The Woody Show July 5th 2024 Podcast

The Woody Show July 5th 2024 Podcast

Episode Transcript

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Sleep is Due to the graphic natureof this program, Listener discretion is advised.
The Woody Show is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now in

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session. EG, good morning,everybody. Work. Today is July the
fifth, twenty twenty four. Todayis Friday, and we are the Woody
Show. Thank you for being heregiving us some of your valuable time this
morning. I'm what of? That'sgreat? Go ain't you menace? What

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up? There's ce maass and SAMMYO. In many ways. To be a
part of the show. You cancall in eight seven seven forty four Wooding,
which after ten am, as youknow, becomes the after hours voicemail.
You can always text us check inwith us over to two two nine
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platforms. Look for us at theWoody Show and of course the good old

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fashioned email, which is email atthewoodyshow dot com. Coming up for you
on the show today. Some ofthe Friday favorites. We got the dumb
Ass Contest, the d u iQ love it. We'll have that,
some Friday Dad jokes as well.Our little game. We've played this before,
We're gonna play it again. It'scalled what drug were they on?

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All Right, so I'll tell youa story of what happened. You have
to try to guess, based onthe facts of the story and the account
what drug were they on? There'llbe multiple choice. Also, we're gonna
make a trip to the Woody ShowCrossroads. Time to cut loose some of
these losers, these turds in thepunch bowl that are really anchoring down our
good mood. On a Friday morning, we'll have some feelings with Greg.

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Also for Greg after he gets saysfeelings out of the way. Some lesbian
story. Yea on the show herefor you on this Friday morning. Mentioned
this the other day. I forgetexactly how it came up, but I
said, you know, my oldgoal for like a dream home would be
to have a lazy river current goal. No, I told you. I've

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switched up to something a little bitmore realistic, and that would be to
have like one of those bomb asshome theaters, like no, with the
big leather recliner stadium seating kind ofthing with the curtains on either side of
the screen like they have at realmovie theaters. Something like that, like
a dedicated space, not like alsowhere there's couches just like a theater,
which I think could be pretty cool. Even though I'm not a huge movie

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guy, I still think it'd becool to have it. I mean,
the joke about what I'd be watchingHGTV and so saw this thing about are
you living in your dream home?There was a survey asking people, are
you living currently in your dream home? Ninety four percent No shock, ninety
four percent say they are not.They're not living in that dream home.
Doesn't mean that people don't take pridein where they're at. It's just not

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their dream home. But everyone hasa different idea of what that would look
like. And I have some differentthings here, but like Raby, what
would your dream house? My dreamhouse has a library in it, Like
that's my dream. It's been mylike you see in movies. Yeah,
there's just books, every book.Yeah, I don't know if you saw
this on Instagram. It's popped theballot. There's this guy. He's got

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like a Narnia cabinet. Yeah,I saw the guy that's been sun to
me a lot. So it's inthis bedroom and it opens up and then
there's a door in the back ofthe cabinet. It opens up and it
goes in this giant, huge likelibrary study. Wow. OK, really
cool area. That's nice. Butthe only thing is if you want to
have people over there for like aparty or whatever, there might there might

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be another entrance, but like you'dhave to have people going through the bedroom
and then through the closet into thoseI get the feeling there's another entrance for
it, yeah, which would besuper cool. Greg, I am living
in my dream house. I lovewhere I live. It's the perfect size,
it's one story, has a pool. The one thing it doesn't have
that is on my dream list andit can never have is a three car

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garage. I've always wanted one.There's no way I could ever, you
know, add on to the garage. I think it would be a wine
cellar. Uh nah, I don'tneed that. Everything else about my house
I love it. I just lovemy house. My dream styles craftsman,
Craftsman. I love that look.Yeah. I like like a new like
you can not like an old timeylike refurbished like. I want like a

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new construction ye craftsman style. MaybeGreg will invite us over to his dream
home someday. Maybe I'm the onlyone in this room who's had people love
to see it. You've been tomy house, Greg, Well, yeah,
but not like in a party setting, party setting, but you've been
to my house. I've been toyour house. Your dream home. Yeah,
many some of you will be oneday. Not everybody in this room

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dream home. Actually you would.Well, he came to your last get
together and he was he was verywell, Yeah, yeah, I'm not
it. My dream home would bemade by this builder that I became aware
of after being a homeowner is TollBrothers. My parents live in a Toll
Brothers dude love Told Brothers house.Yeah, I at least all the ones

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that I've seen, super modern looking. I don't know if it's a new
Told Brother's house that they live inbad ass like five years old bad ass
houses. Yeah, I would loveto live in a Toll Brother's house.
I don't see. I don't know. Like, and I've lived in you
know, uh where you have likea like a track builder, you know,
like they're building like a whole subdivisionout or whatever. I've I've had

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those, Like I bought a housethat was built in like a you know
subdivision where they're just putting up houseafter house after house. My dream house
would be like to have like acustom build, like a contractor build it,
because sometimes they throw those things togetherso fast, you don't I was
watching that Mike Holmes show that Homeson Homes, and I'm thinking like,
oh man, they always talking aboutthese contractors and these track homes. They're

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cutting corners and you're like, lookat your walls, and he's always saying
open it up, let see what'sin there. Yeah, it makes me
think like, oh man, Imade a mistake. They'll be cheap for
inspectors. If forgetting those houses seas, it'd be like some kind of Tony
Stark style style fame, you know, like super modern, all the gems
and pools, and it will belike a condo building or not like a

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house, like a house, bigspots to do science right like stuff like
that. Yeah, they'll be laselevators. I thought your dream at one
point was to have kind of likea warehouse. That'd be cool too,
But see, this would have allthat stuff available to it. Uh,
and obviously poopable shower and not justpoop a ball which I have now,
but like designed specifically to allow andencourage pooping in the shower. Yeah,

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Well, if you're new to theshow. Sea Bass says that he poops
in his current shower because he saysit can accommodate. They'll have like a
garbage disposal style, right exact,Sammy. In my dream home, there's
a fireplace in every bedroom. Ilove fireplaces, and I think that's they're
like cute and cozy, the colonialstyle every bedroom. So you want like
an older house, yes, orwould you build a newer house and would

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just have all that. I wouldlike it to be an older house,
but you know, updated where itneeds to be. Yeah. So I
like the idea of like, oh, you get this like older house and
you completely gut it and rehabit andyou keep a couple of things like maybe
like the fireplace or some other kindof original detail or something. But then
I'm like, oh, I know, I'm more like menace now, Like
I I just want all new,new completely to my specs. As far

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as the numbers here, as faras where twenty eight percent of people say
their dream home would be in thesuburbs, followed by beachside out in the
country part of the city, andthen the mountains. I'm find with the
burbs, the burbs are close enoughto like all the downtown stuff, and
you know whatever, the the hotarea where it's pretty much like a walkable
space or whatever. Beach side wouldbe fine. That might be like my

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second But I'm not interested in outin the country, not interested in the
country at all. I would likethe heart of the city. I mean,
heart of the city would be fine. But I'm thinking, like,
as I get you know, older, I don't know if that will be
all that appealing. You know,you want some of the Yeah, it
gets more appealing to me as Iget older. Is like, Yeah,
the beach sounds awesome, But haveyou ever seen like a ab comparison of

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photos of houses by the beach andthe Yeah, oh my god, they
get beat up. They just dothey the salt in the air and stuff.
When it comes to style, mostpeople say their dream house is modern,
followed by ranch, Victorian farmhouse,and cabin. I do like farmhouse
that kind of style too modernouse modernfarmhouse. Y. I'm not a big

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fan of ranch. Yeah, likeranch style homes. I don't like victoria.
I like a second story, youknow, I like multiple levels.
Yeah, like the basement. Abasement would be dope. Like a good
like with tall ceilings now those littlecrunch down ones. Yeah, tall ceilings
ones. Uh. Modern also themost popular interior style, followed by minimalist,

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Traditional, contemporary, and eclectic.See the modern thing I'm not a
big fan of because it's all uncomfortablestuff like the couch is modern uncomfortable,
Like they're at weird kind of anglesand square and hard. Yeah. Yeah,
it's like, uh, it's Idon't know it'd be it'd be better
for like a like a waiting roomthat it would be like just a house
to kind of like a lounge Anddoes it look good just looking at it

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though? Because you shouldn't sit onit. Minimalists, I'm cool with that.
Traditional, that's fine. Contemporary,eclectic, well, so the difference
between what traditionals like in contemporary whatare the what's the I don't know,
confusing. There's a difference between modernand contemporary as well. Right as far

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as amenities, number one is aview, then a big backyard, a
large f family room, a frontporch or a balcony, privacy, a
hobby room. There you go forscience and a home theater. Oh oh
so MTV cribs is back and I'vebeen watching a couple episodes and Michael Strahan

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he has a thing called stray Landand it is like basically a warehouse,
but he the inside actually looks likea house and he has everything you're talking
about. It's huge, theater,badass like car collection, all types of
fun stuff like that. And peopleare being realistic when it comes to price.
Of course, some said their dreamhome is a multimillion dollar mansion,

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but the majority says their dream homewould cost somewhere around five hundred thousand dollars
or even less. Of course,it depends on where you live. Yeah,
yeah, what you get for fivehundred thousand dollars in a place like
Kansas is very different from what fivehundred thousand dollars gets you somewhere else,
like you know, California. Yeah, I get you a burned out yurt.
Yeah. That's the thing when youwhen you're watching like love Listener one
of those shows Greg and they're inToronto, New York. Very expensive,

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crazy, just insane great, likesome dumpy little house. It's super small,
super old attach yeah, like tubeand NOTBN tube wiring and stuff like
that. They're like, uh,the current value of your house is nine
million dollars. You're like, what, No, God, Yeah, old
what dream house look like? Hitus up on the text over to two
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Yeah, you guys would just highfive during the whole movie. You got
the call that the Eiffel Tower,and then eventually you push the girl out
of the way and just start eatingthis girl doing between. Yeah, can
you get out of here? Show? All right? Welcome back everybody.
So this is kind of like alittle refresher course for everyone as we get

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into this new hour of insensitivity trainingfor a politically correct world. I'm Woody,
That is Raby. There's Greg goryisis here. There's a sea bass
Sammy. Phones are open at eightseven seven. That's eight seven seven forty
four, Woody, or you canhit us up with the text send that
over to two two nine eight sevennow, Greg and I probably Sammy if

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I had to guess, Sammy,have you ever experimented with drugs? No?
Never? Hardest drug? You've doneweed? Weed? Yeah? Done?
Yeah, that's the same for me. I've done let's see, I've
had plenty of four times and I'vevomited every time, and then ecstasy.
I've done noice three times and oncesnorted it. Okay, So I guess

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Samy and I are the two lameas far as like people who haven't really
done anything outside of weed. Eventhat's a handful of times. And I
wanted to, like I wanted likecoffee, same thing I like, I
figure like, oh great, nohangover, that's you know. And the
few times that I had, likeI you know, I slept great,

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you know, things like that.But yeah, I can't. I just
can't do it. I got aproblem with if you want to do it,
well, it's okay. I havenot done anything more than weed.
Oh really, I have not didI think that you were like, oh,
I've had a ton of cocaine.Yeah, well yeah, it's not
for lack of access unlimited, butyeah I haven't. I I do want

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to kind of try mushrooms, butI'm afraid ecstasy now because there's like too
much fenyl stuff. I mean,even before fenyl when I was in I
was in high school, there werestill people dropping dead, like trying ecstasy
for the first time. So Inever did it. Yeah, the cocaine
thing again, and I think I'venever tried any of this other stuff was

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because I had that one Christmas partycompany Christmas party where it was a bowling
party, and I had such agreat time that I joined the league.
And I'm very much in all ornothing like, so I had such a
great time joined the league. Somy uh my comparison here is that I
fear like I probably love cocaine.Oh yeah, so if I tried coke,
I would love it, and thenit'll be a problem. So weight

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you lose and how cool you look? Yeah, like you know, these
hours wouldn't be a problem anymore.Just be up. In fact, that
was what they probably the comment fromGreg was we were talking about some story
and he's like, I don't evenknow what an is. Yeah, and
that's a thing like you hear thisdrug lingo, people like drugs. Oh
my god, they spent that muchfor a whatever, a dime bag and

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you know what whatever, And like, first of all, I don't know
what that is. And I wouldhave no idea. That could be like
sending Oprah Winfrey to the grocery storeand he said, Oprah, how much
will you need to get a gallonof milk, some eggs, and some
bread, and she'd be like,I don't know, it's like four thousd
dollars bring me. She has noframe of reference. So that's that's where
this, uh, this whole rightlesson from Sea Bass came in. It's

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been updated, yes I've and soI've done some work here because like Mena
said, there's different trends, especiallyfence and all these days is apparently in
everything. But back to Greg's originalquestion, which we addressed before, but
he forgot eight ball of cocaine isthe weight that is the weight one eighth
of an ounce, right, Butwhy did they go with eight ball?
One douse? Eight one divided bytwo is one half divided by four is

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a fourth and eight that's just abecause that's three point five grams, which
is a few quote servings of servings. So it's just it was an easy
division. Yeah, eighth is ahalf and a half and a half.
There's a question like, so howmany uh they call them rails right line?
How many how many rails rail aneight ball? So the average I
looked that up, the average heavier, regular cocaine user will get And again

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you can text and your you know, experiences will vary four to five lines
per gram. I am, sofour to five times three and a half,
so you twelve to fifteen. That'sa you know, for a lot
of people, that's a full nightin the next morning or a little bit
of a party. You know,you put something on the hooker's But you
know, now, has the priceof drugs been affected by inflation? They

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have and inflation actually looked that up, and there are several articles about how
so far street drugs are have beeninflation proof. Yeah, and they think
there's a couple of reasons for that. Number one, well, also drug
dealers are they can adapt way moreeasily than your government can. They have
you know, they already have theirsupply chains. They know where it's coming

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from. So they can't adapt eitherbecause the potency has been going up,
you know, over over time.But also they can cut, they can
skim, they can step on itmore because you know your your customer or
custody. As they stay on thesescreens, they don't want to pay more.
They already pay more for riggs.So you'll cut it, you'll step
on it. Which comes to thenext major trend that menace into that is
ventanyl. Ventanyl scary, man,you're about it because it's a thousand times

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more strong than morphine and heroin andstuff, and it's more expensive, but
when you cut it, the pricedrops below all that stuff. So that's
what a lot of drug dealers aredoing. And especially the ones who are
not savvy. They'll sit there intheir kitchen and they think they oh,
here you go. They're not chemists, right, exactly right. And my
question for people is like when Isee people smoking, now, I go,

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why are you smoking everything that weknow? People go, well,
why are you eating fast food oryou know whatever. I understand, you
know, it's it's it's hypocritical.I do understand that. But what we
know about fentanyl and how deadly itis such small amounts, and you look
at the people who are, likeyou said, cooking the stuff up or
you know, uh, cutting thesedrugs or whatever, like why would you

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knowingly ever mess. Well, here'sthe thing with fentyl that raises another second
question. A lot of people don'tknow that they're doing it because it'll get
effort. There's two main sort ofways this goes. Number one, let's
say you're your drug dealer. He'scutting up his heroin and his other stuff,
and he's got some fentonoyl on thescale. It takes so little of
that so that when he goes tocut up your cocaine that fentanyls it.

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Because a lot of like mac Miller, a bunch of other people have died
doing cocaine and they didn't know they'renot They were unaware that they had fentanyl
in there, and it just takesthe tiniest little millions of a grand to
kill you. On me asks arepeople seeking it out? Like are there
people who are like, yes,I'm going to do fentanyl. Yes,
Now those are hardcore street atics typically, like if you're smoking a fentanyl mixture,

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you are you're You're not doing well, So are the people who are
cutting it up and putting it intothe cocaine wearing hazmat suits? No,
why are they? Walter White,I'm differing because I've heard that that whole
fentanyl inhalation thing is overblown, likeif you touch it you die, right.
Yet you have we have reports,you know, a monthly basically if

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so and so was just exposed andthey passed outright, there was anything going
around where hey, don't pick upa dollar bill if you see it in
the falking line. But I've readmultiple reports from like medical professionals say that's
just not how fentanyl works. Sothey're kind of confused these cases. It's
still yeah, kids, try it. Some guy gets busted with like five
thousand pills. Like now, theother way, people may intentionally be doing

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fentanyls. They might be doing aspeedball, which is what killed if you
remember back in whatever it was theearly nineties, late eadies that River Phoenix
died of. What is that?That is cocaine and then a heroin and
open an upper and a downer andthey say that it's it's You might think,
well, that doesn't make any sense. I want to either be up
and right right, I want tobe sleepy. And but they say,
if you're into again, don't trythis at home, kids, because it

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kills people. Is that this isjust for our own curiosity, like because
again you hear this lingo and youknow, like what the hell is?
Ah? So you know what thatmeans. People who do speedball say that
that you get the first initial intensityof the cocaine followed by the relaxation of
the heroin or fentanyl and this whateveryour opioid is. And they say it's
more powerful than both. Again,it's terrible for you because one thing's cracking

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your heart right through the room andthe other things like stopping your breathing.
Yeah, so bad for you.Don't do that. Yeah wow, So
why would you knowingly, why wouldyou knowingly put this stuff in your body?
Like they always said that the justsay no campaign didn't work, and
it certainly worked on me because Iwas under the impression. I was under
the impression that man, if youdid this stuff like you would die.

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Like you know how Menace was toddby his mom like if you have sex
with the woman protection or not shewas getting pregnant, there was a chance
like so that in my mind.That was also very uh, very powerful
came with drugs, you know,like going to jail. Why risk?
Why risk that? That's the thingI know. Some there was a case

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where a bunch of La comedians saidone died, the other one almost died,
and they were just doing cocaine ata party, just hanging out.
Remember I was at the gathering ofthe Juggalos last summer where I talked to
that woman who bought some cocaine fromsome dude. The next thing, she
knows the next morning and the otherguys like down her pants and she was
like, and she if you recallit, she said to me, was
he must have spiked it with fendal. He probably didn't know. He probably
bought it that way or was mixingother stuff. And why why take the

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chance? And understand addiction that peoplehave become addicted to something. But it
starts somewhere, It starts where itstarts person at the festival. Yeah,
you're at the festival. You're atthe party, like you're making the conscious
decisions and do that. So like, you know, don't do that something.
Weed is good, like medicine isgreat, especially with the raves and
other festivals. And molly, ecstasym D M A popular and all those

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all those three, those three termsm dam A, molly in ecstasy,
they are all the same thing.Typically, the M D M A is
the actual pure compound. Molly isvery close to that. And I can't
trust any sources exactly. Ecstasy isthe kind of more stepped on version.
And what it does is it's kindof a hallucinogen, but it also gets
you real hot, so you candie number one from a heat stroke.

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But the other white people have diedfrom doing ecstasy or molly is they get
super hot, they get super sweaty, they get dehydrate, they drink too
much water and then die of hypovertreatmentremia whatever that which is weird. The
way I learned that you can actuallyhave too much water. It was from
that stupid radio contest a number ofyears ago. It was everybody in the
industry knows about it, but uh, you know, they were doing drink

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Drink. It was a wee fora week. Yeah, So they were
having everbody drink a ton of waterand hold like, don't go. The
last person to hold out and notgo pee was going to win this week.
And this woman died mother of twolittle kids. Yeah, I mean
everybody was so fired the station endedup going away. And finally, do
you guys want to learn about ayahuascasince that's so true? Oh yeah,

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but that's a rich people thing.Well it is, but it's it's become
so popular that the price is downhere to where the pleads can use it.
So Aaron Rodgers and what is it? Ayahuasca is two things. They're
both plants that are typically found inCentral South America. Chote kind of a
sort of Yeah, it's essentially it'sa hallucinogen. It makes you cry and

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see things bar poop, bar poopyourself. And then they had a secondary
earth. So there's this brood herbs. It tastes and look awful. In
the second herb they put in thereis actually an M A o I inhibitor
tastes like right wors probably, whichactually keeps the the l s the ls
especially it's LSD. I mean,you know, it's a pellucinogen, keeps
that in your system longer. Butit's very spiritual and blah blah blah blah

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blah. And you can buy retreatsnow, which sound like the worst time
in the world because they have to, like, because they don't want it
to seem all to They don't wantto say, oh, you're just getting
high. Yeah, like here's yoursialshaman. Who's gonna guy? So you
show up on the that's what youknow. You can't because they make you
buy the whole live nights. Well, you'll show up and you'll have yoga
and then you'll sit down and setyour intentions for your journey. The next

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day after lucarish I saw Chelsea Handlerdo this on her show and it did
look interesting. But what is disgustingabout it is the room you do it
in. They put down like theseplastic y type mattress things, buckets everywhere
because people are puking. Especially.That sounds like fun, right, And
the first time she did it itdidn't affect her, so she went and

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did it the next night and thenfinally did people are crying. It's so
weird. Yeah, sounds great.Text over to two two ninety seven.
Y'all squares Yep, yeah, yep, you bet. Oh we should be
embarrassed. Yeah, Miller do cocaine? What a nerd? Yeah yep,
sure, and a winehouse yeah,juice world. Well, I do have

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a quiz. It's called what drugwere they on? Okay? And so
yeah, these are these are peoplewho are explaining what was happening right to
them and what they were either witnessingor experiencing or doing. And then I'm
going to give you three options andyou have to try to guess what drug

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they were on? All right?And then we'll do that coming up after
the break eight seven seven forty four, woody. That's eight seven seven forty
four, Woody. You can editsome of the text over to two two
nine eighty seven. We'll be rightback. I'll take a hammer and you
know how you flip it up inthe air, so does a bull flip
and then you catch it. Yeah, but I'll do that like over the
hood of my car. Like whatdude, that's a pretty incredible mission.

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Wow. Yeah, confession. Iworry myself. So weird, so weird
man. All right, So it'stime to play what drug are they on?
Or were they on? All right? So, uh, this is
a quote from somebody. This istelling them, telling their experience what was
going on. I'm gonna give youthree options. You got to try to
tell me or try to guess outof those three. What drug were they

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on? I was consumed by hungerthat was twenty times stronger than any of
my previous hungers. I had afruit by the foot and a square of
chocolate and ate them so fast.I'd just stopped myself in the middle so
I wouldn't get food crumbs all over? Was that PCP? Marijuana or meth?
Gee? I wonder you're going potthrough the pot? The pot?

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Everybody says pot. I'm starting offnice and easy. That is marijuana.
But see now you know, okay, all right? I started to really
freak out. After I began hallucinating. The walls of my room moved like
jello. I remember the door wasshrinking and growing at random. Everything in
my room looked like it had lighttrails surrounding it. Was this from riddlin,

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cocaine or nitrous? What drug werethey on? Nitrous? Nitrous?
I guess the answer is yeah,Well, I'm not expert like ravies.
And what is riddlin supposed to befor? Isn't that like, yeah,

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thats's dirty cousin get the kids.But I didn't think it would make you
hallucinating like that. What drug werethey on? I began to feel as
this shadow was going into my eyefrom a dark spot. It felt wet.
It was like the hottest thing I'veever felt. It was one of
the most uncomfortable experiences in my life. Fun was that cocaine, bath salts

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or huffing? But tane? Whatbath salts? I began to feel as
if the shadow was going into myeye from a dark spot. It felt
wet. It was like the hottestthing I've ever felt. It was one
of the most uncomfortable experiences of mylife. I'm gonna say huffing as well,
because I think if it was bathsalts, they wouldn't even have that
recollection. Okay, I think saltsbath salts because BA salts is a wild

(27:33):
card. Huffing but tane Wow isthe drug they were on. That's fun?
Let's try it? Yeah, let'sgo. Here we go. We
began watching some Disney cartoon. Plutowas being judged and tormented by a small
army of cats moving in a clockworkstep and sentenced him to Hell. We

(27:56):
were very amused in the fact thatall of the Disney people really know a
lot about Hell. Was that ketemy, nitrous or LSD that they were on.
I'm saying they tried l s D. Yeah, LSD l l D
D. All right, Greg Gory, let's sweep it. Well, the

(28:17):
answer is nitrous. Yeah, yeah, I'll give you I'll give you one
more. A buffalo was literally touchingmy skin though I felt nothing, it
slowly moved through my body. Wasthis alcohol, cocaine or peyoti? Sounds
like the od pyote beauty? Yeah, what's the proper? Is it aot

(28:45):
like payda payoti? Al Right?Is that? Uh no? And what
is that? What is that froma cactus or something or another llucinogen?
Yeah, like just a plant basedallucinogen. People trip balls on that.
They that was from paote. Yeah, and that's walked through me. Yeah,

(29:06):
and that is what drug? Arethey on? Chaote trips? That
was like the seventies and eighties Iwatched, Yeah, I got to the
desert pretended spiritual. Here's another question. I've never known what the hell this
is? What are queludes? Becausethat was something that like people used to
say all the time, But whatare they? Tika Lou eighties? If

(29:30):
you watch World, Wolf of WallStreet all the time, that's the quay
loan is a hypnotic sedative. Andas they said, so it starts like
the famous scene in Wolf, likefrom a prescription drugs. Yeah, they
stopped making it, I believe inlike the late eighties. It was too
cool. Yeah, yeah, becauseit was too great. So it's like

(29:51):
people going through let me call that. I'm like, all right, and
I had no again, I hadno idea, right, And then finally
they got, well we can't.I mean, if you just want to
pay for it now, we cangive the receipt and then you could submit
that. I'm like, you knowwhatever, they rang it up without the
insurance. It was four dollars andeighty cents. Wow, Like I said,

(30:11):
you could have told me it wasfive bucks. Went this whole charade,
four hundred fifty's gonna be one thousanddollars under five dollars. Yeah,
because they're so used to dealing withthese cheap skates, they'll show up and
bitch about everything, which I mean, I appreciate it whatever, but yeah,
just present me with that option aheadof time. I would have saved

(30:33):
everybody the aggravation with that. Yeah, it would have been cool. Would
five bucks less than five dollars?Oh? Another cool thing about this Amazon
thing, apparently they have a genericviagra as part of it. Now,
is this the same as what MarkCuban's doing. It sounds very similar cost
plus drugs. That's what his countrycountry. His company is just the Amazon

(30:56):
version of that. Yeah, somethingsimilar to it. But you had me
at unlimited pills, you know,I just want to get ten million pills
for five dialds bills for life.Uh huh for life? Pretty cool?
Yeah. And then here one lastthing before we go to break great news

(31:18):
for everybody. And I say thatsarcastically. There's a drug resistant strain of
gonorrhea found in the US. Twocases found in Massachusetts. Both patients were
treated for but this specific strain ofgonorrhea is showing mega resistance to nearly all
drugs. Yeah, and there wasno evidence, by the way of any
kind of connection between the two patientswho got it. According to the CDC,

(31:42):
gonerhea is the second most commonly sexuallytransmitted disease in the country, behind
the clemids. Wow. Yeah,yeah, the gods and the Mids be
on the lookout for that. Checkit smell Yeahria strong moreoo. He shows
next thing name many two stars ofthe movie Ocean's Age. This is the

(32:07):
witty show. No crap, it'sa show just to wrap up the drug
thing. I was asking right beforeit went to break, kayludes is something
I always heard about but had noidea what the hell it was. And
somebody texted over coiludes are what youknow people were talking about when they say
take a chill pill. Yeah,you know, because that's an old timey

(32:28):
l Right used to get him tohousewives to calm their hysteria. So I
said, woo. Also on thetext, I took half of the leude
at my paralegal school graduation party innineteen eighty eight. Wait, I ended
up making out with a guy whohad a ball haircut. Hashtag bad choices.
I had an editor, Now,this isn't this isn't anything illegal.

(32:52):
But you know these prescription drug adsthat you see on TV. Sure,
there was a study that found thatmost of those most of those prescription drugs
that you see advertised on TV aren'tvery good. Most are considered low benefit,
and less than a third are thefirst thing a doctor would prescribe.
But yeah, so these the onesthat are most advertised, usually suck.

(33:13):
That's why they got a market.Maybe that's why they got a market.
I don't know, but wanted toask your doctor about it, because the
doctor is not just prescribing it exactly. So I guess you got to ask
your doctor, which I guess whenyou're looking at it that way makes sense.
But then when I asked my doctor, who knows if that doctor got
flown away to Hawaii to give mehang out the drug vide, it wouldn't
here, I'm sorry, prescribed it. I do see ads all the time

(33:36):
for my statin that I'm on.Crystal Yeah, crystal crust. Story.
One in seven people said they talkedto their doctor a result of seeing a
drug advertisement, but more than halfof those people wound up with a prescription
for the medication. Yeah, youknow, but I sent to you this
article. It's pretty new news.But the Amazon thing, they're gonna have
like a five dollars prescription where it'sunlimited for I think about eighty different drugs,

(34:00):
so kind of like the Mark Cubanthing to be unlimited, so five
bucks and then get you what ifyou have a prime as limited pills something
like unlimited pillslimited as many as prescribedas long as they fall under your prescription.
I went through this whole run aroundbecause I take that Selexa just like

(34:20):
an anti depressant. I took itfor anxiety, and it's like a generic
of Selexa that I get. Andit was this big run around at the
pharmacy when it came to a renewalorm sorry refill right, and it was
like, well, we got toput your prescription information in there, your
benefit. I'm like, it's notchanged, it's all the same. And
so we went to this whole thinglike for some reason, it's just not

(34:43):
going through. Let me call it. I'm like, all right, And
I had no again, I hadno idea, right, And then finally
they go, well we can't.I mean, if you just want to
pay for it now, we cangive the receipt, then you could submit
that. I'm like, you knowwhatever. They rang it up without the
insurance. It was four dollars ineighty seve Oh wow, Like I said,
you could have told me it wasjust five bucks. Went through this

(35:06):
whole charade of four hundred fifty.Yeah, it was going to be one
thousand dollars under five dollars. Yeah. Because they're so used to dealing with
these cheap skates, they'll show upand bitch about everything, which I mean,
I appreciate it whatever, But yeah, just present me with that option
ahead of time. I would havesaved everybody the aggravation with that. Yeah,

(35:28):
it would have been cool. Wouldhave been five bucks less than five
dollars. Another cool thing about thisAmazon thing, apparently they have uh generic
viagra as part of it. Yeah. Now, is this the same as
what Mark Cuban's doing. It soundsvery similar cost plus drugs. That's what
his country country, his company isjust the Amazon version of that. Yeah,

(35:50):
something similar to it. But youhad me at unlimited pills, you
know, I just want to getgot me ten million pillars? Yeah for
five dollars bills for life? Uhhuh for life? Pretty cool. Yeah.
And then here one last thing beforewe go to break great news for

(36:10):
everybody. And I say that sarcastically. There's a drug resistant strain of gonorrhea
found in the US. Two casesfound in Massachusetts. Both patients were treated
for but this specific strain of gonorrheais showing mega resistance to nearly all drugs.
Yeah, and there was no evidence, by the way of any kind

(36:30):
of connection between the two patients whogot it. According to the CDC gonerhea
is the second most commonly sexually transmitteddisease in the country, behind the clemids.
Wow. Yeah, yeah, theGods and the Mids be on the
lookout for that. Check it smellyeah more what he shows next? Second,

(36:53):
Sorr, We're all going to getin the secondmies. Yes, even
listening to our team here do youshow? We'll be right back. What
This is the Hooity Show, andwe're back on a Friday morning with today's
dumb ass contest. Everybody rep Andtoday's dumb ass contest is the du uh

(37:21):
eight seven seven forty four, Woodythat's eight seven seven forty four, woody.
See bask's playing the game the everybodyplease, I hit the street,
spot someone who's been out partying,drinking nice and drunk and ask them some
very easy trivia questions. I shouldsay, easy for you to set.
That's right, And the game isnot whether you know the answer. The
game is will the drunk person knowthe answer? And if you can guess
whether they know the answer correctly twotimes out of three, you win,

(37:44):
all right? Eight seven seven fortyfour? Whatdy? That's eight seven seven
forty four, Woodie and U let'ssay, let's say hello to Sergio.
Hey, good morning Sergio, Goodmorning Woody Show. Happy Friday to you,
Surgery. Right, so we're gonnaplay the do U i Q before
we get to the questions account towardactually you winning a prize or not.
We're gonna get to know the drunka little bit better so that way you

(38:06):
have a better idea just out withit or maybe not with it, which
is the case most of the timethat they are. And who do we
have here, Sea Bass? Thisis you and me. She's a young
college chick. Hell yeah, bro, but she's not twenty one. She's
doing illegal stuff in the United States. And I don't want to say she's
gonna be our best drunk of theyear, but she is. Wow.

(38:27):
Okay, he's gonna talk. She'sout partying with her her girls, her
young lady friends, and they're talkingabout how they just got some new fake
IDs. The one guy put aflashlight through my fake and said, nah,
that's not good. But he letus in anyways. Why do you
think he lets you in any ways? Because we're cute. Look at us.
What are the biggest benefits about beinga que girl that other girls maybe
don't get boys, penis money,drinks. Are you saying that it's easy

(38:51):
to be a young girl. Yes, it is easy. You just gotta
put in that effort and try justbe hot. It just be hot,
Just be hot. That's so stupidto be ugly, ugly, that's stupid.
By the way, it doesn't soundlike it's too it's difficult. It
doesn't sound difficult at all. Youjust kind of have to show up.

(39:13):
What did you say, boys,penis money and something else that drinks.
And that's what Greg's been saying.Just don't be a disgusting pig woman.
It will be the easiest thing inthe world. I mean, life's way
more harder for us, right Sergio, Dude, we out here college for
she doesn't. Yeah, Greg says, she just needs to say I do,
I do? And by you said, depending on how smart your your

(39:35):
daughter is, it might be abetter idea financially, just to buy her
a country club membership and get hera bikini and send her out by the
pool married like some some kid ofsome other rich family. Forget kid,
you get a divorce dad. Thedivorce dad, Darryl. Yeah, and
the first one is never for love, right you just get you know,
that way she's financially security, youdon't have to worry about it easy,

(39:57):
and then she can go on andfind somebody that actual love. Don't be
ugly? Now this is Greg's words, not ours to put that out there.
Right, Yeah, well you knowI have it embroidered on a pillow.
Yeah, and what is that ifyou're ugly? That's stupid that Greg
has on that pillow. All right, Sergio, are you ready for question

(40:21):
number one? D u i Qtequila is made from what plant? All
right? I think that Menace willknow this one. I think that you
mean, you know, I'm justI don't know yet. I'm not I
don't really have a gauge on yourtime. No, my my default is
no on these drug I'll go doubleNo, what about Menace? Right,

(40:45):
you're going to double Now, I'mgoing to say, yes, I think
Menace will get it. I don't. I don't think she was. So
it's been it's been a big thingthese past few years, all the celebrity
brands around for a while. Yes, Menace, No, un it's just
starting to pick up. Sammy doubleno double no, thank you, sam
uh Sea Bass. I'm sorry,I'm gonna guess on you me. You

(41:07):
know, do you think that doyou think you know it? That menace
will know it? I'm gonna sayI'm gonna give a benefit of the doubt.
Yes, how about that, right, menace? Do you think that
Yumi is gonna know this one?No? All right? Well, Sergio,
what do you think you're guessing onyou me? Will she get the
answer? Yes? Or no?No? All right? Question number one,
Menace, you're up for. Tequilais made from what plant? There

(41:32):
the tequila region? All region?Let's see if tequila's tequila. That's Greg's
favorite brand. You got it.Tequila is made from what plant? Tequila
is made out of corn? Doyou have a favorite tequila? Drink the
yummy kind, the kend Dinner kind, any any tequila with wine? Why

(41:57):
do you drink Kendall Jenner tequila asopposed to any the tequila? Because she's
famous and I don't want to befat and she's not fat, Noise,
I need this video for later forour Instagram. Dude, chick, you
want to marry her right now?My god? Well he's not. She's

(42:19):
got the right priorities. Sergio,you are on the board. You got
yourself a point. Oh you're inand wine talk about a recipe for a
recess and I don't want to Whatis that the yummy kind? Oh?
The yummy kind o? Wow?Uh? Alright, d u I Q

(42:43):
Question number two? What were thetwo cities hit by nuclear bombs in World
War Two? Oh? I thinkMedice will get it? Oh nuclear knock
asking well, jack ass, Maybehe's got a better shot. Okay,
I was gonna say, because wedo that all the time. Yeah,

(43:04):
a terrible memory. And I know, but a thousand times that's ruined gave
him clos Well, we've all doneit. I think he knows. I'm
gonna say that. I'm saying theMenace will know it, and then she
will not. Raby is saying thatMenace will know it. Andy is just
given it and Yumi will not.Greg Gory, I'm gonna stick with my

(43:30):
double no, double no, Sammy, I think Menace will know it and
you will not. All right?Best do you think medic will know it?
You know it doesn't matter, butno, all right? And uh
me menace? Yes, do youthink that Yumi will know it? I'm
gonna go with Hiroshima. Yes,made you just want to give us your
answer now Hiroshima and Knockasaki close?Was that World War two or World War

(43:58):
eleven? Getting get all right?Question number two. We'll see if Sergio,
do you think that she's going toget it? Yes or no?
Oh? No? All right's findout what were the two cities hit by
nuclear bombs in World War two?Pearl Harbor and New York. Well,
this is what you say we learnedfrom World War two. Watch out for

(44:22):
yourself, make sure you're safe,and not all like Muslims and stuff are
terrorists. That's all right. Well, Sergio, congratulations, you are a
winner. This week's very difficult roundon the d U I Q you love

(44:44):
you just have a great weekend.Wow, deean women hating on other women.
She's cute. That's why Sergio didnot need question number three. But
she's too good. Let's see whatthis is name two colleges in Virginia.
Okay, she's in school. She'sin college in Virginia. Though, I'll

(45:07):
give you that move. Now,this is a Nagasaki here, This is
tough. Yeah, I'm here.No, I'm her No New York City
now yeah her, No three mileIsland. No, I mean, I'm
wondering about Menace. I think hewell yeah, I don't want to say
why, but I'll say that Menacewill get it. He could be aware

(45:30):
Menace. Yes you mean no Rave? Double no? You say double?
All right? Greg? Double no, Sammy, I'll say Menace, Yes
you mean no the best. Doyou think Menace will get it? Yes,
yes, Menace. Do you thinkthat having a guess and I'm thrown
off, do you think that she'llget it? No? Well yeah,
I always think, like you know, he knows the answer for the drunk,

(45:50):
but he doesn't know about Menace.That's that's half the fun. Yes
it is. What do you thinkwe do it till time? Yes?
You got it? No? Ialready said no, Okay, all right.
Question number three do you want qMenace? Here we go. Name
name to colleges in Virginia, VirginiaState and University of Virginia U b A.

(46:15):
Obviously that's the Virginia State University.There is a Virginia William and Mary.
Yeah, Virginia, Virginia. Yeah, I mean Virginias. There's in
uh and I'm sure that's Petersburg.There you go. I'm sure that's what

(46:37):
anything else? Question is there CommunityCollege of Virginia, Virginia Tech. Yeah,
all right, so, uh,question number three for me name to
colleges in Virginia U b A Universityand syrah cue, oh my god,

(47:04):
please tell me recorded it for acouple hours. She is just give for
the rest of the year your thoughtson literally everything. Well, there's the
duy Q more Woodies shows next,hang on, welcome back, am I
look cute and guddly. They arevery mean spirited way back of everybody at
the wood Show. Well, justmore examples. I'm the old saying can't
please all people all the time,no matter what you think of the show

(47:29):
or I mean, we're coming inhere every day, like not trying to
get people not to listen. Wewant people to listen, of course we
do, you know. And souh, you know, sometimes not everything
goes well. Some things don't turnout this point, and that's fine.
Some people get really upset. DareI say triggered? Yeah? And so
these people there's no coming back forthem. They have a crossed the threshold

(47:51):
to never coming back, and theywant to make sure everybody knows about it.
And that's how we end up hereat the Woody Show Crossroads. Yes,
the what have we done? Whatnow? Now? Anybody who's ever

(48:17):
been in therapy at all, orhave like a really good friend, will
tell you that sometimes it's best,no matter how much you try to get
somebody to stick around or to change, sometimes just best to let them go.
Yeah, you know, it's it'sbetter for everybody, not just you,
but it's also better for them,which is healthier, which is which

(48:37):
is where we've gotten with these people. They have us sent in emails,
they have hit us up on thetext or on Facebook. My favorites are
the ones that send If you goto our station's website, it says contact
station, you know, contact us, and they think that they're sending an
email off to the management, whichthe management does see, but so does
everybody who's on the air, becausethey think it's like a request or some

(48:58):
kind of programming question or whatever.And so those are my favorite, and
that's where we start on this one. This is from Sarah, and they
always ask reply requested. She says, yes, yes, I want to
drag this out. I would liketo bring a matter to your attention,
and I would like a receipt ofacceptance in the form of a reply.
I work in HR and a bigpart of my job is making sure the

(49:21):
employees of my employer feel safe atwork. So imagine how I felt when
I tuned in and heard quote TheWoodie Show doing a whole segment on HR
training. At first, I thought, wow, this is cool. It
was awesome. They're talking about somethingreally important and using their platform for good.
But then I figured out what wasreally happening. They were mocking.

(49:43):
No, no, I am absolutelyhorrendous how they were making fun of real
abuses in the workplace. Furthermore,they also made a comment attempting to correlate
individuals who complain the most to peoplewho list their pronouns on social media profiles
accurate. This skit was a realopportunity lost. Not only that, but

(50:05):
you also lost a listener. Thatis from Sarah. Parenthetically, she puts
in there her pronouns her she wehave lost Sarah again. Later, girl,
damn party. I'm sorry about that. All right. So that's that's

(50:30):
one. We're doing something cool.I'm talking about HR is cool? Yeah,
badass, something I can relate to. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Uh. This is another one sentto the station feedback email. This is
from Kate subject, where are yourvalues. Where are they? Reply requested,

(50:53):
Yes, me, my husband andmy children were all in the car
listening to your station when we heardyour morning show talking about open marriages.
Not only do they talk about them, but they romanticize them. That's where
I draw the line as a mother. Thank you as a mother. I've
seen that story about the fluozy womanpolice officer in the news, and I

(51:15):
have been praying for her. Meanwhile, meanwhile, the Wood show is praising
her sins. It is absolutely wrongand I guess my values to suggest that
two parents can function within the familywhile having sexual relations sexual outside of the
family. Get it, girl.And now my children are questioning me about

(51:37):
open marriages? Are they? Arethey? What do you have to say
about that? Nothing? Because I'mcalling you a liar. The grooming,
subliminal messages that you are sending ourchildren is inexcusable. It's disgusting. Day.
You should be ashamed. Thank youfor what we are. Thank you

(51:59):
for doing your trying to rid theworld of Christian values. Party guard gals
right out of the gate. Thatis that is Kate you guys by Cake?
Yeah? So sarahky with Sarah andKate Yeah, new best friends.
Bye. Cage up for some coffee. Yeah, in both these cases,

(52:22):
they're confusing the subject with our angleon it. I don't think anyone here
was like, oh sweet, thepolice officer railed four of her five six
six six and and uh, Ibelieve the conversation was about how the husband
decided to stick with her. I'mlike, how do you do it?
So confused, and then went intoa whole conversation about I don't know how
anybody has an open marriage and we'reso pro I know people who do not

(52:45):
me. I am values. Youknow who's the open marriage guy? Is?
It just came out on the news. Is mister Feeney from Boyme's World?
Yeah, hundred and four. Apparentlyin the early years of his marriage
it was an open marriage. Isaw something about them. That's the best
thing to come out of this wholepolice officer scandal. Yes, are the
means? Oh my god again thewoman you're looking for? Just search Megan

(53:07):
Hall. She spells it stupidly mA E G A N. Hall and
memes and it's all photoshop of heron sam as the toppel of the tank,
end video of the mechanical bull.Yeah, I saw that one,
and then My favorite one was itwas a picture of that that cop and
she was holding what everybody thinks lookslike a dong from the new MLK statue.

(53:27):
That's good. That's a good.Got a photo of her on that
They told me to collect DNA,so I did. There's a picture.
These are great, Okay, Ihave to subscribe them. That's her with
the Denzel Washington Ethan Hawk train day. This one also sent to the Woodi
Show email email at woodieshow dot com. It's from Ashley subject, thanks for

(53:51):
ruining my day. Oh no,I've never been one to send an angry
email, but there's the first timefor everything. I have been crying on
and off for days after being triggeredby a conversation on your show. I'm
a parent something I know, Gregand certainly Ravey placed no value on I'm
a a single parent, and whileI'm not looking for a reward or praise,

(54:15):
I am saddened by the lack ofrespect. Ravey was selfishly complaining,
as she always does, about aflight she was on where the kids were
acting out. She also said thekids shouldn't be allowed in first class stand
by it. It wasn't so muchher opinion, But it was the anger
in her voice that got to me. I got me sick. I heard
it too. I was in firstclass with my son, who was three

(54:37):
at the time. Unbeknownst to me, he had the beginnings of an ear
infection, which was aggravated by thecabin and the altitude pressure. He's crying
in pain the whole flight. Idon't know what's wrong. He's never done
this before. Other passengers like Raveyonly cared about themselves, and not only
were giving me dirty looks like Iwas the one who was making cried,

(55:00):
but one lady in particular was verballyberating me and called me a bad mother.
I was crushed. Not only wasI distraught that my baby was upset,
but this stranger got in my headand now had me questioning if it
was my if it was my fault. It sent me into a sub low

(55:21):
depression. Okay, and only afterconversations with my therapist was I able to
reconcile that it was not me.It was that rude bitch on the plane.
She was the problem. And here, Ravy, you and other rude
bitches like you are the problem.It is. I will be taking a
break from listening to the show fora while, maybe forever, thank god,

(55:42):
which also makes me sad because I'velistened for years. But it's the
world we live in. That's fromAshley. We've lost Ashley. No,
she could take on when she's notlistening long winded wind bag. I think

(56:05):
she has another problems. Do youthink, craise If you were a mother,
you wouldn't be saying that. Iwouldn't. No, you don't know,
you don't care, how long andboring your email. You don't understand.
And here I'll you don't get it, I'll give you. I'll give
you one more. I know youguys saw this one on Twitter? Oh
yeah, it's on Instagram. Yeahall right, so uh it's on the

(56:32):
what do you Show too? It'sfrom Illegal Wire trans at Illegal Wire Transfer
on Twitter? Okay to post itat the Woodies Show. You're the worst
show on the radio. And Imade my Twitter originally because it was so
bad that I needed to tell youthat it sucks. So here I am
again telling you that you're terrible.Yo, you are terrible. My original

(56:57):
Twitter handle was at one O fourfive Woody Show sucks or something. I
forget. You're the worst awesome.So we've lost illegal wire Transfer, you
guys. Yeah, somebody who's sowell spoken. Yeah, you know,
put into the miss emmatic by illegalto trap and we can recommend some worst

(57:22):
radio shots out there. We surecan. It's called Jim row check it
out. Getting good. Although there'sthe wood Show crossroads. Everybody all right,
somebody texts over, I can seewhy Ashley is a single. Oh
damn, damn, Ashley Burns.We're gonna give you a break. I'm

(57:44):
surprised we haven't already gotten a complainabout Raybe not being a real feminist and
just sticking up for all women blindly. Yeah, that's coming. That's the
next one. The Woody Show wouldlike to pause for a moment to address
an emergency diarrhea situation. We'll beback right after this show. Insensitivity draining

(58:05):
for a political show. Greg isthe most sensitive person on this show.
He always has these really weird thoughtsand he obsesses about them, like once
something gets in his mind, likehe will take the entire weekend and just
chew on it absolutely. And sohe came to me today he goes,
I think you might have some It'sso stupid. Yeah, that's exactly how

(58:30):
You're not wrong. This is sostupid. What is it? How does
it start? Hey? So,uh, yeah, Hi, I'm Greg
Gory. I'm Greg Gory. Noactually yeah, which, by the way,
I hate it when when you callsomebody. I think everybody knows the

(58:52):
person that does this, when youcall somebody and they answer the phone with
their name. I do that forcalls. Hey, it's very Yeah,
yeah, I know I called you. I called you and you saw that
it was me calling you. Orif they leave you a message, like
our boss will do that, he'llleave me a voicemail. Hey, Kevin

(59:13):
Legrett calling, I know your nameshows up on the voicemail. Even if
you didn't say your name or Ihave the number, I would know your
voice. Yeah, I get it. Anyway, Greg comes to me,
He goes, so, I sawI have it. I have something for

(59:34):
feelings with Greg. It's it's sostupid. But anyway, just if you
need it, I shouldn't have saidanything. Now he's say about should he
had said anything the first place?To me? They heard something instantly regrets
even mentioned to me. So herewe go. It is time for another

(59:54):
round of feelings with Greg Gory.I feel like I've been very stingy with
my compliments towards Woody. He's thefirst one whenever people text in and say,
oh, you guys are so fatand disgusting, and then Woody always
says, well, Greg, you'relucky, because I would. You said

(01:00:15):
something recently, something like I wishI had from the neck up. I
wish I could be you for aday or something, something really really nice.
And I thought, and I thought, have I been too stingy with
my compliments to Woody? Agree?So then the other day you had to
scratch your head or something. Youtook your hat off and you scratched your
head, and I realized you gota haircut, and I thought, see,

(01:00:37):
I would give up everything to haveyour hair. You have awesome hair,
and that's what I've been thinking.And you're so down on yourself.
So I want you to at leastbe happy that you have killer hair.
I yes, you got to acknowledgeyour hair game. Your hair is so
cool. You can get it cool. It is cool. You can get

(01:00:58):
your hair cut super short, andit always looks even when you take your
hat off, it looks perfect.If I wear a hat and take my
hat off, it looks ridiculous.So thank you, Greg. And when
I have zero stress in his lifethat he has time to think about your
hair exactly, this acts to it. This is on top of all my

(01:01:19):
daily stresses, and now just threeminutes ago, your impressions are so spot
on, like they're so funny.And when you do my impression, I
think, God, do I soundlike that? And then I laughed because
I think because you actually do thinkI do. I think I do start
sentences with you know, or whenI start, you'll start saying something and
saying So I was thinking about thisthe other I was thinking about this the

(01:01:45):
other day. It is so accurate. So Woodie, I've been stinging you
with my compliments. You do greatimpressions, and you have really cool hair.
Apparently I have really great hair thatI've had to have the same haircut
my entire life, and you hideit with your ball cap because if it
gets any longer than this, Iwill have like full on judefro just getting

(01:02:07):
haircuts more often and wear the hatleft often because you look cool without a
hat. So I'm sorry, I'vebeen stingy with my compliments, and your
impressions are hilarious. Feelings with GregGory. That's what I've been thinking about.
Greg gaskids you with the compliment stuffor wonder like what Greg's doing with
his time. Just no, he'susually obsessing about something really dumb over here,
and she wants a D and she'sgoing to get one the Wood Show.

(01:02:32):
You know. Sometimes she doesn't wanta D Greg Gory, right sometimes,
Yeah, most of the time.Yes, that's your favorite kind.
Yeah, most of the time.Yes, for every once in a while,
or she just doesn't want not inthe mood. Maybe she's just that
one time. Maybe she's drunk,Yeah, she had that urge. Yeah,
maybe she's in the hot Yeah,she wanted to try stuff with chicks.

(01:02:52):
Yeah, maybe her husband's on abusiness trip. Yeah. We also
have Greg's a very complicated guy.Yeah, she's horning. We've got Greg
Gory's lesbian stories coming up here injust a few moments. Ladies, if
you've had a lesbian experience, we'regonna want to hear from you a naughty
one. That's right. Greg's avery complicated dude. But that's true.

(01:03:14):
I am curious than this, rightexactly. He's got way more interest in
lesbians than I do. That isstrange and that is very strong. Does
nothing for me. That's weird,nothing at all. Really, no tillation
what I mean, you know,no movement downstairs. No, no curiosity,

(01:03:34):
you don't vision. No, Imean it's I'll look at it,
of course, but it's they're likesome guys are like, oh, yeah,
that's usually first thing that pops intomy bad When Bravey says, oh,
my friend Terry's visiting, that's thefirst thing. They're going all of
a sudden, especially the very firstthing, like oh, we're getting a

(01:03:54):
hotel this weekend. Oh you wait, really one hotel room. I'm putting
out the call to lady while wecan, we can continue to discuss it,
but I have to call the ladies. We're gonna do Greg Gory's lesbian
stories this hour. So for theladies out there who are otherwise straight but
you had that that one moment ofweakness or curiosity or whatever it was,

(01:04:15):
tell us about your most lesbian experience. Yeah, your friend comes to town,
or your husband's business, or you'reall on a trip and the husband's
go off to the barn, okaywhatever. Watch like two ladies are arguing
about something. Ah, They're like, oh my god. Yeah, and
then they realized, why are weYeah, let's just make it. We

(01:04:36):
should really be kissing. We shouldjust kiss so it doesn't have to go
out like full on lesbian relations.But that's the most lesbian experience that you've
had, Ladies, you could sharethis with Greg. My favorite part of
this whole segment when we do thisis just watching Greg. His face lights
up. Does make me happy.He's all into it. It's like Bravy

(01:04:58):
watching those slot machine videos that shewatches. Yeah, I get excited for
them. She gets all into it. Yeah, and Greg has questions and
we just kind of like let himgo. Yeah. So, ladies,
if you've had a lesbian experience,you're otherwise straight, but you had a
lesbian experience. Greg would love tohear from you. Sure. Eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie. That'seight seven seven forty four, Woodie.

(01:05:19):
We'll get back more to that ina second. One thing I wanted to
add. We were talking about thethings that are not as fun or cool
or whatever now that you're older.If I had making out to that list,
like you know, people like youknow, like back when you were
like a teenager, like in thelong time. Yeah, yeah, like
I'm not saying that, you know, people don't kiss or you know whatever,

(01:05:39):
there's more passionate kissing or whatever.But I'm talking like a makeout session.
Oh yeah, right, something justcame up in the studio during a
break or whatever. People were talkingabout like, oh, all the makeout
spots or whatever. I was talkingabout how my nephew's favorite thing about working
at homegoings home goods was, accordingto him, all the different places he
could make out with his girlfriends.There. Okay, I mean I was

(01:06:01):
working on some stuff of the studio, there's a conversation about making out.
I made a little note like that'sdefinitely one of those things that he's seventeen.
Yeah, right, exactly. Itwas much better at work with his
girlfriend kind of hiding behind whatever tomake an ast. Yeah, making out
was just because you weren't mostly goingall the way. No, there are
still some people who really enjoy makingout. It's mostly women. But I

(01:06:28):
see what medis is saying. Yeah, but like you would take a handy
when you were younger, that's onlybecause that's what that's what was on the
table, that was the option.But would you opt for that now it's
a grown ask man. You takeit. But is that what you're asking
for? Are you requesting that service? I don't think. I'm just saying,
like when you were younger, theprolonging of making out was because you

(01:06:48):
weren't going to get anywhere else.Absolutely, but it was still way cooler
than it is now. Yeah,there's a corner of the home because you
know, oh, now there's betterthings to do. Right, all right,
So ladies, tell us about yourmost lesbian experience. Eight seven seven

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forty four, Woody. That's eightseven seven forty four, Woody, Greg.
Julie Bowen, who played the momon Modern Family h used to be
very likable. Now you're right,she's a rag. I well, then
forget I want to wait. Nono, no, no, no Julie.
I meant her character. No no, not Julie. Both okay,

(01:07:30):
Well Julie the real person. Theactress says she's always been straight, but
there was a time that she was. Tot's in love with the woman,
Greg, Really, you like towatch that pillow fight, right? I
would. She does a podcast calledQuitters, and she was talking about it.
She said, I was in lovewith the woman for a while,
but she didn't love me back.She liked women, but didn't like me

(01:07:50):
in that way. I never reallytook off, so I never really had
the had the challenge my concept ofmy sexuality. She wasn't going to convert,
you know, it would be afun thing. I have a friend
that went full lesbian for a goodfour or five years, but then she
said that women were just too muchdrama. Now she's full time called her

(01:08:14):
back. Yeah, this is likea lot of back. Yeah, she
was lowered back to the d Yeah. I mean I could go over here
and have to do almost nothing.That's interesting, right, Yeah, I'm
just going back. I'm just beingcalled back, got called back. The

(01:08:34):
text he says, making out asan adult is gross. My husband still
likes it, though now it's sucha chore grows well, depending on who
you're making alleys, five minutes,that's a lot. It's like doing a
five minute plank. God, fiveminutes, yeah, five minutes. I

(01:08:55):
don't know when this room could plankfor five minutes. No, hell no,
he said for five minutes, saidmake it out for five minutes long.
I'm thinking, but it would seemlike forever like that would be.
I think that's a lot of makingout. Five minutes of making out,
a lot of making out. Idon't think five minutes. Yeah, I
drunk. Yeah, it's in eternity. Uh, do you want to get

(01:09:15):
to one of the calls before thebreak? Yeah, let's make this the
appetizer, all right, the appetizer. This is uh, this is Greg's
thing. Everybody, so just allowing, let's make it everybody's think. Well,
I mean you never get to part. You always this question, right,
but we got to remind everybody.You know, you're on the radio,
you to graphic. Oh yeah,good, screener told them that.
Okay, so ladies, if you'recalling in, you're otherwise straight, but

(01:09:42):
you've had a lesbian experience. You'regonna tell Greg about that. But you're
gonna tell it in a way asif let's assume that you were at a
a gathering of some kind mixed company, uh, maybe some grandparents around or
some younger kids, and you don'twant them necessarily knowing what you're talking about.
You got to talk about this ina way because of the stupid FCC.
You got to talk about this ina way that if you were telling

(01:10:02):
the story right in front of thatfive year old, that they would have
no idea what the hell you're talkingabout, So keep that in mind as
you're telling your story whilst being hot, right, while being hot about it.
Let's go to uh, Lily,Hey, good morning, Lily,
Lily, Hi, good morning,good morning. All right, So tell
Greg about your most lesbian experience.It was my brother's destination wedding in Mexico

(01:10:26):
and we stayed at a family resort. It was fun, but everything ended
super early. So then we wentgot a cab and there was a bunch
of us and we said, hey, take us to the sun Plays like
some wee, well, we canall have a great time. They take
us to this club and it wasa singer's club. Apparently they have it
every so often out there, swingersnight the club right right. A lot

(01:10:48):
of people left and a couple ofus stayed, and that was pretty much
the first time it was. Itwas like we were all fresh meat or
something and who yeah. And Ithink they kind of noticed that the men
were, you know, like ohno, no no. But when the

(01:11:08):
girls approached girls, they're like,okay, well it's not too bad.
Yeah, So what happened? Solike the women approached you, or the
woman approached you, Yeah, itwas a couple, and I think that's
when it just happened. But thatwas an experience. So it was a
straight couple. The guy just kindof backed off and then you and the

(01:11:28):
woman kind of went at it.Two women. Oh oh was too women.
So you basically just relax and letthem show you the ropes exactly.
Yeah. Yeah, and but itwas it was a pretty well right,
but we've never it's never happened again. I think, you know, we

(01:11:51):
had a vision, like we visionedit all the time, but I don't
think it's ever going to happen,you know, like was it like full
on lesbow experience? Right? Yeah? It was? Wow? And never
again, but it lives in yourhead forever. Yeah, I think honestly,
someone I don't know about men,but I think where men and how
it's just that one experience. It'sa good one. Yeah, and so

(01:12:12):
you would never you would never gobed, not with the like those two
particular people, right, but youwould never revisit that again. No,
honestly, No, no, no, because it's just it's I just you
know, I think I was prettyintoxicated. We're having a good times.
Way, that's it. No's butshe went all the way, Greg,
that's awesome. That's right. Shewent, guys, have a goodly a

(01:12:39):
right she has. She got herselftoo too hot and bothers and with two
women. All right, so thatis a great story. All right,
So we'll come back after the break. I have an email that was said
to us. I'm dying to hearthat, and they're insisting that I say
anonymous on this on this one.But I'll have the email for you.

(01:12:59):
We have, we have Jasmine onhold. We're going to talk to her.
And then, ladies, you're otherwisestraight, but you had a lesbian
experience. Tell Greg all about it, Greg Gory's lesbian story relase. Yeah,
this is like Christmas for Greg.He loves it early Christmas. Eight
seven, seven forty four, Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
More of the stories coming up next. Hang on, drink no milk?

(01:13:21):
Does drink no milk? Done?Done, drink no milk. This
is a show. I think wecould have done a better job picking something
to come back from break with abunch of vomited Yeah, sound effects than

(01:13:41):
that? Yeah, Ray, SoGreg loves lesbian so much or lesbian stories

(01:14:17):
so much? Yeah, yeah,yeah, somebody said Greg can learn to
think or two about technology if itwas taught by lesbians. That is very
true. True. Yeah, allright, so we have some lesbian stores.
Got an email that I'm gonna readhere in just a moment that we
got there. I want to juststay anonymous, but I want to get

(01:14:38):
these calls because we have a coupleladies on the phone who would like to
share their lesbian story with you.Greg, let me actually do something better
here. There we go. Ohyeah, yeah, we had a request
for some music. Now I'm picturinglike one of those hotel rooms where the
bathtub is in the actual room.Ah right, like not the bathroom,

(01:14:58):
but in the room, right,mega cheesy. Yeah, So, ladies,
you're otherwise straight, but you didhave that one lesbian or maybe a
few lesbian experience. Yeah, callin and tell Greg about your most lesbian
experience. He loves them. Thisis for Greg. This is something you
can do for Greg. Let's goto ash A. Good morning, ashy

(01:15:20):
ash Hi, Good morning guys,good morning. All right, So tell
Greg your lesbian experience. Okay,So I used to work at an adult
store and I met her there.I was straight. Since I was curious
but you know, I never waswith the girl. And so then we

(01:15:43):
got together, and you know,we first had our first experience together at
my house that I was seeing outwith my parents. Oh wow. And
then we got I thought we werein like a pretty good serious you know,
dating relationships, not relationship, butwe're dating. And I sprung on

(01:16:03):
too soon and I bought her aniPhone. Oh wow, look at you
ball back up real quick. Ash, did you meet her when she walked
into the store as a customer.Now we work together. We were coworkers.
Okay, that's kind of cool.Yea, yeah, I like that.
Yeah, all right, Okay,so then you started talking and started

(01:16:27):
kind of dating. But what wasthat first experience? Greg wants to hear
about that first time? The firsttime, it was good. She kind
of taught me how to do everythingbecause I had no idea what the heck
I was doing. And then youknow, I was a pro, to
be honest, really, it justcame naturally. Yeah. Like and then

(01:16:49):
since then, I'm by and youknow, I've come out of by and
I'm in a relationship with a manright now and he knows but like,
you know, yeah, so howdid that like the first time that you
and the co worker got skither.So like you were at you said,
your house, well where you wereliving with your parents, your parents house
or whatever. A ticket they wereout for them. So did you go

(01:17:11):
there for with the intent of you'regoing to try out chicks or what?
We fully had the intention of,like I don't know, it was going
to go down, and we hadan orientation for work early the next day.
Yeah, so we kind of justhad a sleepover and that's when it
happened. Yeah, okay, wecall the adults and then okay, and

(01:17:33):
then who who initiated? She didfully and she wouldn't stop. And then
I was like, you know what, I'm kind of curious. She's really
cute and plot twist on that iPhoneand I bought her. I found a
picture of her cheating on me andwith the girl she that works at another

(01:17:55):
adult store. Woe beyond. Whenyou saw that, you kind of thought
that was hot. You're mad aboutit? But great, No, No,
I did not. I got sofurious. I wanted to hear the
phone in the break room. Yeah, and I couldn't do that. Then
you realized we shouldn't. This isGreg, I know, and you said,

(01:18:17):
Hey, call your friend, haveher come over here, breakup sex
ash. Thank you so much forthe call. In your welcome by,
I got this, I got thisemail. But we have Jasmine, who's
been holding here. Everybody say howto Jasmine? Jasmine? Hi, Hi,
you mentioned an email and I'm wonderingif that might have been mine.

(01:18:41):
It's about it about something happened inthe bathroom. Yes, oh okay,
that's so weird. Okay, sothis is the person that sent the email.
Okay, but she wanted to beanonymous in the email, but she's
not calling any of us our name, your name? Okay, I gave
you a name. Oh okay,all right, what happened? So yeah,
tell your story? All right?Yeah, this was a really fun

(01:19:04):
Botchwett party. It was like allday, we're day drinking since like eleven
am. Perfect. So come aroundlike seven pm, We're going to a
strip club to see guys. Rightand in the uber like I'm just telling
my friends all my you know,secrets, my fantasies. I was like,
I want to have a threesome.My boyfriend's like cool with it,

(01:19:26):
but I'm nervous because I've never evenlike kissed a girl. Right, and
then she like like starts with springsand she's like I used to make out
with my best friend all the timeand her bestfriend hot. So I'm like,
oh okay, I kind of likelaugh it off, and then she
like holds my hands. So thenwhen we get inside the place, she's
like, oh, let's go tothe bathroom. So like I go,

(01:19:47):
whatever, that's what girls do.And then she's like, so when you
kiss took girl, this is howyou should do it. Like she leans
in. So then we start makingout and then okay, yeah, and
she like tells me touch her,so you know, I'm touching her like
up pop right, and then liketo her waist her hips, and then
I guess I'm start going a littlelike faster. See then what she says

(01:20:12):
she she got still into it,greg now she can control herself. She's
just out of control exactly. She'steaching you the ropes and yeah, and
I'm like, okay, yeah,this is you know, this is what
I do. I get like reallypassionate, and she's like like hold on,
and then there's another girl in there. But then she's like, hey,
you know my friend she's like reallycute, don't don't you think she's

(01:20:32):
cute? And then you know she'sjust like laughing, And so next thing
I know, I'm making out withthis other girl and she's not complaining about
how you know, passionate, howfast I'm going right, So just touching
like above the clothes, a lotof like up the top waists, like

(01:20:54):
hip areas that it doesn't go furtherthan that. But like later in the
night, she e sees me againand she told my friend another friend who
didn't know what happened. He's like, oh my god, your friend's such
a good kisser. Whoa nice soyou were you're a good student. She

(01:21:15):
taught you well well quote unquote Jasmine, thank you very I like it now.
Why did you pick jasmine? Weall know it's a fake name now,
but Jazz because that even sounds likea stripper Name's a great one.
Yeah, my super name. Sowell appreciated the call happy, thank you.
That is a wonderful story. Welove how happy Greg is. That's

(01:21:45):
a good story because that had someyou know, time details. Yeah,
yeah, that's some great multiple well, thank you to h our participants.
We do have to take a break. Yes, Greg, I would like
to point out too. That uhMiss Puerto Rico Fabio Lavellan and Miss Argentina
Mariana Virella got married. Have youseen her photos? The beautiful they are,

(01:22:09):
believe it or not. Miss Argentinapretty hot, pretty hot, tight
more. Next The Woodie Show showYe. Following up on the lesbian stories,

(01:22:31):
Greg loves them so much fun.This one says was doing cocaine with
a girlfriend. We were also youknow, I'm just okay cool. We
were also drinking a lot. Wewent back to my place to hang out
and for some reason just started makingout. See that's the boss. We
moved to my bed and got completelyundressed. She was all hands on and

(01:22:56):
then went full on lesbian on me. You knows crazy. I mostly played
with her huge boobs. We endedup passing out and never spoke about it.
Okay, there you have it.Cocaine, doing cocaine with a friend.
The other thing that Greg loves besideslesbian is old people. The other's
speed. Yeah. Happy birthday toa woman in Arizona. Her name is

(01:23:21):
Mary Flip. She is one hundredand one years young and she hasn't let
up either. She danced and shedrank beer at her party. Cool are
you married? For her one hundredand first birthday, And here's what she
said when somebody asked her what hersecret was, because that's what you're supposed
to do whenever somebody is really old. Yeah, what is your secret?

(01:23:45):
Kids? And able to cope withit? Even though they're all grown.
I can stand back and see themfighting. She asked, what your secret
for life is? To make itgood? Tequilas According to Mary Flip one
hundred and one years old, someoneget her a new pair of dentures.
But yeah, yeah, sounds withit. You used to see uh commercials

(01:24:12):
on TV all the time for likepolygrip and for the stuff that would clean
your dentures, like that fitz Fitstuff. You don't see that stuff anymore.
And I was thinking about it.Do people still get dentures or do
they just get like dental implants andyou know bridge so stuff like that.
There's a couple of different ones whereyou do the dental implants, or you
can get dentures that have like magnetson them, yeah, and then so

(01:24:32):
so that you can remove them.But I still think that you would see
like those denture cleaning commercials and stuffpolyodant. Yeah, but the adhesive or
whatever they're using. I don't thinkthat the thing is just magnetic. Yeah,
magnetic. I'm not to that pointyet, right, need dentures,
Not for a few more years.Another fun fact for this old lady.

(01:24:55):
Yes, during her birthday, herfirst birthday, she had a pin that
said another year, another year.So hell, yeah, I'm sure that's
true. You go, Mary,she does look like one of those albino
gorillas. Oh she does. Okay, look her up. We're all very
familiar with are those reel ors?That's just a movie thing. I don't
know. Do you find sea bassto be amusing here? No Woody Show

(01:25:25):
is going to step away. We'llbe right back though soon. I think
of kittens, all right, towrap up and get out of here.
Day Yeah, way too much.Yeah, we don't get paid to have
that much fun. Yeah, andif we did, we'd be ripping them
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(01:27:23):
Netflix and chill. Oh cool,Yeah, I know it is cool,
Yeah it is. Ye be jealous. How many tugs are gonna get Mario?
Oh it doesn't take that many.He's young, Oh cool, Yeah
for me a lot. I'm older. Yeah, callous down there, totally,
it's just useless met us. Havea great weekend, all right,
word see basks do whatever you do? I will. Yeah. What do

(01:27:45):
you do on weekend? Murder yousure? Oh yeah, totally. Like
you have hobbies like I don't golf? Well no, no, I either
do stuff for work or hang outwith chicks you know bro? Yeah yeah
yeah, bro yeah chicks. Allright, let's say you're not getting like
a dui q or whatever, andlet's just say, for whatever reason,
the well is dry. I think, like, what, like, what
do you do? Like, areyou into watching movies? Yeah? Sure

(01:28:08):
all those things. Do you havehobbies? I know you like to work
out, but yeah, go tothe gym, gonn. That's about it.
Yeah, yeah, research new hairtreatments, not necessary replacement. Just
Joe constantly. It sounds like silent. No, you know what. That
sounds good to me? It does. Yeah, that sounds nice. Well.

(01:28:30):
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do, please give us an extrafive or ten minutes of your time.
That helps us out tremendously. Andplease listen on the FM station as much
as you can, more so thanthe stream. We get better ratings if
you listen on the FM. It'sgood for us. The stream is cool

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and that's fine. Like if youcan't get the signal all that well and
it's not coming in great, that'sfine. But the ratings is what comes
from the FM stuff, so thathelps us. So thank you, thank
you very much everybody for doing that. Have a great weekend. We'll catch
you back here on Monday. Youguys can suck it. SMD double M.
I quit this bitch,