The Woody Show January 3rd 2025 Podcast

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
It lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 6 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Today is Monday. It is December
the twenty third, twenty twenty four. We are the Woody Show.
My name is Whatddy. That is great gory. Here what Menace.
He is our social media director. We have Gina Grant
No the newest member of the show.

Speaker 7 (01:01):
SeaBASS is here.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
We got Sammy Bort and Caroline Woody Show production department.

Speaker 7 (01:07):
We got Morgan our.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Associate producer, Vaughn our video producer. We are not live
here today. We are on our holiday break, but we're
gonna be back to start a brand new year of
The Woodie Show this coming Monday. And if you could
just survive this weekend, we'll all be back together on Monday,
Onday morning, dark and early.

Speaker 8 (01:26):
Good.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
But there's some really good stuff lined up for you today.
And Greg, you know what we say. If you haven't
heard it, it's new to you.

Speaker 9 (01:33):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
That said, we'd still like to hear your thoughts on
anything that you hear on the show today. If there's
an opinion or a story you want to add. There
are a lot of ways to do that. Best way
would be the after hours voicemail. Anytime you can leave
that message. Just call eight seven seven forty four Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. Email us email
at the woodieshow dot com and of course on social

(01:55):
media find us follow us on the social media platform
of your choice at.

Speaker 7 (01:59):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Ye right, coming up for you on the show today,
of course, since it's Friday. Fail stories got the duy q.
Also good time to bring up this topic. What are
some of your high thoughts some of the high thoughts
that you've had, shared that with us. Also, we'll get
some tails from jail. Now we've done this a couple
of times where you know, some people have called in
who have been to jail prison. We had some questions

(02:21):
and we learned some pretty interesting stuff. This is one
that we're meeting somebody who has spent a lot of
time in jail. His name is Fleecee Johnson. Sea Bass
will introduce us to him. Also, morgasms, Yes, where Morgan
went to the ice cream store? Oh good to try
some samples. That's coming up on the Woodie show this morning,

(02:42):
and we're gonna start with this is where, like you know,
we do like a what you watch in segment from
time to time. This is something that Menace has been
watching a ton of stuff. And one of the things
that he brought up as we were, you know, just
kind of talking about stuff off the air, is there's
like this like this chimp show.

Speaker 7 (03:00):
It's called Chimp Crazy. It's on HBO Max and it's
a four part series and it's absolutely amazing. It is
about private chimp owners in America, mostly in Missouri and
in Florida, but eventually it like follows their lives but
then they get into a battle with Peta and it
follows that.

Speaker 10 (03:20):
So especially Tiger King part Yeah, yeah, so.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
Yeah, it is made. It's made by the guy who
made Tiger King. And now the Tiger King guy his
name is Eric Good, and he's so hated in the
private exotic community. Imagine that he had to use a proxy,
a fake director to make this Chimp Crazy documentary because
people already know that guy's face. These crazy yes owners

(03:45):
most wanted.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
So you would think though, like at this point, all
those crazy exotic pet people, they wouldn't want anybody coming
around with camera. Yeah, it doesn't matter who it is,
whether it's that guy or somebody else a proxy.

Speaker 7 (03:57):
We'll get into that a little bit. Like some of
the people which we've learned from Tiger King, they love
the spotlight and that's who you run into. And that
is Her name is uh Tanya Haddicks and she's the
main person throughout this documentary. So she is basically the
new Tiger King because she loves the spotlight as well.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
She's the chimp Queen.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
She is the chimp Queen.

Speaker 11 (04:21):
She kind of looked like a chimp.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
No, she looks odd, No, she is, uh, she kind
of looks like tan mom a little bit.

Speaker 9 (04:28):
She's really dead.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Yeah that's a good look. But anyways, so in this clip,
this is her talking about her love for chimps.

Speaker 12 (04:36):
Monkey love is totally different than the way that you
have love for your child. If it's your natural born child,
it's just natural because you actually, you know, gave birth
to that kid. But when you adopt a monkey, that
the bond is much much deeper.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
It's like your love for God.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
Oh boy, Yeah, so she really loves It's just like
it does like a little bit. Okay, I thought, so she.

Speaker 9 (05:02):
Even says she liked her chimp more than her kid.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
Well basically what she was saying there, Yeah, she was
saying that, you know, chimp love is way more stronger
than kid loves. So then you also meet a bunch
of other chimp lovers, like this one right here.

Speaker 13 (05:17):
Years ago, I had a baby chimp born two months premature.
Mature baby chimps cannot digest formula.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
So I did what came natural.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
I come in one day and she's got Dallas on
one booby and the chimp on the other, and I go, whoa,
what are you doing? Wait a minute, that first voice
was a woman, Yeah it was Yeah, I thought that.

Speaker 7 (05:42):
Was a dude.

Speaker 13 (05:42):
Years ago, I had a baby chimp born two months premature.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
Wow, I thought that was a dude. That's a hot
hold on, And I don't.

Speaker 10 (05:52):
Chimps can't process formula, but they can process breast milk.

Speaker 7 (05:55):
Yeah, a real I don't know. I didn't get too
deep into the science of that, but yeah, she was
breastfeeding these chimps. But anyways, after you meet a bunch
of chip owners, you find out that people have been
getting chimps from this one woman named Connie Casey out
of Missouri for pretty much for decades. Right, So Connie
Casey she runs this big champ chimp like enclosure. She

(06:20):
has over forty chimps and she sells them and breeds them.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
But that's your ga.

Speaker 7 (06:27):
It costs a lot of money to you know, maintain
something like that the government. Yeah, so what she does
is as much.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
As a chimp, Like if you wanted to buy a chimp, really.

Speaker 7 (06:37):
Yeah, two thousands. I mean at the time, like.

Speaker 11 (06:41):
That much it was a ton exotic animal.

Speaker 7 (06:45):
Yeah, it's a lot of money. I think maybe you
can get one from like for like eight thousand, if
that's a deal. But anyways, so she's running this big
chimp like camp, right, and she needs to figure out
a way on how to feed all these animals. So
she's starts to business and this is her business. For
a fee.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Connie Casey, who owns a company called chim Party, will.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
Show up at your party with a baby chim Yes.

Speaker 10 (07:11):
So this is this is what happened to Tiger Kings.
Baby tigers to Vagas Hotel.

Speaker 11 (07:16):
With Tiger King. I was like, I know, these people
are so wacky, but like the amount of animal abuse
is so hard to watch this.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Now because like feeding the tigers. Weren't they getting like
old expired from wallets?

Speaker 7 (07:29):
And so when you're watching this documentary, they're eating McDonald's,
they're eating ice cream.

Speaker 10 (07:35):
You could just go to like the day Old you know,
produce session throwing.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah yeah, wait, so they can eat McDonald's, but they
can't process formula.

Speaker 7 (07:43):
The suspects they're drinking Gator Aids and all kinds of stuff.
So they do this like chim party business, and they're
bringing chimps to all these places. But then they start
having some issues.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Oh no kidding, We've.

Speaker 7 (07:58):
Never ever had any problem with Hervey.

Speaker 14 (08:00):
But chimps are chimps, and people are people, and sometimes
in situations we can be just as dangerous.

Speaker 8 (08:05):
As they are.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
I heard a story about a chimp named Bo.

Speaker 15 (08:11):
Mike went into most cage and in the blink of
an eye, Bo ran up bit his nose off, completely
off his face. Kanye had to go back into the
cage and find the nose.

Speaker 11 (08:26):
All right, yeahs that's what you get.

Speaker 7 (08:29):
So she parties started having issues.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah yeah, this is the name of the show. It's
on HBO max is called Chimp Crazy. It's kind of
like the New Tiger King but it's all Chimp's Menace
is obsessed with the show. Yeah, he keeps talking about it.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
So anyway, so Connie is the person right the go to.
Now we've talked about Tanya, who is the main character
of chim Crazy, and Tanya gives up her whole life
in Florida and goes and works for Kannie.

Speaker 16 (08:59):
Right.

Speaker 7 (09:00):
But during this time, this is when pet finds out
about the enclosure and they're upset by it because there's
just too many monkeys inside the class out one right.
But it's also so happens that one of the chimps
is a famous chip named Tonka who worked with an

(09:22):
actor name Alan Cummings. Now you might know Alan. He
was in Double O seven, He was in Spy Kids.
He was also in uh X men.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yeah, but Tonco like the chimp was in what he.

Speaker 7 (09:34):
Was in a ton of movies, Hallmark stuff.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
That was like a really high profile one though, because
I remember hearing that name.

Speaker 7 (09:41):
Yeah and then yeah, but we're probably gonna get into
this famous Scottish Yeah. So he so Alan Commings like
teams up with Peta to go after the enclosure after Connie.
So Tanya steps in and says, you know what, Connie,
I'll take away all this drama from you. Sign over
the chimps to me.

Speaker 9 (10:00):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (10:00):
So Tanya takes on all the court cases against Peta.
And this is Tanya running into the lawyer from Peta
at the courthouse.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
All right, there he is.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
There's a little bigger now. I'm not giving up, I
can tell you that much. I'm not tell about lady things.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
I'm going to try to beat pet So she loses, yeah, right,
she loses the court case and Peta wins. So Peta
has to go in and get these chimps from the
enclosure and bring him to a place that they want
to bring them to, which is a much open a
bigger open area, enclosure area for chimps.

Speaker 9 (10:38):
Right.

Speaker 7 (10:39):
So there's one issue though, and this is the issue.

Speaker 10 (10:43):
Peter seized the chimps with US marshal oversite, but one
was missing, a chimp named Tankah is missing. And so
Tak yeah, in a bunch of movies in Alan Cumming,
just one of those guys, f yi yeah right yeah,
So Tonk.

Speaker 7 (10:59):
Is saying Peter is very upset by this. So Peter's like,
where is Tanka the famous chip? And this is what
Tanya says, happened to Tanka man.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
He didn't move, and I kept calling his name. I
can call him tnky be INSI.

Speaker 12 (11:15):
I'd say tnky Bee talking be and he didn't respond,
and I watched for breathing.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
He didn't breathe Why are you waiting for a while?
And then I opened. They came to do her.

Speaker 7 (11:32):
On just a second account.

Speaker 14 (11:34):
So we're going to take a ten minute recess so
you can compose yourself.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Well she sounds stable.

Speaker 7 (11:41):
Yeah, so Talkia said Taka died. Yeah, so that's why
you didn't find Tanka when you went to go pick
up all these chips, right right, But Peter's like, I
don't believe you. And they present some evidence.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
All right, to see a doctment on this scre now
that says it appears to be a text.

Speaker 9 (12:03):
Your next message was that groceries.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Which is a Kipuchin of mine.

Speaker 12 (12:09):
I got a new Kopuchin, rescued kapuchin, and I named
that kapuchin Tanka.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
So I was getting Tonka groceries.

Speaker 7 (12:17):
Yes, so is Taka dead or is Tanka alive? And
this is the court's ruling here, all right, Well, this
is so much drama over.

Speaker 9 (12:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Like the thing is, like these people take all this
stuff so serious. We look at the Tiger Kingdom.

Speaker 9 (12:34):
What was his name? Exotic?

Speaker 4 (12:39):
How quickly we forget?

Speaker 9 (12:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:41):
All right, But what I wanted to know is is
this chimpanzee alive or not?

Speaker 14 (12:45):
And based on all the evidence I've heard your today,
I cannot say I have certainly not declaring that he
is dead. What I am saying is and I cannot
find that he is still living. And so I am
denying a fourth motion for content. All right, thank you
all very much.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
In research. Thank you, we won guys. One.

Speaker 7 (13:09):
Okay, so now everything that I presented to you is
episode one through three. I'm not going to give away
episode four, but I will tell you in episode four,
Episode four, it's all about who was giving out these
text messages. Who in her camp is working with Peta

(13:31):
secretly among us, because.

Speaker 10 (13:34):
I would have thought they would have gotten the text
messages through some kind of discovery process.

Speaker 7 (13:39):
There's somebody in her camp that's working with Peta.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
All right, well you can watch it. It's a chimp
crazy HBO. That's what Menace is watching you guys.

Speaker 10 (13:55):
This time I find out who killed Carol Baskin's husband.

Speaker 7 (13:59):
No, we ever did. I would love to find that
out be one of these episodes. Yeah, we're going to
get a quick break.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Well, it is time for Morgan to let us listen
in on how her trip to an ice cream store
went for this round of morgasms. Good morning, Morgan, Good morning.

Speaker 7 (14:24):
So you brought us ice cream?

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Morgan?

Speaker 17 (14:26):
You know I thought about saving you know, the one
that I actually bought at the end of this bringing in.

Speaker 18 (14:30):
It was just one scoop, so.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
You know, they'll sell you more if only they had
more there.

Speaker 18 (14:39):
Yeah, only had one scoop.

Speaker 7 (14:41):
Wow, going out of business. I'll teach you how segments work.
And I thought of it though.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Wow. Anyway, So Morgan, one of her heroes is Sasha
Baron Cone bar Rat. She loves that movie bar So
all that kind of stuff is you know what makes
her laugh? It makes me laugh too. It all started
when she went to the nail salon and was having
these over the top, uh reactions, really like orgasmic reactions
to just getting her nails done.

Speaker 18 (15:04):
I had a great pedicure.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
It was a really great pedicure. And then Gina is
the one who said, man, moorgasms like it was right there.
It was so effortless and it just all came together
and just how it should be.

Speaker 19 (15:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
And so she goes to the ice cream store, and
you know, they'll always give out the free samples.

Speaker 9 (15:22):
I love that part.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
At the at the ice creams you could you see
all these good looking flavors and like, I wonder if
it's really as good as it sounds. I want all
the samples, but it sounds like these are really good, delicious.

Speaker 9 (15:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
So you walked in.

Speaker 17 (15:35):
Yeah, it had been a long time since I've been
in an ice cream shop. First of all, they have
so many flavors, and the last time y'all have been.

Speaker 7 (15:43):
You haven't even walked by one.

Speaker 18 (15:45):
I hadn't been through the windows shop in probably ten years.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
She's always working out, man, she's not going into the
ice cream.

Speaker 7 (15:53):
She does by one.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
I walk by it.

Speaker 18 (15:56):
I don't see the flavors anyways.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
I walk in.

Speaker 18 (15:59):
Employees there need to help me because not a single
person in there. Oh no, I don't know how they
stay in business.

Speaker 7 (16:04):
Their whole attention.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (16:05):
Yeah, So I'm like, okay, here we go, and I'm like, well,
let me see.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
But the funny thing is, as she was there of course,
because this is like the middle of the day, people
start coming in right, so there's there's other people that
are filtering into the store as she is trying these
different samples. Here we go moorgasms and her first sample.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Hey there, how can I help you?

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Hi?

Speaker 19 (16:25):
I just want to try some samples.

Speaker 7 (16:28):
Do you see anything you want to try?

Speaker 19 (16:30):
Okay, yeah, I want to I really love nuts. Can
I try this pon prailing? Please?

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Right here you go?

Speaker 19 (16:45):
Oh, I haven't had ice cream forever. That's good.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Did you want to get that?

Speaker 19 (16:57):
Can I try another one? Actually?

Speaker 17 (16:59):
Look for let me see did you want to get that?

Speaker 18 (17:08):
He's like, you really like that one?

Speaker 7 (17:10):
This guy is having like the best day ever?

Speaker 9 (17:14):
I think so.

Speaker 6 (17:14):
And there he was.

Speaker 17 (17:17):
Well, he's already smirking kind of he'll start laughing soon.
But there's another guy in the back that I think
heard me too in another employee. Yeah, he's just doing
stuff in the back.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
The guy helping him looks to be like, what like
mid twenties.

Speaker 18 (17:28):
He's like twenty five ish or just a loser, I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
But there's another guy working the best day ever.

Speaker 17 (17:35):
After this first taste, you can tell that the guy
working in the back is slowly.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
What the hell's going on?

Speaker 19 (17:40):
Get to see what's going on?

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Right morgasms ice cream store sample number two?

Speaker 19 (17:45):
Does you want to get that? Can I try another one? Actually?
Let me see? How about baseball nut?

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Baseball?

Speaker 19 (17:54):
That sounds good? Is that one good?

Speaker 9 (17:56):
Here?

Speaker 8 (17:56):
You go.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Right over there?

Speaker 19 (18:02):
Oh, God, so good?

Speaker 16 (18:06):
Can I get you.

Speaker 19 (18:09):
Try another one?

Speaker 7 (18:11):
You are right over there?

Speaker 18 (18:13):
You so fluster and you should You should have seen
his face.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
He's like, do you want that?

Speaker 19 (18:18):
And I'm like, no, one more like.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
And you really seem to like these two?

Speaker 9 (18:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (18:24):
Right over there?

Speaker 18 (18:26):
God, small nut is a real flavor apparently.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Yeah. What it's like in the porns that we watch
together every Friday night, in the minute the woman gets
her boob touched and she's just not even then to
just like the minute you put the spoon in your mouth.

Speaker 7 (18:44):
Oh right over there.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
God.

Speaker 17 (18:53):
At this point, the dude's like backing, like not even
trying to hide it. He laughing so hard.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
I wonder how many like because I went in there,
I told Morgan, go in there, like, how many samples
will they give you?

Speaker 9 (19:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (19:05):
So far like to I'm assuming endless at this point.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
You can be there all day.

Speaker 18 (19:10):
Yeah right, yeah, so yeah, let's try another one.

Speaker 9 (19:14):
allR here we go.

Speaker 19 (19:15):
Let me try another one? All right, all right, let
me see. I like nuts in my mouth. I want
to find one that's.

Speaker 20 (19:24):
You know what.

Speaker 19 (19:24):
Let me try the almond budget on please second?

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Oh my, oh.

Speaker 19 (19:44):
One more.

Speaker 18 (19:48):
At this point, he's kind of looking around like, oh
my god, camera is that?

Speaker 9 (19:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (19:51):
Yeah, he's gone got out.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (19:55):
I'm like oh, he's like, you know, like we said, so,
he's like yo, like yo, what are you doing?

Speaker 7 (20:08):
You right over there? Right over there?

Speaker 9 (20:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (20:13):
Right over there.

Speaker 9 (20:17):
Now, in any other situation, would you find the ice
cream guy hot? Would you? Were you embarrassed?

Speaker 18 (20:22):
He's not bad looking? He just not my tone?

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Okay, probably a short can No, not short.

Speaker 18 (20:28):
He just had gauge's long hair like a skater.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Bro oh my, do you hear him like.

Speaker 7 (20:39):
Bro Ever at work?

Speaker 4 (20:42):
There you go, morgasms the ice cream store? More what
he shows next? Hang on, I don't care why you listen.
You listening because you love it.

Speaker 10 (20:49):
You listening.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
As long as you're listening, this is the show.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Well we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It is It's Friday morning.

Speaker 7 (21:03):
My name is what that is. Greg Gory Menace is here.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
We've got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy Gina grad hanging
out eight seven seven forty four. What he is the
phone number if you want to call in, you can
send us a text hit us up over to two
to nine eight seven. All right, So I want to
bring this up. This is because we were talking about
crypto blockchain things like that and Greg and I and

(21:27):
there's a lot of people who don't.

Speaker 9 (21:29):
Get The majority of people don't get.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah, not getting at all at all. Now there are
a lot of people who do, and you know it's
worked out for them or whatever. It's too volatile, too
shady to whatever. For me personally, I don't like it.
I don't trust it. And I do understand for the
people who are going to send me a text and go, well,
you have other forms of digital money, being credit cards
or debit cards.

Speaker 11 (21:49):
I get it, Okay, I get understand one to one.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Yeah that I understand. Let's just call that legacy money, right,
the legacy system of how we've all been doing this
when it comes to these coins and to the moon
and everybody's trying to get mining for yeah, right, exactly. Yeah,
So anyway not getting and uh, what are you not getting?

(22:13):
What are you so not getting? Maybe it's a crypto,
all all the aspects of a digital currency, blockchain, all
of it mining. Maybe it's the stock market. Yeah, a
lot of people don't understand the stock market.

Speaker 9 (22:24):
I get the concept of it, but yeah, it's baffling, Like.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
What's something that no matter how many times or ways
is explained to you, you're still not getting.

Speaker 9 (22:35):
Oh I love that.

Speaker 11 (22:36):
Yeah, I got one. First cousins versus second cousins and
first cousins once removed. I don't care how many times
I look it up, how many times it's explained to me.
I'll never that's a good one.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
I think I understand second cousin.

Speaker 11 (22:48):
But do you understand the difference between that and a
first cousin wants removed?

Speaker 4 (22:51):
What the once removed thing I don't get.

Speaker 22 (22:53):
I'm not getting not getting the once removed is like
there's a generational gap.

Speaker 7 (22:57):
That's why it's removed, if that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
So yeah, but what do you mean generational gap?

Speaker 11 (23:02):
Like the ages?

Speaker 18 (23:03):
So it would be I guess it's kind of difficult
to explain, but.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
It would be like.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
If there was I think you're not getting.

Speaker 22 (23:14):
Think it's if there's like, let's say there's someone who's
born and then there's a like large age gap between
the two, and then there's another on board, so there's
like born so between like siblings.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
So then would it becomes.

Speaker 12 (23:27):
Hard?

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Okay, hold on one second, say if I can do
this here, I'm gonna use AI.

Speaker 9 (23:33):
Oh all right, So.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
How would you explain cousins once removed to a five
year old?

Speaker 11 (23:42):
That's important?

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Okay, let's see sam right here. To explain cousins once
removed to a five year o, say, imagine you have
a cousin who was the same age as you. Now,
if that cousin has a child, that child is your
cousin as well, but because they're from a different generation,
they're called your cousin wants removed. So your cousin's kids.

Speaker 9 (24:03):
Why don't they just say your cousin's.

Speaker 10 (24:04):
Kidd cousin, But that is your cousin.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
Second cousin is I thought your cousin's kid was your
second cousin this whole time.

Speaker 11 (24:12):
Yeah, this what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
See that's what I thought.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
But your second cousin is your parents cousins.

Speaker 9 (24:20):
The second that'd be like a great cousin. The second
cousin is a non sibling family member who shares a
great grandparent with you, but not the same grandparents. Okay,
I know right, I can just see it a chart
form that.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
I agree with this one too, not a nine texting
over poker, just not getting I don't get it. A
group full flush whatever to the river?

Speaker 10 (24:44):
What?

Speaker 4 (24:45):
And they asked us to host these poker tournaments from
time to time, and they're like, well, we'd like you
to play. I'm like, I can't play. I don't I'm
not getting that's why, because I don't get. It's not
that I hate. I just don't get. And people have
tried to explain to me. Now, we'll see when you
have what you want to do is on the butt
like I don't know what this is.

Speaker 9 (25:03):
And then you can bluff. But then if you get
called so much for your bluff.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Yeah huh yeah, somebody says space Okay, Well, everybody can
really wrap their head around, right, like the metaverse verse.
There's something a little bit more reasonable the metaverse. Yeah,
not the universe, the metaverse. How mortgages work. What the
hell is escrow? Somebody says that's explainable it is, but

(25:32):
again there are some people, no matter how many times
you've explained it, there's just no getting folding a fitted sheet.
I have watched so many videos because for the longest time,
Greg and you won't like this. When it would the
fitted sheet, I'd fold the flat sheet perfect. Of course,

(25:55):
the fitted sheet I would take and just kind of
roll it up and for that, Yeah, now I don't
like the way it looks. I see people that are
able to fold them like perfect, and I go, I
really want to learn how to do this. I was online,
I'm watching these videos. There was even a Martha Stewart one, sure,
and it's like you put your hand up into the
so your tip of your middle fingers like up in

(26:16):
the corner over the other matter mumment, and somehow like oh,
then it's just I go, I try to do it.
I'm not getting. There's no getting.

Speaker 9 (26:26):
Don't need it.

Speaker 11 (26:27):
Do you know the best way to put a duvet
cover on your duvet, especially if like a Queener king size.

Speaker 9 (26:32):
I have watched many videos on that.

Speaker 11 (26:34):
I do this all the time. You turn it inside
out and you get inside it holding the corners of
your actual like comforter.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Yeah, you have to get inside and.

Speaker 11 (26:44):
Then somebody pulls it over you onto your onto your
Is that right?

Speaker 6 (26:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:49):
It's all buying beds in a bag. You're getting like
you're getting dow ve covers. Yeah, I'm fancy. Everything just
isn't coming in.

Speaker 9 (27:01):
Oh what do he wants to hit fifty years? It's
all about du vet, the dust ruffle or.

Speaker 11 (27:07):
Not as you like a thirteen year old girl.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
My wife handles all that stuff.

Speaker 22 (27:14):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
How a chicken can make a whole egg every day?

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (27:19):
Interesting, you gonna figure that me. It takes a good port,
like what percentage of their body does? It ended up
being like you.

Speaker 11 (27:24):
Know, I mean it takes us thirty days, and it's
the microscopic.

Speaker 9 (27:28):
Sometimes there's two in one day.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Yeah, so what's something that matter? How many times and
ways is explained to you?

Speaker 7 (27:36):
You're still not.

Speaker 11 (27:36):
Getting This one is in three words and it's perfect excel,
not getting excel? Yeah, like how do you use spreadsheets?

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Oh excel excel? Yeah okay, so not.

Speaker 11 (27:46):
Like it's a large note Excel.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yeah, getting spreadsheets it's another one.

Speaker 9 (27:52):
I've lied on many a job interview.

Speaker 7 (27:53):
Oh I know how to do that.

Speaker 11 (27:55):
I was a tent I almost brought the whole company down.

Speaker 9 (27:59):
Oh, I wouldn't even know what it is, let alone
what to do with it.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
I don't understand when people drink alcohol and they say
that's smooth. What are they talking about? That's disgusting. Yeah,
because like sometimes like man, everything I don't know from tequila. Oh,
and I'll say, even like compared to other tequilas, Oh,
this one is smooth.

Speaker 11 (28:15):
Rights.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
It's the same way you could say with the roller
It's not like smooth smooth like a drinking milk clunky
or the super burning or yeah, yeah, but it's the
same way. Like no roller coasters ever smooth. I mean
there's something joss yule around less, but it's not smooth. No,
like you're gliding on ice a roller coaster. That away

(28:37):
says how to whistle.

Speaker 9 (28:38):
I've never understood how to when people put their fingers.

Speaker 11 (28:41):
In their mouth, I can't do that super loud, put
your tongue back or something you kind of.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (28:47):
I've always been jealous of that me too.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
Yeah, it's kind of cool, like a big loud whistle.

Speaker 7 (28:53):
MRIs.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
How they work, how a basic wax album and record
player works. I've never understood that blowing bubble with gum.
Oh I've seen adults try to figure that out.

Speaker 11 (29:04):
Oh I thought you just kind of knew, right, Yeah,
I think you're ever.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Like really taught. But I mean I was trying to
teach my daughter a couple of years how to snap,
and like trying to explain that is way more difficult
than you'd think. It sounds like Sammy trying to explain
cousins removed and she's like.

Speaker 11 (29:22):
What, Yeah, that's one of those things you don't realize
somebody had to teach you how to snap, that you
just kind of know how to snap.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Yeah, I mean the transformation from caterpillar to butterflies, greg one,
beautiful butterflies disgusting. How airplanes can be so big and
heavy and yet fly.

Speaker 9 (29:43):
You should not be doing it.

Speaker 10 (29:45):
Yeah, defies God's law exactly.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Someone here on the text five oh five. I don't
get how to use chopsticks.

Speaker 11 (29:53):
Oh yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Yeah, a lot of people they've tried that a billion times.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
I don't get to not getting. I'm not getting will
say it's easier to eat with chopsticks. Well that's just
not true unless you grew up in a house where
you were always eating with chopsticks.

Speaker 11 (30:06):
Say, I think it makes it taste better. Me too,
especially when I have my duvet all perfect.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Yeah, and your folded sheet, Greg, I don't know how
you feel about this in general? Kind of off topic here,
How do you feel about for what you typically work
as your base layer of making a bed where the
fitted sheet would want to be People that use flat
sheets for that, I.

Speaker 9 (30:25):
Don't like it. That's a lot of hotels.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Hotels do that, and it's always instantly sloppy, and next
thing you know, you're kind of half sleeping on the
raw mattress, your raw dog and half the mattress.

Speaker 9 (30:34):
Sometimes it's so over complicated that you can't tell which
is the fitted sheet, Yes, which is the top sheet?

Speaker 4 (30:40):
I don't like it. Wait a minute, that's why they
made fitted sheets, right, And now they have the fitted
sheets with that rubber little corner. Yes, that'll really secure
it to your bad God love those, Yeah, but I'm
all for crumpling them up and throwing them in the
linen closet. Random quest like what are you not getting
something to the matter, or how many times and ways

(31:01):
it's been explained to you you're still not getting phones open.
If you want to call in eight seven seven forty
four Woody, you can send us a text over to
two two ninety seven, don't by Somebody's like, well, I
found the best way to fold a fitted sheet. I know,
I've watched videos. You just roll it up, just roll
it up, roughly, folded in the thirds long ways and
the same as recktel out.

Speaker 7 (31:21):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
It's just it's not happening.

Speaker 9 (31:23):
It's pointless.

Speaker 7 (31:23):
I realized it's just not.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
That's not gonna happen for me in my life. I'm
never gonna have neatly folded fitted sheets.

Speaker 9 (31:28):
I don't understand how engines work. Like That's why I
respect mechanics so much. Like you open up the engine,
and I'm not talking about the new ones. We can
hook it up to computer. Even that's difficult, obviously, But
in the olden days, your car breaks down, open the hood,
they look at it and go, oh yeah, yeah, blew
your head gast How did you know that? It's so awesome?
All right, we'll be right back. It's the Woody Show

(31:50):
coming up next.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
On the Woody Show, maybe it'll be.

Speaker 21 (31:53):
Something like we're just getting you know what I'm saying,
I'm just getting up enjoying myself.

Speaker 9 (31:58):
Or something much darker.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Yeah, I forget, I'll just die.

Speaker 10 (32:01):
Cares have you taken like a bunch of photos now
so that your daughter can put those up at her
wedding when you're gone. Yeah, my dad would have loved
to have been here.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Yeah, exactly, But he said the Woody Show back in
the bit.

Speaker 14 (32:14):
Show.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Hey, look who we found out in the hallway, our
sports guy, Jeff ge Happy birthday, by the way, thanky birthday,
Thank you. How old are you?

Speaker 7 (32:29):
Twenty one? Again? One again, I'm older than minutes, but
he has more great hair.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
Yeah, like, legit, how old are you are you? Like
weird about it?

Speaker 7 (32:36):
No, I don't really say it, but okay I'm old enough.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Okay, Well you're looking chick. That's cool. Yeah, I like
this feminine side. Yeah that's right cool. Yeah, yeah, they'll
be anyway. So Jeff does the sports here, as you
know on the show, and uh yeah, so we were
talking about this. I don't know if you have something
you want to add to it, but we were talking
something about crypto and like these guys that pulled this
scam on the McDonald instagram account, they made a seven

(33:01):
hundred thousand dollars win for themselves in just a matter
of like a few hours. Yeah, just like the crypto thing.
I don't I'm not getting I don't get excarening to
me a thousand times.

Speaker 9 (33:13):
These cameras sound like they could get a job at
a great company, you.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Would think, So, Jeff, is there's something, No matter how
many times or ways that people have explained it to you,
you're just not understanding NFTs.

Speaker 7 (33:23):
Yeah I never understand. Oh yeah, yeah, because I could
just take a picture of your NFT and put it
on my Instagram.

Speaker 11 (33:27):
In there, I have the same thing you have, non
fungible token.

Speaker 7 (33:30):
Yeah that in sects you know.

Speaker 9 (33:32):
Get sex.

Speaker 7 (33:33):
I mean, people explain it, explain My wife explains it.
I still don't get Hyah. You know I was going
to say it's celsius.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
I understand it. Oh yeah, I go wow, it sounds
so cold. They're like, no, it's warm thanough. Yeah, the
Celsius conversion, the metrics stuff. Yeah, very confusing eight seven
seven forty four. Woody, let's say what's up to uh, Jake?
He good morning, Jake, Jake, Hey, thanks for thanks for
holding right. So, what's something No matter how many times

(34:01):
and ways people explain it to You're just not getting
no computer.

Speaker 11 (34:07):
To take I have take care of my own time,
or I don't get paid and I'm always screwing it up.
All right, Luckily I have a bunch of friends have
helped me straighten it out.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Yeah, no, Jake, how old of a guy are you?

Speaker 7 (34:17):
Are you?

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Like Jeff, You're not going to tell us seventy two
for you? Okay? And so like you just don't do
it at all, like you just have somebody else.

Speaker 7 (34:27):
Do you have a computer?

Speaker 11 (34:29):
No, wetn't want to work?

Speaker 7 (34:31):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (34:31):
Our timeline?

Speaker 9 (34:32):
Okay, I'm with you.

Speaker 7 (34:34):
Yeah, Greg's pretty do it?

Speaker 9 (34:35):
And then I screw it up? Yeah? Any of it?

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Or do you pretend that you don't understand so that
way nobody asks you to do. That's like kind of
my father in law strategy. Right for sure?

Speaker 11 (34:48):
I just don't think.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Yeah, all right, here you Jake, thank you for the call.
I appreciate you listening to the show and say, how
do Ashley? Hey, good morning.

Speaker 19 (34:55):
Ashle, good morning Wen.

Speaker 21 (34:59):
How does it?

Speaker 4 (35:00):
We're doing great?

Speaker 7 (35:01):
All right? So what is something?

Speaker 4 (35:02):
No matter how many times or ways it is explained
to you, You're just not getting.

Speaker 16 (35:08):
Yes, so I know it contacts about the stock march already.
But what I don't understand is how is that wealth.
I mean, it's digital, it's virtual. But let's say you
put one hundred grand into stock, You're not going to
take it out. It'll grow at a.

Speaker 7 (35:26):
Certain point, sure, yeah, at a certain at a certain point.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Well, at a certain point, like if you know you
feel like this is kind of topped out, you would
sell your position, sell that stock, You take that money,
and then you probably reinvest it into something else. Now,
the goal with investing, whether it's stocks or bonds or
whatever it is, or at a certain point when you're
ready to retire or for whatever reason, that money will

(35:49):
be making money. So without touching anything you have invested,
your investments will be throwing off a certain amount of money,
like interest at a bank account, right, a certain amount
of money every year, and that you dividends are part of,
like the stock and how you're making money from stocks. Yes,
but you want to get to a point where you
can live off the amount of money that your investments

(36:12):
are throwing off without touching your nut your egg, you're
what do they call it your nest egg?

Speaker 11 (36:17):
Yeah, just juice in the grape.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
You just want to live off of whatever your investments
are spitting out. Plus, of course, you know your solid
security that kind of the government sends to you. Trust me, Astley.
I understand very little of it, but I understand enough
of it. I don't do my own.

Speaker 16 (36:32):
You're going to pay taxes, you know, like you do.
No one wants to pay the taxes. TAXI one just
ends up passing that down to the next generation. So
you put that money in the stock mart. You're out
one hundred grand annually. You're not going to take it out,
so you're it's going to pass on as a dynasty asset.
You want to pay a xuberant amount of taxes. So

(36:55):
I just it's so like, what's the point. Now, it's
gonna pay taxing on it.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
You pay tax on your You pay taxes on your gains, right,
just like you would any other income. But the whole
idea is that once you're retired, like, you're not gonna
have one hundred thousand dollars to be putting away, right,
And so the idea is that you are taking the
money or whatever you need for your living expenses, which
will be less than what you were, you know, making
engross at your job over those years, and so that

(37:20):
lowers the amount of tax that you're paying on that.
Later you're only paying Yeah, like the capital gain stuff,
you end up paying that at the end of every year,
depending on how you're investing in, like if you have
like ir anyway, So this is a whole conversation.

Speaker 7 (37:35):
So there's some things.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Yeah, there's some things that have tax free and growth.

Speaker 16 (37:38):
Can get it.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Yeah, there's some things that have tax free growth, and
so you don't pay the taxes on that. But hey,
if look, if somebody dies and they give you two
hundred thousand dollars, do you really care about paying the.

Speaker 7 (37:47):
Taxes on it?

Speaker 11 (37:48):
Gladly pay the tax?

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Yeah, yeah, you'll take it, Ashley.

Speaker 23 (37:50):
Take again.

Speaker 16 (37:51):
One of those things you'd never understand, got I got you?

Speaker 9 (37:55):
All right?

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Well, the problem too is the vernacular with all that stuff.
People say, oh, I lost one thousand dollars today. Yeah,
you didn't sell, so you lost nothing, right, correct.

Speaker 20 (38:04):
You know.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
I had a friend who took out home equity loan
after home equity loan, and she said, I've already made
eighty thousand dollars. No, no, you borrowed paper if you
sold it right now, then yes, sold it? Sure, then yes,
let's go to Loraina. Hey, good morning Lorena, good morning
A Right, so what is something? No matter how many
times or ways is explained to you, you're just still

(38:24):
not getting.

Speaker 7 (38:27):
Well.

Speaker 19 (38:27):
I was telling her the go that answered right now,
I said, the electoral college.

Speaker 16 (38:31):
I just I don't get it, especially right now with
the whole political system going on right now, I just
I don't get it.

Speaker 11 (38:37):
Yeah, a lot of people don't know.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
People.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Yeah, without without getting into any kind of like making
it like political. But here's the thing. So the the
reason for the electoral college was just so that the
most populous cities couldn't control the middle of the country.
Are these smaller populated states. So it kind of like
you know, when they do like a poll or survey
or whatever, they'll they'll sometimes it's weighted, you know, to

(39:03):
make it more scientifically accurate.

Speaker 7 (39:06):
Right, Yeah, So that way it's not like just New
York in LA.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
That are every in New York and California who are
making the decisions for the rest of the country. Right,
And that's that's the reason why it. You can argue it,
and I understand some arguments in both ways, Like, hey,
if one person gets more votes and that's the majority
of the population of the country, why shouldn't that person win?
I get that, But I also understand to a certain
degree at least, like why that was created.

Speaker 9 (39:29):
I want to get political so bad right now.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
But yeah, but we're not going to go Yeah all right, Lorena,
thank you, thank you, Yeah, thank you. I wasn't supposed
to be where I'm just trying to help. I guess
from what little I.

Speaker 9 (39:41):
Know, that summed it up.

Speaker 7 (39:44):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know.

Speaker 11 (39:46):
And I think people who don't understand it, like people
who go, why do we even need it? Think, well,
why doesn't everyone just vote? You're not voting from your state,
You're just voting the whole country. Just you know, your
your vote that.

Speaker 9 (39:57):
But also people don't understand what form of government we have.
It's probably most Americans don't even.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Understand eight seven seven forty four, Woodie hit us up
with the text over to two to nine eighty seven.
I'll go through some of these text messages that we're getting,
and if you want to hit us up with yours,
that's cool. What's something the matter? How many times and
ways is explained to you? You're just not getting.

Speaker 7 (40:17):
The Woody show.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
All right, it's ah, let's put a bow on this topic.
I wasn't even planning on doing this today, to be
honest with you. It just kind of came up as
we were talking about the crypto stuff. And I don't get.

Speaker 9 (40:31):
That guy.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
It's just not it's not for me. We'll never get Yeah,
and that's was it. Warren buffed. I believe who said,
you know, buy into the stuff that you understand, whether
it's a company like that, you buy the stocks in
the company he likes. Or he likes diet coke, so
he bought a bunch of coke stock, right, you know.
Or Apple, he likes apple, so he bought a bunch

(40:52):
of apple stuff. That guy seems to know a thing
or two about a thing or two he's doing. Okay, Yeah,
Jeff g the sports dude is uh is hanging out.
He said he doesn't understand sex. But I think that's
him being funny. He looks you look at his stud
Thank you. No, I'm saying, like you give off that energy.

(41:12):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 14 (41:13):
Thank you?

Speaker 7 (41:14):
Am I right or wrong about that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.

Speaker 9 (41:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Some of the text that came through here. This says north, south, east, west,
what I can see the mountains. I just don't understand
how someone in the middle of nowhere can determine where
south or east is the sun nowhere?

Speaker 11 (41:33):
Yeah, okay, crocodile dundee.

Speaker 7 (41:35):
No, but think about it.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
It rises where the east okay, and sets where west okay.
So here's the only part of the day that you're
really screwed now where it's straight up. But if it's
like you know, in the morning and the sun's like niah,
you can say, oh, that's east, and if it's over
here in the evening, oh that's west. And then once

(41:58):
you know we're either nor through west or south, or
once you have one direction, you'll have them all but
cards on the table.

Speaker 11 (42:04):
What do you only know this because of your high
school experience?

Speaker 4 (42:07):
No, I know that because the sun rises in the
east and it sets in the west.

Speaker 11 (42:11):
Said, this is a camping fact.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
No, it's not a camping fact. I can give you
other stuff. I bet I agree with this one too.
How to drive a stick shift I've tried so easy.
I've tried a number of times. It's fun it I
just don't like it. I got it enough that I'd
be able to do it, but then I was like,
this is done. Why I'm even bothering with this? Like
you need to take this whole, all this work part
out of it and just drive on.

Speaker 9 (42:36):
It's really fun.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Let's see something I'm not getting. Oh yeah, stocks and
anal they put on there. Yeah, stocks and a stocks
dot and anal crypto. But some people legitimately don't understand anal,
Like why would you even you know, understandable seven one
four says three D printers They terrify me.

Speaker 9 (42:57):
I think they're cool.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
I mean it's cool, but I can understand it. What
do you What do you mean you printed a shoe?

Speaker 7 (43:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (43:03):
Weird?

Speaker 9 (43:04):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (43:04):
What do you mean you printed a house?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Backing up a trailer because when you're trying to you know,
uh oh, you need to go right, So you got
to go left of the wheel, like the your your
truck that you're using to do the trailer with you
you the option direction.

Speaker 11 (43:22):
I'm not your guy.

Speaker 20 (43:23):
You know.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
My dad trains race horses and so he ships horses
all the time, and he's got like these multi horse trailers,
these big long trailers that he you know, pulls all
the time, and he is a master at I mean
he can. Like you watch these guys in these like
tractor trailers too, and they're pulling into like some crazy
tight spot. It's pretty impressive.

Speaker 9 (43:44):
Do you ever see those horse trailers and have empathy
for the horses?

Speaker 13 (43:47):
No?

Speaker 9 (43:48):
Oh, you're just standing there in the wind and the elements.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
They probably like it.

Speaker 9 (43:53):
They like it.

Speaker 20 (43:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
I always feel bad think about you that are standing
in a stall that I'll never be able to decipher
my paycheck. I've been working at the same place for
sixteen years exactly.

Speaker 11 (44:05):
Yeah, what are they taken out?

Speaker 6 (44:06):
And why?

Speaker 16 (44:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Nine to five to one deductibles? What who do we
have that didn't understand? Uh, health insurance? Like what is
it about copay and deductible?

Speaker 9 (44:16):
Probably all of.

Speaker 18 (44:17):
Us, right, it is difficult. I think it might be
morgan though.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
Yeah, there's because you pay whatever the premium is. That's
what comes out of your check every two weeks.

Speaker 11 (44:25):
There's that, and then you got to hit the deductible
before they'll start kicking in right, right.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
And then when you go to the doctor, the copay
is Yeah, it's like oh, for a regular doctor visit,
it's going to be you know, twenty five dollars for
the visit, right, and then after that, depending on if
you hit your deductible, then it's the eighty twenty split
or whatever the hell your your insurance is.

Speaker 9 (44:44):
And then if you don't get deductible, you scream.

Speaker 7 (44:46):
Why do I.

Speaker 11 (44:48):
Want that fancy illness?

Speaker 9 (44:49):
Anyway?

Speaker 7 (44:50):
Thank you everybody for your feedback. Jeff g.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Great to see you, Thank you man, Great to see
you guys. Well, and appreciate all you do for the show.

Speaker 9 (44:56):
Appreciate you, guys.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
We're gonna take a quick break. More what it shows next,
hang on the Woody Show. We're into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It is Friday morning.
Thank you for being here checking out the show this
morning into the weekend as quickly as we can. Woody, Greg, Hey,

(45:20):
Menace whatever. There's a sea bass. Good morning you Sea Banks. Yeah,
we got Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty
four wood that's eight seven seven forty four Wooding. Text
us Friday check in. Send those over to two to
ninety seven. Let us know that you're out there, listen
into the show this morning. Send your name, what part
of town you're in. Maybe some exciting weekend plans you
got going on, or anything anyone you'd like to have

(45:43):
us mentioned, whatever else you gotta say, Text all that
info over to two to nine eight seven. We got
the duy Q coming up this hour, Dumbas's contest for
you win a prize, and we're gonna start the hour
with your Friday fail story.

Speaker 7 (46:36):
All right, ladies, gentlemen, boys and.

Speaker 6 (46:39):
Girls, it is time for your Friday fall star.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Like popill God, they had the perfect plan, the planet
could never go wrong, and it somewhere along the line
it went from being a great idea Joe one big
stink mega uberla man menace must have had that energy

(47:11):
during today, Man, you get a good night sleep?

Speaker 20 (47:15):
No?

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Wow, man my ear shirt, I'm on?

Speaker 7 (47:21):
Are you?

Speaker 8 (47:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:23):
Could have fooled me?

Speaker 9 (47:24):
Can I start with a failed story on my own?

Speaker 8 (47:26):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (47:27):
It's from this morning when I was getting ready for
work and I'm taking my morning shower and I guess
I was just in a rush or drying off too vigorously,
but whilst drawing myself from the shower.

Speaker 9 (47:39):
I basically punched myself in the right uh testicle. Yeah,
and I still have a low grade stomach ache.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Really yea yourself in the night. Basically, I'm just drying
off fast. I thought, oh, I'm kind of ahead of
schedule today. I want to be a little early and
I'm drying off, drying after.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
Am all right and it still hurts wowment, I know,
can you do that?

Speaker 9 (48:06):
Can you give yourself a hernia?

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Yeah, that's how you get a hernia? No, no, not
by that, But I'm saying like by lifting something heavy,
I mean not fun.

Speaker 7 (48:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
I got out of the shower recently, not didn't punch
myself with the nuts, but a shower fail. I was like,
oh cool, you're ready to get out of the shower.
And I got to drive if I realized that I
hadn't washed the soap off my armpits, so they're all
still soapy. Yeah, because you know you do the rinsed
everything else off with my pits are they're still all
sutted it up?

Speaker 13 (48:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:38):
So anyway, turn the water back on you and you
had that awkward moment where it's cold at first.

Speaker 15 (48:44):
Well.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
The story is out of Selena's, California, with this Japanese
restaurant in some trouble after the accidentally served a two
year old girl. Some wine instead of apple juice that
he had ordered.

Speaker 9 (48:54):
Now, so.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
The parents didn't even realize until the girl got to
the point where she couldn't even hold her head up.
The mom peeks inside the little girl's juice cup, you know,
starting one of those little sippy lids on it, and
there was some brownish red liquid, gave it a sniff
and realized exactly what was happening. The little girl on
the way out, leaning on walls, falling over, even slurred speech.
They took her to the hospital. She had a blood

(49:19):
alcohol level of point one two and which is almost
twice the legal limit for adults. The restaurant said, almost
twice the leg The restaurant said it was housemade cooking
wine that was mislabeled as apple juice. Authorities are investigating
and it looks to be an accident, but still ye accident.

Speaker 9 (49:43):
She loved it.

Speaker 10 (49:44):
Almost used to be almost able to drive at the
point one too, until he's damn got in charge.

Speaker 9 (49:50):
Oh yeah, blanked.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
I thought I had a clip of no all the time.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
I'm hooked rule it's hoss.

Speaker 7 (50:05):
Let's see save her for Friday nights.

Speaker 9 (50:09):
I just want to party.

Speaker 7 (50:10):
Yeah, I want to make blue better.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Yeah, there was something in here, like it was an
old report about how oh yeah lowered the no.

Speaker 7 (50:19):
People were all upset that they couldn't have a beer
on the way home.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (50:23):
Then they first made drunk drinking and driving illegal. Yeah right, yeah, anyway,
I'll find this sucks.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Yeah, it's nineteen forty five.

Speaker 6 (50:31):
A bunch of square.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
But it was just really it was just really funny
because the attitude was so different. What are you thinking here?
Can I have a few bands from home?

Speaker 7 (50:38):
You know, after hard day's work, I want a beer
on the way home.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
The attitude is so different. My dad once got pulled over.
It was two in the morning. The cops said, have
you been drinking? And his answer was it's two in
the morning. What do you think I've been doing?

Speaker 9 (50:49):
And he got and he got.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Escort at home. Yeah, well you know, and he killed
fifty Yeah, it was like ninety kids. Yeah, oh wait,
everything was fine.

Speaker 9 (51:00):
It was fine.

Speaker 6 (51:01):
I tell you what here?

Speaker 10 (51:03):
What is this Soviet Russia?

Speaker 9 (51:04):
Right? A bunch of carpet?

Speaker 7 (51:06):
What are the reds over here?

Speaker 4 (51:08):
We're gonna take a break and then we come back.

Speaker 7 (51:09):
We'll see what else.

Speaker 15 (51:10):
You know?

Speaker 4 (51:11):
The d U i Q that's our dumb Ass Contest.
We got the phones cleared and opened out right now
eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, if you want to
call in, you could be our contestant. Chance to win
a prize. Sea Bass talking to a drunk asking some
trivia questions and if you can guess correctly whether the
drunk will get the answers right or not two times

(51:32):
added three, you will be the winner. And then we
also see what Sammy and Menace come up with and
the DUYQ next year on the Woody Show. Well, it's
Friday morning, and as his tradition here on the Woody Show,
it's time for the d u IQ.

Speaker 7 (51:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
But because we are doing the show live from Philadelphia
at our Philadelphia affiliate one O four five. The person
who they put in charge wisely this fine facility and
this radio station. It is the person that we have
a long and storied past with ladies and gentlemen, boys
and girls. It's Mike the show Killer. Yeah, Like we've

(52:16):
talked to you about, like to have you on face
to face.

Speaker 22 (52:19):
This is like.

Speaker 7 (52:21):
It's been years. It's been like since No. Twenty eighteen
something like that. Got a stylist, since we last last
seeing him. Yeah, you have a yeah, you have a
look now, yeah, you up a little bit this morning?
Oh yeah, and then what then you took him to school?
Right story?

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Graduate school?

Speaker 10 (52:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Yeah, it's a weird dropping your boyfriend off and the
drop offline.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Let's change subject. I do love I always want to
say I love that roofs just soul.

Speaker 7 (52:54):
Ill that's yeah?

Speaker 9 (52:55):
Is that bloom? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (52:56):
In fact, that might have been your theme song. It's
called on my Knees right, it's a yes, the song
from the morning again. Yeah, totally for Mike and you
met Gina grad.

Speaker 24 (53:08):
Showkiller beautiful addition to this hard you're just so positive,
radiating vibrancy that way and all right, shut up, you
don't miss you're not here. Yeah no, and you just
get you challenged this team, like that's.

Speaker 7 (53:27):
What that's what I used to do.

Speaker 9 (53:32):
There we go.

Speaker 7 (53:34):
It's our mental health, all right. I challenge you to
do a good show with me in charge.

Speaker 9 (53:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (53:42):
Where that.

Speaker 9 (53:44):
All right?

Speaker 4 (53:44):
So anyway, Mike the show Killer is going to be
basically our contestant. We're also going to have him guests
to see if he knows the answers to the d
U y Q questions. This week, and the same as
the game is every other week, except instead of a caller,
we have Mike the show Killer, our special guest, and
so see best go ahead, ex play the game to
Mike one more time.

Speaker 10 (54:01):
Well, Michael, I go out and I find some drunk person.
And now if they are nineteen and drunk and gay,
I don't take them home. What I do is I
ask them trivia question. I ask them trivia questions that
are otherwise very simple, and see if in their drunken
state they can answer the questions. Now, the game is
played typically by you guessing whether the drunk can answer
the questions or not, but in this case we're kind
of just throw around the room. Everybody will make their

(54:22):
own guesses at these questions. And in fact, I want
to give Sammy some credit. She says something very very funny,
and what do you was witness to this off the air,
I said, because, oh, Mike's gonna play with us, And
I said, well, Mike is an especially stupid Sammy was
I wasn't talking to Sammy, but she said, neither am
I because that's why we have Sammy and medicine, because

(54:44):
sober they often fail to answer it correctly.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
As well, so we'll have medicine. Sammy also guessing along
with Mike the show killer and who is the drunk?

Speaker 7 (54:53):
This week?

Speaker 4 (54:54):
We're gonna use this clip just to kind of get
a better idea just how with it or not with that?
This drunk person is?

Speaker 9 (54:58):
This is Niks.

Speaker 10 (54:59):
She's out part with her ladies. And I don't know
that Niek has a good handle on accounting.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Okay, here's how many drinks?

Speaker 6 (55:07):
What you say you've had?

Speaker 19 (55:08):
Dirty?

Speaker 6 (55:11):
Yeah? That many be dead.

Speaker 7 (55:12):
I'm not dead yet.

Speaker 6 (55:14):
Up still here, boys, been hating on y'all all night.

Speaker 18 (55:18):
Just keep walking.

Speaker 19 (55:20):
They ain't got no money?

Speaker 6 (55:21):
How can you tell a guy doesn't have any money
because he broke and he black?

Speaker 18 (55:24):
If you black, you ain't no money?

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (55:29):
You why so you have some money?

Speaker 15 (55:30):
What's up?

Speaker 19 (55:33):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (55:34):
Is that simple? You got some money?

Speaker 16 (55:37):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (55:37):
Wait till she sees your cyber truck. I will have
to buy her any drinks? Then that's right? The tron rap.

Speaker 7 (55:46):
We say what her background is?

Speaker 10 (55:48):
She is a African American female.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Yes, okay, yeah, just to clarify right, yeah out there,
she said that we didn't I don't care. I don't
care what the hell she says? All right, so do
y Q already ready for question number one?

Speaker 7 (56:01):
Oh yeah, all right, here we.

Speaker 6 (56:02):
Go, Name any Nobel Prize winner ever.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Name any Nobel Prize winner ever. We'll go around the room.
Gina grab what do you think?

Speaker 11 (56:12):
Do I think she can name a Nobel Prize winner?

Speaker 13 (56:14):
Yes?

Speaker 22 (56:15):
No?

Speaker 9 (56:15):
All right?

Speaker 4 (56:15):
And then what about Menace, Menace, Sammy and Mike Killer?
What are your guesses that would be you?

Speaker 9 (56:23):
Gene Gina?

Speaker 11 (56:24):
Oh, oh, I'm sorry you are.

Speaker 6 (56:26):
There's a lot.

Speaker 10 (56:27):
I know there's a lot of moving parts today, but
it's never just the drum. You're right, No, I get it,
I get it.

Speaker 11 (56:32):
Yeah, I tapped out after I get my answer.

Speaker 7 (56:34):
Okay, I go I go.

Speaker 11 (56:37):
Around the wheel with no.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
No, everybody, no, Greg Gory. I'm going to say no
to Nick. Okay, pretty confident with that. I'm going to
say yes to Menace. I'm going to say yes to
the Killer and for Sammy. No, I mean, do you
have the complete list there? Sea Bass have all the people.

Speaker 10 (56:56):
I'm looking for that, but I can always just google
whatever answer they give me.

Speaker 7 (56:59):
No, pop right up? Okay, you do that too, then.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
It'll give you when you're playing games. Mike, Yeah, I'll
say uh no, to the drunk. I will say, speaking
of which, what do you think Mike search history is Yeah,
I'll say no here, yeah, I guess I should clarify.
I'll say no to both drunks, both Nikka and Mike
the Show.

Speaker 7 (57:21):
Yeah, get it.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
Mike is an advantage because he's all old, you know.
I'll say, why that's true. I'll say yes to uh
Menace and no to Sammy. All right, all right, so
we're going to go right to you know, since we
do on the caller. Yeah, we're it's going to go
right to the answer for question number one.

Speaker 7 (57:44):
You're on the d U.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
I Q any many Nobel Prize winner ever, and.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
We'll go with our guest of honor, Mike the Show Killer.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Mother Teresa Mother.

Speaker 10 (57:52):
That sounds like a good guess.

Speaker 7 (57:55):
The Peace Prize is in there.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
No Bel piece is okay, yes, okay, before any of
us were born, but Mike was well into his forties
nineteen seventy nine.

Speaker 7 (58:04):
Wow, damn nice Euros.

Speaker 9 (58:08):
Well done.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Wow, Okay, good job Mike the Show Killer. What about
you Menace?

Speaker 7 (58:12):
Well, I uh, I'm just gonna say Albert Einstein maybe
as an easy one for the Nobel Prize. I original
I originally wrote down Nikola Tesla, but I don't.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Know if you shouldn't he be writing these things down?

Speaker 8 (58:24):
I did?

Speaker 7 (58:25):
I did right there?

Speaker 10 (58:26):
Yeah, yeah, nineteen twenty one, nineteen Yeah.

Speaker 18 (58:33):
What a good job, Sammy, Uh, Maya Angelou.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Maya Angelo.

Speaker 10 (58:39):
She probably got one in there for literature.

Speaker 7 (58:42):
What do you get stuff?

Speaker 15 (58:43):
When?

Speaker 7 (58:43):
No, do you die? And stuff? I nailed it.

Speaker 10 (58:48):
Typically Nobel Prizes you get them like, especially for the
real ones, actually the actual ones physics, et cetera, et cetera.
It's usually like ten years after whatever your breakthrough is.
Roughly okuess what's what's a not real one prize? Throw
those out? I mean, I don't want to get all political.
But didn't air Fat win a peace Prize?

Speaker 7 (59:06):
And he killed? How many?

Speaker 10 (59:08):
Ninety four?

Speaker 7 (59:08):
Thank you? Okay? Yeah, all right?

Speaker 4 (59:11):
Question number one, d y Q see the drunk noses
name any Nobel Prize winner.

Speaker 6 (59:16):
Ever Beyonce.

Speaker 19 (59:20):
First singing?

Speaker 6 (59:22):
Is Beyonce the best person in the world?

Speaker 10 (59:24):
No, rihannest Okay, all right, double she doesn't have a
Peabody Award. They give one in general for entertainment.

Speaker 7 (59:34):
Oh fun, all rights.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
The d y Q Mike the show Killer, our special
guest For this round of the d y Q, it's
question number two.

Speaker 20 (59:42):
What animal are people sometimes called as drunk as?

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Oh, Mike the Show Killer, Yes, yes, drunk is a Mike. Yeah,
so I'll say Mike does know it?

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Uh, you know.

Speaker 7 (59:59):
Men and Sammy Yes, yeah, I'm thinking exactly the same.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
I mean, this is this one's too easy, right, triple
not that we haven't all been burned by that before.

Speaker 11 (01:00:09):
Yeah, she's gonna come up with something insane and these
three will know it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Yeah, absolutely all right, I third that, Yeah, your third?

Speaker 9 (01:00:17):
That all right?

Speaker 20 (01:00:18):
Question number two for the d u i Q, what
animal are people sometimes called as drunk as?

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
All right, we'll go with the menace first.

Speaker 7 (01:00:27):
Skunk?

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Skunk is the correct answer? Really, Mike the Show Killer, Dog?

Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
That was your answer?

Speaker 15 (01:00:35):
Dog?

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
He just you've never you've never heard drunk as a skunk?

Speaker 7 (01:00:38):
No, yeah, he's drunk. To retain, you have got to Yeah,
I thought if I'm drunk then I don't remember.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
I would have thought for sure he would have got that.
That's fascinating, fascinating, Uh, Sammy skunk, Yeah skunk.

Speaker 7 (01:00:56):
They should have to say it.

Speaker 11 (01:00:57):
On the count of three.

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
Yeah, I agree, because this I mean, no that's why
we would write it down, and we can also change it.

Speaker 10 (01:01:03):
Though, Sami crossing out answers to, oh, you can look
at my paper.

Speaker 18 (01:01:07):
I did write it downs right here.

Speaker 7 (01:01:08):
Yeah, I do have that rule that we can change it.
Last second after that, the answer said, I like the one.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Two three idea though, okay, we'll do that for question
number three. Let's see if knows this question number two
d U I Q what.

Speaker 20 (01:01:23):
Animal are people sometimes called as drunk as.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
A monkey?

Speaker 9 (01:01:31):
A monkey?

Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
When you're a drunk as a monkey, what do you
act like.

Speaker 21 (01:01:35):
You want to asess like a monkey?

Speaker 7 (01:01:39):
It was going to be the same do you know
what's crazy is before you play that clip? I was
going to say people often say monkey as well.

Speaker 12 (01:01:45):
They do.

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
They say drunken monkey, drunk. There's even a clothing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
But I was thinking maybe she might say monkey, yeah,
drunken you did, yeah, drunk, there's funky monkey.

Speaker 9 (01:01:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:01:53):
I think there's like record labels and like T shirt
companies called drunken monkeys.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
I've heard a drunk elephant.

Speaker 7 (01:01:59):
I was going to say.

Speaker 11 (01:01:59):
I thought there was a chance she would say drunk elephants.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Didn't care A twelve year old daughter twelve year old
girls are obsessed with that crap. And to be fair,
Mike does love Monkey Joe's. Oh yeah, that's where he
can bring his states. Yeah, monkey Joe's.

Speaker 7 (01:02:14):
Yeah, try to.

Speaker 9 (01:02:16):
You don't have any.

Speaker 10 (01:02:19):
I've never heard of that play place. I mean that thing.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
It's like an indoor bounce house kind of place.

Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
Yeah okay, yea, yeah, we've never been there. You can
play games for tickets. He's just been to the parking lot.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Yeah, okay, stop stop, He's got a really good spot
behind the bushes.

Speaker 7 (01:02:36):
Why do I put up with this here?

Speaker 10 (01:02:40):
We're here because your social Security doesn't cover your rent?

Speaker 7 (01:02:43):
Oh wow, effort. We don't. We don't have we don't
have you on the air all the time, so we
have to really make up.

Speaker 24 (01:02:54):
The time, right Yeah, yeah, usually just walk outs, call
you in my office later, give you a hell.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
But oh yeah, give me hell. Very very intimidating, all right,
h d u i Q. Mike the show Killer is
here as you can. Yes, not regretting it at all. No, No,
he has a great he loves it. He loves it,
he loves Yes, you do, yeah you do.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
My husband can't hear this?

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Question Number three for the d uy Q governmental organization
is abbreviated as c d C.

Speaker 10 (01:03:33):
This one's gonna be It's called broadcasting people.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
Yeah, look into it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
Let me show you how to good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
We're gonna scream this out. We're gonna all scream this.

Speaker 7 (01:03:39):
That's the idea.

Speaker 18 (01:03:40):
I'm writing it twas okay.

Speaker 11 (01:03:42):
God because this yeah, both, this is longer?

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Yeah, or you know what, how about we just write it?
You write it down, you hold up your paper. I'll
go yeah, And I won't say right or wrong as
we go around the room, because everybody try to yell
this at the same time, could be a dish.

Speaker 10 (01:03:56):
Choose those an hilarious looking one, all right?

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
To make sure it's all written down. Mena is still
writing around the room, math going on.

Speaker 7 (01:04:05):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 11 (01:04:07):
Here, I'm gonna go again with Niek. I cannot wait
to hear what she comes up with. But it will
not be the right answer. Okay, I'm gonna say mine
does not look very confident.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
Yeah, I'm gonna go know on.

Speaker 11 (01:04:21):
Menace, I would say exactly the same.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
And yes to Sammy and Mike, Okay, I get on
board that, Greg Gory, what do you think I'm kind
of on board with that, But I'm also not as
dismissive of MENACE's knowledge.

Speaker 9 (01:04:32):
But okay, so no to Nique, yes to Mike, yes
to Sammy, and for Menace.

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
Uh okay, no, no, no, sorry, okay, all right, so
everybody's answer is written down right.

Speaker 7 (01:04:47):
Question number three for the d U i.

Speaker 6 (01:04:49):
Q Governmental Organization is abbreviated as c d C.

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
All right, menes, hold up your paper. There's just scratch, yeah,
a bunch of letters.

Speaker 9 (01:05:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:05:01):
It's controlled doctor control, doctor copy copy minutes. All right,
hold up your paper.

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
Oh, Center for Disease Controls is Mike the show Center
of disease control for Sammy.

Speaker 11 (01:05:20):
I mean, but we'll give that to her. It's technically
centers centers.

Speaker 7 (01:05:23):
Yeah, well, yeah, I know what it is. Yeah yeah,
oh yeah, yeah, I know it was a repeater. And
then I'm like, damn, I don't remember even after all
the COVID stuff, man, like that just wasn't I founded
into all that that daily?

Speaker 9 (01:05:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
I And that's where we get about that period of
time a test there when they developed the Gunnery vaccine.

Speaker 7 (01:05:46):
So yeah, that's true, that's true.

Speaker 10 (01:05:50):
Was that what a pioneer it was?

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
He was all right, like the man with like eighty
million children. Oh wait, you didn't screw them?

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
Wow, sick burn, dude, Yeah, that's a good one. Wow,
sick burn.

Speaker 7 (01:06:06):
Question, you don't have sex with women?

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
You know that you're hiding, you're hiding.

Speaker 11 (01:06:09):
Oh, I'd like to tell deeper into that at some point.

Speaker 10 (01:06:13):
Mike is one of those gays that like his that
he thinks everyone is secretly gay.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
That's also true.

Speaker 7 (01:06:18):
No, I used to most younger, but now now it's
just now. I see we went to dinner last night.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
Who'd you say was gay last night?

Speaker 20 (01:06:23):
No one?

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
Yes, you did, No, you guys, because I referenced, I
referenced the fact that you also thought that Russell Wilson
was gay.

Speaker 7 (01:06:29):
He might be married. Yeah, but you said somebody was gay.
I forget who.

Speaker 9 (01:06:34):
I can't remember.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
Joseph love It Well, yeah that was an old one. Yeah,
that's one that did come up. All right, anyway, classic
KA question number three d y Q.

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
What governmental organization is abbreviated as c.

Speaker 18 (01:06:47):
D C Oh hell, cancer?

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
I don't know, Cascer, I'm leaving.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Answer.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Yeah, that is incorrect, incorrect, But ladies and gentlemen, that's
how you play the d U y K Mike the
show killer killed.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
It missed you guys. Yea love you all except that
other end of this microphone.

Speaker 10 (01:07:13):
Catch heley on this weekend guys.

Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
Yeah, headline the improv. All right, well, thank you Mike,
thank you for being a good guys.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
You know you know we love you. Yeah, we're gonna
take a quick break.

Speaker 22 (01:07:24):
More.

Speaker 7 (01:07:24):
What do you show next?

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
Hang on the show.

Speaker 7 (01:07:27):
We'll be back in a sec. Okay, So, uh where
is my.

Speaker 9 (01:07:39):
Note?

Speaker 12 (01:07:39):
Here? Go it?

Speaker 9 (01:07:46):
Phil?

Speaker 7 (01:07:46):
No, Hey, what's up everybody? No about Chicken Chicken Chicken
news film.

Speaker 12 (01:07:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:08:00):
Do you have a new piece of art? Yeah, oh.

Speaker 10 (01:08:05):
This is a little different. So my rotating artwork. I've
got the menace reaction scale, Greg's list, among other things.
So I saw something online Greg, and it turned out
this was a Sports Illustrated cover in nineteen eighty seven,
and I was like, wow, back when they used to
tell the truth in the media.

Speaker 8 (01:08:22):
And it is this.

Speaker 9 (01:08:24):
Aware of this dog, the pit bull Terrier.

Speaker 6 (01:08:27):
So it's ambitious pit bull.

Speaker 9 (01:08:30):
It is so cute.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
Wow, it's just like growling hot. I respect the very
perfect white teeth.

Speaker 7 (01:08:42):
Up in the corner.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Homer hero don maddingly.

Speaker 10 (01:08:46):
But I guess this was back when people started realizing
the pit bulls were eating and killing people, and it
was like the feature in Sports Illustrated and oh so
that's legit. Yeah, yeah, that's why I got It's like wow,
July of eighty seven. Okay, Sports Illustrated was one before
they became where you got that giant thing printed up.
They must have been like, what why is someone getting
a thirty five year old Sports Illustrated cover?

Speaker 9 (01:09:06):
Be aware of this dog.

Speaker 10 (01:09:07):
It will get be cute overload, Yeah, and drink your
baby's blood so cute.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
We'll have a picture of a sea bass whole nothing up,
but we can post it on our Instagram store if
you want to.

Speaker 7 (01:09:17):
Oh he gets to look. You get to swamp out your.

Speaker 10 (01:09:19):
Your art having a big thing of artwork. I'll just
do like a feature once a month.

Speaker 9 (01:09:24):
Throw a party at my place. But I think I
shouldn't because seas would be too afraid.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
Yeah, you know what you should have like a you
should have like a gallery event or something that's good.
It's disgusting the Woody Show. Well, we are into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It
is Friday morning, like coming up some tails from jail.

(01:09:52):
Oh damn, we're Sea Bass. We've we've done this segment
before where he was talking to a bunch of different
people about their time in jail and different things that happened.

Speaker 10 (01:10:00):
That would be a good show. A good reality show
would be like the Last Vegas p D Drunk Tank.

Speaker 7 (01:10:04):
Yeah, oh god, that'd be great.

Speaker 10 (01:10:06):
Yeah, because I'm sure they would be down for it. Yeah,
because you know they're not, because you get so many
people come for a weekend and catch a charge.

Speaker 9 (01:10:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Yeah, Well there is one simply called Jill. Yeah, I
think they do Vegas.

Speaker 7 (01:10:17):
Well, that's basically when you know Virgion Hotel that's right
by the Las Vegas Airport that used to be the
hard Rock Hotel, and they used to have a reality
show around the pool parties there, and that was basically
what you're talking about.

Speaker 10 (01:10:31):
It was basically from the point of view of the
security guards and it was just people getting day drunk
tossed out fights.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
Anybody here have been arrested? Oh yeah, you got arrest.

Speaker 18 (01:10:40):
I've been arrested.

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:10:41):
She mounted to some some cross crossing guards to some immigration.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 22 (01:10:47):
I was crossing the border. I got put in the
drunk tank, but I didn't like go to jail or anything,
the right.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
To remain silent.

Speaker 22 (01:10:56):
I was blacked out when I got around and I
came to like sitting there in handcuffs, and I was like,
this isn't good. My friends could probably tell you, I
don't think so. They were just like, all right, you're
coming with us.

Speaker 7 (01:11:10):
Uh, yeah, I've been arrested, they read me, right, Yeah,
but what was that for? I got in a fight
and then yeah, and then the pussy called the cops
on me. Well his dad was a cop too, But
luckily my friend's videotaped it and it was self defense,
so I didn't in trouble.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
Gina, you have been arrested me neither. No, you have
only got I wouldn't.

Speaker 11 (01:11:31):
I'm obsessed with jail shows. I'm obsessed with lock up,
scared straight all of it. And I think if I
ever got arrested, I'd never watch that again. I'd be
like because to me, it's still kind of it's so separate.
It's entertainment, but it wouldn't be if I knew.

Speaker 6 (01:11:46):
What it was like.

Speaker 9 (01:11:47):
I wouldn't last.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Yeah. When I went to one of those boarding schools,
the one that I was at in in Alabama, they
took us to an Alabama state prison.

Speaker 11 (01:11:56):
They tried to scarey you straight.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
Yeah, I mean it was just like, uh yeah, I
think I think it was a scared straight thing. Either
that it was just a regular field trip. I don't know,
did you go to a field trip a prison?

Speaker 16 (01:12:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:12:06):
Anyway, so we went there and.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
They had chain gangs at at this prison. Again, this
is Alabama, this is like yeah, I mean we drove
for like two hours to get to this prison and
we left from right around the hunts Full area. I
don't even know where the hell we ended up going,
but anyway, Yeah, they the guys were like, you know,
yelling at you and stuff like that, but they're showing you,
like all these things that they had confiscated, all the

(01:12:28):
ships and stuff and shanks and you know, all these
different like what what prison is really like and you
you go in there and you see the cells, and
I mean I would like to do that. Yeah, I
mean it was cool because you're the thing. I'd never
been arrested, you know, I got in trouble as a kid,
but like nothing that got me arrested.

Speaker 10 (01:12:48):
I mean, he should have been arrested.

Speaker 7 (01:12:50):
You say that, I don't know there's something in between.
Because what he said he was an angel.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
I didn't say I was an angel, and Seabas says
he what he was mobs. Yeah, it has to be selling.
No part we we did just gets.

Speaker 7 (01:13:05):
You don't just get sent there to.

Speaker 10 (01:13:07):
These boarding school slash prison dams.

Speaker 7 (01:13:09):
There had to be something.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
But I was like, I never did drugs. I didn't
even have my first beer until I was like twenty
years old.

Speaker 18 (01:13:17):
Dude, Yeah, but drugs and alcohol don't have to be involved.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
No, But I wasn't even doing That's my point. I
think a lot of people like scams.

Speaker 18 (01:13:23):
Well, you were more of a scammer.

Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
No, it wasn't a scammer because we we were just
like playing around in the woods and we didn't know
what the hell we were doing. All of a sudden,
the woods caught fire.

Speaker 10 (01:13:31):
Now we were playing around with the March of Dimes,
and all of a sudden we had money.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
All of a sudden, we were knocking doors collecting money. Yeah,
that happened once. That happened once, But it wasn't like
it wasn't like we were running scams like.

Speaker 10 (01:13:42):
That around breaking and entering yet yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:13:43):
And then yeah, and then he stole the answer keys
sold ye sold.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
That, and then yeah, you also said you never cheated
at school, Like you never cheated at school.

Speaker 7 (01:13:55):
They were like remembers on your hand. I think obviously
showed that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
I didn't thank you. And this is just the stuff
he's let slip, Yeah, slip. I've shared everything.

Speaker 7 (01:14:04):
He used the pop kids air bubbles in their shoes,
like no walks and girls.

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
Yeah, well see.

Speaker 11 (01:14:12):
Degenerate.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
Yeah, they're they're they're taking some stuff out of coun
But if you do an examples, it's not like just
one one off about the chocolate bars.

Speaker 9 (01:14:21):
Yeah, this is many, many examples.

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
Yeah, no, I understand. But I mean when you're a kid,
you get into stuff, don't you.

Speaker 18 (01:14:28):
Yeah, but weren't you I mean I could be wrong,
correct me if I'm wrong.

Speaker 22 (01:14:31):
Weren't you sort of like a ring leader type of
like that's something you helped him out like that in
terms of the test scores, like you were.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
No, that's that's once. I was at the boarding school
and I was never directly doing any of the stuff.
I was like kind of helping plan I was a planner.
He was a second command. Yeah, yeah, okay, you're running.

Speaker 7 (01:14:52):
Operation, but we were.

Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
So I was at this boarding school, and uh, these
kids are trying to figure out, like, how do we
get what we're going on on a home visit? How
to get weed back on campus because they would always
search everybody and search all your stuff when he came
back through. And so I came up with the idea
because we're the middle of the woods, and so I'm like,
all right, they put you in a cab from it
was the is an organ the Redmond Airport back to

(01:15:15):
where the school was, and uh, I said, once you
get on the road, you know this turn right before
the school, there's a mile marker right there. Have have
a make it a shampoo bottle. Yeah, put to the bottom,
put this, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:15:28):
Put the stuff in there.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
But then when you get to that whole thing, just
kind of throw it off, like out of the window.
And then so in the middle of the night they
would go and they'd retrieve it right at that mile
marker and they'd find it. So like, yeah, I came
up with that idea.

Speaker 7 (01:15:40):
That was my idea.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
I don't I had never smoked weed, didn't touch we
didn't even see it, didn't even see it.

Speaker 11 (01:15:45):
Just a problem solver by nature.

Speaker 10 (01:15:46):
Yeah, it was just like, you know, I was so
mad about being at it if he knew about a
plausible deniability.

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
Yeah, well no, because I didn't want to be involved
in it, but I was excited about the idea of
helping plan it.

Speaker 10 (01:15:55):
I don't get my hand.

Speaker 7 (01:15:57):
Look, I was an angel, yeah I did.

Speaker 4 (01:15:59):
Never said I was an angel. Never said I was
an angel. But I mean, as kids, you never got
into anything.

Speaker 9 (01:16:04):
Of course I did.

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
Yeah, of course, I mean everybody everybody does. Yeah, like
the the the air bubble thing on the on the shoes,
like on the Nike airs and stuff. That was kind
of like a like a two for flinching kind of thing.
You know, it was, but we were all like, it
was a bunch of friends, and we were all in
on the game. And so the whole thing is don't
get caught, right, So somebody would like sit there and

(01:16:28):
talk to you and try to distract you while somebody
else like snuck up behind and took like a big
pen right into your Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:16:35):
I mean that's like an absolute bully a whole movie.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Yeah, that's so.

Speaker 7 (01:16:39):
It was our own friends.

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
We weren't doing it to random kids.

Speaker 10 (01:16:43):
Whenever you people retell these stories, he was one of
our friends.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
No, it wasn't random kids.

Speaker 11 (01:16:49):
It was like it was our group agreement.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Didn't have a pair of those shoes?

Speaker 7 (01:16:54):
I did, Okay, I had the agasy.

Speaker 10 (01:16:56):
Did they get popped?

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
They did one time, one one of the shoes. Sure,
your mom loved that, ye tell her.

Speaker 9 (01:17:02):
Not a waste of money at all.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
I didn't tell her. I still wore them. I still
wore them.

Speaker 11 (01:17:07):
But yeah, you guys, they're not condensed.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
I think the only people here are acting like they're angels,
are you guys? No, because I've certainly never pretended.

Speaker 11 (01:17:15):
Like, oh you I mean we already know.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Yeah, but that was Yeah, that was that was like
as a kid, you never never like wrote answers on
something tried to No, No.

Speaker 7 (01:17:25):
Because it's a different story. Because you have the story
of being sent to boot camp, right, so we're trying to,
you know, figure out You.

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
Always claim that they just came out of nowhere, because yeah,
because the original school, the kids that I was there with,
if you watch these programs or the kids that get
sent there, these are kids who were like ordered by
the court.

Speaker 7 (01:17:45):
They were like really hardcore drug.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
Users and sellers. They were grand theft auto kids. These
were people that were assaulting their parents only a drug facilitator. Yeah,
like whatepen. So yeah, I mean I was there. You
do sound like you were a little I was out
of place. Even the people who ran the school at
this point admit that I was completely out of place. Yeah,
but was I an angel?

Speaker 22 (01:18:07):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:18:08):
I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Anyways, I'm like you guys.

Speaker 10 (01:18:10):
Lost breakers, new show idea. Yeah, that'd be great copyright trading.

Speaker 9 (01:18:13):
Just stop saying you were an angel?

Speaker 7 (01:18:15):
Yeah, I got it. That's what I gotta do. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
All Right, we're gonna take a quick break and then
tails from jail comings. We're gonna meet Fleece Johnson.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
No, this is the best fry I've ever had.

Speaker 9 (01:18:24):
We have the Mars Rover, but we don't have a
good Yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
Realistic, you can.

Speaker 7 (01:18:29):
I would love to do that too show.

Speaker 16 (01:18:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
Well it was just was it purple broad day the
other day in Western Australia? Yeah, like a regional holiday.

Speaker 7 (01:18:41):
Purple?

Speaker 9 (01:18:41):
Do you have a variety of colors?

Speaker 11 (01:18:44):
G Yeah, of course.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
Why I haven't understood that, Like, what's the what's the
I mean?

Speaker 11 (01:18:48):
Because even though not that many people see it, you
can only take so much beige and black. You know,
you want to spice it up a little bit, got
a green, got a blue, got some pink.

Speaker 4 (01:18:57):
And the off chance anybody sees it, you know, Florence,
you want to you want to keep it fun.

Speaker 9 (01:19:01):
Yeah, look at my bra Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:19:03):
Welcome back everybody, Friday morning. It is the Woody Show.

Speaker 20 (01:19:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
And a while back, we did that thing where Sea
Bass had all those prisoners people had been to jail
talking about their jail experiences. Tails from Jail is what
we called it, and it was very successful. Everybody seemed
to really like it. And so we have another round
of Tails from Jail today. And there's there's one guy
who really is the king of jail tales. And he

(01:19:27):
he came to the prominence in two thousand and eight,
take thanks to the MSNBC show Lock Up Raw All,
where they interviewed prisoners about jail time.

Speaker 10 (01:19:35):
His name Flee Johnson.

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
Please, yeah, that's a that's a celebrity kind of name.

Speaker 7 (01:19:39):
Oh yeah, Flee.

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
This sounds like we should be a band guy, right,
like a prospector.

Speaker 10 (01:19:43):
Here he is again back on MSNBC.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
All right, we met Flee Johnson, a long time inmate
who practices a very different kind of homosexuality.

Speaker 9 (01:19:54):
Oh yeah, well we have sexual disares.

Speaker 8 (01:19:57):
Right, So you got a bunch of mens locked up,
men's at warm place, all them's horning, all of them
got sexual design.

Speaker 7 (01:20:05):
What they gonna do. You won't let him have a woman.
Somebody's gonna have to give off some booty.

Speaker 10 (01:20:16):
So famous, you might for folks who are fans of
the Boondogs, like Menace, they'll know that they actually based
a character on Fleece Johnson for at least one episode,
because Fleece was full of sound bites. Again, this is
back when he's now out of jail spoiler alert, But
back when MSNBC was interviewing him, he had clips like this.

Speaker 8 (01:20:32):
Booty was more important in food a man's but having
some booty was more important than drinking water.

Speaker 10 (01:20:42):
Man, I like boomy, I like you know what, that's
a shocking stave in Fleece.

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
Yeah, I mean I am a booty I'm a booty guy,
you know what I mean more so than boobs.

Speaker 7 (01:20:53):
I'm a booty guy.

Speaker 10 (01:20:54):
I like booty by a different way than flee Johnson.

Speaker 9 (01:20:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:20:58):
So, now what really made least besides all that stand
out was that the way he told it, it was
not going to be your choice whether whether Flee Johnson
got some of your booty.

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
That was it wasn't like and he's not a big
he's not an especially big guy or whatever. But it's
like the Sublime song. He was butt raped by a
large inmate.

Speaker 9 (01:21:18):
It is just like that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
But the guards paid no attention to his cry. So
that's when things got out of control.

Speaker 10 (01:21:25):
We're still going, okay, So Flee Johnson when he saw
you and you came into jail, and if you liked you,
this was what he would say.

Speaker 8 (01:21:31):
Okay, when I see one and he looks good to me,
I said, I'm telling you what I like you.

Speaker 12 (01:21:38):
No, I won't you.

Speaker 7 (01:21:40):
Oh, we can do it the easy way out of hallway?
So did Chace?

Speaker 14 (01:21:44):
Is yours right?

Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
And it was always shit?

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:21:48):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:21:49):
So he was a rapist in jail and he still
got out somehow charges on that well he was.

Speaker 10 (01:21:56):
This is where his current day story is. Flee Johnson
was has been jail for decades. He's now out and
he now does he has his own YouTube channel as
well as he does interviews with other people.

Speaker 7 (01:22:05):
So just go and you Tom.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
I like booty dot com.

Speaker 10 (01:22:08):
I like yeah YouTube go on YouTube search Flee Johnson.
He's all over the place and he's telling his tales
because yeah, menace. He not only was he buggering people,
he would have a constant fights with the guards, which
you would think would keep you in jail forever, never never. Well,
somehow it didn't. And here's one of the things that

(01:22:28):
Flee is gonna tell.

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
Us about here.

Speaker 10 (01:22:31):
Oh wait, you so and so one of the things
that he's going to tell us about here is if
he got disrespect from the guards, Fleice would not take that,
oh okay. He would get a bucket. He would deposit
something in that bucket and then he would tell the guards,
hey take this, oh okay.

Speaker 23 (01:22:46):
Medical cup and the winning that bulking and I like it.
He's on the back over he and then went down
the back and he washed them back. She laid up
on up, couldn't get up duty all over, right, and
they kind of he said, I'm not touching her, so
they go get a blanket.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
They scooped up.

Speaker 7 (01:23:04):
They said, we don't get you.

Speaker 23 (01:23:07):
So I'll say, yeah, that's for your disrespect.

Speaker 4 (01:23:10):
And this guy is out of jail now, right, Yeah,
somehow he is couldn't even behave in jail. Could behave
on the outside, now goes to jail, can't behave in jail.

Speaker 7 (01:23:21):
Still gets out of here. Here's the thing, and Greg
brings us up all the time. Why can't everybody just
be cool with each other in jail and make it
more pleasant?

Speaker 9 (01:23:29):
I know it sucks as it is. Have a meeting
with everybody.

Speaker 7 (01:23:33):
Look, yeah, let's not make it suck.

Speaker 10 (01:23:40):
Buckets.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
So he hits the one guard with a cupful of pooh. Yeah,
the bucket, the disrespect bucket, right, So she she goes
down and the other guards come to save her.

Speaker 10 (01:23:52):
They can't even handle fleas.

Speaker 23 (01:23:53):
All right when they come to getting out to it
on them.

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
So they left.

Speaker 23 (01:23:57):
They waited till the next shifts and said, man, we're
not going on back around me. All the IMA's got
towns and stuff tied around the molds and they can't
smell it. Right, Did they get the gleat I got
on my ghettle?

Speaker 9 (01:24:10):
Come on, y'all, how old are you at that this point?

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
I was riding in my forties?

Speaker 10 (01:24:15):
Okay, young buck.

Speaker 4 (01:24:18):
Yeah, I just I just looked him up online. He's
a he's a preschool teacher.

Speaker 9 (01:24:21):
Now.

Speaker 10 (01:24:22):
So the guards they come to their fellow guard who's
covered in poop, say, and then he's he's still throwing poop.
They say, you know what, let the next shift take
care of this.

Speaker 9 (01:24:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Yeah, he's gonna be their problem.

Speaker 12 (01:24:33):
For this is.

Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
Fleece Johnson, and this is another round of tails from jail.

Speaker 10 (01:24:40):
Now this didn't happen to Fleece, but he tells the
tale of how men, otherwise straight men will when they're
in jail, they will take a wife, okay for the
stay exactly, Greg. And so here's Fleece telling a tale
of he saw a man who he knew had a
prison wife, but then his real life, his real life
outside wife came to visit him. Somebody saw that he

(01:25:01):
had a real life wise, actual wife, and the prison wife.

Speaker 11 (01:25:04):
Did not like that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
Oh, is that considered cheating?

Speaker 10 (01:25:07):
We're about to find out.

Speaker 23 (01:25:08):
His wife came to see him, and he had assistant
named my wreathe his wife. She don't know nothing about
all this storm. So somebody had been on the visit said, man,
I saw my wreath. I saw was your man kiss
his wife? She said, hey, babe, how would you? He said, good,
shed hold this for me. She walked over to one

(01:25:28):
of them golds was. So he got a knife and
they bag and he dis threatened me. So they went
over opened the bag and when they seen the knife,
they hand cooking. He got two out three years out
of there.

Speaker 10 (01:25:39):
What his prison wife planted a knife on the man
told on him, and he gets set the hole for
two or three years years.

Speaker 11 (01:25:49):
This's interesting because, like we were just saying, you think
of like the prison wife not having a lot of choice, right,
and this one is a proud prison wife.

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
Yeah that's my man, that's right. So not your old life.
Got your old life out, don't you kiss it in
any real woman? Yeah, this is your life now to
learn today. So you'd think, well, this I just got
two or three years extra tecked on.

Speaker 10 (01:26:12):
I'm in the hole. When I come out, I'm gonna
want revenge on my prison wife. Right, Well maybe not.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
But take this out. They're jealous and everything.

Speaker 23 (01:26:22):
When he came out of the hole, he promised this,
I'd have took off my visit in this she would
never all live.

Speaker 7 (01:26:33):
So he removed his wife said she's never gonna visit again.

Speaker 11 (01:26:37):
And to me clarify what he's calling the prison wife.

Speaker 7 (01:26:40):
That is yes, I mean if I'm getting two years
in the hole for her showing up. You know what,
I'm just gonna wait it out. She's got to go
yeah bye see.

Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
And people wonder why you know, people, dude, come on,
what do you big deal? I don't understand, Like, you know,
why wouldn't you help cover for a friend or I
M going to jail for nothing?

Speaker 7 (01:27:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:27:02):
Right, Like I don't want to deal with.

Speaker 4 (01:27:04):
I don't do anything in my life that would ever
result in me going to jail. Never ever never never
ever never, yeah never never never.

Speaker 9 (01:27:12):
If I had to put money on it, I would
last maybe two minutes in jail.

Speaker 10 (01:27:18):
Now, do you have any breathe on the menu to
yeah one, people will point out that we will be
for us here in the room. We will likely not
go to jail, the same types of jail that Flee
Johnson's talking about.

Speaker 11 (01:27:32):
Sure, however, I don't want to take that change.

Speaker 9 (01:27:35):
No, hell, no, no way.

Speaker 6 (01:27:38):
So now Fleece.

Speaker 10 (01:27:38):
You might hear Flee's voice has changed from when he
was in jail to well then he was out of jail.
Sounds like maybe he's electing some teeth nowadays, all right,
or has dentshers or something like that. Well, according to fleece.
There is a very good reason for that is because Fleee.
Besides learning how to throw poo and other things, Fleice
learned that, oh, hey, I'm not a super big guy.
I can't really punch anybody out he get his teeth

(01:27:59):
knocked out, but I can bite people everyone.

Speaker 7 (01:28:03):
I can always go.

Speaker 10 (01:28:04):
So police gonna tell us how he learned how to bite,
the kind of things he bit, and what happened.

Speaker 23 (01:28:08):
I'd big, I'm biting him. I'm missing, I'll big, tapped lips,
all bottom nears.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
No, I'll be one dude. Turn I felt it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
I swallowed man.

Speaker 6 (01:28:20):
They ain't called me.

Speaker 19 (01:28:21):
Took me the hospital and put.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
Me in what they call a restrainter.

Speaker 23 (01:28:25):
So they brought the doctor in. When I woke up,
all this was taken, throwed up all my keeth, gun everything.

Speaker 4 (01:28:33):
Swallowed somebody's nose.

Speaker 10 (01:28:34):
Well, here's the thing. It's you can watch the longer video.

Speaker 7 (01:28:36):
But he said he he.

Speaker 10 (01:28:39):
First bit someone's ear menace, and then he spit it
out and they reattached it. And police hated that they
were able to reattach it. So from then on out,
and he was biting lips and noses and stuff. He
would swallow it.

Speaker 11 (01:28:48):
So I feel like I've been asking this a lot lately.
But we need him walking around society because.

Speaker 4 (01:28:57):
Why somehow he got out.

Speaker 7 (01:28:58):
I understand how he does and get so many extra
charges tacked on. I don't well.

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
He he was.

Speaker 10 (01:29:08):
He would fight out, He would tell on people. He
tells a story about how he some inmate was pissing
him off and he learned something about that inmate told
all the inmates friends and they beat his ass. And
so Fleee he was.

Speaker 19 (01:29:19):
He was.

Speaker 10 (01:29:20):
He will tell stuff. He will bite you, he will
he has no morals, gossip.

Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
But they removed his teeth.

Speaker 7 (01:29:28):
That's what he says.

Speaker 10 (01:29:28):
Wow, I mean you bite fifteen or sixteen people, And.

Speaker 9 (01:29:31):
I'm glad they did. I'm surprised there wasn't some loophole
where they weren't allowed to.

Speaker 4 (01:29:35):
Well, we got time for one more buddy, We got
time for one more clib. This is Flee Johnson tails
from jail.

Speaker 10 (01:29:41):
This is back from the lock Up Show where he
has a message because he's been in he'd been in
jail at this point for decades. And he sees these men,
these young bucks come in here with their pants on
the ground. Pants on the ground, he says, Hey, guys,
I know you think that's all cool to have your
saggy pants, but around here it means something different.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
Johnson also had a warning for the new generation of
inmates they might be asking for trouble from old timer's.

Speaker 8 (01:30:05):
You know, they got this paying what they say their
pants pants, they butt, it's a stay. They call it
some sort of gangster stayle. You know it's sexy to us.
You say your pants in her, man, somebody be up
in your.

Speaker 14 (01:30:23):
Now.

Speaker 10 (01:30:24):
That's what I think every time I see a dude
out there and his pants and I'm like, man, that's
show me your ass there for something.

Speaker 4 (01:30:30):
I want to check out that ass. Yeah, I'll bite
your nose off.

Speaker 9 (01:30:34):
And right put you on the butt.

Speaker 4 (01:30:37):
You yeah, hell yeah, So let's.

Speaker 10 (01:30:38):
Tell yeah fligin. He's all over YouTube. But you can
watch the original interview Police Johnson hours.

Speaker 9 (01:30:43):
Of folice out there straight material.

Speaker 4 (01:30:46):
Right, wow, exactly. I don't know why anybody, how is
that appealing? Like you're thinking about, like, oh, you know
what I'm gonna do this, I'm risking I'm risking ending
up in a place like this. Hell sentence to a week,
I would have myself all right with to quick Break.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 7 (01:31:06):
Woodie.

Speaker 4 (01:31:07):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eighty seven. It is the Woodie Show.

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
Babies, Jake, I have a conversation with the person next
to you who's also starcon traffick.

Speaker 7 (01:31:15):
How's it going?

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
We'll be right back show.

Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
Enjoy all right.

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
Well, uh, well that started was a pretty good reminder
for everybody. Don't go to jail.

Speaker 6 (01:31:29):
I don't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:31:31):
Not good.

Speaker 9 (01:31:32):
Just do the right thing.

Speaker 4 (01:31:33):
Police Johnson still alive, man out on the streets. Yeah,
I still can't believe he's out.

Speaker 10 (01:31:39):
I still can't believe he's alive.

Speaker 4 (01:31:40):
Yeah, I still can't believe I understood what he said. Yeah,
all right, this is for Gregory changing gears because Greg
is always the fancy one, the bogie one to me. Yeah, now, Greg,
have you ever wondered why a lot of restaurants have
stopped serving ice water like you'll get water just no
ice in?

Speaker 10 (01:32:00):
Is that true? I didn't know that.

Speaker 9 (01:32:01):
I have not noticed that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
Yeah, and now I don't don't They just say still,
well still there's still there's sparkling, and then there's tap
or house house, house house. You could have this at
your house. Yeah, and they bring they bring out the
water not in the picture, but they bring it down
like us like a pretty tall bottle, right yeah, but
it's just tap water still is you know, just like

(01:32:24):
a bottled water. But uh, and then the sparkling is
the sparkling, you know, like pelag Reno or whatever.

Speaker 9 (01:32:29):
I couldn't even venture a guess why they would stop
at ice. Maybe this the sound of it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:34):
Or and I didn't realize it like once uh, once
I read the reasoning here, I'm like, you know what,
that is absolutely true because of the vessels everything else.
They're doing it to be more fancy. No ice in
water signals a high level of service when you're dining out,
and it's now pretty much the norm in Europe. Plus
some sea ice as dirty, well.

Speaker 10 (01:32:53):
That's always been the norm in Europe. This never happened
in Europe.

Speaker 11 (01:32:56):
Ice is the greatest part of any drink, and you're
not going to you take that from it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
It is pretty sloppy when they have the picture and
they're like, yeah, would you like some more water? Yeah,
And they turn sideways so they get some of the
ice out of there, and it's kind of half flashing
on the on the table.

Speaker 10 (01:33:13):
It's never clean, that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:33:15):
Yeah, like those stainless steel pictures, yeah, they'll have Yeah.
But so now, Greg, when you have people over, do
not put ice?

Speaker 7 (01:33:22):
Did not put ice?

Speaker 11 (01:33:23):
Were you already icing?

Speaker 20 (01:33:25):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:33:25):
I mean yes, ice had, and I'm saying no to
I will not comply.

Speaker 10 (01:33:30):
Oh good, I'm willing to bet Greg has some like
fancy crushed ice somewhere.

Speaker 9 (01:33:34):
Or I have two different sizes of ice.

Speaker 7 (01:33:36):
Yeh, ball ice, a little ball, the spheres.

Speaker 9 (01:33:39):
Yeah, but my fridge has like ice maker and it
has the two different sizes.

Speaker 11 (01:33:44):
I wait, your ice maker makes two different sizes.

Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
Yeah, that's common. That's common. You get cubes like the
regular cubes. No, it's more like little baby look like.
They call that pas almost they call that crunch ice.

Speaker 12 (01:33:56):
Right.

Speaker 10 (01:33:56):
I love that.

Speaker 9 (01:33:57):
It's it's in a shape.

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
It's not like convenience stores off for that. It's either
it's either the cubes or the I think I've seen it,
let's says crunch eyes.

Speaker 10 (01:34:06):
You know where, Greg, you'll see it. You'll see it
when you go get a refreshing drink and sonic.

Speaker 7 (01:34:10):
Oh yeah, yeah that's right.

Speaker 10 (01:34:12):
It doesn't think.

Speaker 4 (01:34:13):
Yeah, I do hate it. When you go to there's
there's a couple of places that we go that are
around our house. They have it's not even crushed. I
mean it is crushed, but it's more like you're putting
like a snow cone into your cup. Oh yeah, it's
too crushed. No, don't like that, Yeah, because it immediately
becomes just watered down.

Speaker 9 (01:34:29):
In ice cube, you know, this is what I have
to see, the regular sized cubes and then these like.

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
Little pelletue the diamond future. I know right, I called it,
I know it.

Speaker 7 (01:34:37):
Yeah, you did call that's pretty good. Do you have
little tongs for the ice you know.

Speaker 9 (01:34:41):
As a scooper that came with it?

Speaker 4 (01:34:42):
Oh? Yeah, fancy ice eight seven four text us two
to nine eighty seven. Be right back, will be right back.