.
Speaker 6 (01:23:02):
Yeah, I mean, may be true, but it's delicious.
Speaker 4 (01:23:04):
Yeah, nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Here's a good question. There's if you could be the
best in the world at one thing.
Speaker 4 (01:23:10):
What would it be. That's a great question.
Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
I already have my answer. Really yep, world's greatest investor.
Speaker 6 (01:23:16):
Ah, that's a smart one.
Speaker 16 (01:23:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
That's good because I was watching that documentary about Warren Buffdom,
thinking like, what a genius. Yeah, you know, just the
way that he built and kind of put everything together,
and so think about it. We'll go around the room
here in a second. I want to go to say
that one of the.
Speaker 6 (01:23:31):
Uh, what's that I've never heard anyone say that. That's
so smart? You know, like I'd like to be the
best you know, baseball player, whatever, you never think about investor.
Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Yeah, because then you could do whatever you want.
Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
Exactly true.
Speaker 18 (01:23:43):
Four.
Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
What he hit us up with the text over to
two two ninety seven Grace contribution to the Diary of Topics.
What's the food you've never had?
Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
Had? Yeah, what's the food that you've never had? The same?
Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
Hi to Kevin, Kevin, how you doing, man?
Speaker 16 (01:23:55):
Well, I have a Kimmy steel in my bladder and
got another one of my kimmys.
Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
That's a great How you doing, Kevin? Diary of Topics?
What is the food that you've never had?
Speaker 30 (01:24:08):
So it's a food and my dad I loved, but
I never had oysters missing.
Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
I don't blame you. There's a lot of people that
right now. But it's I don't know.
Speaker 16 (01:24:18):
Look at it, but it's just I don't know what's
It looks like a nation.
Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
Like booger slash load way right, all right, Kevin? Good,
look at that stone man.
Speaker 9 (01:24:28):
Yeah, I'll get it done.
Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
Alright.
Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
How you doing? I've got a stone Well, kidney.
Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Sucks, all right. So if you could be the best
of the world, I'll go around the room. If you
could be the best in the world and any one thing,
what would it be.
Speaker 6 (01:24:46):
I don't know if who's familiar with this word, but
I know it's called a polyglot. I wish I was
the best. I wish I could speak every language in
the world. He's smart.
Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Are looking at each other.
Speaker 6 (01:24:59):
Like, what I was the best at speaking every single language? Well,
that's what I was gonna say. So now I feel
like I have to change my career. I'm the same
I wish I could speak any language.
Speaker 12 (01:25:11):
Yeah's it would be super cool because you can talk
to anyone, communicate with anyone.
Speaker 6 (01:25:15):
I know what that is is going to say whatever,
give a I five minutes.
Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
Well they're already doing it.
Speaker 6 (01:25:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
Yeah, there's a there's a thing where you can just
hold your phone there and like, so you're having a conversation.
Let's say I'm speaking English, you're speaking Spanish, but we
do not speak each other's language, right, So I can
have my phone almost like I'm holding like an interview microphone.
I can hold it, set it to Spanish and English.
It'll detect and then it'll just start spitting back because
if I say something, it says whatever I just said
in Spanish to you. Whatever you say in response in
(01:25:41):
Spanish will then say it to me in English. And
you don't have to say or enter anything.
Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
It just yea.
Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
It's back and forth.
Speaker 9 (01:25:47):
Very cool.
Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
And then they're not gonna get rich.
Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
With that, Sammy.
Speaker 5 (01:25:51):
But if about getting rich, sure you also everybody has
you know, ravam metas if they both were wearing them,
you can do the same thing too.
Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
All right, more wood he shows next, hang on test,
don't go anywhere the Woody Show will be right back.
This is the Woody Show. I always tell you that
after the show, anytime after ten am until we get
on the air the next morning, you can always leave
us a message on the after hours voicemail, same numbers
that I just gave you, the same number you call
(01:26:21):
in during the show for whatever contest topic eight seven
seven four. But people do leave us messages, and I
figure we can go through some of them now. This
first one, this is a guy who's I'm gonna use
the worked up over Greg's alien comments.
Speaker 4 (01:26:36):
All right, all right, here, here we go.
Speaker 11 (01:26:38):
This message is for Gregory Gory when he talked about
aliens are smart because they're far away.
Speaker 17 (01:26:46):
That's why they're smart. Looks rag. Hey, humans were supposed
to be this smart. Why are there still spacemen in
space right now? They bring old freaking astronauts. But you know,
aliens come into Earth leave her whenever it wants. So, yes,
an alien from far away is.
Speaker 11 (01:27:08):
More intelligent than a human because we can't even bring
astronauts home from spate. So Greg, retract your comments about oh,
just because you're from far away, you're technically smart. Well,
we have a astronauts stuck in space. So, yes, aliens
(01:27:29):
are smarter than.
Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
Human Okay, you're basing your argument the fact that they're
real and that they're here exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
Going back and forth, he says, to retract my comments,
I will double down on my comments. First of all,
there are no aliens.
Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
First of all, squad, we can bring them back. They
were offered to be brought back, they said, now, dog,
we'll wait till February. That makes zero sense because we
have two humans in the ISS. Therefore there are aliens
and they are small, harder than us. That it's a
non argument.
Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
Now If okay, let's assume, for the sake of argument,
Greg that this douchebag is right and the aliens are real, right, right, Okay,
and they have been coming and going, but yet we've
been unawares for the most part, then yes, his argument
would hold water.
Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
Because we have a couple of people who are up there,
we automatically assumes coming and going.
Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
The problem if.
Speaker 4 (01:28:23):
That's the perhaps that they have figured out traveling better
than we did. But we immediately give them this intelligent
life forms and they're so smart.
Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
Why well, I say intelligent life form. It's it's it's
not that they are more intelligent than we are. Yeah,
it's just that they're not like some amieba yeah, some
single cell organism. It's like they have the ability to Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
And they and they, I guess they figured out how
to defy the laws of physics as well.
Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
True as far as you can't do well now, as
far as we know, as far as we know that
we defied the laws of physics, we thought when we
split the atom.
Speaker 4 (01:28:59):
Great, right, or if we whatever.
Speaker 6 (01:29:03):
Sound barrier?
Speaker 4 (01:29:04):
Sure right, so we as we currently know them, right,
But none of this negates my initial thought of because
they're from far, they're just as far away from us
as we are.
Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
From They got here somehow, we didn't get there.
Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
Okay, they looked out locked down, they get Yeah, they
get off their spaceship and they're just dumber than bricks.
Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
First of all, get off all right?
Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
After ours voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
Speaker 17 (01:29:30):
Hey, guys, I just wanted to let you know that
I hate sea bass so much that I have never
ever ever put my shop and got back for yourself
sea bass.
Speaker 4 (01:29:40):
All right, okay, everyone but me another valid argument like
this guy, So all the rest of y'all are screwed. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
Now this woman she called the afterwards voicemail, she has
what she's calling a quote scientific theory when it comes
to something involving Sammy Hey Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
I wanted to call in im touching up on the podcast.
Speaker 20 (01:30:01):
I'm lay be high because I was in Italy And
did you know that when you download The Woodie Show
in another country the commercials are in that language.
Speaker 17 (01:30:12):
So fun fact.
Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
But I'm listening to Guess Who's gas and the whole
back and forth about Sammy not participating and why I
have a theory. I'm sure Sea Bass Science Sea Bass
will weigh in on this, but my theory is I
am also similarly sized to Sammy. I'm five four, so
(01:30:34):
I think I'm significantly pollar, but I barely weigh one
hundred pounds. And Greg, before you say ooh, by weigh
that much because I'm allergic to gluten and fairy so
I can't eat like ninety percent of the food in
the world. So if you really want to lose weight,
pretend you're allergic to those two things. Anyway, So my
(01:30:55):
theory about the silent but deadly farts that Miss Sammy
and I often exert is because we are small, we
don't have all of the weight from the belt up
to push and force the farts out at such a rate,
and then they would be noisy. Just a thought. I
have no scientific evidence to prove it, just a thought.
(01:31:19):
Thanks for all you do, all your entertainment, and I'll
poll Collins some other time.
Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
Love you, We love.
Speaker 4 (01:31:29):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (01:31:30):
So to her point, I will say that I don't
feel like an excessive amount of force that all is
trying to get out at one time. So it should
matter though, because if it's not so much all at
one time, isn't that where the noise comes from. If
it's just a reasonable amount, that's just gonna kind of
slowly come out.
Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
Everybody gets everybody gets a bubble. And I'm going back
to what Gina was saying and whatever recently. Where the
the end of a balloon, you know, like even just
a little tiny bit of air escaping from that makes
that noise.
Speaker 6 (01:32:01):
Yeah, it can't bet your size or how much you
wake beause babies fart loud. Yeah, they're tiny little dogs.
Speaker 4 (01:32:07):
Yeah, we know you're ripping them all day.
Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
I think it goes back. I think this probably just
goes back to uh, Sammy and her vanity, like she
has to have like a whole suitcase just for you know,
hair and makeup to do a.
Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
Simple photo shoot for something that no one's really ever
going to see.
Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
Yeah, right correct.
Speaker 12 (01:32:28):
It was just that was a standard regular girl stuff
that was not over the top at all them because
Ga got hers done.
Speaker 10 (01:32:36):
It's fine.
Speaker 7 (01:32:37):
Okay, So a couple of things. Number one, you have
a hypothesis, you have a guess caller. Number two, I
think we're missing the main thing with Sammy. The majority
of fart sound besides what he said the air escaping
is the slapping the which butt cheek size come on?
Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
Obvious? But no because like dog like you, there's no
butt chicks at all there.
Speaker 5 (01:33:03):
But you here the the back of I say, Samy
eats ten chili dogs and doesn't leave a studio.
Speaker 2 (01:33:12):
Because it's not it's not that sounds like that's that's
your that's your a noose, that's your butthole.
Speaker 7 (01:33:17):
You you've I know what you have, You've spread them
and farted right, Yes, it's you get that more that
squeaky balloon sound.
Speaker 4 (01:33:23):
You don't get the deep heat sound.
Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Do you ever hear?
Speaker 4 (01:33:26):
Like lay in bed and lift your butt cheek to start. Yes,
of course, Yeah, that's pretty fun. We're in the car
when you leave.
Speaker 5 (01:33:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
After hours Voicemails eight seven.
Speaker 30 (01:33:35):
Woody Show Sam in Atlanta here. I have to say,
I'm listening to the podcast from when you guys are
on vacation and Bort has done an amazing job. I'm
so happy, especially with the extra stuff at the end.
I've been listening to stuff I've never heard before, and
I've been listening for seven eight years now. It's amazing.
(01:33:56):
I have a stupid question though. In the morning, it's
now like you've pre recorded stuff for Hey, it's Monday,
it's labor day, we're not here, et cetera, et cetera.
This is what's on the show. But it goes so
seamlessly into stuff, and it always does that whenever you're
on vacation.
Speaker 18 (01:34:15):
How do you do that?
Speaker 30 (01:34:16):
Is that Bort being a magician or is that just
something that you've pre recorded? Please let me know, Love
you guys.
Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
All right, Bort will lay out all the segments and
there's always one at the beginnings, so when it falls
on the podcast. The only reason we do that at
the beginning of the podcast is so like you know,
it's this is the best of or whatever it is
from that day. Yeah, and so we kind of tell
you what's coming up in that show and but he
gives me all that information and then I record it
(01:34:44):
and then yes, we already know how that segment starts,
so we can just you know, record a little piece
that will seamlessly go into and Bort Yes is a
magician on top of that that.
Speaker 4 (01:34:53):
Yeah, there's that has one.
Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
We know what day it's going to win, So that's
how we do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And just
an observation, none of what we do here is impressive
or magic at all. I mean, other than just the
work itself. What do you can sit this one out?
But for the rest of the people in the room,
don't you guys think that Woody is the most obsessed
person when it comes to days and dates?
Speaker 18 (01:35:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:35:14):
Hey, what what's the date next Friday? Okay? We got
you know, concert tickets for the twelfth? What what day
is that? Is that a win?
Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
True?
Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
He does?
Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
It seems like you almost think that we're constantly staring
at a calendar like you'll throw it out there, Hey, Greg,
what day is eighteenth? I go, uh, let me next,
let me a calendar. I'm throwing it off. No, I
never paid attention. Yeah, but we don't always have our calendars.
Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
No, no, no, But I'm throwing out this to somebody
because I'm usually editing or doing something else.
Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
That you know. But I've never known anybody to be
more obsessed about days of the week.
Speaker 6 (01:35:49):
Yeah, And I think what Greg is saying is that
you have dates so much on the mind that if
you if you say, like Greg, what days the ninth,
let he'll know it off the top of his head.
Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
And yeah, that's not that's not the intention. The intention
is like, maybe you know somebody helped me out with
what day that is?
Speaker 6 (01:36:04):
And the answer is no, yeah, no, dog, Yeah, all right, I'll.
Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
Give you one more after hours voicemail again. You can
leave your anytime after ten am, all the way until
we get on the air the next morning. Eight seven,
seven forty four. What you can leave us whatever you got. Uh,
here's the next one.
Speaker 16 (01:36:19):
You guys working on some new material Luster shows about
twenty thirty years out of the date and maybe just
maybe trying not to sound like a third rate version
of the TMZ, work on these things. You might have
more listeners.
Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
Okay, yeah, what thirty year old material? Yeah, so all
this twenty or thirty year old material, I don't know
what they're I don't know what that is. He doesn't
know what he wants because wasn't around thirty years ago.
Speaker 4 (01:36:45):
What are you talking? Mens love TMZ. Yeah, shout out TMZ.
Let's up, Harvey, see you, Charles, just like Joe, sit
on it turkey.
Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
Yeah, show right back,
It's due to the graphic nature of this program.
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Listener discretion is advised.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
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Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training Class is now in session.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning everybodyday. It's Monday. It's January the twentieth,
Inauguration day, twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Don't hear a lot about that in the news today anyway.
Welcome to The Woody Show, brand new week, getting after
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There's Gina grad Sammy Sea bass I spy with my
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gonna do a round of Woody Show weakest Link today.
Also some creepers of the news, which we'll get into
a little conversation for the ladies. What's the creepiest way
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that a guy has hit on you throw a diarrhea
of topics in there. Sea Bass's local news story of
the day. Checking out with the after hours voicemails, I
have a very ambitious plan. Yeah, what we get to
we'll see, let's see what happened. But that is the
plan here today on the Woody Show. So that's what
I got, Menace. What do you got for us?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Well, I'm glad that Morgan's here because she shared some
shocking information with me that she tried a Costco chicken
bake for the first time the other day, and I
held my questions about her review of the chicken bake, okay,
because Menace has been preaching the word of chicken bake
(02:19):
for many, many years, saying, yeah, you look confused.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
I'm very intrigued. I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Chicken bake.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It's like a chicken bake is like a hot pocket
more and so it's just like you would imagine hot pocket,
you know, any other kind of hobbits. So it's it's fancier.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Yeah, I love hot pockets.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
A little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
So it's got it's got the chicken in there, and
it's got like a sauce. It is they tell you
it's a Caesar style sauce. Yeah, right, so called Caesar dress.
Somebody got really upset.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
With you, said, he Here's what I did is when
I bought it, I got a I put Caesar dressing
on it because I saw it on the menu and
I also, apparently being too boojie, didn't realize that was inside.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
But they also sell the chicken bake in mass quantities
inside the Costco. But it's one of the things they
offer at the food court. Get the food court.
Speaker 8 (03:08):
It's a bigger it's a bigger version of it's different
getting it at the food it's bigger.
Speaker 9 (03:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (03:12):
Okay, Well, I gonna admit I got this one from
a liquor store and it was like a frozen one.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh it's not even Costco.
Speaker 10 (03:20):
Yes, it says Kirklands. You know chicken bake.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Okay, all right, that's store down. Everyone thought we had
some fake news.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
However, then that's why I got it. I'm like, what
the heck they got chicken bakes in this liquor store.
I was on my way to watch UFC. I'm like,
I'm getting this right, But is it gonna taste different?
Speaker 9 (03:41):
Though?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Because it is smaller and it's not baked and thereovens.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yeah, yeah, you need to handle this.
Speaker 10 (03:48):
You liked it, I really liked it.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Yeah, you still liked it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It's instant diarrhea for me probably, Yeah, but he'll eat
the chicken salad, which is just.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
The chicken.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Their rotisserie chicken sald is the light.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Definitely mental problem when comes to that. It's so bad.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
So you say it so on a scale one to ten,
what are you giving it?
Speaker 10 (04:10):
Give it an eight?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Wow?
Speaker 11 (04:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
So was this grab and go like it was hot
and ready chicken bake?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
No.
Speaker 10 (04:15):
I took it to the house and I heat it.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You prepare yourself. They're selling loose chicken bakes. I was like,
oh my god. I mean that's a liquor store. Move
clicker store on the way to watch UFC. No, she
didn't say I stopped for caviar, greg it the microwave.
Stopped for a buzzball and a loose chicken bag.
Speaker 8 (04:32):
Yeah, so it says, you know, preferred in the oven.
I did the microway.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Tras and she still liked it.
Speaker 10 (04:41):
And I still liked it.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Okay, but for reference, the once the ones she bought
in the box or that come in the box. They're
fifty percent smaller than the ones of the food See.
I was surprised by the size.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Okay, wow, I mean we have three people in this
room that have never had a chicken bake. And did
you grow up in Cambridge or something like Dallas.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, but they have Costco numerous Yeah.
Speaker 10 (05:02):
I just got a Costco thing not too long.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Well, it's it's one of two things, man, It's it's
either too bougie and like you know, basic to do it,
or just not much of the stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
A fat ass. You can't even go to Costco without eating.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I've never gone to the food court me either.
Speaker 12 (05:17):
I love that pizza, but that's all I've ever had.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I mean the at the food court. But it's got
to be I don't know, maybe ten times total my
entire life, what all these years gone? Because I'm not
going there to eat. I'm going there to get ten
times in a week. It would take us there specifically,
it's not it's not a destination to eat. It is
for many Americans crosses a fine country. It is take
(05:41):
it easy, take a communist grad.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
I have a big question. Do we still love Moodang
or have we reached have we reached Moodang fatigue, No
ask a question, Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
What exactly is mood Dang? I see the name keep
popping up.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Moodang is this adorable little pigmy hippopotamus that it's like
two months old and she's real ornery and tries to
bite people. But slippery, very slippery. Moodang translates in tie
to bouncy pork. She's a bouncy.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Pig because pigmy elephants, for reference, they full grown. They
only get as large as like a large, big old
like heifer.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Yeah, you know, so it's a little baby, little baby,
little baby, a tiny elephant.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
That's the baby version. Sorry, I keep taking.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Although I love baby elephants. So and now Moodang is
even a bitcoin.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Like dog if I wasn't off board before. Full was
highlighted on sn L this week, which was fun.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Because this is because the crypto coin dog died whenever
that's still going strong.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yeah, but no, once Moodang has become an adult, the
Moodang is done.
Speaker 13 (06:52):
Right.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
We like a baby, a little baby Moodang yeah in Thailand.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Yeah, but once Moodang is older, kind of like a
poppy like who cares and mood.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Dang is like feisty and tries to bite people, and
that's what makes it so funny. But do we still
love her?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Okay, correctly now here she ages out.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I'll be totally honest. I know, Greg, We've talked about
this kind of stuff before. We just see something and
you immediately decide that it's not for you. Yes, the name
mood Dang, I'm like, like, I didn't explore it. I
kept seeing that it was popping up, and I go,
don't know what that is? I still don't know what
that is? Still know what that is? I didn't even
think to mo Dang was probably she probably knows all
(07:34):
about mood Dan.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
That's a healthy attitude because these things they will be
gone in another week, and so you just say no
Dan forever.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yes, Sammy, what do you got?
Speaker 12 (07:44):
I had a dream that I was making out with
Breck and Meier.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Oh the actor, Yeah, the actor happen and.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I've heard I've heard the name.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Yeah, he was in clueless.
Speaker 12 (07:57):
He was like the skateboarder guy clueless.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Yeah he's Franklin and Bash.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Oh wait, oh yeah I know who he is.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Yeah, you love him. You definitely know who he is.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
He's fifty. Is that a little too old for you?
Speaker 12 (08:10):
It's fifty and it was present day breck and Meyer.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
In my dream.
Speaker 12 (08:14):
It was like gray, fifty year old breck and Meyer.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
He's one of those guys who's small, like Seth Green. Yes,
and and I love him. He's not looking looking.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Oh, I think he's cute.
Speaker 12 (08:24):
But anyways, so I make out with him in my dream.
Speaker 8 (08:27):
Looking Morgan, he's not my type. He looks like your
brother Sammy.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Oh that's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
No, no, yeah, your brother Sammy wants to have sex
with her brother.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
I didn't look like my brothers, so weird.
Speaker 10 (08:39):
He looks young for.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Fifty though, So she won't have sex with her friend.
She goes that big trip with she'll bang her brother.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
That's really weird. Legal Yeah, what do you think, Gina?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
I think he's cute, Yeah, he is cute.
Speaker 12 (08:50):
Anyway, he was a really bad kisser in my dream,
and it was so disappointing, And I thought, how you
fifty years old and you don't know how to kiss?
Speaker 6 (08:59):
You of children?
Speaker 10 (09:01):
How did this happen?
Speaker 12 (09:02):
So anyways, I was very disappointed because I've finally made
out with him in my dream and he.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Was bad sounds like a challenge breck and ye's what?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah? Now was it with tongue?
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Okay? Nice?
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Whenever like in like high school when guys are really
bad kissers, we used to call it a lizard going
through mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
That's hot.
Speaker 12 (09:24):
It wasn't like that though, he was very tight lipped.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
It was weird.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
How much is how much tongue? Is too much tongue? Like,
how would you describe it? Like is it a dance?
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Yes, okay, definitely a dance. You don't, you don't. You
don't just enter the room with your tongue. You knock
and see like his tongue. Okay, yeah, it's just a
little like I know.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
But then once then once we got a wonder like
I thought about this at one part? Yeah, where did
that start?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Like you know what to do?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
We're gonna lick tongue. Your tongue is gonna lick my tongue.
My tongue is gonna lick your tongue.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
And then we'll gets a toothbrush.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Yes, totally right.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, think about all the you had to describe to
somebody who had no idea what you were talking about.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
And you're like, but.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Which one's the bad one.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I would draw a lot. Yeah, sharing a tooth brood.
Somebody had texted us, sorry, said one. He said, I
had a weird dream where I kissed Woody oh, and
then realized he was married and was never going to
leave his wife for me because he loves her too much.
Somebody had a dream about me that never happened.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
Thinking of that, I can top that in real life
with your friend Woody here, because when we were on
our last trip, a girl, a woman was eye screwing
him and.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Oh, yeah, should told me about this.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I was walking behind wood He is now dumb, this chicken.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
This woman was just like, oh my god, she was
like like having sex with him with her eyes and
then she looks at me and goes, he looks just
like Eminem.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Oh god, yea.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Eminem.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
Yeah, the Dion bear.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Yeah, I was taking young Eminem.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Did you say, does you mean to say Eminem's Yeah,
she was there. It was a it was a make
a Wisch trip from the Association of the Blonde and
the Association of Retarded Citizens. Would they call him that arc?
Speaker 13 (11:14):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
That's the thing? It wasn't. Did they still call it that?
It was an Association Retarded Citisens. I believe because there
was one down the street from where my dad lived,
and they, you know, they had all kinds of things
going on there.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
Oh dear God, for people with intellectual and developmental disability.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
That's how they describe it. But is it still called
it's the ARC now, the ARC, the Association for Retarded Citizens.
Make up the name.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
I didn't make up the name.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Can I just apologize real quick to Breck and Meier?
Because I just for for a reason.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
For something, I had to dream about him.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
There was a wonderful right off off the top of
the head.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
I didn't realize who he was, but he is a
star of one of my favorite movies, Road for It.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Yes, yeah, yeah, that on board.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Apology notice Yeah, sorry Breckon eight.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Seven seven forty four, Woody hit us up with the
text over to two to nine eight seven more Woody
Show is next heng.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Woody Show, and we are into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Hi Woody, Right,
there's Menace, Hi, Gina.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Grand good morning, there is sea Man. Yeah, we got Sammy,
we got phones open. Eight seven seven forty four Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can also
hit us up with a text. You can send that
text over to two to nine eight seven. Need your
feedback because we have a question for the ladies this hour,
and the question is what's the creepiest thing a guy
(12:51):
has done to hit on you? There's I mean, there's
there's there's a lot of creeps that have been in
the news. I mean everything from you know, Diddy to
this guy at the airport that I'm gonna tell you
about here in a second, to the Amber Crombie ceo
guy to I mean that's what these gay predators?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Yeah, Greg, what is what'll? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Can you what about the guy that was on American Idol?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
You see that?
Speaker 13 (13:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:16):
If he never kissed a girl?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
And he kissed Katy Perry during his audition. Yeah, it
seems Benjamin Glaze and he was arrested in Oklahoma on
child porn charges. Cops found more than seven hundred pieces
of child sexual abuse material on his phone and his home.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
He sang on the twenty eighteen auditions, and he told
the judges he had never been in a relationship or
kissed a girl and that's when Katy Perry kissed him
on the lips. Yes, Katie loves that. Yeah, right, look
the rest of it, Yeah, that's that's.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
What she needs.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Is she's trying to revitalize her music career, which I
guess is not going so well.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Oh no, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
There was just something I read this morning about how
she was on top of the world and then she
decided to quote take a break. This has happened a
number of times throughout the years where you get an
artist who is like so not oversat I mean she
was oversaturated for a minute. She was everywhere, Yeah, and
there was this worship of Katy Perry. Everything she did
touch turn to gold, you know. And then you take
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a break and you lose that momentum and you never
get it back because you think like, oh, I'm gonna
take this break. I'm gonna take a year off, but
take two years. I'm gonna go do other things, and
then when you come back, it's just gonna be the same.
Speaker 11 (14:25):
No.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
I mean it doesn't happen to everybody like that. But
there is a thing called the hair theory. Have you
heard about this? When I'm coming to pop stars? So
with the hair theory, you either have to be blonde
or you have to have really dark hair, right, you
can't have in between. Also, when Katy Perry came back,
she chopped off all of her hair.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Yeah, she did.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Yeah, and that didn't go over well with the audience.
Know how to come back? She looked super hot.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
She lost a ton of Yeah, she looks amazing.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Now. The other one I remember was Boys to Men.
Did that back in the day, I mean right around
mid nineties. They were everywhere end of the road to you,
all these big songs. Yeah, and they decided that they
needed a break. They're going to take a break, and
they took at least a year year and a half
off and then they tried to have a comeback and
it went nowhere.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
That get all that all that heat was gone.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
Yeah, sucks.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
It's always these singers that want to take these long breaks. Yeah,
it's never the line cook at Denny's right.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Well, they can afford it, doesn't need to revitalize the man.
When you're riding a wave like that, make hay while
the sun shines. Yeah, you know it's gonna end.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
She also took a ton of heat on American Idol.
Everybody just turned on her anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
So by the creepers guy in Arizona arrested. He was
hiding under women's vehicles at a car wash, just so
we could stare at their feet. So he'd park next
to women who were to the beach, who were vacuuming
their vehicles out, and he'd get out and crawl under
their cars and just stay there for several minutes, and
they'd slip back out out when they were done vacuuming
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and pretend like he had been working on his own car,
greg like cleaning a tire or something skinny, as he though,
if he can do that, I.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Know, I'm pretty lucky. But wouldn't these women be wearing shoes?
What's exciting about any of that?
Speaker 6 (16:11):
And like, sorry I backed over you. I didn't know
you were peeping on me.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Well, if you're at the beach, right, that's I mean,
that's a fine.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
There's a thrill in this.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
This is a car wash.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Yeah, he's at a car wash, saying, go to the
beach if you want to see.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
What I thought you were implying this was by the beach,
sliding under vehicles at a car wash.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I want to see fee go to But that's not fun.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
You got to terrify people under their cars.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Right, and you don't maybe they don't live near a beach. Greg.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
At least one woman caught him in the act. She said,
at one point, I saw his head pop out of
the driver's side looking up at me. He was also
caught on surveillance cameras. He was charged with voyeurism besore
the conduct, and he knew what he was doing. According
to the cops. He has a quote history of similar offenses.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Oh oh Okaya, go to a shoe store, watch women
trying on plenty of places.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Go to the pediatros, he wants to pete.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Somebody that I know who is obsessed with feet, which
I did not know, who shared with me one time
that he would go to the mall and it's like
sits on the bench and like look at feet anywhere
and ye hanging out.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
This other creep In the news, a homeowner in Washington,
d c. Called the cops because she saw a guy
stick a cucumber in the grill of her car, and
then he used it to perform sexual acts on himself
and then after he got his cops say, he performed
lude and obscene acts on the cucumber itself before then
putting it back in his lunch box and walking away.
(17:42):
So did he just go ask to mouth with the cucumber?
Because if he because if it performed sexual acts on him,
and then and then he performed lude and the obscene
acts on the cucumber.
Speaker 12 (17:53):
Ye, different sides, I mean it has two sides.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yeah, exactly like he flipped it.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
That's just because then that because it says he used
it to perform sexual acts on himself, which I think
we know what that means. But and then he performed
lude and obscene X on the cucumbersides.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
For hygiene purposes, he took the tailpipe end.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
It doesn't sound like he would do that, but it
is a possibility.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I'm still thinking he when asked the mouth on the
too uh and other getting freaky news a couple of
Michigan They were driving one day and he just got
two horny, So they pulled over to some random driveway
and started having sex outside broad daylight. As they're banging.
The family that lives there, they got a ring alert.
They're thirteen year olds. The one that pulled it up
and saw the couple bang and cops of not being
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able to track the couple down.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Really with their license plate right there.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I don't know if they could make that out they
saw them on the ring camp doing it because they
got out.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Of the car.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, yeah, they started having sex out. Is anybody paying
attention to details here? I don't think you pulled in
to the random driveway and started having sex outside in
broad day I did say it outside, go back, you did?
Thank you said you said in broad daylight?
Speaker 6 (19:08):
No cut, You did say that, but I was thinking
you meant like, instead of going in the house, they
were outside.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
In their car, instead of driving the car inside. Exactly right,
they got there outside in broad daylight.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
I thought you made it in of course the car
is outside. Getting out of the car was not implied.
Thank you.
Speaker 14 (19:29):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
And then there's another yeah, thank you, there's another creep
in the news.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
This is the one.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Okay, So ladies again, the question for you guys, you'll
be able to call in text in what's the creepiest
thing the guy has done to hit on you? Like
we're setting this topic up with a lot of sucks crimes.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Yeah, well, just creeps.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
Yeah, they are creeps.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
It's all creeps, that's true. This woman from Texas, freaked
out by a text that she got from this stranger.
She was at the airport. She gets this text message
that says, hey, my name is Nate. I saw you
and thought you were beautiful, so I had to find
a way to talk to you. But instead of you know,
actually talking to her, he saw her number on her
luggage tag, and that's when he reached out to her.
(20:08):
He goes, I promise this isn't as weird as it seems.
Give a guy a chance.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah, not dog.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
This is why I hate having my number on those things.
I hate having my address on my license. I hate
all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I mean, all I gotta do is like I just
put the I mean not that anybody's going to text
me to hit on me, but it's just my name
an email address. Yeah, that's exit too.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Yeah. I mean you don't have to put everything on there.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I don't put cold bars in.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
There's thirty clothes, yeah right, yeah, but you're going to
have any of that. Here's here's the chick.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
I'm just sitting there on my layover.
Speaker 15 (20:39):
And I get this tast Hi, Kristen, that's not even
my name. I saw you and thought you were so beautiful.
So I had to find a way to talk to you.
I saw your number on your luggage tag.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
I decided to text you.
Speaker 15 (20:54):
I promised. This is something as weird as it seems,
give a value chance. If he wanted to talk to
me so badly, why didn't you come up and talk
to me like a normal human?
Speaker 16 (21:02):
Be up?
Speaker 15 (21:03):
I have no idea who this guy is, and I'm
also extra worded out because I haven't address on my
luggage giy, so he could potentially know where I live now.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Yep, yeah, not curious reflection. I don't believe anything she's saying.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
Yeah, that does That does sound like a TikTok, sort
of like made up story for yeah, you really put
it past the dude.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
I don't no, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I believe this could happen. I just don't believe we
got we got guys like hiding under cars a car and.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Saying, hey, Kristen, that's not even my name is quite
a detail. Why would she?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Why would she even that?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Okay, I'll be all alone on this, but let's assume
all of this is true. Yeah, I don't think it's
that creepy. You don't know because I could totally envision
if this technology existed back in the olden days. How
did your grandparents meet? Oh, my dad was at an airport.
He saw my mom and thought she was pretty, and
they'd be like, oh, that's so nice.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
That would have meant that he walked up to her
and had a conversation with her, which he's still welcome
to do.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
Yeah, close enough to take a picture.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Maybe he thought this was more clever or something. It's
not that great.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
I think it's what Greg is implying, what he's been
trying to say for quite a while now on the show,
that men have been villainized so much, so.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Much that everybody's a creep Everybody compliment a woman creepy.
Speaker 17 (22:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
I don't find that creepy.
Speaker 12 (22:22):
I think socially awkward turns into creep for people, And
then I think that's what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Guess what you're saying, because then it leads to people
like Sammy saying that she'd rather be out in the
middle of the woods with a random bear as.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
Opposed to her dude exactly. The problem here is this
guy's story does not add up. If you were close
enough to get the number, you were close enough to
say hey, how's it going.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
But that's the thing he's That's what Sammy's saying, is
he's so good. This is like telephone. He's so socially awkward.
He's this is his only chance at meeting her.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
But again, maybe he thought it was more clever. I
don't know. Also, I mean, how are you supposed to
meet anybody anymore without being being considered We know the rules,
you can't compliment anybody if you're ugly.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
But about this Greg, somebody on the text three we
had a question for the ladies, what's the creepiest thing
a guy's done to hit on you? Now, this guy
might not have been trying to be a creep or
come off as a creep. You know, maybe he just,
you know, he's made a mistake, an error in calculation
of how to approach this person. Different Like, not everybody's
trying to be a creep. Some people are just you know,
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they're shooting their shots.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
I think a lot of it too, as guys have
lost the art of the game, literally, like because everything
is dating apps and texting the you know, fifteen years
ago of having to like chat someone up, that skill
is fast.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
The door. Well, this person had no problem coming up
to this woman who texted us nine eighty five. One
guy flat out told me his penis was pierced and
then wiggled his eyebrows at me.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Hell yeah, they hook up.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
That's how it took.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Would a woman liked that.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
I have a friend who dated a guy with the
like derma like ball things right, and she said it
was awesome.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
I don't see how anybody would like to try it. Yeah,
all right.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
So question for the ladies, what's the creepiest thing a
guy has done to hit on you? Eight seven seven
forty four? Woody, You can go ahead and give us
a call. That's eight seven seven for Woody, or you
can I set us a text over to two to
ninety seven. What's the creepiest thing a guy has done
to hit on you? We'll get to your stories coming
up next. You made it then just in time, the
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Woody shows that.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Question for the ladies were get your stories here. What's
the creepiest thing a guy has done to hit on you?
Gina Grad Do you have a story?
Speaker 6 (24:44):
Yeah? I have a few of them. One that comes
to mind if we were at a club and the
DJ gave me his number and asked me to swing
by his place before work the next morning so he
could go down town on me.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Okay, I mean that's how club DJs are. This tracks
for you and yeah, I mean I know I know
a lot of club DJs and it's pretty filthy.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Rot One guy asked me to pepper spram because I
was carrying my pepper spray. He's like, I could take it,
like I really want me.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
That's supposed to show you like how tough he is.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
I think that was the point I did pepper sprama.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
How they go.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
I mean he had like snot and stuff coming out.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Of his face and good, you thought that was really hot? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (25:36):
It was so dude was.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, Sammy, I.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Have a couple. One of them was just kind of weird.
Speaker 12 (25:47):
He came up to me and was like asking me
out basically, and I, just to be nice, was like, oh,
I have a boyfriend. I didn't have a boyfriend, but
you know that's like the go to line. And then
and he wanted my number and he was like, oh,
your boyfriend doesn't allow you to have friends.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
I just want to be friends.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Give me your now.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
It was like, yell at me, that's hot. Yeah, it
was so weird. It made me so uncomfortable. Flag yeah right.
And then there was another guy.
Speaker 12 (26:12):
In college who showed up to my work like three
different times.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
And it was an all girls boutique.
Speaker 12 (26:19):
We didn't have men's clothes, there was no It was
so strange for him to be there. And yeah, he
was in one of my classes in college. And then
I guess found where I worked, came in, realized how
out of place he was, so then he bought a.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Gift card for his sister and then he like came
back with his sister who was like young and was
like forcing. It was so weird.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
And the.
Speaker 12 (26:43):
Owner though, she was like, he's he's a nice boy though,
like he you know, he just doesn't know what to do.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
No, but you could tell he wasn't a creepy guy,
but he was so socially awkward that he didn't know
what to do showing up to spend money.
Speaker 18 (26:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Yeah, the odor is like he's by, yeah me keep
on coming back, he grows. No, he was just not
she was weirded out.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Yeah, he was, yeah, very socially awkward. So he wasn't
my type. And he like barely even talked to me.
But kind of did it was weird?
Speaker 4 (27:14):
And what to do?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah eight seven seven four Wooding. You can send your
story ladies over to two two nine eight seven say
how to Chanta? Hey, good morning Shanta Chantey. Boy, Right, so,
what's the what's the creepiest thing a guy has done
to hit on you?
Speaker 9 (27:27):
Well, I used to work at a gas station at
the late night shift. Yeah, about eight o'clock, this guy
comes in and he's like, hey, my friend really likes you,
and then proceeds to tell me about all the things
I did that day, going to school, what buslip, some
times I went to the bedroom, all this kind of
stalker stuff. But then he goes, but it's not me,
it's my friend. He's just really shy.
Speaker 17 (27:47):
Though.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Again, this is one of those things like not only
you making it very clear that you're stalking somebody, but
are those stats supposed to be impressive? That guy needs
to be on a list.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
That's pretty scary. He would be three times.
Speaker 9 (28:02):
I mean, but Greg, but Greg, I mean he's just understood.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Well, this stocking element totally negates that part, the fact
that he followed you to school with the bus your
bathroom breaks. Yeah, thank you for listening.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
To this show. Appreciate the call. Have a great day.
Let's go to Andrea. Good morning, Andrea, good morning, Good morning.
All right, So, what's the creepiest thing of guys done
to hit on you?
Speaker 19 (28:32):
So my store is a little more benign. But I
was in Michigan visiting some extended family and I got
up to like the Sprint store to see if I
had an upgrade available on my phone. And so you've
got to give them your phone number so they can
pull up your account, right, So he did, and he's like,
oh no, you got to wait a couple more months
till you know you're eligible. I was like, okay, cool,
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thank you. Left, and hours later I'm back at my
aunt Tom and I get this message like, hey.
Speaker 20 (29:00):
This is so and so from the store.
Speaker 19 (29:03):
I thought you were really cute and funny and so nice,
and like, you know, do you wanna get to know
each other?
Speaker 8 (29:10):
Like, oh, dude, I don't know who you are.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
So weird fishing business purpose, that's it? Yeah, you don't
go fishing from the customer pond.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that would be against Prince policy. Yeah,
they wouldn't be cool.
Speaker 14 (29:23):
Did you Sprint to the police department gets all right, Andrew,
thank you for the.
Speaker 18 (29:29):
Next day.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah, they probably gave it that.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Upgrade, all right, right?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
This one from the text A friend of a neighbor
moving into my apartment complex followed me to my apartment
when I was bringing up groceries, and then he asked
to smell my hair during our conversation. I literally had
to push him out of my doorway to get him
to leave us. From Ashley six six says I had
a high school friend who liked me called me from
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the roof of my house from his cell phone one night,
and I heard his feet walking on the roof.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
That's so weird. How would you even come up with
that idea? Kind of like that last call?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Sixty six one says a manager took my info off
my paperwork at the tire shop to text me and
asked me if I was single, and then showed up
in my apartment on a separate occasion.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Good.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Yeah these these You could press charges for both of these.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah. Nine four nine says when I was eighteen and
still in high school, I worked at a Starbucks and
there was a hot guy who worked at another store.
I'd covered shifts with him. Here and there, and we
exchanged numbers, but we never went out because he gave
me the creep. Ha, hot guy gave you the creeps.
He asked me to move with him, and I told
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him that I couldn't because you know, I'm still in
high school. And after that, he just started showing up
in my work randomly and staring at me from the doors.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
Hot guys could be creepy.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Yeah, but HI give you the ick?
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Yeah but yeah, but that's give him a break.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
I don't know, man, you'll see something in the eyes, I.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Know, But like if the guy wasn't good looking, or
you weren't attracted to him, he wouldn'tive him a second thought.
But I think because he is hot, you'll at least
investigate more if I guarantee you that sheick's calling the cops,
all right? Eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's eight
seven seven forty for Woody. Text over to two two
ninety seven. This one says literally happened yesterday. Guy gave
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me his business card, asking me if I'm looking for
a job as a painter, and then followed me around
the store and then he waited for me outside. Oh no, thankfully,
I wasn't alone this one and the days before Facebook,
a guy I met once somehow tracked me down to
the law firm that I worked for and randomly showed up.
(31:48):
That's scary. This one. Uber driver says, I drive for
Uber side Hustle. I had a rider tell me I'm
on my way to go give go, give oral to
a girl unless you want me to oral you instead.
Speaker 13 (32:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, I had to change the words up there. I
beg you, sir, I beg your pardon, sir, No, thank you.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Get out.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
He was drunk but just kept trying to touch me.
Eventually had to threaten to use my taser on him.
All right, God, alright, eight seven text us two to
ninety seven. We'll wrap this up. I have to break
a couple more texts that are coming through and call
or two ladies. What's the creepiest thing of guy's done
(32:31):
to hit on you? Give us a call more next
year On The Woody Show, what do you show to
be back?
Speaker 17 (32:38):
This is show?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
All right, so hot topic. We asked the question of
the ladies that you're hearing about a bunch of creeps
in the news, Like, what's the creepiest thing a guy
has done?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
To hit on you.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
There's some interesting stories already.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Yeah, a lot of stalker elements. Yeah we have. Uh,
let's see Jane B. Good morning.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
Hi.
Speaker 21 (33:03):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Wow, that's a loud ass phone. What are you driving
with the top down?
Speaker 17 (33:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Your trucker? No, all right, So what's what's your story?
Was the creepiest thing you guys done to hit on you?
Speaker 16 (33:15):
So?
Speaker 22 (33:15):
I was at the time a director out of preschool,
and I was dealing with a divorced family where the
dad was a prominent police officer, and he would try
to flirt with me all the time, and of course
I had to be friendly with my families as the director.
And one time he approached me to say, you're a
hard one to get in touch with, and I said,
I don't know what you mean. And then he told
(33:36):
me that he had researched me on social media. He
had checked all sorts of profiles and he couldn't find
anything on me. And then he proceeded to ask me
out to see if I would be interested to go
out with him on a date to a concert event
that he was working.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
You want to watch me work?
Speaker 13 (33:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (33:56):
This crowd?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Yeah, see, I'm pretty sure that's against the rules too.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Problem.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yeah, for like cops to you know, use the resources
of the department to try to find some check to
hit one.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
Yeah, I'm not making excuses, but he was probably looking
online to see if you had a partner, right.
Speaker 22 (34:14):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Okay, I like it, Jam, thank you for the call
for she listen to what the show by you that's
about to rin?
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Hey, good morning, Wren morning. All right, so having me
on of course, So.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Question, what's the creepiest thing a guy's done to hit
on you?
Speaker 11 (34:34):
Okay?
Speaker 23 (34:34):
So this just happened yesterday.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Oh wow, I'm at work.
Speaker 24 (34:38):
I'm at work.
Speaker 23 (34:39):
This gentleman twice my age comes over to me, tells
me how much he loves my beautiful red hair and
that he just hasn't been touched in over two years.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Is that why he came to the doctor? I do
want to get touched.
Speaker 23 (34:55):
Sorry, So after that, he says, uh, he used to
show me pictures of his.
Speaker 24 (35:02):
Younger sons who are my age on his phone and
is complaining about how the current.
Speaker 23 (35:09):
Woman he's with pays for all of his things.
Speaker 24 (35:13):
He's a concubine to her.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
And then he was.
Speaker 18 (35:17):
Hoping yes, and he was hoping I would stay late
after work to find out if things would escalate, to
take a ride in his in his concubines truck.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
Let's let's see what happens we come by. He's a
sugar baby.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Yeah yeah, but he's.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
Yeah, already attractive, very but guy, thank you, attractive but
so creepy. You'd never even remotely consider this guy.
Speaker 24 (35:49):
Right, run exact, but good time either way. I'm sure
I just way fall and wave. Have a good day
at work.
Speaker 9 (35:57):
Enjoy that sugar.
Speaker 24 (35:58):
Mama at home. Get some touch here soon, all right?
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Well, writ thank you for the call.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I appreciate you. Listening to the Woody Show. On the
text says I was in the military. This guy I
was in with would touch his eyebrow with the tip
of his tongue, and he thought I'd be impressed by that.
That actually is impressed.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
How would you do that?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Three oh two guy told me that he wanted to
eat the dried crust off my underwear.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
Oh care.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
One four says I was in line at a gas station.
A guy behind me said that he would pay me
good money to kick him with my shoes. I was
wearing high heels done at the time.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Yeah, do you do that?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Did I? Did I send you that video? Or was
I thinking about it?
Speaker 5 (36:43):
I was going to send to Greg and you of
that guy that walked up to those two girls at
a parking lot and bought their socks off them.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, he gave him forty bucks. He's like,
have your socks.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Everybody say hi to Jason. Hey, Jason, what's your story?
Speaker 19 (37:01):
Hey?
Speaker 25 (37:01):
You know, I know this is about women, and I
am all for women. Trust me on that.
Speaker 5 (37:05):
Man.
Speaker 25 (37:05):
I'm a serious guy.
Speaker 9 (37:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 25 (37:12):
Brand New is this company? Lifetime dreamed to be working there.
And I was being trained and we're at the hotel
eating dinner and beverages to get uh me and the
guy that's training me and then his friend, so guy
training me, he's like, all right, bro, I'm going upstairs,
going to bed, have a good night. And I said,
all right, I'm gonna have one more and uh I'm
going to bed too. The guy that was sitting next
(37:33):
to me, he as soon as the other guy got
up and walked away, he's like, hey, what's up.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Brother?
Speaker 25 (37:39):
He's like, can I take you upstairs? And uh as
you said, oral you And I'm like, excuse me? What
totally out of left Field, didn't even know the dude's
name anything. I'm like, yeah, no, that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 11 (37:51):
He goes, well, why not.
Speaker 25 (37:52):
I said, yeah, I don't think you'll understand. I'm married
and I'm straight, and that's not happening. He goes, yeah,
but I still do it. I'm like, that's I'm sure
you can't. But we're not doing that.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
So I'm like, okay, this is over.
Speaker 25 (38:04):
I paid my bill. I went to the bathroom before
I went up to my real big mistake. I'm standing
there with my junk in my hands, doing my thing,
and the door in the bathroom comes flying open.
Speaker 11 (38:15):
Oh no, And I'm like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 25 (38:19):
And he's like, look, I thought I would try one
more time. I'm like, dude, this is nat get the
heck out here. I've never seen the guy ever again
in my luck.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
I mean, maybe you should have taken him up on.
It might have been in a really amazing mouth party.
Maybe maybe he missed out of the mouth party. Yeah,
I mean he's a really good salesman, all right, Jason,
hard to get all right, Jason, appreciate the call man.
Thanks for listening to the Woody shows. Show, and we
(38:51):
are into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world, and a good morning to you, thanks for
being here joining us today. My name is what that
is Greg Gory?
Speaker 17 (39:04):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Right, there is Gina grat There we got menace. That
there's sea bass. We got Sammy phones are open eight
seven seven forty four wood. You can hit us up
on the text over to to nine eighty seven. What
is show weakest link? Coming up this autum, we'll hosted
by the guy who really wants to host a game show?
That'd be Greg Gory. If I want to announce a
(39:27):
game show. Oh, that's right, that's my dream in the world.
I know exactly that super easy, come on down. Hey,
I'm done for That's just that's just one of them,
I mean some of the other ones. I think it's
just the beginning on.
Speaker 6 (39:39):
Here's your house, right, Greg Gry That's right?
Speaker 7 (39:42):
And then yeah, who's really got a hard job is
the guy for let's make a deal, because not only
does he announce, but he is live playing music, Like
uh jeez, what so he has like seven or eight keyboards,
he's a DJ and so like as like you know,
if someone's thinking about which door they're gonna choose or whatever.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
He live playing.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
He's very down a stadium well, participating in some of
the games. Okay, well, everybody, you can't just have one
job anymore. You have to serve multiple roles.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
On Jeopardy.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
I was talking to another radio buddy of mine and
at his radio station. What they're doing now is everybody
who's on the air, because they were saying, oh, well
early on from ten am to two pm, they're giving
them four hours of stuff to fill out the eight
hour day, like office work. Oh they could it could
(40:36):
be anything. Oh wow, they just give him four hours
of other tasks.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
You know.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
So it used to be like you were on the air,
and then that was it, right, that was a that
was a full time job. They're like, no, that's be
a full time job. Now it's like here, you're gonna
go gas up the van and you're gonna go work
this event wo and and everything else. It's a different day,
you guys, can't just who wants coffee? Also got a
little piece of Dougan news. You might have seen this
(41:05):
video pop up on your feeds. This dog in Colorado,
Oriyon is his name, oriyan Ate. Something that he shouldn't have,
and the vent posted a video of the little dugan
crapping out a ton of Orbi's water toys, those little
beads that expanded wide. So this is the dog taking
the dump. Looking at the Look at all the Orbi's.
(41:29):
It's just like they're going all over. There's no poo
in there, it's just straight Orbi's just all over the floor.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
Well, I know what we're doing for experiments.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
So he pooped out most of them, still needed surgery
to get the rest of them. Mout X ray revealed
that he had also eaten some staples. This guy, he's okay,
he's already back home. How did dog survive and eat
your heart out?
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Minus?
Speaker 2 (41:49):
The video already racked up over one hundred million views.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
Lucky dogs.
Speaker 6 (41:56):
Here's a close up clearly absorbed Orby's.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Those are big orbis.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Yeah they spend.
Speaker 6 (42:02):
Yeah, they're little poppy seeds and then you put them
in water.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, see me, What color Orby's do you want?
Speaker 4 (42:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:08):
What? What? What color would you like to many?
Speaker 6 (42:12):
Blue?
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Babe? Blue would be cute.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Yeah, we have to eat, but.
Speaker 7 (42:16):
You have to eat straight Orbi's for like a day
and a half to get the other stuff out of
the way, so.
Speaker 6 (42:21):
It's not just like I don't know, yeah, yeah, maybe
turn around.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Something tells me it's going to be like the new
the new gift for Jiff or whatever. Yeah, I'm so
happy that I'm you know, rainbow. It looks like it
looks like confetti, right, so fresh, like happy birthday, And
then you send this to that's for you. Hey, let's
get on that right away.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah, you've got orbis weakest link. What do you show
weakest link with Greg as your host? That is coming
up next?
Speaker 4 (42:54):
Who's ready?
Speaker 5 (42:56):
I am?
Speaker 4 (42:57):
You know you're never ready.
Speaker 6 (42:58):
I never participated in this, you haven't, So it's just
like regular weeks link.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Then we try to and we try to earn breakfast
hell yeah, and time four a little Woody show weakest link.
All right, so Greg will be the host, just kind
of like you see on the TV version if you
remember that weakest link. So Greg will have these rapid
(43:25):
fire questions, will go around the room. We'll try to
see how many we can get in the allotted time.
It's only a minute, that's right, that's all we've got.
And we tried to try to get.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Eight, I believe, right, yeah. Yeah, the group.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Yeah, that's right, this genus first time playing Woodie Show
weekess link. I'm hungry and so Greg has the questions
and I think the rest of us are ready to
give it a good old college truck.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
Yes, and you guys decide who goes first.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
Also also, if you don't know the answer, dell waste time.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
Yeah, because if you only have a minute, got it?
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Okay? Yeah, it's very important. Is the host ready?
Speaker 4 (44:08):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Contestants, who are you ready?
Speaker 4 (44:10):
Who's going first? Menace will go first? To go first
round Number one? Woody Show weakest le menas. What is
the main ingredient used to make pesto sauce?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (44:19):
Uh Parsley, Sorry, Basil Gina. What is the name of
the music festival founded by Jane's Addiction front man Perry Farrell? Correct?
Woody and competitive swimming? How many different strokes or styles
are there for? Correct? Sea bass? What does POTUS stand
for President of the United States? Correct? Sammy. What is
the name of the drink that is half iced tea
half lemonade?
Speaker 6 (44:40):
Arm Palmer?
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Correct Menace? Which US state is directly south of Georgia?
Speaker 17 (44:44):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (44:45):
South of Georgia Florida. Correct, Gina. Who are the two
creators of the TV show South.
Speaker 6 (44:50):
Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone?
Speaker 4 (44:52):
That is correct, Woody From what bird do we get meat?
That's called squab? Squab, turkeys, pigeon, sea bass? Which actor
the narrator narrator of the movie stand by Me?
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Danny to be done?
Speaker 4 (45:05):
Richard Dry Sammy? In motor racing? What color is the
caution flag?
Speaker 19 (45:11):
Right?
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Yellow? Menace? How was the number twenty written in Roman
numerals X one x? We started pretty strong.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
We were on track, with the exception of the first
one for Menace and then my squab squab I had
never even heard of that before. Squabs at obscure. Yeah,
I not heard that one, but yeah, and then it
fell apart. Then the wheels came out true wood show fashion.
Speaker 16 (45:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Well, your strongest player of that round was Gina. Yes,
mikas player was Menace. Everyone else in the middle.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
Okay, damn it.
Speaker 12 (45:43):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Feel free to vote me off, but we'll start with Menace.
Who who gets your vote? Sammy?
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Sammy? Sammy? Who gets your vote?
Speaker 10 (45:50):
Menace?
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Gina?
Speaker 7 (45:53):
Let me just tell you this, you didn't necessarily get
at that round, but MENACE's answers are very very comical.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Right half the time. Best likes to keep medicine there
strictly for the entertainment. For Sammy, Yeah, who you're gonna
vote for? You gotta strategize. Who's gonna help you win?
Speaker 6 (46:09):
Yeah, as much as I love you, everybody knows that
there's no Parsley in Pesto.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
That's not the point. Okay, Menace, Menace?
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Sorry, so we have oh Sammy, oh boys, all right,
I will I will vote for Sammy.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
Yes, nice Sammy.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
You Oh the weakest link, lucky deuce girl, We're back
in so peanut butter and jelly. Right then, I I
love no, I love, just observe and run. All this
sounds that's right? Yeah, all right? Round number two?
Speaker 4 (46:44):
What do you show?
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Weakest slink? Where do we leave off?
Speaker 4 (46:46):
We love the Menace?
Speaker 2 (46:48):
I started Gayeah, Gina, Here we go, Round number two.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
Gina went a whale or one of us leaps out
of the water? What is that called breach? Correct? Woody?
In nineteen eighty four, what did Rick Allen, drummer of
def Leppard lose in a car accident?
Speaker 16 (47:01):
Arm?
Speaker 4 (47:02):
Correct? Sea bass? How many size does a hexagon have?
Correct menace. What was the name of Michael Jackson's pet
chimpanzee bubbles correct Gina in terms of weight. What country
produces the.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Most coffee Brazil?
Speaker 4 (47:15):
Correct Woody. What is Scooby Doo's nephew's name Shaggy Scrappy?
Sea Bass? What French term literally means fat Tuesday Marty gross?
Correct menace. What is the capital of India India.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Hinduism?
Speaker 4 (47:32):
That would be New Deli via Gina.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
What does VHS stand for Video Home System?
Speaker 4 (47:39):
Correct Woody. In the movie Legally Blonde, what magazine Dezell
woulds refer to as the Bible Hustler Cosmopolitan? Sea Bass,
not including jokers. How many cards are there in a
standard deck forty eight fifty two menace? What slobbering movie
dog shares a name with a classic composer, Oh, Beethoven? Yes, wow,
all right, cool?
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Yeah, well you are the station cavyr and lobster tail. Yeah,
all the finest things creaming free, the legally Blonde thing.
I don't know if we've ever seen the.
Speaker 6 (48:15):
Movie Bawell Cosmos Cosmo.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yeah, I mean educated guests wouldn't have heard. I know,
but I want to hang you know, don't want to
hang everybody out trying to get breakfast here. Wow, okay, cool,
you are Bacon. We gotta still vote somebody off Menace
(48:39):
to get your vote.
Speaker 7 (48:40):
Your strongest player was Gina again, Sea Bass and Menace
both with what are your weakest player?
Speaker 4 (48:47):
You miss only one out of three?
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Okay, all right, I guess I'm gonna have to go.
You WOULDI thank you?
Speaker 6 (48:52):
All right, I've been out of his misery than Mass.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
I'll also vote for Woodsy.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Yes, the weakest thrip. So just the qis we've got
double breakfast, double breakfast aka like a dessert station crap, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 4 (49:12):
All right, Yes, that's how the game works. So you
just pick whatever you want and I get it. Chocolate fountain, wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
I?
Speaker 4 (49:20):
Yeah? Yeah, gold but all the fixens you know I
like that.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
I'm pretty sweet? Yeah? Oh yeah Brown number three?
Speaker 4 (49:30):
What do show?
Speaker 2 (49:31):
Weakest link? Who starts?
Speaker 12 (49:32):
This?
Speaker 4 (49:32):
Would be Sea Bass? I believe I started with Gina,
So Sea Bass. What l name is given to a
poet who wins the Nobel Prize? Correct? Menace? What X
word is the fear of foreigners or strangers? Uh, illegal aliens, xenophobus?
Gina donkeys and other load bearing animals are known as.
Speaker 6 (49:53):
Beasts of what burden?
Speaker 4 (49:55):
Correct? Sea bass? What is three quarters of eight?
Speaker 2 (49:57):
That'll be six?
Speaker 4 (49:58):
Correct? Menace? What pos is mentioned in the song Yankee
Doodle Macaroni? Correct? Gina? New Orleans is nicknamed the Big
What easy? Correct? Sea Bass? What is the last letter
of the Greek alphabet onicron Omega? Menace?
Speaker 5 (50:13):
What?
Speaker 2 (50:13):
Mass?
Speaker 4 (50:14):
Book of books about the stereotype of male masculinity is
titled Real Men Don't Eat what cheez? Kish? Gina? Talin
is the capital of what Baltic country?
Speaker 17 (50:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Hell, kazakhstwn Estonia?
Speaker 4 (50:28):
Sea bass? What is the highest mountain in Greece Olympus?
Correct menace? What makes up twelve percent of an egg's weight?
Speaker 18 (50:35):
Yo?
Speaker 4 (50:35):
The shell? Gina? What kind of nuts are used to
make marts? Upon?
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (50:41):
Correct? That's correct, but I'm still only seven unfortunately. Question.
Yeah the armar on, Yeah, it wasn't Medas. Who got
one out of four?
Speaker 19 (50:51):
Dog?
Speaker 2 (50:52):
I got that important one. You're the one I kept
him around.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
I will admit, Omego, I should have gotten that.
Speaker 26 (50:56):
Yeah, thank you, thank you, breakfast all the Yeah, we
are Actually I think we should have guy come in.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Or Gordon Ramsay, I've stayed out of it for the
most part, except for the chocolate fountain things so far,
because I wasn't about to spend your money. Greg Banks,
Bobby the most station to have vove. Okay, all right,
well one person is going to go. Is it going
to be Menace, Gina or Sea Bass? We're still playing?
Speaker 4 (51:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (51:30):
Yeah, the rest for Okay, all right, I'll put myself out. Okay, vote.
That's right, You're not allowed because I would. I would
vote for myself every time.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
That's a dumb rule, so therefore I ignore it.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Who get your stop making things difficult too late?
Speaker 4 (51:44):
That's my vote? All right? Go around the rooms?
Speaker 6 (51:49):
Okay, I guess see how that works the week?
Speaker 13 (51:53):
All right?
Speaker 6 (51:53):
Man, we got this?
Speaker 5 (51:54):
All right?
Speaker 4 (51:56):
All right, let's do it double breakfast.
Speaker 6 (51:59):
It's just a forefunsies round.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
All right, here we go next round? Will you show
weakest link medus?
Speaker 4 (52:08):
What are the first three words of the US Constitution?
I do declare we the people? Gina? How does James
bond like his Martinez shaken? Correct? Menace? What is the
eastern most state in the contiguous US?
Speaker 2 (52:22):
Alaska?
Speaker 4 (52:23):
Maine? Gina? What creditor is most Deadly the Sharks people
correct menace In the movie die Hard, What does John
McLean leave behind in his limo?
Speaker 2 (52:33):
A Teddy Bear?
Speaker 4 (52:34):
Correct? Gina? How many fingers does Mickey Mouse have?
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Four?
Speaker 4 (52:37):
Eight? Menace? What converse salesman is the only person in
both the Basketball Hall of Fame and the Sporting Goods
Hall of Fame?
Speaker 2 (52:43):
Bo Jackson, Chuck Taylor?
Speaker 4 (52:44):
Gina In the movie National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, who played
the wife of Clark Griswold's.
Speaker 6 (52:49):
Neighbor, oh of Julia Louis drip?
Speaker 4 (52:52):
Correct? Menace? What do you get when you add fresh fruit,
among other things to red wine? A fermented wine? Yeah, Gina?
In the Twelve Days of Christmas, what did my true
love to send to me on the seventh day?
Speaker 6 (53:05):
Lords ladies?
Speaker 4 (53:06):
Leaping seven swans? A swimming menace? And a website address?
What does the dot What does the common dot com
stand for?
Speaker 17 (53:12):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (53:13):
Computer overs keep going, miracle system? Computer ovis stands for
commercial Commercial?
Speaker 2 (53:23):
I would have said commerce, would you give me credit?
Speaker 4 (53:25):
Greg for you?
Speaker 5 (53:27):
No?
Speaker 6 (53:28):
And that Mickey one was just a misunderstanding.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
Yeah, that's a common tactic in these questions is to
give you sort of but not actually trick questions.
Speaker 4 (53:37):
Oh you have to be on the looking.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Well, that's how you play Woody Show Weakest Awesome. It
might be a lot less contentious than we've had the past.
Sometimes it's broken down to yeah, many argument Woody Show.
All right, Well, some feedback after that last round of
Woodies Show Weakest Sling. This one came in Gina representing
(54:02):
Mensa very well, Sea Bass not so much.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
Not correct.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
We both did quite well. Oh okay, he just went
long with five six two is wondering did Sea Bass
feel intimidated by Gina In the Weakest Link? He voted
himself out. Oh that was a bonus round and Menace
had to stay in.
Speaker 4 (54:17):
So I wanted Gina to enjoy Menasa.
Speaker 6 (54:19):
It was fun, I told you.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
Okay, I would have loved to have seen them both
go toe to toe. And now that we have a
Gina grad and Sea Bass game to determine who's smarter,
Oh boy, that's from the five oh five texting over.
So I told Greg, say, if you have a questions,
got dream come true? For like one more round of
what do you show weakest link? It will be Mensa
versus Mensa. It'll be Sea Mass going up against Gina
(54:47):
grad Okay, one round? Who's going first?
Speaker 4 (54:51):
Ladies? Okay the sea best first first?
Speaker 2 (54:55):
Who is getting that getting? He said the opposite of
what I said. Hey, show hands, all right, Gina, you
will go first. Same rules before here we go. We
show we gets like Gina and the TV show Cheers.
Speaker 4 (55:06):
What is the upscale seafood restaurant located directly above the
bar pass Melville Sea Bass. What actor played the role
of Jack Horner in the movie Boogie Knights, Mark Olberg,
Burt Reynolds, Gina, When you turn fifty you might get
an invitation to join the AARP.
Speaker 6 (55:20):
What does that stand for the American Association of Retired
People of.
Speaker 4 (55:25):
Retired Persons Sea Bass? In cooking, what does the French
term coke a von translate to cockin wine? Shall take it?
Chicken with wine?
Speaker 5 (55:34):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (55:34):
Gina? Which actor has been dubbed the Muscles from Brussels correct? SeaBASS?
What is the three letter term for a young goat
A you A kid? Gina? What three letter term can
mean a small opening and is also the name of
a clothing company Volvo? Yeah Easy? Sea Bass in two
thousand and five. What dating site did your friend doctor
(55:55):
Phil start writing an advice column for mash dot com. Correct, Gina,
if you were talking to somebody on a CB rad
you and they asked for your ten twenty, what are
they asking.
Speaker 6 (56:02):
For your location?
Speaker 4 (56:03):
Correct? See Bass. The actress Jane Leaves played a character
named Daphnean what sitcom? That would be a phrasier? Correct,
we'll see Bass smoked Gina on that one.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
I don't know about that. It was three to two,
and I got two of your answers, right.
Speaker 6 (56:15):
That doesn't that doesn't mean that that was just I
got two of your answers, right?
Speaker 4 (56:19):
Which ones?
Speaker 6 (56:20):
Coca fon?
Speaker 2 (56:20):
I got the one right? The wine a screen.
Speaker 6 (56:26):
It's actually technically it's rooster, by the way, which is
a cock?
Speaker 2 (56:28):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (56:30):
And then what was the other?
Speaker 17 (56:31):
Today?
Speaker 5 (56:31):
What was?
Speaker 2 (56:31):
What was your?
Speaker 6 (56:32):
Was?
Speaker 2 (56:32):
The first?
Speaker 3 (56:33):
Was one of his?
Speaker 6 (56:34):
I knew the BOOKI knights one I raised right now?
Speaker 4 (56:36):
Yeah, okay, I'll give you that one back.
Speaker 2 (56:38):
I still beat her.
Speaker 4 (56:39):
I got the gap one because I go to the mall.
Oh yeah, paid off. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:44):
By the way, did we not give Gina the point
on the AARP question?
Speaker 4 (56:48):
We did not.
Speaker 6 (56:49):
I did not because I said people instead of persons.
Speaker 2 (56:53):
To their website.
Speaker 4 (56:54):
The question was, what does a r P stand for? Okay,
it does not stand for American Association of retire People.
Oh my god, it stands for the American Association of
Retired person And how did he get.
Speaker 6 (57:04):
A point for translating the French Coca vaughn correct cock
and wine?
Speaker 4 (57:11):
Because the correct also and also a good point.
Speaker 2 (57:13):
That's not a bad point. I'll tell you why. Because
the it is a a rooster.
Speaker 4 (57:17):
And wine is one of you.
Speaker 6 (57:19):
You didn't know that, Greg said chicken.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
And well, Greg, Greg technically gave the wrong answer. I'm
looking up right now. So it's there are many translations
of the word rooster, person.
Speaker 7 (57:30):
Word peoples and people are the same thing. It's not
Gina Great, it's Gina grad.
Speaker 6 (57:35):
But but great and grad don't mean the same thing.
Speaker 2 (57:37):
People.
Speaker 5 (57:38):
Those that means multiple and then person means one's plural.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
The National Collegiate Athletic if you said athletics, no, the
Athletic Association, you're you're.
Speaker 6 (57:49):
You're making my point. Persons and people mean the same thing.
Speaker 4 (57:53):
Aar P. I'll go to the website right now. Yes,
we understand that, fine, Yeah, we understand.
Speaker 6 (57:58):
That sins and people mean the same thing.
Speaker 7 (58:01):
We're talking about a proper title that I translated. Okay,
so I think someone meant it.
Speaker 14 (58:05):
One of the difference, yeah, is this how he shuts
down every art Because I know you're used to people
stopping talking, but I'm not.
Speaker 4 (58:15):
Moving like cocaine.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
Like if I if I, what's the definite of cookie?
Speaker 6 (58:18):
It's not going to say cock, no, never and wine never.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
You know where you're going to see it says cock
and win cver every translation I see says rooster in
You said you said cock right, which I.
Speaker 6 (58:31):
Believe it's because you didn't know what that meant, because
because I thought it was penis. I don't know what
you thought, but you do. I know he gets a
little extra hype for minutes. But there's two words I
know are, which is and wine. I don't believe you
knew what the first word meant, So you made a
joke saying like I don't know cock.
Speaker 7 (58:49):
Whatever you said, I knew it's I knew it was
a I knew it was a word that meant chicken
obviously because it's a dish obviously, but it's not chicken.
Speaker 4 (58:57):
It's rooster and the I.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
Don't want to trigger you, but I knew that.
Speaker 6 (59:00):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
Again, she's not getting that we're talking about again?
Speaker 6 (59:04):
Am I not getting this?
Speaker 2 (59:07):
I would have given you the point for the ARP thing,
Greg Would you give her the point or no?
Speaker 16 (59:11):
No?
Speaker 4 (59:11):
I actually did not give her the point, right, I'm.
Speaker 2 (59:13):
Saying, But based on this argument, does this change because
I got then? I don't think Seabas should get the
point either. But this is a translation.
Speaker 6 (59:20):
Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (59:22):
Okay, fine, don't give her the point, but then you
can't give him the point for cock and wine.
Speaker 6 (59:26):
For you're making these are both translation questions, and one
point and one did not.
Speaker 2 (59:33):
How is the title of an organization?
Speaker 4 (59:35):
A translation?
Speaker 2 (59:35):
With the organization is not a response?
Speaker 6 (59:42):
Did you tell the question? I forgive me. That was
a side question.
Speaker 2 (59:46):
By the way, Greig, let me point this out. Did
I not correct Gina?
Speaker 4 (59:49):
But before you even gave your answer, I don't answer
in a world.
Speaker 2 (59:55):
Question, Gina does not get the point. The question is
does sea basket after the argum ask at the point
for cock and wine? And it's rooster and wine. But
it's not just we couldn't negate both and we still
I don't think he would have gotten out on Jeopardy
that's always your argument. Wouldn't Oh yes, I would. In Jeopardy,
it would have given you the credit for that Jeopardy
(01:00:16):
cock and wine. They would have given you, Greg, you
got it, you know they would look.
Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
I would just argue either way you put it. That's
a great Friday night. Yeah, yeah, perfect convo. Hell all right?
Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Well question yes or no?
Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Greg? You give him the credit.
Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
Because you asked him to translate.
Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
I was trying to be a professional during the hosting duties,
and in that moment I gave him the point so
I might stick with my my core belief in that. Yes,
I did accept it, all right, menace? Would you accept
because I knew exactly what he was talking about.
Speaker 6 (01:00:52):
So here's here's from the like A, you didn't translate anything.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
I didn't say, Coke read it one more time.
Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
The question it was, it's okay, I.
Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Don't have in front of me, but it was, what
is the translate the French Dish covan? What does that
translate to? In English?
Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
It's called not only was I accurate, I was hilarious.
I don't therefore double points.
Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
That's subjective. I don't think we're gonna get to the
bund all right, you know what.
Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Nobody gets breakfast over this fight. Sorry, that's that's the
rule I made up, Budding. You can change the rules, right,
we can change the rules. Yeah, I guess see.
Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Thanks a lot, Sea Bass.
Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
You ruined it. Yeah, way to go, dude, It was me,
not Gina.
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
All Right, we got some more woody show coming up
for your next hang on.
Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
Will be right back.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Welcome back, everybody. Well yeah, well, there's so much to
cover in the news, and we do our best job
bringing all the different types of news to you. But
what about some of these stories that show up in
these local news broadcasts?
Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
What about them?
Speaker 16 (01:01:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Sea Bass has a knack for finding some of the
more interest ones, and so we turned things over Sea
Bass's local news story of the day.
Speaker 22 (01:02:05):
I felt something like wet and warm on my back.
Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
This is the.
Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Maam born about me a pizza burger burg. He finally
did their dad's role. And so do you know how
this fire started?
Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
It was pleasant my cousin.
Speaker 21 (01:02:22):
He's mad because he can't get with me an animal.
Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
Here's a goopy local news.
Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Oh yeah, night and Sea Bass.
Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
What do we have for us today?
Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Well, that little town Oakland's Oakland, California, I used to
live there. That's right, just lost Docs lost their third
and final professional sports team very recently. Now they have
a plan. I saw this pop up in the local
San Francisco NBC eleven news. Oakland has a plan to
fix all that they do. How can you change the
(01:02:54):
negative narrative of Oakland? A new social media campaign launched
today called Oakland is Better in Person. The goal is
to promote positivity in the town in hopes of drawing
more people back to the area.
Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
There's NBC's Lena Jones.
Speaker 21 (01:03:08):
The hope is the constant push of positivity through videos
and hashtags will help encourage people to visit Oakland and
experience the town for themselves, from its culture to events,
instead of making judgments based on what they hear in
crime reports.
Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
What you mean the constant and all the news, the
constant attacks and violence. See I can fix that with
a hashtag. The fact that In and Out can't even
survive there, and everyone.
Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
Loves in and Out And there's a brand new Walmart
right behind that In and Out that's also gone.
Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
All the sports teams, they can't even have traffic lights
because like people steal them.
Speaker 6 (01:03:42):
They pull the wire out.
Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
That's what we're trying to combat with hashtags. Hashtags, you know,
those pesky facts battle do it and actual news. Okay,
here's what I did.
Speaker 7 (01:03:52):
So what I did and I went through the local
Oakland news to see if that is indeed true or
if indeed Oakland is hashtag better in person or see
it in person wherever the hell they said.
Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
So experience it, experience yourself in person.
Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Now, if you go to Oakland, experience it for yourself.
You might be driving down a road and you might
see a bunch of tires with like yellow and black
stripe painting on them in the middle of the road.
Why would there be these tires?
Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
Is it art?
Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Well, let's find out from Fox too.
Speaker 27 (01:04:20):
Okay, frustration in East Oakland neighbors taking matters into their
own hands, installing street barriers to deter reckless drivers. But
tonight city workers removing those roadblocks.
Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Of course, we have you been asking there for help
for seven or months with zero response.
Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
What so they've been asking for seven months was zero response? Okay,
they actually did something.
Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
Actually, by the way, that's thirty Fish Street.
Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
That's gonna be recurring. Female. But here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
Yeah, because the city didn't install it, install it to
you know, overpay for it. That's why there's an issue.
Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
So what are the yellow and the So what they
did is they've they've been having these street takeovers, these
side shows, and it's because they have a big, wide intersection.
So what they did is they basically made the intersection
into a roundabout by taking tires again, painting them so
you can see, I mean, you know, then filling them
with dirt and stuff so that you can't just you
can't be doing donuts and stuff in that intersection.
Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Because, like the guy just said, they didn't do anything
because he called and called and nothing happened. So what
do you want us to do? Well, the city came
in and remove those, because of course they did. Yeah,
that makes sense. Here's here's a more residence of the area.
Speaker 27 (01:05:36):
City crews encountered Heckler's Tuesday after Dude Well, snatching up
dozens of dirt filled tires from the Sitter Lane.
Speaker 13 (01:05:43):
Kids have been hit on this street. There are people's
cars that have been crashed into and totaled. And not
for the performative making everyone feel better renaming streets after
dead rap artists?
Speaker 25 (01:05:55):
Do you job?
Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
What else you call super.
Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Professional super exactly. Get a translation, Yeah, who else so
they can call other than the city is what he's sharying.
Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Super super like you guys saying everything, don't judge me,
I'm but that's the resident. By the way, the person
who lives there said it perfectly like the city council
loves to rename you know, whatever t podcs are, but
(01:06:34):
they don't care about the actual crime and kids getting
hit and property damages.
Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
What he's supposed to do.
Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Maybe all these residents who live there on that street
and took the time again to build their own barricades,
maybe they're wrong. Maybe these side shows and street takeovers
are totally peaceful and wonderful local bits of culture. Sure, well,
let's go to a report about one that happened recently
where five people got shot.
Speaker 21 (01:06:58):
Businesses and neighbors in the Diamond districts say they're sick
and tired of sideshow, skid marks and shooting, leaving five
people shot in. Business owners say they're fed up and
thinking of leaving the area.
Speaker 6 (01:07:10):
People don't want investment, monu for what you dan you
your life and then your life for you staff just
to try to make some leaving.
Speaker 21 (01:07:20):
Please say, all five shooting victims are in stable condition.
So far, there have been no arrest or given.
Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
You're kidding at NBC eleven, need some more Oakland translation. Yeah,
And it's the thing.
Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
It's like, yeah, we can crap on the city all
day for being terrible, but elasee assistants are trying to
make you better.
Speaker 7 (01:07:43):
But but and then what that guys saying is, look,
I'm not going to open a business where you know,
their street takeovers a gunfire.
Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
I'm gonna go some unleaskland. Well, this is why.
Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
Also, I got in a fight with a lot of
people online who are like hardcore athletics fans aka A's
fans of the team, and they're all crying about the
about the baseball team leaving.
Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
I go look at the surrounding.
Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
Like I'm not saying the owner is awesome, but at
the same time, like, you know, it's an investment, dude.
Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
I went to a game there last year. There there
was nobody in those stands. You look at common sense.
Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
I'm going to take my massive investment and I'm going
to move it to a city that likes, cares, cares,
and it's.
Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
Going to make it better and worth a lot more money.
Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
What the numbers were specifically, like how much the Raiders
were worth when they left Oakland. Let's just say it
was like a billion just for the make the make
to say it was a billion dollars. The minute they
moved to Vegas they were worth six billionaire.
Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Yeah. There was this one time I was doing some
apartment hunting and there's an area in Oakland called Lake
merrit And I checked out this apartment. I thought, oh,
that's pretty nice. It's not bad. And the landlord, the
prospective landlord, he said, you have any questions for me?
And I asked about laundry and this, that and the other,
and when does the rent do and all that, and
then he said, well, I have one question for you.
Do you like your car? And I said what, I
(01:08:57):
don't get there. Do I like my car? He said, yeah,
it'll get broken into, probably night one. So I said, yeah, yeah,
do you like your car?
Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
What are you supposed to do? I mean, if your
car gets broken into.
Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
Just called Superman.
Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
And so to that point, we've heard story after story
about different restaurants closing. Did you know they closed the
only Oakland Denny's. We're supposed to get your moons over
my Hammi. Well, Fox too went there on the last
day and found and found some things.
Speaker 28 (01:09:27):
The Denny's in Oakland, known for being always open, is
now forever closed because of crime concerns. Once again, the
chickens have come home to roosts.
Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
So there are chickens in the Yeah, we're not chickens.
They brought in like this is what is this the
jungles of Vietnam?
Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
Yeah, where do they come from?
Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
How are there lives? Like, I know there's live chickens.
Humans can't survive on the streets of Oakland. How does
this chicken survive?
Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
I remember I was in Oakland and some guys are
driving like a cutlass or something like that, and the
wheel fell off while they're driving, and then all three
of them just exited the car and just took costs left.
Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
So Fox two shows up to talk to the folks
who are going to the Denny's for the last time
and the chickens.
Speaker 29 (01:10:15):
I feel so bad to the city of Oakland because
it's like everybody's leaving.
Speaker 28 (01:10:19):
The restaurant closed for good at one Wednesday afternoon. Seems
like only the chickens will be staying. Denny's officials would
not go on camera, but a sign on the front
door says, in part, the safety and well being of
Denny's team members and valued guests is our top priority.
Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
Well, it sounds like really, it just sounds like they
need to experience it for themselves. Our problem is what
he is.
Speaker 7 (01:10:39):
We're listening to like residents and business owners of Oakland
as opposing to listening to hashtags.
Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Yeah also hashtag Yeah we give on top of.
Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
All this drama and crime and all this stuff. The
state of California doesn't even help businesses open. They may
get super difficult.
Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
One of the least business friendly states in the country.
Speaker 29 (01:10:58):
Yeah, all the time, sometimes night at the club and
Amyton not come.
Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
I ETL do you another Oakland translations the deal a
one time is our top priority? Oh yeah, all the.
Speaker 29 (01:11:08):
Time, sometime midnight after club and Amython not come?
Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
I eat? Okay, Yeah, so he's a frequent goer of
this Denny's and he's upset that it's leaving. He would
even go after the club, which I would go to.
Speaker 6 (01:11:20):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 29 (01:11:22):
Then all the time sometime midnight after club and anything
I come, I eat.
Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
It's sad because I was proud of from you know, now,
I just kind of shudder. I'll just take my head because.
Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
It is Superman.
Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
And by the way, that Daddy I think that is.
Speaker 7 (01:11:40):
That's the one that was over again. Everything in Oakland
was because it's all gone now. That was the one
over by the airport. This wasn't like there's no country
pastoral landing, no chicken.
Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Since that's a port, you know, doc workers, you know,
apparently Superman Superman. I mean, what do you even do
a revamp the area?
Speaker 7 (01:12:03):
You bulldoze and first off, you only need to arrest
two or three hundred people because those are the guys
shooting and doing the side shows.
Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
And once you put and one then you just bulldoze
and start over it of them and.
Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Hashtag no other ideas. Hey, welcome back, it's they show,
all right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah, how about a diarrhea
(01:12:38):
of topics.
Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Let's diaryct.
Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Do you guys like the way that we did the
last time? I don't remember. We had a couple of questions, well,
we had a couple of questions here in the studio
and then we all opened up the phones and the
people had they wanted to, you know, a question whatever.
They wanted to throw in the ring for diarrhea of topics.
Then write anybody can respond, whether it's us or people listening,
you can respond to any of the questions. Yeah that
(01:13:01):
was all right? Yeah you like that?
Speaker 19 (01:13:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Sure, oh yeah, you like I'm more than like.
Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
I have a question?
Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
Yeah, has anybody eaten at the restaurant Zippies? I was familiar?
Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
I would like to visit a Zippies? Is it good
or is it fire or not?
Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
Okay? Yeah, while you go and let us know, Yeah,
check it out. What are they known for?
Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
It's a Hawaiian based food chain, so like it would
have like, you know, your typical Hawaiian like yeah, and
mac and cheese and maybe some spam and other things
like that.
Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
All right, okay, somebody in the room had a question,
what have you never eaten?
Speaker 16 (01:13:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
That was my question becauseppies I was a specific food though. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
I was as surprised as if my parents told me
I was adopted. When Woody said you just recently tried
a sour patch kid.
Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Yeah, I thought how because I'm not I'm not a
first of all, I'm not a fan of like, I'm
not a big eater. If I'm gonna have something like that.
It's gonna be like chocolate, right, like those I did fine,
and by the way, proven right once again. The little
gummy cola bottles that I was told you can only
be found in the one of those spell what I got?
(01:14:15):
I said, right down here the corner by the radio station,
walked in there, walked out with two bags, gave one
the Gina kept one for myself. Humiliating, but that's pretty
much it. But yeah, I've never had a sour patch
kid until this last summer, this crazy wow, most recent summer. Yeah,
did you have warheads as a kid. I did have
a war Yeah, I've had a about atomic fireballs. Yeah,
(01:14:38):
those were good because they're so hot at first, and
then you get to the then you get to the nice,
uh mellow sweet part.
Speaker 6 (01:14:44):
Do you guys remember the Boston Baked beans. Yes, someone
with tripophobia would not like those. They're like really bumpy,
those little candy.
Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
Coat Yeah weird.
Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Do you know what they have downstairs? I'll grab some
for you. Is Doctor pepper jelly beans just like doctor.
Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
Yeah, they're so good.
Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
Yeah, I've had those.
Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
I've never eaten wild boar. Oh really, I know a
lot of people have. I can get you some no product.
I have no idea what that's like.
Speaker 6 (01:15:09):
I've never had veal and I don't plan on it.
Speaker 12 (01:15:11):
Same it makes me I won't eat it. Everyone says
it's delicious, but the same makes me sad.
Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
Is that the baby calthin?
Speaker 16 (01:15:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:15:18):
Keep them in there?
Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
Sound like chicks?
Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Yeah, rightly.
Speaker 6 (01:15:21):
So have you guys ever had papaya or guava?
Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (01:15:25):
I never had either of those.
Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
I've had paya.
Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
I I think I like a trillion times.
Speaker 6 (01:15:29):
It's really good.
Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
Never it's got to go on a cruise. You can
get it all day.
Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
If you want to throw a question into the mix
for diarrhea of topics, or you want to answer any
of the questions that we're throwing out through, you can
give us a call. Eight seven seven forty four Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four woody. Somebody have a
text said they've never eaten a plum?
Speaker 6 (01:15:49):
What it's just a one? Last night?
Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Another one says I've never eaten anything from the water,
So I guess nood.
Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
At all you were missing out?
Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Fish seafood depends. I mean, I've I've started eating more
seafood as an adult.
Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
As well.
Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Through my early in my adult life, it was only
shrimp and it had to be cooked like not not
me like hot right, not shrimp cocktail. But then I
started eating like a white, flaky fish and you know stuff.
I still can't do salmon. I think salmon's gross.
Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
I hate salmon.
Speaker 6 (01:16:21):
A lot of people who are who are not fish
people don't like salmon.
Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
It'sh Yeah. I won't do oysters. No muscles.
Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
What's that muscles in a supper?
Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Sam, you got a question you want to throw out there?
Speaker 6 (01:16:38):
Yeah, my question is what's bringing down your neighborhood?
Speaker 12 (01:16:42):
Because there is a house in my neighborhood and I
just can't even believe that this happened.
Speaker 6 (01:16:47):
But they painted their entire house black.
Speaker 12 (01:16:51):
Oh, doors black, the garage door is black, like everything
is black.
Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Did move in?
Speaker 6 (01:17:00):
That's exactly I was thinking, because I was thinking who
would do this? And I thought, well, Bort probably would, yes.
Speaker 12 (01:17:06):
But all the other houses around are light yellows, light blues,
very just nice colors. And then there's a black house
at the end of the streets.
Speaker 6 (01:17:16):
Their air conditioning bill is going to be insane. Yeah,
they recently did it.
Speaker 12 (01:17:20):
I watched them painting it. It was a different color,
and they just said, we.
Speaker 6 (01:17:23):
Need it all black.
Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
I've seen this before in like a neighborhood that looks
like it has an ha where every single house looks
exactly the same, but there's one house that is all black,
And I go, how is this even possible?
Speaker 13 (01:17:37):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
I think it can look good at certain times, but
not if the doors, the trim and everything everything it
has to be a certain style of home.
Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Yes, and talk about being just super filthy all the
time because all the dirt and dust everything that's in
the air. Ye, you have a black car, you understand. Yeah,
that's it's weird.
Speaker 6 (01:17:56):
It's so weird. I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
I would say, there's a there's a house not far
from from I pass it every day I'm driving to
my house. It's in our neighborhood. Where uh, these people
and I feel bad for them, but at this point,
it's really kind of messing up. The neighborhood just looks
so bad. It's been going on for almost two years.
They started a project, an outdoor project, and the company
(01:18:19):
I guess is taking forever or there was some kind
of dispute dispute because they have their trailer that's parked
right out in front of their house of this company
that it's supposed to be doing this work. All their
construction garbage kind of piled up just to the left
of the driveway, so as anybody passes their house, the
whole front yard is torn out. It's just all dirt,
(01:18:40):
you know, And there's a porta John sitting there and
it's been this way for two years years. And I
know the guy who lives there, I mean, and we're
not friends. Otherwise I had reached out and said any
moment that was going on, but like, I'm friendly with
the guy, just having you know, you.
Speaker 6 (01:18:55):
Definitely have an h A. Right, Oh yeah, are they
allowing this?
Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
I have no idea, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
I have family members that live in a neighborhood that
has a h A. And there was like some house
that burned down in in the neighborhood and it's like
one of the first houses you see right when you
pull in. It took like two and a half years
for them to fix it. So every time you drove
in this community, wow, damn just kind of fenced off.
Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Yeah, It's it was nuts. I'm like, and it was candles.
I did it.
Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
No text over to two to ninety seven. This person
says they've never had olives. I know olives creep people,
you're not missing them. I'm with you.
Speaker 6 (01:19:37):
Hate green, Everyone's like, what about green?
Speaker 19 (01:19:40):
What?
Speaker 18 (01:19:40):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
Yeah them all? My wife loves olives. Can't stay a
long time to like it is this weird?
Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
I only have olives on pizza, so like, I will
eat olives and Papperoni pizza all day.
Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
But that's it.
Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
See, I will pick every piece of all of pizza
if it was there. You can you can't even like
a little tiny.
Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
Speck of it.
Speaker 6 (01:20:03):
Yes, I wish it wasn't like that, but yeah, no,
no good, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
Yeah, har all right. Eight seven seven forty four Woody.
If you have a question for our diarrhea of topics,
as you know, I mean it could be questions about anything,
you can just throw in the mix eight seven seven
forty four Woody, or if you like to, uh, just
submit it through the text. You could do that. Over
to to nine eight seven. I've got a text here
from south of New Orleans. What is that is that
(01:20:30):
the golf does say the water and I don't eat
any seafood Going back to that, Wow.
Speaker 6 (01:20:36):
How Is that possible, I know, especially when you live there.
Speaker 11 (01:20:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
Yeah, here. Do you want a recommendation for zippy?
Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
Please?
Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
All right, let's go to uh Sharon, Hey, good morning Sharon.
How are you?
Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
I'm fine?
Speaker 24 (01:20:48):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (01:20:49):
How are you?
Speaker 11 (01:20:49):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Fantastic guy.
Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
So zippies Yeah, never been.
Speaker 11 (01:20:53):
Yeah, the zippies is not around here.
Speaker 9 (01:20:56):
It's only in Hawaiian one in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
Okay, I recommend it. I'm willing to travel. I've just
heard a lot about it. I want to try it.
Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
What your yeah, so sharing? What your what's your go to?
Speaker 12 (01:21:07):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (01:21:08):
It's the traditional Hawaii style sign in.
Speaker 17 (01:21:12):
That's their noodles.
Speaker 9 (01:21:14):
It's like a it's like a zip men they call it.
Speaker 30 (01:21:16):
Sometimes. They got all kinds of stuff with the noodles
and it's kind of like a raw men, but it's
a little bit different.
Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Okay, that's really that's really one of them down Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:21:28):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:21:29):
It's got a lot of good meals. They've got a
lot of good things there that you could you could
try even they can you believe it?
Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
You got a place like there was there was one
of my favorite Chinese restaurants ever, and it was just
like a toad I was in the Chinatown area of
San Francisco, and I love it. But I remember that
green Garden, yeah yeah, and the best Chinese food and
then one thing on the minute cheeseburger. The hell no, never,
(01:22:00):
the food was so good. That's why whatever that Chinese
food mass So it's like jolly b they got, yeah,
they do go. And Menace, by the way, is willing
to travel. He's been known to drive hundreds of miles. Yeah,
just to grab launch some fast food restaurant. I respect it.
Here for it, all right, eight seven seven forty four.
What he will take a break. We'll come back with
(01:22:20):
some more of the questions. Diarrhea of Topics continues hanging out.
Speaker 6 (01:22:23):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, will be right back.
Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
Did you turn that down just a little bit? But
I was told that I could listen to the radio
readsonable volume.
Speaker 18 (01:22:37):
But I don't see why I should have to turn
down the radio.
Speaker 11 (01:22:41):
All right, okay, into an assisting reasonable volume.
Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
It's the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
All right, welcome back, Diarrhea of topics for you.
Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
This morning, somebody said they've never eaten a hot dog
and they never will. What I think people get ruined by,
you know, when people say pig lips and buttholes.
Speaker 6 (01:23:02):
Yeah, I mean, may be true, but it's delicious.
Speaker 4 (01:23:04):
Yeah, nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Here's a good question. There's if you could be the
best in the world at one thing.
Speaker 4 (01:23:10):
What would it be. That's a great question.
Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
I already have my answer. Really yep, world's greatest investor.
Speaker 6 (01:23:16):
Ah, that's a smart one.
Speaker 16 (01:23:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
That's good because I was watching that documentary about Warren Buffdom,
thinking like, what a genius. Yeah, you know, just the
way that he built and kind of put everything together,
and so think about it. We'll go around the room
here in a second. I want to go to say
that one of the.
Speaker 6 (01:23:31):
Uh, what's that I've never heard anyone say that. That's
so smart? You know, like I'd like to be the
best you know, baseball player, whatever, you never think about investor.
Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Yeah, because then you could do whatever you want.
Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
Exactly true.
Speaker 18 (01:23:43):
Four.
Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
What he hit us up with the text over to
two two ninety seven Grace contribution to the Diary of Topics.
What's the food you've never had?
Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
Had? Yeah, what's the food that you've never had? The same?
Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
Hi to Kevin, Kevin, how you doing, man?
Speaker 16 (01:23:55):
Well, I have a Kimmy steel in my bladder and
got another one of my kimmys.
Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
That's a great How you doing, Kevin? Diary of Topics?
What is the food that you've never had?
Speaker 30 (01:24:08):
So it's a food and my dad I loved, but
I never had oysters missing.
Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
I don't blame you. There's a lot of people that
right now. But it's I don't know.
Speaker 16 (01:24:18):
Look at it, but it's just I don't know what's
It looks like a nation.
Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
Like booger slash load way right, all right, Kevin? Good,
look at that stone man.
Speaker 9 (01:24:28):
Yeah, I'll get it done.
Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
Alright.
Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
How you doing? I've got a stone Well, kidney.
Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Sucks, all right. So if you could be the best
of the world, I'll go around the room. If you
could be the best in the world and any one thing,
what would it be.
Speaker 6 (01:24:46):
I don't know if who's familiar with this word, but
I know it's called a polyglot. I wish I was
the best. I wish I could speak every language in
the world. He's smart.
Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Are looking at each other.
Speaker 6 (01:24:59):
Like, what I was the best at speaking every single language? Well,
that's what I was gonna say. So now I feel
like I have to change my career. I'm the same
I wish I could speak any language.
Speaker 12 (01:25:11):
Yeah's it would be super cool because you can talk
to anyone, communicate with anyone.
Speaker 6 (01:25:15):
I know what that is is going to say whatever,
give a I five minutes.
Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
Well they're already doing it.
Speaker 6 (01:25:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
Yeah, there's a there's a thing where you can just
hold your phone there and like, so you're having a conversation.
Let's say I'm speaking English, you're speaking Spanish, but we
do not speak each other's language, right, So I can
have my phone almost like I'm holding like an interview microphone.
I can hold it, set it to Spanish and English.
It'll detect and then it'll just start spitting back because
if I say something, it says whatever I just said
in Spanish to you. Whatever you say in response in
(01:25:41):
Spanish will then say it to me in English. And
you don't have to say or enter anything.
Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
It just yea.
Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
It's back and forth.
Speaker 9 (01:25:47):
Very cool.
Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
And then they're not gonna get rich.
Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
With that, Sammy.
Speaker 5 (01:25:51):
But if about getting rich, sure you also everybody has
you know, ravam metas if they both were wearing them,
you can do the same thing too.
Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
All right, more wood he shows next, hang on test,
don't go anywhere the Woody Show will be right back.
This is the Woody Show. I always tell you that
after the show, anytime after ten am until we get
on the air the next morning, you can always leave
us a message on the after hours voicemail, same numbers
that I just gave you, the same number you call
(01:26:21):
in during the show for whatever contest topic eight seven
seven four. But people do leave us messages, and I
figure we can go through some of them now. This
first one, this is a guy who's I'm gonna use
the worked up over Greg's alien comments.
Speaker 4 (01:26:36):
All right, all right, here, here we go.
Speaker 11 (01:26:38):
This message is for Gregory Gory when he talked about
aliens are smart because they're far away.
Speaker 17 (01:26:46):
That's why they're smart. Looks rag. Hey, humans were supposed
to be this smart. Why are there still spacemen in
space right now? They bring old freaking astronauts. But you know,
aliens come into Earth leave her whenever it wants. So, yes,
an alien from far away is.
Speaker 11 (01:27:08):
More intelligent than a human because we can't even bring
astronauts home from spate. So Greg, retract your comments about oh,
just because you're from far away, you're technically smart. Well,
we have a astronauts stuck in space. So, yes, aliens
(01:27:29):
are smarter than.
Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
Human Okay, you're basing your argument the fact that they're
real and that they're here exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
Going back and forth, he says, to retract my comments,
I will double down on my comments. First of all,
there are no aliens.
Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
First of all, squad, we can bring them back. They
were offered to be brought back, they said, now, dog,
we'll wait till February. That makes zero sense because we
have two humans in the ISS. Therefore there are aliens
and they are small, harder than us. That it's a
non argument.
Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
Now If okay, let's assume, for the sake of argument,
Greg that this douchebag is right and the aliens are real, right, right, Okay,
and they have been coming and going, but yet we've
been unawares for the most part, then yes, his argument
would hold water.
Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
Because we have a couple of people who are up there,
we automatically assumes coming and going.
Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
The problem if.
Speaker 4 (01:28:23):
That's the perhaps that they have figured out traveling better
than we did. But we immediately give them this intelligent
life forms and they're so smart.
Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
Why well, I say intelligent life form. It's it's it's
not that they are more intelligent than we are. Yeah,
it's just that they're not like some amieba yeah, some
single cell organism. It's like they have the ability to Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
And they and they, I guess they figured out how
to defy the laws of physics as well.
Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
True as far as you can't do well now, as
far as we know, as far as we know that
we defied the laws of physics, we thought when we
split the atom.
Speaker 4 (01:28:59):
Great, right, or if we whatever.
Speaker 6 (01:29:03):
Sound barrier?
Speaker 4 (01:29:04):
Sure right, so we as we currently know them, right,
But none of this negates my initial thought of because
they're from far, they're just as far away from us
as we are.
Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
From They got here somehow, we didn't get there.
Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
Okay, they looked out locked down, they get Yeah, they
get off their spaceship and they're just dumber than bricks.
Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
First of all, get off all right?
Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
After ours voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
Speaker 17 (01:29:30):
Hey, guys, I just wanted to let you know that
I hate sea bass so much that I have never
ever ever put my shop and got back for yourself
sea bass.
Speaker 4 (01:29:40):
All right, okay, everyone but me another valid argument like
this guy, So all the rest of y'all are screwed. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
Now this woman she called the afterwards voicemail, she has
what she's calling a quote scientific theory when it comes
to something involving Sammy Hey Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
I wanted to call in im touching up on the podcast.
Speaker 20 (01:30:01):
I'm lay be high because I was in Italy And
did you know that when you download The Woodie Show
in another country the commercials are in that language.
Speaker 17 (01:30:12):
So fun fact.
Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
But I'm listening to Guess Who's gas and the whole
back and forth about Sammy not participating and why I
have a theory. I'm sure Sea Bass Science Sea Bass
will weigh in on this, but my theory is I
am also similarly sized to Sammy. I'm five four, so
(01:30:34):
I think I'm significantly pollar, but I barely weigh one
hundred pounds. And Greg, before you say ooh, by weigh
that much because I'm allergic to gluten and fairy so
I can't eat like ninety percent of the food in
the world. So if you really want to lose weight,
pretend you're allergic to those two things. Anyway, So my
(01:30:55):
theory about the silent but deadly farts that Miss Sammy
and I often exert is because we are small, we
don't have all of the weight from the belt up
to push and force the farts out at such a rate,
and then they would be noisy. Just a thought. I
have no scientific evidence to prove it, just a thought.
(01:31:19):
Thanks for all you do, all your entertainment, and I'll
poll Collins some other time.
Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
Love you, We love.
Speaker 4 (01:31:29):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (01:31:30):
So to her point, I will say that I don't
feel like an excessive amount of force that all is
trying to get out at one time. So it should
matter though, because if it's not so much all at
one time, isn't that where the noise comes from. If
it's just a reasonable amount, that's just gonna kind of
slowly come out.
Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
Everybody gets everybody gets a bubble. And I'm going back
to what Gina was saying and whatever recently. Where the
the end of a balloon, you know, like even just
a little tiny bit of air escaping from that makes
that noise.
Speaker 6 (01:32:01):
Yeah, it can't bet your size or how much you
wake beause babies fart loud. Yeah, they're tiny little dogs.
Speaker 4 (01:32:07):
Yeah, we know you're ripping them all day.
Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
I think it goes back. I think this probably just
goes back to uh, Sammy and her vanity, like she
has to have like a whole suitcase just for you know,
hair and makeup to do a.
Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
Simple photo shoot for something that no one's really ever
going to see.
Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
Yeah, right correct.
Speaker 12 (01:32:28):
It was just that was a standard regular girl stuff
that was not over the top at all them because
Ga got hers done.
Speaker 10 (01:32:36):
It's fine.
Speaker 7 (01:32:37):
Okay, So a couple of things. Number one, you have
a hypothesis, you have a guess caller. Number two, I
think we're missing the main thing with Sammy. The majority
of fart sound besides what he said the air escaping
is the slapping the which butt cheek size come on?
Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
Obvious? But no because like dog like you, there's no
butt chicks at all there.
Speaker 5 (01:33:03):
But you here the the back of I say, Samy
eats ten chili dogs and doesn't leave a studio.
Speaker 2 (01:33:12):
Because it's not it's not that sounds like that's that's
your that's your a noose, that's your butthole.
Speaker 7 (01:33:17):
You you've I know what you have, You've spread them
and farted right, Yes, it's you get that more that
squeaky balloon sound.
Speaker 4 (01:33:23):
You don't get the deep heat sound.
Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Do you ever hear?
Speaker 4 (01:33:26):
Like lay in bed and lift your butt cheek to start. Yes,
of course, Yeah, that's pretty fun. We're in the car
when you leave.
Speaker 5 (01:33:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
After hours Voicemails eight seven.
Speaker 30 (01:33:35):
Woody Show Sam in Atlanta here. I have to say,
I'm listening to the podcast from when you guys are
on vacation and Bort has done an amazing job. I'm
so happy, especially with the extra stuff at the end.
I've been listening to stuff I've never heard before, and
I've been listening for seven eight years now. It's amazing.
(01:33:56):
I have a stupid question though. In the morning, it's
now like you've pre recorded stuff for Hey, it's Monday,
it's labor day, we're not here, et cetera, et cetera.
This is what's on the show. But it goes so
seamlessly into stuff, and it always does that whenever you're
on vacation.
Speaker 18 (01:34:15):
How do you do that?
Speaker 30 (01:34:16):
Is that Bort being a magician or is that just
something that you've pre recorded? Please let me know, Love
you guys.
Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
All right, Bort will lay out all the segments and
there's always one at the beginnings, so when it falls
on the podcast. The only reason we do that at
the beginning of the podcast is so like you know,
it's this is the best of or whatever it is
from that day. Yeah, and so we kind of tell
you what's coming up in that show and but he
gives me all that information and then I record it
(01:34:44):
and then yes, we already know how that segment starts,
so we can just you know, record a little piece
that will seamlessly go into and Bort Yes is a
magician on top of that that.
Speaker 4 (01:34:53):
Yeah, there's that has one.
Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
We know what day it's going to win, So that's
how we do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And just
an observation, none of what we do here is impressive
or magic at all. I mean, other than just the
work itself. What do you can sit this one out?
But for the rest of the people in the room,
don't you guys think that Woody is the most obsessed
person when it comes to days and dates?
Speaker 18 (01:35:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:35:14):
Hey, what what's the date next Friday? Okay? We got
you know, concert tickets for the twelfth? What what day
is that? Is that a win?
Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
True?
Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
He does?
Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
It seems like you almost think that we're constantly staring
at a calendar like you'll throw it out there, Hey, Greg,
what day is eighteenth? I go, uh, let me next,
let me a calendar. I'm throwing it off. No, I
never paid attention. Yeah, but we don't always have our calendars.
Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
No, no, no, But I'm throwing out this to somebody
because I'm usually editing or doing something else.
Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
That you know. But I've never known anybody to be
more obsessed about days of the week.
Speaker 6 (01:35:49):
Yeah, And I think what Greg is saying is that
you have dates so much on the mind that if
you if you say, like Greg, what days the ninth,
let he'll know it off the top of his head.
Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
And yeah, that's not that's not the intention. The intention
is like, maybe you know somebody helped me out with
what day that is?
Speaker 6 (01:36:04):
And the answer is no, yeah, no, dog, Yeah, all right, I'll.
Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
Give you one more after hours voicemail again. You can
leave your anytime after ten am, all the way until
we get on the air the next morning. Eight seven,
seven forty four. What you can leave us whatever you got. Uh,
here's the next one.
Speaker 16 (01:36:19):
You guys working on some new material Luster shows about
twenty thirty years out of the date and maybe just
maybe trying not to sound like a third rate version
of the TMZ, work on these things. You might have
more listeners.
Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
Okay, yeah, what thirty year old material? Yeah, so all
this twenty or thirty year old material, I don't know
what they're I don't know what that is. He doesn't
know what he wants because wasn't around thirty years ago.
Speaker 4 (01:36:45):
What are you talking? Mens love TMZ. Yeah, shout out TMZ.
Let's up, Harvey, see you, Charles, just like Joe, sit
on it turkey.
Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
Yeah, show right back,
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