The Woody Show June 4th 2024 Podcast

Cart Narcs, Tuesday Takeover, Greg Gory's Lesbian Stories and more!

Episode Transcript

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S is dune to the graphic natureof this program. Listener discretion? Is
it lies? The Woody Show?Is the Woody Show Insensitivity Training Class is

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now in session. By good morning, everybody morning. It is Tuesday.
It is June fourth, twenty twentyfour. Hello, welcome another day,
another round of The Woody Show.Lucky hyeah he lucky. Yeah. We
get to be here today, right, Greg, Right, that's the that's

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the Tuesday mantra. I get tobe here, I get to go to
work, I get to do thesethings. Yeah, get to have a
life. Yeah, I'm what.That's Ravy. There's Greg Goryni is here?
What is that? What? Sammy? There's a sea bass, Morgan
Vaughn. We got Bort, CarolineGangs all here. Phones are open eight
seven, seven forty four. Whathe is the number? You can hit

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some of the text over to twoto nine, eight seven. Anything you
want to be a part of today, that would be great. Today's a
National Shopping Card Day, which we'regonna find out a little bit later on
the hour, and we get tosome of the holidays, and of course
the birthday is Ravey's Nerd and Outreport also in there. But yeah,
National shopping card day today, Soof course we're gonna do what the show
cartnar ye yeah, eight and Sebastian. Maybe it's a Vinnie Carterini, you

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don't know, yeah, or HortelCornell. Yeah, so that's coming up
today. Also Tuesday Takeover. Morganis doing the Tuesday Takeover today. So
again this is one of those dealswhere, uh, you know, like
you don't have to have any kindof clearance, so no, uh,
no running through a meeting, justsomething that you've been wanting to do on
the show. Somebody here on theon the show is in charge of a

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couple of segments and she's got somethingthat because we go right to the heart
of Greg, she has some lesbianfun facts. Yeah all right, good,
Yeah, So Greg, get readyand I'll get my notebook take notes.
And as we've been asking for we'vewe've been asking here yesterday. Uh
and then just for people women,straight women who have had a lesbian experience

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to call up and share their lesbianexperiences with Greg. I like to call
them dabblers. Yeah, so yeah, Greg Gory's lesbian stories. So,
ladies, if you're otherwise straight butyou've dabbled, Yeah, dabbling is fun.
Greg is the gayest guy that Iknow who loves lesbian stories. Typically
those two camps don't really see hoteye on right. Yeah. Usually yeah,
it's usually like oil and water,pretty lesbians and gay dudes. But

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yeah, Greg loves him some somelesbians, so they're exciting. If you
got, if you got to beable to tell the story in a way
that if there was a five yearold in the room exactly, you'd still
be able to tell the story likewe're getting, but the five year old
wouldn't begining. Yeah, so thatmore coming up for you this morning here
on the Woody Show. June twentiethwill be the longest day of the year,

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with the most daylight hours in theNorthern Hemisphere. June is also Father's
Day, the forgotten holiday. Nowthey're official in the June June sixteenth see
Nobody knows what I got something orcares I never remember some other Woody Show.
Did you know Maine is the onlyUS state that borders just one other

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state? Oh? I think Idid, the only one? But what
about the Alaska Hawaii in the contiguousright? Yeah, here are some things
that you can catch quote unquote fromother people yawning yeah, totally. Laughing,

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wretching, coughing, vomit, Youknow, like a and crying are
all socially and contagious. Makes sense. Yawning is so infectious that we yawn
when we see, read, oreven hear about somebody else doing right now,
once you mentioned me too, Yeah. The number one profession of characters

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in romance novels. What do youthink that number one profession and characters in
a romance writer is a good one? My mom? Mom? Like a
business owner, like a bakery,business owner, anybody business owner? Bakery?
The number one profession of characters inromance novels, like, I don't

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know why, I'm thinking like theguy version, Like would be like a
handyman or a worker. A man? All right, Well number one is
doctor and that number two a cowboy. I was thinking, yeah, like
a farmhand, doctor, and cowboy. A study found that most men aged
thirty nine and older are invisible toyoung women. More than half of the

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women's surveyed felt that men begin tolose their sex appeal as they approach their
fortieth birthday. Researchers found that oncea man celebrates his fortieth year on earth,
women are more likely to identify himas a father figure than a sex
symbol. He's done and that's thanksto gray hair, double chins, thinning
hair, and bad teeth, unlesshe's rich in faith. Yeah. Yeah,

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that flies right in the face ofall that stuff about like sexier as
they get older, correct, Zaddydistinguished. There's a Zadi craze going on.
Yeah. See, like women haven'tmade like when they're younger, because
that's like there, you know,that's theirghest spot. It's the sweetest spot
of the appeal where we start allawkward and you know, weird and kind
of dopey, right right, butthen as we get older then it gets

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better. It's just the opposite forwomen, it's weird. Yeah. Do
you think nature would have made it? Coincigh? Nature, Nature, Thanks
nature, bitch. The average youngadult predicts that they'll be dead by the
age of seventy six. Okay,broken down by generation, those over sixty
five they're the most optimistic, believingthey're going to live until they're eighty four.

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Yeah, because they're already sixty yea, the highest. That's the highest
estimate of any age group. Millennials, so those are people thirty five to
forty four. They believe that they'regoing to reach the ripe old age of
eighty one gen Z, the undertwenty four crowd expect only to make it
to seventy six. Wow. Infact, one in six gen Z participants
aren't even sure they'll be alive intime for retirement. Oh wow, that's

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depressing. Well if you think aboutthat, like I guess people who kind
of see it like, oh,maybe I'll be working until I die.
I probably so, or is itjust like maybe sixty five? I'm not
sure. I don't know, becausethat's is the retirement age still sixty five?
There's no way that's still the average? Yeah, they try to wasn't

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it six and a half? Likesocials already wants you to push till at
least said what's the average age thatpeople retire? I know, if like
social Security, but they pushed that, like if you want the full benefit,
it's seventy oh wow. Really yeah. They push it because the life
expectancy is longer. And so peoplewere mad about that because you're like,
okay, so you want us workingbasically until we die, because if we're
living longer, that means oh,well, now you have to retire later

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if you otherwise, don't have anylike major that the financial people always tell
you, unless you have like somekind of major health thing like you got
a cancer or you got something elseis going on at that point, take
it because you're probably not going tolive to where you're gonna need it past
you know a certain number of years. Right, you're gonna have a reduced
amount that you're getting for Social Security. But if you were otherwise healthy,
you might have something minor or whatever. Wait until you're seventy before you take

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it. So yeah, because thepeople who take it earlier, like I'm
already out right the same results asI do. Sixty six or sixty seven.
Mindset sixty two average the average ageof retirement or average age. I
was looking at official age. Yeah, average age. See. He has
found that busy mothers with young childrenjust need to have more sex. The

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more sex they have, the morethose moms avert the damaging effects of stress,
particularly metabolic disorders. All right,okay, so there you go.
Good advice. Do what you didto get that baby in the first place.
Yeah, but don't make another one. Did you know unless food is
mixed with saliva, you can't tasteit. Oh, weird. Yeah,
I thought it was well because Iknow, like oxygen also helps, you

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know, like that's why they sayif you plug your nose and then anything.
Yeah, but the saliva thing,but I guess that's true. Think
of it. Think if your tonguewas like completely dry, can you put
something on your tongue? Would youtaste it? Useless? It's the worst.
I mean, I've been there manytimes with hangovers or your tongue.
Yeah, it's so weird. Thefirst individually wrapped candy was a tutsi roll.

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Yeah. Really, small doses ofchocolate every day could increase your risk
of having a heart attack or strokeby nearly forty percent. Forty what see,
I am doing something right, Yep, that's wow. Got to get
forty percent. And they say darkchocolate yeah, oh yeah yeah, not
the milk, certainly not that grosswhite chocolate. What would you say are

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life's happiest moments? Life's happiest moments? What do he showed? Did you
know, like birth of your baby, first day of vacation, first day
of vac Oh, yeah that's fun. Yeah, birth of your dumb pay
I'm to say, like your dumbwedding parties with friends and family number one
in the list the day of retirement. Oh wow, wow, yep.

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I think for men they seem toget depressed when they retire. No,
I mean, yeah, that's usuallya lot of people. My mom was
depressed. See that usually comes after, Like I'm just thinking about like my
stepfather and then my father in law. They were psyched. Yeah yeah they
were. They were, but thenlike a couple months into it, they're
like, hmm, now what Yeah, every day Saturday, which sounds awesome,

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you know, and that it isawesome, like when you have a
big extended break, you know,when you're in your working years because you're
going back to something. But thinkabout the difference between like when you're between
jobs, right, knowing that you'regoing to another job, there's no stress
there, right because you're going toanother job other than anxiety. And but
I'm saying like, but you're notlike worried about not you know, or

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when you've been fired. That's differentbecause you don't know when you're going back
to something. I need to It'scompletely different. That's why you got to
have hobbies. These old cars thatthey fix stuff like that. Like having
some time off from work is fine, but then when you go and you
retire and you got nothing, you'relike, oh my god, dude,
you know, even if you've prepared, you're financially set up for that.
Well, two months later my momwas already like, I need to get

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another job. Yeah. It kindof turns into like COVID time, where
it's groundhop day and every day isthe same. You start to go insane.
Kind of sounds like heaven. Sonumber one day of retirement, that's
followed by moving into a new house, your kid's first steps, hearing your
child first words, meeting a newromantic interest, in the first kiss with
the man or woman of your dreams. So yeah, that's exciting. I

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when asked, half of adults couldnot remember their prom song or theme from
high school. Oh I know,Oh, I have no idea. You
had a prom song? Yeah,it's always was it the song song we
did? I didn't know that.Yeah? Mine was the verb? Really
that one single? Infinite? Whata great prom theme? Yeah that's cool.

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I know we definitely did have aprompt song. I have no idea
what it was. Th prom songwas Aerosmith? No, yes, yeah,
probably that's hot. I don't evenknow if we're saying themes let alone
songs. Yeah. I think wehad like a night under this. Yeah,
we had a theme. You hadthe whole prom committee coming up with
a stupid theme. Yeah. Onaverage, seventeen hundred people a year just

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the United States go to the emergencyroom after in ring an eye with a
toothbrush. Wow, Carrie. Yeah. And then, according to Cosmopolitan,
one in ten people say they haveattended an ex's wedding. I have Yeah,
I would never go. I haveplenty of friends. Wedding awkward and
weird. That would be so weird. I mean, if you all get

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along, fine, Yeah it wasn'tyou're you're at that table with a bunch
of other people. Yeah, yeah, I know it's right. Greg is
big in the gay community. Likeeveryone's all cool with each other. I
mean, I know, see that'swhat they say. I have never been
in that cab, Like, I'mnot friendly with any X. Have you

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ever? Have you ever seen oneof Mario's exes in person? They hung
out never. I guess you're verystraight in that way because my other gay
friends, they all all their exesare all hanging out with each other right
constantly. Kind of stereotyped phones areopen eight seven seven forty four. Woody,
you can hit us up with thetext if you'd like to do things

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that way over to two two nineeight seven. Got some more Woodies show
for you. Next, hang on, bring me very quiet, don't say
anything. We'll be back soon.Prety sort of so so Woody Show.
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training for a politically correct world onthis Tuesday morning. It's June fourth,
twenty twenty four. Woody Ramy Yeah, ray Men of Seamasters, Sammy right,

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We got the phones open at eightseven seven forty four Wooding eight seven
seven forty four Wooding Text two twonine eighty seven. We got a round
of cart and arcs coming up foryou this hour. Agent Sebastian or maybe
one of the other agents. Wehave a large force. Yeah right,

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it's a big problem that needs tobe addressed and growing by the moment.
I mean at this point, Cardnark'sso popular that whenever the card Arks are
out, you have fans groupies ifyou will, you're coming up, yeah,
cart caddies, cart caddies. Yeah, yeah, do you have like
an official name for Yeah, I'mtaking like they have a lot lizards or

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yeah, badge bunnies. Willing totake suggestions text amended seven partner Groupie partner
super fan. That being said,there are still resistors. Yeah. Yeah,
I feel like you're doing a reallygood job about changing society. But
I feel like society is going back. They're kicking, they're making they don't

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want to be told. Yeah,yeah, what's going on with that?
Can't stop own stuff? People arelazy, that's what yea? What is
a National Shopping Card Day? Oneof the many holiday today? We always
have these dumb holidays. There's justone of them, the only holiday that
matters. So Cartnark's coming up foryou this hour. Got something here from
the follow Up dot Com Newsdeska followUp News dot Com. You know the
guy in Michigan who went Internet famousbecause he attended that virtual court hearing from

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his vehicle over suspended license. Wellhe's in the clear, oh, because,
yes, his license had been suspendedback in twenty ten for unpaid child
support. But then in twenty twentytwo a judge rescinded that suspension, allowing
him to drive again. But forwhatever reason, You know how everything's all
efficient and stuff at city and localgovernments, it's always flawed. That info

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never made it to the Secretary ofState, where his license was still listed
as suspended, the same records asthe police and the judge were going by,
so he was able to drive thewhole time, but just nobody ever
reported it to the Secretary of State, which would have changed it in the
system. Gotcha. His advice quote, always double check behind these workers,

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because they will say that they willdo something and then they don't do it,
like paid child support. Oh yeah, I got your baby girl.
Like if you you know, somegovernment whatever bureau credit, if the person
who didn't fill his paperwork out,there will be no consequences. Oh yeah.

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First, they will not be fired, they will not be reprimanded.
They'll let me suspended. They getto go along with their day and suck
at it. And along those lines, if local government creates a website like
you pointed out one Sea Bess,nobody reads those, nobody looks at those.
If you go on a website createdby the government to report something,
it's seen by continent nowhere. Andif people just keep their jobs, that
guy, I will say, probablynot a good idea to show up late

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and driving into a doctor's appointment foryour court days. Yeah, you could
have solved all these problems by beingon time and be prepared, Like,
even if you don't have to showup in person, at least carve out
some time to show up virtually right. And I guarantee he's not supposed to
be video calling and driving ticket toSo yeah, you're not helping yourself in
a lot of ways. Yeah,yeah, I mean it was. It

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was really funny to look on hisface. Hold on, are you driving?
Actually I'm pulling into my doctor's office. Actually I'm parking right now.
This is your driving. One licensesuspended, That is correct, your enter
and he was just driving and hedidn't have a license. Oh the charges

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you yet he suspended and he's justdriving. That is correct. You're in
I don't even know why he woulddo that. Yeah, no kidding,
But he doesn't even say in themoment like, oh, that has been
corrected. I don't know why thatis. But it's wayasier not on your
in your in your car. Ifyou actually show up to the damn courthouse
helic defender right, and you're notjust zooming around whatever. I'll get to
it when I get to it.Some of the courthouse news. After going

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through dozens of people, yesterday,the jury was selected for the Hunter Biden
felony gun trial Noise. He's facingthree felonies over whether he lied on the
federal gun form that asked if hewas addicted to drugs, which he was
even wrote about in his book OhFirst Photos. Yeah, I don't know
how much you need a trial forhim? He wrote about in his book.
Yeah. Adjur in a fraud casewas dismissed yesterday after a woman dropped

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off one hundred and twenty thousand dollarsin cash at her house and said,
hey, there's more where that camefrom. If you would vote to a
quit. Seven people charged with stealingand his whole trial involves two hundred and
fifty million dollars in stolen pandemic aid. Whoa wow, two hundred and fifty

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million dollars I'll get on that hourmoney they bought. Yeah, yeah,
they know where you live. Andif it's not a positive reinforcement, it
might be a negative one. Right. A thirty three year old guy in
Florida, he was caught by thecops painting a wall and when they questioned

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him, he wouldn't tell him hisname, so they brought him down to
the police station. While they're processinghim. Uh, he finally cracked and
told him his name. Mister Monopoly, he says. And he told him
that his date of birth was fourtwenty sixty nine. Awesome, right,
very funny. They eventually did.I d him his actual name, Ryan

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Howard, born on the very Uvery U less a less fun date of
let's say, four three ninety one. That's not funny. Charged with criminal
mischief and that could be like afestival every year everybody who was born in
four twenty nineteen sixty nine gets togetherand oh yeahs yeah, smokes weed and

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it'll hold down for sure, allright, eight seven, seven forty four.
Woodie, if you want to giveus a call, you can hits
up with the text over to twoto nine eighty seven. It's National Shopping
Card Day. No wood you showcard and arcs coming up for you next.
You're on the Woody Show, Ushow? What's that on the Woody
Show? What I say? That'swhat you said? Oh with you?
I thought you were correcting me.No, no, no, he's just

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what I messed up that I messup the name of our own show.
You batcha thank you reinforced. It'slike a hip hop concert, like where
the rappers up there. There's likeseven hundred guys, all the microphones and
towels. Yes, Cartnarks just mentionedin the La Times. Oh yeah,
I got it right here and onand on ret and link too. Did
you see that thing I saidical morning. Yeah that's a couple of times been.

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Yeah. Yeah fine folks from gmM. Yep. So Cartnark's next
hang on the delicious almonds. Ohyeah, I know. Feels amazing.
But yeah, thank you. Wellit's a National Shopping Cart Day. What

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that means I'm guessing the day itwas found. I'll look it up.
Yeah, not sure I did see. Uh there was a woman. There's
a big article that just came outand it's not just these the Amazon stores,
Like we've seen those with the shoppingcarts where you kind of skan stuff
right, yeah, and just putit right in the cart and everything.

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Yeah, they're doing this. It'ssome other like actual like you know,
standalone grocery stores, not Amazon branded. But now they're selling the technology to
these other stores with these smart cards. Okay, so you can look up
where anything is in the store.It's got like a little touchscreen right where
the handle is that you push thecart. Oh sweet, yeah, and
then can you imagine those kids gettinglike how much of those things cast really?

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Like what are they doing to keepthose from you know, like almost
people or anybody's like, oh,I'm just gonna use this to take everything
back to my apartment. Way,I've seen those out in the wild.
They letting the local bums use Iwas gonna say, the last time I
used one, you're not allowed totake it from the store locks, yeah,
right, you have to like takeyour bags out of it and leaning
in the store. I forget.Did you ever tell us like how much

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an average grocery like if you boughta new cart, they ran your cart
off the lot, right, howmuch does that go for? I mean
minimum on hundred and fifty bucks,but likely much larger if you get something
custom By the way, this Junefourth is National Shopping Card Day because it
was the date that Sylvan Goldman Ohin nineteen thirty seven rolled out the first
shopping cart in Oklahoma City, Sylvangrocery store. You know the name of

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this grocery store, Oh, CBSNews has it. I'll click a little
little shopping card history day. Yeah, the name of a grocery store is
Humpty Dumpty, Humpy dumpty. Hey, guys, anything Humpty Dumpty. I
got these new fangal carts over there. Yeah, four wheel. Here's an
idea for what you can call yourcart and ark fans. What's that CARTI

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c A R T y GZ CARDIgs Yeah, cartg's that's cute. That's
cute, suggestion, narc nymphos,narts. I mean that's usually like they're
usually very horny. So yeah,all the cards, that's not that good.
I like cardigs card. Yeah,I'm a member of the cart g's.

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All right, So here we go, brand new cart arks carts.
What you're gonna do, what you'regonna do when they n on you Cardinarks
Cardnarks, What You're Gonna do,What You're gonna do when they knock on
you or dirks is filmed alongside themen and women of Cardnarks. List of
discretion is advised, all right,So Agent Sebastian, the trolling the parking

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lots, just trying to get peopledo the right thing, the friendly thing,
return your card to the crowd orin the front of the store,
and people get very combative, andin fact they will get pre combative.
This has been a big week forcarts in the news. There's been articles
written in the La Times and theNew York Post and all over the country
on account of a lady who I'mnot gonna name because she's a scumbag,
but she's a doctor and she oh, she wants you to know she's a

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doctor. One of those people hershe's a doctor of psychology. So I'm
gonna asks a legit doctor. Well, so she uh posted this video on
all her social media channels and itdone went viral. She's sitting in her
car looking very sternly with her bigfat moon face and her camera. She

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is going to lecture me, ofcourse, but everyone else who is a
responsible decent person with half a brainabout why she doesn't need to return her
cards. I'm not returning my shoppingcart, and you can judge me all
you want. I'm not getting mygroceries into my car, getting my children
into the car, and then leavingthem in the car to go return the

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cart. So if you're going togive me a dirty look, oh wow,
I thought you were a doctor.You're supposed to be smart, You're
supposed to be able to think througha situation. Hell could I do with
this? And we've addressed this onthe show. But for whatever reason,
this doctor again, because she's soserious and stern. Yeah, and she
uses a cost word. Oh mygod, Wow, she's serious. Can

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I tell everybody how that works?Because people were like, you know what,
actually, it's the biggest point,No, Like just how you had
your kids with you the entire timethrough the store, from the car to
the store, from the store tothe parking lot. It's a miracle your
kids can go with you. Infact, you're teaching your kids a good
lesson to have them return the carthat the kids love the idea of being
able to bring the cart back.Like if I assigned that to one of

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my kids, like, can Ido it? Can I do it?
Now? When they're too little todo it by themselves? So you can
like escort them and or them gowith you and then you all walk back
to the car together where you haveto leave your groceries alone in the car.
But I think that might be okayfor the whole thirty seconds. Yeah,
now, what you just said therewas repeated literally thousands of times in

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her comment session, So that gaveme some hope. Okay, the society
hasn't crumbled all around us people,hey stupid. A lot of single moms
with you know, five kids.I saw one comment of there like,
well, I've trained all my fourI've trained all my little ones in the
karate so they can kick it.Yeah, yeah, bitch, Now all
the doctor, the good doctor.She had a rebuttal video. Oh no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, all you
thousands of people who rationally explained thisto me in my you know, defiant,
little cool like sinister tone. Yeah, I'm bad as you're wrong,
and here's why about six million peoplehave freaked out over me not returning my
shopping cars. I was like GregGory, Oh my god, billion people.
Her video original video has like tensof millions of views. Now,

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oh it does. But again they'refreaking again. We talked about this,
greg, People weren't freaking out,freaking out, going crazy. No,
they were explaining why you're stupid.About six million people have freaked out over
me not returning my shopping cart becausemy kids are in the car. So
I want to give you some statistics. Last year, two hundred and sixty
five children were abducted in parking lotsin America. Uh huh while people were

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returning their cars exactly, So ithappens every hour. Right by the way,
that's not where the vast majority ofabductions happened. They happened in the
home and other places. And againshe conveniently left out Woody using usually just
the tiny spit of logic there.It wasn't parentheses because their mom left them
to return the shopping Yeah, no, it's because they were left in the
car while mom was in there shoppingall together, like they were followed around.

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Yeah, there's exor or what here'soption number three. That's not as
true statistic. Oh, because theLa Times interviewed this lady, Hey,
where'd you get some of these numbersfrom Well, it turns out that was
not at all what that statistic said. There was a in twenty twenty two,
two hundred and sixty five children wereabducted during car thefts safety see the

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kid in the back seat so accidentallyabducted. Cats hate numbers, don't you
hate like that? It's supposed tobe a defects getting to get the way
your good story. By the way, yeah, by the way, a
little spoiler alert here. She sheconsults in court cases where she's supposed to
be an expert. Oh yeah,so okay, So line number one is
the two hundred and sixty five kidsabducted thing. Here, she continues.

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Last year, two hundred and sixtyfive children were abducted in parking lots in
America. Half of those were sexuallyassaulted. As a single mom returning your
shopping cart, you are a primefor a predator to watch and grab you.
So not only is her first testats, she's doubling down wrong and something
else. So she just makes upthat second part because the La Times again

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looked into that. Again, thevast majority of any kind of abuse is
right by by people you know athome. So she just fully made up
that first part, or she conflatedthe first part and fully made up the
second part. And she goes evenfurther. Al Right, in many states,
it's actually illegal to turn your caron and walk away. Many comments
said that they would turn the caron, leave the air on for the

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kids, and go return the shoppingcart. Well, in Los Angeles,
in one particular parking lot, that'sat least a twelve minute walk. That's
a good job. Are you walkingacross the block where street twelve minutes are
parking? Are you parking at thesatellite area taking a bush? Yeah,

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I've been to I mean that wasall over the country, and I've been
to where I've been to hundreds ofparking lots in Los Angeles. In fact,
I've never seen that a twelve minutewalk. The busiest mall you've ever
been to is not even twelve minutesto the car exactly. Wow. So
she's again, she's she it's reallyeasy for her to win. The argument

(29:11):
was she just makes up stuff.That's the easiest way for it. It's
called the straw man argument. Ican win this thing by just making up
a fictitional straw man. I'm thehero. I win. Yeah, So
again. What a rag again?And by the way, a doctor who
is we're about to hear as we'reabout to hear, is called and a
lot of her money she makes ismade by being a consultant for these people

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she's about to tell us right here, there are reports from the Bureau of
Justice saying ten percent of crimes occurin parking lots. Oh my god,
yeah, all this should not returna car, say nothing, which again,
but which means ninety percent of herother places. So when you're a
mom and you go to these otherplaces, are you kind of just worried
about parking? Last swinging nut chucksover your head? You got your six

(29:55):
shooters out again? The logical fallacies, the dodging the question, the using
fake and or misleading stats. Thiswoman is a straight up sea. Right,
someone who's a doctor is coming backwith some really basic bitch to arguments.
Right, should be she's not ascientist. You can tell us that
she does have a PhD in Googleexactly. Yeah. I took the Times
two minutes to refute what she wastalking about. Who knew going to the

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grocery stores like the deadliest thing onearth? Wow? Okay, you have
another clip there from this dumb assyep, here we go. There are
actual lawyers who specialize in parking lotcrimes and they sue the grocery stores.
And guess what, I've been apart of those cases. So if you
want to be ignorant, go ahead. But I also have videos on the
mind of predators, pedophiles and whychild trafficking occurs and how victims are targeted.

(30:47):
Boy, wow, buzzword buzzwords.You got six million people according to
your numbers on the comments, whotold you that you could just bring your
kids with you to return the cartand all this is avoidant a part return
and that was another very common oneor sounds like maybe you should just use
instacart exactly delivery. Yeah, whywould you take your kids into this dangerous

(31:07):
situation? The problem that this isthis doctor's specialty is like predators and stuff.
And when you are and when youare the carpenter and you've only got
one hammer, that's what everything is. Predator. Predator. But this is
why she's I never called for boycottcots, but I would never hire this
woman because because what she says,she just lied to our face four or
five times. And if she doesit's there. She'll certainly do it in
court in my opinion, and shecould get people arrested. She could get

(31:30):
this kind of attitude from these counselorsand psychologists. This gets people put in
jail. Have you ever noticed perjury? Whenever you meet some like really crazy
and you go, what do youdo for a living? They're a therapist
or like like you're you're hold on, you're helping other people. You can't
even help yourself. As she usesher credential as a big shield, predators

(31:51):
are yes, and again let's readher comments. There are single mothers of
five six kids who say, abitch, it's not a big deal.
You've really twisted yourself in a notto avoid the being a common courtesy here.
So that's doctor bitch. Uh wantto show cart arcs. Let's go
do with another clip, much nicerclip from our good friends Ret and Link.

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They were doing a taste test ofall these snacks. That sounds like
a fun job to have a goodmythical morning. And the one that there's
I don't know, Ravy, youwatched this show. There's some girl there
now I don't know who she is. Right, we have some different you
know, people on their show thatcome in like producers, co hosts.
So they Rett and or Link hereare telling her about it. Aldi.
They don't have the cart problem becauseyou have to put twenty five cents and

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I don't know how. I don'tknow how this doctor lady handles Aldi.
Yeah, you know, it's funny, like you give these people that fight
you in these parking lots over notreturning a cart. But yet twenty five
cents is enough of a motivation forpeople somehow to bring a cart back on
the order a parking lot. It'sbeautiful. I'm glad it works, but
it's just really funny, like peoplethey'll otherwise fight you. But man,

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wait, did you say a quarter? You know that might be experiment seas
like once you bring like a pocketfull of quarters and say hey, like
if you bring your car back,I'll give you this quarter. Because it
seems to work it all? Doesit absolutely works? Air? Yeah?
Well, so anyway, ret Linkare telling this girl and introducing her to
cartnarks. It reduces their labor costsof having to move carts around, I

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think, is what they're doing.Right. Oh yeah, they don't have
to have and they don't bag yourgroceries for you either. But then the
cart and ark go into an ald parking lot and make content what the
cart and ark the guy he's inthe parking lot and goes up to people
who haven't put their grocery cart backand he has like magnetic stickers and he

(33:43):
throws it on the people's car.So upset. Oh my god, I've
never seen people get so mad.And then they chase them around, chase
him around their cars, but theycan't catch up with him because it's just
going around the cars. And hefilms the whole thing. You gotta watch,
so it's just a shame people forlike not doing the right thing.
And he maintains his cool the wholetime. And he's and there's some imitators

(34:05):
out there, I think, butthe original is the carton Ark right right,
well schooled and car. Yeah he'sa fan. He's the big toallllel
with the hair right, Yeah,yep, he's a fan. All right,
carton Arks. All right, here'sgonna do an actual encounter Vinny Carterini.
He patrols the Greater New York Cityarea. This was a request from
Woody. I love this one.So this guy, he parks. He

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parks literally next to the cart.Return. Okay, great, easy,
awesome. But he's loading all hisstuff. He's got like a cooler in
his back seats. We've got abag of ice and some other stuff and
that's on the other side of hiscar. Okay, so instead of going,
you rip just right around the side. Too far, he says,
naw dog, hell, I'm leavingmy cartinal this spot. Oh with all
the trash from the eye the bag, got the plastic bag. And this
guy is very combative. So VinnyCarterini out tough guy. He walks up

(34:50):
from Strong Island. He walks upto the Strong Islander and sees if he
can talk some sensit to him.All right, woosoo, what is this
over here? You next to thecar to come on? Oh, I
got the finger. Come on,buddy, here you go enjoy that magnet.
Thank you. That's a big flight. That says, I don't want
my shopping cart like a jerk becauseyou didn't you left to block in the

(35:13):
spot. Here. You touched mycar. I'm gonna touch your face.
Yeah, damn you range your face. And this is like a ninety six
old mobile whatever. That's a reallyit's a really sweet he got it from
like the police auction, like afterthey were done with the cop cars.
It's still have a little swivel lighton the yeah right, yeah, who

(35:40):
cares? But again, how dareVinny not I? How dare he point
out the other man's laziness? Soand then but the threats right off the
bat here, I'm gonna touch yourface with your lips, so you're gonna
give me a kiss? What areyou doing? Look sir, you're old.
You're old man. You don't needto making threats. Your man,
look at yourself and not no offenseor nothing. But I'm very young.

(36:00):
I'm sprying fast. You block inspace, you can run away from you
aren't. I'm not gonna fight youover our car. That's ridiculous. What
kind of amateur jerk does that?You work for them? What does it
matter? Do you work for them? What does that matter? See high,
look how fast I am? Youdon't So my favorite moved because that's

(36:20):
happened probably a dozen times. Sopeople then take the cart and they try
to like throw you take that allright? So again classic we hear this
all the time, like it becauseif I worked for the store, I
could put flags on his car andhe'd be like, oh, okay,
my bad, I'm sorry you workfor the store. Then I respect your
authoritie. Uh so we we talkabout that. Does it irrelevant? This

(36:42):
is my job as a cardnark.This is my job to be a card
ark. So you haven't take anycar back yet, job to be a
car h I'm trying to help peopleforget Boston. So I'm from Queens my
car. First off, I don'tknow you're not you're very old, but
look and secondly old, how areyou going away? Because I'm not gonna

(37:05):
fight you over a cop. We'regonna turn around and run your as No
you won't, yeh. A bunchof talk here. I know you type.
You're a big tough guy. Bythe way, you liter in the
car too, with the ice bagand the oh yeah yeah I saw that
too. Yeah see all right makesthe tough guy. It's gonna beat me
up over here. He's gonna runme over over here. I'm doing I'm
knocking over here. Yeah, Ilove that. Nut's done your throat.

(37:35):
And this guy, he's probably sixty. He looks kind of like the trainer
from Rocky but he uh he lookslike it. He does not dress his
age. Oh no, Bert young, No, he's got yeah like a
yeah, he's still like uh inhis mind, he's like forty maybe.
Oh cool, I'm mad at youfor not standing there to take a beat
down. By the way, ifif like no offense, but Samy could

(37:55):
kick this guy's ass, Like whatare these? What are these? Old
men? What are these? Thisis how middle aged men get brain damage?
Is because if I wanted to,if I weren't a sweet, nice
person, he'd be the one withhis down his throat. The guy got
his ass kicked in the stands ofthe us UFC fight. Oh that was
great. Yeah. So they're likeat the upper decker. This is the
last USC fight. There's a videothey're they're in the they're not even in

(38:16):
the arena, they're in it's outerspace. One dude, mister tough guy,
the guy up top, and theone dude finally just takes him and
flips him down about three or fourroads, punches them and then kicks them
and he kicks him right down thestairs. And the guy's talking, talking
talking, Nope, yeah you're out. Yeah, people love the good times.
Well, there you go. It'sa National shopping card day, some

(38:36):
cards everywhere. Hell yeah, AgentSebastian, Agent Vinny Carterini. This is
my job to be a card dox. So you haven't taken ay car back
yet. Yeah, I'm trying tohelp people from Boston. So I'm from

(38:57):
Queens. My car first off onwalking back, everybody, Dude, you
see the story about this guy inColorado. Somebody shot him during an argument.
But the bullet he was wearing asilver chain. It hit the silver

(39:21):
chain that was around his neck andthe chain stopped the bullet. And the
cops say it's the only reason he'sstill alive. Here's the picture of the
Chain's got a little blood on it, but it stopped the bullet. Yeah,
look at that. Wow. Yeah, like Vincotiny, he'd be wearing
that's the middle of the mall chainright there. No, to me,

(39:44):
when I see somebody wearing a chain, I always like, are you in
high school? What's I would becool? I just can't. I don't.
I don't look right with the chain? Would it look? But is
it cool? Though? I thinkit's uh. They're a victim of their
surroundings. Because of course I havea buddy who started recently started wearing a
chain, started yeah, and Igo, what do you do? You

(40:04):
know what I'm going to go for? What are you doing? Chain?
And he goes, well, youknow all my friends at work, we
all wear chains. It's like thatright thing. I don't know. There's
something about him like, oh,if I could pull off the look I
can't pull off. I think Imight have had one for like three weeks
when I was nineteen, Yeah,because my friends were doing it. But
yeah, it's just as an adult. What's who you impressed? I mean,

(40:25):
the chain looks pretty good on them, but there's some guys who can
pull it off. Yeah, right, some guys who could pull out,
Like you know, back to thetattoos. I couldn't pull off tattoos.
They look stupid on me. Ishe like a pinky ring guy? What's
bald head? You know? Likea shave in your head? Like you
gotta have the right head for that. Totally shaved my head? If I
could? You know? This guyhis name is Tyler. Oh that fat

(40:47):
it looks good on anything to distractI get it, yeah, distract from
his tweety bird shirt? Does hehow many does he have? Like a
let me, guess, does hehave any tribal tattoos? Oh, he
has many tattoos, he added,he just added some gaming tattoos. Oh,
cool one for so why not gowith the chain at that point,

(41:08):
just if you got garbage. Yeah, keeping he's killing it, especially designed
Mitsubishi robot in Japan. Oh no, the mentioned in Japan. We saw
the rubiccube in point three zero fiveseconds, not even a full second.
This thing was like it was done. Wow, the video is insane.

(41:30):
So Massachusetts Institute of Technology they hadone that did it ino point three eight
seconds. So once again, Japansuperior physically possible. Miles Russell, whose
golfer just accepted a sponsor exemption tomake his PGA Tour debut at the Rocket
Mortgage Classic. Now here's the thing. He's only fifteen years old. Rap

(41:52):
I was just gonna be so cool. You see about these like kids who
get drafted onto like a soccer team, sure, like a professional soccer team
or yeah, it happens in hockeytoo, Yeah hockey, m h Yeah.
Badard who plays for Connor Minard whoplays for the the black Hawks.
What he is eighteen? Yeah?I think he might be. Yeah,
yeah, but you know guys likethat are some of these major League Baseball

(42:15):
players, Like you're you're still literallya teenager eighteen nineteen years old and you
got drafted by some big guys team, Like, that's got to be such
a mind f It's pretty cool.But now this kid is you know,
PGA Tour debut fifteen. Wow,that's cool. I would say golf's sport
you can do that in because there'sno contact obviously. Yeah, soccer cool

(42:37):
also in environments. Not a bunchof dudes in the locker room though he
might be okay. And even thoughthere's pretty much always been hardcore porn on
Twitter, it just became the officialpolicy to allow it. There you go,
who knew it wasn't a lot ofstate rushing rush And there's a way
to turn off. You can inyour settings and say don't show me sense

(42:59):
of content or whatever if you're somelame piece of garbage. Eight seven?
What whatdy? What show? Allright? Welcome back everybody? All right,
So we have a Tuesday takeover aswe get underway here on another new
hour of insensitivity training for a politicallycorrect world. It's Tuesday's June fourth,

(43:23):
twenty twenty four. It's what.It's ramy, Yes, Greg Gory,
it's menace, it's Sea Bass.We've got Sammy Port, Caroline Vaughan,
and Morgan is here. It's goingto be the hostess for this Tuesday takeover.
Good morning, everybody, right,and Greg be excited. It's all

(43:44):
about lesbians have something to tell us. Yeah, I know, is this
an announcement? It could be.I've been considering. Yeah, do we
have anybody on the phones right nowat the moment, No, anybody covering
the phones? All right, Okay, so don't don't don't call in just
yet. But ladies, straight ladies, if you have ever had a lesbian

(44:07):
experience, I'm thinking it's going tosegue nicely into a round of Greg Gory's
lesbian stories. I think that's afine idea. Nobody loves lesbians more than
Greg I do, which is crazybecause normally the gay world, in the
lesbian world just don't really yah.Yeah, that's like oil and water.
Yeah, doesn't ever laugh. Yeah, but man, Greg loves him some
lesbian stories. So if you're astraight lady but you've had a lesbian experience,

(44:29):
not even has to be like allfull on, you know, all
the way kind of lesbian experience.No, Greg just loves hearing these stories.
You just got to be able totell the stories. If there's a
five year old in the room,that's all in the world likes hearing the
story. World like, Yeah,Tuesday takeover lesbian fun facts. Yeah,
let's get into it, guys.Happy Pride month by the way, Yes,
yes, now we're into June,and I want to start by saying

(44:52):
these are all facts. None ofthese are fun jokes just to get a
laugh. Is there actual, actuallyfacts, legal facts? All right,
So let's start with the first one. What is a lesbian's favorite food?
What is a lesbian's favorite food factually? Factually? Like, based on a
survey? I mean there's the obvious, okay, yeah, peaches food,

(45:22):
no finger food? Finger Yeah,so I brought some finger foods for everybody.
Wow. Oh yeah, some cheesesso yeah, these are all straight
wow. Okaye, she tried towin as sover she knows, Yeah,
she knows if she distracts us withfood lesbian finger food. That was a

(45:45):
good one too. I like it, all right. So do you guys
know where the word lesbian actually camefrom? Anybody? Is it the island
of Lesbos. Yes, what youknow, you're lesbian? Facts? Good
one? Is that real? That'sa real thing. It's a real place.
It's a Greek island. It's calledthe island of Lesbos. And the
word lesbian came from that because therewas this like ancient poet named Sappho.

(46:09):
It might be pronouncing it wrong,but they were from or the sky or
wait, this girl was from theisland of the Lesbos and she was she
wrote super gay poems right back inthe day before poem is regular super gay.
I didn't even think about that supergay. So that's where people started

(46:30):
calling gay women lesbians. Oh andthen there's always just never really thought about
it. Really is that a wordwhich one I learned a lot doing research
for this. But yeah, butthat also came from this Sappho person.
And then that's a word now thatmeans femininely gay really, so yeah,
another way, I have not heardthat word. So yeah, that's fun.

(46:52):
Do you know what they called lesbiansin the nineteen forties, Rabi,
Since you're around, I'm not sureyou don't know, no, illegal,
well, carpet baggers right back inthe day. Well yeah, but this
bunch they had a different name welltheir sling terms. Yeah, but like
collar and tie apparently was what theywould call lesbi forties collar and they weren't

(47:15):
wearing dresses, right. And thendandy sett if I'm saying that right,
dandy sett because yeah, I thinkthat's an old timey slur. Yeah he's
a dandy. Yeah. And thenin the sixties, anyone knows this wasn't
yankee doodle dandy. That was abouta gay club, I believe, really,
I don't know. Yeah, yankeedoodle went to town riding on upon
a put a feather in his capand called it Macaroni. The Macaroni Club

(47:38):
back in Britain were the gay clubs. So dandy, yankee doodle dandy,
that makes sense. If that's thecase, that does so much learning.
I know, I love gay learning. All right. So then in the
sixties, anybody know what they wouldcall lesbians. No, this one's a

(47:58):
little harder to guess. A pansywithout a stem. Yeah, put those
together all right. Here is anotherfact legal fact greg who is the most
annoying lesbian of all time? Themost annoying yes lesbian of all time,
according to lesbian facts dot Com.The most annoying that's a real thing too,

(48:21):
lesbian fact, yes, not unfortunately, Sandra Bernard most annoying lesbian.
Annoying because Kathy Griffins not lesbian.She just panders a lot to Donald's Rosie.
Good guess, but it's actually JojoSiwah already, congratulations to Jojo Jojo.

(48:44):
Do you guys know when scissoring wasinvented? Invented I think Egyptian times,
probably invented in Greece, probably whenscissoring first only the Roman Empire.
They were a bunch of freaks.Yeah, eighteen hundreds. We should do
we should bump bush And then doyou guys know the you know, original

(49:07):
word for scissoring, the actual termfor it, grinding. That's a good
one. That is the legal term, Yes, fuzz bumping, But no,
it's trib adism if I mean,yes, scientific name. Let's just
assume you're not pronouncing any of theserights. Yeah, we're going to assume
that just say tribe. That soundsyou just said triba tribe. It's because

(49:30):
they used to call lesbians in theancient world tribuzz. Yeah. Okay,
so in China, do you knowanother word for scissoring or like an euphen,
euphen, Yes, thank you,Grev Nogal polishing mirrors. And then

(49:52):
how about in Latin America, doyou know what they refer to scissoring?
I don't have my scissoring. Y'allare so sorry. No, it's just
not really my world. Why weneed this. I mean, my my
sister's a lesbian. I know youguys are discussing this. Yeah. I
haven't really called scissoring in Latin America. Yeah, yeah, but I haven't.

(50:14):
You know, I haven't had totake my citizen citizenship exam. Well,
when you do, it's called makingtortillas. Really, I was gonna
say, yeah, bumping or something. Yeah, and Tod, you's go
hug your cat day, isn't itnot? Yeah, that's perfect for our
segment today. Cat, that's agood one. What do you what do
you call a cat in a subaru? A cat in a subaru? Yeah?

(50:36):
What a lesbian Trapau is Pride Monthand so h Morgan is here for
her Tuesday takeover some lesbian fun facts. Then we're going to get into Greg
Gory's lesbian stories. So if you'rea straight lady who's had a lesbian experience,

(50:57):
like a one off, maybe eventhe two off. Maybe you polished
a mirror, maybe mirror. Maybeyou bump some donuts or something like once
or twice. Maybe Craig wants tohear about it, so you'll be able
to call in and share that experiencewith Greg coming up here in a few
minutes. I don't call you becauseMorgan's here and nobody's on the phones.
I'll be right back. Yeah,speaking of Subarus, why are supers so

(51:19):
gay? Why? Anybody knows everknow? It's because Subaru is the first
major car company in the US toadvertise to gay people, and like,
well, it certainly stuck. Yeah. I was expecting a joke. There
no hashtag fact. I got afun fact. Yeah. And then here's
another fact. What's a U haullesbian? Anybody know what that? Oh?

(51:43):
I know what I think? Isn'tthat when you meet somebody and basically
their first date, first date,you're moving in together? Yeah, you
move in really fast. I'm alesbian lesbian, I'm a U haul gay.
Oh yeah that is true, though. I mean a lot of the
lesbians that I know, including mysister, they are so quick to go
real d in relationships. Move Theygo from high what's your name? In
the minute they find out, it'slike cool, it's moving together to get

(52:06):
the cat. Yeah, how fastdo lesbians move in together? What are
you on that? Within twenty fourhours? Lickety splits? Everybody split by
the way, I looked up somehouses on Lesbie Island. Yeah, and
they're super cheap. They're basically givingaway for like fifty bucks. Who let's

(52:29):
go, yeah, show trip,let's go today? Yeah? All right,
who's more likely to get a migraine? A straight woman or a lesbian
woman? Migraine? This is real, real facts, actually, real real
fact. Yeah, I'll say astraight woman because they're always in crisis.
Good guess menace, But no,actually it's lesbian women. They're fifty five

(52:52):
fifty eight excuse me percent higher chancesof getting a migraine compared to straight women,
according to the National Launchitudinal Study ofAdolescent and Adult Health. No thank
you, so they say, why, no, it does well? Maybe
later in the article, maybe ifyou just don't know that fact and was

(53:13):
like good enough, But also inthe article it said quote mostly straight participants
also had higher chance of getting Soeven if you're just thinking about what that
is, testing the waters just likewould lesbian migraines and you think they'd relaxed
and straight chicks I don't know,maybe from drama or something. Maybe because
they have to deal with other womenso much. I mean, yeah,

(53:35):
you know, it's like it's notchill. Yeah, it's like it makes
no According to science, guys,you know who's more likely to die younger?
A straight woman or a lesbian todie younger? Straight? Lesbian?
For sure? Yeah, it's lesbianpercent sooner than a straight woman, according
to Pilgrim Healthcare Institute. They say, I know the reason for this one.

(54:00):
Yeah, that was a fact too. They say this is due to
the toxic social stigmas that they faceon a day to day base. Yes,
that makes you die earlier with stress? Yeah? Stress? Yeah?
Yeah, I got time for onemore? One more? Who makes the
sandwich in the lesbian relationship? Whomakes the sandwich? I think I've heard

(54:21):
this? Oh god, all right? What is it? Neither? They
both eat out? Get it?Who's side? Facts? Yeah? From
lesbian facts dot com. Check itout? All right? There are some
lesbian pumpbacks. Very interesting our celebrationof Pride month. Now, ladies who
are straight who have had one off? Maybe a two off. Hey,
maybe even a third time. That'snot your reg Yes, you know,

(54:45):
Greg would love to hear your lesbianstory. That's what the world. So
if you've got one the share youcould, you could just be anonymous when
you call in eight seven forty four, Woodie, We're gonna have Morgan back
on the phones here. They getthese calls eight seven seven forty four,
Woody, we want to hear aboutyour most lesbian experience, and Greg just

(55:06):
lights up. That to me,that's the most entertaining part. It's so
funny, Like I know so manyguys who are in the lesbians right,
lesbians have just never been my Like, it's never been a thing that's done
it for me. Somebody. Straightguys are like, oh yeah, lesbians,
like they want nothing to do withyou, right looking straight porn when
there's a lesbian scenes, it's likerep Yeah. It's like when I walk
by a lot of these clothing stores, there's nothing in there for me.

(55:28):
Yeah, I'm not fitting in anyof that stuff. So they've just never
done it for me. But forGreg, Greg loves these stories. He
lights up. You should do thelook on his face. He's got so
many questions he's so curious, likeChristmas Day. Yeah. So, ladies,
if you've had a lesbian experience andyou want to share it with your
best gay friend Greg, give usa call now eight seven seven forty four
Woody. It's eight seven seven fortyfour, Woody. That will be next

(55:51):
hang on the Woody Show, TheWoody Show. I won't have somebody hear
says one time I had a lesbianexperience and my now ex was president.
I'm nice. See that's the thing, Like, now that's something I can

(56:13):
get down with, you know,like it was just like you know,
full time lesbians, I mean goingshopping with no money. It's nothing wrong
with that. But yeah, we'reexciting when it's unexpected. Yeah, how
about this one? Too embarrassed tocall in. I was at a strip
club with my ex husband, andlong story, this girl came over to

(56:36):
me, gave me a lap dance. Afterwards, she held my hand,
took me to the bathroom, andwe fully got it on on the top
of the bathroom, singing great loveto hear. Yeah, she did most
of the work. I just enjoyedit and I've never done anything like that
since you sink club sounds sounds clean. All right, it's get into the

(56:58):
great gory lesbian stories here on theWoody Show. Kiss Me Kiss. That's

(57:32):
great. I told you this songprobably led to my obsession. It's just
sexy, you know. It wasjust like when I heard the song the
first time, I was like,whoa, Yeah, he started picturing it,
you know, right, and theway she put it into lyrics,

(57:52):
it's just she nailed it. Ithink this was like my you know,
this was the jumping up. Itreally was. It was. It was
hipped me over, it was thelaunch. Yeah. All right, so
let's go right to the phones again. You got to tell the story as
if there's like a five year oldin the room, please, right,
because you know it's like we haverules to follow. We sure do.
And Greg will do most of theheavy lifting here because this really is for

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Greg. This is Greg's thing.I will just go to the calls.
We're gonna start with Anonymous. Hey, good morning, Anonymous, Hey,
Hi, good morning morning. Allright, so tell us about your most
lesbian story. So it was duringCOVID. My best friend was over.
We were drinking and things started happening. We moved in the bedroom, my

(58:39):
boyfriend was there, my worfriend atthe time. He was there. We've
been together for six years at thatpoint, and he didn't follow, So
for a minute I was thinking,oh, you know, maybe he'll come
in. Whatever. He never did. We did have a baby monitor on
the wall you can zoom in andout. So he told me the next

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day that he watched from the livingroom on his phone through the baby monitors.
Really. Yeah, and this yousaid was your best friend? Yes,
and nothing like that had ever happenedbefore. No, and she initiated
yes, nice, just out ofthe blue, imagine that. And then

(59:24):
you were all totally into it.Yeah, yeah, how far did this
go? As far as it can? All the way? Wow? And
your husband watched all the free babymonitor you got? Oh my god?
Yeah? And has have you seenher since then? I mean, if
she's your best friend, I'm sureyou have. Yeah, we're we've been

(59:45):
best friends for nine years. Now. Do you speak of this often or
do you say, hey, rememberCOVID? Yeah? I mean yeah,
it's happened a few times since.Yeah, uh yeah, okay, all
right, well Anonymous, that soundsgonna kind of hot and bother just I

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know it right right now, aren'tyou? Yeah? Now, so Greg,
I mean, does this do anythingfor you, Like, does it
get like you get the same reactionto it as if like you're getting like
aroused, you know, I meanwhat physically, No, not necessarily,
not necessarily, but I mean that'sthe same mental feeling like naughty. Yes,

(01:00:28):
yeah, that's the way. Ithink. That's what Greg likes the
most thing. That's the thing aboutit. He loves naughty. Right,
And so I was like, oh, well, we probably shouldn't be doing
this, right exactly, the naughtyelement of it. What if somebody sees
us or what you know, it'sjust that it's that nature. You nail
it. I will anonymous. Thankyou for the call, great store,
Thank you solid the good old daysof the pandemic. Right, let's go

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to uh, let's go to Nikai. Good morning, Nika, Mika.
Hi, tell Greg please about yourmost lesbian experience. Well, I was
fifteen. I was a freshman inhigh school. I was experimenting with you
know, with drugs and other stuff. And I had this friend and we
were best friends. We were reallyclose. We always partied together, we

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always did stuff together. Well,she started coming on to me and I
was interested, you know, Iwas flattered. I was young, I
was naive. I started kind offalling for it, and it started getting
really serious, and I was likea little uncomfortable, but I was still
playing along, you know. Andshe came back one day and she said,

(01:01:37):
look what I did, and sheshows me she got my name tattooed
on her book. My nice yeahno, I was fifteen. I was
like, whoa, yeah, that'sa lot. That's a lot to take
in. And then I got scared, you know. And then she wanted
me to get her tattooed on mine, and I was like, I'm not
doing that. After what She gotyour name tattoo on herself like that,

(01:02:00):
after one hookup, like it wasn'teven a full hookup. We were you
know, just well you know yeahyeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Okay, that's a that's a stalker.
That's a kind of thing. Yeah. And then I started agreeing when
men say that women are crazy,I was like, I see it can

(01:02:21):
be crazy. Yeah, and yeah, she went psycho and like and started
like stalking me, and I hadto block her and cut her off.
Here's the thing, Nica, Nicasaying all that, like you don't want
to be in a relationship with thisperson. However, she probably would have
been pretty wild in the sack,you know. Yeah, crazy Nica.

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Thank you for the call. Appreciateyou listening to the Woody Show. Let's
go to another anonymous call for Gregand the lesbian story. Good morning Anonymous.
Hi, all right, so,uh, what tell us about your
most lesbian experience? So? I'vehad many, but I figured I would
call you with my best one,another prosperate story. So we decided to

(01:03:12):
go out and have some drinks,and fast forward. After drinks, we
decided to go get piercings. Whatkind of piercings? Yeah? I got
my nose, she got maybe anip, okay, and a nip all
right? All right, you're drunkand now you're peers. Get yours together.
Yeah, drunk, and then piersgot it all right. Yeah.

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So then we go out to eatand then we decide let's go the strip
club. Okay, so wait,great idea. We go to the strip
club. Fast forward, we comeback to my house. We get in.
You guess it the hot to laughthe man that is its thing,

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always the hot. Yeah. Wow, it's a lesbian maker. Right now.
This is like an obvious question.But you wore nothing in the hot
tub, right? Absolutely not?Okay, yeah, okay, And now
did you know, you know,thanks start getting spicy in the hot tub?

(01:04:18):
Ye? Right? And then wecome to my bed. And then
so when you were out for drinksand then the piercings, was it building
in your head like an avalanche ofI know where this is going? Of
course? Wow? And you bothhad that feeling or was it kind of

(01:04:39):
you suggesting it she was more ofthe initiated really okay, makes it easier,
and then you just went along withit. That was a good night.
I mean, that's a lot ofactivity that culminated time of the entire
experience from you know, making outall the way through you know, your

(01:05:00):
full on relations there. Like foryou as an otherwise straight woman, what
was the what was the best part? Was it the anticipation or was it
the acts themselves? The great question? I would say the acts themselves?
And then is there any emotions thereor was it just purely like there's lust?
Yeahs a nice Yeah, that's agood call. Hot piercings, that's

(01:05:32):
a first together. Great. Here'sa text that says I got dared to
kiss my best friend while we wereout with some other friends. We were
at an amusement park. We wenton the log ride, made out some
more so we left our friends togo to the car and we finished what

(01:05:53):
we started. Yeah, I thinkone of the reasons it's there, dare
but like they liked it so much. Rules. Yeah, you have ever
been at Costco where like, I'mnot really sure I'm gonna like that,
but it's a free sample someone trying, and he tried. Next thing,
you know, not only is thissomething you've never had before, and you're
not just buying the regular consumer sizedpackage of this, now you're buying the

(01:06:15):
Jagunda cost code size package of somethingyou've never tried. You went all in
and your back sounds like, yeah, well there's Greg Glory's lesbian story.
Tis great, really good? Allright, more Wooded shows. Next,
hang on the Woody Show. Wewill be right there doing this the Woody
Show. Following up on some lesbianstories for Greg. Somebody says, uh,

(01:06:40):
I wish you could call him,but I'm an work. A few
years back, I took my sister'sbest friend and her friend to a house
party. We got completely drunk andsomehow found our way to the garage,
my sister's friends started making out andbeing the kissing slut that I am,
I had to join in. Atsome point we all made it to the
floor, close off and we justwent at it. Yeah. God,

(01:07:02):
the best friend was on top,and then I was, and then all
three of us were just in girlheaven. Whatever you can imagine in the
lesbian threesome took place right there onthe garage floor. That's from Wow,
that's from Vanessa. Thank you nice, Thank you Vanessa. The kissing slops
we know, we know rabies hada lesbian experience, yeah, or dozens

(01:07:27):
making above the belt lesbian stuff.She said that before Sammy and lesbian experience,
I mean making out, but itwasn't like it's not like I'm never
going below the bell, that's itjust making out. Yeah, like I'm
heading No, we're not even likeyou know, it was the like for
attention stuff like, oh, I'mreally enjoyed making it. It was like
stupid, Yeah you love Morgan.Any lesbian experiences. I have kissed a

(01:07:51):
girl only once? What yeah,yeah, only ones. I was not
like and you're like club rat days, Yeah, like you would have had
you know, the hot experience.Ecstasy would be involved, you know what
I mean, Like you seem likea girl woul get high on X and
trust me. Yeah, I meanI'm surprised that that has not happened to
me either. No, it was. It was only a few years ago.

(01:08:12):
I think I talked about it maybelast year on the show, and
I was so proud because twenty twentythree, I kissed a girl, you
know, like, finally off thebucket list. Finally it's actually hard to
do. I reached out to her. This is not going to sound as
hot as the stories that we justheard, No hot tubs, nothing,
But I reached out to the girlthat I kissed, and I was like,
do you remember kissing me? Slash? Do you want to describe it?

(01:08:35):
So this is her? Yeah,this is my friend Grace. Oh
okay, but you had the lesbianexperience with Okay, I want to hand
you my phone. I want torate her for me. Sin stepped down
on dates with the guys, andyou've rated them all right, let's hold
on, but let's let's uh,let's have Greg rate her first. Okay.
Oh yeah, yeah, this isthe one that she made out with

(01:08:56):
Caroline. I mean lesbian experience.Oh my god, she's very pretty.
Yeah, she's got, let mesay, like a perfect body. Oh
wow, okay, this is lipstickaction, her perfect teeth, she's like
a nine. Nice. Maybe Ishould switch to girls. Maybe. Yeah,
that's a good looking girl. Yeah, thank you so much. Shout
out to Grace. Grace. Allright, so here is Grace about her

(01:09:21):
experience kissing Morgan. My name isGrace. A couple of years ago,
this girl named Morgan. She cameover to my house. She was dating
the guy I was dating. Also, wait, oh okay, she was
dating the guy that I was dating. Oh is that what it said?
Yeah, she was dating the guythat I was dating. Morgan, she
came over to my house. Shewas dating the guy I was dating.

(01:09:44):
Friend. I don't know why friendsfriend. I was dating a guy,
she's dating a guy. Then bothdating the same guy. Let's make out,
right, He said the story wasn'tgood. Yeah. I also,
I'm pretty sure it was Easter Sunday. And I'm also pretty sure that we
were super drunk. And at onepoint Morgan said, I've never kissed a
girl that literally shook me. Itlike shook me to my core. I

(01:10:08):
don't know, I just have kissedall my friends growing up, Like I
can remember kissing my girlfriend when Iwas like five, Like maybe I have,
you know, maybe I like ita little more than I'm saying.
But I could not believe that Morganhadn't kissed a girl. So I just
walked right up to her and kissedher, and she was shocked. Was
just like, you've never kissed agirl. I'm gonna be your first girl
kiss Like, why wouldn't I Whywouldn't I do that? Especially when you

(01:10:30):
were just so like I wanted,I wanted. I kissed him. I
kissed Jim nice, so very tame. But grace, see you again,
yeah, coming back in? Yeah, all right. So just overall like
an arcing theme here, do womenjust love kissing? I really enjoyed it.
It wasn't an attention thing for me. I really liked kissing her,
and I do enjoy kissing. ButI like kissing when there's something after.

(01:10:55):
It's never just like lead to something. Yeah, break out and stop and
go home. Right she left youwith blue Boss. This is the Woodie
Show, and we are into anothernew hour in sensitivity training for a politically

(01:11:17):
correct world. It is Tuesday morning. It's June the fourth, twenty twenty
four. Thank you for being heregiving us some of your valuable time this
morning. I'm whatding. That's Ravy, Greg Gory, great Gory, menace,
hockey bass. We got Sammy phonesare open eight seven seven forty four

(01:11:39):
Wooding. That's eight seven seven fortyfour Wooding. Some of that text over
to two to nine eight seven.Well this would ever be menace. But
of the thirty five National Spelling beatchampions since nineteen ninety nine fun fact,
you know I love fun facts,twenty nine have been of Indian descent.
Oh they almost exclude airs. Everyfinalist seas Yeah, including the latest winner,

(01:12:02):
twelve year old seventh grader from tampFlorida. Oh really from yeah brew
Hot Soma. So that was thewinner of the script spelling be I thought
you were going to give us likewhere are they now? Because I honestly
I was looking up just recently.You know how you would see those kids

(01:12:23):
on talk shows where they're like supergeniuses, and I go, where are
they now? And where did theygo? And they don't really do anything.
Yeah, they kind of just likememorize a bunch of stuff when they're
a kid and then they're like smarterthan all the other kids, and then
they just kind of become normal people. All right, Menese. I went

(01:12:43):
back looked at the twenty ten winner, Indian girl named n America. She
went to medical school, currently workingat John Hopkins House, Okays doing much.
Yeah, they all turned out tobe doctors, engineer, scientists there
because they're all from good homes.Loser on that menasco tour the Netflix offices,
So yeah, what do your ear? Dumbs were closed? Those were

(01:13:05):
the people I was talking about.Well, I'm going back to the original
question on account of them following theconversation because I go, yeah, where
do they go? Well that wasjust one example. So let's go back
to school two thousand and I'm surethe twenty eleven winner but went I to
do something? Yeah, uh seehere's the I went. I searched the
twenty eleven that is an Indian girlalso sou kan Yeah, uh huh.

(01:13:26):
She went to University of Michigan schoolbusiness closer who doesn't go Yeah, yeah,
I probably working at the pottery barn. You know what I mean?
Numb I'm not numb nut. NumbNut is a felt or sheepskin pad placed

(01:13:51):
between a horse's back and the saddleto prevent chafing. Can I get called
a saddle pad? Yeah? Numbyou say it? Yeah? Numb na.
Oh, numb na. I thoughtyou said numbna. Do you think
he was killing time on that one? No, the one that was killing
time? That word? Wait?What what did you say? Hold on?

(01:14:15):
This is the one? This wasthe king of killing time? The
word haron? What's the word again, haron? Hair wink, hair run,
hair run, hairline, hair run, hurling, hair run. Peace
be the word. There should belike a trap door that opens up underneath.

(01:14:36):
It just takes right down to theto the crocodiles. Not only no,
I won't repeat it, but yeah, hairline, you're like, you're
not even trying. Hair run,hairring, hair run, harring, hair
run, haring, hair run,hair one, haroun hair Maybe peace be

(01:15:00):
the word? Please, hair runplease Like she's not saying it a billion
times. Kid's parents are sitting inthe audience going, oh my god,
dumb son, may please give methe definition. A waiting bird that has
a long neck and legs, along tapering bill with a sharp point and
sharp cutting edges. Heron H EE R o n heron two thousand and

(01:15:29):
nine Winner menas also Indian girl Cavyashe wang Shan Car is now doctor Kavea
Car. She's no bg y inthe two out of thirty people are successful.
Yeah, that's it. That's it, Mannie. What is today's word

(01:15:55):
of the day? Idio secrecies inhis sends his idio syncresies are our multitudes?
What us multin the Woody Show,Alight, welcome back. Yeah,

(01:16:16):
so here we go, ladies andgentlemen, boys and girls. Everybody really
liked it when when Greg took thewheel on this one last time. So
as we moved through the morning intoour next little segment here wood you show
weakest link with all right, Soyeah, Greg did a bang up job

(01:16:41):
last time. Thank you. Igot a lot of questions from the actual
show, right, so if youhave an issue, you call the show.
Yeah, and I also got himfrom elsewhere. But okay, again,
I think they might be a littletoo, but that's just like last
time. Just like the television versionof this works. So Greg will be

(01:17:02):
the host, He'll ask some questions. We'll go around the room and we
had to try to answer. Dowe determine that to change with Greg hosting
now because we kind of lowered it, you know, for minutes, because
I don't long enough to get throughthe No, it's still eighty eight correct
answers, and you get breakfast.This is great with Greg hosting too,
because he was such a bad player. Yeah, it would always hurt.
It would always hurt our chances ofgetting breakfast, right, right, numbers

(01:17:32):
know, pop culture stuff, right, star wars stuff to coach? Right?
All right, Well, here wego to the weakest link. Weakest
link, who would like a questions? I don't know. Let's start with
Sea Bass and she's such a smartypants yea, all right, all right,
here we go what to show weakestthink. We got to get eight
right here we round number one,right, round number one. Sea Bass.

(01:17:55):
Actress Carrie Fisher and singer Edie Brickellhave both been married to what musician
lionel Richie. That would be PaulSimon, Idiot Sammy? On which Hawaiian
island would you find diamond head oWahu menace? In the movie Top Gun,
what song do maverickan Goose sing atthe Officers Club? I Will survive,
bra You have lost that loving feelingRaby Machu Piachu is located in which

(01:18:17):
country? Correct? Woodie in nineteeneighty eight. Who wrote the book A
Brief History of Time? Oh,Marty mcclott, Stephen hawkings America, seve
bass Sound pressure levels are measured inwhat decibels? Correct, Sammy? How
old is Kevin McAllister in the movieHome Alone? Seven eight? Menace?

(01:18:39):
In what part of the body wouldyou find Cowper's fluid? Your neck bound?
The penis? Braby? What isCanada's one dollar coin commonly referred to
as a pound like mat looney?What what salad ingredient comes in varieties like
beef steak and roma tomatoes? Correct? Dude, that was weak? Well
we got three? Yeah, Mammywas terrible. Menace was terrible. Yeah,

(01:19:02):
I got one? Sea Best gotone? Who got the other?
One did? And Ravy she missedlooning? Alright, sorry, all right,
all right, So let's go aroundand vote seed best. Who gets
your vote? Yeah? Even thoughyeah Sammy because she's she's dumb, but
she's not funny like menace. SamWow, Gee, that's not nice.

(01:19:30):
It's like sad. So one votefor Sammy, Sammy? Who gets your
vote? Menace? Menace? Menace? Who gets your vote? Sammy,
Sammy, Greg Gory. I don'tknow that's right, Sammy. All right?
The Weakest Link? Yeah, somebodysaid they're literally appearing on the Weakest
Link next week. It's like,wow, that's cool. Say hey,

(01:19:54):
Jane Lynch, you know the woodhe showed your friends? Yeah? Yeah,
oh yeah. Producers. The producersare listening. They're like, what's
the reason they brought the show back? On account of this show? All
round? Number two? What doyou show? Weakest Link? Menace?
Victor? The Viking is the NFLmascot from what state? Minnesota? Correct?
Ravy? What plush carpet style sharesits name with one of Austin Power's

(01:20:15):
favorite Verbsheck? Correct Woody, thedirector of Blue Velvet and the host of
TV's The Weakest Link share what lastname? Uh? Hosier? That would
be link seas. What metal isalso known as quicksilver? Yeah, gallium,
mercury? Menace? What shapes areused in a ven diagram? Octagon

(01:20:39):
circles? Ravy? What type ofsnake is a sidewinder rat? Correct Woody?
On The Simpsons, which character triesto kill Bart Simpson on numerous occasions?
Norman Sideshow by Sea Bass. Whatdoes P s at the end of
a letter stand for post descript?Correct? Menace? What US city is
nicknamed the Big Peach, the Bigp Atlanta? Correct? Ravey. If

(01:21:00):
you're serving a dish Florentine style,what vegetable will you see on the plane?
Correct? What he by volume?What liquor is most used if you're
making sex on the beach? Vodka? Correct? All right? One?
Two, three? So close?That's the thing. Serious, We missed
seven unless unless it comes to meinstantly, I try to move on.
I'm like Raby, who will sitthere and go like, oh, I

(01:21:21):
know, take me down? Three? Right? Did great? That round?
No you did, I'm saying,but like you know, that's part
of the strategy, like move onside show Bob, And you missed an
answer? I gave five second prize, I know, I know. But
to miss Mercury guys that do askyou that one? I'm ready to go
at any time. Well what hewas the weakest player by number and by

(01:21:43):
just overall stupidity, And then heattacked Raby for nod I know. All
right, So I get a votefrom Sea Bass? All right, miss
and you yeah, I guess,uh yes, Rip Damn. I'm so
happy to be out there one away. I don't know if I can do
better than last It got too Threeis probably peak? Yeah, what do

(01:22:05):
you show? Weakest link? Roundnumber three? Here we go, starting
with Raby in the movie Meet theFokkers. What was the occupation of the
character played by Barbara Streisand? Oh, she was a therapist? What kind
you know? Psychologists? Sex therapist? Sea Bass, who played the role

(01:22:26):
of Kevin Arnold in The Wonder Years, The you Guy? Jewish Jewish Man?
Fred Savage Jewish menace? What isthe most common scrabble letter? Correct?
Ray Adrian Curry was the first winnerof What Reality Shows Survivor America's Next

(01:22:47):
Top Model? Sea Bass on theTV show Friends in What Las Vegas Casino?
Did Joey have a temporary job?Oh? Jesus Cosmo Caesar's Menace?
Everybody? Little Queen Sprout is thesidekick of what TV commercial mascot Jolly Green
Giant correct menace Ravy. Ralph Naderran for president in what political party?

(01:23:08):
The Green Party? Correct? Ithought for fun, let's give it give
it to me. Well, Idon't want to run out of questions.
I am down to my last page. That's the last round, isn't it?
We have one more round? Okay, okay, well one more round
is so fun to menace, isn'tit weird? I had a round like
that what a few weeks ago whereit's like I don't know what was going

(01:23:29):
on. You just got the rightquestions. Yeah, do good for you?
Can I get breakfast? At least? It's a weird feeling, right,
yeah? All right? So whouh? Who did that round?
Obscure? Friends? Question? Thatwas obvious? So yeah, all right,
so Seabas you get your vote.I will vote you know what I'm

(01:23:51):
gonna do and vote for myself.I vote Seabats out and you can't stop
me. Yes, you can.You can't vote for yourself. Well why
was that? Because you guys justsaid every time the numbers, who got
more, who got less? Thatround? I was I did not do
too hot. So I'm voting forseaba A Sea Bass all right, Sea
Seas three? Yeah? Good?Thank you? Oh the weeks week?
Good? So are we starting thistime with Bravy or mena menace? All

(01:24:15):
right? Fine? Round, nowagging, let's just GoF g what is
show weekest? Laying medas back inthe nineteen forties. What brand of motor
scooters started being manufactured in Italy?U? Harley Davison vest spot ravey traditionally.
What do skydivers wear when they dotheir one hundredth jump? Condoms?

(01:24:38):
Condoms? Nothing? They do itnaked? Menace? Why did people flock
to Sutters Mill, California from eighteenforty eight to the mid eighteen fifties gold?
Correct ravy? What what Harry Pottersnack comes in flavors like earwax,
booger and vomit? The birdie budsbeeds? Correct? Menace? Who fell
in love with his own reflection andthen turned into a flower? Uh?

(01:24:59):
French? Charming narcissis? In thenineteen ninety sitcom Raby Rock, what was
Rock's profession? Garbage? Correct menace? What city is home to the world's
tallest skyscraper Dubai? Correct Raby?What is the name of the currency using
the game Fortnite Bucks v? Bucks? Menace? In twenty twenty three,
Brendan Fraser won the Oscar for BestPicture and what movie uh not the Mummy

(01:25:23):
Whale Whale? Yeah? And Imessed up the wording of that. He
won the Actor Best Actors you guyscould have one, but you did not.
They could have won every round,meaning that they got enough questions.
Yeah, I knew it was Bucks. I didn't know it was the Bucks.
There you go. There's another disappointinground of what do you show?
Breakfast? Excellent job? Yeah,breakfast eludes us again? More what he

(01:25:48):
shows next? Hang on Woody Show? Is Woody Show? I love it?
It's great, dude. Rough nightlast week for this Mets relief pitcher

(01:26:10):
George Lopez. First he was thrownout of the game for yelling at the
third base umpire, and then onthe way out he was so mad that
he threw his glove into the stands. And the next the team announced that
they're going to drop. Oh no, and no, that's a bad day
at the office. You know thatsucks. He just wanted to give his

(01:26:31):
bit to somebody. Yeah, beinga nice guy. Hey, we were
saying, how you know. Outof the last what thirty five National Spelling
Beau champions since nineteen ninety nine,twenty nine have been of Indian descent,
including the latest winner. Shows youthat Tampa, Florida culture is The temperature

(01:26:53):
in India's capitol hit an all timehigh last week of one hundred and twenty
six degrees. When that happened,it was May one hundred to now,
Greg, you like to have ithot, Yeah, but not like that.

(01:27:14):
That's one and twenty six degrees orderline. That'll keep the inside studying your
spelling, Yes, it will.That sounds borderline unsurvival. I don't know
how how is that as a civilization? Did you develop? Oh my god,
you hear that? Who was it? Musty? Robin Quivers walked off
a plane in India right right felthe was just like back into the airport.
Robin Quivers from the Howard Stern Show. Did she really and when she

(01:27:36):
left the story, Yeah, shewanted to vacation there, walked out kind
of she s like she flew allthe way to India. Yeah, it
was up during the ePRO love thingwhere you go over to India and probably
got off the plane, went rightback on the planet of the airport and
then went way around, went backto your airport, booked a flight right
back home. No, maybe rightback to Europe. Maybe I was gonna

(01:27:57):
say, like, you know,maybe somewhere just yeah, just find a
different place somewhere in the somewhere inthe regionally in Japan, right menace?
I mean South region, But no, I know, but I mean it's
better than going back to New Yorkis pretty close, right man. Yes,
yeah, you can go there,go to London. Speaking of nice,
cool places, but I do.I do follow a lot of stuff
online India related stuff in like thetech on how cheap you can get tech

(01:28:21):
for and they do like these techreviews. It's it's pretty cool. And
I mean the areas that they're inare like really nice. You could easily
travel by train, just get ontop of it or on the side of
it, on to the front ofit, poop off the side of it.
You know what I mean. Ifyou have to go, is India
on your snack dubaias on your misslist? Menace? It is not.

(01:28:44):
No, I know plenty of peoplehave gone. They're like, that's a
one and done. I have threeplaces on my list though it's uh,
Singapore, Dubai and South Korea checkingmy list, I don't have any of
those on my list. That's soweird interesting not on my list? What
Morewoody shows next? Hang on?Oh no, I think I'm about to
have my period. It's the WoodyShow all right, welcome back everybody.

(01:29:08):
Holy it is Tuesday morning and weare the Woody Show. Yeah that you
already knew if you listen at thesame time every day, you know,
this is about the time that Rabytells us what's happening in the world of
nerds. I love the latest inthe Nerd and Out Report, plus the
birthdays, holidays, Porno Birthday,all here in just a few moments.
But due that, I got alot to share with you guys. O

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good, A couple of things.I know Ravey would be excited if she
hadn't already heard about it, butI'm pretty sure she Did's Pluto TV,
Oh of course I know. Then, Okay, all right, Pluto TV
is launching a Mister Rogers neighborhood channel. Awesome, what some of the time
this morning? What do you mean? What a gon do? Yeah?
Just run it. It's a hugesuccess, nothing but reruns, yeah of

(01:29:50):
mister Rogers. Yeah, it's gonnabe a twenty four to seven stream of
episodes, and it's free and there'sa lot of episodes. Mister Rogers aired
from nineteen six eight, yeah,all the way to two thousand and one,
so it did. Yeah, nineand twelve episodes, including specials.

(01:30:11):
So you got all that coming toPluto TV, the channel dedicated to the
love Boat. Mister love Boat,they have like Johnny Carson, doctor who
remember Price is Right? Remember rescuedn I on one, Oh my God,
Rescue nine one one. I loveit. Steve Miller thanked Eminem for

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sampling him in his new single Houdini. Have you guys heard the new Eminem
yet? I I kind of likeit. It's like without me, Yeah,
just like another another new it's's versionof it. Yeah, there's no
groundbreaking Eminem anything here. He's wearinglike the Robin outfit in the video and
it's a you know, it's avery Eminem that way. But he sampled

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Steve Miller abercadabra. But Steve Millersaid, Marshall Mathers, you are an
exception and on my short list ofpeople who respect the art. To be
included in your process feels good.While I'm still singing and playing the music
that I love. I'm honored.Here's a little here's a little sample of
education. You didn't hear it,and it's kind of cut this kind of

(01:31:35):
cut together. You know. I'mif I was the take lead. It
wouldn't be breaking feet if the making. I don't hate it. I don't
hate it kind of, but Imean it's like it's it's just kind of
what he does kind of seems likea joke a little bit. But here's

(01:31:56):
the thing. It's kind of likea like a fun, silly Eminem,
which is nice because he's done alot of like really hardcore kind of anger
stuff. You know, maybe he'shappy because now he's got a son in
law. You know anything that Eminemand Sammy actually have a lot of similarities.
Oh yeah, in what way theystopped the beards, They stopped with
references in the mid two thousands,like retaining any new stuff because like when

(01:32:20):
he was coming out with new stuff, he was still talking about Monica Lewinsky,
Like, Dudeah, stuff has happenedsince then. Oh I have something
else here, Sammy, you mightbe interested in this. Okay, Uh,
this is pretty cool. Landismore Setand Joan Jet they released a mashup
called Hate Myself for Loving You oughtto Know to an official mashup? Yeah

(01:32:45):
no way. Yeah, they're Theirco headlining tour kicks off next Week's cool
and uh yeah, here's a littlesample of that. Hold on, since
it starts, I'll fast forward intoit here in a second. But hell
yeah, what thanks which announcing for? Shearded? It's a friendly talking sakers.

(01:33:39):
Okay, just a smash ups right. I like the way they blended
the chorus from each song here.Check it out you So, I thought

(01:34:15):
that was pretty clever. Rules.I thought that was pretty neat, really
good. Yeah, you can findit. Uh, yes, you can
find it on YouTube if you wantto hear the whole damn thing. He
show presents nerd Nute with Raby thenerd World. Yes, what is what
is happening today? Well, ifyou're wondering why Bort and I are walking

(01:34:38):
around here with huge boners today,two reasons for bored. But I won't
mow what his birthday long? Andthe way he mowed my mister Rogers lawn.
Oh, but I know that wouldbe the nerd news. It's mister
Rogers. Come on. But theother reason Bored is carrying a huge boner
is because the first two episodes ofthe Acolytes are being released on Disney Plus

(01:35:00):
tonight. Get all we weed upabout that nine pm Eastern, six pm
Pacific. As you recall Greg Ialready dubb this Boner June at the beginning
stages of Boner Boner June, Abunch of shows that I love are coming
back this month. We've got TheAcolytes, the original show that I've got

(01:35:23):
a boner for, but the restof this month includes The Boys season four,
House of the Dragon season two,and The Bear season three, week
after week after week. Boner JuneNow, The Acolyte brings in a new
creator to the Star Wars family,Leslie Hedlund, who worked with Natasha Leone
to create Russian Doll, which isan excellent show on Netflix. I loved

(01:35:44):
it. Cast of The Acolyte includesLee Jung Jay who was the lead in
Squid Game, Manny Jacinto from TheGood Place, Daphne Keen from Logan and
His Dark Materials, Carrie an Mossfrom The Matrix, and Amandla Stenberg who's
all grown. She's playing a DarkForce user here, but she's best known
as sweet Little Roue from The HungerGames and now she's a Dark Force wielding

(01:36:05):
bad ass. Nice tonight on DisneyPlus, we got the first trailer four
Venom The Last Dance All Right,which is coming out in October. Yeah,
I enjoyed Venom. My son lovesVenom. Comments on the Marvel YouTube
page very complimentary, a lot ofexcitement. The end of the trailer,
Venom goes into a horse and solike this Venom horse is running around and

(01:36:30):
people were very excited about that.I'm personally more into watching Venom bite the
heads off of bad guys. There'sanother symbiote in this trailer, Greg,
that would be Toxin. Okay,what does he do? Being all symbiotes
and probably gonna go after Venom insome capacity. Juno Temple joins the cast
along with Tom Hardy. Here's whatI'm confused about, Greg. You got

(01:36:54):
she went till Ojafour playing this militarydude, but is already in the MCU
is Baron Mordo as you know.So is this or in disguise or what's
going on the conflict? Number one? It's my number one question. Yeah,
how are they gonna do that?Or is this a whole new character?
Probably it has to be. Imean, look, can't work other

(01:37:15):
one. I can't even walk outsidewithout people talking. I know it,
I know it. I guess we'llfind out. It's October twenty fifth,
I'm raving for more nerd stuff.Check out the nerd Nod podcast at The
Woody Show dot com. Nerd canthank you very much, Ramos oh Nerdue.
Hell yeah, it's time for yourbirthdays, your porn on Birthday show.
It's Shimay. We're gonna it's Shimoday. We're gonna sit with It's Shimoday.

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And you know we don't do whatand I keep forgetting about the holidays.
Oh true. It's a National CheeseDay, shopping card day. We
already mentioned that what we're doing cardn arcs on the show today. It's
a National Hug your Cat Day,ram I will yeah. It's also a
National Old Maids Day, so oldmaids and then the National Christian T Shirt

(01:38:04):
Day, a super cool yay me. All right, you're celebrity birthday starting
with Angelina Jolie, she is fortynine years old. You got TJ.
Miller he's forty three. Horatio Sanshe's fifty five, formerly of SNL.
You got Russell Brand who is fortynine. Noah Wiley from e Er.

(01:38:26):
He's been a bunch of stuff.Noel while he's fifty three years old.
Today THEO THEO Rossi who was Jewson Sons of Anarchy. I love his
character. He is forty nine.Today you've got Scott Wolf from Party of
five. Remember that show. Hewas Bailey on Party of Five and then
he's on the CW that Nancy Drewseries. Oh you got another job?
Yeah, it was like Nancy's dad. If you watch that show, he's

(01:38:48):
fifty six. I'll be sure lovedalb shore back in today. He had
that show that is that song Nightand Day okay, and the el DeBarge
Rhythm of the Night. Come On. R is fifty six, Eldebarge is
sixty three. And today is doctorRuth's birthday. Oh god, doctor Rupert,
doctor Ruth, the elder stateswoman ofGet It On Yet, slam Master,

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General, mistress or sam By whateveryou want to You're not mistress,
but that's the word I'm looking for. General. Yeah, Dame doctor Ruthe.
Yeah, she's ninety six years oldtoday, whoa yeah, your porn
old birthday? Today is Missy Loveand today's birthday. Girl. She's nastier
than a porta potty at a musicfestival. She's been in one hundred and

(01:39:33):
fifty fine films, including Get Up, Grandpa, Volume two. She was
in Desperate Housewife's Foot Job My firstever, Yeah, my first ever Ainal
volume one. Also Spicy Lesbian Sleepover, Yeah, which that'll go good for
the lesbians. Fun facts today,Greg, Hell yeah, she was in

(01:39:54):
Hungry and Horny. Also, whocan forget her unforgettable role in Naughty Blonde
Masturbating in the Pool. Oh it'sgood, yea, I wonder what that's
about. That's Missy Love, whois twenty five years old today. That's
your porn of birthday, your celebritybirthdays, and that, ladies and gentlemen,
is a Tuesday morning look at what'shappening in the world of nerds with

(01:40:15):
your nerd Out Report. You knowwho else has a birthday table? I
said, I wasn't gonna mow yourbirthdays. No, it's Bort's birthday today,
the barn Master general birthday. Yeah. So yeah, what are you
kind of like a theme you havelike a Star Wars plates and napkins.
Oh yeah, yeah, totally morelike the Hey I'm turning thirty seven,

(01:40:40):
what do I do today? Yeah? Action figures? Yeah, that always
makes me happy. Yeah, theywe'll go get Brito Action figures. We'll
see. Yeah. It goes,Now that's your birthday. Make Shorty tomorrow
completely hungover. We'll find out.Oh sweet, we're gonna pod it like
it's your birthday. Yeah, allright, Well we're gonna take a quick
break. We got some more whatyou show for you next, hang up.
All your weldest dreams will come trueafter this is not all? That's

(01:41:03):
up a few whatever, it's theWoody Show. Buila wouldn't approve The Woody
Show. All right, Well that'sit for Tuesday. Tuesday check jew Tuesday
Podcast. Let's go to the woodieshowdot com. National Shopping cart Day today,
So we did a round of cartarks for you. Ye Vinny Carterini

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in the mix. Also, thestory has been taken the cart world by
storm. Yeah yeah, so cartonarks today on the show. Also the
Tuesday Takeover, Lesbian Fun Facts withMorgan and Greg Gory's lesbian stories, trending
news headlines, RABIESNRD Now, pornof Birthdays, and more, all on
the Tuesday podcast. Just hit upthe woodyshow dot com. Well, now

(01:41:47):
that we're officially into June, itis Pride month and Wednesday on The Woody
Show. We do this every year. Seabask goes to one of the Pride
celebrations and he talks to some ofthe people there and we play around the
top versatile or ravenous bottom. Yes, love that game. I'm a rabbit.

(01:42:09):
Probably autumn, so we've got that. I'll plus a brand new Redneck
news that and more Wednesday on theWoody Show. Anything in the meantime you
can leave on the after hours voicemail. That number is eight seven seven forty
four eight seven seven forty four.What he or find us on social media
at the Woody Show, Raby,Man, Sea, bas Sam anything you
like to add No, Greg Goryparting words of wisdom please Yeah these are

(01:42:30):
not from me. Ravey insisted thatI read these. Okay, if at
first you don't succeed, try doingit the way your husband told you to
in the first place. Right now, Braby had a husband, you wouldn't
have to tell her twice. Yeah, right, you know. Thank you
for the yeah suggestion. You're welcome, Greg, You've got the right attitude

(01:42:51):
going in that ravem I hear it. Really some solid advice. Thanks Ray,
I thank you very much, GregGore doing Thank you so much for
giving the WI Show some of yourvaluable time this morning. You know we
love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can suck
it. We'll catch you back hereon Wednesday. Have a great day,
SMDBLEM. I quit this bitch.