The Woody Show May 20th 2024 Podcast

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Training class is now in session.By good morning, everybody, I'll today

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is Monday, New Week. Itis May twentieth, twenty twenty four.
Hello, welcome. We are theWoody Show getting after it today. Thank
you for being here. I'm whatythat's baby. There's Greg Gory. Yeah,
Hi went we got menace. HiSea Bass is actually out on assignments
for the last, for the lastfor the next couple of weeks. Wow,

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he's a part of this really weirdmovie thing. We'll explain more about
that. Yeah, it was weirdseeing Greg doing a long goodbye for him.
Yeah, we had to catch upon all our cats in advance.
They were in the hallway holding handsjust like that. Embraced just went on.
It's not like a legit movie.It's like this, like, oh,
very not. It's a joke.It's a joke movie, very low

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budget. I think the budget's likeforty dollars. But he's gone for the
next couple of weeks doing this thing. But it's something that was like really
important to him. So he'll bechecking in doing different things on the show
throughout throughout the week. Sea Basson set. Yeah right, we do
have Sammy, Good morning, SammyMorny, there's Bort, Caroline. They're
here in the Woodie Show production department. We got Morgan, our associate producer.

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Bonn is here. He's our videoproducer, makes all the video magic
happen. So go ahead and giveus a follow on YouTube and on our
different social media page. You cansee all the hard work that that Vaughn
does. Yeah, right, job. We have one video that's blown up,
which one it's us just talking aboutmarijuana. Nice Yeah, yeah,
doing really really well. Yeah,what was the what was the discussion?

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Just like talking about like marijuana lawsand just stuff like that and wow,
wow, what a tease. Sothat's really good. I'm definitely checking it
out. Then do it all right. We got a lot of stuff on
the show for you today, youknow stuff. Yeah, we're talking about
things. You know. We're gonnahave this contest thing. Yeah, well

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it's gonna be radio's most immature gamerehow you do it? I'm coming back
for that. Also, if you'relooking and there's so many different podcasts out
there like kind of like what you'rewatching all these different things, so it's
a little like podcast what you're listeningto, but we're doing it in a
way where everybody's gonna mention or we'regonna get a list of podcasts and what

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they're kind of about, and we'vegot to try to guess who's listening to
this particular podcast. But there's somepretty interesting ones in there. Maybe you'll
find something that you'd like to checkout. We'll get caught up on all
the trending news headlines where he's gotnerd out and the birthday's porno birthday,
all before this hour's over here onThe Wood's Show. And again, if
you want to call and be partof anything, you can give us a
called eight seven seven forty four Woodie. That's eight seven seven forty four Woodie.

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I got a true or false,a food true or false. So
what I'm gonna do is I'm gonnagive you a statement. You got to
say whether you agree or disagree,Ye, true or false. I'd rather
have a greasy fast food smash burgerthan a fancy, high quality bistro burger.
Agree or disagree? I agree?Agree, I agree, Yeah,

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agree, because those bistro burgers arelike they're hit or miss, and they're
usually massive underwhelming. You know,it's just because like they're trying to make
it too fancy, like oh,looks so much ingredients like gold leaf and
you know those little crazy looking minipickles. Smash Yeah, a fast food

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smash burger. This is tough.I guess you know what I'll say,
beestro burger. Yeah, yeah,I'm good. That's a little bit more
hot fast food burger. Seventy fivepercent agree with the fast food smash burger.
Runny eggs all right, so eggsyeah, fried poached over easy,
those are the best eggs. Agreeor disagree? Agreed? Agreed, agreed.

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People want their scrambled eggs. Quotewell done, Yeah, that's slightly
underdone. That's my wife because Ialways ordered over easy. She orders over
hard, like she doesn't want anykind of run at all. Over hard.
Yeah we're hard. Yeah, tellyour wife likes it. Love a

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dippy a yeah, total diet,my toast in it, sammy running running
Yeah yeah. Sixty three percent agreerunning. Sweet potato fries are trash,
thank you. Agree That's what I'vebeen saying. Disagree, I love sweet
potato disagree one percent. The onlytime I don't like them is when people

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put the cinnamon and sugar on them. Gross. Just salt them, just
salt. Those are the dessert fries. No, not really. I've been
there's a couple of places that areby my house and I have sweet potato
fries on the menu, and Ihave to specifically tell them, oh,
no, cinnamon, sugar. Justbring them out playing I'll salt them at
the table, thank you. Oh. I love sweet potato fries. That's

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my go to. I think that'sawesome. It's called French fries. Yeah.
Yeah, they're the same thing.They're both potatoes. Well. Sixty
one percent agree that sweet potato friesare trash. Shredded iceberg lettuce is delicious
on a sandwich agree or disagree Agree, disagree, hate it. Agree.
I prefer shredded over like brail.Lettuce like a fold of leaf. Yeah,

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oh my god. I take lettuceoff every sandwich. A huge leaf
the worst when I'm ordering it.No lettuce, no tomato. Seventy five
percent of people agree that it's deliciouson a sandwich. It's a nice texture,
it's like a moisture. Yeah,I love it. You could do
breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast. Agree or disagree, it's so crazy.

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I love brinner, Yeah, brinner. I don't usually do dinner for
breakfast. Yeah, I mean Icould. There have been times where,
like I wake up not quite earlyenough for lunch, but a little bit
too late for breakfast, so I'mhaving like leftovers from dinner the night before.
So I mean, if you're eatingit like eleven, but like if
I'm up and seven, sometimes it'slike, you know, nine, yeah,
yeah, and you're eating spaghetti.Sometimes I'll go to a restaurant people

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are eating breakfast. What about whenyou wake up and you have like leftover
pizza, I'll wait until at leastnoon in the morning. I usually wait
until lunchtime. No way. Well, eighty eight percent agree you could do
either. Broccoli and Brussels sprouts aredelicious if you prepare them correctly. Agree,
disagree, Well, we knew thatmenace. I don't want them.

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Don't want them. Well, eightytwo percent are with myself, Greg and
Sam in that one. Normal.I agree with this one. Sour candy
is overrated. I love sour canoverrated, sour candy pouch kids destroy your
paste buds it. I love it, but I only use it, use

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it. I have it on roadtrips. Overrated and also like the super
hot stuff. People go like,oh, the spicery the better. That's
overrated too. Absolutely, there's apoint where it makes no sense. Cool
ranch doritos are the worst dorrito flavor. Ye amen to that, no way
disagree. I disagree. I likea cool Ranch. I don't reach it,

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but I like it all having likesmall portions. There's way worse doritos
than cool Ranch. The regular dridosall house the whole bag, see most
of the time. If they're acool Ranch or the regular nacho cheese doritos,
I'm going cool Ranch. Really yeah, I choice like little bags out
there, grab that sour Are thatsour ranch? The cool ranch? Sour
ranch? Well, forty percent ofpeople agree that cool ranch doritos are the

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worst flavor. Dipping French fries andmayo is awesome, so good. Have
you ever done it? I have? Yeah, there's just not much flavor
to the mayonnaise when you dip it. That like, I'd rather have ranch
versus mannaise. Well, if you'redipping in miracle whip, which should be
doing. Yeah, for agree thatdipping French fries and mayo is awesome.

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Always choose cookies over cake. Agreeor disagree? Agree, Yeah, definitely
take cookies because cookies are the saferbet like depends that are a lot of
bags are not always awesome, butit's hard to find a bad cookie.
But see, here's the thing.They always choose cookies over cake. I'm

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not agreeing with. I had thechoice, I would pick cake. If
it's fresh baked chocolate chip cookies,I'm going with that. But a lot
of times if it's like a ooh, like a nothing bunt cake, Oh
oh yeah, there's a lot oftimes I would take the cake over the
cookies. The only time that itgets trump by anything are those fresh baked
chocolate chip cookies. But I'm disagreeing. I'm taking cookies. Sixty five percent

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agree cookies over cake. All right, Food true or false? Always,
so I'm not always here. There'sa time and a place for processed cheese.
Agree, Yeah, I mean it'sideal for a grilled cheese. Some
people will say that for like nachos, right burgers, Yeah, like medicine.
I like the shredded cheese on nachos. You put them like in an
air fryer, you bake them like. I prefer it that way. But

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if you're liking the nacho cheese,then I guess you'd have to agree that
there's a time and a place forprocessed cheese. I agree with what saying,
like a Kraft single on a grilledcheese is the best, that's really
good. Even top chefs will saythat. Yeah. Seventy three percent agree.
Pickles are hands down one of thebest foods ever invented. Agreed.

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I mean I love pickles, bestfood ever invented, I think so.
I don't know if I agree withthat. Yeah, I'm not agreeing with
one of the best foods ever.Pickles are the only thing my mouth waters
for. If I see a pickle, my mouth will start watering and I
have to have it. Yeah,you should bring in pickles. Test that
theory. Getting ready always choose teaover coffee? Well, for me,

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of course, that's an agree.Hell no, disagree. Thirty seven percent
agree with that tea is so boring. Circus, peanuts are a delicious Can
you write that that's that's that?Would ever say that way? There has
never been made ever. Twenty sixpercent agree. Ways, if it was

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one percent, they wouldn't make them, Nobody would make them sell them.
You know, it just wouldn't happen. But there they are. We talked
about, you know, shelf spaceat the group they have that one row.
A lot of space toms are tastierthan most hard candies. No,
no, disagree. I don't thinkI've ever had one. Sixteen percent agree

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with that. It's the crazy partof the list. Now Tofu is amazing.
I know those people amazing. Yeah, it is not disgusting, not
anti tofu, but it's not amazing, not amazing. Thirty eight percent say
that it is amazing. I meanit's first at all, it's it's it
sucks, terrible, it sucks.Oh, it's terrible. It has no

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flavor. And if I'll give youone more, finally, creamy food.
So potato salad, chicken salad,macaroni salad, devilled eggs are heaven sent.
Yes. When I was a kid, agreed into any of this stuff,
And now I'm all about it.Yeah, like potato salad and macaroni
salad. As a kid, Ididn't really Yeah, I don't know why,

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but now as an adult, absolutelylove it, love all that stuff.
Yeah, God, haven't had macaronisalad and so long. See now
that's good when you make it withmiracle whip. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I guess that would be acceptable.So good. Seventy one percent of
people agree. Creamy Foods send fromthe guns eight seven seven starving now eight

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seven seven forty four Woody, andI think of all those things, I
think what I'm now craving the mostwould either be like an egg over easy,
yeah, or circus peanuts. Maybebecause we were just talking about there
more recent things. No, yeah, I can almost I could feel the
texture, the flavor. I canalmost taste it. Yeah, no,
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It's May twenty four on what that'sRaby. Good morning, there's a great
gory menace. Hello. Hello,Woodie SeaBASS is on location. Mm hmmm,
he's doing a movie for the nextcouple of weeks. Sure is It's
not like some big Hollywood blockbuster StarWars. Yeah, it's very seaback.

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But I'll be checking in with usthroughout the week. Sea Bass on set.
Sammy's here, Good morning, wegot born, we got Caroline.
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So coming up for you this hourradio's most immature game guests. Whoos
guess boy? Yes, guess Who'sour guest, very very mature. So
we'll have that chance to win aprize. Man, there's so much going
on. So there was this conspiracytheory out there that the golfer slash swimsuit

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model slash influencer page sporadic Yep,okay, doesn't have nipples. It's because,
as she puts a quote, theynever poked through my shirts. Lucky
okay. But she recently came outto confirm that she does indeed have nipples.
But some people they want concrete evidence. Yeah. Yeah, And so

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now there's a porn site offering hertwo hundred and fifty thousand dollars to prove
it. She can get way morethan It's so funny. In high school,
when I saw that title, Imean the uh that headline, there
was a girl in high school.There was a rumor about her that she
only had one, but then itwas later confirmed that she did have both.
Oh good, Oh good, theyhave a friend that's got a third.

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Third. Yeah yeah, somewhat common, right, but missing no nipples
at all, it's got to bea thing. I would have said,
let me look it up. Imean, two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
just to show your topless foter.Fotertop a topless photer. Yeah, what's

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a big deal. I don't know. I mean, yeah, just boobs,
right, it's boobs a big deal. But I mean I agree with
Menace, she should hold out formore. I don't think can pick is
a big deal these days. No, No, what would you rather show?
Ray of cans or butt? Mmhmm? Cans because they're more interesting.

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Okay, because they're more interesting becausethey got like some scars and stuff
like that. You're gonna have tohelp me, Greg. But yes,
it's a thing. It's called uhathelia. Athelia. Athelia is a condition
where a person is born without oneor both nipples. Huh wows Very rare,
but common in kids born with conditionssuch as Poland syndrome and ectodermal displaysia.

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It never it never bugged me before, but more recently, it's one
of those things where like, Idon't like that you see nipples through a
shirt on anybody. Yeah, it'ssomething you try to. I never noticed
it before, but I feel likein the last few months, and it
started with myself, like that you'renot I told you, That's why I

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ran out and I bought those tanktops like last minute to like wear under
like a polo shirt or something likethat. So the nipples. When noticing
nipples, you started making bras thatI don't want a bra that like the
bro No, they started making braswhere it like fakes for women. Yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah, I'mtalking about for me zero yeah yeah,

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put some like for women, it'svery easy not to show nipple. They're
wearing bras, you know, Butfor like a dude and you're you know,
nips are popping through. I don'tknow. To me, it's like
a weird thing all of a sudden. I never thought about it before until
what two months ago, until youstarted three months ago. It's a video
or no, it's like a Ithink it was like a picture. I'm

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standing there, you know, mywife and kids or whatever, and there's
my nipples and that's what you zeroin on. Dumb. It looks dumb.
So Athelia is a thing. Doesn'ta band make a song? Ohliaphelia?
Yeah, I thought they might notsaying about that. What's that band?

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I hate God, I hate thatband. I thought they made a
song about it. So rape justpage Sporanic have a ton of money already.
Yeah, so they should influence ifthey had more, more of an
offer. Maybe, yet grand toher might not be incentive enough. It
definitely wouldn't be. So again,one of those things like chiropractor, where

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right as I'm about to go,you know what, I'll give it a
shot. There's something that comes upin a conversation or a story that you
see and you're like, hmm,maybe not, maybe not. And so
I have yet to even after wedid that here to defend chiropractor thing,
yeah I have. I have notyet made an appointment. I almost booked
a helicopter this past weekend because it'snot until August, but I'm going to

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this thing and it's far enough whereI don't want to drive, but it's
close enough where there's not like aflight from like the airport to this destination.
But I could book a helicopter.I looked into it because something I've
always wanted to do. You know, I love to fly. Yeah,
I've only taken a couple of helicopterflights, and I thought, you know

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what it, I think this iswhat I'm going to do. And then
yesterday it was that whole thing aboutthe the Iranian president. His helicopter crashed.
Did you see the conditions? Likewhy are you getting in a helicopter?
Yeah? Well the heavy fog.Yeah, that's kind of like the
Kobe thing, bad weather, heavyfog. There were like, I guess

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it was three three helicopters. Theother two arrived at the destination. The
one that he was in like disappeared. They spent most of the day looking
for it. I guess they foundit. Yeah, but yeah, I
almost actually did it this past weekendas well, booking a helicopter because you
could do it to go into theEEDC Music Festival, so you go right

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over all the traffic. The onlything is I have had my brother in
law with me, and I waslike, I ain't gonna pay for him,
are you seriously? Yeah? Becauseit's how much that if a single
a single ride, a single rideis like six hundred bucks one hundred bucks.
Yeah, but how far with theflight it's only five minutes. But

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if you're driving, Oh, theywere getting you on that because it was
the event. Yeah, And ifyou're driving, it's like two and a
half hours. If you're going rightwhen it opens, oh my god,
or you can just wait it outfor you know, four hours and then
it's only a half hour drive,so which I just ended up waiting it
out and taking an uber. ButI was just watching a video over the

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weekend Andrew Schultz, who's the comedian. He was talking about how he flies
from New York to the airport.Okay, I was just gonna bring that
up a hundred bucks, twenty bucks. So when you go to New York,
it doesn't matter either one of thethree airports, the Guardia, JFK,
Newark. There's a company called Blade, Yeah, and they offer chopper
service from one of those three airports, any one of those three airports to

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Midtown Manhattan. So anybody who's drivenfrom like Midtown, which is where most
business is taking place, to goout to like Laguardi or JFK, forget
it. Like that uber ride,a taxi ride, whatever is going to
cost you almost as much as itwill. There's not a huge price difference.
It's like maybe fifty bucks difference,and it a ton. It saves

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you a ton of time. WhatBlade will do is you book it and
you get in the helicopter at theairport, drives you to the pier on
the west side Highway Midtown Manhattan,and once you get there, they put
you in a car and take youto your specific destination. Yeah, way
better. It takes ten minutes.That's what he said. I know it
sounds incredibly douchey, but if youdo the math on it, right,

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it's it's just a little bit morethan the uber ride. Take it.
Yes, it's like one hundred andfifty bucks something like that. All the
time. You say, I've satin traffic going from like Midtown Manhattan to
La Guardia, Holy hell, goingnowhere, and it takes shit forever.
It's really cool and you get tofly in a helicopter. I know,

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badass. Yeah yeah, but sofor real, Like I was looking at
it all weekend and I'm like,you know, this is not really necessary,
but I think it'd be fun.I wanted to do it for a
while. And then, uh,just as I was like thinking about,
like, I'll do this tomorrow,then you see the story. Let me
sleep on it, and yeah.Then I then I wake up and I

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see that whole story about the Iranianpresident and the helicopter, and just the
whole idea of a helicopter seems soweird to me. Although I watched so
many videos. How does it seemweird to you? You've written in a
helicopter man, any of them?I know, And it's just weird that
you're flying through the air with somethingwith spinning blades. It's just weird.
It's very weird when you were doingOh yeah, of course. I watched

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so many videos of helicopters that losepower, like the engine fails and they're
still able to land it. Yeah, really cool. There's a bunch online.
Yeah, there's a lever in thecockpit and you switch it in.
What it does, it stops andit reverses the spin of the blade.
So what it does is like youever see those and they call them helicopters,
those things that fall off trees,It look like little helicopter A Notice

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how they kind of float to theground. They don't just sink to the
ground. It's because of the samekind of thing. It's a reverse of
the of the curve of that blade. So when you reverse it, it
starts to like the downward force ofthe wind coming up from the helicopter going
down makes it so it hovers,not hovers, but like they give some
lifts. Yeah, and so thatway they could do and they can kind

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of like do like a swirly circlething and they could bring it in and
it's it's gonna be a rough landing, but survivable. There's a ton of
videos, Greg, you should Iwill because I always thought, like the
helicopter, you know, the enginegoes and like a rock. Yeah,
I thought that too. Yeah,that's what I asked my pilot. I
said, hey, what if thebladesop spinning? He said, well,

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you hope you can have enough timeto light a cigarette before you hit the
ground. I was like, oh, that's good. Fun, that's good.
We're gonna take a break and thenwe'll come back. We're going to
play some guess who's gas noise?So if you want to be in contestant
eight seven seven forty four, Woodyis the phone number. You're here now
now Texas game through. Why justtook a Peloton spin class and there was

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a user named I ride Woody.Is that your wife for She's not bragging
about that, so no, buthey, good for you. Yeah,
right, working out there is somethingI admire that on Peloton. Yeah yeah,
why oh, people listen to theshow. I know, it's just
like a workout for him seems kindof like odd. It is, you

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know, it is odd for thisshow. If the Jeff Daniels was worried
about that explosive diarrhea on a brokentoilet scene and dumb and dumber, right,
I thought it would end his career, but it didn't. Just made
him nervous. He said that itwas a couple of hours of porcelain gymnastics
quote unquote, and if the closeup on his red face was legit,

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he'd been doing it so long thathe almost passed out. God, he
says, quote that scene will probablyoutlive us. It'll be funny forty years
from now. Even Clint Eastwood's afan, Oh yeah of that scene.
And so it just goes back toI think about like guess who's gas?
Yeah, and you know people peoplewill complain, you know about that losers
yeah, yeah, but un funpeople, yeah, just the unfund people.

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He has a new show on Netflixthat some of my friends like,
Man in full is what's called Itlooks Good. I have a clip here.
Hold on really, if you hateit, you turn it off.
It's on TV. It's on Netflix, But friends who really like it here
it is. So this was thisis a while ago. Man, why

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is this thing freaking out so much? Stop moving? It just keeps populating
different clips. I'm searching, allright, I caught it, all right,
try this a crap off. SoCNN was doing a report and I'm
not sure like who was messing aroundin the control room whatever, but they
cut to that scene. Yeah,they cut to the Jeff Daniels broken toilet

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explosive diarrhea scene live on CNN.It's pretty funny, all right. In
London, the government has just votedto raise the cap that universities charged for
tuition. Thousands of angry students areoutside Parliament protesting on Capitol Hill. House
Democrats have voted not to bring upthe tax package that President Obama negotiated with
Republicans. We didn't just put thaton TV, did we. Yeah?

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I think it's a tape show.We'll just edit that out, sure,
did getting? Yeah? Tell youknow what happens? Oh yeah, but
you know, see, Ann justcuts right to the explosive diarrhea. Right.
The video guy probably just had thatfor fun and then accidently it all
right, Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time
for radio's most immature game. Guesswho's gas. Yeah, And so the

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way this game works is everybody hassent in ongoing homework assignments. Whenever you
feel one brewing like a good one, you grab your phone. Every phone
has that recorder app oh yeah,and just capture it. Send it on
over to me, much like theGhostbusters trying to capture Slimer. Yeah,
get there and send it over.Put in the trap, which is my
email in this case. And thenwhat I'm gonna do is I'm gonna play

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one of the homework samples that somebodyhere on the show gave to me,
and then you just have to guesswhose gas it is. Your options are
Woodie, Ravy, greg or metit. Because Sea Bass is not here
today, Okay, so I'll leaveSea Bass out of the mix. And
now it's a one in four chanceeasier to guess whose gas. And let's

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go to our first contest and let'ssay hello to Lee. Hey, good
morning, Lee, Lee, Goodmorning. All right, So guess whose
gas? Your options Woody, Ravy, greg or Menace And when you're ready
say hit me actually hold on allright, sorry, little little asterisk to
this one. I titled this one. I titled this one. Wait for

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it. Okay, you'll understand,so before you react, wait till the
whole thing's done. Wait for it. All right, here we go,
Lee, okay, saying like uhuh it starts bause another one? All

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right, Guess who's gas? Lee? What E? Ravy? Greg or
Menace? Show me menace? Sorryabout that, Lee, thank you for
listening to the Woody Show. Let'sgo to Crystal. Good morning Crystal,

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Crystal. Hi, all right,so Crystal, we're playing radio's most immature
game, Guess who's gas When you'reready for wait for it, say hit
me, hit me? So justdepressed. Sounds like it sounds like a
depressed It's really sad depressed. Allright, So Crystal, your options are

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what E Ravy or Greg greg showme Greg Gory. It is not Greg
Gory. Crystal, thank you somuch for listening to the Woody Show.
Let's go to h Thomas. Hey, Good morning, Thomas, Thomas.
All right, playing guess who's gaswhen you're ready say hit me hit me?

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All right? All right, soat this point your options are just
Woody and Ravy. Guess whose gas? Well, I'm going to give a
load of credit to Raby and sayit's Woody, show me Woodie, No,
Thomas, thank you to call.Let's go to Laura. Hey,
good morning, Laura, good morning, good morning. All right, you're

(30:34):
playing Guess whose gas. The titleof the sample this week is wait for
it. When you're ready say hitme, hit me. Well, it's
an easy put now, yoh,what are you gonna do? All but
one name is off the table.Laura. Guess whose gas? Well,
I guess. I want to haveto go Rady show me Ravy wait wait,

(31:03):
wait for it. H Well,Laura, it was ready. You
are the winner of Guess Whose gas? Congratulations Laura, and keep you're playing.
Yeah, hang on one second,we'll get all your information. Okay,
okay, all right, there's Laura. You want to play one more
course. All right, so ifyou're still on the phones, hang on

(31:26):
because you have a chance to winhere as well. Hold on, let
me put wait for it. Andyou used Toots folder use that too,
all right, just so you knowthis next one I call the long distance
relationship. All right, all right, let's go to uh Justin. Hey,
good morning, Justin Justin. Allright, we're playing radio's most immature

(31:52):
game, Guess Whose Gas? Roundnumber two. Everybody's name is back on
the board, and when you're readysay hit me. Someone's called the Long
Distance Relationship. Damn. All right, Wow, so you need to hear

(32:13):
you probably need to hear that onemore time, right, justin? Yeah,
hit me one more time? Allright? Greg? Alright, so
justin, guess who's gas? WoodyRavy, Greg or Menace? Show me

(32:37):
menace? It is not menace?Justin. Thank you so much for the
call. Let's go to Chip.Hey, what's up? Chip? All
right? So we're doing great.So Menace is off the board. Your
options are Woody Ravy or Greg.Guess who's gas? When you're ready say
hit me? You going to hitme? All right? Woody Ravy or

(33:07):
Greg Gory? Guess who's gas?Chip? All right? So that sounds
like a belly first, So I'mgonna go with Woody show me Woody,
although I would be proud to ownthat. Yeah, that's you know what
sound you know what sounds like?It probably felt good. Oh yeah,
all right, Chip, thanks forthe calling, man, appreciate listen to

(33:29):
the Woody Show. Let's go toLeo. Hey, good morning, Leo,
Leo. Good all right, Sowe're playing radio's most immature game.
It's guess who's gas? Your twooptions left on the table, Woody or
Ray. I'm sorry Ray, andGreg I'm sorry Ravy or Greg? When
you're ready say hit me, hitme. You know, it's really funny

(33:53):
like when you're when you're working ina studio with audio, they're like these
meters where the you know, yousee the level of you know, what's
being put through, and it justspikes them all the way to the right
boom like that gets it's like rightthe and it's just shaking to the red
light as m R. Yeah,that's like all right, So Leo,

(34:15):
is it Ravy or Greg? It'sGreg? Show me Greg Gory? Thang
you. Congratulations Leo, you area winner on guests. Who's Gas?
Nice? Is a classic? Greg? Yeah? Right? I mean Greg,
do you remember anything about that?I don't. I think I've sent

(34:37):
you so many that I've lost trying. Is that that feels like it'd be
memorable? I know it's pretty longon like four seconds. That's a bean
breed A right, alright, Leo, thanks for listening, man, Hang
on one second, We'll get allyour information. That's how you do.
Love is a job. No Radio'smost image our game Guess Who's Gas?

(35:00):
All five texting over, well,I officially suck at this game. This
one from the six to one ohsays I had to be at work for
the first time in a long time. I have to work at commencement ceremony,
so that should be fun. ButI gotta tell you, turning on
the radio to rabies farts definitely makesmy morning. Thank you, guys,
are good. Now that's how youstart a week boys, funny, all

(35:32):
right, welcome back. We justhad radio's most immature game, Guess Who's
Gas? And now you would expectsomething like that on just a silly radio
show that's trying to have some funin the morning and you know, laugh
a little bit and get through stuff. Sure, no one's there's no legislation
going on there. However, youknow where there is some really important stuff

(35:52):
going on our government and immaturity.This is our government at work, you
guys. This happened last week,ironically, during a meeting of the Oversight
and Accountability Committee on whether the wholeAttorney General Merrick Garland in contempt and so
this is Representative Jasmine Crockett, RepresentativeMarjorie Taylor Green and AOC Alexandria Alcassio Cortes

(36:22):
in a big congressional cat fight.Your tax dollars at work. This is
real life. This is not anSNL skit. Please send me what it
has to do with Mary Garland?Do you do you know what we're here
for? You know we're here,you're for? Well, you don't want
to talking about I think your fakeeyelashes are messing up. I do have

(36:47):
a point of order and I wouldlike to move to to take down miss
Green's words. That is absolutely unacceptable. How dare you, I mean,
your feelings her words down? Ohgirl, baby girl, Oh really,
don't even play. This is goingon in congress, guys, this is

(37:07):
congress. These are the people runningthe country. Baby girl, baby girl,
We are gonna move and we're gonnatake you know you didn't my second
motion, I believe. Hold on. Then after mister Perry's gonna be recognized,
the mister I'm good, Then wegot mister Perry's gonna be recognized and
good. I am not apologizing.Let's come come on, guys, come

(37:35):
on, the minority RECOGNI you're notYou're not you don't have enough intelligence.
Chair recognizes mister Perry okay, ladthese words again, what is going on?
What is going on? Everybody?You knows. What's funny? They
just took that word for word andme and the SNL sketch out of it.

(37:55):
People would think they were joking.Yeah, I'm saying this is real
life, not even it's like areality show, right right? Is this
like one of the shows that Menaceis watching? Right forbad Him quote to
the general lady was, I thinkyour fake eyelashes are messing up to you.
What she said, I think yourfake and that that's obviously engaging in

(38:16):
personalities. It's an Adam hominem attack. And I would just ask every member
of this committee in a fair mindedway, would you want to be talked
to in that way about your personalappearance by another member of the committee.
I'm just curious, just to betterunderstand your ruling. If someone on this
committee then starts talking about somebody's bleachblonde, bad built, butsch body that

(38:37):
would not be engaged to personality.I don't think that's trying to find clarification
on what you just said. Yeah, whatever, you had dumb as to
do this, like you guys earlier, literally just you know it reminds me

(39:00):
of It reminds me of like whenyou had to get into teams at school
in high school and everybody is fightingover like how to do something. No,
no, we need to blow blah. No that's not what you said.
I'm the one who said blah blahblah blah. These are adults,
elected officials. Get calmed down.Calm now, because this is you're not

(39:28):
recognized. Mom down, you pleasecall me to calm down. And there
you're out of control. Congress.Wowow, calm down as a trigger.

(39:49):
Yep, So there it is.That would be a scene like on veep,
right, which they would have playedfor laughs because it's so over the
top. But now veep is likeevery day in Congress yeah wow, and
just society. But if this iswhat the leaders are doing, if this
is how leadership is acting, howcan you effect anything different in society?

(40:10):
Yeah, and you want to getus honest about guess who's gas? Right?
Yeah? Oh I turned on theradio this morning. Found a little
distasteful. They were trying to guesswhose parts it was. Yes, this
interesting, This is no importance toanything. Wow, we're just goofing around
having fun. That is real lifegovernment. That's real life Congress right there,

(40:30):
affecting the way you call the hell. Yep, yep. This is
the Woody Show and we are intoanother new hour, Insensitivity Training, Tree,
politically correct World. It's Monday morning. It's May twentieth, twenty twenty

(40:52):
four. Wedding. That's Ravy.Good morning, got Greg gory Man is
good morning to you. Good morningWoody. There's Sammy Morning and live on
set in the Great State of Ohio, we have a Sea Bass. Good
morning, Sea Bass, Sea Bass? Can you hear us? Why can
I? I'm not sure of button. I don't know. It's probably user

(41:20):
error on his part. Stand by, Can he hear us at all?
Is he even there? Hold onsea Bass? All right? Not sure
what's happening with Sea Bass? Allright? Anyway, coming up this hour,
we'll figure it out. We're workingon the on the connection as we
speak, all right. But he'sdoing like a movie for the next couple

(41:42):
of weeks. I was gonna havehim explain more about that, but then
we're gonna go into you know,we do like what you're watching, yes,
but there's so many podcasts out there. That's the one that's really hard,
I think to kind of filter throughand try to find something that's interesting
enough. Yeah, there's so muchgarbage out there because everybody's got a podcast
and everybody thinks they're really good atit. Totally, but they're not.

(42:05):
The One thing that frustrates me themost about podcasts is can you hear us?
There? We go? I canhear you now? Hey, DJ
Butterboard over there. I had nothingto do with that. No, not
you, Bort bort oh. Buthello everybody, Hello, How's how's Ohio?

(42:28):
You know what? This is God'scountry? People are always crabbing on.
I just posted, well, I'min the middle of nowhere, Ohio.
And I just posted a photo upon my Twitter and it was outside
of a grocery store. Handmade signsaid eggs dollars sixty nine a carton,
gallon, Wow, gas three thirtynine a gallon, and then at the

(42:50):
bottom Jesus God's gift to everyone speak. Yeah, so you're you're there for
a couple of weeks doing this movie. We kind of briefly talked about it
last week. It's like a reallow budget just kind of a it's just
like it's a what do they callthese like whatever projects? Any film?
No I know, but any microbudget, yeah, micro budget, no

(43:13):
budget. Yeah, I'm waiting forthe explanation of the what's it about?
So what it is is it's ait's sort of a reverse Western, yes,
set not set in but shot inthe middle of Ohio where it's a
town of outlaws, kind of likeyou know, the Pirates Island was in
Pirates of the Caribbean and they're all, you know, horroring and killing and

(43:36):
and so on and so forth.And Abraham Lincoln sends a guy into clean
things up, but he's the badguy because he's trying to clean things up
and chaos ensues. Okay, okay, and then your character is what the
good guy the good guy, goodguy? Who's who's actually the bad guy?
Yeah? On the clean cut youknow by the book sort of dude,

(43:57):
which obviously makes sense from my person. Now sure, and uh,
try a bunch of a script.There's a you know, off and just
rough and uh and we go fromthere. Okay, all right, so
it's gonna be uh, we'll getthese updates here in the next we're getting
paid, you know, in hiscontent for his absence. Yeah, there

(44:21):
there will be uh, there'll bepeople on sets Boobzilla will be there preps.
You're familiar. Yeah, sure,there's no budget for this film.
Yeah, Google, then you say, like William Hung, William Hung,
the hide your kid, hide yourwife guy. Uh, trying to get
some of the biggest stars of theinternet, right right, they're basically weirdos

(44:45):
and freaks they're trying to get.If you're an old fan of Howard Stern,
high pitch Eric, but he isa complete pain in the ass asolutely,
I don't believe. Well, okay, so they were on FaceTime with
him yesterday because he wants to it'sby the way, it's an hour and
fifteen minute flight from the New YorkCity area. He's driving in and he's

(45:05):
negotiating for them to buy him abrand new car to do so wow.
Yeah yeah, wheeling and dealing.Yeah, it's just cheaper flying private.
Well yeah, he's apparently known forthis, like he's and like as soon
as they gave someone gave him theirnumber, he was like texting, Hey,
I need twenty five dollars for lunchtoday. Yeah, like what what
is what? And he's just itwas more of that yesterday. Perry Caravello

(45:30):
will be in here from the WhinnyCity Heat if you're a fan of that.
Yeah, And I've already found somelocal creatures which he will be talking
about throughout the week. And Imade some good friends over the weekend doing
some cardon arking. Oh boy,oh yeah, yeah, so we cardon
Ark's coming up for you the Ohioedition. Nice of card and Arcs says,
you know, SeaBASS, he isworking very hard in this film,

(45:51):
but he's carving out some time forus here over the next couple of weeks
for a couple of you guys areeasily my second priority. Easily. Yeah.
We're talking to him every start.I know, right, wow,
is it gonna be a legit movie? Or where can would this be found
when it's made? Well, they'rethey're doing. The guys who produced this
have done like they do film festivalstuff, which you know these days isn't

(46:13):
tough, I admittedly, but that'stheir idea is to kind of tour around
the festivals. They'll do a premieremaybe early next year. We might be
able to have some woody show focusout for that. So that's their idea
is to I mean, in allhonesty, will this be much better than
the room? You know? Uh, or you know it was called the
Disaster Artist when the Franco Brothers didn't. Oh yeah, yeah, it's maybe

(46:37):
not. But we'll see. Well, we're gonna take a quick break and
then we come back. I wasalready setting this up at the audience,
SeaBASS. I don't know if youprobably heard it with the as we're getting
everything connected. But you know,there's so many things in the podcast world
that how you're supposed to keep trackbecause everybody's got a podcast, so it's
kind of like what you're watching,but what are you podcasting? The podcast

(46:58):
match fun and so everybody has submitteda podcast. I'll tell everybody a little
bit about it, and then we'llhave to try to guess who in the
room is listening to that podcast.They could tell us a little bit more.
I maybe you'll discover your new favoritepodcast this morning. Yeah awesome.
I can only imagine what Sea Bassis listening to, but I guess we'll
find out Woody Show. So wedon't want to do what you're watching.

(47:24):
So with so many podcasts out there, what are people listening to? At
least people here in this room.If you listen to the Woodies Show podcast,
thank you for doing that. Yes, but one are the people on
the Woody Show listening to? Alsoin the Woody Show audience, what else
are you listening to? The OfficeLadies podcast I saw got a couple of
votes, The Exorcist Files podcast,the Tosh Show podcast. That's one I'm

(47:49):
interested in checking out. Yeah,I'm gonna put that in yet in my
rotation and podcasts to Bear's One Cavewith Tom Segura and Berd Kreischer loved that
one. There's another one six onine saying the are You Garbage? Podcast?
All Things Comedy, Try State andTrash. Okay, okay, yeah
are you garbage? Are you?Are you garbage? Yeah? So I'll
check that out, Sea Bass.I mean, you really listen to a

(48:10):
lot of podcasts, not a ton, and the ones I do listen to
are pretty much the ones you've heardof how stuff works, stuff you should
know, like that sort of stuffthat things are like, ohau, sometimes
they have you know, it's history, it's science, things like that.
Although should I put money in nowor no? Wait, are we doing
a guessing game? Well, we'redoing a little guessing game because we're gonna

(48:31):
see, like I'm gonna read youabout what the podcast is all about,
and then we can kind of tryto guess who's listening to it, and
they can just tell us a littlebit more about it. I've got a
few that are like sleep ones,like Get Sleepy and Guided Sleep Meditation.
Yeah, it's like it's these Britishand they just tell you like they just
read Alice in Wonderland and in acalm British voice. Oh wow, okay,

(48:55):
okay, here I'll read this one. This this this could be sea
Bass. Uh, this is apodcast investigating the twenty fourteen gas attack on
the Furry Convention. Somebody on thisshow. Now, the people that are
involved in this will be myself,Ravey, Greg, Mena, Sea Bass,
Sammy and Morgan. Is that yourSea Bass? That is not mine?

(49:15):
Anybody got a guess? I guessseas not his? Yeah? Who
would care about furres investigating the twentyfourteen gas attack on the Furry Convention for
investigation. Yeah sounds like maybe Ravy, Yeah, maybe guess Yeah, I'm
gonna guess you me Yeah yeah,boiler alert It's not me. Yeah.

(49:37):
Okay, well then I would guessmenace. You guys seem kind of like
menace really curious and into the furryfan who is listening to the fur and
Loathing podcast. Oh, it's me, y'all's mine. How did no one
guess that? How did you stumbleupon that? Honestly, I have no
clue because I don't really listen toa lot of podcasts, but that one

(49:58):
kind of saw a news article thatit was becoming a things. It's like,
oh, I'll check this out.It's actually really well produced. So
it's just about this one thing.It's not about furries in general. It's
just one attack, a gas attack. What kind of gas are we talking
about? Well, I'm only onepisode two minutes, but it's like and
they take videos and you know,recordings of the night that it happened.
But it was the last night oftheir big convention party thing. Yeah,

(50:21):
but are we talking about like,well, it was like clorox. So
they're like I started burning and they'relike throwing up. They're getting I haven't
finished it, but it's unsolved,so there really is no answer. So
that's Morgan's it's such a Yeah.It's really well produced though. They're just
out there being friends. It's nothingsexual or anything. Wow, it's big

(50:44):
do Yeah, it's kind of sexualravy. No, all right, who's
listening to this podcast? A filmexpert and a film enthusiast program a double
feature of their favorite movies with adifferent wild theme every week. Now this
screams, yeah, bravy. Anyother guest, I'm raby. Maybe it's

(51:06):
called I Saw What You Did?And like, I got super into podcasts
during pandemic because I was playing AnimalCrossing eight hours a day, so I
just started listening to tons of podcastsand this one, I Saw What You
Did is a hosted by Danielle andMillie and they're on the exactly right network.
Those are the women responsible for MyFavorite Murder, which is the podcast

(51:28):
I've listened to the most out ofany podcast. So that's how I found
it because they were pimping it,and I just really like them. They
tell stories about their lives before theyget into the film theme, and I
just think they're a lot of fun. And then they're film themes, they're
not real serious about it. Likea recent one was Nicole Kidman, I
think You're okay, and then likethey reviewed because Nicole Kidman's been in some

(51:51):
weird stuff and so like they reviewedkilling him a Sacred Deer and Burn,
and so it's just kind of aninteresting, really fun podcast. I really
like these ladies, Danielle and Milly. I saw what you did? All
right, that's ravies. How aboutthis one? A podcast? I quote
unpacks each episode of the TV showHacks. I know that it's Unpacking Hacks,

(52:21):
Unpack some Hacks. Yeah, yeah, because when I found it and
where I found out that it existed, because after each episode of Hacks,
they do a very short version ofthis, so then there's no longer podcast
version of it, and it's thecreators of the show. And then they
invite somebody from the cast or thecrew onto the show, and I thought,
how can you analyze each episode?What could you possibly talk about?

(52:43):
They talk about why we chose thisone camera angle to look at Deborah when
she's on the golf cart and she'sin a bad mood, and it kind
of accentuates her bad mood and howsad she is. And then they analyze
the relationship between Deborah and Ava,and it's actually interesting. It's a scripted
show, right right, Yeah,it's a scripted show. So I mean
it's kind of like it's like arecap office Ladies for hacks. I mean

(53:05):
that's very in listen to office ladies. I listened to one that talks about
parks and rec you know there's anumber of those ones. Yeah, like
some of the girls from nine Otwo one oh, the original one podcast
for Hacked Jenny Garth. Yeah.By the reason for immediate right, and
the reason I fight it interesting isbecause I thought, how much more could
you possibly say? Right? Andthey actually explained because I think it's the
creators, not just people who happento be slightly involved. They chose these

(53:30):
things on purpose. They chose thesewords, they chose these angles. It's
actually really interesting. Okay, Ilove it. So that's Gregg's the official
Hacks Unpacking Hacks Unpacked hacks. Allright, who's listening to this one?
Friends who happen to be successful entrepreneursand investors comment on all things business culture
and current events. That sounds likea menace to that sounds menac medace or

(53:55):
woody. Yeah, that's what Iwould say. Uh, I would see.
I was gonna get Sea Bass onthat one. Sure I find business
people boring. Okay, well it'snot Sea Bass and I guess all right,
Okay, group Chat. You knowwhat, I think I remember menacing
something about the name sounds familiar.Group Chat. Yeah, group chat Chat

(54:20):
is. Yeah. I listened toquite a few podcasts, but group Chat
is my favorite because they are socurrent about this news, pop culture,
also talking about tech and uh whatthey've done in business over the past couple
of years. And they're actually prettyfunny about it. They uh, they
do swear a lot as well,so they It's not like it's not up

(54:44):
a lot of cuts in group Chat. Group Chat love it. Check it
out, by the way, whois surprised, Actually this is an NPR
podcast? Man? Is that right? It is? No, it's not,
it's not. I think I thinkthere's another one that's a different one,
another group Chat. No, it'snot NPR. Definitely not no,
no, but uh yeah. Ilove group Chat. Also a lot of

(55:05):
other podcasts I love is uh thePlan Breed podcast. There are two girls
from Boston who go to a lotof just like cultural events like the Daytona
or they'll go to E. DC and then they'll or they'll just go
to like the Tom Brady Roads andthen they'll recap it. I love that
podcast. The Bird Cast is greatand Brilliant Idiots with Charlotte Maine the God

(55:28):
and uh Andrew Schultz. I lovethat one, but they talk to their
producer too much. That's the partthat I hate, because she's not that
good. But other than that,it's a great podcast. I know.
Now this next one, this cannotbe seabasses either. It's some TikToker named
Sarah, a blend of topics includingbusiness and spirituality, born of chat.

(55:54):
Gotta be saying it is me,sucker. I it's called Everything but Niche,
and it was recommended to me bya friend. They mentioned it multiple
times. I'm not a big podcastlistener, and I've listened to a couple
episodes and spoiler alert, not great. I'm not enjoying it, but it's
the only one that I've listened to. It was just supposed to be like

(56:16):
also recommendation, yeah right, butI don't listen. I don't really listen
to any This is the only onethat I had, and I'm still trying
to get through it. Like Idon't necessarily disagree with what she's recommending you
stay away from it and my friendnow, but my friend said, like
what my friend told me about Ihaven't got to yet in the podcast,
I guess, but right now itfeels very just repetitive of her repeating herself

(56:39):
over and over, which I don'tdisagree with what she's saying, but it's
repetitive, and I think she shouldprobably just stay on TikTok you go.
Yeah, Well, there's nothing leftin this list Sea Bass that I think
could possibly be yours. But like, what is your number one podcast?

(57:01):
Well, the one I am listeningto a lot is call It's quite a
coincidence. It's called who Are ThesePodcasts? Which is a podcast for you
really Okay, So it's interesting todo it for years and years. It's
kind of like, is it kindof like remember the Soup Talk? Yeah,
you know where they would just kindof go through all the different other

(57:22):
it was it was a show aboutall the other shows, right right,
exactly exactly right, A good goodcall, Woody. But and they they
vary between like very famous podcasts,the one, the number one, you
know, top ten or whatever,and they'll make fun of those, but
they'll also find these like super nicheones, like they have ten views on
YouTube or listens or whatever, andthey'll go through those. So's it's a

(57:43):
variety of picking fights with famous peopleand making fun of you know, weirdos
in their basement. Okay, speakingof weirdos in the basement mine. And
I've listened to a bunch of differentones, you guys know. I listened
to Dave Ramsey. But he's gotone called the entre Leadership Podcast. That's
interesting that he talks to entrepreneurs andbusiness leaders and it's a lot about like
running teams and leadership and things likethat. I find that interesting. But

(58:07):
the other one that's completely opposite endof the spectrum. These two comics.
They're sitting on a couch and withthe one guy's basement. They're both like
rude, distasteful, vulgar. It'slike a real life Beavis and Butt heead
okay, And it's called be andIan with Jordan and it's Ian. Finance
is his name, Finance and JordanJensen is her name. I find her

(58:30):
to be hilarious, but you knowwhat it is. It's just kind of
like picture yourself hanging out like Morganyou would Love. I've actually heard of
this girl you would Love. Thisis like right up Morgan's alley. I'm
not sure you know many other peoplein this room would appreciate it. But
like I just knowing Morgan, youwould love this podcast. They also are
on Instagram and you could see someclips from their show. But they'll have

(58:52):
a bunch of other like like Bert'sbeen through there, Thom Segura, other
of their their their comic friends,dop Buy And it's just like what they
would be doing backstage at the show. I mean, talk about breaking balls.
But it's like it's gross, it'sfunny. They're cracking each other up.
It's like when you're just with yourfriends and for whatever reason you just
can't stop laughing. Like I Ilike the vibe of the energy of it.

(59:15):
I like how also just it's sodirty because oh nice. Yes,
yeah, I can't even explain halfthe stuff that they do. They describe
it as a sleepover with your twobest friends. Yes that makes sense.
But they're both nuts, Like boththese people are crazy. Really yeah,
Ian's nuts. And then she isjust like I don't know, she's like

(59:39):
she's like the the girlfriend that everyguy would like to have hang out with
his other buddies and you know,drink beers and stuff. She's not Yeah,
she's not prim proper. So it'scalled be and Ian I a n
with Jordan Okay Ian Finance and Jordan'sJensen. Yeah, a lot of times

(01:00:01):
it's just nonsense. And you know, I think a lot a lot of
these podcasts, but if I'm justlooking for like inappropriate laughing and just to
crack up about stupid stuff and alsoliked and speaking of this guy that Sea
Bass is working with on this moviethat is at in Ohio, This Perry
Caravello. I know you guys don'tlike it, but uh, Perry Caravello

(01:00:22):
Live. It cracks me up.Hell, I know you guys don't like
it, but again, a lotof my stuff is not for everybody.
Yeah, that's true. Admittedly,that's true. Admittedly, but I know
Sea Bass loves it. And there'sa lot of people like that. We
know because I got I got turnedonto it by a mutual friend of ours,
Like, dude, you got towatch this guy. It's insane.

(01:00:42):
And yeah, Perry Caravello Live.So there's a there's a couple of different
podcasts for you guys who check outAre That Ninja's Are Butterflies Greg. There's
a podcast my current favorite for conspiracytheories and weird stories that does sound good.
Ninjas are butterflies? Okay? Soundgood? Yeah? Interesting. Anyway,

(01:01:07):
we're gonna take a quick break.More Woody shows. Next, hang
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(01:01:30):
Woody Show, all right, Welcomeback everybody. Yeah, a lot of
different suggestions coming in on the text. Thank you for those, because I'm
always looking for something different too,right, some of these sounds really good.
I do like THEO Vonn's podcast.Yes, it's good. That's the
ones that I kind of just watchedthe clips online though. Yeah, there's
a lot of podcasts where I actuallydon't listen to them, but I watched

(01:01:51):
them, watch the clips and TikTokall the Yeah, yeah, it's way
easier. See. Oh, whatis on the feeding table somebody with Disney?
Right, Yes it did. It'sdonuts. They're delicious. I'm gonna
sit here the whole time. Yes, Sammy said nothing. I thought there
were cookies, no from the GreatMaple the cookies, so we didn't touch

(01:02:12):
them at the Pixar hotel. Yeah, and they were made fresh now I
yeah, so I went to PixarFest. It was so much fun.
And I got these donuts yesterday morningfresh. Now I ate one of them
yesterday. It was still hot whenI ate it. I have never had
a donut this good in my entirelife. This is a lemon blueberry.
Oh, Greg, that's cool.She brought us too the whole room.

(01:02:37):
Wow. It came in a pack, so I figured you guys could split
it in half each try it?So okay, Now it all makes sense,
because what did I say when Iwalked through the room. I was
like, I know that name,Great Maple where I know that name?
And Great Disney. Yeah, Greatmamel is good. It is a restaurant
inside the Pixar Hotel and I actuallyate there before. I had the chicken

(01:02:59):
waffle that it was quite delicious.Did they bring in like one bite?
Yeah? Did they? Dude?Did they split it or at another table?
No? I didn't have to splitwith anybody. Yeah. Next time,
I'm eating all the donuts myself,and I'm not bringing any in for
you a whole or maybe they're thebest. Maybe just here math in counting,
or three coming a pack then getsmore than one. I can understand.

(01:03:21):
You don't really know how many peoplework here oh yeah, yeah,
I think two should do the trick. Nice effort. They can split it.
Yeah, there's terrible and I'll bringtoo. But I do like the
remodel of that hotel. It's reallynice, so cool. Yeah hotel,
they smell really good. What tochar those you can't wait to have a
bike. Yeah, thanks for thebite, Sammy, You're welcome, little
to show. Listen to the nonthreatening music this semester, showman, I

(01:03:45):
gotta be fun, fun with it, no what you show? All.
Everybody's talking about that video of Diddyassaulting his ex girlfriend back in twenty sixteen
and earlier this year, she's suithim. She settled with her but denied
her claims, and now you knowit's on video. So he's apologizing,

(01:04:06):
saying he's in therapy. And ifyou're just like many people out there hoping,
thinking, wishing, praying that he'llend up behind bars for this,
that's not happening. The LA DistrictAttorney George Gascon's office says that if this
happened in twenty sixteen, sorry,but the statue of limitations already ran out.
It's been like seven years or somethinglike that. Yeah, and like

(01:04:29):
so the hotel was holding on tothis the entire time, and then had
CNN bought it from him? Where'sthis footage? They bought it from the
hotel? Yeah, oh, becauseI heard his stories. Well, from
somebody from the hotel. He paidthe hotel to bury it. Yes,
but somebody always makes a copy.Yes, somebody from the hotel had it
and then CNN bought it, boughtit from them. Another crazy story.

(01:04:51):
Bitch be trip and woman in Coloradofacing murder charges after she cut off her
boyfriend's penis storing an argument. Ohboy, Yeah. The woman later identified
his thirty two year old Shenting Gal. Quote believed her boyfriend was dead,
but couldn't provide a reason why.And when the officers arrived to the hotel
room, they saw the bed largeamount of blood smeared all over it,

(01:05:15):
and as the officers were performing CPR, they noticed that the man's penis appeared
to be cut off. If you'refocused on CPR, you're noticing a wiener,
You're like looking down the check.Maybe he was naked, I don't
know. Officers later found his penisin the bathroom trash can, and Gal
was arrested and charged with second degreemurder. I believe maybe somebody was doing

(01:05:38):
CPR, and but somebody's got lookingfrom the source of the blood. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, somebody's doing CPR. Somebody else is checking out his
body. If there's that much blood, you gotta figure where it's coming from.
The sea. Bass better be carefulwith who's slamming wise in Ohio because
this Ohio sex worker who serviced overtwo hundred clients while knowing that she was

(01:05:59):
eight IV positive. So the copsthey're letting the public know that if anybody
had an encounter with her, goget tested. And they say these cases
could span from Florida all the wayup the East coast. And if you're
wondering what she looks like, lookhow disgusting? Oh you well, how
can anybody get a bonus for that? It looks like a muppet. She
looks like death warmed over, likea muppet demon. And she didn't do

(01:06:23):
it for free, like people paidher for sex. Wow? Yeah,
guys, are that desperate? Yuck? We always know this meth head muppet?
Right? Yeah? Yeah, azombie meth head would be Molly meth
Head if she was moving like areanimated corpse, even with a group on
I couldn't do it. No,you'd go gay before that. Absolutely,

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Well, no kidding, Greg,you say that like it's a bad thing.
Kidding. Nobody shows next thing backin a few good Woody Show.
We'll be back soon. This showfuck like just these people standing there,

(01:07:08):
who are you, fard knockers?This is the Woody Show. Bea I've
still got a Woody and we areinto another new hour of insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It isMonday morning. It's May twentieth, twenty

(01:07:30):
twenty four. A Woodye, that'sraighty, Greg Gory, good morning to
you. Good morning is a menace? What is up? SeaBASS is on
location shooting that movie that we weretalking about, So we're just doing random
check ins with him during the week. He's a very busy movie actor.
Yeah, oh yeah, it mustbe exhausted. He's a movie very loose.
Yeah, we've got Sammy Goo morning. Sammy. Phones are open eight

(01:07:53):
seven to seven forty four, Wooding. It's age seven seven forty four,
Woody. Get us over with atext over to two to nine eight seven.
Of course, you can find uson social media. We're always on
social media at the Woodie Show.On the social media platform of your choice.
How's everybody doing? Check in rave? You're good, doing good?

(01:08:14):
Thank right? Anything fun? Greg? Let's going on you? You know
that I told you guys last weekthat I was gonna meet up with a
friend that I hadn't seen him.Had that go it went great? Yeah?
I think picked up right where youleft off right kind of. Yeah,
so weird how guys can do thatcatching up over the past twenty years.
Lots of stuff, lots of reminiscinghow the gay thing turn out?

(01:08:34):
Because you were you were married toa woman the last time you saw him.
That's true, that's true. Youknow what. Luckily that was barely
mentioned. Really that would have beenmy so you're gay now? I mean,
especially as a friend, like twofriends getting together, I would I
would have meaning in hot Oh yeah, he knew about all that stuff.
Yeah, there was no lack ofconversation, stayed up mega light. It

(01:08:57):
was really it went really great.Yeah, you were worried about that.
I was. I get so Iget nervous about this, about everything these
things. Yeah, but literally everything. Greg's almost as bad. I mean,
I'm bad, you know when youget in your head about stuff.
But Greg's really bad. He's rightthere with you, really bad. I
just thought, like, what ifthe conversation doesn't go well, what if

(01:09:19):
he's bored? You know? Right? But no, it went great.
Kind of how I feel when peopleare in studio. We have an new
studio guest. Yeah, are theyhaving fun? Yeah? Well they want
to come back. They're probably hatingthis. They're never want to come back.
Stupid come here. Yeah's mental terrorism, isn't it? Greg? Pretty
much? Sorry for caring. Everybody, Sorry that we care. And that's

(01:09:41):
why my least favorite advice is don'tworry like, oh, yeah, you
got it, but you got it. You gotta tell yourself. I would
love to not you know. Mybig thing that I'm trying to remember besides
I control what you can control.Uh, the other thing I'm trying to
remember always like, if this isnot going to matter in five year,
don't waste five minutes. Don't wastemore than five minutes worrying about it.

(01:10:04):
True. I try to think,what was this matter in five years or
five seconds five days from now?Yeah? Well, thank you, Yeah
that was a good weekend. Yeah, menace, I'm good. I Oh,
I have a fun question I wantto ask Greg and this is for
great. I only want him torespond. And the reason I'm bringing up
is because, uh, my brotherin law, he's like the baby of

(01:10:27):
the family, so people like tendto just solve problems for him. Right.
So I was out and we wereat a hotel and he had to
do something for work and he's handlinglike huge, big audio files because he
works in radio as well, andhe had to turn around real quick and
he had to send it back tothe radio station. But the internet at
the hotel is absolutely awful. Right. Is it one of those where there's

(01:10:51):
two tiers. No, it wasjust it was just just bad internet.
Because I'm wondering, do you doyou know anything about this menace? You
know, like you'll go to hotell oh and it said high speed Internet.
Yeah, they'll give you the regularfree one that everybody has access to,
but then they'll charge you. Butthen there's the other one, which
is the high speed like for streamingand stuff. And I tend I've done

(01:11:15):
the like the higher speed thing,and I didn't really see a difference in
it because you were able to streamwith the regular one. Right, Yeah,
it's it's fine. I always thoughtthat might be a bogus, like,
uh, like a scam. Idon't know, but uh again,
don't say anything out loud. Iwant to ask Greg this question, so
instead of me just solving the problemfor him, because I know automatically what
I would do in that situation.Okay, I go, Okay, I

(01:11:38):
go think real hard. You haveto get through these You got to get
these files to the radio station.The internet is terrible at the hotel you're
staying at. What do you do, Greg? What would you do in
that situation? Let's say you hadsome audio that you had to get to
the Woody Show. What are yougonna do? What's the first thing you're
gonna do? Honestly, the curse. The first thing that comes to mind
and cry is to maybe this iswrong. Yeah, it probably is.

(01:12:02):
Yeah, if medics can't do it, I would take the laptop and go
to a different location. Okay,yes, you know, like maybe like
a Starbucks or something. Okay,yeah, now Starbucks and try to get
on better wif Yes, that's likethat's just at a different location, different
location, right, correct? Hefirst is like, go, do I
go to the the coffee shop downstairs, which is in the same home.

(01:12:26):
I go, No, you haveto leave, go somewhere, go somewhere.
Yeah, and I go, that'swhat he said. I go,
okay, where do you go?Where do you go? Where are you
going to go? We said Starbucks, Starbucks, Starbucks something known for that,
like Starbucks is kind of you forhaving Wi Fi, right, yeah,
but it's not going to handle thefiles that we so long story short.
He did come up with the numberone answer that I would do is

(01:12:48):
you go to the Apple store becausethey have the strongest internet. Okay,
but we were far away from theApple store. I go, okay,
well, where's the other place yougo too? Yeah, and they go,
We're right across the street from atea mobile store. Okay, and
go, let's go there and thenwe're able to turn around quickly. I
go. But if you're by likean AT and T store of riding the

(01:13:11):
store or whatever, that's where youwould go. See these are pro tips
because I wouldn't have thought of Applestore. Yeah, first thing I would
have thought of. Like typically,if the if the high speed internet wherever
I'm at is not or the internetperiod Wi Fi is not doing well,
I'll just try to like use thehot spot for my phone because if you
have like you know, the highspeed ultra wide, you know whatever.

(01:13:32):
A lot of times that's fine,but usually, like in if you're in
the middle of a hotel, inthat case, I would have like left
to go somewhere else. But Iwouldn't have thought of Apple store. I
also wouldn't have thought of like acell phone store. Yeah, it's a
great place to get free internet andhigh speed internet. Yeah, well,
you're obviously using this stuff. Imean, everybody's using Internet, but for

(01:13:54):
those types of purposes. I didn'twant to automatically solve the problem for him
because if he's on, if he'sbuying out, people are always like solving
problems for him. He's the babyof the family. I go figure it
out, and it worked, andthen he like learned something. Well,
let me ask you this about hotelWi Fi. When you go onto it,
it says warning, this is nota secure connection, right, something

(01:14:14):
along those lines. Should that concernyou, No, Like you're looking at
your banking I wouldn't look at mybanking stuff really non secure. I won't
about it. I wouldn't. Fine, so just I'm paranoid. Really yeah,
so no bank stuff, So Iwon't do that like at an airport,
definitely, but for some reason ata hotel secure married, Yeah,

(01:14:41):
I'm locked in a room, butnobody here. I don't do that kind
of stuff, the writs. Iam perfectly safe. I'm at the Super
eight. Yeah, what do youthink I'm Yeah, there's tom Bodatt didn't
even light on for me. Nothat I'm not worried about it. Still
on my crap right, yeah,okay, so that's going on. It
was fun, like, you know, learning experience together. Well, that's

(01:15:03):
good, and now I think that'sa really good I would have never files
are like five hundred megabytes. Yes, you know you can't do that.
I would have never thought about that. It's a lot of you're all good.
I'm good, checking in on everybodythis morning, making sure everybody's cool,
calm, collected, ready to getinto it. How about Oh that's

(01:15:24):
a that's a conversation for a differentday. No. I was talking to
a friend of mine and my okay, so my buddy Joey, and he
put it so succinctly, and I'mlike, wow, that really, I
mean it really just it hit methat, oh my god, I think
that is my my issue. Wherethe hell is my text. Oh here,

(01:15:46):
it is okay because he you know, he's struggled a lot, and
probably a couple of years ago andhe was really really bad and he can
considered taking his own life. Ohjeez, I mean really really bad.
It was on a lot of medications. Medications were messing him up, the

(01:16:06):
whole thing. And he's doing greatnow and he's off the medications. He's
happier than I think he's ever been, which is great. And so I
check in with him on a regularbasis, and you know, friend talk
about different things, and I said, hey, everything good because he's been
with the same girl for a whilea year, which is very unusual for

(01:16:30):
joe Joey's I don't think he's everhad a girlfriend more than like a couple
of months. He's one of thoseguys just kind of moves on and freddie
commitment or whatever. He goes.Yeah, he goes, great, he
goes. But I'm never really completelyhappy. But I'm not fat or depressed,
which is great because he's lost likefifty some pounds who you know,

(01:16:51):
so he's doing really well with that. And that's the thing. Man,
It's like, I wonder what completehappiness feels like, you know, because
I feel like I'm always chasing somethingand so I get like in my talk
about Greg getting in his head alot, and so that's that's been me
a lot here more recently. SoI'm just you know, it's it's it's

(01:17:12):
just the it's it's the typical strugglethat uh, that I have constantly self
loathing, doubt, getting, youknow, getting aggravated at others because you
know, I'm the one who's runningkind of the business of the show,
like the business of the Woody Showruns through me, and so I'm dealing
with a bunch of other people whoI feel, you know, I feel

(01:17:36):
like we spin our wheels a loton some stuff, and so I kind
of wonder, like why are wedoing if if he's on social media,
I posted something and I was like, I'm kind of wondering why. You
know, you get to a pointwhere you're you're wondering why you were working
so hard on something for it tobe I forget exactly what I said,
like what's the payoff? Yeah,and so uh and so that's that's what

(01:18:00):
I was I was feeling, Yeah, sometimes you gotta wonder why you're doing
so much when it's getting you nowhere. And this applies to many areas of
my life right now, and Ithink it's time to make some changes.
So you know, that's a goodthing. Yeah, you gotta know when
to call it right. Yeah,so that that I think that's a good
thing. But that's like the that'sthat's the conversation I had all the time.

(01:18:23):
So it's really annoying, you know, I have so much like there's
so much going on behind the sceneswhen it comes to the show, and
I just I'm I'm just like,I'm overwhelmed. I guess I'm overwhelmed,
and it's other people are pissing meoff and it's driving me nuts. And
then you know, I'm very muchan all or nothing guy, so that's

(01:18:44):
fun. But otherwise, I mean, things are great. People like,
oh, well great, I guesshe's getting divorced finally. No, everything's
fine, divorce chat yea and all. Yeah. I did. I did
turn the comments off on the onthe post. People are getting wild,
and I didn't want to start likeconspiracy. I don't want the conspiracy theory
stuff to start about like, oh, the Woodie Show's going off the air.

(01:19:06):
That's not true. We're not goingoff the air. Then it got
into some personal attacks on some peopleon the show, and that's not fair,
and so you know, I'll probablystick the stupid post down. But
m that's what that was. Thatwas what's going on. I didn't mean
to be like, what's the wordI'm looking for, like vague, vague?

(01:19:27):
Yeah. I thought that was justa kind of a more like a
good thing like and we talk aboutlike in your personal life, going through
and getting rid of the people whoaren't putting the effort into you know,
your relationship your friendship, if it'sa one way street like that is that
is part of an action plan,like make some changes. You're putting so
much into it, but you're gettingnowhere. So no one to call it,

(01:19:49):
like men they said, professionally you'redoing this or whatever. Your company
doesn't see it or doesn't appreciate it, no one to call it, no
one to say, all right,fine, all right, one right and
uh and move on. But anyway, so not all bad, not all
bad, just uh it occupies alot of time in my mind. Oh

(01:20:12):
yeah, yeah right, oh yeah, yeah, uh hey what a long
time listener, long time self loather. Oh I learned to strive for being
content. I think happiness is onlya temporary state of mind that unfortunately we
can have, we can't have withoutbeing somewhat uncomfortable or unhappy. Maybe,
Yeah, that's a bummer. Wellthey also say happiness is a choice,

(01:20:33):
yeah, or maybe you have toyou know. You know, Greg and
I had a conversation at one pointabout like you're constantly striving for something that
is completely unrealistic. Yeah, andso once you come to terms with that,
maybe you can find, like,in other words, like maybe what
your idea of happiness is something thatdoesn't really exist. Yeah, Like what
your idea of happiness is, maybethat is not a real thing. Maybe

(01:20:58):
that's just like this utopia, akind of unrealistic expectation. And so maybe
that is the thing. Maybe maybeyou should strive for content intent. I
mean, that makes that makes sense, That makes sense. But thank you
for everybody. I mean, therewere some people who are texting over that.
Hey what the hell does that mean? Yeah, so that's what that
means. Just always see some stupidthings going on. Damn. I didn't

(01:21:21):
mean to bum everybody out that Ibum everybody out, No, I didn't
mean to Just Now, yeah,with all that, you know, all
that stuff. No, but it'sit's not it's not not vague. It's
still somewhat still vague without getting intoall the little boring details, right right,

(01:21:43):
but I mean it's still vague,Okay, I mean all right,
because because it's just kind of outof nowhere as all. Oh maybe for
you guys not over here, that'sfor sure. This is more like a
build up and ready to explode kindof thing. I think. I don't
know. I guess it's not bigto me because I think I know what's

(01:22:04):
what you're talking about. So likeI understand without getting details and everything.
Yeah, I understand what you're saying. Yeah, just work stuff and then
some you know, non work stuff. Yeah, and it just all builds
up and you know how we spendabout things, Greg, Oh yeah,
same same deal, right. Idon't know. As crazy as this sounds,

(01:22:25):
I think my idea of how I'velike found happiness over over the years
because this job could be like Idon't know, it's like a job that
doesn't love you back. I feltI feel like, did I do the
best job I could do every day? And if that, you know,
people don't feel that way, thenOkay, then whatever you can't control.

(01:22:47):
I did the best thing that Icould do. Big house, small house,
a lot of money, no money, then you know whatever. At
the end of the day, I'llbe fine. I don't care. Some
really good nuggets, yeah, AppleStore, Yeah, the Wi Fi.
Yeah. And if you've done yourbest job, don't worry about it.
Yeah. If you did the bestjob and it did pay often, right,

(01:23:09):
you guys would just high five duringthe whole Yeah. They call that
the Eiffel Tower. And then eventuallyyou push the girl out of the way
and just started keep girl doing betweenyou get out of here show. Well,
thank you everybody for the mostly condtext. That's very nice. I

(01:23:30):
always feel like a douche after,you know, sharing stuff well, because
you know, in my mind likethe show. Right again, it goes
back to like a just trying tokeep things fun and for the show.
But you know, I do likethe real element of stuff, and sometimes
I find myself maybe going a littlebit too far, that's all. But
I like this one. The textsays, I love when you guys are

(01:23:54):
real and talk about life challenges.It gives me hope. Keep moving forward.
All of you are doing an awesomejob on the airwaves. Thank you
Eve. This one says, inregards to happiness, I think about a
quote I have on my desk andI read it often. Something along the
lines of happiness can be found inthe process of finding it interesting, like
it's the journey. Yeah, andhow about this one? This is what

(01:24:16):
he's in the hospital gown. Idon't want to talk about it. Facebook
post, which I hate, whichI hate. Yeah, and you know,
you know that's the thing. It'slike you share, but like you
don't want to get it because Ifigure nobody really cares about all the nitty
gritty details and stuff that doesn't evennecessarily apply to them. But I don't

(01:24:38):
think they don't even understand. No, probably not, probably not. Well,
it looks like we're really hipping cool, Greg, I hope. So.
In keeping everybody updated on the lastlatest fashion rules, ankle socks and
no show socks are no longer cool. Those are for people. The next
time you're out, you're gonna seea ton of millennials wearing ankle socks,

(01:25:01):
but no one under the under theage of thirty is wearing those gen Z
Prefers cruise socks, which go upfor mid calf those are cool again,
no cru socks. I wear crewsocks. Yeah. I don't like seeing
socks because what do you went forno show socks there for a minute,

(01:25:23):
Yeah, yeah, I go tobelow the ankle. I also am in
my cruise socks because I'm hipp andcool. Yeah, Sammy, I have.
I have not changed, you know, socks style of socks. I
just waited out the trend. Seebecause for the longest time I was told
those are Dad socks. Oh sure, and people those are Dad sock woodies,

(01:25:45):
dad socks woody Yeah, and andI hung through it. I still
have these socks. I do havesome no shows because those do make more
sense when you're wearing like, youknow, shorts, and I don't know.
It goes back to, yeah,the higher the sock, the down
of the fool. Oh is thatwhat it is? The higher Yeah,
the higher the sock, the downer. The should get that embroidered. Some

(01:26:11):
food's gone wild? Oh okay,yeah again, So I mean eighteen months
ago again that was Dad socks.And then even the ones that uh,
they were like quarter crew. Haveyou seen those order crew? So they're
they're the shape of a crew stylesocks. So like tube socks are just
one long sock, okay, likethe chili peppers would wear on their dongs

(01:26:32):
back in the day. Those aretube socks. Then the crew are the
ones that have like the ankle,like they're they're shaped for the foot.
Yeah, their shape for the foot. Those are creuse socks. But those
would go up like mid calf.Then when people started doing the whole like,
you know, pushing them down towear with shorts, then the gold
Toe people and the fruit of theLoom people came out and they had the

(01:26:54):
little their little short crewise. Soit's basically a turtleneck of the of the
top of the you sock. Thecrew that would go up your your calf
there, but only one was aboutas highs your ankle. They weren't no
show. Then no shows became allthe rage, and now we're back to
mid calf crew. Damn. Buteven though it was one, so it

(01:27:14):
was a little tiny like those quartercrews, those dad socks. Whatever,
Yeah, I'm a dad. Yougotta go high socks. I would I
would wear no socks, but myshoes wereak. I don't I don't like
the feeling of no socks. Ilove it dude, like, you hate

(01:27:34):
this. You know what happened tome the other day? So I was
taking a flight and I forgot topack socks right, and so on my
flight home the next morning, Iwas like, my socks are dirty.
I don't have any more socks.I'll just wear my my shoes without socks.
And then I go to check mymy ticket and I didn't have a

(01:27:56):
pre check, so I had togo through regular line. I had to
go back foot. And also theDSA people, I'm like, I think
I made a bad decision. Thatwere in socks? How dirty were your
socks? So you couldn't just likere wear them for like a flight home
like one, because I already worethat because I didn't have socks. I
already wore them for like two days. Okay, they were there. I

(01:28:16):
don't know you've still feeling when youstill have even I was stuck than no
socks, to be honest, Ididn't even think about it. It felt
nicer not having a sock wearing theshoe. And then but then I ran
got Then I got t SA.I like, oh my pre check is
not on my ticket? Yeah,and let them dry overnight. I just

(01:28:40):
wear the dirty sock. But Iwas straight up barefoot in the airport.
Just wear the dirty socks. That'snot just to get you home, it's
pretty yeah, exactly, and thenyou'll be the dirty ones eight seven seven
forty four. Hit us up ofthe text over to two two nine eight
seven. This is the show,Yeah, this is they show. Yeah.

(01:29:06):
Man, it's just talking about how, thanks to a dirty sock situation,
he ended up going no socks withhis shoes to the airport. Somehow
didn't have a TSA pre check onhis reservation. So did you manage that?
So what happens? I don't know. It happens to me. That's
my only complaint about Spirit Airlines.When I do right, they don't hold

(01:29:29):
that information in your account. Yeah, when you go to check in,
like you do it when you signup. Yeah, it makes no sense,
but you do it when you makethe reservation, right, Yeah,
but you put your TSA pre checknumber in there. But when you go
to check in, you're supposed toreput the number in. I don't know
why, and I did do that. You are, Yeah at the airport,
No, no online, I've neverhad to do that twice. Yeah,

(01:29:51):
I did want to make the reservation. I've never had a progress It
has happened to me probably like threetimes with them really right put in all
the information, but it doesn't holdthe pre check info well anyway, so
we had to go through tsa precheck the regular line like a plea barefoot.
Well. Another foot related crime news. Police in Johnstown, Pennsylvania got

(01:30:14):
a call about a house that hadbeen burglarized, and when they were checking
out the scene. They're at thecrime scene, they noticed that the kitchen
floor was covered in Cajun seasoning okay, and there were some footprints through it.
During the search, the victim receiveda suspicious call from a guy named
Quasar Stevens. What a name.That's pretty awesome. So on a hunch,

(01:30:35):
the cops decided to make a housecall. When they got to his
place, they saw footprints outside whichmatched the ones found in the Cajun seasoning.
So Quasar arrested charged with felony,burglary, misdemeanor, disorderly conduct,
along with some drug related charges.Number one, why is there cajun season

(01:30:56):
the floor? Number two? Youthink, like, I don't know,
It's like those people that get bustedwhen the cops just follow the snow prints,
right, footprints in the snow.Yeah, right back to the crime
scene. None of it rubbed off. That's so weird. They do say.
I watched a show one time thatwas basically telling you how to get
away with murder, and they sayto throw away your shoes and put on

(01:31:17):
brand new ones because they can traceeven the soil of the area that you
were in through your shoes. Yeahseason, Can I shout out some that
I love? Sure? Weed ats? It's so we d a t s
dot com. We dats not weeddats. But yeah, they have biscuit

(01:31:41):
mixed to some weed ats. Yeah, yeah, yeah at the Hoo's really
yeah, really good. I loveall that Cajun season too. Every orgy
needs a witness sex room. Sixto ten. All right, welcome back
everybody. Yeah it is Monday morning. Bravey's got nerd now coming up here
in just a moment, the latestin the world of nerds. We'll get

(01:32:03):
to that for you. Also,we got the birthdays and the porno birthday
coming up here in just a moment. Really, stick of seeing this whole
thing about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, who cares it just broke what?
Yeah, they've been talking about itfor three days, right, four days?

(01:32:25):
That, and how they've been lookingfor houses, like who cares?
Also, who cares? Cardi bisn't voting for either Biden or Trump.
She's gonna sit this election out,no Carti. Yeah. Now here's what
we got. Thought was kind offunny. A lot of Glaser who was
in the show Broad City, andbecause of her character, people assume she
wants to get high and have sexwith them. Yeah, talking about getting

(01:32:47):
type cast. Yeah. You know, like when people like they fall in
such love with a character on ashow, like any of the people on
Friends or whatever, that all ofa sudden they kind of feel like,
oh, that's who they are inreal life. Uh huh. It's like
thinking that Brian Cranston's making meth totally. Yeah, thinking that Phoebe's a vegetarian.
Yeah. Ray you see that.Disney Warner Brothers, Discovery, and

(01:33:10):
Fox are launching a sports streaming servicein the fall. Yep. It's called
Yeah, okay, just what weneeded is something else you need to pay
for another streaming service? Great?And uh here I'll give you one last
little thing here because I'm pretty surethis is not going to be covered in
a raised NERD report maybe some otherstuff like nerd n not so much.

(01:33:31):
I'm really starting to like jelly roll. Yeah, yeah, like you just
seem you know what I thought maybelike I wasn't really quite sure. There
was a lot of hype around it, and whenever there's a lot of hype
around something, I'm immediately turned offby it. Yeah, like what is
this? Is this for real?Or is this like one of those things
where people are just like jumping onsomething because everybody else is jumping on it,

(01:33:53):
And so usually I take a stepback and I wait for a minute.
But he seems really genuine. Heseems super genuine, super appreciative for
where he's at. He's super nice. Like I know a lot of people
now, not just Burt Kreischer,but I know a lot of people now
who have had a number of interactionswith him, and everybody's like he could
not have been more of a pleasureto deal with. You know, our

(01:34:14):
friend Bill, my other buddy Tommy, who runs a bunch of radio stations
and does a lot of concerts andthings like that. In fact, he
was the guy who first told meabout jelly Roll, like three years ago.
He's like dude, you gotta hear. And so I remember going and
checking it out and being like,okay, you know. But and then
I met him at Burt Kreischer andTom Segura's Two Bears five K and he

(01:34:36):
was he was super cool and Ilove this. It was a really good
speech. He got the crowd reallyworked up. And acceptance speech. He
won Event of the Year at theACM Awards last week, and this is
what he said. Here's Jelly roI'm gonna try not to get emotional,
but no pun intended. But seriously, this song saved me. I was

(01:34:59):
in a dark play. I wroteit from my soul. I knew people
would connect with it. One yearago today Landy Wilson and I stood on
this stage and debuted it. Thissong is a triple platinum record. I
wrote it with a high school friend. We never thought we'd be songwriters.
I never thought i'd be standing here. I thought I would die here,
go to yell, and I'm standinghere as an ACM Award winner. You

(01:35:20):
were here what I'm talking about?Tective left out? Yeah? Yeah,
and that's like mega genuine, It'syes, so cool. My eyes got
water. Yeah, and you couldtell that's like right from the heart.
I mean, this guy's been throughit, man, I know it always
turns into a preacher. It's sogreat. Yeah, I saw my stage

(01:35:41):
coach in the crowd is like eightythousand people massive, and you know,
just the year before he was doingsomething for us. It's just like a
couple one hundred people. You know, shout out to Jelly Row. I'm
really really liking that guy. I'veovercome the overhype. Okay, you know
scenario, this situation I'll usually getcaught in, but totally today May twenty,

(01:36:02):
if it's National keichhe day, youguys, he love keish the rain,
you know. Trader Joe's actually hassome really good like individual uh they
do like they are little MANI keishes. They're not many, like the size
of a silver dollar. They're aboutthe size of like I don't know,
like a compact disca. It's likea personal keish. Yeah, personal keish

(01:36:24):
and you throw that thing in thein the air fire, Greg, Yeah,
it's fantastic. Yeah, the individualserving keys right now. I love
some Keish and I'll have anything withit. But Greg, what is the
traditional pairing with keish? What areyou supposed to hearing like drink with keys,
Oh, drink like mimosa. Idon't know. You can maybe any

(01:36:45):
kind of any kind of like abreakfast No, like does any kind of
breakfast beverage, coffee, tea,juice, bloody Mary, bloody Mary,
bloody Mary. It's a breakfast food. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a
good eleven am. It's good brunch. You serve it with some fresh fruit.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.Yeah, you don't do like a
side of you don't you don't doyou don't do a side of like hash

(01:37:09):
browns or anything with keis. Imean, I got you good, but
I would I greg? Today isbe a millionaire day? Okay, one
just do it. I'll do it. Every day. Is this day for
ravy? But it's National high HeelDay? Yes? Do you even own
a pair of heels? No?I don't think. Have you ever worn
heels? Yes? Yeah? Igot over it quickly. Yes. It
is the occasion like weddings, andyou know I have been to like dress

(01:37:33):
up things Jimmy chee. Yeah,Today's National Streaming Day, It's National Rescue
Dog Day, and today is NationalVegetarian Week. You guys the beginning of
National Vegetarian Week, something that wewill not be honoring or celebrating at all.
Here at the Woody Show, allrav what is happening in the world

(01:38:04):
of nerds? Well, Donald Gloversays, do not blame him that the
Community movie hasn't started filming yet.Glover told Deadline, everybody's aiding on me
on the internet, but it's notme. They're like, we know you're
the reason, and he says,maybe I was last year, maybe,
but not this time because Glover asChildish Gambino, has announced that he's going

(01:38:26):
on tour and that's why the internetis coming after him. But it is
a legit tough cast to wrangle becausethe entire cast is participating in the movie
and they're all not unemployed, youknow, they're all doing things. The
only person not coming back obviously ChevyChase, I thought he was the one
they were waiting on, not torIs falling out with creator Dan Harmon and

(01:38:46):
his character was killed off in seasonfour. So the Community cast includes Joel
McHale, Alison Free, Gillian Jacobs, and jong Vet Nicole Brown, all
kinds of people that are doing otherthings. So that's why it hasn't come
together, but all the hatred seemsto be going to Donald Flover or Donald
I did too. Yeah, you'regonna hate on somebody hate on Ken Jong,

(01:39:12):
right right? Send it to KenJohn Well, he's cool, like
he's not as overexposed as he wasfor a while. And what he doesn't
see him on the mass singer exactly. Actor Donnie Yen, he's returning to
the role of Kin. Kin isthe blind assassin who's in john Wick four.

(01:39:32):
Yen is going to get his ownspin off, picking up where his
character has been freed from the obligationsof the High Table in john Wick four.
Yen he's a big action star inHong Kong cinema and said working in
the john Wick world was extraordinary becauseeverybody pushes themselves to create action fights and
stunts that are not only thrilling butinventive and artistic, but also expression of

(01:39:56):
character, story and emotion. Andhe said Kane's an incredible character with a
hot to pass. He's excited toreturn to that role. And producer Angela
Kang, who worked for years onThe Walking Dead, left just to take
an eight figure deal at Amazon,and her first show was going to be
a Marvel show Silk Spider Society fromSony. Sony still has all the rights

(01:40:16):
to these characters in the Spider Manuniverse, which is about nine hundred characters,
so they were gonna pull from thatto make the show, but Amazon's
like no dog. So Sony isnow planning to shop that show around to
other streamers and Angela and will continueto develop projects for Amazon. I'm raving
for more nerd stuff. Check outthe Nerd Not podcast at The Woody Show
dot com. All, I thankyou very much, Rabels. Yeah,

(01:40:39):
it is time for your birthday andyour porno birthday. Go show. It's
Shiverday. We're gonna It's Shiversday.We won't sit to It's Shiverday. And
you know you don't do birthday.And we'll start with the celebrities. Happy
birthday to Share Baby Shares birth Yeah. Share is seventy eight years old.

(01:41:04):
Who Buster Rhymes is fifty two.His real name is Trevor, you know
Trevor trev Yeah. I mean it'sa fine name, but I would have
never like if you said Buster Rhymes, what was his real name? Trevor.
Tony Stewart, the netcar NASCAR superstarhe is fifty three today. Tim

(01:41:26):
Ivy Oliphant okay fifty six years oldtoday. Jack Gleeson, who is Jeoffrey
on Game of Thrones is thirty two. And then let's get some throwbacks here,
Mindy Kohane Natalie The Facts of Life. Yeah, she's fifty eight years
old today. And Bronson Pinchot whois Belky perfect Stranger Out of the City,

(01:41:49):
Get Out of the CT he wasfunny. Yeah, he was in
Beverly Hills Cop Movies too. He'ssixty five years old today. You guys,
bro your porno birthday today is LucyLee and today's birthday Slut. She
retired after handing out her fortune cookiein three hundred and thirty six Fine adult

(01:42:10):
films. Wow. She was inAsian Slut Invasion. Let's see if you
can pick up on the theme here. She was also in Me Love You
Long Time, Volumes two through five. Nice. She was in Oriental Assholes
Volume two Wow. Also Poon TangClan Rip. She was in Asian Mouth
Club Volumes one and two, alsoSlant Eye for the White Guy Today,

(01:42:35):
and who could forget her unforgettable rolein the Great Wall of Vagina That is
Lucy Lee who is forty four yearsold today and hopefully really enjoying her retirement.
Yeah, that's good. And thatis your porno birthday, your celebrity
birthdays, and that is a Mondadaymorning. Look at what is happening in
the world of nerds with your nerdand out report. Worst. It's a

(01:43:04):
very soft wall. It's a verygiving so good. We're gonna take a
quick break. More Woodi Show isnext. Hang on, all right,
the crazy fan just brought cookies againand someone's gonna have to eat them and
see if they're poisoned. Most ofthe Woody Show will be right back.
We hope Boiler wouldn't approve the show. All right. Well, the good

(01:43:26):
news is that we're checking one dayoff the list and uh yeah calling it
a day. See, only fourmore to go to get through the week.
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we're talking about all the different podcastseverybody's listening to what you watch it,
but more like what you're listening tothat Fur and Loathing podcast that Morgans into
through to the furry stuff, alsosome of the trending news headlines Raves Nerd.

(01:44:10):
Now that it's all there on theMonday podcast, just hit upthewoodyshow dot
com. Coming up for you tomorrow, a Tuesday takeover. We haven't done
the Tuesday takeovers for a while.Wow, Menace will be in charge.
Oh yeah, And so Menace getsto do whatever it is that he wants
to do, any kind of likecrazy idea that he's had about a segment
he's wanted to do on the showwithout even having to run it by and
get approval from anybody. Usually wehave like a big meeting and everybody's got

(01:44:34):
to be on the same page.But the Tuesday takeover with Menace, that
will be tomorrow, plus a brandnew Redneck News and anything you want to
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(01:44:58):
Sammy anything like that. No,Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.
Please. Yeah, somewhere out therein the world, somebody's therapist knows all
about you. Yeah, probably true. You know, you know what weird
strick? That definitely true. Yeah, I would put everything I own that

(01:45:18):
there are some therapists who's way moreprobably way more familiar with me than maybe
even I am. Nue they havethat therapeutic insight, you know. Yeah,
all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so
much for giving the Wood Show someof your valuable time this morning. You
know, we loved, appreciate youfor that. The rest of you guys
could suck it and we will catchback here on Tuesday. Have a great

(01:45:39):
day. SMD double M. Iquit this bitch.