The Woody Show June 19th 2024 Podcast

The Woody Show June 19th 2024 Podcast

Episode Transcript

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The Woody Show, Allen, thisis the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training

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class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. Body. Today
is Wednesday. It's juneteenth, Junenineteenth, twenty twenty four. We are
the Woody Show. Thanks for beinghere giving us some of your valuable time
this morning. Morning. That's raving, it's great, gory ya menace what

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which is email at the Woodyshow dotcom. Coming up for you on the
show today. Questions for the ladies. You know a lot of times it's
questions for the fellas, but takequestions for the ladies and menace. Word
of the day, what another wordto your vocabulary? And this is really
good. The significant other quiz andtoday it's Greg and his partner marioh So,

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how well does Greg know Mario.We'll have some questions for Greg and
then we'll have Mario on the phoneand we'll see what his answers are.
Okay, yeah, and then we'llhave that for you. Also, what
to do if someone owes you money. There's a situation that Greg has.
He's going to share that with us. We'll see what you think here today
on the Woody Show. And sincewe're on the top of Greg, you

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know, Greg loves looking up thecelebrities net worth. Yes, it's fun.
Yeah, and who knows true,they're probably wildly inaccurate. I mean
they still say Andy Dick's worth threemillion dollars. I did look up Andy
Dick actually, and it was downto like I think it said three hundred
and fifty grand. Okay, Idon't believe. But we've pointed these out

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to certain he has that house,does he not? He doesn't. He
broke into that house to steal tools, but because he was remodeling a house.
No, hell, he was arrestedfor that. No, I know
he's arrested, but he was washe stealing the tools to work on it
he was everything was a lie.Oh okay, I don't believe me.
Later Andy Dick, Yeah, Ihate that, guys, I know you

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do, all right. So Greghas a bunch of different celebrities here,
and then we have to try toguess who has the bigger the bigger net
worth net worth. These are similartype celebrities, so from various categories and
whatnot. Okay, and it's allfrom the same not source, but the
same methodology looked it up. Whateverthe first and most you know, plentiful
answer was, because sometimes they varyby a few million bucks. So let's

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start with somebody who's made the newsa lot lately for looking so good at
the Grammys. Madonna, Oh God, versus somebody who would he does a
great impression of Share. He's beenaround forever, got your boyfriend? Both
are loaded? Madonna? Or Share? What same? Madonna? Because I
think she probably has more publishing nicesay stuff a lot of it. Yeah,

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I say share because she did dolike a couple of Vegas since she's
been a long forever. The easyanswer would be to say Madonna. You
know, but I feel like we'retrying to get thrown off the trail here.
So for that reason alone, Iwill go share. Okay, see
that share me Okay? Madonna makesshare. Look god damn it, eight

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point fifty to share three hundred andsixty million. Dona has one of the
top grossing tours of all time.What does she say in Masks? You
can go anywhere you want to know? How much do you think mask?
How much mask money? It's stillrolling out every time that runs on TBS.
She gets a check, she getsa jack there you, by the

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way, did you get your Beyoncetickets? No, I'm not interested in
Beyonce. I do want to goto the Madonna that rav Yeah, attack
me. How about somebody who makesnorth of what they both make, either
Rihanna or Kim Kardashian Rihanna, Ohman, Now it's super close. Now

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without giving it away, You're right, it's very close, I'm gonna say
Rihanna. Yeah, I guess reRea still and also because she has they
both have their their quot businesses,right, but also like Rihanna also has
the the music publishing that might pushher over the edge. Yeah, that
fenty brand She's then pushed her inmillionaire status. Kim's not bringing any money

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on that porno. Uh, arewe forgetting skims menace brand? It's a
brand. But also Rihanna's got herYeah, she has fenty is also clothingline.
Yeah, say she's more than justa sex tape misogynist over here,
she's not well. Rihanna is nowworth one point four billion, Kim Kardashian
one point seven billion. Wow,I can't damn the bigger networth there.

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How about supermodels Kathy Ireland or CindyCrawford. Ah, who's Kathy Ireland's like
a little one if you looked herup, the little one you recognize?
Did it like divorced, divorced fromsomebody or you know what people have that

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she got some money? I wouldsay Cindy Crawford just because I can picture
her in my mind and what shelooks like. So so in my mind
she's done a lot more stuff.I know her husband made a lot of
money off that random Yeah, butdo they factor that in? I don't
know, this is just her.I'll all right, I think I probably
knocked one out one of the thefirst time to Kathy Nody Crawford. Well,

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Kathy Ireland beats out Cindy Crawford byone hundred million, five hundred million
picture, her hundred million. CindyCrawford's easily forced. Kathy just got a
cook rear line of target or something. I don't know, but that's why
I put that in there, becauseI was surprised by that picture her,
very surprised by that. Really,yeah, really really? How about a

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couple of Woody's favorites, Ricky Gervais, okay or Trevor Noah, who you
love? That's got to be sasoffice money and the offices on and yeah,
country after country. But Trevor knowwas so funny though I know she
bankrupt in that department. I knowhe does like arenas overseas, Trevor Noah,

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and he probably probably got a megaexpensive house and he probably got a
big check initially for Daily Show.Still going with if it's Trevor Noah,
that's that's sad. Well, you'recorrect, Woodie, Ricky Gervais and forty
million to Trevor Noah's shocking four dollarsone hundred million. Wow, How indeed

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were his parents rich? I triedto watch part of his Netflix special and
it was not good. Oh watchbother Remember he quit the Daily Show because
he didn't have time to tour excepthe made a Netflix special. So from
uh would see a really nice guy. You know, he has a pretty
crazy upbringing though, that is likehis dad, all kinds of stuff.
So well, we measure our funnyand how nice they are. Yeah,

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somebody got a mixed up. Goback to the supermodel thing. Yeah,
married to Justin Erleonard. That's he'swith. Uh what's her face? She
was Kate Upton. Yeah, shewas a big deal for a minute and
then suck it. Yeah. Well, so from Woody's favorites to Ravey's favorites.
Wolf Blitzer of CNN, yes,versus Tucker Carlson of Fox News,

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He's worth more. Wolf's been onfor rivs. Yeah, Tucker got that.
He was in the Gulf War.Bow tie money, I'll say I'll
say Tucker because I think Tucker camearound at a time where, like Wolf
Blitzer or contracts were bigger, especiallythat time with CNN and everything else.
I think there's a lot of yearsthat he was there, but not necessarily

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cash. Again, see Tucker Carlsonlike writing all these stupid books. Sure,
like Bill O Ryle. So Tuckerprobably has money from his dad.
I hate Tucker Carlson. I'm gonnasay Tucker probably, but I'll say Tucker.
I'll say Tucker as well. Guysare on point. Tucker Carlson worth
more than Wolf Blitzer thirty million dollarnetworth, Wolf twenty five failure. Tucker

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Carlson never seems to like get thepoint or he just does things to get
people riled up, because like theGeorge Santos thing, the guy completely made
up all this stuff and now he'sin Congress and everything. The guys,
the guys is, the guy issuch a weirdo, right, and no
one likes him. Nobody like likepublicans don't like the Democrats, don't like.

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Everybody hates him, right, It'sjust such a weirdo, and it's
such a liar. I saw thisthing where Tucker was doing this whole rand
about like, you, guys,we have somebody serving in Congress who lied
about being on a volleyball team,who lied about having a scholarship for volleyball.
He should not be in Congress.He was acting as if that's the

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only thing the guy made up.It's like, you stupid ass, like
that's one of a billion things.I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish. No,
I'm kind of Jewish Jewish and hemade up a billion different things. The
guys is certified weirdo and j Tuckersitting there acting as if like the only

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thing this guy has ever made upis that he in college and had a
scholarship. By the way, KathyIsland has her own line of decorative pillows
Vagina Candle. Are they on Amazon? Fair? That's ball our status,
wayfair. This one I thought wasdifficult. George Lucas versus Steven Spielberg,

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that's a tough one. We're talkingstupid money. Yeah, well give the
Bergs movies. Did he write himselflike, well, I'm thinking about I'm
thinking about George selling Ago. Yeah, and he doesn't get anything from that
anymore, right, like you sawin that no resig. I'm gonna say

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Spielberg, I'll go Spielberg. I'llsay George ravy or correct, George five
point three steven four billion. Whatis a really good gift giver? Spielberg.
Yeah, So for the Fableman's Isaw this article about like all the
people that worked on the movie orwhatever, he sent personal gifts, not

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just like everybody gets the same thing, Like, oh you like whatever,
and he I just thought about youbecause uh Menace likes to do like a
little thoughtful. Oh. I thoughtabout Lisa Ling and how she said Oprah
gave her a book that she lovesand you guys judged it so hard.
Yeah, that's so weak. SoI want to be hanging Alice Spielberg.
Can you imagine your friends with Oprahand you're like, oh my god,

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Oprah says she's got a gift forme and it's a goddamn book. I'll
be so mad. It better belike you know, the books where she
keeps all the money, like thebooks compartment check book. I'd be like,
you know what, I have thepictures with Oprah. I don't even
friends with her. I'm over it. Yeah, I definitely want to do

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this one some hot Kathy's guy,Kathy Griffin or Kathy Bates. Oh that's
easy. Kathy Griffin or Kathy Basscrying baits, why not to horn?
She couldn't she was crying. Shecouldn't get booked at her whole right,
Bates could have spent all our moneyon ice cream? Could wait? Guy,

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I'm trying to do the math.You're talking about the star of Bad
Santa two. I'm trying to dothe math. Wasn't that gross when she
was in that hot tub with JackNichols? And what was that movie?
Never watched it? Oh, Iremember what you're talking about. I watched
it just to see it smidt aboutSchmidt. I'm so curious and say the
Baits is worth more Kathy bas I'llsay Kathy Bates. I would have guessed

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the same. But according to themethodology, it says Kathy Bates has worth
twenty million. Kathy Griffin thirty five. Wait, see, this is why
we had people in and we showthem what Google says. I know Kathy's
been around forever. She's been aroundforever, so is Andy Dick. But
like, what has she done thatwould have gotten her that kind of money?

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She don't worked steadilycense that picture it. She did the wa her own
Lost show. She did a coupleof New Year specials, so she got
done significance that would have th thatkind of money. Yeah, I'm gonna
show you her current Instagram post justso you can get horned up. Oh
for f sake, Yeah, damnit, man, she looks like a

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like a mummy pink Jesus and thensomeone's spray fans hair? What is that
to be able to blow up fora year? Want you want another?
One? One more? One more? Our close personal legal best friend Ryan
Seacrest or Sea Bass's personal close legalbest friend doctor Phil oh Well, Bill

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has dumb syndication money, and thenSeacrest has everything money. I take every
job. Yes, it Kardashian moneytoo. I'm still gonna say, doctor
Phil. I mean, like overSecrest is not poor. I did go
to seacrest television offices once. Wasnot that impressive kind of run down ravy,

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Doctor Phil. You know what I'mchanging my bot I'm putting down for
a Seacrest. Okay, Sea Bass, I'll crust it up, and I'll
tell you why in a second.It has to be crested. He's got
his own studio here. He literallyis more expensive and better than ours.
He's never sits unused ten years,but he's never here. But his production
companies got like all they started theKardashians, did they not? Yes?

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Okay, So that reason alone,I will say he's got more than doctor
Phil Well. I would have guessedthe same. But at Seabass's friend,
doctor Phil, with the worth offour hundred and sixty compared to Ryan Seacrest's
four hundred and fifty. Oh,I was super close. I want to
see another Kathy Griffin video. No, it was in an Arizona hat.

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Who's getting I'm not askin, I'mdemanding. It's The Woody Show,
all right, Into another new hourof insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
We are the Woody Show. Thankyou for being here. I'm whatdy,
that's Ravy. There's Greg Gory,Menace is here. What is that?

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There's Sea Bass. Yeah, we'vegot Sammy Bort is here, Caroline's
here, we got Morgan, wegot bond that. The phones open at
eight seven seven forty four. Woodietext over to two to nine eighty seven.
You can hit up with an emailemail at thewoodieshow dot com. We
were in our meeting last week talkingabout, Hey, what should we do
next week? And Raby said,you know what we haven't done for a
while. Let me ask you,right, So we got a let me

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ask you. These are a bunchof different questions. This is not from
the voter game boy, the buttHerd game that we've used before those questions.
These are the questions that were submittedby people who work here on the
show. So got some more ofthose to get to. And when it
comes to advice, this woman Gregyou love these stories. Uh huh,
she's one hundred and three years ofTeresa Moore. Oh, and her advice

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for living a good life, tryto be happy, try to think of
good things. Also, she hitsthe gym three to four times a week
at one hundred and three. Ohyeah, she she uses the machine.
She walks on the treadmill. Wow. Yeah, she's weird. She's pumping

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iron. She's got the V.She's got the pubic V. It's at
the bottom of your abs and itcreates like a muscle arrow down to your
junk points down. Teresa's rock boyshorts and the top. Yeah, but
she's still old school, so she'srocking full bush underneath gym shorts. Is

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why you see the bulge in thefront. Yeah, right, yeah,
So there you go. Her advicefor living a good life, try to
be happy, trying to think ofgood things, and then hit the gym.
So all right, Actually, speakingof advice, I need advice,
all right. So I'm going toask the question and then I'll explain why

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I'm asking the question. So thinkabout the question and then I'll explain the
situation. Okay, The question is, how do you ask somebody who owes
you money that you would like themto pay you back? Because I find
that so much money a sizeable amountsin a relationship to them. That's important.
Did family friend let's just say,oh, family or friend acquaintance,

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borderline friend quaintance or why are youloaning money to people who are borderline not
alone? That's why I will explain. But it's over three thousand dollars but
not quite fourth thout. Okay,So the situation is I bought the current
house i'm living in two years ago. I've become friendly with the people I

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bought the house from which I've toldyou guys about. They've just had them
over. Wonderful couple, weird,they're super, super nice now. They
lived there for a long time,so they bought the house when it was
probably nine dollars, so their propertytaxes were crazy low. So when you
buy a house at a much higherprice than they bought it for for nine

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dollars, the property taxes clearly goup a lot. So when I bought
the house, my property taxes wentup. And I had a property tax
bill sitting on the kitchen counter whenI first moved in, and I thought,
okay, obviously the property taxes aregoing up, and they said,
oh, well this is for you. This is your bill that when you
just bought it, when I hadjust moved in for the prior year.

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And that's the thing, and Ithought, Okay, I know the property
taxes go up, and I don'tthink this is accurate, but there was
so much competition to get this iswhen the real estate market was red hot.
Didn't really question it that much.Yeah, And I thought, Okay,
I'll just do whatever. I'm justgoing to deal with it. I'll
do it, fine, whatever,I'm not going to question it. I'm
going through a bunch of old paperwork. And I looked at it again,

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knowing that something was not quite right, and I realized it wasn't an adjustment.
It was a bill from that yearthat it was really their bill from
the previous six months that I hadn'teven owned the house yet. Yeah,
it was their bill, and itwas. And then they basically said,

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yeah, this is yours now becauseyou own the house. Okay, sure
I owned the house, but Ihadn't known it the previous six months the
months indicated on the bill, right, So technically this was not even remotely
my responsibility. And it was againover three thousand dollars. So I did
pay that bill. And then acouple months later, after living there,
I got my property tax bill,which was mine, and it had gone

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up because the value had gone up, which I paid. So I paid
my property taxes and I paid theirproperty. But was it agreed upon that
is that in your paperwork? No, it was you never had a conversation
with them. I did, butwell no, they just left it and
said, well, this is yoursbecause it's your house now. So you

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never had a conversation once you realizelike, oh this is form no,
and that's the thing. I shouldhave done it right then and there.
This is now a yeah, verylate. It's probably very late in the
game, by the way. Ithink you. I think you're eating that
money. Yeah, that's my think, and it's on you because it right.
Okay, but he probably could havegone to your real turn and they

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would have gone. They could havemade them, they could have forced it
at the time at the time.So, now that I'm going through this
paperwork, how long have you livedin this house? Over two years?
Two years? Yeah? Yeah?I mean the thing is, I don't
really care, but in general,I was just wondering if you're no,
I don't it's two years old.I just brought it up because I found

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the paperwork and I wanted to askyou guys, if you are ever in
a situation where somebody owes you money, how do you ask it. I've
been in that situation before where Ihave, and this one was with family,
and I knew when family asked formoney, it's never alone, it's
a gift. And I did loana super sizeable amount of money to a
relative, and I thought, I'mnever going to see this again, and

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sure enough I didn't the bank ofGreg and Greg can I get And I
feel, Okay, this is goingto be a gift. And this was
years ago, and I knew I'dnever see it again, and I thought,
if I asked for this, it'sgoing to ruin the relationship. So
I never asked for it again,knowing I'll never see that money again.
So in general, I just wantto know how does an adult ask another

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adult for money that is owed tothem? Okay, so a couple of
things in that situation. I thinkthat's on you. You should have figured
that out earlier. Sure, you'repaying because like you're just moving in,
like how woul this be mine?And then work it out with the with
your realder or whatever agreed. Anda normal situation, if you've loaned somebody

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money, there's typically they'll say oh, yeah, I'll pay you back.
But whenever I've loaned anybody money,I go into it with the expectation I'm
probably never going to see this moneyagain, right, you know, not
that emergencies don't happen, but typicallythe people who are asking to borrow money
aren't the best with money, right, they need to borrow its yeah,
And not that they don't have thebest intentions, Like maybe they are really

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actually in their mind that moment planningto pay you back. But then more
time goes by and whatever. Nowcan you go back and ask for it?
Sure you had that agreement, butI would just be upfront about it.
But also at the same time,you got to kind of think,
hmm, chance of me seeing thismoney are not good, So going with
a measured expectation, that's what IYeah, I just you know, help
them out and then never think aboutit ever again. And the other pops

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up again. Cool? Yeah,And then the other part whatever, like
if you're worried about ruining the relationship, well that's on that's on them.
They borrowed money, they haven't paidyou back. All you did was ask
for Hey, uh, you're evergonna give me that money back? And
if they're like mad about it,that's on them. Yeah, sure,
you did them a favor. Theyknow they're supposed to pay you back and
they haven't done it. And I'myeah, I'm just curious because if I'm

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sure other people are in the samesituation. So I'm kind of just asking
in general, how would you asksomebody what their demeanor? Would you if
you said it just like this,you're like, oh, pardon me,
but I've noticed something. Would theybe up? Would they be cool with
it? Or do you think thatthey came over for dinner? Yeah?
I yeah, oh inular they yeah, they might not even remember the situation.

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Eh, but no, I knowI waited too long. I was
just wondering. You feel better likeyou have like a yeah, I know,
irey On that kind of figured itbefore I wrap it up. Yeah,
no, definitely, we'll come backwith some let me ask you and
we'll do that next year on TheWoody Show. Hang on the Woody Show,
would like to pass for a momentto address an emergency diarrhea situation.
We'll be back right after this theshow. Hey, it's man, it's

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back, everybody. So Greg hadhis question, Yes, we got some
advice from that nice old lady abouthow to live in one hundred and three.
She's ready to go to the gymall the time. She's a hottie.
Oh, she is a hottie.Now, there's a game that we
play here on the show. Letme ask you. This is just basically
a way to kind of learn moreabout each other and what everybody's kind of
thinking about the other people here inthe room. Ready said last week,

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Hey, you know what, wehaven't done that game. And you know
what, Revy, You're right,I am right, you have it now.
There are a couple different versions ofthis game. They keep them in
all the stores where the party gamesgo. I don't really know this is
a party game because there's two differentthere's two different games that we use the
cards from we'll use it's called theVoting Game. I found that one a

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target, and then there was anotherone called that the listeners told us about
called butt Herd, and it justasked questions like you know. Some of
them were like obviously the Voting Game. One are a little bit more tame,
like whose internet browsing history would youmost like to see? And we
have to answer based on the peoplein this room. And then the other
ones are like, you know,who do you think who do you think
here is the worst in the sack? Yeah, you know, let's have

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first hand knowledge of that, likeBrady does with Woody because they that a
long time ago. Yeah, solong ago. I can't remember it exactly
anyway. So these are questions herethat we had everybody on the show,
right, So we're not using thecards from the game. These are so
this are from people on the showabout people on the show, and we

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have to give an answer. Letme ask you. And the first one
here is who is most likely topunch a wall? Locked? Locked?
Yeah? Locked? Locked locked in? All right, uh all right,
I'll lock in, Greg Gory,I locked with you me agreed, yeah,

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you have short, I said,yeah, I agree that you're the
most likely to do it. Iwon't. I don't think you would do
I won't hurt myself. I wouldthink Ravy might punch a wall. She's
definitely more like heat of the momentwhatever. It's just so there's nothing they're
like a remote control or something orto break. I could see her like
punching a wall. Yeah, I'venever understood that. You see those guys
like Major League Baseball, they're beatingup the water cooler like the gatoray thing

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like dude, and they injured themselves. They injured themselves. That seems silly.
Sure, I'm not mad at me. I did break my not break,
but really injured my middle knuckle onmy right hand one really punching some
pickles, pickles at the in thecooler at King's Family Restaurants. Big a
pickle puncher, big pickles. Idon't know what was so upsetting. Maybe

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maybe just one too many orders fora squad. Yeah, and uh yeah
pickle punch, pickle punch can big. Yeah, they're big hands pickle I
said, I said, you butmyself, because I've done it that as
you said me, Sammy I thought, you mean yeah, and I mean

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I agree with what that. He'sprobably too much of a pust to actually
hit a wall, but the urgewould be there and maybe that might overtake
him. I think you would wantto. But you want to do that
turns itself like a keyboard or something, because because a pussy wants you know,
yeah, if you're not a pussy, you want to hurt yourself,
you know, So that's what youwant to do because you want to you
know, want to be cool.Yeah, the cold people heard themself.

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I thought it was really cool.After I pick a pussy, you looked
in the mirror and all right,let me ask you who would have a
secret crush on someone at work andnever let anyone know? Locked? Crush?
Locked? Yeah, yeah, I'msuper locked. You're super locked,

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secret crush, not even just locked, super locked nuke. I had an
initial thought, but then all ofa sudden it hit me. I'm like,
nope, that's the answer. Ready, do you know you're locked?
I will start with Greg Gory atthis time? Oh he was time.
Yeah, I'm not locked. You'renot locked a right? Who We'll start

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with Ravey Well, I mean Iknow it's cheap, but I locked in
on myself because yes, when wefirst met Greg Gory, I had a
mega crush on him to the pointwhere like I couldn't even interact with him
because it was married, and Gregthought I hated him. For the first
two years when I did not hatehim, I was like straight up in
lust, that is, absolutely hatedme. And that was my first guess

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was Ravy. But then because wefound out that she had a crush essentially,
but not for a long time Iknow, but the whole thing was
crush on someone at work and neverlet anyone know, which is why I
switched my answer once I went aroundthe room a little bit more menace.
Okay, yeah, Menace is like, oh, I think Menace is a
bigger vault of secrets than Ravy Goodbecause when you ask menace about they could

(29:49):
be and you don't even know thatit's something that's like a that's like a
secret, or it could be evenbe something like you know, and I'm
excuse this as an example, okay, but like something innocuous like oh,
what did you have for gineral lastnight? Well, it's like this dance
around, right, So there's alot of things that are like that vault.

(30:10):
He's a vault. I don't shareanything with the Woody to be honest,
I'm just being we're having an honestconversation here. I I share way
less with Woody because I feel hedoesn't have anything positive because to say about
it. Also, if it's sometype of information, he's just gonna bring
it up for the next Also,even if even if you say this is

(30:30):
not for the air, he willconveniently forget that. Maybe not right away,
but eventually he'll forget that. Yeah, that has burned all of us
once. Yeah, I don't.I don't think he's horrible at that.
But I just say in general,now, menace because you had a you
banged and married an in turn eventuallyand you're now I'm an inter office banger.
But I don't think like I wouldhave a like bang. But I

(30:52):
don't know what you really knew aboutthat. Can you take us back to
that day? Did you hit onher? She on you? She hit
on me, just like I needthat. Yeah, yeah, because you
think about like me now, notme back then. Let's thinking about you.

(31:12):
Yeah, I'm thinking about back then, back then, much more stealth
than I am. She said likeHey, let's go for a drink.
What was the conversation that I don'tremember? A poppy? I don't remember
that yet. But see my future, we're gonna have a dog that were
gonna name after something Mexican. You'llsay, let's do sex, let's sex

(31:38):
chio. Who did you say,man? I was gonna say Ravy because
rav I'm sure there is people thatshe's never She's shared with us Greg,
but it took a while to sharethat. I'm sure there's been other people
that she's never said anything about.Sammy. Yeah, I was us or

(32:00):
Greg, especially now because Greg wouldn'tadmit it. Now. Oh yeah,
that's too insecure about his relationship,I think, and it's cure. Yeah,
I mean Greg, Greg's another prettysecretive guy. Like we don't know
what he does when he goes home, you know, yeah, does what
she goes home? Well? Likewhat is always a strange thing? Well,

(32:21):
somebody just shared with me that shewent in that sushi with her sister,
So yeah, I had to belike, I have no idea what
you did that. We don't reallyknow what. We don't real stories,
we don't really hear stories about,like you know what what you Meniser's talking
about that like romen place, yeah, or like just it's just random.
It's random things like that that comeup and left over tacos for dinner.
Yeah, I would love to hearabout it. Yeah. Somebody we heard

(32:42):
about it from Greg recently was abouthis obsession with air fried salmon. God.
Yeah, daddy all likes. Yeah, to the point where your wife
called me to get the recipe.Oh yeah, yeah, because my daughter
has discovered salmon and she'll eat that. So my wife is psyched. There's
something new, probably poisoning at thispoint. Yeah, but you would he

(33:05):
Esquire have suayed me totally. Man. Oh wow. Yeah. We only
recently learned that he lusts after LoriLoughlin and that was a celebrity. It's
a super weird reveal. Too hotto p Yeah, and Casey Musgraves is
the other one. Yeah, butI'm like, I'm open about that.
And then like, why would LoriLaughlin come up from a nineties television show

(33:29):
until she got arrested? Why wouldI just I said, it's not that
I lost. I just said thatshe was good looking. I joked around
that she was too hot to goto prison. The first time we ever
heard anything like that out of youbecause she's from a nineties television show.
Here's why, because pop culture comesup on the daily and it's never like,
oh she's hot. Yeah, never, but the other talked about like,

(33:52):
oh, who's your celebrity person?Yeah, but conversation. I only
talked about her hot because she wasgoing to jail. As the joke she
was too hot to go to jailwhen she came up on television. If
she wasn't where it was because we'venever seen that side of you before.
That's why she's like you know whatthis guy? Yeah, the thing is

(34:15):
and she wasn't going to jail.I would have never said that. You
could have said it, like Branksays, we talk about pop culture all
the time when the Full House rebootstarted at you could have been like,
I just explained why why I saidit was because she was going to jail,
and I thought it was funny thatshe's too hot to go to jail.
We've never even heard, you know, like talked about any things like

(34:37):
Milakunis is super. We heard aboutthe Marky Mark thing. We know about
Jason Momo, you know about KateBeckinsale for me, but like you don't
like if we were all asked thatquestion up until that, Laurie, who
would have we would have not hadan answer for minutes. We've had past
conversations about stuff like that, andI said Gal Gadot like way before she
was wonder Woman and things like that. Way, I just think that it

(34:59):
just goes we started talking about people'slooks, it just goes like from zero
to one thousand in either direction.So I don't really like all right,
Sammy, who anticipateswer I thought,needs to be pretty secretive with her personal
life in terms of, you know, relationship wise or anything like that.
Yeah, I think it is interestingto get to Sammy stakings the newest person

(35:22):
you know. And Sammy wasn't herewhen Raby made out with our big fat
Uh what's his face? Tyler?Oh right, such a show and we
have time for another question here inthis route. Let me ask you,
is there all questions that were writtenby people here on the show, and

(35:44):
we are supposed to answer the questionbased on just for people that are in
this room. But these games,these party games are supposed to be anybody
at your party or if you're justlistening and playing along and home. Just
think about who you would who youwould answer in your life. But all
right, who is who is mostlikely to cause a world war? World

(36:08):
war? Because those things are causedsometimes by the smallest, the stupidest thing
locked in little comments, well likea little oil. It is typically like
an assassination or a skirmish. Lockedin who is most likely to cause a
world war? Okay, would youin? Yeah? Same, It's my

(36:30):
only thought really, but I'm tryingto figure out how well. I mean,
just think about like how people wereup in arms of her cart narks.
Yeah yeah, I mean, anduh yeah, there was a there
were calls for his head, likesome of these other things that he does,
these things that he goes out anddoes or whatever could rub somebody the

(36:51):
wrong way. I mean a tushingbutton world war, but he had he's
a button pusher. But he couldbe the next Brittany grinding or something that
would be that would be ravy.That's true, that's true. But he
does something internationally with cardon arcs orsomething it's locked up something like that,
jail. I mean that would begreat for us ratings wise. Yeah,

(37:13):
yeah, think about the show forone. Yeah, yeah, I think
I am the number one choice,but then my secondary choice right behind it
would be a woody because every timeChina comes up, what does he say?
Garbage country? It is a garbagecountry, and it's just fact and
look, no one cares what atalk show host in the anywhere says.
Typically, but if just for someweird reason, it got in the wrong
hands and was taking the wrong way, Yeah, I get that. I

(37:37):
think taking whichever way they like.It's a garbage country. Wait, what
should they do about it? Wouldhe? What? What are they going
to do about? I don't know, what do you mean? What should
they do about? Be better people, you know, be a better be
a better government to your people.Is there anything they should liquor suck?
Uh? Yeah, my da,it's a garbage country. I hate that
everybody just always bows down to themall the time. It's so annoying.

(37:59):
It's a when I say garbage country, the people there's you know, I'm
not talking about all the people wholive in China garbage people, though I'm
sure there are, just like they'rehere anywhere else. But you know,
we're talking about that garbage government whotreats their people awful. You know,
communists, you know, uh,sweatshop running losers. Yeah yeah, and

(38:20):
then everybody's goes like, oh,we're good, we cannot we need their
money in their market. But ifeverybody got together and was like, you
know what, China suck all ofour d's, what would they do?
What could they do? They can'tdeal with if everybody and they use World
War three and again that's at meon all social media plans. No,

(38:43):
thank you. I don't want anypart of a yeah menace. I guess
you make a good argument for seaBass because he actually travels internationally and you'll
never catch me international, right,See, that's the only well he would.
He would have to find your wordson the internet. And I don't

(39:06):
know he physically goes to the countryand I second that, okay, or
third that yeah, yeah, whatwhat country were you talking about there?
Because said that was China? Okay, in a garbage country? And where
is he on social and says thethe fat white man who eats their Chinese

(39:32):
food? What do this? Hasnothing to do with the food, I
think you said. I said,it has to do with the government and
how awful they treat I think that'syou need to defind that. What's that?
Because when you say garbage country.I think I just did a big
thing about it. I think hedid, but I think in the past
it's too proud of a statement.You have to and I think I have
mentioned that a number of pretty muchevery time it comes up. Chese,

(39:58):
what's the Chinese is delicious? Ilove Panda express, get it? Not
real Chinese? I don't expect tosay a really saying. You guys want
to do the menace word of theday. Yeah, all right, well
I guess I should ask you,good Menace, do you want to do
the menace word of the day.Well, here we go, Menace worth

(40:22):
the day. See what we got. So we're trying to improve MENACE's vocabulary,
and it's a learning experience, alearning opportunity for people who are listening
and don't know the word. Now, I'm going to be straight up with
you today as one of those dayswhere I don't know this word. Greg
says he has heard of the word, but he could not give you the
definition of the word. Yeah.I mean he pronounced it properly just by

(40:45):
glancing at it. Menace didn't evenneed the pronunciation guide. Yeah. So
anyway, every week, every timewe do the menace war the day.
We just hand him a page fromthe word of the Day calendar that we
purchased for him earlier this year,and he just has to read us the
word, give the definition, andthen use that word in a sentence.
All of that is for him onthe page from the calendar. So there's

(41:06):
really no thinking here other than justread what you got and hopefully that sinks
in Hopefully his uh, his brainis porous and it could be absorbed,
yeah, into his brain, althoughhe has picked up some words, I
think four or five. Yeah.Now, you, as the listener,
you have a chance to win oneof our prizes. You want to be
the first person to correctly guess whatword he's supposed to be trying to say.

(41:29):
Even if he gets it right onthe first try, still text that
word over to two two nine eightyseven. Be the first person with the
word and the correct spelling, andyou will be the winner. Two two
nine eight seven. Manis are youready for today's word? Yes? All
right, here we go. Whatis today's word of the day. Today's
word of the day is pugnaculous.Pugnaculous, pugnaculars. Look, I follow

(42:01):
that dog on Instagram. Uh pagnocious, pagnocious, Uh paganist sheesh? I

(42:22):
think I was just need to knowthe word. Can you pronounce it?
Like right away? I think Iwent to school with him. Yeah,
that's the name of the Indian restaurantdown the street from my house. Oh

(42:43):
they're not it's so good. Uhman, I do not know. We
have a lot of crutched guesses sofar, really many and definitions. In
fact, I'm shocked that you didn'tknow this word. Yeah, I don't
know this word peg knock ulcious oouoxious. You just give it to me.

(43:08):
I'm never pugnacious, Wait, pognaciousor dog almost like pugnation, pugnation.
Pugnation should be down with pugnation allright, So it's pugnacious. That's
the word for today. And whatis the definition menace? Having a quarrelsome

(43:30):
or what? Oh? I thinkhaving a quarrelsome quarrelsome quarrelsome having now quarrelsome
or combative nature. Uh that's true, gent true? Where's the G?

(43:57):
I like how you add an Lto the actual word and then take a
way. This is a very rareword. Truculent, truculent trunculent, truculent,
not trunk, not trunk truculent.Yes of nature, truculent, trunculent,

(44:20):
truculent, not trunk, truck truculent, drive truck, truculent. I
use it a sentence, Harvard man, Like, that's a word. If
you can't get in the Harvard,you go to Harvard School. My parents
couldn't afford the air Jordan's, sothey took me to pay less and I

(44:42):
got the air Gordon's. All right, Can we say the original word first?
Pugnacious, pugnacious, pugnacious. Allright, so now we want you
to use the word in a sentence, A man's word of the day.
Here we go. Male European lizards, all right, calm down. Male

(45:06):
European green lizards are a pugnacious lot. But when facing off, individuals make
the decision to fight for flee,fight, fight or flee, Fight or
flee or flee. That's true OnInstagram it's a pug of course. Only

(45:29):
got three followers week, My doghas like ten thousand. Is what is
the word of today? Menace?Pugnacious? Oh that was good. There
we go. Menis you sometimes havea pugnacious nature when it comes to the
word of the day. Yeah,yeah, whatever, Yeah, that's it.

(45:50):
Yeah, it's lizards show people,this is the show. It is
significant other week here on the showwhen we found this new survey asking people
to give their significant other letter gradesABC, d rs and a bunch of

(46:12):
different aspects of their relationship. Andthe overall grade that people wound up with
was a B minus. But thereare ten key categories, and just like
we did with Menace, we're gonnaask Greg Gory this morning to go through
and give himself, grade himself howhe thinks he is on these ten different
categories. And then what we're gonnado is we're gonna get his partner,
Mario on the phone, and we'regonna compare and see how he would grade

(46:36):
Greg in these different areas. Andthen we'll compare the two and see how
close they are. Okay, good, I mean, there's I wonder if
they're gonna be similar. I thinkthey might be. Do you honestly think
that Mario will give you honest answerswill give him answer? Yeah? I
do, I mean I do.I don't think, I mean, I
know you guys, don't believe me. But there's almost nothing that we argue

(46:58):
about. I was thinking about this, and I think the only thing we
really argue about is each other's driving. That's about it. Yeah, and
uh so I think I know he'llbe honest. Okay, Well, Greg,
are you ready? I'm very ready? All right? So, Uh,
your taste in movies and television wouldyou give yourself? I would say,

(47:21):
uh, probably a B plus.I think we're very compatible. We're
both addicted to HGTV. Okay,I'm not that big on movies per se.
Yeah, keep watching the one.We'll pick a favorite movie and go
with it fifty times. Forget goingto the movies. Yeah, yeah,
I rarely because it gives him anxiety. Yeah. And uh and and but

(47:45):
we have about the same taste,So B plus B plus. What about
patience? I'm also going B pluson that. I don't I'm unlike Menace
in the sense I actually enjoy waitingfor stuff like the slow roll. Yeah,
like the slow roll. I likea slow dinner. I like Thursdays
better than Fridays because I'd rather haveFriday in front of us, not be

(48:06):
at it. Yeah, he likesto go to a restaurant with the reservation
to be told, it's gonna beabout fifteen twenty minutes if you want to
wait the bar and he goes loveit. I love it. I want
a long separation between apps and entree. I love waiting. I'm very patient.
All right. How about making aneffort with Mario's family and parents that
I will give in myself an a. I'm very involved with them when we

(48:29):
see them, which is not allthe time, but I spend a lot
of time talking to his sister andhis brother in law, niece, his
nephew. Yeah, very engaged.I'm going a all right romance overall.
Overall, I'm going C minus.I am a horrific gift giver. I

(48:51):
am uncreative when it comes to gifts. He's incredibly creative. I'm not like
run out and get flowers for noreason. I am leave a card for
no reason kind of guy. ButI don't think that makes up for the
lack of my creativity when it comesto romance. All right. Yeah,
cleanliness a plus plus? Yeah?Is it higher than that? Neither of

(49:15):
us will go to bed unless wequote make the couch. You know,
you can't have a dirty dish theway you make the bed. We make
the couch. So for people whoaren't familiar, I know what you mean.
But for people who aren't familiar,what do you mean by make the
couch like straighten of the pillows oris there more? Well, there's more
than Yeah. You have to makesure the cushions are flat and they're at
right angles. You have to makesure the pillows are fluffed and leaning in

(49:37):
the right way. Each one hasits own place. Naturally, you can't
have a crease in the cushion,of course, straighten out the creases.
Make sure that the tray that wehave the remote controls on is at a
right angle on the ottoman in frontof the couch. You can't just turn
off the lights and go to bed. Yeah, you have to like prepare
like a psychopathy, complete and utterpsycho. Is he on board with you

(50:00):
all that? Like he's totally Yes, not as much. You don't think
he's just playing long to be nice. No, I think he is.
But no, he'll get up andmake the bed every single day. He's
very clean. But if you openhis closet, holy crap, it's a
disaster. So you can't see it. It doesn't matter being spontaneous I will
give myself an F. Yeah,an absolute F. If I'm being honest,

(50:23):
my wet dream would be house arrest. I don't like making plans.
You know. My favorite plans arecanceled plans. I love being home.
If I'm home and there's no foodin the house, I would rather eat
an ice cube for dinner than haveto run to the store for three minutes.
I don't want to be spontaneous atall. If I plan a trip,

(50:45):
it's months in advance. Awful atspontaneity. Okay, F how would
you grade your listening? See thisis where I think we would have polar
opposite grades. I would give myselfa minus. I think he would give
me probably a D. But Ithink there's a reason that I think he
would give me a bad grade becauseI'm so hard of hearing. And then

(51:07):
he always tells me stuff and Isay, really that happened. He says,
yes, I told you that.First of all, Mario is going
to give Greg a D. Ithink it's hearing. It's also a memory.
My memory is, Oh, it'sso bad. I saw something the

(51:28):
other day that said, if youhad a traumatic head injury as a kid,
you would have a bad memory.And I did have a traumatic head
injury as a kid, so Iwonder if that is to blame. I
fell off. I climbed up alittle five fot retaining wall and fell over
backwards, landed on top of myhead, and I was unconscious for like
fifteen minutes. And uh, that'straumatic and maybe it was from that.

(51:51):
But yeah, you're right, menasI didn't think of that. I do
have a terrible memory. I probablywould forget today tomorrow. That's very scary.
There's so much stuff that you don'tremember. I'm like, that was
such a huge event, right,you know, it's the significant other quiz
number eight Humor. What would yougrade yourself on humor? I'd give myself
an A. I'm always trying tomake him laugh. I'm always doing stupid
little dances to TV themes, orif we're in the car and a song

(52:13):
comes on, I'll do some stupidthings. Helicopter. I've never done the
helicopter, Are you serious? No? Never, No, something to try.
I'll try. But yeah, I'malways trying to make him laugh,
trying to like song comes on,Greg drops trow and that would be funny,

(52:35):
or you know, like if Iif we're sitting on the couch and
I have to use the bathroom justfor no reason, I'll just get up
and pull my pants on, mybutts hanging out and just walk down the
hall with my I'm just trying tolike make him laugh all the time.
All right, Number nine, setus a video with that but thing so
random, it's so weird, allright, number nine, Give yourself a
grade on overall four play skill.Okay, insert your pun here. Give

(52:58):
myself a D my time. Myidea of for play would be like a
sext, Like if we're on abusiness trip together and I'll send them a
text like, Hey, can't waitto get home. I know you won't
be there when I get there,but when you get home, all be
in bed meet me there. That'smy idea of for play. I mean
it's not like I do anything specialor like put on a special outfit or

(53:22):
you know, spend time with kissinganything like that. So I don't know.
To me, for play is whatMenace thinks of lingerie, Like it's
kind of eighties, just the idea, but just get the like. But
see, I think this is alsothe difference between men and women because it's
two dudes, you're really caring aboutthat. He's a dude, Like,

(53:43):
let's just go and you're right,that's and that's how guys are spend time
French. Right, I've told youyou got to get a moist, and
I've told you. I've told youmultiple times. I don't even have to
ask you. What do I doif I'm in the mood? What do
I do? Just go up tothe Mario nun zip right, yeah,
the end, the end? Allright? And then uh, number ten,

(54:04):
how would you grade your overall sexlife? I would say a minus?
All right, I don't I question. Well, you know what I'm
gonna change that Greg gives a sexualdevian. He's like having sex in his
backyard. Yeah that's true. Youknow he's doing involved Yeah, crazy stuff,

(54:24):
water Buffalo. Yeah, Like Igive my body and my skills an
F. Actually, what's lower thanan F? I'll give him a G.
But overall I mean satisfaction with thesex life and all that. Yeah,
I'll go a minus a minus.Yeah, and then, uh,
how do you think Mario? Youcan take a guess on this one.
How do you think he's gonna gradeyour manscaping? M Probably? Oh,

(54:49):
he'll give me an a on that. I'm very particular, no kidding,
really opening up. What do youmean particular? Is kind of a fade?
You know, you all get tapergoing on, Like okay, you
guys know what like a number tworazor is right, like the number two
guard. You do the number twoguard all over, and then you do
the number one like at the bottomof the tree, right, you know,

(55:13):
like when you're around the base,like a whacker would go the multily
right, like you don't mow yourlaw and then leave the grass around the
tree, you know, you makeit even shorter to find the area.
So yeah, I guess technically itwould be a fade A plus A plus
yeah answers. Yeah, we're gonnaget Mario on the horn and we're gonna

(55:38):
compare what Gray was gretting himself andthen see what Mario would grade him in
all these different areas. We'll getto that. It's the significant other week
here on the Woody Show. Mariojoins us. Next, hang up the

(56:00):
show significant other week, you're onthe way show continues. We just got
Greg's own grades on how he thinkshe measures up in these different areas.
The survey asking people to give theirsignificant other letter grades and a bunch of
different aspects of their relationship, andso we asked Greg to grade himself first
before we talked to Gregg's partner Mario, who joins us now on the phone.

(56:24):
Oh bab oh babe bit Oh hey, so Mario, welcome to the
show, and thank you for callingin. We're asking We know that you
and Greg you like to uh pumpeach other up as far as like you
know, like, oh, you'rethe best, babe, oh babe.
Well we do, but we're lookingfor honest answers today, and honest answers.

(56:50):
Okay, good, all right.Starting with the question that has nothing
to do with the significant other quiz, Mennis saw a picture on Instagram where
he's wearing a an Arimez bracelet.How much of that bracelet cost? That
is not the one that he talkedabout. That one was seven seven hundred

(57:12):
okay, I marked it at eighthundred plus. All right, maybe it's
a different model than I know.I may I round up the round out
sometimes the lee way there. Now, Mario, you're not on speaker phone
on our hands free right all right, here we go. Uh, this
is the significant other quiz. Andquestion number one is how would you grade

(57:37):
Greg's taste in movies and TV shows? I would say an all right.
So number two, what about Greg'spatience? How would you grade that?
I would say P y C plus, Like why wouldn't you get a better
grade than that? Gregs patient whenit comes to waiting for a table,
but he's off when it comes todriving Crassic and yeah, he wants to

(58:06):
cancel plans all things you mentioned.Three calls on the road, all right?
Number number three, making an effortwith your family, talking about your
family, Mario, making an effortwith your family and parents A plus A
plus good. Greg says, hedoes make a really good effort there.
Number four. In the beginning withthat one, he was because he's very

(58:30):
shy, and my family was veryYeah, but he was a little reserved.
It would be the first time hemet my family, because my family
is the definition of RBS, sothey're very intimidating. My family loves His
sister has mega ultra nuclear resting bitchface, and you think that she's so

(58:54):
angry at you, but she's justneutral. Which, by the way,
Greg, it sounds like you couldspring for a new phone from all I
know what room are you in rightnow? We can barely hear you.
I'm in the office. Oh that'sweird. That's our phone talking room.
Okay, all right. So numberfour is overall romance. What would you
give Greg on that? I wouldgive him a C. See he gave

(59:15):
himself a C minus. Oh wow, yeah, you gave yourself a true.
But I'm harsh on myself. Ithought you would get me higher than
Okay, why a C. I'mdefinitely even more thoughtful in that opponement,
I think, Yeah, that's whatGreg said. I said, you give

(59:36):
better, more thoughtful gifts. Absolutely, when you guys go away on trips
to your other markets, to theother stations, and he comes home and
I'm not there's some flowers and aglass of wine in a card, or
just a welcome hall gifts for himon the table, little things like that.
But he would never do that.I don't think to do that.

(59:57):
Number should get it, I shouldget en f This one should be easy.
What would you give him for cleanliness? Of course? Naturally? Number
six is being spontaneous. That's anotherone that's right on. Wow, it's
weird. What about listening? Sohere's the thing with that one, I

(01:00:19):
think he listens, but he hasa bad memory. Yeah, he does
have a bad memory. He doesn'tretain it. I think it's bad hearing.
Now I think it's both. It'sboth. I think it's bad hearing
and bad memory combined. But I'mtrying to listen. Yeah, I think.
Well that's the one of the things. Well we have if you want
to even call it an argument asactually our driving because he thinks I drive

(01:00:44):
too fast? Yeah, I becauseI want to try and beat the navigation
by like fifteen minutes. Who doesn'tI follow him something, and then a
couple of months or weeks later,I repeat it or bring it up again.
Any claim that I never told him. This happens all the time,

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and I swear it's either I havea bad memory or you have false memory
syndrome, because there's so many timesthat I say I didn't know that.
Oh I told you that, andI'm in my head I think, avoid
the argument, but I don't thinkhe told me. Impossible, Greg was
wasted drunk When you know, mostlikely Mario, what what grade did you
give money on the listening? Iwould say, minus, wow, I

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gave yourself d right. Well,no, he said that Mario would guess
d or I would say David.Greg gave himself an a minus. Let
me let me revise that because shedon't. I did say she does memory,
so I would says, if youdon't have to pay the grad?
He felt guilty there. That wasWhat about Greg's humor? What would you

(01:01:52):
give Greg in the humor department?I would say plus because he is funny?
All right? What about overall?For play skill? What would you
give Greg here? I wouldn't evenbecause we don't we don't do four play.
Greg said the same thing, givehimself a D. I did give

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myself a D. But with thecaveat that they don't really do that,
right, But you got to picka grade. You got to pick a
grade, and that's the whole thing. Yeah, and then, uh,
what about what about sex life?Overall? Sex life? An? Exactly
what Greg said? God, thatwas a really long pause. Though,

(01:02:37):
what do you want to The longpause makes me wonder what do you want
to do? It was? Therewas no pause? I answered it.
So, how how could he bebetter? Nipple player? Clamps? Yeah,
like clamps, outfit sall gags,vacuum seals, manipulation, Yeah,

(01:03:06):
like, how could it be better, Mario, rubber masks. Throw an
answer before they give me these choices. Dinner. I like the what we
do stuff outside? Okay, youlike the sex, that's good nature?
Yeah yeah, and then we haveand then we have a bonus question.
How would you grade Greg's manscaping?Oh he's very well cut downstairs? Mm

(01:03:32):
hmm so great. Oh heylus.Greg did very well. I did do
well, Thank god. I wouldgive him an A plus as well.
Down there. All right, you'redoing very well on the calendar. Wow,
well, Mario, thank you somuch for for calling in and having

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some fun with us this morning.Good luck with that phone. Yeah yeah,
the space station. Yeah. Waitnow all of a sudden, Hall,
now say something you love. Wow, we're at the end of the
segment now, Claire man else.Yeah, he didn't want me to hear
his f for number six. Sowhat what room of the house are you

(01:04:14):
in now, Mario, I'm stillI haven't even moved. Oh go figure,
that's our see that's our luck.That is that's our luck. Jeez.
Well, Mario, thank you somuch for calling in. Have a
great day. Thank you all right, see man all crystal clear at the
end. Insane how that's totally insane, Woody. What was question number seven

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again? Listening? Okay, that'swhere I give myself an A minus and
he gave me a C minus.Yeah, but then he upgraded it to
a B minus. That was apity pity pity pretty on part though.
All Right, well, look we'regonna take a break. We'll come back.
We got some more Woody show comingup for you next. Hang on.

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It's a Woody show and it's Wednesdaymorning, and it's another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Non Woody, that's raving he Greg
gorg morning, good morning, thereis menace. What is up, Woody?
Yeah, that's Sammy Bort, CarolineMorgan Vaughn. Everybody's here and you

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on the phones at eight seven sevenforty four, Woody. That's eight seven
seven forty four Wooding. You canalso send us a text over to two
to nine eight seven. We'll beusing those phones to take your questions,
fellas. The fellas out there,do you have a question for the ladies
by the Yeah, there was asurvey asking women what things could or should

(01:05:42):
be re engineered to make them morecomfortable for women? Okay, and we'll
see if you ladies agree. Massagetables could have boob holes for a little
rough for better comfort, all right. They didn't even really think about that.
Yeah, I have to adjust alot on the table. Women also
said larger pockets. Yes, isthat a thing? Pocket? Look at

(01:06:04):
a pair of women's jeans or pairs. Because I don't want to carry around
a purse, so to put mykeys in my phone in my pockets.
Yeah, I would love to beable to. You're not a purse person
either, neither's rava. Who's designingwomen's clothes women, women and gay guys
mostly? Yeah, and you guysare doing it because you prefer looks over

(01:06:26):
of course, fashion overfunction. Theladies say there should be purse or bag
hooks mounted on the vanities in publicrestrooms. Don't turn purse on the floor
or the countertops, you know,too wet or too small. Also special
compartments and vehicles where you can keepyour purse. Okay, carseholder, Yeah,
just sit it on the seat.Yeah right, No, still want
to be visible? Yeah, questionfor the ladies if you got one eight

(01:06:53):
seven seven forty four, woodie,if you have a question for the ladies
listening, you can text. Youcan text over to two to nine eight
seven. Here's one off the text. Why do women go for bad guys
or criminals? They always have allthe girls after, but at least they
have something to talk about with theirgirlfriends so much he sucks, So ladies,
think about that and then maybe youcan give us an answer. We'll

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get back from the break. You'reon the Woody Show hands a truly show
every morning, and I said,my man, cool, really all right,
welcome back, and questions for theladies. Normally it's raby questions for
the fellas, but we're looking tolearn about women today, and I would

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like legitimate curiosity. I know somepeople, you know, it's funny,
like the guy who texted over said, have you ever sneezed in a tampon?
Shot? Out right? Yeah?I get like, you know,
trying to be funny, but legitimatequest I know Greg's got some legitimate questions,
and I think that's a good onethat we got on the text before
we went to the break about whyis it that you know, women always

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say they want the nice guys,there's no nice guys out there, but
then they always go for, youknow, bad guys. Or criminals,
like they'll write to women in prisonand our right to our dudes in prison
and things like that. So like, what, like what is that we
brought in Morgan? Good morning,Morgan, good morning, and Caroline's working
from home today, otherwise we couldhave her piped in here. But all
right, so you guys have ananswer for that, Raby, Sammy Morgan.

(01:08:20):
No, Well, it's more exciting, number one, because the nice
guys can be boring, so itis more exciting. And then also it's
like seeing the other side. You'relike, well, I know that,
you know, you see him asa murderer, but you don't know him
the way side. There's always potentialfor change. You're the one that can

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do change. I did see somethingabout that somebody on the text six to
one zero texting over. Women gofor the bad guys because they want to
be the person of the reason theguy changes for the better, like the
fantasy that they're so special someone wouldmagically become the perfect man. I mean
it never works out that way.Yeah, I mean Raby had that in
her guy. Sure. Yeah,but I'm going back to the part where
they're boring the nice guys because thesebad boys it gives the women stuff to

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talk about with their friends, likeoh he did this, he did that.
And the other thing that the conversationmet us all the time is they
will just like ignore them or bemean to them, love them, right,
Yeah, I think girls want tochange someone. But also it's like
you want what you can't have.So guys like the pursuit of a woman.
I think women like that too.Guys do not like the pursuit of

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a woman, Yes they do?No? Yeah, yeah, seriously that
that whole I guess there are maybea couple of guys by the chase,
you know, they go, butlike, no, the average guy,
no way, I don't want toplay any games. We want it dropped
in our lap. Yeah yeah,but then you're bored, you move on

(01:09:48):
to the next. No, we'resimple. That's not happy. I disagree
with that. Let's go to hChris. Good morning, Chris, Chris
morning. All right, So what'syour question for the ladies? So I
want to know what the fascination iswith the size, shaped color of their

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boobs. They all seem to beso self conscious about their boobs. But
to a guy, a boob aboob. All right, good question for
the ladies. Uh, I haveno idea. I don't think I'm weird
about my boobs. Definitely not.I've had mine reduced. I have no
feeling in them. I don't eventhink about them. I don't even know.

(01:10:31):
Yeah, I mean I guess.Yeah. What he's kind of saying
is like, i've women when they'reyou know, they'll they'll compare it and
a bet in a bathroom or lockerroom. Where's guys will not do that
with weens. I have never comparedboobs with anybody. Okay, I think,
but being competitive, we're talking aboutthe cattiness and being competitive. But
are you talking about hold on thisand when you say like you compared like

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it's not like you're going, ohhey girl, let me see your boobs.
It's like that you're just kind ofnoticing other women or whatever, right
or is it just like it goesback to handbags, like oh she has
a better handbag, Oh she hasthe better boobs. I know women who
have, especially if they have implants, who will it will take them out
look at them. They'll have thatmakes sense, girl, one girl will

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feel the other girls person And that'sa good idea, by the way to
do a lot of that. Chris, thanks man, appreciate the call.
Greg Gory, you have like alist of questions. I have quite a
few. I want to start with, why do women call eat their friend's
girlfriends? I had lunch with mygirlfriend. Imagine if a guy said,
how would you do today? Well, that's more like a guy would never
say that she's nicer than saying like, I had lunch with this bitch.

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Oh no, my friend. Yeah, I had lunch with this is my
I would like you to meet myfriend Samantha. Now it's my girlfriend.
That's true. It's so strange.I mean, I don't usually say girlfriends,
but I don't. I don't know. You say my goal pals,
I don't say my cow pals.Like best make something like that. Okay,

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Picture an old timey scenario where it'scold out. The woman doesn't have
a jacket. The man does,obviously because he's prepared, so he hands
his jacket to the woman. Whydon't you just put the jacket on?
They always drape it over their shoulders. I don't get it. I don't
think that that is a real lifescenario, that Hollywood scenario. Every restaurant
my wife does. I would say, because the sleeves are so long,

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it's not proportionate to the girl.So if I put on a guy's jacket
and he's six feet tall, thesleeves of a jacket that aren't easily rolled
up because it's a suit jacket aregoing to be super long. That makes
six fts like four foot two.But you know, she want to write,
don't even try. And this goesback to another thing I was thinking
about, Like a lot of womendon't dress for the occasion. They dress

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for the arrival. Yeah, andthen after five minutes they're already uncomfortable.
Shoes are already shoes hurt. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like
you can't sit in whatever you're wearing. I lived in a cold climate.
I had a friend come visit waswearing capri pants and a tank top.
She was freezing today. I knewwhere you were going. Remember, I

(01:13:06):
was the thing. I was doingsomething with Tory spelling, and she had
on something that she couldn't even sitin, and so like they had to
kind of almost like prop her upagainst something. It's miserable, you know
what I mean. But like youwere going to be there for a while,
Yeah, but you literally can't sitdown, but you can't. Wow,

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you just can't sit down, Ladieswith the shoes, they're just impractical.
You have to get those disposable flats. By the way, ladies,
I'm impressed when I can see womenwalking around in heels, especially the real
tall ones. How you do it? I have no idea. I get
anxious when I watch a woman godown a set of stairs in heels.

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Movies, when women in high hillsare running. Oh my god, you're
going to break your eargle. Here'sa question, uh on the text?
What kind of things put you inthe friend zone? Being too nice,
being too too nice, available,being a straight playing games? Yeah,

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everything not damn it, being agentleman you know well? I mean also
never making a move. You putyourself there. It's not that we put
you there. But when you becomea reliable person in our lives that we
confide in and enjoy hanging out with, and you never made a move,
you now are a friend because Idon't want to go through a scenario where
we break up and now you're outof my life because I do really like

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you, so I want you tosticker out. Okay, But like if
if you make a move and you'recreepy, then you're creepy right, well,
exactly risk. You're taking a risk. You're taking a risk of being
too fast, too forward, toolike you anxious. It is a risk,
but you still have to do it. You got to do it because
you have more feelings than being afriend. So you just gotta like you

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guys know the answer, the answeryou're looking. But what's annoying is women
won't make the move. If thewomen love love the guy as well,
like just show it. By theway, the guy will always accept it.
Whatever. If you make the move, he will always accept as a
woman who makes the move. I'mtelling you, ladies do it. It's
such a superpower because guys don't getapproached or made the move on. Yeah,

(01:15:23):
because we don't want to be seenas creepy or you know, like
a I don't know, assaulting you. If you find a woman attractive,
it's like they're immediately a creep.Can you give me an I guess it's
different for everybody, but can yougive me, like, give me an
example of like when you say,oh, he's too what would be an

(01:15:44):
example of a guy is too nice? What does that mean? Just like
constantly texting you. How are youwhat you're doing? You know, like
all the things that are just somebodywho's constantly available to you, always on
time. But you said makes aguy nice? Right, yeah? Too
nice? Well that's too nice?You want you want nice? Yes,

(01:16:05):
but too nice? I think sayingis like there's no space, I can't
breathe. You know it also benice, but don't be in my face
me because I have you know,trust issues. It makes me suspicious.
I'm like, well, why areyou being so nice? Why are you
doing all these things for me?You know what I mean? Glory.

(01:16:29):
I've heard that it's really difficult tofind a bra that you like that's comfortable,
that fits well. So when youdo find one that you like that's
comfortable, that fits well, whydon't you just keep buying that same bra?
Buy more? You know, whenit happens if you have to be
professionally measured for a broad and ifyou're not, the BRA's not going to
fit, right, It's just soit's custom. You definitely need to be

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measured to know your measurements. Like, if you're out there just guessing,
brash, it'll never fit because I'vegone bra shopping with with my axe with
with friends, and you would thinkthey're trying to find a needle in the
haystack. Bras are the worst,right, But that's what I'm saying,
Once you find one that works foryou, Yeah, fifty shirts, just

(01:17:10):
buy the same one over people dothem. I don't wear them, so
I can't speak on this. LuckyI'm with Ravy. I've never found one
that I've gone, oh, thisis it, this is the every bra
is something wrong with it? Buthave you all been fit for bras?
No? Professionally? No, Ineed a professional measure Well, I thought
she was asking the room everybody likesand I've never used to tap. Have

(01:17:40):
you ever been measured for? Notprofessionally? Okay? That was a segment
on Broad City where the moms tookthe girls to go get professional measurements and
they're like, oh my god,a bra that finally fits seem that hard.
There's another question on the text,how do you know? And this
is this is how Okay? Iknow this is like a more and lowest

(01:18:00):
common denominator, but I am curious. It's just based on time or like,
do you know when your tampon's full? You know? To change it.
It's just like an knowing. ButI don't go into the bathroom,
okay, regardless, Yeah, regardless, Okay, I don't. I don't
know, no feeling. Legitimate question, like honest question. And is it
a heavy flow day? Is ita lighter flow day? You flow heavy

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in the beginning, yeah, andyou know lighter, but there's different sizes.
There's like jumbo tamps and then there'slighter flow tamps. So there's nothing
for like the Apple Watch, likea light comes on like a like a
like a low fuel light kind ofengine, like still here where you can

(01:18:45):
feel it, Like I guess isthe question or I guess you just change
it regardless, I just change it. Yeah, you kind of know in
the back of your head how longYou're like, oh, the time has
been in for like five hours,so I gotta swap it up. And
you know yourself as a person,We're not those idiot women that forget it
and get it a month later gotthe toxic shot. I knew a girl
had to go to the hospital andget it removed, like so embarrassing people

(01:19:11):
like, oh, yeah, Ijust forgot I had a tamp camp.
So dumb idiot that has never happenedto me in life. You've never forgot
you never forgotten her? Okay,because not morons? All right, Well,
you know we had somebody that workedon this show that forgot well,
and how a would you classify her? Well, no challenge, she forgot.
She was a great person, nicegirl. She's the type of person

(01:19:33):
that would forget a tamp just justchallenge. But when you have that one
email in your email box that youknow, you know about, you're aware
of it, but then you know, you forget maybe for a second,
and then before you know it,everything else happens and it just gets keeping
pushing further and further down, andthen you're in hospital. Next thing you
know, you're in the hospital.Right happen. We're gonna go back to

(01:19:56):
the phones after the break. Alsosome more of these text messages. Greg's
some more questions. He's he's fullof them. I got a couple other
ones here too that that have comeover them. I'm very curious about.
Yeah, I mean, I knowthe thing with the the hair stuck to
the wall in the shower like thatis and it is on purpose and so
it doesn't go in the drain,right, Yeah, so it doesn't go
there like end up clearing out thedrain and there's no way to get it

(01:20:19):
off right now. If they leaveit there, they forget. It's like
the girls to forget their tampons.They forget even though they're standing because like
my sister would do that growing up. I know. He's like big long
strands of hair on the wall sometimesmy wife because she'll collect it like at
the end of the shower and it'llbe like this. It looks like a
hamster sitting on the wall on theeither on the floor of the shower or

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on a little bench in there,like she'll sit it on there. I'm
like, can you come get thisright? Like I know, it's just
like hair from her head and stuff, but it's like it's all you turn
the water off, your memory turnsoff, like yeah, it's right there.
Yeah, all right, some morequestions for the ladies. And again
if you got a question eight sevenseven forty four, what he will get
to it next? Stop mentioned whatshow? This is the Woodie show.

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Jung Honey, I want to gosome fancy fun honey, you know the
nice one. All right, Sowe're back into questions for the ladies.
An example of men being too nice. Was once asking, wait, is
this okay? Anytime that he wouldput his arm around me or his hand
on my leg? And I'm allabout consent sexually, but I want some

(01:21:29):
confidence the fear has been instilled,you know what? Absolutely right, Yeah,
that is absolutely true. Like I'myou know, man to be a
to be a young man out therenow, you know, like a like
a teenage boy, college age boy. Whatever. Man, not easy.

(01:21:49):
Let's see. Oh, the theboom thing. Lady texting over about like
why are you so obsessed with youknow, the look or shape or whatever?
Uh three two says I think thebiggest thing for me is my ariola.
My ariola is bigger than the sizeof my boob and if they are
in proportioned, that is weird.So I got a boob jobs down my

(01:22:10):
areola matches the size of my wellthat makes sense. Sweet. Yeah,
I do have a quick question whenyou know, like where do you want
to go eat? Oh? Youknow where you really want to here's a
question because Andrew Andrew's on the phone, he had that question. And Andrew,

(01:22:31):
Yeah, thank you, Yeah,so like you. And then we
have another one. Women are soindecisive of what to eat when you ask
them, But then when you givethem options, they don't like any of
the options. They know where theywant to get. It's just hardwired into
your programming. Ladies, I willalways say what I want to eat,
yeah, because I don't like todo that dance if I hate it.
If I wanted so pizza, let'sgo for pizza. Yeah, you know,

(01:22:54):
burger whatever, fancy dinner, Let'sgo out for steaks or something like
that. Yeah. Was that questionfor It's right for you Andrew to satisfy
your curiosity. That was it.My biggest question was just like why is
it so difficult to find a placeto eat because you know what you want
to eat, right, and Idon't know where you want to eat.
It'd be easier if you just tellme. They agree, and most guys

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don't care. I think most dudesare like, I'll find something and they're
totally fine. I think women aretypically more like selective when it comes to
like what I'm eating today or whatI had earlier. Like, guys,
we're just garbage disposals. We'll prettymuch eat whatever. Yeah. I think
I'm the same way as like,I'm not picking at all. I can
eat anything, So restaurant doesn't matterto me, fast food whatever. So
I genuinely don't care. But peopledon't believe that. When I'm like,

(01:23:38):
oh I don't care, damn yeah, I'm the worst. I always say
I don't care. You pick unlessit's somewhere that I don't want to go.
That's what we're saying. Just saywhere you want to go, or
say where you don't want to go, because I, like my wife,
will say, all right, anywhere, I'm fine with pretty much anywhere,
but fast food. I don't wantfast food, all right, cool?

(01:24:00):
All right? That one category down, yeah, exactly. Or what I'll
do is I'll throw out three places, choose there you go. You know
here, here's I just threw outthree places. And I'm always thinking about
maybe the place that I know shelikes, or that there's something there that
I know she loves, and I'llthrow something out there. And they're three
different things. One is maybe likemore of a sit down menu thing,

(01:24:21):
other ones more of a fast casualChipotle type thing. And maybe something's just
kind of like a grab and go. I don't know. There are options,
and if you or unless you haveany other ideas, you let me
know right. I hate You're rightthough, that dance of what's for dinner?
My least favorite question. It's ridiculous. Least favorite question, Greg Gory.
I would like to know do yourears turn off when you wear flip

(01:24:42):
flops or boots like ug boots becausedrag drag, clump, clump, drag
drag. There's somebody in this roomthat wore ugg boots recently and it was
like, pick, do you nothear it? I thought it was a
sea bass? Do women not hearit? I guess not. I don't

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really. I mean, I don'tthink that's exclusive to women. People don't
pay attention to the noise they're making. People don't people in general. So
do not have the same complaint aboutheels because those are very large, right,
But that's the kind of as itdepends on ragging your feet in heels.

(01:25:25):
You're just walking. Where is theg spot up? And in how
far? If you find it?Let me know. I mean, you
don't think it exists, right,there's myth? Is that a myth?
No? I think everybody's different,so, but I don't think it's a
man. Is it the same generalvicinity? Like the same neighborhood or is
every woman's in a different neighborhood.I couldn't give you directions because it's a

(01:25:51):
myth. It's a mythical place.Some people know where to find it,
but women are liars. We'll getthe vibrant the rabbit. Look rabbit,
Sure, look at that curve.That's exactly where that thing's going. But
like there's a lot of rabbit.There's a lot of gift to thea.
It could be well an inch ortwo. There's not a lot of room

(01:26:14):
in there, right around the cornerkind of thing. Yeah, easy up
and in easy. How about this? So it's you say it's not a
thing. I say a thing.I say it's a thing. But everybody's
different a thing or no, Idon't, I don't, I don't know.
I feel so bad for y'all.Yeah, have you ever felt were
in pleasure? Yes, it's okay, good worry about me, morgan.

(01:26:41):
Speaking of which, I've got alittle vibrator for one of you guys.
It's a free gift of the AV and Awards. That's so nice.
It's so many I've ever seen.We have the age old question that we've
been asking forever from the five onefive. It says, why do women?
Why are women so hard on otherwomen when you should be uniting?

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That's that situation, that's a that'sa good question. I'm a uniter,
are you? I don't know thatthat's a question because why are men nice
to all men? Because we shouldunite? No, but it just seems
like the most basic pitch any chicksout there. For sure. It's not
because like if a woman does somethingawesome and you ask another woman about it,

(01:27:26):
there will always be some kind ofbackhanded comment. Catiness is real.
Yeah, there depends on the woman. I think it's a confidence thing.
So same with men or women.If you're confident in yourself, you don't
mind, you don't need distribing toother people. Yeah, but if you're
insecure something, then you see iseveryone else's competition? Okay, and it's
status seeking. It's sure, justhow they do it. How do you

(01:27:46):
think it's more like a ugly chickor a pretty chick thing? Well,
because there's men that brings it upevery once in a while, like,
oh, let me guess, likesomeone who's complaining about some supermodel there a
pageant or something. Yeah, Oh, let me guess who's complaining, and
he like pulls up profiles and stuff, and he's right, like ninety five
percent of the time. It's anotherit's not another pageant goer. Yeah.

(01:28:11):
Here one last question for the text, the obsession with popping pimples. Why
do so many people love that?Disgusted too? Never. I think it's
a medical thing because like for me, like once I get started, I
can't stop. Other people like you'llsee like, oh no, that on
your partner, Like, no,let me get it right. That's the
most disgusting friend, Let me getit. Yeah, my daughter's obsessed with

(01:28:33):
that. Oh yeah, and herand Menace can sit in a pimple popping
circle. Yeah. Those people arejust pickers. I mean, it's it's
the peeling of sunburns and stuff too. They just like to pick at other
people. Oh yeah, other peoplethough. Thanks. Yeah, it's a
thing. I mean I don't knowthat it's female specific. It's just a
general like mistaker. I've never seena dude go up to somebody else and

(01:28:56):
go ooh, let me get itright, let me pop ye. But
like that's definitely if it's gonna happen, it's gonna be a woman who does
that. Yeah, alright, halfwoman ladies, thank you, Yeah,
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