The Woody Show May 16th 2024 Podcast

Greg Gory's Commencement Speech, News Headlines & More! 

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your choice. Find us at theWoody Show. Coming up today, a
very important day. I know thegraduating class each year looks forward to Greg
Gory's commencement address. Yeah, yeah, they all look at it. Yeah,
hey, it's got to be better. Did you see the one college

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who did the AI? No?Yeah, so the commencement speech speech was
given by this AI robot. Ohwow? Oh really, and the students
are like, I think I thinkthey could have done better. Yeah,
I have I have a clip ofit. I mean, I'll find it
here in the saga. Okay,but Greg, how are you feeling about

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this year's I get I'm nervous everyyear, and this year I should have
worn a tie, just to giveit some gravata mistakes for me. But
you know, I don't think theI don't think young kids really respond to
that kind of more. Yeah okay, I thought it was just more for
me, and you're kind of seenas a square. Well yeah, okay,
yeah, well good then I'm feelinggood. Uh. Do you have

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Old University in Buffalo, New York? They chose to hire Sofia, a
robot created with artificial intelligence, tobe their primary commencement speaker. Oh,
they actually willed out a robot thatYeah. Here, check it out.
I am Sophia, a humanoid robotdeveloped by Hanson Robotics. I was designed
to engage in conversations, learning andadapting through artificial intelligence algorithms. Yeah,

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so anyway, that so that waswhat would give the speech. And I
got some of the students reactions heretoo, life long, learning the adaptables,
passions, take risks. They couldhave done better. I feel like
we better. I don't know.It was nice. It's nice that our
school is trying to step out.It's definitely different. It's different. It's
a thought that counts, right.Yeah, that could have been like a

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supplemental speech. And it wasn't evenvery good. It wasn't very smooth.
It sounds generic. Yeah, itsounds like I just had Siri read it.
Sophia is a famous robot and she'sa little clunky. Yeah. The
other thing that I'm looking forward totoday here to defend themselves is an actual
foot freak. Wow, a personwith a serious foot fetish. And it

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turns out I know this person,I've known them for years, but you
haven't known this about them. No, I had no idea. Really,
It wasn't until I was talking tosomebody else about how we were going to
have you know, somebody on thatwe were looking for somebody to you know,
call in come on the show.And defend the foot community. That
they go, well, you knowwho's a really big who's got a really

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big foot fetish? I go,no, And they told me this person
is a nationally syndicated radio person andthey're on a bunch of pop stations like
Top forty stations where the majority oftheir audience is female. Okay, And
I guess he's been so open aboutit and open to talking about his foot

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fetish. He's talked about it somuch on the air that they actually had
to have these very uncomfortable meetings withhim and told him to knock it off.
Oh wow, because it was makingthe audience uncomfortable. I believe really.
Yeah, so he psyched to beable to come on and talk to
us about it. And he'll begreat because he'll answer all the questions.
He's a very hon the sleeve kindof guy. Okay, great. Yeah.

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Anyway, that's on the show todayhere to defend foot freak. So
we'll have that plus the trending newsheadlines Rave's Got nerd, Now, porno
birthday, celebrity birthdays, and morehere on this Thursday on The Woody Show.
Now Raby, this guy's nuts.Okay, guy in Connecticut. He
has astonished the internet claiming that hehas eaten at least one slice of pizza

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every day for the past six years. Really, the headline guy called crazy
for eating pizza every day for sixyears, that's awesome. I mean I
celebrated that the whole thing started ona dare. But his love of pizza

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has blossomed and he's never missed aday. I just got me thinking,
like, are we missing something?Agreed? People associate pizza and crazy a
lot, And I'll tell you whynot only does this headline guy called crazy
for eating pizza every day? Likethat's wild. There was one time we
were all working at this radio station, like myself, Ravey Menace, and

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Greg and somebody came up and we'retalking to us at an elevator about one
of the other morning shows in thebuilding. And they were just laughing,
Oh my god, I can't believethey did that. Yeah, and we're
like, whoa, what happened.We're thinking they did something like really wild.
And Greg tells the story the best. She could barely catch her breath

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as she was sharing. What theydid was, they're so crazy guys.
They ordered pizza in the morning.Yeah, that was it. That was
it. They had pizza delivered tothe station, like at six am,
seven am. You would have thoughtthey walked on water. Yeah, they
ordered pizza in the morning. Iwould do that on Tuesday. Like we're

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having all these conversations about hey,what what kind of stuff can we do?
The listeners really be interested in,like get people talking things like that,
And this is what got the buildingworshiping. Yeah, oh yeah,
pizza in the mo because they're crazy. That the follow up. Yeah,
they are crazy. Yeah, theyare so crazy. It's a low bar
for crazy. Yeah. And bythe way, this guy, he is

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a salesman for a pizza box company. Okay, there's nothing crazy about this.
Yeah. Well, I mean theguy like a big bac every day
for forty years. That's crazy.That's crazy. Yeah. And if it
was an entire pizza, no,see what he said it wrong. I'm
looking at the New York Post andthey said he eats a full pizza every

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day. Oh geez pa, that'swhat he says. He but it's least
a slice, right, most ofthe time it's a full pie. That's
why I said that. They claimingthat he's eating at least one slice of
pizza a day for the past sixyears, and I can't tell if he
changes his up or not. Ionly see him with cheese pizzas. I
don't know. I'm sticking to it. That is not crazy, he says.

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I will continue my streak as longas I'm still excited about pizza and
I'm happy to enjoy my delicious journeyone bite at a time. Oh wow,
he's thin. Yeah, that's theway it always goes. I know,
lucky bastards lucky, but there's probablysomething everybody eats every day, like
most people probably have, like toastor oatmeal. Right, six years is

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still a long time to have thesame thing every day, that pizza.
Even I wouldn't want that much pizza. Yeah? Is he the a hole?
This is what happened? Thirty threeyear old guy. He's been having
issues with a lower back pain,which makes playing with his one year old
difficult. His wife, thirty five, who says super amazing and thoughtful,

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decided to help him out by runninga hot bath so he could soak it
out. In five minutes of gettinginto the tub, he says, in
his butthole started to tingle. Twominutes later, Uh huh, he was
like screaming for his wife, whoran into the bathroom frantically. He says
he bent over spread his cheeks,fully exposing his hole to her as he's

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trying to dry it off. Afterbeing asked what she put in the bath
water, she got teary eyed andpointed to a jar of Vicks vapor crystals.
Okay, is that a new thingfor her bath? Well? Kind
of awesome. Well, because againhe's got this lower back pain. She's
like, oh, I'll run hima hot bath. I'll put these vixed
vapor crystals in there or whatever.But now he's got a butthole issue,

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like his bunghole chemical burn from hisbath that his wife drew for him.
So there's two different kinds. There'sone for a shower, that's what I
There is one for a bath.So maybe she used the shower one.
I don't know. But he's gettinga silent treatment because she thinks that he's
a jerk for making fun of her. Making fun of her. Yeah,

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he's like, what did you do? Are you trying to kill me?
Yeah? Because his bee hoole wason fire. She was trying to help.
You's just having a reaction to it. You know, everybody's allergic to
some you know something. He soundslike a giant puss. He does,
yeh her if she had put somethingin there that wasn't intended to be put
into a bath, that's one thing. Yeah, this is for a bath.

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Yeah. Stop you say he's theahole. Hu, yeah, baby
ahole. All right, ahole.It sounds like, sir, you are
the ahole. Yeah. Sweep itfor home, sweep it for a mole
for your burned a hole. Allright, phones are open eight seven seven
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It's another new hour of insensitivity trainingfor a politically correct world, and we

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welcome you to it. It isThursday morning. It's May sixteenth, twenty
twenty four. I'm Woody. That'sRay. Hello, there's Greg Gory.
Yeah, Hi, hello to youminute. What is up, Woody?
I see Sea Bass and Sammy andI see some Opien lines. If you
want to call in, eight sevenseven forty four, Woody is the number
you could be a part of theshow whenever you'd like. Never need an

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invite. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, hit us up with that
text over to two to nine eightseven. Yes, it is that time
of year. It's graduation season alreadyin our very own Greg Gory top of
his class. Oh yeah, ina class of one, because there is
no other like Greg. Oh wow, babe, babe, babe. But

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yeah, Greg's commencement address for theclass of twenty twenty four. He does
this every year and he always doesa really great job. Thank you.
I'm only putting a pressure on himbecause he really worries about it. I
worry about it. He'll be fine. You always do a great job.
Thank you. So that's coming upfor you this hour. A lot of
people upset with Harrison Bucker. Didyou pill for anything from his speech for

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your speech? No, just transcribeit, right, that would have been
Oh my god, that that wouldbeen the idea for the bit, just
to transcribe Harrison Butker's speech. Idon't even know what's going on. Harrison
Butker is to kick her for thechiefs. Huge news, big news.
What's on your trending? Yeah,this is everywhere just in general. This

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has been the last couple of days. Yeah. He was the commencement addressed
speaker at some it was like aChristian Christian school, Christian college, private
Christian whatever. And he was upthere and basically said like women are good
for cooking, making babies, andhe basically said his wife's life didn't begin

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until she became a mom. Okay, okay. She was all these like
you know, graduates, including alot of women and whatever, like,
hey, look this is great.But he's like, I'm sure you're most
excited about your true vocation in life, which is wife and mother right and
want him cut from the Chiefs.He's like some anti gay se view some

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it was. He really went forit. He was all, did oh
wow, he did? Can Imake notes and add that? I forget
the name, I've never heard ofsomething. Yeah, but it was a
Christian school for sure. Yeah,so they're feeling what he was saying,
right, you know they had thespeech still outrage or is it? Oh

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yeah, because it's spread. Yeah, anybody had the school actually outraged?
They want him fine, had tohave been outraged because that's how the story
got out, or they posted thevideo, post the video right right,
So everyone outside of the school isoutraged. It's been a great off season.
Look, personally, I don't carewhat he says. Who cares.
I'm sure there's plenty a mom outthere who said their life started when they

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became a mom. Harrison Bucker upthere doing a commencement speech changes nothing,
you know whatever, Let him saywhatever he wants. Who cares their black
eye for the Chiefs. They've gotRashid Rice out there. Racing is now
associated breaking the law with something elseand putting people legitimately in danger. They

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had the one Andy Reid's son,Oh, Yeah, crippled the girl.
Yeah, that's bad. Yeah,I'm not agreeing with Harrison, butker I'm
saying he's got a right to sayit. But the people that are like,
oh, cut him from the teamand find him and like idea come.
Yeah, I just don't agree withthat. Yeah, he gave a

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speech, still a better speech thanthat. A I wanted that one collegat
Good God, I'm sure he'll bewelcomed all of the away games. Don't
think any other team who cares.He comes in there, every player gets
booed. He's going to get itextra bad. I don't think so.
I do. I'm not at homeWill on the road, Oh, he's

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going to get savaged on the especiallyby all the Taylor Swift fans that are
there. Oh yeah, that's theother thing I guess he as specifically.
Yeah, but he's using like allthese like tailors with lyrics. Oh and
of course, and so it's likefeeling that that's not what Swift is about.
Some problem in the locker room.Yeah. So these these commencement addresses,

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you know, it's all about like, hey, taking your life experience.
Jerry Seinfelt I thought did a reallygood job, even though I got
just read people walked out of thatpart of the whole you know, Palestine
Israel thing. But I thought Iwatched a little bit of his speech.
I thought he did a really goodjob. But it's always about like,
hey, here's my experience, here'swhat you should be I'm so much further
ahead and down the road on thiswhole thing. This is where your perspective

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should be, and this is whatyou should be thinking about and focus and
blah blah blah blah blah. ButI saw this thing because you know,
people over sixty. They're warning youngerpeople of things that they wasted too much
time on when they were in theirthirties, forties, and even fifties.
So this is again people over sixty. So this could even benefit someone like
Ravy, you know, and Craig. Am I wasting my time? I

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need to hear. Yeah, youmight be wasting time on building social status
and shopping for things. Ah agreed, Okay, you might be wasting time
trying so hard to be friends withpeople who had no time or interest in
being friends with you, or onlywanted your friendship when it was convenient to
them. Go on, I've donethat a few times where I've gone through

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my phone, I go, whoare some people who I've made the effort
with who are not returning the effortand delete and or who I just haven't
spoken to and forever and it's probablyjust over and I just delete. It's
a spring cleaning of your contacts.Yeah, that seems so not woody though,
not the deleting them from your life, but deleting them from your phone,
because I thought you would have thatmentality of maybe someway now I need

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to get a hold of them.No, not for something like that.
Really. Yeah, my OCD wouldn'tallow it. Worrying what other people thought
of me and thinking they were judgingme. That sounds like greg to me.
Yeah, that's taken. It's takenforever to get there. Still working
on that, still work. It'sa constant struggle. Older people wish they
didn't waste their time these things whenthey were younger. This one says,

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I wasted far too much time beingangry with people who had betrayed me.
I've since learned that we give,we get back, and we take we
pay for That's good. Yeah,good advice. Yeah, what what you
what you can get. It's justa weight on you all the time,
and what you take you pay for. So don't stew in your anger juices.

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Right, Yeah, I've not learnedthat one. That's one that's I'm
still working on. People pleasing ison there. Yeah, f that accumulating
stuff, I agree. Yeah,that's the thank God for my wife.
Yeah, she's a purger so whichI was also a buyer's Yeah, but
like I feel like we have thesame amount of stuff. It's accumulating stuff

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and we buy exactly it neutral.This one says I regret spending so much
time working and not going on abig overseas trip at least once a year.
Nice. I mean, if youcan worrying about whether a man liked
me or not. My self esteemwas not very high, and I suspect
I thought most men I liked werethinking about anything else besides me. Huh

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oh. This one says, hdon't waste time being angry over something you
can't control. Don't waste time ongossip or negativity. Don't waste time blaming
others or your childhood on present baddecisions, behavior, or situations. Halla
lose. I think that's my favoriteone. Me too. I know somebody
who's obsessed with the past and childhoodand oh everybody else's fault. Yeah,

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dude, that was thirty years ago. Wow, yep. Things you can't
control. I've really worked on thatover the last couple of years. If
I don't have any control over it, I'm really just going out of my
way not to worry about it.And it's a challenge sometimes. Absolutely the
most freeing part is you can't controlanything. If something really happens, what's

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going to happen to you? Thereare certain things you can control, Yeah,
but to be comfortable with, like, so focus on that stuff.
Yeah, what's the worst case scenario? Right? Oh okay, I told
you that's what best piece of advicethat I got from a therapist. Yeah,
once you realize that you're totally free. Yeah, the advice from the
therapist was Okay, So if you'reworried about number one, can you control?

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If you can't control, don't worryabout it. But what's the worst
case than anything? What's the worstcase scenario? Will you be okay?
Like if that does play out,will you be okay? If the answer
is yes, don't worry about itbecause you know you'll be okay. Like,
you'll deal with it. If itever comes to light, you'll deal
with it. But you're going inYou're going into it knowing that in the

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worst case scenario, I will beokay. I thought that was very helpful.
What if the answer is no,will you be okay? No,
well, okay, don't worry.Well, then that's something you should worry
about or work on. Then youhave to work to yeah, when it
will instead of just worry older peoplepeople over sixty warning younger people about things
that they wasted their time on themwhere they're young when they were younger.
This one says, I just turnedseventy three in my thirties, spent way

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too much time cleaning. Oh yeah, I used to take a week's vacation
from work just to spring clean thehouse. Oh God, agreed, still
living that you can hire people todo that. And then finally I'll give
you one more. And then wegot to get to Greg's commencement addresses pace

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yourself like you don't have to hitsocietal milestones. Life is not linear.
Okay. I thought that was prettygood too. Yeah. Old people say
we're wise. Yeah, but theseare people older than you wise. That's
why they say the older, youget the smarter your parents get, right,
that's true, appreciate it. Idon't know about that all for most

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of us late to the I'm notsure about your stock, dude, the
cloth from which you are cut,all right, So we're going to take
the break. We'll come back andthe commencement address for the class of twenty
twenty four by our our, our, our what's our what they call the

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person who gives the something of honor? Then speak keynote. Okay, note
speaker, that would have been Idon't know why it sounds wrong, but
it kind of does. The keynotespeaker, Greg Goory. Oh yeah,
that's the spot right there. Thewood Show, Let's graduation season, and

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a lot of stuff here in thenews about you know, Jerry Seinfeld being
the commencement speaker. Graduation booker canceledright right, Yeah, so sood news.
But maybe yours did get canceled.Yeah, well, this is something
we do every year. This graduationhas prepared a commencement address for the class

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of twenty twenty four. Always wisewords, I hope, so from the
wisest man in the room, greatgory, and ladies and gentlemen, I
give you our keynote speaker, misterGregory Gory, thank you so much,
Woodie, Thank you everybody, andgraduates, ladies and gentlemen. It is
an honor to be speaking to youon this momentous occasion. Graduating into what

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we call the real world, whichis just code for decades of monotonous tests
with no end in sight. Takingthat step into the real world is the
culmination of years and years and thousandsupon thousands of dollars. So as I
stand behind my make Believe podium,allow me to urge you to hit the
ground running, to put your expectationsin check, and to know when to

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bite your lip. But before wedelve further into those main tenants, let
us address the elephant in the room. And that's not a special appearance by
Lizzo. I am referring to theunrest that has been twenty twenty four.
It's been a year rot with protest, and said protest has cause lots of
division and derision, has even forcedsome to miss their graduation altogether, all

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those years and years and thousands andthousands, and the joy of graduation taken
away at the hands of a few. And to those who have caused division,
and derision, and to those whoplan on doing so in the future.
If you perceive an injustice, causinginjustice to others is not the answer.
If you perceive injustice, don't blocktraffic. You're causing injustice to the

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woman driving to work, the manon his way to a job, interview
the patient on their way to ahospital. You might even be blocking the
person who is on your side,and you're therefore causing injustice to the person
who perceives the same injustice you're fightingagainst. Now, if you're outraged with
an issue, pouring soup on pricelessart, I guarantee you will not will

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not bring people to your side.This kind of alienation will only hurt you
in what we call the real world, which is really just code for wanting
to keep that little money the Fedsallow you to hold onto while also wanting
lots of stuff. Now, nomatter the gravity of the situation or the
intense nature of your cause, itwas not the fault of da Vinci,

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it was not the directive of Rambrand. It's not the burden of the delivery
driver. Don't cause an injustice tothose who appreciate their talents and your precious
hashtags don't change minds, so hitthe ground running. It is action that
causes reaction, and by action,I don't mean catch phrases on posters or
tense cities in the quad, orgluing body parts to an espresso machine or

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hurling minnestroni at the Mona Lisa.Instead, run for office, hold a
meeting, call your local rep,volunteer, or you know, be an
actor, or being a band whoclaims to be green and ohso concerned with
the carbon footprint, all the whiletaking individual Cadillac Escalades to each concert,
knowing that thousands of screaming young fansare suckered by your hipocrips. I recently

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saw a picture online was a youngcollege age woman. She had laptop computer.
She's typing away, looking at thescreen through her ray bands, her
Starbucks iced coffee right by her side, and her patent leather doc Martin's looked
quite new, considering they weren't evenscuffed up at all. Her genes deliberately
ripped in all the right places bythe designer who sold them at a high

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end retailer, and there smack dabin the middle of her seventeen hundred dollars.
Apple MacBook was a sticker that said, smash capitalism. Smash capitalism,
all right, right right there now. I say this with love and compassion
because I have been there, andI have done that. I jumped on

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any cause that bono thought was important, and I patronized a coffee shop named
after a homophobic, murderous Cuban revolutionary. So with love and compassion, I
say this, If you propose smashingcapitalism while being a living, breathing billboard
for the very thing you want tosmash, you look like and idiot.

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Put your expectations in check. Whenyou land that first job. Guess what
you're not going to earn what thosecorner office managers earn. And the journey
to get that corner office might suck. It might suck more than yet another
appearance by Ron Burgundia, yet anotherroast. The road is long, but
everybody has to take that road.So put your expectations in check. Your

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employer might actually want you in theoffice. Working remotely does not mean collecting
in a paycheck and towing your tinyhouse to Jackson Hole. Being asked to
show up and actually do your jobdoesn't mean your boss is a fascist.
Which, by the way, isa word that is far too overused.
Put your expectations in check, andput the people who create those expectations in

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check. Whoever told you gluten makesyou fat was lying. And I'm also
sorry hipsters, but kale is geneticallymodified food as long as everything else a
long list of foods that you eatevery day. If somebody preaches about a
gender pay gap while telling you there'sno such thing as gender run away,
and whoever told you raising taxes canaffect the actual climate is a liar.

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And lastly, bite your lip.Many a career has been destroyed and many
a job opportunity lost thanks to onestupid tweet. Bite your lip. If
you're dealing with a bout of insomniaand you post something pithy like can't sleep,
logic would dictate you can't sleep becauseyou're scrolling with your eyes endlessly locked

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on your phone trying to figure outways to smash capitalism. So bite your
lip, or rather bite the insidesof both your cheeks. It makes your
face look slimmer. I do itin photos sometimes pro tend Now. I
don't mean to preach, but thenagain, graduation speeches really are just not
denominational sermons that meander, and thatis what you're gonna do from here on

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out. And that is meander inthe real world, which is really just
code for knowing the socially appropriate timeto pour a drink. It's gluing hands
to runways and roadways in the nameof oat milk. It's getting stuck in
protest traffic. It's idolizing so calledgreen celebrities whose jets and mansions and yachts
all get a free pass because fame. Now, the real world often seems

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like humanity slowly swirling downward into thetoilet bowl of insanity, and it often
is, so try not to takeit too seriously. It will take a
long while to learn all those lessons, so just know that sometimes good enough
it is good enough. I mean, after all, it took me two
weeks on and off just to writethis drivel. So congrats graduates. For

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you it is the real world,and for me, it's time to bite
my lip. Hi Greg, Ladiesand gentlemen, class of twenty for congratulations.
Nice work, Greg. Thanks wouldnice work. I hope everybody's mouths

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were closed and ears were open.Give me your teeth. Shops taking care
of him the Woodie Show reading thestory about this police chief in Maine talk
about lemons to lemonade. Right,he was fired for coming into work drunk.

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And so now you open a brewery. Oh yeah, really leaned into
it. That's good, it's prettyfunny. It's gotta be a huge investment.
Yeah, well, I mean heknows the thing or two. I
guess. I guess he really likesto drink it. Just don't drink up
all the profits. Good for him. Now, Greg, you've shown up

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the works trunk, right, shownup to work drunk. Yeah, I
don't not drunk, No, butwe've drank at work. Well yeah,
probably still maybe still buzz from thenight before. Sure, yeah, but
drunk. Yeah, he wasn't likeyeah, drinking and then just going into
work. No way. Yeah youthink Greg would do that? Who do

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you think? I don't think Gregwould do that. A daily drinker like
Greg, it might have happened.Yeah, but I mean Greg does have
a drinking problem, much like Graveyhas a gambling problem. Right, I'm
not drinking, right, he's notdrinking right now, and that's a problem.
No, but at all seriousness,I would never Greg is way too
responsible. I would never. Ijust think, you know, he went
to a happy hour. He hadto, you know, do a shift

(30:45):
after like Raby. Yeah, Braybywas keeping that bottle of booze and drawing.
I wasn't drunk. It's just gettingnice. Just drink. It's a
big deal. Yeah, she's notoperating any Equipment's right, it's a functional
out. What's a big dam.Yeah, I was functioning. This is
somewhat good news. The number ofdrug overdoses deaths in the US dropped in

(31:07):
twenty twenty three, which that's thefirst time that's happened since twenty eighteen.
One hundred and seven thousand Americans diedfrom oding last year. That's down from
one hundred and eleven thousand and twentytwenty two. And while that sounds good,
a little perspective in the article they'regoing on about how even the reduced
number is four times what it wastwenty years ago. Oh, four times

(31:32):
a man. That is crazy killer, instant killer, and other news.
Workers are cheating on drug tests atthe highest rate in decades. Of the
five point five million drug screens collectedfrom the general US workforce, thirty one
thousand showed signs of tampering, Ohmy god. And the most common method
of tampering was substituting a worker's urinesample with a urine sample from a friend

(31:59):
or a pet. I've done itfor Yeah, I've done it for a
friend I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you had that job forever,
yeah, fifteen years. I wouldn'twant to get involved. I would
not get involved. You can callme a bad friend all you wouldn't be.
But it wasn't like for the samejob. I wasn't working for the
company I know, but just ingeneral, like I don't want to be.

(32:19):
I don't want to get mixed upin other people's shenanigans. Agreed.
I won't tell anybody about it.You want to give your friend, I
want to give anybody any because whoknows what it would test positive criminal,
it's going to test positive for weight. I don't easily. I don't want
to be involved in anybody else shenanigans. Somebody else will find it like illegal.

(32:40):
I don't have to. I'm notsaying that. I'm saying to jail.
I don't want to get involved inanybody else's shenanigans. I didn't say
like illegal activity. Man, it'siss. Well, if you ever need some,
I mean it's friend might be thesedays, you probably wouldn't want,
right, I probably don't have.This is pre discovering marijuana. Yours would

(33:02):
be useless to anybody, agreed,Right, I have useless. Peek you
do. It's really bedful for qualityswabs. I'm sorry swaps. We're detected
in six thousand samples. That's asix hundred and thirty three percent increase and
the highest rate ever recorded. Howdo employers do that? Do they send

(33:29):
you out to an independent lab?But I don't know. Look, I've
never worked at it. I've alwaysworked at radio stations. I've never worked
at a place where they did gotto I've done it. Yeah, I
send you, like to a questor something. Yeah, you just go
to an office. Okay, let'sdo it. Oh my god, they
did drug testing at radio stations.There'd be three people, it would all
be Yeah, that's so true.Yeah, AI jocks all day every day.

(33:52):
Right. Yeah. But it wasso easy to do because there was
a bathroom in the right, inthe lobby downstairs in the building, and
then you just you know, andthen the friend just had it. Put
it in a battle baggie. Yep. Yeah, and then upstairs take the
test pass easy. Other headlines today, President Biden and Donald Trump have agreed
to two debates. Exciting, right, did you see the video Slovakia is

(34:15):
prime minister shot and wounded yesterday.Yeah, tempted assassination, had the airlift
to a nearby hospital. The shooter, they tackled him like immediately, he's
walked up to this barricade, justreached over and started boom boom boom,
like five or six shots and thePrime Minister took it right in the abdomen.
Yeah, but he's alive. Iguess like the next twenty four hours

(34:35):
or so they say, or thewell, we'll tell if he's gonna make
it or not. That's freaky.And then another one of these barges hitting
a bridge in Galveston, Texas,this time causing damage to the structure,
closing off road access and for goodmeasure, spilling some oil into the water.
Yeah, big oil streak. Yeah, great and safe. The miniature

(34:55):
poodle won the Best of Show forthe one in forty eighth Westminster Kennel Club
Dog show Man the miniature Poodle.Why is it always the frufyed Well,
that's the dogs those shows like neverjust like a German shepherd, you know,
Rottweiler. It's always a froufy pursedog. Yep. Yeah, we'll

(35:19):
give me like a dog that eatsits own poop or something like, you
know, like a real dog,like a real dog. We've done all
that with a look at that dog. With the dogs. What Greg's arguing
for here is he wants to dowith the dogs what we've done with all
the skincare products and makeup stuff.It's all like fat chicks with bad acne
who are on these commercials. Now, it's no longer beautiful people. This

(35:40):
is right. And so because thisis what normal people look like, Fine,
let's see what normal dogs look like. Yeah, for reals dogs.
I want to see what for realsdogs. This is one of those pomp
pom tails and the pompong feet.Yeah, this is the kind of dog.
He's just ask kicked for its lunchmoney. Absolutely, it can't go
to the pet smart Do you likethese dogs at the sho show have to

(36:00):
get like their butts inspectors. Ohyeah, oh yeah, look at Yeah
dude, you don't know that.Yeah, oh I know I'm not watching
dog shows, but it looks likedog shows. He's really handling the Oh
yeah back in yeah, I waswatching, uh what maybe learned today we
look at dog's butts. I waswatching this skills thing the other day with

(36:22):
a dog show where they you know, they go through all the the mazes
and stuff. It's so goos,that's cool. The Westminster Dog Show stuff
sucks. I still watch that.Seems like a little hoity toity with the
skills thing. I just don't knowhow do you train the dog to go
through the like the pylons, like, oh, like we'vesh when you start

(36:43):
training your dog. My dogs areway too dumb. It'll five like Greg,
they know that a rott Wiler wonBest in Show in two thousand and
six excellent nine O nine, sayingthat German shepherd won in twenty seventeen.
Okay, well we're due again then. Yeah, it's been a while.
I would just like to see,I would I would just like to see,
like you said, like, giveme like a normal looking dog,
look like a dog's don't like poodlesat all. And I hear they're really

(37:06):
mean too, really, I hearthey're really smart. My grandparents had a
poodle too, and they were theywere sweet? They're all people dogs?
Yeah, well yeah grandparents haircuts toit? No good, did they?
Hell? No way are these dogsconsenting? Because that's my new What was
the po show? Show me yourbubble and you took it? Wait?

(37:30):
Yeah eight seven seven forty four wardsembecile, he's our embecile now show and
we are into another new hour insensitivitytraining, trade, politically correct world.
It is Thursday morning. It isMay sixteenth, twenty twenty four. Sea

(37:52):
Bass. He's been gone for awhile. I haven't seen it. He's
here. Oh yeah, okay,I know he's here, but are you
missing him as well? Normally he'slike popping in, popping out, But
like, yeah, he's been gonefor a while. Don't know, he's
stuck in the elevator again. Missing. That's happened before. That's true.
Oh there he is there. Heis missing you see best? Yeah,

(38:16):
we were current are missing kind ofwonder anyway, the elevator stopped on me
actually last week? Did it?Yeah it did. You'd have loved it?
Right? Really what started going downand it went shook up and down
and then luckily it reset itself.This is the problem taking that freight elevator

(38:37):
that you take to hide from everybody. This was one of the main ones.
Yeah, it was Maine stop metoo. Yeah, nice one was
out for a while, right,for a long while. Yeah. The
freight elevator was the main one ofthe main ones too. And it was
a Saturday and it did that,and I'm like, well, I'm dead,
find me here Monday. You cansurvive if you Yeah, you have

(39:00):
a cell phone. Yeah, ifI did. If if in a giant
steal and concrete shaft, you haveservice enough to get a call out,
maybe not to have like a biglong conversation, but delice call and say
stuck. They call back in ifyou're lucky. Elevator, right, it's
in the text Can you text nineone one now? Right? I think

(39:21):
you can if you have service,will eventually go through. I mean when
they get your body out. Yeahyeah, what Once they get your body
out of the elevator, all ofa sudden, all your texts go through
and there's like a thousand of them. Man, I was ready saw this.
I was in a corner of thelittle common room in my apartment.
I didn't have service, just becauseit was concrete and steel. Back in

(39:44):
the corner. Let's have your urineto live off of for a few days.
Yeah, just drink and stay high. Drank, just cut your hand.
I know, it's like, howwould I gather said, you're laughing.
Well, I think what you dois you let in your back,
you point yourself straight up in theair, you shoot it up like a
fountain, and then you quickly getup and you try to catch it while

(40:09):
the elevator, like a nice solidstream almost hits the ceiling, and then
you sit back straight up and thenyou put your like trying to catch snowflakes.
There's a great No, there's agreat dig I think it was called
tub girl if you recall, ohtub girl. Yeah, it shows yourself
you can do it. Hey,some people are into that for fun.

(40:30):
You could do it for survivor survival. Speaking of kinky stuff, and I'm
really not sure. We talk aboutthis every once in a while, where
just regular sex went so wrong forso many but it's obvious, man,
that we are living in a prettykinky world. All these different things that
we're hearing about with freaks the weeks, and you know, these different groups
that pop up and things that youhear about, like that's a thing.

(40:52):
Yeah, like chicks stepping on likeshrimp shells and bugs. People are into
that weird stuff, not even likewe've moved beyond even I mean they're still
doing that, like where people areswiping panties out of laundry mats and you
know, people with feet, which, by the way, we're gonna getting
too moved on to like electrocution.Yes, nice, yeah, nice,

(41:15):
yeah, a little bit like somebodysaid, you know what, this is
fun and everything, but really great, Yeah, let's electrocute myself finds that
unusual sexual interests are more common thanever, with one in three people saying
they've experimented with a kink. Andas we've learned through Freaking of the Week,
and it's everything from feet to peoplewith a fantasy. What was the

(41:37):
one like people had the fancy aboutbeing swallowed by large animals? What was
that you had that one? Iforget what it was that for. There's
a lot of stuff about gigantism,like giant woman stepping on me or eating
me right right right? Yeah,people are freaks. The bees people that
want sexual bee the bee people thatwoman's super hot for and that woman that

(42:00):
was making love the trees out there, Yeah, lying on a roasting pan.
That's right, he's about to bebaked. Yeah, that's right.
All right, Pre internet was thishappening, did like people have the imagination
to become sexual bees and stuff likethat, right? How they find good
questions for community? It's definitely theInternet that has and I think it also

(42:21):
gives people a door. Like normallysomeone might say, oh that might but
then they just wouldn't do to thinkabout it. But now they can like,
oh, down a rabbit hole,shares that you can find your community,
you can whatever you're into. Andthe one community that we take it
I think more shots at than anybodywould be the foot community. The foot
freaks just don't get Definitely the footenthusiasts. And we had put out a

(42:45):
call looking for someone who is afoot enthusiast, someone who's got a foot
fetish to call to defend themselves.Are called to defend series that we've done,
like with pharmacists and chiropractors to thispoint, and this is just another
group of pe but that we havetaken shots at that. Hey, people
say, well that's not fair becausewe're not there to defend ourself. Well,
we put the call out, andwe did get some people that were

(43:07):
hitting us up, and they wereyou know, they were fine in the
context of an email or like atext, but boy, try to talk
to some of these people on thephone just in a conversation to kind of
feel them out, to see whowould be the best person to bring on
the air, who could like completea sentence and speak and be social.
It was rough, no kidding,and I wasn't sure how we were going

(43:29):
to pull this off. I thought, maybe we have to give a little
bit more time till we can findsomebody else. But then something fell right
in my lap. I was havingthe conversation with another radio friend of mine
and they go, dude, aboutthe struggle, about the struggle to find
a foot freak, like a goodone to come on the air, and
who would really answer our questions andI'd be great for the segment. And

(43:49):
they said, Dude, we knowsomebody who's a really big foot freak,
and I go, what we do, Yeah, it's another radio guy.
He's the host of a syndicated radioshow. And I said, well,
reach out to him, see ifhe's willing to come on the air with
me. And he did, andso I hit him up, and he's

(44:10):
all about it to the point wherehe's talked about it so much that management
and the consultants and everybody have hadmultiple meetings with him over the years about
dude, tone it down with thefootstuff. Because the stations that he's on
are these like pop stations, thetop forty stations that are the majority of

(44:32):
the audience women, and so it'screeping them out. Freaking out, You're
creeping out the moms and the audience, the women in the audience. And
he is just not shy, andhe's not shamed about it at all,
and I think he's gonna be agreat person to answer our questions. The
name of the show that he's onis the John, Jay and Rich Show.
They've been on the air for along time together. They're based out

(44:54):
of Phoenix, and they're on anumber of radio stations across the country.
I've known this guy, not likeone of my close friends, but like
a like a professional acquaintance acquaintance kindof thing for years, and he's a
great guy. He does a lotof great stuff. We'll get into it,
but he does some other really goodstuff that is grossed outs. You
might be about the foot thing,Rave or Sammy or whoever else. He

(45:15):
does some really great stuff for animals. I'm gonn give him a chance to
to talk about because he really doessome really awesome work, he and his
wife, and so we'll talk tohim next. He's gonna be here to
defend the foot freaks, all right, John Jay from the John Jay and
Rich Show Awesome a legit foot enthusiastto answer all of our questions next year

(45:37):
on the Woodies show Hang on,this is money, all right, Welcome
back everybody. And I was almostunsure that we were going to be able
to follow through this week on ourcall to foot freaks to defend the foot
community, foot loving community community.We've done our fair share of ridiculing and

(46:01):
not getting oh yeah getting yeah.Yeah, It's like I don't care,
I just don't get you know.Reby is just fulling thoroughly disgusted. Ye,
completely disgusted by Sammy. You're fullythoroughly disgusted by the thing or just
the idea of putting your feet ononline, well, the idea of putting

(46:22):
my feet for sure. Yeah.I don't want to get involved in any
of that, right all right,So anyway, a couple of people that
we talked to that had some reallygreat emails, they just weren't able to
put like sentences together. Yeah,and so I was like, man,
we might need to delay this.But then, like I mentioned, right
for the break, this kind ofjust fell in my lap. And I
found out that there's another radio guy, somebody that I know who's a legit

(46:45):
foot freak, would be willing tocome in while come and call in.
He's got his own show this morninghe's doing and come on the air with
us and answer our questions. Andhis name is John Jay. He is
the co host of the John Jayand Rich Show there based out of Phoenix
and on radio stations across the country. And I got him on the line

(47:05):
here, John Jay, Dog,what up? So I'm really surprised that
Well, at first, I wassurprised because I heard that you were like
a foot freak, right, Andthen I was surprised that you would talk
about it. But then the personthat told me that you were the foot
freak said that there's actually been anumber of conversations over the years telling you
to kind of like lay off ofthe foot stuff on the air because you're

(47:28):
creeping people out is that true?And by the way that person has said
that, I believe he's a swingerhimself. That person has the look of
a swinger. Yeah, and hewears really nice shoes and little yeah.
Yeah. So I've had a footfetish for a while, you know,
and when I was in college,I discovered it, you know, and

(47:50):
then I started, as I gotwhen I became an on air personality right
here, I started to be openabout it and I started taking pictures.
When we get guests in the studio, keep in mind, the foot betty
stuff is huge now, right,I mean all the time, Like if
you're posted an article about it theother day, how this place gives you
free petty carriacs if they can tellyour feet pictures, like it's everywhere,
you know, like Ricky Martin hada foot fetage, Ricky Grists had a

(48:13):
foot fetish, Tommy Lee's got amajor foot bettage, Jay and Tarantino.
It's like the most popular fet soon the air. When I started coming
talking about it, I would getpeople come in like let's say it's the
weather girl or a couple of celebrities. You know, hey, could we
can picture your feet? They wereso down came to the studio, took

(48:37):
up, took off her boots.I don't understand, like it's such easy
money. You know, We've beentrying to get Ravy to take a picture
like or Sammy on or showed totake a picture, and they won't do
it because they say they say thatit attracts you know, creeps like your
wrong element. First of all,I'm not a creep that has yet to
be proved as you now. Allthe pictures that I can prove it to

(48:58):
you, I can prove to youI I I appreciate the women's seat.
Now, there are many different levelsto the foot fetish, right, I'm
at a very rookie fun safe likeI like looking to see if I'm standing
in line at the DMV. Likeone of my favorite things in the world
is if you're eating at a restaurantand you see a woman dangling her shoe
off her foot, just her flipflop or whatever. They it's just innocent,

(49:19):
but it's so dang sexy. Butthere's people that go way way darker
and reach out to people and say, hey, here fat Now that's so
stated. My wife says, themost flawless feat in the world so I
started an Instagram count account based offof my coworker Kyle. She has the
most beautiful souls. And what's funnyis a lot of women are insecure about

(49:40):
their feet. So I have anInstagram account which features my wife's seat and
my coworker's seat and you can checkit out. It's called Unfugged Feet.
Yeah you n n FuG feetug feetallow fetish content. Well, I have
an Instagram, so every about oncea year my account could shut down that

(50:01):
I call my in. But yousaid you discovered this in college college?
Yeah, what did you discover?Yeah? What was the moment? You
know, describe the moment, like, how did you figure that out?
I hooked up with some girl incollege and I remember things were going down
all of a sudden things happened onher feet. She's like, oh my
god, and I was like thatwas hot. Oh okay, So okay,

(50:25):
I see all right. And soit was it was the act of
tributing the foot that that Like,So did you do that intentionally or was
it just because that's just what youknow? That was like in the way
as you were you know hard,I don't really it was so long,
it was about five years ago whenI was in college, right five years

(50:46):
ago. Right, Hey, bythe way, there's different fetishes, you
know, Like I think mine ismain stream, is very popular. Like
there's people who have the arm kitsfetish. There's a guy that I think
works in your building and every timehim and I drive to dinner, he
always wants to smell my arm pitch. And Kevin mcgret. We do know
Kevin. We know Kevin very well. I have a huge, huge armpit

(51:08):
fet So where would you draw theline, because you said you're not creepy
about it, So like where doyou draw when it comes just to the
foot fetish community, Like what doyou think is too far? Like the
guys obviously hiding under people's cars atthat You've got to have a total consent
of stuff. And I only takepictures of my wife's seat and my coworker's

(51:28):
feet. I don't do anybody else. My wife's got a new white petticure.
Her toes are white and they're beautiful. Fact that's the most recent picture
I think is posted. Okay,you explained why you're in defeat, and
I'm sure you've talked to other peoplethat are into feet as well. What
do they say on why they areinto it? Yeah? Why is your
is your story more common or isthere like some other ways that you've heard

(51:51):
that people have figured out or gotteninto feet. Well, for me,
it's I don't know why I haveit. I don't know why it's happened.
But you know, I've seen allthese scram videos. If we're in
the brain when you're developing that theseed, they're close to the sex organs
of the brain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, somebody sent some guard.
Yeah. I mean for me,I don't know. I just think it's
beautiful. I think and see whatI realized is like someone will send me

(52:14):
pictures and be like, I haveugly seat and I and I will go
out to myself. I think thoseare ugly feet, but I post them
and people go nuts, Like there'ssome people who have all kinds of feet.
Yeah. So some guys like thelong toenails, some guys like dirty
feed, some guys like whatever.I just appreciate the foot. It's like
a it's like a Picasso. Yeah, but it's but it's but it's a
sexual thing. Like people will appreciateand like nature or the beauty of nature

(52:37):
in a way, but like butlike you get like you get like a
boner looking at a feet. Imean I have yeah, I am right
now. Are you more turned onby feet than any other part of the
body? Like? Is that themain I want you? Yeah? I
do like like you know, there'sa but guys, there's boot, guys,
there's speak guys. I mean Ido like feet. I do like

(52:58):
the other parts too. Okay,you in your scenario where you're at a
restaurant and some woman is dangling hershoe off her foot and you see her
foot and then you scan upward andsee her face and she's a three but
her feet are a ten? Dothe feet you surp the face? M
yes, y before like I'll bethe gym and there's like, you know,
people getting physical therapy, like Imean, a freaking nightty year old

(53:19):
woman to get her feet worked on. She's got nice toes. Nice Wow.
Ray's discussing to me. It's tome, it's innocent and it's fun.
But if you really want, ifyou go to a pornub and search
feet, you'll be blown away doingthat. We're very aware that people like
it. We're very aware that peoplelike it, and we were very aware

(53:40):
that it is a thing. Wejust weren't getting because I don't know,
like you know what about a foot. But like somebody said, there was
a foot enthusiast who hit us upand we were asking for people who might
want to come on the air anddefend the foot fetish. They said,
Okay, so you guys say it'sdisgusting, but there are people who are
really into like anal sex, andthat's way more disgusting when you think about

(54:00):
it then somebody who's just in thefeet. And I didn't know what to
say to that because it's kind oftrue, but well, it's not nearly
that dirty. I wouldn't say thateither is disgusting. Well, a dirty
like just like I mean, Ithink people associate feet with filth because you're
like walking around. No, Ijust don't. I don't think it's gross.
I just I see feet as nonsexual, right, yeah, right,

(54:22):
there's a lot of things that areLike some people have an ear fetish,
you know what I mean. Sopeople have I've learned about different fetishes
all the time. What about thepeople who are into like chicks farting on
stuff? Yeah, like people areright, that's a that's a fun search.
You that one where the girls arefarting on cakes. Yeah, cakes
fart Yeah, we discovered that yearsago. Yeah, since you discovered this

(54:43):
in college. How did you approachtelling your wife that you had a foot
fetish? Like? When did thathappen for you in a relationship when you
let them know? Ever been likea deal breaker with the other people,
like before your wife? Oh?Well, you know, I think it's
kind of like I was grossed outby feet at the beginning, and then
uh, and then I found outthat I wasn't. I loved him.
It was one of those things,you know, like like one of those

(55:04):
TV shows where the dad's all likethe movie Murder, the movie American Beauty
was the dad was pissed and wasgay, not to be gay, he
was all gays. We're all gayhappening with Yeah. Maybe you know,
you'll come around to it eventually.You're you're protesting too much. You think
I just learned now just to accepteverybody. Everybody has is whatever, you

(55:28):
know what I mean? They gotto fetish some people like the dad bods,
you know. Yeah, Bravy doesI do That's true. Yeah,
everybody's got their thing. It's ait's interesting, man, I mean,
you know, and it's what's weirdabout it is that I know John Jay
and like you hang out with theguy and talk to it and you have
the things too that you're gonna lovethis, Sammy, hold on what kind
of opinion you have a John Jayat this point. But he does a

(55:49):
lot for dogs, and it's ait's a it's a very important thing,
a big charity thing. You appreciatethat bounced it out for you. My
wife, Yeah, and his wifehave a dog wress. What's it called.
It's a love pop or something likethat, or it's called love It's
called Love Pup Foundation. It doesn'tmatter of fact. We did. We
picked up a dog one time astrayand it had somebody had painted their tones

(56:14):
and the dogs toenails peak. Isthat hot? Was that hot? My
well, my wife and my wifehad pink toast so we did a photo
shoot of her feet the dogs.Yeah see, and we got that dog
adopted as a black German shepherd.But yeah, that's this is all innocent
from our point of view. Butyou can go dark just like you can
with anything. Yeah, right,yeah, do you guys have any kind
of have you have your minds beenopened at all, rave like not really

(56:38):
straight to m Yeah, I thinkthat was a good I think that was
a good argument with the dadbod thing. Sure, that's a really good argument.
Freak light right, and the originof his foot fetish kind of makes
sense. Yeah in a way.Yeah, I think anybody I've heard.
Yeah, well, John Jay,I know you're also doing the show where

(57:01):
we are. Look, let metell you how much I love how powerful
radio is. I was supposed todo a TV hit and I said give
it to someone else. I'm goingon the Woody shown. So what did
the because what did management say toyou when they sat you down there,
Like, John Jay, you gotto stop talking about the foot fetish thing
on the show? Like is itdid they? Was it something like that
like you're you're creeping the female audienceout or the Yeah, there was no

(57:24):
research on it. It's just itwas just you know, our consultants that
are you know, over a certainage and they think they know better.
So I think it's because they're indenial with their own foot fetish. Yeah,
but they they care that that informationanyway they want for their own agenda
doing exactly exactly, keep doing itat one point, just stop talking about

(57:45):
my dog rescue. They were like, don't talk about the dog rescue.
Don't and then and then later itcame back that was the number one testing
thing on the radio. Yeah,yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
Well it's it's John j Yeah,go ahead, it's John Jay,
John Jay and Rich Show. Uh. And they're on stations. So you
guys are on a ton of stations. How many stations are you guys on,

(58:05):
like throughout the country twenty five twentyfive, but we haven't picked up
a new one in a long time. Yeah, I'm over very good anymore.
Well that's you know, that's howit goes. But the paycheck clears,
right, oh yeah sometimes yeah.And then the Instagram account. If
people want to check out the footaccount. Instagram account is unfugged feet on
I g thug feet. What doyou send me some of your feet and
I'll post them. I'll post apicture. I'll give you a picture of

(58:27):
my feet. What do I careif they're I mean they're busted, they're
pale. I want you to doI want you to post. I want
you to sit on your souls.Have the picture from the back, so
you get your butting jeans on yourbirth foot. I see you don't want
to see that? Yeah, yeah, see now I understand the Yeah dude,
you had me going. You haveI play? I play? Yeah?

(58:52):
Yeah? All right, Well,John Jay, thank you so much.
Appreciate you taking the time. It'severybody from John Jay and Rich Show.
Thank you man. Thanks love youbig fan. All right, love
pop. All right, there's uh, there's there's John Jay. Actually he
did make some sense. I didn'tknow, honestly, I didn't know what
the story was going to be.He didn't know what to expect. I
just found this information out like twodays ago when we were, you know,

(59:15):
trying to get people to call inand defend the foot fetish stuff,
and someone said, well, youknow and you know this person, And
I'm like, are you kidding?Well to talk about it? Show?
All right, thanks again to JohnJay from the John Jay and Rich Show.

(59:36):
Yeah. I met John Jay SeaBASSmaybe once doing radio. Yeah.
Yeah. I go to all theconventions like you do. What's that?
So I'll go to all the conventionslike you. No, but we Chris
crossed because he's in the same company. And I don't know if you ever
met him. I mean, they'rethey're interesting dudes. They've been doing this
a long time, and you know, for being on a pop station,
they do a lot of stuff thatI know, you wouldn't really expect to

(59:57):
be on a on a pop station. Yeah. I like that. I
really really found them because when Iwas working for a podcasting company, we
would convert everything into text, right, So what I would do is I
would look up like famous people likeJustin Bieber or like Jennifer Lopez and look

(01:00:20):
for interviews. They would have allthe interviews with all those people, and
I would push out all those interviewsto fan sites and get internet traffic back.
So that's how I would like discoverthese radio shows. So I've listened
to a lot of their interviews andthey're actually pretty good. Dude, be
jealous. Throw Back Thursday. Funfact, Paul was that Rich's wedding.

(01:00:42):
What nice? That's right, Yeah, that's right. This one of the
stories I love this week. You'veseen the whole thing with this video portal
they set up between Dublin and NewYork. Yeah, it's actual story,
really cool. But because people ruinit, right, Yeah, people ruin
it. That's the that's the thisweek. Everybody's talking about it because they
set this thing up and when itwhen it first went live, what last

(01:01:05):
week or whatever whatever it was.So it's it's this big round video screen
that sits there, ones in Dublin, the other ones in New York City,
and yeah it's live. So it'sit's you know, you you see
the people in Dublin. If you'rethere in New York and in New York
or Dublin, you see the peoplethat are in New York. It's pretty
cool. And people can like lookat each other like wow, there's a

(01:01:27):
portal into another place. But now, at least for the moment, it's
been shut down. You know,just an experiments, but I wanted to
see, like, you know,people in ocean away, how would they
interact with each other in real time? But just another example, just really
people being themselves. On Ireland side, they were flashing everything from bare butts

(01:01:49):
to swastikas to a photo of theTwin Towers and flames from nine to eleven.
Oh okay, that's cool. Therewas a very drunk woman in her
forties arrest after grinding her backside againstthe screen, So like all right,
you know, and their thing islike they wanted to have a bunch of
these things set up in a bunchof different cities, but now everything's on
hold. Would have been awesome.Well you need to have a monitor there

(01:02:12):
or accept the consequences. I mean, couldn't they have some kind of AI
program on there that would I automaticallyidentify butts, Yeah, like butts and
be able to blur someone would sitthere and really like a person that doesn't
sit there and try to I don'tknow that we have AI that that advance
and maybe send out a shock,right, that's what you are. I'm
sure you could probably make that happenwith AI, because you know, we're

(01:02:35):
doing real time discussions with AI now. And Facebook does that stuff too,
Like if you just post something,doesn't it automatically detect, well, but
it blurs the whole thing. Ican't strategically Well, that's what I'm saying.
If that's going on, it wouldjust blur the whole thing. If
it would detect something like that wouldjust blur the whole screen until that person's
away no longer in the shot.Do that portal or do it like when
you're trying to get into your phoneand you have the wrong code after a

(01:02:59):
certain number of ten says try infive minutes. Oh, I've had to
say try to get in five hours. Oh well, so that was going
on at my son's school where peoplewould press with other Yeah, they'd prank
it, so they just automatically putyou'd be locked out of your phone for
like twenty four hours. They're justtrying to because other kids are just putting
the wrong password just to keep itlike, yeah, it's just going higher

(01:03:21):
and higher and you couldn't get intoit for twenty four hours. Is there
no way around that? I mean, you can reset it if that happens.
So you can't get in for twentyfour hours, but you have to
you have to use another device,Okay, So there's got to be a
way around it. Yeah, becauseI've had that happened to me because I'm
like, I'm swear I'm putting inthe right password, yeah, and uh

(01:03:43):
it locked me out. I thinkit was like come back in like fifteen
hours once, because once you youdo the waiting time and you get the
password wrong again, it'll ramp up. Like so most of the kids are
doing yeah. Oh, at myson's school, drinks, it goes like
five minutes, ten minutes like theyget it to it. It's like a
whole day. Then you can't eventry again. Yeah, oh classic Apple.

(01:04:04):
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Cream Bnachi, Yes, yes,it got a peachy keen cobbler donut.
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(01:06:17):
all right? Well yeah yeah overthere, he's gonna have this weekend audio
for us come up a little bitlater on this hour. We do have
a brand new redneck news here foryou. So what do you show if
you paint for your honeymoon with MarlboroughMouth. That nick news and today's redneck

(01:06:39):
news is from Saint Petersburg, Florida, where there's this fella. His name
is Damian Katzen, and he wasin an argument with his brother. I'm
not sure what about specifically, butthe police report just said it was an
ongoing domestic issue and things got heated. Damien started damaging the walls inside the
home and throwing things at his brother, and then for his big grand finale,

(01:07:02):
he took off his soiled diaper andhe threw that at his brother,
smoking him in the chest with it. According to the cops quote, remnants
of the diaper were seen on thefront porch and on the stomach of the
victim. The Damien arrested, chargedwith domestic battery, booked into the county

(01:07:26):
jail. A judge has ordered himto have no contact with his brother,
and for Christ's sake, man,do not throw your dirty diapers at people
anymore. So again, not quitesure what the fight was all about,
but things got serious. Saint Petersburg, Florida. Damian Katzen, who pulled
off and used his own poop filleddiaper as a weapon during a fight with

(01:07:47):
his brother and that is today it'sred. Nick sucks he destroyed the walls
because they probably had such a nicehouse. I know it was awesome.
Oh wait, yeah, it's allall right. Phones are open eight seven
seven forty four. Wooding hit usup with that text over to two to

(01:08:09):
nine eighty seven. Yeah, we'vegot this week in audio. Before we
get to what SeaBASS has for us, I wanted to play you this clip.
This is Lewis Black. He ishe is an upset Tesla's shareholder.
Oh why would he be? Whystock is stock? Again? Here's Lewis

(01:08:29):
Black with a little something to sayfor Elon. So Tesla is clearly in
the share And the thing that wassupposed to say it was the cyber truck,
a vehicle that looks like what happenswhen you inbreed Deloreums. But unfortunately
the cyber truck appears to be cybera Tesla. Cyber truck had to be

(01:08:53):
rescued by a Ford pickup after theTesla got stuck in the mud and snow
on a road in the Sierra southof Lake Tahoe. Oh fancy cyber truck
had to get rescued by the big, tough Ford you are the laughing stock
of all the other trucks. ThatFord pickup's probably banging your wife right now.

(01:09:13):
Cybercuck just failing its owners. It'strying to eat them. Cybertruck users
are reporting injuries from the automatic trunkclosing the cyber truck. I'm gonna put
my finger flat right here and seewhat happens. Ready, ready, good,

(01:09:34):
because I'm team Cybertruck on this one. You morons had it coming.
Luckily I still have all my fingersso I can deliver this message to Elon
on behalf of best. Let's flippingthem off, I burn. Yeah,
So there you go. He's justangry. You know, he's lost the

(01:09:54):
money on that Tesla stock. Ilove Lewis Black though still funny. It's
his voice, it's his delivery.Only stand up show ever fell asleep during
Are you serious? Show? Reallythat much yelling? You can't keep it.
I mean you can keep it upfor five minutes on the Daily Show,
but for an hour in the theaters. Yeah, oh boy? All
right? Well this week in audiothat will be next year on The Woody

(01:10:15):
Show. Hangout these messages, ladiesand gentlemen. Bodega, brou Mama d
lady, gentlemen bodega brous disease fromfood and menaces. Yeah, totally show
Well, it's that time of theweek that we check in with Sea Bass

(01:10:38):
here and he lays out to usthe week in audio. Got a new
music for you. I'm not gonnatell you the performer here. I think
Menace might know this, but newsong that's out by someone very famous.
Make a listen and tell me wouldyou listen to it again? I'll tell
you the title of the song,little Foot Bigfoot. Here it is little
Foot Bigfoot. And where we knowthis person, we'll find out. Okay,

(01:11:03):
it Brady smiling because she knows nosounds like the intro to a kid
song a kids show. That's justfamiliar. Menace notes right, I mean,

(01:11:24):
I can't play the name though.It's not playing Donald Glover y.
That's not what I was gonna get. He's got a new album. It's
actually a re release of an albumhe did in twenty twenty, but he
gus remastered it, slash, putsome new songs on it, and he
just released the album or the videofor a little pot Bigfoot Now. It's
a It sounds very fun and upbeat, but it's actually about the underground world

(01:11:45):
of dealing drugs, guys. That'sthat's the art. Oh, I really
thought it was a kid's song.That's why he said he's tricking you.
That's like, you know, somebodytermed life's about doing meth right, Well,
but you wouldn't know that. Sothat's how it gets to the part
of the song where it says Crystalmeth alypia pretty blaytant. I thought,
I went did Childish Gambinos very lastshow, but he's going back on poun

(01:12:06):
so this is weird and he's Wetalked about this with Tyler the creator.
These are guys. Both these guyscould headline and have headline music festivals,
but they have zero like radio signals, like none of their stuff like this
is America was a big thing,but it was like it's more of a
performance art piece than it is anactual catchy song. Same thing with this.
I looked up he has no singlesChildish Gambino, But again he would

(01:12:26):
he could sell out anything anywhere.Sure, how all right, this week
in audio, well, I wasI was making the case for the for
the Man and Man versus Bear inthe Woods. However, this next clip
from Fox five Atlanta maybe has mejoining Ravey's and Sammy's side a young lady.
She's actually a doctor. I believeshe was just shopping at a Whole
Foods and I'll let her pick upfrom there. I was going to pick

(01:12:49):
up a couple of things. Isee this gentleman walking down the aisle who's
pretending to be shopping, and he'sholding a basket and he looked kind of
like a normal gentleman, like latetwenties, early thirties, and nothing like
extra suspicious about him. Bent overto grab the chips, and as I
was doing that, I felt somethinglike wet and warm on my back.

(01:13:13):
All right, wedding, okay,sweat and okay, you know it's exactly
what you think it is. Bythe way, oh what what? And
this is the middle of the day, but we're being led to believe and
nice, this is a shambly.It's a nice part, nicer part of
the idea Atlanta Metro. How didhe do that? That's the question.
Let's see if we can get somemore from the lady here. I mean,
think about it, fellas, that'slike an on demand kind of situation.

(01:13:38):
Wow, And so I grabbed myI put my hand on the small
of my back, and then Isaw that it was like there's a gooey,
oh white substance. And I turnaround and I see this guy looking
at me and then he zips hispants up. Oh, Margot. I
always had that question with guys,is how can you be this is the
most unsexy your full foods in themiddle of the day. Yes, how

(01:14:00):
are you ready to? Yeah?I don't get all it's like people who
can fart on the man? Yeah, I mean that's more impressive. I
mean, how do you think you'regetting more? Lady? How do you
getting away with this? Yeah?Like, what is the thinking of how
I'm not out of control? Tellme the cops victim. Wait a minute,
where's all your like blind defense ofpeople Sammy Sea Bass? No,

(01:14:27):
I don't defend stuff like that.Whoa Well, well, I mean what
I say would well, we don'tknow, like he could have been really
horny and like that's disgusted. Butif he has persistent arousal syndrome. You
heard about that, and like whatif just heard over just somehow triggered him
and you guys, I've never defendedsomething I can not believe you would defend

(01:14:50):
that. That's incredible. That's shocking, really very shocking. So this is
never the first time with these guys, right, you know they've gotten away
with things like this because they getus little like up on the wrist and
they're just put back out in societyto do it again and again again.
Well to a Ravy's question, let'ssee if the cops catch up with them,
Glovel tells Fox five once she realizedwhat happened, she chased the man

(01:15:11):
before calling police. I wanted todraw as much attention as possible to the
situation so that there would be alot of witnesses. And a spokesperson with
Whole Food says that they are cooperatingwith the police investigation or live in shambly
Mary Smith, Fox five, pewsjust truly so disturbing. Mary, really
sorry that that woman had to gothrough that takes did they put like that?

(01:15:33):
Do the little wet floor sign upthere? But they have that people
for folks who never worked in agrocery store. At the ends of the
aisles, there's a little like plastictubes that they'll have the pop up little
intense So if you find yourself inthis situation, go to the end of
the iis I'll grab a pop uptent, drop it there on the That's
why we need the island, manlike, because what are you going to

(01:15:53):
do with this person in society beyondrehabilitating. We've been pitching this idea of
the island where you know, youbuy cruise ships, you know, they
have their own private island, orlike we go as a as a world,
as a planet, we go buyan island. All the countries can
take their worst people and when they'reguilty of a particular crime that whatever.
When they're doing this, yeah,we know there's no return and there's no

(01:16:15):
use for them anymore. You guysare stealing bread to feel his family.
You fly a plane over it,you push him out with a shoot and
uh, there you go. Yeah, and if they can land and whatever,
fine, But the only place theycould land is designed there's nothing else
for miles around. That's where theygo this idea. Because I'm down for
execution on this dude. Sure,but so we give you the island right

(01:16:40):
there you go. Maybe the shootdoesn't open. I don't know how that
happens. Six six one texting overbears wouldn't do that. That's true.
A bear would not follow you throughthe whole foods and you finish on your
back. That's why I might beon side downright this week in audio.
Okay, so that is the oneside of being an attractive lady. But
this is a flip menicent in Yeah. On one hand, yes, creepers

(01:17:02):
will follow and joe on you.On the other hand, you get free
stuff. And this is a quote. This is a former college volleyball player.
Now I want to be model.Sierra Bolin lives in Miami and she
has some fun ways. Attention hotchicks out there. There are some apps
that'll let you get free stuff.Not only can girls get into clubs for
free, but there are a handfulof apps that give models and influencers free

(01:17:23):
food, drinks, anything. Sothis one is called Beauty Pass. It
gives you free coffee, lunch,et cetera, just for posting a story
and tagging the business. This one'scalled oh meeting on the house. This
one I went and interviewed for afew months ago. I give you an
actual card. Each influencer gets aweekly balance to spend at these businesses in
exchange for two stories. One picturein one video. Users get to spend

(01:17:45):
their weekly allowance on their cards placeslike bars, restaurants, beauty salons.
There's also gyms, yoga studios,soon to be hotels, and flights.
It's crazy, it's crazy, it'scrazy. So so just behind just goes
to the point. If you areattractive and hot and you're poor, you're
just a moral you're doing it.God damn idiot, hot idiot. Yeah,

(01:18:13):
this girl don't need to be smart. Yeah, but you don't have
to be that dummy. Two thousanddollars a week, Okay. In your
early twenties, you get this,all this free stuff. And then if
you're like, okay, well itlooks are starting to go, then Greg,
there's something you can do to securesfree stuff for the rest of your
retirement plan after after you're in yourtwenties, you can do just a very
simple thing to get free stuff forthe rest of your life. But hold

(01:18:33):
on, that's not it. There'sa password, right, what's the password?
You have to memorize it? Okay, I do you done? But
again, but again, you haveto be hot and stay hot. You
can't get all did you guys rememberit? Then? Yea, I do
period. Yeah, you can't letyourself go and then say I do you

(01:18:54):
have in the transition period? Right? Right? Right? Yeah? This
week in audio, all right,this is a seed best original game.
Why are they fighting? These aretwo men, two grown men, one
easily over their thirties. They arefighting on an airplane. Here's the setup.

(01:19:23):
Okay, chill all I made.I was chill, bitch, and
there were some swears in there.Right, So what's what happened? Walk
me through what happened with Instead ofguessing, I'll tell you. They one
guy there, They were on twosides of a three three seat aisle.
Mittle seat was empty, and oneguy had the air on. He liked
the air on, but he washe was getting the middle air and pointing

(01:19:45):
it towards him. But the otherguy said that some of that air was
getting on him and he didn't wantthe air, so he punched you other
guy. Okay, that's how thatair works. Yeah, well that's that
it was getting on Well you'll herein this club. That was the air
was getting on me. So Ihad to fight. Okay, yeah maybe

(01:20:10):
maybe yeah? Wow, worth it? Worth it and smart and what's wrong
with people? And reasonable? I'veseem I'm mandous when these guys go to
the island. You punch another guybecause you're you're fiddling with the air on
a plane just a little bit.No that that's not the jail. We'll
give you one more chance. Isay, that's an island warning. Yeah.

(01:20:30):
This is what we've also been arguingfor is that when you pull this
kind of stuff, or you dothis fight or whatever on an airplane,
you are no longer fly list.Yeah, no fly list. You're no
longer allowed to fly on all airyou don't have the ability. Yeah,
you better look up and Amtrak andGreyhound, Megabus Mega. But these no
fly lists are very spotty. Itwas famously Steve O was he was doing.

(01:20:53):
He was like smoking on a planeor something stupid. Delta said he
was banned for life, and hechecked, Oh I could book and he
Delta fly and co. All right. This week in audio AI news,
This week AI is coming faster thanever. We've now heard about the story
about the the Irish guy whole Heyo. Well, the guy, the Irish
guy who AI deified himself where hecan now live on forever so his family

(01:21:16):
can talk to him. Well,this is a guy read Hoffman. He's
been as an author, speaker,et cetera. He's been talking about this
stuff for a long time. Hehas made an AI of himself that he
can talk to and interview, andso here he is interviewing. He loves
himself that much. AI Read Hoffmaninterviewing Read Hoffman about the dangers and ethical
implications of AI. All right,hello everyone, I'm thrilled to be here
today. I'm an AI generated versionof Read Hoffman. His digital twin.

(01:21:41):
My thinking and everything I am sayingcomes from a custom GPT that is based
on twenty years of read, talking, and making content. So I've read
all his books, watched his speeches, and listened to his podcasts. I
think it gives me a pretty goodsense of how you approach the world Read.
How do you reconcile this speedy progresswith the real fear many have about
their jobs vanishing. Look, thisis obviously a very This is real and

(01:22:05):
serious topic, and we win byembracing it first, learning early, and
doing it as society, even thoughit will create some pain and transition.
What's interesting is so weird that makesit even more realistic. The breaths that
are in there, I mean,they're a little exaggerated. It was one
of the founders of LinkedIn, bythe way. Wow. But and he's

(01:22:26):
talking to himself in real time againstthe wild that is I can't even not
even remotely terrified. Have you heard? If you embrace it early? Definitely
come sooner this week in audio,coming up for you next year on the
Woody Show. Hang on here,next show. I'm trying to get kicked
in the nuts. This is theshow. All right, welcome back.

(01:22:50):
We're getting right back into this weekin audio's original game, how they Ali?
That's where I play use some audio. You guess how they hurt themselves?
Now you're gonna hear from this screamingthe manner in which this lady's being
hurted. Okay, question Morris,how did she get herself into this situation?
Right here? Okay, let mekill the music here so we can

(01:23:12):
really get a good listen to him? All right? How did they how?
All right? She is face downin a pile of fire. Ants.
Yeah, so the question is how. So it's not how did she
how? It's the ants right,because you think no, but how did
she get in that situation? Forno rational person would want to have a
face full of fire ants. No, how did in menace? Not because

(01:23:34):
he's seen he watches inside edition.We're going to play this whole story.
Face down at fire ants because shetripped well hiking. No, I think
she got down to look at somethinglike I think she got down close to
the ground to take a look atshe was examing. No, she saw
something like a flower and something else. Yeah, cute, and then she
got yeah, just attacked. Youthink you get a fire when you get

(01:23:58):
bit by fire ants the first oneor two and you're yeah, yeah,
I got them, get all ofher body. Watch that's up to your
face. I reached behind a cinderblock that was holding a like a door
open, like an out by abarn, and I reached down behind there
because it was like a license plateback there that I was grabbing. I
was a kid and little kid grabbingstuff. Yeah, and uh man,
my whole hand just got like withthese answer bite these fire ants. I'm

(01:24:18):
shaking my hand. I'm trying toget these things off, like band out.
That hurts so bad. That hurtsso bad. All right, anymore
guesses she's got to be doing somethingfor social media. She's taken a video
it's not her video. I'll giveyou that clue. Someone else's shooting video
of her whatever. It is acop camera because this is a mother who

(01:24:40):
had gone to pick up her toddleror a young child, and she went
the wrong way down the street andthen she backed up in reverse with there's
kids around, and she when thecops said stop, she didn't. And
I'll inside edition and take the restof it. It began when mom Taylor
Rogers made an illegal turn onto theschool grounds to drop off her son.
She stopped by the Santa Fe,Texas Chief of Police, Reuben Espinoza.

(01:25:02):
There's no left turns, man walkup to the front. She drives off,
but moments later, Chief Espinoza learnsthat she's driving in reverse at the
drop off area. She was inreverse heading towards the school where there's there's
children walking into the school. Ihad no choice but to use my vehicle

(01:25:23):
to stop her vehicle. He takesher down, and that's what she literally.
So that's that's a movie you've seena lot in recent company. Is
when cops tell you to do something, you start screaming at them. And
then said, I feel even thoughyou're you've been told to go away,
go the right way, but youdon't want to be told, so you're

(01:25:43):
backing up down the pickup lane.Yeah, and you heard him. He
had no choice stop her vehicle.He takes her down, and that's when
she literally comes face to face withthe fire amp. Perfect As go to
Taylor Rogers lawyer Randall Kalanan. Sothere's a lot of things on the videos

(01:26:03):
that the police have now released thatshow that your client was less than cooperative.
We're not saying that they didn't havea reason to stop her. There
was no reason to put her intothe fire ants. Yeah, that they
said, hey, anybody see me? Fire ants around? Where who we
put her down in? We gotthis this mom's being a bit pain in

(01:26:24):
the ass. We're going to puther. They are not listening when she
says, there's ants on my face, she's messing around. The police officer
said. What he said is thatthat we hit her out. We picked
her up with in like a thirteenseconds or whatever. But then she struggled
with our officers trying to pick herup, and so right back in the
ants. Good looks like someone ofthe worst acne you've ever seen, all

(01:26:46):
over head, her neck, awesomefaceful ants for around find out bet you
won't do that again. Well,yeah, all right, that's uh maybe
knows the drama to pick up situation. I know that's this week in audio.
Thank you very much. Seve askedget some more wood Show next,

(01:27:06):
hang on the Wooty Show. We'llbe right back. But are we doing
this? We're doing this show allright, Welcome back everybody. Hey,
ye it is Thursday morning, apre Friday. We are the Woody Show,
and Ravey's gotten nerd out to uphere in just a moment the latest

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in the world of nerds. Well, I'll find out all that is happening
there. Also, the birthday isin the porno birthday here in just a
moment. So you always hear aboutwhen people win the lottery, like it
always it's it's not always great,you know, like there's a lot of
drama that a lot of family drama. Willing to try it though, So

(01:27:49):
the winner of a massive one pointthree five billion dollars Mega million's jackpipe the
recent huge Mega million. He's anonymous. John Doe in court filings, is
being accused by the mother of hischild of lying about sharing his winnings after
she broke a non disclosure agreement bytelling his family about the lottery. Well

(01:28:12):
oh yeah, yeah, yeah.So his own dad, a former police
chief, has submitted a sworn declarationclaiming his son lied about plans to provide
financial support to him as well.Oh wow. The dad alleges that he
promised to buy him a house andset up a one million dollar trust fund,
but then changed his mind after hewon. Meanwhile, the woman who

(01:28:35):
he has the kid with says thathe has a security team monitoring her communications
and even quote kidnapped their daughter,which he denies. I mean, okay,
this just sounds like people, whoare you trying to get paid out
right? Or yeah? Absolutely?And when you got one point three to
five billion dollars, even after taxes, whatever that works out to be,
you have the money to fight itevery step of the way. You could

(01:28:57):
bleed him dry and indic metaal callthat legal costs. And this is exactly
why he went legal to begin with, of signing NDAs by even tell he
knew they were crazy. Yeah,so she messed up. She told the
family the death Imagine like I can'timagine, Like my son, my son
wins the lottery and I can't imaginebanding a house and a million dollar trust.

(01:29:19):
Well, right, Like if hesaid that and you know he ended
up not coming through with it whatever, you know, I'd be bummed.
I'd be like, oh man,I really wanted that house. Sure,
but am I going to take legalaction against my own son because he broke
the prom? Like he like,I don't know, he doesn't owe me
anything binding agreement. By just throwingsomething out there before you ever win the

(01:29:41):
lottery. But this stuff brings theworst out in people. Oh yeah,
definitely. Yeah, So the family'sgot it out for this guy. But
even though he didn't tell his family, they're gonna find out when you roll
up in a Bentley. Yeah,it might be the best. You know,
the dad's get the million dollars,like fine, set up a stupid
trust. It'll be the best milliondollars you've ever spent. You got one

(01:30:04):
billion, you know what I mean, and then cut off hundreds, left,
cut off everything from that guy.It sounds like they're a great family
to begin with. New number whois. Yeah, it's been well documented
over the years that you know,once you put thousands of young, physically
optimal athletes in one area of theOlympic village. In this case, there's

(01:30:24):
a lot of sex that goes on. To counter this, they've been trying
different things and now once again forthe Tokyo Olympics. The twenty twenty Tokyo
Olympics, they had those beds,remember that were basically cardboard frames. Yeah,
while they're bringing those back again forthe Paris Olympics. Yes, right,

(01:30:45):
yes, so they're going with therecyclable beds. That's what they say.
This is to be more environmentally country, but they're tiny, twin sized
beds, cardboard frames. All ismeant to serve as a deterrent, but
Olympic athletes, there's in fact,this one two time gold medalist who's been
quoted as saying, I've seen peoplehaving sex right out in the open on
the grass between buildings. People aregetting down and dirty. Oh my god.

(01:31:10):
So they're just gonna do it justyou know, why are you trying
so hard to stop the banging?Well, maybe because there's liability. That's
the only thing I can think of. Is there some kind of liability,
like, you know, they don'twant to get caught up in somebody getting
a STD or no or saying thatyou know, one person did something without
consent, you know, getting gettinginvolved in all that kind of stuff.

(01:31:31):
Yeah, but I just imagine,like you finally you make it to the
Olympics and then you have to sleepon a cardboard bread. Yeah, like
you go through all that. Yeahyeah. Yeah. Today's May sixteenth,
and today is National Barbecue Day wherethe burnt ends at where It's National mimosa

(01:31:53):
Day. Also a National piercing Day. Sweet Yeah, I get your nose
pears. Today's Do something Good foryour neighbor Day. Okay. It's also
a Ride of Unicycle Day. It'swaiters Day today, and today, ladies
and gentlemen, is National Love aTree Day. Now, it reminds me
of this woman Miranda, who wehad as one of the freaks of the

(01:32:15):
week. Yes, remember she wouldbe out in nature. Yeah, she
called herself an echo sexual, right, and she would have sex with trees.
I've definitely made out with a fairshare of trees, like literally making
out with a tree like a lover. Definitely like grinding on a tree.
I would never stuck like raw treebark inside of me or anything like that.
But yeah, definitely can grind ontrees using the water, using your

(01:32:40):
hands, I love laying and likewet moss and wet grass is one of
my favorite places to self pleasure.Yeah, she's an echo sexual. You
guys how to have sex with naturehere. I went out to the woods
to this specific tree that is oneof my lovers, and I sat out

(01:33:00):
on this rock freak, and Ibegan to self pleasure. I dipped my
feet into the water and I myselfbecame a tree. And then as soon
as I had an orgasm, Ireleased everything that I was holding in my
heart. Okay, so weird,so weird. Did the tree consent to
any of this? I doubt?I doubt she should be on a list

(01:33:25):
somewhere. The Wood Show presents Nerdewith our special NERD correspondent Ravy. Yes,
well, I am going to disappearin June because June is going to
be a hell of a month.You got The Acolyte on Disney, Plus,
you got The Boys on Prime Videoand Hell to the as House of

(01:33:46):
the Dragon Season two returns on Junesixteenth. See when he talked to Raby
and she goes, I'm so busydisappearing in joke. This is this is
what she means, flooded with workall actual responsibilities or important things that are
happening, and then you know forlife. They no, No, it's
just like Video Acolytes, the Boysright, House of the Dragon. And

(01:34:12):
at the upfronts, HBO did releasea full trailer so many Dragons, the
Greens versus the Blacks. I'm onTeam Black, by the way, in
case you were wondering, he knewthat. So I'm gonna be just a
lot of finishing in June. Howthis tree lady was finishing on trees.
I'll just be finishing all the time. Also at the upfronts, and this
show doesn't make me finish, butI do enjoy it. They Amazon Prime

(01:34:34):
released the first look at season twoof Lord of the Rings The Rings of
Power, and that show is goingto return on August twenty ninth, also
part of the upfronts. Do youstill watch Jeopardy? Greg? I like
Jeffarty. I mean it's not thesame with an Alex trebviah. I don't
like Ken Jamis. Yeah, butI'll you know, I'll still watch,
and sometimes watch it can make youfeel like an idiot. Right. So

(01:34:54):
Prime Video is getting a Jeopardy spinoff, pop Culture Jeopardy. Oh hello,
nice So this game show is goingto focus on music, films,
TV, stage, sports and morestuff like that. Awesome, So like
a way easier Jeopard Good Love.It coming to Amazon Prime and I'm not
sure who's going to host it,but I could host it. I would

(01:35:15):
love to do something so much fun. Actress Sarah Paulson, she's been out
doing interviews. She's in this playon Broadway now. Sarah is a lesbian.
She's forty nine, and she's ina relationship with Holland Taylor, who
is eighty one. Oh nice,right, Greg, Oh yeah, it
is pretty hot. And she's toldseveral interviewers, including the SmartLess podcast,

(01:35:36):
that the secrets to their relationship workingis that they don't live together. Oh,
she said, Holland and I,we spend plenty of time together,
but we don't live in the samehouse. She's at the convalescent hospital.
We whoa. We've been together fora long time now, and I think
part of it has to do withwe're together when we want to be,
and we're not when we don't.All right, that's greatly stream exactly largely

(01:36:00):
did tell this article. I didn'teven know that they were together. Oh
really, Oh, they've been onmany many carpets together, many many carpets.
Yeah, child down the Yeah,I've missed all those carpets. Well,
yeah, because they ate them allYeah, bind closed door. Sarah
was asked if she and Holland haveconsidered separate bedrooms rather than two different homes,

(01:36:21):
to which she said no, becausewe'd like to fall asleep holding hands.
It's adorable, is what you metsa doors. I'm raving for more
nerd stuff. Check out the nerdpodcast at the Woody Show dot com.
Nerd. Yeah, falling asleep ineach other's arms and that kind of stuff

(01:36:42):
always sounds like a better idea.And then how give me comfortable? Yeah,
it's shiver. We won't sit.It's and you know, we don't
get Somebody said like all right,I'm hot, get off me. You
start that way and then eventually takecovers off. You're like, oh god,
do you just roll over? Yeah, fall asleep that way or you

(01:37:04):
God forbid you do fall asleep andthey're laying on your arm. I don't
even like facing anybody else. Yeah, uh selepty birthdays today. Megan Fox
is thirty eight. You got JanetJackson who's fifty eight, Pierce Broston.
He was James Bond and Remington Steele, but everybody knows he was the new

(01:37:24):
step dad on Missus Doubtfire Remember thatminute. Yeah, one of the greatest
comies of all time. He's seventyone years old today. Let's see,
we got Chris Novacelic from Nirvana,like the one guy nobody seems to really
remember. He's like eight feet tall. Yeah, he's really tall, super
nice guy him a couple of times. He's fifty nine. Let's see,
you got Danny Trejo Machete od Damn. Danny Trejoe is eighty years old today.

(01:37:49):
Wow. Tracy Gold who was CarolSeaver on Growing Pains, speaking of
Throwback Thursday, she is fifty five. He got Melanie Olenski, who was
Shauna on Yellow Jackets and she wasa Charlie Stalker Rose on Two and a
Half Men. She played a reallygood creep and she reminded me of this
ex girlfriend that I had named Yanna. Oh yeah character. Yeah, like

(01:38:12):
the way it's like her personality onthat two and a half Ben character.
Give me the Douce chills. He'sreally good in Yellowjackets. Yeah, she's
forty seven years old Today Deborah Winger. Guess old she is Greg. Let's
go with sixty nine sixty nine DeborahDeborah Winger sixty nine Today, Tucker Carlson
is fifty five and Adam Richmond fromMan Versus Food is fifty. Today's Parno

(01:38:36):
birthday is Charity Bangs, and she'sbeen on all fours more than Lassie in
one hundred and thirty eight fine films, including Charity three Way. She was
in anal Armageddon Volumes one and two. She was in one of Greg's favorites,
Lesbians in Lust That's a good one. One of Raby's favorites, Diesel

(01:38:56):
Dongs volume twenty four on Akona SizeQuid Sure Sure. She was in Firecrotch
Quts also too small to take itall Volume one. She was in Creamy
in the middle of volume four,and who can forget her unforgettable role in
Fast Times at Naughty America University Volumeeight oh volume eight not Naughty America Universe.

(01:39:18):
Not a lot of studying done.She went to NAU that's a Charity
Bangs. Who is thirty two yearsold today? Not at your porn a
birthday, your celebrity birthdays, Andthat's a Thursday morning, look at what
is happening in the world of nerdswith your nerd Out Report. We're gonna
take a quick break more Woody showsnext, hang on, turn it up

(01:39:42):
the Woody Show. Buila wouldn't approvethe Woody Show. All right, Well
that's that at least for a Thursday. Okay, wrap it up, getting
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(01:40:06):
you should be checking out Greg Gory'scommencement address the family on the show.
Yeah, get everybody together like oldtim radio. Listen totally and you look
at the radio. Well, peoplewere texting, as they do every single
year that Greg does this, lovedit, how much they love it and
where can they find the recording ofit because they want to play it for
their kids. Yeah, so youcan find that on the podcast today.

(01:40:29):
Also thanks to our friend John Jayfrom the John Jay and Rich Show,
nationally syndicated, certified foot freak,who came on the air and was brave
enough to defend himself or here todefend against all the things that we have
said all the judgments we have passed. Yeah, yep against those with foot
fetishes, foot enthusiasts. That plustrending news headlines ravesnerd now, pornt of

(01:40:54):
Birthday and more all there on theThursday Podcast. Just go to the woodieshow
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(01:41:14):
Friday. That and anything else thatwe could do to get through the morning
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(01:41:36):
no great gory parting words of wisdomplease. Yeah. If you lack social
skills, just make sure to improveyour hiding from people skills. I'm really
good at that. Yeah, verygood. At that, So what like,
what's your We'll give me some protips. If I see somebody I
know at the grocery store and theydon't see me, you turn, you

(01:41:58):
know, bend down, pretend you'relooking at this that you don't like.
No, these are people I dolike. I'm just so damn cripplingly shy.
You are. Oh yeah. Theother day, Greg not with people
he knows, But I just don'twant to talk. Would you duck down
if you saw me? Not you? The other day we had a staff
meeting that didn't start until later inthe day. I went and sat in

(01:42:23):
my car in the garage. Areyou serious? And I tried to take
a nap because I just didn't wantto interact, you know, Oh my
god. So you know I'm goodat fighting, huh. I mean I
knew with like random people, yeah, but with folks that you know,
you don't dislike. I'm telling youa strange I'm becoming more and more of
course, joined hermit. Yeah,I was the only one in the room

(01:42:43):
when he decided to go to theparking garage, so I didn't want to
talk to it. Wow, saysa lot about you said, Sorry,
all right, thank you? Verymuch. Greg Gory, thank you so
much for giving what he shows someof your valuable time this morning. You
know we would appreciate you for that. Rest of you guys could suck it.
We will catch you back here onFriday. Have a great day,
s MD, double M. Iquit this bitch.