The Woody Show June 20th 2024 Podcast

Popular Graduation Songs, New Headlines, Nerdin Out and more!

Episode Transcript

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Sleep is due to the graphic natureof this program. Listener discretion is advised.
The Woody Show All This is theWoody Show. Insensitivity Training Class is

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now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today is Thursday. It
is June twentieth, twenty twenty four. Hello and welcome. Yes, hello
from Western Pennsylvania. Wow. Yes, myself, Ravy and Menace. We

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are in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. You'reat one oh five nine the XR station
here in Pittsburgh. We have abig event coming up on Saturday. We're
doing Burt Kreischer The Machine Noise,Yeah, for his fully Loaded festival.
So we got like a happy hourthing going. Also, we're gonna go
backstage with some listeners and go hangout. We're gonna we're calling it Rage
with the Machine It Yeah. Sowe're here in Raby's hometown of Pittsburgh,

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also where I graduated high school fromMount Lebanon Alumni Mount Lebanon. Just like
the other really smart guy. What'shis name, Oh, he runs the
Mavericks and he's on Shark Tank.What's his name? Oh, Mark Cuban,
Yeah Cuban. Shout out to Markc Yeah. The way to lose
in five games loser. Well,you know, he owns a team,
he doesn't play, you know.Anyway, thank you for being here giving

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us a me valuable time this morningon' what that's Ravy plumburoughs very own.
Oh, yes, there's there's amens Good morning, menus good morning.
I did grow up near at Pittsburgh. Yeah, Pittsburgh, California. Yeah,
but no h on the end ofit, and they spell it all
wrong, they spell it wrong.Yeah, we've got Sea Bass, We've
got Sammy Bort is here. Andthen of course our employee of the month,

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raining employee of the month, Carolineis here. Our associate producer.
Her name is Morgan. Good morningto you. Morgan Vaughan is here,
our video producer. Phones are openeight seven seven forty four Woody at eight
seven seven forty for Woody. Socoming up for you here on the show
this morning. Greg's out because wementioned on the show the other day that
his brother was in that motorcycle accidentand Greg's helping his parents out and wants

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to be there for his brother andwhat he's going through. So our thoughts
and everything are with Greg. Gregwill be back on Monday, but didn't
make the trip with us like hewas supposed to. I said to him
the other day, I said,man, that's a really long, elaborate
way to get out of going ona trip. I know, you know,
because Greg does not like to fly. We want to fly. Yeah,
I'm like, geez, you didn'thave to go that far. But

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no, Greg's going to be backon Monday. So we're thinking about Greg.
Today on the show, we havesee brand new redneck news we're gonna
get to also the trending news headlines, Rave's got nerd out for the hours
up the latest in the world ofnerds, and your birthdays your porno birthdays
will have that for you, andanother one of those music segments. Everybody
seems to like these music segments thatwe've been doing, and so we figured

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since graduation season, we're gonna dothe most popular song from the year you
graduated. But we also thought like, oh, maybe we'll throw on the
one from the year you were bornas well. So that and more this
morning here on the WOODI Show.If you want to be part of any
of it, you can go aheadand give us a call. Eight seven
seven forty four Woody. That iseight seven seven forty four Woody or hit

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us up with the text over totwo to nine eight seven some Woody show.
Did you know? And I'll startwith a little question here. Virtually
everyone did this twenty years ago,but now only twenty percent of people do
it. What is it? Sothink about it. I'll come back to
it at the end and I'll giveyou I'll give you a clue. Greg

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Gory is one of the twenty percentit. Oh yeah, I got so.
So think about that. Buying somethinghealthy if the grocery store makes you
more likely to also buy something that'sunhealthy. So you'll say to yourself like,
oh, I grab some broccoli.Good for me. I really deserved
the party size bag of p andon M and s speaking of something that
regularly bounce it out. Yeah,yeah, look I bought vegetab Yeah,

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I get it. Ice cream sandwichpretty good what he showed. Did you
know Alantis Moore Set one of yourfavorites? Yes, Sammy. Alanis Moore
Set gets the credit in the OxfordEnglish Dictionary for creating the phrase friends with
benefits. Really I did not knowthat? Yeah, because she used it
in the song head over Feet innineteen ninety five. You're my best friend,

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best friend, but benefits Yeah,and like nobody was saying that before,
and so she gets the credit.At least according to the Oxford English
Dictionary, what he showed. Didyou know what would it take to feel
financially prepared, like for an emergency, not for a retirement, or you
consider your self set. But newresearch has found the average person feels prepared

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for an emergency once they have howmuch saved up, say six months,
six months. It's a dollar amount. This is this is a dollar amount
for an emergency. Twenty thousand.I was going to say, like ten
thousand, ten thousand, that isa lot of money, but but it
could be a big emergency. Iwould say forty thousand, okay, like

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thousand. The average American probably yeah, five dollars, Yeah, that's what
it is. Dollars. That's thethat's the average gen zs need the least
at forty three hundred dollars in theirbank account at any given time to feel
prepared. Baby boomers would need tosixty five hundred gen xers forty nine hundred

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just to be able to handle likean emergency. Designer vagina surgery one of
the fastest growing cosmetic procedures among youngpeople young people technically called laby of plasty.
It involves the removal or the alteringof tissues from the labia aka the
curtains, the flaps, the foldsof skin that sit on either side of
a woman's vaginal opening. By theway, you guys know what they call

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all the other useless skin around thevagina? No, no, the woman.
Yeah you've heard that one before,that right, Yeah, that's a
big one. The massogynist meeting.Everybody starts with the prayer. It's like

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the Lord's of prayer. YEA.Cheating is one of the last remaining taboos
in an otherwise sexually liberated society.In a recent poll shows that people are
more accepting of things like suicide andhuman cloning than they are about cheating.
And we have cloning, and wehave one of the only people on earth
apparently who was totally fine with thecheating, and that would be Sammy.

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I think saying totally fine is anextreme but I do think it's a mistake
that people make in life that doesn'tneed to be held onto forever thought of
them as being a bad person.Like you said, there's so many other
things that we could get upset aboutas a society that we don't and cheating
is like one of the highest onesthat everyone cares so much. Just been
dialing it back ever since she's putit out there. Yeah, it's been

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a slow reel in, you know. Yeah, she doesn't want to snap
the line to be too aggressive.You know, sometimes you try to reel
it into too quickly or with toomuch force, like the linel snap,
and then you'll yeah, they've doneit to me. No, you guys
weren't listening to beginning. I waslistening organ less, offended at the idea.
Now that it's been brought up,so Sammy's credit, I'm usually not

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in the room for these convos.I agree with her one. I agree
the cheating is probably because you're theother woman. You're the person, by
the way, Can I say,yeah, I used to be that.
Yeah, like you, you strikeside chick. You strike me as a
person who doesn't care once they findout that, you know, that's his

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problem, that's his relationship. Igot nothing to do with that. Well,
I would never even ask in thefirst place if you had a girlfriend,
Oh you know, really, yeah, I would you the old me,
But the old I've grown, buta few years ago, absolutely I
took pride in that, almost likebeing like a home wrecking not home wrecord,

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but just like, oh I don'tcare you know life. I mean
I would take in your advanced age. Are you you? Are you looking?
I'm looking for the one now orwhat change? I'm not actively looking
now? I know. I justhave more respect for myself. I think.
Okay, a bore answer, butbut no, to Samy's credit,
I don't think cheeters are the worstpeople in the world. You know,

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cape on up. That doesn't meanwe think it's cool or we suggested doing
it. It just means have youever been the other woman? Sammy?
Uh oh no, I need toknow. I was very young, and
it wasn't like someone who's like anadult and married with kids or anything.
It wasn't like that. Well,I mean, yeah, whatever she thinks

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cheaters are cool, she was ateat. It makes sense. No,
I haven't cheated. You were partyto it, Yeah, and you knew
you're cheating adjacent, Yeah you knewyou did. Yeah, But I guess
what it is. I think thestatement is true that if it wasn't me,
it would have been somebody else.Like you would know, But it

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didn't have to do with me.It does have to do with the person
who's in a relationship, who's doingI was just doing the banging. Yeah,
well I said before, Like Idon't understand. Like, let's say
I walked in my wife is withsome other dude, right, why am
I a megapist at the dude.I'm not in a relationship with the dude.
I'm not in a relationship with them. Probably hopefully. I don't even

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know who he is. They madeno allegiance to you, right, My
problem is with her. But somany people take out all their anger and
all their what on the on theperson which that weir their partner is cheating
with, as opposed to the personthat actually cheated on them, which would
be your partner. All right.If you see a unicorn emoji in someone's
dating app bio, they say,chances are they are someone who likes having

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threesomes with couples. Apparently in thesex world, that's what you call someone
who's into that kind stuff, Youcall them a unicorn. Really, okay,
good to know. I didn't knowof those surveys said they would take
a pay cut to work from hometo be with their pets. They get

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lonely. The people a lot ofpeople got pets of COVID work from home
and then they went back to Butthe people who just cannot for a minute
be away from you know, it'salso disturbing. It's a little disturbing of
people go out to eat at leastonce a month. That seems to make
sense. Grow up talking to mesaying, like, growing up, man,

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we never went out. It wassuch a big deal. Money was
tight when we when we got togo out, And now it's like when
we tell the kids, like,well, we're getting ready to go have
dinner. Are we eating here?No, we're gonna go out. The
bitch about it. I'm like,Wow, My wife and I both had
the same existence growing up. Itwas a huge deal. When we would
go somewhere and we were psyched togo somewhere. My dad or my mom

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worked two nights a week and mydad would take us out twice a week.
Yeah ruled, Yeah, and hereyou go. Rave sixty percent of
cat owners have you done this?Sixty percent of cat owners have argued with
their cat. Well, that wouldmean that would go like, that's a
two way. An argument is bothsides arguing, like, we've talked about
this cat's meow and they developed ameu for humans. So when I get

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like, they don't communicate with eachother like that. So when I get
home and like usually Sydney is meowing to me over and over and over,
I'm like, yeah, I don'tbelieve you. I think I think
you're lying. And then shed goback. Yeah, and it's a little
back and forth. Yeah, yeah, so I guess yes, Okay,
Well back to our original question.Virtually everybody did this twenty years ago.

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Now only twenty percent of people doit. I gave you the clue,
say on three one two three rightright check for rent. I was going
to say mail, yeah, mailright, But the answer is right checks.
Virtually everybody that twenty years ago,and now only twenty percent of people
still write checks. Ever, Gregstill uses a VCRH. Yeah. And

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also he's the guy still buying vinyl. Yeah, because he never switched over.
That's just cool. He become coolagain. He lucked out. Yeah,
yeah, because three checks I wroteI had to rewrite and avoid the
first one because I wrote them wrong. Yeah, this is not I bet
you. Greg still has the littlelike CD holder and the visor like the

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Sun Service car so nineties. Hedoes eight seven seven forty four. Woodie
hit us up with the text overto two two nine eight seven more Woody
Shows next, Hang on the WoodyShow. We'll be back all right.
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before the show. Come on atCambria Hotel, Pittsburgh this Saturday, five
until six thirty with the Woody Showstood shoe and we are in two another
new hour you give insensitivity training fora politically correct world. It's a pre

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Friday, it's a Thursday morning.Hell yeah, it is. On June
twentieth, twenty twenty four. Whatay, that's raving. Hello. Greg
Gory, as you know, isout today, but we have menace.
Hi, We've got Sea mass.Sammy's here and phones are up at eight
seven seven forty four. What it'seight seven seven forty four? What he
text us over to to nine eightseven? Yeah? The latest update that

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I heard about Greg's brother. Alot of people have been asking since Greg
made that announcement about, you know, his brother being in a really serious
motorcycle accident. He's been in acoma. I'm not sure what the update
on that is because he was Iguess well enough, or they got him
to a point where they could dothese surgeries. He's been having these surgeries,
right, and they took the breathingtube out. He is breathing on
his own. Yeah, so that'sgood. Greg is up there. I

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mean, his parents are in theireighties and so you know he's forty miles
to the hospital. Yeah. SoGreg's there with his cousin and they're they're
helping out and do what they can, so he'll be back. I mean,
as long as everything stays, youknow, the way it is right
now, right exactly, That's whathe says we'll be back on Monday again.
Phones are open. You can textus two to nine eight seven.

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Got some stuff to catch you upon as far as like in the news.
So there's this law that requires schoolsto display the Ten Commandments in every
class That just kicked in in Louisiana. Okay, are all the other problems
with the public schools, especially likeLouisiana, who has some of the schools
in the entire nation, This isthe priority. I mean, at least

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it has some stuff in there thatmaybe should be nice to each other and
stuff, but yeah, shall notgill. The new law demands that a
poster size display of the Commandments bein every public classroom in a large,
easy to read font. Well,that should solve. I've seen a lot
of Louisiana lawmakers talking about this andthey seem fun. Yeah yeah again,

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like are all the other all allthe other important things, like the schools
have fun that they going off toHarvard? Yeah, like the paid for
these uh these posters? Could thatmoney have been used for like pencils or
now, ravy, I think you'rethe only one in the room that could
rattle off all ten I could notrattle off, Wow, you're a good
Catholic. If that's the qualifier tomake you a good Catholic, then no.

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But I thought that was just kindof the basic rules. Like every
every alcoholic can rattle off the tensteps or the twelve steps or whatever they
are right because they've been going throughthe steps for years. But I know,
but you've been going to church andeverything for years. You would know
they'll test you. They don't know. Like quiz, you did definitely skipped
over the one that says now shallnot do math? Right right? That

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is number eleven. Yeah, that'sthe eleventh. Okay. Yeah. Also
at a Catholic church in Mexico,they are investigating claims. You got that
a statue of Mary in the classicpose of our Lady of Guadaloupe has lately
been appearing to cry blood. Ohdamn. Okay, not tears, but

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blood. Tears of blood, tearsof blood. That'll get people out to
your church, though, yeah.Would This guy Michigan finally started listening to
the advice that his dad gave himyears ago when he came to playing the
lottery, and for the first timeever, he just won seven point two
million dollars. That's some good advice, I know, to get rich.

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Yeah, playing I was in acasino with Menace the other night. He
made me leave after winning fifty dollarsbecause you were up fifty dollars. Well,
first, he's like, she wonfifty bucks from school. First she
lost a hundred bucks, and thenshe goes, well, I gotta make
it back. Was she did,and then she went above what she made
back. Of course she was fiftybucks up by okay, it's time to
leave. Give it fifty bucks.Talk about a pittance, let's not even

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get it. But if you alreadylost the hundred bucks, it's like taking
my mom to the casino. Okay, you're up, We're done. Yeah,
it's a wrap. Had you gambleda menace? No, I just
watched because I want to record avideo to send to Greg. So he
was jealous that she I know yourbrother's in a coma, but heat win
money. Yeah check this out.Yeah I love that. Yeah, I

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love that. Yeah. This guy, I guess he used to play different
numbers every time, but his dadtold him to, you know, find
some numbers that you like and tostick with it, and so he did,
and now he's got seven million bucks. A northern California family There.
Pet donkey ran off five years ago, never came back, and they just
found him. He's been living witha herd of elk way and he seems

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happy, so they just decided tolet him live out the rest of his
days with the elk. He's fine, they say, it's a it's nice
to know he's okay and that he'squote living his best life. Good for
the donkey. Yeah, and somesome other big news. There's a cookie
dough recall. You guys, thisis serious news for us. Yeah.
The recalled products include and this isCostco man Costco Chocolate Chunk frozen cookie dough,

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also members Mark Chocolate Chunk, PaneraChocolate Chipper cookie, Mini Chocolate Chip
cookie, Panera Oatmeal Raisin with Berriescookie, and the Panera Kitchen Sink cookie.
Wow a lot. Yeah, soI guess all these things like the
Panera one. The Costco members markmembers is what members market. No members

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Mark is like maker makers Yeah no, no, No, Maker's Mark is
like one of the generic brands.For it's not target targets market pantry.
Because Costco is curic, I meannot cur Costco brand numbers members Mark I

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can't think right now. Sam's Samthat's there. That's there, like generic
store brand under the same factory,That's what I'm saying. Yeah, the
place, it's the Girl Scout cookies. Whoever makes those? Uh, they
were making like not bootleg ones,but they were just kind of like white
labeling ones that you could find.It was it Dollar General or one of

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the dollar stores, and they wereexactly the same because it was coming from
the same place. Yea, NowI forgot. Have you tried the giant
cookie from Costco yet? No?You haven't. No, I don't think
I've been to the Costco since theyrolled out the Giant Cookie. I wanted
to make a trip to the Costcothis past weekend, and you know,
we just got so busy we nevermade it there. You kind of try

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that cookie. It's good, youkeep saying that. Yeah, it's a
nice. Look. I'm willing totry it. A giant cookie is good.
Get a fresh one, yeah,especially when they're right out of the
oven what you call hot take.Yeah, yeah, Kirkland is jered Costco.
K I thought it was members MarcusSam's Okay, but you know,
I'd be willing to taste test thecookies to make sure they're okay. Yeah,

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you should quality control. Yeah.I did end up when my wife
went out of town, I'm like, oh good. I bought some breaking
bakes, you know, like theNeslei toll House breaking bakes, with all
intentions of making them, and thenI didn't found them. Well no,
because they were sitting in the inthe refrigerator. And then I started eating
the dough rock, which no timeto break or bake, which I did

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one time because there was some kidin the office, like somebody's kids in
the office where there were oh no, no, it was remember e Rock
Uh huh Eric who worked in ourproduction department with with Board and aka Nick
sound Wave, and he was sellingthese these cookies remember that. Yeah.
Yeah. His niece had like someteam or whatever, and they were like,

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uh, you know the ones thatyou get like the mall, Like
what's that this is? Fields?It was like breaks of dough. Yeah.
So they were like individual frozen ballsof cookie dough and they came in
like this massive box I bought becauseyou know, I wanted to support so
I bought like three yeah box ofthese. I put them in their freezer.
Dude, I went through those things, because like I would just go

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the freezer and grab like two orthree frozen balls of cookie and I'd be
eating balls, had so many ballsin my mouth. Now with dude,
it was so good though, liketo the point where they was so good.
I went online to try to findother kids who were selling these things.
Everybody else, Yeah, just totravel they want to get these things
or just try to buy them onlineby themselves. And you couldn't do it.

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You had to have a fundraise becauseI get it because his niece quit
the game or something. I'm like, why you had a good thing going.
But with this recent uh cookie doughpurchase? Did your wife find out
about it? Yeah, because theywere sitting in the room. She get
mad about it. That was reallythe only thing that I bought. I
bought that there's the one, youknow, just to have something sweet in
the house. It's the one thingI bought with intentions of making them.

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And then I just didn't while shewas gone, because I thought she like
shames you on that kind of shedoes all the time now and she's not
even nice about it anymore. Shesaid, well, I'm done being nice
about it. I'm like, well, clearly because she wasn't too impressed with
the hot dog contest that we had. Oh, you had some feedback about
that, I said. She didn'teven say anything to me about that one.
Directly what she said, she wasexpressing that how impressed she was with

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you and I eating all the hotdogs. I know she was being sorry
sarcastic. It was gross. Yeah, I mean, look, if I
was on top of you, wouldyou be psyched? I don't think probably
not yeah. Yeah, and knowingthat you really have no choice other than
divorce, I could getsie, youknow, so whenever Wow, I said,
Well, if you're gonna stop beingnice, I'm gonna stop being nice.

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Yeah, are you going to withholdyour love about you know about her
shortcomings and stuff? Oh? Youknow different I don't necessarily care about,
but I know it bothers her.We could point you want to point some
stuff out. Le's point some stuffout. Okay, what's she eating?
It's not about what she eats,Yeah, it's like other stuff, you
know, as as she's like,uh, you know, getting into her

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late forties and the worst. Idon't call. I don't I'm saying I'm
not calling. I've not said aword. But like she's like really self
conscious about like lying, like thegrays that start coming in or you know,
think things like that and it doesn'tbother me. But just wait till
I start pointing out. We'll seehow much she likes it. Okay,
yeah, yeah, I'm pet youguys know this. Yeah, yeah,

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my goal is to make you cry. What is the homan's hair dye like
to go to when she goes tothe place salon? Like, you don't
do that stuff on the wrong true, Yeah, it's like sevens. What
do you think she's buying preference bylaureal? Like I thought, like there's
something in a grocery store that isthere are plenty of things that's what we
use. I don't. I justdon't think any women actually do that.

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I think they just all go toit gives them a chance to go to
the salon. When you talk aboutthis fat husbands. What is money at
the salon? Yeah, she's gother own money now she's got that job.
It's so much money though, Yeah, she doesn't have salon money.
She does she got that would coverthe salon's Yeah, that's a billion dollars.
Yeah, Like, isn't like Sammy, you know some stuff about this

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isn't it like minimum like four hundredbucks for like, oh yeah, it's
dinam so expensive. It's silly expensive. Now you can a lot of people
will do root touch ups for alittle bit just to hold them over for
the in between time of between goingto the salon. But it is really
tough to do the Lori Allen boxtype stuff at home. You can,

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but you're more likely to screw itup. Really yeah, I mean if
you screw it up, the goodpart is it doesn't really last that long.
Also, there's die all over yourbathroom. That's if you're not.
I think women get ripped off becausethey allow it. You know, you
always talk about or hear about peoplelike all the pink tax, Like the
razors are more expensive because you allowyou, our ancestors allowed you. Guys

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will willingly pay overpay to get yourhaircut or to get something colored. Guys
get their haircut too when they say, oh, I spent seven hundred bucks
on it. Die job, Absolutelytrue. It is not a flex.
Nobody wants to pay that oh yeahyeah, to have like the big in
purse or the brand of whatever.That menace knows all about that stuff.

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I can't speak to it intelligently aburn, Yeah, but they Okay.
So there's getting your haircut, andthen there's what you guys do, which
is overpay for the same thing thateverybody else gets. Like women could go
to supercuts or whatever they cut hairthere, But I see like girls in
there. I see women getting theirhaircut. Women. You see women in
a supercuts? Yes, yeah,once and another. I just saw a

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hair I did. I just whenI took my son to get his haircut
a couple of weeks ago, therewas a woman under the dryer thing.
She was getting their hair done there. How she found it? Yeah,
and it wasn't a billion dollars.If it's super basic what you're doing,
you can go to a supercuts.Most people won't. And you guys don't
know what it's like to have yourhair get done and have it be really
bad and be disappointed and walk aroundbeing embarrassed. So you're willing to pay

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the money to work good. Morewomen went to Supercuts, I'm sure they
could perfect the Yeah you got alittle practice, ladies, geez. In
the meantime, we walk around amess. Yeah. I highly doubt the
girl getting her haircut at Supercuts looksthe same as the girl at the salon
though you know, of course shedoes. I hate to say that,
but there's yeah, so you cansee the difference. Only busted women go

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there to get their hair morgan ugly. If you're just getting a trim or
something basic, then yeah, youcan go to Supercuts. It depends on
what you need though, what you'relooking for whatever, I go hard for
Supercuts. Yeah, I don't carewhat you have to say. Alright,
eight seven seven forty four Woodie isthe phone number. Hit us up with
the text over to two two nineeight seven more? What show next?

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That HOWK toy chick? Oh,she's all over the place. She is
more popular now than and then theEdmonton Oilers fan that took her cands down
that HOWK to a chick? Yeahis owning the internet. Everybody's like,
marry me. Yeah. They askedher. It was like one of those
on the street interview things if youhaven't seen it, and it's just like
young, attractive, you know,twenty something chick. And they said that

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what's the one thing that you coulddo sexually that I'll you know, keep
a man forever or whatever it was, and she goes, well, you
gotta hawk do it, you gottaspit on that thing. Yeah, people
like that, people enjoy it.Dot Yeah. I mean I don't necessarily
want to be spit on, butokay a lot of people do though.
Yeah, yeah, a lot morethan that. Oh I know, manut
So what's uh what's your wife sayingabout the whole justin Timberlake thing? Where

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does she come down on this wholething? He's getting a lot of support
from other celebrities. Yeah, anda couple of people are like hashtag free
JT. It's like you're drinking anddriving. Yeah, like he got busted.
I'm not saying I know. Ithink they're doing that jokingly because he's
not in prison. While the lawyer, his lawyer has come out and said

(29:11):
that they are ready to vigorously thesed u I allegations. It's like,
dude, look he got busted,man, Yeah, just paid the fine.
Move on. Yeah, Like hecould have a lot to stay in
court, according to his lawyer.Scheduled for July twenty six is when that's
gonna happen. He told the arrestingofficer he only had one martini. Yeah,
but the cops like, no,dude. He had bloodshot, glassy

(29:33):
eyes, he wreaked the booze.He looked very drunk. He was talking
hell slow. And he also saidthat he failed the field to brody test
and he refused to do a breathalyzer. But if he had one martini,
you know, as a famous person, I'm surprised he even did the field
test. Yeah, like every DUIlawyer will say, just yeah, don't

(29:55):
say anything to remain silent. Yeah, just did take into the station and
call it a day. Yeah,people suck in the news. Two of
the protesters, they don't like Oil. I'm not even gonna the name.
They have been arrested. They sprayedStonehenge with orange paint. C It's like
an orange powdered paint. Yeah yeah, I thought it was fire extinga sures

(30:18):
at first. They that's what theyused. Oh they did because it's you
know, because sometimes we released thosein the station before and it was orange
colored. So that's what he did. We say we like my coworkers and
not us. Yeah, yeah,we didn't do that. Yeah, but
it was an orange color to it, so that's why I didn't realize it

(30:41):
was actual paint. Yeah, it'spaint. Wow, he's a loser and
take. Because it's the first dayof summer, it's the summer soul,
A lot of people are going tobe there. Yeah, so you know
there's a ton of people I guesswho go there on this this is like
their big day. Yeah, peoplego there, So that gets people on
your side. No, it's it'slike a seventy three year old guy,
like a twenty two year old guylike the up on grinder getting like a

(31:03):
boy a hoy. Yeah, wherethe strange you meet this guy to go
you know, bear finder. Yeah. Police arrest of them, quote on
suspicion of damaging the ancient monumento.It's on video and they were sitting there
very proud in front of their work. There's no suspicion. The curators.
They're investigating the extent of the damageand other people. Suck news. Someone

(31:26):
stole an entire thirty foot playground structurefor these autistic kids. This is in
Jacksonville, Florida. Fish Camp.Yeah, there's been a lot of stuff
out of jackson there recently. Hotright now what this kind news? Yeah,
I mean the police are looking intothe whole thing. The organization has
set up a GoFundMe. Here isone of the women who talks about like

(31:48):
what happens like when you show upand all of a sudden the playground's gone.
The girls were shocked. A coupleof them got here before me and
they were like, most of whatwhat are you doing with the playground?
It was just gone. I don'tknow how you take it already foot playground
and they took the swings, theytook the slide, they took the monkey
bar, like everything. It's justfun. It's really bizarre. Look outside

(32:08):
of why do you see if they'veset it up the drunks backyard? That
sucks. A plastic surgeon in Floridahas been charged with his wife's death.
Now check this out. She diedduring a procedure that he was doing.
So it was at the facility likewhere this guy, this plastic surgeon practices,
So it wasn't like they were doingit at home in the ground thing.

(32:30):
No, But he was the onedoing the procedure on his own wife,
which I'm surprised that he would dothat. I don't know how it
works in the medical community. Notconflict of interest, Yeah, I don't
think you're allowed to do that.No, you are who doesn't allow you
to do that? Why if youwere a noted plastic surgeon, why couldn't
you allowed to operate on family members. But let's say my wife was like,

(32:54):
you know, this really great heartsurgeon, and when I eventually need
bypass surgery, I wanted her todo it. I couldn't do it.
I couldn't have her do it.I guess you think so because it's like
the emotions in it. They don'tallow it. I thought, it's not.
It says here the physicians should nottreat themselves or members of their own

(33:15):
family. But it's not. It'sagainst it. It's not against Oh okay,
medical ethics. But anyway, shedied during the procedure on his own
table. She seized and she becameunresponsive while he was operating on her.
But here's the thing. When theassistants, the medical assistance went to go
call nine to one one, hetold them no and to wait, which
they did for somewhere between ten andtwenty minutes. That's weird. Yeah,

(33:37):
okay, here's what the yes,what you know? So it could be
like one of those deals where youknow, he was just looking a lot
more to this story, yeah,people suck. Boeing's CEO was getting grilled
on Capitol Hill, you know,with all their problems going on, and
he admitted that Boeing has a historyof retaliation against whistleblowers. Yeah, there's

(34:00):
some dead bodies that prove that.I think. Did you see that one
clip where he didn't want to mentionhow much he made note that Capitol Hill
pressed him to find out if Boeingfired any staffers who were responsible for the
retaliation. While he said he wasunable to give specific numbers, he did
say that they have fired people asa result of speaking out. So the

(34:23):
people who are speaking up and goinglike, you know what, guys,
I'm not sure about, uh,how we're putting these things together. I'd
surprise at it. Admitted that,I mean, I guess it's all documented.
I guess it's one of those whileit's better, see this is what
parents, this is what we do. We'll say to the kids like,
look, it's better if you justtell me what's going on. Right then
if I find out that you're lyingto me, that's why you have middle

(34:45):
management to blame them for that kindBut he also apologized to people in the
room whose family members have been killedin crashes that were caused by their failures.
Oh dang, those people were inthe room. Yeah yeah, and
other news. The Airlines Pilots Association, which is the world's largest airline pilot
union, says that they should stopusing terms like cockpit because it's offensive to

(35:07):
women an l g B t Qindividuals. I am of cockpit aggressive.
Thank you for being offended on mybehalf. What would you call it instead?

(35:28):
What they say now? I veryI don't ever hear hey from the
flight They'll say hey from the flightdeck. Yeah. Cockpit is like you've
never heard them say it cockpit thepilots, it's a vege pit though when
there's a female pilot in there.Hold on, Yeah, I'm not talking
to somebody I was. I havea so I'm really good close friend of

(35:52):
the family. You know, thesefriends of my parents. Their daughter became
a captain and she flies for Unitedand I mean she flies big stuff,
you know, and she's been doingit for years. But she was telling
stories about how like when she firststarted, I mean, just how much
crap that she would get, evenfrom the you know, the other pilots

(36:13):
and stuff that she would be inthe cockpit with that's probably such a boys
club dude. I mean she waskind of like the you know, like
Sally May Sally Sally Ride, OhSally right, that some mortgages and that
student loans or something. Yeah,Freddie mac place to get along. But

(36:44):
yeah, she was like telling someof these stories about how there were like
passengers who would get on the planesee that she was in the cockpit.
I mean, I've made jokes,but I stayed on the flight. These
people would leave the plane because therewas a woman in the cockpit. Yeah,
true story. That's shocking. Truestory. Yeah, because you know,

(37:06):
what are you supposed to do?There's like something some kind of flight
emergency going on. You're adjusting yourmakeup, you had, like you know,
you're looking in the in the inthe sun visor mirror. You're removing
a tampon. Yeah, remove hertamp right over Tampa. But thousand feet
right, this tampon's got to comeout. Yeah, and it's got to
come out now. Yeah. ButI've heard I hear flight deck. I

(37:28):
never really hear cockpit cockpit although it'sfirst of all, it seems seventies,
yeah, eight seven, seven fortyfour. Woodie you can hit us up
with a text over to two tonine eight seven. Uh, we're gonna
take a quick break. We've gotsome more woody show coming up for you.
Next. Hang on, you lookat me. He'll be right back.

(37:49):
All right, Welcome back, everybody. Yeah, a couple of follow
us we were talking about before thebreak. I mentioned the daughter of one
of our family friends. She's acaptain for United Airlines, and some of
the stuff that people would say toher because she was really one of the
first I mean, there had beena couple, but like when women really
started getting into the industry and becomingpilots and captains and stuff. But I
mean she heard some pretty awful stuff. Somebody had texted over during the break

(38:14):
saying, the female captain as afriend of the family, you can get
her on the phone and you canask her if the world is flat.
Because I never in a million yearswould have thought I would call myself a
flat earther, But when you seethe evidence, it really gets you to
think that the Earth really is flat. So I'm gonna call her up.

(38:35):
Hey, Beth, Yeah, Well, so what do you see there?
The flatness? Wow? Oh howdumb? Three one seven save your text
the next time. Wow, ohmy god Jesus. All right, Uh,
the other thing I want to play. I've been seeing a lot about
this guy. I feel so badfor this Dude's this guy in Saint Louis

(38:58):
and uh, he was caught onvideo another customer at the Walmart. There
was videotaping this guy who had acart full of stuff and he was at
the checkout to self checkout, takingthings directly from the cart and just putting
him into bags and then putting thebags back into the cart and then he
walked out. So there was noscanning, there was no paying, and
people are like, oh my shockedemoji faces and so guy's got a clear

(39:21):
view of his face and everything else, and people like this guy is a
thief. Turns out he works forthe company that does all the delivery for
Walmart. Oh okay, and sohe was doing shopping for the people who
are shopping Walmart, you know online. And so as he's going around the
store, he has one of thecompany issued devices that scans. They say,

(39:42):
yeah, okay, here's the itemthat I was supposed to Again,
I got the item and he putsin his cart. He was just getting
bags wow, basically right, Andso this guy's trying to this poor guy,
he's trying to clear his name.Here he is talking on the news
about the heart. I'm not athief. I'm being pictured and painted as
a thief all over the internet.Everything is done off the phone, so
when we get to the register,we're not actually scanning a single light of

(40:06):
millions and millions of views. I'vehad customers say, hey, didn't I
see you on the internet and wereyou stealing items? And then I have
to explain to people what I'm doing. Yeah, wow, damn, poor
guy. I know, but Imean, nine times out of ten,
it's going to be a thief.Oh yeah, of course, of course.

(40:27):
Well he didn't have any and hewas just wearing like some basic shirt.
It wasn't like any kind of uniformof any kind. But he probably
should have been smart enough to justgo through the checkout no care and get
the bags from a checker. Butwhy, I mean, he's already paid
for so he's not gonna you know, it looks a little bit. Yeah
anyway, eight seven seven forty four. He hit us up with a text

(40:49):
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(41:16):
Alright, while we're in two anothernew hour insensitivity training for a politically correct
world. It's a pre Friday.It's a Thursday morning, June twentieth,
twenty twenty four. I'm Woody.That's raving. Hello, Menace is here?
What is up? We've got SeaMass, We've got Sammy phones are
open eight seven seven forty four.Hit us up with a text over to

(41:37):
two two nine eight seven. Todayis the first official day of summer nice,
the summer Solstice. We were talkingabout that earlier, with that story
about Stonehenge and all those. Acouple of losers that's painted an orange met
them, and then we're talking beforethe break a couple things about flying,
because the Boeing CEO was talking onCapitol Hill or he admitted, like,

(42:00):
oh, yeah, there has beenretaliation against whistleblowers. We definitely fired people
who have spoken up about safety issues. And with so many people flying and
you know, doing things over thesummer, a couple of things here.
We were just on a plane theother day to fly here to Pittsburgh,
where myself menace and Ravar this morning. We have an event this weekend that
we're doing with Burt Kreischer, partof his Fully Loaded Comedy Festival. So

(42:22):
we're excited to rage with the machine. Yes, But on the flight to
Pittsburgh, man, we flew Spirit, which I've never had a more interesting
experience on Spirit before than the onethat we were just done. Oh yeah,
the plane was beautiful. It wasbrand new, but because it was
so new, they hadn't installed theWi Fi yet, so there was no
Wi Fi fi, which Spirit hasgreat Wi Fi. They have streaming speeds

(42:45):
and it's like, I want tosay, fifteen bucks, yeah for a
full it's one of the best streamspeed. Yes. We usually it's like
thirty five bucks that you can barelytext with right, Like god if you
go like on American American scan lines, well I hate American airlines, but
yeah, the people with the employeeswere friendly. The check in was smooth.

(43:07):
The flight was like a little bitlate getting in, so it was
a little bit late getting out.But dude, I've never been on a
plane with a dumber group of peoplein my entire Say, you thought the
check in was smooth, The checkin I thought was chaos. Really,
yeah, it was a little problem, all these idiots lining up knowing what
zoning because I checked a bag becauseI'm gonna be here for a little bit

(43:30):
longer than you guys are. I'mhere for like eighteen days. Nice.
Wow, But I had to checka bag. That process was easy,
and then boarding was nuts. Seeboarding I didn't have a problem with because
by the time I was going toget on the plane, like my group
was pretty much almost done. SoI just kind of walked up and got
on the plane. But once wewere on the plane, okay, again,
the plane is a little bit delayed. They're trying to get the boarding

(43:52):
door closed and people just can't figureout how to sit down. No,
they had to keep making these announcementslike ladies and gentlemen, we can't close
the door or to leave until everybodyis in their seat. And I decided
to pick my head up and takea look. There was a number of
people who Now, once they finallygot the people towards the back of the
plane all seated, here comes thiswoman and her four kids. They decide

(44:15):
that now is the time that thekids are gonna use the rest of one
by one. The flight attendant says, I'm sorry, but can't they wait
until after takeoff? Nope, they'regonna go right now. They'll go one
by one, and so like theflight attend is like, make it quick.
So they can't even close the dooruntil this woman's four kids, one

(44:35):
by one go into the bathroom alreadylate. Yeah, everybody's just waiting to
leave now. For these people,you couldn't have done that in the terminal
there was already a delay of fortyminutes. I couldn't be there. Yeah,
all right, So that's that's dumbdumb group number one. Dumb dumb
group number two is the inbred,white, trash looking bitch and her husband
that was sitting in front of me. Yeah, and in menace, they
have a son. He's maybe eightyears old. When's the last time you

(44:59):
ever saw an eight year old whosename was Dennis? Because I realized the
mom, Dennis quiet down, downsand like, now, to be fair
to the kid, I think thekid was like on the spectrum or something.
I think whatever, But the momis at full volume though in the

(45:21):
entire time. Now keep in mind, this is a red eye flight.
People are sleeping, people are tryingto sleep. But Dennis and his inbred
white trash mom and dad, theyare on their phones watching UFC fight videos.
That wasn't the only videos, Ohno, they were watching all kinds
stuff. The flight kept trying totell him like, hey, if you

(45:44):
don't have headphones, you can't watchthis. You can't watch it full volume.
By the way, full volume.Did you catch the other thing that
they were watching. I did.They were watching that Drew Carey clip from
The Prices Work. Yes, AndI'm like, I've heard clip, yeah,
uh really about him not being thatexcited at the showcase. So that

(46:05):
that went on for a while andmultiple times throughout the flight. Then the
plane is landing all right, andit's not even off the runway yet,
and now we're back to the momand her four kids. Okay, so
it's the mom who's sitting against thewindow, and then there's the dad.
One of the kids, and thenon the opposite side, like on the

(46:28):
opposite side of the aisle, there'sthree more kids. The one that was
like, you know at this pointcarrying on was the one against the window.
So she's at the window, he'sat the opposite window. The plane
had just landed. He's making allthis noise, and all of a sudden,
this announcement comes over the PA saying, ma'am, we are on a
runway and an active taxi way.You need to be seated. She got

(46:50):
up to walk across the aisle anddeal with this kid. I mean,
I don't even know if the frontlanding gear was on the runway yet.
And she's like upstanding and like andthen and she's like well, and they're
like, no, you need tosit right now. What has happened to
society when people the animal people?Because I kept thinking from the boarding process

(47:12):
on, oh, what he's goingto get the spirit flight he wants.
Yes, I thought for a minutethen maybe it was going to go down.
I thought for a minute that Iwas going to get that is going
to be fighting somebody. So likeDennis and his mom were on the opposite
side of me, so all Isaw with the mom was that she was
in bare feet the whole time.Oh okay, oh, and she had
her feet up on one of thepartitions they so she had her bare feet

(47:36):
up on like the wall, youknow, because it was bulkhead seats,
so she had her feet up onthe wall of the plane. Dennis is
like carrying on and complaining. Eightyear old Dennis. I think the other
the only other Dennis I know islike sixty. I've never met anybody.
I don't know young Dennis. Wewere talking about names that people just don't

(47:57):
have anymore. Dennis. Oh my, I can't think I know it.
Dennis. Yeah, it's just god, how old were these kids of the
lady that she's constantly anywhere from likesay like four through like seven, seven
or eight. Yeah, yeah,but still it's not like you're on a
twelve hour flight. Well also theflight was delayed, so you have plenty

(48:20):
of room, plenty of time.Yeah. Yeah, It's just dude,
it's a it's it's why is italways got to be such a thing?
But it's never the airline, youknow, Like those people were very nice,
they provided a very nice new plane. Why don't those seats go back?
Just because it because spirit has youjammed in. They're so tight that

(48:44):
there is no room because that wouldstart another fight. Because if anybody even
puts that like a quarter of aninch, puts that seat back, it's
going to start a fight with theperson behind them, and then everybody who
all the way up back to theback of the plane is gonna have to
do the same thing. It'll juststart a fight. There's no room for
recline, not even yea on aspirit foot all right, eight seven seven

(49:04):
forty four Wooding, you can hitup the text over to two to nine
eight seven quick break. We gotsome more Woodies show coming up after the
break, hang on show. Sowe like these these music things that we've
been doing from time to time,and I have this list the most popular

(49:25):
song it was supposed to be forthe year that you graduated, and now
that everybody's officially done and into summer. Now it's official. The first day
of summer is today. Now wecan do this in two different ways.
What's the most popular song of theyear that you were born or the year
that you graduated? Which one doyou want to I mean, I want
to hear both. I want tohear both. Yeah, all right,
what was your year born or graduate? Did they do they have an ability

(49:51):
to record music the year that youwere born? Did they have that age
bullying number one? I'm the coolestperson on the winning show. Everybody else
And by the way, I don'thave I don't even know, okay what
you were you born? Because Iwas born in nineteen sixty nine. The
most popular song the year you wereborn was Get Back by the Beatles.

(50:15):
Oh nice, oh sweet, that'sa good one. And then I graduated
in nineteen eighty seven. Nineteen eightyseven nineteen eighty seven was With or Without
You by YouTube banger my favorite fansof all time certified banger anybody who was
either born or graduated in nineteen eightyone. The most popular song that year

(50:37):
was Kim Carnes. You know BettyDavis Ies is a big song. Dave
Gosh, You'll take a tumble alonglike you what dice you guys song?
What about the what about the young? Jeez? Yeah, Morgan, you

(50:57):
know the song. I've never heardthis song though I know the song really
Yeah. Taylor Swift covered it atone of her concerts. We're aware of
it. Menace here. You wereborn nineteen seventy nine at nineteen seventy n
October, Oh, Reuniteding She IsSo Good was the number one song that

(51:22):
year, and you graduated, whatnineteen ninety eight? But I also want
to shout out my year that wehad Dreaming by Blondie. That was good
and Michael Jackson Don't Stop until againnow. But that was not the biggest
song of the year. Oh wasit? I mean there were big songs,
but we're talking about like what wasthe big what was the number one
song? One? The number onesong that year was Reunited by Peaches the
Herb. Yeah what in nineteen seventynine, seventeen? Okay, yeah,

(51:45):
and then nineteen would you say,nineteen ninety eight? Yeah, it was
actually a tie too close by nextO God Dancing too class? Can I
get it to class something? I'moff for me? Yeah, I don't
know that. I think that onesomething did not imprint. I don't know
that you know that maybe if Ireally yeah, never heard. Let's let's

(52:08):
see if we can hear it.Hold on, all right, let me
get into that. It's a tiebetween that and then The Boys Mind by
Brandy and Monica Hell huge, Yeah, let's see here, I'll get I'll
get to that one. See nextto close okay, yeah yeah, oh
my god, now that I almosthave a pulled out yeah now yeah yeah,

(52:31):
now you got it. Hold on. So this is this is the
I don't know what's gonna say athe beginning there. I don't know if
it's I wonder if get into youso far off it was, yeah,

(52:57):
all right, what about you,Sammy? You're you were born? It
was nineteen eighty seven, the yearthat Ravey graduated. There, okay,
so with or without you by youtwo, she was born the year you
graduated, alright, and then uhyou graduated was what two thousand and five?
Two thousand and five? All right, well, Raby will be a
fan of the song that was thebiggest song of the year when you graduate.

(53:22):
Crack. Yeah, Actually, howdid you know when I came out?
Actually it was it was a tiethat mong all the back girl,
and then Mariah Carey we Belonged Together, which is another great song. I

(53:49):
gave this s together Morgan. Yes, I know you were born nineteen ninety
four. Nineteen ninety four, Yeah, that was the year All for One

(54:12):
and their song I Swear Yeah,yes, hell yeah, yeah, that
was used for a lot of weddingsproms. I'm gonna say what I know
it if I heard it, becausethe sky I mean it is lame as
hell. Wait, what's what's lame? I swear? I swear that's so
dumb and that okay, yeah,I don't believe anything they're saying. What

(54:44):
do you mean you don't believe anythingsaying? You're not mooting? If this
Backstreek Boys or something, it's allfor they were one and done. I
know, let's wait, it's juststinky pinky, right, you can be
shot, I know. Yeah.That always reminds me of Just Friends and

(55:12):
Ryan Reynolds when he's like in thefat suit and he's singing along to this
song so much. Yeah, JustFriends. He was a big old fatty
and then he got yeah, andso one needs to be Ryan Reynolds,
right, And when he's fat andhe's in love with his best friend who's
a popular cheerleader and he is singingthis song about her, it's cute.
Yeah, good stuff okay, Andthen you graduated what year twenty twelve,

(55:38):
twenty twelve, let me go tomy list here, twenty twelve. Uh
that oh good? One of mymost hated songs of all time Go t
a Yes, Oh God, Iused to be a good song. That
song blows it is so oh god, yes song moan. I love it.

(56:09):
I love the whole album. Actually, the reason I got play so
much because old program directors thought hesounded like stings. That's why such a
is that? Why bunting that why? Yeah, he told me it won
a Grammy. I remember when Princegave it to him and he's like,
I love that song in real life. To go you can suck it?

(56:32):
Well you never heard from him again. Yeah, you told him to take
me to church song. I lumpedthose two together. Those two songs could
die in a fire of aids.I like them. That's an awful fire
a bass. Oh he's not inhere, he's busy somewhere. Say,

(56:53):
I can't see who's in there?Who's that here? What year were you
born? Eighty seven nineteen? Soyou two again? Seven? You two
with it without you in the yearyou graduated probably the same one we were
in two thousand and six. Oh, two thousand and six. Yep,
all right, oh this they seenow, this is one that I hate
gotier, but I do like RihannaYeah, that's that's a different wrong one.

(57:19):
It's a song, not umbrella one. Yeah, this one thousand nice
sciente so come and rescue to that? All day overcame got it was.

(57:44):
It was next year two thousand andseven that umbrella was take that's not so
run for her John to get out. So the year I was born,
nineteen seventy six, that was WeLove Songs by Wings. Oh okay,
I'm not sure I know that song. You would if you heard it.

(58:06):
I love song, Yeah, Wings, I know Wings. Okay, here,
I just heard it accidentally ten milliontimes. Let me turn the umbrella
off here and let's see what thissong by Wings is all about. Well,
I don't know this part it?Oh yeah, I love Okay,

(58:27):
I do know this Yeah, sosucks, but I know, yes,
guy sounds like a cup he lovehis wife. Yeah, nice part of
my wife, Bumper said there damnyeah yeah, yeah, dare and uh.
The biggest song of the year thatI graduated high school was nineteen ninety

(58:52):
five, and it was actually anothertie it between one of Raby's favorites,
Brian Adams Have You Ever Really Loveda Woman? Oh, which was also
soundtrack I forget what soundtrack that wason. Yeah, that's a great yeah.
And then Montel Jordan's wax, that'sdo we know? Do we know

(59:27):
about Caroline? Like what year sheand then what year did she graduate high
school? Somebody, somebody find thatout. She was born in twenty ten,
she graduated in twenty sixteen. Shegraduated in twenty sixteen, all right,
so that would be she was alsoborn the year that Ravey graduated.

(59:50):
Is that what she said? Thatmenace nineteen wo wow? Okay, so
the year that she what year shegraduated? Ninety eight? No, she's
twenty sixteen, twenty sixteen, allright, so this is uh, this
was the big song the year thatthat she graduated from from Drake I pray

(01:00:12):
pay Oh okay, that's why Ineed no one dance one dance one more
time. She was born in ninetyeight? Was that was? That was
the next too Close and the BoysFine Nose was so can you do?
Nineteen eighty That's when I was born? Al right, So nineteen eighty let

(01:00:36):
me go my list this off thetext A good one over to two two
nine eight seven, nineteen eighty callMe by Blondie, Great noise and uh
and a and a dude, anothergreat one. Uh, let's say I
want to here Blondie versus whatever yougot? No, dude, shut up
two minutes. How do you hatethis song? I don't. I don't

(01:01:01):
hate funky sound due. Funky Townis so good. It's not calling It's
better than call me what? Ohyeah, no dog? Yeah tell me?
I mean, come on, doyou hear that synthesizer? Yeah,
we're getting Yeah, but it's nowblondie. All right, Yes, that's

(01:01:34):
what I'm talking about. Richard here, Elliott, thank your broad band man,
woman fussing band, not Internet.It's a good song. I do
like this song. Its just wantto get some bank? Richard here,

(01:01:58):
Well, high on co No,dude, it I like I like club.
If it was between this one orthe other one, I'd go,
I'll go a punky town. Alright. So nineteen eighty what did they say?

(01:02:19):
Oh? Nineteen ninety nine, nineteenninety nine they graduated nineteen ninety nine?
Oh god, alright, nineteen ninetynine was was the year for this
song? Where was that? Nineteenninety ninety nine? God, it's so
hard to find some of these songsin here? Was it like Lennon's I'd

(01:02:47):
never like a sack. Yes,Sam, I'll be bullet go into my
eye, just out of it,crushing my slow entering the soft part of
my brain visitting out the outside.Now that in Macarna, Ohad, you

(01:03:09):
keep on adding songs to the listof the ones that you disliked. You
know, that's a very It's everyone'sgot a very long list of songs they
don't like. Yeah, I havetwo. There's all that. Two songs.
Yeah right, all right, wegot we can cover some more and
we come back to the rec We'vegot to take a break. It's it's
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Com Addy Audi Show. As weget closer to the seven o'clock hour,
it's just more more opportunity for youthe rest of the day from here on
out to win your way onto theguest list for the Imagined Dragons thing happening
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They always say that under the starsthere's gonna be quite a few people there,
but it's what you're used to.It's less than five hundred people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ohyeah, there can be people. But
to see the Imagined Dragons with lessthan five hundred people really cool. Not
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a chance to maybe meet the bandand get all their albums there on vinyl,
including the new album, which iscalled Loom. It's gonna be out
in theaters in theaters, It's gonnabe out on June twenty eighth. They'll
be at the theater next Wednesday.You can win your with dude. There
has been so many technical difficulties thismorning. I was just saying, while
we were in the commercial break,guy, I'm like, so thrown off.
What he looks like he's run amarathon. Yeah, and all right,

(01:11:03):
so I got the years for Vaughnour video producer. We were talking
about songs. What was the numberone song the year that you were born,
What was the number one song theyear that you graduated high school.
Vaughan was born in nineteen ninety andthe song that was number one in nineteen
ninety was Vogue by Madonna, which, yeah, obviously that's a yeah,

(01:11:26):
Yeah, that's a that's a that'sa massive song. On all right.
That was number one the year thathe was born before Madonna truly went nuts,
yeah everywhere. So that was theyear that he was born. And

(01:11:51):
then the year he graduated high schoolwas two thousand and eight, and the
number one song that year was no, No, we don't want to vote
that much. No, we don'twant to vote that much. And then
the number one song was Lollipop byLittle Waye. Yes, yeah, that's
a banger it is. You rememberthat song? Ray, I'm sure I

(01:12:13):
will once you play it. Notbased on just say she loves the lyrics.
Oh yeah, I'm sure I do. Oh yeah, lion pop.
All right, I gotta make sureyour yeah the swag. No, I

(01:12:41):
don't know. You don't know this. Harry maybe bottles in the club.
I certainly not enough to know thelyrics. I think this is one of
the songs I put on in cardand you ripped out the stereo. Didn't
the stereo, but I ripped outthe cord that track that happened. No

(01:13:06):
real story. I messed that,Uh, I messed that up. That
the years I just gave you hadwe had a listener that texted over.
They wanted to know their years.So nineteen ninety and then two thousand and
eight were theirs. Oh no,they were not Vaughn. I'm sorry.
Vaughn was nineteen eighty nine. Soit's only we're only talking about a shift

(01:13:26):
of one year. He could beeighty, he could be fifteen. You
don't know. You know why,because black, don't crack dude, all
right? So yeah, so theyear he was born, nineteen eighty nine,
was this song by Paul Abdulla.Forever you're going remember this song,
right, yeah, let me getinto yeah. Then we already covered with

(01:14:01):
the number one song that year whenhe graduated. Uh, it was one
of the probably as it was unbrotherlythere we go. Any ways, do
that I Wade could get everybody's years, I know, because everybody's like texting
over. Yeah, we might haveto. Maybe we'll do like a listener,
a listener edition of it, youknow, I right, take rag

(01:14:27):
tnster open eight seven seven, hitus out of the text over to two
to nine eight seven. You bettermake her as ugly as she was in
real life. She looked like afoot. She was so unattractive away she
looks like Joe Peshy the Woody Show. Well, be right back the show.

(01:14:48):
Fuck like just the fat people standingthere? Who are you fart knockers?
This is the Woody Show, bethe I just don't got a Woody
And we are into another new hourinsensitivity training for a politically correct world.

(01:15:11):
Thank you for being here giving ussome of your time this morning. We
are the Woody Show on Woody that'sRavy. Greg Gory is once again out
today. He'll be back on Monday. But we got Menace Hi, We've
got Sea Bass, there's Sammy Morgan'shere, Bort is here. Yep,
we've got Caroline. We got vondhe's our video producer. Phones are open

(01:15:33):
eight seven seven forty four. Woodiehit us up with the text over to
two two nine eight seven. Uh, we've got this week in audio,
which which we're gonna get to.We'll we'll find out what is happening.
And uh, you know the bigaudio. There's a couple of things that
you know, I never know whatSeabat's gonna come in with. I love

(01:15:54):
it though, no, I meanI like it too, but like I
don't want to mow his lawn,you know. Oh sure on some of
these, on some of these differentthings. Although here I'll play I'll play
this one clip. I'm pretty sureyou don't have this. You know,
we have fun with accents. Welove fun accents on this show. And
I have a clip here, Wherethe hell is it? Let me find
it. So this restaurant in Indianapolis, they closed after the owners were inundated

(01:16:21):
with backlash because they banned kids underfive for being too unsanitary, which,
of course that's uh yeah, Imean kids, kids are disgusting gross.
Yeah. However, the owners saythat people have been leaving dirty diapers on

(01:16:42):
the tables and chicks would have theircans out uncovered while breastfeeding. Oh wow,
I can't shame that. What's thatyou can feed? Well no,
But at the same time, Ithink there are there are, There are
definitely the people that you know,they go out of their way look at
me. Yeah, like so it'slike it is a it's still it's still

(01:17:05):
a restaurant. Yeah. If they'regonna complain, they should just run with
the diaper on the table thing,right right. Yeah. Which, by
the way, on Spirit flights,I've been on like four or five where
they said, please do not changeyour kids in the seats. You know,
it's apparently it's Spirit policy on accountof people are mania. It's happened,

(01:17:27):
yeah, kind of. It's abust in the air megabus you find
a clip with I can't even findthe clip. This is you know what
this has just been uh you know, this has been my last couple of
days. Look, don't let itget you down, No, but I
mean the accent was fun. Thisnow kind of defeats the whole purpose to

(01:17:48):
talk about diapers on tables, ableto bring the teads in here you bring
on the table, it's kind oflike that. Gross. Yeah, I'll
tell you what. One of thesedays, it's like, I know,
it's Thursday. It's supposed to belike a pre Friday kind of vi,
but is it's feeling very Tuesday ishime. All right, So here's what's what
we're gonna do. We're gonna takea break and then we'll come back and

(01:18:10):
we have this week in Audio.Yes, coming up next here on the
Woody Show. Phones open eight sevenseven forty four. Woody hit us up
with a text over to two tonine eight seventy Actually, I understand what
you're saying. You just don't knowwhat the hell you're talking about. This
a Hi. Welcome back. Timeto see what's happening sea masses here with

(01:18:33):
this week in Audio, and itis time for the Since it is now
summertime, it is time to findout what is the song of the summer
going to be. Some people say, oh, it's Billie Eilish's lesbian anthem
Lunch yeah. Some say it's uh, it's a boozy bar song. Oh
yeah, Molse loves that song.Well, guess who's actually entering and he's
gonna wipe all that off the map. He is Corey Fieldsman. Oh so

(01:19:00):
you know, we've been playing hissongs for a long time and a lot
of other folks that have two Andhe debuted a live performance of his new
song. Where else would you dothat? Today's show a TRL back in
the day, No, no,no, no, Howie Mandeal's podcast This
is actually I would recommend this asan interesting listen because it really does give

(01:19:21):
you an in depth like inside lookat the mind of delusion, and because
he Corey talks about he was actuallyhe's been doing songs since like the late
eighties early nineties, and I sangit out with Michael Jackson in the studio.
Right here he is telling Howie aboutCorey's first album, What Happened was

(01:19:42):
like in the seventies, there wasa bunch of cheesy actor albums that came
out, from John Travolta to ScottBayoed. There was a lot of those
that came out, Like everybody listenMilano had an album. Everybody had an
album right before me, right,and so by the time I came around
and said, hey, here's myalbum, like yeah, right, whatever,
dude, yeah, and then weheard it and we're really like whatever,

(01:20:03):
dude. So he terrible. It'snot yeah, it sounds good,
it's god awful. He is doinga straight up Michael Jackson. Let's call
it a tribute. But yeah,like in the look like he's got like
the little strand of hair that hangsdown over the forehead, it's all like
greased up, and yeah, hedances like him. Now. This new

(01:20:24):
song, though, it kind offeeds into that. It's called The Joke
because Corey is not that oblivious.He understands that everyone's making fun of him.
That's why he's on tour with LimpBiscuit. He's being made fun of
bylymp Biscuit on tour with him.Actually, but here's his song, The
Joke, all right doing Okay,it's tapped. You guys see, he's

(01:21:02):
out there performing in front of thousandsof people. All right, I'm Corey
freaking Feldman. Joke's on you.Yeah, thank you, watch me go
to number one. Well I'll wait, I'll tell you. I'll bet you
on these just like Zeppelin. Reallyright, exactly. I will bet you
on the air, mister Feldman,one hundred whole dollars that song does not
reach number one on any charts whatsoever, on any charts, on any chich

(01:21:24):
By the way, that's that's dangerousthat you know what you're saying, menace,
because there's all these mini charts oflike there's so many charts of like
weirdo. Anyway. So that's thejoke being released here the next day or
two. But that's the live versionon Howie Mandel's podcast this week and audio.
Here's a new original wood You showgame, how do they lose millions
of dollars? I'm gonna play alittle clip. Here's a little clip.

(01:21:48):
He's gonna hear some sound in thebackground and just go around the room a
couple of guesses. How did thisperson lose millions of dollars? Lose millions?
Oh my god, sounds like theydropped soling down the stairs. Okay,

(01:22:10):
I like this, yeah, likethe thumping right. A million dollars,
A million dollars they were robbed?Okay, sot okay, Sammy,
that's not that's that's half right.Yeah, Okay, they had a statue
worth a million dollars and it soundlike it fell down some stairs. All
right, you guys are all in, I'd say pretty close. But that

(01:22:32):
is actually current Philadelphia Eagles linebacker TerrellLewis. Okay, allegedly, that is
alleged by a woman who shot thevideo you just heard right there. She's
a OnlyFans model heard another girlfriend werein a hotel room with allegedly Terrell Lewis,
who allegedly didn't want to pay himthe money that he offered them to
show up aka prostitution, and thatwhat you heard there was him like talking

(01:22:54):
and then running down the hall doingthe old dining dash as it were.
Some thumb. Now here's the thing. You can in the video you only
see the backs of people. Yousee the backs of a very long again,
Trell Lewis. He's sixty five two, he's he's noticeably larger than everyone
else. You only see his back. You also see the ladies back,
which is covered. She has onone ass cheek is an entire butterfly,

(01:23:16):
like the whole ass other ass cheeksand flowers or something like that. Her
name is Mia Mercy, and shetagged Terrell Lewis. Uh. And he
has since put all of his socialaccounts private, which that's a little bit
of a She also tagged like NFLon Fox all his coaches. Now that
we know what's happening here, let'slisten to it again. Oh my god,

(01:23:47):
that's her footsteps. She's not wearingany clothes. She's body asking naked,
running down what looks like you knowwhat to marry out or whatever?
Wow, No, it's funny.So I went to his social media.
Lewis still all private. He's justfrom a distagram first thing, girl,
dad, keep going first and stayhumble. Oh yes, yeah, unless

(01:24:13):
that he was a college football nationalchampion in twenty seventeen Obama, and he
was a Super Bowl champion with theRams. He currently for now is with
the Eagles, but we shall seeon that way. Just pay your bills,
man. Yeah, if you're agirl, dad, what are you
doing with OnlyFans models? Yeah?And stay humble, my friend, honest

(01:24:34):
life this weekend audio? All right, up next, I was speaking of
what do you think about this?Losing millions of dollars? This whole obviously
justin Timberlake thing has been He's beenin the news quite a bit. Uh,
some folks have read this is notnew audio this week, but it's
gonna be. You're gonna be hearingit and seeing it everywhere. In sake
did an anti drinking campaign with Budweiseris I believe hired in the two thousand

(01:24:57):
and one Super Bowl. This isa in sync, including JT showing up
to a man's house. Okay,how's it going. We're in sync,
you know, the group in sync. We're just going to do door to
say thanks, yeah for talking toyour kids about drinking. See, even
with all our success, you're stilla bigger influence on your kids than we
are. Just some guys blant Joeysomething about a sink Lance doesn't care about

(01:25:32):
you. Yeah, that worked,nailed it. Of course it's a tiny
child screaming yeah because it was insync or full grown Sammy exactly this weekend
audio. This came out from theTesla shareholder meeting where Elon was talking and
just to talk about how much herules, how much Tesla rules, so
on and so forth. A lotof ruling going on. Now you know

(01:25:55):
what you're saying. You see Elonout in public, and you want to
go take a photo with him andperhaps you do massage him in He's Best
Friend. Unfortunately, Elon talks abouthow he really can't do that with everybody
anymore. Here, probability that homicidalmaniac will try to kill you is proportionate
to how many homicidal maniacs hear yourname. Yeah, so we actually did
have two homicidal maniacs in the lastroughly seven months come to aspirationally try to

(01:26:19):
kill me and a bunch of otherpeople. So it's not just me.
Because so now, like I've likestopped signing things because just you know,
because like that would be a sureway to like homicidal maniac. I'll just
have to sign something and then shoothim type ofthing. I have to have
more standoffish and stuff, which Iprefer not to be. But it seems
wise, Like I think like JohnLennon who was like singing about like,

(01:26:39):
hey, can't we all just benice to each other? And then he
got shot, you know, byone of his fans. We're trying to
avoid that. Yeah, pro tip, try to avoid that. Well,
like what he said, it wouldsuck though, to be like somebody who's
such a lightning rod for so muchand then you know, you really can't
do anything because people are crazy.And that's the thing, the polity tics.

(01:27:00):
He's waiting into these different things.That's not really pissed people off.
People are mad at you on somany different angles. Yeah, saying part
of that is just just people hearyour name all the time, and that's
going to catch to a certain numberof maniacs. Crazy because the guy who
killed John Lennon and all that's likeJohn Lennon didn't do anything, but he
just catched John Lennon. John letit. I guess I'll go kill that
person. Yeah, fun times didn'tlet the guy out. O Chapman believe

(01:27:24):
David Chapman, I believe. Yeah, No, I think that was the
guy who shot Reagan. Right,Yeah, so Mark, David Chapman still
U in jail. See, Ibelieve so because they just let somebody on
them, right, the guy whoshot Ragan. No, yeah, I
know, because we were joking aboutlike, wow, if you try to
shoot a president, you should neverget out of jail. Remember that,
We remember that part of the conversation. But yeah, now I'm curious about

(01:27:45):
No, they let that dude,that one chick out that Mark. If
only we had computers, Mark David. According to Wikipedia, he is still
at these still in jail correctional facilityin because didn't he come out and say
that he didn't want to get outof jail. Well, it says release
date February twenty twenty four, right, but he's been repeatedly denying his parole.

(01:28:09):
He's not going to get paroled,okay. This weekend audio up next,
Jerry Seinfeld's great audio here. Hewas doing Lucky a show in Sydney,
Australia. We were talking about this. I mean, like, dude,
Jerry Seinfeld, here's a guy who'sbecome because he's Jewish, a lightning
rod for what's going on Middle East. Yeah, with Israel and you know

(01:28:33):
the Palestinians and yeah, so wheredo you where do you go to take
out this this anger? Where doyou go to try to fix things?
Yeah, to make change? Yeah, you go to the Jerry Seinfeld a
genius, ladies and gentleman. He'ssaw the Middle East. It's the Jewish

(01:28:55):
day. Because you have made yourpoints so well and in the right venue.
You come with the right place ora political something. So tomorrow we
will read in the paper Middle Eastone hundred percent solve thanks to man at

(01:29:17):
the Kudos Arena stopping to comedian.They stop him twenty thousand miles from the
problem and screw up a comedian.That is how you saw world issues.
But again, and we were saying, like, why why do you even

(01:29:38):
try to like go after somebody likeSeinfeld, Like you're gonna lose in a
in a battle of wits and wordslike you're gonna lose. Well, that's
the thing too. I think alot of these people, and this goes
to all these protests, they're justdoing it for themselves so they can post
on social media about blah blah blahblah blah. But like, for instance,
let's take the Stonehenge stuff that's comeout. Now there's a there's a
new conspiracy minus you'll love this,oh that like for in for instance,

(01:30:00):
with the oil people, that bigOil is actually funding them because they because
when they're stopping traffic and spraying,spraying down and sown Stonehenge, they're actually
creating such a backlash against their owncause that it is actually big Oil.
That's it's you know, funding themsecretly without even them knowing, because hey,
hey, do you dummies, you'redoing our work for us? By

(01:30:23):
looking so stupid, pissing people offso much menace. As a conspiracy theorist,
what say you saying that, Uh, people just backlash and be so
pro pro oil? Right? Iswhat you're trying to say that it's good
for them because it makes their causelook so dumb. No, I don't
think even people think about that.I mean, I can see the thought
process there. Do I think that'sactually happening. I know that's the way.

(01:30:45):
That's a stretch, that's the way, or what we think about it
all the time. We say,hey, you're just you're just pissing me.
Every time you block a freeway,you're just pissing all. But not
everybody's gonna like double down, like, oh I'm gonna extra fill my gas
tank because of these guys, rightbut a stone Henge. But but in
general, I don't listen to thetesters because they're just being death. I
mean, it's like, oh,look at these stupid people. But it
doesn't make me think about oil anymore. Right. But what I'm saying is

(01:31:06):
when they I don't listen to theircause, I'm like, so their cause
is now losing ground. I'm notcorrect? It gets you, Okay that
gives you a negative feeling about theircause because of how they're Yeah, I'm
pro hitting these people with cars andthings like that. Now, all right,
let's I can understand the thought.Do I think that's actually happening?
No, but I can understand likewhat that strategy might be. Yeah,

(01:31:27):
let's go to a clip seven.Here, this is another protester. This
is Luca don Chicky. Of courselost the NBA Finals for the Dallas Mavericks,
and well not by himself, nono, but in fact that you
people could argue they wouldn't be therewithout him, and I would say,
that's right. Well, a coupleof guys have, you know, some
great seats, and they were callingout Luca for being kind of fat and
chubby and slow and all that stuff, which is also accurate. So Luca

(01:31:48):
responded by calling one of their mothersat ho oh, all right, here
we go today in audio whoa whoa, whoa whil mom? No, mom,

(01:32:10):
I mean it doesn't you guys rightfor the mom people are talking smack
to you. They should be allowedto say something. You can say whatever
you want back. And that's exactlywhat he's always been saying, is that
as long as they don't start it. You heard it right, there is
there going Oh Luca, you're slow, you're tired. He goes your mom's
f and ho. Which it's just'tthat interesting or creative. I agree,
But what's always talks about it likewhat what? Just don't start? No

(01:32:38):
issue will be no And that's whatThat's what happens on social media too,
like somebody can like hit up ourshow for example, and like you guys,
this that the other thing, andthe minute you say anything back,
like dude, like loll down,Yeah I'm not you know, hey,
I'm not gonna talk. I'm notgonna take this kind of criticism from a
person who you know has it whateveris a profile picture? Oh so now
you're getting Now you're bullying me.What are you talking about? Like you

(01:33:01):
literally said you want me to diein my whole family. I didn't even
know you existed until you set yourpost, which was, you know,
trying to tear us apart. Andnow I make one comment about your profile
picture on the bullet taking it toofull. Yeah, all right, we're
gonna take a quick break. We'llcome back. We got some more of
this week in audio. Next onThe Woody Show, Hang on or whoa,

(01:33:21):
yeah, right back, that isa beautiful It is the show.
And getting back into this week inaudio, got another clip here of somebody
who thought they would be all badassand then when they got rebutted or replied

(01:33:43):
to, oh, things changed quiteswiftly. This is a a barista in
the Seattle area, and if you'renot familiar, they have these tiny little
shacks where girls where like Java huts, right Java, but bikini baristas.
It's it's particular to this yeah scificnorthwest. You only see it up there
for whatever reason. Well, sothis guy gets he's mad about the price

(01:34:04):
of his coffee and his water orwhatever. He's talking back, take these
back, and he eventually throws himat the little window. Well, he
did not bargain that the girl behindthat window has face tattoos, noise,
hand tattoos, and according to herInstagram, owns a pitball. So she
did not like that. And soshe has several hammers inside her little coffee

(01:34:27):
hut, okay, and she sendsone of them right into the guy's windshield.
All right, this weekend audio,No, there is disconnect, there's
no copper. That kind of languenteLuddy vulgar and abusive language. That's an
automatic disconnect. You've got a dirtyhorrorsh mouth disconnect. There's no copper.

(01:34:53):
That kind of language, luddy,vulgar and abusive language. That's an automatic
disconnect. You've got a dirty horrishmouth. All right. It was right
right into those windshields, stuck inthe windshields. She had to take it.
I was a big hole in there. Now. Her name is Emma
Lee. Again, that's Taste ofHeaven Espresso. If you would like to
go visit. Yeah, so youknow what, I would just go there
and be like going to the soupNazi. Your order coffee. Take this

(01:35:17):
coffee back? Oh no bad,here's a hammer to You're a coffee Yeah
yeah, then and then you moveon. These girls stream online all the
time, and they make money ontop of that. I'm sure they do
interesting this week in audio. Sothese the next couple of clips are just
generic sound effects. But I'll tellyou in a second what makes it special?
Here? Play this uh, playthis first one? Ten A there
would he all right, what doyou think that iss? Is that?

(01:35:47):
Two people acting like animals? It'ssort of that's a little baby cartoon dinosaur
hatching out of an egg. Butit's fully AI generated. Oh wow,
So they just type it in andit just automatically made the sound exactly.
Not only will it will make theYeah, it makes the dinosaur, it

(01:36:13):
makes the animation, it makes andit even does the the all level all
those sound effects perfectly in sync.Again raybe showing that we are obsolete as
a species. Well that's nothing comparedto type to video. That stuff is
super h perfect. Yeah, yeah, just type in. That's why I
create. The Hollywood writers messed upbecause they're gonna be the most powerful people

(01:36:36):
I think in Hollywood because they canwrite. Yeah, for sure, they
jumped the gun because we learned thatAI writing actually sucks. Like a creative
person that can actually write and justcreate like amazing video writers are going to
be the only ones they need.I know that what jump the guns?
The drums? This is yeah again, same thing where they just said,

(01:36:59):
hey, give me like a drummerdrumming, and it sinks it up perfectly.
So it's not because a lot ofAI stuff. If you had a
drummer, the drum beats wouldn't gowith what he's actually striking the drum on.
But this was this is again perfectlysynced up. Just a man's hand
perfectly drumming right here. Okay,not a great drummer. No, it

(01:37:20):
sounds like Meg White. Yeah yeah, oh wow, cool, I love
seven Army Girl. Maybe Meg Wow. Let's say the whole time, we
just didn't know it. Damn.All right, all right, well there's

(01:37:41):
this week in audio. Everybody.All right, thank you very much,
Sea Bass. We got some moreWoody show coming up for you next.
Hang on, I'm going to talkto the people. This collar a boy.
We should talk am pro show.All right, Welcome back everybody.
Yeah, it is Thursday morning.It is a pre Friday. We are

(01:38:03):
the Woodie Show. Yeah, wegot nerd out coming up here in just
a couple of moments, the latestof the world of nerds. Ray's gonna
have that report for us, plusthe birthdays and the porno birthday for you
today. Today is June twentieth,twenty twenty four. Today is a National
Vanilla Milkshake Day. And I knowthat Greg's not here today, but his

(01:38:26):
favorite his favorite flavor of ice creamis vanilla. Really, which that choice
in it itself is vanilla? Iknow, no vanilla pops. Yeah,
pops. It does it pipes goodvanilla it pops. Yeah, yeah,
it's it's okay, but like youusually have to have something else with it,
you know, like it's like ona like a side of pie or
I don't need anything else. Yeah, and some say his milkshake brings all

(01:38:49):
the boys to the yard. I'veheard about that. Yeah, I'm sure
about that. Today's National ice creamsodaday. I love it. I love
the taste of ice cream soda.We're talking about rub beer. Let's on
and see how long it takes you. Oh yeah, immediate diarrhea. Oh
yeah, Like I can't even eatice cream and then drink any kind of

(01:39:09):
like diet coke or whatever that anykind of like uh, you know,
carbonated beverage because it's immediate diarrhea.So good together, it's the combination of
the cream and then I think allthe carbonation and everything. It just like
it's like draino. Yeah, wecould make them up. It would be
like cleans me up. Oh tay. Summer solstice, by the way,
so long. This is the longestday of the year, right sunlight.

(01:39:31):
Yeah, it's world topest day.Small plates. Who doesn't love that?
Yes, American Eagle Day, whichwe were just talking about that video that's
been going around with this big reallycool by the way, nice job with
whoever videotaped this. It was itwas amazing photography with that bald eagle that
was swooping down and grabbed the fishright out of the river and then ate

(01:39:55):
it while it was flying. Yeah, just like gobbled it down. It
wings it just went further are intoits beak. But also like every little
drop of water that was like comingoff yeah, uh from the bird after
he like hit the water. Itwas like it was beautiful for that.
Yeah, beautiful camera work. It'sAmerican Eagle Day. It's also Ugliest Dog
Day today. There's always those competitionsabout, you know, world Dougliest Dog,

(01:40:18):
and those things are busted. Yeah. A couple of other stories going
on in the news. I gotsomething from somebody that was talking about the
cyber truck and how this one guypolished it up and so it's mirrored and
so it almost looks invisible. Thisis a uh, this is a listener
who sent this to us. Letme see if I can find the so

(01:40:40):
just polishing. This is not apicture a rap, No, it's not.
It's not a rap. So itlooks it literally looks mirrored. Weird
looking look at this thing. Wow. So it's like the whole side of
it is just like one day,there's no way that's legal. Uh yeah,
that is because Justin Bieber had athe Audi R eight that was just

(01:41:01):
mirrored like that. Really. Yeah. It says concerns that the customization presents
road safety hazards. Traffic experts sayit might not be safe, but there
are no regulations around it. Yeah. Yeah. Biaber saw it and was
like, I've been doing that.Yeah, look up polished cyber truck and
you can see what we're talking abouthere. Now there's another thing I saw.

(01:41:25):
If you look at this satellite imagethat was that was published, there's
a problem. I guess Tesla hasan unsold car problem. Parking lots full
of unsold Tesla stockpiles, oh boy. Taken from October of last year.
They say, similar images taken Marchof this year, showing the lots are
full, way more full than they'veever been. And the data confirms the

(01:41:49):
first quarter reports. I mean,Tesla's deliveries fell by almost like ten percent
from last year and they produced almostforty seven thousand more cars than they sold.
I told you I saw that thingabout CarMax yep, where CarMax has
like these big lots of land wherepeople who got their cars repossessed because they

(01:42:11):
couldn't make the payment the CarMax payments, or the people that just like turn
them in but they got nothing elsethey could do with it, and they're
just like nose to tail all thesebig fields. It's crazy, thousands and
thousands and thousands of cars, tothe point where you wonder, like,
how is CarMax making any money?But I told you I was talking to
somebody. Maybe the default they makeall their well, they don't necessarily want

(01:42:32):
you to default, but they'll giveanybody alone because the interest rates are so
good. They make all their moneyon the financing. They have their own
financing own. Now, are carsso expensive? And even the used car
market if there's so many just layingaround because they're leaving them there, they're
not selling them. Yeah. Anothernews, a middle school in Massachusetts had
a graduation ceremony twenty three sets oftwins. I don't know if you saw

(01:42:55):
that. Wow. Yeah, sothere's about four hundred and fifty kids per
grade, So twins made up tenpercent of the class. Wow, what
the hell is going on? Thisis your neck of the woods. Something
in the water. Need them Massachusetts, that's where well, not need them
per se, but Massachusetts where Sammy'sfrom originally. Yeah, it was the
eighth grade. Moving up ceremony.Okay, I wonder how many are IVF

(01:43:20):
babies because you know that they're anatural twins. There's a lot of twins
that aren't natural. Thinks you canmake them these days, right, exactly?
Well, according to the Centers forDisease Control and Prevention, twin births
have been increasing for the past thirtyyears. Wow. And a lot of
that has to do with iv Yeah. Yeah, I did see. I

(01:43:40):
did see something. A couple ofdays ago. There was a video this
woman went in to get like anultrasound. She's gonna be the first ultrasound
of her pregnancy. And she wentin there and she found out she was
having triplets and she about passed out. Okay, my gosh, I can't
even imagine. They're like, oh, well, they're good news. There's
three babies in there, and she'slike, oh wait what she freaked Three

(01:44:02):
babies A lot. We haven't budgetedfor that one baby's enough. We had
one at a time, you know, and that was enough, thank you.
But yeah, three, let's seewhat's going on in the world of
nerds to what he show presents nerdNut with Ravy and what you guy with

(01:44:23):
their force rave. So this waspretty shocking when it was announced on Marvel's
Chinese social accounts that Deadpool and Wolverinehaving a day and date release in both
the United States and China on Julytwenty sixth. This is a first,
like the og Deadpool that didn't evencome out in China because it was denied
a release because of its graphics content. Huh. And then there's a version

(01:44:46):
of Deadpool two out there that wasdone for Chinese theaters and it's a PG
thirteen holiday movie basically, Oh,it's called Once Upon a Deadpool Okay if
you look for it. So stupid. Now, Disney hasn't said publicly whether
censorship changes will be made to Deadpooland Wolverine. How could they not be.

(01:45:09):
That's the only way you're going toget a release agreement with China's Film
bureau bureau. Nowy beer, Yeah, worry. Is there any ghosts in
Deadpool? Because I know they're becausethere's like if you go to Disney in
China, there's no Handa mansion ghosts. Yeah, Deadpool doesn't do ghosts.

(01:45:32):
Okay, I don't remember if therewas any ghosts. So the film saying
no cuts will be made that alterthe quote integrity of the storytelling or the
Deadpool spirit. Now they mean thespirit of Deadpool, not ye, but
just the intended spirit of the movie. Sorry, I can't remember number two.

(01:45:53):
No, it was you know thatkid who was a kid putting everybody
on. I don't remember. That'swhy we did not go down. Yeah.
Remember we were just talking about sirIan McKellen and uh he said he
would gladly play Gandalf again in thenew Lord of the Rings movies if he
was still alive. Yeah, Butthen he had that accident and then this

(01:46:14):
week he fell right off the stagein line. I never heard like exactly
what happened, Like as far aswhat the end, I mean, everybody
heard the story right right, butlike, do we know did he break
anything? Not to break anything,because that's the one thing I didn't see
anything about. It's hyting about injury. Also doing some kind of fight scene
in this play. He's years old. Eighty five years old. So he

(01:46:35):
falls off the stage, cries outin pain, the audience was evacuated.
McKellen, take it a guy fell, well, did you evacuate his bowels?
Yeah? The show's over. Yeah. I would be so freaked if
I was sitting there and I justwatched Ian McKellen fall right off the state.
Did he cock when he when hefell? Yeah? Is revealed here

(01:46:57):
we clean up ish went everywhere.Yeah, the whole front, the whole
front two rows were like a likea sea world splash splash of the sun,
but it was the Kacaz zone.Scans did reveal that there were no
breaks and that he's making a speedyin the Ruk Cup. Just embarrassing.
Yeah, it's a bruise to theego, you know. Oh it's just
painful. That's that's a far drop. Yeah. There was somebody else and

(01:47:19):
you're eighty five. There was justreading. There was a musician. Guitarists
just fell off the stage a coupleof days ago as well, Big Band.
I can't remember it anyway. Yeah, but a lot of pople have
fallen off the stage. Yeah,people have fallen Yeah, but hit the
floor and fell through the stage.Yeah, and kept playing like he was
lying on his back on the ground, just like in front of the say

(01:47:42):
yeah and kept jamming because it's wrong. Yeah. Row. Word is that
the story in the Blue Beetle movieis going to be continuing in animated form.
Blue Beetle, the first Latino Superhero, didn't exactly set the box office
on fire one one hundred and twentyeight million globally, but the story is
they're talking with the cast of themovie to reprise their rules, to do
voice work and continue the story BlueBeetle gained superpowers after an alien scarem uses

(01:48:08):
to his body. Also, noghosts in the Yeah, sorry, yeah,
We're good for release. I'm Rabian. For more nerd stuff, check
out the Nerd That podcast at theWoody Show dot com. Nerd I think
very much, Rabels. You gotit. Time for the birthdays and your
Corno birthday go show. It's shiverOkay, we're gonna It's Shiverday. We're

(01:48:32):
gonna sit pat It's Shiday, andyou know we don't get what birthday.
And I will start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to John Goodman, who
is seventy two years old today.Love John Goodman, He's a guy that
I would love to have a beerwith, you know, yeah, I
have. I have two types ofcelebrities, people like Tom Hanks and John
Goodman, who I'd just like tosay and have a beer. I get

(01:48:54):
like an autograph for a selfie.It's like one of those I'd just like
to talk to the person for acouple of minutes, and then the rest
of him that I don't care aboutat all. I never cared to talk
with him anyway. John Goodman isseventy two. You got Nicole Kidman who
is fifty seven years old today.Christopher Min's Plas mclevitt and super Bad.
Oh. We had sushi with himone time. We were at the same

(01:49:15):
sushi restaurant. Yes, he's thirtyfive, thirty five years old. He
got Lionel Richie who is seventy fiveyears old today. I've been in the
same room as him once. MichaelAnthony from Van Halen is seventy years old.
You got the quinin Rampage Jackson whois forty six. And see Brian
Wilson from The Beach Boys is eightythree. Doesn't he have like dementia or

(01:49:40):
something? There? Just put himlike in some kind of conservatory his family.
Yeah, no, yah, Sam, he's the Beach Boys expert.
I did just watch their documentary.Yeah there was something more recently. I
think there was. I think itwas him, And yeah, they had
to put him in some kind ofthis family conservatory like Jay Leno had to
do with his wife man because he'sgot like some stage of ye dementia.
And then mother f and Bob Villaremember this old house. Yes, Bob

(01:50:01):
Vila is seventy eight years old today. Oh gee, and your porn of
birthday is Valerie Summer and today's birthday. Girl. She's done more screwing and
mudding than a professional drywaller. She'sbeen in one hundred and forty six fine
films, including two gorgeous goddesses ferociouslybanging. I don't know. She was
in Team Anal Volume one, alsoDog the Booty Hunter Noise Yet. She

(01:50:25):
was in Nude Fight Club Volume five, also Recession Whoores Volume one, Gotta
Do what You Gotta Do? Yeah, Greg Gorey, if he was here,
he would have loved this one.Whores Lesbian Domination in the Dungeon,
Okay, all right. She wasalso in Sex on the Veranda, and
who can forget her unforgettable role andvisit to the gynecologist. Oh god,

(01:50:47):
yeah, that's just necessary the leastsorn ever. It's well for the ladies,
but I mean for a guy,it's educational. You'll know what goes
on there. It's a big mystery, but it involves vagina, so we'll
check it out. It's a ValerieSummer who is thirty six years old today.
And now at Yourparno birthday, yourcelebrity birthdays. And that is a
Thursday morning look at what's happening inthe world of nerds with your nerd Out

(01:51:10):
Reports. We're gonna take a quickbreak. We've got some more Woodies Show
for you next. Hang on,Buila, wouldn't approve the Woody Show.
All right, that's gonna do itfor Thursday everybody. Hey, ty the
wrap up tell you what you canfind on the podcast. Just go to
the Woodyshow dot com. Of course, all the trending news headlines, latest

(01:51:30):
news out of the world of nerdswith your nerd Out Report. Part of
birthdays in there, we did thebrand new Redneck News and the most popular
song kind of cover both the yearthat you were born and the year that
you graduated. So another one ofthose music based segments. Everybody seems to
be digging here lately. That anda whole bunch more can be found on
the Thursday podcast by going to theWoodyshow dot com. Tomorrow, Ladies and

(01:51:53):
gentlemen, end of another week,a Friday coming up on Friday, we
got the failed Also tomorrow, oneof the holidays is Day of the Gong
Noise. And for those of youwho might remember, I'm forty seven,
so I know people might. Sammy, do you remember the show, The
Gong Show? No, but Iremember they kind of did a reboot of

(01:52:14):
it. I think right they did. Yeah, well that's right, Mike
Myers. I don't remember who hostedit. But the Showah, it's a
variety show and people will come outand they do different things that if they
sucked, they would they would hitthe gong, right, he said,
we love the gong around here,right, and then that that would be
the end. They come and theyhook them off the stage and you know,
get the hell out of here,that kind of thing. Yeah,

(01:52:36):
So tomorrow's a Day of the Gong. So we haven't done this in quite
a while. Woody Show got talent. No, oh fun, So we're
gonna shine the spotlight on some talent. Sea Bass will have that for us
and more. Whatever we could doduyq to get through the morning and into
the weekend as quickly as possible.It'll happen Friday here on the Woody show
yep, Ravy Sammy Sea Bass.Anything you like to add? No,

(01:52:59):
no, all right, Menace,Yes, take us home with some parting
words of wisdom. Please, well, just remember this get in where you
fit in. Yes, you don'tknow the meaning of that. I can
expound for you on social media.It's a phrase that means finding the perfect
fit in your career. Personal relationships, hobbies are other areas of life.

(01:53:24):
Okay, so you're doing like legitwords of wisdom, nothing funny about it.
But I actually learned that from iceCube. But yes, all right,
thank you very much, Menace,Thank you for giving what he shows
some of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it to appreciate
you for that. The rest ofyou guys can suck it. We will
catch back here on Friday. Havea great day. S M D double
M. I quit this bitch.