The Woody Show June 5th 2023 Podcast

Things that people "Flex About" but shouldn't, Redneck News, News Headlines & More!

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Class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. It is Monday.
It's another new week. You guys. It is June fifth, twenty
twenty three. Hello and welcome.It's The Woody Show. Yeah, I
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SeaBASS is here somewhere today. We'vegot Sammy. I don't know where
he is. He's always yeah.Well, I mean he was coughing like
crazy on Friday. Yeah, getback in here, Sammy. Good morning,
got bored. We got Caroline theWoody Show production department. Morgan is

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here, and I know for afact that Vaughan, our video producer,
is here. Yes, we gotthe phones upen for you to be a
part of the show. Eight sevenseven forty four, Woody. That's eight
seven seven forty four Woody. Youcan hit us up with a tech send
that over to two two nine eightseven. We'll get into the Woody Show
mail call here after hours, voicemailsand whatnot that that you've been leaving for
us. Also on the show today, our weekend homework topic, what are

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some things that people flex about butshouldn't right? Again, no wrong answers
here. This was one of thoseyour opinion, um and wee people can
go back and forth on it andgreat to it's great, But what are
some things that you think people flexabout but shouldn't good? And we'll be
taking your phone calls and your texton that, plus giving you some of
the feedback that we got on theafter Howard's voicemail and over the weekend on

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our Facebook Facebook dot com slash TheWoody Show, we have the results from
the Redneck News Story of the Weekvote, we know who's moving on into
the playoff round, some of thetrending news headlines, Raby's nerd out,
and more, all for you onthis Monday morning as we get this new
week started here on The Woody Show, how's everybody's sleep been lately? Uh?
Not good? A little bit better, a little bit better in the

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beginning as you know, Yeah,but I thought Raby weren't you You were
starting a nap, right, Yeah, it didn't didn't take real help,
like the longer naps, no beginningof the horrible for me. Yeah,
but I've gone a lot better.See, Menace is one of you.
Hear those things all the time aboutyou know, turn off all the screens

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and stuff, like an hour hourand a half before you go to bed.
Yeah. Now it's not just thescreens, but like Menace is constantly
on the move. I don't knowif he can sit still. Yeah.
So he's constantly going from place toplace in this place to this place like
so, no wonder he's he's justalways amped up. So, no wonder
I can't he can't sleep. Mysleep needs to be pretty bad. I've
finally gotten into like a um likea balance with it during the week.

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On the weekends, I can sleep, no problem. Yeah. Jealous of
that. Yeah, but uh ohyeah. A couple of weekends ago I
slept thirteen hours. Oh my god, that's why I wasn't feeling well.
I'm up at five really? Ohno, well heck yeah. On on
Saturday and Sunday mornings, I don'tallow myself out of bed until ten am.

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If you're wide awake and it's eight. You just lie there. I
can roll back over and go tosleep. I go, nope, stand
because I can, and I makemyself I try. Yeah. So no
matter how early or how late Iwent to bed the night before, I'm
not getting out of bed on aSaturday or Sunday morning unless we have something
going on. You got to leavethe house. But I'm not getting out
of bed until ten am. See. I think if I wake up and
if it's going to be a halfhour of being wide awake, it's the

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point of no return. Yeah,I'll just get up. I'll get up.
I just lie there. No onewill be awake in my household,
even the dogs, and I'll justlike go get coffee. Total. Now
see the times that I am up, like not when we normally get up
for this show, like this morning, but like on a you know,
like a day off, and I'vebeen up and out early like I do.
Like there's something about that morning sun, like the first sun of the

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morning, like that whyet Yeah,that kind of crispness you know, of
the air like I do. Ido like all that stuff stand in the
backyard and breathe it in, right, now people experience a bad night's sleep
and average of three point six fourtimes per week. Yeah. According to
a new sleep study, so you'renot alone. If you're sleeping like crap,
you're not alone, seems everybody.And it finds a twenty seven percent

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of people admit they sleep much betterwithout their partner in the bed with them.
That same percent have considered getting separatebeds to improve sleep. You should.
Yeah, sleep experts advised going tobed ninety minutes before or after your
partner. I do that to helpyou sleep better and to save your relationship.

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Yeah, I go to bed earlier. Yeah, yeah my partner.
Yeah, because you know, backin the fifties and sixties, it was
very common people had twin beds,sleeping in separate beds. Yeah. But
this, this whole article is abouthow that's been slowly making a steady comeback
over the last ten years. AndI get it. I get it.
My wife is absolutely against the idea. Yeah, I again believe just for

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emotional reasons. Say, can youbelieve she wants to be in a bed
with me? Why would you wantthat she wants? I mean you look
at her and you would get like, why you want to be in a
bed with her. I get it. My mom will kick my dad out
and he has to go to theguest room because he snores like a mother.
Eff. Yeah. Like, ifit's one of those things I'm not
feeling well or whatever, like Iam more than happy to go to the
guest room stay there. Like Idon't want to leave and go sleep on

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a couch somewhere, but like togo to the guest room. Fine,
I considered, I just don't wantto mess up. Yeah. Over fifty
percent of couples say they're open tothe idea if it helped them sleep better.
I would ask, what's the mostannoying things about sharing a bed with
somebody? In this order, stealingcovers, tossing and turning, waking them
up, the other person falling asleepwith the TV on, or in my

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case, like I'll put like apodcast or the Dave Ramsey Show or something
like that. And that's because otherwiseI'm my mind's going on other things.
I need to refocus my mind onsomething that's not work or things around the
house, and then I can fallasleep. Yeah, but if it's if
it's silent, it's harder for meto fall asleep. And my wife is

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the opposite. If there's any noisein the room at all, she cannot
sleep. She'll be up. Seeif I'm in the living room TV,
I'll fall asleep in two seconds.If the TV's on in the bedroom,
wide awake. Oh really yeah,wide awake. Maybe it's the couch.
Maybe it's the COUCHI I think Idon't even need sleepers on the couch.
I wouldn't even need a bedroom.All I would need is my cot.
Yeah yeah, so yeah, stealingcovers, tossing and turning, waking up,

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falling asleep with the TV on,snoring before one. I can even
sleep through someone snoring. Really,yeah, I have no problem. Really,
if I'm tired, I have noproblem falling asleep. That's why I
can sleep on planes. Um,I can go home. I can nap
and still fall asleep. At night, the TV could be blaring, dogs

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running all over the house. Yeah, all the lights on. I could
sleep in that situation. But snoringthat'll wake yeah. Yeah. And also
when they've got the lights on whileyou're trying to sleep. Sometimes my wife
is the queen. She'll be layingin bed and she has the torch on
the phone on. I called thetorch the light, the flashlight. And

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she's laying in bed and it's facing, you know, towards the foot of
the bed. I'm like, andfor whatever reason, like if I'm half
awake, you know how you cansense light even when your eyes are closed
or whatever. Of course I openup. Of course I see. I
turn the goddamn torch off. Whydid she have it? Not even out
of bed, you're in bed,Just just turn it on because she used
it to get into bed, andthen she just never turned it off because
not facing her, you know,right in the eyes. A few more

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random stats from the pole. Whenyour partner has gone on a trip,
do you still stay on your sideof the bed or do you sprawl out?
I stay on my side, stayon my too, Yeah, yeah,
so I'm used to it. Yeah. We'll be out of town for
like work trips or whatever and totallyalone in the hotel, I sleep on
myself. If you're standing at thefoot of the bed facing where the pillows

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go, which side do you sleepon? Mind's the right mine too?
Bit in a hotel, we wouldnever work as a couple because I know
we would fight. Is that theside that's closest to the door, and
my nose closest to the back sideof that. I thought the man is
supposed to be on the side that'sclosest to the door. Are you kidding,

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Well, we have doors on eitherside. No, I don't want
to do that. My door leadsto the will say, yeah, the
guy should be that way. Ifsomeone breaks in or something, you're the
first person. No, I don'tknow, because then I need to be
able to fight them off to savethe kids. Like, so I'll sacrifice
her. Okay, you throw thesteak to the bear to you know,
and then you keep running while yougo and save the rest of the camp.

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Okay, you know, kind ofthinking like yeah, I'll just like
toss her like right toward the intruderand then you have a plan. Yeah,
and then I'll go save the kids, all right, you know,
because they're young. They deserve tolive. Sure, sixty percent of people
said they sprawl out they don't stayon their side. Sixty four percent of
people say they almost always shower beforebed. Oh yeah, and over half
said they'd be grossed out if theirpartner didn't. I guess it makes sense,

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Like you have all the grind ofthe day. On day, I
do love a shower before bed,but I don't always do that sometimes in
the morning. Forty percent of adultsaid they still sleep with a stuffed animal
or a blankie like they did whena kid. I do sleep, Is
it like a kid's blanket quilt inmy crib when I was a baby?

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Oh my god, I like practicallyevery night of my life unless i'm I'm
is your mom still pumping that shesend you the breastfe Yet she never stopped.
Yeah, she never stopped. Likewhen when Sammy goes to visit her
parents, she like crawls up onher mom's nap and just starts feeding.
Mamm Oh yeah, yeah. Somethingtells me if you could, you would
know what blanket have to do withmy parents and her mom's breast and to

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suckle. Can you see? It'sthe attachment to childhood. It's attachment to
like, you know, never wantedto leave your parents' side, and you
know maybe that blankets is that blanket? What does that represented? No?
I think I just utch how I'mused to sleeping now. So even if
I don't have that specific blanket,I do hold whatever blanket is in the
bed with me while I sleep.Okay, yeah, do you pack it
with you when you go on atrip or something like that? I think

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I did through high school, collegeish. And then it just was like,
do I have room for this?Really? Are we still? Yeah?
Are you? I could see ittook him a lot of room.
Are you a pillow hugger? Yes? Like I leave on my side and
then I three pillows, yeah,and then I hug one. I have
one under my head and then oneon either side of me. I kind
of box myself in. Yeah,and that I mean that could be a

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replacement for a stuffed animal though,yeah, kind of or human all right.
And then finally, if you're havingtrouble sleeping, sleep experts say to
make sure that you're avoiding certain foodsbefore bed dairy, alcohol, spicy food,
sugary, salty snacks. So whatshould you snack on before bed?
If it's all that good stuff likethat? But should I guess? Now?

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They have some decent stuff on thislist. Wanted to be fruit,
peanut, butter, fruit, thereyou go, Greek yogurt, raby vegetables,
or my favorite dark chocolate. Okay, fruit, yeah, see that
I can do. But if I'mif I'm drinking, that'll be I'll sleep

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even worse than I normally. Isn'tthat weird? Yeah, you fall asleep
in two seconds and then you wakeup, then you're up twenty minutes later.
Is that because it converts the alcoholconverts to a sugar or something I've
never understood, and then the sugar, you know, get you kind of
wired. Worst sleep. It's thecrojan horse. Yeah, yeah, I
heard I heard something about that,and so don't quote me on that,

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but I've seen remember hearing something aboutI've noticed that with beer a lot,
that's the one that always wake upbecause there's a lot of carbs, and
the carbs convert the sugar, right, and then just grab your blankie and
put your thumb in your mouth andthen as Yeah, and then breastpeed exactly.
Does your mom still have like alike a monitor on you, like
while you sleep so she can watchyou from wherever she is? Well,

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yeah, I mean I don't whatif I die of sids? Yeah right
right, yeah, she said herthirties. Yeah, but what if it's
like sudden thirty something? Yeah,death death, yeah, whatever that would
be. I don't know. We'renot death syndrome Yeah, all right,
we're gonna take a quick break morewhat he shows next, Hang on roll.
This is welcome back, everybody dMonday morning. Rays can be NERD

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now the world of nerves coming uphere and just be moment. Also,
we'll get to the Woody show mailcall some of the after hours voicemail.
So you've been leaving eight seven sevenforty four Woody. Today's June fifth,
twenty three. Greg Today's hot airballoon Day. Oh, enjoy that.
I'll wave to you from the ground. Yeah. Greg used to go to

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this balloon and wine festival, right, and then people got to kind of
confuse thing and that Greg was allabout hot air balloons, all about the
wine, all about the wine.Never saw one photo of a hot air
balloon. There's never to be hotair balloon. Well, there's two things
about that. Then you never sawa photo. Number one abject fear.
I wouldn't have gone in them.And number two, the balloons went really

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early in the morning on a weekend, and I'm like, I'm not getting
up early on a weekend. Whydo they do that. I've noticed that
the hot air balloon thing is typicallylike an early morning morning where it's weather
yeah, weather, it can't betoo hot. Oh really, yeah,
they want it to be cool.Huh. Now they do some like tandem
ones, Greg that just don't gofloating away. They are like anchored to
the ground and they go up acertain height and then they come down.

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Yeah, maybe you're not. We'regonna go anywhere. It's quite a few
of them out there. Yeah.Today is an International Day for the for
the Fight against illegal, unreported andunregulated fishing. I didn't get cars.
Easy for you to ye, bigcrime. It's a well, it's a
very long title, fungwinded holiday.Too long. Today's thank you Day.

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It's a World Environment Day, allright. And then on the food tip,
today is National Gingerbread Day, whichseems like an odd time to have
gingerbread Day. I would think i'dbe close to the holidays. Yuck.
Today is National Veggie Burger Day.No, thank you. And today is
Sausage Roll Day. You had meat sausage Yeah, yeah, what do
you show a mail call? Eightseven seven forty four. That's eight seven

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seven forty four. Woody, here'sa dad who had banned something in his
house. You guys all my parentshave to do that every once in a
while, like I've banned glitter andslime in our house. Slime no longer
allowed in the house. Actually thehomemade kind. Yeah, yeah, man,
And luckily they're probably not even intoit. That's a nightmare. And
then Plato at one point got bannedbecause the best yeah, it is when

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it stays on the table, notwhen it goes into carpeted rooms and other
places where it just should not be. You're walking around the house with it,
little pieces fall on the ground andthen you step on them and grind
him into the nothing. Yeah,so this dad had to ban something at
his house. You show. Iwas wearing the cart ar shirt and it

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has a little wagon to it,a wheelie. And my daughter, who
has been watching Pepper Pig, she'spointing at the cart on the shirt that
says trully trolley. So no more, no more pepper Pig because the girls
calling the cart a trolley, it'sa cart pig. Yeah, that's funny.

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I mean pepper. My kids werein the Pepper Pig at one point,
and that as these kids shows go, it was one of the one
of the least offensive ones, likeyou could you could stomach a pepper Pig
episode. Some of this other stuffwas just so dumb. Did your daughter
pick up that British stuff from watchingit? Because they had this study where
like a third of kids were speakingslightly British. Yeah no, my kids

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never picking up the verbiage. Yeahno, they never picked up on that.
We're gonna get some bangos, daddy. Yeah, Hello pet pig,
Smammy pig. Yeah. I said, like, if you just kind of
want to zone out right, youweren't paying attention to it. But I
mean it was no paw patrol.You know what I'm saying. Marshall and
the gang. Yeah, they crushedafter hours. Voicemail eight seven seven forty

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four wood Here's what we got aboutglitter. Hello, friends of the Woody
Show. My name is Ellie.I just wanted to let you know what
I banned from my house from mykids bringing through the doorstep is a glitter
yeah, preach, Okay, glitterof all shaped, some sizes, colors,
anything that has glitter on its notcoming in. Why because you literally

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find it years later theoks and crannieseverywhere everywhere. Yep, we call glitter.
In our house, we call itthe herpes of the craft works.
You get it. You just thoughtthought was worth a share. Love you

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guys have a great wood. Dude, totally. I've been saying that for
years Herpies of the craft world.That's glitter. Once you got it,
you're never getting rid of it.When cards have glitter that I know,
it's the worst. Yeah. Andit's even cards for dudes. Oh yeah,
day cards look glitter Birthday cards fordudes. There's a little piece of
glitter on your table. You can'teven wipe it off. There should not

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be glitter on any card. Thatshould be a law. It should be
illegal that you cannot have glitter ona card for a dude unless your kid
made it for you. If yourkid made it for you, whatever,
I mean, what are you gonnado? Yeah? Store of cards for
dudes with glitter? No, they'reso cute though, No, they're nine
because even when you're going to likesign them and everything else, it looks

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like it's all over you back fromthe strip club and it's on your face.
Are you supposed to emphasize number one? Dad? If the one isn't
in glitter, isn't sparkling? Doyou like just do like a three d
art things? Yeah? Give meone that plays like the Star Wars song
or something. When I open itup, like, you know, give

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me something else, something that's innovative, be classy. In other ways,
they'll be basic. Have a littlebattery pack and make the number one dad
light up. Yeah, Led,So we're kind of doing a little follow
up thing here. I'll give youone more. After hour's voicemail, Menace
was telling the story about how youwent to the to the hotel and he
bought what he thought was toothpaste andit wasn't too. Yeah, that was
hilarious. The same thing happened tothis caller walking about how he accidentally brushed

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his teeth with scored himself. AndI'm not exaggerate when I say the exact
same thing happened to me. Iwas a kid, maybe six years old.
I've gotten into some poison ivy andmy mom had gone out to the
store that day, came back witha bunch of groceries, but it hanted
me too red too, and Ineed a toothpaste at the time, so
I stoomed it was toothpaste, andI run upstairs put a fat blob on

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my toothbrush. And it did nottake me long to realize that it was
quarter from anyway, as stupid asI think menace is. I'm embarrassed to
say I've done the same thing hehas anyway, milove bye. Yeah,
but you were six. Yeah butdude, there was this, Yeah you
were charged the price tag over thelabel. Yeah, this is all I
saw was the sea. I leavesyour after hours voicemail seven seven forty four

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or hit us up with an emailemail at the Woody Show dot com.
The Woody Show this out with araby. Damn we got a raby in
the world of Nerds which learned outabout today Rave. So the final Indiana
Jones movie, The Dial of Deaths, is coming out at the end of
this month. So Harrison Ford ison the interview circuit and he was talking

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with Esquire and the question was whatStar Wars question drives him the most crazy?
You know, he gets it overand over again. Yeah, And
he says the question he thinks isthe stupidest quote. If there was a
fight between Han Solo and Indiana Jones, who would effing win? And I
say me a whole he said,I don't want to effing makeup ish like

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that. I mean, what doyou asking me that? Grat for I
like that question well, as youknow. Ford notoriously prickly, and when
asked previously if Han Solo could showup in a Star Wars movie as a
Force ghost, his answer to thatwas, I have no effing idea what
a force ghost is. I don'tcare. That's funny, a ghost dial

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of destiny. At the end ofthe month, the Super Mario Brothers movie
is now the second highest grossing animatedmovie of all time, passing up the
O G Frozen, which made onepoint two eight billion. Now Super Mario
Brothers has made one point two eightfour billion. Boy Crab Frozen two is
the number one animated movie of alltime one point four five billion dollars.

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Unfathomable. Interesting to see if SuperMario Brothers can catch that. I think
it's probably going to end up fallinga little bit Troy. When it hit
theaters in April, it did havethe biggest worldwide opening weekend ever for an
animated movie, beating out Frozen two, and it also had the biggest opening
weekend ever for a video game movie, beating out Sonic the Hedgehog two.
Now I think the movie Oppenheimer,Christopher Nolan's movie that's coming out July twenty

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first. Already a tough put becauseI don't know who's excited to go see
a three hour movie about the developmentof the atomic bomb. I limited audience.
Christopher Nolan certainly has his fans forsure, but I don't know,
like I'm not interested in good tosee? Yeah, that doesn't do it
for me. Well, this isalso going to be Nolan's first R rated

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movie since Insomnia came out in twothousand and two. He's been working in
the PG thirteen world ever since.And Oppenheimer also his first movie and forever
outside of Warner Brothers. He leftWarner because he was pissed about their theater
streaming service release you know, sameday and date during COVID, So he

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got mad about that he left WarnerBrothers. So now this is going to
be done for Universal. So it'sa three hour Christopher Nolan movie about the
atomic bomb coming at you in July. Though, this is a fun fact,
Briany says, the Imax film cutof the movie, so this is
film that would be shown in Imax, is eleven miles long and weighs six

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hundred pounds. That's a trip,I mean it might be worth it just
to go look at it. Yeah, and then maybe I don't know,
take a nap in the middle,because you know how it ends. Boiler
alert. I'm raving for more nerdstuff. Check out the nerd n podcast
at the Woody Show dot com.Nerd all right, thank you very much,

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Rabels, you got dog. We'vegot some more Woody Show for you.
Next, hang up. Next,this is The Woody Show. We
are into another new hour of insensitivitytraining, free politically correct world. It's
Monday morning. Yeah, it's Junethe fifth, It's twenty twenty three.

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I'm wody. That's Ravy. Whatwe got Greg Gory? There's Menace?
What is up? Woody? Seemaask good morning to you. There's uh
Sammy, good morning. We gotbored. We got Caroline Morgan is here,
Vaughan is here? You on thephones at eight seven seven forty four
Woody for our weekend homework topic.We set it up last week. You

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guys have been leading some feedback onour Facebook, Facebook dot com slash The
Woody Show also on the after hoursvoicemail eight seven seven forty four Woody,
what are some things that people flexabout but shouldn't I mean I got a
number of them. Yeah, Butwhat I've always said before, like just
bragging about how much drinking or weedsmoking they do. Like the one part

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I don't get with that, thebragging against Like I can drink thirty beers
and I get drunk. Why whywould you want to do that? I
don't know, Just like you know, all right, you're an adult,
So I mean it was I guessit was more impressive when you weren't twenty
one and you had access to whateverit was, because that that was more
the flex about, like how youhad access to you know, you were

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young and dumb and everything else.But now that you're an adult, like,
dude, you're thirty five, andpeople that you know brag about how
much they drink. Oh yeah,oh dude, really I could drink you
under the table. All right.Yeah huh. I'm saying, you hear
adult not my friends. Okay,I'm saying, but you hear adults who
will true who will claim that,and it's always so pathetic. Yeah,

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I mean I'd rather get drunk offone drink. Yeah. Financially financial,
Yeah, why do I want todrink ten? Yeah? What a money
saver? I mean I got abouta billion things I could add to the
list, but we'll go around theroom and also on the phones. Eight
seven seven forty four, Woody,if you want to call in and be
part of the conversation again, what'ssomething that people flex about but shouldn't eight

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seven seven forty four Woody or hitus up of that text over to two
two ninety seven. I'm sure Greggot about a thousand of them too.
Would you like me to start?Would My number one is the type of
car you drive. A car doesn'tmake you cool. Anybody could have that
car. I mean maybe not financially, but because you have a fast car,

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strong car, it doesn't make youfast and strong. Right. Your
car might be impressive, doesn't makeyou impressive. Now it makes him feel
impressive exactly. And yeah, becauseI know Greg at one point he uh,
this is years ago, he hadthis car, and uh, he
got another. Greg has gotten morecars than anybody I know in the time
that I've known him, a lotof cars. Yeah, so he had

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gotten a car, and I'm like, wait a minute, didn't you just
get a car. I just didn'tfeel good about myself, driving about myself,
trying it didn't make me feel good. And then most recently, I
had a scratch on the bumper andI had it repainted and it didn't look
quite right. So he went down. That'd be fair. Greg wasn't flexing

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about it. I just had adifferent car. I'm like, I thought,
you just got a car now rightabout clearly anesthetic? Yeah, I
didn't like it. Yeah, andthen another thing too. And I've only
done one cruise in my life.But there's people on cruise ships who flex
about how many cruises they've been.Oh. Yeah, they make such a
big deal out of like medallions.Yeah, I'm a silver member. Oh
I'm only a blue member. Well, I've done nine hundred cruisers. I'm

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a double triple diamond platinum. Okay, you get a lot of cool stuff
though. Yeah, you're perks,you know if you're because my aunt,
if she's cruising, she's the personthat's cruised the most. On any cruise
she goes on, she gets likeway upgraded swedes, all this free alcohol.
It's worth it. Yeah, AndI'm like, you should flex,

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Dolores, flex them, Dolores.You flex kind of like being like an
American Airlines platinum. Yeah pretty much. Yeah, Well Greg is trying to
say is congratulations, you spent themonth money right, and you went on
a lot of cruise Dolores, whichdoes sound awesome. Yeah, flex sounds.
There are people who's the who's thelistener that we all Tony Tony.

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This guy I'm like, do youwork? Because he's like up leaving for
whatever. This tree, he's thisguy, he's I got that constantly he
does that status because this guy's alwayson a cruise and it's not even a
flex. It's just like it seemslike almost every time he's hitting this up,
it's like, woh wow, Ijust did a I just got back
from a trip to wherever and I'mleaving on Saturday for what where do you

(28:17):
work? Do you work? Whatdo you do? Did you inherit?
Yeah? Meanwhile there's the other peopleand I'll add this to the list because
I already see it coming in onthe text uh eight one two saying working
a ridiculous amount of hours? Yeahoh yeah, you know, like you,
I'm not saying there you can't takepride in being a hard worker or

(28:37):
having work ethic. But there aresome people I think that really, um,
they get off on the idea thatI work eighty hours work great.
That sounds like, yeah, there'ssomeone like that. What happens. I
wish I knew someone like that.I know what you're trying to say.
It I'm not I'm not like that. He was that guy long ago.
It was I get here at oneam, I don't leave till one pm.

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Well, we were discussing our that'sthat wasn't a flex. It was
tossed around in cash conversation kind ofair. He used to be that guy.
You it's been a while, butyou were that guy. I don't
feel like I was that guy.We can we called him at the time.
We're glad you came around. Definitelyglad you came around. Yeah,

(29:21):
menace. I would say how muchdebt you're in now? When I was
younger, it was all like that. No people would flex like, well,
um my college debt is. Everyonewas always trying to outdo each other
on the amount of debt that theywere until they got older and realized,
wait, this actually sucks, youknow, like they would say, oh,
I'm one hundred thousand in, OhI'm fifty thousand in. Yeah.

(29:42):
People do that on a lot ofweird things, Like we mentioned that,
like no matter where you go,everybody, I don't care. You could
live in a town of thirty peopleand people they were complaining about the traffic,
like, oh, traffic here ishorrible, no matter what's it.
Everybody has the bitching about their traffic. And then the whoever's in the conversation,
Oh well, I live in Chicago, and in Chicago the traffic like,

(30:03):
oh well, I live in NewYork. At the track, I
live in LA and the traffic isthis. Oh I live in you know,
Wichita. The traffic. Yeah,you know, it's like everybody thinks
that their traffic is the worst traffic. I mean, I know you think
in La. Yeah, traffick isone thing, dude. As I got
older, though, Nashville traffic thesedays. Man, the college stuff turned
into real estate. Well, I'mthis much in the whole in real estate,

(30:29):
like you know how big my loanis and that, and people like
would try to outdo each other.I'm like, why it's a weird thing
to try to outdo Yeah, eightseven seven forty four, what are you
speaking of out doing? Let's goto Brandon. Hey, good morning,
Brandon. What's up? Man?All right, So things that people flex

(30:52):
about but shouldn't. If I'm aguy's perspective, I hate what I've always
hated when it's flexed about the numberof sexual partners they have, like everything,
like I was a young age,like, yeah, it's bother like,
I just I just like to wantto snack the hell out of him
when they do that, like somebodylike that. Well, he's just saying
he hates it. But he's notsaying that. He's not saying don't.

(31:15):
He's not saying why that's bad.He just is he hates them and he's
jealous of them, wants to hitthem. So why is that a bad
thing? Sir? I don't know, dude, I can't. I just
it's just it's just it's just beena bothersome for me for some reason.
What's your number? Yeah, Iwould say, because it's kind of tacky,
it's tacking, and it's probably noteven true. I'm saying locker room

(31:36):
talk that's true. Yeah, Imean I think to a certain to a
certain degree, like at a certainage, you know, Like I don't
know, I don't think it everstops, you don't know, it always
rules. Yeah, I mean Iknow besides Sea Bass, I know some
other like single dudes, and youdon't really I mean you hear like,
oh yeah, I went out ofthis check or I'm seeing this checker.
But it's not like, you know, they're not they're not talking about being
you know, master swordsman or slammasters. You know. Yeah, I

(32:00):
said other than uh, you know, other than sea bass here yeah what
hey? Yeah, No, Iwas gonna say, I've always I've always
had that one thing in common withyou, do Like I never I never
was wanted to subscribe to promiscuit sex. I've always had felt the whole connection.
This dude has some issues, alsohad some big regret in my life.

(32:21):
I regret in my life I tookdown that threesome. That was dumb.
Yeah. Also, you know,uh, the whole guilt around,
like the idea of like a onenight stand that was stupid. That's dumb.
Yeah, that was that was dumb. You should change your perspective and
see how you feel. Yeah.I think there's just a lot of things
at a certain point, like likewhat age do you age out of being
able to brag about certain things,you know, without it being tacky or

(32:45):
like just I don't know, it'sembarrassing. I think in a way,
it's embarrassing for you to context ifthat's over station or over or over compensating.
You're not just sitting in a jobinterview and saying, by the way,
by eight seven seven forty four,Woody, that's eight seven seven forty
four, Woody, it is overwith the text over to two two nine
eight seven. We talked about nevertaking your paid time off, never taking

(33:08):
your vacation days. How about thisone? Do you know who my mom,
dad or parents are? Like peoplethat trying to use that like,
uh, yeah, that's your parents, right, Good for you? How
many kids my family? My familyis rich? No, your mom and
dad is rich. You aren't rich. You have nothing right. You know,
you haven't done anything. If theycut you off tomorrow, you would

(33:29):
not be okay, right, letus know which thing on that phone on
the text. We'll get to someof the Facebook feedback as well after hours
voicemails that you left for us overthe weekend. What's something that people flex
about but shouldn't let us know?Eight seven seven forty four woods Next,

(33:51):
all right, welcome back. Weekendhomework topic. What are some things that
people flex about but shouldn't eight sevenseven forty four. That's eight seven seven
forty four Wooding, And I wantto go to Mike here. Hey,
good morning, Mike, Mike,Hey, guys, how are you doing?
Um? Yeah, no, uh, it's very prevalent nowadays, but

(34:14):
I feel like people flect their mentaldisorders like OCD ADHD and like yes,
yeah, yeah yeah. I thinkyou know that's that goes back to the
one upsmanship because I feel like people, and I agree with you, Mike,
it used to be one of thosethings that you had something and you
dealt with it or whatever, andnow people wear them almost like a badge
of ons. I mean, it'sit's like they can collect as many as

(34:36):
you can get. It's like,oh, I have psychosis and this,
yeah it's Pokemon basically. And it'snever just one. It's always like the
people who you know usually have anose ring, Greg, but also they
have a laundry list. Oh yeah, that they just like rattle off to
you. Okay. It's the oldschool clipping of the people that would just
sit there and go, oh,how you doing. They would give you
all their medical conditions. Oh wellyou know I've been having I've seen that.

(34:59):
I'm like, oh my god,I'm sorry, I asked right,
trying to be nice rings our gateway. Yeah, Mike, thank you for
the call. Appreciate Listen to theWoody Show. Good night. Yeah,
he's clearly on his way home fromwork right now. Good night. I
get I had one of those jobs. Let's see, let's go to uh,
Jeremy Hey, Good morning, Jeremy, Jeremy, good morning, your

(35:22):
show. Morning. All right.So one of the things that people flex
about but shouldn't when people brag aboutmeeting either like celebrities or actors, they
like they brag about like their bestfriends, like oh I met this one
guy and he seemed really cool.It's like, I don't see that as
an achievement or something anyone should reallybrag about. Yeah, you're talking more
about like name dropping. Yeah,like, oh, like I met Adam

(35:45):
Sandler, I met this celebrity littlebit Ronjing. You know, somebody like
Hich is famous, and they're likethey think they're best friends, Like,
oh I met this guy and that'sthis guy. You know we did We
did that sarcastically. At one point, I forget where where they went to
eat. Somebody. It was aGregor who was had lunch with mini drivers

(36:06):
yeah, we had breakfast. Joke, I just said it was yeah.
So but like that was the thing. It's like they went to some place
for lunch or whatever and Mini Driverwas there. Yeah, and so oh
yeah, we had lunch with Minidrivers. Yeah. So anytime the celebrities
like at a restaurant that we're at, we had lunch with them. We
had lunch with the big loving ones. Yeah. You know, I had

(36:29):
sushi that same place with Tom Morella. Oh yeah, and what's her name
from the office, So I thoughtJones, Oh my god, not to
me. I was We were literallylike with an arm's reach of her table.
My wife and I were sitting there. She was at the table right
next to us, and her friendwas like so nice, and it was
like, I guess shea's birthday andshe had brought her a gift and she

(36:50):
was just in this mood and shewas like a total bitch to her friend.
We felt so bad for her friend. She was a rotten person and
never be able to hear her nameor see her on the office without thinking
about that. Yeah. But yeah, and Jeremy, thanks for the call.
But like, um, I likethe people who you maybe met somebody
once and then they start talking aboutthem just using like their first name.

(37:13):
It's very casual, like, oh, yeah, so we saw Rashida at
and then you're like, who,what are you talking about? Oh,
Rashida Jones because you want them tosay who like Rashida who? Oh Rashida
Jones. Like it's so casual andlike whatever to you. Hmm yeah,
Like those types of name droppers Ifind to be obnoxious. All right,

(37:34):
so what are some things to peopleflex about? But shouldn't sea bass where
they're from, slash where they wereborn. Yes, unless it was the
Zoo, they're probably space and definitelymillions of people who did it, and
it's it's just not interesting. Iget that, you know, it's cartnarks
or whatever, like oh I wasborn in Brooklyn, Yeah, so we're

(37:54):
cool. Billions of other people weplayed that clip. I think it was
in the Real Housewives of Atlanta someof every one of those hood shows where
the chicks like, oh man,I'm from Chattanooga's like, who cares?
How? I think you're not presentingit fully. You're like when somebody's in
a scuffle and they go, youdon't want to mess with me because I'm
from scuffle is where it comes out, especially, but I will throw that

(38:16):
to anything in the world. YeahI'm from who cares. I'll put up
there too, like just your nationality, like you had no choice in that.
Who you're flexing. You're flexing aboutsomething you were just kind of born
into. Eat Yeah neat yeah,cool, way to go, way to
go. I don't get it.But it's the o' came in conversation because

(38:37):
that's usually how I started conversation,just asking somebody where they're from, because
it's interested to like talk about,you know, because you might have things
to talk about. People use itagain. I'm just offering it, offering
again for the purpose of this conversation. They quote flex right, it's not
necessarily nothing cool about you. Yeah, let's go to Jessica. Good morning,
Jessica, good morning, good morning. How much people pay for things?

(39:01):
No, my shoes worth thirteen hundreddollars? Why? Yeah, Like
if if you paid that much andyou like them, great, that's great.
That reminds me of Greg's one friendwho he had to have the right
seat yes at lunch, and hewanted to do it so that he could

(39:23):
sit in a way where it'd beshowing off his shoes people walk by,
and he realized it after we satdown. Oh wait, we need to
switch so I can cross my legsand stick my feet out so people see
his shoes. Nobody and Earth isgoing to notice your stupid shoes. Yeah.
Yeah, he was very excited aboutit. Absolutely. All right,
Jessica, thank you for the call. Appreciate list of the Woody Show.

(39:45):
Let's go to how about Josh?Good morning Josh? Yeah, all right.
What's something people flex about but shouldn'tlifted pickup trucks with loud exhaust?
Yeah, that's a I mean,yeah, they don't, not necessarily.
They don't even have to say it, but I think just by doing it

(40:05):
makes it tough. Like you say, yeah, it's cool. It makes
it cool. Yeah, it's it'sit's a flex without having to be verbal,
right, a nonverbal flex. Igotta I don't know what you're trying
to show your cot talk about theultra lifted like almost monster truck type ones.
Yeah, I saw, I sawit. Pretty bad ass. Are

(40:28):
the ones that have like the rightbody for it, you know what I
mean? But it's kind of likea bald head, like it doesn't look
right on everybody. Like somebody thisguy saw the other day had a super
lifted forerunner. I mean this thingwas like, wow, yeah, it
was like big foot tall off theground, but like the body of a
forerunner is pretty narrow, right,it just yeah, it looks super weird.
And unless you unless it's on thefarm, in the field, it's

(40:50):
it's what they call Walmart crawlers.The time. It's impractical and yeah,
kind of a pain in the ass. There's social media accounts just dedicated to
these short girls trying to get intothese trucks. Yeah, that's pretty cool,
all right, Josh, thanks tocall man. Appreciate listen the show.
Let's go to Zach Hey. Goodmorning, Zach, Zach Hey,
good morning. What he show morning? What are some things that people flex

(41:13):
about but shouldn't There's some more morenowadays and I've ever seen before, but
people like the flex a lot abouteither how much they steal or how they
can manipulate the welfare system and howthey get so much like ebt and here
I am working so hard to makeends me, I make good money,
but by time all my bills aresaid and done, I'm still scraping pennies

(41:35):
and just irritates me to know andseeing people not doing anything and telling me
how much they can manipulate the systemand get free money. I just saw
it. Did I tell you guysthat story When I'm standing in line at
the grocery store and the people andline we're talking to the checker about like,
oh, well, you know youcould like blah blah blah blah blah,
and they don't even ask for proofof a proof of any kind of
work. Oh good, And you'relike, oh really, and they're like

(41:59):
taking notes. I'll tell you that. Like a couple of weeks ago.
I was like, yeah, it'sjust like these people like didn't know this
checker, but they're having this conversationabout how to scam yeah, how to
scam theists. It's like you're doingit. Yeah, yeah, you paid
for food. Yeah, this wasn'tabout this wasn't about the food at all.

(42:20):
It's like, oh, no,you know, you get a check
in the mail for whatever. Youdon't even have to prove that you've been
working. Great. Oh I'll dothat all right, Zach, thank you
for to call. Appreciate I appreciateyour listen to somebody says when adults bragging
about high school sports achievements, likethat's their whole personality. Yeah yeah,
not wearing your seatbelt, not usingsunscreen, bragging about how many people you

(42:44):
slept with, bragging about how littlesleep you got this night. Damn all
those things. Let's see, let'sgo to about Nathan. Good morning,
Nathan, Nathan, good morning.What's up for everybody? Let me preface
this question by you a question.How many people do you think would be

(43:04):
a normal gathering at your house?Normal gathering? Yeah? Like, but
what what kind of gathering were talkingabout? Just like having Friday, like
a Friday party, Friday. Mylast cocktail party was at about ten twelve,
Yeah, yeah, something like that. Yeah, Tennis, I would
say like, I would say,like two or three couples. Yeah,
my boss. This is what heclaims is the number he throws out there.

(43:27):
He claims around forty to seventy peopleper gathering per weekend at his house,
depending on how big it is abouthaving. Oh you know, this
weekend, I had about forty people, about forty seventy people, And I
just think that's an obscene amount tohosts. I wouldn't want that many people
walking around my house. Oh mywife. I talked about it all the

(43:49):
time as far as like entertaining goeslike I'm fine, you know, like
you have like said two or threecouples at the most over. But these
people that insist on having like thesemassive giants, Yeah, get together is
where they invite everybody they know andthey do it all the time. Like
they're the entertaining house that would giveme, that would give me anxiety?
Is your boss, Dan Bills?Area are these hot chicks? Yeah?

(44:13):
Yeah, all right, Dathan,thank you for the call. Appreciate us.
Go to Leah. Good morning,Leah, good morning. All right,
So what do you got for uswhen you go out with a group
of people that you really don't know, but they continuously brag about the amount
of crap that they did in collegethat ended up ended them up in jail,

(44:35):
or that the amount of like drugsthat they tried in college. Yeah,
I mean yeah, that goes backto like the glory days of high
school. You know, like whateveryou accomplished in high school and you're still
talking about it as an adult.Same kind of thing. Like there are
some people man, like I knowand they're pushing fifty, but man,
do they talk about college. Almostevery conversation somehow weaves back to college.

(45:00):
Something that happens in college. Hey, did you know I graduated from wherever
college? Oh? So I wentto what I got it? I've heard
the story a thousand times, butit all like for some reason. Man,
They're just like, it's a resteddevelopment, right, that's where they're
stuck. Yeah. I think highschools worse though. You do when people
talk about high school. Yeah,that's fifty like, oh my god,

(45:21):
unless you're talking with the school friend. Right, you are a class president,
that's awesome. Yeah, yeah,what are you doing now? Oh?
Walmart greater? You know? Ineed that worked out? Well?
All right, Leah, thank youfor the coll appreciate Listen, what about
you, Sammy. Something that peopleflex about but shouldn't not going to the
doctor. People who are like,oh, yeah, you know, I've
been in pain for seven years,but I just stick it out. It's

(45:44):
like, maybe, yeah, that'sa weird one. Yeah, I've never
understood that. So many people dothat too. When they complain, You're
like, well, have you goneto the doctor? Oh No, that's
just how it is. Yeah,that's just my life, is it.
I'm board, I'm on board.Now with Raby there was a co worker,
Um he used to work here.It doesn't work here anymore. Um,

(46:06):
and it was fat, you know, And all of a sudden discovered
the gym. Yes, right,every post, every post, if it's
not in the yeah, if it'snot in the gym, it's a pose,
same stupid, same pose. Kindof arms out to the side like
yeah, kind of right post.Yeah. So I would say, like

(46:34):
the gym rats, yeah, youknow, like we're happy for you.
Yea wait, look terrific. Yeahthat's that. And that's another one of
the one the one up, theone upsman thing. Yeah. Um,
you know. The the health people, you know, like I could talk
about how, oh I've been tryingto eat better or what how it's never
good enough. We brought that up, like oh, you should be eating

(46:55):
bananas, right, well I waseating cookies yesterday. But do you know
the card content? Yeah, likeyou know nothing, well you know,
I uh, I'm I'm currently eatingclean right, you know. And they
go into all their you know,their stuff about you know nothing macros and
sharing that stuff. It's like Icould do exactly. I housed a whole

(47:16):
sleeve of oreos just the other dayand today I'm having a banana. That's
a step. That's a step inthe right just a step in the right
direction. Like, let's just behappy with this step. And once we
get down to like really getting granularon the whole thing, I'll come find
you and we can chat about that. Well. You know you're wasting your
time on an elliptical, man,Yeah, okay, exercise. Well I

(47:37):
was also wasting my time hours onend on a couch, which was way
better. Yeah, and then wouldstand up and be like a real stiff
just from sitting well getting up ashard. So yeah, I think the
olyptical is probably a probably a solid, solid improvement. Probably say, there's
some cakes in this studio, Iknow, mad cake. Yeah, we
got three cakes sitting over more whathe shows next, tanks, don't go

(47:59):
anywhere. The Woody Show will beright back. I will follow up to
the weekend homework topic, things thatpeople flex about but shouldn't. Text reminded
me of something that I think Woodyand Raby are guilty of flexing about.

(48:22):
I want to know if Menace wouldback me up on this, because I
think we've witnessed it together. Whenyou say to somebody depending on where you
are geographically. Oh my god,it is so cold here. And then
you guys go, this is acold please, it's not cold. Well,
it's just billion. Well I'm coldand cold two people. Where we

(48:45):
grew up, it was way colderthan this. This isn't cold. I
mean, differ between somebody in Floridasaying cold and somebody in say New York
saying cold. Those are two differentthings. Sure, but if it's thirty
degrees, it's it's cold. Okay, but you are cold. That's true.
I almost thought I hate it.That's true. I thought heart attack.

(49:06):
That's true. Vincent says how muchthey can eat without gaining weight.
We all hate. Chrissy says workingin healthcare. You know, other people
have jobs too that are pretty difficult. Ken says how much they paid for
their dog. Things that people flexabout but shouldn't people. And there's a

(49:28):
number of these, um like havinga college degree while working the same job
at the same pay as someone whodoesn't have a decree. Yes, it's
like you're bragging about this, oryou make even less than the person who
doesn't have the degree. It doesn'talways equate to, you know, being
better off. Ruby says people thatsay they drink their coffee black. Yeah,

(49:49):
oh yeah, I drink my coffeeblack. I don't take cream and
sugar like I built my own deck. I'm a real man. Coffee flax
and says celebrating their birthday for amonth. Who does that? Oh?
Hell yeah, Veronica has got agood one. Getting a tax refund.
Oh, because you're supposed to,like, I mean right, yeah,

(50:10):
it's your money. Yeah, becausethe government's holding onto your money interest free,
yep, for all this time.And people think it's just a gift.
Yeah, I mean, look,it's awesome when you get one,
but the idea is too like,here's the thing I'd rather be owed than.
Oh, of course, like obviously, like I'd rather things be on
that side of of the equation.But if I can get it pretty close

(50:32):
to zero, that would be winning. That would be winning exactly. Not
having to do taxes. Ethan's gotanother one, never having to change a
diaper as a father. You know, I never change a diaper. Yeah,
all right, cool. Brian sayspeople who say they work smarter,
not harder, just means that you'recutting corners, and demonstrates lack of motivation.

(50:52):
Laziness and entitlement. Sure, Ilike work to be easy too,
but easy isn't always better though,same people expect to get rewarded for working
the easy way. Absolutely true.That is absolutely true. Like people aren't
willing to do things the right wayor to a thorough degree, just enough

(51:15):
so it passes the inspection, youknow, how about the right way,
but just smarter? Well, Imean if the end result, if the
end result is the same. Butthere are people you know, uh,
is it good? No, it'sgood enough, right, you know that's
true. Yeah, And but atthe same time, those are the people

(51:35):
who will then complained if they're passedup or yeah, for a promotion or
they don't dance, they don't endup making any more money. And I
was like, wow, okay,well you're not you're not willing to do
whatever it takes. I agree withthat, uh eight seven seven forty four.
Oh yeah, weird flex those thatflex, those parents that put the
my child as a whatevery school,yeah, or even the ones on the

(52:01):
back of the car that just displayhow many people are in their family,
right, you know, like acute way over yeah right, yeah,
exactly adorable eight seven seven twenty four. What he hit us up with the
text over to two two nine eightseven lead a show of hands. Who's
getting I'm not asking, I'm demanding. It's show. Now we're into another

(52:27):
new hour of insensitivity training, Createpolitically correct world. It is Monday's,
June the fifth, twenty twenty three. Yesterday was boards birthday. Yeah,
yeah, Aptery bourthday. And thereare three cakes there is There are three
cakes in the studio. We alwaysgoes over bright one Mom, it's one

(52:51):
per person. There were two otherbirthdays, correct, yes, so on
one was Barts, the other onewas Vaughan Vons recently. Yeah, and
then tomorrow was Morgan's Morgan's Okay,I knew there was a third. Wow.
Yeah, whatever, it's whatever theywould like to try and think Morgan
already tried the cookie monster cake.Yeah, I'm assuming the pink one was

(53:13):
going to be for her, rightmaybe? Yeah? What did you intend?
Like, what was your intent?My intended just to have a riding
different cake. But when you pickedthem out, because obviously you picked the
pink one out because there's a there'sa lady in the mix. He's very
girly. Uh No, honestly,I picked it because I thought it might
be fun fetti cake. Okay,I'm not sure if it is or not.
It looks like it could be.Yeah, it looks like it's covered

(53:35):
with like a rainbow sprinkles on theoutside or something, just from where I
sit right now. Yeah. Yeah, it's got a little little, big
old pink bow on the top ofit. The one the cookie Monster cake,
which it looks like SeaBASS blew asmurf, like his mouth is just
completely stained blue or this casee orin this case cookie Monster. Yes,
exactly, it was Cookie Monster.Yeah. And then there's a bit like
those are like two smaller cakes.And then the one in the back is

(53:59):
the eight layer. Oh it's eightlayer chocolate eight layer chocolate cake. Chocolate
three that's been This isn't right,No, no, no, okay,
there was that one for board becauseit was I think it was vegans.
Vegetarian. Vegetarian. Yeah, We'relike, oh, let's give him a
vegan. No, no, thatwas not so hot. So we got

(54:20):
three cakes so we couldn't go wrong. Somebody has to like something. Yeah,
well, happy birthday to three.And here's the next birthday after that.
Carolina Caroline at the caroline What isyour birthday mine? Yeah, December
December, sweet more cake in December, October, Braby's March, Greg's March

(54:43):
March. Yeah, we already knowabout Morgan Caroline board and yeah that's everybody
Sea Bass. Yeah, I wassaying his is uh yeah, his is
like late summer. I couldn't rememberSeptember, but September October oh yeah,
yeah, because there's airlines and thenthere's sea basses, and there's your birthday
month. Yeah, right, lotsof cakes. And then in November it's

(55:07):
just Thanksgiving, so they bring inyour pumpkin pie eight seven seven forty four
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town and fix it to be married. Noise, A police spokesperson says,
quote, we can't ignore, andwe get good information on where she's going
to be. We did what wehad to do, and that's what they
did. They showed up at thewedding waiting for the ceremony to wrap up,
and that's when they arrested her.She was taking the jail, but

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like everybody else's day, she wasout fifteen minutes later and her new husband
picked her up from the police stationand they made their way to their reception.
Awesome, super classy, inconvenient.What a punishment A second stop,
Yeah, exactly, A little delay, a little delay, and they were
they were good. That's that's fromMichigan, where a fugitive bride was arrested

(56:37):
after her wedding and out of jailbefore the reception even started. Oh my
god, I bet to turn upthat night was Oh yeah, overboard,
I'm back and that is today's dnick. She'll never commit crime again with
harsh consequences on the identity. Yep, I'm good now or Woody Show.

(57:00):
Coming up second is the Woody Show. I welcome back everybody. So apparently
Natalie Portman's husband she did on her. Yeah, they've been married this twenty

(57:22):
twelve. The side Chick is aFrench climate change activists. It sounds like
a party. Yeah, that's well. I mean, Natalie Portman doesn't exactly
seem fun. She always looks likeshe's like in a bad mood, right,
Yes, I guess maybe like she'slike resting angry face. Yeah,

(57:43):
yeah, I'm sure she's lovely.I don't know. I just get that
vibe, you know. I haven'theard anything about her, so I don't
know. Jonah Hill and his girlfriendhad their baby. Nobody says is if
it's a boy or a girl,So I don't know. Maybe they're waiting
for the kid to decide eventually.I don't know, right, that's how.
And then an old story from theset of the TV show Cheers,

(58:04):
Ted Danson and George Went, whowas norm once made themselves throw up in
solidarity with Woody Harrelson, who's avegetarian and realized that he had accidentally eaten
pork made him throw up. Theshow had the show had catered Chinese food.
He puked right away right Oh wait, no, he ate it and

(58:25):
then found out about twenty minutes laterthat it was pork and then threw up.
There you go, Rady, soforced it up there too, There
you go. How do you eatpork and not realize? Yeah? I
wonder what I thought it was.I think it was wood extra delicious,
our fried rice sort of thing.Yeah, delicious yea. Halson. What

(58:49):
are some of the other trending newsheadlines this morning, Gregory, Well,
all throughout Washington, d C.People heard a really loud noise and it
was a sonic boom heard all throughoutdu See sonic boom from an FSI seen
fighter jet. There was a Sessnaplane. It was losing altitude fast and
it was cruising pretty close to theWhite House. So the fighter jets were
sent up to check it out,and they caught up to that Sessna.
Saw the pilot inside the plane waspassed out, and the plane eventually crashed

(59:15):
in Virginia with four passengers on board. And so far they're saying no word
on who they were, what conditionthey're in, But that sonic boom was
heard all throughout Washington from that Fsixteen that was springing into action. Yeah,
seven hundred plus miles per hour.I heard it on some video that
somebody had posted from their ring.Yeah, there's a bunch of those and

(59:35):
man on the doorbell because it justsounds like a good explosion. Yeah,
yeah, I saw a little updateon it. It was a business guy
with his daughter and his daughter's kid. I'm like a nanny that sucks.
Totally sucks. Um. Speaking ofplanes, you're not gonna believe this,
but somebody acted like a total ahole on a flight. Yeah. That's

(59:57):
why it's newsworthy, because it neverhappens. International flight from Paris to Detroit
had to be diverted to Canada aftersome thirty four year old douchebag was yelling
and getting violent. Apparently he gotinto an argument right in front of one
of the bathrooms, then got belligerentto the point that the crew actually had
to restrain them. He broke outof those restraints still acting crazy, so
five or six passengers jumped on himheld him down while the plane made an

(01:00:22):
emergency landing in Canada, where theRoyal Mounted Police arrested him as he was
yelling why am I under arrest.Yeah. That was another video I saw
the weekend. His woman getting draggedoff a plane and she's like digging her
heels in. They're pulling her bythe arms and she's like in a you
know, like a ninety degree likev position as they're dragging her. But

(01:00:42):
she's literally dragging her heels down theaisle like oh no, oh no,
I'm not going. No, I'mnot going. They're like, you gotta
it's two cops. Yeah, andI don't know why. You haven't told
me why. And the passengers you'reyelling at her because I really don't understand
what's happening right now, and they'relike, you're being arrested and take it
off the plane? Do you knowwhat that means? Yeah, well going
to this guy. I think thebigger story is there's direct flights from Paris

(01:01:06):
to Detroit. I guess, soit's Detroit International Airport from Detroit, so
they have to come back there.I guess you have to get home.
Isn't that the Is that a bigDelta hub Detroit? It's one. I
thought it was one of those airlines. I don't know, so a lot
of things maybe connect through there,Megabus hub. I can see hub.

(01:01:34):
What do we have a Parent ofthe Year nominee? And I think this
is a contender. This is fromOrlando, Florida. The mom Alicia Moore,
and she was busy doing some shopliftinginside of Dillard's department store. And
this is while her two kids werewaiting in the car out in the parking
lot because you know, mom hasto go to work and she's busy shoplifting
for an hour and for some unknownreason, her car, complete with kids

(01:01:59):
inside, burst of the flames.So witnesses helped the kids out. One
of them did get first degree burnsto the face. The car completely totaled.
Now, Alicia did end up gettingarrested with child neglect arson and then
petty theft, and she is stillsitting in jail, hasn't even posted bail
yet. There was a story about, you know how the shoplifting thing is

(01:02:21):
so out of hand that you know, just overe we talked about, I
think the target that pretty much haseverything locked up, Yeah, and it's
got to be such a hassle.And that's the thing now, is because
it's now cutting into businesses in away that they didn't intend because so many
things are locked up. People justdon't find it convenient to shop that way,
and they're ordering more like on Amazonor going to other places where things

(01:02:42):
aren't locked. I'll skip those sectionsif I'm in a store that hasn't locked.
Yeah, Like in New York City, for example, there's a store
where even the tuna that is onsale half price is behind anti theft class
Yeah. Don dishwashing liquid two dollarsand nineteen cents behind class Yeah, vast
lean, lip bomb, kids,toothbrushes, chocolate like can the candy aisle.

(01:03:06):
So when you're walking around with youthe whole time. So whenever,
like a customer wants to buy theirkid a toothbrush, they have to wait
for the employee to come help themout. And uh yeah, they're just
saying it's annoying, and people aren'tyou know, there's like they're not gonna
bother with that. Wow. Buteven that won't help because when these people
load up bags of merchandise and everybodyjust watches them walk out, Yeah,
it just to say, you're notgonna walk around with somebody. They're gonna

(01:03:28):
get you your toothbrush. They're gonnaopen up the cabin, right. But
I guess maybe you'll only get one. You'll only get the things out of
that cabin. Sure you don't getarmful. Oh, I see what you're
saying. Right, you loved upyour Yeah, but you can still get
Hey, I need the dawn,I need the chapstick, and I need
that. You're only getting one ofthem. You're not getting the entire inventory.
If you're thinking, if they thinkyou're shopping and then just walk out,

(01:03:49):
Yeah, just take your stuff andgo. I'm not gonna keep you
from stealing it. Um, somebodygot a little more than they expected from
their hot dog and a Sonic inNew Mexico, and that was a free
bonus bag of cocaine coated dog.Who doesn't want that? Turns out that
one of the Sonic employees, JeffreySalazar, he bought some cocaine from somebody
in the parking lot and then helost that baggie. And by lost it,

(01:04:11):
I mean he accidentally stuck it inthe customer's hot dog. And the
woman who got that hot dog,she called the police after biting into the
plastic bag that was filled with coke. So cops checks suralance video didn't even
see it before The dogs in thefog inhale It cops check surveillance video on

(01:04:33):
sure enough, you see that employeebuying the cocaine from somebody. And then
a while later he's seen in thesame surveillance video completely frantic running around as
if he lost something, which hedid is bag. So he got arrested
and we can only assume he alsogot megafired from Sonic. Now you just
get written up. It really hardup. We need people, and let's

(01:04:57):
end on a twelve year old boyfrom California who is probably smarter than Sea
Bass because uh, he just graduatedfrom college at age twelve. That's good
for him. His name is ClovisHung, Clovis nice, and he's got
hung five degrees an associate of Artsand history. Social sciences sucks, and
I know what you're gonna say.It's social social behavior, self development,

(01:05:19):
self development, arts and human expression. Let's get the more on and then
science and arts and human express shouldn'tbe a degree that he graduated in college
before he got five pieces of paperthe saying he got a how to be
a good person way to go.Wow, yeah, he is pretty stupid.
Apparently you didn't get that one becauseit's not worth my time. He

(01:05:41):
was a freshman at age nine.Total idiot. Always been inquisitive certificate in
playgrounds. I thought his level ofschool for his age just wasn't challenging.
Oh yeah, that's because your tweeteasy degrees. Well, now that he
has those five associate degrees, he'sapplying to universe degrees even like I said,
so, I'm so flabbergasted and crappinessof the degrees I've missed the sun.

(01:06:01):
Now after doing that part, he'sgoing to go to apply to universities
also real degrees. Okay, science, to be in an aerospace engineer that
would be better. Also to gethis pilot's licensed by the time he's sixteen.
He just joined these Civic Air pictures. He's a way he's way ahead.
And really these are all good thingsto get. But this is all
this pre this preface stuff is worthless. I don't know. Makes sounds stupid?

(01:06:23):
Actually, yeah, sounds like jealousy. What it sounds like like?
How many chicks do you really get? Yeah? How many girls have you
slam? How's how's the slam game? Yeah? What's the slam number?
At twelve? Yeah, slam number. He's selling his seaman for spending money.
I don't know one of mine.Let me see. Yeah, I
don't think so, I don't know, but yeah, point being, he's

(01:06:43):
pretty stupid. If he was yourseams would be so embarrassed. Underachiever to
beginning associate's degrees and nonsense. Yeah, freshman of nine Yeah, yeah,
failure object. If you're his parent, you take him to the nearest fire
station. Yeah no, yeah,total failure. That's what's happening. What
don't feel too bad? Sea Bass? Oh? I don't I feel bad

(01:07:05):
for him? Yeah? All thesecrappy worthless to let it turn? What
a drain on society? Morwoody Showis next hand More, next May Show,
next Smill. I'm done. I'mserious. Do you hear me?

(01:07:30):
Yes? It's gonna be so far, don't This is the Woody Show.
I want them back Monday Morning.Um Euphoria Yes, Sydney Sweeney, Yeah,
I had to look it up.She plays Cassie Howard Hunt THEE Yeah,

(01:07:53):
boobs, you said it because thatshows a lot of sex and nudity
in it. Well, she didnot prepare her dad for what he might
see before he watched it, andso he decided to watch it with his
parents, her grandparents. Oh,Dad and grandpa got up and walked out.
Grandmother all about it. She wasfine with it. Oh yeah,
I got Sidney says quote. She'sa big fan of mine. I bring

(01:08:15):
her all over the world to mydifferent sets, and I make her an
extra. Wait. I guess themom had been on set a number of
times. Grandma's been there, soshe knew they knew what was going on.
Dad and grandpa did not, Butlike, wouldn't you give them just
had a common courtesy, just aheads up. Although, like people were
pointing out, I guess she's she'sgot naked and most of the things that
she's done. Oh, I imaginethat's why she gets hired for these things.

(01:08:38):
You know. I don't so Ithink she got she was a white
lotus. I don't think she gotnaked and went little what she Oh she
was one of the teenager girls inthe first season. Yeah, not sure.
All I know is that apparently she'sgotten naked in a lot of the
other stuff. Most the other stuffthat she's done. It's not even just
Euphoria, but all her other likemovies or projects of things that she's been
in. Um to that point,and I'm thinking, and maybe that's why

(01:09:00):
she never mentioned it. Maybe it'sjust like assume that you thought, what
was orknew? What was going on? Good God, what great poops?
Couldn't get naked in white lous becauseher character was underage even if she were.
Churchill Downs has suspended racing until Julythird, oh, because of all

(01:09:20):
the investigations into the depths of nowtwelve horses she's at the facility. Yeah,
so no cause for the injuries havebeen found, no issues have been
linked to the racing surfaces or theenvironment, and they just say more time
is needed, top the bottom reviewof all the details and circumstances, so

(01:09:41):
fully strengthened, blah blah blah.Okay, but it feels like we never
get answers though. We hear aboutcertain locations that have spikes. Well,
yeah, Santa Anita had a spikeand they had to close down and they
redid the whole track. Yeah,so they say it was a track issue.
Well, they definitely haven't had anythinglike that since they redid this.
It's a sports issue. There's noother sport that where the participants die at

(01:10:03):
this rate. Yeah, and lookagain, I know Peter person, but
it's just the way it is andthat sucks and it's definitely taking the shine
away from the Sheer Striple Cross.It's just it's just for our amusement and
yeah, are we even eating them? A seventy year old British grandmother mauled
to death by the family dog asshe's sudden bathed in the backyard. Now

(01:10:24):
they have not said what the breedis, what type of pit bull carpet?
Yeah, yeah, they haven't saidif it was an American pit bull.
Yeah, we brought this up andthen has interviewed that British veterinarian pit
bulls are band in the UK.They are as they were breaking the lawn.
Japanese tosas tosas tosasius. Yeah,I don't I've never heard of that

(01:10:48):
dog. Take here. Uh,there's like there's like three different breeds or
four different breeds that are pit bull. Look a dog it looks like about
what about it looks like dogo argentinos. Oh those are scary. Have you
seen those? The tosa looks likeum Saint Bernard, Yeah, or a

(01:11:08):
mastiff like a mastiff pitbull hybrid andFila brasilia a Sila rio. Help him
out. Yeah, can I seethe paper, but is really struggling.
Yeah, E R A S IL E I R O. That one
looks like a monster to that onelooks kind of These possible breeds of this

(01:11:31):
dog here kind of looks like awell, these are the four breeds that
are lanned bloodhound. There's all massivemasks. They're huge at These are more
like mastiffs than pit bulls, bigold dogs. The eighteen year old kid
Cameron Robbins who jumped off that piratetheme booze cruise in the Bahamas on a
dare. His parents are now speakingout. They say they appreciate the outpouring

(01:11:54):
of support for their missing son.And I did see another video rave Uh
you do see something flipping around inthe water there, right, People like,
Oh, we don't know if itwas a shark, but man,
I imagine it could have been somethingelse, because they said, these are
like big time shark infested waters.I mean there's sharks everywhere, but I
mean these this particular area where theywere, and he jumped off on a

(01:12:15):
dare looked pretty big and then yeah, so uh. They remembered him as
a recent high school graduate, popularbaseball star funny and kind hearted, intense
and driven and also dumb enough todo a da subject to dar jumping off
a boat. So, I meanI've done I've jumped off a boat,
but is it a lakes? Butif you're dude, you know, if
you're the parent of this kid,like thinking that sucks? How awful,

(01:12:39):
how dumb? That's so dumb.Yeah, that's it. As we moved
toward our next topic, what's thedumbest thing you've done on a dare?
Because we're kind of getting into alittle bit, we had people like,
oh, I remember I did asa kid, and you know someone dare
be to x y z um.So I think we're gonna roll that for
our next weekend homework topic. What'sthe I'm this thing you did on a

(01:13:00):
dare? Not that there's a lotof people that you know they inadvertently I
mean you don't. I don't thinkyou set out to get eaten by sharks,
you know, like that's something Iwould have done. Has jumped off
a boat fun? Yeah, inthe dark, in shark infested water,
in the dark. But booze cruiseyeah yeah, which every you know resort

(01:13:20):
town has those booze cruise and didthey did they tell everybody ahead of time,
like, hey, guys, besure not to jump off the boat.
These are shark infested waters. Imay miss that one might have been
they definitely have a laundry list ofwarnings before you take off. Yeah,
I look, I would. Iwouldn't do it either, but I'm just
just telling you. You know,how do you know those are shark infested

(01:13:41):
waters and adhering to warnings? That'sdone. I did see. Uh.
There was um somebody posted on socialmedia. This woman was like, well,
you know, if they would justban guns, then nobody would ever
have a gun pointed, pointed out, They would never be held up by
a gun or you know, killedby a gun ever. Again, and

(01:14:04):
uh, the person was like,how do you how do you figure they
go, Well, if guns arebanned, where would they get the gun?
What about the existing guns? Rightif you go back to like eighteen
twelve, Yeah, yeah, wherewhere where would they get the guns?
Like? Oh, well, becausethere's a rule so that says that you
can't have it. Therefore, yeah, the people who are going to roll

(01:14:24):
you with it are gonna go well, you know, guys, there is
a rule, right, There's alsoa rule against not holding people a gun
point or killing people people that stillseems to have shooting somebody killing them was
illegal. Yeah, right, butthere's a rule. There's a rule.
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody. HiT's over the text over to two
two nine eight seven, will beright back. Hard noises, sexual innuendo

(01:14:53):
is and the icing on a cake. We're going through sixty nine wood Show.
We are into another new hour ofinsensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It's Monday morning, is June thefifth, twenty twenty three. I'm
Woody. That's raving. Good morning. There's Greg Gory. Menace is here,

(01:15:15):
what is up? There's Sea Bass, Dude got Stammy, Good morning.
Boor is here, Caroline is here. They're on the Woody Show production
department. Morgan is here. She'sour associate producer, Vaughan, our video
producer. You on the phones ateight seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four,Woody. You can also hit us up
of the text over to two tonine eight seven. Tomorrow is National Higher

(01:15:40):
Education Day? Why is it notthat kind of higher education? That's how
we do it on this show whereMenace gets stoned and whatever. We're talking
about the colleges and stuff. Ohokay, yeah, glory, but we
figured since you know, National HigherEducation Day and everything else, another round
of menace tick talk high talk likethat. Yeah, so it's the list

(01:16:03):
of things that menace keeps track ofwhen he's high. He's learning things on
TikTok yes, stem feed right,right, So medics will share some of
that. I did have some someblazed type of news. A couple different
things here for you. A newstudy out of UCLA has found that one
of the bigger risks associated with tobaccosmoking is not connected with smoking marijuana.

(01:16:28):
The researchers studied smokers and non smokersfor four years and found that none of
the marijuana smokers showed any signs ofdeveloping COPD. You know that damages the
lungs, makes it really hard tobreathe. But it's a common disease obviously
for cigarette smokers to develop. Andthere somebody, a friend of mine,
their mother God diagnoses COPD's never smokeda day in her life. Anything that's

(01:16:51):
sucks, So like, how doesthat happen? Right? I don't know,
man, secondhand? Somehow, Yeah, you hear about people getting you
know, lung cancer smoke the dayin their life. This might be a
fan of like car exhaust or something. Yeah, I don't know. You
probably heard about some of the benefitsof cannabis use, including stress relief,
pain management, But new research showsand finds a connection I guess, between

(01:17:14):
using cannabis products and having a moresatisfying sexual experience experienced. You haven't lived
weave until you've done it all weed. Weed's not one of those drugs I
think that would like heighten any kindof all. He does. I feel
more present, more interested, moreinto it. Yeah. Really, I

(01:17:34):
mean I understand like X well youknow or something like that, but like,
well, I'm not going to trythat. They always say, like
weed is not a performance enhancing druglike they said for like sports and stuff
like that, but it is fordoing it in the bedroom. It's amazing.
Really, Yeah, try it,Like how you just feel everything everything's

(01:17:55):
just heightened. Yeah. Yeah.Is it like kind of how it makes
food taste better? Yeah? Yes, yes, music sounds better? Yep,
Okay that's how Yeah, So takethat all right, um, yeah,
he says. Yeah. Authors ofthe study say it improves your sex

(01:18:15):
lives by making you more interested insex, didn't I say? It making
it easier to have an orgasm anda more intense one as well. I
mean what I said thought was hornywithout it? Yeah, until you're on
it. Yeah, they say foranyone interested in experimenting with cannabis in the
bedroom, start slowly by using thesmallest amount and see how it works for
you. Yeah, don't go hammerthe first time, right, don't get

(01:18:40):
your doctor. Also, new researchrevealing the habits and preferences of marijuana users
across the country. According to thesurvey of nearly four thousand users, seventy
eight percent say it has positive effectson their mental health. So your sexual
health, your mental health, where'sthe bad? Cannabis is a part of
the daily routine for forty eight percentof users. Sixty three percent of users

(01:19:02):
say it makes them feel more social. H Well, I can imagine it's
true. Yeah, like liquid couragebelieve cannabis positively impacts their overall happiness.
Okay, is there anything I can'tdo? No, it's a magical.
I'm not a daily user. Ican't do that. I don't understand how
people do that. Yeah, well, I mean, like I'm willing to

(01:19:26):
try and well, you know,my buddy Riz he had to give it
up for a while because he wasa daily guy, and uh, he
said he got so foggy. Yeah, that's the problem. Your reaction time,
when you're having a discussion, You'relike, oh, the discussion has
already moved on and you had somethingto say. But right, so,

(01:19:50):
yeah, I had I had tostop doing that as well. And then
there's the whole debate that still's going, still is happening in different places.
Can you be fired for medical marijuana? And the official answer is it depends.
Isn't that a good answer? It'sa great answer. Yeah, because
even though a weed is legal,an employer can fire or take other action
against an employee who uses marijuana atwork or shows up high, which also

(01:20:14):
makes sense obviously, but it's medical. Yeah. But the medical stuff,
I don't, I don't. Idon't really know how it works. Is
it like a doctor lying for you? Sure, I'm not insomnia, I
need got some weed. I stillhave insomnia, but I was willing to
try. Yeah, but I'm saying, like, uh, you know how
they talk about mushrooms with depression likemicro that I'm thinking micro dosing. So

(01:20:42):
it's not that way with medicinal marijuana, Like it's just you use it,
you get baked, and that's supposedto you know, your back pain or
whatever. I definitely stress reliever becauseyou're like, I don't care, Yeah,
what what? Why was I stress? Whatever? Man? Where's Postmates?

(01:21:06):
Because this is problem from what towhatever? Yeah? Because this this
is one of those, um,you know, advice column type things like
advice and segments, and they saidyou can still get high, but you
just have to do it when you'reoff the clock. It will still show
on a drug test, but youremployer needs to act in good faith and

(01:21:30):
assess your needs to accommodate your medicalmarijuana treatment. Well, I need a
smoke right now. God, thiscompany does a drug test, like nobody
would work here. It'd be likeGreg and I or even Greg now is
a drug addict. Maybe the WoodyShow with Woody Yeah, Sammy, are
you in the weed? I forget, I'm not. There was one point

(01:21:51):
where I was daily during the pandemic, but now no, that was a
smoking or edibles. It was smoke, and it did help me in the
sense of during that period of timeduring the pandemic, as a lot of
us were. I definitely was depressedand I did have trouble eating, Like
food just didn't taste good to meat all. I didn't want anything,

(01:22:12):
and so smoking weed though, helpedme want to eat. So it was
I did have to smoke to havedinner. Oh yeah, just like dinner,
smoking before you have dinners. Sogood, not wrong? Yeah apparently
before sex. Oh yeah, playit han't your life. But going back

(01:22:33):
to the mushroom people, the mushroompeople are the new pushers man people.
True, the weed people, Yeah, dude, mushroom people are like,
dude, you gotta try it,you gotta try it. I tried it
and it didn't do anything. Reallydidn't try I was bummed because just keeps
saying the people who were on mushrooms, they're just they're like happier, they're

(01:22:54):
just giggling the whole. Yeah,but I just really to try again.
I don't think I I've got abit batch. Yeah, you wouldn't even
try it now because it was justlike I think my I think my paranoia
paranoia would set in and then badthings would happen or what if he what
if he tried it? Just likeat home, I got not out in

(01:23:14):
the social situation was because that's whereokay, medicine, I we were.
We were at this gathering a bunchof we have like some common you know,
friends, and there were a bunchof people that had mushrooms. But
it was like in chocolate. Yeah, and medicine. I think we're the
only two who were not engaging,and both of us kind of had the
same idea, like, this isnot the setting. I want to try

(01:23:38):
this for the first time. That'swhy I tried it in chocolate and it
didn't do anything. But I increasethe dose and it still didn't do anything.
I increase the dose a third time. Geez, yeah, where were
you like at home? Just athome? Okay, Yeah, I guess
that's differently. I would never doit to start. It was a public
place with thousands of people. Never, I would never do that. There

(01:24:00):
could be a little bit too muchstimulation. You're depending on what your reaction
is. You don't know how youreact. Yeah, yeah, mess like
it's going to ruin the rest ofmy weekend. I'm good. Yeah,
stick to marijuana. So menaces TikTokhigh talk, Yes, And what's this
it's the stems stem feed stem feedTikTok. Now I'm not a TikTok guy.
So what's what is the STEM?There's for you feed, there's the

(01:24:23):
people you follow, and it's likethe education. How to learn in STEM?
You know, like in school.Yeah, it's all like science and
stuffology and yeah, factory bats aboutnature. What's the E in STEM?
Engineering? Engineering and engineering stuff?Yeah and engineering. Yeah. So I

(01:24:45):
just go through that feed and Igo, oh, that's interesting. Yeah,
I learned that. I'll retain thatI learned it, right. Yeah,
So menaces TikTok high talk or aNational higher Education they see, So
it's learning and high So it's likewhat Ravy was thinking and and also like
actual learning stuff like yeah with menaceof all people, I'm here to educate

(01:25:06):
you. That is next on theWoody Show, You guys five. During
the whole thing, they call itthe Eiffel Tower and then eventually you push
the girl out of the way andjust started girl between Yeah, you get
out of here. Leave well.In honor of National Higher Education Day,

(01:25:28):
we're going to be a good atime as any four menaces TikTok high talk.
Yes, let's learn together, uh, you know in this free time
likes to. He's a smoker.Raby's an edible person. I love them.
I love they too fast, thepast ones so menace. You know,

(01:25:51):
he gets high and me he getscurious and he keeps like a notebook
of different thoughts that he's got too. But now he's been watching these the
stem feed video on TikTok and learningabout some stuff. What so, what
you learned about this last time youwere high? Well, did you,
guys ever wonder why we don't throwtrash into a volcano? Nope, we

(01:26:13):
have all this trash. Why don'twe just start into trash? I could
probably tell you why. It's probablybecause volcanoes don't burn hot enough to fully
incinerate. That is incorrect. Oh, really, the trash is too cold
and it actually like disrupts the volcanoand could cause an eruption. So they

(01:26:34):
actually tested science, uh, scienceguys like tea bass play stations, scienceicians.
They tested it. They only threwa thirty pound bag of garbage into
the volcano and it already like startedlike tremors and stuff like that. Really,
yeah, that we might be startingoff a little rough here. Okay,
you're already incorrect in the beginning.But according to your sort of reading

(01:26:58):
of this. But so what's yourinterpretation? What what are you thinking here?
Well, what I said initially isthat it probably is not hot enough
at the point where you could introducetrash, because to fully burn trash you
need to get it super hot soyou don't have all the soot and volcano.
But I'm saying that by the pointwhere you can actually reach the lava,
aka the surface, it probably isn'thot enough. If it was down

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in the middle of the lava.Let's see, they said that the trash
is too cold, and they wouldcause because it's just from a cheese capacity
perspective, a thirty pound bag oftrash compared to millions of gallons of lava.
Yeah, but they got a tremorfrom a thirty pound back. Yeah,
it kind of it caused issue.I'll will come back to that one,
all right. So Sea basking tolook at it that one again.

(01:27:39):
He was high. Maybe he wrotedown some of the stuff and I went
through it. I went through it. Yeah, all right, Well,
Sea Bass google this one also.Uh do you would you want to know
what it would be like to standon Saturn? Yeah? Like, of
course on the surface wall it doeshave a solid surface, but it's mostly
like nitrogen gas. So what happenedis you get really really cold, and

(01:28:02):
apparently there's so much force with thisgas that it would crush you as well.
Really, so, yeah, youcan't stand on there if even if
you wanted to. I saw theyasked all these um, all these kids,
um what their favorite planet was,and Saturn was by far the web
up. Yeah, so beautiful theirfavorite planet. Now stand on I thought

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this was cool. Now, Craig, am I wrong? You went to
Cambridge? Right? I did forone summer. Okay, So apparently summered
in Cambridge some odd Apparently Cambridge cameup with the webcam, came up with
the webcam. Yeah, so theydeveloped the webcam. And the whole reason
that they made the webcam is sothey can keep an eye on a pot
of coffee. So they want toknow when the coffee was empty or when

(01:28:50):
it was ready. So they setup this webcam, uh situation, And
that's how we got webcams from Cambridge. And their coffee was in Cambridge.
Manutes, I saw your buddy steps, Yeah he was, I saw him
rolling around. Let's say what's up? No, I did not why not.

(01:29:14):
He probably had a lot of people. It's not just rolling through the
courtyard. At least they said theyinvented to keep an eye on a pot
of coffee. Everybody knows anything hasto do with the internet at age is
always for porn. It was forporn. Yeah, it was for web
girls. That's sites for coffee.And then maybe we can use it to
keep an eye on the coffee.We know it's in a coal seabas.
Do you find anything over there?Yeah, about your garbage volcano. My

(01:29:36):
first initial guess that wasn't hot enough. It's been proven correct. Yes,
a lot of fumes would be released, and I think what you're seeing is
that, Yeah, when you breakthe surface, you get like like breaking
the surface of a pot pipe,that kind of explosion. Yeah, you
get an issue, right, butthat would be a it wouldn't be a
tremor. I don't know. Idon't want to argue about it. At

(01:29:58):
least this is what they told him. Yeah, trying to get to the
bottom of it. It sounds likeit. Okay, I'm thinking a while
from high and it goes on TikTokon the stem feed, Yes, and
uh, he learns different things.What else did you learn the last time
you were high there? Okay,so apparently the oldest living thing on the
planet is uh, anywhere between.That's kind of wide range between twelve million

(01:30:26):
and eighty million years old. Andtell me if you heard this before.
It's living and it's a hundred andsix acres of trees in Utah called Pando.
Where have we heard this before?Pando like Pandora, like with all
the trees and stuff like that.I don't know if that's where they got
this from maybe, but this smallacres of trees is the oldest living thing

(01:30:53):
in the world and it's called Pandoof everywhere on the planet. Everywhere on
the planet. It's in Utah.Really yeah, okay, it's a trip
and apply it's all getting eaten upby like deer and stuff like. You
would think they would protect this,but they don't. How big are these
trees, I'm just normal sized trees. They're not like, yeah, well

(01:31:15):
they probably all ether catch it underthe great Yes, that is correct,
All right? Interesting? Okay,Now chickens, we love chickens, right,
yeah, Now, chickens after theythey lay eggs. I didn't know
this. Do you know that theydon't eat for twenty one days after they
lay their eggs. Really, yeah, they only take a break for fifteen
minutes per day to drink water.And because throughout the day they're flipping the

(01:31:40):
egg to like rotate it and keepit warm. They do that up to
fifty times per day. And theydon't eat, and they don't eat,
So how do they live? Right? Because just off the water, That's
what I'm saying, Like, youknow these hens laying eggs, they're not
hungry. Yeah, I think she'staught. He's talking about fertile eggs.
Fertile eggs, Yeah, I know. But like, oh, so once

(01:32:02):
it right to give birth to achick. Yes, that's why they're rotating
a fifty times a day, right, so once they lay a fertilized egg.
So not like not like just anyonethat any one of the hands that
are dropping eggs for us to eatevery day, Yes, to have a
chick. Although we learned that youcan buy and I had no idea you
can buy fertilized eggs for tilet eggs. Those are eggs. It may have

(01:32:27):
been fertilized. Yeah, they werearound eggs, Like why would you want
those? Well, seem as yousaid, you were gonna better, you
were gonna try to grow chick rightand then, but the rotating part is
the issue. Yeah, well I'mgonna do it eventually. But yeah,
because it happens, like Menisa said, in nature, where the mother hands
are always rotating those eggs. Iguess. So that keeps the chicks from
being bored upside down with broken spinesor whatever. Yeah. You you as

(01:32:48):
an ape, if you have anincubator, have to be doing that as
well. I have to go inthere every couple times a day. It's
you know, kind of angle themin the way. Yeah, you real.
Also, there's a fungus out therecalled orange pele fungus and it looks
like orange peel's on the ground andgreat, guess you can eat it.
They say it doesn't really taste likeanything, but it's kind of meaty meat.

(01:33:13):
Yeah, fungus, orange peel fungus. Google it all right. Do
you uh do you ever think aboutlike if there's a higher dimension like everything,
Yeah, like everything all at oncetype thing where there's another dimension of
something that's happened, right, Yeah, And researchers think if you were able

(01:33:39):
to get to a higher dimension likeworld, our world is in three D,
right, but we only see intwo D. If you were able
to go to a higher dimension,you would be like, if I'm looking
at you, would I would beable to see behind behind you and see
the back of your hat. IfI was able to get to a higher
dimension, So I'd be able tosee in three D. You understand?

(01:34:00):
Or I can see and oh Iwant to see what Greg's heart looks like.
I can look at Greg and likesee his heart. Okay, so
you're looking at me, like,I wouldn't have to turn around, but
you can see the back of myhead just by looking at me. Yes,
if I wanted to, it wouldbe like them through from through my
head, not from a perspective frombehind me. Well, you can do

(01:34:21):
it anyway you want. Yeah,wow, yeah, And why why would
this be because you're not hired dimensionDuhn makes it that way? Uh to
that part they didn't explain. Yeah, you know why. It's probably not
real. It's just it. Yeah, it is a theory because it's a
higher dimension. Right, Yeah,all right, Oh, I just have

(01:34:43):
one quick thing for Greg. Googlethis. It's called a goliath beetle and
it can lift up to eight hundredtimes. It's its own body weight and
it's disgusting. It looks like,what is it a goliath beetle? It's
big as your hand. Oh god, Oh you would collect those off of

(01:35:05):
trees and across Oh really yep?I was like, would love so much
bug collecting a baby. Australian funnelweb spiders. How's their Oh? Look
at that funnel the world's deadliest spider. Nice funnel web spider. Australian funnel

(01:35:27):
web spiders looks like a trantla Andapparently they're able to tweak their venom,
so it could be super deadly orjust kind of deadly, depending on what
kind of mood the spiders that weirdsick. Yeah, So now they're doing
all this research to try to understandthe molecular complexity of their venom, and
men can go back to the oldestorganism. How old do you say those

(01:35:49):
trees were? They said anywhere fromtwelve million to eighty million. That doesn't
sound right, yeah, because Iread that the oldest tree on Earth it's
two years old. Was only no, it was like a couple of thous
in two thousand nine. Sorry maybe, yeah, because that would have just
there's just been too many ice agesand things like that too. They said
it's from the ice age, becauseI'm seeing every other resource says there,

(01:36:11):
maybe there might be fourteen thousand yearsold this Pando thing seven millions, dude,
the oldest living thing on the earth. That's why when you see these
fact toys, especially on tiktards,you kind of gotta say, does that
make sense? Maybe do a littlemore looking into well, dude, you
but he's all high. He's high. Oh yeah, come on, man,
I forgot but all right, wellwe won't do this segment anymore then.
Oh well, maybe a couple morezeros or something. Yeah, maybe

(01:36:36):
he's in fourteen thousand, fourteen thousandmillion. No, they said eighty million.
Yeah, it was eighty guys.Eighty million guys, eighty million.
It was on TikTok. Thank you. There's menaces TikTok high talk yea no
hole on every single one. Itwas. What I gotta ask, was
sea bass in the room the lasttime we did this? Yeah? It

(01:36:59):
was awesome. I was more fun, was it? Yeah? Well,
I mean he didn't torpedo the firstone out the game and then slow down
the whole thing. Yeah, allright, torpedo like the one in the
middle or something more. What heshows next second, the menace is having
another wiener surc They have to gospelunking through your urethrow, oh my god,

(01:37:19):
down him through the tip of hispenis, down through his urethroat to
pull out this stone that he cannotpack. No, no, and then
I think they like suck it outyea, like a disoner vacuum. Well,
that last round of menace TikTok hightalk really got the text going on

(01:37:40):
this whole like trees thing is reallydefending menace saying he was right. Oh
well, so what was the whatwas the thing you learned again? People
just joining us? Yeah, theysaid the oldest living thing on the planets
is up to eighty million years old, and it's one hundred and sixty acres
of trees in you called pando pandopando hando. Yeah, and uh a

(01:38:04):
text or did text in and didremind me of a piece of the video
that I forgot to put in becauseyou're high. Yeah, because I was
high. Right that the root systemfor the trees is eighty up to eighty
million years old. Ya, Sowhat were you saying, Sammy, like
something about like, um, howit would have survived the ice age?
Right, because it's the root system, so that's underneath, that's what they're

(01:38:27):
talking about. But from what I'mreading, it says eighty thousand years the
text. The text also said eightythousand minutes. Oh okay, oh all
right, Well I'm saying anyway,it's it's gone on on the Uh yeah,
So it's not the trees themselves,it's the root system underground. I'm
surprised so many people already knew aboutthis. I'd never even heard of that
before. But did I don't know. I didn't look up Avatar. But

(01:38:54):
is that where they got Pandora?From Pandora's a Greek god, Pandora,
like the whole plot of the movie. Are these special? Cameron? Where
did you steal that? Yeah?Was it from Utah? Is it from
pandel a? One eight? ClassicSea Bass ruining everything with his like pay
attention to facts? Uh? No, one said, but there's no need

(01:39:15):
to ish on everything every time.I didn't dish on every single thing here
and again, this is just informationthat I get from TikTok. But I'm
saying, I mean, I thinkyou're asking questions isn't ruining a bid.
Well, I mean it's your demeanorwhen you ask the question. Sorry,
it was like, yeah, youknow what, I don't know, buddy,
I don't know about eighty million,maybe eighty thousand, eight thousand.

(01:39:35):
That sounds like I'm already yeah,as opposed to like, yeah, hey,
I I hate to stop. Yeah, but deal double check those numbers
because no, see that's no.I like the first time you try to

(01:40:02):
you need to reshoot that SeaBASS.It sounded very chunky. Oh yeah,
the mics went on. He letout like yeah, like it sounded like
it regurgitated but with chunks. Yeah, there you go. All right.
Monday morning, the results are infor the Redneck news story of the Week.

(01:40:23):
They were only three stories last weekbecause it was a short week after
the holiday weekend, so the threenominees. Nomine number one was the meth
dealer in Colorado who ran and triedto lose the cops by making a six
hour float away down the river,but sadly not on a log. Nomine
number two was mister Christopher Harris therein Florida, who was pants down and

(01:40:45):
masturbating watching porn at the apartment complexpool remember with the up blue through the
speaker, blasting the sound so everybodycan hear the issue is. And then
nomine number three. Dude in Floridawho was busted in the win Dixie parking
lot with a sock and an Eminem'sMinis container full of meth doing it right?
All right? So who's gonna getyour vote this week? Now we

(01:41:08):
have the listener of vote. Weknow he's moving on to playoff round,
but we'll go around the room here. Started you with Raby in your vote?
I mean, even though there's nota log involved, the fact that
we're still calling it a meth drivenfloat away, Yes, I have to
go with number one, all right. Now, i'mine number one, Greg
Gory, Yeah, I agree,using a river as transportation police kept throwing

(01:41:29):
ropes to him, he kept throwinghim back. I'm good, menace,
no log, No number one forme. That would be number three,
all right. The meth parking lotgot him statched those Eminem's Minis containers.
Yeah, alright, using him atleast. Um, let's see sea Bass.
I'm trying to look. I'm likehe did he have anything, you

(01:41:50):
know, a pool noodle? Anythingat all? No? Apparently it's a
long time to be in the river. Si hours. Well again, like
he would come to the to theshallow waters every once in a while,
it's arrest. They had that dronefollowing him, remember, because they they
figured it was too dangerous for theofficers to get in the river, and
so he would like go to theshallow waters for a bit until they catch

(01:42:10):
up, and then you go backinto the middle. But this one on
for six hours. But yeah,he's still get my vote because he is
in the shallows. Now, yeah, all right, what about you,
Sammy, I have to go withthe meth float away. Yeah, meth
float away. Yeah, sweep itfor meth float away. Metis was not
willing. Oh yea, that's right. Will I'm sorry, sweet, my
bad, My bad, Yeah,my bad. All right, So the

(01:42:36):
results are in your official redneck newsstory of the week. Nis a gentleman
indeed the float away? Yeah dropyeah. So did we have a name
on this guy? No, Idon't have a name. Anyway, we'll

(01:42:58):
send it to the Fort Collins,call Colorado Police Department and they can put
the name on this you're getting.Let him know that he's moved on into
a playoff round of the Redneck NewsStory of the Week. We're gonna take
a quick break. We got somemore Monday Woody Show for you. Next
hang up Insensitivity Training for a politicallycorrect worlds The Woody Show. All right,

(01:43:21):
we are wrap it up and gettinghell out of here, everybody.
Monday Morning in the books, ofcourse, saw The Woody Show and the
Monday Podcast waiting for you to goto The Woody Show dot com. We
gott into the weekend homework topic thingsthat people flex about but shouldn't you know,
I'd never take any of my vacationdays. Cool, That's all right,

(01:43:44):
that's a really cool thing, rightof the company, right, Yeah,
But other things that people called inwith on the after hours voicemail on
the Facebook over the weekend. Thankyou everybody who did that, and you
can go back here the calls inthe text that we took this morning on
that topic the Woody Show dot Com. I'm also the winner of the Redneck
News Story of the Week. Weknow it's moving on into the playoff round.

(01:44:04):
All the trading news headlines and Raby'snerd out that and more could all
be found on that Monday podcast.Just hit up The Woody Show dot com
coming up tomorrow morning a special instudio guest Pete Wentz from a fall pe
known Pete Forever. This is thisis a true story when Raby and I

(01:44:26):
were working together before Greg and Menaceand everybody else. Raby and I were
doing an afternoon show in Chicago atthe Alternative station there, and we would
do this thing on Friday's where we'dhave a different local band, unsigned local
band come in and yeah, theywere like, um, they were like
our house band, like you'd seeon the Tonight Show or whatever, in
and out of breaks and stuff.Yeah, so as we're going to commercial

(01:44:47):
break, like, hey, takeus to commercial break, and that was
Fallout Boy. And we had FalloutBoy a couple different times. Yeah,
where they called Fallout Boy. Yes. Yeah, So we've known these guys
a long time. The other bandthat we had a ton more than follow
Up Boy even was Rise Against Right. Yeah, so like it's it's pretty
cool. That is awesome. They'vebeen they've been very successful, very famous
now for a long time. AndPete Wentz and whatever hairstyle he's rocking these

(01:45:10):
days. Yeah, we'll see he'llbe in tomorrow morning so that we'll ramp
with him and a whole bunch moretomorrow Tuesday here on The Woody Show.
Yeah, all right, rayby Menace, Sea Bass, Sammy. Anything you
like to add that is great goryparting words of wisdom please. Yeah.
The older you get, the uglieryou're willing to go out in public.
Absolutely true. That's so true.My wife and I were just talking about

(01:45:34):
that the other day because she's like, oh, we got to run to
the store now. I'm in youknow that athletic shorts, which is ironic
and just like a T shirt thatI wore to bed the night before.
Who cares. Yeah, she wantedto run out real quick to the store.
I'm like, oh, yeah,I need to grab a couple of
things too. She goes, oh, well, I'm ready. I'm like
you are, because she wasn't likebasically her Jammy's too like a pair of

(01:45:57):
sweatpants and just like sweat shirt andthe old days, you would get all
dulled up. Yeah, yeah,at least change into it, you know,
like a going not a going outoutfit, but like, you know,
something to leave the house in,something presentable, not your house clothes.
Yeah, come on, ye allright, thank you very much.
Great gory wood Thank you so muchfor give it the Woody Show some of
your valuable time this morning. Youknow we'd love it to appreciate you for

(01:46:19):
that. The rest of you guyscan suck it. Catch you back here
on Tuesday. Have a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch.