The Woody Show January 5th 2024 Podcast

Fail Stories, The DUIQ, Golden Bachelorette & Nerdin out!

Episode Transcript

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Sleeper's due to the graphic nature ofthis program, listener discretion. Is it
lies the Woody Show? I thinkthis is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training

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class is now in session. Egg. Good morning everybody. Today is January
the fifth, twenty twenty four,and today, my friends, is Friday.

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We made it through the I know, I'm that excited too. Hell
yeah, we made it through thefirst week back from vacation. We thank
you for being here. My nameis Woody. That is Raymy gee Blady,
there's a great gory boy was menaceshere, there's Sea Bass, you
got Sammy, Mardy, Caroline's here, Morgan's here, Vaughn's here. Thanks.

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Yeah, good question with the woodShow. Happy Friday. Phones are
up before you have this Friday morningeight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can hit us up of thattext that Friday check in over to two
to nine eight seven. Friday checkins will include your name and then what
part of town you're listening to TheWoody Show this morning, anything anyone you'd
like to have us mention what yougot going on this weekend, any kind

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of plans, and you can justtext that on over to two to nine
eighty seven. We'll get to someof those throughout the show. On the
actual show this morning, we gotyour Friday fail stories first rout of those
for twenty twenty four. Also,our dumb Ass Contest today will be the
d u i Q and Seve Basswill have one of those drunks with the
trivia questions. We'll have to tryto guess whether the drunk nos or not

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for your chance to win a prize. We got some of the trending news
headlines and a whole bunch more foryou here on a Friday morning on The
Woody Show. A story that Imeant to mention earlier in the weekends.
I know we talked about this guywhen we first saw the story. But
this burger king cook, this isthe guy he had never missed a day
of work for like thirty years,right, remember that story. Yeah,

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they gave him a pen or somethingwith a movie ticket, a Starbucks cup
had some candy inside, and theyjust said, hey, thank you for
never missing a day of work.So, you know, somebody had posted
that video of him opening all thosegifts and he was very appreciative, Yes
for such terrible but because he's justa nice guy or whatever. So Anyway,

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his daughter set it up a GoFundMeto raise money for him to see
his grandchildren, but ended up gettingover four hundred and thirty nine thousand dollars
in donations. All right, butthis goes back to the thing Greg said
many times he can't go see hisgrandkids I know, ever, and he
just paid one hundred and seventy seventhousand dollars out of that for a house
he got himself. The house.God, it's an eight hundred and forty

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six square foot, three bedroom,two bath house in perumpt, Nevada.
And he thanked his followers for alltheir donations and nice. Yeah. So
I mean, yeah, he couldn't. He couldn't get time off from the
burger king eighty hours a week.Zach. I thought I'd say some good
news. That's happy, positive story. Yeah, that's really good to start

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a Friday morning. And that's thebiggest fail on any company in the history
of my gosh. Yeah, givinghim like thirty grand, they'd given him
nothing, they would not be inthe news, right, Yeah, so
throw him five grand. I sawon Instagram his video popped up. It
was a morning show, I wantto say, in Toronto and they did

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an interview with the guy who doesthe burger king jingles. Yeah, whopper,
whopper, whopper, right, allright, and it was it was
really funny, man, kind ofjust an interesting story of how like the
whole thing came about. Man,this guy just stepped in it really yeah,
because it wasn't even supposed to behim, you know. And yeah,
but he's a he's a rapper normally. Oh, I was clearly not

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a singer. But yeah, hejust he stepped into this like this burger
king gold mine and he's just doingYeah, he's just doing tons of It
happens a lot. It's like thewoman who does serie or Flow from Progression.
She was just a comedic actress inl a and stumbled on his book
a gig decades long career Lily fromAT and T. Can you hear me

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now, guy, Yeah, thedude from State Farm, Jake from State
Farm. Lily could have had acareer with her boobs anyway. Oh,
you can't bring those up and doesnot like that? Stop it now,
Sorry, I can't notice that sixtytwo year old woman in Australia, she
was trying to conceive a child tobe a surrogate when her husband suddenly died,
so what she is? She wentto the Supreme Court with an urgent
case and asked for permission to extracther dead husband's sperm from his body.

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Oh and she ended up winning thecase and now has the right to remove
the sperm. However, she's stillfacing an ongoing legal battle on if she's
going to be able to use thesperm or not. In Western Australia,
it's illegal to use reproductive cells froma body following someone's death, so she
might end up taking it to anotherplace where it is legal. But you're

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sixty two and I know you're notcarrying the child. You're going to use
a surrogate or whatever. Why wouldyou want to be a new mom at
sixty two? How fair is thatto the kid? I think that kind
of sucks. And are there nopeople of adoption right in Australia? How
long does the does the sperm live? Like if you die? Much worked
and it says less than twenty fourhours, so they must have kept them

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on ice? But this would thatkeep the sperm? No? I don't
think so. I'm seeing five days? Yeah, yeah, I see less
than twenty four hours to have trulyviable sperm. There's this other woman online.
Her name is Misty Height, andshe had a daughter when she was

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sixteen. Now her daughter is twentyand pregnant and she's going to be a
grandma at thirty seven years old.Is that record? Oh, I'm sure
the record's like twenty five? Yeah, no way is that record? Yeah?
Yeah? What's the right you see? If you can find that,
what's the world for it's gonna be. I'm sure there's gonna be like an
old time he got a modern eraof twenty eight year old or something like

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that. Yeah. Yeah, butdude, wouldn't that suck? I mean,
I know some people, you know, they have a hard time.
They love the grandkids or whatever,but man, they do not want to
be called grandma or grandpa or whatever. They're like forty three, you know,
twenty five and they're like, thischick's gonna be me mom, Misty

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me mo, misty me, momMisty the Romanian a number of years ago,
twenty three year old grandmother. Wow. Reef Gustan, Oh, I
know what I'm speaking of sperm andkids? I mean meaning the asked Sea
bass man, how is your dinnerwith your British kids they invited, so
we had we actually spent a lotof time with the British because they are
not going to be here as frequentlyas people who live in America obviously,

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so that we went out, wewent to the purpose of the trip wasn't
just to see you. And he'skind of like, you know, we're
going to America. While we're there, let's go find your your mother,
your donors, American dad. Yeah, the Sea Bass donated a lot of
sperm when he was and he's gothow many kids you said, twenty three
plus twenty three plus kids. There'sa Facebook page dedicated to him. So,

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so they invited myself and my mothermy mom, sorry to use the
British version. However, they madeus some a delightful dinner. We hung
out, chit chit chatted, youknow, looked at some photos of them
and their their other relatives, whichmothers love doing that. Oh so and
so has the hair and the noseand the eyes, and yeah, they
quite lovely. Apparently we were talking. Yeah, he's he's super into the

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NBA and apparently the NBA basketball iskind of taken over Britain. Okay,
it's like it's like kind of andI'm just kind of comparing it to how
soccer has slowly and unfortunately rolled outin the US over the past couple of
decades. I know, like theNFL has gotten super popular. Yeah yeah,
yeah, now to throw you out, and now they have all those
games. But he for him anyways, because he's taller. He loves the
NBA. He's like and he knows. Reminded me when I was a kid

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and you you you knew everything aboutevery game and every player on every team.
That's my son with hockey, right, yeah, but it was quite
lovely and we are Wait, soit was two chicks or two yes to
we and the question came up,yeah, most of your kids are with
lesbians, right as far as Iknow, all our lesbians or just straight

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up single moms that we know.And the hypothesis is that a lot of
people don't tell their kids, likeif the dad's infertile, they may not.
Ah, I see, well,nowadays I think you have no because
of the twenty three and me stuff. But back when I was doing it,
which was just before all that cameout, it wasn't really a thought

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in people's mind. I know whathe thought about that. So they think
that if there are already heterosexuals,the reason we don't know about them is
because they want to keep it hushhush. Interesting. Yeah, indeed,
so will you be keeping in touch? Well, they've already got plans on
the books for a trip to theUK in the summer. It was just
moving fun your mom, Yeah,because I have my aunt uh married an

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Irishman and she's lived in Ireland practicallyher entire adult life, so it's an
excuse to go over there. They'regoing to keep in touch. But are
you going? Oh? Yeah,huh. And then because there are at
least there's at least one or twoother kids in the UK that are out
and about. He's out going.It's interesting because, like you can be,
I have my out kids, kidswho are who are known to me

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and want to be part of that. And there are some people who don't,
which you know, of course that'stheir prerogative, right, But yeah,
there at least a couple and likesthe idea. Because your mother's excitement,
Yeah, I think so to thatvibe, not to that degree.
Well, you're gonna you're gonna traveloverseas anywhere. Whatever I do, I
phone to Florida just for the purposeof right, you know, like I

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think there's a part of you thatit's I helped some people they like For
me, I love dogs, didn'twant to have a dog because I didn't
want the responsibility of it or dogs. No, but I'm saying, like
the people they like kids, butthey'd rather be like an aunt or an
uncle and not have their own thedaily responsibility. I think, like you
would like the idea of maybe havinga kid, but just not the day

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to day part of it, right, So the obligation part. So like
if a lady out there wants tohave a child with me, that's okay,
but you have to keep it overwith you most of the time,
right, like an hour or twovideo game and when glad it went well
Woodie Show and we are into anothernew hour of've insensitivity Training for a politically

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correct world. It is January fifth, twenty twenty four, and it is
a Friday morning. Yeah, it'slike you and thank you for being here
on morning. That's raby. No, there's great gory, would there's menace?
He's good morning. Social media directoryou can find us. You can
follow us at the Woodi Show onInstagram and Twitter, or on Facebook,
Facebook dot com slash the Woodies Show. Good Morning, seabats, Yes,

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we are at it. There's Sammy, good morning. We got bored,
We got Caroline Morgan's here, Vaughn'shere, and the phones are open eight
seven seven forty four Wooding get through. Friday check ins coming in on the
text over to two to nine eightyseven. It's Friday check ins include your
name, but pardon town. You'rein listening to the show this morning?
Any think it maybe got going onthis weekend that you're excited about anything?
Anyone else would like to have usmention? They call those shoutouts in the

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streets. Yeah, get them shoutouts. Shout out. I'm shouting bout
all right. So we have afail store worries. We got the d
uy q our dumb ass contest.Should be able to win some stuff there,
and uh yeah we got we gota lot to get to so we
just can get right to it.Friday Fail Stories, Ladies and gentlemen up,

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Hold on, Sammy, Sammy,Yes, Sammy solo. It's too
early in the year for a mistake. You messed it up, Sammy.
You have to sing this. Yes, Okay, I agree with that.
I will crack and life has consequences. It's super easy, it's it's just
a regular see regular note. Ohokay, I'm like, wow, that's

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not nice. I wouldn't go thatfarder a basic d Alright, I told
you very busy, you don't havetime for mistakes. So Friday Fail Stories
and then of course the dumb AssContest the d u i Q give you
a chance to call on a winsome stuff here on this Friday morning on
the Woody Show. All right,ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

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it is time once again for yourFriday phil story. As people thought they
had the perfect plan to plan thatyou never go wrong, but somewhere along
the line and went from being agreat idea to one big stink in mega
uber ultra nice. Hey, that'syour fault? What's my you asked for

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it? Oh? I loved it. I loved it too. All right,
Friday Fail Stars. Starting this guy. His name's Brent, sixty five
year old guy from Phoenix. Buthe went to Ventura County, California,
out of the backcountry for four dayssearching for a lost three hundred million dollar
gold cachet. What what year isthis? Uh so, Yeah, got

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stratted out there, had to berescued by the sheriff, who found him
malnourished wearing wet clothes. Now,Brent regrets his ill prepared pursuit of gold,
which he believes is part of hisfamily lineage, and is grateful to
have survived the life threatening experience.Sale is he currently in a hospital somewhere?

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Actually, I think I've heard aboutthis gold. Yeah, I've been
looking for it for a quite along time. Yea there, tennis,
Yeah, I'm good waiting for you. This dude recently went to a doctor
to get his penis enlarged. Nicegoing in, It was four point seven
inches, but he wanted more.He says. The doctor promised him a
minimum increase of one point one inchesin length and one point one inches in

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girth. Okay, However, whenhe woke up from the procedure, he
realized that his penis wasn't any larger. In fact, he was now smaller,
leaving him with a scarred four pointtwo inch wiener. And now he's
seeking over sixteen thousand dollars in compensation. Yeah, that's all sales. Your

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mistake for going in, You shouldhave done more research on the penis enlargement
thing. Yeah, how stupid.It's not perfected the way like you know,
boob jobs and some of these otherthings. Like, man, if
it was perfected, we'd all getone. It would be the number one
surgery. Oh yeah, like lasickyou'd been in at Cops in Michigan tried
to pull over this guy in amotorcycle, but he hit the gas and

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sped away. His bike ended upthough, breaking down, so he took
off on foot, jumped into themurky waters of the Kalamazoo River, tried
to swim away but never resurfaced.Sail got away, Yeah, yeah,
yeah away. Yeah, that's wedon't know, dumb man. He might
have swam three miles underwater. Allright. So this next one is from

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Florida. You got this forty eightyear old chick name Kiyasha Henderson, and
according to the report, Kiyasha andher homegirl, thirty three year old Kiera
Tolliver, they robbed a little oldlady at a Walmart. One of them
distracted her while the other idiot stoleher wallet. Then they used her credit
cards to buy more than two thousanddollars worth of stuff and they they might

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have gotten away with it, butthey decided to go back to the same
Walmart. While the cops were stillthere investigating the crime back to an employee
spotted them and when the cops triedto arrest her, she blasted the officer
with pepper spray. She tried tospray another cop as well, but she
missed his face and got him inthe arm. So the other officer pulled
his taser, and that's when,all of a sudden, she decided to

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give up. She didn't want taser. So meanwhile, this is all playing
out right Walmart security they managed toget Kiera into custody and so they're facing
now multiple charges for theft and fraudulentuse of a credit card. Kiyasha also
has an outstanding warrant for identity theft. And I'll tell you what for a
person with such a long rap sheet, Kiyasha is a really bad person when

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it comes to crime like this ismaybe not the the profession for you.
This is not your world. Hechose profession, dude, not including this.
She's got thirty nine prior felonies andfive stints in jail. She's still
out walking around on her record salesand my favorite fail story of the week.

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This is from Connecticut where he gotthis woman. Her name is Pamela
Rodriguez. She called the cops hercar had been stolen, and the car
was stolen with her child still inside. No no, now. Of course
they got right on it, andeventually they figured out that yes, her
car was stolen, but that littlepart about her kid being in the car,
that was a lie. She madethat up to get them to look

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harder for the car. Oh boy, the first time this has happened.
Yeah, I've heard that kind ofstory before. She was arrested, taking
the failed jail and her car stillmissing. Oh but don't worry. The
police department says they're still looking forit. Are you are you gonna find
these guys or you know, Imean, you got any promising leads or
sids. Yeah, sure, I'lljust check with the boys don at the

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crime lab. They got four moredetectives working on the case. If the
guy is working and shifts, yeah, they're gonna be looking really hard for
this woman who lied right to theirface. Idiots sailed and those gentlemen your
Friday fail stories. We're gonna takea quick break and then when we come
back, we got the first roundof the Duyq of twenty twenty four.

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A man, it's got really smart. So it's a sea bass talking to
the drunk folks. Some trivia questionsare involved. You just have to guess
whether the drunk's gonna get the questionright or not two out of three times.
If you can do that, you'regonna win the Duyq, which we
are playing next. You made it, and just in time, the Woody
Show is back Friday morning. DumbassContest, first one of the new year,

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time to play the
Duqyq SeaBASS ex playing those games,everybody please. It is me going out
on the streets and finding someone who'sdrunk and just asking them the most easy,
basic Everyone knows the answer to thesetrivia questions, and you play by
you say, hmm, but isthis person so drunk that they won't know

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the answer. If you guess whetherthey know two times out three, you
win, all right? Eight seven, seven and forty four? What he's
the number we gave out If youwanted to call on being contestant and answering
that call, that call to actionif you will, was let's say we
got Adam here online number two.Good morning, Adam, Hi Adam,
good morning. How we're going doinggreat? We're ready to play the duy

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Q. Just explain the way thegame works. So you just got to
guess whether the drunk is gonna getit right two out of three times in
order to win a prize this morning. Of course, we're just guessing on
Menace and Sammy just for funsies,you know what I'm saying here. So
we've got that and we've got thisdrunk. We're gonna get to know them
a little bit first here, Adam, so that way have just a better
idea before you start to guess andwhether you're going to know anything or not
little how much they're drunk or howwasted they are. Who do we have

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here, sea beast? This isgad I be out with her girlfriends doing
chick stuff, and so she's gonnatell us about that. But also,
you know, give us some advicefor the new year. All right?
What you did drinking to night?Whiskey only, whiskey only by itself,
whiskey shots and some cocktails. Idon't know whatever she got any advice you
want to give to all the ladiesout there. If you're going out drinking,

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please call a nuber, don't drivehome drunk. And after tonight,
just remember that this was your nightof fun. And starting from tonight forward,
you should accomplish all of your dreams. And I hope they all come
true. And I'm hoping. I'myou guys tonight. Okay, Okay,

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she started pretty to goodnight tonight andgoing forward. All right, So that's
Gabby, Adam. This is wherethe guessing begins. Question number one for
the d U, I Q howmany US senators are there at one time?
How many US senators are there atone time? All right? So

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yes or no? Guessing both onGabby and on Menace and Sammy here.
Anybody want to go first? I'llgo first, okay, and I'm going
to start with triple no. I'mgoing with the same. That's what I
was feeling. Let's sweep it,okay, triple let's do three triple nos.
Sammy, do you think that Gabby'sgoing to know it? No?

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Menace, do you think that Gabby'sgoing to know it? Now? Adam,
Now you're just guessing on Gabby here. You can feel free to guess
with Menace and Sammy as well.But what do you think? Yeah,
I'm going to a big not there, go on the big no. For
question number one here on the du i Q, how many US Senators
are there at one time? Allright? Menace two and thirty, two
hundred and thirty, Sammy fifty fifty, Craig per se no, no,

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note how many the answer that we'relooking for now, Actually it's four point
six per state. They have alot of representatives, Adam said, no,
Gabby wouldn't know. And see ifhe's on the board with his first
point of the game. How manyUS senator is are there at one time?

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One? Who would different? Whowould have liked more than one senator
at the same time, but likedifferent states though? How many total in
the whole country? Obviously fifty twofifty two? Like all right, I
mean you gotta get DC and PuertoRico in there on the board. At
him, congratulations at him. That'spoint number one. It's the d U

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y Q. And question number two. Flatulence is another word for what,
oh good question. Flatulence is anotherword for what what do you What do
you think here? Triple yes,triple yes, triple yes, triple yes.
Mens Yes, you try not tomake eye contact me, Sammy,

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Yes, Gabby No, okay,Gabby, No, Menace, sorry,
buddy, No, words just arenot his friend. Yes to Sammy,
all right, medicine, Sammy.Do you think that Gabby is going to
get it now? All right?So yes from Sammy, No from menace.

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Adam ar contestant on the phone.What do you think, Gabby?
Yes or no? On question numbertwo, I'm sticking with sticking with no.
Question number two. Flatulence is anotherword for what see if Greg was
right, menace farting, farting,Sammy farting, farting. Yeah, they
got it. I don't know whoknows who flabbergastus the other day that we

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were what you might have said,armadillo based on history, dude. Yeah,
all right. Question number two forthe d y Q again, Adam
doesn't think that Gabby is going toknow its Flatulence is another word for what

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flatulent? You know, it's reallyunfair that you asked this people of this
question when you know they've been drinkingoutside of a bar. Oh, that's
the whole point of the game.Do you understand, Oh, I do
understand. That's the whole point ofthe game means being happy and are you
feeling very flatulent right now? Yes, I am. That's how you do

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it. You made quick work ofthat. Adam. Congratulations, you are
a winner here on the d Uy Q. Ah right, thank you,
nice way to start the weekend.And Adam, thank you so much
for listening to WOI show. Haveyourself a great weekend. Okay, thank
you to you guys. Alright,man, there's there's Adam didn't even need

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that third question, got it?What else would I say? I have
no idea. That's the fun I'mhaving men, all right. Question number
three for the d U i Q. The letters USS precede the title of
every United States? What all right? Hm? Hm? Triple? I

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mean it just was the holidays triple. No again, I'm trying to read
body language here. Sammy seems tobe done already. That's the unfair advantage
that we have when it comes tois Sammy. It is interesting to watch
them just like completely perplexed, staringoff at the distance. Can we hear

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the question one more to me?You sure can, Greg, Thank you.
The letters USS precede the title ofEvery United States? What okay?
Okay, uh, triple no tripnote your triple no triple no. Sammy
finished up very quickly. I'm gonnasay that doesn't necessary to mean anything.
It's kind of like what else would? But what could I say, Sammy,

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yes, menace no, Gabby no? Okay, medicine Sammy, what
do you think about? Gabby?No? No, both saying that you
won't get it. Question number three. The letters USS precede the title of
every United States what menace ship?Look at that ship? You both throw
chip no ship, bonus points?What do what does USS stand for?

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Oh? I don't know that UnitedStates ship submersible. It's actually so simple,
it's obvious it is ship. Isit really United States ship? Wow?
Interest, that's kind of dumb.That's the United States ship. That's

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why they go US S because it'sway cooler. It sounds cool. I
know it's a ship. I cansee it, right. I had that
random thought the other day. Wecall them airplanes? Why why don't we
call it like ground trains? Youknow? Yeah, we can see it's
a ship, US ship. Wedon't have any really other planes. Obviously
there's a plane flat surface. Buttalking about a vehicle, what does Gabby

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say, well, Gabby, well, never know. No, we're gonna
know week question number three for thed U i Q. The letters USS
precede the title of every United StatesWhat United States USS? United States Senate
sate? Ye, the United StatesSenate where we have fifty two senators.

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According to Gabby, Uh wow,I'm there was just a story. I
guess. They're bringing home this aircraftcarrier that's been you know, deployed for
a long time, and they keptgetting delayed coming home. They're supposed to
be back a while ago, butbecause of all the stuff that's been going
on, you know, they've extendedthe tour. Right, so now they're

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finally coming home. Is the geraldFord Like I forget the name of the
aircraft carried maybe the USS what Anyway, it's cool for them, right,
that's a long triple for sure.Yeah, but aircraft carriers are cool.
Do you ever take a tour one? I have been on one once.
It's like being on a very hugeI mean, it's it's been like a

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billion years since this was ever used. It's the USS Intrepid, which is
docked in New York City and it'sbeen there for a decade. Yeah,
that's what I went, But togo on one of these new aircraft carri
has got to be insane. It'slike going like an old cruise ship compared
to one of the new state ofthe art ones. Yeah, all those
slides and everything. I would loveto be on one when it's actually out
and like be able to be outin the deck when the planes are taken

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off and landing. That'd be dude, that'd be so cool. And going
to the buffet would be awesome.Do they have a casino next? I
also thought about ravy when Sammy startedtalking about this, because I've noticed this
post. I didn't really think muchabout it. But there's a posted note
on the microwave down the break areahere at work. Yes, that says

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no fish and no broccoli. Okay, so that's to me. No,
they can't dictate what we're eating atwork. If I need to heat up
my leftovers, you don't need toNumber one, I don't need to heat
up my lunch. You don't needto bring something that you know is going
to be stand's. But if it'sjust left over from what I had for
dinner, and I bring it inbecause that's what I have, have it
for a leftover when you get home. It's also it's in a common area

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where it's very common. It's literallyfive feet from somebody's desk. But there's
a kitchen there, yeah, forlike coffee and pop and snacks stuff.
It's not going to stink up theentire micwave there in general. But the
other the other microwave is all theway on the other side of the building,
and fish are the only thing shehas of that are available to eat.

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Ever, you'm saying, I don'tthink someone should be able to dictate
what I'm heating up to eat atwork. I support that posted that we're
doing bacon in here every morning,although you guys don't care when I say
that I hate the smell of baconyou bring it in here anyways, Although
Greg dictated to Ravey he did shewas bringing in smelly stuffreakiest eggs, and
she's the first person to bitch toother people about things anything that's as it's

(30:51):
scent at all. I stopped hardboiled eggs in here. Yeah, thank
god. Yeah, because I'm kindand we're eating you want. And dude,
who was the person that was responsiblefor that stink in the office that
we couldn't figure out. I usedto work with a guy that would do
that. He was a very bighealth nut, and he would have some
sort of fish and you know,brussels sprout something, you know, stinky,

(31:15):
and he do it. So I'mlike, man, what happened while
we were on break? Because thatfridge smell? I thought it was a
animal. But here's the thing.I walked into the office. I was
here a couple of times, youknow, while everybody was still gone getting
things organized or whatever, and I'dwalk into the office and I was like,
man, what is going on?I thought it was just like something
every once in a while there's asewage issue here in the building. Yeah,

(31:38):
maybe it was something like that.But then as I'm sitting there,
it smells like it smells like rottenmilk, you know, like spoiled milk.
So we had that creamer that wehad brought in, the hazelnut creamer
for that you know challenge potentially,right, we had a couple other like
milk or yogurt. I threw everythingthat was in there out. Figured out

(32:01):
it's been in here for at leasta few weeks that nobody's touched it.
So I got rid of all thedairy stuff came back a few days later,
same smell. Now I'm crawling inthe office on my hands and knees
searching. Yeah, I'm thinking something. Yeah, I'm thinking like something got
into the office and then died behindone of the cabinets or something. I
just dropped half a sandwich or so. Then we're in a meeting yesterday talking

(32:23):
about what we're going to do onthe show next week, and everybody's like,
what is that smell. I'm like, dude, I've been trying to
figure it out, and Samy goes, it's probably it's her food that was
in the refrigerator. It was foodthat I brought in for the baby birding
for Morgan that I forgot about.Yeah, it was there over the whole
break open chickensparagus. Yeah, foul. I didn't realize it was stinking of

(32:50):
the hole. I got rid ofthat dairy stuff. But you know what
I did. I left the doorto the fridge open, thinking like,
oh, I'm gonna air out thisnasty and it's still there. It made
it system. No, it didn't. At the time, I said when
I first did it, it didn't. But as soon as she took that
out yesterday. Oh yeah, Iknow what he her husband dumped her.
I'm just thinking that he dumped me. That's what happened because she was microwaving.

(33:19):
You can't do that. I justdo think it's it's just common courtesy
manners because there's so many other peoplearound that, dude, why does everybody
else going to do it? Justforgot that was a break forget things.
It's like how people are on theirspeakerphones having a conversation. That's like nobody.
Not everybody's to hear that, noteverybody's to smell there. We look
how people with food poisoning feel becausea shoe first of all, whole you

(33:40):
know what I'm saying, Welcome back, It's Friday. We are the Woody
show Man. Only four days intothe new year and already at school.
Shooting happened yesterday at a high schoolin Iowa. One student killed, five
other people injured. The shooters alsodead. He took himself out before anybody
else could. The student who waskilled as a sixth grader, because I

(34:01):
guess the middle school and the highschool are on the same campus. But
they're looking into the shooter's social mediapost trying to find some answers. So
you know New Year's same issues,Uh, same thoughts thing. Yeah,
there was that fire at Tyreek Hill'shouse, the wide receiver for the Dolphins.
I saw the video. It's like, damn massive. It turns out

(34:22):
it's from a kid playing with alighter in a bedroom, Like I know,
I just stop. Yeah, Imean that where he got out of
the house. It was a pirate, a mega pyro. So people,
pets, everybody was fine. Butit took the firefighters about forty five minutes
to put this thing out. Leftthis big, huge hole in the roof,
substantial smoke and water damage inside.I hope you can afford to repair

(34:43):
it. Thru getting well, you'dbe excited because you're like, oh,
new room, new house, soeasy. Yeah it's not. But yes,
you're not wrong. I would totallyhave done that. Yeah, and
it's a miracle I didn't do that. Stanley's special edition cups we're talking about
this, you know the Stanley mugs, right, yes, or as Ravy

(35:05):
read today, Stanley Tumbler that ifyou say Stanley cup, I think about
something else. Or the guy whocreated so they had this special edition thing
that they co designed it with Starbucks. It was released this week and it's
one of those things that you can, or I guess could at this point,
you could have gotten exclusively a Target. Well, this guy really wanted

(35:30):
one ended up getting tackled by othercustomers because he jumped over the counter at
a Target store, you know theStarbucks that's in the the Target store to
steal a box of these pink wouldyou tumbler Stanley tumblers. These are the
most or because I see them nowin every single gym, every dumb girl's

(35:51):
carry and went around. Of coursepeople got on video. Here's some of
the audio. Again this guy isjumping over the counter to steal a box
of the Stanley tumblers. Him stopthem. Look at this is insane.
Look at this. Look at thesekeys in scene. Yeah, you know
what else is insane the need andthe desire for those things. And by

(36:13):
the way, there what's special aboutit? Greg? What it's a it's
a shade of red. Oh oh, three hundred bucks, that's my offer.
Well here, it's like any othertrendy thing. You look at it
and you go, ye, what'sthe big deal? But I think that's
the thing now, is that wehave the internet, we can see oh,
beanie babies and you know everything.You know, we have strong wristbands.
We could we we should be ableto say, oh, this is

(36:35):
a trend. I don't need togo on eBay and pay one hundred twenty
dollars for a re twenty. Thatwould be a bargain. Most of them
are going for two hundred up tofive hundred. Yeah. I would never
go and you know, pay apremium for it. But if you're there
and you like Stanley and they hadit, like whatever, it's it's just
a cup and it's not like it'sall that much more expensive than some of
the other one. I was ina Target recently and my son needed a

(36:59):
new because remember the flask things usedto be like that were they called hydro
flasks? Yeah, that was thatwas like six weeks ago. That was
all the rage. I don't holder. Okay, well that was all the
rage for a while. And sohe was getting one of those because they
wanted every kid to have like theirwater bottle in the school, even those,
even those ones that are in thein the Target water bottle aisle.

(37:22):
Yeah, like they're way more expensivethan I thought they weren't. Fifty bucks.
You don't need to buy any ofthem. By the way, tip
time someone comes out with a pet, it doesn't anger me the way it
does Sea Bass. I just don'tget the infatuation. I don't see why
it's so much cooler. I certainlywouldn't be jumping over counters. It's a
status simple for chicks. I wouldn'ttake it to the gym though. Oh

(37:45):
I see clunky exactly. That's exactlyantop heavy. It gets knocked over easily.
Yeah, and I'm not being hyperbolicwhen I say it doesn't anger me.
It almost worries me. When youturn on the news and you see
people that lined up at three inthe morning in droves adults for cancer to

(38:05):
get a slightly different shade of redStanley Tombler literally worries mean you can't get
it anywhere. Yeah, it worrieshow do you get a flex on your
Stanley fan friends? It makes mefearful. Happens in a lot of other
areas like this, you know,like there's a shoe drop or there's a

(38:28):
whatever. Right, this is howAI is distracting us. Know the way
you worry about AI, I worryabout non Ai right. AI is using
uh, their technology to make societyact like this by telling you that it's
popular and you need and we're stupidenough to fall right in society. It's

(38:50):
popular because they see everybody with one, they go, oh, that's cool.
And you keep on being fed thatinformation and gets sold on it that
next thing. You know, theywant one, they have to have one.
You don't have that. You're beingsold people, right. And whether
it's a water bottle or a toyor a shoe, it's the same situation.
And it worries me because is concernedyou, guys. I has learned

(39:13):
from previous patterns, previous behaviors likebeanie babies for example, I'm humans are
idiots in the air any more concernedabout human eye? What about the what
about the pop Eyes chicken sandwich thatpeople were freaking out for chicken sandwich?
Fill in the blank, fill inany product you want to name. There's

(39:36):
a man who is dead, tobatd. He wanted a chicken sandwich, really
exactly. And there's people that aremissing work and going in the line at
three in the morning to get acop I like, how you assume they
have jobs? Yeah? These areall wife that's cute. My wife has
a job, thank you, hey, But they got to get the money
to buy the damn thing somehow.It's so frightening and weird and sad.

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If anyone who who has a Stanleycup right now look down at it and
know that Greg thinks you're said,if you just have one, this is
Stanley brandland Ravy's dodge. Again,she's a woman, so she's following the
same thing that she has, thesame size. I do like it,
though it keeps my beverage so cold. Far superior to any other Tough,

(40:22):
it can't be true. That istrue. Even if it is true,
because they just tested them online andthe YETI is far superior. Yeah,
let's take that at face value.They're far superior. There are far superior
vacuum cleaners. There are far superiorcars. There are far superior widgets out
in the world. Are you getting, Greg? You have stuff like that?

(40:44):
Sure? But did I get upat three in the morning in line
and tackle a guy paid an exormittiveamount of money over like you know,
like you not that you have oneof these? Maybe you do, I
don't know, But like, whya Gucci belt instead of just a belt,
Like, what is the Gucci beltdo that any other belt doesn't do?
That's a valid but picks a valiableamount of money, that's a valid

(41:07):
kind of comparison. You could havea preference for a brand, or you
just wanted to look a certain way. You might like the look of Gucci.
But I didn't tackle somebody for it. I didn't try to convince the
world that it's a superior belt.I didn't try to convince anybody about any
of it. Yeah, I'm lookingat the consumer reports review eventally, and
they do temperature retention, of course, and a good old Thermos traveler mug

(41:30):
which fits in the coup hondles.It's less than half of a Stanley is
again, like Madis was saying,does just as good. But again this
is what. By the way,remember, oh, five years ago when
every R word had yeezies on andyou don't see those anymore, and that
was medicine. Oh do super that'snot because of idiot they look. Do

(41:55):
you remember just slightly more than morethan five years ago when people didn't need
to drink forty gallons of water everyminute. If they did need to,
they just weren't they doing it.So they did for a while. I
saw people walking around and they wereeven bigger than the Stanley tumblers. Yeah,
the bit They looked like five gallonsof water jugs that you put on

(42:15):
the water office cool or the officewater cooler. It was a smaller version
of that. Looked like a babykeg version of that. And people are
like, oh right. They evenhad these alarms on them that you could
set for like every you know whatever, the interval of time, and just
to remind you to drink your water. And you hear like this random stuff
in the office d People like,what's that? And it's like salad water.

(42:39):
My wife did buy one? Again, This is these are designed for
board housewives just to waste money.I shouldn't be angry because all my grandparents
died of thirst. They didn't haveStanley's. It's most people going to the
gym that were using those huge jugsthat I saw. Yeah, that's true,
but which which makes sense. Alot of gyms banned them because because
they were just cluttering things up.People are kick, I'm over there,

(43:00):
getting in the way. Banned waterbottles. Oh yeah, like I would
give Planet Fitness credit. They havesigns everywhere to get rid of those darn
half gallon jugs. No bags onthe floor, you know, et cetera,
et cetera. What about videotaping yourselfin the gym. I don't go
to the gym, so I don'tknow. Are there signs up that say,

(43:20):
oh, you know what I didone time? We never can't do
this. I printed out. SoI went to the Planet Fitness website,
sold their logo and mocked up asticker that said no bathroom selfies, you
douchebag. Printed those out, andI was on a trip one time in
the Northeast, and I would goin the bathroom and stick those on the
mirrors and plan. There was awoman she got man to use what they

(43:45):
say on the internet slank dragged.Oh yeah, dude, she was.
She was getting a beating online becauseshe was trying to film herself working out
and people kept like standing in frontof her her camera. I support them,
I'm knocking it over intentionally because ofthe gym was just busy. They
weren't like intentionally or whatever. Andbecause it was down on the ground,

(44:06):
people probably didn't even notice it.And she posted this video like respect influencers.
Dan Bilzarian was offering a five thousanddollars bounty if you just see one
of those and kick it over.He rules. All right, More Woody
Shows, Next show, Next TheWoody Show, Woody whizz back and into

(44:30):
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(44:52):
You can also hit us up withthe text over to two to ninety
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one over to us at two twonine eight seven. Big event last night,
right, SeaBASS? Did you watchit? Oh? Yeah, that's

(45:13):
why I was. I'm so blearyI this morning. I watched and then
rewatched The Golden Bachelorette. Golden WeddingSpecial, and I thought this had already
happened, and then it was yesterdaythat Sea Bass says, Hey, by
the way, guys, tonight isthe wedding. Is the Golden Wedding.
They already had the finale of TheGolden seventy two year Old Bachelor and then

(45:34):
but it was so popular, ratingshave going up and up and up and
up, they said, hey,let's do a whole wedding special and carry
that over to the next year.Capture that heat. I'm surprised it was
even happening because I've read so manyrumors about so much trouble that's been going
on, how the guy was lyingand the woman and he was whatever supposed
to be. But that's what's gonnahappen. They're always go to tick up
crap. So again, you knowthere's gonna be a bad side. Sure,

(45:57):
I do have a couple of clips. Oh, thank god, Yeah,
I got a couple of clips fromuh, from last night. I'm
probably gonna cry. Let's see.Oh, we were watching in the office
yesterday the recap of the finale fromThe Golden Bachelor to get Ready, and
so the guy who was proposing tothe girl, the old seventy two year
old and the old lady. He'scrying while he's proposing to her. Then

(46:19):
it shows him rewatching the proposal andcrying watching the Well, here's from last
night. And now may you takeon the world together with all your hopes
and dreams. And now, bythe power vested in me by the State
of California, it is my honorand privilege to announce you husband, you
may kiss your bride. Yeah?Yeah, so then, uh, what's

(46:45):
his name? Gary? Yeah?Isn't Gary the Golden Bachelor? Right?
Right? Is it his name?Sherry? Oh? Jerry? I don't
know Jerry Gary anyway. And bythe way, that was Susan Sarry.
That was Susan Knowles who was theofficial, and I thought Beyonce's mom.
Right, this is just some othernote former wrestler. I think she's a

(47:07):
former bacheloretor probably a contestant. SoJerry or Gary, wherever the hell his
name is the Golden Bachler. Hegot up and he made a speech for
everybody. A year ago, Isat at home thinking everything, all of
my highlights for the year and mylife were done. I have a whole
new outlook on life. Because ofthis journey and because of this woman,

(47:27):
and I'd almost forgotten the really importantadvice don't stop believing. Yeah, so
that's the cover band who they hadthere, Right, that sounds like a
different version. And they went rightinto uh, don't stop believing everybody,

(47:51):
they're all right. So that's whathe missed last night. Now, SeaBASS
took this out as an opportunity.He goes, you know what, let's
reach out to some of these goldenbachlu wretts. Now, now the cycle
turns onto who because they had ahit with this golden bachelor, they're going
to have a golden bachelor wret whowill be the next old lady who is
single? Yeah, and so youcould share her journey. And so Sea

(48:12):
Bass was talking to some golden bachelorettesand in fact we're going to meet them
coming up right after the break hereon the Woody Show. That's right,
Wait, the ladies, the ladieswill be next, older ladies talking about
love. All right, hang on, we'll be right back to the Woody
Show. We'll be right back.Meanwhile, Sea Bass will continueous. Then
let's search for the perfect week.Yeah, I'm a hair flex. Sorry,

(48:36):
I'm in hair system get its fall. That's not my scalp. I
have light brown hair with bald highlights. Made just in time. The Woody
Show is back. So thank godSea Mass keeping track of this crap,
because we would have just completely slepton the Golden Show, the Golden Batch

(49:00):
for wedding Well with Us, whichhappened last time. We heard a couple
terrible clips for the break and nowwe told you it was going to lead
into Sea Bass, who was chattingup yesterday with some of these golden bachelorettes.
Y find the next old single ladyto take America by storm. And
I went online to a website thatallows old ladies who are single to chat
with you. I love these clips, and so you just go. I

(49:22):
showed you guys the screenshot of actuallylike the little like uh you know,
text to speech voice. So youcan enter any of these rooms for free
to talk to these old single ladieswho are in various states of undress.
But you could send them money dollarsat a time, and they need to
make the little jiten. And someof these old ladies that you're about to
hear they even got thanks to themagic and technology menace. They've got it
set up so when you tip thema dollar, it activates a personal massager.

(49:46):
Yeah, so a little extra treatfor the ladies. Besides they so
but I'm there to talk about theirpersonalities because you want to get to know
them, to see if they're goodfor TV, because you're not in a
creep right, Well, they beatthe next Golden Bachelorette. Let's start with
Beverly. Okay, here we go. Hi, Sebastian, God, thank
you. If your god talk,well they out they would probably say she

(50:15):
tastes delicious. So that's the tech. You can text some little messages and
I texted her hats could talk.What would they say about you? Oh?
My god, I hope she meanslike cause you know, like cats
and dogs, you little kisses andlike peanut butter on her nightstand or anything.

(50:35):
They have a whole variety of thingson the night stand. Oh yeah,
yeah, and she's so nice andloving. Let me ask you a
question. What are you doing whileyou're asking me? Now? Are you
tonight? Oh? It is yourhero? I don't have any heroes.
I'm my own hero. Who isyour heroes? Sebastian, Well, I

(51:06):
like him and I respect what Isaid, because you said that, I'm
giving you a tepan. She's like, hey, Sebastian, what are you
are you asking you to let's talkabout civil rights. She sounds like it's
all about her apparently, Hey,but you got a couple uh, she

(51:30):
got a couple of bucks out ofthat. Thank you. But he's not
really my hero. I like himvery much and I like what he did
was Sebastian, thank you. Imagineyou walk in one day and your mom's

(51:51):
doing this, your grandma. Yougot to visit your mom because, like
you know, your dad's gone,she's kind of lonely or whatever, and
you know you're stopping in, You'rebringing talking to in your bedroom. Mom,
you're bringing the grandkids by. Let'sgo see me maw, you know,
and you walk in there right whathe showed Golden Bachelor, Yeah,

(52:14):
I think Men has called it there. Beverly a little too self centered to
be on TV. But maybe Louell, the next lady here won't be.
She did not have a hook upto any kind of personal massager. But
Louell, I think she's getting overcold number one. Yeah, but yeah,
but again that's the reason a reallady that he did the real life.
Everything's perfect, and Lluell went straightfor the business talk. Here,

(52:37):
let's play fellows, let's play Ohmy God in the morning. Yeah,
that's how you sound before you geton the air. Well, yeah,

(52:57):
but I'm not trying. First ofall, it's not on the air.
Second of all, I'm not tryingto be trying to get people to masturbait
to me, what is the biggestrisk you've taken? Okay, what's the
biggest risk you've taken? Right?Right, Okay, I want to say
driving the semi trailer trucks. That'swhy I'm looking for a job now,

(53:22):
to drive the box truck, owningmy own two box trucks or maybe three
box trucks, and having my ownbusiness within the next five years, and
traveling with the box trucks instead ofsemi trailer trucks. I even do dump
truck. And I want to owna couple of parking lots. We'll not
parking lots, but parking garages.Wow, well you do live Master may

(53:45):
show truck. Why would I dothat baby for the dump truck. I
mean, that don't even make anysense. But once I start driving the
box truck, I won't even beon here anymore. So yeahs like a
business plan presentations doing because there wasa much longer conversation. She's reading like

(54:08):
all those business books she did too. Of them's like and this like ma,
you know, like the big classicones you know you see at airports
to own some garbage trucks, sometrucks. But so I can get up
off this mattress, which is youknow, that's a good people they you
know, because it's oh, it'snot interesting. But man, if you

(54:28):
have like a little fleet of trucks, absolutely little parking lots. I know
a DJ that that's someday I'll ownparking lots. I know a DJ rest
in PC just passed away. DJSnake, he owns some parking lots.
And it's awesome business. Keep yourlike clean all those little things you don't
think about. Man, everyone's whileyou gotta tar the surface or something,

(54:50):
you know, big deal. Repaint some new lines. But she's not
driving semis anymore. Yeah, tooscary, that's too risk. She'll drive
your semi though, right? Willyou show a Golden bachelorette and s SeaBASS
is talking to these old ladies onthese on these chat websites. Again,
they don't know it, but theycould be the next to the star.

(55:10):
ABC. This is Rebun again.She does have it hooked up where you
can give her money to massage her. Okay, yeah, so you tip
and then it triggers the personal massage, the personal massage. Just check in
on Reba. What's going on?What is your favorite joke? What's my

(55:37):
favorite joke? Well, probably oneof my very favorites, and I still
I stole that from Family Guy.The number one used for Kleenex tissue is
sperm number one, okay, andnumber two is women crying over nonsense.

(56:00):
Oh all right, I got anextra tip though, right. Oh,
and that was an episode of FamilyGuy where they're talking. They're like,
I'm talking about tissues and yeah,that's my favorite joke. I cry over

(56:23):
nonsense probably every day. How doyou not feel like an idiot? Damn
right, I do not hear yourself. Yeah, this is acting like this
for a dollar. Oh and noteven a dollar. Remember we talked to
that one lady. They get thirtyfive cents on the dollar. That's right.
Well, the whole time you're there, they are trying to get you
to get and go into a privatechat room. I guess they make more

(56:45):
money and blahlah blah. That wasthat was real. But we have time
for one more seams and this isPearl and she again same sort of set
up, older lady, perfect namefor this. Yeah, but unfortunately Pearl
is she's not going to put upwith my nonsense for very long. Morning,
honey, Thank you babe. Whatcan I do for you? Do

(57:09):
you? I used to connect collectguitars, but I gave up with that.
I just have one really good onenow, baby, that's it.
What are you into? What isyour earliest man? Yeah, she didn't

(57:38):
like me asking about what her earliestmemory was and clicked me right out.
She kicked me out of the room. Wow, you just tipped her too,
And she sounded like she was enjoyingherself. Yeah, haw's her pie.
Yeah, man's by the way,not DJ super Snake. I do
have a chance to crack myself.He was a radio super snake. He

(58:00):
does you freak somebody out on thetest? Well, because there is DJO
I know? Yeah, God seeasked thank you so much. Well,
the nice old ladies out there,you just made some old ladies' days.
Yeah, morning, honey, wegot some more Woodie show coming up for

(58:25):
you. Next, Bravey's gonna updateus on what's happening in the world of
nerds. Hang on, the WoodyShow will be right back show and we
want to know what's happening in theworld of nerds, and Bravey's gonna tell
us all about that. In thisFriday edition of Nerd Now, the show

(58:47):
presents nerd Nut with Ravey. Well, January is mostly holiday holdover movies,
but you do have a movie forthose poor loving tea night swim Nights about
a haunted pool. I have seenthat commercial a haunted pool. Haunted pool.

(59:10):
That's where the ghosts going in thepool. You know what, just
stay out of pretty easy that hitsthe others. This weekend, Nude is
streaming on Netflix. You have thebrother's Son headed up by Michelle Yo.
She's the matriarch of a crime familythat she doesn't know is a crime family
or does she? And then onSunday, Paramount Plus will also be simulcasting

(59:31):
Joe Coy hosting The Golden Globe NOISo it's on CBS and Paramount Plush,
the legit most fun award show thatthey have out there. People are drinking,
and it's movies and TV, whichI think is also fun. The
Best Movie Dramas nominated are Anatomy ofa Fall, Killers of the Flower Moon,
Maestro, Oppenheimer, Past Lives,and the Zone of Interest. Any

(59:54):
here watch that Killers of the FlowerMoon. Now it is next week,
I belie free. Yeah it's beenwhere you can like it for that?
Yeah, next week on appletoude.I want to watch it. You'll be
able to have a watch one onmy on my quote wish list. I
watched Maestro. Ooh yeah, sucha bar and it sucks. You couldn't

(01:00:15):
tell that by the commercial. No, the looks incredible, and I thought,
oh, I don't know anything aboutLeonard Bernstein. Now now i'll learn
about him. You learn nothing otherthan he changed smoke. That's it.
Now I'm not watching it and dateddudes, although he got married to a
woman who seemed to be fine thathe dated dudes, and then she was
sad that he was with dudes,and then he just smoked some more.

(01:00:36):
It sucks, all right, Itwas terrible. The Best Comedy is Musicals
nominated. That's also a thing thatGolden Globes does breaks it up into Dramas
and then comedies Air American Fiction Barbie, The Holdovers May December and Poor Things,
Best Drama Series, Succession, TheLast of Us, The Crown,
The Morning Show, The Diplomats innineteen twenty three, and the Best Comedies

(01:01:00):
up for Golden Globes The Bear,Ted Lasso, Abvid, Elementary Only Murders
in the Building, Jury Duty,which I still haven't watched. I really
want to watch. It's it's areality prank on a guy, but it's
done and kind of like, Oh, everybody's having a good time on It's
on free V right. Yeah,and Barry also nominated for Best Comedy.

(01:01:22):
Speaking of Freeby, I've been meaningto ask you Greg forever. Have you
been watching the Jeff Lewis show onthere? Of course? Good? I
love it. Jeff Lewis, Hello, I was thinking the same thing.
Jeff lewis designer, interior designer,he rules who that remodels everything? Never
heard of him? He looks onthe face. Sorry TV, how would

(01:01:45):
you not know who Jeff Lewis is? He's a dog, doesn't on HGTV,
he didn't do hg TV. Butit's inane. I know that's what
I watched. I don't watch allthe he had home improven stuff. What
was the other ones that you gotwatch? Flipping out? Now? This
current one is called Hollywood Houselift.He's just doing He's doing homeover like makeovers

(01:02:05):
celebrities because they need it and wellthey paid for it. It's not like
and he talks so much ish.It's so good, celebrities. Watch it
now. During awards season, you'reprobably going to see a lot of speeches
from director Christopher Nolan because he's goingto win all the directing awards for Open.
I love the story Menace is alwaysthe first to say, who gives

(01:02:28):
a crap about the critics score?Where Nolan does have appreciation for movie criticism,
especially when he's winning an award forthe New York Film Critics. He
wins this award for Best Director forOppenheimer, and in his acceptance speech he
told the story about being in alive high interval peloton class and the instructor
takes a big dump on his movietenants. He's he's doing the work in

(01:02:52):
this workout dying. Yeah. Soanyway, somebody found the clip right from
the peloton work and she goes allin on him. I had to clear
up the language. Yeah, yeah, but I here you go listen to
uh this, This is the Pelotonclass. Now imagine Christopher Nolan's sitting there
working out, yeah, sweating,all of a sudden, this is what
happens. This song is from thesoundtrack of a movie called Tenant. Anybody

(01:03:13):
see this? Did anybody see thisbesides me? Because I need a manual
mystry. Someone's got to explain this. Yeah, I'm not kidding what the
was going on? Understand seriously,you need to be a neuroscientist to understand.
And that's two and a half hoursof my life that I want back.
I want it back. Instructor rightthere, and that class I hate

(01:03:42):
tennis, she basically called She basicallycalled out herself for being stupid from understanding
like basic timelines. Tenants. Youcan explain it to me, because I
sure as hell though you go,you gonna go back, you go reversing
time in forwarding time. I wasvery easy. Raby drove an hour to
see it because it was during COVIDtimes, so I lost like five hours.

(01:04:03):
Tennant. So he talked about thisin his acceptance speech by the New
York Film Critics, and he said, look when film critic Rex Read takes
an issue on your film, hedoesn't at least ask you to work out
during it. He said, today'sworld, opinions are everywhere, and there's
sort of this idea that film criticismis being democratized. But I, for

(01:04:25):
one think the critical appreciation of filmsshouldn't be an instinct. It should be
a profession. In word, Idon't want to hear from you Peloton exactly.
But she's so right, she's soright. We were wondering this week,
how is Gypsy Rose Blanchard. What'sshe going to do for money now
that she's out of prison. Well, she's got some of that sweet,

(01:04:46):
sweet lifetime money because tonight on Lifetimethe Prison Confessions of Gypsy Rose Blancher Woo.
It's a six episode limited series.It starts tonight. If you don't
have cable or something with Lifetime,I think Ulu is going to be the
place where you can find it whateverybody's talking about with her though, she
can't stop talking about her man's bigd on social media. She's just trying

(01:05:11):
to pump him up, yeah,because he's getting so much hatredsuy. Yeah,
And she's just like, you know, she's doing what she's supposed to
do. She's stemp it in forher. Man is insane. He looks
terrible eyes. But the D thatis crazy. The D And so the
book and movie Ready Player one,the future sucks so hard that everybody spends

(01:05:34):
their time in the metaverse, whichthey call the Oasis. Well, the
book author Ernest Klein, one ofthe movie producers, along with Warner Brothers,
are all teaming up to bring anoasis type experience to the metaverse.
They're calling it the ready Verse.Oh for real. It's expected to launch
later on this year. This istheir mission statement. And Greg, maybe

(01:05:57):
you can explain it to me.The Ready Verse will champion the principles of
the open metaverse, which are provabledigital ownership, community owned infrastructure, decentralization,
security, and intraoperability. You can'teven say it, Greg, what,
I don't even what. I justheard it. I love that movie.

(01:06:20):
I've probably pulled a great glory andwatched it about fifteen times. Yeah,
yeah, the book is really good. The movie's not bad, but
the book's awesome. I didn't readthe books. Uh, the author Kline,
He said, the future has arrivedeven more quickly than I imagined.
I'm ready for more nerd stuff.Check out the nerd That podcast at the

(01:06:40):
Woody Show dot com. All right, thank you very much, Rabels,
you got it. We got somemore Woody Show coming up for you.
Next hang out, don't go anywhere, The Woody Show will be right back,
don't don't. This is and weare into another new hour here on
the What Do You Show? Andwe got everybody here, Hoy, Gravy,

(01:07:02):
Greg, Menac, Bas morning andphones are open eight seven seven forty
four Wooding, it's up with thetext over to two to nine eight seven.
We're gonna do guess your body countthis hour. We started that like
not late in the year last year, and people seem to really like it,
where we get a volunteer on thephone and we're gonna try to guess
how many people you've slept with,just by asking you a bunch of different

(01:07:26):
questions. It's dumb, but peoplelike it. I know, I can't
explain why you like it or whypeople don't like it, but so far
we found out we're pretty terrible init. Yeahah, not good. Yeah.
Have you ever heard of whatever podcast? Yes? Maybe anybody else know?
This is where what what were theycall them that big huge job of

(01:07:47):
the hot looking chick. It's it'smeme all over social media. Yeah whatever.
This is where they invite only fansgirls on and mock them. Okay,
oh those are only fans girls Alot of them are not all of
them, but anyway, not atall. So this was they have all
these forms and stuff. People getreally into it. It's got huge numbers

(01:08:11):
this whatever podcast because the responses areincredible sometimes. And so this person was
basically an ask the whatever podcast question, and it says, I've recently gone
official with a guy that I've beendating for a couple of months. He's
kind of respectful, considerate. Ireally think that he could be the one.
But I wanted to build slowly withthis guy, so we didn't become
intimate until after we decided to beexclusive. But between that first date and

(01:08:35):
that point, I did see anold friend would benefit a couple of times.
Back then, I didn't think anythingof it. We weren't exclusive,
but I underestimated how much I wouldend up liking this guy. And now
I feel like I almost like I'vecheated on him. Have I done something
wrong? Do I need to tellhim? Will he end things with me?
Was the question. Thoughts on thatpart. I have an update,

(01:09:00):
because you made him exclusive and hedidn't know, and you're out there hooking
up with other people after between theirfirst date and when I went exclusive,
they decided yes, eventually, shewanted to build slowly. They didn't have
sex until after they went exclusive,but between the first date and that point,

(01:09:20):
but she was still horny. Shesaw the friends with Benefits person a
couple of times. But now she'sfeeling guilty because now she really she's,
you know, really into this dude. Yeah, and wonders if it kind
of feels like she cheated on himbecause she was seeing him even though they
weren't exclusive. This actually happened tome with my first wife, Yeah,

(01:09:42):
because we had started quote dating,and then as thinks, we but we
weren't in a like a committed relationshipyet. And then I forget how it
came up, but like she hadseen like an ex boyfriend that she was
still paling around with, and andshe shouldn't try to like hide it.
She didn't anounce like, hey,guess where I'm going tonight, Guess what

(01:10:02):
I'm doing. Yeah, but Ifound out about it. Later and it
sucked. But at the same timewe hadn't had that conversation, so it's
not like, you know, weend up getting married but divorced and the
later divorced. But I had nothingto do without it because she was flooding
around. Yeah, had nothing todo it early on. It was very
early on. It was in thewithin the first month. Yes, it

(01:10:24):
just whatever. I think it speakspoorly to that guy's D game that he's
not sexually appealing to her enough thatshe wants to go back to her old
boyfriend. No. No, shewanted to build slowly with this new guy.
She didn't even know what his Dgame was. That sounds like an
excuse to me. You've never heardthat, Like women like you know what,
because I hate the way it worksout. They go, yeah,

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but I really like you, soI want to wait, I go so,
if you didn't really like me,we'd be doing it right now.
I've definitely heard that, but butit's also code for you're not hot enough.
I don't think you're a good lay. Yeah, I'm just going to
keep it around just in case,right, Like, you seem comfortable to
me, but you're not sexually appealingso here here's the update, right,
she said there were mixed reactions.I got mixed reactions here, but my
gut told me I should tell theboyfriend and she hass the screenshot the text,

(01:11:11):
the say sorry, I don't wantto be in a relationship with someone
who does that, and then heblocked her. Nice. She told him
through a text, like if you'redeciding to have this conversation, how she
told him. But that's how heresponded, right. He responded with the
shouldn't have done that? Yeah,so didn't want to like have that.
You know, I'm assuming that sheimplied that she wasn't going to hunk up

(01:11:36):
with him and tell like they're likethey were exclusive, so you should be
exclusive to me, you know whatI'm saying. She's asking more of him
than she's giving. Yeah, ina way. Yeah, well, I
mean, look, it sucked hearingit. But then again it was like,
all right, well, we neverreally had that comp We never had
the conversation, not really had wejust never had the conversation just because in

(01:11:59):
the way I'm built, never hada one night stand. I feel too
guilty, and so I never didthat. I never did the juggle.
You know what, I mean,so there was never a need to have
that conversation. So like in mymind it was just I'm seeing this person,
not thinking, oh we're exclusive orwhatever. We just never had the
conversation because in my mind, Iwasn't out, you know, after the

(01:12:20):
first day, didn't have multi havemultiple irons in the fire at the same
time. Makes sense, I thinkthat the conversation should have been that way.
That would have been awesome he inmindsight looking now, like looking back
at it, exactly should have beenso cooler. So many ways I'm saying,
but conversations of hey, just soyou know, like this isn't exclusive,

(01:12:44):
like at the beginning, I thinkit's still an important conversation I have
if you're not going to be yeah, yep, Like even though even though
the conversation hasn't been had of like, hey we're exclusive, if you're not
going to want to have the conversation, we're not going to be no,
no, just at the beginning oflike, I want you to know I'm
also going on dates with other people. This is still the beginning. I
don't want that. I would ammitherthey go all right, cool, well

(01:13:05):
enjoy that's something that it could justbe you know, dates or whatever with
other people. Don't don't you knowwhat, It makes me lose interest immediately
in you Okay, yeah, likeif if somebody told that to me,
I would immediately lose interest. It'swelcoming competition in security. Yeah yeah,

(01:13:26):
things negative, Yeah, like justdon't have the conversation about exclusivity, you
know, and then because then youcan go later well we never had the
conversation about you know, then youhave plossible deny the committed relationship. No,
but at some point you do havelike if you've been on multiple dates
and you've been seeing this person forand then whatever that timeline is for you,
and then you say, hey,just so we're clear, are we

(01:13:48):
going to committed relationship here or youknow, and then at that point ask
the question. Now I go,hey, it's just you know, I'm
going out with a bunch of otherpeople too. Don't say it that way.
I just thought it would just becommon knowledge, like unless you say
your boyfriend girlfriend, well apparent,well you're not an exclusive relationship. But
that's why she felt guilty for goingout with somebody before the conversation had been

(01:14:12):
had. She still felt guilty forgoing on dates with somebody. Dude.
There's this woman, twenty six yearold chick in Australia. Her name,
it gets around. Her name isAnnie Knight and she's had sex with more
than three hundred people in one yearNoise and Busy. She says that despite
people calling her a whore, shesaid sleeping with more than three hundred people

(01:14:36):
in one year was an empowering experience. Also said that she managed to sleep
with five people in just one dayand he said that she sleeps with both
men and women Greg Noise and thatshe meets most of her partners on dating
apps. She's been called Australia's mostsexually active woman and says that nothing is

(01:14:57):
off limits in the bedroom for her. And she had an only fans or
I guess she has one. Sheused to you know, she used to
have She used to have a marketingjob and then she got fired when they
found out about her only fans.Here's a here's a picture he's gonna have
of people when you're doing it oncamera for money? Right? Just look
how I expected her a lot?Yeah, I mean she's she's a good
looking chick on account of she's important. Have you found out that this person

(01:15:21):
you were interested in had just hookedup with three hundred people in one year.
Probably a deal breaker most for me. That might get somebody else really
turned up, maybe yeah, butfor me not so much. So you
say, I don't have to putany effort in, right, No,
she's good. Okay. So youfind out, oh, dude, you

(01:15:42):
find out beforehand. Maybe somebody goes, dude, you know the stick you're
going on. She was hooked upwith three hundred people last year. Then
you meet her and you're thinking,this is a sure thing, and she
goes, but I really like you, and I just want to take things
slow, Like what are you threefive people one day? How about one
guy tonight? Only fans? It'sonly five dollars and twenty five cents A
damn? Is that all? Sheis good at marketing, cool on the

(01:16:06):
crowd, boots by the way.All right, So if you want to
be the volunteer, we're looking forsomeone who can answer some questions on the
phone. You gotta be honest,you gotta you gotta come honest with us,
all right. So we're gonna askyou some simple questions and then we're
gonna try to guess what your uh, what your number is how many people

(01:16:26):
that you've that you've slept with?Eight seven seven forty four? What is
called Guess your body count? Andwe'll give you a prize just for being
a good sport and participating. He'sa fake name. We don't care.
Yeah, we don't care. Agreat time. It is the Woody Show.
I love it. It's great andwelcome back. Guess your body count?

(01:16:51):
How many people have you slept with? We're gonna try to guess,
asking some simple questions. I tadbecause somebody said we had done a version
of this before fat Chick, SkinnyChick. Yeah, and then it's the
same structure of the game. Butdo we have a time limit on like
how long we could ask questions?I felt like we did. I don't

(01:17:13):
remember how long that was. Itwas two or three minutes? What do
you want to say it at three? Three minutes? All right? Three
minutes to ask questions that we gotgot to try to take a Guess what
your body count is? Again?Please be honest. Yeah, don't volunteer
if you're just gonna call in herewith lies. Yeah, we don't want
to deal with that. Eight sevenseven forty four? What that's eight seven
seven forty four, and let's goto the phones and say hello to our

(01:17:35):
our first volunteer. Let's see,all right, I guess we're not giving
a name because there's no names upon my screen here. Are you just
going to be anonymous? Yes?Okay, okay, it's going to be
a good morning anonymous, good morning, good morning? All right? Are
you a work or something? Yes? Okay, I'm nervous, like my

(01:17:57):
heart's beating jas because I'm on thephone outward. Too fect time for this
kind of conversation, stay on,all right, So we're gonna we're gonna
set the timer at at two minutesand I will start at when I'm sorry,
three minutes, and we'll start assoon as the first question is asked?
All right, how old are you? Thirty one? Thirty one?
Are you single currently? No?Are you married? No? Okay?

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How are you committed relationship? Then? Yes? Okay? How long?
Yeah? Well, what's what's beenyour longest relationship? This? Two years?
Two years to your longest and that'sthe relationship you're currently in. No,
year and a half? Okay,all right? How old were you

(01:18:45):
when you moved out of your parentshouse? Twenty eight? So recent did
you go to college? Yes?What's your favorite fast food restaurant? Mm?
Hmmm, k okay. Have youever hooked up with a woman?

(01:19:10):
Yes? All right? How oldwere you when you lost your virginity?
Thirteen? Thirteen? Okay, nowscruise up my math. Now, who
are you sure what to do withthat? Who is the hottest celebrity to
you? Right now? No noseto that territory since the beginning when she

(01:19:45):
said hello, all right, uh, have you ever cheated on anybody?
Yes? Yes? That throws meoff, I said, I don't think
I can ask that. I meanmaybe I could. What's your like?
What do you when you get whenyou get to relax? Any alcohol?

(01:20:06):
Drugs? What do you do?No? I've been cleanings over for almost
nine years now, we almost years? And what made you? Were you
an abuser? Yes? Matt's like, raby? Do you have any Do
you have any tattoos? Yes?What is it and where is it?

(01:20:28):
I have one on my scar onmy left eye. Then I have a
bunch of random wons on my rootcase scar from a car accident. All
right, all right. What kindof work do you do now? Is
it more of a job or acareer? I do HR career HR tell
you this is got for like wegot time for one? Maybe two more?

(01:20:51):
Quick? Have you bought anything fromFashionova Arsian? Uh? Yeah?
Which one? Both? Okay?Nice? What kind of car do you
drive right now? Sport? Howmany? How many sex toys do you
o? As of today? Ihave four? Four today. That's our

(01:21:18):
three minutes. That's our three minutes. All right, So now we have
to all come up with our ourguests as to what her sleep number is.
There's so many like what's your bodycount? I like sleep numbers suit
for that. No you can't.I give you a hand. It's different.

(01:21:40):
No no, no, no,no, no, we don't.
We don't want any hints. Allright. So there's there's so many conflicting
pieces of information. To me,I thought I had a pretty good idea
or handle on it, and thenand then I got I have no handle
on it. Yeah. By theway, when we talked about your number,

(01:22:00):
we talked we're talking about people thatyou've actually had intercourse with. This
doesn't include like wars, just likea mouth party, right No, yeah,
okay, so like yeah, allthe all the wall in yeah,
yeah, because some people can peopleadd that to their number. Well,
then what are we going to dowith this chicks she hooked up with?
Exactly? Oh no, but exactly, thank you. There's making out with
a chicken, then there's going allthe way and those lesbian which is just

(01:22:24):
makes it different. Yes, Iknow, but I think for the same
Yeah, that gets counted. It'snot with guys, correct, right,
Okay, Well, what are theysupposed to do? Donuts? All right?
Who wants to give the their firstguess? I went with fifteen.

(01:22:45):
All right. I can't tell youwhy fifteen, Greg gry like you,
there's so many conflicting things here.I'm gonna say eleven. All right,
Greg says eleven, menace. Myinitial thoughts were eight, but then I
bumped it to twenty three. Okaybecause of the fashion nova. Okay,

(01:23:06):
all right, I'm gonna go ten. And I'm going to also call that
they were extremely front weighted, likea bunch early. Yes, and when
she was abusing, oh yeah,because she's an HR now right, yeah,
you know, like I think shewell she's been sober for nine years
exactly, right, and then nowshe's got an HR job, you know.

(01:23:29):
Well, that's where I put thenumber up higher. During the abusing
days because you're just basing. Yeah, I went even high. I went
super high compared to everyone else.I said sixty five, But sixty I
think it was a lot, andthat she started at thirteen. I don't
know when the drug abusing started.She move out her parents house until twenty
eight. I don't think that matters. You could have said thirty has still

(01:23:50):
been high. Sixty five time.She's gonna blow your mind when she says
higher. I know, right whenshe says ninety. Yeah, that's actually
that's a actually really good question.We should have asked by or gay she
hooked up with chicks? Right,But I'm assuming not exclusively. I'm just
this. I just assumed that theway that the conversation went exactly, I'm

(01:24:13):
assuming as well. All right,well, my guess I was gonna go
with twenty. I made it anice round number. Going back to the
buro king question real quick from Sammy, is that why she used to slept
because she goes to brinking? No, I just was curious, what I
mean, that's not a choice fora woman's right, That's still I think
it does up the number. Ifyou're a burger can go well, we've

(01:24:34):
already have ben our numbers to askyou one more question? Where did you
lose your virginity? Like? Whatwas the place? Was that a burger
king? Ah? Yeah right,but a car? Yeah? Where did
you lose your virginity at his house? At his house? Is okay?
Class? Yeah? Yeah? Nothingnuts? All right, So not a
burger king bathroom? You're anonymous.It's the moment of truth. What is

(01:25:00):
your body count? Twenty five?Twenty five? All right? Man?
Congratulations, yeah, because Medica twentythree initially went now was he? Was
he right about like the front loaded? Uh you know theory like was it
was a lot more earlier and youkind of like when you're partying drugs and

(01:25:23):
alcohol. Yeah, yes, myrole okay and then bye or gay.
I find women attractive by stick tomen. Oh okay, okay, I
love that. That's great. Favoritekind. It's exist exactly, gangs favorite
kind. He well, anonymous takesso much, well done, appreciate you.

(01:25:45):
Hang on one second. We willget all of your information and we're
gonna hook you up with the prizetoo for being such a great sport and
calling in on the Woody Show.Okay, all right, thank you,
all right, but I have agreat day at HR. Yeah. By
the way, Sea Bass got hiscallback from H to watch that. Yeah,
I had. I didn't ask fora meeting with our HR guy.
That's what happens when you make anHR complaint, because like the complaint was,

(01:26:08):
Hey, somebody brought a dog inthe office. It's against the rules.
Can you take care of that?To me, that's all the info
you need. Yeah, yeah,I don't need to have a sit down
with you. He needed And washe even HR for our company? Yes?
Yeah, because he was any detailsabout it? He tell her remoted
in because I guess he's prefermuty.He's not even this ye in the building.
We don't have an in the building. Purse seemed to know how the

(01:26:30):
company even worked. No, helike I said, okay, I gave
him the info of the station,who the bosses are, and I don't
think okay boom easy. But hewas asking like who's your building manager?
Yeah, he seemed to he hasnothing right that info. He's got to
go through the motions. I'm sureit's like, oh God, I can't
believe I got to even look intothis dumb ass complaint. What else does
he do all day? HR?I think she was excited that he had

(01:26:50):
a call. Yeah, hey,and I see you filed a dog complaint
in twenty twenty one as well.Right, he knew that I have your
we'll take the break. We haveanother volunteer if you guys want to do
one more to do? Oh keepthings fair, you know, all right,
so we'll we'll have a dude volunteerfor Guess your body count that'll be

(01:27:10):
coming up next year on the WoodyShow. Hang up the returns for a
second. It is It's a WoodyShow and we are back and we're playing
our game guess their body count?How many people have they slept with?
We just talked to an anonymous girlright before the break. She was twenty

(01:27:33):
five, Yes, minutes won thatround. His guest was twenty three.
Very good, very good, Yeah, very good. And now we have
a male volunteer, and I believethis one is also anonymous. Yo,
dude, are you a good morning? So are we staying anonymous or you

(01:27:54):
just want to give us a fakename or whatever? It doesn't matter.
Anonymous anonymous, All right, he'sgonna be answering some questions. Three minutes
on the clock. All we askis that you give us some honest answers
here and don't give anything away likeyou know, she was trying to give
us clues and stuff on that onthat last one. Yeah, we're not
looking for clues. We're looking towin this one, fair and square.

(01:28:15):
All right, So three minutes areon the clock, and I will start
with a question. How would youdescribe yourself? Would people describe you as
a like a nice guy, likea egomaniac, a psychopath, a bro,
a bro? All of the above? How about this one, we'll

(01:28:39):
just get it out of the way. Gear straight, oh, straight,
straight, straight? All right?Are you currently married now in a relationship?
Yes? How long? Almost fouryears? Almost four years? How
old are you forty two? Fortytwo? Have you ever been married?

(01:29:03):
Now? What do you do fora living? Door? Dash? Door
dash? Do you do you usecondoms every time? No? No?
Nice? Okay? How tall areyou? Five time? How much do

(01:29:24):
you weigh? Two hundred? Areyou on dating apps? No? Well
not now you don't know? Nowyeah, now have you ever used have
you ever used the dating apps?Yes? Did you go to college?
Yes? Were you in a fraternity? No? Okay, okay, did

(01:29:48):
you go to college for door dashing. Shit, what I wonder about that
too? All right? Right?What what do you do in your free
time? Like? What's your kindof go to activity on your free time?
What do you do with your freetime? Uh? I watched sports
mostly? Like Okay, did youplay any sports growing up? Yes?

(01:30:14):
Yes? In your twenties, wereyou in a major city? Yes?
Well no, no, okay.Do you go to the gym? Not
so much lately? Okay? Uh? How many times a week would you
say that you masturbayed? Oh?Lord? What four? Four times a

(01:30:41):
week? How old were you whenyou lost your virginity? Fifteen? Fifteen?
All right, I think I havemy I think I have my guests.
Yeah, yeah, I think I'mgood. I think I'm good.
You think you're good? Yeah?We got we got time for like dashing
in How long have you been doordashing? Like? What other you're forty

(01:31:04):
two? Like? What other jobshave you had? All kinds? Bartending?
Carsales, barb Oh see, Iwas about to ask a question about
the bars when you were going inthe bar scene. How often was it
every Friday Saturday night? Even moreso? Yeah? Well he was a

(01:31:27):
bartender at one point right before that? Yeah? All right, so yeah,
man I had I was. Ithought I was pretty good with my
guests, and then being a bartenderand then the hanging around bar thing is
one thing, but being a lustobject at a bar all right. I'm

(01:31:49):
still going to stick with my originalguest, which was twelve. Okay,
what do you got right? Rav? Seventeen seventeen? Greg Gory? I
mean this in a nice way.I just don't know if he's being honest,
but I'm gonna say thirty one.I mean it did a nice way.
He's a liar, but lie andsay thirty one. All right,

(01:32:13):
menace. I'm more confident in him, and I'm saying forty two, Greg
two Sea Mass. I'm all,I was thinking thirty much like Greg,
and I think it's just this isa longevity thing. He's had a lot
of yeah hours on the clocks.They're going to pile up over that time.
And what what was the number?Thirty thirty? Okay, Sammy and
I wrote down forty three, verysimilar to me. Wow, forty three.

(01:32:36):
Alright, So I think you're aprude. Sammy thinks you're a slug.
So what is your body count?Sixty one? Sixty? Ripping me
off? Yeah, it's a pricerule right there. Yep, it's a
price is right rule. You haveto be prices right rules. We just

(01:32:58):
say closest right closest that going withoutgoing over, doesn't you? Okay,
all right, I hate that sixtyone? Where did you get your where'd
you get your most action? Oh? Man, jeez, I wasn't bartending
everywhere? Mostly yeah, mostly mostlylike the bar scene and bartending. But

(01:33:19):
when I was in the navy,I mean I got around pretty good.
Nice. Thank you for your service. That's a good that's a good question,
too, good one. Were youever in uniform of any kind?
Yeah? Because women love that.Yeah? All right, hey anonymous,
thank you so much, and weappreciate listen to what show we're gonna'll get

(01:33:41):
with the prize just for being agreat sport and being a volunteer here today.
So I hang on the line.We'll get all your information. Okay,
all right, all right, therewe go. There's yeah slam Master
General up with him? You think? Yeah, oh he is a ball
of fire. Well just late night, yeah, Sammy Raby. What if

(01:34:02):
a guy says his number is sixtythree? Is that like a no?
That's not no? When you're fortytwo years old and have been possibly single
most of that time. Not toturn off. I don't thank you.
It's not a big deal. Idon't think probably freak me out. Yeah,
yeah, well I'm saying like,if a chick said that number,
well god, but you're all inyour head about everything. Also true,

(01:34:25):
also true? All right, well, thank you very much to our two
volunteers. Yep. For everybody playingalong and home They're like, oh my
god, it's gonna be somewhere betweenforty five and sixty. Your questions were
way off. But you know,I'm just looking at I'm looking at tell
me the guest, and somebody's atthirty eight. This guy's body count of
ten or less. Oh, soundslike a generic douche. He's not nice.

(01:34:47):
He's been at it for a longtime. Yeah, we're gonna take
a quick break more. When heshowed next hangout. Oh no, I
think I'm about to have my period. It's a Woody Show. Hi,
welcome back everybody. Yeah, itis the Woody Show. It's a Friday
morning. Rave has got nerd outthe lace of the world. Nerds coming
up here in just a second.Today, January fifth is National Keto Day.

(01:35:12):
Now keto is something that I Ithink I wouldn't mind, but like
I don't know, it just seemsyou did it for a while. It's
challenging. It is like you likesugar, you like sweets. I think
that's where you would struggle and youdon't realize how much sugar is in everything.
Well yeah, and it's not that'sall carbs. So like you couldn't

(01:35:32):
grab even you know, co pieceright a week. Yeah, because like
for a while there, I wasdoing the whole thing like there's sugar in
milk, you know what I mean, But it's not added sugar, you
know, it's I was just lookingat the labels for added sugar and trying
to avoid that any kind of naturalsugar, lactose whatever, Like that's fine,

(01:35:53):
but like any diet where you can'thave fruit, right, But I
love the idea of like you know, cheeseburger great, sure, steaks,
well, Menace has the key andthe cure for you. And that is
the new ge. Smokeless indoor smoker, Yes, is taking over the nation.
This is and we've because we've hadwe wanted a smoker for years,

(01:36:14):
but we're like we had to putit out on the patio and then the
managers here we're starting pitching over.But this one is fully self contained,
truly an indoor smoker. We couldput it, you know, it's like
maybe the size of two microwaves.You could put it on the thing back
there. And it has not onlya smoke internal smoke and smoke removal of
course, but it has heating coilsas well. So what you can do?

(01:36:34):
I thought, well, the smoker, Well, if we set a
smoker when we're when we leave theshow every day, it'll be done in
eight hours. But I'm not like, this thing has a heater in deep
inside that will keep it for liketwenty four hours. So we could set
the ribs in or the brisket inas as the show goes, and then
when we come back the next day, it'll be there and perfectly ready to
eat. Where is it? What? It's about a thousand dollars and you

(01:36:58):
can buy it online. And hemade it. But oh it's it's a
blessing. Yeah, we redid thestudio. I think where is the corner?
I think we get the one touch, but you can't go. You
can't go. If it was asmoker, you could, could you just
get a butt, a pork butt, rub it up, throw it in

(01:37:19):
that vague touch, pancake maker maker. I think we would get more enjoyment
out of this. Well, today'sNational Bird Day. And on the food
tip, it's National whipped cream Day. Oh yeah, yes, we do
have an email here. What doyou show? Mail? Call email at

(01:37:40):
the woodieshow dot com. This isactually this is old timy man. It's
not even an email. This islike actual mail that's from John Stamp and
everything. His name is John Bush, John Bush. First of all,
Hey, what is show? Iwish to make a gift of my art
to all of you. Inclosed isa portrait of Share by me, though

(01:38:05):
I only paint what I see withher. It is so lovely in my
art, I pursue beauty, charm, grace and style with her. I
found this a millionfold She my teenagehots, still has to spark after all
these years. Share, I wouldsay, she's aged quite nicely. Still
seems so young while having the wisdomthat only comes from experience. She seems

(01:38:29):
so young. Share Share well,first seventies. She's doing well right,
Okay. As much as I wouldlike to stay humble, I feel pretty
good about this art piece. Sharereally is a quite perfect model, one
of a kind in so many ways. He keep going, I hope you
will enjoy my work as well asmuch as I enjoy listening to all of
you. I had fun making thisin this magical space of creating art.

(01:38:51):
I will always uh, is thisfrom prison? So I will always remember
that you are the midwife who bringsher to me. Okay, all the
best, John. So he typedall that up, and then at the
end he wrote in the handwrite yourock personal touch. Are you right?
Yes, they get you. We'llpost this so you can see it.

(01:39:13):
Okay, that is share. Okay, Yeah, I think it's pretty good.
If he did say share on thebottom, what would I think that
is? I would think like aDina Manzel, Yes, spot, Yeah,
you want to take a picture overthere, I'll send it over.
I mean it's pretty good. Yeah, it does need Yeah, there's a

(01:39:34):
big gap over here. Now ohno, and went right through the gap,
which is good. The gap.We do have a gap in the
new console the day, which isgood because it collects crumbs. Otherwise is
taking a picture whole. He'll postit for us. That is one of
the most random things we've ever gotchecked our Instagram story at the Way Show
on Instagram anyway, So I justI just thought that was wanted to share

(01:39:57):
that that's from John. What isthat? Looks like maybe colored pencil.
You can tell a lot of workwent into it. And I'll know.
He sent us a self address DMPdenvelope. I'm not sure exactly what he
wants with. Maybe Sammy check youwant to send them some send them some
stickers, maybe wag yeah, maybehey, you know what, Greg,
maybe you could draw a picture ofshare that's a good and you could send

(01:40:19):
it back to that. Here's anotherwrinkle on this sheaff portrait. He tells,
you know, you put his nameat the bottom and he signed it
twenty twenty two, so he's beensitting on this for a lot lot he
found it. Hi. Look,it's the thought that counts. Thank you,
John, Thank you John. Allright, time for nerd. Now,
didn't call us names, call usnerds. This is nerd with gravy.

(01:40:43):
Alright, what is happening in theworld of nerds? Well? Actor
Steven Yen best known for The WalkingDead. He also voices Mark aka Invincible,
and he's nominated for a Golden Globeon Sunday as the lead in the
Netflix series Beef. He was announcedlast year that he was going to be
part of the cast of Marvel's Thunderbolts. Well, now that is not going
to happen. He apologized that itcouldn't be helped, but because of the

(01:41:06):
writers and actor strikes, he nowhas scheduling conflicts. But he definitely wants
to be part of a Marvel movie. We didn't even really hear what character
he was going to play. Thunderboltsis going to feature marvel mainstay's Florence Pugh,
Sebastian Stan, David Harbor, WyattRussell, and Julia Louis Dreyfus.
It was scheduled for July this year, but it has been pushed back to

(01:41:28):
July twenty twenty five because they haven'teven shot a frame of it. So
in its place this year, theonly Marvel movie that is coming out,
and that would be Deadpool three.Now, when we were talking with Joe
Coy about the Golden Globes, Imentioned that I finally watched Barbie over the
break. I did not hate it, but I thought its weak point is
the script, which I think isreally repetitive. And pretty heavy handed.

(01:41:50):
Well, voting for the Academy Awardsis about to start and the writer's branch
of the AMPAS has decided Barbie shouldbe an adapted screenplay, not an original
screenplay. Are they adapting it fromthe toy box? They really even say
why? But yeah, adapted screenplaybecause Warner's characters are adapted, right,

(01:42:14):
I mean or just straight taken?I don't know how. I mean a
Robin Hood or yeah, James Bond, very very right. Warner has been
campaigning for original screenplay because that's whatit was designated by the writer skild of
America. But what do they knowwhere? They have nominated Barbie as an

(01:42:34):
original work at the upcoming w GAAwards. Barbie nominated for several Golden Globes,
including that screenplay, also Best Pictureof Musical Comedy and Margot Romie for
Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy. That is Sunday Night on CBS.
I'm Rabian. For more nerd stuff, check out the nerd No podcast at
the Woody Show dot com. Thankyou very much, Rabels, you got

(01:42:57):
a dog. It is a timefor your birthdays, your porno birthday show.
Say we're gonna Shiver. We're gonnaSita. It's Shiver Day. And
you know we don't do on thecelebrity birthdays. Today much better than the
other day. Bradley Cooper is fortyeight years old today, nominated for a
Golden Globe Coop Dog. Yep.You've got Kristin Cavalari Je Faith from Laguna

(01:43:21):
Beach in the Hills, who's thirtysix. Dead Mouse is forty two.
January Jones who you knew her asBetty Draper on mad Men. Yep,
and she was one of the XMen movies. Also Last Man on Earth?
Who was in this room like thatshow a lot she was? She
was Melissa. Oh yeah, she'sforty five years old today. Marilyn Manson
is fifty four. Kate Sellenbach,who was the drummer for Luscius Jackson.

(01:43:45):
But I was watching that uh youknow that they had that song Naked Eyes.
But I was watching that Beastie Boysdocumentary. She was one of the
original members of the Beastie Boys.She was the original drummer for the Beastie
Boys. So weird and Greg she'sa lesbian. Yes, she's fifty seven
years old today. I hope shegets Diane Keaton is seventy seven, Charlie

(01:44:09):
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And that is your porno birthday,your celebrities, and that is a Friday

(01:44:53):
morning look at what Raby's nerd outabout today in the world of nerds.
We're gonna take a quick break.That's more Woodies show coming up for you
next, taking more next, Maybethey'll hurt each other in the hallway running
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(01:45:26):
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