The Woody Show June 17th 2024 Podcast

Cheers and Jeers, News Headlines, Cameo on the Cheapo & More!

Episode Transcript

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Woody Show Insensitivity Training class is nowin session. A good morning, everybody.

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It is a brand new week spankingnew. Look at that right out
of the package, Monday morning.It is June the seventeenth, twenty twenty
four. Yes, indeed, weare the Woody Show. Who else did
you expect to be here? Wekind of praying that we wouldn't show up
today if they get over the weekend. Yeah, there's a lot of people
that break. Yeah, some peopledo, I'm sure. Yeah. Anyway,
we're here. Thank you for beinghere and giving us some of your

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valuable time to this morning. Myname is Whatody. That's Ravy but Greg
Gory, there's Menace. What's up? Got Sea Bass? We got Sammy
Bort Caroline who's our current employee ofthe month or in the Woody Show production
department, our associate producer. Hername is Morgan. You guys know Morgan.
Yeah, we'll just figured out whattattoos she's going to be getting.
Yeah, lotching in there for dollars, that's right. Uh. And then

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of course we got von our videoproducer. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four, Woodie. That's eightseven seven forty four, Woody. You
can hit some of the text overto two to nine eight seven weekend cheers
and jeers. All right. Yeah, so that's been a that's been a
big hit, the randomness of it, and also I like it. Yeah,
some interesting stuff has come out ofthat. Plus we're gonna play Cameo

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on the Cheap Oh love it.This is that game. Sea Bass puts
it together for us where he's goneon cameo. That's where you can get
a bunch of custom greetings from celebritiesof all kinds. You could pay a
ton of money and get somebody reallylegit, or you can go even below
the D list, and typically that'swhat we got. But they're all broken
out into different categories reality TV ormusic or you know whatever. It might

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be nineties music, whatever. There'sa ton of celebrities yep, Internet sensations.
People have gone viral. Anyway,we got to figure out which one
is the cheaper get on cameo andwhichever one was, Sea Bass has gotten
a custom what do you show greetingfor? None? So that's coming up
Camo on the Cheapo. Plus he'strying newse headlines. We'll see what's happening

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there. Get caught up on allthe nerd news with the Ravei's Nerd Now,
porn, a birthday and more alltoday Monday here on the Woody Show.
I hope all the dads had agood Father's Day yesterday? Did you
what's that was yours? Mellow?Oh? Yeah, very mellow, because
Okay, last week my wife wasasking me, well, what do you
want to do on Father's Day?I said nothing. I said, we

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can go out and get like somethingto eat or grab a bike, don't.
We can order in I don't.I don't even care, Like just
another day, another day, becausewell, the kid's got to get you
something, I said. I don'thave to give me anything. I said,
I don't want to establish that atleast recognize. Yeah, they could
say, like happy Father's Day,dad, Ah, what about your daughter
designing you a car if she wantsto do something like that, yes,

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but like I don't want. Idon't want to instill in my kids.
I have all this card pressure thatI live with, you know, I
don't want to establish that kind ofyou know, expectation on my kids.
You know, like, yes,you want to acknowledge, but the whole
idea of like having to go outand buy a gift, like I'm a
I'm a tough person to buy for. I understand that I don't need anything,

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I don't want anything. I don'twant them to feel that pressure.
And so you know, look atthis, I'm giving gifts on Father's Day
of not having to worry about it, yeah, or on my birthday not
having to worry about just acknowledge.But it was it was chill. It
was just nice and chill. Maybeyou're your daughter can make you a serial
bomb, that'd be oh yeah,no, we're good. Yeah yeah,

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delh. How about some boy show. Did you know how old are men
when they become fathers for the firsttime? On average? Yep, thirty
five thirty twenty eight. Oh,I say, like twenty four twenty four
seven national average. Yeah. Accordingto a study, they looked at one
hundred and seventy million birth records,a pretty good sample. The average dad

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is thirty point nine years old.Wow, all right. Nine percent of
newborns dads are at least forty yearsold. See, I would have gone
younger, I would have said,like, you know, twenty eighth year,
I feel like, especially when you'reconsidering fathers, they were on the
gamut of all ages. Oh yeah, like Robert de Niro, they're in
their eighty seven kids. They reallyscrewed the average up. Yeah, sperm,

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you just put it anywhere and youcan still be your dad. Yeah,
hell yeah, bro, you can'tput it anywhere and become a dad,
like right not, you know,not where I put it? Yeah,
not where Greg puts. We'll keepon trying. Yeah, no mouth
or butt babies, you know,well, it could be a miracle.
Researchers say, the coworkers that hugget along better and are more productive.

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Sense who's allowed to do that inthe office these days? Right? Well,
I mean people hug all the time. Yeah they do. I don't.
I don't ever initiate the hug ever, not around work, not at
work, not at work anymore.That changed when everybody was like the me
too thing and like nope, becauseyou look, I'm telling you right now,
you're never catching me up in anyof that garbage. I'm not here

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to get laid, I'm not hereto flirt, I'm not here to do
anything. I'm here to work andso like salespeople whatever. There are a
lot of salespeople are huggers around hereat the radio station. I always reach
my hand out when they come infor the hug. Okay, fine,
I'll give them like the casual hug, but like I am always extending my
hand for the handshakes first, I'mnot leading with the hug. Chicks are

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different. Chicks can get away withthat. Dudes, it's different. I
don't want to shake your hand.It is different. I'm definitely like morphing
over to Team Raby on that I'drather hug than shake hands. Oh for
sure, guys. Is good toknow for the next time you visit an
ostrich farm. The farm raised ostrichesget turned on by humans. Really.
Oh yeah, what I thought theyhated humans? Farm raised, Well,

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maybe they want to hate you.Probably a difference. Yeah, they're probably
used to being around humans the wholeostriches. You might think they're human for
their caretaker. Remember that time weturned on that dolphin. Oh yeah,
I'm fully rotted up. We're ata theme park. It was like aquatic
park as well, and they werelike doing some dolphin demonstration for all these

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kids, and then out of nowhere, it looks like a snorkel is popping
up out of the water, andwe're like, what is happening? And
then we realized, like, ohgood, dolphin is swimming upside down and
in gorge, gorge, and thedoctor is laughing because he knows what's going
on. He's trying to like payattention, like trying to keep it together.

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Yeah, yeah, oh my god, and help the dolphin out,
to help him knock them out,and then get back to the show.
Yeah, back to the show.Bromances are good for men. According to
a variety of studies, having closemale friends helps guys live longer, healthier
lives. Men who have bromances arealso less likely to cheat on their wives,
they're more responsible towards their kids,and they're just generally better people to

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be around. Wow, okay,okay, it makes the perfect sense,
So get yourselves a bromance. Fellas, About twenty percent of the food that
you bought the last time you wentto the grocery store gets wasted and thrown
away. Yeah, it's at leastthat. In our house, I buy
with good intention, my wife buyswith good intention, and I go,

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man, we didn't even open this. Wow. There's sometimes I'm thinking,
like, man, if anybody evercame by just to look in the garbage
can and there's like an open packof chicken, a brand new pack of
you know, one of those saladkits. It's not good anymore. Yeah
it's expired, or you know,like the cucumber's gone. Yeah, it's
all wilty and pathetic looking, youknow. Oh my god, I had
a sami moment. I got thisbread. It was like a baguette Woody's

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favorite, right, and we didn'tuse a dislike baguettes. Hate them.
Yeah that's bad. Somehow it's becomethat I hate baggettes. Right. Well,
I thought it was an odd thingto have pride over. That's well
to be that made a big dealover yeah. Uh, and it was
perfectly fine. Ate some of itand then went to bed one night as

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the bagette was completely fine. Thevery next day it is covered with like
white and green moldy does so literallyovernight. No, see, that's what
happened. Every time I love raspberries. But every time I buy raspberries,
I'll be at the store. I'mdoing like CSI on these things. I'm
looking at every little clam package ofYeah, of the raspberries, I'm looking
at them, I go, right, these look megafresh. These don't look

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like they're at all like ready toget smushy or whatever. But I feel
like by the time I get themhome, raspberries already have mold on them,
like the very next day, andthen bananas too. But then I
could buy them green. The minuteI get home from the grocery store,
they're like start, they got bruisesand they're brown. That's why you got
to go to the farmer's market everyday. And I treat them with like

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kid gloves, Like I put themon the top of the car, like
where you put the bread and theeggs and stuff. I got all I'm
getting knocked around because I'm like,oh, that's how they're bruising. Nope,
it doesn't matter. Yeah, Ihad to stop buying blackberries. Every
time I got home, I hadto throw them away. Yep. According
to Social Psychological and Personality Science JournalSounds like a fun read, men and

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women of average height need to loseabout sixteen to eighteen pounds for someone to
find them more attractive. Okay,that's only sixteen eighteen that's not too unrealistic.
It's the stats. The average mangets a new belt every two years.
That's what the show, did youknow? Yeah, I can't remember
the last time I got a belt. I just got a new belt.

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I don't know how how old thelast one was, though, Huh.
I would say that's about right.Yeah. See, thirty five percent of
people say blowing your nose is oneof the worst things you could do on
a dinner date, and on theaverage people sneeze every other day. Interesting,
Yeah, I've seeze at least oncea day. I feel it's usually

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right around the same time. It'sso weird. That seems right when I
get here. Yeah, yeah,yeah, But blowing your nose in front
of people, I usually, ifI can, I leave the room to
blow my same Like I could neverjust do it at the dinner table.
At the dinner table. Yeah.But like if you have, if you

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got a real good running nose going, what are you going to do?
Get up a thousand times? Ifyou have a really good running nose going,
you shouldn't be going out to dinner. No because you're sick. No,
no, no, that happens withallergies. Yeah, where you're not
where you're not you're not sick,but it's just allergy season. Yeah,
you can wipe the blowing your nose, blowing your yeah gross, Yeah sick.

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You guys want to suck it up. If I need to blow my
nose, I'm blowing my nose,especially if you're an old man. You
have a handkerchief. Oh yeah,that I've never got, Like, why
do you why do you want todo that? And you got to clean
them? Oh? Noro? Howlike those hippie people that insist on cloth
diapers? Still gross entronment, No, no, hell no gross. Give

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me those earth chokers, those disposablediapers, all dailors. I'm not cleaning
out diapers and gross? How grossis your washing machine? Disgusting? Phones
are up at eight seven seven fortyfour wood and it's up with the text
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All right, welcome into another newhour insensitivity training for a politically correct
world. It's Monday morning. It'sJune seventeenth, twenty twenty four on mording.
That's Ravy. There's Greg Gorey.Good morning, would Menace, Good
morning to you. Good morning,Sea Bass, Good morning. It's not
a bunch of towns. You broughtin? What you bring in? Did
you come from the Jim thing forlater? Oh? All right, they

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got a stack like Jim Town.All right? Oh wild we're Sammy morning.
Got phones open eight seven seven fortyfour wooding. You can hit us
up with the text over to twoto nine eight seven. All Right,
we got weekend cheers and jeers andseamash. You will be happy to know
that we didn't forget the We didn'twe didn't forget the intro that you made.

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Oh sweet, yeah, jig jeerssixty. I'm interested like when you
you're like punching everything into the AIto create a song. What'd you say
a like bubblegum pop or like whatactually said? Nineties girl grunge? So
this was supposed to be maybe likethe Damas. Oh yeah, okay,

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it does sound like a nineties likeI don't know. Yeah, the the
vocals like initial Katy Perry stuff.Her earlier stuff is more. She was
like more like a warf tour kindof chicken. I like it. All
right, cheers and jeers. We'llstart with you, Greg Gory. You
know what, I don't have manycheers. It's been a crappy a few

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days. I'm gonna say cheers alcoholbecause yeah helped me through. I'm gonna
do a couple of jeers though.Number one. I had this adorable dove
couple build a nest in this hangingplant that I have in my backyard,
so cute. Always hanging out thereare the the ones that you poisoned?
No kidding, I can't, no, And every time I go out there,

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I check to see that they're inthere. I named the female host
Afena, and she would just besitting there and chilling out. And one
time she flew off to grab twigsor whatever birds do, and I used
my phone to look inside, andsure enough, there's a couple of eggs.
And then the past couple of days, this falcon has been circling around

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and somehow found and it was amassacre. Feathers, feathers everywhere. It
was so sad. Yeah, I'vebeen telling you, I've been dealing with
this. I picked up multiple murders, right because there's so many feathers.
There's so many feathers you can't reallyclean them up. And then I mean,

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I know, falcon's got to eattoo, and it's just nature,
but still it was sad. Andthen more jeers falcons to you, falcon
falcons they can eat rats and stuff, Greg, they could. Yeah,
they don't have to be cannibals aboutit. And then also jeers to my
continued zero streak and grilling. Ithink I thought, how nice would it

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be to grill a seafood meal?And I tried doing lobster tails and shrimp
and garbage. Greg. Let metell you, as great I am on
the grill with steaks, meats reallyof any kind. Fish is difficult.
I screw that up because it's it'sso easy to overcook fish and the minute

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you think it's done, it's overdone. And you know, I got to
throw in the apron. I suckit grilling. Yeah, maybe it's just
not for you, not for me, not for me, not for me.
I met as weekend cheers and jeers. Well, I kind of just
like hung out this weekend, whichis very rare for me, and so
I did a lot of swimming,went out to eat at multiple places,

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which was fine. But the highlight, it's a it's a cheer. I
thought, we start with the cheers. So then I also got to catch
up on the Gypsy Roads TV show, which I really wanted to do.
I finally got to watch it.It's a cheer, yes, it's like
yeah. And then had that husband, that weird husband. Yeah, lifetime

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of abuse, yeah this is andnow they're divorced, right, And she
got a nose jobs. Yeah,but that's like I know way more about
her than I care to that hasit all played out yet We're only on
episode three so far this I'm justgoing by what pops up on. Yeah,
I get this email every day frompeople like people dot com and they
love her. Yeah, because theirTV shows were very popular and now this

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is her reality show. And it'sinteresting because, yeah, you get to
see all the news stuff that's happening, and now you get to see like
but in real time. When sothe first news story was out, like
she wanted to go to the KansasCity Chiefs game to go see Taylor Swift
and then you see her prole officerlike you can't go, and then you

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need to get out of the statelike right now. So it was interesting
to watch all that. So Iwas very happy to finally catch up on
that show. And then uh,like my gears was then my Apple TV
remote went out and it was verysad. So I had to go get
a new Apple TV. And thenI had to like lift the TV off
the off the wall and that wasthe pain. It was like a battery

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thing no charge that I tried torecharge it multiple times and just you know,
it just went out and then Itried other remotes when it works,
so you know, just called it, you know, just dumped it and
reinstalled everything. Can you use yourphone Because you can use your phone,
you can't as a remote. Ilike that a lot better. But I
had guests at my house and theycan't use remote, So then I was

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like, ah, I'll just replaceeverything, so they kind of like ate
up my time of just hanging out. Did they get to use your luggage
rack and your of course yeah,not just for hotels. So when you
stay at my house, I havelike a little luggage rack that you can
fold and put your Yeah, yourback. You don't want to scuff up
the furniture bend down either, rightexactly. Jeer took my grandson to home

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yet to the airport and to flyhome yesterday. No, this is on
the text. Okay, I'm sorry, Yeah, this is here's one from
the text. Yeah. It waslike, wow, that's a big reveal.
Yeah right, huge, pretty casualfor a big reveal text. So
Jeer took my grandson of the airportto fly home yesterday, cheer. He

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was at gate B sixty nine.It was that's hot, that is hot
Raby weekend. Cheers and jeers.Cheers to everybody involved with House of the
Dragon. It has been such along time between seasons one and two.
Last night's episode delivered on all levels. Watched with friends, it was super

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fun. They ended the episode withthe blood and Cheese incident, which I
thought was unfilmable if you know,you know, and they did it and
it was incredible. Blood and cheeseincredible. My jeers, I mean,
I'm my interest is peaked. Mygeers is to the Internet also involving House
of the Dragon, because they hada much deeper and visceral reaction to a

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dog getting kicked then to what happenedin the Blood and Cheese. They kicked
a dog in there spoiler. Thedog is fine. It just got you
know, out of the just likeget out of the way kick. And
they didn't actually kick a dog,You dumb Internet. But you're having that
reaction, You're not reacting what happenedin Blood and Cheese. But hey,

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that dog. Blood and cheese,because people lud and cheese are two guys
more than okay, blood and cheeseare two guys. That's their nickname,
like some sort of food fight andthat got really violent. It did something
very very horrible. Yeah, that'sa thing that's happened in our lifetime.

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So I don't remember dogs being soprecious when I was a little kid.
But I don't either. I wasjust listening to a podcast and they were
saying the same thing. We wouldlet our dog out, it would come
back hours later. What was thewhat was the movie? Was it?
John? Wait, no drop kickedthe dog off a bridge, and it
was like, this is happening,and everybody thinks that's so funny. It

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is dragon, Yes, Akerman,it was a stuffed animal. It was
very obvious. It was not youcould literally see it was a guess one
in the House of the Dragon.They're not kicking an actual Dogfoard, I'm
out somebody made a joke about thatthe other day. They're like they were

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like, oh, you know,what if your brother died, Like there's
a scene where someone's being raped andmurdered, but they're going to complain about
how the rapist kicked the dog outof the way. First, do you
think it's it's oh my god,it's a product of the internet raveing.
Did you see what happened to thedog? How about the whole scene,

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right, people love dogs because ofthe Internet. No, no, don't
twist it. They're so precious aboutthat. And it's over the top now
where it's like old Yellow used tobe like you know where you kill a
dog, Yeah, you take itout back, then you shoot it.
It used to be a life lesson. Nobody watched Blood and Cheese and said,
you know, I'm gonna ude andI'm gonna kick the dog. Right,
yeah, nobody did that. Iwas asking bored about this because I

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saw this pop up or the weekendsaid Star Wars. The Acolyte now has
a lower audience score than Star Warse walks. I didn't know what that
was all about, but apparently,speaking how the Internet ruins things, he
said, then the Internet is justruining that boor do you have more on
that? Like I see, it'sjust toxic fan base. It's just a
bunch of whiny little bitches complaining becausethey have no concept of how storylines are

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supposed to work or anything. It'slike people are so spoiled by streaming shows
are like they go frantic when theydon't like one thing about it. They're
like, oh, it's terrible.They ruined everything. It's like what you
wait till it plays out, becauseit's going to play out awesome. I
love the Acolyte. I love whereit's going. That's the biggest Star Wars
fan I know. Bored You likethe show, right, Yeah, it's
a fun show. It's a differenttake on it. I'm trying it.

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I read into a little bit thepeople can play that it's woke. Is
it woke? No, there wasjust people making a thing about that spoilers.
I mean, Greg might watch theshow because there is a little bit
of a hint to lesbian a scenegoing on. Yeah, well yeah,
space lesbian. But well, becausethat's too woke, Greg, we can't
have that. We can't have spacelesbians. You know, people got ruined

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everything. But it's good, awesome, right, like woke for Star Wars.
Yeah, Sea Bass weekend cheers andjeers many jeers to what you for
not listening to Ravy two weeks agowhen she would have told you all this
Star Wars stuff, But cheers,No, no, because it was about
the rating lower than now, lowerthan Star Wars e walks, which I

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don't even I've never even heard of. I can't imagine. That's very good
but mega massive cheers and Sammy,you're gonna love this one. Bill Belichick
Yeah yeah, years yeah, aciciallydating a twenty four year old former cheerleader.
I think she's still I think she'sso a cheerleader. Remember she's a

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cheer former cheer coach. He wentto a cheerleading contest like whatever a few
weeks ago. Yeah, buddy,And and it's a bunch of little girls,
and people like, why is BillBelichick there? Well, it turns
out he's nailing this twenty four yearold. Yea. Her name is Jordan
Hudson. Yeah. They met threeyears ago on a flight from Boston to
Florida. Let me tell you,guys, this is true love. High

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five, bro, Yeah he is. How would you say? It was
seventy seventy seventy two? Yeah?Nice. So this is not the one
where he got caught leaving the Ohyeah, he was on a ring cam
a year or two ago. Justlike what's clearly like Sunday morning at ten,
shovel his shirts off, he's walkinggreat neighborhood either, which I love

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opening this metal screen door. Thatwas good. Yeah, good. So
he's out there. So damn Gronkmade a joke about it during the Brady
Rose talking about how Bill was scoutingher at a high school, always talking
about Foxborough High School and blah blahblah blah. Now we know are there
you were scouting her, which Iwould love you didn't didn't register at the

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times, have all the photos.But now she's like posting photos of him
backstage and stuff. She looks.I mean, she's pretty generic looking.
She looks just you know, doesn'tcare. She's twenty four exactly. That's
why I say high five f lookgross? Get yours? That's gross?
What what? What for both ofthem? It's gross. It's just because
what he has a daughter? Ifwhat you didn't have, that's still like

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high five, bro, No,that's still good. I mean there is
like, oh, you're dating yourdaughter, and then there's there you're dating
your granddaughter. Oh it's literally threetimes her age. Yeah gross dude,
Yeah, she's yeah nice. Isaid my dad a funny dad joke yesterday

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on Father's Day and everything, andI said, uh, I don't want
I don't want to screw it up. It's too good. You can use
this, you guys. This isfor you know, next time you're talking
dad jokes. Somebody just fat outthat Grandpa's addicted to viagra. Oh,
nobody's taking it harder than grandma gidding. Yeah, he liked that one.

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Yeah solid, Yeah, he usedat the at the father's day gathering.
Oh wow check yeah in laws.You know nice, that's pretty good.
H sammy weekend cheers and jeers.My cheers is that I got my hair
done. Very excited about it.Yeah, as everyone noticed obviously. Yeah,
have the bangs now? Current banks? Are you in crisis? Guys

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know, because they're curtain banks,They're not real banks. I'm the worst
of this game. I would neverI lose this game every single time because
it's in a pony Craig said,yeah, I mean for the color.
Yeah, you wouldn't really be ableto notice as much, but I did.
I mean the bangs. I wouldthink that you would notice. Hell,
folks with curtain bags are who areheterosexual. They just kind of frame
the face you're you're they're still parteddown the middle. They're not really they'll

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go down like the center of yourface like a Monica reference. And you
didn't. I did not know whatkind of the way the curtains hang next
to like a movie screen or facearound. Yeah, okay, my gears.
You know what did you get yourhair up? I did? It?
Looks great, curtain looks amazing.My gears is very similar to Gregg's,

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which is I mean gears to whoeveror whatever did this. But there
was a pigeon body right next tothe trash for my complex to go throw
it away. There was blood everywhere, the body was fully intact, and
the head was missing. That's clearlya message. Yeah, it was left

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as a message to the other pigeons. Animal would eat it. Yeah,
just the head. Yeah, Imean why would the body be left?
So did a human do this ata beach where there was a seal body
with clearly a shark had gotten Ijust had gone weird. Yeah, so
that was gross. And now Iwon't be throwing my trash away until someone

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takes care of it because I'm not, so just pick it out of the
way. I'll be covering an yeahhmy weekend cheer. I'll start with the
gear. Actually makes more sense,so I'll start with the gear. My
son had his high school hockey tryoutson Saturday and did not make the team.

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Really wow, Yeah, Now there'sa couple of things at play here.
He was all cast it up forthe last five weeks wasn't able to
play. So this is literally likewithin twelve hours of getting the cast off,
he was on the ice for thistryout, but wasn't given any kind
of feedback as to, hey,here's some things that you can work on,
which I thought was kind of odd. They just handed the different players,

(28:48):
you know, either a piece ofpaper that said, hey, you've
made the team or I'm sorry,but we don't have a spot on our
roster for you on the team.That is nice. We had to go
walk up to the gym and seeit, right, Yeah, that's what
I said. Because my wife islike this is weird. I'm like,
no, this is I think thisis better than having to go up and
look at a list. But anyway, so he was very upset. So

(29:10):
I reached out to the varsity headcoach. This is my cheer and I
just wanted to get some constructive criticism, like, hey, like this kid
loves, lives, eats, breatheshockey. Just wants to know, like
he wants to know like what hedidn't do or what you know you guys
were looking for that he you know, didn't make the cut, so he

(29:30):
can work on it so the nextyear he'll be ready. I got the
nicest email back from this dude.Super impressed with him because he was showing
it, you know, even withthe cast on. He was showing up
to all the practices and the clinicsand everything else when he didn't have to,
and it showed a lot of heart. And the coach acknowledged that,
and he had all this great stuffto say about him, and he did

(29:52):
point out just a couple of thingslike, hey, need to work on
this, and then you know youare so close, and then said,
uh, there may be an opportunitycome August when the practices start. Let's
reevaluate at that point, and thengave me some like tangible things to have
him do classes to have him takefor you know, power skating, you

(30:14):
know, which is important for hockey, you know, to get your edges
and your turns a little bit tighterand stuff like that. But I mean
he's a great skater. He couldjust you know, practice up on a
couple of these things. But anyway, I thought it was a really nice
email to get back from this guy. So Mike Cheers is to West Ranch
varsity coach Dylan. Uh you know, he called he goes by coach Dylan.
I guess I won't out his lastname, okay, but he was

(30:37):
just just a really nice email.Again. I was very happy because man,
as a father, I was reallycrushed for him. But I tell
you, man, my son tookit like a man. He did.
You know, he was really stoicabout it. He was you know,
he was kind of looking back atyou know, kind of like reevaluating himself,
and you know, he was readyto go to start improving so you
can make the team the next time. I was really proud. There's no

(31:00):
JV or a freshman team. I'mguessing no, there is a JV team.
He tried out for the JV team, and there were I mean,
it's a surprising amount of kids.And I was watching the I was watching
the trust mcmaon. These kids arereally good, you know. So there
was there's a lot of good kidsout there. And my son's not a
terrible hockey player. He's not goingto the NHL and he knows that.
But that's what happened to me inbaseball is I showed up as a freshman

(31:21):
to try out for the we onlyhad varsity. Didn't make the team,
and then I guess, well,I'm guess I'm done with that. That's
because there was nobody like I didn'tmy parents. Yeah. But the thing
is that usually because I was talkinga couple of the friends of mine,
because they were all interested in,you know, hey, how to go,
I'm like, I didn't make it. Well, what do they say?
I'm like, what do you mean? I didn't say anything, just
told me he didn't make the team. And this one friend of mine has

(31:42):
done a lot of like high schoolcoaching. He's like, man, especially
when you see a kid who isthat hungry and that, you know,
invested and willing to be coached,like they'll give you some stuff. And
I thought, oh, maybe I'llreach out. So I didn't tell my
son. I was reaching out andtell anybody. I just found his email
address, and I reached out tohim, and uh so, cheers to
coach Dylan, And he got hishunger from his dad. Yeah, that's

(32:04):
little hunger. That's a literal hunger. All right. Well, there's your
weekend cheers and jeers everybody. Hey, check it out, you guys.
Jeers also sounds a good theme song. Like one of these like Nickelodeon shows,
doesn't er Yeah, right now it'slike never been kissed stuff. Yeah,
please, gentlemen, you bon't takea broth, Mama bird. Please,

(32:29):
gentlemen, you bone take a breath. Disease from flud and mince.
Yeah, totally show all right.Well, according to the cops, bad
news over the weekend. You know, the gunman who opened fire at that
splash pad in Michigan wounded nine people, including two little kids, lived with

(32:50):
his mother suffered from mental health issues. We're getting more information about that,
but just it's an awful situation there, y'all. See Gordon Ramsay, yeah,
got that stuff like a bike crash. See once again, Greg,
you know how you don't end uplike this? And it seems like there's
a lot of cycling accidents, right. He's the other one though, Simon
Cowell, Oh god, yeah,Gordon Ramsay just on a bicycle. Yeah,

(33:16):
not doing what not doing like fiftyright? No, but he had
the he had what I don't knowwhat they call that, the bikes,
you have, the leotard, hehad the whole get up going get his
gear. I'm not sure he's like, you know, clipped into the pedals
and all that stuff. I know, but like if Greg and I got
bikes, we'd be like pedaling aroundlike with shorts and a T shirt on.

(33:36):
Like we wouldn't have like leotards on. No, I would not wear
the what's no way. I knowit's not like gymnasts where leotards never ever.
If you're serious about cycling, that'swhat you wear, right. Oh
dude, So I guess this onebuddy Tim who not Tim Martinez, my
brother, buddy Tim Virgin He getsso into things kind of like I mean,
I've been known to do that withthe bowling. Yeah it's an example,

(33:59):
but he gets so ono stuff,Like he went and bought this like,
for whatever reason decided like, ohI'm gonna go and try cycling.
So he bought this like really crazyover the top bike and then bought all
the crap he had, like thehead to toe suit with the clip pedals
in the yeah, and the wholething, like the you know, the
acorn shaped not acorn shaped like analmond shaped bike helmet, Like what are

(34:22):
you doing? He lived in NewYork City, Like where are you gonna
take this? Right bike? Likethat? And he probably went out and
knowing him, he probably went outand bought the best wig and he does
it for like two weeks and thenyou know it's just well, you know,
okay, it was fun. Nowit's crazy. He's even the guns.
So dude, this guy's got amassive arsenal. Yeah, once you

(34:44):
get into like buying guns, itbecomes addicted. Anyway, So Gordon Ramsay
got into this bike accident, sayshe's lucky to be alive thanks to his
helmet, though he said he wantedto think the trauma surgeons, doctors,
nurses who looked after him in hishospital say and said, honestly, you
got to wear a helmet. Idon't care how short the journey is.
And he posted a video showing howpurple and bruised his side is. Look

(35:06):
at look at his side. Helifted up his chef's jacket. Good god,
I mean really like his whole sidelooks like Barney and it's not even
like it's a painted like a splotch. Yeah, exact thing. Oh god.
Yeah. I had a college roommatewho was one of these bike enthusiasts
he raised. I mean he waslike legit, his bikes were crazy expensive

(35:27):
and this one weekend he went outof town and I got really drunk and
quote borrowed his bike and I wentdown this dirt hill and bent the rim
rim. Never been more afraid forsomebody who's not my parents to come back
from a week and away. Ibroke your bike. I got it fixed,

(35:49):
and I are interested in getting ebikes. I very want to do
that. I'm with you. There'sso many different kinds. And I would
pedal on flat surfaces, yeah,one hundred percent, until you got tired
pedaling on a flat Yeah. I'veseen them, but I've never tried lifting
one. Are they crazy heavy?They can't. Some are lighter than others.
Really. Yeah, But like Ilive where my house is at the

(36:13):
top of this like super it's likea two mile long, like really steep
incline. The hell if I'm evereven in the best shape going to bike
up that. So that's where youkick it into e bike. I see
kids doing it around the neighborhood allthe time. We got these big,
fat, look almost like beach tires. Yeah, yeah, it's cool.
I would have loved to have that, because we're pretending to have like motorized
bikes and stuff when we're a kid. These kids are hauling asso over the

(36:36):
place like rip leit. I hopethey have their helmets on. I mean
if they want to be pussies,you know, I hope they do.
They do, they do? Yeah, I definitely want one. Yeah.
Yeah. Southwest Airlines flight with onehundred and seventy five passengers on board experienced
a rare what they call Dutch rollat thirty two thousand feet in the air.

(36:57):
It was going from Phoenix to Oaklandwhen its tail began to wag left
and right, caused the plane's wingsto rock from side to side. Caused
major damage to the plane, butthe pilots were able to regain control and
land safely. You guys, wasit a Boeing? You bess? And
another Southwest flight in the news.This one came within four hundred feet of

(37:19):
slamming into the Pacific Ocean off thecoast of Hawaii. I saw that.
I read that until yeah, isthis real? Real? It happened after
an borded landing attempt due to badweather blocked the pilots from seeing the runway,
so the plane dropped from nearly sixteenthousand feet to an altitude of just
four hundred and nine feet. Ohmy god, do they know how fast?
Like it was? It a Idon't know, almost like a plunge,

(37:43):
I mean pretty much. I meanyeah. You get that feeling though
every time you fly into the SFLairport, Yeah, because you have to
go above the water to go in, so all you see is waterdown.
Okay, okay, we made it. There's been water water water, water,
water, water water. There's beena couple of planes though that have

(38:05):
ended up in the water there.Oh yeah, about two of them.
Yeah. Remember the first time pilotwe too low? Yeah, yes,
something wong ye when they got yeah, the news got pranked. Oh that
was it was. That was sf O and it hit that sea wall
whatever the hell it's called. Yeah, I think it's a sea wall.
Yeah, landed too early again.That's when you have when you're you're coming

(38:27):
in and you're looking out the windowand all you see is water. Yeah,
and if it's your first time flyinganything because the park, you're panicking
so scary. Yeah, we toolow something long something want yeah another one
we can't say. Yeah, solike uh yeah, whole holy fuk.

(38:47):
Yeah, Because it was like itwas like an Asian airline or something.
Like that. Yeah, so andso Yeah they called yeah because everyone's rushing
to get the story. And thensomebody prank called the news and read the
uh without rereading them. Yeah,yeah, I think I have you have
to have it. I know Ihave the clips someway. It's just a

(39:09):
matter of where, man, youknow like that. Yeah, it's like
a hoarder's house. Yeah, allthe stupid stuff that I've got. Eventually
that computer will have AI and needto just tell it played the game.
No, that'd be so good.That flight to Hawaii that did the plunge.
You never fly again after that?Right, No, like you say,
all swim home before I fly.Travis Barker's flying again. That is

(39:32):
true, and he had that accident. I love. I'll take a look
for this. We'll come back fromthe break. Got some more. What
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the transgender swimmer who was trying toswim for Team USA and the Olympics.

(40:16):
But that's not happening. I guessLeah had filed a legal challenge and lost.
Yeah, it sucks, dude,you know. Meanwhile, an actual
woman in New York is suing apair of gag gift companies after she mysteriously
was delivered some gummy penises and malegenitalia shaped confetti. Oh no, she

(40:45):
who imagines to sue over something likethat. The mom of two filed the
legal action against the parent companies ofDick at Your Door and Dick's by Mail
and As demanding two hundred thousand dollars, claiming that she suffered quote severe emotional
distress. Who wouldn't I get it? Somebody? Yeah, yeah, hello

(41:10):
would be like, oh my god, this is the funniest gift I never
know. Yeah, it's called notbeing uptight. Look into it. It
was a mystery sender. Oh yeah, stress, get some of these gag
male? Well they're they're small,You're not going to gag on them.
Yeah, but it's it's pretty funny. They have a lot of good ones.
Yeah. Yeah, there's infinite possibilities. If you have friends that are

(41:36):
like politically insane, like are oneof our bosses, Mike the show killer,
you can send them like whatever.Different parties say oh thanks for like
on the package says thanks for yourdonation. That there's something about gag.
Maybe it's the term gag gift,or it's something about like penis confetti or
penis straws, like the Bachelor redparty stuff that seems so eighties. We

(41:59):
talked about launch and then it's beinglike really eighties, right, doesn't kind
of feel somewhat eighties, like allthat over the it's like over the hill
stuff. Remember when people he's like, oh yeah, I would be like
fortieth birthday party, you give hima walker black balloons. It was black
jelly beans and like a pill bottlesaid over the hill pills. Yeah,
you know, it's so eighties.I think the penis stuff is fun when

(42:20):
you're first starting to discover it,So it's whatever, eighties be fun.
So whenever all your friends start doingthe bachelorette stuff, you're like Oh,
this is fun, and let's getpenis things and you're finding all this stuff
and then after a while it losesits luster sparkle. Yeah, you don't
get excited about penises anymore. Youknow, remember the good old days when
it was really his necklace was sofun. Yeah, fun and fun.

(42:44):
The straw straws are always fun.Oh yeah, hit us up with the
text over to two to nine eightseven, back in the mind. But
when you hear stuff like this that, I think free to find a heinous
eddy The Woody Show, and we'reinto another new hour insensitivity training for a

(43:09):
politically correct world. It is Mondaymorning. It's June seventeenth, twenty twenty
four. Moodie, that's Ramy.Yeah, there's gregels Hi what menacels what's
up? Bus on social media?At the Woody Show. There's a sea
mask Yeah, and Sammy is heremorning. We got a text here says
whoever edited Friday's podcast forgot to includethe reveal of Morgan's tattoo? What is

(43:32):
she getting? That's it? Thathad to be in there, can't be
right, classic fort that had tobe in there anyway. It was double
check button in case you missed it. The vote went to the guy mopping
the floors, and she's gonna getthat kind of in the pubic area there
down there. Yeah, I canna. It needs to be clean. Yeah,
have you got so dirty? Haveyou? Have you thought any more
about this, Morgan? Like Ihave, And I've been looking at my

(43:55):
body like, oh man, I'mgonna miss not having a tattoo down there.
I'm really not excited about that.Yeah, it's not a cute one
at all. I would have.We don't even know, but we don't
even know what it's gonna well,yeah, the runner up was Osama.
Yeahs like a heart and we don'tknow what it's going to look like yet.
One of the ideas that I hadwas we could put it into like

(44:16):
an AI art generator and see andsee what comes up that right now?
Yeah, see what the see whatcomes up there? Also, somebody said,
why do you guys constantly say thecall into the show? We don't
ever air in the phone calls ifthere are any well a lot of them
are terrible. Yeah, not good, yeah, or like you know,
not even necessarily really on topic.But yeah, you are free to call

(44:37):
in whenever you like. Eight sevenseven and a lot of a lot more
people text anyway. You know,there's been, there's definitely been. In
my time in radio, there hasbeen a huge shift. It used to
be like, you know, everybodywould call in and then yeah, I
know, first it was facts.People were like doing the all facts lunch,

(44:59):
facts in your stuff to the radiostation. Cool. Yeah, you
could fax us and then yeah,then it became email and then eventually text
and then also social. So it'sa bunch of different ways to do it.
Things change, man, it's technologyprogress. I thought facts was like
the coolest technology ever. Yeah,I did hate stuff that it was on,
like that spool paper that sucks.Yeah. When when they started having

(45:23):
the ones that would print out likean eight and a half by eleven piece
of paper, that was fine,but it's the yeah, the all request
launch of people just send over likeI can't even read this, what the
hell is this? We did usedto get people that would send over,
like they press their cans against thecopy machine. Yeah, and fax that
to us. Drinking with fax machineswas so much fun. Yeah, that's

(45:45):
like when you would air that wasthe air drop before air dropping, Yeah,
it was. And if it wassomething official, you'd always say hard
copy to follow. Right, you'regonna send them something? Uh email email
to what he Showed dot com.This is from Nancy, who says,
my dearest WOODI Show. I've beena listener for years and I have a

(46:07):
random ask what I'll be able tobuy a cameo from you all. I
am pregnant and would love to geta cameo uh of all of you or
just my little buddy Menace giving ashout out and announcing the gender for my
baby shower. I'm not going todo some lame ass gender reveal party,
just a regular baby shower. Also, you are welcome to come in October,

(46:29):
but I know it's MENACE's birthday monthsy'all might be busy. I'm a
huge fan and this would mean somuch to me Me love. That is
from Nancy. Thank you, Nancy. We don't we don't offer up stuff
on on cameo, but we wouldbe happy to do a You gotta send
us some information though, so hereat Menace. Once you reach out to
her and get the details, here'sthe email, and then give the details.

(46:52):
Then we'll we'll have Sea Bass leadit because he loves gender reveals.
Say she's not doing the gender reveals, doing the baby shower, right,
but we are going to we aregoing to be announcing the gender in the
video what she's going to use ather But yeah, there's not gonna be
like some big explosion or just arad video. Everybody else had the party

(47:14):
be like yeah, right, question, that's a good thing for everybody.
Like if you have any request ofus, aid all that you want us
to do a special video of you, just email us. We'll do it
for you, guarantee. Well,this one, this one I'm promising and
others I did not promise any others. I did promise this one. I
mean there is one other quest Iknow about that she just knocked both them

(47:35):
out at the same time. What'sthe other one for? Oh? For
for what though? I forget?Yeah, like graduations, not getting caught
bang in the studio like a teacherthat's getting married. They want to play
it at the wedding or something likethat. Yeah, again, you're familiar
with Pandora's box. Oh yeah,it's great. Just because you do one

(47:58):
doesn't mean you have to do themall. We'll be shure. Yeah,
the wedding one, the wedding oneat all. What one was before this
one. Yeah, so I didn'tI didn't know about that one. Didn't
hear about that one. We'll blockout an hour. I dated videos them
out. Can tell you what andyou buy that. We'll do those two.
That's it. You can you know, no more, No more requests
for a really great story. No, no, no cancer. No,

(48:22):
I don't care about your cancer.But I'm just throwing that out there just
to, you know, just todissuade. What's it? What's that the
dissuade you're saying it? Gender reveal? We got you girl. Yeah,
I have seen emails from her inthe past, so I know that she's
been listening for a very long time. It's everybody, So we're gonna take

(48:45):
a quick break. We'll come back. We got Cameo on the cheap.
But you want to talk about aguarantee you get people that launch your money.
It is a guarantee that we gotsome custom greetings from some pretty impressive
celebrities. Well, it's a guaranteethat we have them, but it's not
a guarantee that our requests are fulfilled. For instance, did you know that
I sent a request into the oneand only Warwick Davis and he denied us.

(49:08):
Yeah, yeah, that midget.Well hold on, amiget or is
he a dwarf? There's a difference. Believe they don't like that m work.
Yeah that's what. Is he amidget or is he a dwarf?
Well, no, one's the Mword. I guess that's why he denied
us. Is that because there areI mean, I can look it up
right now. What's the difference.The difference is, well, the M

(49:29):
word is based off a midge fly, which is a small fly, which
is so when you use the Mword, you're saying, oh you're so
small, you're like a fly.See now people don't know the fly.
And John mulaney has a very funnybit from years ago about how he was
writing a sketch that used the Mword in it and someone said, well,
the M word is just as badas the N word. Oh so

(49:51):
midgets are are perfectly proportioned humans,while dwarfs have a large head and miss
uh mishappened, limbs and torsos mishappened. That's what it said, machakeing.
Wait, lady's joke was was theguy I used the word? When he
said? They said, well,no, it's not because you're using one
word and you're using the other,but not the But it's one of those

(50:12):
insults like handicapped is technically an insult, but it's not used that way.
When people people say midget, theydon't they don't mean to be cruel.
Yeah, where it says midget righthere is from the dwarf Ism Wikipedia page.
Did you know the handicap was usedto meant a man they were you
know, someone's disabled. They wouldhave their cap in their hand, meaning
they were worth they are charity.Is it weird when you said Warwick?

(50:35):
I thought, Diane Warwick, dianDiane, don't worry medicine, don't worry
medice I understand the mishappens. Yes, idiot, God this is and moving
right along here on this Monday morning. It is the Woody Show and time

(50:58):
for a round of cameo on thecheap o. Cameo, of course,
is the service. There's a bunchof I mean pretty much everybody's on there.
If you're any type of celebrity whatsoever, from Internet viral sensation all the
way up to legit celebrity. They'llcharge whatever it is that they charge.
So it's different price points which playsinto our little game here. And so
Sea Bass has broken these out intodifferent categories, and of the two suggestions

(51:22):
that we have, one of themis the cheaper get. Obviously, if
we could figure out which one thatis, that's the game. But here's
the little bonus. Sea Bass hassecured us a personalized pretty from that celebrity.
Oh, I know all the Iknow, it's exciting, all right,
cameo on the cheap Bot. Whatis the first category? Category?

(51:44):
Babes of the nineteen seventies, Yes, seventies chicks, I should say.
And I was surprised this person ison Cameo? Would you believe Morgan Fairchild?
More and more fail, I knowthat who is that? Who is
that? I heard the name.I know the name, but I forget

(52:06):
which was a She's in a thousandlike TV movies, General Hospital. I
think she was on Dallas or something. She might have been. Now,
Greg, you know her, ofcourse, because she played Chandler Bigs Mom
and friend. Okay, I recognizeher. In the nineties, she was
on a bunch of TV commercials becauseeven then she was like, oh wow,

(52:27):
she was I guess at that pointin her fifties, still hot.
Saying she was she was like theoriginal hot old lady. She was on
a thousand TV shows and Greg,like you said, best known as Chandler's
mom on Friends. The fun factis that another hotty of the seventies,
Kathleen Turner, was Chandler's dad,right, because back in the nineties it

(52:52):
ms to be funny if a forcross dressers and transvest gender people to be
exist played by Kathleen. So hereis I guess this is some point where
they so Morgan Fairchild, Chandler's momis not is not happy that Chandler's dad
is now a lady. Okay,this must be at the wedding reheard right,
And they get into it and here'sa line from Friends. Yeah,

(53:15):
okayld to be wearing a dress likethat? Did you have a little too
much penis? To be wearing adress like that? That used to be
network television. Women couldn't have penisesback in the day. Remember before women
had penises. Yeah, this wasthe late nineties, that'd be early two

(53:35):
thousands even. All Right, it'sa Morgan Fairchild cameo. Another hottie of
the seventies also on cameo, GeorgeHamilton George Still So he is best known
in the nineties and two thousands forhaving a nice ta crazy Tam. But
he was he worked in the sixtiesand seventies. He was a very handsome

(54:00):
man. And did you know hehad a singing career too, did George
Hamilton? I didn't either. Imean he is megatant. Did he ever
have like melanoma or anything? Iguess not. He's a lot today.
Yeah, he was in a billionmovies in the sixties and seventies. I
guess it. Was a classically handsomedude. He tried his hand at singing.

(54:21):
And I found a clip from theEd Sullivan show. Jeez, this
is George Hamilton singing. If youcould read my mind, Oh okay,
I would attracted George Hamilton, James, if I could read your mind.
Here is George Hamilton. If youcould read my mind, love what Tams

(54:42):
could deal? Just like old timeghost from the Wish and Where nineteen seventy
one, another two ghost because meokay, So it's either going to be
a Morgan Fairchild or George Hamilton.Who is the cheaper cameo. I'm gonna

(55:05):
say George Hamilton. George, there'sgonna be a higher demand for I mean,
I think women are always going tobe the higher demand because there's gonna
be dude. So like you know, for like a big like a big
birthday or whatever the old folks right, check it out? Got you?
Yeah, not only that, wouldhe but when in searching through Cameo,
there are just way more men onthere in general. I think it's just

(55:27):
those men like doing stuff more unfortunatelythis stuff. They're more aggressive. Men
just like to do stuff. Andalso, once you know, not Woody
Greg, if you're on an attractivelady, especially a Hollywood actress, there's
a way to be set for life. Just say the words I do.
There you go exactly so you're cheaper, You're cheaper Cameo. I would say,

(55:49):
Morgan fair No, No, I'msorry, George Hamilton, George Hamilton.
I'll mix it up. I'm sayingMorgan fair friends. Connection, you
want that. I hope he's openfor that, right, George Hamilton will
cost you one hundred and forty sevendollars, okay, random, Morgan Fairchild
only one hundred he Wow, Let'ssee what she has to say. Hi,

(56:14):
this is Morgan Fairchild to all myfriends at the Woody Show. Uh,
and this is for me and yourfriend Sea Bass, who tells me
you guys are actually fans, Sothank you very much for that, he
says, Woody love my Murphy Brown. And that was a great show.
What a wonderful show, and whata wonderful part. I'm so very fun

(56:36):
for me and Rav who's who likedMen two and a half Men, Yeah,
miners, I've ever been given whathas multiple orgasms and homes? And
then Greg who liked my Morgan Mindy's, Oh my god too. You've had

(56:57):
a chance to work with Robin Williams, who was just obviously a creative genius
and to be part of America discoveringthat about him. It was always a
thrill. Every time I did theshow, it was always a thrill and
a lot of improvisation. Thanks toGod, I grew up in the theater
and I had improvise with him andMenace, who says I'm an icon to

(57:19):
him and all other gay men.Well, you know, when I was
out on tour with the Graduate afew years back, every city I hit,
at the opening night party, theywould have someone would come up and
in drag and say, I doyou in my act, and you know
no higher compliment than to be donein every drag act in America. Anyway.

(57:44):
Oh, and you have an interimnamed Morgan. Well, I hope
you were named after me. Idon't know if you were. It's early
a guy's name, and it's notmy real name. I picked it and
became Morgan Fairchild. So every littlegirl in America that is named Morgan,
I like to claim some small bitof responsibility for that. Love to you

(58:04):
all, thank you, keep upyour good work, and I hope you
have a wonderful, wonderful rest ofthe year here and a great, great
summer. All my friends at theWoody Show. Birth name Patsy Ann mclenny.
Oh, I don't. I agreed. Morgan Fairchild way way hot.

(58:28):
It's like it's a soap opera name. Yes, the seventies. That was
really good, and you know what, she put some thought into it.
She shared some good insight. Humbleright, I mean, but like you
know, a lot of these guyswill give you, like what twenty five
thirty seconds and I was kind oflike fumbling their way through it. That
was a thoughtful two minutes. Thatwas nice. That was very nice.
We're doing cameo on the Cheap Bell. We do have another round that we
will do. Let's take the breakfirst, but let's just like, you

(58:52):
know, reflect that she breathed thesame era of the on the set of
Friends, All the Friends. That'samazing. Yeah, Greg's like, fandom
of Friends is borderline scary, Likejust the worship You would make fun of
other people for having a worship level, but that you share with friends.

(59:15):
This is deserved though, right right? This is friends? Though, what
are you kidding? Speaking to peoplewho milk their audience? And that's the
thing about cameo, and I thinkit's like, I don't know, it
just seems like milking your audience.But Taylor Swift, guys, how much
does she love her fans? Howmuch? So much that she released thirty
four different versions of her new albumon vinyl, digital CD, and even

(59:37):
cassette. What like, dude,that is totally taking advantage of and milking
the crazies because she knows that thesepsychopaths will go out and buy all thirty
four, Like one person is goingto buy all thirty four? You know
they will. They will because they'relike Greg level friends crazy about Taylor Swift
you're telling me, no, ithas to be one album. That's you

(59:58):
can buy thirty four different ways.There are thirty four different versions. Some
of the artworks different. One hasa bonus track that the other one doesn't.
There is thirty four, so youhave to you can't just get the
track. You can't just get thewhatever. You have to buy all thirty
four. Talk about someone who's justraping their fans, but for real,
that's what That's what it is.I see what you're saying. I was

(01:00:21):
checking into it. We love Marriottnot a sponsor, but could be.
They are the official hotel partner fortour By. I saw that it was
printed. Yeah, I mean,I'm a bond Boy member, but maybe
not. After that, I willdo another round of Cameo the cheap o
next on The Woody Show. Hangon, how dumb are you on the
Woody Show. I'll bet you rightback. Oh yeah, that's the spot

(01:00:44):
right there the Woody Show. Imean, I feel like I constantly no,
I think we're past the point ofno return, but I gotta feel
Greg Gory's got to be happy withthe weather now. I mean, there
was so much complaining there for thelongest time, but I know every time

(01:01:05):
it's nice and it's like even warm, I think Greg Gory, like you're
the first person I think of.Now Yeah, but now I was smoking
the air we do yea a weirdglow to the sky, Yeah, really
weird glow. Yeah. But Iget to get the campfire smell with that
actually camping, so that's cool.Yeah, that's great. Yeah. No,
but it was a beautiful weekend.Yeah, you get any pool time

(01:01:25):
in Greg, and I got acouple of swims in, Yes, in
the nude to get a full bodytap I have, but during yeah,
I mean for the most part,I do. Yeah. Wow. You
know that Greg and Mario loved tonude out in their in their yard,
hence that whole story about where theneighbor almost caused you call the neighbor first,

(01:01:45):
say no, but I'll keep aneye out and just be like,
is anybody around you? Guys gottahave like a big sign that like when
the light's on, don't like thevacancy no vacancy right nude or like Disneyland,
And they have that the light inWalt's apartment above the firehouse. Yeah,
there's different times that's on in differenttimes that it's off. Oh yeah.

(01:02:08):
My mindset is if you look andI'm nuting out, it's my house.
Why are you looking at If peoplechoose like, oh, they you
know, they have some kind ofbusiness at the house, like you know,
maybe it's somebody coming to do someyou know, I know, because
the delivery. They're not necessarily signingup to see your penis. There have
been times where I'm in the pooland I am wearing my bathing suit and

(01:02:29):
all that, and then I think, oh, maybe I should just nute
out, and then at the lastsecond I realized, oh my god,
there's people working in the trees cuttingdown. Thank god. Greg. I
do have a question for you whenyou knute out? Are do you always
put sunscreen on? I never putsomething. Have you ever got like sunburn?

(01:02:50):
No? No, I don't lieout on your cheeks sunscreen? And
I've had gotten ever so slightly betterat it because of Ravy. But for
the most part, I don't lookat the back of Greg's neck. It's
all like reddish. Yeah, Idid get some color. To me,
it looks like he's healthy. Itlooks like he has cancer to me.

(01:03:10):
With that, when you get sunyou feel healthier, right, and when
I and I know Raby would hatethis too. When I smell like chlorine,
I feel healthier. Oh god,I creaked of chlorine yesterday. I
couldn't wait to shower it off becauseI thought about that too. How like
people aren't showering their kids after thepool. Aren't your kids covered in sunscreen?
Like sunscreen all over me and stickyand gross? You don't want to

(01:03:34):
bathe that off? Yeah? Noswimming sunscreen? Yeah, I agree.
Look, it doesn't mean that youdon't bathe them for days. It just
means like, oh, I'm justso uncomfort Were they going to get a
bath tonight? Okay, Well theywere just in the pool. It's all
over the sheets. Well that's theirsheets. I'm not sleeping in there.
Yeah, I'm still People don't showertheir kids after a pooly, after a

(01:03:57):
pooling, tubby after the after thepooling. It's weird. It's weirdy Yeah,
I mean, you know it's Idon't. I don't think it's that
huge adeal Like, if they're gonnamiss one night, I'd rather than miss
that one night after they've been inthe pool as opposed to they were out.
But I also outside Gregg's backyard poolis different than the country club.

(01:04:18):
Of course I was swimming in.Yeah, yours, I'm sure has more
chlorine smell. What the country clubhers? Again? Pool, she's mooching
off of somebody else's membership. Itjust happened to have worked for eight years.
Wow. There wasn't even anybody atthe gate yesterday. Yeah, pull

(01:04:39):
right up. They don't have anybodythe gain. How and you taking a
pee break? Like dude, youjoined twenty four hour Fitness or like La
Fitness and you walk in the door. You can't get three feet within the
door without having like uh you know, right, yeah, use your membership
somebody at the gate that I wavedto. Yeah, but then once you
walk in nothing nothing. Wow,weird thing I think when hella, I'm

(01:05:00):
gonna go over there. Yeah,yeah, there you go. I'll say
I'm a guest of Renee Rabi.Yeah we love her. Oh you know
that that member carpet? Yeah,show is show and back at it with
cameo on the cheapo. Another anothercategory here, please see best How about

(01:05:23):
nineties sitcoms? Someone I got someonehere from friends for you? No?
Did you know? And would youbelieve that Maggie Wheeler is on cameo.
Janis from and Janis is who Tailor'slet's call her ex girlfriend right, says

(01:05:45):
oh my okay, annoying laugh.As evidenced here Chandler used to be my
little love. Yeah, yeah,she is on cameo. You can talk
to her her also, she wasa Chanel West Coast of her time,
ravy. Would you believe in anothernineties sitcom stars on cameo? Yes,

(01:06:06):
David Fostino from me it's nice marriedBud Bundy your hero. Yeah, he's
got a lot of time came andMenace. Would you believe? Or did
you know that David Fostino actually releasedhis own rap song in the nineties?
Oh yeah, well aware of it. Yes. Now. He had a
fake character on Uh Mary with Childrenwhere he was a rapper, but that

(01:06:30):
was fake. He actually did areal rap song under the stage name Lil
d Lil because it's only five ftthree in real life and on the show
here's I told you, Okay,David, I'm sorry d Lil all right,
I told you. He comb swaitdown the business. Take you know
what, just be done, comecome with it's nothing done. That one

(01:06:53):
that comes to trouble with my mindgot because you know I'm not the one
you think it's. You know,it's like a trick called quest kind of
reminds your your n TV rats.Yeah, it's funny. He released the
music video for this, and hishand would like to say fifteen hard looking

(01:07:13):
dudes behind it. I guarantee hedoes not know personally, there's like me
muggan ow best Merri the children inthe amated series. There's a trailer for
the new animated series that has beenscrubbed off the internet. I don't know
why. Interesting, but they movedto Florida in this series. So one
of these nineties sitcumb stars is cheaperon cameo Janie from friend friends David Bustin,

(01:07:40):
Janstino, Bud Bustin, Bud Bundy, do you think, Yeah,
yeah, I hope it's Bud.But I'm trying to think of like supplying
man kind of manifest Bud Bundy.I would think Bud Buddy's cheaper one hundred
thirty bucks, one hundred thirty bucksfor Janice, Okay, fifty bucks for

(01:08:01):
now. I had to kind ofdig deep into his Wikipedia to get some
different things to talk about besides bloodBundy. Right, but you know what,
you guys are such fans. Iknew you loved him so much,
so he can there's lots to talkabout. Okay, here we go.
Hey, this messages for the WoodyShow. What's up, Woody Show?
I got a message from a man'ssea bass Hope. It's a man.
He reached out. They reached outand said what up, and they wanted
me to send some love. Hewanted to send some love to his favorite

(01:08:25):
radio show, The Woody Show.He tells me that you guys are big
fans of the show. Uh,so I wanted to. I wanted to
reach out and say hello to Woodywho loved me in Entourage. Shout out
Ravy thinks I'm the sexiest. Methe sexiest, I'll take it, damn
it. And Greg, Oh,you enjoyed me in Bones Awesome Man and
Menace? Who can't wait for thenew cartoon? Yeah, we got some

(01:08:45):
really exciting stuff coming your way.Actually not just the cartoon, but some
some other stuff I'm working on thatI'm really excited about. I got a
documentary that's coming out that I madeabout hip hop and a bunch of other
stuff. So shout out to youguys. If your father's and of you,
happy Father's Day. And if you'renot, forget I just said that,
and don't ever have kids. I'mkidding. Lots of love to you
guys, and a giant whoa Bondyshout out the Woodie Show? Are there

(01:09:10):
we go, David Faustina, everybodywill we said up the rap that Bud
does here is better than most ofthe mumble and auto tune rappers up today.
I'll give it that. I agree. Well, thank you very much.
Sea Bass cameo on the Cheap Bone. I got some more Woodie Show

(01:09:33):
for you next. Hang on.People who use the dating apps, rasked,
what is the weirdest message you've gottento start a conversation? I can
only imagine some of the ones thatmaybe Sea Bass has sent. I try
to be funny and charming. Yeah, in the past, that's weird.
Then shoot me called me weird?Yeah? Uh there's one here is this
woman? Just send over? Iguess you'll do which probably word that's a

(01:09:57):
that's a hardcore neg but it's notout of the a realm of possibility.
But it's a woman to send thatto a dude, So well, look
anything less of an neg because theguy is not going to carry and as
a woman, you could say literallyanything to a guy. Yeah away,
yeah, Are you on the datingapps at all? No, you're not
Morgan. Are you on the datingapps? I am, yeah you are.
Do you get like weird stuff thatpeople send you? I actually just

(01:10:20):
pulled up my messages when I havehere is you tall? And that's the
first message? So this one says. One guy asked me for a pair
of dirty panties dogs kicked off.Another one offered dinner at his place and
gave me the address on a datingapp, Like, you don't even know

(01:10:41):
this person. And then another guyasked me if I would go to with
him the burning man. See that'sa red flag. It is for me,
but like when I see a burningman, I swipe left. But
for certain people, Yeah, allabout it? Uh? This chick guy
once said I want my wife tohave your eyes. I don't think it
was meant like that, but myfirst thought was the you wanted to cut
my eyeballs out. Another one saidyou might not be the prettiest girl on

(01:11:04):
here, but beauty is only alight switch away. Oh that's a nice
that's a good this one. Excuseme, good sir, would you kindly
like to hook up? She wasclearly wasted. Five minutes later, she
unmatched ah wered got her phone.Yeah nice. What is today's word of

(01:11:27):
the day? Idio syncrecies In asense, his idio syncrecies are are multitudes
multious multin the Woody Show, andwe are into another new hour of insensitivity

(01:11:49):
training for a politically correct world.Monday morning, June seventeenth, twenty twenty
four. Whatddy, that's Ravy.There's Greg Gordon. Oh, good morning,
Minuce, Good morning to you.Good morning Wood. We got sea
bats, we got Sam morning.Phones are open eight Wood, and it's
up with that text two two nineeighty seven. This hour, we've got

(01:12:13):
a problem to solve. Seabath isactually coming to us with an issue.
I need your help, guys.Okay, he does. I know what
it is already. It's a sincewhen do you need anybody? See?
Well? Your revolution shocking it is. You'll you'll understand. It's something that
we were talking about doing. We'retalking about a lot of times. Actually,
yeah, it's it's uh. Andhe had to go order something and

(01:12:36):
it arrived and there was an issue. Oh, Yeah, to follow through
on something that we talked about doingthere on the show. So we got
that. We got some redneck newscoming up as well. A couple of
things. There was just a storyabout a lady who gave birth at the
Golden Crow, Remember in the bathroom. It turned out and she wasn't fat.

(01:12:57):
Yeah, and she claimed that shedidn't even know she was preggers's.
And now there's another one. Idon't know how I missed this story,
like toward the end of last week, but there was a woman in Virginia
who gave birth in the bathroom ofa Taco Bell crib. Lucky Baby.
Yeah. Her name is Brianni Jackson. She stopped by for a quick lunch.
Right after she placed her order,got the stomach cramps, ran to
the bathroom, sat down, andrealized there was no standing back up.

(01:13:21):
She was bleeding, and then PLoPbaby Jesus. She says, quote a
complete shock because she had no ideashe was pregnant, thirty four and a
half weeks pregnant. Not buying it, She and the baby a girl,
taken to the hospital get checked out. Both are fine. Uh Yeah,
go to Taco Bell for lunch,leave with a baby like these stories.

(01:13:42):
Dot. I thought these stories gotto piss people off who are trying to
tell to have a baby. They'respend all this money on fertility treatments and
man, they like all they wantis to have one child, Like they're
just dying to have a baby.All these women in denying. Meanwhile,
these bitches are pooping babies into thetoilet. That's kind of like that's would
be so frustrating. Right, Youget suspicious when you don't have your peer,

(01:14:03):
Like, good question, lady,of course you get suspicious. Yeah,
but maybe they're here's a fun word, maybe they've been spotting, like
the yeah people one they're pregnant spottingspots. But I'd assume every woman knows
the difference between spotting and a period. I would think if you're paying attention

(01:14:26):
as she's a marathon run. Alright, question for the ladies on the show,
how long before you start getting concerned? Like, you know, I
know that sometimes like it's like clockwork, and then other times it's like,
wow, what the hell's going on? Am I pregnant hasn't showed up?
Yeah, let's just say your peeris not here yet, Like, how
how long do you wait before youstart getting concerned, like a week,
a week, a week were supposedto start. Yeah. Yeah, if

(01:14:50):
you're a week late, you're concerned. If you're two weeks late, you
should definitely be testing. Oh damn, you're being on a stick that fast.
Ye okay, that's why. That'swhy it's a cycle. Vagina's right,
Greg, and so very regular.I'm looking up the talk about website.
No baby clothes under the merch side. Wait, no talk about ones

(01:15:14):
up there? Yeah? We youknow, we talked about how I'd say
ordering deserted restaurant is a feminine thingto do. I think sitting down for
lunch at a Taco Bell is nota feminine thing to do. Like,
women shouldn't be allowed to do that. It should be a guy thing.
Really yeah, like that's not whattalk. Women don't need to be going
to Taco Bell to sit there forlunch, for lunch, it's not It's
like it's something menace does. It'snot something I'm trying to adult. One

(01:15:44):
time born I did for like aweek straight. Nice, but yeah,
I'm trying to think if I eversee like groups of women doing I mean,
I get teenagers after school, fine, but a grown woman city.
I would never think twice about that. I would, I would. I
wouldn't want to date her. I'mtrying to recollect because I don't want I
want to dater. That's not that'snot a lady like thing to do.
That's not a lady. You bringhome the mom, you know. But

(01:16:05):
if you're going somewhere and you don'twant to eat in the car while you're
driving, why not just eat inside? It's weird. I mean, I
I understand the practicality of it.But if you're a lady, you go
to yeah, uh it's the place, or something, got a panera,
you order something girly like a salad. You need it there to here in

(01:16:27):
the mood for just a couple ofquick tacos, you got to Starbucks.
You can have tacos, but doit somewhere nicer. For a guy who
always Taco Bell for guys, TacoBell, which I get. I love
Taco Bell and Greg. For aguy who always preaches simplicity and time savings
and everything else, he makes somany things way more complicated than they need
to be. Well, if it'stime saving, go to the drive through

(01:16:49):
for sure. Road roadsnack like theordering dessert is as a feminine thing.
I could kind of sit down restaurantreally pondering, it's just not lady lady
minutes, lady lunch. Yea anadult woman by themselves are with another adult

(01:17:09):
woman. I'm trying to think ifI've seen that before. Who, yeah,
let's go to Uh, let's goto Jeff. Hey, Jeff,
how do you feel about if yousaw a woman sitting in the taco bell
having her lunch? Would you thinkless of her? No? Because I
I know a lady that get it, good friend Michelle, she's working at
the White Gate, was heading out. Uh, we don't think why why

(01:17:33):
the talk a bell? And letme guess she had a baby there in
the toilet? Well, labor headingup the cycling class. She wouldn't the
labor had no idea she was pregnant. And then uh, yeah you did
the thing and she went to thehospital and yeah, wow, had no

(01:17:55):
idea she was pregnant. Well maybebecause no idea working out? Uth like,
I believe that more for women whoare athletic, because they don't have
regular cycles, their cycles can bemessage. Wouldn't you have them? I
would think so? I would thinkso. Yeah, especially because you're so
skinny, right, this is somethinggrowing, right, it's not fat,

(01:18:15):
all right, Jeff, Good luckwith that phone buddy. All right,
there's Jeff. That's the other problemwe have every once in a while,
Like phones are just terrible everyone.So they can do once in a while.
What I'm saying is they can doeverything. But with ninety percent of
the phone calls, they can doeverything but make and hold a call.
Yeah, I know pretty much everythingelse do Neo Natles. You can create

(01:18:38):
a whole AI music album right thereon your phone. You can make probably
an Oscar worthy looking movie on yourphone, not a goddamn call, translate
any language, right, yeah,instantaneously, We've got a brand new redneck
news here for you. So whatdo you show if you own more camel
shirts, live powered ones, Wehear about your ass rights for sure.

(01:19:04):
And today's redneck news is from Floridawhere he got this fifty two year old
fellow. His name is Sean Bigwood. First of all, big Wood would
he was having a property dispute withthis old man. This happened to be
his dad, Oh, seventy sixyear old Dennis big Wood. Boy.
Now Sean lives in South Carolina.His dad is the one who lives in

(01:19:26):
Florida. I'm not sure where theproperty that they're beefing about is located.
But Sean drove from South Carolina tohis dad's place in Florida, and when
he got there, he just startedshooting at the place. He fired dozens
of shots, and he did hithis father and his father's friend, who,
according to the report, was onlythere to help his dad quote set

(01:19:46):
up a pig trap. I lovethose videos. I love those videos online
where they get wild hogs and likegiant cages. As a door open and
then they remote control close it.The pigs free out there be great.
Well, yeah, the dad callednine one one and during the call he
said, quote, I can't believemy ahole son shot me up. Sewan

(01:20:10):
was arrested charged with a tempted premeditatedmurder with a firearm, along with burglary,
battery and arm burglary. So there'sfrom Florida, fifty two year old
Sean big big Wood his vision Rodbig Wood, who interrupted his dad and
his buddy setting up pig traps byshooting up his daddy's house over a property
dispute. All right, and thatis today. He's raid we got some

(01:20:38):
more wine show coming up. AndI tell you this is a first Sea
Masses coming to us for for hellwe need you guys see already know what
it is. I hope we do. Hold Phil, you will find out
what that is coming up next hereand the what show hangout show. We'll
be back in a sec listening tothe non threatening music this semester showman fun

(01:20:59):
with it, no what you show? So what could Sea Bass possibly need
our help with? Certainly not dietexercise tips, Certainly no need when it
comes to how to get the ladies. You know, how to be charming

(01:21:23):
and how to be humble, right, yes, yeah, lessening humility with
Sea Bass every time. But SeaBass, there was a thing that we
were talking about here on the air, and so Sea Bass went and ordered
something for it, and there wasarrived and now and now there's a problem,
complications. So we have talked numeroustimes about how there is a minority
of of maniacs and this planet whostand up to wipe their butt with toilet

(01:21:46):
paper, and what he is oneof them? He is trying to convince
us time and time again he's no, no, my way works, just
as well. We're standing up withthe tea cheeks clenched. Is way better
than sitting down with them hoping somehow. Okay, so we've we've tried to
argue this intellectually. So I said, okay, let's do it. Let's
do an actual test. There's anumber of ways to get to the same
result. Right. So, butI as a person who was, you

(01:22:08):
know, scientifically minded, right,so I should know that. I said,
okay, let's let's be fair,let's get this. So I looked
around for an anatomical pair of buttocks, okay, so that we could,
you know, apply some pudding orntella or whatever wipe it off. And
I thought I found such a thingwhen I found this on Amazon, because
it looked like it had great buttcheeks and even says tight but elastic,

(01:22:30):
ainus, it looks like it has. It is thirty five here's the This
is a great Amazon description. Thirtyfive pounds male sex doll with big wiener
for women, huge Torso sex dollwith realistic hole for men. Adult sex
toys, you know how they goon. And so I ordered it,
and boy, it's heavy. Halfcame from the great country Menace of China.
Yeah, how's your pie? Andokay, wow, now watch when

(01:22:54):
this thing comes out of the box. Here there oh little very heavy,
some editing this thing? Is thisthing's packing? Wow? Yeah, it's
aroused, and I'd say it's agood eight plus inches. Yeah, definitely

(01:23:15):
that's too much, too much,too much. So I get this as
tall as you are? Why isthe winner bigger than the bottom torsos?
Yeah? Like if this torso werea real man, it would be four
foot eight yea true? Oh mygod, that thing is all wier.
Wait. Why is the rosin bagcomforts well, the ross bag and the

(01:23:36):
the twig we're all individually because theydo a good job at packing. That's
why. Man. Wow, SoI get this. Boy is it heavy?
But the problem is it's also reallyuh silicony. So it's very very
very if I were a woman oran adult female, notice it, Sammy
hasn't stopped smiling. I mean thislook that is her short king dream.

(01:24:00):
It is as tall as she is, and he's also very flexible. Oh
yeah, that was what I got. That's what we're saying because that was
the idea. Is I I needed? I needed a pair of buttocks that
would both have the standing and thesitting version. So I get this guy
out. How it's flexible and unfortunatelyyou can see it does have a realistic

(01:24:23):
a news for gentlemen to to toplay with. But you can tell straight
out and these are like those arecow sized mats. You could tell the
butt cheeks really don't have an openingA class standing. Wow, that's that
standing And it's basically the same asdoes it have a It has a metal

(01:24:43):
skeleton, so you can yeah,it's posable. Oh okay, so you
can tell I really don't have thedifference. I would need to do a
proper standing versus sitting basically a gummyexactly. Yeah, it's work for science.
Now here's the thing. I paida little around the room. How
much did he thirty five pound melwith a giant rod also verty finy,
he's got veins everywhere. Back ofhis he's ribbed, I think ribbed.

(01:25:09):
Yeah, I didn't realize that thewing was also gumby style. Oh I
didn't know. WoT much did thisthirty five pound wow sex doll torso thing
cost me? Guys? I'm sayingso faint one sixty five two hundred little
material two hundred seventy nine. Ithink it's a little bit more because regular

(01:25:32):
sex toys can be kind of excavative. I think maybe no mechanism to this
one. There's no like us posable. But this is directly problem China.
So yeah, was this team getthis is Amazon? I should have gone
to it, I know, I'llsay three fifty three fifty to twenty nine.
Yeah, wow, I thought,Okay, let's find it's for the
show. But again, we can'treally use it for the white wiping demonstration

(01:25:55):
here And here's the rub guys,because it is a sex toy not returnable.
Oh yeah, so you're if youever gone to action in person sex
shop, they say, okay,get a vibrator. They say, okay,
you gotta hear some batteries. Testit out because once you leave the
door, that's it. That's becausewe don't want this thing coming back with
Yeah. I mean, look,I'm glad they had that policy. Well,
Sammy, you can bring it home. So two things Number one,

(01:26:17):
Okay, who wants it? Hellno, I say we throw a pair
of shorts on it. What dowe do with it? Drop it off
at the popsticks, give it awayat the next Woody Show event. These
are all on the table or like, yeah, we can make like some
kind of game out of it,like for an event like, man,
it's the most hilarious game of ringtoss ever. Yeah, and I get

(01:26:39):
this. This dude has a porns. Do we have a ring? I
want to try it first that wehave a ring, donuts laying around,
Let you try your mouth getting Andnumber two, see how much you could
take menace. So number one,free sex toy, whoever wants it.
We'll talk about that. Number two. We still need a a anatomical butt
cheek mail model to test out ifstanding or sitting is a better wiping option.

(01:27:03):
I'm willing to take volunteers from theaudience. White people. Come in
here, wife, Oh wait,where we're gonna go. We're gonna put
like the tel on people, Yeah, are putting whatever. But like you
know how they have art like volunteersfor art classes, nude art classes.
To be a volunteer to be wipedby the Wooden Show. And again you

(01:27:23):
have to poop your pants. We'lluse artificial poops. You know, we'll
use gloves. I mean, isthis something we'd be allowed to do.
I might have told the story whereI interviewed I interviewed to be a medical
uh specimen for for proctated proctor prostateexams. Yeah, but back before I

(01:27:45):
joined the Woody Show because I wasvery poor, and the guy met me
in a Starbucks and said, Hey, we're going to go to these medical
colleges and they're like practice doing prostateexams on me. And he said,
hey, but first I have toshow you how to Yeah, I got
audition you first. I did notcall him back, so that's yeah.
Or or if someone has, ifwe could from the audience, if you

(01:28:08):
have an atomical bottle, again,the butt cheeks need to be able to
sit and spread and stand, sothe blood has to be opened and closed.
Texture says, I literally just stoodup to wipe. If you don't
stand up to wipe, you're ananimal. You don't know what you're talking
about. You've been raised incorrectly.Again, we can we well, if
we've had the argument before. That'swhy I wanted to. I want to
get away from this argument because we'renot we're not breaching the gap, right,

(01:28:30):
But do we have to agree?Can't we just agree to disagree?
No, you don't believe, youreally don't truly believe that there are two
different ways to accomplish the same thing. I'm standing or they're a sitting squad,
whatever it is to try the samething. If you had let's say
again, if you had a peanutbutter sandwich and you wanted to scrape the
peanut butter outside of that sandwich,would it be easier to do so by

(01:28:53):
fully opening the sandwich or by kindof sort of Oh, you're making an
argument for easier, but you're nottalking about like it's not that it's less
uh thoroughly white. I would sayboth, and thank you Raby. But
again, we've had this argument.We've we've explained it to people who are
just not not getting like woody inthe stupid texture. That's why I need
a real model. It's like,if you're trying to enter a room,

(01:29:14):
do you open the door and walkin or do you just kind of open
But Greg, you could still kindof get in the room, right,
you can still get in the room, but it wouldn't be as easier.
You might hit your shoulder on thedoor. And does anybody know like any
hookers or anything, because like they'llthey'll they're willing to do whatever for money.
We know, but we're not askingfor any kind of like, yeah,
we're asking for any kind of youknow, sexual stuff. Film stars.

(01:29:36):
Oh we could get our friend ofthe show, Ryan Driller. I
don't know if he wants to bewide, but he definitely knows he knows
people who will be with But he'sdone a lot of stuff he's done.
He's a Van Award winning star RyanDriller, right and Ravy. That's worth
reaching out that way be a hotguy. Yeah, true, I support

(01:29:58):
that. It's it's worth reaching out. You're well sighing, Ryan, are
you willing to come in again?Science, you don't have to poop your
pants. We'll use gloves, we'llget we'll get eye protection if you have
so desired. So there's a prek video that shows how kids can wipe
their butt by using two balloons.Yeah, that's a bunch of stuff online.
There's okay, It's like, howdo they teach kids? Right?

(01:30:18):
Like they got to use something toshow them other than well, I how
did you learn? Yeah maybe thatballoons and all this stuff. All I
remember is I was taught to wipeuntil the paper was clean, right,
and that's how you and then thenyou were done that stand up and then
wipe. I don't remember like somebodybeing in there with me to to demonstrate

(01:30:44):
or to what. I just remember, like you wipe until, like if
you're gonna do it yourself, youwipe until Wow, everything's gone. Another
onion has a layer has been peeledback. You never got actual instruction.
Yeah, the instruction was you wipeuntil. That is not show and tell
instruction that should have been done.Another text on nine standing up totally works.

(01:31:05):
Thank you. I'm saying we're notsaying you are. You're saying,
we're saying it is good. Ineffectivemeans doesn't work. Right, doesn't work
as well. You are saying itdoesn't work as well. Correct doesn't work
as well. All you standards aredirty. You wouldn't know he got kids,
So get somebody to get wiped ornot like that? Yes, yes,

(01:31:29):
and I think Ryan Drill again,he's a guy. He doesn't give
to fs. He's also used tobeing do you want to wipe driller?
Does he want? Or does hedo? Do we find somebody through Driller?
Oh? Either or okay? Imean I prefer hot as a headero,
I prefer a hot chick, ofcourse, of course. But I'm
also a man of science. I'mnot going to sit here and be all
weird about pressures. Yeah, exactly, this is for science. Looking for

(01:31:50):
a volunteer. We'll reach out toa couple of people. If you work
for a hospital, you have ananatomically correct thing that can spread cheeks,
that's a good idea, that kindof medical teaching. I looked up those
things. Those are thousands of dollars. That's I forget two hundred and thirty
dollars for a sex toy. Wedon't need to get to poop, right,
we just yeah, we need toborrow it. And we need something
with again fully functional posable butt cheeks, okay, that can open well provide

(01:32:13):
the poop. It wouldn't be betterwith a person because like we could put
the nutella in there or whatever andthen yeah, and then we can compare
it to we actually have to havetwo people. We have to one person
who's a standard, one person who'sa sitter, and then we can compare
ab well, we give we givehim clean, you know, get like
a nice warm, wet washcloth,and we'll do one way fully clean.
Reapply all right, eight seven sevenforty four, like volunteer or email at

(01:32:38):
the Woodeshow dot com. Email atthe Woodieshow dot com or and if you
want a really expensive, high quality, unused oh yeah, I think we
hold on to it for a while. I practice. By the way,
I just sent you three hundred bucks. Yeah, you're not gonna be paying
for this thing. I really wantthe ring tause. Yeah. Well then
it's a new studio of money.Yeah, there's gonna take a lot of
editing for Vaughan to blur out thewing and somebody shows next. Hang on.

(01:33:01):
He took a dollarp of mayonnaise,slapped it down on the leather couch
and stuck his fare butt on it, and like, if weigled it around,
it around, we'll be right back. Well. Big company news,
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(01:33:23):
which is a lineup of shows thatare going to be available across Iheart's
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I guess starting tomorrow, the Women'sSports Audio Network will be providing reports that
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(01:33:45):
ESPN host Sarah Spain has joined onand starting today is hosting Good Game with
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Got Women's Hockey All star Madison Packerand her wife who was another former pro
hockey player, Anna Packer, andWNBA insider Christina Williams has joined on as

(01:34:11):
well, and the show launch datesand the announcement of more talent is coming
soon. That's a that's a bigcompany headline today. I'm t to get
kicked in the nuts this show.Well, there's a story today about this
rich guy in England who is suingApple for over six million dollars after his

(01:34:33):
wife found texts that he had sentto hookers boy. He deleted them on
his phone, but didn't realize thatshe could still see them on a shared
computer. So long story short,she divorced him, took him, you
know, for all his worth,and he thinks that Apple should have to
cover everything he lost in the divorce, including his legal bills. He claims

(01:34:56):
that he and his wife were quotevery happily married for over twenty years,
calling it a quote superb marriage.That is why you're going to Hooker's superb
so good, you're going to hookers, dude. He says, if she
had found out that he was cheatingsome other way, they might have worked
through it, but seeing the textwas just quote too brutal of a way
to find out, so she couldn'tforgive him. His lawyers are even looking

(01:35:19):
into making it a class action lawsuitif other men come forward and say the
same thing happened to them. He'slike, it's like six point four million
dollars he wants, so he's suingbecause he doesn't know how iCloud works right,
right, or phone phone. Butyou would think, okay, so
you got caught up on this.I did in a way, Yeah,
but it was just because she myI on my on my iPad, my

(01:35:43):
tablet had Facebook Messenger installed on it, and I forgot to turn off my
alarm on that tablet when I wasout of town, and she woke up
and saw the messages of the twoother ladies I was hooking up with.
Right, It's all cash. Itwas she just didn't like that I was
hooking up with three chicks with her, Well, it was it was in

(01:36:04):
my What it was is actually Iwas right before I started joining the Woody
Show. Is I left early fora flight to go talk to Woody and
the crew. She had slept overHigh five, bro, but I hadn't
turned off my normal alarm. Andthe chick that put the tamp on the
house, she was like sticking intothe That was. That was one of

(01:36:26):
the different because she they all Idon't think Samy knows the story. So
all three of them like started messingeach other and dude, like, you
know, okay, and then theyall got went out one time and until
I got a groove back, yeahor what that there's a movie about it
actually the Ex Wives Club or somethingwhatever it was. And they tamped the
house, tamped and padded, theytook no they put that. They did

(01:36:48):
put ketchup on them sticking to thehouse as if they were But yeah,
so it was similar but different.Menutes what you're saying. But I would
think, okay, so if youdeleteed like, okay, so if you
add it from one place, whywhen you delete it doesn't delete from all
places? Don't know. That's justa fair question. So you have the

(01:37:09):
cloud, it should mirror whatever itis that you're that you're using, like
your devices. So why do Ineed to delete it on all individual devices?
If I put something on one deviceand that automatically feeds to I'm not
trying to defend the cheater here hasnothing to do with it. I'm thinking
for other applications, why wouldn't itjust delete? I don't know if it
sinks right away or something like that. This is more similar to the Cameron

(01:37:30):
Das Jason Siegel movie Sex Tape,Yes, where they made one I think
on their iPad and it went outto their cloud and that somehow went to
their appearance or something sharing cloud.Right, if it's all the Apple stuff,
I would think that if you deleteit on your phone, it would
then delete it wherever else it wasbecause you said out, i'll need this
anymore. If you delete a photo, it even says this will be deleted
from all devices. Right. Wellthat's the lawsuit apparently. Yeah. I

(01:37:55):
mean, look, he's not goingto get it. Don I don't think
he'll get it done. I mean, there goes this great marriage. Yeah,
his superb marriage looks it was perfectif she had found out that.
What would be worse, Ladies,question, if he was caught cheating with
just like a coworker or a hooker, what's worse hookers? Worse hookers were
I would think that would be worse. But then at the same time,

(01:38:17):
I guess maybe had more of anemotional connection act and that's what women are
more pissed about it. Hookers likeone and don't. Yeah, but a
hooker is like, you could bebringing diseases back to me now, but
could that be for anybody? Yeah, it could be, but it just
feels more likely hookers do. I'msure on a day of the day basis,
hooker's probably encounter more STDs true thanJanet down the hall. I don't

(01:38:40):
know what Janet's doing, but eightseven seven forty four, Ladies, would
you rather, you know, ifhe's gonna cheat on you hooker or you
know, yeah, co we'll sayhooker for the sacamorement make it easy or
hooker or co worker? Right?Would you rather? Yeah? Would you
rather text over to two two nineeighty seven? This is all right?

(01:39:04):
Welcome back everybody. Yeah, itis the Woody Show. It's a Monday
morning. Ray's got nerd now comingup here in just a few minutes latest
in the world of nerds. Andof course we're gonna come to the birthdays
and your Parno birthday for this Mondaymorning, June seventeenth, and is National
Eat your Vegetables Day? Ray,Yes, Ray, okay, fine,

(01:39:24):
I'll eat a tomato. All right, that's a fruit, got seeds.
I'll eat a lettuce. I'll eatlettuce. Is also take your cat to
work Day? Oh damn opportunity,miss right. It's National apple Strude all
day? Delicious? All right?What do you mean? All right?

(01:39:47):
Right? Oh no, if youhave one, you get the good Like
what are they? What are theones like they have at the trader Joe's
what are those? The Kringles?Right, that's that's kind of like don't
they put on it to make it? Once? Yeah? Like a toaster
to me, I'm looking at apicture of it, looks mega. Try
get the ones you get the grocerystore, the toaster strudles and it comes

(01:40:11):
to that little package of icing thatyou get to drizzle over the top of
it. Dennis Moist Hell yeah,so good. Well, it's like but
it's like that felo. It's like, yeah, that's so good. It's
also national Stewart's root Beer Day,Stuart root Beer, Dude, love me
a good root beer. Some otherstuff. Gizelle and her jiu jitsu instructor

(01:40:33):
have called things off. Maybe youheard something about that, Yeah, over
the weekend, and you can thinkapparently Tom Brady and the Roast for that.
And I guess this guy was alreadyuncomfortable with all the attention he was
getting just for being with her,and then came the roast. People then
started asking him if he's the reasonfor the divorce. He hated that.
Giselle, of course, blames Tomfor all this because he agreed to the

(01:40:54):
roast. Yeah, well whatever,Oh well, who cares. What's Gizelle
gonna do? She'll be fine,you guys. Hul Cogan, just in
time for summer, is bringing Americatogether. Brother. Oh hell yeah,
He's got this new beer. It'sbeing described as an all American made,
easy drinking light beer brewed with NorthAmerican ingredients. It's four point two percent

(01:41:18):
alcohol by volume. It's going tobe available in seventeen states this summer,
available in places like Alberton, Safeway, Sam's Club, total Wine and more
and Walmolly, let's go. It'llalso be available at restaurants and bars in
those seventeen states and on all USmilitary bases. Yes, Wow, yeah,
God Brother. Actress Kate Winslet sayskissing Leonardo DiCaprio for a Titanic wasn't

(01:41:43):
as great as people might think,or she put it, not all was
cracked up to be, and apparentlyLeo just couldn't stop laughing. She also
said that when they shot that thingon the boat railing, that scene,
oh it was a mess. She'sjust a nightmare. I did see something
pretty interesting something probably because it's Slendiondocumentary the people are talking about I popped

(01:42:04):
up in my feed. Slen Dionwas doing this interview about the song from
Titanic, My Heart Will Go On. She didn't want to sing the song.
James Cameron didn't want the song inthe movie. Really. Then they're
like basically saying like, look,just can you like just consider it?
But just why would I want todo a song for a movie that the
director doesn't even want it in?And so her husband at the time,

(01:42:27):
Renee Renee, stepped in and goes, look what if we will go to
La, we'll just we'll put avoice, We'll put a voice on it,
and then you know, you guys, can you know, just so
you can hear what it sounds like. So she goes to La, she
goes into the studio. She doesit like it because it's just a demo.
Does it in one take. Thatis the only time she ever recorded

(01:42:50):
it for the record. It wasa one take and that's the one that
everybody knows. That's the one thatwas on the soundtrack and on the radio
and everywhere. That one take,just throw it away kind of demo version
was the I thought that was reallycool, Like that's crazy one take where

(01:43:11):
you yep. Also, do youguys remember that little girl on the Bernie
Mac Show. She played this characterof Vanessa. This is a long time
ago. She was like, wasthat her his niece or his daughter?
I forget anyway? She played Uh, she was played I'm sorry by this
actress Camille Winbush. First of all, Bush Well, people are quote throwing
shade at her because she's on OnlyFansnow. People are like, what happened?

(01:43:34):
Did all your Bernie Mac money dryup? And her response to the
haters, yep, sure did thatwas so long ago. See my cans,
how about my beaver? Me alittle butthole? Is that last part?
That last part I had libed thebutthole and the be yes, she
said, yet it sure did endquote end quote. I took a little

(01:43:58):
liberty with the oh but holean beaverand cans. Yeah, you know a
little flavor. This is nerd withRavy. Those are just a few things
that I didn't think. We're goingto make the radar for the nerds,
the Bernie mac daughters, Holen Beavernor exactly all right, but Ravys here

(01:44:20):
tell us what is on the wordradar with the nerds and the nerd out
report. So a movie I'm convincedis never going to see the light of
day Marvel's Blade, which is onthe calendar for November twenty twenty five.
But this movie still needs director.The og director, but Sam Tarique left
in twenty twenty two over creative differences. So maherschel Ali, who's going to

(01:44:43):
be playing Blade, never picked thisother guy. Hand picked this guy to
direct it, Yon Demige, andhe's left the project as well. No,
no, oh, hard could itbe to make a Blade movie?
World really need a Blade? Movie. Yes, doesn't like movie. Blade
is a cool character. Yeah.I mean I think Blade is probably the

(01:45:04):
only Wesley Snipes movies I've ever evenseen, and I really like them good
Where I fell in love with RhyinOld Ryin Old Reynolds. Reynolds after Van
Wilder because he did Van Wilder.Well he did waiting to yeah, but
he was after Van Wilder. Yeah, Blade three, But Blade, I

(01:45:26):
think really like, I don't know, put him out there. That's Ryan
Reynolds's cousin. If you guys weren'taway, Yeah Reynolds. This movie was
initially announced at the Marvel panel atComic Con in twenty nineteen. Oh wow,
And so here we are in twentytwenty four and it doesn't even not

(01:45:48):
not even going now a show weknow that isn't going to get made anytime
soon. That's season three of Euphoria, and all the actors seem to be
lining up other jobs, and thatincludes under Shaffer, who is going to
be co starring with Michelle Yo inPrime Video's Blade Runner twenty ninety nine series.
This show is a sequel to boththe og Blade Runner and that follow

(01:46:10):
up film, Blade Runner twenty fortynine storyline being kept under wraps, and
we don't know what character Shafer's playing, but sources say that Yo is going
to be playing a replicant near theend of her replicant life. Ridley Scott,
the writer director behind the OG BladeRunner, first announced Blade Runner twenty
ninety nine in November twenty twenty one. And the second show that became megapopular

(01:46:33):
on streaming is being rebooted, firstwith Suits and now my mom is going
to be thrilled. They're rebooting WhiteCollar with the OG cast, including Matt
Boehmer White. I don't even rememberthat show it ran. Was it on
CBS from twenty nine to twenty fourteen? Okay, I believe it was on
USA. Oha. Wow, thatstill a network. Yeah at the time.

(01:46:58):
It's still a network today it is. Yeah. I had no idea
with us. We don't have therip USA. I used to watch on
USA, like way back in theday was Airwolf. Remember that Tiffany Beeson
was also in this show for theentire time and she said, it's a
fantastic script and it answers all thequestions one would have about the show.

(01:47:23):
There's so many, so many questions, questions. The questions starting with who
are you? Also said what isthis? You know who was a regular
on that show, Willie Garson,And she said, these new scripts will
pay tribute to Willy Garson, whodied in twenty twenty one. You might
know him better at Stanford from Sexin the City and we had a lovely
experience with him in line on aflight for Southwest when he was going to

(01:47:44):
play in a poker tournament. Wewere just having in lovely conversations. Now
core memory, it really is.I'm Rabian. For more nerd stuff,
check out the Nerd Not podcast atthe Winnie show dot com. Nerd all
right, thank you very much forrabels. You got it. Dog.
It is time for bird Days andyour porno birthday. Go show Shimay.
We're gonna it's Shimoday. We're gonnasits Shiday. And you know we don't

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get what he Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Kendrick Lamar, who
was thirty seven years old today.Is that beef with Drake still going?
Or what I think you won?All right? Good night? He is
over and won. Will Forte isfifty four, Greg Kaneer, I haven't
heard anything about him. In along time. He was just in Curby

(01:48:31):
Your Enthusiasm. Yeah. I waslike, oh hey, great here he's
sixty one. You got Thomas HaydenChurch who is sixty four. About Venus
Williams, who is forty four yearsold today. Do you guys remember Joe
Piscopo, Oh my god, Yes, he was great in Johnny Dangerous.
I love that old school movie.Joe Piscopo is seventy three years old,
Marklyn Baker Perfect Strangers, cousin Larry. Oh the other guy, Yeah,

(01:48:58):
the other guy, not Balky,not Valcy. He's seventy. He got
Bobby Fairley, one of the FairlyBrothers. He's sixty He right, which
one who thinking of? Okay?Bigat sure fair Okay, he is six.
I want to make sure I gotthat correct, sixty six years old.
And Barry Mother fin Manilow is eightyone years old today. Wow,

(01:49:19):
Your porn of birthday today is IndicaMoreau Monroe, and she's provided more happy
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and that it's a Monday morning.Look at what is happening in the world
nerds with your Nerd and out reports. We're gonna take a quick break.

(01:50:05):
Got some more Woties show coming upfor you. Next, hang on the
Woody Show. We'll be back ina sec. Buila wouldn't approve the Woody
Show. All right, thank youvery much. Greg Gory got it.
What that's it for Monday everybody?Yeah, Woodies Show podcast, quick recap.

(01:50:25):
What you're gonna find their cameo onthe Cheap Oh we did that today.
We got another random celebrity to giveus a custom greeting, which are
of course always available there on cameohe List. I have also the trending
news headlines and raby tolds what washappening in the world of nerds, our
weekend cheers and jeers. Nice gotcaught up on all the things that happened
over the weekend and the once againHappy Father's Day to anybody who celebrated yesterday.

(01:50:48):
But all that and more it's onthe Monday podcast Just hit Upthewoodieshow dot
com coming up for you tomorrow.Saying that Joey Chestnut cannot participate in this
year's Fourth of July and Than's Hotdog Geting Contest. We're gonna have basically
our own it's our hot dog getingcontest. We're challenging down on some dogs,
but it's it's it's a little bitdifferent. We put our own twist

(01:51:09):
on it, as we should.We're to see if maybe the next Joey
chest that is here in the room. Plus Sea bass is local news stories
of the day, some Woodie Show, food news rip, and anything you
got for us in the meantime.You can leave on the after hours voicemail
eight seven seven forty four Woodie orsend us an email email at Woodieshow dot
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(01:51:31):
for us at the Woody Show braybyMenace, Sea Bass Sammy anything like to
add no Greg Gory parting words ofwisdom please, yeah, this is more
like words of advice or words ofdesperation. For the restaurant industry. Make
burgers wider, not taller, Yeah, not taller, got it? I

(01:51:54):
think about that for Okay, howcan you get that in your mouth?
Yeah it's impressive, but make themwider. To think about that for a
second. Okay, smash first,smashburger style. Now let's making more sense.
I agree. Touching. My wifesays that I've got a baby retard
mouth because I can't open it upvery wide. Hers is like an alligator.

(01:52:14):
It just like wide open. Dentistslove her. Me not so much.
I'll put one of those blocks inthere to keep my mouth open.
And wow. Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much
for giving the show some of yourvaluable time this morning. You know we
loved appreciate you for that. Therest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Tuesday. Have a great day. SMDBM.
I quit this bitch,