The Woody Show June 5th 2024 Podcast

Top, Versatile or Ravenous Bottom, News Headlines, Redneck News & More! 

Episode Transcript

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Is it lies the Woody Show?This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training

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class is now in session. Bygood morning everybody. Well it's midweek,
it's Wednesday, nor it is Junethe fifth, twenty twenty four. Hello,
welcome, We out here right minutes. Yeah, we are lfg rav
LFG. I'm Woodie. There isRaby. We've got Greg Gory. Menis

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Sea Bass. There's Sammy Bort,Caroline, We've got Morgan and Vaughn.
We're all here. You are hereour guest of honor. Always invited to
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seven this morning on the show.It's our annual tradition little game we play

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here in Pride month, Junus PrideMonth, and so Sea Bass went down
to a Pride celebration this past weekendas kicked off the month of Pride.
Yeah. Yeah, and today we'regoing to play top versatile or ravenous bottom
off. Now the term ravenous bottom. Yeah, word of that. This
was we were doing a first impressionsegment where we just gave Sea Bass a

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picture from somebody here of somebody hereon the show just went on the streets
and said, hey, tell meabout this for asking strangers tell me about
this person. And they're like,well, looks like he had some kind
of corporate job and maybe you blahblah blah blah. It just kind if
you had to make up a storyfor this person based on their look,
Yeah, what would it be.They could be looking at a menace or
greg or whoever. Right. Andat one point this guy, he was

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looking at the picture and he goes, he's probably a ravenous bottom, right,
Yeah, he's probably a ravenous bottom, right, Yeah, And we
just thought that was one of thefunniest things we ever heard. Yeah,
ravenous not just the bottom, You'rea ravenous bottom here, get enough?
Yeah, So top, versatile orravenus bottom. So Sea Bass will be
interviewing these different people from the PrideFestival and we have to try to guess

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based on what we heard, dowe think they are a top, a
versatile or a ravetus bottom. Veryexciting. Yes, anueal Trisian redneck news
today some of the news headlines we'llget to those. Raves got nerd nowt
for the hours up Birthday's Porno Birthdayand more. Here for you on The
Woody Show this Wednesday morning. Again, phones are open at eight seven seven

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forty four Woody, you can allhit us over that text over to two
to nine eight seven. Well,it is it's graduation season and I was
reading this story out of New Orleans, where The wood He Show is proud
to be heard weekdays on All ninetytwo to three. YEP, about nineteen
year old Elijah Hogan, who graduatedvaledictorian from Walter L. Cohen High School

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while living in a homeless shelter.Wow, that's like a movie. Yeah,
started high school remotely during the pandemic, residing in a covenant house,
a shelter for homeless youth, andmanaged to graduate at the top of his
class. He attributes his success tothe support from his community, plans to
contribute his education, majoring in graphicdesign, is going to go to Xavier

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University of Louisiana. Good friend,So shout out to Elijah Hogan. They're
in a New Orleans love that.See, some people just like to wallow
in their victimhood, like oh,they would take that opportunity to go like,
well, you know, I'm homelessand yeah right, you know,
always me as opposed to like workingthem with themselves. People go, oh,
well that's just not possible. Youcan't. Sometimes you just can overcome

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your stric Yeah, I understand,but sometimes you don't even try totally.
Yeah, those people, some peopledon't even try to do it. Orbell
Victorian was just privileged. Like Irespect the people who at least give it
a shot. It's the people whojust sit there and just use their victimhood
for whatever it is and say it'llnever happen. Yeah. June Also Father's

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Day coming up on what day?Greg? The sixteenth, sixteenth Sunday sixteenth?
Yeah, Greg, was I wantclarification? The other day I thought,
oh got him? I late,Yeah, I got to send something
to dad. You know, sowhat would you say to your dad?
Greg? Probably that's kind of aman's man, right, I mean,
yeah, I'm imagining like dark woodsand cigars and bourbons and stuff, you

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know. Knife Yeah, no,probably just like some a refined gentleman,
you know, like a gift basketthat has like you know, like one
of those pre packed things that youcan buy online with like wine and like
crackers, cheese and okay, somethinglike that. There's the website I used
for all that me too, calledgift Tree. Oh I haven't them.

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Okay, what's the one you saidthat you used for a Mother's day For
Mother's Day, Oh, gold belly, gold Belly. Oh that's that's the
food one. But if I wantto do like fine wine, like grape
fine wine and juice, yeah,free, I always crackers, you know
what? Just random gift basket tapestuff not yeah, not a sponsored but
could be. Check them out.Dad, thanks for banging. Mom,

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happy to be here. You dida great Father's Day. Well so normal.
By the numbers, when it comesto dads, fifty percent of guys
will become a dad. Two childrenis the number of kids the average guy
has. Ten percent of men havemore than four children. Yeah, I've
seen more and more of these dumbvideos where you know, these families.

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It's mostly the women who are doingit, like, oh, here meet
all my kids. This is Tiffany, she's seventeen years old. And then
there's somebody else who's sixteen years old, and then fourteen years old, and
then thirteen years old, and theneleven years old, and it goes all
the way down to like two monthsold. Wow, and the chick has
like fourteen kids and she remembers thatshe's pregnant. You're like, holy hell.

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Like the guy's just sitting there likea beaten man. You know,
he's like kind of just standing there, stationary, but just this pasted smile.
Yeah on his face. He's probablyjust using him as a sperm dispenser.
Yeah, he's probably thinking, Idon't know their name, dude.
So Eric who used to work onthe show, he just had a baby.
Oh he had the baby. Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah,
and I didn't get that information.I randomly met the baby yesterday,

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not on purb business store, ranton the highway and I couldn't get a
baby was on the highway. Icouldn't get off a certain exit, and
so I was forced to go intotheir neighborhood and I would just happened to
be by their house and I hithim up. I'm like, hey,
I'm I'm right here. Do youneed anything? So I was like,

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you know what, let me bringyou some lunch, and then I brought
some lunch over. They look likethey were already tired. I didn't know.
You should have told me that theyhad that baby. I had no
id social media. I'm not allover social media, despite everybody's most popular
beliefs. Yeah, it wasn't.It wasn't on Twitter. That's where win
he is. No, I'm onInstagram more than anything. It's on insta
Yeah really, yeah, that's whereI saw it. Yeah, the baby's

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only like what a week old?Maybe a week and a half. Yeah,
because I thought people when they havea baby don't let people even near
the baby for like, no,yeah we didn't. Yeah, we weren't
inside. Are you kidding? Youhave so many visitors like right away,
Oh yeah, people come by thehospital. Oh well, Johnny Julianne,
who used to work on the showis also having a baby and she has
that rule where she doesn't go outsidefor like thirty days plus. Are you

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serious? Something like shot that you'resupposed to get if you're going to see
a new more maybe like some parentswould be like, oh, just make
sure you get whatever shot. Yeah, but we weren't like Kennel cough shot
or something like HPV. Right,we were outside, but I it was
weird because I know other people theyhave their baby and they already have like
in a stroller, and they're outin the park in the first week.

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Oh my god, of course.Yeah we didn't. Wait. It seems
way too fragile. Yeah, Iknow. Well, yeah, like getting
babies some fresh air. You're gettingfresh air. Yeah, that sounds too.
Eric's baby is on the highway apparently, like you know, and running
errands. Yeah, yeah, gorunning out to get beer. Ten percent
of guys faint during the delivery.I was more normal by the numbers.

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Fun facts on fatherhood. And theytell you too. I remember, like
right before the whole thing got ontheir where they're like, look, we're
gonna need your help and just keeplistening for instruction and just do what we
say. But they're telling you ifyou pass it, telling you if you
pass out, you will lay there. Yeah, like we're dealing with mom
and the baby. Yeah right,we know you're all right. Yeah,
so the dad passes out and thenthey still got their hands and your wife

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and stuff, and I would sopass out. Yeah. Gross. Ten
percent of guys have the birth onvideo. Twenty five percent of dads don't
take paternity leave. Yeah, becausesomebody's got to get out there. Yeah,
twenty five percent don't take it.It would be like no, and
I'm gonna let you have a littlesecret. Guys don't want to take paternity

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leave. They're looking for an excuseto get out of that house. Sounds
about away from all the stuff,get away from you definitely were No,
I'm telling you that's the majority ofguys. Most guys that I talked to,
they're like, yeah, man,my wife doesn't even know that we
have paternity leave, like in thebenefits because they want to get out of

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there's too many visitors, those peopleall over the house, you know,
to get like just a little ofa break from babyland, go to work.
They're like, oh, this isgreat. What do you think somebody?
Dads hide out in the bathroom,like as the kids start getting older
and stuff like al Bundy in thebathroom. That's why guys like, we
don't take twenty minutes to poop,but you do. When you're a parent,
you know, you go in thereand you hide out. That's just

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how it is. Yeah, Butpaternity leave is different because you have a
full year to take it. Youdon't have to take it right when the
baby's born or two months. Weknow, and then we use that like,
oh, you know, I'm justgonna take a couple of days off,
But you use that for something else. You don't tell your wife that
that's what it is that you're usingpaternity days. Okay, Well, I
know a lot of people were like, the mom will go back to work
after her maternity leave is up,and then the dad would take his paternity

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leave, and that's kind of howgo. Yeah, I mean you could
do that. Yeah, it dependson how you want to split it up.
And yeah, how much paternity leavedoes a guy get? Usually a
week a week, it's a twelvemonths, twelve yeah, twelve what weeks?
No? Way, yes, way, no year? When not when
we had our kids? Oh no, we got company policy when we had

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both kids. Was one week.It's been updated my friends. No,
no women, well women get that. No men will get like a couple
of months, twelve weeks. Maybethat's the way it is now. I'm
saying, when you know, theyoungest one is now eleven, so eleven
year, twelve years ago, becauseshe's got a birthday coming up twelve years
ago the wife had whatever the paternityleave was for women, telling you now,

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dudes a lot longer, dudes hada week. That was what well,
almost sixteen years ago, and youdid have a week. You did
have a year to use it,but you had a week. According to
federal law, the Family and MedicalLeve Act guarantees twelve weeks of unpaid job
protected leave from new right. Butyou can file for like I know,
like this company, even if theemployment or something during that time, or

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there's something that you can file.You can't because there's a woman who works
here for one of our other radiostations and she was having a baby.
She was going through all this jugglingbecause I think it's changed since then.
By at the time, the companywasn't giving you paid maternity leave as the
mom. Wow. Yeah, soshe was having to do like unemployment and
use all her vacation days and allher sick days and trying to figure out

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exactly how much time she'd be ableto get. Yeah, but at the
time, again twelve years ago,we had a week, but you had
a year to use it. Imean, if it was paid, I'd
be having a baby, yeah,right. One hundred and forty three thousand
men take permanently to become a stayat home dad. Lucky. Only five
percent of guys say they would havea daughter if they could choose the gender
of their child. Dudes want sons, you know, because you know how

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to relate to them. Right,It's like, yeah, I don't you
know. Oh yeah, if Ihad a daughter, i'd probably give her
to it. Even as a fortyseven year old man. Women are mysteries,
you know what I mean? Yeah. Ten percent of men say they're
not comfortable handling a baby. Greg, I think they're going to break.
Yeah. The average father's biggest parentingproblem is not enough money. Well yeah,
these chicks, they got the fourteenperson rollout casting a rollout on these

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videos online? Holy hell, howmuch does that guy make? Yo?
Twenty five percent of men consider theirfather's parenting skills as below average. Major
resis he didn't show enough love.Oh, not a problem in my house,
man, I dote over my kids, right yeah, Oh look at
this working man. You'll come overhag on them and stuff. Yep,

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they know it. Forty two percentof average guys spend less than two hours
a day with their kids. Theaverage father's top parenting fear the kid will
run with a bad crowd. Ohthat's my brother. About that, Ask
my mom about that. Ninety percentof current fathers would still want kids if
they had to do it over.Oh okay, I can't imagine starting over

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at this point. Starting over wouldbe brutal. I know, imagine having
an oopsie baby now, Oh god, I mean not that you will can
because they're sniffed. I'm sniffed.But still we have we've protected against them.
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a politically correct World is Wednesday Morning'sJune fifth, twenty twenty four. I'm
whatdy? That's Raby Woody. Wegot Greg Gory, Good morning, Menace
is here? What is that?Woody? There's sea bass or we got
Sandy money. Phones are open eightseven seven forty four Wooding, it's eight
seven seven forty four whating that usup of the text over to two two

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nine eight seven. It is Pridemonth, so we celebrate with our annual
round, our little game that weplay each and every year called top Versatile
or Ravenous Bottom Noise. Seabash hasgone to one of the the Pride gets
together and talk to some of thepeople there. Get together. Well,
sometimes it's all right. Sometimes it'sa festival something, you know, we're

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getting together. It's always a parade. Yeah, And so he's talking to
some of the people there and thenasking some questions and then at the end
of that, we just had toguess top versatile or ravenous bottom. And
if you don't know what that means, look it up. Yeah, ravenous.
It's Google. You just can't getenough, you know, so satiable.
So that's that's happening this hour,dude. I love this. In

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Louisiana, lawmakers they just approved abill, so now it goes to the
governor's desk for his signature. Itwould allow judges to sendence surgical castration,
as well as prison time to someonewho's convicted of you know, really bad
stuff like rape or incest or molestation, things like that, and how cool,
dude, rip. I kind ofthought it already was allowed. No,

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I guess not, not really,because this is a this is a
big deal. It seems like thekind of thing that was allowed seventy years
ago. Yeah, yeah, thirtyyears ago. Yeah. Publicly, it
just cuts you know, cut somecreeps nuts off right there in the town
square chemicals. So it's not Iknow, but I'm going for like,
let's get nuts just off. Yeah. Yeah, stuff. I love that

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anyway, So the governor parents areexpected to uh to sign them some apologies.
In the news, a fifth gradeteacher in Massachusetts has been placed on
the administrative leave after holding a mockslave auction. That's good every week?
Does this every year? And agetting. These are our educators, you would
think, right, you'd at leastbe smart enough to, like, I

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don't know, read the news ordon't you guys talk in the in the
teacher's lounge or something? Are youideas of each other? Like a message
board? Yeah? Anyway, alsoused a racial slur during class. Apparently
the mock slave auction happened back inJanuary as part of a history lesson on
the the economy of Southern colonies.But what's what's slurred? You know,

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I don't know, but the teacherdid make examples of two black children and
at the front of the room probablysaid something like honky or cracker or something
like that, you know, probablysay they had nice attributes like strength and
good teeth, So that that wentwell. More apologenes. Pat McAfee has
apologized after a segment about Caitlyn Clarkwhere he referred to Yeah, as he

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referred to as a white bitch.And apparently there's like a monologue that he
was doing where he's actually complimenting herfor how much attention she has drawn to
the w NBA. But a littletoo passionate, little too over the top.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey, but a Angel Reese whoever that
is place for the Chicago Skuyu wouldlike you to know that Caitlyn Clark isn't

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the only reason women's basketball is poppingright now and wants people to put some
respect on her names. Again,who are you? She got kicked out
of the game last night? Yeahfor chirp at Areth and law so ball
remember that guy. Yeah, hesaid he would pay her fine for her.
Okay, but you know what,she shouldn't need him to pay to

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find for her. Yeah. Person, she didn't say, please, somebody
pay my fund. No, butyou should turn it down. He said,
this was stupid that you got kickedout of this game for that.
Basically all she did was kind ofjust give him the Frenchman's way. She
was kicked out of the game.Did did you see the video of the
chick at the Edmonton Oilers game?Who the cans out? Yeah? No

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I did? Yeah, yeah,I was that not on my sports ye
all over? First of all,nice cans, second of all, and
I'm not a boob guy, butnice can. She's been getting an offer
of poorn now. She's just afan in the stands. She's not like
any kind of like famous person shedidn't have only fans already, because that's
the new move these days. Alot of let's just say, the video

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was exactly ready to catch her perfectlyso that that so it sounds like sat
up a launch of only fans.But she's way too hot to do that
kind of stuff, you know whatI mean, Like, you don't even
do that kind of stuff when you'rethat, you know, good looking,
you don't have to. But ifyou want to be an independent crue,
makee own money. Yeah, man, sure they found who is part of
yours who showed their cans with cansat oilers game. Sure somebody has found

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her for sure. Yeah, butthe offers out there. Another apology in
the New is a bar in Idahocatching some heat after announcing that for the
month of June, which you knowis Pride month, they're going to be
celebrating heterosexual Awesomeness Month. Awesomeness.The bar said that every Monday in June
will be Hetero Male Monday, andany heterosexual male dress like a heterosexual male

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will get a free beer. NoiseWednesdays are for couples, where each heterosexual
couple will receive fifteen percent off theirbill and Thursdays are Heterosexual Ladies' Nights with
her Hetero Happy Hour, promising happyhour prices for straight women all a long,

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super fun. Hey, you knowwhat what the conversation will be at
the bar? The chicks noise ifyou're dressed like a head or so far
man. Yeah. Yeah. Inother words, you can't walk in there
with your bag, Greg, Ican't walk with my man bag. Yeah,

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we're a flannel you know. Yeah, no kerchiefs, no product in
your hair, man. Yeah,you walk in there with a trucker hat
on. Or you go in thereand shaved your head. Yeah, some
sort of bon touch gear you getwith the chick you know, of course,
Hell yeah, that's what you do. I wouldn't you, Yeah for
a free beer. Excuse me,ma'am, I'm gonna see you. I'm
gonnaed to see your I d yousee you whip your cans out. But

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I'm sure there's people offended at this. I find nothing offensive about it.
Who cares they're doing it for they'redoing it for marketing, and they just
got it. And then they justgot the thing is uh, they didn't
even have the name of the barthat this article clearly just left the name
of the bar out. We're notputting in respect, but only halfway.

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Yeah, right, I wonder howI could find the name? Oh man,
oh wow, the Old State Saloonis, which you would have in
your article there if you did someresearch the article I read about it.
I'm not like looking up multiple articles. Yeah, my article research stops at
one. How much I'm doing aninvestigative report into it? Dude, again,

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a total of six seconds to figureit out? Yeah, well you
know I'm a real investigator. Wow, good for you, gold Star,
He's a Google investigator. Look atthat. Teach you how someday? Yeah,
yeah, please do eight seven sevenforty four. Woodie hit us up
with a text over to two twonine eight seven Sea Bass right at home
at pride Fest hell talking to allhis uh you know, all his people.

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Well, if I had a bunchof gay friends, well, Greg,
what would be a a endearing yetnot offensive turn. I wouldn't call
him my Queen's right, that wouldbe what do you what do you call?
What do you call your gay homies? The bigger question would be like
for women, it's like fruit fly, right, gay, that's what they
called. But what would a straightguy'd be called if he had a gaggle

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of guess I guess I had afruit fly. They have male fruit flies,
don't they? Maybe like I thoughtall fruit flies were female, right
like house cats, which thought forthe longest time that all domestic house cats
females. I could see, Yeah, they're very delicate. I could see
like the boyfriend of a fruit flymaybe being fruit fly adjason. I don't

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see him being a full time fly. Got to come up with the allies
out there, But that's not that'snot the same thing. Yeah, yeah,
well we'll workshop it while we're theseguys, tell us if they take
it or get it. What abouta bromo? Yeah, I like that.
That's a good one. Bromo.I like it. Yeah. So,
like, you know, you justhanging around a bunch of gay guys.

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You're straight, but you hang outyou're bromo. Yeah, you're you're
bro to the homos. It's nota better turn out there. I think
it's called questioning. No, Mikethe show killer, Greg, there's a
number people to be very close friends. So you're friends with me? Are
you questioning my questioning? And soI know I don't know me very backward

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right now. Yeah, what doyou mean? What do you mean?
What do you mean? What's allbeing questioning? No, so you're you're
insinuating that if you're hanging out withsome gay dudes that you do, you
might be questioning. Yeah, Imean you might be. The chances are
maybe you're friends. Yeah, justfriends, menace? Is that possible?
Welcome to twenty twenty four Way toGo? Talking about Way to Go?

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Yes, what are you talking?Yeah? I get ready to field some
complaints on menace social media platforms.It's going to be on all the l
g B t q I A.Yeah, there's forums. There's a bar
in Idaho I'd like you to visit. Yeah, all right, So we're
gonna play a top, versatile orravenous bottle covered Guess what? Well,

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it's a Pride month. Sea Basswas out there at a Pride festival,
a Pride parade, loud and propand he was talking to some of the
folks who were there, and we'regonna get to know them a little bit
better, and then we have totry to guess are they a top,
are they versatile, or are theya ravenous bottom? Yes, that's the

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bottom of the community. Yeah,we told you like I heard that for
the first time when we did thatfirst impression segment. He messes out there
with a picture of somebody on theshow and they go, tell me a
little bit more about this person,like Menace or whoever they like it,
Mike the show Killer, and they'relike, oh, look, he's probably
a rabbitus, He's probably a usBottom. It was one of the funniest

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things we ever heard. This isa lovely little music that here, but
it's not exactly Pride themed. GregI would say, yeah, so we
alright, this is I think thisis this is a little more appropriate right
here? All right? First,Bottom, Yeah, where is my box?

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Soda? What Likes? Has alreadybecome one of the world's greatest AI
music producers. It's so easy nowadays. He's like the Jimmy jam of of
AI music. He's Bottom. Yeah. All right, So seam ass,
who did you meet? We'll startwith Tino. I'm showing you his photo.
Here's a small old guy, allright, five seven or thin.

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Okay. I wouldn't exactly call hima twink because he's got a nice mustache.
Yeah, certainly body type in thetwink area. He's a dentist has
build our build his twinkish but notthe face. He's got that straight hand
look going on. But let's sothat they know that's they're set up here,
let's talk to Tina more about hispersonality. Tina, why are you
at Pride this year? Because I'mready to turn up. I'm ready to

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have some fun. I mean,I am bed. This is my first
Pride, so let's have some fun. I'm newly single, so I feel
like it's the perfect time. What'swhat is Dreamer on your T shirt?
Mean? It's the Dreamer because I'man aspiring rapper. I thought my name
is the only ten o Xdale.Make sure y'all check me out. I
mean, I'm an aspiring rapper.So we got a dream big. If
you want it done, you gotto do it right Chester Dew, So
you know what it is? Youknow, I see your pupes are sticking

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out of your underwear? Is thatintentional? Oh you see it? Oh
my bad? That was No,that wasn't intentional. But at the same
time, I really don't care becauseit's Pride. I mean, I got
the body showing. We all gotthe body showing. His giving body.
You see what he's giving like getinto it, like yeah, yeah,
that's what I always say. Youknow it's pride, So I'll let my
pubest. Yeah, this guy's givingoff mad ravenous bottom vibes. What's took

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his rap name is the only he'sgot a YouTube channel. There's no video
on there. It's all right,Well, he's aspiring, he's he's aspiring
to one day try something mess spiringrappers. You know who's that heavy d
So that's Tino? Is he wouldyou give top versatile or ravenus bottom?
Like you said, this guy's gotmad raven his bottom vibes? What he

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could be versative? I'm feeling yeah, with that mustache maybe, but I
think if he had his preference,I think he's ravenous bottom. Yeah,
but versatile Greg. The photo andhis voice don't seem to match to me.
I'm gonna say I think the photoand the voice match perfectly ski goggle

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style. U'lad, Yes, Yeah, let's go rabbit his bottom, rabbits
bottom. I'm saying, versatile,versatile bottom, rabbit his bottom. All
right, let's find out, Tino, are you top versatile or a rabbit
this bottom? I'm a top topbecause when I was younger, I thought
bottom it was the thing, right, who's that? I like your friend?

(28:00):
Thank you. I don't know him, but I want to get to
know him. Okay, catch melater, man, can he hug me
right now? Because younger, Oh, when I was younger that I thought
being the bottom was the thing,and I thought that that was the only
thing. Man. So I kindof forced myself to do that. So
when I, like, for thefirst time, it kind of met like,
okay, like, you know,this is more of my style.

(28:21):
Yeah, okay, So I thoughthe didn't look like a bottom. His
voice sounded like one, because bottomis a pain in the ass, you
know, by the way I loveso I wish I were getting because in
no other parade does a guy walkup to you essentially say I want to
have sex with you. You've gotthe option to do it right then and
there for a birthday or that doesn'thappen in the straight world. No,

(28:45):
you don't go to you know,even Marty Gars or whatever. Yeah.
No, it's like a rare solareclipse when the husband and wife are have
the time, but it's not rightin the middle of the street like you
gaze. Yeah, the go behindthe dumpster. Yeah, they had a
little bit of class about you goto the handcap order partty nice and why

(29:06):
hold your breath and go at it? All? Right, So Seabas said
the Pride Parade, we're playing atop versatile or ravenous bottom. Who's next?
This is Chris. I'll unless youlisten to him first, and then
I'll show you can just drive youroutfit today at Pride. Well, I'm
just wearing a SpongeBob shirt today,and you also have like a microphone,
Yeah, just to pretty much giveout motivational speeches and everything. Is this

(29:26):
Drew Carrey to wait, kind ofsounds like Drew Carrey. He's given out
motivational speech SpongeBob, He's got likea tour guide microphone on does have a
speaker and a little speaker yet,and so he's just basically using that as
kind of a hollering at folks andbeing very positive. What are some of
the motivational things you tell people?Well, I just want to tell them

(29:48):
that their outfit looks really great ormaybe they're they're awesome in every sense.
Now, Chris, you're wearing ahat. Where's your hat saying? It?
Says it's a rooster to you.Indeed love rooster. Yes, I
do you lit your lips there,Chris, of course I do. I
get a little roused. Okay,okay. So he's very outgoing and he's

(30:12):
got a gimmick, which I don'tthink is a bad thing, because he's
give you a chance to holler atfolks. He's showing that he loves.
He looks like he's undercover. HeI know, he would be a narch.
Yeah, but he's got he's veryHe's kind of overweight, probably about
five eights beard. He looks very. I saw those hats on sale to

(30:33):
gift shop in Vegas. Were youtempted? But I was. I was
laughing. I'm like, oh,look its rooster and says the sea word
on there. Nick, it's ascarf. It's a knitted scarf. And
he probably got a nerd voice.He's way too big to be a top.

(30:55):
Too big. You say, whyis that he's fat? Oh crush
somebody, especially his old winks,Well maybe they hold on up. It's
different. Not everything's missionary there tolay on top of a guy now.
But I also would think that hisI think his belly would get in the
way I think top from from behindon top? Is that what happened?

(31:19):
That makes no sense from sir,he's too big to be a top,
like if so, if you're astraight guy and you're that big, you
can't have sex with your wife.Well, I mean from behind, maybe
that's the worse. That's the top, that's the top, right, And
you're saying he's too big to bea top, saying that logic makes zero
sense. Are we are we speakingthe same language that I think you're the

(31:41):
only one not yet, you're theonly one five getting that one not getting
right. I'm saying if he isbig belly, he's from behind right right,
he lay on their right lower back, put your belly attack. You
said he's too big to be atop. He would crush somebody. And
we said there's other ways to doit besides the crushing like style like dog
you style where his belly would betoo big and in the way and he

(32:01):
wouldn't be able to accomplish that.I didn't know. I think because the
chicks are on top, just laythere. Okay, you can do that
in the gay world, too,right, But that would that would make
him, that would make him okay, No, no, Yeah, it's
it's not you're physically on top,right, the receiver would be on top.

(32:25):
You can be a bottom and beover somebody. You could be cowgirl
reverse cowgirl. Okay, I don'tthink I'm doing we're talking about He took
him a minute, but he getsit now, Okay, Okay, we're
talking about pitching and catching. Yeah, I do understand, right, Okay,

(32:51):
tops of picture. Just to besafe, I'll go versatile all right
again the photo off hop from thephoto. I'm gonna go top. Yeah,
I'm going Ravenus bottom, and themenace is very bottom. I'm going
bottom, and he's a mark.He's very bottomy, it is, especially

(33:14):
when he licked his lip. Ithink he's versatile. I think, like
Raby said with the last guy,he's a pleaser, like he's telling everyone
how great they are and everything.I think he's versatile. Also maybe because
of his size, he has tobe like just kind of open everything right
like, and I can't be toopicky. He's gonna take whatever he can
get. The old fact girls haveto be good at you know. Yeah,
all right, So let's find outabout Chris top versatile or Ravenus bottom.

(33:37):
Are you top versatile or a ravenhis bottom, I'm actually verse?
And how did you come to findthat you were verse? Well? I
just like topping guys at bottom.In some getting top by guys kind of
makes it feel really good. Iusually go to the bath houses, men's
only bath houses. I went towhat last one day? It was out

(34:00):
Memorial Day. You know, Iwind up, you know, like giving
a lot of guys. Okay,the bathhouses are still a thing. Oh
yeah, yeah, we got closeto us okay where you can just walk
in and just start. Yeah,but not Greg, I thought that they
chain Is there one in the citynear you, Golden Corell? I thought

(34:23):
all gay men didn't like all ofthe gay men. So how is this
guy going to a bathhouse and justgiving it out right? No, I
questioned the same thing. They don't. I think he just closed your well,
if a dude walked or out,dude, if a woman walked in
here and she was just like,I just want to like please you all
right? Yeah right, awesome,yeah, yes, because yeah, all
gay men are attracted to all menexactly, that's the stereotype. But I

(34:45):
think if you're you know, horny, that's what this guy is saying.
He's saying he showed up to thebathhouse, and I'm amorial. It doesn't
matter how the bathhouse pretty much downwith whatever they probably are. Yeah,
they aren't to any man who comesin there, right right, all right,
So it's a Pride month. Thisis top, versatile or ravenous bottom

(35:07):
And let's do one more. Thisis Oscar and I would say he's Greg's
type, but I think he's maybeeven a little too pretty for Greg.
Really looks like he had some injectableson his lips, perhaps O good And
he'll tell us more about what.Maybe it's swollen from all the action.
Yeah, there's there's slight injections onthere. You can tell from the top
lip. Yeah, it's just swellingfrom just you know, oh yeah,

(35:29):
just too much action. That's somelip work. Yeah, this is an
Oscar. What have you been doingout at Pride today? Drinking alcohol?
I pas lagunitas. Most folks wouldn'tsay. That's not a traditional gay pride
drink. Why do you prefer it? Because it's bitter but still really good
and he gets the job done justlike me. What is your preferred hookup?

(35:50):
App raya hand tinder bumble Grinder andChristian Mingle Oscar. You mentioned the
app Rayah, that's invite only forfancy people. How'd you get on?
I sent a picture into their emailand I got on. I got on
within two weeks. No help,just a picture, a boy with a
big dream, just a pretty face. M he got it. He reminds

(36:14):
me of somebody. I don't knowif it's a celebrity or maybe somebody that
we know. Does he look familiarto anybody else? He looks like an
actor. He looks like that boxerRyan something. Yeah, like young Latina
Ryan Garcia. You mean yeah,he looks like Ryan Garcia a little with
puffy lips. Yeah, he doesn'tlook like anybody I know. He's got

(36:34):
that general pretty boy sort of look. And again, Riyah is the hookup
app for celebrities. I think thisguy is just like a bottom for all
the celebrities on Riya. Oh yeah, maybe so like Guy Brown. Yeah
maybe because I was thinking that hemade he has kind of like a high
opinion of himself. So maybe heis so Billy shows up and just wreck.

(37:00):
Yeah, because I was like Iwas thinking, I go okay,
I p a like, oh yeah, I'm the top you know, but
if he's on Riya, he's Yeah, he's definitely being on bottom for these
celebrities. Doesn't mean he's getting anythingon there. He just likes going to
parties. Maybe I'm saying versatile nowI see I'm going top. I think
he's got too high an opinion ofhimself. I think he probably fancies himself

(37:21):
pretty, pretty, pretty pretty,Like, yeah, I know you can
send your photo into Rya. I'msaying I suggest you don't do that.
I'm I've got people who could getme into Riyat, but but it's iOS
only. Oh that's what's keeping themfront of you. Guys. He really
wants to be on there, buthe'd have to get an iPhone to do,
and that's too much to ask.Wouldn't you just get an iPhone?

(37:46):
Like if you really wanted to beon there, wouldn't you just get the
phone just to be able to beon there? But like he used one
or something, just you'll use iton Wi Fi or whatever. Yeah,
maybe you know what, maybe that'llbe our challenge. Yeah, ste get
on Riya. Ste That's what Itold you all those after developers said that
you want basic bitches, no beautifulpeople are the ones that have the right.
So I'm gonna go top versatile,versatile, versatile, versatile, I'm

(38:08):
saying versatile, versatile, ravenous bottom. All right, let's find out about
Oscar. Are you a top versatileor a ravenous bottom? Rabbit his bottom
for sure? I just want aman to throw me take control. Yes,
And I haven't found one here inPride. Now you mean you can't
find water. You can't find oneup to your standards, one up to

(38:30):
my sound for sure. It's thehottest male celebrity right now. And you're
in your viewpoint. Oh, JacobElordi one thousand percent? Is he gay?
He's very straight, but he hasn'tmet me. Well, he could
turn Jacob Aloria. And remember there'sno straight men, just sober men.
Okay, get against the wall bottom. He is a rabbits bottom for sure.

(38:54):
Well, that's that's how you play. Everybody's Ryan show. Yeah,
this is they show. Yeah Ismart. Well. Thanks to Elon Musk,
a remote tribe in the Amazon Rainforestwas recently able to access the Internet

(39:15):
because he hoped him up with starlink. You know. Yeah, it was
for the first time ever they hadthe Internet and you probably know what happened
next to port it's the funnier.Well, they yeah, they were upset
that some of the younger tribe memberswere looking at ports. There was some
of that, but no, it'slike they're just addicted and nothing's getting done.

(39:37):
So the tribe leaders they had toinstitute some time limits, so they
have it set up where it's onlygood for like it only works two hours
in the morning, five hours atnight, and then all day on Sunday
because like nothing was happening. Yeah, because we're watching thousand pound clips.
Yeah, they're knowing exactly what you'dexpect. Nothing productive. One leader said.

(39:58):
When it arrived, everyone was happy, but now things have gotten worse.
Young people have gotten lazy because ofthe Internet. Not wrong. I'm
surprised they even wanted it. Iwould think like those tribes would be very
like, hey, look, thisis our way of life. You know,
I'm a style right, We're notdone with your modern crap. But
they probably didn't even know what theywere gonna get. But can you imagine
if you went from absolutely nothing towhat we have now for a lot of

(40:22):
us, you know, if youwere like a gen xer, like you
went from nothing, and you werekind of gauged into it, you know
what I mean, Like that slowroll, slow dialogue. There wasn't like
just streaming video and everything at yourfingertips. I mean there was some stuff
there, right, but but togo from that to starlink, which is

(40:42):
high speed, you know, sothey're going from zero to a thousand,
Yeah, instantaneously mind blown. Imean mine would be blown anyway, Oh,
totally, like what your mind wouldbe blown with a microwave. Ove
Last week, Greg wil Is mindblown with a bill pay. Yeah.
Greg's knew him at least he knewabout it, but now he's experienced it.

(41:05):
Man. You just got to putthe amount in there. And you
know, I don't have to senda check anymore with this, don't get
to go to the post office.No, stand up, you nailed it.
It was last week. Yeah,two weeks ago. Just yes,
I'm sorry. My pod two weeksago my internet went out completely at like
around oh did you three? Yeah? And then they set a message said
it'll be back online at midnight,And what am I gonna do? It

(41:27):
destroyed my day because I was allready to watch the new Gypsy Rose TV
show. It's just part of theAT and T thing because AT and T
had a big problem yesterday. ATand T customers were having a problem calling
people who were on different networks.Oh really yeah, but again it was
a nationwide outage. A parent no, but yeah, the internet didn't work.

(41:51):
And I just can't bring myself towatch TV shows on my phone,
Like I can watch social media videoson there, but I can't watch TV.
I don't know it bucks, becauseI love a big, large television
as you know, Menace. I'msurprised you don't have a backup internet,
like one cable, one starlink orsomething. Just want it right close to
your face that it's really big.Yeah, I guess so, but no,

(42:12):
I prefer it on television. Andyeah, you would think I would
have backup internet, but like thecost of everything is just so much.
I told you that. I'm it'stoo damn high. When it comes to
like the internet for Menace, Iwould take. Yeah, got backup batteries
for the electricity. You can cutout the good dog fit or whatever.

(42:32):
Let kibble. No, I don'thave backup internet. Maybe that ship I've
been contemplating, like should I justget starlink? Just the habit because it's
cool. AT and T and Verizonjust did deals with the company that has
been responsible for the service of satellitephones forever and so now they have deals
and Starlink did a deal with somebodyelse. They did a deal with T

(42:55):
Mobile on this. So the newone is this AT and T Verizon the
newest story. Where so if you'rein areas where you don't have coverage,
not just for emergencies, but you'regonna be able to make a call in
the middle of the rainforest or something. Yeah, it's pretty cool as long
as you can see the sky,as long as your phone has you know,
clear access to the sky. Solike all those areas of town where

(43:16):
like things were really crappy, likeyou'll be able to make a call using
the satellites. It's great for likeinternational travel. Also, you know,
have you ever been burned on acruise? Oh yeah, yeah, and
you just like you forget and thenit's like your bill six hundred dollars.

(43:37):
I've been burned on a cruise whereI paid for whatever, the hundred and
something bucks for the internet and it'slike two megabits. Oh really, I
know. Royal Caribbean their internet's reallygood. I've been able to FaceTime on
them. Oh yeah, we didFaceTime with grandparents. We were making phone
calls, stream and stuff. Yeah, yeah, it was awesome. Radio

(43:58):
show eight seven seven forty four.Woody, I'm down with that. Nice
with the text over to two twonine eight seven. The thing is like,
nobody's cool with having us there.We we're willing to be there.
I will have it doing the paperwork. Just put another show name on that.
Yeah, just do that. That'sgood. Really, And it's another

(44:24):
new hour insensitivity training for a politicallycorrect world on this Wednesday morning. It's
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we got Bored, we got Morgan, we got bond. And our
employee of the month, ladies andgentlemen is Caroline. Caroline. I mean,

(44:46):
do you feel any different now beingthe employee of the month. I
mean, do you notice that youhave a little bit more of like a
swag in your step, like asyou walk into the building every day?
Much more important? Yeah? Yeah, like your parking spot you got anyway,
do you do you do you haveany plans for the sixty nine dollars
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(45:07):
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Good news. You get to takeyours home and add now the trophy case
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Anything you'd like to say that.Everybody means thank you, guys,
very excited. I think I'm goingto be dazzle mine make you oh project
yeah, okay, all right,Gray, there's unemployee of the month.
There's a there's Carolina. All enjoythat plaque. Take a picture. You
can send it to your mom orsomething. She'll be very proud. Another

(45:52):
cat lady on the show, whichis nice. Thank god it wait,
hold on there we go all right, just talking about that, like we
have a thing of this door andI've asked him, is there any way
to like, uh, soften theblow on that door. It's got a
a magnetic seal lock on it,which of course really gets You can't soften

(46:13):
that. That's hard, and thenyou have to put getting you to put
some like some Feldt or some something. But the lining of the man.
Everybody comes in and out of thestudio while we're on the air, you
just hear that. And if youtry to soft close it, it's closed.
And then the door closing, wellyeah, because you don't know how
to close doors, because we're tryingto be soft. We got a brand
new we're not on the air.We got a brand new Redneck News here

(46:36):
for you. Some other stuff thatwe want to cover here for you this
hour as well. We'll start withthe redneck News. So what do you
show if you're an air conditioner?Is just an ice cube in front of
a box fan. That is somegol dang red nicknames. And today's Redneck
News is from Indiana where you gotthis? Thirty nine year old fellow,
his name is bo birchill Bow andold was sitting in his car one day

(47:01):
when he saw a delivery truck fullof beer pull up outside of this bar.
He thought to himself, Hey,you know, maybe if I steal
the truck, I could sell allthe stolen beer and booze it's on it
and use that money to pay offmy drug debts. I was thinking way
small like, oh, I'll justgo grab a case. No no,

(47:21):
no, no, no, no, not the whole truck. No,
he had he had a grander plan. Wow. So yeah, he stole
the truck along with a skid steerloader, and he spent several hours dismantling the
security systems and the GPS devices onboth. But unfortunately you also have to
hide the vehicles from being spotted,which he wasn't able to do. So

(47:42):
the police they found the delivery truckin a field behind a club, and
when they went go looking for Bow, guess where they found them hiding underneath
a nearby bush, no doubt,his feet sticking out. He was arrest
had taken a jail charge with felonytheft. So there it is. That
is from Indiana, thirty nine yearold bo Birchill who stole a beer truck

(48:06):
so he could sell the beer topay for drugs. Wow, and that
is its red nicky. Where wouldI wouldn't even know where to look for
like a g like a GPS unitson the truck like that right next level?
I mean I saw it on BetterCall Saul when Mike was trying to
figure out how he was being tracked. And we dismantled his whole damn car.

(48:27):
Right. Yeah, I did stealbeer off the beer truck once as
a teenager, you know, andit got away with it flawlessly. Wow.
It was parked out in front ofthe local gas station. I was
a good kid. I'm making it. I'm making a joke. Yes,
So we pulled my van between thestore and the truck. The little sliding

(48:51):
doors were unlocked, opened that up, took a case of beer, and
we're on our merry way. Justa case exactly. We weren't. We
didn't want to ray suspicion. Wedon't, yeah, make that people get
People get a little bit too wideeyed, you know, like this guy.
Yeah, and that's that's where yougo wrong. I love when people
try to steal kegs and then theydon't know how to Yeah, beer out.

(49:13):
You need to get a proper tap. Yeah, they don't even know
how to use the tab. Right. But that's where people also make a
mistake. They get away with itonce and they keep going back taste,
Yeah, and they get a littlebit more and a little bit more,
and next thing you know, you'reyou're in jail for stealing a beer truck.
You sleep under a bush. Yeah, mind under a bush, trying
to pay off your drug debts wasstolen booze, but it's hard to stop
though. Yeah, you've seen themovie, right four text us check in.

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Yeah, that's how Look you don'tdiscuss that in the in the firehouse while

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(51:15):
our good friend Iris Studio City fromthe eight one to eight says, listening
like a new every morning. WhatI heard? The seventy waterfalls are popping
right now? Are they? They'repopping like they're really popular. A lot
of walls that only like around duringa certain time, A lot of people

(51:37):
are cool. Yeah, they're popping. I would like if somebody's on my
bucket list, you've never been.No, that's when my mom wants her
ashes scattered. Really yeah, it'sbeautiful, like I really want to check
it. I went once. You'regonna have to rely on somebody else.
But did you like scenery at thetime? No, I was. I
was like eighteen of the scenery.Like it better now? I would love

(52:02):
It's one thing Gregg's learned to appreciate, right as she's gotten older. Scenery,
scenery and views, what's more exciting? Hold on, do we just
blow over that? What do youwouldn't make the trip to spread as I
would? I would, But I'mlike, you're asking me to go into
the into nature, into the boringwood. Yeah, there's a part in

(52:22):
a particular spot that she wants tobe scattered, and she's been there and
she loves. Oh, it's herfavorite place on earth. Okay, it's
very nice. Crap, I've managedto avoid it this this long. I
guess I'll go once, okay,you know, for her? Oh yeah,
yeah, yeah, it's very niceto me. I thought you might
enjoy it. I don't think so. Maybe you could go. I don't

(52:46):
think it could become your new hotalso, like want that just kind of
compound the problem, Like here Iam spreading my dead mother's ashes and it's
nature. It's like that's even that'smore of a negative association. Why don't
you with her? You know?In life, you have to go see
it. Yeah, no, Idon't want to partake in that job.
I'm not doing that and see theold faithful That suck. If you've ever

(53:09):
bought or sold a car, you'veheard of Kelly Blue Book. Of course.
Well, Bob Kelly of Kelly BlueBook fame has died at the age
of ninety six years old. Ididn't know there was a Bob Kelly.
He started it in nineteen twenty six. What yep, His uncle owned the
Kelly Car Company. It was aused car dealership in Los Angeles, and

(53:32):
it started with just a few ModelT Fords, but they wanted to grow
the inventory. So Bob came upwith the idea to circulate a list of
cars that they wanted to buy andhow much it would? You know,
how much they pay for him?And so by nineteen twenty six that list
grew into the first Kelly Blue Bookpricing guide for used cars, and in

(53:52):
twenty ten autotrader dot Com bought itfor five hundred million dollars. Yeah,
just some silly idea to get somemodel more Model T's on the lot.
He had to wait a while,you know what I mean? But do
five hundred million. So was thebook blue I wonder, probably interesting Kelly

(54:15):
Blue Book, the Blue Book.Yeah, KBB dot com that right,
often look at that? Yeah,some more check ins Mark in Vegas out
of the school to fix little kidschromebooks. Oh wow, let's see we
have Jonaviy listening to the show.Well, how did the work? No,

(54:38):
let's see art checking in from ElsaGundo building jets rip shout out from
the four one two on the wayto Penhills. Thought of Ravy. It's
Kevin in Pittsburgh. Yeah, that'smy mother's high school. Yeah, teaching
summer school. Lots of love Cindyin mobile summer school already. Yeah,
I got a security guard listening inBoyle Heights. What up? Let us

(55:01):
check ins over to two two nineeighty seven. Some bad news from Greg.
Looks like a flying is gonna killhim one way or another because a
new study found that falling asleep afterdrinking on a plane can kill you.
Oh, I'm not scared. Airplanesare pressurized, so it's like being eight
thousand feet up in the air whereair pressure and the oxygen levels are a

(55:22):
lot lower. So for the study, they had forty eight adults sleep in
a pressurized chamber, one with noalcohol, and then once after they had
two drinks and in the lower airpressure. Sleeping after drinking put a considerable
strain on the heart whatever, causingheart rates to rise and blood of oxygen
levels to dive, sometimes below eightyfive percent. That's not good. Oh,

(55:43):
No, two drinks which could causea medical episode. Older people are
at higher risk, but it evenstrained the hearts of people who were young
and healthy. And so the researchersthey're now recommending that airlines considered not offering
alcohol on flights. Ah, please, because on one study, how dumb.
Yeah, if this is true,there would be so many dead people.

(56:06):
I'm honestly so surprised at airports onhow much alcohol is available, like
huge, full on bards And I'mlike, how are people not getting completely
wasted before they get on a flight. I've been there. I take the
pills and then chase of the pillswith booze before it gets on. Beer
and pills. Yeah, and ifI greg life depended on it, I

(56:30):
can never fall asleep on a flight. It's too scary. Well you will
when you die on the flight.Hopefully I'll be sleeping forever. Now you
get to see the morgue, theplane morgue that we've heard so much about.
Someone was insisting they have a morgueon the plane, right, Oh,
yeah, that's what happens when you'redoing on a plane. We have

(56:50):
an animated podcast about it. Whatthey're most likely referring to is on some
of these international flights, they havean area where the crew, so the
flight crew like the pilot, copilot, and then there's usually a third
officer and so they rotate because theycan only you know, some of these
flights that go twelve fourteen, whateverhours, they're not allowed to fly that
long it breaks, and so theyhave these areas where they're like little bunk

(57:14):
bed spots. Yeah, and sosomeone said, well, sometimes, yes,
if there is a death on theflight, they'll take the person and
they'll put them up in that area. But that's it's not a morgue.
It's not like a refrigerated area.So much for that. Naw, they're
keeping them on ice. Did yousee that video that I texted you the
other day of they put the bathroomsunderneath the plane like there's a stairway down.

(57:38):
Yeah, it's weird. Wag wego, it's like maybe it's new.
I don't know, I've never seenit before. But you walk downstairs
on the plane and there's like fouror five bathrooms down there. Have you
been on one of those planes thathas two stories, Yeah, I know
you have once because they have sometimeslike a bar upstairs. Yeah, it

(57:59):
was a long time ago. Iwant to be on one. I don't
know. I wasn't sitting in thearea where I had access to it,
but I said, I just wantedto ask the flight attends. I just
want to see it. So Ijust walked up there, checked it out,
did the Clark Griswold fan canyon thing, and went right back to my
coach seat. Because if you lookat old timey photos from like the pan
Am days, Oh, they havephotos of the lounge upstairs, and it's

(58:22):
in the wedding singer too. That'swhere I always see it. And oh,
cool a bar. That's why Iwant to fly Emirates so bad,
because they have that. But you'retotally right, man, everybody would die
then. Everybody's drinking on flies constantly. But yeah, this one study,
let's not have alcohol on planes anymore. It would cut down on the nonsense
from passengers too, for sure.But you would have to cut alcohol out

(58:45):
in the airport. That is alot of those people are getting on there
and drunk. True, But ifyou're drunk after two drinks, well no
it's not drunk. They're not sayingthat you're drunk. They're just saying that
just that small amount alcohol alcohol willhave effect on your heart and on you
know, combined with the pressure.Yeah, but if there was no alcohol

(59:05):
at the airport, I mean Iwould take my I don't want to fly
over again to actually like signing itwith a notary. Never flying booze booze
and pills. More bad news forGreg God People in New York, New
Jersey, they are bracing for thearrival of the Juro Spider. I heard

(59:27):
about what you say, Well,I'm glad you asked, because that's what
it looks like. Yes, whatis that? It's a giant, venomous,
eight legged critter known for their abilityto parachute around town and they're like
actual Spider Man. Yeah, theyhave been spreading up the East coast and
they're headed directly for the northeast andfemale Juro spiders j O r O.

(59:52):
If you want to look it up, have leg spans reaching up to four
inches, and they're known to usetheir silk webs to make balloon shapes that
allow them to be carried through theair. Why why where did they come
from? Though? Hell? Howthey get depths of hell? So they
came from They came on their littleparents Satan's laboratory. They're shooting. They

(01:00:15):
have come from some country. Well, yeah, ship. I don't know.
If I knew how to spell it, I would be able to google
it and find out the origin.He just did j O r O r
O j R j O j Or O. It was really difficult for

(01:00:36):
How did you say it though?How would you say country of origin?
Like they're from Japan? I think, oh great, yeah, you daily
mentioned of Japan. Japan, thanksa lot, Japan, Korea, Taiwan,
China, and now North America.Oh good, Yeah. Parachuting spy,

(01:00:59):
parashute venomous spiders. Apparently they gothere in twenty fourteen. All right,
more what he shows next? AfterGreg takes some value of all this
bad news prize, she wants ad and she's going to get one the
Woodie Show. So, Jimmy Donaldson, do you know who that is Jimmy
Jimmy Donaldson. You might know himbetter as mister Beast. Oh Jimmy.

(01:01:22):
Yeah, they say his name JimmyJimmy on the videos. His name is
Jimmy Donaldson. And he has overtakenthat Indian music label now become the king
of YouTube. He's got two hundredand sixty nine million subscribers. Noise wow,
he's gained two million subscribers, Iguess, just this past Saturday alone.

(01:01:43):
And he's working with Amazon Prime tocreate a show with a five million
dollar prize. We were talking aboutthat. Have you applied to the Beast
I can call it Beast Games?No, and you sent me the application
too. Yeah. Yeah, hecouldn't do a one minute video. I
know, what'd you do in yourvideo? I said, I did apply.
Yeah, on account of I'm ago getter. I forgot where I

(01:02:06):
was when you sent it to me, and then I forgot about it.
I just said, I bet Iused the whole car Nark's angle. Okay,
oh nice, Because one of thethings is what are you gonna do
if you win millions of dollars?And I, you know, of course,
said really truthfully that I hire peoplethat you know, round up shopping
carts and stuff and sweet, butyou're going to hire people to round up
shopping car hire people to prevent anyshopping cards being left out. Oh okay,

(01:02:30):
but you know it's something different.There's gonna be like thousands of people
in this thing, right menace.Yeah, there's gonna be a lot.
Another story in the news a plasticStar Wars action figure board. We have
something here about. It's about fourinches tall. This one in particular has
peeling paint and it just fetched fivehundred and twenty five thousand dollars at an

(01:02:51):
auction. They changed it is theMegaare Rocket Packing Boba Fett figurine. Yes.
Now, my my cousin and hasone of these, the white one.
I have a picture of it inmy phone because he's got like I
got to bring board to go visitmy cousin. My cousin has and he's
an artist. He did some stufffor George Lucas actually, and he he

(01:03:15):
got this thing like decades ago.He got his hands on it. He
goes, this thing's worth more thanmy house. And I didn't even know
what I was looking at when Isaw it. And that was the white
one. Yeah. But this oneactually shoots the rocket. Yeah, that
he's got. I think I hadthis as a kid, Nah, did
you? Because like apparently this wasthey did they just like it did a

(01:03:37):
prototype of it, and there weren'tthe white one. We definitely had Star
Wars figures that shot little things.Yeah right, yeah, No, this
this one, I want to sayit was either pink or maybe it was
all white. It wasn't. Therewasn't even like any kind of color.
Dude, he had like in histhis like plastic cube like protected and well,
yeah, guards around because at thetime he was telling me because this

(01:03:59):
things were like hundreds of thousands ofdollars, Like, what are you doing
with this in your house? Becauseif you watch the infamous Christmas Special,
there's a boba fet animated thing inthat. Yeah, where he's wearing the
white right, the figure's not white, right, I see the one that
just sold. It's not a whiteone anyway. They say it's only one

(01:04:19):
of two, this particular one thatsurvived the production line in the seventies.
But five hundred and twenty five thousanddollars rad noise cut it's pretty sweet,
all won't lend me five hundred?Yeah? But if you had that money,
would you be spending it on onefigure like that? No? Actually,
that would drive me crazy. Imight cap for spending money on any

(01:04:41):
one item like that is I thinkI did three hundred three hundred once and
that was it, which was theyreissued G one Transformers Fortress Maximus. All
right, yeah, yeah, thatwas like I saw that in the guy
the other day. That was likethe USS flag for the transformers. So
it's like two feet tall, transformedinto a giant in ballist and you put
that in the middle of your diningroom tables like a centerpiece. No,

(01:05:03):
he's got like a billion collectibles.It's a corner piece, okay, and
it reaches high on top of ashelf. Yeah. Yeah, everybody can
see it when they walk in.And finally, Ikea is opening a new
virtual store on Rowblocks later on thismonth, and you could be paid real
money to work there. Launch inJune twenty fourth, the co Worker game
will allow players to experience working inIKEA's virtual universe, and applications for these

(01:05:28):
paid rolls. They're open now throughSunday the sixteenth. It's an hourly rate
gig. Wow, you're working inthis virtual Ikea store doing what I don't
know, helping help, I don'tknow. But they say you can like
go to the Ikea food court andyou can load up on Swedish meatball.
Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I like that. I've work the
food court. Oh yeah, yeah, I like that. It is the

(01:05:50):
Woody Show. You won't take himbroad. It could be your mama bird
plead element breath disease from food andmenaces. Yeah, totally brush show.
And we are into another new hourinsensitivity training for a politically correct world.

(01:06:14):
It's Wednesday. It's June fifth,twenty twenty four. I'm wody. That's
Raby. Good morning, great gorymenace. Hi, we've got sea bats.
There's Sam. Phones are open eightseven seven forty four. Woodie.
That's eight seven seven forty four.Woody hit us up with a text over
to two two nine eight seven.All right, so you make a call.

(01:06:38):
This is from Australia. There's avideo going around on this. I
want to know if you think thisis unethical. First, we went to
the grocery store. They picked upa carrot. Apparently only needed half of
that for whatever they were doing,so they snapped it in half left the
other half with the rest of thecarrots, brought it to the self checkout,

(01:06:59):
waited paid eight cents for it.Oh my god, and the caption
ask is this a hack? Oris this highly unethical behavior? I mean,
if it was eight cents for half, just buy the whole damn thing.
That's I mean, it's a carrot, just buy the carrot. Unethical,
it's unethical. Yeah, it's prettyshady. No, I didn't get
like there's a you know, yougo to the grocery store and they have

(01:07:20):
the bunches of the bananas. Youneed four bananas. You could break off
four bunch Yeah, yeah, youcan that album. That's that's standard protocol.
And I'm leaving whole bananas behind,you know, right, yeah,
to by the other half. Correct. Yeah, so that's uh. Looking
at the uh the comments, mostpeople are saying that it's wasteful because who's

(01:07:45):
going to buy the other half.Others are fine with it, saying it's
more wasteful to buy more than whatyou need. If you know you're not
going to use it, well theneat the other Also, also, carrots
don't go bad instantly, right,You're not Sammy's bread. Yeah, direct
the freezer. Yeah, so whatdo you think thumbs up or thumbs down?

(01:08:05):
Thumbs down? And it's on theon the text over too to nine
eight seven need half a bagel thetop half, all right? Jack?
I even hate when people do thatwith donuts at the office and they leave
half. I'm like, who's eatingthat half? I don't like it.
I'm okay with a knife if youuse a knife to cut it, fine,

(01:08:27):
But sometimes like it looks like somebodyjust tore it, so that means
they picked it up with their barehands, and you know, ninety the
time, that's how they they brokeit in half with their hands and then
put the other one back in there, or it looks like it was already
half chewed. Yeah, I'm nevergoing for the half donut. Just take
the whole thing. I don't likethat, as if you're gonna eat a
donut at the office to begin with. I eat the doughnuts, look at
them. No, she said that, I love them. Yeah, I

(01:08:50):
just wait until later, dude.On the on the food thing, researchers,
they're coming along on this new foodshaming a oh that can identify different
foods, watch what you eat andthen shame you for it. It's like
right now, they could calculate howmuch food is on your spoon or your

(01:09:10):
plate with about ninety five percent accuracy. And the endgame with this is to
have a track what you eat andas you pick up another, you know,
donut, it'll say to you,are you sure you want to do
that? You've already consumed X numberof calories today that with the shocking feature,
right, you're wearing around your neck. Yeah, stop it, Yeah,

(01:09:30):
you'll wear it around your neck.I'm trying to think like the best
way of doing that though, forit to scan your food, because people
probably right now the version is youhave to bust out your phone to scan
it, and people aren't going todo that and bring back but they Yeah,
those uh, those glasses that Letahas with Rayman, those would probably
work. And then there's a rumorthat they're going to have, you know,

(01:09:51):
the the air pods with the they'regonna put a camera in them for
AI camera, Yeah, to scanthings while you're gonna be wearing cameras in
my ears hear, Yeah, soyou don't have to wear glasses with cameras
on them, gotcha. I wasjust hearing about a was it the Microsoft
AI machine that you want them.Yeah, it's it's yeah, it's it's

(01:10:14):
a new computer they're coming out with, where so people are are kind of
weirded out by it because one ofthe new features is that it's automatically because
you know, AI's got to learnyou, and so what this will do
is it'll take instant, like everyfew seconds, snapshots of your screen or
whatever you got on your screen.And they're swearing that like it's not hackable.

(01:10:40):
So in other words, like youknow, if you have all your
banking stuff up, or you haveany kind of other stuff, and you
know, like other people aren' gonnabe able to go in there and see
everything that you've been looking at onyour computer, which okay, yeah,
sure, but so automate. Soit's one of those things where you're gonna
have to go in there and automaticallyturn that feature off. But does that
even work? It's like I kindof feel like that's me, like these

(01:11:00):
buttons on the elevator where it saysopen door, closed door, and they're
not really hooked up. It's justto let people think that. Would they
say what the purpose was of doingthat? Because it'll learn your style,
it'll learn the things that you are, Like, so as you're using them,
like what stuff you're accessing the most? Yeah, really wants to get

(01:11:20):
to know you. Yeah, Iwants to get to know you. Be
the guinea pick for that progress.I forgure what it's called Microsoft something.
Yeah, I just I just hearda report about it this morning. Microsoft.
Oh hell no, call it recall. It's part of the new co
pilot plus. Oh, it's alsogoing to be able to so to be

(01:11:41):
able to access certain things in certainprograms faster, because it's because you know
what it really is for. It'sfor companies to track their employees and see
how much work did I actually dohave? Yeah, that's true. This
is your easy answer right there.Yeah about they always try to mask everything
as something else, but there's yeah, differently everybody like every time, Oh

(01:12:05):
well, if you take this picture, it automatically disappears after a certain amount
of seconds and it's not saved anywhere, I swear. So that's what gets
people to send nudes, you know, like you know some pervid. Snapchat
has like a file somewhere of everynaked picture that anybody who's ever been on
Snapchat has sent for and they're pervenwith it that exists somewhere. Oh no,

(01:12:30):
we don't. We don't save thatstuff. I'd never even trust where
there's sometimes you have to enter inyour like on a form. We'll get
an actual form. It's from somethingofficial, and it is from something legit
where you have to actually fill outyour credit card number, expiration date,
three digit code and it says thisdocument will be destroyed after reprocess it.

(01:12:51):
I don't buy I don't buy that. Yeah, Like it's on a piece
of paper that you're giving to anotherperson. Right, And the whole thing's
been said a number of times awall one and why are you comfortable handing
over your credit card to a waiteror waitress and they disappear at it for
what you do daily a few minutesfor several minutes. Yeah, they just
take any easily. Just take apicture of it. Speaking of official documents,

(01:13:14):
SeaBASS, yesterday you were bitching aboutour health insurance. Yeah, I
got something in the mail mail yesterday. It was from our HSA, the
savings account. Yeah, and itwas the official tax form for your twenty
twenty three taxes. Are you serious? This would have come in handy several
months ago. Letters from the Ir s. Yeah, because there's I
thought taxes. Yeah, now,because the HSA is supposed to be tax

(01:13:40):
free, I thought, but Ithink. I know. It's like an
official tax form. It's like howmuch you put into it, how much
you right? But there is aline when you're doing your taxes about like
how much you can rite how muchyou contributed. I don't know that they
could charge you for that. Itsays, uh, what to do with
this document document? Use it tofile your twenty twenty three taxes? Oh
it's yeah, I throw it away. Yeah, and I figured out what

(01:14:04):
are you supposed to do with that? Now? I have no idea our
our insurance does indeed cover our localarea. They just had They just had
a website problem that said for anything. Came back up. But now,
of course it's impossible to get anybodyto call me back after I go to
their websites. Hey, I liketo be a new patient. I want
to see you about this. Yeahfor sure, huh one guy, Oh,
we don't have I did get acall back. The guy goes,

(01:14:25):
yeah, we don't have an officewhere you submitted for anymore. Well,
use your web site. Thinks that, Oh, maybe I gotta update it
that it's my fault eight seven sevenfour. Woodie hit us up with the
text over to two to nine eightseven check games. Tell us who you
are and where you're listening to theWoody Show this morning. We'll be right

(01:14:45):
back, all right. So oneperson is going to be the human corn
hole, a human corn hole cocktailweenie. Okay, that one rolled off
his gin. People are just nowtalking about the should seem as a psychiatrist

(01:15:14):
or whatever. The the woman thatwas the feature on Cartnarks. Oh,
she's having quite the week, Iknow, yeah, making a lot of
our local news news. Are theytying in car and Arks with all this?
I got a very brief mention inthe La Times it said cart narks
is an Instagram page. You wouldmarry both of them together. You just

(01:15:36):
put some respect on our names.Yeah, cars on it. And it's
a thing too, you like,because she's getting all these interviews and I
know because every because I've been taggeda trillion times, and you would think
one person or two people would say, oh, let's have a little fun,
you know, exchange on air drama. Yeah, a little confrontation.

(01:15:57):
Yeah, you know, it's whatdoctor Phil tried to do. Because we
were you know, we were talkingabout her, and we were playing some
of the clips from her viral video, and people were like, well,
should mothers get a pass on returningthe carts? This is part of the
conversation after, you know, she'smaking her big claim about you know,
like about abductions. About six millionpeople have freaked out over me not returning

(01:16:19):
my shopping cart because my kids arein the car. So I want to
give you some statistics. Last year, two hundred and sixty five children were
abducted in parking lots in America.And again not because moms were returning the
carts. That was because were carsthat were stolen with kids in them,
which, by the way, thatdoesn't happen in nice neighborhoods. That that
quite frankly happens in bad neighborhoods wherethere are more bad parents and lots are

(01:16:42):
dangerous. Everybody knows the lots aredangerous. There are reports from the Bureau
of Justice saying ten percent of crimesoccur in parking lots. Yeah, because
that's where people are ten percent ofthe time. She's got some good stats
here. She's great at just throwingstuff out there that has nothing to do
with her argument. Yeah, butsheesus but trying to scare you because she
loves again people are scared by stupidheadlines. And she's a tough talker too.

(01:17:05):
I'm not returning my shopping cart,and you can judge me all you
want. I'm not getting my groceriesinto my car, getting my children into
the car, and then leaving themin the car to go return the cart.
So if you're going to give mea dirty look, yeah, she's
not doing that, but millions ofother mothers around the country have for decades

(01:17:27):
and we'll decades. And another thingwe didn't even get into is she was
mentioning how in certain cities you can'tlock your car and leave the ac on
and leave it idling. And sheshe mentioned, I think, you know,
like New York has an anti idlinglaws, so does parts of LA.
Well she didn't conveniently didn't mention thatthe LA one is just for commercial
vehicles, and even the New Yorkone allows you to do it for up
to three minutes, so that you'llget you'll get arrested for doing that.

(01:17:50):
No, you won't. You won'teven get a ticket. You lie and
see good morning America did a segmenton people returning shopping. I think they
had her on. I think well, I said seven a week. Oh,
I say you the clip. Iwould never again. You do what
you want, but I would neverhire her for anything because she's literally a
liar. Three one texting over Iagree with her, she's got a point.

(01:18:10):
Well, okay, great, we'vejust proven you provide no evidence.
Feel free to agree with Moron.With moron, just go under her.
I really do appreciate the comment section. Yeah, because literally thousands of mothers
with many more children than she hasbreak it down for her over and over
and again. So you can agreewith her all you want, but you're
wrong. M Now we've been asking. You know, Greg talks about his

(01:18:33):
house a lot, and he takesa lot of pride in his house.
And we love Greg, and solike you know, when you have somebody
that you're close to and a friendor loved one or whatever, like you
want to be supportive and you know, like like it makes me happy that
Greg finds so much happiness in hishouse. But he's lived in his house
now for like he can argue like, I haven't had a party at my

(01:18:53):
house. I have not had aparty. But Greg has been to my
house. He's seen my house.I've had a party at my house and
Greg has flat out refused to goright down. He had a party at
my house for no good reason,but did not the current house, the
current house. That's the thing.We've we've heard so much about this current
house. I want to your foreverhouse, like leaving this there. Yeah,
probably we've got a text here now. We did hear a little bit

(01:19:14):
about you know, Greg said that, oh having a dinner party, and
he says, I've been meaning toget you all thoughts on this, the
fact that Cameron fakenews dot Cameron wasinvited to Greg's house this past weekend.
You guys ever been there yet?Abject Cameron bought a new house and he
had a housewarming party. So you'reat Cameron's house. Okay? Was this
a text from that shopping car lady? Yeah, all right, two,

(01:19:35):
one three, you stand corrected.Yeah, but Greg, the points stands
that we have not seen this houseof pride. Yeah, you just not
meaning, you know, right,this house that you take so much pride
in. That's why Cameron had himover you No pride Cameron, obviously,
Yeah, did you yeah, maybethat might be it. Well go back

(01:20:00):
to the point. Yes, yeah, but anyway, so I'll plan something
for the summer, just a tour. I just want to tour, hard
tour. We'll do something I don'teven need, like a like a whole
just a tour. I love YEA. Have I seen any pictures of your
house? I don't think I have. He shows the artwork he bought.

(01:20:21):
The chairs are the stools that Ihave been to Greg's house. Uh,
koses, but it's quite lovely.It is a museum clean kidding. Of
course. Let's see here some othersome other follow ups, since we're going

(01:20:43):
through some things that we've already coveredhere in the show, like the shopping
card lady, what about this afterhours voicemail? This guy says, uh,
this is this is one of thesigns that you might be gay.
Remember, like it wasn't a signyou might be gay, just talking about
things that seem gay, right,fountains and you really complicated coffee orders,
but complicated coffee and I put bookends on that leg. That's right.

(01:21:08):
But this guy's got a question aboutsome things that he does. Hey wood,
he show, I'm I'm going throughit and I need your help.
I think I'm like gay. Mywife's outside cutting the lawn right now,
and I'm prepping dinner. That seemsgay. But I'm drinking a beer out
of the can that seems manly,but it's a Miller highlights and right on

(01:21:29):
the can it says the Champagne ofbeers. That seems gay. But I'm
prepping steak for dinner. That's mainlyagain. But this steak here is a
tender loin, so that's gay stateworry by So I think I'm okay there
they I need your help. It'sall over the place there, so I

(01:21:51):
mean, Greg, what you he'scutting? He mowed the lawn and then
he's no, wife heard that cooking. I heard that he cut the lawn,
and then pressed currently cutting. That'swhy I goes back and forth.
Yeah, he's prepping. Let's let'stake let's take it bit by bit here,
Hey wood show, I'm I'm goingthrough it and I need your help.

(01:22:13):
I think I'm like gay. Mywife says, I cutting the lawn
right now, and I'm dinner.Okay, okay, all right? Uh
no, because aren't most chefs men, Yeah, I would assume that dinner.
I mean I'm just thinking about whatI know what I see like Food
Network. I feel like it's fiftyto fifty and he's drinking beer. My

(01:22:35):
mom never touched a lawnmower, right, that's the you know what that reminds
me of. That reminds me ofwhen Menace was pacing because his wife was
wanted to watch the end of thebasketball game because it was like a it
was a really final house, reallybig game, and she's sitting there on
the couch watching basketball, drinking abeer. He's pacing waiting for it to

(01:22:58):
be over so he can watch thehouse. Why. Well, left on
a cliffhanger. It was a bigepisode, Greg, what do you think
about that? That's quite kay,quite okay? The next part that seems
gig But I'm drinking a beer outof the can. That seems mainly but
it's a Miller highlights and right onthe can it says the Champagne of beers.
All right, So now that's fine, it's fine, and go to

(01:23:21):
the history. That's just saying fromwhat the seventies. Yeah, I don't
know. It's actually because the bottle, the original bottle for that resembled the
Champagne champagne bottle. So that's whythey call the champagne which one? Which
one's the banquet original? That seemsgig but I'm prepping for dinner. That's

(01:23:42):
mainly again. But this steak hereis a tender one. Yeah, so
fill a But I mean, ifyou're making a couple of them, that's
fine. But I mean, youknow you don't like fill a. I
don't because there's no marbling. Ifit's a part of a porterhouse, isn't
that a file a? And thennot strip strip? Right? Yeah,

(01:24:02):
I'm not good in the steak world. I suck at making it. I
can never remember what the steaks areother than but Greg, we're asking what
is the case steak tube? Steak? Is my guilt to the steak?

(01:24:23):
That's that's what you say. ButI don't think it's gay. But you
guys, what's the gay steak?Yeah, but he's making it for it.
But he's making it for a chick, so right, and he's having
the ribbi. Now that would alsobe different if he was grilling it.
But the fact that he's in thekitchen doing that, well, that's what
I admire. That he knows howto do it. How Yeah, it's
easy if it turns out, well, that's it's bringing your hot plate.

(01:24:45):
Let's do some steak. So Ithink I'm okay there. Oh he's got
the ribb right, okay, ate, okay, see I missed that part.
I need your help, okay,by Yeah, so we got we
got y'all taking care of anything.There is the wife mom of the yard
right and looks like that's her thingand she just loves it, especially if

(01:25:06):
it's a riding lawnmower. Yeah.Well it's like, are you gayers or
wife a lesbian? Right? Okay? Thing all right? Eight seven seven
forty four wood He hit us upwith the text over to two two nine
eight seven, and then I wentto the bathroom and I came back,
and then the planet totally changed,totally different experience. I don't know.

(01:25:29):
We're with a woody show right now. We'll be right back this it's a
woody show. Greg. I'm sureyou already know this. But the since
you're not a steak expert, wouldhave gotten earlier, not eight one six
texting over the proper preparation of atube steak. Oh, tube steak smothered

(01:25:53):
an underwear gravy with just a littlesalt and pecker. Yeah, getting underwear,
underwear, gravy, that's good stuff. Eight s. You can't hit
us up with a text over totwo two nine eighty seven. Got some

(01:26:14):
more follow ups on the after hoursvoicemail. This is about what's the most
redneck thing you've ever seen? Wegot some great stories out of that,
for sure, And you guys werevoting on we had the what we the
four? Yeah? Yeah, itwas originally going to be just the top
story because they were all so good, were the best? Who were we
to make that decision? All right? So what's the most redneck thing You've
ever seen? Little follow up fromthe after hours voicemail, Hey, so,

(01:26:38):
the most redneck thing I've ever seenwas I watched someone hit a deer
and this dude in a truck.Literally the guy behind this guy who hit
the deer slowed down and pulled overand like got out some bags and started
sawing up the deer and putting itin the back. Oh wow, yeah,
oh my god. We had somethingsimilar right a texting over during this

(01:27:00):
segment. But I mean, Iguess somebody's got to take the alone's got
to take the deer off the road, right, yeah, but also I
mean, I wouldn't be eating it, no, Nember one. I don't
know how long it's been there,right right? How long has it been
dead on the side of the road, like unless you killed it? Right?
Yeah? Would so savage though,to to just start cutting it up

(01:27:23):
with your bear mind? What doyou mean better than letting it just but
that you have a saw handy readyto do that. Maybe you know you
got all these tools in your trucks. Maybe you're in the trades, and
you know what I mean. Andhe used to the saws all my god,
I love those reciprocating saws. Ihaven't thought about cutting off my own

(01:27:49):
foot just because it cuts, becauseyou love it so much. Yeah,
another most redneck thing you've ever seen? Off the after hours voicemail, I'm
calling in regards to the most nextthing you've ever witnessed. Well, I
was at a restaurant with a familymember. I'm not her name names,
but she took out her teeth aftereating her meal for full teeth or pop

(01:28:10):
plates, and started licking them andthen put it back in her mouth.
I've witnessed in my life. Ohmy god, by no, no,
Well, you know when you havesomething stuck in your teeth and you're doing
everything you can to get it out. You know, you just can't get

(01:28:31):
it out. If you could letme, I'm putting this out there.
If you could, wouldn't you betempted to take your teeth out, remove
whatever it was, and then putit back in? Yes? Sure,
yeah. Licking, Yeah, wedo lick our own teeth in our mouths,
Yeah, to get out like wesuck on a tooth. Yeah,

(01:28:54):
yes, we do. It isthe standard process technically, regulars mouth noise
save my headphones are down. Icannot hear them them. You love it
yet? No? No? Uhah, I bet you, guys.

(01:29:14):
Look, I bet you there's someflooded basements right now, some underwear gravy
being made. Underwear gravy being maderight now. After ours voicemail follow up
on the most redneck thing that thatthey've ever seen, here we go.
The most redneck thing that I've everseen was a Toyota Tudor Corolla about a

(01:29:36):
seventy nine with a deer strap tothe top, dead ratpets strapped down,
and a dirt bike hanging out ofthe back trunk going through the McDonald's drive.
Troup why you got food right inthe back Hilaire making the most of

(01:29:58):
limited story. Yeah right, Ohmy god. Uh here's a text says
I went to a cookout Council Bluffs, Iowa. The guy had converted a
trash dumpster into a smoker. Ohwow, that's cool. I mean,
I hope it. I mean you, I mean you could have just cleaned
it out. I know. Butanything I watched it industrial sized mixed with

(01:30:19):
food. It grosses me out,really, Like when you watch these behind
the scenes things restaurants and they're makingmassive quantities of stuff and they're using those
gray plastic garbage cans, but really, I know they're brand new. Yeah,
it's a big vaults. It's unsetting. Well, anytime after ten am,
the same number you call in withto be a part of the show

(01:30:41):
is the after hours voicemail. Anythingyou think of you're listening on the podcast
to follow up to a topic likethat, you want to leave us your
story, you could do it.Eight seven seven forty four Wooding, What
the is the introduction to this pileof Doug. It's the Woody Show,
all right, welcome back everybody.Hey, yep, it is the Woody
Show. It's Wednesday more where he'sgonna update that's what's happening in the world
of nerds here. In just amoment, I will find out what the

(01:31:05):
birthdays are, the Porno Birthday,a couple of the holidays. For today,
June fifth is Sausage roll Day.Yeah. Yeah. It's also a
National Veggie Burger Day. Be excitedvery you know, Lena, get to
be excited more than a good veggieburger. Damn right, hell yeah,

(01:31:25):
hell yeah yeah. Do you havea favorite brand, like if you buy
him at the store, like inthe frozen foods. It depends on the
place. I mean, overall'd probablygo Impossible Burgers. Impossible burgers, Yeah,
impossible not to love. What aboutthe o G Moonstar stuff. No,
no, you're out. That's forrookies, dude. Yeah, yeah,

(01:31:45):
you gotta go Boca if you justneed a basic veggie burger. But
if you need like an actual,like very tasty, like gourmet one impossible
burger. Okay, Well, it'sa National Veggie Burger Day. Go crazy
board. It's also a National Gingerbreaday, which seems like to the wrong time
of the year for that does Yeah, that's weird and it's gross. I
like I like gingerbread. I likeit when they're chewy, though, I

(01:32:06):
don't like them when they're like,you know, crumblings. But gingerbread is
more of like a fall winter thing, I'm sure. And hey, today's
hot air balloon day. People getso excited about hot air balloon. I
would never talk like, what areyou four? Has anyone here done that?
Yeah? I've done it? Isthis scary af I mean, you
know, I like different things likethat. You like scary stuff. I'm

(01:32:27):
not. I'm not afraid. Ithought it was more interesting. Is the
basket stable? That's what I thinkyou would be afraid of, Greg,
Like, what do you mean stable? How much does it like moving?
Like starting with basket, you're ina wicker basket and you can't get guide
it anywhere. I know exactly whatI think is the weirdest thing. I

(01:32:48):
recently learned that, Yeah, youcan't navigate it. Yeah, we had
a great time. This is Imean years ago. I did it.
It's interesting. It's one of thethings I did I don't want to do
again. You know what it is. You're on a plane that's a powerboat.
You're in a balloon that's a sailboatman, sailboating, boring, hot

(01:33:11):
air balloon boring, you know,like I need to be moving speed.
Yeah, this wasn't enough excitement forme. My grandmother was in Egypt in
a hot air balloon and she looksup and the thing was on fire.
So she had to tell the guythat was like handling, like, oh
yeah, our balloon's on fire.I mean when they used the fire they

(01:33:31):
you know, you pulled. Igot to do that a couple of times,
where you pull thing. Yeah,that's kind of cool. It's pretty
cool. For my first round.I would do one that's like tethered,
you know. Yeah, yeah,sometimes you do that, like at fairs
and stuff like it was tethered tothe ground to put the kids in there,
and the kids just go straight upin the air and the door.
It just seems like something we shouldhave ended in the seventeen hundred and hey

(01:33:55):
on this day in history, itwas today. In nineteen eighty one,
the first case of AIDS was reported. Oh wow, what's up, babes
shout out from monkey right, Yeah, of course. Yeah. It wasn't
the banging the dude in the robotor something. The way back from I
don't know, yea, whatever itwas, it's back baby, the classic
competition series American Gladiators no Mega Red. Yeah yeah, you were never in

(01:34:17):
an American I've never watched it.But there's been a couple of recent documentaries
that I found fascinating, really good. Well, documentary has done pretty much
anything could be fascinating, even thosethirties for thirties on U. There was
a thirty for thirty on the Gladiatorsand then some of the I think Netflix
did one right. Who was yourfavorite laser? I mean I still don't

(01:34:38):
know who any of the people are, but crush now like Nitro. Nitro
was cool? Oh into that laze? What about diamond diamonds storm Storm?
Yeah there was a man. Yeah, I can't remember some of the other
way I know Nitro is my favorite, though it was nineteen eighty nine to
nineteen ninety six. The stuff youlove like Hank Tough, Gauntlet, the

(01:35:01):
Eliminator. They're all back, alongsome new challenges. No official date yet,
but it's going to be on Greg'sfavorite Amazon Prime video Noise And if
you want to be contestant, nowis your chance? They're looking for contest
Oh yeah, I would last allof one point three seconds. Also rest
in peace to brother Marcus, longtimemember of the two Live Crew. So
he died at the age of fiftyseven. Man, I remember how excited

(01:35:24):
I was to get that as nastyas they want to be. Yeah,
my mom my mom did not knowabout that. It was like five chicks
and thong bikinis on the front ofit. I remember, like famous,
Oh yeah, yeah, that's ahorney, right was on that one.
But yeah, fifty seven and accordingto TMZ seems to be natural, no

(01:35:45):
foul play suspected. Wow, yeah, pretty damn young. I can't remember
the name of the other guy fromoh Luke Campbell Okay, Taylor Momson,
the former Cindy lu who current daylead singer for the band They're Pretty Reckless.
Got bitten by a bat, Gregoh opening for me see DC in
Spain. God. Yeah, thebat got her during a song called witches

(01:36:09):
Burn. Ironically, right now here, she is discovering that the crowd,
hey, they're pointing out her,like, hey, what the hell is
going on? It's because there wasa bat right there on her leg.
Check it out. You guys arepointing at something and I don't know what
you're saying, there's a flying downon my leg right now? Please,

(01:36:35):
Oh my god. How the roadycame out, removed the bat from her
leg, didn't rest that she hadbeen bitten, so they took her to
the hospital. She's gonna undergo twoweeks of rabies shots. And uh,
they've nicknamed the other people in theMan of nicknamed were bad girl. She
is bad ass. And that's puttingit mildly with Bravy. I mean,

(01:37:08):
it would have been that for abat, would have been that for a
butterfly. Yeah, anything, Yeah, what's happening in the world of Nerds?
Marvel is really working on Captain AmericaBrave New World. They're back on
set in Atlanta twenty two more daysof shooting. They're adding some new action
sequences, and they're adding a newcharacter, laid by gian Carlo Esposito,

(01:37:31):
who's been hinting that he was joininga Marvel project. We don't know who
he's playing, but the rumor isit is Esposito's specialty, and that would
be a villainous character. Brave NewWorld wrapped up their principal photography in spring
of twenty twenty three. Wow,jeez, we're still out here shooting.
We're adding people I know, okay, we're bringing a new character into the

(01:37:53):
mix. The movie stars Anthony Mackieas Sam Wilson, so he's taking up
the mantle of Captain America. HarrisonFord joined the cast. He's playing Thaddeus
Ross. That was a role previouslyplayed by William Hurt. Ross is now
the President. Liv Tyler Tim BlakeNelson back in the Mix. They played
Betty Ross and the Leader. AlsoSebastian Stan Emily VanCamp back in this movie

(01:38:14):
as well, which is scheduled tocome out Valentine's Day twenty twenty five.
Actory's Zach Quinto, who's been ina bunch of stuff. He's Spock in
JJ Abrams. Star Trek Rebood didthe first two seasons of American Horror Story.
He was on twenty four, butit was the NBC show Heroes that
really put him on the map.But apparently he was behaving so badly that

(01:38:35):
enough was enough for a Toronto restaurantwho kicked him out and then they posted
about it on their social Oh no, they called him out. They wrote,
he yelled at our staff like anentitled child. After he didn't reply,
to two texts to inform him thathis table was ready, and refused
to believe the empty tables in thedining room weren't available for him, despite

(01:38:57):
being politely informed that they were spokenfor. He made our host cry and
the rest of our brunch diners uncomfortable. So we told him to take his
bad vibes elsewhere. Good, Yeah, good, damn you know, Buck,
there's so many places like you know, this goes the other way too,
Like if there's a business and they'rejust treating people poorly or you know,
running rough shot and bad customer service, they eventually mess with the wrong

(01:39:20):
person who has a pretty big platform, right, and that word gets out
right. Well in this case,Yeah, this restaurant's popular these celebrities,
I'm saying in general, and thencelebrities they go around back like divas and
douchebags and whatever, and a lotof times people just don't say anything and
they kind of they don't want thatto So hats off to these guys for

(01:39:40):
actually calling him out, yeah,and sending him off, or like James
Corden got called out by that uh, that restaurant in New York good right
for behaving badly. Yeah, Iexpect more from Zach Quintill born and raised
in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Sorry,sorry, restaurant into Well, he's a
jag off. I expect more fromPitts for people from Central Catholic graduates.

(01:40:02):
Now you may have been how aboutanother Zach. You could be sitting here
listening to a NERD not report forwondering who the hell is Zack Snyder and
why does he get so many highprofile gigs? Is that the Snyder cut
guy? That's the Snyder cut guy? So I think I know Snyder cut.
I don't know what the movie wasat this point, what was the
Snyder cut up? It was ofthe Justice League, Justice Leage. But

(01:40:24):
he got like a mega deal withNetflix and made these two movies Rebel Moon
Part one and two that nobody likes, and it's like, how does he
keep getting this money in these gigs. The movie that put him on the
map was three hundred, which cameout in two thousand and six. Gerard
Butler as the king who led thosethree hundred Spartans against the three hundred thousand

(01:40:45):
Persians. So that put him onthe map. And now Snyder is going
back to that. Well, he'sworking on a prequel series for Warner Brothers.
Variety says the show's going to takeplace before the events of the movie,
at another battle, and it's inthe very early stages of development.
All right, back to the threehundred. Well, I'm rabiing. For
more nerd stuff, check out thenerd No podcast at the wordy show dot

(01:41:08):
com. All right, thank youvery much, Ramolds got it. Good
time for your birthdays and of courseyour pornos. Go show this shiveray.
We're gonna shiversday. We're gonna sitwith its shiversday. And you know we
don't do what birthday? All right, celebrity birthday start there. We'll go

(01:41:30):
with uh, Mark Wahlberg, GregGory, Oh, Marky Mark, Marky
Mark movie star back in the day, part of the Funky Bunch. Come
on, all right, good vibrations. Mark Wahlberg is fifty three years old.
Today. Let's see you got PeteWentz, our friend from Fallout Boy,
who is forty five. Birthday HeJeff Garland, the dad on the

(01:41:51):
Goldbergs and Larry David's manager, Jeffon Curb your Enthusiasm. He is sixty
two. Ron Livingston he was pThey're given in office Space. Also Robin
Swingers. He was also want tocarry his boyfriends for a while on Sex
in the City. He is fiftyseven years old today, Mother F and
Kenny g Yeah is sixty eight.You got Susie Orman, the financial advisor

(01:42:15):
host of the Susie Ormand Show.She's seventy three. You see your online
all the time now it's like,stop spending your money on stupid ish Yeah,
and then it cuts to like whateverdumb thing people thought. That's a
big social media thing right now.Susie Orman is seventy three. He got
Nick Kroll who is forty six,and mother F and Brian McKnight, the

(01:42:38):
R and B superstar and singer ofmine of my wife's wedding song. That's
right, Brian McKnight, we're backat one, back here. Yeah.
He has had another big song calledAnytime. If you heard him, Greg,
you know exactly probably Yeah. BrianMcKnight is fifty five. Your porno
birthday today is Roxy Giselle and she'sbeen torn apart like a hot dinner roll

(01:43:00):
Hope Wow. Five and eighty fivefine films on her resume, including anal
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Volume one, Sweet also one ofthe stars of the Incredible Expanding Vagina Oh
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(01:43:20):
She was in Relentless Edging volume one. It was let me tell you,
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(01:43:42):
Roxy Giselle who is forty two yearsold today, And that is your porno
birthday, your celebrities, and thatis a Wednesday morning look at what is
happening in the world of nerds withyour nerd now Port. We're gonna take
a quick break. Of course,there's some more Woody Show for you next.
Hang on, just kick your feetup on the dashboard The Woody Show.
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.All right, that's it for a

(01:44:09):
Wednesday morning, you guys, allright today on the podcast there at the
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woodieshow dot com coming up for youon Thursday. Tomorrow's national holiday is gonna
be National Higher Education Day. Yeah, and so we're gonna do Menaces higher
Education. We've been getting a lotof requests for another Menace higher Education.

(01:44:50):
This where Menace gets super baked.So he already did this. He got
super baked and he had a conversationwith I'm talking to Jessica Joe, who
is talking about my favorite subject Bigfoot. Okay, spit on it while super
hot. Okay, all right,So that's MENACE's higher Education. Uh,

(01:45:10):
that will be tomorrow. Anything yougot for us in the meantime, you
can leave on the after hours voicemailthat numbers eight seven seven forty four Woody.
You can also send us an emailemail at the woodieshow dot com,
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Yeah, Greg Gory take us outof here. Some parting words of wisdom

(01:45:33):
please. Yeah, guys named Anguswill forever be grateful for the letter G
because otherwise it'll be what menace enusenus? Are you high already? Yeah,
it seems that waymants leftover remnants.Oh all right, thank you very

(01:45:56):
much, Greg Gory, thank youso much for give it what he's show
some of your valuable time this morning. You know, we appreciate you for
that. The rest of you guyscan suck it. We will catch back
here on Thursday. Have a greatday. SMD Doublem. I quit this bitch,