The Woody Show June 28th 2024 Podcast

The Woody Show June 28th 2024 Podcast

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the Woody Show, and of coursethe good old fashioned email, which is
email at the woodyshow dot com.Coming up for you on the show today,
we're gonna do a round of thesmart Ass game. All right,
it's gonna be Morgan taking on Sammy. Also, we have a question for
you. Everybody's got at least one. Try to pretend like you don't,

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but what is your snobby opinion,Like, you know, you're kind of
snobbish when it comes to this,but we're looking for you to be completely
honest with us. What is yoursnobby opinion? Yeah, also some Friday
Dad jokes. We got a roundof unsolved mysteries. Speaking of mystery,
there's a question with gregan technology.No way, uh huh No. In

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fact, we'll get to that thishour. You're on the Woody Show.
But first question for you. Peopleare asked to name an annoying thing that
they see people base their whole personalityaround. And I thought about this and
thought about bringing this out because likepeople who are just like everything is about
their dog, sure, you know, or their animal, like they you

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know, sorry Sammy, but theycan't go anywhere without the dog, looking
at the dog. They're looking touh, skirt rules and everything else because
they think they don't apply to notnot that I know they apply to all
other dogs, just not my.I'll point this out sometimes and like,
well, you're just being lazy andselfish. How is it lazier to take
my dog with me? I actuallyhave to know, because you want the

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companionship you want? Do you wantthe attention? I think that the attention.
Is that that's what you want peopleto say. Oh baby, this
happened to see so in my apartmentcomplex that these two little like idiots walk
up there. They tie their dogin the gym to a squad rack.
So I call scary down front.Hey guys, Oh my god, So
I go, hey, yeah,they there's two guys. They got a

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dog tied up at the gym.Obviously that's not safe for the dog and
other people. And he's like oh. The guy goes, oh yeah,
we were just talking about that.It's pretty it's pretty cool. I said,
you know, you have they havea sign. You have a sign
on the front of the gym thatsays no animals all out. He's like,
Oh, you know, what'll beinteresting to send somebody to interview the
people the management of Sea Bass isbuilding about Sea Bass. Guy who calls

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all the time. Yeah, likepost signs all over the building. We
hate them. Guy who likes helpingmake the place better. Yeah, yeah
it sucks. So, uh,there was a survey done. These are
the personnel, the the things thatpeople base their entire person around that people
find the most annoying politics. That'sgonna be my number one number one,
absolutely and sometimes specific politicians like they'relike fan boys or fangirls or hate haters

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for a specific Yeah, but theybase their entire personality. Uh is number
two on the list, right right. Sure, I'm a hufflepuff and that
means I'm more eathetic or like whatever, But that's on the list. Sports
yep. Also, yeah, alot of guys are guilty that one.
Women do it too, but mannot nearly as much. Yeah, all

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right, number four. I alsoagree with this one. Exercise people.
That's my number one. Yeah,gym people or whatever, Jim rats,
Yeah, all their photos, everythingthey talk about, they frame their whole
life around the CrossFit or whatever.Box Braby was right about that. One
guy used to work here. Yeah, and I'm almost ready to unfollow,

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Like I thought it was pretty coolbecause this guy lost a significant amount of
weight. Oh yeah, it's definitelymotivational. Every day though. Every single
day it's a picture of him inthe mirror. Yeah, with his body
now, and he's always got tohave his arms out, you know,
like uh doing a weird kind oflike I'm pooping into my pants squad.
Yeah. For people who take photosin the g who do you who do

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you think cares? Like, greatquestion, why are you doing this?
Who do you think cares? Who'sthe one thing? If you were on
the big weight loss journey, likeit used to be a big old fat
ass like you know, and thenyou know for the at first, but
like once it's established that you've lostthat weight and hey, look this is
like the before after, you know, once you get past the after sky
Yeah, like okay, what's thedifference between the post from yesterday of you

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and the mirror at the gym andthen now yeah. No influencers. Number
five on the list is people whobase their entire personality around their job,
you know, and then their wholeidentity is rocked after you lose that job.
Oh yeah. Number six where theylive Like you could be proud,
but some people take it way toofar. Got a rep all right?

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I think I told you were atthe pool at Circa on Fremont Street and
this group of dudes, we're allfrom Cincinnati. How do we know?
Because the dude had an Ohio outlineon his back. How are you proud
of being from Cincinnati? Yeah?Big accomplished? Wait, way to go?
Yeah, I mean yeah, butyou get there. Some of the

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over the top stuff is uh,it's pretty funny. It's like really,
I mean, I don't know.Maybe you just happened to be born there.
You didn't like the founder of thetown, you know what, I
mean, what did you do?You didn't build it? Number seven,
list of generation you're from, andthen you use that to define other people
as well. I put and Iagree number eight in this list heritage,

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Like, we get it. You'reItalian, right like everything. And the
other one who's always guilty of thistoo Irish? Like we get it.
There's a guy who works down thehall, get it. Val you're Irish?
Well, who cares? Who cares? He wears? Yeah, we

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get it, we know yeah,or like you know, there's always the
flags and the what like you havelived your entire life here not there,
and like but the entire identity isthis heritage? Okay? Cool? I
think George car did a bit aboutthat, didn't he Like you happen to
be It's not an accomplishment, right, definitely not an accomplishment right. Uh.

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Crypto b This is more of arecent one on the list. Crypto
Bros. This is all from asurvey on annoying things that people base their
entire personality around Crypto is on therereally quiet lately though, and then your
car the top ten, like I'ma Chevy guy or I'm a TESL owner.
Like dude, I would say youare a complete moron, doucheback loser

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if you have an Instagram or othersocial media account for your car and I'm
a sticker on your car advertising it, yes, uh cool, yeah,
way to go. Do you eversee those people? They they make their
car look wild, and then it'slike the Chevy guy you know, but
like you say, this gout likethe window sticker at underscore, the wal

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and the whole account is just likethe car in front of different places,
as if it's like a person thatyou took on a tour somewhere. Okay,
need yeah, exactly all right,So that that's the officialist SeaBASS anything
anybody like that on the Yeah,those those those cover a lot of it.
We talk about a lot about peoplewho Marijuana is one of the big
ones. Anytime you have a somethingyou consume like a substance in case weed,

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yea, when it comes up.I mean, beer guys are like
this too. Oh, the beerguys the worst everything about you. I
think I think weed's the worst onethough, because it's piece of the funness.
Because we've talked to these idiots whenthey too, because they'll spend the
entire summer, you know, followingfish or whoever is that. We though,
oh no, but yeah, okay, because that's not drugs to these

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people. It's all like, hey, I need money so I can buy
drugs and go to the next showand buy drugs. I would say people
that base their entire person out aroundwhatever type of music they like, be
it country, hip hop, metal, what you know. It's like people
who are into like pop or likesomewhere in between, like a little bit
of everything. But you know that, like you see them and you're like,
you know exactly what kind of musicthey're in? Country? Yeah,

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it's the cowboy hat and the buckleand the boots and everything's gotta they gotta
have to pick up truck and theygot completely live that lifestyle. The same
thing with hip hop, same thingwith metal. Like everything goes back to
that. We get it. Yeah, anybody else. I have a couple
of g's. One golf. Whena guy retires, he has golf drinking
glasses, golf stickers, golf keychain and talks about golf, like,

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oh, we got it. Youlike golf, and then the other g
is gay, Like oh yeah,oh my god. You want to be
equal, but you spend your everywaking minute alienating yourself and separating yourself and
putting yourself in a box. Justbe gay. I'll add one more thing
to the list here, and thatwould be people who base their entire person
around personality around like whatever, likethe office, you know, so like

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they're just a quote machine, youknow, like a dialogue machine or kooky.
Yeah, like for whatever, forwhatever that show is, like oh
yeah, they've got a quote ora situation that always ties back to that
show, no matter what conversation you'reinvolved in that series, Like you got
Marvel, people are like that,you got all those losers out there?
Which one Marvel? Oh yeah,anyway, So what would you like to

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seven seven four, Woodie, whatis your snobbiest opinion? We're gonna be
getting into your phone calls and someof what you shared on on Facebook.
Uh, somebody said I hate whenpeople use the word Uh what I it's
the word okay incorrectly trying to soundeducated. See reality stars, actors and

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people what I incorrectly or maybe theyuse eye too much. Just look at
it. I'm just looking at okay. That was a bad one. Start
with back to the real stumbling.Uh, tap water is peasant water.
There we go. Kay, oh, that's that's stupid on you. That's
the biggest scam in the world.Good water is fine, but water does

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it? I mean, I drinktab water, but I don't think all
water tastes the same, like somepeople say. But that's not why they're
doing it. There's no water thatI go, Man, that's the water
I want to drink all the time. And then you just kind of settle
for everything else if it's not available, like we've been conditioned to drink.
I judge people when I see themwith a big twenty four pack at the

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grocery store, of those individually,like not a big environmental or whatever,
but like you are, you're partof the Yeah, you're being scammed.
You're a loser. I won't drinktab water. You won't. No,
And well for what reason? BecauseI do about astrology conditioned it tastes different
exactly. Maybe I haven't been conditioned, but it makes me sick. I
can't drink it. It makes yousick. See I do the reverse.

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It's different. Yeah, yeah,I do the reverse. Snob Like I
judge if you have a favorite bottledwater. I kind of judge, like
I'll think, oh, this one'sso much better than that bottled water,
Like really, because it tastes itdoes taste different. I understand that there's
like a flame favored one or asparkling one, you know, something like
that. But like if we're justtalking about just flat regular water, regular

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ass water, that bitch is regularsmart Water's delicious, is it? No,
I'll drink again. I'll I'm nota stop about it. I'll drink
any water. But you can't disagreethat it doesn't taste different and the bottle
water does taste better. Yeah,that's the dumbest quote sport. We left
that on Facebook. Short sleeve dressshirts don't exist. They are either one

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or the other, but never both. Like in their words, if it's
a short sleep, it's not adress shirt that somebody everybody snob because it's
not dressed. Somebody tell the menwho landed the moonlander, you know,
the first as NASA people, becausethat's all they wore in those you know,
in the control room that was likethe fifties with a little skinny all

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the time with their little pocket protectorry. We made it to the moon.
Yeah, see that's what's yours.Okay, I've gotten many obviously, astrology,
terot psychics, ghost anybody who actuallybelieve in that. You're a moron
and I'm judging you all right,You're a stupid, stupid pers idiots,
no offense, tell me idiot.But by more, one that I've gotten
to into recently is I see thismore and more is women with lip fillers.

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How do you think that looks good? And how do you think people
don't know? I think they don'tcare that people know. But then how
do you think it looks good?That's great, I don't think I don't
think it looks good. But thenagain, I'm not sure anymore what women
do for guys and what they're doingjust for other women, because I've heard
a number of argums ago. Yeah, it kind of makes sense here.

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I'm thinking, like, oh,they're doing that to get the attention to
guys. It's not necessarily about that, like purses and shoes, not about
guys. That's for other women.Yeah, you know, I've heard arguments
about makeup or lip fillers, becauseif you're asking me a lot of what
you're all doing with this crazy makeupor the lip fillers or whatever. It
looks more clownish than it does.I'm saying attract Are you talking about like
the over top anything? Anything?When I look at you actually stung by

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a bee? Right, Yeah,the like over the top stuff we like
if you had super thin lips andthen you're it almost looks proportionate to your
face, then I don't think ofit. Here's a problem with that.
Like any we talk about plastic surgery. If it's bad plastic surgery, if
I can tell that it's there,you can yeah, if I can tell,
it just looks stupid, looks unnatural. I think in a few years
we're gonna look back on this andsay, what were we doing? Men's

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what yours? I should not havethis opinion at all because I'm not currently
or probably in the future buying aLamborghini. But I love Lamborghini's. And
there's a there's the like the littlesmall one. It's called the a Glago
or Lardo or whatever, and it'slike a little baby, uh Lamborghini,

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And I go, oh, that'scute, Like you wanted a Lamborghini,
but you got the little tiny Lamborghini. Yeah, somebody yeah, texted over
three one seven snobby's opinion. Ifyou can only afford the base model of
a car, then you can't affordthat car. Yeah, that's kind of
like the same thing. Yeah,yeah, it's it's in that category.
As already has one of those twothat's like a thirty five thousand dollars one,

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just like the logo BMW does,Mercedes does. Yeah, they have
that car. That's essentially just anyother car that you could buy, except
it's it's got that logo on it, and so they charge you a little
bit more. But like the performanceof it sucks, it's not really you
know what I mean, Chargers andchallengers, Yeah them all the time.
It's either either save up and getthe really nice one or you shouldn't be

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spending your money on that and putit somewhere else. So, what is
the snobbiest opinion that you've got?Eight seven seven forty four Woody text over
to two to nine eight seven.Let's go to Zara. Good morning,
Zara, good morning, good morning. All right, So our Facebook topic
of the week. What is yoursnobbiest opinion? Okay, so mine's pretty

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simple. It has to do itnachos. You buy the cheap cheek I
am not eating them. Now,what do you consider it to be?
The cheap cheese? I definitely havea preference when it comes to nachos,
But what do you consider cheap cheese? Just like off brand, there's no
flavor. The cheese is everything whenit comes to nachos. So you're talking
about like a cheese sauce, notactual cheese, right right, the cheese

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sauce that they saw, you know, in a can. But take some
good ones and then there's some badones, all right, Yeah, I
talked to those four. I preferthe nachos the cheese sprinkled over the top
and baked you're a broiler. That'sthat's my favorite. Because you're right,
I mean that that nacho cheese saucecan either be really good or just got

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awful exactly. And I know withus, like we throw a lot of
birthday parties and we always have nachosout, it just has to be the
good cheese. What's the good cheese? Oh? I do prefer the brand
that they saw. It's Morning Final. I don't know if you guys ever
tried that one, but it's justreally good because well everybody knows the best
cheeses come in a can cane thatprobably sounded snobby from may end. All

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right, Hey, Zira, thankyou so much for listening. Bite Hi
May. Let's go to Jenny Hey, Good morning, Jenny, Jenny,
good morning, good morning. Allright, So what's your snobbiest opinion.
If you're a first generation person andyour parents speak another language, you should
really know that language. And howwould you not like if that's your parents,

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that's what your parents are speaking.So many people like that though,
really do not pick up on itat all. Oh yeah, I would
have never guessed that so many,Yeah, because I would have figured like
they're they're speaking to you the waythat they you know, they're primary their
first language. Yeah, you know, I mean you kind of pick up
this, baby. I blame theparents, though the parents should be teaching
them multiple it's still beneficial. Allright, Jenny, thank you so much

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for the call. Appreciate the show. Hye bye bye. Let's go to
Christopher. Good morning, Christopher.Hey, hey, our Facebook topic.
What is your snobbyist opinion? Ireally hate it when people get to a
four way stop and they don't knowwhat to do. I think they should
lose their driver licenses. All right, Well, is that a pet peeve

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or is that a snobby opinion?Because I brought up something in the in
the studio here and I was toldthat it wasn't a snobby opinion. It
may not have started snobby, butit's turned pretty snobby, because now what
I'll do is I'll sit there andI'll just like shake my head like a
disappointed father at the people who wantto all right, okay, the physical

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reaction of snobby. Yeah, soI definitely think that I can come across
as snobby when you know, myreaction to their stupid choices at a four
way stop, and people just don'tunderstand that basic principle. And so now
my husband and I will just sitthere and be like, no, it's

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your turn, you go. Iwill say, when it comes to the
you know, four way stop,three way stop, whatever it is,
the people that they don't even comeall the way up to the line because
they're trying to get there first sothat they can go first. So they'll
stop short of where they are justso they can say that they got there
first, just so they can gofirst. I find that annoying. Christopher,
then appreciate us in the Woody Show. All right, you you you

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suck it, Todd suck you allright, eight seven seven forty four Woodie,
and text over to two two ninetyseven what is your snobbiest opinion?
We'll get back to the call.Share more of what we got on our
Facebook. I know this is theWoodie Show. Oh, I've been known
to have a snobby opinion or twoR great before A five six sixteen keeps

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going, Yeah, what's your snobbistopinion? Is our Facebook topic of the
week Facebook dot com slash the WoodyShow. But now you're calling in eight
seven seven forty four Woodie. It'sup on that Text over to two two
nine eight seven. Like I judgeVenice even still the Crocs with the charms
on him, like you're a grownass man. Yeah, oh Raby's joined

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Croc. I love not surprising allkinds of stuff that are agent appropriate,
its like and not like you know, I'm talking about like children's stuff,
animal crossing, Yeah, all thetoys. That's what everybody think. Right
at Worldwide Global Phenomena nomin the otherday and they had like a couple of

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adult crocs, but the kids sectionwas all because it's it's easy the slip
on there for a little kid.Yeah right, anyway, So look,
snobby opinions, you're not supposed toapologize for him. Just own them and
be be fine. Be fine withsharing it. Don't feel too bad.
We're asking the question, like somebodyon Facebook, spaghetti is poor people food.
It's delicious. It's one of thosethings young mac and cheese pasta,

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things that are ram inflation proof.Is it's still cheap. So yeah,
then you got stuff like this.Costco is better than Sam's Club. I
have both memberships, and Costco isjust a step above. But people have
that like some of the Sam's Club. Look at the Android iPhone thing.
You know, people just own theircamp and they crap on the other one.

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I know. I mean I've hadboth. I'm beefing with Sam's Club
currently, but Target is the best. I will always feel filthy or what
the pores must feel when I entera Walmart. That's not That's not unreasonable
though. It's like both, Butyou can't argue that Target's not nicer,
you know. I kind of feellike in a way that's like unarguable.

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I don't think anybody would argue that. Yeah, I'm saying esthetically, the
store is nicer, but like whenI see the people in there, like,
it's not that much different. I'mnot saying there's no difference. I
would put Target above Walmart as faryou know, I think any anybody with
eyes would agree. I don't know. Yeah, I don't think there's such

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a vast difference. Yeah. Absolutely, it's a chasm. Absolutely. Eight
wood upon a chasm. That's theGrand Canyon of cas Yes, that is
a text too to nine inside ablack hole. Eight seven. Let's go
to h Laney. Hi. Allright, so our Facebook topic. What

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is your snobbiest opinion? So Iabsolutely refuse to use the tampons from the
dispensers, all right, to anylike kind of like a free tampon that's
available somewhere with the dispensers. You'venever had an emergency? Oh, I've
had them, but I mean that'swhy I always keeps them with me.
But I mean the quality of them. Sure, girls, anything from a

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dispenser in a public bathroom above itscript. Yeah, that's not coming in
my vagina, you know what I'msaying. Yeah, I mean if you
go to any venue, usually someone'spops went open, and I'm like,
who's been touching? All the campson. I don't want that up there,
all right. So, like Rabysaid, there is like an emergency
situation, but like, what iswhat is your brand? Since you are

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a brand snob, what's the bestbrand? Oh? I just used the
regular Champion, thank you? Exactlyuses anything other. That's what I'm saying,
O B. We're talking about menstrulcups men. No, we're not
going down. Yeah, we're notgoing down. All right, lady,

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thank you for the call. Iappreciate you listening to show. Bye bye,
what the hell happened there? Let'sgo to Kim. Hey, good
morning Kimi. Hi. Hi.All right, so our Facebook topic,
what is your snobbiest opinion? I'mreally snobby about like mac and cheese.
Yeah, so like for mine,I like to start it with a room,

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you know, like with the butterand the milk and then some roasted
garlic in it. Then there's likeall those people for like pot looks or
family gatherings, and their mac andcheese is literally just the cooked noodles and
just throw the cheddar with shredded cheddarin it. Yeah, and that never
works out right. I Mean Ialso don't like it when you go to

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a restaurant, even if it ison the kid's menu, and they bring
out what is clearly just the boxedKraft mac and cheese. But you could
tell, because you know, afteryou make Kraft mac and cheese menace,
once it sits in the pot onthe stove for more than five minutes,
you could tell it kind of likeit kind of it loses its sheen.
It becomes instantly like a dry lakebed. Ever, let mac and cheese

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sit for five anybody else you knowwhat I'm talking about. Yeah, Like
that's what they bring. That's wherethey bring out. Like I'm not saying
you got to make a full effortwith that. I don't know what you
mean. Yeah, but yeah,there's a there's a place by my house
that has mac and cheese and itlooks like a you know, homemade I
didn't order it yet, I haven'ttried it, but it's got to cheese.

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It dust on top of that dust, but like instead of breadcrumbs,
crushed up cheese it on top ofThey're trying. The next level that is
that's the Shack's Place Steak chicken.Yeah, Shaquille O'Neal has like a chain
of chicken places and opening everywhere themac and cheese side. But Greg doesn't
like cheese it they're so gross.He's snobby about cheese it. All right,
Kim, thank you for the call. I appreciate you listening to show.

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Feel free to send over some ofthat mac and cheese anytime. Yeah,
we'll we'd be more than happy totry that out. Let's see,
let's go to Karen Hey, Goodmorning, Karen, Hi, Kary,
Karen, good morning morning. Allright, so what's your snobbiest opinion?
Okay, my snobbiest opinion is thatif you go to the Mexican restaurant and
the beans are bad, then therest of the restaurant isn't just worth eating

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at or going to anymore. AllRight, Yeah, everybody's kinda kind of
got that that way that they measurea rest. Like for me, Italian
restaurants, I usually judge by theirchicken part. Right, you can tell
if it's been lazy or if theyreally put any kind of pride in the
effort in this parm Yeah. Yeah, no, you could tell, like
if you get just like a bigchunk of chicken and they just can throw
a little sauce and sauce on itand called the chicken parm That is not

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chicken parm. I guess technically itis. That's the same elements of it.
Huh. You could tell the onesthat were done with care, they're
thinner. They've pounded them down,they've made them crispy. Sot the beans
thing like, so what would whatmakes the beans good or bad? If
you even have like a good Mexicanrestaurant, like a hole in the wall
place that that's always got to lineout the door, you know, there's

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something good about their food, andalmost every dish you could have that they
have on the menu has bemed ofsome sort on there. And the way
that they're just good is that they'reyou know, they're cooked, they're kind
of like they're simmered properly, they'reseasoned properly, and they just compliment the
dish perfectly. Okay, all right, well, Karen, thank you so
much for listening to the show.We appreciate you call fight by. People

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are stops about sour cream at Mexicanrestaurants too, sour cream. It's either
that doesn't belong there or people loveit. Oh no, it's not like
it's not the quality of the sourcream. It's whether you should use yeah,
sour cream or not. They're verysnobby that it's not authentic to use
it. Love a good food argument. You just pay the extra few dollars

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for nice toilet paper, got it, like the one, because dude,
bad toilet paper is awful, likeit is. It goes from okay to
terrible. True, you know,but you get that that's the real cheap
stuff, like you know at airports. I don't want like the real fixed
stuff neither toilet It's bad for yourplumbing. I just do Costco brand,

(28:47):
But I'd rather the really thick stuffcompared to the really cheap there's there's.
I don't want either the yeah areyou doing Charman though, Like, I
don't want either. No. Myfavorite toilet paper is the one from from
Costco. Yes, same here,yeah yeah, just like this the curtain
Yeah, the store brand double rollsp. Yeah that sounds good. Also,

(29:08):
I don't like the toilet paper that'stoo dusty, like as soon as
you it's like on your shirt andit's likewhere everywhere. Agreed? Hate that?
Yeah, I don't like that.Also, uh, I will avoid
staying in a hotel or a motelI should say that has the door to
your room opening to the outside.Oh yeah, I got weird. I

(29:32):
gotta be able to open the doorto my room and it goes to like
the foyer of the place or justthe hallway or something. But if I
open the door and I see cars, I'm not staying there. I mean,
I wouldn't pinch, sure, butlike, I will go out of
my way not to I'll stay wayfurther away just to not a motoring what
I don't because a hotel is more. That's what I want. You want

(29:56):
a hotel, a motel in parkingline? God, exactly eighty four,
woodie, that's eight seven seven fortyfour, Woody. Ready, what's yours?
Well, look, I have acouple. I'll narrow it. Flip
flops are for your house and yourproperty and the beach, not for the

(30:17):
grocery store. Certainly not for thegoddamn plane. Let's be honest. Maybe
three of four chicks have nice feet, They have pedicures and they're take care
of it. One out of athousand dudes has a nice foot. Especially
for dudes, it's so disgusting.Yeah, if you're ordering your steak,
well done, steak is not thefood for you. You've just destroyed You've

(30:41):
just destroyed it. I agree,and I'm so snobby about this. And
Menace is a huge offender over saucers. Well, yeah, like Mena says
he likes sushi, he doesn't likesushi. He likes soy sauce. Yeah,
because he lays it in there.Yeah, you're not even tasting with
me. Every time we've been withyou as to know that this is how
you eat so sauce. Like ourgood friend, good friend of the show,

(31:04):
Terry made us our chicken bacon friedrice, and before Menace even tasted
it, he was looking for soysauce to put on it. Okay,
yeah, that's like my dad.I wanted before you even taste anything,
he'll dump a ton of salt.I so judging about that. You know.
I love Terry and I love itrice. But she was using the
wheat rice. And I'm not abigan that I wasn't using wheat rice.
That was that wheat I know whereI thought it myself, what is wheat

(31:27):
rice? We talked about brown rice. Wheat The rice was brown because Terry
already put the soy sauce. Youknow, no way and that's where the
rice from. I don't know somefancy, some fancy story about it.

(31:48):
That's already that rice was not regular. That was some kind of weird rice.
I don't think over sauce anybody thatdumps I promise I consume rice on
a daily. Hate brown rice.That was not it was okay, here's
the thing. It wasn't sticky rice, which is maybe what you were right
exactly. It's not kind of likesticky rice, okay, but which is

(32:12):
regular regular? It was not theI didn't so okay, I liked soy
sauce, but I don't. Butwhat you're accusing me of, what you
accused me of, I don't doevery single time. Well you have every
time with me. I'm saying,we've been with you enough. I know
what she's talking about. You knowthe people they'll get like a piece of

(32:35):
sushi and they'll literally sin it,and the whole bottom half of the bed
of rice is now absorbing all thislike you're supposed to, like, you
know, if you want the soysauce. Because I was reading like etiquette
on sushi stuff and uh, numberone, you're not supposed to take the
wasabi and put it into soy sauceand mix it up like that's like a

(32:58):
no no. You know what ifyou're if you're trying to be respectful of
the sushi place, apparently that's sometime of different district. Some more on
your snobby opinions our Facebook topic ofthe week that's coming up next. Hang
up Facebook topic of the week.What is your snobbiest opinion? Greg Gory?
I will just rapid fire mine unlessit's uh tahoe. It's not fancy

(33:22):
to vacation at a lake. Youshould not set up a party inside of
a garage. Gross. Uh tshirts women wear where the shoulder is cut
out. That's not dressy. Theydo that a lot. Having a cash
bar at a wedding ugh gross.And if you own an RV, that's

(33:43):
totally fine, but if you keepit parked in front of your house year
round, die. And if youhave hot food for an event that is
pre made and it comes in oneof those aluminum containers, don't serve them
in those containers. Take them out, put them in some sort of serving
dish, and then you know,us them up with like some sort of
herb like present green onions or dill, whatever, shus them up, don't
serve them in the container they camein. Gush. Yeah, make it

(34:06):
look like you made it right,exactly, thank you. So that's them.
Just wrap it. I mean Gregcould go on all day, Yeah,
could, but I had to narrowit down to like six. Uh.
Somebody texting over saying I'd rather besober than drink bud light. No
way, must agree. Brass strapsshould never be seen. I can't speak

(34:28):
if your car's interior is disgusting thatI know you're a dirty person, and
that your house is filthy too.Yeah, probably true, probably true,
exactly eight seven seven forty four.What do you let's say hello to Jennifer
Hay, Good morning Jennifer. Hi, It's like hi, all right,
So our Facebook topic, what isyour snobbiest opinion? If you cannot give

(34:51):
a good gift, don't give oneat all. I kind of agree with
what you're saying, because you cantell the person who just got you something
out of obligation and so they're willingto get you you anything from a gas
station quality kind of gift to somethingthat has nothing to do with anything that
you're into or the kind of personthat you are it's just this. It's
just the fact that they got yousomething, and now the pressure is on

(35:15):
you to act as if, ohmy god, I thank you and you're
just gonna throw it away. I'mwith you, precisely, or give it
away or something. If you're notgoing to put thought into the gift,
don't even bother. Which is whyfor people like that who are just you
know, want to do something easygift cards, stop shaming people to give
gift cards. I also think ifyou can't buy something because you don't have,

(35:36):
you know, the funds to buysomething, then just save your money
and like I don't need your gift. Yes, that is definitely stop.
Ye, so there's to stop rightthere. Yeah, but I'm I'm doing
you a service. You know youdon't need to now we're getting yeah,
exactly, and you know what,good for you for being honest, Jennifer,

(35:58):
appreciate you. Thosten the one showby it's some more woody show coming
up for your next hang on,all your wildest dreams will come true after
this. It's not all what's afew whatever, it's the Woody show.
Cool You're show, and we gotsome dad jokes everybody. Ye see beast

(36:19):
loves the dad jokes. Not allof them. I mean, you know
some some of them though. Uheat that's eat seven seven four. Woody,
share your dad joke with us andwe're ready to go right to the
phones. Good, said Friday.Vibe thing dad joke? Oh, I
wanted to tell you. This studysaid that dad jokes have a positive effect

(36:45):
on kids development. They say thatwhen fathers embarrass their children with unfunny jokes,
it teaches them how to overcome awkwardness. Okay, I see that.
So by pushing your kids limits onhow much embarrassment they can handle shows them
an embarrassment is common and not abig so keep them coming. Yeah.
By the way, did you hearabout the guy who got caught stealing a

(37:06):
calendar? I didn't. No,Yeah, he got twelve months. Do
you know what elves learned in school? What the alphabet alphabet say hi to?
Uh? See? Kay? Goodmorning, Kathy, Good morning?
What are you sure? Good morning? All right? What's your dad joke?
What's the difference between the chickpea andsomething you can't say on the radio?

(37:30):
Oh? Oh, you can't sayit on the radio. Go ahead.
I've never heard of anyone paying forgarbanzo on your face. Okay,
all right, you're right, saythat he passed through enough. Yeah,
all right, thank you, Kathy. Do you know what lights of a

(37:52):
soccer stadium? What's at what asoccer match? Go to Becca, Good
morning, Becca, morning morning.All right, what's your dad joke?
Why does the cowboy get a footlong hot dog? Why did the cowboy
want a foot long hot dog?What? Because he worried to get along

(38:14):
little doggie? All right, Iget I'm getting get along, little donkey.
Gosh. Okay, sorry, thatcan thank you for the thank you
delay getting delayed? Getting all right? Seas, why you try one?
Greg got one for you. Okay, let's hear a joke about pit bulls.

(38:35):
Gregg's lesbian neighbors gave him a rolexfor his birthday. So the thing
is they misunderstood when Greg said,I want to watch classics. That's goods.
Let's go to Let's go to Brian. Good morning, Brian, Morning

(39:00):
morning. I wat your dad joke? All right? Where does the little
mermaid put her purse when she dries? Where does the little mermaid put her
purse when she drives? Where?Under the under the seat? Yeah?
There again all right, Brian,thank you for the call. My daughter
would love that one. Write thatone down, remember to tell her.

(39:22):
You guys, your mom asked meif your kids were spoiled, and I
told her no. I think mostkids smell that way. Yeadding. That's
what you can use on your kids. Do you know the difference between a
poorly dressed man on a tricycle anda well dressed man on a bicycle?
I do not a tire time.What did the lawyers wear at the court

(39:46):
lawsuits? My wife ripped the blanketsoff me last night? Oh oh yeah,
but I recovered. I finally boughtmy son his first watch. It's
about time. Eight seven seven fortyfour. Let's go to uh Zach Hay,

(40:06):
good morning, Zach za Zach areyou there? Yeah? Okay,
dad, joke, what do yougot? Uh? What's a pirate favorite
letter? What is a pirate's favoriteletter? What you're supposed to get?
Oh? Okay, Zee, you'resupposed to say R and then he says

(40:27):
something else. Oh okay R Ryou think it is, But it's the
scene now yet, Zach. Forfuture reference, if somebody says, I
don't know what, you could saysomething like you could you think it would
be the r but actually it's theseed. I figured, just like you're
supposed to good, you're supposed toget don't do what he was going on?

(40:53):
Yeah, all right, Zach,thank you for the Colly. Do
you guys know what you call apile of cats? A pile of cats?
Yeah? What a the mountain?Greg? You know you can't tell,
but I do have the body ofa porn star. You do all
my clothes a triple X? Oh? Well, Woody, you didn't know

(41:14):
that my penis was in the GuinnessBook World Record. It was, it
was, but the librarian kept tellingme to take it out. Yeah.
My massage therapist got fired. Yeah, I guess she rubbed too many people
the wrong way. Come on,sea baths? How about another one?
Greg? What is the best positionfor lesbians? The best position? I

(41:37):
would have to venture sixty to that. No, it's shortstop No getting to
Clay Fox good. What do youcall a Mexican midget a paragraph? Because
he's too short to be an essay? If two vegans are fighting each other,
is it considered a beef? Whatto the ocean say to the beach?

(42:04):
Why not that it just waved here'sone from the eight one eight.
My wife told me to get morein touch with my feminine side, so
I crashed the car and I startedto ignore her for no reason. That's
from Felipe, Good morning, Flippeeight seven seven. That's eight seven seven
forty four. Let's go to UHZach, Hey, good morning, Zach,

(42:28):
good morning, good morning? Allright? What's your dad joke?
All right? Why do cruise onlyget hit by truck? Why do crows
only get hit by trucks? Why? Because they only know how to say
car carr? All right, Zach, thanks for the problem, man,

(42:49):
I appreciate it. Let's go toUH Phil. Good morning, Phil,
good morning. How are you guys? We're doing gray? What's your dad
joke? How do you make yourKleenex stamps? Think? I know this
one? That's about the book,all right, Phil, thank you for
the call? UH four one five. I had a bad addiction to the

(43:09):
hokey pokey. I was able toturn myself around. Ready which one of
King Arthur's knights built the round table? Which one circumference? Greg? What
do you get when you stick yourhand in a blender? Wonders the three
two three bloody mass a handshake?What has two butts and kills people?

(43:34):
What has two butts and kills people? An ass acid? How can you
tell the difference between a bull anda cow? Either one or utter?
See, that's a delivery thing.I want him to go on, Madison.

(44:00):
Let's say hi to James. Goodmorning James, James, good morning.
We're doing great. What's your dadjoke? What did it be say
to the sushi? What did thebe say to the sushi? What?
What's the b be getting the otherway? James? How about this one?

(44:25):
You're right? I was dreaming abouthaving diarrhea and then I woke up.
Yeah, and that's when got real, I think as I woke up
to how did did the How didthe two end their fight? How did
they end their fight? How theyhissed and made up? All right,

(44:47):
guys, take us out one lastdad joke? A right, Craig again,
what can two lesbians do if they'reboth on their period? They're both
on their period? What's that?At least there's still finger painting, and
there are your Friday down jumps.Everybody you We're gonna take a quick break

(45:09):
more what he shows next? Headout more Woody show after at least one
of these commercials makes you a millionaireor cholesterol starts Monday. This is a
show, all right, welcome backeverybody, heyo, Yeah, and we're
gonna play around, uh the smartass game. Nice fun. It's a

(45:32):
it's an actual game you can buy. They have a bunch of different expansion
packs and whatnot. Now that's sogood. Yeah. So I have some
of the new cards that we justgot and they labeled differently. No,
it's just who was Yeah. Andso the way this works is there are
the three categories to who, thewhat the where, and they start very

(45:54):
generic. The clues. I'm gonnagive you a series of clues and they
start very eric and they get morespecific as it goes on. You want
to be the first person to quotebuzz in all right and give the correct
answer. First person two out ofthree will win. And I figured it'd
be fun to have Sammy and Morgana Rye compete a la Yeah, I

(46:17):
agree that just us, Yeah yeah, just you guys ring with your name
usually a head to head competition.And I don't want to tell you why
just yet. I can tell youwhy later, Oh, because I'm just
curious of what they would what theywould know because you are how old?
You're twenty eight, you're thirty five, thirty five? All right, so

(46:39):
let's see how they do. I'mover Sammy, thirty five, I know,
just fill up the cliff. Yeah, oh man, I mean,
how do you even get up inthe morning? Slowly? Right? Yeah?
All those aches and paints? Yeah, yeah, to the walker with
the tennis balls on it. Ohwell, let's go with Morgan. Morgan,

(47:02):
choose who, what or where?Let's go with who? All right,
we'll go with a who question firstand again, I'm gonna start with
the clues. Now. The challengeis here. You want to buzz in
before somebody else, but we alsowant to buzz in super early because that
next clue could really be the onethat makes it simple for both of you,

(47:22):
right exactly. So it's a fullanxiety and do so sometimes. Oh
yeah, who am I? Iam a male movie character. I am
an American. I live in Chicago. Jennifer Gray played my sister. My

(47:46):
best friend is Cameron Frye. Seebest My day off from school was quite
an adventure. Everyone Morgan, ParisBueller, fars Bueler. Oh, I
thought we were looking for his realname, dang it characters. Yeah,

(48:06):
okay, sam, I'm a malemovie character. Now I'm thirty five.
And she didn't hear that I don'thave my miracle are rhymes with schmaher schmuoler
off? Yeah, all right,Uh, Sammy, what am I?
Or where am I? What?What am I? All Right, let's

(48:30):
see here, let's go with let'sgo with this one. Here we go.
What do you show a smart assgame? I am a toy.
I was adopted by my owners despitepart of my name. You cannot eat
me, Sammy. Cabbage patchkid,cabbage patch kid? Are you familiar with

(48:54):
the cabbage Yeah? Okay, theystill make those. That's a good question,
they do. American Girl came inand kind of yeah, that's true.
But at the man in the eighties, the cabbage Patch kids, I
mean mallinat everything, like everybody hadone. That's like the girls had one

(49:14):
trampling. I remember, yeah,you know it was over that toy.
Yeah, the good old fashioned trampling. A Punky Birst episode where all the
girls wanted a butter lettuce baby andHenry and uh and Erry's grandmother had to
go out and try to find one, and there was one and I didn't

(49:36):
get it, punk it. Theygot one, they getting one, and
the quote share custody. They endup having like a competition to see who
would get it. Then. Yeah, anyway, you had to watch it,
really, I mean it sounds awesome, sounds like a very special episode.
I was at the July gathering andthere was so much drama because it

(50:00):
the cabbage Patch kid on the likesitting in a baby chair or whatever.
Yeah. And you know those poppersthat you just throw on the ground.
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah,thanks. Someone threw one at the cabbage
Patch kid and like bird, likea little hole in its forehead. There
was almost a fight over it.Oh no, that's very mean. All
right, we have another one readyto go. This is the where am

(50:22):
I? And here we go withthis. I'm an island country. I
am also in the Southern Hemisphere.My official language is English. I created
a test tube baby in nineteen eighty. I am native to dingoes and wombats.

(50:45):
Sammy, Sammy, Australia, how'syour pop? All right? Sam?
We got that round too easy?You didn't ring it. I was
self doubting myself. I was thinking, oh, it can't be Australia.
What do you want to pick thatone. It just pays Billy. He's
had pie on this. I figuredsince you're like the two younger people on

(51:07):
the show, this would be good. See what the references? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, smart Do youwant to do another one? Do you
know what Australia? Yes? Allright, so you want that one,
Sammy, So you get to pickfirst who what or where? Who?
Who? All right, let's uh, let's go with this one. Here
we go, smart ass game.I was born in nineteen seventy one.

(51:30):
I grew up in Los Angeles.I am most famous for being a child
actor. I was a member ofthe Mickey Mouse Club. I was in
the Goonies, Stand By Me andGremlins. Really I I was friends with

(51:51):
Michael Jackson. Oh, Sky's alegend. Yeah, Morgan Morgan Macaulay cocaine
or whatever. Cocaine Now it's notAcauley coco. It is right on the
tip of my tongue right now.Will I ever, I wrote Corey Feldman,
you would at least like, yeah, yeah, he is the coolest

(52:13):
guy. Yeah, holy cocaine.He's on tour. Yes, yeah,
he plays like basically Trivia Knights song. I follow him on Twitter. And
he will reach me anything you said, like, he's kind of what's that
band that he had? What's itcalled Angels or something? The Rulers,
the Feldman Experience, the fell Dogsas the fell Dogs. Yeah, why

(52:40):
so weird? Morgan? What amI? Or where am I? What
am I? What am I?All right? Here we go, smart
ass game. I am an earlytech company. In nineteen seventy two.
Nolan Bushnell helped found me. SteveJobs once worked for me. Sammy Sammy,

(53:07):
IBM, IBM is incorrect? Incorrect, IBM's order than that. I
relaunched the first video game Pong.I launched the blockbuster game Space Invaders.
Morgan, it's probably gonna be wrong, Windows, you get it wrong.

(53:31):
You listen to all the clues,Weld. I'm back to the beginning.
Mm hmm. My name is Japanesefor success s Best Excel Menace. I
was USHR fax Machine. I releasedone of the first video game consoles.

(53:54):
Really, Sammy Atari Atar Good god? Nice? I'm sure that was in
controller Joys Day Aircraft Carrier one more? Where am I? All right?

(54:15):
I am located in New York City. John Lennon's Strawberry Fields was created in
nineteen eighty one. Forty million peoplevisit me every year. The Diana Ross
Playground is here, Morgan, Morgan, Central Park, Central Park Park.
Nice. Yeah, there you go. That's how you play the smart ass

(54:37):
game. Everybody take you all rightsto get except for Filman and guitar and
mcaulay. Cocain cocaine Wait, coolycool? What's his actual last name?
You were in the neighborhood. Letme not make that mistake. About ten
years ago. He looked like hewas doing some cocain. But yeah,

(54:57):
yeah, he's doing He was bangingme like coulas for like a dec I
know, Lucky. The Smartest Gamehas all these different expansion packs. That's
from the Everything Eighties card game.That's why I talk to people, you
know, see what they would knowor not. Of course I don't know
that one. Of course you doesgot some of them. Well yeah,
yeah, said, you know,I didn't grow up again the fifties or

(55:21):
sixties or whatever, but there arecertain things that happened just being alive.
Cultural things or you know, popculture things. You remember to ask our
close personal friend Jerry O'Connell if hehad any cocaine or if he had any
Feldman runnings back in the days.Oh yeah, yeah, I mean yeah,
he's he's enjoying taking his shirt offrecently on on the Talk. Yeah,

(55:44):
Jerry's posted on Instagram. It's likehe's doing a lot of this magic
stuff. Harry. Yeah, that'sfunny. Yeah, lucky. Yeah,
I was joining five. Would youknow pose shirtless? He would be off?
Shut off your shot off? Goodlord, all right, welcome back.

(56:10):
You know, we hear about thesepeople every once in a while.
And if you, let's say you'renot up for the sake of argument,
Sea best, let's just say someone'snot a fan of you. I don't
know how what what a weirdo,what a jerk or you know whatever,
And they're like, how does thisguy get the chicks? You know?

(56:31):
Funny doing cardon Arcs last week andthis guy drives up to a Sea bass
man, that's good. I thoughtyou'd be like a total douchebag, but
you seem like really nice and prosee, really cool and sexy. I
can tell how strong you are mycar. I lived through your arm.
Wow, they're muscularations. I waslike, thanks, I guess sorry man
not in the dudes Bro said tohim, Yeah, I hope. So

(56:54):
yeah, I have five cool storythat's so good. Sea Masses doppelganger,
the accused quadruple murderer Brian Coberger,the one from the the Idaho murders.
This one woman, her name isBrittany. She insists that he is the

(57:14):
perfect man for her, and she'sgushing about him. She like just keeps
posting on social media and she's justinfatuated with him. Well, thanks,
Brittany, we are going to putyou in a room for the rest of
your life, right, Yeah,now you're on our radar. She says
that her and his astrological signs matchthey're both scorpios, and has birth charts,

(57:39):
explaining why he could be her divine, masculine counterpart to the Island with
you. Yeah, by dude,I'm telling you, like the people that
like become pen pals with murderers,marry them psychos in prison. Yeah again,
not the first time we've heard.No, But I'm still always fascinating

(58:00):
by what is appealing about this person, and I feel terrible for their parents
if they're still alive. Like thatwoman's parents get rid of her disowner.
So Greg with sim you had adaughter and you had a choice. She
can either fall in love with thechandelier, chandelier or be a pen pal

(58:22):
psycho killer. There's no chance thatshe's ever going to have like any kind
of physical relationship with this dude either, Like what would you rather you got
to pick up? Your daughter's eithergoing to be a love of the chandelier
or some some murderer that is agood one who's going to be in prison
for his entire life. I'm goingchandelier lover. Chandelier lover. Really,

(58:44):
yeah, just like there might behope there. She's not idealizing someone who's
a terrible person. Yeah right,she's just appreciate fine lighting, God,
chandelier. I'll put this question outto the to the audience. Let's assume
you have a child who's either goingto be in love with the chandelier or

(59:06):
let's aim that question for you,murderer murder chandelier. Yeah, chandelier,
Yeah for sure, for a lotof the same reasons. Totally. I
mean they're both crazy, Yeah,they're both crazy. They're both crazy,
but I could you know when peopleask them about it, like, dude,
I love the chandelier. Hey,at least is not a prison pen
pal it's a murderer. If Icould throw in a wild card, what

(59:28):
about animal lover? Like, howdo you rank that in the chandelier chandelier?
Yeah, okay, take out thechandelier animal love for murder, murderer.
Oh yeah, murder. They're stilla fantasy because they're never gonna again.
They're never gonna have any kind oflike normal life with them. You
have to watch. Yeah, onthat one minute, I'll go murderer.

(59:52):
All right. Text over to seven. Your child's gonna grow up either to
be in love with the chandelier ora murderer. What's your pen You have
to choose, You have to it'syou get to make the choice. You
say neither a parentheses the chandelier woman. They're doing interviews. Yeah, Text
over to two two nine eighty seven. It's back in a few. In
the meantime, have an existential crisisfor the Woody Show. They can invite

(01:00:15):
all kinds of negative demonic influences.If you're in the know, above teams
in their influence. Yeah, aWoodie show Man. We are into another
new hour of insensitivity training for apolitically correct world. Good morning, everybody,
Thank you for being here, Thankyou for giving to some of us
your valuable time. Good morning thismorning here on the Woody Show. I'm

(01:00:37):
Moody. That's Ravey. Good morning. Greg Gory is here. Hey,
hey, we've got menace. Whatis up? Seabasses here, We've got
Sammy Marino, there's a bort.Caroline Morgan Vaughn is here doing the camera
thing. Vones are open, ofcourse at eight seven seven forty four Woodie.
That is eight seven seven forty fourWoody coming up for you this hour.

(01:00:58):
Some unsolved mysteries more than one.Yeah, all right, Greg's got
one, which I'm not even surewhat that one is yet, but I
do know rabies. Yes, Raveyalso has an unsolved mystery. Yeah,
weird. We're gonna put it outthere to all the sleuths in the in
the audience, like, maybe youcan help help these guys figure it out.

(01:01:20):
That's a good underword, under usedword. Do some sleuthing. My
god, she's cool, but she'ssuch a sleuth. Salute. Yeah,
friends, Just the other word thatyou had made up at one point,
Greg oh slore slore. Yeah,that was that was a Greg word that
he was really trying to get offthe ground for a while. Yeah,
I meant, for a second,you're not just a slot, You're not

(01:01:44):
just a horror. You're or you'rea slore. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah, he tried, tried.Although we have a lot of words that
uh, you know, become WoodyShow but that yeah, mega, uber,
ultra, nonasaki like you know,words that have other meanings of course,

(01:02:05):
but used this ripe rip is abig one. My my, my
daughter just asked me the other daybecause why when somebody sings do you say
blessings instead of you know, blessyou? Or it's fun to put everything
because Greg, Yeah, yeah,it's funny. A babe babe. I
find myself saying a lot now,which we all overlook is an abbreviation of

(01:02:29):
a babe. You're killed? Yeah, kill because you And it started ironically
like somebody did you sell me?Sammy? You you started she noticed her
first Woody Show. Yeah, Ipicked up my first Woody Show word.
I noticed it last week. Ifound myself saying mega and what was the

(01:02:53):
like, how how did you useit? I was looking at work at
a spot block and I was like, oh, that's Megalong, welcome to
the fold. Yeah and then ohand then uh we were texting back and
forth about something and uh and thenshe first of all, oh yeah,

(01:03:15):
I'm like wow, I said youare coming around. Oh yeah, because
there was there was one day wherewe had to get some stuff done because
Raby had a heart out, aheart out because she had like a doctor's
appointment or whatever. And uh shewrote back first of all, hard,
Yes, I'm like for you.I'm like, now you got it's good
for you making progress here making progress. Yeah, is there anything that you've

(01:03:38):
picked up? I mean after listeningto the show for a while. We
do it just because we're here allthe time, like the new one.
Now I'm really caught up on nawdog no dog. Yeah I got that
from Metas. So like my myson or daughter says something, my wife
says something ridiculous or like would youwant no no? That would be a
no dog. Yeah. So nowmy my wife's even picked up a nus,

(01:04:00):
which is weird because she is thelightest chick that is so that you
know, I know it sounds ridiculouscoming from all of us, but yeah,
yeah, that's why I like todo it ironically, like hello dog,
yes, right, hello, howare you dog? I'm a son
of my brother. That is agreat glory delivery. Hello Enophew what blood?
Yes? So yeah, text usover to two two nine eighty seven.

(01:04:23):
What has entered your vocabulary since listeningto the to the Woody Show,
Uh ninety seven. Were gonna takea quick breaks on these unsolved mysteries.
We'll start with Greggs. The universehas a way of leading you to where
you're supposed to be. You're supposedto be there the Woody Show. Hi,

(01:04:45):
welcome back everybody. Hey, theWoody Show falls are open at eight
seven seven, but it's up totext over to two to nine eighty seven.
A lot of ways to be partof the show. Email email at
the Woody Show dot com. Uh. Sometimes things happen you can't explain it.
Unsolved mysteries. And we actually havea couple unsolved mysteries really with two

(01:05:12):
different members of the Woody Show.This is dark and weird. One is
Raby and then the other one isGreg Gory. Of course, all the
strangest things happened to Greg Gory.If there's like a computer problem, it's
gonna happen. Whatever happen every day. Greg's cable used to go out when
the wind would blow or it wastoo hot yeah, or whatever. So

(01:05:33):
there's a lot of unexplained things thatdon't seem to happen to other people.
I'm just to Greg Gory, andso Greg Gory, Yeah, I solve
mystery. I discovered this mystery,I want to say, about a year
and a half ago, and Ionly shared it with Ravy and she thought
it was weird. Then I toldSammy, and then I told Morgan.

(01:05:54):
Wait, Sammy thought it was weirdtoo, talking to the chess. I'll
tell you why they Morgan was justintrigued. Now today I can't show you
because I'm wearing a relatively brand newhoodie and you can note the elbows are
perfectly fine, right mm hmm.But on every other hoodie I own,
every long sleeve shirt I own,not dress shirts, but like a long

(01:06:16):
sleeve T shirt, the left elbowonly has a hole in it, every
single one of them. And I'vebeen seeing this for years. It's an
unsolved mystery for many years. Thereis these I got these really cool long
sleeve black T shirts a couple ofyears ago, and I loved them,
and I was wearing those two workall the time, and Ravey said,
wow, Greg watched time for anew shirt. I said, this is

(01:06:38):
a new shirt. It's like,yeah, but you got a hole in
your left elbow. I'm like,I do what? And then the other
one had a hole in the leftelbow. Then the hoodie I was wearing
as a hole in the left elbow. I wore one the other day and
I get home, take it offand wait a minute, hole in the
left elbow. I don't have dryelbows. See, let's see this elbow.
I don't. They're not yeah ry, I mean I have a theory

(01:07:02):
it's not at all dry. Iwas thinking maybe it's from driving, Like
I keep my left elbow on thearmress. But do I wear these hoodies
twenty four hours a day, sevendays a week and drive five hundred miles
a day. Well no. Butalso I do notice that to hear work
because like you will vape right,yeah, and you vape holding the vape

(01:07:23):
in your left hand, right,you find yourself leaning because I notice every
once in a while you're like you'releaning on that one elbow and you're kind
of vaping off that. Like somaybe like that left elbow has just more
contact with like the counter. Areyou like a person who leans that I
definitely even know. I definitely yes, I lean more on the left elbow
at work because of how we're situated. You spend a lot of time here.

(01:07:45):
For example, those two black Tshirts, I only wore those,
I don't know, let's cumulatively tentimes, yeah, before I notice elbows
and our hole shouldn't be worn downthat way. Before I found fresh clean
teas though, I was buying theseother shirts, and you know, I
my Grandma's the whole thing of likebuy by quality, right, And so

(01:08:06):
I stepped up because for the longesttime I was old Navy and everything else,
Like right, I don't spend alot of money on unclothing because let's
face it, it's not gonna help. But like I started buying these like
nicer quality T shirts, and dude, within like greg a couple of weeks,
there was always a hole right inthe middle of the bottom seam of

(01:08:28):
the shirt, like the like thebottom at the bottom of the T shirt,
right in the center. And Iwas like, huh, I might
Jean, maybe that's from like abelt or whatever. And so I stopped
wearing a belt for a while,and I put on a brand new one
and within a couple of weeks therewas a hole right there, and I
was thought, man, it's gotto be something that I'm doing. I'm

(01:08:48):
looking at like my seat belt,I'm looking at you my jeans and things
like that. Nothing that would thatwould go like, oh, okay,
this this could be it. Butthen I was out with a friend.
My wife and I met a friendfor dinner and the place where I get
the shirts they had a store rightthere. My wife goes, oh,
there's the whatever store that you getyour I'm like, no more. Yeah,

(01:09:10):
I said I'm not going there.And the person that we are with
goes, yeah, do you getholes in your shirts? I go yeah,
it's weird. And she was likeyeah because we stopped buying them.
Yeah, because her son loved thoseshirts, right, and uh yeah,
So maybe it's just that. Yeah, but it's a brand. Yeah,
But it's like hoodies and different brands, different thicknesses, different styles, And

(01:09:34):
it's only the left elbow. Yeah. If I was a truck driver and
I drove cross country for a livingand I was driving twenty four hours a
day, I would totally understand becauseyou have your left elbow on the arm
rass. But you're here a lot, and you do lean on that album.
Yeah, but a ton I noticedit. You know, he needs
he needs like one of those oldschool like like jackets that people had to

(01:09:56):
have, like the patches, Yeah, like the like the leather. He
just wear elbow pad. But Ido want to get back to one other
thing though, Okay, he said, I've only told Ravey about this,
and then I told Sammy and Morgan, who have worked here for two seconds,
like, I want to hear abouthis whole story. Why is he

(01:10:17):
Why is he not sharing it withyou and me and he's sharing it with
all the new I can answer that. Ravey's the one who first noticed this
mystery. Raby always notices elbow sheI do walk into a room anything everything
about Greg, at least Greg's leftside. Yeah. And then the other
day got a thing on his headthat I keep an eye on, and

(01:10:38):
I'm trying to make sure it's notgoing That's what Raby's staring at the way
that we're sitting in the studio.He looks over there. And then the
other day you and Woody were inthe office, and Morgan and Sammy happened
to be in the room, andI happened to be wearing this red hill
figure hoodie that I love, andI noticed the hole right then and there
I'm like, oh my god,what I'm like, I have this all
on my elbow. And then Itold the left elbow story. I want

(01:10:59):
to know about all your holes?You hear about all your whole? Yeah,
so that's my unsolved mystery. Butby I, from my view and
the cdo yes, you're always onthat elbow, right and when you're thinking
about definitely writing it definitely favors it, but not to the point where everything
should have a whole. Where everythingI own has a hole, especially with

(01:11:20):
such a smooth elbow. Yeah,all right, Ravey has got an unsolved
mystery. And so I heard aboutthis one. I want to hear about
it. Yeah, yeah, Iheard about this one, and I think
it's super strange. And I toldno one else. Has there been any

(01:11:41):
other employees here for two weeks thatI only have like one one? Guess
I shared it with vaugh and Caroline. Okay, all right, you have
to disclose, so you share yoursecrets, you must tell me. So,
my mother had a pretty major surgerythis month, and so I have
felt a bit guilty that I haven'tbeen there with her. So I was

(01:12:06):
trying to send her some groceries andI was going through Walmart Walmart Plus.
I guess, you know, grocerydelivery, but where she lives, they
don't do it. And so whileI was on there, I was like,
oh, I could use a fewof these things. So I got
myself a delivery from Walmart grocery,the first time I've ever done it.

(01:12:26):
And so it shows up and it'sfine, and it's great, and put
everything away and that was that.Then the next day see somebody on the
ring cam droping something off. I'mlike, what have I ordered? It's
a Walmart grocery bag with my nameon it, full of vegetables, clearly
something like what in the hell?Yeah, and clearly something she did not

(01:12:51):
order. Number one. I'm like, oh my god, I've been on
Walmart grocery one day and it's alreadybeen hacked. But there was no extra
charge on my card. No,it doesn't show up on my orders,
No, nothing was it meals onwheels because you are old. Bag.
It was Walmart bag, It hadmedicine, it some romaine lettuce, it

(01:13:16):
had to yellow squash things. Init yellow zucchinis or whatever. It had
some parsley and some scallions. Ihave one theory on theory as well.
My name's on the bag. Ihave one theory that would be like thanks
for being a new customer and towelcome you. I have a better theory.

(01:13:39):
There's two homes on the lot thatyou live there is did you ask
the guy? I asked Ryan hername and it was not Ryan's and like
I said, my name. Didyou feel like the universe was trying to
tell you something when you got it, because you're talking vegetables andles like they

(01:14:00):
were the zucchini. Yeah, that'sweird. The one thing that I thought,
because I can't think of any otherreason, I'm thinking that maybe that
whoever works at the Walmart and youcame through with your order, that somebody
saw your name. They know whoyou are, right, Maybe they're a

(01:14:21):
listener of the show and this islike some kind of like inside joke because
they know how much you hate.That's a theory considered. Yeah, because
like if the name wasn't on it, that was gonna be my first guest,
like, oh, it's just somerandom listener who knows where you live
and decided just to mess with youand like how we had the clown outside

(01:14:44):
your house that one time. Yeah, we were just we were just pranking.
Yeah, that's why it was comingout, you know. But that
was the first thing. But withthe name on there and the fact that
it's Walmart leads me to believe maybeit's a it's an employee who works there.
That could be the only as I'vehad that before too, like where
you know, I've been somewhere andsomebody who listens saw my name on and

(01:15:08):
then they came over because I sawyour name on the reservations list or something,
you know, So they come upand they're trying to be nice or
funny, so bizarre. Yeah,zucchinis, scallions and parsleys. Let me
guess you threw them away? Ohshe's not gonna eat them. Well they
went in the fridge initially like allhealthy things. Yeah, but the intentions

(01:15:30):
But then garbage day came around.Babies, Jake, have a conversation with
the person next to you who's alsostarting draffic. How's it going? We'll
be right back. What the isthe introduction to this pile of Doug it's
the Woodie show a right, Welcomeback everybody. Yeah, on the Unsolved
Mysteries, Ray for whatever reason,just keeps getting holes in my left elbow.

(01:15:57):
In the left elbow of all hisshirts, old thin thing. And
what was the what was the brandof the shirt? You know, where
do you get them? Oh?The first to the black long sleep ones
that really oh that's good. Yeah, and those had a very fast because
somebody on the text was saying,you know, with the depending on the

(01:16:19):
on the fabric or the you know, material of the shirt, because some
of those those T shirts and whateverare super thin, like they're almost transparent.
Yeah, because I've I've gotten youknow, a shirt where I just
ordered it online and it came tothe house and I'm like, oh my
god, I could never wear this. Right, it's legal saran wrap,
see right through it. It's soit's it's those super soft material shirts like

(01:16:44):
those wear holes pretty quickly. Right. The hoodies that I have that with
holes, real thick, puffy,you know, quality hoodies and again only
the left elbow. Yeah, andI don't wear them every day. I
don't drive that lunch. We've gotto sell patches for I know, you
know, the T shirts they lastforever. But I hate wearing them,
and I hate it when we geta shirt like it's like otherwise I like

(01:17:06):
the shirt, but like it's likelike a fruit of the loom, and
this thing is like super heavy,thick T shirt material. I hate it.
It's almost stiff. And they're supercheap. They're not like good quality
shirts as far as like because they'renot super comfortable. But these things are

(01:17:26):
like built with the durability of likethose lawn bags that you can get,
you know, for leaves and sticksand everything else. Nothing will destroy them.
But they're super uncomfortable, but theydo last. It's a shirt you
don't want to last. It's socheap and uncomfortable. And then Ravy's unsolved
mystery about the Walmart bag of grocerieswith her name on them that were delivered

(01:17:49):
to her front door. Vegetables didthem? Of course she didn't order them.
It's all vegetable. You would not. Yeah, yeah, a couple
of unsolved mysteries there. This isa an interesting story. It's like a
bizarre movie plot. This guy tooka paternity test. He found out that
he wasn't the father of his andhis wife's five year old and so he

(01:18:13):
accused her of cheating. Yeah,which, but then she took a DNA
test and found out the child wasn'thers either. Damn. Yeah, that's
right. Hospital had given them thewrong baby. Now mystery sol Yeah,
oh my god, what would youdo? So they tracked down their actual

(01:18:34):
child and then found their biological daughterin a foster home. Oh my god,
because the parents that took the babyhome were under investigation by Child Protective
Services. Wow crap. So theyhave now adopted their biological child. Which
why would you have to adopt thatchild? Like, that's your child misplaced

(01:18:57):
by the hospital. God, andnow they're raising her as a sister to
the child that they brought home fromthe hospital. Wouldn't you hold where that?
I mean, that girl's parents gosomewhere? Great question? Maybe it's
Wars under investigation and it just althis is every foster kid's dream to happen.

(01:19:17):
Just kidding. Where are your realparents come with us? Now?
Yeah? Oh my god, Imight mess with your head for life.
My daughter, my daughter's got thisthing with the dog. Now the dog
doesn't do exactly what she wants.Hey, Cassie, come here, come
here, you're adopted. Oh I'mlike, oh, really, like your
mom and I are and her realparents, she doesn't care you're adopted,

(01:19:43):
what his daughter takes after him?What you constantly She's just messing with that
dog. She's just messing. Yeah. No, I thought you were saying
I had some kind of issue withthe doctor. My uh mess with them.
My brother's doing it. My mybrother, my dad and my stepmom.
They adopted him, you know.I think it's in fact, almost

(01:20:06):
teared up the other day, guys. Oh really yeah, And I sent
the video to uh to my wifeto it popped up on Instagram, and
it's this little girl and the uhshe's a foster child and her foster parents
are there and they give her likethis card or whatever, I don't know,
if it's a birthday or whatever,and she reads it and they're telling

(01:20:26):
her that they're officially adopting her,and she immediately she's a little kid too,
you know, like even that thatyoung age, she knows exactly what's
going on. She knows the situation, like you know that she's you know,
been put up for adoption. Theseare foster parents out them, and
she immediately starts just bawling. You'reman, I'm like, oh my god,

(01:20:46):
I'm half welling up right now.We have something that got so nice
adopted kids in my family, andit's so sad that, you know,
a lot of these kids show upto their new homes, which tracks with
their stuff. Yeah, oh yeah. You ever see people get off the
plane with trash bags of their clothesand yeah, pretty much, yeah,

(01:21:09):
pretty much. I did have aconversation. I'll let you in behind the
curtain of some of my uh mytherapy stuff. So I'm with this new
therapist now whatever, and uh,empathy came up on my I brought it
up. He didn't bring it up, but I said, you know,
I I do have this weird empathyand he said, well, give me
an example. And of course Ihad to bring up the burger king thing.
You know, I don't have empathyfor a lot of things that I

(01:21:32):
think maybe I should, you know, I know I should, but I
feel bad that the burger kings.But I said, do you know the
burger king off the whatever? Andhe's like, yeah, I go,
that's my exit every day coming homefrom work. And I look over there
and the parking lots empty. There'sno one that drive through, and I
feel bad for the burger king nobody'sthere. I'm like, oh that's sad.

(01:21:54):
Yeah, kings quiet, you know, it's like, dude. And
then the other one I gave theexample of, is uh, you know,
and even though I don't pot luck, but if i'm you know,
at the pot luck events and andI see the one dish that somebody brought
in nobody has touched, I feelbad for that person, Like, huh,

(01:22:14):
they went to the store and theygot all the stuff and they spent
the time to put it together,and thought, oh, people are really
gonna like this, and nobody's touchedit. Weird empathy. Weird empathy,
you know. But then he goes, well, what are some things that
that do, you know, giveyou that feeling? And I mentioned this
adoption video. I mentioned dogs beingreunited with their owners, which I said

(01:22:38):
is more of a recent thing,and then also reunite reunions of kids with
their parents who have been deployed everytime, so you're officially not dead And
yeah, no, he said.He goes, you know what, that's
a really positive thing. He goes, especially with animals. Okay, I
guess from a psychological standpoint, hegoes, so he goes. I wouldn't.

(01:22:59):
I wouldn't consider yourself with the lackof empathy for other things he goes.
Because number one, you're aware thatyou know, maybe I should he
goes. If you don't, that'sjust honest, you know, that's just
your honest. But the fact thatyou do have empathy for these other things,
because you know, not burger kingper se every psych but has no
empathy for animals. You know,that's where it starts. Yeah, true,

(01:23:24):
Yeah, but I mean, look, I know, I know people.
There's a couple of kids that Iknow growing up from our neighborhood group
who would like kill a squirrel orwhat you know. One of them one
of them killed their mom's bird.Oh wow, and this guy is a
doctor, now okay, you know, like he turned out and he's like

(01:23:45):
a super nice guy. Whatever.I don't know if it was just like
this curiosity. Maybe it was likethat's why how he ended up going into
medicine or whatever. Yeah, I'mnot saying that every single one follows through.
Yeah yeah, but that if yougo backwards with the ones that are
they started with him, right,that's weird, but pretty weird, right.
Good to know you're not dead inside. See thank you. Yeah,

(01:24:08):
you got love for the bird king. That's all you need. I do
have like But yet, you knowwhat's weird? I don't go what if
he said that all that? Look, this isn't a concern because you do
have empathy for the king. Yeah, them chicken fries. You care about
the Whopper? Yeah. In themeantime, have an existential crisis. The

(01:24:32):
show blaser sound and fart noise.It smells like cinnamons and very dust.
The show. Greg has another problemwith technology. It's not news at all.
You should have seen him. Hewas like, dude, I called
to do a side Yeah, hepulled me aside and he was melting down
of a nuclear meltdown. I willpreface it with I'm getting better at tech.

(01:24:57):
I'm now an Amazon attic, whichis if you need any tips on
Amazon, I can teach that.You know, I should even hold seminar
I now would he have paid afew bills online. I haven't enrolled in
online bill pay, but I ampaying bills online now. But the latest
tech problem I'm having started with apodcast that I listened to in my house,

(01:25:19):
which is part of the plot ofmy problem. I was in my
house listening to this wonderful podcast that'scalled nerding Out with Ravy. I love
that podcast. It's a really goodpodcast. You should check it out,
nerding Out. So I'm in myhouse listening to nerdin out right. Then
a couple days later, I'm inmy car driving and out of the clear

(01:25:45):
blue on my radio, nerding Outwith Ravy starts playing on my Apple Car
Play Great, just out of theblue. I didn't tell it too,
I didn't ask it to. Ipushed no, butons it just starts playing
on my Apple Car Player. Thatused to happen to me too. I'm
like, what the hell is goingon? Wait? Were you listening to

(01:26:06):
like Threshold Radio? It's on theiHeart Radio app, right, Okay,
just started playing. So I thoughtthis is so weird. So I'm trying
to drive. I'm picking up myphone. I'm looking it's on my phone.
I'm trying to stop this that itwon't stop. So, man,
is what happens. He's listening tothe podcast on the iHeart Radio app gets
into the car, and as soonas the car must connect with that car

(01:26:30):
play, it just starts playing.What I was wondering if he was listening
to anything previous before that. Butit's wonder wouldn't matter. It wouldn't matter
because when you get in the carand the Apple car play. I'm just
saying, he said, out ofnowhere. I was just wondering when he
was driving, was he listening tosomething? I think just the radio was
on. I think, okay,so you were listening to the radio fresh
radio. Then out of nowhere itstarts, starts once it connects. Yeah,

(01:26:53):
right, yeah. So then Ihad to run an errand, and
so when I'm in the store,I thought, oh, okay, what
I'll do is I'll turn my phoneoff while I'm in the store, and
then that should do the trick.Right, So I turn it back on,
get in the car, I'm drivinghome. Radio is on. Huh
blah blah blah. Driving home,driving home, nerding out with Braby,

(01:27:14):
what the hell? Nightman? SoI'm driving home. I turned my phone
off while I'm driving home. Okay, let me. I'll give it two
or three minutes of the phone beingoff and then I'll turn it back on.
And I turned down the street thatI live on. I'm almost home.
Okay, good, I think Ifixed it. Nerding out. I

(01:27:35):
didn't ask you to turn out.I'm so angry at this point, I
can't figure it out. So fastforward about an hour or so, Mario
gets home from work and I turnedto him and I said, look,
my car is about two years newerthan yours. I'm giving you my car.
Yeah, he's getting rid of thecar and you're gonna sell your car
and I'll just get a new car. And he said, you know most

(01:27:58):
cars now have Apple car Play.I said yeah. He said, so
what are you going to do?Get a new car. It's going to
have Apple car Play and you're Isaid, I don't care. I don't
want my car anymore. I can'tdeal with this. He said, but
you're gonna give me your car becausethe podcast keeps popping up. Yes,
I don't want it. Get anolder car then that doesn't have it.
I can't. And then I pulledaside. I said, do you know

(01:28:21):
of any cars that don't have Applecar I need to get a new car
because I can't. I can't handlethree or four different things to do.
And then I did a quick surveyof everybody. Oh, I love Apple
car Play. I love it keepsplaying this damn thing. I didn't ask
for it. It's the best.I love Apple Car. Everybody I know

(01:28:41):
loves Apple Car because it's great.So I said, Okay, I guess
I have to learn Apple Car Play. So then I spent about an hour
and a half in my car learningApple Car because it kept doing this thing.
So I had to delete the appand then reinstall the app, and
then I turned the phone off twentyeight thousand times. And then I finally

(01:29:04):
learned how to use Apple Car Play. And I learned that you can talk
to it. Have you read itsmessages? Sure? Et cetera, et
cetera. I didn't even realize thatyou could just say, you know,
hey, Siri read my messages orthis, that and the other. And
now I know how to use it. Yeah, but you can learned.
But my first reaction was literally onehour. I was going to get rid

(01:29:28):
of the car. Do you guysremember that story from years ago where Greg
got rid of a car because itwas dirty? Yeah? Yeah, I
remember that very well. All thefrustration. Yeah, I could take it
to a car wash. No,I'll go to a dealer and spend seven
hours trading it in for a newone. Yeah, because that's dirty.
So that's what he did, right, and he was ready. He was
ready to go get a new carbecause of the Apple car play thing.

(01:29:50):
Yeah, and then Mario gotme fromwork. How was your day? I'm
giving you my car. That's howmy day was. Here's the thing.
This car that he has now he'sonly had or how long, like I
don't know, a year, noteven not even not even now. It
still has a temporary plate on it. That's how Yes, that's how short
of okay? He uh decided toget another car because the last car he

(01:30:15):
got a little ding on the bumper, a scrape on the bumper, got
it repaired. And just because anybodyelse who looks at this, anybody who
also looks at the car goes,what are you talking about? Had no
idea. But because Greg knew thatit used to be there, he got
rid of the car and went andgot it. I wasn't pleased with how

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they painted it. He looked atit and you you couldn't see anything,
but Greg knew, and so wewent and got a completely new car,
by the way, same color,same everything, just maybe about a year
or two newer, newer. Yeah. Yeah, the process Apple car play
thing, I don't know how touse it getting rid of this car.

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Yes, so we were. Wewere walking out after work one day.
We were in the garage and Isaid, Greg, how are how do
you still have? Because he hadgotten the car that I thought it was
because it was the exact same car, I said, how do you still
have the temporary plates on it?I thought he was pulling a menace because
he wanted to look so fresh.So this is a great car. He
goes, all right, So,okay, this is embarrassing. I got

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a new car. I'm like,why you just got the other one?
It's so dumb? All right,So I got a scratch and you told
me the story. I'm like,okay, yeah, this guy's got it.
Because the process of going getting newcars torture take all day, especially
right now. It's not like,uh, you know, just flush with

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inventory. I know, I know. Yeah. And then I thought,
uh, I'll do it all overagain because I don't want to apple car
plates. So I learned it.I had to learn it. Oh my
god. Anyway, the moral ofthe story is when you're faced with adversities,
you have to learn and then youovercome. Oh let me be,

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let me be the impetus for change. Me very quiet, don't say anything.
We'll be back sooner. You's sortof soon, soon, soon,
the wood you shall