The Woody Show June 14th 2024 Podcast

Friday Fails, Morgan Tattoo Vote Final, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

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Due to the graphic nature of thisprogram, listener discretion is advised. The
Woody Show, I believe this isthe Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is

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now in session. A good morning, everybody, world. Today is June
the fourteenth, twenty twenty four.Today, my friends, we did it.
It is Friday morning. I'm talkingabout end of another week. Welcome

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to the Woodies Show. My nameis Woody. That is ramy Gy.
I love g Ray. There's aGreg Gory. It's like ohy Man's good
morning, Good morning. There's aSea Bass. We've got Sammy, our
employee the month. There's Caroline,we got four Morgan Vaughn and our vip
our guest of honor you. Welcometo Friday. Welcome to the Woody Show.

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Andrew wk who did I just hearwas married to him? We were
just talking about it. Kat Dennings, Oh yeah, the actress Kat Dennis.
Oh, happy birth That's right,she was in the Celebrity Birthdays.
Well, welcome to Friday, Friday. Just trying to get through as quickly
as we can get through the morning. End of the weekend Friday fail stories
coming up. Also, the dy Q Our Dumb Ass Contest, chance

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to win some stuff there. Ravey'sgot nerd out before the hours up the
latest in the world of nerds.Also the birthday's porn of Birthday. And
we're going to figure out today themorgans dare for dollars decision time on the
tattoo, right, we'll narrow itdown to our three favorites, and then
she gets to veto one of them, and then we'll put it to a

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listener vote. Whichever one gets themost votes will be the tattoo that she'll
be getting for how much we don'tknow yet until she gets the tattoo,
and then we'll spin and so wefigure that out. Also the location of
where it's going to go. Buta lot of suggestions keep paring in.
We'll go through some of the newones and then narrow it down later on
in the morning. Getting phones areopen eight seven seven forty four Wood.
If you like to be a partof things this morning, topic, contest,

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Thought about Greg and Menace when Isaw this. It's a popular tourist
destination in China. They have nowinstalled timers above each toilet stall. Oh.
Really purposes to try to manage theincreasing numbers of visitors to let people
know, like, hey, thisis how long you've been in here?
Yeah? Right, Yeah, that'sa pretty good idea. And the timers

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will either display empty when it's unoccupied, or like I said, the duration
of you know how long the stallhas been occupied and the staff there.
Climate timers ensure visitors safety during emergencies. They're not intended to control the bathroom
line, but the setup of coursehas people going, Oh for sure,
they're not intended to control the line. What else would they be intended for?

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Yeah, Like, what else wouldyou use it for? Yeah?
They send a message, yeah,why are you taking your time in here?
China's above public shaming. They alsodo this thing where if people are
jaywalking they have a camera, they'lltake a picture of their photo and it'll
like display publicly like this person isjab and then they'll decapitate you. It'll

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be a funny idea if you know, talk about man Greg and manas won't
go now and there's no limit,no time limit. But let's say it's
like mega, if you're using thestall, you get three minutes, right,
three minutes to you know, doyour thing, and then what happens
at three minutes The door's just open. They spring open right. Well,

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when you had your recent poop emergency, yeah, approximate from a door closed
till door opened, how many minutes? Well, you got somewhat naked,
so that took a little time.I'm sure. Yeah, I'll probably like,
wow, fifteencygency takes No, I'mthat it didn't just start right away,

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but it just took a while wrapup, really to wrap up.
Got to wrap up again? Isthat time just from the the dressing and
then redressing. So no, it'sjust like you know, it's just a
release and then oh got to releasesome more. It was a slow roll.
Menace is one of those guys,in case you didn't already know,

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that's uh, he's got to getnaked before he number twos because I want
to be comfortable and get that's uncomfortable. The most comfortable. Actually, it's
relaxing. It's like being at aspot. Yeah. Yeah, listeners that
also they they do that as well. I'm not the only one. I'm
not a unicorn. I thought Iwas. I didn't say that you were

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the only one. I knew aguy, uh that I used to work
with, He did one of theother morning shows in the building, and
I always wondered why they were likehangers and stuff hanging up in the bathroom
closest to the studios. And theygo, oh, that's for him because
he gets naked when you do.Because it's comfortable. Restricted, you're the
only two restricted. How is itrestrict the cans you're sitting, Yeah,

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because you're your pants are down.Well, when you put your pants down,
your your pants are in uh,they're in a locked mode, which
your finding locked mode super wide.I'm super read. Yeah, I love
huh. See when I have allright, if I have a poop emergency,

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I am in the door, Well, first you got to scout the
bathroom, right, you know,God, I hope nobody's coming. And
then when I'm in and the doorcloses, I would say I'm off the
toilet within less than a minute.Yeah, that's a emergency, right,
like less in and out. Well, look, if you're up for a
fun road trip this summer and youdon't want to go all the way to
China for the time of bathrooms,you can hit up Williams Arizona and they're

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on Route sixty six. You're gonnafind the world's largest poop museum, poop
Wow, which just open there,and downtown Williams. I always love when
there's a small town and they haveWilliams, they say, oh, come
on to downtown. Downtown to meis like skyscrapers. Sure, yeah,
you got to have at least yeah, yeah, you got to have at
least a couple of buildings that areat least fifteen stories tall. Yeah,

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to merit that word, yeah,for it to be a downtown. Otherwise
it's just like you know, mainStreet, Yeah, for the center of
town, city center. Yeah,downtown is I don't know that's for bigger
cities anyway. It's called the Poosium. The poosium, yeah, specifically fossilized
dinosaur poop. That's kind of interesting. And they've got eight thousand pieces in

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their collection, including the largest everfound. It's a two foot long beauty.
Oh my god, they think belongto a t rex. Wow,
Okay, that's kind of interesting.That's a pretty badass. Oh can I
give another something else I do ifI have a pumergency at work? Yeah,
let's say it's really bad at likeI fouled the air afterwards. Sure,
what I do is I leave thestall when I'm done, right,

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just in case I'm somebody happens towalk in at that moment, I'll run
to the urinal pretend and then youknow, by myself like a minute or
two, like should anybody walk in? So Greg, I'm just that smell
and I fake pe for like thirtycents. Greg, Really, and you
listen to Greg's stories, he reallydoes go out of his way to cover

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his tracks. Yeah, yeah,in a lot of way. Like if
Greg, like he could be aserial killer and we wouldn't know it because
he's so thorough with covering his tracks. Well, yeah, you do the
fake what he needs to buy toiletpaper, he buys a bunch of other
stuff to distract from it. Buildslike a little fort around the stuff that
he is embarrassed to buy. Totally, look at what he did with that

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that playboy or whatever playgirl. Yeah, you know that's true. I never
created a whole backstory to it.Story. Yeah, Like he's really covering
his tracks with all these moves hemakes. It's crazy. Wow. Yeah,
it's diabolic. I'm telling you,I'm like an inch away from hermit
Ville. Yeah. Uh. Theterm ghost poop has been trending on social

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media, and a ghost poop iswhen you use the bathroom and then you
look in the ball and there's nothingthere. What's up with that? Like
it either just sunk to the bottomand vanished, you know, like it's
wow, did I even go?I know I did? Have you had
one? Yes? Yeah? Really? Oh? Another with them all the
way down the drain. Yeah,you don't see it? It weird yeah
clear water. You're like, wait, what happen? Yeah? Bizarre?

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Yeah, weird. Yeah, itdoesn't happen often, but it's happened a
number of times in my life.I've forty seven years. So oh.
Ghost wipe is also great rule,but typically the ones that the ghost poops
also are ghost wipes. That's whyyou like, like, did I even
go? That's weird? Yeah?So ghost poop usual the ones that the

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vanish and or when you wipe andmagically nothing on the toilet paper. People
think it's funny, but also they'reasking questions. They want to know the
health implications of a sinker. Andhere is doctor Janine Boring Bowering, Bowering.
Let's go with bower I don't thinkit's boring to explain what's going on
here? What does this poop mean? If you have this type of poop,

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you may just be the healthiest personon the planet. And it is
the ghost poop, the poop thatyou look in the toilet. You're like,
I'm sure I pooped, but it'sgone. Well it's gone. Why
because you probably have enough fiber.You even wipe and you're like, I
thought I pooped, I don't seeanything. It's because you've got that fiber.
You've got enough of those essential fattyacids. Your circadian rhythms are in

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tune with nature, with the lightand Dirk cycle of the day, and
you've got that ghost poop. Thereyou go, you go girl healthy.
Yeah it's a good thing. Wow. Yeah, it's a good thing.
Too bad, I've never had one. Phones are open at eight seven to
seven forty four. Woody a ghost, poop or a headache. Two things.
Your egg has never had a medicalmarvel. Yeah, hit us up
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Woodsy Show. You guys are amazing, especially Woodsy The wood Show. And
we are into another new hour insensitivitytraining for a politically correct world. You
guys, it's Friday morning. Ohyeah, Friday morning. It is June
fourteenth, twenty twenty four. Andfor I think a lot of us,

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payday, right, yeah, everybodyin this room. Yes, Friday for
everybody. And then you know Igotta figure Friday just in general, good
good, good day to get paid. I told you, my son,
you can get paid every Friday,right man, Yeah, with his new
job. Yes, that's been oneof MENACE's dreams. Oh, I mean,
I've lived that dream when I workedin the grocery business. It's one
that you want to relive though,grocery business, grocer. When I was

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in the grocery visit in the grocerygame. I'll get paid weekly and it
was pretty cool. Go work atthe water park. Oh yeah, yeah,
my son is Yeah, that's Ramy. There is Greg Gore. Good
morning. We got Menace leap Asseshere. Good morning, see bass Lie.
There's Sammy and the phones are openeight seven seven forty four Woodie.
That is eight seven seven forty fourWooding. Hit us up with a text

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over to two to ninety seven Fridaycheck ins, tell us who you are,
and then we're around town. You'relistening to the Woodie Show this morning.
Maybe any exciting weekend plans that yougot, or someone or something you'd
like to have us mentioned. Sendall your Friday check in info over to
two two nine eight seven, andboy, do I have some great fail
stories for you this week. Iam I am overly pumped. Not to

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overhype, but I think you willbe satisfied with the Friday fail story.

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All right, ladies and gentlemen,boys and girls, it is time for
your Friday fan Starry. Always peoplethought to have the perfect plan, the
plan that could never go wrong.This somewhere along the line that went from
being a great idea to one bigstink in Mecca uber Ultras would be one

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of the coughs so bad in themiddle of it, something went right in
my throat Jesus. Right in thebeginning, I was trying to hold on.
Oh no, you'd never never hurt. Oh, I'll think, Oh
my god, but have to keepsinging. Samy's giving me the look like
we'll cepr be necessary. Yeah,saw the look on your face. Yeah

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God? All right. Well,let's just get run into the great stories
this week, starting with this couplein Utah. They were moving into a
new place, very exciting. It'sawesome. Yeah, you're moving a new
place. And it was the daybefore their wedding. Oh wow, so
I mean it's crunch time. Theyreally make it happen. So they tossed
the mattress into the back of theirtruck that they're going to move, and

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the dude told his fiance, youknow, what just lie down on it
to weigh it down, and she'slike, all right, cool. He
was doing about fifty miles an hourwhen the mattress flew out of the truck
with her still on him. Yea, her arms and her face got all
scraped up, and she broke twoof her front teeth. And then once
she stopped skidding across the pavement,of course she had to get up and

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start dodging traffic. Wow, she'slucky to be alive. Here they are
on the local news talking about it. Wasn't really thinking, just was thinking
of the fastest possible way to getthe mattress from A to B, which
just happened to be throwing the mattressin the back and putting liddy on top.
That sounds great, I'll just holdthe mattress down in the back of
the truck. I remember the wholething, other than landing. I flew

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out just screaming. And then Iremember just rolling on the street. I'm
looking in my rooview mirror and Isee my fiance rolling away from me.
First thought was that she had died. Wow. And despite the injuries they
went through at the wedding the nextday, really interesting looking wedding photos.

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She's in her dress and the wholething, but her whole like right,
arms bandaged up. Here's a coupleof pictures. I mean, look,
this is her afterwards. I meanlike a ton of just like pavement rash.
She's lucky to be a lot ofroads there. And it was his
idea, but he didn't volunteer togo into the bed of the truck.
Drive. What do you want?Double danger woman driving and being on top
of the mattress. Is that whatyou want, Sammy, think this through

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before you say something. I mean, geez, he's so disappointed she made
it. Speaking of fiances and proposals, Guy in Australia, he was sent
to the hospital after he poured gason a bonfire in the hopes of making
a romantic proposal for his fiance.He sustained serious injuries and eventually ended up
having to propose from his hospital bed. Sailed dumbass. There's been a lot

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of talk about this story. Haveyou heard about people that try to get
on the plane get around the airlinecarry on rules. They fill up a
pillowcase with a bunch of clothing andother items and just bring it with them
on their flight, they oh,this is my pillow exactly. Well,
this guy, he knew all aboutthat, decided to try it out the
airport in Orlando. When he gotto the gate, they could clearly tell
it was just a pillowcase full ofhis stuff, so they asked him to

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pay for the checked bag, andthat's where he messed up. He refused,
kept arguing with the staff all theway up until they were closing the
doors, and then he tried topush himself onto the plane and that's when
they all the cops and they escortedhim in his pillow full of crap right
off to fail jail. Sailed like, dude, how much could it possibly

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be? I get it? What'sit? How much could it possibly be?
Yeah? Maybe? Yeah? Andnot for carry on. This is
probably one of those situations where it'scarry carry on twenty five bucks extra carry
on maybe, I don't know.A Lamborghini worth about two hundred and thirty
four thousand dollars stolen from a SaltLake City airport and the owner was going

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out of town pulls into the shortterm parking, left it there for a
week with the doors unlocked and thekeys inside. Cops have video of the
guy who stole it, but youknow, not to victim shame, but
to victim shame. Dude, whywould you leave your car short number one?
Short term parking? You're going fora week unlocked, kind of asking
for it? Right? Did youthink you were in valet? The look

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if you have a two hundred andthirty four thousand, maybe leave the car
at home. Uber to the airportmaybe, or if you're gonna insist on
driving, yeah, valet it.Yeah, what is going on here?
Go to like the parking spot,Yeah, where there's someone there and you
could do the valet there. Theyput you on the cute little yellow black
polka dot bus. Get the shuttle, Get the shuttle. Maybe they decided

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maybe a flight last minute. Yeah, maybe he was running late. Police
say. The incident's also a goodreminder to always lock your car when it's
parked, to throw up the windows, and never leave valuables in the vehicle
and always take your keys. Whoalike the person that stole is like,
wait, there's wait, what's happeninghere? Car? Yeah, here's one
from Seabasket's hometown of Nashville, Tennessee. Where you got this thirty three year

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old guy Sean Herman is his name. Sean is a cop, or I
should say was a cop. Hejust got charged with two folonys for filming
an OnlyFans video in his real policeuniform. Oh no. The video shows
him conducting a fake traffic stop,reaching into the woman in his car,
and fondling her boobs. Oh boy, yeah, you want to hear a

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little clip always all right? Iknow, like, how you going sixty
five? Forty five? Okay,do you have your license registration money?
I actually don't have it in thiscar. But what if I show you
these? Yeah? I like howthey plot and everything. Yeah, what
if I show you these? Yeah? These? You know, you just

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want to be really authentic. Youknow, he used the name a fake
name, Officer Johnson, because ofcourse, facing two counts of felony,
official misconduct and sales. I usedto have a neighbor who is a cop,
and he would let me put onthe holster with the gun in it
and everything. That's cool. I'msure that wasn't allowed. Oh yeah,
yeah, go ahead, probably Wow, this thing's heavy. Yeah, all

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right, how about the Let's seethis story, because not only is it
a fail story, it's a failstory. Involving a fun accent. All
right, bonus guy in Canada,he bought a winning lottery to but he's
not going to be able to collectthe money. Why because he forgot where
he bought the ticket. And apparentlyin Ontario they used the location of where
it was purchased to verify that you'rethe rightful owner of the ticket. But

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this dude can't remember. But I'mwondering, how hard can that be?
I know, how many different placescould it be? Where do you go?
Right? Where you go? Yeah? Retrace your steps? Right,
I would go to every single place. I mean, unless you have amnesia.
Here is re wrong? Zal andhis friend explaining the situation. Warning

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fun accent is ahead. I tryemail to them and call them so many
times. And then he said he'son the way, He's on the way,
but no one sent the chat tome. Yeah all right, Oh
yeah, that's the weirdest rule Iknow, Like you think they would know
where he got it. But dude, and if look again, I'm three.
I can think of three convenience stories. One that I go to the

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majority of the time every day,like ninety eight percent of the time,
or two others that I will stopat and that would be the only place
that I would think I would everbuy a lottery ticket. You know,
I was like, how would youlike even if I stopped I've stopped places
and bought random lottery tickets and randomlike gas station or wherever. Definitely,
if I'm traveling, they could pennystop. I'm like, oh, I'll

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get some scratches. And if youtravel for work all around and not like
the same route or something, Okay, all right, I stand corrected my
bad. Here's one one of myfavorite stories of the week about some super
smart cartel members who were shooting upand ambushing a house and as they were
about to make their big getaway inthis cute little hatchbiack Hicks. We're big,

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bad cartel guys. Let's get awayin a hatchback hatchbia. This one
dude pulls the pin on a grenadethat was supposed to be thrown at the
house, but in all the hustleand bustle of trying to pile all these
people into this tiny car, hegot distracted didn't throw it. And there
is surveillance video. It's awesome.I must have watched this like a billion
times. The car is speeding downthe street and then boom, he along

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with the car and the five otheridiots in there with him, all blown
to bits. Keep in mind,they were just shooting up this house and
we're supposed to throw this grenade,but the guy forgot to throw pull the
pin forgot to throw it. Herethey are going down the street. Well,
first of all, it starts withthem in the shooting, and then
you hear them get in the carand drive away, and then the eventual
result half back and there they goand yes, like a cartoon. Yeah,

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and it was crazy, and itwas that loud, and they were
pretty far down the street at thatpoint. Oh my god, that last
like half a second when they're inthe car and the guys like, dude,
what are you doing? Is thatthe boom? Oh my god?
Yeah, right, you forgot toright. No, Well, there's your

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Friday fail stories. It's all good. They were good, right, really
good. We got a chance foryou to win some stuff. We got
the duy Q that's gonna be comingup for you next year on the Woody
Show. So if you'd like toplay, go ahead and give us a
call. Eight seven seven forty fourWoody is the number. That's eight seven
seven forty four Woody, and thenwe'll do the duy q. This is

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the Woody Show and moving right alonghere on the Friday morning with our dumb
ass contest. We told you beforethe break we're looking for eight contestant.
Phones are open eight seven seven fortyfour Woody eight seven seven forty four Woody,
And ladies and gentlemen, we're gonnaplay the du iq. Yeah,

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du iq. It's playing the waythe game works. Everybody sea bass.
The du iq is me asking drunkpeople very easy trivia question and then okay,
well that's great. They're gonna maybeyou get them right, maybe screw
them up. Well, you playthe Duiq by guessing whether they get the
answer correct, and if you guesscorrectly twice out of three times, you
win. That's right, win aprize fan favorite duy Q. Let's say
hello to uh David here online numberthree. Good morning dated, Hello David,

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David, Good morning loaded. Allright, so we're gonna play the
uyq before we get to the questionsthat actually count toward winning a prize or
not. We're gonna have a littleclip here from the drunk in question so
you can use that to gauge justhow with it or not with it?
They are? And see mass whodo we have here? This is Kimberly
and Greg. She has a versionof your favorite voice, the drunk Barslood

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voice. Love that voice. Ihate voice. This one's a little different,
though. Let me see if youlike this one as much on Kimberly.
All right now, you said you'dbe great at drunk trivia. I
feel like I do most things bestbetter. Drunk actually just calms the mind.
When are you drinking? What haveyou been out drinking tonight? Whiskey

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and ginger kind of a what itcall like a Tennessee mule. It's good
for the digestion the ginger. It'snot tequila. So I'm not gonna,
like, you know, be dancingon some tables. So what you do
when you want to be like notsuper drunk, you just whiskey. I
don't know that I ever know thatI want to not be super drunk.
Hey, we're gonna get drun,We're gonna sup drunk, right like,
there's no plan to come here andnot be drunk, right alright? I

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mean why that sounds a little morelet me than like a party too.
It's very light, like clear yourthroat, dude. The hottest chick on
the planet. I could have thatvoice, and she would go from a
ten to like a seven. Yeah, especially the Lindsay Lohan. Miley Cyrus.
Oh, Miley Cyrus has the worstvoice. Hi, y'all. I
think of any adult woman boobs thatI've ever heard, a dad wears stupid

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hats like all right, so duy q David, here we go question
number one, and uh menace andSammy, of course, just for funzies,
yep, here we go Question numberone. A V six or a
V eight refers to the number ofwhat all right, V six or V

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eight refers to the number of whatI will say, Sammy, Yes,
really yeah, and I have areason for that. But go ahead.
You get the blank stare in hereyes right now, peering right into her
brain. You will understand. Youwill understand my thought process once once we
get to the end here, Okay, So Sammy, yes, I'll say

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no for Kimberly and yes for minutes. Let's let's say double yes on these
guys, but no on Kimberly.What do you say, Ray? I
was considering a triple yes, tripleyes but I think I'll say no for
Kimberly. Okay, it's a saferGreg Gory, Well, this is bizarre.
I was considering a triple no,A triple Now are all over the
place. I know I'm gonna saytriple no. Go through all right,

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menace, Samity, do you thinkthat Kimberly is going to get it?
No? All right, David,what do you think? Yes or no?
Same? I think she'll get it. What do you say? Yes
or no? Was it no?No? Okay? All right? Question
number one d u i Q AV six or a V eight refers to
the number of what Sammy like,engine voltage? Oh my god, b

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for voltage. I'm following, okay, menace cylinders, Yeah, cylinders.
The reason I thought that Sammy wouldknow this, what does your dad do
for a living and he's done thisfor decades? Well, yeah, he's
in the car business. Yeah,he's in the car business. And I'm
sure he talks about cars, runsthe dealership, you know, like a
maintenance or services. But that's likeone of the selling points v Yeah.

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And so these guys, like whenthey're talking shop, you know what I
mean, like talking about work.So this guy came in looking for a
V six, But we try tosell him on the media. Even if
I heard that, I wouldn't talkingto your mom about it, you know,
and cylinders, even if those wordscame out of his if pistons,
how about that? Do you knowthat? Oh, so you care nothing
about what he does. Just that'sas long as he brings home the page

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V six and V a engine.Never enough to ask, as long as
he pays my bills. That's theperfect example Raby, right there. These
people they kind of just let theworld pass them by stream through their brains.
Never no curiosity. Do you seewhere I was thinking that she would
know that? Yeah, just becauseeven if you're a salesperson, again,
that comes a conversation. And hedidn't just start by running the dealership.

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I'm sure when he was younger,like maybe he was a sales guy,
right right, but that would havemade me four years old. Your whole
life he's been doing because he doesn'tI don't remember him talking about stuff in
that way. Well, Menace,you got a point, congratulates a Then
our friend David on the phone.Our contestants said that Kimberly the drunk would
not get this. So see ifhe gets his first point. A V

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six or a V eight refers tothe number of what the six or V
eight the the uh power? Engine, the power of engine, the power.
You're on the right track, butpower, the number of fours power.
See that's where she went wrong.A slow car yea. Now,

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if she would have just said refersto what if you If she would have
said just car, engine, Iwould have said, give me more specifics.
But that would be technically correct.I know not no, because I
said engine, Greg, right,the question was refers to the number of
what. Yeah, oh, numberof what I thought it was refers to
what Okay, yeah, I mean, how did you just say my bad
power or whatever? Yeah, yeah, my bad or I said, refers

(29:36):
to what my Mike, David,you're on the board. You're on the
board, David, congratulations. Ata point on the do you like you?
Sammy? Do you know the differencebetween a V six and a straight
six? I've never heard of astraight six in my life, so no,
Well, the one is not theV is not the is not the
voltage, Greg, but is theshape of this. It's how the pistons
go up and down. V goesyou know at an angle in a straight
six, they would go up anddown. Correct, they have none that's

(29:59):
rotating, right, Like, uh, how do you have that? I
forget what it was. I don'tknow. I know what you're talking about?
Straight? Why would someone get astraight six? It's just a different
pistons in there. Yeah, it'sjust a brother, yeah bro. Yeah,
Hey car talk like new broadcast Sundayinterns. That's right, yeah,
yeah, right, the one brotherpassed away, right, new carve Talk.

(30:23):
Yeah yeah, and then that'll goright into the garden. Shown the
pay for play financial advice show.Yeah, followed by radio. Yeah almost.
You have to drive like the middleof nowhere to find radio, but
it's a gem when you find.Yeah, all right, Question number two
for the d U i Q anyroll doll book? Well, I can't

(30:45):
even know what he said right now, name any roll doll book? Okay,
congratulas. That's for pronouncing his name, right. What was the what
was the question? Menace? Namea roll doll book? Okay, all
right, it's to menace. Nofor Kimberly, O God, no for

(31:06):
Kimberly. Yes, books menace?Okay, like that, Now you give
him clues. What's a book tobe fair to Woody. I might be
meaning book of stamps you don't know. It might be money, maybe it

(31:30):
might be might be like a bookof business you don't know. Maybe it
might be a thousand bucks. I'man idiot and a bitch. Gave the
answer away, no for both andno for all three. Swoop, but
no, really, I was consideringa triple yes again. No for Kimberly,
I mean that last one, andyes for Menace, double yes in

(31:56):
here, double yes. Okay,this is the easiest one ever. No
for Kimberly, No for Menace,yes for sake, all right. Question
number two, what do you thinkyou're David? Yes or no on Kimberly,
I'm going to no, no,all right. Question number two for
the d U y Q and amMany roll doll book, Menace, Strawberry

(32:17):
Shortcage, Strawberry Shortcake. I mean, that's not a terrible guess. He's
had way worse guesses. Sammy,Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Matilda James
and the Giant Piece. Oh wow, okay, look at you? All
right? That was in the wheelhouse. Great. I love him. She
has ended her streak of ophirsh congratulateback to a complete blank last week.

(32:39):
Yeah. Now if Kimberly does notget this, that means that our friend
David here will be the winner ofthe d U y Q. Question number
two, am many roll doll book? I know, I do so many
quotes like in Pinterest and ro dollwhat's your what's your pictures page? I
do a lot of junglow because I'ma plant lady. Is that like but

(33:00):
for plants? It's like a bungalowfor plants? What was the other question,
Rodolph? Yeah, I'm out.That's how you do it, David
Price, coming it well because alot of times, I mean that sounds
perfect for pictures. Yeah, Ihave a waste of time for David.
Congratulations you are the winner of myfriend this week here on the d U

(33:22):
i Q. I mean, that'swhat a way to go on the weekend.
It's a big winner on a ona show like this, you know.
Yeah, to all your friends,all right, hang on one second,
man, have a great weekend,and UH appreciate your listening. All
right, there's there's there's David.We are the Dreamers of Dreams in a

(33:43):
stupid script font that Greg would hate. Question, we are the music makers.
We are the dreamers of dreams?Is that on the like a wall
somewhere in your house? I meanI actually have looked into it, but
it's from Willie Wonka. I knowwhat it's from. People have like those
things up in their house. That'swhat's Yeah, that's what interest is.

(34:05):
That's all pinterest is, Live laughLove Festival Question number three do you want
Q? The Hindenburg was a what? Oh? The Hindenburg was a what
interesting for Kimberly, Yeah, Acouple of different Well, I will give
it away, Okay, I wasgonna ask, but then I held my
tongue exactly since I said book lasttime. Almost nailed it with Strawberry Shortcake.

(34:35):
Yeah, I was right there.I deserve it all so you can,
Pilot, I was dumb. Yeah. No for Kimberly, No for
Sammy. Yeah, oh god,Menace. When are we getting another Strawberry
Shortcake cartoon? Menace? I knowI've been waiting for years for toy.
Yes, yes for Menace? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agreed,

(35:00):
I think so, I think Sammy. No, I mean history is not
proven to be her forte yeah,but yes two yes is in a no
for Kinderling. This is I'm justagonizing over this decision. It's a big
one. It is. You don'tlook stupid. Can's my job today?
Yes to Menace, Sammy, I'llsay no. Hmmm, it's only yestimate,

(35:24):
all right? Question number three.The Hindenburg was a what Sammy battle
battle? Okay, Menace Zeppelin?Yeah, well, Sammy, you're incorrect.
I figured Menace would know because wewent up in a Yeah, not

(35:45):
only had a toilet on it,it did nice one. It did one.
Did anybody use that toilet? Idid? You did? Number one?
He took some listeners up in thisthing. That was actually really fun.
It was a great time. Wouldyou Is Hindenberg better or worse than
he plane? Greg? As faras air transport, I forget the disaster.
By the way, the don't knowthe Hindenburg had ten successful flights between

(36:07):
Europe and the States before the Oh, I did not know. I thought
it was like you, No,it was just just a ran, just
a bad accident. Otherwise it wasquite successful. Interesting, I thought that
like the one that we were onwas not very high. Is that that
was Greg's standard of like why doyou go to go so hard? Right?
It's not so high? And itwas slow. It was slow,
and it was smooth. It wasway less scary than a plane might catch

(36:29):
on fire, really, and ithad a hooper on it. Yeah,
and the takeoff was funnycause you justgo from nothing to right up. And
I talked to a couple of timesabout going on the Goodyear Blimp and apparently
it's like only a six seater andno bathroom. Right, yeah, yeah,
I mean, what do you do? You got to go Zeppelin?
Dude? All right? Question numberthree for the d U I Q.
Let's see, I kimberly got it. The Hindenburg was a what disaster involving

(36:53):
a that the Hindenburg disaster was?It was a blimp? Yes, it
was the blimp. That's one ofthe first things I looked up on the
internet. Wow, a lot ofBlaplin is different. But that you got
it? She gets credit for that. Yeah, you gotta give her credit.
I would have got credit, wouldI would have argued, I would

(37:17):
argue That's why I didn't ask thebest any questions? Men, What can
you tell folks who are wondering what'sthe difference between a Zeppelin and a blank?
Well, Zeppelin has a kind oflike a skeleton inside of it.
It's filled with dystrogen. I believe, Well, it could be anything.
It's just a rigid yeah. Andthen blimp is like actual just balloon without
a skeleton structure. And my god, you're an engineer. I'm a Zeppelin

(37:43):
whisperer. A poll found that fiftynine percent of us would call our dads
before our mom if we crashed thefamily car. I'd call my mom.
Yeah, I'll call my nephew,just crashed his car. What do we
called first? Yeah? I don'tknow my dad. Yeah. Number one,

(38:06):
he's probably got more. Wait,he's to fix it. Number two,
my mom's way meaner. My momwould be more concerned with that.
I was okay. I'd be like, I'm all right, and that's all
she would care about. We'll fixthe car. Yeah, you know where
the dad might be? Are youkidding? I think that's how my brother
means. Are you gonna ask me? How I am? No? How's
the car? Yeah? Is ittotal? Total? Yeah? You're speaking,
aren't you? You're good? Sixtytwo percent would call their dad before

(38:30):
their mom if they ended up injail. On that one, probably my
dad on that one, I'm callingmy parents. I know I'm calling a
sibling anybody, but if it's momor dad, which one mom? I
would have called my dad. I'vegot a question. Do they let you
go through your phone now when youget arrested, because nobody remembers numbers anymore.

(38:52):
Oha, Otherwise you're just like I'dlike, I'll call they must you
don't know your parents number? Ido. But I'm saying like, if
let's say I wanted to call afriend and I did not want my parents
to know, I would not knowtheir numbers. Yeah right, that's true.
Now, I'm guessing this is notfor every uh P prison or jail,
But Tiffany Hash has been doing alot of interviews and she was talking

(39:15):
about, you know, she hada recent UI and she had to go
to the Beverly Hills jail and apparentlythere's like some pay to stay where you
can get upgrades and you can getlike what, you can get better rooms,
you can get white fi, likea better sell. Yeah that's Beverly
Hills for you. Yeah, yeah, you can get amenities. So I'm
sure like, yeah, right,yeah, I didn't know about it.

(39:39):
SPA like, yeah, a lotof art, and I guess it's it's
not cheap though. It's like twofifty at night if you want like a
better room to get beat up.Yeah, I can't stay at the Weston
for two fifty, you know,right. According to ye old Internet,
some jails do allow you to gothrough your contexts right down a few before
they take all your stuff. Okay, to Seabass's point, when I wasn't

(40:02):
arrested, but I was in thedrunk tank overnight, you're an international criminal,
so are you gay? For thisday? When I needed to call
somebody in the morning and I startedgiving them the number, they said,
oh, no, it needs tobe in this area code. And I
said, I don't know anybody withthis area code, so I was I

(40:22):
thought it was screwed. No,it wasn't. No. I had already
come over the border back to America, and then started mouthing off, Okay,
we'll see and that that's an oldtimey thing now too, I have
an area code I don't live inexactly, you know, it became it
became irrelevant at some point where youcan just keep your number without having to
change your number all the time andtell everybody got a new number. We're

(40:44):
using a payphone. It was afree call, right, Yeah, it
was a freak the front desk area, and they said give me the phone
number. But you call collect fromjail, right, you have a call
from an inmate at We should takeprison calls all the time. Yes,
people would call the radio stade,Like back when I was just a DJ
playing music. They would call theradio station just to talk to somebody.

(41:07):
And I would get calls from prisonersall the time. Yeah, and you
would take them. Yeah, ofcourse I wouldn't have very very show.
We would get those yeah, yeah, yeah, I would never take a
prisoner going. Why not if Iwas by myself and working over Yeah,
you would fall in love, Iknow, a radio DJ. That's that's

(41:30):
what I was concerned. She foundher the love of her life and now
they have a lovely business together.And yeah he turned his life around.
Yeah, for love. You lovecriminals, right, but that might come
through the phone. Yeah, intothe studio. I wanted nothing to do
with it. Yeah, forty fourthe music nothing interest in the lady show.

(41:52):
Text us over to two to ninetyseven your Friday check in. Welcome
back. He might look cute andcut. They are very mean spirited.
Put it back everybody the lead show, Well today is today. Thank you
for your suggestions. We got alot of them to consider here. And
what I'm gonna do is I'm gonnaask everybody here in the room to pick
their top three, their top three. A couple of little last minute suggestions

(42:16):
here on the email standby, tastetest, takeover, God, they're all
in here, Oh my god,let it go anywow here. I'll look
for that in a second. Allright, let me give you the ones

(42:37):
that we got. Hi Morgan,good morning. All right, So Morgan's
there for dollars. These are thesuggestions that we've liked so far. We
got a narrow it down to yourtop three. A panda running a unicorn
given the middle finger and it sayssleigh all day. That was one of
the email suggestions. The other oneswere like tattoos involving people like Jeffrey Dahmer,

(43:01):
infamous people, or oj like alike an iHeart Dohmer or you know
something like that, Yeah, rI p OJH. A slogan was another
one, like the BK, likehave it your way, but like no
mention of BK, just have ityour way or I'm loving it. Make
me more gasm was the other onea sixty nine tattoo noise. You know,

(43:27):
of course, we've got a tonof people with you know, penis
in some way, just get apenis tattooed on there. No, I
did like the I did like thefake nipple one. Mmkay, the image
like have a what looks like abutthole tattooed on you? The Woody show
logo, Uh, cammel on yourbig toe cammel too, also one somewhere

(43:52):
that just like kind of it's gotto be like you said no, you
said no, uh st well,stomach is fine, but I don't want
to belly like no, but yousaid like no pubic area right, and
no tramp stamp right for no trainsstamp. Pubic area is fine. But
the lawnmowing thing doesn't, okay makesense for me. You just get a

(44:15):
guy with the then said, that'sa good idea. I like that.
See that's it, okay, Ilike that. I like that. Anyway,
they were they were suggesting, we'rejust says bon or garage. Yeah,
yeah, that's a classical wat Uhyou gotta get a picture of your

(44:36):
ugly mom. That's uh, that'snot no. That was the heart heart
with them. I love I heartmy ugly mom. I do the the
Danny DeVito face on your toe,so Danny de Vitoe the O face of
someone else on the show, likesomeone just making a ridiculous face Organs face.

(45:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's justthey're just a couple that we that
we liked. What do you whatdo you like? Ray? What are
your what are your top three?Sixty nine sixty nine Boner Garage, Hot
and guy with Mom for the win. Yeah, it's a good late edition

(45:21):
there. Yeah, okay, I'dlike to point out this is Morgan's dare
for dollars, not Morgan's something.Oh I like to do that for dollars,
right, yeah, right, Butalso like I love this show and
I love working here, but thisis my body forever, So I think
I'm allowed to allegedly, Yeah,I think I'm allowed to make a few.
You know, you have a vetoa few rules. Yeah, right,
she gets one veto. We're goingto narrow down the three here,

(45:43):
and you guys will vote for whichone it'll be Sea Bass. What are
your favorite three? Certainly somebody onthe show's oh face for it to be
something she didn't like it had tobe myself or menace for sure? Oh
you hate me? Yeah? Ilike menace all right? Like would you
like him tattooed on your body?Do the different? Oh do the photo

(46:06):
that's out on that pillow and yetwhere he's like barfing on something. Yeah,
yeah that obviously the mop those arebig two. I'm gonna veto like
Mana has vetoed. I'm want toveto the Danny, the veto and the
camel toe. They're just too they'retoo done, they're too okay, And
I'm ting other than that, youhave one more you have one more vote.

(46:28):
I'm reserving what he's got to makedifficult. Greg, what are your
top three? I absolutely love likeyou have to use words r I P
SO r I P O J usethose letters because everybody knows that and it
would be an awkward Yeah. Myneighbor texted me yesterday like you know what
he did? Right, Like,please think about can we add can we

(46:51):
make sure we add O J?Simpsons? So people, there's no there's
no like orange juice. Sure ifshe's an orange juice? Okay, Yeah,
I love OJ them. I alsolike the word, not the picture,
but the written word. Butthole justfor no reason. Picture Morgan at
seventy three and she's got the radio. Yeah, and then I love the

(47:15):
iHeart ugly Mom. Okay, uglyMom, the ugly mom one. Okay,
menace of course, I R IP O J. Next, are
we forgetting about Dahmer? Greg,that's how you're gonna get jeff Jeffrey Dahmer
has the Dahmer one has one ofthem. That's one of my votes for

(47:37):
sure. Yeah, I kind offeel about OJ the way that SeaBASS feels
about the Danny de Vto or thecamel Toe. I like a lot of
OJ stuff is overdone. No,I don't R I P O no,
no, no, no, I'mjust in general, like you know,
there's a lot of O J jokes. There's a lot of one, and
not that there aren't damers that Dahmerhad that moment there for a while when
those documentaries are coming out, Butpeople reference OJ way more than they do

(48:00):
Dahmer, and Dahmer is definitely moreevil than OJ. But it would be
funny to do it, like justwrite the word Jeffrey Dahmer and fancy cursive
and then turn one of the lettersinto a heart or have something your second
one? You like the I likeOJ, and so those are two and
then uh classic Okay, yeah,I think she can have fun with that

(48:24):
has to be in a place thatmakes sense, of course. Yeah,
it's on her ribs, who cares. Yeah, her eye on her neck
with a long arrow down evil.Yeah, that's one of the most evil
person on staff board? Which ones? Do you like? The world's nicest

(48:45):
guy? But he's definitely got thatevil streak. Immediately going for OJ OKAYJJ
overder Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you can have a lot
more fun with OJ. There's acouple drawn images of OJ and the slammer
with some thumbs up. Then maybewe could do add like a little cartoony
OJ or maybe his mugshot. Okay, I'm gonna go with guy with mop,

(49:06):
Guy with mop with mom. Ithink that's great. And then I
heard ugly mom. Okay, Okay, got another vote, Caroline, She's
not bad ugly you said it girl, not us. I like Dahmer over
o J personally, Okay, Caroline, Yeah that's evil. Yeah, or

(49:30):
I'm gonna need that clip please perfect. Also, I put in the text.
I don't know if anyone saw itthat she should get a Disney tattoo
because she loves Disney, but thatwas an option, and then probably ugly
moms, ugly mom. All right, all right, that's in the ranks.
Yeah, alright, let's see,let's let's check in with Sammy,

(49:53):
Sammy, what do you think Ilike? Ugly moms, ugly mom moms
and jeff over o j Jeffrey Dahmerand then eat me like or eat me
like Dahmer tattoo. Oh wow,sexy? That is dark. Well,
it's also the like more in theuh in the personality of Morgan, although

(50:14):
that goes back to what Seabash wassaying about. Yeah, right, but
just a plain Jeffrey Dahmer would befunny because I'd have to explain it.
What else ugly mom, Jeffrey Dahmerand the penis with the smiley faces.
Penis with a smiley face. Allright, I'm gonna get I'm gonna get
Vaughn's votes here. Uh during thebreak, I gotta go back into the

(50:35):
other room where he is. Wedon't have a microphone set up where he
is. And then we'll come backwith the final three and you'll get to
veto one okay, and then Rave'sgot nerd now got porn of birthdays coming
up. It's a very busy morning, very busy Friday morning here on the
show. Hang on to the show. Now. It was SeaBASS being difficult,

(51:00):
yes he was, Yeah, butall the shot Yeah. Now I
went through, I went tiled upall the votes, went and talked to
Vaughan. He's the only one wedidn't have a chance to get on Mike
to give me his votes. Forthe top three vote getters here in the
room, we had to narrow itdown from all the great suggestions, and
thank you everybody who sent suggestions ingood looks. Now this is another chance

(51:23):
for you to be part of theprocess. Here. Your vote will determine
what tattoo Morgan will get. Morgan'sdare for dollars. Then once to spend
the wheel to find out tell youwhere it's gonna be. That'll be next.
But the top three vote getters,now you get to veto one of
these. Morgan got it guy withthe mop because he couldn't do the lawnmower.

(51:46):
You know that would need to woodfloors that would need to be here
the teams though, what you needto Yeah, yeah, well, yeah,
that that location is predetermined based onyou know what it is the ugly
mom tattoo, because Morgan says thatshe's her mom is ugly. She said

(52:06):
it don't have a hot mom.I said that. Okay, what we
do. It's on record anyway,so like some kind of like I heart
my ugly mom, her ugly momor yeah whatever. And then the tie
breaker, So we had a deadheat four to four between the oj tattoo

(52:30):
and the Dahmer tattoo, and soSea Bass had to pick one of the
other one or the other, andhe went with Dahmer. So that's the
third one. So now I wouldalso like to throw in Osama bin laden
because there's no like, there's nojoking around with it. I mean there
is, but there's not. Reallythat's a good one. Okay, that's

(52:51):
even better. So changing to OsamaOsama Okay, all in favor of switching
it out for Osama bin lad.Hands Yeah, I mean that's strong hand,
board hand. Okay, they mighthave to find a different tattoo.
Yes, I'm sticking with sticking withdomar. Yeah, a lot of hand.

(53:15):
It's hard to hold on my hand. That's five. That's five votes.
Oh man, all right, shestill her veto power. That's true.
Anybody willing to do that tattoo pleasetext them? Why would no?
No, I don't know. Idon't want to say automatic yes on that.
All right, very professional artist,Which which one are you going to

(53:37):
veto? I'm vetoing I love myugly mom because it's hilarious that this joke
is. You guys really do notknow my relationship with my mom. We
only know what you have told us, rightly, mom. Has she showed
us a photo? No, Iposted a photo on Instagram. She was
just in town and her mom's pretty. Thank you. Let me maybe a

(53:58):
judge of that. That's not whatshe was in her prime. She was
a model. Okay, so checkit out. There are two two nominees,
two suggestions here. You guys gotto vote for which one it'll be?
Text mop over two to nine eightyseven. And is that a stick
figure mopping? Or sure? Probablyright? It would be cool it was

(54:21):
manas if it were messes, Sotext mop over to ninety seven. And
because people can't or or or textosama, Oh my god, all right,
over to two two nine eighty seven. Which one should it be?
Mop over to to to ninety sevenor osama wow, as in iHeart my
heart over to two two nine eightseven could be a heart right, like

(54:49):
what you did there, Greg,Right, This is the great part about
collaboration. This is you know,this is where the team work makes the
dream work. It does you makeit all cirly looking, all right?
So mop or osama eight seven?Hey, you had the chance to veto
it. You really love your mom? I guess yeah, if you have
really such a great relationship with yourmom, you could have just explained to

(55:12):
her, like you know what,I called you ugly on the radio.
She knows, Okay, Well,then they with this joke and I had
to get this tattoo and it saysugly mom. Because you have such a
great relationship, she would have understoodtoday know what she want that she would
probably want the mom one yeah overone. Yeah, but it's lit.

(55:32):
My family's going to disown me ifI get the I've been there, he's
still there. Yeah. Ravey's gota nerd now coming up first? Next,
what you're working on for us?Ray, We're going to talk about
what people are saying about inside outand talk about some of the new stuff
to streaming, and what did JamesGunn say about the status of d C.
All right, the results of thevote and Ravey's nerd now Porno birthdays

(55:55):
as well, all next here onthe Woody Show, Hair, We're back,
this is the show, all right, Well, the results are in
for which tattoo she's gonna get?Listener vote, it's official. Now.
We did have a thought that maybeeven switch it up again. And what
we could do is we can haveO. J. Simpson be the guy

(56:16):
who's mopping the floor right with Osamabin Laden flying a plane into the broom
handle. Yeah, and Boord hasa this is an authentic O. J.
Simpson autograph and it could be likeO. J. Simpson autograph underneath
it. Yeah, I have accessto authentic OJ Simpson autograph from a serial

(56:38):
killer artifactor reseller. So just soyou know, Joe, but we we
decided, all right, So theresults are in. I'm gonna tell you
what tattoo she's gonna get, rightafter Ravey tells what is happening in the
world of Nurse Presents, Nerd Nutwith Ravy and what you got for us

(57:01):
today, ram So the big moviein theaters this weekend is Inside Out two,
coming up nine years after the OG, though not that much time has
passed. Riley was eleven in thefirst movie. She's thirteen here and on
the cusp with Cuban out. Sothe original emotions quite sadness, fear,
anger, and discussed the Cuban out. Yeah, that's gonna be the next

(57:24):
film. They're joined by anxiety,envy, and embarrassment ninety two percent from
critics in a ninety five from theaudience new Inside Out three full book,
Yeah Oh Wow. Streaming as itis. Boner June the first three episodes
of The Boys season four up onPrime video. They are nuts, but

(57:45):
saying that about the Boys is likesaying pizza is delicious. And then Boner
June really activates on Sunday can thereturn of House of the Dragon season two
on HBO. Super excited? Supernervous too, because there's gonna be some
crazy violence coming at you if itsticks with the history book that George R.
Martin wrote, And ahead of seasontwo, HBO has already renewed House

(58:08):
of the Dragon for season three.Over on Hulu, you got Andrew McCarthy's
documentary about the Brat Pat called BratsWatch Yes, I watched it, liked
it seventy two percent from the Apparentlythey don't like that, like Andrew McCarthy's
argumentative, basically saying that the termbrat pack. I don't want to be

(58:28):
overly dramatic about it, but itruined his life and it destroyed his like
a lot of people don't agree withhim. There's a handful of people that
said, oh, come on,it was a badge of honor. It
was cool. Yeah, and thenhe talks to some of the O G.
Bradpack, Rob Low, he couldn'tget Molly Ringwald though, I was
kind of bummed. A lot ofthem no, also do agree it affected
them at the time, but theyovercame it quicker than he did. And

(58:51):
the person who wrote that article tome, he's he is in the documentary
super interesting. Yeah, he's yeah, okay, who I'm definitely gonna watch
it. It's good. There's ananimation festival happening in France, a lot
of sneak peaks and panels, includingArcane season two coming to Netflix this November.
A screen Transformers one that got astanding Oh that's in theaters September twentieth,

(59:14):
A screen Despicable Meet four footage fromAwana two, and this morning,
James Gunn appeared via video to talkabout Creature Commandos, which is gonna be
the first project debut for his versionof DC Studios that's coming to HBO Max
in December. Creature Commandos centered onthis group of ragtag monsters led by Amanda

(59:35):
Waller voiced by Viola Davis, andGunn said since taking the reins, our
true north has been to bring DCFilm, TV, animation and gaming into
alignment under a single banner. Bringa sense of unity and consistency into the
DCU as a whole, which issomething that DC has not had and that's
why it's been so far behind Marvel. So that's the name of this thing

(59:59):
again, Commandos and a Gun says. The Creature Commandos picks up right after
the events of Peacemaker season one,where Amanda Waller was outed for her nefarious
activities. So how is she goingto get back into doing nefarious stuff?
We just kind of look like Mostersquad, right, yeah, kind of
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The Woody Show dot com. Yes, Nerd Back in the meantime, have
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Chris Barnell here with a video message. Hi, I'm Greg Bori. I

(01:00:42):
love respect and I'm quite jealous ofSea Bass. Let's spend the weekend in
Santa Barbara. I have a wideselection of cabernets to choose from. Yeah,
the Woody Show, and we areinto another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's Fridaymorning. It's June fourteenth, twenty twenty

(01:01:05):
four. Woodie Raby, Greg Menace, Sea Bass, there's Sammy phones are
open eight seven seven forty four.Wooding hit us over with the text over
to two to nine eight seven.So Greg had a question anyone out there
they went out there and been tojail. Yeah, and he's got questions
for people who have been to jail, how was it? And also just

(01:01:28):
you know, random jail stories.I can't imagine a worst thing, Yeah,
especially tournis and I always mentioned likethe toilet situation. Oh yeah,
to the title. Oh god,it's a really terrible loop on this song.
I don't know well to fix itin posts skipping a little something in

(01:01:49):
charge of this all right, soSea Bass was in charge of talking to
some people. He ran an adsomewhere like on Craigslist or the finest of
places. Yeah, like basically,anybody has anybody been in jail, talk
to me about it. Nothing terrible. But again, Greg, as you
might have as you just kind offerreted out, there a lot to do
with toilets. Oh really, Sothat actually is a bit concern, not

(01:02:10):
just for weird. I was likeme and so we'll we'll get into that.
Couple of stories involving jail though.Police in Austin, Texas, where
the Woody Show is proud to beheard weekday mornings on one oh one x
Y, they arrested Optimist Prime Godmiss Prime arrested for driving a stolen vehicle.

(01:02:34):
And actually it was a thirty sevenyear old guy. His name is
Optimist Prime Blakely his actual name himselfthat I'm sure he changed it. He
was arrested taking to the Travis CountyJail, Sweet named Douchebag. There was
another story where there was a personwho has got a famous name, fifteen
year old girl who got attacked byshark and Florida excited. Lucky for her,

(01:02:59):
though there were like several nurses andsome doctors who happen to be on
the beach, including a doctor namedMuhammad Ali. Yeah, so he insid
a doctor that you know, ussome torniquits and you know, got her
hand at her leg, didn't shesay? That was like a mother daughter
vacation or something like that. Oneof the girls that, yeah, people
bitten and what like, like onthe course in moments of each other,

(01:03:23):
somewhat shallow water. Right, thegirls were in standing water standing Yeah,
uh, this guy say no.Woman in Florida actually called nine one one
on herself. She was trying tosteal a car from a dealership so she
could do it legally. She says, steal it, Yeah, she said,
because I'm trying to steal a carthat's not legally mine. So y'all

(01:03:44):
better come and make a report.I'm reporting this. She thought somehow if
she called in it would make therewas some loophole in the law that she
would just be allowed to keep itbecause she reported it. Going to represent
herself. So the cops they arrivedhere, getting out of the super sweet
stolen Corolla, she told the officersthat she was being trained in a game
of black ops to steal a car, but called nine to one one to

(01:04:06):
make this the thefts legal way togo comy tracks. So I found the
Optimist Primes Facebook page. Yeah,he's got some great quotes, inspirational quotations.
Yeah, tell the first one righthere. If the first you don't
succeed, tried doing it the wayyour husband told you to do it in
the first place. Oh, hegot jokes a few days ago. Happiness

(01:04:30):
is when your grandchild comes and hugsyou, just because Optimus Prime, by
the way, his late thirties.Okay, that's nice, babe. So
SeaBASS talked to some of these peoplewho went to jail after, you know,
posting the ad on Craigslist. He'sgot some good stories to share with
us. That's going to be comingup next. If you have been to

(01:04:53):
jail, we want to hear fromyou. Eight seven seven forty four,
Woodie. Don't give us any kindof like really dark stories and have an
interesting story, let's not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. We're
trying to keep it light here,you know, just more curiosity about jail
itself, not really your crime.You found true love? Yeah, eight
seven seven forty four, Woody,we'll get to that. Next year on

(01:05:13):
the Woody Show, Baby's jake upa conversation with the person next to you,
who's also starting dravck. How's itgoing. We'll be right back.
Let's go right to the phones andsay hello to Anonymous. Good morning,
Anonymous, Good morning, Good morning, Greg Gory. Anonymous here went to
prison for seven years. WHOA DoI ever want to ask what you did?

(01:05:34):
You didn't like kill anybody? Imean it was no, no,
no, no, I was Iwas young, I was nineteen. I
had started using drugs, went alittle crazy, even to rob and somebody.
It was a business attached to ahouse, so we went in.
The guy was there, so theycharged me with arm robbery. Ooh okay,
damn. Yeah. I mean I'msaying it very nonshal because it's been
so long. I've been out sincefor a long time. So yeah,

(01:05:57):
I told the story so many times, so it comes across as nonchalant.
But I know it was pretty seriouswhat I did. Yeah, so that's
something you see on TV. Isit kind of like that or is it
like a version of that? Notreally, because I was even in the
maximum security Because anything in New YorkState eight years and up, it's maximum
security. So I was sending eightyears, but you only do ten months
out of every year, So eightymonths is six years ten months, so

(01:06:20):
basically seven years. Yeah right,yeah, exactly. No. I mean,
if you if you stick, ifyou mind your own business, stay
away from gang's, drugs and thatsort of thing, you can pretty much
get left alone. How can youstay away from stuff? Though? Don't
they force you to go to theyard and stuff like that? What about

(01:06:40):
the yard? Yeah, if yousee. But here's the thing with common
sense, like if you see peopledoing something shady, just turn around and
walk away. Nobody wants some witness, So anything you see, just I
tell my wife that now, andlike, don't look when people are arguing.
You don't want to get stats out. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's
true. I definitely agree with yourstory about that. What is the craziest
thing that you that you witness?So there was a guy who used to

(01:07:02):
talk. He So you get phoneprivileges based on what identification number you're giving,
you can enter that. If thoseprivileges are taken away for whatever reason,
you can have someone call your familyfor you. Right, So say
Greg, I had my privilege takeWhund'm like, Greg, can you call
my family and telling how they're doing? Okay, So this guy was doing
that to this other guy's girl,like, hey, love my girl,

(01:07:25):
I'm okay. He's like sure,he started talking to her. They got
into a thing. Oh no,and what happened to that guy? So
you ever, you know, youknow what a buck fifty is? A
buck fifty. So that's the scaron the side of your face that requires
one hundred and fifty stitches. Allright, oh my gow Well, hey

(01:07:48):
Anonymous, thank you so much forthe call man. Appreciate the insights there.
Yeah, they out of trouble man. It is the Woody Show.
Good morning, very impress especially firsttime at the Glory Hole. I know,
I'm not sure about that. SoGreg's always been just curious about jail

(01:08:11):
without having to really want to goto jail, right, I mean,
oh god, no, I wouldrather. I mean I almost anything to
stay just ten minutes in jail tome would be living hell. Oh yeah,
I've said that. Sure, Iwouldn't cover for anybody. Yeah,
it could be my wife, myown kids. I'm not going to jail
for anybody. I don't know whatI would do. You can call me
any name you can think of me, however you'd like, sorry, man,

(01:08:35):
not going to jail for anybody.I don't know how anybody gets through
it. And I will do anythingthat I need to to not go to
jail, meaning I'm not breaking anylaw. It's going to send me to
jail not doing it. It gota debt, and I know my idea
would never fly. Like if youend up in jail at prison, you
just have a meeting with everybody,right, just be cool, reasonable,

(01:09:00):
Let's not make it even stuckier thanit. All right, I had I
had Sea Bass post something on onCraigslist, just looking for people to share
about their jail experience or prison experienceboth. Right, I mean yeah,
because I think about this way.You have a county jail, city jail,
that's like that's like more short termsare still waiting for your trial,

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and then theirs state prison. Yeahright, prison is like that's the that's
the longest, that's the extended stayfor federal prison. So you've got the
hell and then the depths of that. Yeah. So let's start with Sean.
He and his buddy, they theywere doing some drug dealing, some
drug running. He's about to tellyou, and then then with the first
day in this is something that theywitnessed. All right, Me and my

(01:09:43):
friend we was moving lifted a Wewent to Texas to get some of the
bushes. We ended up getting convicted. They called, so they came to
Florida to pick us up. Hetook us back to jail and takes a
place called Anna Wag. People callit ain't it. Weg like really called
Annawek. It's our im took tothe same jail and we were like,
you know what, We're gonna sticktogether. First day in jail to fight
breaks out. Well one of theguys who was fighting, guy hit so

(01:10:08):
freaking hard. I ain't trying tocurse, but the guy got hit so
freaking hard that he on hisself andhe lost three teeth. Oh my god,
you walk in somebody, Wow,is there a prison dentist? Doctor?
Necessary takes that job? Who takesthat? It's rotation? You first.

(01:10:30):
You see that in movies and they'reall just, you know, so
jaded. Well because they're because halfthe time you're dealing with people that're they're
scamming you're trying to get something outof you. The other half the time
you're dealing with people who are straightup mentally ill and need to be in
a psychle right dangerous. So theguy craps himself. But that's not the
worst thing, Greg. You think, Oh, I'm in jail, somebody's
knocking me out, I'm pooping.That's pretty much as bad as that.

(01:10:54):
Greg. No, the nicknames afterthat, Oh got a prison nickname?
Here we go. So the wholetime he was known as he was known
as the stay away from because ifyou touch him, you it was just
bad. Brother. You know whatI'm saying. If you can imagine you
staring at two guys fighting and oneof them on themselves. You know,
he was in for for being adrug dealer. Like you was in the

(01:11:15):
street. You were this big,giant, gottie type. You know,
you got all the girls, butthen you had to come to jail to
get your ass. Okay, butI do have a good question. I
do have a good question on that. All right, Do you take the
l once and crap yourself and thenno one messed with for the rest of
your stay. Yeah, but they'retorturing you. I mean they're they're constantly

(01:11:39):
ripping on you, and you're gettingyou're still getting. But who cares.
If you right, I'm not gonnaget I would do it on purpose on
day one. Okay, all right, I'll go psycho. All right,
stay away from that guy tails fromjail. So this is actually this is
Aleisa Deek. He is a standup comedian. Actually this is him.
I found this online. He's tellinga story about how you're in jail.

(01:12:00):
Just because somebody's old and small doesn'tmean they're not crazy and can hurt you
real bad. He is an oldman and this guy who's known as Spiller
in jail, all right, itdoesn't matter the size because some people are
just tougher than other people. Thisold guy used to come out there and
he would jump rope from the whistleto the first whistle to go in,

(01:12:24):
and that's an hour he just boom. And one day Spiller changed the TV
while old dude was watching the news. And then old man said, hey,
my my young brother, if youchanged that TV once again, I'm
gonna be forced to defend my honor. And Spiller came around here and said,

(01:12:46):
hey, old mother, you don'ttell me what to do, and
change that TV back. And whenhe turned around and start talking to hisself
and this mother made me put thehands on it to him and then looked
at him. Young brother, Seewhat made me happen? You made me
do that? You spill A jawwas broken like so many you even bother

(01:13:11):
somebody who can jump rope for anhour. Man valid from the drinking bro
the name spiller tails from jail.All right, this is a This is
a lighter one. It's no onelosing teeth or getting their jaw broken pooping.
Yeah, well maybe this is aguy I talked to named Judah,

(01:13:32):
and he said they were coming inand getting ready to go to you know,
getting all back and snuggleted, andbut one guy apparently had a pet
with him. What they got loosethat no one knew about. All right,
it's like the guy who had thebird in the conemption exactly. Yeah.
I'm like about to go in myself, and all I see is this

(01:13:56):
one dude. He's like running straightto the middle of the common area.
At first, like I got nervous. I thought it was about to be
like, you know, riot orsomething, and then see he was actually
chasing the squirrel. It's pet squirrels. Baby, the baby probably mine.

(01:14:16):
The squirrel is out and people don'tyou know, even these big tough prison
dudes, you know, you getlike a mouse or whatever. It was
an absolute ten minutes of panic.They forgot to put the inmates inside.
And once they put us in ourcell, one of the correction officers on
his way down realized that there wasa squirrel inside of the cell block.

(01:14:40):
And then they're like trying to likegrab it with like one of the bed
sheets. Okay, there was panic. Yeah, yet all these big bad
dudes right when they're panicked. It'slike the elephant who scared the little mouse.
Why that elephant can kill that thingreal, probably just by thinking about
it. Yeah, that's cute,that's cute and fun. That's fun.

(01:15:03):
There was a little bit more aboutthis guy who had the squirrel. Do
you know what he was in for? He was I think he was.
He had like three years like squirrels. He just like squirrels. All right,
you try lines with this guy.So, you know, Greg had

(01:15:25):
asked a question anybody out there whohas been sent to jail? Sea Bass
posted an ad on Craigslist. Allthese people who had been to jail started
hitting Sea Bass up. And that'swho we're talking to here or hearing from
here right them and some other folks. Actually, I found this guy nails
from jail jumpsuit Pablo, and hehere he is telling a story about a
man who really liked to work outand eat. He would do squats,

(01:15:49):
push ups, and pull ups allday long. That's all he did.
That's all. He would always besweating profusely because he was always working out
until it was I'm lay down andgo to sleep, and he ate.
He was addicted to these lunch sandwiches. It's just some basic bread might have

(01:16:09):
been hard. You get a sliceof cheese, and you get some very
low quality meat. He would putfour or five together and like roll them
up almost into like a sub orsome just ungodly burrito and just eat it.
The problem with this is his farts. Okay, you get those protein

(01:16:32):
farts. Yeah, dirty dirty jails, Yeah, close quarters. And then
wait, this becomes interesting because thisguy who's fartening up a storm, he's
got a cell mate or a sellyas they say, jabo okay, and
Jabo is just taking these farts.And here's why you go buy the cell
and you smell it like man,you're trying to hurry and get past his

(01:16:54):
cell because he is in there inhis sleep, letting them rip. He's
under the blanket. Even the blanketcan't shield this gas. This this unholy
gas coming out of him. AndJabo would just sit up there in his
top bunk room, smelling like thegarbage dump. You know. One day
I just had to know, man, why do you just lay there and
take it? Why don't you getout of that cell? And he said,

(01:17:15):
I've been in this cell for ayear and a half and he was
here before me. I've been waiting. Jabo had been putting in his time,
paying his dues, smelling his fartsfor a year and a half,
waiting to get this bottom bunk.I didn't know that bottom bunks are apprized.
Yeah, which I mean, Iguess you would think top bunk more
privately. Yeah, maybe safe forwho wants to climb all the other climb.

(01:17:41):
I'd rather have the bottom bunk andthe top bunk right climbing up there
all the time. Yeah, youcan thank you off of it. Yeah
you can fall tails from jail.Back to this guy. Alissa Decon and
bad roommates. We just heard fromone there in the fart the fart patrol
machine. Well, Greg, Ithink you and all Lee would actually get
along very well. Because he wasall about let's not fight, not piss

(01:18:04):
each other off. Greg would haveto like, I have a come to
Jesus with everybody. You guys,we need to sit down and chat.
In fact, Ali was all aboutkeeping his cell sparkling clos like the perfect
scenario. But here's the problem ishis new because you don't control her new
cell exactly. So this new guycomes in and he's making a mess.

(01:18:25):
I hate to hear the noise ofpeople yeurnating into into the toilet, and
plus that splashes out. And yourfloor is very important in prison, like
you keep your floor clean. Wetake this stuff called sealer. We see
our floor and it kind of looksshiny, and you can tell somebody who's
gonna be there for a long timebecause you really take care of your your

(01:18:47):
house. So you advise somebody,hey man, put the towel over you
and just sit down and restrooms.So splash, and this dude had like
a week five state or something like. It just drip out. And I
told him, hey man, justsit down, X, Y and Z,
and he wouldn't. That's your menace. He sits down to pee.

(01:19:10):
Yeah, cover yourself with a tie. It's a little bit of privacy and
you're not getting sparks. Bring thisguy to our office of your floor.
Yeah. Okay, so this isnice, But how this new cell mate.
He's like, oh, I'm notusing a splash everwear so alisas.
When somebody does this, there's away to get them out of yourself.
All right. Then I said,hey, man, this is not a

(01:19:31):
good fit. I suggest that youinformed them of that. Because I can't
tell him for you. You gotto go tell him. And he's like,
why would I tell him that.I'm just saying that. I'm just
advising you. You know, yougot to pet your hand on their shoulder
with a strong grip, and youlike you not feeling comfortable with your living

(01:19:53):
arrangement. So I went to thereck yard and then when I came back,
he was packing this stuff and peopleask me what have I'm like,
oh, man, you know hewanted to go somewhere else. Yeah,
there can't be discussed. But youwould think that if you told the jailers
I'm not comfortable with my living situation, they wouldn't care. Right. I've

(01:20:14):
read and heard a bunch of thattype of story where the jailers don't want
to be clean and they would ratherjust blood, right, they don't want
blood and fights and lockdowns, soif they so, if they hear this,
and the easier move is just hey, let's set change a different block,
right, Yeah, and that guythat ate constantly. We did get
a text from somebody who said,I've been in the army and I've been

(01:20:34):
to jail and the food at jailwas better. Really, the one thing
that I keep reading about jail foodis they don't give you enough, and
so people have to be at thecommissary getting these lunches. So we also
texting and anybody who's been to LaCounty jail ask them about the chimney chongas

(01:20:57):
we've had prison spread and that wasfine. Delish I have a yeah,
delishous. I have a little bitmore here on the tails from jail comeing
up next. If you have likea quick story that you want to text
over or you want to hit usup on the phones eight seven seven forty
four, what do you could dothat? Yes, somebody said top Bunk
is always the bitch punk. Really, Yeah, I'm saying so much I

(01:21:18):
could tell so many stories inmates,sleeping with staff, corrupt officers. Let
me know if you want more info, Yes, we do. Everybody else
gotta take a quick break. I'mgonna take a permanent on. I'm gonna
fill myself. Show is hard evacuated? The Woody show. Well, we've

(01:21:45):
heard some pretty interesting tales from jail. See beats put that add on.
Craig soays, Hey, anybody everbeen to jail? I want to talk
about it. Got any interesting storiesfrom jail? Let us know, and
we've we've already heard from a couple. I I say, people who've been
in jail are really bad at followingdirections. I say, I put there,

(01:22:08):
write a brief summary of your story. We'll call you if you think
yeah. More than half said yeah, I got great story. Called me.
How about this one? My brotheris currently on an extended vacation.
Okay, if you want to movefrom your celly, it's called pc up.

(01:22:28):
They immediately walk you out and youare then known as a rat or
a tattle tale. Oh well,that's one thing I hear. Lies you
don't want to be having small privateconversations with guards because that signs of rats.
Let see not sure if I'm toolate for this segment. I was
in jail. Some nice gentlemen gaveme shower sandals so I wouldn't go in
there barefoot, and even gave mehot Cheetos. I kept in touch with

(01:22:53):
my selly after I got out,and he said I I was lucky to
be bailed out because that same nightI left the two guys aim to collect
their sandal and hot cheeto fee viaanus payment. Oh yeah, the one
thing I hear is never accept gifts. Thanks for the crocs, really sweet.

(01:23:14):
He goes back to the other collarslike, don't you know, don't
start getting tails from jail. Thisis actually a corrections officer c O,
as they are known. Matt.He said he was doing the rounds one
one time and a an inmate flaggedhim down because he wanted to show Matt
something. I was make him aroundand look at him, and he was

(01:23:34):
like, okay, boss man,I want to show you something. And
then they give those like little razorthings. It's like a small razor.
He grabbed his when slash slash itin half. Oh his, he sliced
it off his wiener yes to showyou something. Checked this okay, terrific

(01:24:00):
up, like what happened? Werethey they took him to the hospital,
couldn't reattached? Could Oh wow,my god? Which was just Joseph and
Menace has been saying this for ever. We need to reopen the nuthouses.
Yes, all the time with jailsis it's it's a almost almost half of
inmates are mentally ill, right,and they're not being helped by just throwing

(01:24:21):
them in the cell because then theyjust sit there and cut off their wiener
and then or we just let themroam free, always throw it back on
and then they murder people and crapon this attack people. But you know,
the institutionalization was a bad idea.People. Okay, but if you
were a guard and some an inmatesaid I want to show you something,
I would stand behind a plexiglass shieldand say, okay, show me from
ten feet away. Right, yeah, well you want to show me.

(01:24:43):
I got this razor and I gotthe other thing. Right, thought this
all the way through. Because you'reremoving your penis, you are now forever
locking yourself in as a bottom.I'm not I don't think he'd removed it.
He did cut your No, Iknow they couldn't be reattached. No,
that part, I think that inmatejust grabbed it though I thought you
were just now implied that he ohright, I get what what are you

(01:25:05):
saying at that point? That thepoint that you're you're known as the guy
who cut it off? You don'tget approached, right right, right right,
You're you're you're on crazy Island?Are extreme way for people not to
mess with you anymore? Yeah?Yeah, all right? Eight seven seven
four woods end. Yeah, well, yeah, I think I prefer pooping

(01:25:25):
in your pants and being left alone. Yeah, I've not changed my opinion
of never wanting to go to jailfor any reason and for anybody. Yeah,
who's stowing that out there? Isit? Two? Good? It's
pretty good. I think that,though I'm thinking maybe it's not good.
The Woody Show. All right,welcome back everybody. Happy Friday to y'all.
It is the Woody Show. Bravey'sgot the nerd. Now come up

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(01:26:10):
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So my other news before getting tothe nerd stuff, there is a new
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(01:28:00):
the Pixar movie Inside Out where thelittle girl she has all the different emotions.
Yeah, and that's what those arethe characters you see, the little
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she's going through adolescents and whatever,and so it's kind of like that.
But in this preview clip, twoteenagers are about to have sex for the

(01:28:20):
first time, and as the boygets more and more excited, the residents
of the little sperm village inside ofhim get ready to you know, do
what they're gonna do. So thesperm are basically like the emotions in Inside
Out. The trailer looks really funny. It's in Spanish, Spermageddon. No

(01:28:42):
word yeah, no word on whenor how we'll see it, but I
thought it was pretty funny. Imean, probably land on streaming somewhere,
yeah, maybe. And speaking ofgetting it on. According to a new
study, the top three artists tolisten to during sex, which always seems
so cheesy eight Oh my god,is that eighties very wide on My wife

(01:29:04):
and I even laugh, like ifwe're listening to like one of the throwback
channels or some you know, somesong comes on and it's like one of
those old like hey, baby songs. Every song, every like R and
B song from the nineties always hadthat one breakdown in the songs like girl,
baby, silk er, like whateverwhatever the artist was baby. Oh

(01:29:28):
yeah. So the uh that thethe artist. The top three artists listened
to for banging according to the study, the weekend Kanye West. What and
it gets even more weird from there. Number three on the list the Deftones.
Oh nice, Yeah, that's whatdo you want to raise? I

(01:29:48):
know that that's a hate thing.Yeah, so there's that. And then
the top three songs are super FreakyGirl by Nicki Minaj, the Hills by
the weekend and then often by theweekend, So two weekend songs, and
then Nicki minajen the top three songsto do it? Oh yeah, yeah,
I'll do it to the weekend.But who's putting on like you said,

(01:30:12):
so eighties? Who is putting onmusic? Were you lighting candles right
and putting on you know, roseon the bed, cranking up some Deftones?
And then the doing sex? Hhow stupid? That's fine. What's
going on in the world of nerds? To what he show presents nerd nut
with Ravy. All right, Raby'shere, you gonna tell us what's happening

(01:30:36):
in the world of nerds on thisFriday morning. Let's keep talking about Inside
Out too, which is in theatersand tracking to make between eighty and ninety
million, and if it hits thoseprojections, it will be the biggest opening
of the year so far. Rightnow, that is Dune too, with
eighty two point five million critics givingit a ninety one percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
Inside Out two finds Riley, theyoung girl entering her teen years,

(01:31:00):
which could be tumultuous. Oh yeah, so Thunderdome in there. The og
emotions joy sadness, fear, anger, and disgust are joined by anxiety,
envy, on we and embarrassment.Now Amy Pohler returns his joy and on
the red carpet, she said,it's actually given me an incredible gift.
To be in a film like thismeans a lot. It's very hard to

(01:31:21):
be in something that is really good, that means something and says something that
a lot of people see. Youdon't always get those three things. It's
changed me a lot, and I'mvery very grateful to be back. Yeah.
I remember when that first one cameout. My wife and I just
kind of looked at each are like, wow, like how creative, like
really clever. I have tickets togo see this because I love the first

(01:31:42):
one so much. She didn't sayabout how they drove a dump truck full
of money up to her, butto the point where they didn't give any
to anybody else, right, right, And that's why Bill Hayter and Mindy
Kaling are not back, Yeah,to voice fear and disgust because they didn't
get a dump truck size race.Some of the new voices include Maya Hawk
as anxiety and the Bears au atAbiri as envy. Everybody know Maya's brother,

(01:32:06):
Mike Jarton. Oh she has abrother, Mike. I didn't realize
Mike Hawk. Yeah, Oh really, Yeah, I'll look him up all
right. As we know, WarnerBrothers very much wants to remain in the
Game of Thrones business, so wehave the premiere season two House of the
Dragon on Sunday. Owner Jim Well, we do know that that proposed sequel

(01:32:29):
series with John Snow as of rightnow is not moving forward. So since
that's not happening, the spinoff showten Thousand Ships, which was left for
dead, has been resurrected with aPulitzer Prize winning playwrights Ebonie Booth. She's
going to write the show House ofthe Dragon is two hundred years before the
events of thrones, ten thousand shipsis one thousand years before the OG.

(01:32:51):
It's about Princess Nimaria and her peopleas they set off for war. And
George R. Martin calls it acrossbetween sindbad movies and the Hot Sea.
Not that sin band. Oh therewere other sin bands where here was a
pot. George says. The biggestissue quote, We're still trying to figure
out how we're gonna pay for tenthousand chips, three hundred dragons, and

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those giant turtles. How do youpay for all? I guess we'll computer.
I guess so I'm rabiant. Formore nerds up, check out the
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gonna It's Shiversday. We're gonna sitwith It's Shivers Day, and you know
we don't do Starting with the celebrity, it's a lot of old timmy ones
today, starting with the most divisivethat we have, President Donald Trump.
Ah, it was seventy eight yearsold today. Wow. All right?

(01:34:00):
And then he got Lucy Hale,who's thirty five years old today. Pretty
little Liars Riverdale. Yep. Idon't know what else you'd been in,
but I've heard the name before.I just don't know what she was.
Privileged, Okay, everybody knows that. Diablo Cody, Yeah, forty six
years old today, an Academy Awardwinner for Juno. Yep. Let's see.

(01:34:20):
You got Yazmine Belief from baywy Wah, fifty six years old today,
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I thought he'd be older. Yougot the Marla Gibbs, who is Florence,
the maid on the Jeffersons. She'sninety three years old today. You
got Darryl Sabara married to Meghan Trainer, but was also in Spy Kids.
Juni Cortes in Spy Kids thirty twoyears old today. And he got Kevin
McHale who was on Glee, isArtie who is thirty six and Stephie Groff,

(01:35:06):
the tennis star back in the ninetieswhen Monica Sealis got stabbed during a
match because the guy who stabbed herdid it because he was so obsessed with
Stephanie Groff and thought taking out MonicaSalis would help. And then Steppie Groff
is now married to Andre Agassi.He was my favorite back of the day.
Stephanie Graff is in fifty five today. And then your porno Bertha is

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is thirty five years old today,and that is your porno birthday, your
celebrity birthdays, and that is aFriday morning. Look what's happening in the
world of nerds with your nerd OutReport, We're gonna take a quick break.
There's a more Woody show come upfor you next. Hang on more

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next. Maybe they'll hurt each otherin the hallway running for the bathroom.
Maybe the Woody Show. Buila wouldn'tapprove the Woody Show. Well, that's
gonna do it for this hour.That's gonna do it for today's show.
That's gonna wrap up the week Itis to weekend. What I'm saying,
I'm kidding a quick Friday wrap upfor you. Tell you way can find

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Show Monday. Of course weekend cheersand jeers. Everybody seems to be really
enjoying those. And a new reallycool celebrity I'm sure for Cameo on the
Cheap oh Rabymenac Bass, Sam,anything you like to add? Greg Gory
parting words of wisdom please? Yeah, always remember that wine flies when you're
having fun. Get it, he'sdrunk over. I wonder what's on Greg's

(01:38:03):
mind? I know you Friday.What do you think you're going to crack
open? Like you have a particularbottle in mine? Greg, thank someone
sitting at home You're like, ohyeah, what I should probably open a
good one this week or something?Yeah, oh yeah, maybe opens is
some chimney roll silver Opens is theonly name of a nice one. Yeah,
So that's just it's pretty nice,Like we're talking about the NFL,

(01:38:26):
and uh Med says JaMarcus Russell.It's like the one thing he knows.
Yeah. I like to say richenough to have it, not rich enough
to drink it. Yeah, allright, Thank you very much, Greg
Gory, thank you so much forgiving the wood he show some of your
valuable time this week. You knowwe'd love it. Appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys could suckit. Catch you back here on

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Monday. Have yourself a great weekend. S M D. Double m bye,
A great Friday, mo