The Woody Show July 10th 2024 Podcast

Redneck News, Menace's No Hands Challenge, Narc Week & More! 

Episode Transcript

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What is the dune to the graphicnature of this program? Listener discretion?
Is it lies? The Woody Shows. The Woody Show Insensitivity Training Class is

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now in session. Hey, goodmorning everybody. Good morning. What it
is Wednesday. It's July tenth,twenty twenty four. Hello and welcome.
We are the Woody Show. Hiwould be Woody. That would be Greg
Gory. Good morning, Menace,Good morning to you. Good morning Woody.

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We've got Sea Bass, mister cartArk himself, Agent Sebastian. Nark
Week continues day number three. Yeah, awesome of Nark Week. You're on
The Woody Show, Shark Week onDiscovery Nark Week. Here, there's Sammy,
Morning Sammy, We've got bored,we got Caroline Morgan is here,
our associate producer, our video producer. His name is Vaughn. He's on
the job today. You are avip our guest of honor today. Always

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welcome to call in anytime you're likeeight seven seven forty four Wooding. That's
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to two to ninety seven find uson social media at the Woody Show.
Here on this Wednesday morning, We'vegot a brand new Redneck News for you
and Menaces no Hands Challenge. Yes, now this one was my idea.

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Yeah, and it's inspired by somethingthat I had to do as a class
project in the first grade. Reallymiss Huber's class. I'll never forget it
and we'll we'll explain a little bitlater. It has a lot of mess
involve This is where Menace is tryingto eat something that Greg is making or

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serving with his feet. Yeah,only using his bare feet. And we
found out that Greg is very skilled. Yeah, Greg porn wine. Last
time I go to you know,screw the core. It's all about the
toe. So we've got the MenaceNohan's Challenge. Also some of the trending
news headlines. It is narc Week, so we have another round of cart

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n Arcs with Agent Sebastian that's comingup today here on the Woody Show.
We got the phones open. LikeI mentioned, text on over if you
want to be a part of anyof it today, got some Woody Show,
did you know? Okay? Andspeaking of Greg and wine and drinking,
dude, this has been getting alot of attention over the last couple
of days. There's this whole articleabout how drinking one alcoholic beverage a day
shortens your lifespan by an average oftwo and a half months. Two and

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a half months dead in the ninethat's not each drinks. In other words,
if you average one drink per dayoverall, it's not each so it's
not like two and a half monthsby this drink and a half months.
So all together, if you're averagingone drink per day, your life will
be shorter by two and a halfmonths. It would be negative five days.

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Like if you drink five days aweek, at least one drink five
days a week, that cuts yourlife by two years or more. Oh
my god. The whole moderation idea, because you always hear about, you
know, moderation, ever, wasthat was based on research that was funded
by alcohol companies. In fact,a recent report found that thirteen thousand,
five hundred different studies have been directlyor indirectly funded by the alcohol industry.

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Well, why wouldn't they put apositive spin on it? Alcohol has been
shown to damage Jordan organs, includingthe brain and nervous system, the heart,
liver, pancers. We know allthat, yeah, we do,
But we also hear that it's goodfor you in some studies, Yeah,
funded by alcohol. They say redwine is good for your heart. Yeah,
funded by wine companies. I'll takeit. That's that's what this article

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is. Oh okay, I wastrying to say alcohol itself a tals in
which we know, yeah, youknow, inflammation of course his because as
it's metabolized, it can you know, damage cells and stuff like that.
Have we done anything on wild turkeylike the benefits of no enjoying? My
stepmother made some root beer moonshine reallyyeah, apparently was a big hit at

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the family reunion that we just hada couple of weekends ago. Yeah.
And any medical benefits off of it, Oh yeah, yeah, it makes
your penis bigger. Oh wow.Yeah. But alcohol can increase blood pressure,
contributed to development of heart disease.Blah blah blah blah blah. It
makes people look better, right whathe showed? Did you know remember when
everyone was social distancing it was fun. The old people weren't. Because a

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new study found STDs among seniors jumpedtwenty four percent during the pandemic. The
biggest age group, sixty five plus, getting on just forty grandma's and old
balls and thin Skinnyolo, so hotYolo. I wonder the last time our
parents had sex, You know,it'd be an interesting thing, Like you

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don't want to know about your owngrandparents? What hell know, what's the
dirtiest thing your grandma or grandpa everdid? Nah? I never think about
that literally about you. But likelike if I was thinking, like,
hmm, what do you think thefilthiest thing MENACE's grandma's ever done? Like
it's really fun for the rest ofus. That's so much for Menace,
Like the same thing like that forme to think about that, what's the

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filthiest thing my grandma, your grandmaor Greg's grandma? Like why some old
Polish lady? You know, Ithink it's a generational thing, like I
don't see old timey grandma's, youknow, like people our ages, grandma's
giving mouth parties. For example.I think sex was not recreational. Sounds

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like the Roman time they have,you know, they were they wanted to
make babies, babies and then justgo back to work. No, I
don't think they were wreck reecity.The thing is, there wasn't the internet,
so we we don't know about it. We don't get down of course.
I mean maybe it's just denial.Yeah on my part, Like,

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Greg, do you think anybody everwent down on your grandma? See,
I truly and I truly believe No, No, I truly believe that.
I think my grandfather was a selfishman, so like in a lot of
ways, I would say that hedid not he did not. Yeah,
what about the other way around?Uh yeah really, yeah for sure?

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Oh yeah, yeah, I don'tsee it. Most of our grandparents were
like in the military, dude,and he used to got you know,
serve your country by doing that kindof stuff. That's how you serve your
country by given mouth party. Ohyeah, you got to show your appreciation
for the military. You're not Rosythe riveter or yeah, rosy the mouth
party lady. Yeah, oh,thank you for your service right by servicing

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so many girls though back then,I think weren't having sex until they were
married. So I don't think theyall really knew what they were I don't
think it was what why would humaninstinct or behavior like, why would it
be any different? Because they wereso young when they were getting married.
They were really you know, eighteenkind of thing, and they and they
were trained in a way, sothey were having sex about the same time.

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People are now likew were you menacedeighteen when you lost Genata? Okay,
so eighteen he wasn't married, right, so maybe it wasn't pre marital
sex. They're still having sex vibe, but there was more because they're getting
married at that time. But like, religion and shame was much bigger,
kept it more quiet, and likeI said, there was no social media,
so they were able to slut aroundand like nobody would know about it

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unless they got caught in the barnor something, and then I mean,
it would have to wear an a. Right. Again, maybe it's totally
but I agree with Sammy because youknow, you got married young. There
was a lot of shame. Youcouldn't wear even a bikini, you couldn't
even wear exposed ankle. Yeah,but so the times were so different.
But again I think, okay,think about Lorraine and back to the future,

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right, Marty, he was shocked, right, like she wanted to
make out, she wanted to drinkeverything else and that was certainly not acceptable
behavior at that time, true,and he was so like that was still
going. That's still human nature,still human instinct. What about those all
timy photos of topless women that yousee like in bathrooms, and yeah,
I just think they just kept it. They were able to keep it more

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quiet because they had to, becauseyes, there maybe was some shame.
It doesn't mean they weren't doing itbecause they still had that, They still
had that urge. They were stilllike sure hormonal and you know they had
all those you know. Yeah,I would say that's going on in puberty
and they're even doing it more tobe honest, really, Yeah, for
sure depression like movies, cell phonesand stuff like what else you doing?

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People say you can live in themiddle of nowhere, Well, we wouldn't
have anything else besides drink, smokeand and have sex. Yeah, but
it was probably like ten women whowere loose and right. It was all
perciety house in Jed. There weren'tmany people to begin with. Well,
that's a good point. I feellike Sammy's maybe basing her Greg. I

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think it's just out of like hedoesn't even want like selective denial, like
your parents are hooking up. Youknow they've done it twice, right,
once for him, once for hisbrother, Like you think people are in
the Titanic were in their cabins.Yes, of course, it was the
same thing, like, you know, we're on this really cool cruise ship.

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He was like a pimp because hegot tickets on this. Really,
everybody wanted to be on that cruise. That was the place to be.
That was the hot spot, dude. It was the ultimate pop up.
You saw the movie. They're doinglike nude sketches. Yes, exactly,
she had her cans out, he'ssketching her crew. Yeah, but they
were young. I'm talking about theolder people. You think that guy like

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walking around with that big ass diamondis not getting laid. Yeah, dude,
I think there's a lot of fullbush back then because they didn't have
the technology like we have now,like body shaved like that. It's like
maybe like a scissor cut or somethinglike that. But like you know,
and it took him like thirty hoursto get undressed. Yeah, No,
chick had like hardwood floors right now. That time very progressive. It took

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so long to get dressed and undressed. Oh yeah, like you would get
out of the mood by the timeyou got your course at all, right,
you know. Yeah. So anyway, well, what were we talking
about TDS among How do we goto this road? About someone going down
on Greg's grandma, which never happened. Oh god, Grandpa was picking hair

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out of his teeth. Oh god, we just talked about big bush chowder
like coughing a hair ball. Ohgod, where do we go from here?
All right? Phones are open eightseven. Hit us up with the
text over to two two nine eightyseven. More wood He Shows, No

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hang on? Do you ask foran answer? I gave you a question,
No show. What's up everybody?I hope you're enjoying the Woody Show
podcast. Just heads up myself.Menace and Bort are gonna be in North
Hollywood this Tuesday, July sixteenth,from eleven am to one pm at the
brand new Raising Canes. On lankershim. We're gonna have a bunch of giveaways

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like them park tickets, concert tickets, Woody Show, merch and more so
once again, hang out with usthis Tuesday, July sixteenth, from eleven
am to one pm in North Hollywoodat the brand new Raising Canes. But
in the meantime, keep on enjoyingthe Woody Show podcast. She is seated
next to the Glory Hall. She'stongue flicking. What's on this wood Show?

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Well? Just like to add we'reinto another new hour of insensitivity training
for a politically career world on aWednesday morning, mid week. It's July
the tenth, twenty twenty four.I'm body. That's great, gory.
What's up Boddy? Good morning toyou, Greg, Good morning, there's
a menace. Good morning, Menus. What is up Woddy? See Mass,
good morning to you. Yeah,there's sammy morning. Phones are open

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eight seven seven forty four. That'seight seven seven forty four. What you
can hit us up with the textover to two two nine eight seven menace
is no hands challenge yay, comingup this hour. I see all the
supplies there on the table. Tarhere, big bag from Target. We
have so many tarps, by theway, I forgot that right. I

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buy multiple at a time. Yeah, And I went to go get more
yesterday, and then I show uptoday and go, oh, already had
some, had some tar But somethingtells me we'll need more tarps. Oh
for sure, point with this showfor a tar Yeah, we're always in
the tarp market. Yeah, there'sany tarp sponsors out there. Yeah.
Well, just coming back from thatbreak, that whole glory, whole thing,
that was a yeah, that wasa messy one. Yeah. Well,

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oh yeah, the holiday one wasSammy, that was a messy one.
Yea. Everywhere still finding little dropsof sticky egg nogs. Oh yeah,
it's everywhere. And that's even afterthey you know, redid a lot
of the studio. They touched thecarpet, I'll tell you that. No,
the carpet is the same. Yeah, and they never touched the carpet.
We've said before, like just theamount of crumbs that are on the
carpet could feed a third world country. Well, and it is feeding that

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roach. Speaking of the glory wholechallenge that still lives in the studio.
Somewhere, one of the live roachesgot loose. We haven't found its buddy,
never still feeding. Yeah, SoMenace is no hands challenge. It's
Greg and his talented feet. It'smore of a challenge for me today creating
something and then feeding it to Menace, you know, with his feet.

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Yeah. And this is something thatwas actually a well not with the feed
aspect, but this whole challenge daywas inspired by a project that I had
in the first grade that for whateverreason, always stuck with me. Like
when I'm typing out instructions to peopleabout like, hey, can you please
I'm always very thorough in my instructionsbecause of this assignment that we had,

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oh like assemble of it with whatback right exactly back in the first grade.
Something tells me kids don't have todo that anymore. I know you
just put it in the AI.I did that in fourth grade. Oh,
I guess that was way behind.Yeah, well I got the no
Hand's challenge coming up. I could, dude, this is different. We
have a ton there has been.It's I want to just redneck palooza,

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redneck news. We got a tonof it. So what do you show
if your dental plan is a pieceof strength tattoo, the exhaust pap of
an ATV are great to inform youthat that is, in fact rednick news.
And we're not talking just one rednecknews story. There have been so
many. I just put them togetheras a full report. Yeah, and

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we're gonna start in Ohio where yougot this fella? I ready for his
name. His name is Matthew Pancakes, his real name. He went on
a bit of a crime ted.This is all in one day, by
the way. This crime spree startedby him breaking into a famous footwear store,
and then a restaurant called Roosters,where he was seen on camera wearing
leopard print pajamas. I went tothe Oysters. Then he kept the animal

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theme going. He broke into apet store and while he was there,
he set a bunch of the animalsfree. The cops finally tracked him down
in the parking lot of another class. He placed your favorite brig of Big
Lots O Lucky and when they arrestedhim, he had four hamsters stuffed in
his pants. Oh it's now.According to the police report, they also

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recovered two dogs, multiple birds,yet another hamster, and at least two
bunnies. They're still looking for morebunnies, some more birds, and a
ferret. He was charged with breakingand entering and vandalism. And then he
also got this guy in Michigan whowas running from the cops, and while
trying to get away, he threwbags of cocaine onto the roof of a
red lobster and then some more onthe roof of the Texas roadhouse already there.

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They eventually caught up to him andtook him jail. Next up in
this Redneck report, a thirty sevenyear old woman in Jonesborough, Arkansas,
who got herself arrested while she wasvisiting her son in Juvie. Oh,
she broke a cancer fundraising candy machine, stole several handfuls of the candy.

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She was seen on videos shoving themachine up against the wall and then backhanding
the glass to break it open.Oh my god, what that candy right
now while she's visiting her son inJuvie. In other redneck news, did
you hear about the church in Tennesseewho held a raffle over the fourth July
weekend? No? I did not. They gave away an AR fifteen.
All right, church, I'm tellingyou we got to do that. It's

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instant press. I know Steve Besthas been trying to do that forever,
then trying to give away AR fifteenson the show. Yeah, I'm sure
you heard about this. Grocery storesin Oklahoma and Alabama now have AMMO vending
machines, and yes it's legal,according to the Tuscaloosa Police Chief. The
buyer inserts their photo ID, themachine conducts a three hundred and sixty degree
scale and to match it to theID card. They also claim that it

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uses artificial intelligence. Technology to verifya buyer's identification and age through that card
scanning. But so far the machines, they're a big hit. The stores
say they're up for anything they cando to make a customer shopping trip easier.
Now they plan on rolling out somemore machines and not so just in
future Texas. Next stuff on that. Next, the story about this thirty
four year old dude in Florida whofell asleep in the driver's seat of his

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super sweet white Nissan Ultima as hewas waiting in knee Taco bell drive through
the cops they woke him up.They found out that he had a Florida
ID card that belonged to somebody else, along with an open bottle of Crown
Royal, some fentanyl, and someweed. Oh okay, And finally what
in Redneckapalooza. There's a video makingthe rounds on social This guy, he's

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leaning over the edge of a boat, just kind of taps the water with
his hand and ups swims this smallgator. All right, So this guy
in the boat grabs the gator's boxthem jaw and uses one of the gator's
teeth to puncture beer can and thenpasses it to his buddy on board the
boat, who ammediately shot guns thebeer. Hell yeah, hell yeah,

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here's some audio that's badass. Let'sgo, Yah, let's go. So
you tell me that's not cool,I'm joys, said, Jody said,
it can't be cool, but youknow it is. It is certain some
redneck nudes. Hell you or theysaid, let's go woo noise. It's

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cool in the sense I would neverlike. I would like. I'm kind
of jealous that he had the nerveto do it. I don't want to
touch an alligator. Would you accepta beer that was punctured? Yeah?
All right, we're gonna take abreak and then we'll come back the minutes
no hands challenges. Next, wegot to set out some tarbs, and
then we come back from the breakoff explaining exactly how it's all gonna work

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and what exactly Greg will be uhproducing with his feet. He's going to
be assembling something with his feet andthen feeding it to Menace. Gess evacuated
the woody show. Well, wehave the tarps, sound, we have

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all the stuff. Menace already hasthe blindfold on unnecessarily suns out. Yeah,
Menace sent a sentence this morning thatI never thought I would hear in
my life. Well, our cuprunneth over with tarps, Yes, because
we have so many somebody's called theMenace no Hands challenge. Menis came up
with this idea I figured about thefirst thing we did was a spaghetti I

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don't know. The idea was tosee what Greg could do with his feet,
like could he use just like let'ssay Greg lost his hands his arms,
would he still be able to,like, uh, you know,
do anything. And so we figured, like, you know, menace is
always hungry, Let's try to feedmenace using Greg's feet. And so this
time they said this was inspired thisidea of what we're doing specifically today.

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In first grade, Miss Huber,she had an assignment for us. We
all had to write out instructions onhow to make a peanut butter and jelly
sandwich. And then what she didis she collected everybody and she brought it
a ton of bread, a tonof peanut butter and jelly, and then
she followed the instructions line by line. And you would be like shocked at
what some of the creations looked like, because you take the he had to

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be specific about being clear, clearunderstood when communicating other people. Yeah,
right, exactly what weird we shouldtry that around here? I tell you.
I posted Craigslist day. I waslooking for like prison stories, the
amount of people who couldn't follow twosentences of direction. Yeah, and that's
why they're in jail. Yeah.So it's like, well, spread the

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peanut butter on the bread, didn'tsay use a knife, and so yes,
and though she would take the jarof peanut butter and spread it on
the bread, they didn't even getthe peanut butter out of the jar.
Now, she was being obviously superliteral, but to make the point,
but stuck with me. It's oneof those things that just stuck with me.
So yeah, I remember mine was, you know, take the knife

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to spread the peanut butter. Didn'tsay to open the jars. So the
teacher was just ramming the top ofthe jar get into a peanut. Yeah
all right. So for this one, Greg's going to be assembling a peanut
butter and jelly sandwhich just using hisfeet, and once he has it together,

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he is going to, uh,he's gonna feed it to to menace.
Awesome. I forgot the brands ofstuff that we have, Greg,
we have some delicious Dave's killer bread, which is Mena is the one who
bought all this stuff, that whitebread, hopefully it is. Yeah,
duh, yeah, okay, goodMenace doesn't eat wheet bread. But I
forgot what I forgot the peanut butterthat I bought that would be skippy skippy

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natural. And then the jelly isa Welch's grape jelly. Can we have
no knives, no tools because it'sjust toes. Oh yeah, so you're
not even using toes to like handleus. No, no, no,
he's gotta spread it with his feet. Oh, this is gonna be the
toughest challenge. I sure did not. I mean I showered this morning.

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I made a point to wash them. Okay, good now, Greg,
are you gonna stick your foot intothe jars? Or are we making like
little piles of peanut butter and jellythat you can work from? You know
what are you? I'm gonna do? What's your strategy? I'm gonna I'm
gonna grip the bread with my toesto place it, I guess, directly
on the tarp. I don't knowwhat else to do. Okay, then
I'm gonna start with the peanut butter, which luckily has a wide opening in

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the jar, and I'll just tryto smear that was the safety seal taken
off the peanut butter, I hopeto God. Yes, okay, and
then I'll try the same with thejelly, but it's got a way smaller
opening. Okay, so this isgonna be quite difficult. I'm starving,
Greg, you better come through.And then once I get it on the
bread, I don't know how I'mgonna lift it to your mouth. Why

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because I got to use my feethat parties. The last time we did
this, Greg was able to pourwine into a wine glass like a stemmed
glass, That's true, and thenlift the stemmed glass too menaces face and
have him drink the wine and somehowcut a piece of bree and put it
on a cracker. Right, itwas lovely. Let's make some peanut butter
and jelly hair the menace no handschart position Okay, I'm then I'm ben

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down. Okay, I got thebread down again. I'm wearing a blindfold
so I can't see anything. Okay. I got the two slices of bread
perfectly next to each other, allright, The difficult part is going to
be it's oily and warm on yourtoe. That's going to be actually kind
of difficult to get off of yourfoot. O. My, it's pre

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gagging. I'm visualizing it's so goofy. And yeah, it's like a pedicure.
This is not like that natural peanutbutter. It's really okay, good,
I got a good amount. Ihave it on the bread. I'm
gonna try to get it towards theedge, okay, and tap it.
I'm gonna tap it down. Itprobably should I put a good amount of

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peanut butter on for sure. Yeah, okay, let's get more in there,
a generous serving. Yeah, okay, I am hungry. Man is
it looks like, don't mind me. I I'm right over your head.
Have you ever swam in a lakeand then you look down and you're you're
walking in that muck? Kind ofjust He's got about half the slice of
bread covered right now. It's okay, it's kind of thin layer. It's

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kind of a good looks especially oilyfor some reason. Really, it's not
new. He bought the natural.Okay, he did get the natural.
He did get natural. But itlooks lovely skippy natural. But you don't
know, you never bought peanut butterin your life. It's real big on
the front of it too, itsays natural. Okay, I think that's
a pretty decent amount. And it'sthe honeynut one. Yeah, yeah,

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got honey in there all right,So now I think that's ample for your
to look actually pretty delicious, don'tthey? Yeah, actually tempted right now.
I was going to the jelly.Oh, it's like homemade goober grape
with your feet. Oh, he'sokay. So he used the top of
his big toenail to scoop some outlike a little shovel. Yeah, like

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a little like this is so hardspoon scoop. My god, I'm got
a little bit on the other theother piece of bread. He didn't put
it on top of Okay. Yeah. When you make a peanut butter and
jelly sandwich, how do you guysdo it? Do you like put the
jelly on one side and the peanutbutter on the other, and then put
it together. Put the jelly ontop of the peanut butter. Yeah,
because that helps you clean your knifeas well. Thank you, thank you.

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I've said that to a number ofpeople like, what kind of animal
makes their sandwich? You know?I bet your I bet your wife does
that way? What puts the jellyon top of the peanut butter? You
know? Actually she doesn't? Oh, okay, good? Getting the jelly
out is so incredibly difficult. Thisjar opening is tiny. It's regular size,
but for feet. It's for feet, for big feet that I might

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have washed this morning. Man,you're asking online, Greg, what sides
are your feet? Eleven? Eleven? Is that wide or regular? Regular?
Eleven? Regular? Right? Justpicture that perverse? Now, Greg,
do you want me to get someof the jelly out of the jar
for you? Could you would help? Yeah? I don't know. Should
I try to dump it over?Yeah? Because because the shovel method only

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a little bit. Okay, sowhat he's doing directly onto tarp, getting
use of our tarp, all right, man, is a fresh tar.
So now what I'm going to dois hold the bread with my left foot
and shovel it. Okay, that'svery nice move there, That's a good
technique, and just kind of yeah, lift it up over the I put

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a pile of the jelly on directlyonto the tar. Life change, Are
you still working on a sandwich isbeing lifted to my mouth to a stum
bowl. Okay, I think thesipper bet is to do the peanut butter
bread to flip it over. Okay, now, Greg, aesthetically you're going
to put the bread go the samedirection. You don't care, No,
I of course I care. I'mgonna about the present. Here goes the

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flip. There we go. Okay, Okay, Wow, that's a legit
sandwich. Yeah you didn't know thatwas made by feet in this way to
the server, nos, which iswhich he has a little doll up of
peanut butter right on the top ofthat nice. Okay, now comes the
difficult part. I'm attempting. Thisis I would think this would be the
easier part. I'm attempting to getthis. This is difficult because of what

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involves your legs. Okay, Igot it kind of balanced on my toe.
Okay, here it comes about us. Here comes the flame. It
is your face. All right?Are you getting both peanut butter and nice?

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He did it? You want anotherone? Look out for my toe.
It's right underneath. Oh yeah,there you go. Oh. Now,
the same which kind of fell apartnow onto the ground because it was
well constructed. It didn't fall apart. Here, I'll give you one more
bite. Alright, now, canyou grab it with both feet? Break
I can try? Is that possible? All right? There we go?

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Right? That was just a totalpeanut butter was That was just a big
toe peanut butter. If we haven'tdone that to every single time, I
know, but you don't know exactlywhen it's coming. Do you want more
sandwich? Yeah? Give him thansandwich. Try with both feet, try

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with both feet to raise the sandwich. Skew it forward a little bit.
His legs are not that long.Yeah, and it is actually sandwich this
time. Okay, oh man,it is falling apart. Okay, all
right, just jam it in there. Jam it in there. There you
go, push it, push it. Yeah. Nice, that was actual

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sandwich. That was your phone becauseI rammed it in. Yeah. How
many times have my feet been inyour mouth? Like more than a lot?
Yeah? Yeah, your toes areall dirty with peanut butter. We
need to get those clean. Howare we gonna do that? Yeah?

(29:18):
I need a tongue bath. Minute. Pretend we're ancient romans, okay,
and we're gladiators. We're back froma hard day's work and covered peanut butter
and jelly because that's what tempted thelions? Medisa, are you uh you
can you clean you up? Actually? Morgan, are you interested in cleaning?
Uh? Sorry, say that again? Are you interested in cleaning the

(29:40):
peanut butter off of Greg's toes withyour mouth? For how much money?
Dollars? For ten? But hedid wash his feet this morning? But
yeah, so just his big toebecause that's where the most peanut butter is,
right, yeah, you hold itup. Hold on, we've got
peanut butter and jelly on oh,actually on all toes? All right?
But how much to clean up hisbig toe? Ah? Name your price?

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How much do you think? Onehundred and fifty dollars? Hundred and
fifty bucks? Done? Yeah?Really well? Yeah, come on in
here I go. Okay, Sam, one hundred and fifty bucks? And
how much to then to baby burdinto MENACE's mouth? All right? No,
no, no, no, you'vegot to be able to see you
how you're doing. I don't wantyou to be. Yeah, I'm so

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technically not sexual because Greg's gag rightexactly? Yeah, yeah, all right,
you ready, let me see Igive consent that that's kind of nice.
It's like the little fish of theWow, it is so hot.

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It's like you're a Mexico grand Ohwow, Morgan, don't gag. That
makes me feel bad. Yeah yeah, Greg, tell me see how Oh
do you want some jelly? Justputting jelly on it? Okay, this
is how clean they are so far. It looks like I stepped in you.
You're kind of missing the top ofthe toe. Yeah, I'm getting
still very dirty. Yeah, getin there all right. We can't make

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money on only fans. I don'tknow how much. I know. We're
leaving so much money on the table. Yeah, what's wrong, Morgan?
What's wrong? Explain what's going?Only thinking about his foots in my mouth
and I'm licking at it's more sexuallies, I haven't you've never done.
I've had my feet licked. You'venever put like someone's foot in your mouth.

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How's your first time? Done?Clean? Well? Clean? You
know? And she's done? Andyeah maybe well maybe let me Greg hold
it up. I can't see again. It's I'm questioning Morgan's game. Yeah,
you're about done. I would say, like probably one more go at
it like I just got it onthe top part. Do you want to

(31:56):
spread my toes. It's the topknuckle of the big toe. Just put
more jelly. I mean, whatis glistening? Oh man, you're adding
jelly? Girl. Oh oh,I think it's kind of enjoyable. Yeah,
actually it's very how this starts,Greg, You've always wondered, like

(32:19):
how this whole thing starts. Thisis how it starts. Why am I
lying it's it is enjoyable? Whydid I say kind of? It's quite
great? All right? There yougo? Wow, yeah she did it.
Yeah, what got a little protein, some jelly. I have to

(32:42):
go to the bathroom barefoot. Youshould feel bad for me. You can
wrap your feet and yeah, wrapyour feet and paper towels. There we
go. Get those little booties likethe HVAC people wear when they come to
your house clean room. Yeah right, all right, well there you go.
That's the menace. No hands allyou guys. It actually work?
Yeah yeah, yeah, box areworgan on that one? Are a like

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check make sure it isn't a bonus. He's raging right now? All right?
More what he shows next? Rightback? But this woman in South
Africa, she is sharing her summergrooming routine summer which involves dedicating hours a
day to washing, moisturizing, anddetangling her beard. Oh. She trims

(33:32):
and hydrates her thick, lustrous facemane to keep it manageable, especially in
the South African heat. And itain't just about styling her beard, she
says, this is all about selfacceptance. Okay, here, you want
to see a picture. I'm dyingtoo. Oh my god, I'm not

(33:52):
wow right weird? God, ifI'm a chick, I'm so bummed out.
Okay there, Yeah, it's butshe's embracing it obviously. It's called
her suitismism well groomed, which meansexcessive hair growth on unexpected areas of the

(34:13):
body like face, chest and back. Real hotty though, you know,
I mean not unattractive find up ifshe goes to a barber shop. That's
how it's like cut. It's notlike long, like I don't know,
a zz top or some no,no, not like that, because again,
she spends all this time grooming maintainingit. Ye. Can you see

(34:35):
the picture again? Sure? Becauseit's very well captain. Yeah, I
mean she's lucky that it that itkind of scoops under her chin, like
if you're going to have a beershe might as well look like that.
She probably shaved this part, likewhere the goatee would be, so she
just has more like a chin strapand right, because she takes care of
that part. But why would sheleave the other part. But I guess

(34:57):
it's all about self acceptance. Beingon the ground. There's plenty of guys
who have facial hair and they shaveit. Yeah, it doesn't mean that
she has to let it grow justbecause she has it exactly. Well,
this is different. Some chicks have, like you know, they deal with
the mustache or a little bit ofwhatever. This is very different. She
grows a beard like a dude.Well, she obviously wants it, because

(35:17):
there's so many different ways to getrid of it. I want to know
how she differentiates her summer grooming routinewith her winter grooming. Oh maybe she
wants the beard because it's warmer,so she lets it just go all bushy
in the winter's like yeah, fullbeard. Yeah, winter is very long,
so she would obviously do something aboutthis if she could, you know
what I mean, Like if shecould go back, Like, hey,
look, if I could be bornagain, please don't give me this.

(35:39):
If you could be born again,what do you want God not to give
you. I mean, you're otherwiseperfect. Let's go with a bigger ween
God. Okay, other than Wiener, and say other than Wiener anything physically
better hair. I don't like myhair really, yeah, it's like uler

(36:00):
straight feather soft. I hate that. I wish I had your hair,
would he really? Yeah? Becauseyou can get it cut super short,
and I wish I had your hair. No way, nobody wants the hair
they've got. That's so true.Menace, you're born again, but you're
like, all right, God,just please leave me out on this fatness
of course overall fatness. But isthat God's fault? Like I had these

(36:22):
two stupid like things, extra pieceof skin, like you'd rather get rid
of those fatness fatness you can getrid of. Yeah, but like people
are born with like better metabolism,Yeah, then other people are problem.
Is not a metabolism problem. Weeat like a holes, that's our problem.
Gave me like a stronger one thatI can burn through all the cheeseburgers.

(36:45):
That's like physical thing. Like that'slike physical, right, the extra
nipple or you hate your legs orthe other people out there that go I
cannot get like skinny people that justsee burgers all day, right, Yeah,
Sam, I want I could dowithout the lazy eye. Oh yeah,
yeah, I forgot you got thatcrazy eye? Yeah yeah, that

(37:06):
wrote a song about it. Idon't ever ever notice it. I do,
I mean you do. Once peopleknow I have it, they can
see it and I can see it. And it's not all the time.
But when you know I have it, every once in a while it can
be like, oh, I gotthe lazy eye. You're like, yeah,
you look directly at me. No, see, they look straight.
Sometimes it gets mad crazy, likehe's looking at the ceiling. If I'm

(37:30):
tired, it gets worse. Sotired, all right? So what would
it be like? You could beborn again? But hey, God,
do me a favor, send medown to earth without this, and don't
let's leave the penis stuff out ofit, like some kind of like this
chick's got a beard. You know, I got these two bumps of skin

(37:51):
right next to my right ear.Something like that. Greg and your goofy
thumbs while though you chow those,that's my fault. Yeah, what would
be a text was two two nineeighty seven. Shut up, Well,
Greg's feet are back into his shoes. Yeah, feel good. Morgan is

(38:12):
one hundred and fifty dollars richer.Oh, Greg, I sent you I
got a sandwich, and Meta's gota sandwich, has been fed. Everybody
wins. Yeah great. I sentyou sixty nine dollars for your big win
on the Employee the Month. Yeah, also because we awarded him the Employee
of the Month before the break.And then I had to order the plaque
and it took a couple of daysto get here because I didn't want to

(38:34):
order it when I wasn't home becauseGod forbid a porch pirate steal the plaque
off my porch. Can you imagineshow the trap house. I sent you
your sixty nine dollars. Then youwent for being employeed the month and Greg
Gory check it out. Here's yourplaque. Oh he stays for a portrait,
he did? I did. Yeah, see, I was gonna put

(38:55):
the picture of zod Gory in there. Okay, Oh hell Greg Gory started.
You showed Vaughn so you could seethere. It is nice. Nice.
Yeah. I thought it would bekooky to hold up my ID card.
Yeah, yeah, idiot, youwere so stupid a few days ago.
I know, right, I'm dumb, dumb. Oh wow, look
at that. Yeah. Nice,that's awesome, thank you. Wow.

(39:17):
So Caroline will take her plaque homenow and probably display it, which she
will. That'll go up in theoffice on the wall. Awesome. Letting
everybody know that Greg is the employeeof the month for June twenty twenty four.
Excellent. Well, I mean,look, you make sandwiches. He
does all kinds of stuff. Yeah, it doesn't do it. Yeah,

(39:39):
it's pretty awesome. Speaking of thenews, the Florida mass shooter responsible for
that Parkland school massacre, has agreedto donate his brain to science. Oh
take it interesting, Take it now, part of a civil settlement with one
of the victims of the hope isthat studying his brain might prevent future attack
or they might be able to likesee something envelop something that is interesting.

(40:00):
Yeah, you know what they dowith all the CTE stuff. I think
it was pretty interesting. I mean, thanks shooter. Oregon's biggest power company,
PG and E. They're rolling outa new smart thermostat program where they
get to change the temperature in yourhouse. No, hell no. Other

(40:21):
cities like Los Angeles have added thesekind of programs over the last few years.
So basically you just install like anest, like a smart thermostat which
allows the power company to remotely controlyour thermostat. Nope, In exchange,
you pay a little less each month. Oh yeah, well they yeah,
they offer the thermostat for free andthen okay, get two hundred bucks for

(40:42):
like a nest, right yep,And then they take a little bit off
your bill every month for doing thatand sweat. Yeah, so during peak
hours they up the temperature to reducestrain on the grid. Like, would
you do it just to save afew bucks and help the environment? I'm
with you, guys, no way. Like I said the other day,
I want the air conditioning set exactlyhow I want it, so when I
walk in the house, I knowwhat to expect and to get there.

(41:05):
If you need to burn a pileof spotted out, I'm down with that.
No. Like we said care theother day in Sea Bass, I
mean, you're on the forefront ofthis. We have enough energy. We
can get enough energy if we want. Am on the forefront. But yeah,
but that's true about at least onthe show. It's true about energy,
about water, about food. Wehave as human beings, we've developed
ways to produce as much of allthis that we need. We're just we

(41:28):
got something in our brain. You'renot conserving your way out of stuff where
we're like, yeah, we're scaredof we're scared of being too successful to
engineer your way out of things.And we have such capabilities that we don't
live up to like speed limits.I could get there faster if there wasn't
a dumb limit. Why do weWhy no, I know, I'm just
piggybacking. Why do we limit ourselves? You know what I mean? Speaking

(41:51):
of the environment, Yosemite National Park, they're telling people to stop leaving their
crap in the wilderness good like literallybecause apparently need to tell people not to
leave their soul old toilet paper aroundthe park. Yeah, well that happened
during the pandemic because that's where everybodywas going, and they're just dumping garbage
everywhere. Also, a government fundedteam of soldiers and sherpas and the Paul
have removed twenty four thousand pounds ofgarbage, four dead bodies, and a

(42:15):
skeleton from Everest during this year's climbingseason, and they said there could be
as much as eighty eight thousand toone hundred and ten thousand pounds of garbage
still at the last camp that youget to before you make your attempt on
the summit. I thought mountain climberswere all hippie and c Well, I
think Everest. Everest attracts a certaintype of mountain climber because it costs whatever,

(42:37):
twenty thousand dollars just to show upthere. Oh so they feel like,
I know this sounds hypocritical to whatwe just said about the environment,
but you know it's when it comesto stuff that takes no effort, like
not leaving. You brought the garbagewith you just do the same thing they
estimated. It's going to take yearsto clean up, and it should be
lighter on the way down because youalready ate whatever you pass. It's empty.

(42:59):
This pie a garbage shoot up therelike a slide that will just send
the garbage all the way down theshore. Yeah, look, trash,
no ideas about we're just throwing.Just throw it towards where the slope is
with the parachute on it. Youknow what you do at least like tuck
it down a crevass so nobody seesit, like where all the bodies fall
down into that nobody ever finds them, stuff it into a corpse's jacket.

(43:22):
What's avasvas? It's where like thesnow has like split open it. It's
like a deep like uh, it'sjust a it's a deep hole basically like
a If you pronounce it differently,would you understand crevis? Yeah, crevice.
I thought a crevass was different thanI mean, like the mountain climber,
is its right? Yeah, Iknow crosier, of course it's like

(43:46):
a cravats, but for the earthcrevis. What he's correct, A crevis
is typically something you're going to lookto. That is not GE's so much
joint, just the idea that hecan like go and how No, I
don't. That is not how Ipreface. No, he was making fun

(44:07):
of me because I didn't know whata cravas. Good. God, he's
so sensitive. I said, let'slook up and see what the actual difference
is. And I didn't say thatmockingly. So a crevis typically something or
something small, a little cracks ina surface perhaps, But like what he's
saying, a crevasse, yeah,typically has to do with land formations between
the open these two desks. Thatwould be a crevice. But if this

(44:27):
is a mountain pencil, natural willbe a cravass because nature is fancy.
Wow, you got if you're gettingOJ for brunch, id be a cravat.
I would be dead cravat. Butyeah, you see like these guys
and they'll like lay a ladder lookingthing over those things and they'll climb over.
Like if you go through that,man, you go down into one

(44:50):
of those Crevassess. Yeah, afancy game over, dude, that's what
I mean. At least put thetrash down there he dies. Yeah,
I saw a guy one time becauseI was walking This is more recently here
at the building. I was walkingup. You know how you come around
the corner and the lobby and there'sthe elevators on your right when you first

(45:12):
walk into our building. Well,clearly he wasn't expecting me to come right
around the corner. I saw himputting a wrapper down in between like where
the lobby floor is and the floorof the elevator that things. Oh yeah,
yeah, he just took a wrapperand like threw it down in there.
Was he entering or exiting the building. We were going up, So
there's no trash cans where exactly.There were just trash cans on the way

(45:35):
in right there, right outside inthe lobby. He was throwing it in
the crevice. Yeah, natural crap. Would you have said something? I
didn't say anything. Would you havesaid something? I might have said something
really snarky. That's very childlike.It's because it's like, hey, someone's
gonna find this in forty years todo elevator maintenance, which is never around
here. They have the oldest certificatesup in there, always expired by years.

(46:00):
Hermit expired and then somebody puts ahandwritten sticker extended until August. Yeah,
oh that's official face masks and stuffthat have got to be stuffed down
there. Tamps, and it's tampscalled tam How many you better make her
as ugly as she was in reallife? She looked like a foot.
She was so unattractive. She lookslike Joe Peshy's first off The Woody Show.

(46:24):
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(46:49):
Oh my gosh, I start sweatinglike crazy. Oh my god. It's
a little upset that we ruined gooddown the Woody Show while we're into another
new hour insensitive training for a politicallycorrect world. It's a Wednesday morning,
It's July the tenth, twenty twentyfour. Appreciate you being here checking out
the show, giving us a listen. You're gonna be a part of the

(47:09):
show by calling in eight seven sevenforty four Woody. That's eight seven seven
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on social media at the Woody Show, a Woody Show shout out, and
a congrats to this woman from Utahwho is now officially the fastest mermaid in

(47:30):
the world. Sea bat. Yeah, I'd say trend that's really popped off
the past few years. Yeah right, yeah. Do you hate the chicks
that pretend they're mermaids more or lessthan the steampunk people. I would say
the mermaids more just because they're current. It's like I'm being a mermaid this
weekend and these are grown adults.It's like they grown adults doing the hobby
horse thing. Yeah, well youknow it's it's for the gram of course.

(47:52):
So I want to look pretty floatingaround with a tail on. So
she recently competed in something called themurr Olympics in Switzerland. It's held every
two years and all the events aredone while wearing a full mermaid tail.
She plays fifteenth overall, but shecame in first and the fifty meters mermaid
swim, setting a new world recordnoise at just over thirty eight seconds.

(48:15):
For congratulations to the merlady. Mostrecent staycation I took. We're at this
hotel. They have this massive pooland there's a ton of kids there and
one of the families hired a womanto come dressed as a mermaid to entertain
the kids doing what It was sostrange, great hair to watch her put

(48:36):
the tail on, I guess,and swim around with them, and she
had all these different colored mermaid tails. It's weird to do yeah, it
was like, so you would thinkit's part of the hotel. Years and
years ago when they had like thesubmarine ride thing. Yeah, you know,
they would have chicks and mermaid tailssitting out there in the rocks and
the sun all day. That's adeand they were trapped over there. They

(48:57):
couldn't put like animatronic ones out there. All these actual data. Heads up,
ladies and greg Gory check this out. There are some news involving tamps.
Oh really, I know you likethe tampon. You have my tamp
bulletin that you might want to knowabout. A new study shows that lead,
arsenic, and other toxic metals havebeen detected in feminine hygiene products.
And lucky for us, because Icouldn't explain it, here's a doctor to

(49:21):
tell us how some of the stuffcould have found its way into the tamps.
From what we can figure, theremight be three different explanations. One
would be if the metals showed upin the raw materials. Tampons are mainly
comprised of plant based materials, sothey could certainly make their way into soil
and into these crops. The secondway would be contamination during the manufacture and

(49:43):
production of tampons. The third routecould be if they're added. Metals do
have some properties like antimicrobial or odorcontrolling, and they also can be used
to help with the smooth insertion ofthe product. Yeah really Yeah, well
I could see heavy flow days weregetting But what are you talking about?

(50:05):
Like microscopic? They say, itdoesn't say there's no recall. It says
these are quote concerning levels, whichmeans we found some. We don't know
if it's dangerous. Here's a question, Kenny, here's a question. The
term microplastics. I feel like I'venever heard that in my life until about
twelve months ago. I was aboutto bring that up, like with the
plastic water bottles in science with seabass. Yeah, do you think that's

(50:30):
that's real? Like the forever chemicals. Yeah, they're starting to say they
found grow plastics forever chemicals. LikeI feel like I never heard about any
of that stuff until a year ago. The question is all over, though,
is the real question? Is itdoesn't hav an extra credit card words
of plastics in you? Yeah?Right, yeah, I don't know.
I feel I mightn't be good.I is my with Woodie. My instinct

(50:51):
is this is just the latest everyevery six twelve months, they're gonna throw
something else to scare you and getheadlines. That's my instinct. But I
don't know, but I think inmanufacturing process, metals can wind up in
just about anything. Does it makestuff better? Like date keeps mosquitoes away?
Let's stop painting on date? Youknow, so what you're risking cancer?
Does the stuff get rid of yourweeds? Whatever that people people freaking

(51:13):
about round up doesn't get rid ofthe weeds. There's a little bit of
danger there. Maybe the paint betterwhen it had lead in it? Right,
it looked Yeah, what did ithold up better? Do I still
have to use as much paint?And by the way, det is a
great example because there was again freakout. But according to the CDC and
the EPA, it's fit when usednormally, it's fine MSG in the seventiesg

(51:39):
but totally it turned out totally finewhen used appropriately, it's so good.
So you know, these things comeand go. It's little fads. Anyone's
going to stop using tampons. Butwhat if it turns out it was better
because it had our snack or yeah, you know quality if it was like
more comfortable? She said, insertion. Yeah, no more dry dock in

(52:01):
the tampon ladies. That just meantthere's gonna be a little bit of right,
yeah, that would be great mercury. Yeah, yeh. Somebody on
the text saying microplastics are responsible forthe cancer boom. Right now, anyone
on the text can say that,right, by the way, there is
no cancer boom. And that's thestuff that you hear about. Though.
You start reading, you're like microplastics, right, because good this what was

(52:23):
high tension power lines or whatever itwas. Oh, cancer clusters turned out
to be a statistical anomaly. Myfriend's wife stopped drinking water out of plastic
bottles and so now it's just refillableglass bottles because some blood test or whatever
that my buddy did showed that hehad, however, much plastic in his
blood stream. Interesting, they foundmicroplastics and men's testicles. Now they may

(52:49):
have possibly a little bit. Butagain, is it harmful? I don't
know yet. What's the shooting game. Is it affecting Is it affecting the
the quantity of my production of Yeah? Yeah, I don't think. I
mean, I have a visectomy,right, so I'm harmless that way,
But I still want you know,I still want to look good when I'm,

(53:09):
of course producing the microplastics are likegumbing up the works, Well,
then that's something to worry about.Then will be concerned exactly. Yeah,
forty four wood? Right, No, damn, put a stent in there
if it's going to help out.I want something productive, like a metal
tank. You don't want to standin there. I've had it because of
the kidney stones, all right,But I'm saying, yeah, but you

(53:31):
still want to be impressive when youproduce. True, the money gotta be
good, yeah, because otherwise agirl will be like ew gross. Yeah.
Yeah. Do women get offended ifit's not a lot? Yeah,
like if it's just like you know, no, I think they'd be happy
that it's not a lot. Yeah. Why would you be offended that wouldn't

(53:52):
have anything? It wasn't like becauselike sometimes there's more than other times.
Yeah, Oh I'm not hot,like right, like another one. Do
you feel like it's some kind ofNo. I would think that just has
to do with compregative Yeah, Idon't know. I'm asking questions questions for
the ladies. The problem question forthe ladies. Okay, Morgan not offensive

(54:14):
at all and think twice now meanshe cleared the chamber beforehand, maybe or
just having a rough day, right, he stressed, Yeah, we're gonna
take a break. And then it'sa Narc week, you guys, Shark
week on Discovery. It is NarkWeek, carton Arc Week here on the
Woody Show, Date number three nextwith Agent Sebastian. I forgot about that

(54:37):
guy rules, Yeah, all right, phones are open eight seven seven forty
four Wooding Hit us up. Textto seven tells who you are, and
then where around town you're listening tothe Woodie Show this morning? Anything anyone
you like to have us mentioned?Include all that info as well, most
importantly your name, and then whereexactly you're listening? What part of town?

(54:59):
Text over two two nine eight sevenIt is narc week, Yes,
date number three of Nark Week.Shark Week on Discovery's become an annual tradition
here on the Woody Show that whenthey're doing the shark thing, we're doing
the cart nark thing. That's right, Agent Sebastians in the parking lots all
over the globe, trying to getpeople do the right thing, the moral

(55:21):
thing, and return there's stupid cartsto the corral or to the front of
the store, and always some kindof confrontation. People don't like being told
what to do. Yeah, evenif they agree, like you know what,
I should have put it back outof principle, they want to do
it just because how dare is onthem and tell them to do what to
do? So date number three,cartnarks. What do you got? Today's
theme is empty threats. Hollow threats. People are gonna frott me with things.

(55:45):
Let's find out if indeed these thingscame to pass. First. Newer
one here is from a mom andshe did this move where she had she'd
parked at a spot next to heras an empty spot, and behind that
empty spot was a little patch ofdirt. And she said, well,
why cart would go lovely in thisdirt right here? Not ignoring the fact
that if someone else, let's say, backs to that spot and wants to

(56:06):
open up the three or their suvor whatever, well, now your cart's
sitting right in their way. Yeah, that's called a curbing right. Well,
it's a technical term point curving fullon grass, okay, right?
In this case, So I approachedthis mom and she's the classic away she's
the classic upper middle class mom who'sgot you know, the big land Rover
Mercedes SUV and that's her, that'sher identity or whatever. And let's see
what threats she comes up with.Oh no, that's not where the carts

(56:29):
go. Dirtskay with the give ita little small magnet. Let's go my
cart. The cops stuck me out. What are the CoP's gonna do.
That's not what they're gonna say.They're gonna say, man, please take
your car back because it's in theway of people who want to load the
groceries. Wow, she's gonna callthe cops and she's gonna taser Agent Cameron.

(56:58):
Okay, well, you know howmuch I love to taste her,
and she probably she probably doesn't havea for real taser. He probably has
a little like stun gun things,you know. Unfortunately, it's not good
because you have to get to somebodyreally close. I mean, that's I
think those are because they just makenoise and they have that little spark.
I think it's more of a scarething because unlike in the movies, when

(57:19):
you hit someone one of those,yeah, it socks and it hurts,
but they don't fall. They don'tfall unconscious like you see movies. I
don't think he just pisses them off. So okay, So she said she's
gonna call the cops and taser AgentCameron. Let's see if that happens.
Have you rickoned done with? What? Are you a lazy bones? He's
gonna repent and be better. Isay, I'm in, you're out,

(57:40):
You're in. What I stated inaile about your laziness. Oh now she's
going around traffic? So people tryto be like you f'd with the wrongs.
No, I don't don't care.Ellen. By the way, did
it turn out that it mattered atall? Did anything happen? Agent Cameron?
No, she just drove away.You do that one more time,

(58:02):
Then you do it again. Youdo that one more time. I'm telling
you, put that mag in mycar one more time. And look,
I understand she's a woman, butlike especially as a man, and you
say that to somebody and then theydo it again, don't you feel like
a little bit? Right? Itmade a threat? Then you did nothing?
No follow Yeah, so okay nothingthere so no follow through, no
tasering, no cops, and noyou know who I am for? All

(58:23):
right? So this guy. Thisis an older one here. This is
a guy who's again we're talking aboutcars. He's got a super sweet Audi.
I think it's a eight. It'slike it's those kind of sports Arari
looking Audi's that are very, veryfancy. When somebody said, oh,
it's just a fancy vault, Yeah, probably. I never looked at an
OUTI the same way again, whateverwhatever, whatever, they are nice.

(58:45):
I think some people call it supercar. I don't know whatever. So but
this guy's got one. He alsogot his car and just again tossed it
in the empty spot next to him. So when Sea Bass shows up with
his megaphone and his magnet, let'ssee what his threat is. That's not
where the car goes, sir,that's slit the spots plugging in his phone.
Carter turns right there. Yeah,nice shot, that's good. I

(59:12):
touch my car. Okay, Well, his first threat wasn't so much a
threat as much my car. Well, and that the bleaked word was the
N word he called me. Doesthe past to use it? I am?
Ok wow, But it's so muchlike certain people's brains, Like if
that's your first insults, you mightlittle Jeff Foxworthy, if the calls.

(59:34):
I'm on the N words. Yourfirst insult you might be you're racist.
Okay, that wasn't a special threatas much of a name calling. But
again the cart knarks do that backgroundback down. So let's see what else
he comes up with. Well,sir, I'm out of the N word
number one. But that's our bumpfor mind. I got another way here
for you. We're going on acall from you. You're touching my well,

(59:55):
the mind that's touching it, Cloe. Why did you pay that much
for your car and you can't returnyour cards? Why don't you stop doing
I didn't tell like a good argument, sir, that's just you call him
my car again and find out whathappens. That's why I gotta be so
petty about this, because this way, sir, why are you yelling you?

(01:00:16):
Sir? Put your windshield better?I wait for my car. I
shoot your ass. Okay, Wow, went from well, I mean,
please got to be there either way, because it's either gonna be for you
shooting over the magnet on his coolass. It's funny since this video has
come out, people have the folkswho have the access to this sort of

(01:00:38):
stuff looked up and apparently bought itat a salvage auction for like seventy grand.
Yeah yeah, go from you know, brand new, like two hundred
thousand if they're souped up, andthen yeah, use And then you get
the guy who wants he wants tohave that cool sounding exhaust, which I
do, and call me the Nword and then threaten to shoot me with
his gun, which didn't exist either. We had a funny story where you

(01:01:00):
know, talk about dating stuff orwhatever, and this girl had called up
on the show and talked about howthis guy was talking a big game and
he goes, Oh, I'm gonnacome pick you up, all right,
I'll be in a black BMW whateverit was. Oh, and she's like,
okay, guy, you know,he's presenting himself is very successful,
and he's gonna roll up on thiswith his black BMW and pick her up
for this date. Shows up,it's like a nineteen eighty nine, like

(01:01:22):
this thing is like barely on theroad or whatever. That was classic.
Oh yeah, but it was likeyou know, different colors. Yeah,
so it's technically a BMW. Man. This thing was like one step from
the junk yard slum in a Mercedes. The old diesel or so I'll give
you a guy's quick up day onthat. He didn't rip the megaphone on

(01:01:44):
my hand, he didn't the copsthat were never called, and he did
not shoot me with his gun.So okaya, empty threats again. Okay,
speaking of a little lesser of aaggression here, This is a guy
he's in he's in a work van, so you know you think he'd be
kind of cooler about stuff, butno, he's dumped the cart and the
empty spot next to his and soI show up, same deal, Hey
man, could you move this outof here? And so Dick move to

(01:02:05):
the next person. Let's see howhe responds, take that off my truck
now? But you understand that youtake that off my truck? Now?
What if I said take your cardback now? But I was more polite
than you, would you do itfor me? Take that off my truck?
Now? Why do you think Idid it? Did I break your
brain? Sir? Oh? No, I caught it, got know it
for you. There you go,now, sir, you understand when you

(01:02:29):
leave your card out so it canbe damaging to other people's cars truck?
One more time, I will physicallyassault you. Oh this is what he's
one more time? Move, yep, you do it one more time,
sir, I'm coming after you physicallyassault. You know that happens a lot
in cart narxes. They'll say they'llcome to me with a command do this,

(01:02:50):
and then I don't, and thenthey just see I think it's they
think I'm like their child. Wellhow about this, how about a fair
let's you know, I'll scratch yourback, you scratch mine, I'm asking
you, And so I just putthem heart back. So I just said,
what if I said the same thing. Yeah, I will then remove
my magnet from your car. Buthow come, my, how come your
request must be obeyed? It minemust not? Right? What's this?

(01:03:12):
This guy physically looks like he physicallylooks like the next door plumber, you
know, fifty five gray beard.He's and again, none of the people
so far could have hurt me inany way because I'm a big, tough,
badass obviously. Uh but yeah,so many times the physical threats from
guys who would get dropped in twoseconds, which I think was many is
getting out. So this guy,he says he's going to physically assault me,

(01:03:34):
So I give him just the myuh mental tearor of the fake out
where I pretend like the magnet iudn'treally do, like I motion like below
their sideline where they can't see,but they think there's a magnet. Right,
But that's against the law, sir, it's against so long for you
to put that on my truck.Also, what what'd you say? I'm
breaking now, sorry you fell forthe fake out that your your egos got

(01:03:55):
in your way in there. Also, I'm very scared of you clearly.
Yeah. See, I love that'sto me. That's the favorite, my
favorite part of well, there's manyfavorite parts of cart Narks, the the
just the defeat. He's like,I'm gonna physically assault you, then I
fake him out. He's just don'tthey feel silly when they come around the
corner and there's no magnet on thecar, I mean egg on his face?

(01:04:15):
Like wait, what how did thathappen? Are you a magic?
Are you? David carter Field?Again? Dan? All right? So
so so far empty threats, physicalassault, getting shot, cops come in
and so on and so forth.Nothing happened. But this is my favorite
threat of all the time. Thisis a Cartnark's vintage clip. This is
a Port Saint Lucie, Florida,where man me and them. At this

(01:04:38):
point we're going back and forth,back and forth, back and forth.
The guy sees there's a go proon my chest, you know, I'm
strapped with my go pro, andhe tells me where he's gonna stick that
go pro. You got a goldprospect. That's why you're gonna take a
picture of you in the Testine?Am I inner in Testine? Oh?
Wow? Yeah? Since from theinside that would be It's like not since

(01:05:05):
Katie Kirk on the Today Show.I knows Colon. That's awesome. That
also didn't happen, by the way, unfortunately, so much empty threats.
Yeah threat day now people say we'llsee beets one of these days. One
of these people will carry through,you know what. So yeah, good.

(01:05:27):
The evidence points in returning works untilit doesn't, right exactly, people
always going, oh, what wasworking yesterday? You know that's how everything
is until it doesn't work. That'strue. I always but keep doing the
Lord's work. We'll keep you know, the word out there to return the
carts. My stepfather, who hasonly seen, he's never heard. I

(01:05:47):
don't think he's ever heard the show, but he has seen like the cart
nark stuff because I've sent Hey,you'll probably like this, he says.
Now every time he goes to thestory and he's always returned his cart,
but he's always kind of looking overhis shoulder, you know. And he
said, it's what that same kindof guilt as when you're driving fine,
but when a cop is around orpulls up behind you, all of a
sudden get nervous. He says,he becomes nervous now just returning cards.

(01:06:11):
It's just like Elf on a shelf. Yeah, even though he was doing
it anyway, I gonna heel thesame way. And I know see that
that to menace It would be funnyfor the show. He wouldn't flip out
and try to shoot me. Hestill want to say the date number three
of Narc Week. Everybody, Iswear you get in Formaginton agent Cameron Especial

(01:06:32):
parents today. What you're gonna do? What you're gonna do? And you
gotta goldrock? What? Yes?So what do you show man? The
Supreme Court justices seem to be inthe news a lot, obviously for decisions

(01:06:53):
and whatnot. But there was astory and yesterday these two Deputy U s
marshals. They shot this car jackerwho tried to pull a gun on them
while they were regarding Sonya Soda Mayor'shouse the Supreme Court Justice. They're in
DC. The suspect was arrested,treated at the local hospital, got his
bullet hole closed up, and yeah, I guess it's non life threatening.

(01:07:15):
And I guess the justice was nothome at the at the time of the
attempting carjacking. But people are bold, man, I know they carjacked the
wrong person. Yeah. Oh,and by the way, she's an anti
Second Amendment person too, so Ibet you she's pretty happy that those guys
were able to do what they dideven though she wasn't home. So wait,

(01:07:35):
so she's anti so she's against guns. She's not a Second Amendment person,
right, she thinks he should bestruck from the constitution, but the
people that are. But she's happy. According to the Woody Yah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. People are alwaysagainstuff until they need it, for
sure. I remember there was likea whole thing about stem cell research.

(01:07:55):
At one point they're like, oh, well, you know, that's life,
and it's like good, and thenit was what it was a major
politician too. I can't remember thename. Anyway, they were very outspoken
against stem cell research, and thentheir mother got cancer and it turns out
a lot of this cancer research andstuff for the treatments and everything else,
we're coming through stem cell research,and all of a sudden they changed their
too, and they saw the light. So like when it hits close to

(01:08:16):
home, everybody, all of asudden they change up for sure. Yeah,
now this is my dad's dream.Man. These people are living my
dad's dream. It would be thisretired couple from Virginia. They are almost
done accomplishing their goal and eating atevery Texas Roadhouse location in the country.

(01:08:38):
Hero there are around six hundred andfifty locations. That seems too many.
They planned to hit another eighty locationsthis year, which would bring their total
to over five hundred so far.Wow again, hashtag goals. That's awesome.
Here they are, he says.We were both retired at that time.
It was like, okay, let'ssee how many we can go to.
We're knocking them off pretty good.Next year was seventy nine. This

(01:09:01):
year will be eighty to eighty twoor three. I thought we were gonna
slow down, but we're apparently notdoing that as long as our health is
good and I still can drive,you know, three or four hundred miles
a day, just keep doing this. It's a lot of driving. Yeah,
crap. How much do you haveto love somebody to spend that much
time with them pursuing them there ina car? And I like Texas Roadhouse.

(01:09:26):
It's not a bad place. Iget my dad crap because like it's
the only place I think he knows. Yeah, but you know when the
jackpot at the end of the rainbowafter three hundred miles of driving is always
a Texas Roadhouse one does that notget really boring at for a minute too?
Have you enjoyed their bread? Idid? You know what? My
dad? Of course, on fourthof July, we're having some people over
and we're going to you know,have a bunch of different stuff out there.

(01:09:47):
He's I got to get some ribs. So all these other rib places
were close because I know where theygot ribs. We went to Texas Roadhouse.
Course we got the ribs and theywere delicious. They were very good.
Again, not hating on Texas Roadhouse, just saying, but my house
is always popping. When people saythat retirement is going to be boring.
You'll be so bored. No,you can do this. Yeah, pick
your restaurant and the road six hundredlocations. What does he feel about though,

(01:10:11):
since COVID they stopped doing the peanutson the ground. They had actually
stopped that before COVID. Really Yeah, the location near his house in Washington,
PAS. They were ahead of thegame. Yeah, they really were.
I think there's too much mess.I mean I worked in a place
that had peanuts on the ground inhigh school and I was in charge of
sweeping peanuts and it wasn't that bad. But also, like, why did
they draw? People say, oh, it's at shells on the floor,

(01:10:32):
let's go, it's a draw becausemen its free penis you know the Woody
Show. The Woody Show. Andwe are into another new hour insensitivity training

(01:11:00):
for a politically correct world. Thankyou for being here. It is Wednesday
morning. It's July the eleventh.I'm sorry, July tenth, today,
twenty twenty four. I'm Woodie.That is Greg Gory. Hi, Menace
is here. Got some news fromMenasta. I think you'll be interested.
You might have already heard about it. I'm sure you probably have an alert
set for it, all right,SeaBASS is here. We got Sammy Bones

(01:11:21):
open eight seven seven forty four wooding. We can also hit us up with
the text over to two to nineeight seven now menace, I know you
have a Taco Bell alert. Yes, because he's always on top of these
things. Uh huh. But theirlatest promotional gimmick is that they are quote
opening a retirement community for young people. It's called the Cantenas and it's happening

(01:11:46):
next month near San Diego. It'sone weekend only, August seventeenth and eighteenth,
and they're trying to lean into thegrandma core trend that is hot right
now with gen Z, I'll getit. A lot of them think that
the old people stuff is cool nowit is bingo shuffleboard. Let's go among

(01:12:08):
a certain demographic aka the Sami's ofthe world. But they got like,
I don't know. I always youwent to the Taco Bell hotel. I
know, I didn't got no.I tried. I tried and tried,
and they said they would give mein, But I didn't get in.
What I did Palm Springs Resorts sortof thing, like yeah, yeah,

(01:12:29):
but I did what I went totalk about the Super Bowl party Yeah,
that one was that was super funnew food. Okay, well they've got
the day passes for fifty bucks orfor one hundred and fifty bucks, you
get lodging for two nights, plusan elevated Taco Bell dining experience deal,
access to various old people activities likepickleball tournaments, painting classes, knitting circles,

(01:12:49):
nice bulchi ball, croquet, golf, and a quote wide variety of
board games. Okay, now,Sammy, you're wondering how do I get
in on that? Well, yougot to be a Taco Bell Rewards member.
Greg. I even have a chanceat landing a spot, which will
be tough slash impossible unless you knowsomebody at Taco Bell headquarters. But if

(01:13:10):
you want to give it a shot. Reservations they open next Tuesday by going
to the Cantinas dot net Thecantinas dotnet, and they say it's a first
come, first serve, but Menashas his theory on that it's all influencers.
Two nights for one hundred y bucks. It's a great deal no matter
what you're doing. Sure, butmaybe it would be open because like they
are charging you know, like thatthey're not going to charge the influencers to

(01:13:34):
go, right, So maybe they'llhave it open for a couple of people.
But yeah, like again, guyslike with this whole thing with oh
we're gonna send kins to your officethrough Uber and stuff like that. Oh
yeah, you'll never get that.Yeah, they're not gonna send it to
people that have thirty followers online.They're gonna let the suburbs. Yeah,
they're gonna send it to people whohave hundreds of thousands because then they get

(01:13:56):
more awareness of whatever product that they'repimping. Grandma Corps Now this stuff,
this thing I wouldn't even try toget into because of all the activities I'm
not into. So not for you, Ball Boche Ball, No, I'm
not so the owner of Crochet,Crochet and Accessories in Cincinnati, speaking of

(01:14:16):
old people stuff, Yes, thiswoman decided that she wanted to show off
her work on her big day,so she crocheted her wedding gown and her
husband's tucks. Yes, I sawthis. Yeah, she even did the
outfits for the two bridesmaids. Greg. She didn't do a bad job,
to be honest. I mean it'sa lot of work what she did.
Sure, And the bottom the bottompart of her dress that's kind of the

(01:14:41):
ball. Gall is very pretty.Therefore it's good looking. Great, Sammy
gets the crochet and yarn catalog here, So I've been exposed to more crocheting.
And you're right, Greg, it'sthe colored patterns. It's so seventies.
Yeah, it's not pretty. It'salong the lines of an Rvold.
I've kind of I have always wantedan RV if they only painted them a

(01:15:01):
normal color. You don't need stripesand cactuses and you know, weird lightning
bolt sets. Get So can't youjust crochet something that's basically neutral color?
Long and a lot of people do. And Greg, for the longest time,
remember, they couldn't make an electricvehicle that didn't look just completely hideous,
heinous. There's like half fluorescent green, half black, weird looking wheels

(01:15:25):
like they had to really make it. Obviously this is it's electric. It's
going to be really ugly. Yeah, we've gotten past that finally, thank
god. So Sammy make a pushin the crochet community. There's just so
much, Greg, you didn't evenknow there is so much neutral. Yeah,
there is a lot. Yeah,Okay, is this wedding dress that
you're talking about it's all white.The wedding dress is all white, and
then the groom suit is also allwhite. Yeah, okay, this is

(01:15:48):
not terrible. I mean his herdress doesn't look bad. His suit looks
like he's wearing a sweater. Obviously, if they're into it, it's not
bad. If you're into it.It's got a cool cowboy okay, looking
in a few and they look likea regular wedding Dress's add to my list.
People. I have a hard timetrusting people who make their own clothes.
Why that's a bad ass. It'snot bad ass. It's make your

(01:16:10):
own clothes. You make your ownclothes right now. It's kind of like,
you know, I make my ownmayonnaise. Great, all right,
I churned my own butter. Likeyou know, there's the grocery store for
that. You're trying too hard,especially with disposable fashion. Everything's so cheap.
If I could have no way youcan go between your time and going
to I don't even know Joanne fabricstile a thing or I'm not I'm not

(01:16:30):
talking about mom. But if you'rea young person, you're you're trying too
hard. Oh sure, because yougo to the damn I mean, good
will is expensive now too, thanksof inflation. But still even then,
yeah, you're you're inventing a personalityfor yourself. Now, if you're this
way you do is a trade.This is what you do for a living.
And you you know you're a designer. You make clothes. Okay,
I'm not You're not lumped in.No, I'm talking about the regular,

(01:16:53):
you know, average person who's makingtheir own clothes. But you can make
everything to tailor fit yourself. That'sperfect, That's what That's what he said.
If if that's your profession, youget and you're making a barge and
you're making great stuff. Yeah.But if like my mom she went to
Joanne's fabric, got the little patternsbecame the thin paper and then you then
you then pin the paper to theand you get chalk and you do a

(01:17:15):
little chalk out Luice that think itlooks like a pizza cutter. She's four
different types of sewing machines because forher remarkable amount of money by doing that
not anymore? Why bother? Soyou can tell people that that you made
it your maker, Why bother you? On Tampa extensive? You don't have
to do that. Have you beento the walmarts that have the fabric sections.

(01:17:40):
I think most of them do.Still, it's it's getting smaller and
smaller. Yeah, because some Igo to they don't have them, but
some the colonial section. I'm like, cool, all right, we have
you know what, food news.Let's do some food news, some good
stuff Woody Show food news and aWoody Show Taste Drive. What what what

(01:18:00):
I come bearing? Food? Somethingthat I brought up on this show that,
if I'm remembering correctly, nobody hadever heard about, Like that's a
thing cut something. No, no, no, no, no, no,
it's nothing. It's nothing weird likethat, just the fact that you
had never seen this when I wasexplaining what it is, and I brought
some back with me. Yeah,yeah, that's next on the Woody Show.

(01:18:21):
Hang on the Woody Show. We'llbe right there. It is,
all right, we got some WoodieShow food news and a Woody Show Taste
Drive. Yes, so excited.Yeah. In fact, I brought curious.

(01:18:45):
I brought a couple of things backwith me, not all for today.
Sea Beast knows the other thing thatthat I brought back. We're gonna
save that for another day. Allright. That is a secret to be
revealed something that we were trying toget our hands on but then couldn't.
Kind of Tommy's thanks a lot.But what I've got for you today,

(01:19:06):
I've talked about this and man,this used to be one of my favorite
things. I'd stop at the gasstation convenience store and I would pick up
a pepperoni roll, sell them rightthere like the checkout counter, you know.
And so, uh, I wasat a place that has them,
and this is what they look like, a pepperoni stick. No, no,

(01:19:29):
no, no, it's almost likea piece of It's almost like a
little cal zone like. So,this is a this is a Provolone cheese
pepperoni roll. It like a man, they smell so good. The bread
is the bread is fresh. Yeah, I got Also did I get all
provolone? I think I got somemozzarella too. I have a couple of
different mozzarella ones here. I justkind of feel like, oh yeah,

(01:19:55):
yeah, oh it's it's it's lookskind of like yeah. Now does he
say croissants? He says all thingsweird Chris croissant, croissant, croissant,
Chris cross sant. Anyway, Ihave always just eaten these like cold.
You could put them in the microwavebecause it makes the cheese a little bit

(01:20:15):
of melty, and it's not likeit's gonna be sitting out very long,
you know what I mean. Sonow, if I don't know how you
feel about pepperoni, pepperoni, pizza, provolon and cheese or mozzarella and pepperoni,
which one do you want? Take? All? Right? So here
you go, here's a there's aprobolon for you. I'm rod dog in

(01:20:35):
it right now? Yeah? Justcold? Yeah, I just it was
all bread into it. Oh yeah, well see I typically would rip it
in half when I got to themeat, right yeah, yeah, really
good. Yeah, SeaBASS is blastedone in the microwave. Right now?
Do you want do you want totry one warm or cold? I'll try
one cold cold? Also we canalso here, I'll split one with you

(01:20:59):
because going to do a mozzarella sure. Yeah. And they're good, man,
they're really good, especially because manI was poor. They were cheap,
but it was something fresh and itwas better than having, you know,
like a bag of chips or something. It was more satisfying. I
think it'll be way better warm.Yeah, say, there's different ways to
do. Some people like to bakethem. Yeah, you know, like
hit him in the toaster oven fora little bit soft. It feels like

(01:21:21):
it's not baked. It feels derawand dewey. I like it cold.
It's kind of like an Italian submissing, like most of the ingredients closed
sandwich. Yeah, it's pretty good. I like it. They look fantastic.
Melts it. That should be good. That's good. Oh can I
have? Can I throw something outthere? A little piece of I wouldn't

(01:21:42):
blast that hard. I don't knowif it's like food news. Yeah,
but the Hulk Holgan beer, thereal American beer, Dude. I tried
all fourth of July to try toget it. I hit up so many
different locations and couldn't get it.I couldn't get my hands on some whole
holdan beer. So if anybody haslike some info and where I can get
I can obtain, I'd love toget some. He probably sells it as

(01:22:03):
his beach shop menace. I love. I want to cut that one in
half and all right here, I'llnuke one for Greg, and I'll rip
it in half with my hands,but I'll use napkins. Greg, Okay,
how about some food news. Letme get a DLDT. You know

(01:22:26):
that that Dan and Austin hitt usup saying try double Day for the Pepperoni
rolls. Forget Franklin's. It's good, but uh, you know, just
mainly there to sell you a Tshirt. Okay, yeah, there are
better hit Interstellar. Yeah alright,yeah Dave for the pepperoni rolls in Austin,

(01:22:49):
Texas. Yeah, what do youthink? Greg? Oh my god?
Right, see I love when breadis joey like that very so yeah,
it's you want to try one warm? Often on the on the raw
dog? What'd you think? Rawdog? I would give it a probably
a seven out of ten out often. Oh jeez, see me taking

(01:23:10):
ez Yeah, so what do youtry warm? I mean I would eat
it cold because I was usually grabbingone. I was I had like a
couple of different jobs at the time, so I was going for like one
radio station, driving like Morgantown,West Virginia. Nice to go do a
shift to another radio station, andI would uh, I would grab one
on the way that and some noos. I'd give it give it a nine.

(01:23:30):
Good right, so fresh? There'sno vegetables just how menace likes it.
It would be fun to dip itin a nice all right, some
food news mena said posted this onour Instagram. McDonald's is a new KitKat
mcflurry, yes, for you toenjoy. It's called the kit Cat Banana
Split mcflurry comes with a vanilla softserve, real banana strawberry clusters and then

(01:23:57):
crushed up KitKat bars. This isthe second new mcflurry that they've had in
the past two months. They hadthat Grandma mcflury if you remember, back
in late May. Yeah, theystill have that or is that gone?
Now? Take a look here theGrandma mcflurry because this new kit kab version
available while supplies last. What areyou talking about? Ice cream machine works?
Yeah, you know I had sorryscenes when I was in England to

(01:24:19):
view a Skittles mcflurry. Well,I think it's gonna be hard like like
the M and m's mcflurry. Isa couple other pieces of McDonald's news.
While we're talking to food news here. You tried it, you loved it
a couple of years ago, andthis is back I remember seeing this.
I ever tried it. It's theirMcDonald's smoky BLT double quarter pounder. Mmm.

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So it's the classic quarter pounder patty, two slices of American cheese,
three half strips of apple wood smokedbacon, tomatoes, lettuce on a sesame
seed bun and they top it withthis special smoky blt sauce with paprika and
parsley and black pepper. I'll getall up in that. And that is
available for a limited time and wellsupplies like a double quarter pounder is a

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load, that's a that's a that'sa load of lot. And then the
other McDonald's thing here, they've addeda new dipping sauce for the nuggets.
So it's already out and you're gonnabe able to get this special grade garlic
sauce. Okay. It's a comboof garlic and soy sauce flavors that creates

(01:25:24):
a tangy sweetness. Awesome. Itwas created in collaboration with some anime series
called j j K. Right sure, And there are eight different lid designs,
so you can collect them all,oh heck y and will each each
highlighting a different character from the show. Awesome genius, Ye clutter up pieces

(01:25:45):
of the one over there minutes alrighthere, we go hot pepperoni roll way
about seven out of ten right onthe cold one. Definitely going on this.
Yeah, yeah, there's still partsthat is too ready, Like right
here you see like half but it'sso pillowy. But let me tell you
that if you got a dipper,but can I tell you on full ten

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they were like they're like two dollarsapiece, so you got it. You
gotta figure that too. Yeah,you're getting you're getting something really substantial noise,
maybe like two fifty, but it'slike a couple of bucks. What
you do? You save your saveyour your collectible dipping sauces, and you
did. Yeah, I take yourpepperoni rolling it. Yeah good. I
would eat this if it had nothingin it, I would eat It's good.

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Oh my god, really good.All we're gonna take a quick break.
I do have some more food newsthat will continue next time. We
can continue on with the food news. Sweet yeah, some other food news
here for you today. O foodnews. Krispy Cream, Let's go sweets,

(01:26:53):
Right, they're selling a dozen donutsfor eighty seven cents on Friday as
in honor of their eighty seven sventhanniversary. And it works like most of
their deals that they do like this. You purchase any dozen at full price,
and then you get another dozen foreighty seven cents. There are rules,
because we are a civilized society.There's a limit of too eighty seven

(01:27:15):
cent dozen donuts per customer when youpurchase in person, and one eighty seven
cent dozen when you purchase them onlinewith the code b day. All right,
so you buy one at regular price, right, but then you get
another dozen for eighty seven cents.Yeah. Oo, Food News, Let's
see what else do we have here? Chipotle, Man, it's one of

(01:27:38):
your favorites. They're bringing back theirgold foil covered burritos for the Olympics later
on this month. They have eventeamed with some of our Olympic athletes for
the promotion. You can get thosebeginning on July twenty fifth, the day
before the opening ceremonies. And that'show I figured out when the Olympics actually
are. Oh, just reading thefood, I get it. It's just

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foil. Yeah, it's not likeif you find the golden foil, you
know. No, it's a cooland just what everybody's been waiting for.
Here. It's a vegan version ofnutella that is on the way this fall,
and they say dreams don't come true, right, Greg, guess what
would make it unvegan? It's it'ssugar hazel nuts. The new version will

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be made without the milk added,so the company yelled from the mountaintops.
Quote this further addition to the Nutellafamily will deliver the same unmistakable experience,
replacing milk with vegan ingredients, offeringa delicious new choice, able to welcome
even more people into the brand.You know what, I'm not afraid of
it through the roof. Yeah,like who's buying? Like, I don't

(01:28:49):
know is there enough space on theshelves. Every company gets convinced to do
this kind of crap and guess what. It lasts for a while and then
quality get rid of it, exceptfor the vegan utans. Yeah, Greg
brought legit. Well the homies overat cup Noodles again, it's not cup

(01:29:09):
o Noodle. It is actually cupNoodle. I've been to the museum,
don't Japan they dropped another new ramenflavor, Cup Noodles campfire'mores. This has
been taken over the internet. Theysay it's perfect for anyone who wants to
quote satisfy that need for more s'moresthis summer, but like all powdery and
gross. They described the taste asa blend of decadent chocolate, marshmallow and

(01:29:33):
Graham cracker flavors with a smoky noteno campfire required. They suggest topping it
with crushed gram crackers in many marshmallows. I'll do that. It's available for
a limited time at Walmart or onwalmart dot com. What are the people
do. It's just the latest wackyflavor that they've tried recently. They started
selling in Everything Bagel flavor this spring, which sounded interesting. I'm not down

(01:29:57):
with thismores one. This is kindof like the elf the spaghetti. Yes,
there are enough like stupid TikTok influencersand teenage boys to support the camp
fire smorre noodle cup. Yeah,for like a week or two. So
they have the Everything Bagel flavor backin the spring. They have a breakfast
flavor they tried last year that wassupposed to taste like sausage, eggs and

(01:30:18):
pancakes. I just can't do sweetwith my ramen. And you guys,
I'm sure Menace and Seabas starredy knewthis, but over in Japan Daily Mention
of Japan. Yeah, they rolledout a deadly blow blowfish flavor flavor.
That's hard to say, blowfish flavor. Probably at their museum Menace, Yes,
which I've been to. And thenthey have Dude, it's pretty dope,
because Japan, where are you gonnago? I'm seven to eleven.

(01:30:41):
And the cup Noodle Factory, noGodzilla hotelmuseum to highlight the whole company's history
and so you can make your owncup noodle with any like flavors that you
want to put in there. It'spretty cool. And then they have a
food court with different noodles from aroundthe world. Yeah, look like you're
sitting there in a little village.And then you go up to like the

(01:31:03):
Italian section. It's awesome. Wow. Yeah, and there's a hotel.
You said no, Oh, Ithought, didn't you just say they have
a hotel? I thank you?Miss heard Greg? Yeah, I guess
I did. Greg. Here's whathe wants. I heard hotel. There
was a hotel, but it wasn'ta Ramen hotel. Oh, I thought
it was a cup noodle hotel.All teamed out. Yeah, that'd be

(01:31:23):
cool. I mean that would beheavidly you could sit in the bathtub with
a bunch of fake noodles, like, yeah, that'd be cool. I
assume there's hotels nearby, Greg,okay, because I just haven book my
trip eight seven seven forty four.Woody hit us up with the text over
to two to nine eight seven show. We'll be right, We'll be right,
We'll be right back. All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah,

(01:31:51):
it is Wednesday morning, Birthday's pornof birthday. All coming up, be
ranged a few minutes. It's Julyto tenth is national Penu Colada DAYA Pina
Colada. Love it? Menace mightsay pena. He like panis a lot
of I love that. Penis Kladisis my favorite. A Penis kalata yea.

(01:32:15):
Yeah, it's picked Blueberry's Day.It's also national Don't Step on a
b Day. I'll do it allright, National Kitten Day. Greg.
I know how much you love picnics. It is Teddy Bear Picnic Day.
Grab your favorite teddy Bear, takeit on a picnic, and take it
on a picnic because that wouldn't lookI would love that for the Instagram,

(01:32:36):
for the Woody Show account. Allright, we'll make it happen. Well,
I remember it was quite a whileago now, and I got to
give credit where credit is due.Menace was the first person to tell me
about this song. The artist isShaboozy. This song is called a bar
song Tipsy. You know, everybody'sheard this at this point seven Excite,

(01:33:02):
which there was that song by Chingycalled Tipsy, and that's a lot of
what's in this song. They arethere's a body downtown here everybody. Yeah.
So anyway, that is the numberone song on the Billboard Hot one

(01:33:23):
hundred chartic So now he's been atthe top of the Hot Country Songs chart
and the Billboard Hot one. That'sthe first time that has ever happened for
a blackmail artist. Wow. Yeah, I remember when I asked you,
like, do we haven't in oursystem yet and he said no, I
go it will be yeah. Yeah. So congratulations to Shaboozi, who's on

(01:33:44):
the lineup for the iHeartRadio Music Festival. Hey, guys, can you believe
that Kevin Costner scammed a sixty threeyear old woman in the UK? Oh?
My god, Kevin? Why Kevindude? What the hell? Man?
Yeah, well, you shouldn't believethat because it didn't really happen.
This woman got scammed out of twohundred and fifty dollars by somebody posing as
Kevin Costner online. She got thesemessages telling her that to become an official

(01:34:08):
fan she would need to purchase avoucher for one hundred and thirty dollars okay,
and that would give her the chanceto meet Kevin Costner in person.
Hey, that's pretty cheap. Andby vouchers they meant Apple gift cards.
So she's like, oh, andshe went and she got two of them,
totaling two hundred and fifty dollars.By the way, this is the

(01:34:32):
kicker of the story. She's unemployed, okay, so why are you spending
money on this at all just tobe Kevin? Like, even if it
was legit, let's just say,oh, it's a Kevin Costner fan club
and green whatever. You're unemployed andyou're spending two hundred and fifty dollars.
Deal though, people are dumb.That is so stupid. Of all of
his movies, the one that NicholasCage thinks that you should watch is Pig,

(01:34:57):
which came out in twenty twenty one. That's about the form chef who
goes looking for the thieves who stolehis truffle pig. Oh yeah, it
looks and sounds so dumb. Iobviously I've never seen it. I just
I heard when people were talking aboutwhen it came out. I saw the
trailer. It just and not tomention all the Nicholas Cage stuff at this
point is so weird, I know. I mean, he's done so many

(01:35:18):
odd movies to make up for hisfinancial losses, and it did get him
some of the best reviews of hiscareer. He says, quote, it's
something that I think people can getsomething out of because tragedy is going to
hit all of us at some point. It's just a matter of when.
Yeah, so that's cool. It'snot true. Okay, He's done like

(01:35:38):
one hundred and twenty some movies.This is someone that has like the best
or some of the best reviewed.Personally, the best movie I think he's
ever done, Raising Arizona. Youlove that, Love that movie. I
like Leaving Las Vegas. That's agood one. I love him in kick
Ass. I don't think I've everseen kick Ass. I love it.
Elton John was at a French shoestore when he had to peek. He

(01:36:00):
was told they didn't have a bathroom, which you know they do. Yeah,
you know, they got bathrooms andthe shift for the employees on and
it's it. Look dude, it'sEllen John. Yeah. So what he
did is he just peed in abottle right there in the middle of the
store. No, yeah, Ilove this story. Yeah. Other than
that, though, they said Eltonwas a really nice guy. Oh my

(01:36:21):
god. Yeah. Yeah, Imean I kind of maybe believed that they
didn't have a bathroom because they're suchold buildings over there, they might have
not had one. I could Icould buy that. Yeah. But so
what do the employees do you're workingthere all day. I'm sure they go
like down the street or something,or out into the alley or something else
place. Yeah. Also, ofall the people to get into it with

(01:36:41):
Search, Tanky and from System ofa Down is continuing his war of words
with Imagine Dragons. Oh no,there's a battle. Remember MTV used to
have a celebrity death match. Yes, that'd be pretty funny, like Surge
and then Dan, who's the leastthe two lead singers Searge from System,
Dan from Matt and Dragons. Butthe Surge is pissed that Imagine Dragons play

(01:37:02):
the show and azure by John andcompared to playing a show in Nazi Germany.
Okay, this this is all likeyou know, political stuff. So
he was also not happy that theDragons played the show in Baku. All
right. Dan Reynolds, the leadsinger for Imagine Dragons, responded saying that
it's a really slippery slope quote.I think the second you start to do
that, there are corrupt leaders andwarmongers all over the world. And where

(01:37:26):
do you draw the line? Yeah, decent point. And by the way,
the people who are going to theImagine Dragons concerts they're not the ones
making decisions, guys, They're notpulling the strings in those places. Well,
let's think about a place that doesn'thave a corrupt government where they can
perform right right, Candy Land.But like you know, everything else too.

(01:37:46):
When it comes to bands or celebrities, if you only watched movies or
listen to the music by people whoshare the exact same views that you do
your quiet house, yeah yeah,what would you watch, like, what
would you read? What would youlisten to? Like? I have to
separate the politics and everything else oreven sometimes the personalities from these people.

(01:38:10):
Who are in these bands that Iabsolutely love absolutely, you know, because
like some of them are really exhausting. It's like, man, you got
some really good music and everything.I don't want to hear you talk about
politics. Yeah. Oh it's theworse when you go to a show too.
Yeah, and they like between songs, they're giving you like a sermon
basically on stage about whatever it is. I think universally nobody enjoys that.

(01:38:32):
No, even if you agree withthem. Yeah, you two still does
a lot of that, like Ilove you too, and a lot of
the stuff like they're you know,the stuff that they're promoting is very nice,
peaceful, Kumbayak kind of stuff.Dude, shut up and play Desire.
Yeah, play the hits right forall you kinky gamers out there.
EA Games announced this month that theyhave added a polyamorous romantic aspect to their

(01:38:57):
popular life simulation game This sim Dude, you can hack sims where you full
on have sex with other characters.Well that's what they're saying. They've added
a polyamorous romantic aspect to it.So yeah, but like I'm talking about
hardcore stuff that keep them already going, you know, I'm saying Greg,
I get it, but it waslike a hack. It wasn't like an
official It was like dark web sims. Yeah, it was like I don't

(01:39:19):
know, some plugin or something likethat. Anyway, So there's a couple
of things that are happening for youthis morning. Time for your birthdays,
and you're born of birthday here onthe Woody Show, Both show, it's
Suthday. We're gonna it's Shimoda.We're gonna sit bitage. She was like,
it's Shure birthday, and you know, we don't all right. Starting

(01:39:41):
with the celebrities, Happy birthday toSophia Vigara. Oh, I love her.
She was Gloria on Modern Family andshe's fifty two years old. Right,
sounds like you just got off theboat today pretty much. I always
wanted that, like you've been herefor such a long time, yeah,
right, and it sounds like youjust got here two days ago like that,
Yeah, fifty plus years in AmericaAnd sounded like she got here yesterday.

(01:40:04):
But I think it's super easy topick up an accent if you go
somewhere around it. Yeah, afew days you finally starting to us like
fall into a little bit. ButDonna, when she lived in. Yeah,
he's super easy to fall into it. It's very difficult to drop out
of it. I guess, yeah, I guess she seems very cool.
Sophia mgar is fifty two years old. You got Jessica Simpson, who is

(01:40:24):
forty four. So you got AdrianGrenier. He was Vincent Chase, the
most disposable character on the show thatwas his show. Yeah, Entourage,
Like everybody else is super cool,Johnny Drama Turtle, everybody Ari Gold of
course, and he was the onecharacter like if they would have killed him
off in episode two of season one, it still would have been a great
show. I love that show.Adrian Greneer is forty eight and also kind

(01:40:47):
of dropped off the face of theearth. Yeah, are so you got
Thomas Ian Nicholas now Thomas Back whenhe was a kid, he was in
that movie Rookie of the Year aboutthe thirteen year old who's broken arm.
Got him a spot as a picturefor the Chicago Cubs. Yeah. Then
he grew up to play Kevin Myers, an American Pie. He was the
guy Kevin the American Pie'd never seeI never put that together. Oh you

(01:41:11):
didn't. No, Thomas Ian Nicholasis forty four today, and then he
got Robert Pine paunching John's boss sergeant. You know, Joseph was his name,
so for greater years old today.Yeah, that's Chris Pine's dad,
right, Yes, he was onchips and yeah, Chris Pine is his
son. Robert Pine is eighty threeyears old today. And your pornod birthday

(01:41:34):
is Sarah Chavn. And she goesdown easier than a cold beer on a
hot summer's day. I mean she'sshown that off in three hundred and twenty
six fine adult films, including AlienAss Party Volumes one and three. She
was also in Deep anal Abyss Volumefive. Oh It's scary, but Slammer's
Volume one, Oh wow, fantastic. One of her best roles in Mean

(01:41:57):
Face Sitters Volume six. She wasamazing in Orgy University. Also, Greg,
remember the movie she was in amunch on This Remember that? Yeah?
Didn't we see that one Christmas?And who could forget her unforgetable role
you guys and ask Destroyers Incorporated.Yeah, oh that's great. She has
some scary movie that is a SarahChavn. She's forty years old, big

(01:42:19):
birthday today. Wo Sarah Savon Chavanis forty. That's your porno birthday today,
your celebrity birthdays, and that alittle bit of what's happening around the
world of entertainment. Here on TheWoody Show, We're gonna take a quick
break, gets some more wooded showfor you. Next, hang on,
Sit Toy Marx The Woody Show.Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show. Well,

(01:42:42):
that's gonna do it for Wednesday morning. Everybody cool, Tiny to wrap
up, tell you wake you fineon the Full Show podcast. Just hit
up the woodieshow dot com today.The Menace No Hands Challenge. Yeah,
inspired by first grade project that Ihad back in the day where we all
had to write out step by stepinstructions on how to make a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich and the teacher totry to show you how you have to

(01:43:05):
be detailed about the directions, woulddo it exactly how you wrote it down,
and I just remember that was sochallenging. But a new challenge of
the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.Could Greg make one with his feet and
then seed it to menace. Sothe bread, the peanut butter, the
jelly, feed it into MENACE's mouth. He does love PB and Jaya so
much footmouth contact. I know yearsThe Menace Nohans challenge video and everything else

(01:43:30):
will be up on our social mediapages at the Woodies Show. But you
can hear that on the podcast today. Nark Week continued. It's Shark Week
on Discovery, It's Narc Week cartonArc Week. You're on the Woody Show.
Plus brand new redneck news, trendingnews headlines, more, all on
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(01:43:56):
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(01:44:17):
Cebas Sam, anything you like toadd, No Greg Gory parting words of
wisdom please Yeah, people who thinkthey know everything are really annoying to those
of us who do be quiet.You know, I've never felt that way
because I really don't feel like Iknow everything, but I do get I

(01:44:41):
do get pretty confident about the stuffthat I feel like I do know.
And maybe that's why people always go, man, why does what he dig
in on? Because there's certain thingsI am confident about, right, right,
And so I got to own thatstuff because there's like ninety percent of
stuff I have no idea about andI'm completely stupid about I hear you,
right, So you got to ownthe stuff that you're like your area of
expertise. You got a really socialmedia menace, right, you got to

(01:45:01):
really own that, you know,Sammy Yarn, Yeah, I know so
much about yard Like that's just youknow, Greg wine wine dude out in
your own back, that's right,What do you need to know? All
right? Thank you very much,Greg Gory, Thank you so much for
giving the what you show, someof your valuable time this morning. You
know, we'd love to appreciate youfor that. The rest of you guys

(01:45:24):
can suck it. We will catchyou back here on Thursday. Have a
great day. S M D DoubleM I quit this bitch,