The Woody Show July 1st 2024 Podcast

The Woody Show July 1st 2024 Podcast

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What is the dude to the graphicnature of this program? Listen to this
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is now in session. Hey,good morning everybody. Today's Monday. You
can have a brand new month.It is July the first, twenty twenty
four July. We are the WoodyShow. Thanks for being here giving us
some of your valuable time this morning. I'm what that's great gory? Do

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you menace what? There's sea bassSammy in many ways to be a part
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you on the show today. It'saround a Really you seem to like those
Yeah. We asked ten people dothey like the segment, and ten out
of ten said yes, oh really, because it's a great segment. We
got that for you also agree ordisagree. I got some wiener news for
Menace, because you know, Wienersare funny. Who are Menace loves penises?

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And then also a little conversation herein the next hour, and you're
calls and text messages on this thedumbest parent rules, like whether it's your
parents or your friend's parents, orsome of the dumbest rules that parents had
that you had to deal with.So we're gonna have that for you.
You're on the Woody Show. DrunkDoyle voicemails as well, But I'll start

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with a story about how I juststraight up and embarrassed myself. I went
to dinner with another couple this weekend. Dude, so embarrassing. Oh I'm
so drunk. Really, oh really, Oh yeah, you don't get drunk
that often. Really yeah, Andso to where like the next day,

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my wife is like, you feelokay, And of course I did,
because it's tequila and tequila that givesme zero hangover no matter how much of
it I have. It's a mirrorthat is incredible. And because the thing
is like I wasn't paying attention,you know, like we're sitting there or
this dinner slow play, Greg,which you love it. Yeah, and
you know they just kept bringing youknow, doubles, doubles right right,

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doubles nice, knocking them down,bring a double, knock it down,
easy, easy and interesting. Andthen when you're I mean, when you're
saying the whole time also that likedoesn't affect you because you don't know how
drunk you are, you're yeah.So then you know, we uh we
shut the restaurant down basically, andthen got in the car and I'm slurring

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and I'm nice. So my wifewas like fun, she was you could
tell she was laughing at me.I'm like, you are the worst drunk
that I know, Like, whoare you to criticize me? You know?
It was just having fun wasted Yeah, and it's a rare thing.
Yeah. Anyway, we were facetimingDjson Martinez of course because like heh yeah,

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I was. Yeah. So itwas embarrassed. I had to like
that embarrassing. I had to sendan apology because we're adults, you know
what I mean, just I don'tknow. It was what do you expect
kids to do that? No yousay or do anything that was mortifying?
I don't I don't think you knockanything not Then you're fine. No,

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did you blurt something out that youshouldn't have? Yeah, I said you're
fine. I said, apologies onefor getting so twisted. I hear I
was obnoxious and annoying. Okay,I don't think so. But like what
my wife's finds obnoxious and annoying.Who knows that changes by the minute what
she considers obnoxious and annoying. Okay, fair, you know, depending on

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what mood she's in or what she'swilling to deal with. You know,
sure, so God, that sucked, but nothing, No, you're I
believe me. I've been in thissituation a billion times. You're way harder
on yourself than the people around youbecause the people around you are also drinking,
so they're not like retaining a lotof stuff they've been said. There's

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been times where I, you know, I put my hotel room number in
my phone so I don't forget it, and then one I'm even on that
floor, I can't find it.I'm just but what do I guarantee you're
way harder on yourself than that's whatin all areas. But yeah, but
you didn't fall down. And that'sthe thing. I really kind of pride

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myself on if I have been havingdrinks, Like, I'm not that guy,
Like I'm not the guy who's loud, obnoxious, annoying. You weren't
a sweaty mess doing the d ui Q gropie fighting or none of that's
falling. I My video lives forever. That's embarrassing. But we got all

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the questions, right, that istrue. But sweat was pouring off of
that angry drunk and you're yah,and you're good nailed it. Yeah,
I mean I paid for dinner.I am paid for the car service to
drive us to and from dinner sonobody would have to drive. We could
all tie one on everybody's uber.It's okay, nobody needs to be apologized

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to. Yeah, you know,so it was. You know, I
did my part to make it agood evening. Yeah you know, well,
there's just nothing to be upset aboutit. I know now because then
now I'm thinking about it more.Oh okay, I think you're an apology
for the apology, right, I'msorry. I got to go back to
my like, I just don't drink. No, yeah, god, that's
no fun. So you had agood time, you drank, nothing happened.

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Now you're not gonna try it drink. I had a great time until
I got home and my wife waslike, what was that? All right,
well, don't give up drinking.Give up Your wife told that it's
called having fun it. Join it? Yeah, yeah, join it.
We do have some of the drunkole voicement. That's what I should have
left. Okay, all right,that would have been funny. Didn't even

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think about it. It's my ownshow. Forgot forgot about something we do
on eight seven seven four. Whatif you're calling in, We'll see what
you left in the drunk out voicemails. I was planning to get to there,
but then I realized that I hadmy my story I wanted to share.
Well, yeah, there was nothere's no reason to be apologetic or

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embarrassed. Greg. You know howyou felt after we had that audio of
you outside of our party. There'snowhere rapping. Yeah, like and there
you explain your sense of embarrassment.Right, But okay, now, if
that was keep it. Keep inmind, I wouldn't even have been on
the street for that video. Hadyou would he not carried me up the

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stairs blacked out function. Yeah,but I'm saying, like, when Greg
described that level of embarrassment. That'show I felt. Right, we should
have had you sing a song orI know that that would would have been
way better. That would be great, I would We'll get to the drug

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tile voicemails right after the break.It's the Woody Show. Hey, it's
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a kid in the eighties, theygassed all the kids, gassed all the
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This is a wood shoe. Allright, Welcome back drunk dial voicemail time.
Now there is a number that issigned just a drunk doll voicemail if

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you want to keep that in yourphone. Nine O nine drunk VM is
the number. That's nine nine drunkVM. But it's just as easy to
get to what's w I call thenumber that you would call anytime that you
want to be part of the show, which is eight seven seven forty four,
Woodie. That's eight seven seven fortyfour, Woody. You can either
leave an after hours voicemail or you'llsay hey for the drunk doll voicemail,

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press two or three whatever it is, and then leave your message there.
But it's just easier as far asremembering the number goes, because sometimes,
and we've heard it a number oftimes in the moment, in the moment,
it's a really hard thing to remember. Sometimes your name is very dificult
to remember. Yeah, we madeit a simple as let's see what you
left for us on the drunk dialvoicemail. All right, drunk dill voicemails,

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here we go. Oh yeah,baby, you baby drunk doll voice.
Hey Greg, Greg, Greg?Why man, Greg, I sent
you a thing. You will notbelieve it. Roast me, Roast me,
roast me, baby. Everybody lovedyou, everybody. Okay, Yeah,

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so he's had a really good time. All right, Yeah, so
he wants to be roasted by Greg. Okay, I need a little bit
more infro, needs some context.Yeah, uh, roast random guy.
All right, eight, I havethis sad drunk empathy for my fridge.
This one's been with me for likeeighteen years. It's kept so many good

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things with cold frozen. But itdied this morning and it's time to replace
it. I'm so sorry for allthe landfills out there. Bye bye.
Yeah, so many things. Colah, it's had a couple of drinks and
now she's had some really weird drunkempathy for her fridge. It worked so

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hard, and sometimes it's hard tolet go of that fridge. Nine to
nine drunk VM drunktyle voicemail. Ijust want to let you know that I
told my girlfriend one night that Ireally want to for the pea words.
Sent a text message. It cameout wrong, a little thing. I

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told her how much I wanted togive her the lenas thelenus oh by all
right. Yeah. The auto correcton those types of words and sometimes can
be a little tricky, very annoying. We'll give you the penis and it
comes out the leanist. Maybe it'sthe Lena's penis. Just eight were listening

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to the old interviews Get Joe,koy On and Sammy sounded pretty hot.
For him, Sammy, you everhit that? Let us know, I
don't. Why not get on it? All right? Yeah, that's a
that's a question I've actually heard before. Do you think that Sammy and Joe

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ever had a thing, because shedefinitely has it for Joe Koy, I
think so. I don't think sheowns a piece of clothing that doesn't say
Joe koy or O cooy stuff fora Christmas sweater. Yeah, that's our
patriots is the only two things.Yeah, have you and Joe ever been
a thing, even for like alittle one night thing? No? Never,
nope, never never tell Yeah rightyeah, yeah exactly. You can

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tell the straight up truth and theywon't believe it anyway. It is the
straight up truth. The first thatquestion, So oh I get it.
It is accused people think they knowJoe loving Sammy more than us. Well
yeah, yeah, look at useighty four. Hey, what's up you

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guys. I just want to sayI love you food, Steve Ash,
Greg ry my number one. SorryI said the airport, wine and beard
don't mix. And I want tosay, Greg, you need to watch
that new Liam Neeson movie. Isaw it on a Sorry, really really

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good. I love you guys,Greg and number one, very impressive.
That's a big mind. All right, that was really good. Any movies
good on a plane, movies goodeforty four woodings Edge. So it's just

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me here with my lesbians, nicebreak, drinking nice and I have never
kissed another girl. And the lesbianshave a hot tub and we're headed out
to the hot tub. We'll letyou know what happened, follow up,

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let us know how the night went. Greg really needs to know. Oh
my god, she's never kissed agirl. They're drinking and there's a hot
dump. Yeah, woods ednas,I just said the drunk The ministry said,
I'm at a karaoke bar singing karaokein that ministry said I'm not go
think so yeah. Also, Bathis Raby's Friday friend. You guys,

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you know bye? All right,there you go. You know what I
could tell you with the authority thathe made a stayment. That's probably true
that Raby's Friday friend is I mean, hashtag fats right eight seven seven forty
four. What a drunk dial voicemail. I still feel just as drunk as

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the first time a ministery seven.So power ranking, Yeah, power ranking,
I think is what I was goingto do. So Raby's number one.
Hell yeah, because we just geteach other. We just vibe,
you know, I get it.So Raby number one and then third Man,
Third Mere Spirit animals, bro,I love you. Oh and Greg.

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I can't believe I forgot about Greg. What are your slats you?
Bro? Right? I love you? Can you mean best friends? Yes,
that's about it, but don't tellmy pants because their Mormon. Oh
okay, all right, away fromthe folks like the drunk We don't have

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to be friends. You sound likean annoying bitch anyway, So great.
I was totally vibing with it.Was sweet and funny. Yeah and funny.
You're perfect for Rady. We bothare. Well, there's your drunk
voicemails everybody voice, Oh, Ilove them nine to nine drunk VM.
Put that number on your phone soyou don't even have to try to remember.

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Not you might have to try toremember that you have it in your
phone. Yeah, right, andto call right. We had a guy
one time. He had a listof stuff to do. He put an
X on his hand. This guywe used to work with it. He
put an X on his hand toremind himself that he had a list of
things he had to do in hispocket. So the X was to remind
him of the list in the pocketof the things that he had to do.

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A proof friend proof Wait why ifthat's what it takes us? What
it was? All right? Morewoodhe shows next? Hang on, Oh
great, the costs are here.Okay, sit tight for a few The
Woody Show will be right back assoon as that he dies down. Okay,
come on, guys, fucking getdown. It's a Woody Show and
it's another new hour of insensitivity trainingfor a politically correct world. I'm Whatody,

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that's Raby Hello, that is great. Gory Minutes is here? What
is that? Woody? There's asea bat. Yes, we've got Sammy
Bort is here, Caroline is here, Morgan is here, and we are
taking your calls at eight seven sevenforty four. What it's eight seven seven
forty four? What he hit usup with the text over to two to
nine eight seven coming up for youthis hour. I have that list that

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I've been mentioning. This is thelist that the someone came up with.
Things that people like to pretend thatnobody does, like nobody, who would
do that? Curious about that.But I'm looking at this list and I'm
thinking, I think there's more peoplethat do these things than they want to
admit. We're gonna teest test yourUh, we're gonna test your honesty,
see how honest you can be.You know, I am a pillar of

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honesty. Oh yeah, absolutely.When I think of who's just going to
give me a straight answer, Ithink you and I think we should be
number one. Number one. Aye, we got some stuff here. Oh

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really really yeah, really, wellthis is gonna come as no surprise to
anybody, but hotel jacuzzies are gross. There was a whole They did a
whole, big write up on itto try to explain to people why they're
so gross. A microbiologist was partof this whole thing, and uh,

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this is why jacuzzies at hotels aredisgusting, because there's definitely poop in there.
They say a little fun fact fromthe article, the average person has
around one hundred milligrams of poop justhanging out between their butt cheeks at any
given time. Really, butt washing, toilet and shower are good things.
And that's only around a fiftieth ofa teaspoon. But the fifty people have

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used your hotel jacuzzi that day throughthe math, right, And it's not
just getting on your skin. Youcould swallow some without knowing even breathe it
in. Also, viruses, funguses, bacteria love hot tubs. People are
just if there's kids in there.People in general just gross. I mean,
what's the chance of these disgusting peoplewho are discussing already showering off before

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they get in the hot tub.You used to see that, like public
pools, please shower off before gettingin the pool. Nobody did that.
No, nobody did that. Andthe article does mention hotels just don't clean
them enough. Roa in general,the water and hot tubs is only supposed
to be changed out once every threemonths, and a lot of hotels don't
use enough chemicals to keep them clean. And even if they did, the

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chemicals themselves are bad for you becausethey you know, they killed germs.
They're also toxic. So you're supposedto limit yourself to a fifteen minute dip
fifteen Yeah, skin irritation, stingyeyes, and you know, speaking of
the irritated eyes, that's usually causedyou know, the chemical created when chlorine
mixes with pea and other bodily fluidsand it smells a little like bleach.

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So if the hotel you know,pool jacuzzi has a strong bleach smell,
doesn't necessarily mean it's clean. Itjust might be extra gross. But hey,
this just in hotel jacouzzies are gross, really really and if Greg used
it, think about all the sexualacts oh my god, as well it
has happened. Yeah, you andthe pooping in the shower thing, which

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I still don't necessarily believe that youdo. I'm not saying like you haven't
had an action like ravy. Idon't know why you don't believe. Then
I'm like I'm saying, like afully formed urn, not something liquidy or
whatever. And for folks who arenew to this, this is not like
a standards like a plug, youknow, a tub with the plug in
it. It is an open,you know, big glass door, a

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very fancy shower that has just thatcenter drain that's removable. So when you
go number two, you remove thedrain cover. Drain's always off. Now
it's permanently off because he's not wafflestopping. So I have all the hair
and stuff it wasn't there. Ithink I catch the hair yeah, so
he's the sea mass, just aman of efficiency that he poops in the

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shower. Sure, but yeah,I'm sure the building loves it. Uh
here's the clip. This is fromthat show Superstore. Mm hm oh yeah,
and they were pooping in the shower, came up raybe remembered this.
Yeah, okay, how about whatis the most embarrassing way you've ever injured

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yourself? Go, I slipped inthe shower once because I slipped on my
own poop. Why just deuce inthe shower? Okay, right, when
you guys are in the shower andhave to go, you just hold it.
Yes, sure, so you don'tpoop in the shower every morning and
stamp it down the drain with yourfeet. Okay, whatever, screw you

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snowflakes. Yeah, this is soHow easy is it to be a sitcom
actor? You just you don't evenhave to, like really try to do
a good job at reading your lineswould be really hard. That's a nice
deflection, But there's no stocking there. Why do you bring me into it?

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Because he took the cover off,so the little dream cover off,
thank you, Thank god. Wespent some money on this show, guys.
According to a recent survey, fiftypercent of people say that they would
eat vegetables more than they do nowif they tasted better. Why did they
contact me for that? Why wouldyou even have to ask the question?

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I mean, they're so good ifyou put salt on the cheese. Most
people admit to getting one or twocups a day, less than the amouth
that you're supposed to have. Ohwhat, that's less than a week.
You're like, that's a ton twocups we have? I have I think
like a cup of day, acup of days. He's like trying to

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Yeah, but I'm not. I'mnot eating a lot at all. We're
talking about like zucchini, broccoli ata mommy, you know, things like
that. Yeah, at the momentit's technically a bean. But technically a
bean, but get credit for that. A caulflower. I love cauliflower.
Yeah, spinach, I mean,leave me some spinach. I had tomato
sauce in my spaghetti last night.Marathon. Yeah, so this just in

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veggies should taste better, and ifthey did, people would eat more of
them. Oh pretty good. Yeah, I got to know. Really From
the American Academy of Pediatrics, theyjust released the new rees that shows that
the majority of kids between the agesof two and five are getting too much
screen time. Yeah, that's right, too much with the TV, the

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tablets, the video games. Kidstwo to five'spen about twenty five percent of
their entire day in front of ascreen, and that leads to obesity and
inactivity. This just in Yeah,yeah really so. Experts recommend parents reducing
the time a kids spend in frontof a screen. Also try to balance
screen time with some outdoor activities likeplaying and walking. No is the tablet

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like a miracle device for your parentsbecause they see more and more. Well,
look, if you're if you're tryingto have a nice dinner and you
got a little kid, and it'stough to uh, you know, they
just don't have the ability to bereasoned with. They're nice and quiet with,
you know. Yeah, Like ifyou're if you're just looking to enjoy
and you know what, quite frankly, anybody without kids who just wants to
have a night, you should bein favor of parents letting their kids have

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the tablets of the phones. I'mnot at the table some people do.
They're like, you can't even sitthere without being on your phonees, your
tablets. What are you teaching yourkids? It's being a family. I
just want to have a nice meal. And I judge when they're all on
tablets and phones. Yeah, likethat time I saw my mom uncle.
Every single person in this family,all the way down to Todder had their

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own talking to each other. Isthe point of going out to dinner?
But are we're hungry? But arethey being quiet? Sure that case,
I don't care what people are doingas long as they're quiet not being obnoxious.
The worst is you know the parentswho just are oblivious to their kids
and they have the fork or thespoon or whatever and banging it on the

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plate, and parents think it's soadorable. They stop it. They stand
up when turns around, pulls thebeanie off your Yeah. I don't care
about your kid. But I'm luckyman, because both of my kids,
they would rather be outside playing withthe other kids in the neighborhood than sitting

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inside on video game. Like wehave to say no, it's time to
come inside. After a while,it's like pitch black outside, no time
to come in. So my wifeis like with the outside, like,
yeah, that's better than sitting inhere. What are they gonna do in
here. That's fantastic. They're gonnabe on PlayStation or on the tablet watching
stupid YouTube videos. Your wife's aroundthem all day, wants to be around

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them more, I mean not allday they're at school. She knows what
love is. Yeah, but don'tyou think it's time for them to come
inside? I'm like, why they'renot bothering anybody? Yeah, I'm gonna
get dark. That was always arib. Here. I'll give you one
more for the oh really file breathtaking survey here you guys. According to
a new study from the researchers atTexas Women's University, looking in the mirror

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as a fat person encourages overweight peopleto try to make healthy changes. Yeah,
they say, because you see yourselfand you I don't like the way
that you look, and the sinkingfeeling of seeing love handles and other unflattering
bulges motivates people to change their eatingand exercise habits. They also said that

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looking at your reflection actually reduces anxietyand body is satisfaction. What while improving
self? Not in my house,magic mirror, my experience I might have
been I know, really ten yearsago, but judging by the way people
address these days. I don't knowif I believe that. Yeah, fair,
I know they look like you lookedat the mirror before you went out
with your crop top and you saidyou're seventy five pounds over the way sidebar.

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One of the times that I lostseventy pounds was initiated by being out
of town, staying at a fancyhotel that was all glass and mirrors,
And before I went and got inthe shower, I'm like, hm,
because nobody wants to poop after youget ot of the shower, right,
So I'm like, oh, that'swaste of time. Yeah, I should
probably poop now, or unless yousee best poop in the shower. And
I'm like, oh, I'm gonnapoop now before I get in the shower.
So of course it's turned the wateron to get a warm greg and

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then I sat down and take adump, right, yeah, twenty minutes.
Yeah, well it's not that long, maybe like five minutes. Anyway,
as I'm sitting there his glass andmers, I caught a glimpse of
myself and grossed myself out. Iwas so disgusted that I immediately after I
left and got home from that trip, I joined the gym, bought thousands
of dollars of personal training, andover the course of this was like in

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February. So from February to June, I lost sixty pounds. Wow,
he was committed. I went,I was. I was twice a day,
Jim Guy, Yeah, I wasa twice. I was doing weights
and an hour of an hour ofweights, hour of cardio every day and
eating like so much chicken and vegetables. Yeah, yeah, but that was

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all because I grossed myself out,like job of the huts, sitting on
the toilet taking a crap. It'sI know, but it could have been
better. I realized that there's it'snever gonna be great, but like it
could have been a lot better,a lot. Yeah. Just it was
just like seriously, just a pileof flesh piled on top of the of
the toylet just picturing a head onit. That compared to the Tom Brady

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underwear photo he just took, itwas very similar. He's sitting but he
got his package covered. How youlook about you know the same? Yeah,
there you go. Looking in themirror causes you to maybe address your
diet and exercise when you're fat CockshowSo here's this list. I just thought

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it was funny and it was allin the umbrella of things that we all
do in secret, pretending that nobodyelse does it. All right, who
are you fool? And we,I say we the majority of these things
we all do, okay, yeah, but uh, maybe don't want to

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admit it, which is where we'retesting your honesty. Like number one in
the list was making snap judgments aboutpeople based on their appearance. Totally do
that, and I recommend it forpeople. Yeah, and I want to.
I would really love to speak tosomebody who says claims they don't get
at everybody does. Please, ofcourse they do. And whatever you do,

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there's always somebody that will reply,like if it's on social media or
whatever, and they will take issuewith you and take you to task.
But I'm like, wait, waita minute, you're judging me based on
so you're judgmental. You're just judgingme in my opinion on this guy and
the fact that he's got you know, dude, the gauged Yeah, where

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were we greg that at a bar? The ball? Okay, this woman
had the I mean even these werelike hula hoops, they were humongous cages.
Ear lobes looked infected almost they wereso big. Yeah, so gross.
And then she had the bar throughthe nose hot yeah, and I
thought, I don't think she'll bethe CEO of a bank, and so

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Greg nudged me, and I'm like, oh god, so yeah, making
snap judgments about people based on theirparents, I do, right, of
course, Greg. Yeah, everyonedoes. People ask you, how do
you how do you find all thesecharacters you talked to? I look at
them right and make snap judgment.Yes, and it works. Having full
conversations with your pet guilty Yeah,uh, full conversations. Yeah, we

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talked to them. What are youdoing? Yeah, like you know,
yeah, that's a conversation, allright, Yeah, a little baby,
yeah of course, yeah, anypets. Yeah, that's stupid. I
was trying to get Crosby to understandthe other day with a head. Sweetie,
you just cannot be on my lapright now because I can't get through

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this Hogwarts legacy quest. So Ineed you off my lap because I need
to be more focused. Please pleaseunderstand. Look, cat, you gotta
watch out for those cats. They'renot going to get fed in that game.
Are you a little baby dog,you my buddy. You have that
conversation, right, I do.I'll tell Kelly the story about when I

(30:51):
picked her up. Remember when Igot you and you're just being spade,
You're so sleepy. I asked themhow their day is going? You had
an exciting day? Huh? Areyou being good? Yeah? What's new
next? Saving dead batteries or electronics? Pretending that you're gonna dispose of them
properly and then just getting to thepoint where you say it and just throw

(31:11):
it in the trash. Oh yeah, guilty, Oh totally. I throw
batteries right in the garbage the recyclingband. I throw a full on electronics
to do them in a recycling band. Yeah, car guys, figure it
out. I do that. Iwould never never got a ticket for it.
I'm at least gonna send it tothe landfill. What's gonna end up
anyway? Old can opener? Andif you're at the beach, throw the
ocean. Yeah. Yeah. AndI have I have had the situation where

(31:36):
I had full intentions of like,I have some cleaning out of the storage
are to do, and I findsome old electronics or whatever, and I'll
put them aside. Going I'm gonnabring this to an electronic recycling place,
and then after about a month ofnot doing it, I go get is
out of here. I'm tired oflooking at it. You put them right
in the garbage. I'm not evensure what to do with batteries. I
don't Yeah, are you supposed tobring those double a's and you're remote or

(32:00):
you're you know, you put themright in the garbage. What do you
know? How you won't watch ashow based on the name. Yeah,
like, oh, that's just thedumb I hate the term E waste bring
your e ways like, uh,I'll throw in the garbage thing. I
think if you go like a bestBuy, you see the little bands they
have, I believe that's what you'resupposed to be doing. And what do
they do with them? The dumpsterthe back some something on fire? Where's

(32:22):
the e waste place? Bring thosemagical you know? What do they do?
And they like they separate the metalthings from the plastic things to whatever
thing it's going in the dumpsters.They just want you to get to best
Buy. The recycling hanging at thispoint is just to make people feel better.
Really, if you look at thebig picture, there are certain things
that get recycled like little little mountainplastic, right is it? Plastic?

(32:46):
Plastics gets recycled. Aluminum okay,plastic, forget it? Everywhere ye tires
into stuff. Your pizza boxes aren'tthe grease on. You're not even supposed
to put those in recycling. Uh. These are things on a list of
things that people pretend that likes topretend that nobody does. But I'm arguing

(33:08):
we all do them. Looking upwords that people use because we don't know
what they mean, even though wepretend to understand when they are mentioned all
the time. I don't. Necessarilywhat I look up is communications from my
text from my niece and nephew.They'll respond with initials, and I'm like,

(33:29):
what does that mean? Yeah?I have done that, Like where
I hear if I'm watching something onTV and I go, I don't know
what the hell that is, I'lllook it up real quickly, just so
I got anything else. Man isopening a card and pretending not to be
looking for cash or a gift cardto fall out. I don't even pretend.
Oh, I'm surprised. I wasn'teven thinking about that. Of course,

(33:52):
it's a birthday card or a Christmascard from your parents or something like
that. Great, how many doI don't even pretend? How have I
opened a card in front of you, Greg, without even looking at four
hundred opens open nothing and if there'ssomething inside, then I read it right

(34:14):
to send something. Yeah, here'sa text says you can put your batteries
in a zip block bag and leavethem on top of your trash cans.
When you take your trash out,the garbage man will take them to be
properly recycled. No, they willnot. My garbage man will take the
bin, it'll dump into the truck. Trash will overflow onto the street and
they go drive away. Yeah,they will not. I'm sure Greg does

(34:37):
this panic cleaning before guests come overand then apologizing for the mess. Yes,
agreed, panic. No, hisstate is always ready, always ready.
But when you walk in someplace andit's like not even filthy or like,
you know, clutter, like I'mreally sorry, I come, my
god, I'm really sorry about themess, that's almost like a you know,

(34:59):
the people that want to pretend thatthey're not pretty, you know,
and they're just looking for that guy. Oh no, your place looks great.
Oh did you put any makeup ontoday, right, No, but
I still but I honestly feel thatit's still messy. You'll filter, yeah,
because you're panic cleaning, and thenyou know you didn't get to everything,
so you're like sorry, reading messagesfrom the notification bar and then pretending

(35:22):
you didn't see the message until muchlater, yes, or watching the call
come through and then later saying sorryI missed your call. Yes, of
course, everybody. Everybody's done that. I have. Every buddy was just
telling me that he tries to getas much of the message that he can
just from the notification totally, butthen he won't even open it because of

(35:42):
the read it. But I said, you could turn off that, you
know, red, and then itgives the time that it was read.
I don't know why anybody has thaton. I would never have. That
just puts more pressure on you,Like I promise, I'm not trying to
ignore you, maybe in the momentbecause I'm in the middle of something else,
but I will get back to you. But those people, like if
you don't hit them up right away, they text you again, Yeah they

(36:04):
don't like that, yeah, andthen they try calling read this yeah yeah,
respond yeah. Uh. When yougo into an aisle at a store
and you see someone in front ofthe object you're looking for, but you
pretend that you're getting something else,all while hovering near them, waiting for
them to leave that area so youcan get it. No, I have
no menace. I'll just excuse meand then I'll I'll just stand there.

(36:28):
Yeah, there's a there's a thingabout menace in the office. Like if
like two people are in Let's sayhe goes to see somebody and two people
are clearly in the meeting or havinga conversation, the door is closed,
he will hover right outside. Yeah, and so like you're known as the
hoverer. Oh no, I likedon't fully aware. Like so I'll hear
conversations all the time, Like,oh so menace came to see the other

(36:49):
day, dude, So I wasin a meeting and he was just out
there circling. Yeah, like Idon't see them. They're not they're not
going to be in the office.Yeah, I won't see him for another
four days. I know. Butit's not like you know, you don't
give me like the hey call mewhen you get a second. You're not
going to call me either. Yeah, I know who exactly what you're talking
about too. I get think ofthree people, three people are like yeah,

(37:10):
and it just makes it uncomfortable becauseyou're in the middle of this conversation.
You feel like you know he's notgoing to go away. I won't
go away, Yeah, I heard, because I got to get done.
Other shows get like deals and stuffbecause of minutes. Unfortunately. Yeah,
the hover you know, huh uh. Smelling our own body odors on the
list, of course. I usedto be obsessive without that here because I

(37:31):
always thought rave would think I stink. And then farting in public is the
last thing on the list. Ifno one's around, Oh yeah, I
do it all the time. Iwouldn't fart in the crowd. Well,
I mean I would after I've alreadytest fired. I've told you about that.
My strategy is like I will,let's say, like right now,
I was camling a fart. Iwill, And I haven't farted in here

(37:51):
or that I can remember today.But I would go out in the hall
or somewhere you know, where peoplearen't around, and I would cut one
and I'll see if it stinks.If I'm just cutting straight air biscuits that
don't stink, then I'll feel morecomfortable like letting them loose, and I'll
have like a little test one inhere, and then after that we're in
the clear. Yeah, but likeif it stinks out there, I will

(38:13):
canmel them. I think, atleast in the elevator when you're alone.
Oh my god, but I gotstuck in that situation just the other day.
I was leaving the station and thedoors open up, and whoever was
in their labs had just, ohmy god, like they're coll and fell
out, like you could have beenlooking around to see if there was a

(38:36):
pile in the elevator stunk so bad. And then the next person thinks right
to you. So anyway, theelevator door is closed, it goes down
one floor. It doesn't even getto the lobby. It goes down one
floor to where we have more coworkers, and it opens up and they're
walking into me and a cloud ofass. Well, obviously I'm doing the

(39:01):
Woody show shout out. So y'allneeds to had your woodies, had your
Rady, had your Greg, andhad your minutes, because they killed around
here so you can win and tellthat it's oh boy, old boy.
Yeah, seem like there's been alot of stories in the news about people
stealing dildos. We had that startedabout the guy he's still like a free

(39:22):
foot one right, get shut down. They did bust them. And now
there's this one from Australia. Thisguy was caught on camera stealing a dildo
from an adult store. According tothe report, it was a quote,
very big phallic toy, you know. It says he picked up a box,
he looked at the price tag onehundred and forty two dollars. Inflation

(39:43):
is clearly hitting the dildo mark.Well, yeah, that's say those big
dildos are big money, and uhhe put it down, but then he
grabbed the display version that was sittingout, stuff that into his pocket,
then walked out. The police havethe video. They're asking, hey,
do is anybody recognized this guy?The owner says, hygienic wise, stealing
a tester wouldn't be my first choice. That was a tester, That's what

(40:08):
I said. They had They tookthe display version so you can kind of
see it and feel it and whatever. Yeah, but like why would you
you could? Aren't you supposed toput anywhere dishwasher dishwashers safe? Well,
that was a big story line onBroad City. Is like they were dating

(40:30):
this one dude who enjoyed Peggy andshe put his favorite device in the dishwasher
and it warped, very upset somad. I think that was Seth Rogan.
Is there anything to know what's thelatest and greatest in the in the
adult toy sorry world menace used tohave. I used to all this knowledge

(40:51):
about what was the one the womanizerthe Womanizer, but I think they changed
the name just recently. And thenthe hud Tachi magic wand has been like
one of the leaders in the table. You know I've seen a lot of
these days. Is the little itlooks like a rose but it's a vibrator.
Yeah, I got silicone. Youknow rose. You know Bud or
not bud, but you know flower? Right, you jam down. The

(41:14):
reason I knew it was SEXI onlypodcasts because I'm friends with Emily, But
i haven't seen it in a while, so I'm not up to date on
everything. I ever send you acrate of those greatest The latest there was
that one thing was the there wasthe necklace where it looked like a legit
like it kind of looked like apen that you wear around your neck.

(41:35):
Yeah, okay, yeah, Ibelieve that's on the good Yeah. Weren't
you subscribed to like one of thoselike they send you a different box of
stuff every month, the toy ofthe month. Yeah, like like like
a box of nerd stuff. Someof like limited edition stuff in there,
like Ariber dildo box, mean asubscriber dildo box to look into that.

(41:55):
Yeah, womanizes are still big.Someone says they worked for Hustler. Still
very noise. Yeah. What aboutthe thing that's shaped like a horseshoe or
it has like the one part forthe you know, yeah yeah, and
then what are what are those?It's the number one ranked by Cosmo this
year, is that the little Horse? One of the brands is skin s

(42:16):
K y N Yeah, and yeah, it's like a little uh yeah.
So the bottom part like goes inthere and then the top part just kind
of sits on top, so youknow, not everything covered. But that
was the that was the innovation ofthe rabbit back in the day, was
the Yeah. Yeah, but thisone's not as big and intimidating. Yeah,
for as much as like people likeRavy like, oh I need eight

(42:37):
inches vibrators that are best sellers.Are not a smaller, they're not huge.
Yeah, that's because those women arebeing realistic. I think she wont
something super huge. But right thenwe had that guess the size still though,
what I fail? Alright? Hehit us over with the text over
to two to nine eight seven show. This is a Woody Show, and

(43:04):
we are into another new hour ofinsensitivity training for a politically correct world here
on this Monday morning. Yay,we are the Woody Show. I'm Woody.
That is raving up there. Wego by Friday, we'll have all
the buttons worked out. Yeah,there's a Greg Gory. Hi, menace
is here? What is up,Woody? I got a story involving a

(43:25):
Wiener here. Ool. Yeah,nice, We've got Sea Mass, got
Sammy, there's Borton, Caroline.We've got Morgan on the phones. You
call them in eight seven seven fortyfour, Woodie, that's a seven seven
forty four. That's eighty seven sevenforty four. Text over to two two
nine eight seven. Yeah. Sowe have a new thing that we're gonna

(43:47):
try out this hour. It's calledagree or disagree, all right, and
so this is gonna be a statementor this is MENACE's idea. Yes,
so it's like a statement where thevoice has been changed, and then we
have to see if we agree ordisagree with whatever the point of the statement
is, and then we find outafterwards who said it. So there's no
bias exactly the bias right, No, So we're gonna try that. That'll

(44:10):
be coming up later on in thehour. All metas, here's the US
the wier related story, and againthis is another story about a guy setting
a woman an unsolicited d pict Ohno, yeah, it's a poker pro.
Melissa Schubert, she received an unsolicitedd pict from a guy who calls

(44:32):
himself Coke can Greg. Is thatyou wish it was from the ground up,
so you saw everything, the wholepackage. And so, being the
proud owner of the DM that wasjust sent to her, she opted to
post it on her Twitter feed withhis name attached. Wow and where he's

(44:59):
asking her if she wanted to receivethe message in the DM screenshot with the
caption thanks, I hate it CokeCaine. Greg not pleased, So first
he asked her to delete the tweetbecause he was drunk and it was a
private message, especially for her.Oh, she refused, She scolds him

(45:19):
for his contribution to her DMS andshe blocked him. So then Coke Can
Greg then reaches out to her employer, a casino poker room through a direct
message, claiming that she was abusingand harassing him and saying that they should
be aware of the caliber of personthey were employed. Oh you're the Yes,

(45:43):
you sent an unsolicited d pic Andif his nickname is Coke Caine and
it's real, why do you letit tweet it to the world. Now,
the poker chick had already given herHR department the story of what was
happening, and so the employer thensent Coke can Greg a screenshot of his

(46:06):
dog that he had sent to her, asking is this the flirty DM in
question? I love that. That'sfunny. And they promised a full investigation
in the matter and suggested the policeand the court system will be better equipped
to handle the situation. And thenCoke Caine Greg suggested that police involvement shouldn't

(46:28):
be necessary and he was hoping forthe company's HR department that they would discipline
her, that this would discipline her. He made it a bigger story,
and so you know what they didas opposed to caving or whatever. They
said, I assure you this willnever be forgotten ever. Thanks again,
Greg. Wow. And then andthat was it. I mean, I

(46:49):
do agree with him. Don't getthe cops and the courts involved, just
and just go your way. Andthen at that point his social media pages
all got marked to private. Yeahall right. Barstool Sports had a whole
thing. They had the entire conversation. That's cool, dude's so funny,
like that so funny. I havea Wiener story one sure, yeah quick.

(47:15):
And it's like online class and it'slike has like three D modeling and
stuff in my golf pencil men,and my my teacher was like taking this
three D model and then elongating something. And then he elongates it and he
goes, oh, sorry about that, because it looked exactly like a Wiener
Immediately he goes, oh yeah,and he's like trying to like shift it

(47:38):
in a certain way, and itis kept on looking like a bigger and
bigger Wiener class star. That remindsme I have a Wiener story. Who
you know? You know, whenyou're surfing online or whatever and you see
these things like a collection of oldfashioned photographs that you never saw from this
light before. I love them.It'll show you, like the pyramids,

(47:59):
but from a distance, the buildingof the Empire, state building or whatever
as they constructed it. One ofthem that I just clicked on. It
was the backside of Mount Rushmore.Everybody's seen the front of it. Oh
my god, the rock formation onthe looks exactly my way. I'm looking

(48:19):
that up right away. I couldn't. Is this a fake hard it's permanently
Yeah, it has a priapism.It should go see a doctor. It's
been four million years, it's beena rock card. Wow, what would
what was your name? Greg?That's good question. The highlighter cap Woody,

(48:45):
but not a fur coat. NotCoke can Greg, maybe red Bull
can Greg. It's still good,I mean, or or well, yeah,
I don't know. Yeah, yeah, well I was going to say,
buzz, what did you what wasyours? Highlighter cap? Highlighter cap?
What our friend Tony used to say, Like, dude, I can't

(49:07):
ever make fun of anybody. Hegoes, I got a button on a
fur coat because I wasn't understanding atfirst, but because think about it,
all his pubes the fur coat andthen it was a little button on first.
You eventually got I eventually got.Yeah. There's a story this girl
stabbed her boyfriend because he peed intheir bed after they had gone out drinking.

(49:28):
The boyfriend stabbed at his torso hada punctured lung. She admitted that
she was upset that the boyfriend hadpeed on himself and ripped him off the
bed. What oh, she rippedhim off the bed? Okay, got
it. And so she also saidthat her boyfriend started choking her during the
fight. Well, yeah, you'restabbing him. Yeah. And then she
said she defended herself by stabbing him, but the boyfriend says it was the

(49:51):
other way around. She was madabout the peeing in the bed, and
so she goes to stab him.At that point, he's defending himself.
Uh, well yeah, but she'sbeing charged with second degree attempted murder.
I know somebody whose ex husband everytime they would get drunk, he would
wet the bed like a child.I don't get it. I don't get

(50:13):
I mean, thank god, Idon't. I don't. I don't get
how you do that. I don'tunderstand how it's an adult you are a
bedwetter. I don't understand how peopleaccidentally pee themselves, like just in general,
like when they go, oh,it's laughing so hard. I get
that you do. Yeah, Iunderstand it as a term, you know,
like something you know and people likewhen people go I almost drove off

(50:36):
the road. I was laughing orI had to pull over. I was
laughing. No you didn't, butI thought it was just something people said.
No, I've laughed so hard inhere that I've felt stuff and I
had to run to the bass.I know, what, did you actually
pee? Your paying? Absolutely niplets? Yeah, drip, Greg? What
are you like a legal child?I'm a legal child toddler, dude,

(51:00):
like I'm menaced? Does the backof Mount Rush We're not look like it
looks like? Yeah, what doyou think they make pois pads? You've
seen wood Be Goldberg. Well,yeah those are really old people. We're
old people. No, not likethat. I'm waiting for the time where
they get people talking about that.Oh. I started having to get up
like four times a night to gopee. Like I've had to pee because

(51:22):
I drink a lot of like sodaand tea and everything. I mean throughout
the day, I'm always drinking somethingand like I've woken up because I've had
to pee so bad, but I'vebeen so comfortable. I will be halfway
in pain and I will like forcemyself to go back to sleep. Absolutely,
and I still don't bad. Absolutelydo it. Yeah, I'm going

(51:42):
through the opposite. I wonder ifit's worrisome, like I'm peeing a lot
less? Are you drinking less?No? Like at work, I'm drinking
coffee and water all the time andyeah, barely going to the bath.
Is that throughout the day though,You're still drinking like or does it kind
of cut off like once you leavehere? Does it? Peter? Wh't
you leave the p Peter? Iguess the peeing goes back to roma when

(52:04):
I got home, I guess,but I worked lately. Yeah, we
have a ton of coffee. Don'tthink we have to be eight seven seven
forty four. Do you have anywiener news for us? Whereas at any
rock for me? Also, thenwhat would your name be? Yeah?
The Woody Show? All right,Well, we have something brand new that
we've been looking forward to trying out. Menace came up with this idea because

(52:27):
well, Mass, why don't youexplain him? It's your your con concept
your bit. I actually got inspiredby this by watching the Lizzo documentary on
HBO Max and she said something about, you know, being overweighted, and
she's like, sometimes I would feellike I just want to cut up parts
of my body and being an overlyperson myself and wood he has expressed stuff

(52:50):
like this before. I was like, oh, I think Woody would probably
agree with what her statement was,but since it was from Lizzo, he's
the biggest list. He's a Lizofan, so you probably wouldn't have been
like that. Off. I don'thate Lizzo. I think a lot of
her songs are catching and fun andeverything else. I don't like any of
this idea about like healthy at anyweight. Yeah, as a person who's

(53:13):
fat, I completely disagree with that, and I know it's unhealthy. It's
just not true. And also likeit's also not hot or hot. Yeah,
So this whole idea of we're justpushing that, that's the part about
her that I don't like. It'snot about her music or even her it's
like a person necessarily. It's justYeah, but I understand what you're saying.
Yeah, yeah, about how likeif it comes from a certain person,

(53:37):
it would be hard to absolutely.And I think the example really is
like you find somebody who is prettyuniversally disliked, right, or gets yeah,
or Kanye Kanye right, Like whatif Kanye said something but you didn't
know it was Kanye. We usedto do this with songs in the radio,
like if you didn't know who itwas and we played it like,
hey, what do you think ofthe song? Based on the song and
it turned out to be handsome?Yeah, right, Except we did with

(54:00):
Adam Lambert. He had a songGhosts or something like that. So what
we have here, we have abunch of different statements and the voice has
been changed, modulated, modulated,and so we have to agree or disagree
with whatever that statement or whatever thatpoint is, and then we find out
who it is. Maybe you lovethat, maybe you won't. Who knows.

(54:21):
Let's find out agree or disagreement ordisagree. Al Right, this first
statement, I think Greg, youcan be the point man for this one.
This is just a statement about howpain in life is necessary, all
right, Pain not bad. It'sgood. It teaches you things. It
teaches your things like when you putyour hand in fire out, you know
not to do that again. Allright, So pain can be good because

(54:44):
it teaches you things. Put yourhand in the fire. You disagree,
I mean, I mean I disagreethat pain is good. I would maybe
put the word as necessary to experience, to learn from help full hain is
good. Well, it's like failing. They say that's good because it's a

(55:06):
teachable thing. Like it's like,yeah, like you said, you put
your hand on the fire, youwon't do that again. True with the
overall sentiment, I would agree,And I think I might know who that
is. Really. All right,Well, let's go around agree or disagree.
First, I say agree, Iagree overall it to go through,
but you should know ahead of time. I agree. Agree. Who do

(55:27):
you think it is? Greg?I think that might be MENACE's late great
hero, Charles Manson. Greg great. Now that Charles Manson. He's not
bad. It's good. It teachesyou things. It teaches you things like
when you put your hand in fire, out you know, not to do
that again. He was saying thatway more his early inner He was like

(56:00):
in the set right after he wasarrested, where he was still fairly lucid
before he could completely insane, beforehe was before that. He agrees with
trances. All right, Wow,okay, we'll see how it works now.
Yeah, all right, ravy this. I think you can run point
on this one. This is aboutthe need for physical activity and exercise.
Get some physical exercise. We gottado it. Work out each smarter,

(56:24):
sweat a little. What I'm sayingis you gotta make an effort. Gotta
get out there, make an effortwork. I don't know how you disagree
with that. Yeah, nothing wrongin the room, anybody, no hashtag
facts. I don't know, butI agree with it, saying whether you
buy by or not. But howcan you Yeah, how can you disagree
with that? Exactly? Okay,well that's not so bad. You guys

(56:45):
all agree with O. J.Simpson He had a workout video. He
had a workout video in the earlynineties. Get some physical exercise. We
gotta do it. Work out eachsmarter, sweat a little. What I'm
saying is you gotta make an effort. Disagree with you. I can't believe

(57:09):
you agree with O. J.Simpsons? All right, what do you
work out a little bit? Thisis uh for well, what do you
choose on this? One of thefirst starters. This is about about having
quality with you know, everything youdo in your life here, we always
stand by what we say we're goingto do. It's always the same thing

(57:30):
we stand by to make sure thatwe follow through and everything what you say,
Yeah, I agree. Otherwise maybeyou're pandering. Yeah, I mean
if you're say you're going to dosomething or you're just full of dish.
Yeah, so I think you haveto agree with that, right, Greg.
I mean on this one, I'mgonna say no because this was a

(57:51):
pet peeve of mine with my mom. I would always say something like,
oh, I'm thinking about let's say, learning Japanese like whatever, and then
a week later, so did youlearn Japanese? Like you know, I
shouldn't say that I'm going to dosomething, kind of like what Mena says,
if you're going to try to loseweight, don't go around talking about
it, just do it yietly,right, And sometimes you change your mind

(58:15):
on things. I'm not going tofollow through on something of after reevaluating it.
Well, Greg, that's it's verysad because you disagree with the property
Brothers. Wow, I know thisis Jonathan Ordrew you can tell about I'm
sure what we always stand by whatwe say we're going to do. It's
always Jonathan, my true love,Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan Moron, Jonathan.

(58:44):
We always stand by what we saywe're going to do. It's always
the same thing we stand by andmake sure that we follow through and everything.
Wow, it sucks, Greg,huh. It does. Hang out
with them when they come down.He's the contractor one, okay, right,
yeah, the other one is thereal estate. Yeah. They both
do the work on the houses.All right. Drew does a little bit.

(59:04):
He observes Jonathan really kind of likeleaves the charge there. Agreed,
disagree. We're going to hear astatement. It's a voice that's been changed
to seal all the identity, andyou just have to tell us do you
agree or disagree with the statement itself, and we find out what awful person
or what person that you may notyou know or what not? Yeah,
well yeah, oh yeah that's trueicon Yeah, or something that you would

(59:28):
otherwise maybe agree with that you disagreewith. Greg, Yeah, And Jonathan
Scott, this is a person whotalking about here about how awards don't matter,
recognition doesn't matter. What matters isis with your work and changing people's
lives, all right. What mattersis how well, we do in trying
to make people's lives better. Sothat's why I'm doing this. That's why
I work the way that I work, and that's why I love what I'm

(59:51):
doing so much. All right,So agree or disagree? That sounds like
the blood chick. The blood chickat least the way that the audience,
because you know, the bloods andone little prickles change everybody's agree to disagree

(01:00:15):
menace from our motto. I disagreebecause we always say you got to get
recognition if you yeah, yeah,and you got a differentiate society. We're
not like a participation trophy kind ofshow. So you've got to be yeah,
you know super Bowl, Yeah,the trope. I want recognition.

(01:00:37):
Sam may agree or disagree. Iagree, Actually you do. Yeah.
I think that you should, Imean, care about what you're doing and
that people enjoy it and that it'sa good product. Right, But I
want to trop without recognition. Yeah, if you're the valve dictorian, if
you're doing all the work, andthen yeah, you don't want to be
recognized. I don't think you shouldneed it. That's the that's the first

(01:01:00):
way not to get awards, justto worry about the Award first in the
Work. Second, Sammy still knew. Well, Sammy is the only one
in this room besides myself who agreeswith what Rabie just said. Elizabeth Holmes
serving, Wow, wow, younailed that. What matters is how well

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we do in trying to make people'slives better. So that's why I'm doing
this. That's why I work theway that I work, and that's why
I love what I'm doing so much. Sack Crape, I think I've seen
just enough documentaries on it because thetheir no story is fascinating. Yea,
fascinating how she comes so many peoplegiving her money for a BS product.

(01:01:43):
Connors, Sammy, the con artists, Wow, weird. Well this is
agreer disagree. We're gonna take abreak and then we'll come back. We've
got a couple more sweet Yeah,what do you think so far? Brand
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this. Yes, Maiden Voyage,Yeah, Maiden Voyage. Do you like
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break that cigarettes. We're smoking hands. What do you show up? Britarns
In a second, folks, I'mw W Hall of Famer Hack saw Jim
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Thank you, hack Soft. Allright, we're back, and we

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got a couple more of these agreeor disagree statements. So if you're just
tuning in, it's a game thatMenace came up with, where you know,
sometimes you hear something and you disagreewith it, but really, if
you stripped away knowing who said itor who was responsible for the comment,
you might otherwise agree, but youjust don't like that person. Yeah,
and so therefore it just taints yourfirst whole taint again, you're being prejudiced.

(01:02:53):
Yeah. Yeah, so we've alreadyfound that we agree with Marilyn Man,
Charles and Oj Greg disagreed with aproperty brother. Wow, yeah,
I'm ashamed. We'll play the clipand the voice has been disguised, and
then we'll see if we agree ordisagree, and then we'll get the reveal

(01:03:14):
who it actually is. All Right, this person says it's very important in
life to be loved. Let's hearexactly what they're talking about. It helps
to be loved in order to workin this life. In fact, I'm
sad for those who don't feel thatthey are loved. Well, I mean
that voice is not disguised one bit. I agree. Yeah, any reason

(01:03:39):
you wouldn't you agree? No,I yeah, I'm against love. I'm
against I'm against the bumper sticker onyour card that says I heart my wife.
I draw the line at some point, but it's now I'm anti love.
That's dumb. So full agreeance?Are yes? Well ed? Would

(01:04:00):
like for you know? Yeah,it helps to be loved in order to
work in this life. In fact, I'm sad for those who don't feel
that they are loved. Do youguys know that he had bon Jovi's sperm
in his stomach and he had togo to the hospital to get it pumped.
Bon Jovi's very Yeah. Now,back when I was a kid,

(01:04:24):
you know what I mean? Anduh yeah, that was the Vietnam Yeah,
there was that one. Yeah,he's got tattoos from all his kills.
Yeah, when I was a kid, it was a little kim Oh.
Yeah, that's the thing that youwould you always switch it out,
like you know, but I justremember the big one was it was uh
bon Jovi sperm was in mister Roger'sstomach and he had to go to the

(01:04:47):
hospital to get it pumped out.And you're a kid, you have no
But now you're thinking of, like, wow, how many women out there
would have to have their stomachs pumpedLike there'd be a constant line of people
at the at the hospital getting theirI'm pumped if that was the the thing
that you need to do afterwards,what you believe as a kid, that's
a bad number to spread in generalfor guys. Yeah, for sure.

(01:05:09):
I don't like that, all right, agree or disagree? And this one,
I uh, it's kind of awild card. And I I just
I was searching for these I foundthis clip and I could not believe it.
I couldn't disguise it too much becauseit's from an old time year sort
of interview. But uh, it'sa guy talking about the type of women
that are attracted to him. Ilike girls at Rs Brice. You thing

(01:05:30):
to trick them a little bit.High school girls love me fourteen to eighteen.
I'm a big star with that.They you know, sure as they
mature after about eighteen years old,they started figuring out that's the way to
bay now I know they's better thanthat out there. You know, guy
like he likes he likes girls thataren't too bright. This is not a

(01:05:55):
hidden microphone. This is agreing withthis guy. Yeah, this is a
straight up interview. This man isnot drunk or high that I know of.
Uh. He is responding to aquestion about the type of girls he
likes. You can hear I'm soexcited in the background. Probably gives you
an idea of the era that cameout in the eighties. Do you agree
or disagree that I'm gonna go disagreedisagree, young dumb and full of bon

(01:06:21):
jovie. Getting about eighteen is whenyou really want to stop talking to girls
because they get too smart. Yeah, I mean this on camera again.
I was insanely shocked that that wasaired on ABC in nineteen eighty four.
Is this mister Rodgers? Also,this was mister Rogers. Yes, talking

(01:06:41):
about that was rav I know you'llbe shocked to hear this. Captain Kangaroo
Chris collins Worth. What a toolthat was. Obviously when he was still
football, when he was still playinga Bengal. When this was during a
football game, they cut away tolike like a lifestyle event. Here's young
single Chris collins Worth going out tothe clubs talking about how he likes to

(01:07:01):
trick girls when they're teenagers. Ilike girls at our price, but think
you can trick them a little bit. High school girls love me you fourteen
to eighteen. I'm a big starwith that. But as soon as they
you know, as sure as theymature. After about eighteen years old,
they started figuring out they played itthere. Now, I know they's better
than that out there, you know, Yeah, jez, wait till the
internet finds that. Well it's beenon YouTube for years. Yeah, but

(01:07:26):
then TikTok or somebody right, I'lltake a younger medium takes out here,
Like that's what Ravey's been saying.Okay, this was guy's a turn primetime
television for years. It was adifferent time, Raby, Okay, but
turn is turd. You can't polishit. And the interviewer it was a
female interviewer, by the way,he wasn't like, uh, what dumbest

(01:07:49):
rule set by your parents? Likeeveryone had at least one really dumb rule
in their house. I mean wehad so many rules. Yeah, you
know that's so crazy. Like ifyou watch the sein felt special. He'll
say, I was like a raccoonto my parents, and that's how I
was too. They never knew whereI was, what I was doing on

(01:08:12):
all day. I knew I hadto get good grades, and that was
your But that's not a stupid rule, you know exactly that is. I
swear to God, that's what itwas. Get good grades, and that
is it. Otherwise I was inthe wind. Wow, Like I'm like
with Greg. Where in our housewe couldn't say sucks. That was on

(01:08:33):
my list. That might as wellhave been the F word. That might
well, that was like rules inmy sister in law's house, you know,
her kids couldn't say shut up orsucks. Yeah. And then behind
the scenes, I thought slut meantjerk. If I didn't like somebody,
I'd be like, you're such aslut, thinking I meant like ahole.

(01:08:55):
I couldn't even say sucks. Yeah. I've never had any like I don't
know language restrictions, but I andI was watching Revenge of the Nerds as
a kid, and that like likenude scenes in it, big time,
all kinds of like crazy movies.And I was watching a Living Color all
kinds of stuff was weird, like, but I could watch a living color.

(01:09:15):
Yeah, like when it came tothe movies PG, yeah, there
was. Yeah, I had norestrictions on any of that stuff. But
the biggest thing was I couldn't likeleave their sight. I couldn't be like,
I couldn't be more than down theblock, like halfway down the block.
It was super weird. Location restrictionsis what I had. I went

(01:09:38):
to a friend's birthday parts big goingback to the movie thing. I went
to a friend's birthday party and itwas like a sleepover, so were younger
whatever, yeah, and we wentwe were all going to the movies.
I think I might have told youthe story. We went to the movies
and you know, Mom's like,no, we didn't sneak in. Mom's
like, pick whatever you guys want. We picked the one rated R movie
that was showing at the time,which is Tom Hanks and that movie Punchline

(01:09:59):
where he's like a comic or whatever. That movie so oh it's sucks so
hard, but like we're going tothe R rated movie and we were so
psyched, and there's a bunch oflike you know, ten year olds going
like yeah, I mean, wedid't understand anything. We're like, man,
this sucks to the rated R moviePunchline I never even seen probably streaming

(01:10:20):
itself. It's probably one of TomHanks's worst rated movies. Yeah, it
was. It was awful. Itwas awful. Yeah. And then I
mean as I got older, aslong as I was with my friends,
we could, like I don't know, go ride bikes, like to two
towns away, and yeah, Ithink I didn't do anything solo. I'm

(01:10:42):
not sure what my parents knew about. I think they just figured that I
was just outside. But I was, but outside that's the big bad world,
you know what I mean. Like, man, we'd hop on a
bus, we'd go down to themall, and if my parents knew that,
they'd freak out. But they didn'tknow because they're work in the wind.
Yeah, you were just in thewind. As long as we were

(01:11:03):
back in time, it didn't reallymatter. And when you're a kid,
you feel like you're so far awayfrom home. Yeah, we'd ride our
bikes to a gas station just tobuy soda and candy, and I felt
like I was in the big city, some little suburban gas station. I'm
like, oh my god, we'reat a gas station. Yeah, somebody

(01:11:25):
in the text says, uh thesix ZHO nine. My mother growing up
had a whole bathroom that she wouldflip out if we used three bedroom,
two bathhouse. However, if weused the tub in bathroom two instead of
the shower and bathroom one, wewere grounded. Oh. If I have
the same role, I'll be like, you're not pooping in this in this
room. Not sitting on this countThis sink is not to be used.

(01:11:47):
It looks too good. I don'tknow anybody like you know, my parents'
age or younger whoever, had likethe furniture that you couldn't sit on,
like you just growing up, therewere always the old people that had like
that. Some of it was coveredin the classic stuff or whatever. Uh,
you could don't use this towel,don't sit on this cout decorative town.
Yeah, it's like this is adecorative soap. This room is for

(01:12:09):
company. Yeah right, that's theliving room, right, I think.
Uh, going back to the locationthing with me and you grew up in
the eighties as well, Woodie.As a kid, was there mass hysteria
about kids being kidnapped or yeah,because they put they started during that time.
They started putting their faces on milkcartons, right, and that's all

(01:12:30):
parents talked about, is kidnapping.That was constantly. I don't think they
ever found any of those kids.Yeah, there was some stat like that.
I saw recently. All the kidsthat were on milk cards, they
found none of them. Really,that would suck because your claim to fan
today could be like, hey,they found four Woody. Let's go to

(01:12:51):
Joeanna. Hi, Joeanna Hi.All right, So what was the dumbest
rule that your parents had growing up? When I was really young? They
had to listen to everything that thechurch told them, so I wasn't allowed
to read Harry Potter or or watchthe movie Wow. So in grade school

(01:13:12):
when they you know that was partof the curriculum, I guess was reading
Harry Potter. So I had tosit out in the hallway by myself while
everyone. Yeah, yeah, Idid suck. I was definitely like a
freak when I was in grade school. Yeah, and they would. They
also wouldn't let me celebrate Halloween,so I had to stay home from school

(01:13:32):
on Halloween every year as well.Wow, what denomination your parents? It
was like an Assemblies of God church, So it was you know, just
Christianity. But they did, likeI believe in the whole speaking and telling
thing and that kind of stuff.Yeah, yeah, because it was very
strict. What do I think Ithink of the Mormons were like, you
don't really celebrate birthdays, mom,Like, can you imagine me a Mormon

(01:13:59):
that's more Jehovah's witness can you masterme that Jehovah's witness mess? Yeah,
no birthday, So no birthday.I was friends with some Johah's witnesses and
they had a halfpipe in their backyardand it was pretty cool. Okay,
well today, but they still hadfun. Yeah. Joa's parents made her
be the weird kid and sit outin the hallway while they're reading Harry Potter.

(01:14:20):
That sucks. I still haven't seenany of it, though, Wow,
you should go for it. You'renot with Ray? Yeah. I
just felt like I've missed it,so what's the point of watching it?
Watch? I agreed. Well,thank you for listening to the Woodies show.
Appreciate you listening. I love you, guys. Bry Hello bye eight
seven seven forty four Woodie. Uh. We're gonna take the quick break and
then we'll come back. We'll getinto some more of your calls next to

(01:14:41):
your on the Woody Show. Holdup, we forgot to put the yodor
not today, quick break the remedy. That and the Woody Show. We'll
be right back. Cleat the line. Sticks and stones will break my bones.
Buta's show. This is the show. Welcome back, and the topic
hand dumbest rules set by your parents? Eight seven four wood again more called

(01:15:09):
text messages here. Yeah, someonewas talking about what al Yeah, my
mom wouldn't let me roller skating shortsbecause I looked like a hooker. Yeah
that was nine, right, hooker, Yeah, a little tramp. That
was nine. Oh my god.It's like jay I see another one.

(01:15:30):
It's kind of similar waiting here onthe phone to say hi to Alicia.
Hey, good morning, Lisa,al good morning, good morning. So
what's the dumbest rule that was setby your parents? My mom would only
buy me like large T shirts andlike umbro like shorts and church clothes.
That was like my entire wardrobe,all right, yeah, I mean nothing,

(01:15:53):
no, no, nothing fitting,No, there was nobody. It
was just like a head and arectangle and leg that was all the stuff
there was. Yeah, but atleast like for a while. I mean,
I don't know how old you are, but like for a while,
that was really style, you know, like everybody's yeah they so I didn't
know any better, but yeah,but that yeah, all all my young

(01:16:15):
pictures are are like no cute youngpictures with me, like the reminisce over
styles already. Think it's all justlike Jesus T shirts and I look,
I look back at those old thoseold pictures, and especially the situations where
you had to quote dress up.Yeah, I'm like, good lord,
why yeah, I don't have that, you know, I was saying that,
Yeah, oh man, what thehell am I wearing so bad?

(01:16:40):
All right, thank you for listeningto show appreciate calling in. Take you
guys, Love you guys. Bye. My mom was really into overalls,
like but the ones like with stripedso it looked like a train conductor constantly.
I'm almost big on for for aminute was going to gap and getting

(01:17:03):
like the sweatpants and the sweatshirt.There was no hood to it. Yeah,
it was just like a standard sweatshirt. But yeah, solid so solid
color top, solid colored sweatpants,all the same color. That's what everybody
wears now. She was ahead ofher time. Oh, man, I
hate it. Look it was comfortable, but I hate yeah, manas you

(01:17:24):
should wear overalls. Now I knowthe rule four? What do they say
hello to Kylie? Hello? Whatityshow? Hello? Kylie? All right,
So dumbest rule, the dumbest rolethat your parents had. What was
it? I was not allowed towatch The Simpsons still have not seen it,
but as a family we would watchthe Real World. Wow, okay,

(01:17:45):
it was way worse. Sure,So what was it about the Simpsons
that they didn't like that you weren'tallowed to watch? I'm honestly not one
hundred percent sure. It just becamethe rule in the house when the Simpsons
first came on that we just itwasn't appropriate for us. We just weren't
allowed to watch it or anything likethat. See, that was the weird
robin in my house too, Likebecause the when the Simpsons first came out,

(01:18:09):
everybody had the shirts the Simpsons,the Bart Simpson, my shorts T
shirt or the different things, andso like, I wasn't allowed to have
those, But my sisters and Iand my parents are around, we were
allowed to watch the show. Soit wasn't that we weren't allowed to watch
the show. I just couldn't havethe shirt stuff. And then eventually I
was allowed to have a shirt,but they couldn't have Bart Simpson on it

(01:18:30):
at all. It had to beanything else Simpsons, but I couldn't.
Yeah, I couldn't have any ofthe Bart Simpson you know phrases. Shirts.
You can only have Smithers. Yeah. Yeah, like a Homer shirt
something like that. But yeah,so you are not allowed to watch the
Simpsons but could watch the Real Worldbecause that makes sense, right, absolutely.
Yeah, so when the Simpsons moviecame out, I couldn't get any

(01:18:53):
of the references. Yeah, soeven going to Universal, I have questions
when I was the Simpsons area weird. I well, Kylie, thank you
so much for the call. Appreciatethis. In the on show we love
Like, I'm thinking about all theseother rules now that we had, and
it just doesn't make any sense.Yeah, eight seven seven forty four.

(01:19:14):
What do Let's go to Casey Hey, good morning, Casey cay See,
good morning everybody. Good morning.All right, So what dumb, weird
rule did your parents have for you? So back in middle school in high
school, I was kind of afunny, cool kid, so I had
a lot of friends, but Iwas only allowed to have one friend in
the house at all times. Ah, so you godn't have a big group,

(01:19:34):
so it's not a madhouse. Yeah. Yeah. I actually found out
later down the road it was becausemy mom felt obligated to feed them so
it gets pricey. So yeah,so it was all because she didn't want
to feed my friends. So Ican only have one friend over at a
time. It makes sense because wewould eat all the friend absolutely. Yeah,

(01:19:59):
So that I'm stand more than youknow. Because there's there's another story
I know about somebody. This issomebody I worked with. They weren't a
friend really, just a co worker. So when we were about to have
our first child, they came withsome advice, you know, as a
seasoned veteran of parenting, and theysaid, hey, as your kids get
older, allow them to have only, like, only encourage like one friend

(01:20:20):
at a time, because you don'twant to have to be running them around
to a bunch of birthday parties andto a bunch of events and to a
bunch of I'm like, man,okay, but they then they never get
invited to stuff because I only hadthe one friend. And what if they
kids they changed friends constantly, youknow, so they're going to miss out
on so much stuff, and ifthey're at parties, that means they're not

(01:20:43):
exactly just get a costco membership,right and just and drinks. Yeah dollars
tree, Yeah, exactly. It'skind of like that seventies show, like
where she wanted everybody at the house, you know, she wanted everybody to
do. Yeah, at least theyknew what they were doing, like Medice's
mom wanted to know exactly where youwere. Yeah, all right, Casey,
thank you for the call. AppreciateListen to what the show Chasey,

(01:21:05):
Hey you guys, child great Marytoo, and you know it's like bye,
all right's go to how about Denise? Good morning Denise, Denise,
Hi, guys in the Who's allright? So Denise, dumbest rules set
by your parents? When I wastwenty years old, The night before I
got married, I had a tenpm curfew. Oh my god, all

(01:21:29):
right, night before your wedding.You were twenty and had a curfew and
you're getting married, all right?Well were they just looking out for you
though, to make sure you weren'tlike super tired of the next day?
Oh? Yeah, I'm sure.No, no, no, no,
that's not what it No, myparents digit is how strict my parents were.
When I was sixteen, we hada field trip to watch a movie
my drama club. We were supposedto go to the movie theater watch a

(01:21:51):
movie. I wasn't allowed to gobecause it was a movie theater and there
were boys. Yeah, because theyknow you're gonna do ye. Let me
ask you a question. Were yourparents like sluttie? Because why else would
they think what was going on atthe movie theater? Why could he just
be you there at the movie theater? Was that what they were? Was

(01:22:12):
that what they were doing? Absolutely? Yeah, see and that's why they're
like so worried about it. Yeahmaybe my dad, but my mom no,
my mom no, no, mymom was she was at her house.
Growing up. They never talked aboutsex. It was they spelled it
out. Yeah. Yeah, we'rejust talking about that recently too, About

(01:22:33):
like your parents ever had that conversationabout masturbation or sex or whatever. It
seems like most didn't. No,my mom. When I was in junior
high, my brother, who's ayear younger than me, he had the
sex yeah sex sex talk now yeah, well no, not to talk,
but like the in class sex head. Yeah that's different. All right,

(01:22:57):
So didn't you got married at twenty? It didn't last at it? No,
unfortunately he became an alcoholic and ohno, well even if that wasn't
the case, it wouldn't have workedout anyway. How many people get married
at twenty and yeah? Yeah,all right, well, Denise, thank
you for the call appreciation this theWods show, Raby. What was the

(01:23:23):
like I said, we did nothave There was no it had to have
been like your dad at least forall. We didn't have a curfew,
like I had to have a jobbefore I could get a car. That
it's not weird, you know,I'm telling you. I was just in
the wind. You guys, likeI didn't grow up in the age of

(01:23:43):
like helicopter parenting. Yeah, youknow, like I didn't really either,
Seinfeld said, I was a raccoon. Yeah, I came back for meal.
You're still here, Greg, Whatwas the strangest My parents were strict
about certain things like yours woody,like with only wheat bread, no sugar,

(01:24:05):
cereal, no soda company. Ihad to go to Melissa Horwitz's house
to get a fruit roll up ohwow. Yeah, I had to come
home right after school. If Iwasn't home within ten minutes. Where were
you? Where were you? Icouldn't even socialize for one second. The
bell rang, I had to gostraight home. So they were strict about
a lot of stuff. I thinkthe dumbest thing ever. And I think

(01:24:27):
I've told you this before. Iwas probably seven, got invited to a
slumber party and my dad said no. And I said, why, we
have things to do and people tosee. I'm seven, I have nothing
to do see and who do Ihave to see? What everybody have to
see is going to be at theslumber party. Yeah, and he said,
go to the slumber party. Dad. That was his way of teaching
me that life isn't fair. Youasked a question and the answer could have

(01:24:50):
been yes or no, and theanswer is no. I thought that was
a seven. Let's say hi toSean. Hey, Good morning, Sean,
Sean, Good morning with the showMorning. I had to be home
before dinner, and my friend,all my friends thought it was really weird.
If I missed dinner, my dadwould eat it all and I wouldn't

(01:25:13):
get dinner if I wasn't home atdinner time. Is your dad a large
man? Uh, he's six too, and he was, you know,
a couple hundred pounds, so yeah, you know, you know, would
be done, no dinner for me. So tall guy, but he wasn't
a fat guy, right yeah,not necessarily no, God, that's goal
weighting. I'm not six too.I'd be like, yeah, I'm done.

(01:25:39):
You'd be sickly, yeah, Iknow, right. Yeah, if
you didn't make it home, youdidn't get went in the yeah, and
just went into high school. Myfriends always thought was kind of weird when
I was, you know, teenager, and it'd be like six o'clock,
Well, where are you going?I'm like, I gotta go home.
I gotta eat dinner else I don'tget done. And they thought it was
the weirdest thing. Yeah. Asa kid, that'd be hard to understand.

(01:26:00):
Now is a parent, I understandit more because like, you aren't.
I thought I would never use thatline. We are not a restaurant,
you know used Oh we've used itbecause like, let's just say today
we're having chicken. Oh chicken,Well, what do you want? I
mean you got to give us someideas? Uh huh? We like sloppy

(01:26:20):
Joe's so tomorrow we'll have sloppy Joe'swhy sloppy Joe's like, what are you
talking about? You yesterday said that'swhat we wanted, chicken nuggets. The
next day would be chicken nuggets andcheeseburger. We want this, we want
like it's never even if it wasthere the day before, the idea.

(01:26:40):
Yeah, and it's like I don'twant to eat right now, I'm gonna
eat later. So now we're figuringout like, okay, well what can
everybody have and at what time iseverybody gonna be ready? No, here's
dinner, and here's what we're eating. And if you're not here, good
luck, see you breakfast. Weare not a restaurant. Yeah, I
agree, you have to as akid, did you very rarely? It

(01:27:05):
was usually chicken of some kind,right, and you know, and every
once in a while, every oncein a while we would go to dinner,
right, you know, it wasn'tlike it is now. I mean,
the options were the options, right, like you could very like come
up with my own ideas, whatdo you want pizza? Or do you
want me? It was fun thoughwhen dad was in charge, because my

(01:27:27):
mother worked two evenings a week andso those were the nights you would go
for fast food and we would alwaysgo to Winkies. Nice shout out Winkies.
Sean. Thanks for call man.We're gonna take a quick break.
We got some more what are YouShow and more of your calls coming up
next. How dumb are you onthe wood Show? I'll be right back.

(01:27:54):
This is all right, welcome back. The topic in hand doonas rules
set by your parents eight seven sevenforty four Woody at eight seven seven forty
four Woody menace. What was yours? Well, I had the location restrictions.

(01:28:17):
I couldn't go too far. Ijust mentioned the clothing restriction with the
Ben Davis can wear that. Yeah, and yeah overall. One other thing
was I couldn't ever asked my grandmotherfor anything. Well, now that was
a rule from your parents. Ohjust for my mom. My. Mom's
like, never ever in your lifeask your grandmother for anything. Don't answer

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for like a loan, don't askher for gift or loan any Yeah,
I mean, don't ask her formoney. Yeah, don't ask for anything,
Sammy. For the most part,my parents were pretty chill, but
I remember the big one when Iwas in junior high was we could not
buy the Cisco CD because of thethong song huge, and we would still

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watch it on MTV and it wason the radio everywhere. But my dad
was like, it's degrading to women. You can't listen to that. And
that was his big, big that'sa nice excuse to get degrading to women.
He just didn't want you to livethat lifestyle. Yea, yeah,
we just didn't want you out theresong. Yeah right, he's a girl
dad, Yeah, yeah, that'sreal. Doesn't want it was a nice

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get it, it's nice get it. Yeah, Well you had to do
what I did. Like I wasn'tallowed to have you know, like guns
n' Roses or there was a therewas a number of artists that I wasn't
allowed to have their music. SoI would just uh dub it from a
friend onto a cassette and then labelit something like Michael Jackson or whatever something
I wouldn't get bused. So heturned out to be harmless. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, all right eightseven seven forty four. What let's go

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to Candace, Good morning, Candyce. Hello, all right, all right,
so the question is what dumb ruledid your parents have? Firstborn?
I wasn't allowed to shave until Ilisten, sixteen, I wasn't allowed to
wear makeup until eighteen. We weren'tallowed to were you like super hairy?
I mean kind of and you weren'tallowed to shave. I hit puberty,

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I was like, shave those legsnow? Yeah, Like, so why
wouldn't they let you shave? Idon't know. My stepmom had this rule
that she wasn't allowed to do itseventies to the nineties. That's kind of
a yeah time once our bedtime dependingon how old we were. Eight was

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the latest we ever got, andwe were not allowed to leave our room
after we got sent to bed.Okay, wow, eight that's early.
Yeah, you until I was eighteen? What if you had to like go
to the bathroom? Well unless youhad a bathroom in your room, but
what were you oprah? No,I don't even know how we did it.

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But my sister she kept a bucketin the closet. Oh my god,
no, joy, Wow, didyou go crazy when he turned eighteen?
Gross? No, And I lookedback like all my siblings, they
majorly rebelled, and I'm like,what was the wrong with me? But
I have this like all deep seatedlike trauma. I guess from random things

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to work out. Yeah, verystrict. Yeah, you got his sister
keeping a bucket of pe in theYeah, well what's your what's your relationship
with your parents? Like like sinceyou became an adult, it's improved once
they moved out. Yeah, therewas five of us, and it seemed
like every generation they kind of likegot calmer with things like she came home

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whenever she wanted. You could see. Yeah, I'll tell you, if
my parents had me now, lifewould have been a lot easier. Sure,
Oh for sure. Well it isall right, cannus. Thank you
for the call. Appreciate you listeningto show. Thank you. Bye.
They were locking her in that room, he could have called the cops.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that'sextra strict. Yeah, we're gonna take

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a break more. What he showsnext? Hang up, I get the
bloody bullet points or what do youshow next,