The Woody Show May 21st 2024 Podcast

Menace's Tuesday Takeover, Redneck News, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

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See this is a dune to thegraphic nature of this progra listener discretion,
is it lies? The Woody Showis the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class

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is now in session. Eg,good morning everybody. Today's Tuesday. It
is made twenty first, twenty twentyfour. Lo Welcome, We are the
Woody Show. I'm one of that'sraving. Hello, there's Greg Gordon.
Hey, menaces here, what isup? Woody? Sea Bass is on

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set. Yeah, Sea Bass isout of town this weekend. Next week
we'll be checking in with him.I forgot, he'll be telling us all
that's happening. I mean a veryexciting low budget movie that he's working on.
For sure. That guy Perry Caravello. Lucky, very lucky. Sammy
Sere, Good morning Sammy. Thefrog in my throat is still here.
Good morning frog frog. We gotBorts, we got Caroline Morgan's here.

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Vaughansier phones are open at eight sevenseven forty four Woody at eight seven seven
forty four Woody. You can alsohit us up with the text over to
two two nine eight seven coming uptoday, we got the Tuesday takeover.
This is the first time in awhile, a long time that we have.
We've had the Tuesday Takeover where somebodyhere in the studio, in this
case Menace. Yeah, Hi,he gets a whole segment to himself,

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real I do where he doesn't haveto run it by anybody, doesn't have
to go through the planning meeting thatwe normally have. So whatever Menace wants
to do, that won't lose usthe license or advertisers won't get the FCC
pissed off at us. Menace isfree to try out. The only thing
is is under the advisement to makesure that's not something that's self serving.

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Sure, and that's something that thelisteners will actually enjoy, believe it or
not. You actually have to tellpeople that. It's amazing some of the
ideas that come up, and it'slike who's up for all? Right?
But yeah, it's coming up today. Tuesday Takeover also a brand new Redneck
News. We'll get to some ofthe trending news headlines, Ravey's nerd out
for the hours up, porn ofBirthday and more. Here today on the

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Woody Show. Phones are open eightseven seven forty four. It is over
that text over to two to nineeight seven. I was reading this.
This is concerning, interesting, butconcerning. Have you ever had a sudden
impulse to jump under a train,or stab your partner with a knife,
or perform some other unthinkable action?No, that's exactly how it's presented here.

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So I'm just gonna ask it asit's written, kind of like when
you're driving and you go, like, what if I were to intrusive thoughts
to this ball right now? Yeah, I do that. I mean,
I don't do it, but mybrain what if I just jumped off this,
you know, bradge right now?Yeah. I think the word urge
is like not accurate, Like I'venever had the urge, but I've thought

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the exact same thing, like,wow, yeah, all I have,
I've done an intrusive thought or too. Let's turn my wheel. I'm going
to get a split second. Yeah. Yeah, you don't do it.
No, obviously you're here and youdon't have the desire to do it.
Yeah, you just think about it. So many people see that as a
sign of mental disturbance, but accordingto research, ninety four percent of people
have experiences that have experienced those typesof unwanted intrusive thoughts or impulses. Wow

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ninety four Yeah, but I mean, I guess that makes sense because if
you think about it this way,it's more normal to have the thought.
It's the crazy person who would actuallygo through yea insane person. Six percent
is still a lot of people,you know, So ninety four percent,
let's say ninety four percent have hadthat thought. What percentage of those people
have actually acted on acted on thoseintrusive thoughts? Yeah, I just think

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of the fall, but like,oh that would suck. I'll never forget.
Remember we had the band Keene onthe show. Yeah this is a
long time ago, and they weredoing a tour with you too, and
I said, yeah, that's sorad that you guys are touring with you
too. What are your thoughts whenyou're hanging out with them and all that?
And the singer a Keen, Ican't remember his name. He said,
you know what, I'm standing rightnext to Bono And my first thought

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was I could totally stab him rightnow. You have all this access.
And he's like, I didn't,but I thought, right, right,
right right, I could just stabhim. Yeah. Twenty percent of people
I've played in a band at somepoint in their life A band, no,
yeah, band, school band liketrumpet that counts. Oh it does.

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Yeah, it's a band. Then. Oh yeah you were in the
band. Sweet it was the nameof your band, I don't remember now
the school band, school band,Yeah, the Red Verse. Yeah,
I told you I played trumpet thatband, right. Oh wow? Yeah,
you know why because you got outof the class. Yeah. Yeah,
that was the whole reason I signedup. I'm like, what,
because like these kids would like getup and like walk out of class.
And it was always like the pointwhere I'm like, oh, this sucks,

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something boring. Uh And these kidswould get up and walk out and
I'm like I want to do that. Yeah, And so so I joined
the band. Band sucked more thanjust sitting in school and you know,
daydreaming. Yeah, so uh yeah, something was expected of you there.
So I did the band like oneyear and then that was it. We
did like one concert is so stupidwhere all the you know, parents show

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up and you like hot cross bunsand let's go band. I wish I
had that audio. Must have beenso bad. Oh it's terrible, awful,
terrible. Twenty five percent of USUber and Lyft drivers are over fifty
years old. Yeah, I geta lot of older. Yeah, that's
interesting. Uber drivers constantly. I'venoticed that, like with the food delivery

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apps. Oh, it's like mostof the people who are delivering the food
hell old. Really yeah drivers areold, but my delivery drivers are young.
Twenty percent of us say that wefeel guilty regifting, but seventy percent
of us do it anyway. Ihave never regifted, really no, never.

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I have, not the point whereI'm like wrapping it up. I've
been like, oh, I gotthis as a gift, but I don't
really want it out. Yeah,okay, that's what I can count.
Yeah, okay, you've regifted,but like I announce it like I'm not
keeping it a secret. Yeh,yeah, that's full disclosure. Yeah.
I don't say I bought this foryou, right, I mean I guess
I should. I know you couldtake all the credit. Why not you

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get all the credit. You'd belike I saw this and thought of you.
I mean, we get so manyfree T shirts. I just give
those away. Yeah that's different.I don't count any of that stuff.
Yes, some random company T shirt. Yeah, I'm talking about cool stuff.
Yeah, good stuff that people wouldactually want. Ladies, what's the
most important when you first see aguy's apartment. Just notice whether or not

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it's picked up and generally clean,or how it's decorated. You're noticing the
noticing do you have practically nothing inhere? Or is it real weird stuff?
Or should I you know, shouldI be concerned with the decor if
it's just I don't know, somebodylike is it really dark? Or are

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there like weird posters on the wall? You know what I mean, like
things that an adult shouldn't have.Okay, how dudes are decorating right now?
I know my place was so minimal. Yeah, I was decorated.
I knew a guy who had almostnothing. It was like an end table
with nothing on it and none ofit was just very strange. Was more

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like you what would you just ayou've described it before, Greg, the
one that you had single. Yeah, I mean it was very minimal,
but he had the basics, couch, coffee table and tables, lamps and
whatnot. Yeah. It was nicein order, but definitely not clutter,
not messy, hospital grade clean,right, which is how life should be,
right normal. Yeah, but Ithink maybe if you if they had

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like cinder blocks for a bookshelf andor yeah, the matches on the floor
on the floor kind of thing,anything that's super low to the ground.
It's the most important. When youfirst see a guy's apartment, a clean
bathroom is top on the list,followed by what art books or photos he
has. I would consider that kindof what that's there and what his furniture

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is like, So no torn couchcushions, you know, stuff like that.
What women don't really care about whenthey see your place for the first
time, what you've got in therefrigerator really yeah, oh they care.
And who's going right to the bathroom, Like eventually you're going to see the
bathroom women probably right away. Womenhave to compete every five seconds. Maybe
it's like the number one thing thatyou will like that'll register. Yeah,

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you know. And it's unfair becausewomen's bathrooms are always a mess, a
mess that I have been in someroach and festive bathrooms. Study says it's
swearing at work could fight off stress. I should be the most stress free
person ever. If that's the zerostress. About thirty one million Americans won't
eat breakfast today. Yeah, surprise, it's not more than that. Yeah

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breakfast, who's got time? Accordingto a women's magazine, one of thirteen
ways to reduce stress is to rubyour ear lobes. Why would that work?
Oh, it's like probably like acupressureon your ear lobes. Yeah,
yeah, everywhere there's ways to distressby like like rubbing your jaw a certain

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way. Oh yeah, rubbing yourears job for me, your earlobe,
though, there's like I feel likethere's not even yeah, I mean,
I don't know. I just like, play with your ear ring. If
you got an earring to do withyour finger more than your ear like,
yeah, I don't know, andit distracts you. I don't know.
I don't know, but I feelso relaxed. Yeah. Somebody said that

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nine out of ten people if theytake their index finger and they rub it
really hard behind their ear, likeright in their ear lobe, and they
smell it, it'll smell like adiaper. Probably, But I I've done
this and it does not, Likeit doesn't smell good. I wouldn't say
a diaper. It doesn't smell likeanything. Wash them every day? Is
that a place that people are neverwashing? Probably? Don't forget to wash

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behind your ears. It is,I know, but like I don't But
if you're not washing, how doyou not wash behind your ears if you're
if you're shampooing right, you're almostlike just get it. You have to
almost be trying not to get that. Yeah, I think most people don't
like maybe it's like upside down.It doesn't Cleaning out your belly button like

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that would be something that had tobe more intentional. Now that smells like
a diaper. Yeah, And Iremember the first time, I was like,
oh my god. It was neverreally never really thought about it,
and and then I got a whiffof it. From now on, it's
like it's like the number one thing. It's before pits and butthole you're in,
yeah, belly, but yeah,you clean your belly button. And

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here I'll give you one more littlefun fact. The average married man sees
a chick flick four point two timesa year and isn't too happy about it.
Now, that is one of thoseprotests too much type things like yeah,
chick flick. Yeah, bro.There are certain things that are like
all right, man, like Ihave no interest in watching that, you

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know, but there are plenty ofquote chick flicks that are perfectly good movies.
Yeah, yeah, you know,there's other ones where it's just over
the top. Yeah, so Imean, name one that's a perfectly good
movie, right, Uh, Sleeplessin Seattle, okay, chick click when
Harry met Sally Yep, Serendipity,Serendipity that I love. Serendipa kissed Serendipity

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is a great movie, endless.Yeah, there's there's plenty of decent ones.
I'll watch it, but I won'tenjoy it. Yeah, give me
some brownie points. Fifty first dates, Yeah, well like them. Wedding
okay, wedding singers good? Okay. Is that a chick flick? Is
that just a comedy? That's agood question. Mmmmm. I mean it
leans chick flicky, but it's morejust a general comedy comedy, legal,

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legally blonde. Isn't that just comedy? More Jeff flick, It's just like
all. I mean, definitely leanschick flick blonde, definitely Cluse would be
a comedy, but it's also chickflick. Just friends. Yeah, I'm
trying to think of like thirteen Women. Oh, if that's a chick flick.
I like that movie Pretty Woman's achick flick. Yeah, I thought

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that was about prostitutes or anything withyou grant, it's about hooking. Yeah,
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into another new hour insensitivity training fora politically correct world. It's Tuesday.

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It's May twenty first, twenty twentyfour. Woodie, Ravy, Yeah,
ray menis seabat Sammy phones open eightseven seven forty four Wooding, get us
some of that text over to twotwo nine eight seven. We got the
menace Tuesday takeover. Oh boy,we haven't got a Tuesday takeover for a
while. This is year. Somebodyon the show they take the wheel and

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they have to do any kind ofsegment that they think will be entertaining,
interesting or whatever of value to thelistener that would be you, without the
input or ability for us to shutit down before it even makes it to
the air. Yeah, this iswhere we got Raccoon News. Yes,
you know, Raccoon News was bornfrom a Tuesday takeover. Yeah it was.

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Yeah. So man has had anidea for something that he wanted to
try, and it's a real funaudio. Yeah, real fun audio.
So it's all audio that was recordedor made by me, So it's not
something that I found on the internet, and it's kind of just like demo
tapes of ideas all right, alsomaybe ideas that we would run with later.
Well then I said turn it overto you, yep, and your
Tuesday takeover. Oh okay, we'regonna go ahead and get started. Okay.

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So the first idea that I haveis, uh, it's called are
y'all hiring? So if anybody's workedretail, there's always that random guy that
walks in and he goes, arey'all hiring? Right, He wasn't like
apply on the spot. He alwaysasks like the worst idea is like how

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much do you get paid? Likeautomatically, look what are the benefits and
and he's really not that interested.But something it was not fair questions for
retail jobs. It is, butyou kind of just kind of like the
proper way would be like, ohare you hiring? Where do I apply?
And then that's it. But alot of people this will ask some

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random worker the manager. Okay,okay, So that's what I decided to
do. This is an idea thatI kind of been pitching for Sea Bass
to do, but Sea Bass hasn'tbeen interested. So I thought I would
try and see how it goes.Okay, So I went into a business
and I asked, are you allhiring? All right, here's how it
went. You'all hiring? What?No? No, no, So this

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is our own business. We don'thave any business right now? You apply
online, sir, you see thebusiness. You don't have anything. Oh
what are you talking? Million business? I just you know, see you
got healthy. We don't have anywe don't have any website, nothing,
We don't have anything for a longcare this is not business. You're waiting

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for the summer. Yeah, I'llcome back in the summer. I dropped
something not bad. Thank thank youvery much. I appreciate it. What
kind of place was that this wasa gift shop and he was immediately not
interested for me to apply. Andat the end I knocked over a sign.

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Yeah that's not I want to workthere. Jam and the beer I
did not love the begies. Yeah, and how how if Manas walked in?
Would you not want to hire him? Right down there? Y'all?
Hire y'all? H you'd be awesome. Yeah, you're very bad. Yeah,

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he was not feeling it? Allright, what's next? All right?
The next one I have is,uh, now, Greg Gory just
want to let everybody know if youdon't know for some reason, Great Glory
is a gaye eleman. What sothese are our statements made by not a
gay a hole. Yeah gentleman,he's a really nice Now these are statements,

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so before anybody gets offended, theseare statements made by a gay man.
Now. Just recently, Greg wastelling everybody how if you don't order
just black coffee at a coffee shop, it's kind of again if you have
a mega complicated half calf right.Yeah, we got conversation about what Greg's

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expert opinion being that he is agay gentleman. He's a gay gentleman.
So I decided, like, okay, what about uh if Greg called the
coffee shop and made these statements,what would their feedback be? Oh,
okay, okay, all right,why are you talking? What? Oh?
I said? You got to seethe numbers on I see? All

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right, here we go. I'malready laughing. If you're a man and
you're ordering a complicated coffee, that'spretty gay. Anything more than just yes,
I'll have a coffee. Like ifyou're doing half this, half that,
half calf with with that's pretty gay'sgay? Half this, half that,

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half calf anything more than just yes, I'll have a coffee. Crazy?
Yeah, crazy, it's been solot. This falls crazy, Like
what are you talking about? What? Half this half that? Yeah?

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Yeah, yeah, well that's sofunny. All right. See next one,
alright, all right, what isit? Number seven? Yeah,
has a different numbering system than Yeah. Yeah, we'll have like all these
audio bits that we're skipping over.That's why I'm tripping. But anyways,
all right, the next one is, Uh, I had an idea like

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if we have the same show butdifferent voices, uh huh, And like
what about if our voices, likeRavey sounded different, Greg sounded different?
What do you sounded different? Andthis is the first version of it,
and it'd be like like cartoonish voices. Oh okay, so you just kind
of changed the picture the yeah,the style of the voices, the style

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of voices. Okay, same show, different voice. Here we go.
Get I'm right, and be thewinner of this round of the do you
like you? Okay? All right, here we go? Question number two?
What city is the TV show?The Office base? Easy, Larry's
gonna get it. I'll have faithin Larry on this one. No,
I won't no for Larry. Nofor Menace. That's for Sammy. What

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says you? Rave? Okay,Greg Gory, No for Larry. Confident
with let's see, yeah, let'ssay nice scran Pennsylvania. What is it?
Scratton, Pennsylvania, Scratton. Sothat's the old school way of doing

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it. Voice Yeah, And thenI go, okay, well, like
what about the AI version? Solike I was able to get some samples
of what, like what his voicewould sound like if I just uploaded his
audio and said, hey, doa different voice. So this is the
first voice that gave me just alittle sample. He got him right,
and be the winner of this roundof the d u i q sounds like

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Biden, whoa absolutely yeah, yes, the first thing I thought of.
Yeah him right, and be thewinner of this round of the d u
i Q. Okay, all right, here we go question number two?
And wow, weird right like Bidenin the nineties. Yeah, Biden doing
the duy q? Is the TVshow the Office Space? Easy, Larry's

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gonna get it, Larry. I'llhave faith in Larry in this one.
No, right, Wow. Itwasn't Biden's voice though, by the way,
but it sounds like it sounds justlike Biden. Yeah. And then
I go, okay, well let'stry a female voice. All right,
get him right and be the winnerof this round of the duy Q.
Okay, all right, here wego Question number two? In what city?

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Is the TV show The Office Base? Easy, Larry's gonna get it,
Larry. I'll have faith and Larryon this what we're going? Wow?
So yeah, I think I couldtake that to another level. I
do. Like I love the GregGory coffee call Me Too so far.
I think that is definitely my favoriteon on therefee. If you're a man

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and you're ordering a complicated coffee,that's pretty gay, anything more than just
yes, I'll have a coffee.Like if you're doing half this, half
that, half calf with whip,that's pretty gay gay half that half calf.
Anything more than just yes, I'llhave a coffee. Crazy? Yo,

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this guy crazy, he's crazy talkingabout great coffee. Wait wait,
what what's gag? The Woodie Show? All right, bump back everybody,
Yeah, a Tuesday Morning menace,his Tuesday takeover. Yeah, he's already

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been out there looking for a job. Yeah, y'all hiring. Yeah,
yeah, you're hiring, y'all hiring, you're hiring the whats No, no,
no, the old business. Wedon't have any business, like,
no, h you will fire online. So you see the business. Yeah,
you don't have anything. Yeah Isee nothing. Yeah nothing, look

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at this business. Yeah you seehow terribly we're doing. Yeah, why
why are you talking? Why areyou million business? Yea, why are
you talking? You do nothing?And then Greg Gory made the phone call
to the coffee place. Yeah youknow, because Greg's got opinions trying to
share it. If you're a manand you're ordering a complicated coffee, that's

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pretty gay. Anything more than justyes, I'll have a coffee. Like,
if you're doing half this, halfthat, half calf with whip,
that's pretty gay. What what's gay? It's a real fun audio with menace
continue. Yeah, and you know, it's always fun talking to my buddy

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half Baked, and before we didlike family feud questions, but I thought
it would be fun just to askhim random questions. Can't see what his
feedback would be. So here's thefirst random question with the setup. Say
whatever comes to mind to these randomquestions. Okay, ready, if you
were a dog, what kind ofdog would you want to be? The
Wiener dog? Why? Yes,yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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yes, bs Wien. What doyou want the mood for tonight? Yes?
Really? Oh wow? The baseballgame? Yes? Ween, yeah
you are now. Uh Bor mightneed to help us with this one,
because I have no idea what he'stalking about. I think he's talking about

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a toy or an action figure.I just say, what do you need
help with? Byes? This lastone, I asked him, you know
what's your most prized possession? Feedback? What is your most treasured possession?
I have so many I can't count, but I have a Starscream Ghost of

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Stars stream translucent Ebby exclusive from Japanworth like fifteen hundred dollars, and that's
mine and if anyone tries to takefrom me, I'm one. I'll bust
them up, all right. So, by the way, if you're just

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hearing half Bay for the first time, this is how he is. This
is how he sounds, that ishow he talks. That is not a
character. He's not. I mean, he is a character, but like
there is something. You know,he's got something going on, like the
jet. But I think that's aimportant figure. You know, what the
hell that is? Like? Whatis he talking about? That is a

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retail exclusive variant colored Transformer Starscream MasterpieceEdition. It is extremely limited and only
from Japan that I'll get. Whatis it? Is it actual? It's
like a high end adult toy,a Transformer, not a not an adult
toy. But you know he's gotan adult toy. Well you know,

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maybe he rated Ragi's close. It'sa Transformer, okay, And what does
it turn into a jet? Itwas it was one of the jet transformers.
Cool. That's pretty Lui, Yeah, really cool. And you try
to take yeah mess japan worth likefifteen hundred dollars. Next time you're talking.

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Sorry, next time you talk toHalf Big, you have to see
if he has any old videos ofhimself as a kid. I would love
to hear that. To hear,I will put some cookies out for videos
of him as a teenager. I'llsee if he has he has. Alright,
real fun audio, we're talking toHalf Baked. Yeah, here's the

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next question. I'll be exclusive,still going on, Yeah, yeah,
all right, here we go,next clip. What would peanut butter be
called if it wasn't called peanut butter, nut butter, nut butter? All
right? Okay, okay, cool, I mean that makes sense. Isn't
that what it's called? Anyway?They are called nut butter, nut butters,
nut butter. Yeah, no,I didn't know that cashw butter like

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there's no tons of butter. Allright, now this last question, I
thought, Wow, are Woody andHalf Big brothers? Or maybe is Half
Big like a secret son of Woody? You can check out this question.
All right? What's your biggest fearand why? My biggest fear is getting

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falsely accused of a crime didn't commit. Yeah, I feel you d wow,
that's kind of mind. Well,do you think that's a lot of
people's fear? I would think anybodywould be afraid of that. Yeah,
but I don't know that people areactively fearing it. Yeah. Yeah,
I mean it's not something I thinkabout every day, right, Yeah.

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I would think if it's your biggestfear, you would think about it pretty
often. Yeah, I mean,you know, because I realized what the
odds are, so I'm not thinkingabout Yeah, I mean hopefully, but
still realistic. Sure. You knowon like Borch dream about getting abducted by
aliens, that's well, that's dream. Yeah. I don't know if it's
sheer. Yeah, no, I'msaying it like whatever, like you know,

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whatever, they can do something thathe thinks about. Yeah, it's
just as realistic. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. True. There's
this great movie I think I've talkedabout it before. No, it has
Tom Selick. Oh. I thinkit's called An Innocent Man. And the
crops are doing a drug rate ona house. They have the wrong address,

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and they go to Tom Selek's house. He just so happens to have
just showered. He's blow drying hishair. They bust into his house,
realize they're in the wrong house.They plant a ton of cocaine in the
house. They shoot him because theyclaim they thought the hair dryer was a
gun. And then he goes toprison. Oh my god, he's completely
innocent and would he would have freakedout? Yeah wow, I mean anybody

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would. But when he got toprison, that's where he encountered. Yes,
totally. Now yeah, that's allthe audio have for today. I
don't know if we have time,but I do have some cookie taste tests.
If you're down cookie taste tests?What kind of cookies? I have
an Oreo peanut butter cookie, OreoOreo, lemon thins Oreo, uh,

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taramacuthans tamus, and then I havea Tara mus chipped the hoy Reese's mashups.
Oh you're down for any of those? Yeah of course, yeah.
Put them out of the feeding table. We'll try them out, okay,
and we'll let you know which ones, which ones are popping. Yeah,
there's a Medica's Tuesday takeover you guys. Yeah, I think I think the

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winners Greg's call. Yeah. Thosecracked me up. Yeah, just because
it's I make I love the guyon the other side. What's gay?
Huh? This is the show crapHi, welcome back man. It's brought

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in all these cookies. I did, and I'll be honest with you.
Yeah, the only one that I'vehad so far. Those lemon joints you
can hand waiting and the thins,the Oreo thins lemon flavor. Uh huh,
well, I actually try. Imight have had eight. Oh really,
which because of the thins, it'sonly like four regular oreos. They're

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like diet oreoles. They are theyare the moderation. I tried the chips
of Hoy They're good, right.The lemon is good, I like really
good. Yeah, once the lemonhits, it's good. Yeah. Chips
a Hoy smell. The chip isthe chips a Hoy Reese's. They're more
like I don't know, they smellmore like syrup or something syrup so good

(30:47):
like mapley. Yeah, I'm stillfinishing lemon joint. Hold on, let
me trying. I finished that up. Well. I tell you about this
story Land and sim Are you familiarwith the story rave? No, he
plays hockey for the London Nights.It's an OHL team. Oh god,
not the London Knights again. TheOntario Hockey League. Yeah, and uh.
Midway through the second period of hisgame, a defenseman on the other

(31:11):
team oshauwa uh threatened to break hisshoulder verbally threatened. Yeah, it came
up to him, threatened, I'mgonna break your shoulder because he's been dealing
with a shoulder injury. Oh right, And that's when sim land and Sim
told this punk, No, youwon't. You're too much of a pussy
to do that. Oh yeah,all right, oh right right, And

(31:33):
at that point, the other playerwho was just talking big about injuring him,
called over a ref tattled on Simfor calling him a pussy. Sim
was given a game misconduct for unsportsmanlike behavior. The next day, the
league suspended him for five games forviolating the league's diversity, maltreatment and bullying

(31:56):
policy. Wow, and it's pregamewarm up policy. Get the f out
of here. Isn't that part ofthe game is smack talk? I would
think, But like this is justwalked up and said I'm gonna I'm gonna
break his shoulder. Yeah what aboutthat? And the guy that's responded,
no, you won't. You wantto know why, because you're a pussy.
Yeah, that's why you're not goingto do it. And he proved

(32:19):
that he was, Yeah, wentand tattled to the ref hitting, Like,
what the hell guy who got threatenedis the one who got suspended.
Yes, correct, that makes alot of sense because he violated the league's
divert And how does that worsity?Yeah, that's a great ques. That's
called the what the diversity in theleague's diversity maltreatment and bullying policy. So

(32:44):
they probably feel like that's bully.Pussy is bullying, okay, But saying
you're gonna break his shoulder, likeyou're gonna give me your lunch money or
I'm gonna kick your ass's right.But I mean, think about hockey.
Most of the time, nine percentof the time, it's the retaliatory punch
gets the penalty, right, Soas he's retaliating calling this guy a pussy,

(33:05):
now he's the one in trouble.So dumb. So that's how hockey
works, stupid, Yeah, thatis hella dumb. Yeah. That's also
why in hockey, if somebody isinjured, they never specify it's an upper
body injury injury, but they neversay what it is because players will target
you when you come back. Youtry any other cookies, Greg, No,

(33:30):
I t do you try it?Okay? So I did try the
chips ahay Reese's mashup that you tried, Greg, right, it's mad,
but I didn't. There's no triedthe Oreo peanut butter pie regular joints.
I've had those, those are prettygood. It's this one. Oreole also
makes like a regular peanut butter Oreoand so it's the chocolate cookie with the

(33:52):
peanut butter layer the cream. That'sreally good. Yeah, okay, I'm
loving this one. Not very peanutbuttery, but delicious. Yeah, I
mean, how can you go wrong? Right? Okay, now now I'm
getting the peanut. Yeah, that'sgood. Another dude, someone needs to
sterilize Tyreek Hill. Dude, dude, Tyreek Hill. You know, he

(34:14):
played for the Kensey Chiefs for awhile, then he went to the Miami
Dolphins. Had to get He andhis wife recently announced that they are expecting
their first child together. So congratulationson that. Okay, but what numbers
did for Tyreek? This will betheir first child. It's going to be
Tyreek's eleventh kid. Oh eleven kidswith five different women, and four of

(34:38):
those kids were born just this year. Wow, it is it's May.
He's already had four kids born thisyear. This year that's why he had
to go to Miami to get moremoney. How this is the new Antonio?
Oh my god, that guy.Yeah. Imagine having three so blings

(35:00):
and you're all basically the same age. What is this? Is this the
Taramasou? Yeah? I hate this. It's not good. That's it's an
Oreo Thinramou. This is the worstone for sure. Yeah, this is
Antonio CARMARTI used to play for theJets and they were on Hard Knocks,
and you know, they're always doingthose little profiles on the different players.

(35:21):
And they started talking about family andhe's with this one woman now, and
you know, talking about all hiskids. He's trying to remember all his
kids. Listen. Yeah, Alazzowho is five. I have like seven
of them or five, kind ofkind of like Tyreek Hill, like they're

(35:42):
all born, right, Alazzo whois five. I have Karris who was
three. I have my my Journeywas just three, my daughter who just
turned three as of yesterday. Ihave another son named Tyler. Yeah,
so he turns three in December.He got another daughter that was born October

(36:08):
sixteenth, named London. Another daughterI was born named Leilani who's two years
old, and I have my newbornwith my wife. My name is Jersey.
Yeah, all right. I wonderif they're still married. I wonder
how many of those kids already havekids, because that was a while ago.

(36:29):
Yeah, he's your grandfather probably,oh, probably great grandfathers. Remembering
the names though, that's pretty there'sgot to be a couple. He forgot.
Why would you want eleven kids?Oh? I don't know. Maybe
you have a farm and you needfarm hands. Is it a mental thing?
It's no, I don't know whatit is. It's a stupidity thing.

(36:50):
It's a wickless thing. My wifehas one relative and they're they're very
sweet. They've been together for along time and they have like ten or
eleven something like that, a tonof kids, like just constantly getting pregnant
and at some point like what areyou doing? Are you a billionaire?
And I don't know that that's thequestion, and forget that, like do

(37:14):
you have do you have the timeand the attention those kids? Or is
it just one of those Well theolder kids are taking care of they're getting
they're getting too big to cuddle.Got to have another one. Like people
who only like puppies or kittens andthey get too big and they're like they
kind of lose interest and you gottahave another puppy or another kitten, the

(37:34):
latest and greatest. Right, Icouldn't keep track. There's one person we
knew, and you know they kindof hid under the under the cloak of
religion saying, well, you knowit's all part of God's plan. Well,
if it was part of God's plan, why are you taking fertility drugs,
like constantly injecting you know that's notpart of Like that wasn't part of

(37:58):
God's plan. I understand, Like, Okay, you're super religious, you're
not using protection, you're doing therhythm method or and whatever happens happens.
It's God's plan. Yeah I don'tbuy it, but okay, fine that
works for you. I can't.You can't argue that God's plan if you're
you know, giving yourself the injectionright to make it happen. Yeah,
no way, Yeah, I meanyou could do whatever you want. I
just wonder, like, is thatmental? Well when eleven comes God,

(38:22):
Yeah, yeah, eleventh kid,they all get along hopefully. Yeah.
Would you rather be an only childor have nine brothers and sisters? Only
child? Really? Yeah? Definitelyyeah, me too. Yeah, I
would love to have a really,I think it would be fun. Yeah,
even if you were number nine.Yeah, number nine would be the

(38:43):
best. You'd have so many peopledoing stuff for you, and you're the
baby, right all right, everybodyelse got in trouble before you. Yeah,
right, So parents are used toit. But if you were seven,
Yeah, what if you're like reallystuck in the middle, like five'll
be cool. You have older siblings. Younger siblings would be fun, be

(39:04):
fun. Now. My sister inlaw is one of ten. She loved
it. Yeah, yeah, Imean my dad's one of ten. I
think it would be awesome. Iknow though from people that have a large
family. As they get older,with that many people, there is a
lot of drama. Oh yeah,yeah, definitely happen with my dad and
brothers and sisters, right. Ithink when you're younger, it's super fun.

(39:27):
Yeah, when you're older, there'salways a sibling you don't even speak
with anymore. Yeah, that kindof scenario. It just seems old timey
to have so many kids, Ohfor sure, you know, because I
think in the old timey days youliterally did do it right because you had
a farm, right, I hatedfarm hands. I mean, my dad
was one of ten kids, Ithink, because you know, my grandma
is just so irresistible. Yeah,through that, you know, and she

(39:50):
just had to have it. Youknow. It's like it's Friday. You
know what we're doing. It's down, it's ankles up Friday, right.
Her legs were exhausted all the timeto make another one, time to make
the donuts. Harold, Come on, Harold, let's go, and we
are into another new hour insensitivity trainingfor a politically correct world. It is

(40:14):
Tuesday morning, May twenty, twentytwenty fourth. Thanks for being here.
It's the Woodie Show. I'm Woodie. That would be Raving Bail, great
Gorey. Good morning to good morningWoody. There's a menace? What is
up? Woody? Of course SeaBass is on location. He's doing that
movie shoot this weekend next week.But then we'll be checking in with him
again. We got Sammy, goodmorning. I want to try something out.

(40:37):
We have a new feature now we'reable to check in with bored from
direct from his room and have beenrunning here anymore. Yeah. I love
that the engineers set it up.I think I could talk to Morgan now.
Wow, she's in the other studio. Can you hear me? Hello?
Wow? Wow, Hello, thisis so cool. Wow. Yeah,
but how lonely are you? Yeah? Less now yeah, exactly only

(41:00):
now it's almost like you're here.I know it. I can see in
the board studio. I cannot seeinto Morgan studio. Right. Yeah,
we're got to the window. We'regoing to figure that out. Window there.
How's the feeling in there? How'sthe weather? It sounds good like
whatever you know it does. Itsounds goods writing cookies up in here?
I know. Oh yeah you shouldpop in next door. Yeah and grab

(41:22):
a cookie for the cookie run off. Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
It works excellent. Nice. Howare you? I'm doing great? How
y'all did okay? Yesterday? Iwas kind of worried about her. Yeah.
I was really tired yesterday. Longweekend all right. Oh yeah,
I was like, oh, Ithought we're gonna go on a Morgan crisis.
MATHI I go, I go,Morgan? Are you high? Because

(41:43):
I barely open My eyes were swollen. I did a lot of crying on
something. Yeah, it's a healthything to do, that is. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm fine. Nothing nothingbad happened, just normal life things,
you know, had to release,So now I get it. So
Yeah, life is good. Ihave no complaints. Sometimes you don't even
want to talk about anything. Youjust want somebody to ask. Yeah.
I guess that's like you want tofeel like somebody cares, like, even

(42:06):
if you don't feel like really talkingabout it, at least somebody like that
up like noticed that someone was goingon. It was like, hey,
you're right. Yeah. Sometimes that'sall it takes to, you know,
kind of get you over it.Ravey does that why are you being such
a little bit? Yeah? What? And it helped? Are you being
such an ahole? Right? Youhelped you and all those feelings and it

(42:28):
helped feelings. Anyway, This iscool. I like this, love it.
Yeah, And Borton, we talkedto you too. Look at this.
This is amazing. Hi. Howyou doing. It's like a real
showing, weird talking. It's likeeverything works. I know you. It's
pretty cool, weird, pretty cool. A couple other headlines for you this
morning that uh, that chip ofidiots that crashed and clapped the bridge in

(42:52):
Baltimore. Finally they called refloated andthey towed it back to the port yesterday.
However, the twenty one crew membersstill not allowed off the ship.
Why not? I don't know,Like, are they not documented in some
way? Like yeah, I don'tthink they have a proper paperwork. So
you know, if you go ona cruise and you pull into a port,
you have to have the right documentationto get off the boat, right,

(43:14):
temporary, So they probably don't havewhatever that is because they weren't planning
on right. Hopefully they have food. Well yeah, I mean they're they're
taking care of him with supplies andeverything. But yeah, fifty five days
they've been on this boat. Oh, not allowed to leave the boat just
yet, but would drive me insane. So they had to sit on the
boat when they blew it up inthe front. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(43:36):
They had their cell phones taken awaytoo, for like an investigation or
something. I thought. Really yeah, even on red Lobsters officially filed for
bankruptcy you guys right, eh,Yeah. The company said more than they
got one billion dollars in debt inless than thirty million in cash on him.
Yes, And so they're planning tosell the business to their lenders and

(43:59):
they'll continue to close restaurants. Ohmy god, probably the end of Endless
Shrimp. You endless shrippers. No, it's not. It's not our fault.
It's gotta be No. No,there are people that are way better
at endless shrimp than you are,and you're good at it. No.
My point is they put it onthe regular menu. That's where they screwed

(44:20):
up. Well, that's what I'msaying. If they would have just left
it as a special thing, Iwas always there for the special thing.
I'd wait for that banner to goup on the side of the building.
I'd be ripped out and I'd makea trip for endless shrimp. And then
they left it on all the time. Yeah. Yeah, and then they
decide because everybody loves endless shrimp,Like we get Woody there, it's endless

(44:42):
shrimp. Maybe he'll come here moreif there's always the endless shrimp option.
And I mean they got they gotmurdered on that. Like if they try
to do like a like an airportfast food type thing you just walk up
to and you're like, I wantto shrimp basket it in French fise.
Do you think that would work likea red lobster airport location. Yeah,

(45:04):
instead of like a sit down likea grab and you're gonna take your shrimp
basket to the plank. I'm notgoing to I'll never do that a shrimp
basket. I want to cheddar biscuits. One on a flight, I went
to a you know, a shakeshack. Yeah, and I had it
there, But would like a fastlobster work. I mean, not like

(45:25):
a lobster dinner if they downsized andnot restaurant. You mean like where you
could sit down and get like alobster tail. Yeah, quick version,
quick version. I mean, Imean, I'm saying, if I see
that in the airport, I'm goingthat's where you're Yeah, yeah, you're
also the guy going to the BubbaGump shrimp. Yeah. I do love

(45:45):
some shrimp, but if it's quick, but I mean an airport option,
hell yeah, you know. Uh. This twenty year old guy, his
name is Gerangelo san Ja okay Satanaokay, Jorangelo Sana. He's a college
pitcher okay for Mississippi State, anddude, everybody's talking about this guy.

(46:10):
Yes, he's in a major.He's an amazing pitcher. But he can
throw a ninety five mile an hourfastball with his right hand and a ninety
three mile an hour fastball with hisleft hand. Yeah, I have heard
about this guy. Really cool?Is that? How is he not in
the majors already? I don't know. He's twenty years old. So Gerangelo

(46:31):
Jay, that's a weird name.J U R R A n G E
l O S Gerangelo Sania ches Eitherway, why are we wasting time?
Mississippi State? That's pretty cool.That's freaking awesome speed. Then I still
need another pitcher too, though.He can't just be whipping fastballs with both

(46:51):
hands, I know. But ifhe's gone from left to go, I
wonder how the rules go that hecan switch. That's a great question.
Are you allowed to I'm sure youcan pitch with whenever hand do you want
to? Like, so, onthe first pitch, could you throw right
handed? Second pitch throw left handed? Like? What do you do with
your glove? Or do you haveto good question? Or do you have
to commit to each batter? Hecould probably change, you know, because

(47:12):
a batter could be a switch hitter. He has a special multi handed glove,
so he can change from his lefthand to his right. So I
guess it's up to him, right. But what I'm saying, like,
do you have to commit to onthis batter, I'm going to pitch right
handed? I doubt it, no, because again, yeah, batners can
switch at that. There's an ambidextrousrule now in the major leagues, okay,

(47:34):
which is in the majors and theminers because some other guy could do
it. His name was Pat vanDetti. Okay, so what what's the
rule that you can yeh, whateveryou want. Rule essentially requires an ambidextrous
pitcher to declare what hand he willpitch to to a batter before the at
bats starts. Okay, so forthat throw that way the entire at bata

(47:59):
so that bat because otherwise, likeI said, let's say you get this
guy's in the mound and you havea switch hitter at the plate. He's
like, all I'm gonna throw aright hand. He's like, all right,
I'm a bad left hand. Allright, fine, I'm gonna throw
left hand. I'm gonna gonna goback and forth. Yeah. Have you
ever tried to throw a ball withyour left hand? Yeah? The most
awkward the wick thing on earth?Sorry, checks, have you been following

(48:22):
what's happening with catching about how they'relike going super close and going too close
and that guy broke his hand becausehe got hit with the bat. Oh
yeah, they're like okay, yeah, Yeah, they're having all the catchers
like get up closer because it's harderto see if if it was a ball
or a strike. And they thinkthat they're going to change the rules next

(48:44):
year because all the catchers are doingit now. But yeah, I've seen
a lot of catchers getting hit thisyear. Yeah, because they're getting super
close. I remember going to baseballcamp as a kid and they always bring
these major leaguers in. They alwaysbrings and the catchers would always say,
it's the easiest path to the majors. Really, yeah, to be a

(49:06):
catcher. Nobody wants to do it. Yeah, so crouch, your knees
are going to be shot. Yeah. This is back when you can get
blown up at home plate. Ican't do that now. Used to be
like if you're coming barreling down third, yeah, you wanted to try to
knock the ball loose. Can't dothat anymore. Oh, I know a
stressful position. You remember it becausethere was a guy when I was a

(49:30):
kid. I thought it was socool. He had one hand. The
one hand it put Greg abb andI think his name, Ye remember that
guy? Yeah, legend. Yeah. So he would throw and then his
glove would as soon as he letthe ball go, he'd slide his glove
onto his pitching hand that way hecan you know, field and as soon
as he would like catch the ball, he'd do the whole transfer to his

(49:51):
nub and then be able to grabthe ball and make the throw to first
base or you know wherever. Prettycool. Yeah, he played for a
long time too. That was hisname, right, Greg Abbott? I
think it was, isn't that?I believe it is Jim Abbot, Jim
Abbott, Yeah, abit, GregAbbott, I think is Greg Gabbot,

(50:12):
Governor of text. Yeah, ohokay, that's where I'm getting it.
I've never seen this. He's inthe news a lot. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, that's why. That's whyI came to mind. Jim Abbott.
Yeah, all right, one handedpitcher. Yeah, pretty cool.
Chicks loved him. That eight sevenseven four wood He hit up of the
text over to two to nine eightyseven. More Woody shows coming up.

(50:36):
We do have a brand new rednecknews before the break though the wood He
Show. If you've got more dogsthan teeth, that's ritch big news.
Today's redneck news is from Saint Louis, Missouri. For the cops. Greg,
You're gonna like this one. Okay. They found him eight year old

(50:57):
boy driving a car. Lucky well, his mother slept in the back seat
with his three year old brother.So this is downtown Saint Louis. They
noticed the car was on the wrongside of the road and if they you
know, they saw a little manthere behind the wheel and when they got
him to stop, they asked himwhat he was doing. Why drive it?
And he explained to the nice officershow his mom said that she could

(51:20):
no longer drive and instructed him totake over. Okay, sounds familiar,
right, that's what I thought ofyou. I love it now. The
whole time they're talking, mom isstill unconscious, passed out in the back
of the car. I think itgoes without saying that the three year old
wasn't buckled in a car seat either, Probably not. So Mom arrested,
taking the jail, kids drove themselveshome. Kidding, kidding. And that

(51:45):
is from Saint Louis, where thecops busted an eight year old driving around
town with his mom passed out inthe back seat and that is today.
He's right, Nick. Now thatkid will have a story for the rest
of his life. Does right andjust be like, look back at it
fondly. Yes, right day hecould no longer live with his mom.

(52:07):
The show. Greg's parents would havehim drive when they were drunk, and
he was like, what thirteen thirteenhe was a teenager. Yeah, and
they had friends from out of townthis one time, and they're all sitting
in the back of the station wagonwhile I was driving home and they're going
yeah. It was one of myfavorite memories. It's called living in America.

(52:29):
Meanwhile, here I am like anidiot pretending to drive the tractors at
the seers right. Yeap, moron, idiot driving a real car show.
We were just talking about that onepicture. We're talking about a couple of

(52:51):
pictures. Ye Jim Abbott, whowas the one handed picture back in the
day, and then uh Terangelo Singja, who was a picture for Mississippi State.
He throws a ninety five mile anhour heater with his right hand and
a ninety three mile an hour fastballwith his left. Truth awesome, pretty
impressed. But there's another picture inthe news. Sammy, former Red Sox

(53:15):
Pitcher. Yeah. Yeah, hewas caught in a child predator sting.
Thought it's gonna be with a fourteenyear old girl. Whoops, it was
a swarm of cops. What aidiot, Oh god, dumbass. And
then there was a home teacher inArkansas who was just sentenced to thirteen years
in prison for having sex with aseventeen year old student. The teacher,

(53:38):
she's married with kids, appeared onGood Morning America back in twenty twenty,
was surprised by her students who weresaying goodbye after her class was canceled during
the pandemic, which was touching ofthe kids, right, I mean what
the kids did for the teacher onGMA with touching, Yes, getting jeck.
Wow, at least she got prisontime. Yeah, man's what's the

(54:00):
what's the flight news you were sayingright for the break? Oh, Craig
is not gonna like it. Sobreaking news that there was a flight out
of London that hit a little turbulenceso much so that somebody died. Oh
my god, what devil? Yeah, from turbulence. Yeah, sometimes they
tell you to keep your seat beltson during that light. I do,

(54:22):
and because you never know. Outof nowhere it can get pretty rough,
and I'm guessing that's what happened.I don't know the full report, but
yeah, I said thirty people wereinjured too. Yeah, I've heard people
were getting injured and people die,one dead, several hurt. Oh my
god, damn. Oh so Craig, Yeah, let's go on a flight

(54:45):
when we go on never never again. Well, there was a flight on
its way to Chicago got diverted becausesomebody got their laptop stuck in a seat
and they couldn't get it out,and so they had to land the plane
because they didn't want the laptop tocatch fire from the lithium ion batteries.
Okay, that's a little much.That's like, what would it catch fire

(55:07):
if it wasn't right, like,all of a sudden it's stuck, therefore
it'll catch fire. Yeah, it'smaking any sense. I mean maybe if
it uh, I guess, maybeif you if it's wedged in there and
it's something. Yeah, I don'tknow. I mean better safe than sorry,
Yeah, I guess. So itwas an international flight too, so
extra pay in the ass. Iforgot to share with you. I did

(55:30):
take a Spirit flight and there wasalmost a fight on there for the first
time that got to witness for youold to one of the fly attendants because
he was like, I don't know. He was like pushing people out of
the way to get to the frontof the plane to try to put his
bag in a like overhead bind becausewhere he was sitting it was full.

(55:50):
And she was like trying to saylike, hey, you know, we'll
give you some time to put thebag away, and he's like, slap
me, slap me, punch shouldbe hit me, do whatever you want,
And everyone around is like, whatare you talking about? Come on?
Yeah? What an a hole shotthat kicked them off? Yeah.
I got my phone out ready torecord, but nothing. Dang. Has

(56:14):
anybody watched this Ashley Madison documentary?No, because my wife brought it up
to me yesterday. I know peopleare talking about it. Yeah, people
are talking about it. I watchedthe trailer and it didn't look that interesting
really I started. I probably watchedabout half of it. I think it's
three episodes. Really, it justgets it's a little redundant. Three episodes,

(56:36):
right, and it made me veryangry, Like ye, the way
that they're rationalizing this, like peopleare gonna cheat anyway. Yeah, well
I'll give them a place to meetpeople. The reason I watched it though,
because the whole thing was fullam nowoman on there? Right? All
right, fellas, there's all thesechicks that are dying to cheat, are
they right? And they need togo online to find someone to cheat with.

(56:59):
Yeah, okay, common sense isYeah, so it was all dudes
who signed up, right. Thedocumentary goes into all this. It does,
so all these dudes sign up findpeople to have a discrete affair with
literally millions of people like dudes.Yeah, yeah, millions of dudes,
I mean. And so women,they talked to some guys that did meet

(57:21):
women on there and the uh andthis one woman who worked for the company
was talking about how, like onthe daily, they were creating these fake
female accounts to be on the siteand just to keep people juice and keep
the guys, keep them, yeah, keep them paying. And then they
offered for all right, look,maybe you've had a change of heart.

(57:43):
You're not looking to uh, you'renot looking to cheat now, and so
you want all your information off thesite. Well for nineteen ninety five,
wow, we could scrub all yourinformation off the site. And so they
took everybody's money. But then theynever did that. And then there was
that big data breach remember years ago, five years, six years ago,
whatever it was, and all thenames and the email the names were all

(58:07):
out there, right, and everybody'slike scrubbing through it and trying to find
anybody of note that they knew.Yeah, anybody that they knew. There
was a couple I forget. Yeah, good names, but yeah, I
just I don't get, like,why would people be interested in documentary knowing
that it was fake? The onesthat I wanted, the one that I
want to see was the ditty websitesthat paid women to go on dates with

(58:30):
guys, Like that's way more interestingon that word. And they also had
these examples on that documentary where womenwould go through their husband's credit card statements
and see, you know, AshleyMadison or this website on there. They
would call and say, I don'trecognize this charge, and the people at
Ashley Madison, the customer service reps, would say, we represent a whole

(58:52):
range of different websites, it's notnecessarily Ashley Madison. We'll go ahead and
take that fee off. Then theywould contact the husband and be like,
hey, you need to open anothercredit card. Yeah. Ok. And
they knew that they were, youknow, the customer service reps were told,
you know, just line of thewives now that this would be interesting
for Sammy, Like if you everwanted to relocate, Yeah, here's where

(59:14):
all the cheaters are. Which thisis actually legitimate information because it's like they
could see where the most dudes aresigning up. So if you want to
find a guy who will cheat onyou, all these cheaters, yeah,
because they're good people, because weknow how tolerant you are of that whole
thing. Columbus, Ohio number one. Wow, Columbus is nice, followed
by Miami, Orlando, Vegas,Atlanta, Richmond, Virginia, Cincinnati,

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Minneapolis, Saint Paul, Tampa,and Buffalo. That's the top ten.
Okay. Outside of that number eleven'sPittsburgh, Spokane a number twelve. You
got Cleveland, Denver, Baton,Rouge, Louisiana, Tucson, Arizona,
Colorado, Springs, Austin, Texas, Boise, Idaho, Wichita, Kansas.

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A lot of woody show cities ontheir guys, Yeah, so much
cheating. A lot of woody showcities, oh boy, on that list,
Thanks Sammy, no, well,you could pretty much live anywhere,
you know, she brought your demo. They also talked to this one guy
whose wife knew he was on AshleyMadison because they had an open marriage,
and they don't tell you that untillike half an hour into the first episode.

(01:00:28):
Yeah, he said, I wasso excited to meet the first woman
and I was nervous but excited.And then you find out his wife is
well aware of it. She alsohas affairs, and I thought, well,
that's not a good example. Sothey did offset that with a guy
who met the love as a loveof his life, fell in love,
had a babies and all that,and then he decided to join Ashley Madison.

(01:00:49):
He said he was so thirsty atthe time. You put your real
name, real phone number, room, and he's like, I was such
an idiot, totally destroyed his marriage. More on six to six says,
my wife and I got into ahuge argument watching it. Do not watch
this with your spouse. Yeah,no, kidding. Interesting What would you
find about well, because it probablymakes people like let me, let me,

(01:01:12):
let me uh, let me usethis example. Okay, you know
the show Homes on Homes of course, with Mike Homes love Mike homes.
Yeah, so we're we're talking homeand proven stuff now, guys. All
right, so Mike Holmes this guy, and he makes it right. So
he fixes all the bad problems contractorsand home builders and cutting corners and you
know, not doing things be toadand everything else, leaving people high and
dry. Comes in and fix itall, does it properly right. And

(01:01:36):
he's going around showing people what's wrongand why it's wrong and how it should
be and why. And while you'rewatching this, all you're thinking about is
what's wrong with my house? Right? So when you're watching this, you're
thinking like like you might think,well, yeah, wait, last week
you came home late and say whatYeah, it gets you crazy, and
that it's it's momentary insanity. Who'sthis new Facebook friend? Right? The

(01:02:00):
reviews are really bad. Someone says, I watched it. It's really interesting,
way more real women what he isacting. It has a thirty three
percent audience score, but everyone isso unlikable it makes it hard to watch.
That is so true. That seemswhat like the audience is saying,
too, well, it's got tobe somebody who likes cheaters like salmon.
Of course, Samy would love it. It's this shady shady as look good.

(01:02:22):
I don't support it. I mean, so they're on there cheating,
But does that mean they're a badperson. No, not really, No,
they're good people. There's a lotof people cheat, that's the reality.
Yeah, a lot of people.So what if it's on their wife
who got a couple of kids athome? Maybe you know, so what?

(01:02:45):
Yeah, so what you know,it's like, it's not so what,
it's well, well they're good,you know, good people deep down.
Yeah yeah, mistake yeah yeah,yeah yeah sure eight seven seven forty
four wood He and some of thetext over to two to nine eighty seven
will be right back the Woody Show. So, uh, Raybe has a

(01:03:09):
friend whose iPhone was stolen got anew one, And I'm not sure what
to do in this situation because youknow, even though you could see where
your phone is, they always tellyou don't go to trying to find because
he was showing me on his newphone where his old phone is and where

(01:03:30):
is it just traveling around whenetka,you know where, like we're here and
it's just like I have, likeI thought, once you got a new
iPhone, like that phone would beshut down and you couldn't track it anymore
because it's the same number. Usuallywhen he gets stolen, they just turn

(01:03:52):
it off. It's I'm confused,Like I don't understand why you can stay
how can a goo? Is itstolen? Though? Two weeks? Really
they're charging it? Yeah? Andis there any activity on the account?
Like did they call their cell phoneprovider and tell them it was stolen or
lost? I can see where itis, Like why wouldn't you have the

(01:04:13):
service showing? I mean obviously hewent to the Apple Store to get a
brand new phone because that old phonewas stolen, so they know. Yeah,
but he'd say, hey, phonestolen, shut it off because otherwise,
like why would they keep charging it? So like do you have to
go then contact your provider after youget your new phone like AT and T
or Verizon? I would think soMobile? Yeah, I don't know.

(01:04:38):
Yeah, it's like why doesn't allthat stuff happen at the Apple store?
All right, let's keep it real. Is this your trainer again? No,
No, it's neighbor ra trainer isnot the sharpest. But what good
would it do to steal anybody's iPhone? Like if I question how could I

(01:04:58):
use it every day? You stealit to sell it? But who would
buy that? Someone who thinks thatyou're the owner of the phone, and
I sell it to you. Youthink that I'm just getting rid of my
old phone, trying to get moneyfor it. Right, so that you
buy it. I've got your money, so I've made out as the person.
But I mean, now you're theone stuck with the stolen phone.

(01:05:21):
You try to activate it, it'snot going to work. Right. If
I'm buying a phone from a privateparty, I would try it out first
and then realize, oh, Ican't get into this. Oh and look,
Hiory, I must try this phone. Yeah, I know we're in
a parking lot after Facebook marketplace,but that's what I'm saying. I understand
here. If it were I'm gladyou're making my point for me and this

(01:05:43):
and then most people want that transactionto be very quick because they don't know
who the person is that's showing up. I'm not going to get rolled,
is what they're thinking. Yeah,I would buy a phone off a private
party. People do that's lame.My son just sold a Lego BB eight.
Okay, you don't need a passcodeto get into it. No.
What I'm saying like people buy Iwonder like who bought this? Right,

(01:06:05):
That's what I'm wondering. The boxcould have had a brick in it.
Who knows? Is iPhone just travelingaround every day, isn't it? It
is weird. I don't get it. I don't get how it's not shut
off? Is there a phone passwordprotected? Yeah? How does the person

(01:06:26):
get into it? At? It'svery confusing, That's what I'm so confused.
I mean, the first thing Iwould have done, I would have
called cell phone provider. I toldhim he was stolen shut off. You
could also if you go into tofind my, uh. And that's how
we can see it being tracked isthrough the find my on the new iPhone.
Yeah, but you can you canwipe it though. You can wipe
that phone remote. Yeah. Wonderif erase all of its contents and which

(01:06:49):
would then reset, you wouldn't beable to see it anymore in the map
all this that fund's gone? Yeah, so many knews. Yeah, Oh
my god, this is the show. It's crazy. I don't remember what
we talked about right before the breakOh cheaters. Yeah, so when you

(01:07:16):
walk up to me at an eventor something. You go, hey,
man, I was the guy thatcalled in and said whatever you said,
and I loved lost no offense.I don't remember what the hell we just
talked about right before the break either. That's every day after work. I
know this just happened like less thanten minutes ago. Like I get it

(01:07:40):
after the show, but like,right, if I don't take notes,
I wouldn't have known we just talkedabout. Oh my god. I'm usually
way more on top of things,but like my mind is mush anyway with
whatever's going on with me recently.But then also I'm fighting whatever this up
is. It's got me sounding likeall horse like you know, this frog

(01:08:03):
in my throat. It's pissing meoff, and so I'm like very distracted.
I apologize everybody. You're probably dying. I probably am. Probably,
Yeah, I did have that,Definitely, I did have that thought.
Yeah, because all right, soI'm like, wow, I have this
like sore throat because it's because I'vebeen trying to like clear and cough and

(01:08:25):
get whatever this is out, soI know why it's sore. But of
course I read something about this guywho all of a sudden out of nowhere
had throat cancer, and I'm like, that's probably what it is. Probably
that's exactly what happened. Just justread it yesterday. And then I thought
about Terrek el Musa from HG TVand about how you know, I'm feeling

(01:08:47):
around for my f and thyroid rightand somebody, And I'm like, how
do you know if it's big ornot? Exactly? I don't know what
it's big. What does it feellike on a normal day. I don't
know who normally you know, fingeryour lymph, your lymph, No,
I don't know them, And Idon't know if that's big or I do

(01:09:11):
the same thing. It's so dumb, I don't know. So yeah,
all right, cheaters. That remindsme. Okay, so now I know
I was gonna say. People wantedto know why Sammy such a defender of
cheaters. Was she a cheater?No, she wasn't a cheater, which
is why this is so much surprise, why it's so surprising to us.
She was cheated on, and soshe should be. As far as I

(01:09:33):
know, I have not been cheatedon, Like maybe I was, I'm
not aware of it. If Iwas, But man, do I hate
me some cheaters. I just don'tunderstand it. I think it's a rotten
thing to do. I really do. I can't imagine the guilt that you
live with. I feel guilty.I feel guilty about stuff. Shouldn't even

(01:09:53):
feel guilty for I can't imagine ifI did something like that, I would
be crushed with guilt. Guilt,huh, interactively don't have guilt, no
until they're caught, right, Soif I was just cheating on man,
would I'd be angry? And she'sjust like, eh, well, I'm
well, I've been to plenty oftherapy now, I guess to have gotten

(01:10:14):
to that point. Of of course, I wasn't like that at first.
When I had news like that,I was freaking out. But I think
that there's a lot of things inrelationships that go wrong, and and that
so many people can be like,I'm the good one. I didn't cheat,
but kind of were you? Whatelse were you doing in the relationship
or whatever? And so you wereasking for it is what you're saying,
No, no, no, no, because it doesn't have to do with

(01:10:38):
that. I guess. I don'tknow. I don't know if you were
correctly you also, you weren't eventhough you weren't cheating, you weren't a
perfect person, right, exactly exactly, But I think that doesn't mean I
kind of different. I have adifferent maybe kind of the same outlook.
I don't think I can ever controlsomebody, right, No, yeah,

(01:10:59):
So like if that's why I wouldn'tbe angry if I found a obviously,
I'm like, oh, okay,they cheated. I don't think you could
ever stop anybody from that. Iagree with you, That's what I'm saying,
Like, I understand that there's nothingsomeone's gonna cheat on you. They're
gonna cheat on you. That's whyI'm not sitting around actively worrying about it.
It's still pissed me off. Sure, Yeah, of course i'd be
angry. I'd be really angry.But if it's somebody else in you're like,

(01:11:21):
yes, you'd be super angry,especially if it's somebody that you're in
a relationship with. But if it'sa sibling, a best friend, if
you're a kid and one of yourparents cheated on the other and that's why
they're not together anymore, For youto have the outlook of everybody who cheats
as a piece of trash, thatcould be cutting out so many people in
your life who that's not really equatedto the relationship you have with less obligations,

(01:11:44):
less birthday cards. I gotta gobuy and overnight. Yeah, screw
you, bro, that's right.Yeah, I guess agree with that.
The guy in that documentary of AshleyMadison who destroyed his marriage over it,
said that he started cheating because hekind of missed that spark of a new
relationship. He missed the excitement.Well, then talk to your wife and
say, hey, let's spice thingsup and try x y Z. Let's

(01:12:08):
break up or yeah, I knowyou need this in my life again.
So I think we should go inour separate ways, right or break up?
Yeah? Man, so I agreeit is a bad person's doing.
Yeah. Is this a lymph?Yeah? Swollen? I mean it looks
like a grapefruit. What are youthinking here, is Sammy. It's okay.

(01:12:38):
You're on the right track and we'reinto another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's Tuesdaymorning, it's May twenty first, twenty

(01:13:01):
twenty four. Thank you for beinghere giving us some of your valuable time
this morning. Appreciate that. I'mwoody. That's Ravy. Hello, there's
Greg Gory. Yeah, menace,Good morning to you. Good morning,
Woody. Sea. Bass is onset of the movie that he is filming
for the next couple of weeks.We'll be checking in with him randomly for
the rest of this weekend. Nextweek, Sammy is here, Marty.

(01:13:24):
Phones are open eight seven seven fortyfour. What you can hit us up
with the text over to two twonine eight seven. Here's a text that
just came through during the break.Oh my god, it's spicy taco Tuesday.
I woke up to my husband tryingto get freaky with me. Not
so bad, right wrong. Hemade jalapeno poppers last night and there's still

(01:13:45):
a residue on his hands. Ohhas that happened to anyone there? I'm
about to put milk on my huha. No, It's definitely happened. When
I've been slicing peppers, I've rubbedmy eye. Go to the bathroom.
I forgot yeah, and then itwas like, oh my god, right
on fire, I've done it tomyself, right to myself. All you

(01:14:05):
have on that area not that welllike Greg's talking about. Then you go
to the bathroom and you're not reallythinking about it. Yeah, it's like
what fire. Yeah, never onmy peepee, but like definitely in the
corner of my eye, like yougo to rub my eye, like,
ah, I've definitely had lava pepeYeah, yeah, I've had a lava
lava pee And I've like like,you know there for a second and then

(01:14:29):
you're like, oh great, yep, I was just slicing peppers. Cool,
this is awesome. See now I'mjust picturing her pouring milk on her
who has all right, yeah,right, incorporate that into your love making.
Yeah, you got milk, Butdoes that residue usually last on your
hands from last night till more?Does your husband not wash his hands?
I don't know. I don't know. He sounds like a dirty guy.

(01:14:54):
You might want to have a chatwith your husband and his hand washing techniques.
Speaking of again, stuff in youreye. The stuff that cripples me
is his sun tan burns. Gladyou're applying, though, destroys me,
Like take a chance with the cancer, right, Glad you're applying at minat
Oh god, it's the worst.Just do the spray stuff. A follow

(01:15:16):
up to our conversation about cheaters,this woman she brought her puppy to the
vet. Okay, and little babywasn't feeling well. They had that look
on their face. You just tellthem not feeling well. I hate that
they did. The x ray realizedthat he had eaten something that was caught
in his system, so they didan emergency surgery. They pulled the object

(01:15:40):
out. It was a thong,they told the owner, but she didn't
understand because she does not own athong. And that's how she found out
there her husband was having an affair. Whoa along to the other chick.
Oh my god. She called herhusband. He copped to it. So
not only did destroy the marriage,the vet says that the puppy could have
died they didn't get that thong outof there in time. Smoking gun was

(01:16:03):
a sick pop but the fine babybaby. I knew what your dog was
into women's underwear right, Oh yeah, still is okay? Oh, your
dog's a lesbian for sure. It'sreally weird. Like if you know there's
a laundry basket out, she'll go, won't touch mine, won't touch my

(01:16:24):
son's underwear. She either grab mywife's or my daughter's and she was run
around the house with it. Freakyweird. She ate my my wife's panties
once. Also ate the cover offof baseball once she tore the yeah,
the leather cover off the baseball andate it. So we saw the little
red stitching in her in her logsbecause then we found the because it's just

(01:16:46):
a bunch of like string all balledup, like where's the cover? How
to take her? They gave herthe stuff. Speaking of getting stuff in
your eye, I think I toldyou this. The vet gave her some
stuff. They put it in hereye, and then within like twenty minutes,
she's barfing her guts up. Ohwow. Yeah, it's like li'l

(01:17:08):
droper, little drops right the cornerof her eyes. And then there's and
upcome the baseball, Here come thepanties. That's incredible. Yeah, that
is so. These are two separateincidents. And then both times it was,
you know, the drops in theeye and then she barfs it right
up. Never, that is sostrange. I'm like, how does that
connect? Like so cool? It'sweird, right, It's like I hippocac.

(01:17:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, reallyweird. Oh, Greg, let's
you got to get those uh thosetext messages that you were sharing with us.
Oh are they their social media posts? Yeah. So Greg's got this
one friend who you hear the termthe drug addled mind. Yes, okay,
well this guy, I mean,he's done some damage to himself.

(01:17:54):
I believe the technical term is methpsychosis. Okay, meth psychosis, psychosis.
His brain is broken. Gone,yeah, gone, So Greg has
because he still follows him. Yeah, you can. I look at his
posts and yeah, and it makesno sense. Every once in a while,
we'll get text like that to theradio station. We'll get text like

(01:18:15):
that here the show, and you'relike, what are you talking about?
It's like a bunch of random words. It's all kind of strung together.
And so Greg, we were playinga little game during the last break.
He goes, all right, somy friend responded to a post about you
know, j Lo and Ben Affleck, right, and I'm going to tell
you what the post is about.Yeah, and then we have to guess
which is that's how we were playing? Do you have more of those?

(01:18:38):
Oh? Yeah, okay, yougot it. You got to hear and
then it's amusing it, yeah,formed purposes. Well, you know,
this is like a really it's agood stay up drugs, right, People
always said that oh just say nocampaign was a massive failure. It worked
for me, it really did.I guarantee that if we can keep one

(01:19:01):
kid off drugs while we've done ourjob, while you did your job,
because it definitely worked for me.If you're considering meth, yes, stay
tuned, listen to this. Andthen I have this other game that we
could play called what drug were theyon? Ok So I have a couple
of things. I'm gonna go findit, but where people were describing what

(01:19:23):
they were feeling or experiencing on adrug. Yes, and I'll give you
a multiple choice so you can goto try to guess, okay, based
on what you just heard, whatdrug are they on? All right?
All right? So that'll be nextyear. In the Woody Show eight seven
seven, I agree with the pointthat was made right before the break saying

(01:19:45):
that what we're about to hear hasgot to be one of the best don't
do drugs messages that you could possiblyhear. There really is. I can't
understand how anybody would hear it andgo, but I'm still gonna try.
I want to lose my mind literally. Yeah. So to give you a

(01:20:08):
tiny bit of background, and Iknow Sammy, I've told them about this
guy before, but he string sentencestogether that he thinks makes sense. And
he was a close friend of yoursas a kid, or there was a
friend of a friend and I onlyknew him on the fringes, and then

(01:20:30):
he just went down this drug paththat took him to meth addiction and now
suffers from psychosis where I believe,and I'm not an expert, we should
get an expert that I think he'stoo far gone brain, Like, I
think his brain is just fried.I don't know if there's any hope for
these types of people. How theyexist. Basically, he manages to get

(01:20:53):
on Facebook somehow. Yeah, theyusually end up in institutions. Really Yeah,
so sad you off there, Butwe know somebody that has a brother
Okay, I did drugs and yeah, they're just too gone on. It's
awful. So I'm just gonna tellyou about some of his posts and you
can kind of pick which one youthink he said. All right, So

(01:21:13):
starting with he did a post.It was an article about how Paris Hilton
is somehow related to Kyle Richards.Okay, so everyone knows that. Did
he respond with a I didn't knowthey were related. B here's a good
time waster or C Marston points vote, Conrad Gretzky data news. Let's see

(01:21:36):
the post is originally about yeah,Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton and related to
Kyle Richards. Okay, I guessyeah, Okay, that one I'm gonna
go with a. Oh really yeah, I'm going to guess good job,
right. Oh, let me seeif I can decide decipher it again one

(01:22:00):
more time with the C Marston pointsvote, Conrad Gretzky data news. The
only part of that does make sense, like a word cloud is Conrad Conrad
Hilton. Oh really that makes sense? Okay, yeah, that part makes
sense. Well, maybe there's hopefor him because that's part of the Hilton.
He posted a lovely photo of VanessaBryant, the widow of the late

(01:22:20):
great Kobe Bryant. Okay did hewrite a She's looking beautiful, B.
I like how her outfit matches thebackground or C Dental X ray receipt.
Well, huh, another tough one, Greg, Right, she probably was
looking beautiful looking. Yeah, Iwas leaning more toward the the outfit.

(01:22:45):
Yeah, matching, that's always niceto see. Yeah, Like, Greg,
did that one time in that videowhere we had that comedian Airy spears
on right and he had the stripedshirt on. He really blended it blended
to the background of the studio,which was a like a CD, like
a wall of CD. Hold perfectshirt back when radio stations had compact discs.
But she does have nice teeth.Yeah, a dental X ray receipt.

(01:23:09):
Yeah, I'm gonna go h I'mgonna go be Okay, what are
you striking out a man that's seesee yeah, yeah, no, damn
it. Oh, I like tosee the receipt of her dental building.
Maybe you'll get this one right,all right, all right, here we
go. Try again. So heposted a link to this new product.

(01:23:30):
It's just men's creams, cleansers,lotions, et cetera, soaps and whatnot.
Did he write on the post,A, I want to try the
toner B. I highly recommend theirfacial cleanser or c cage outbrain plate beef
news Walmart News. Actor estates possibilitiesattempts. All right, now, I

(01:23:55):
think I'm picking up on a trendfor the first two, I hope,
so shame shame on me. Uhegg on my face. Number two,
This one I'm gonna go with therandom gobbledygook. I'm going with B.
I think can you remind me whatwas again? Just to make sure.

(01:24:20):
Yeah, it makes sense, reallythink about it. Cage outbrain plate,
beef news, Walmart news, actorestates possibilities, attempts I'm locked in ce
Yeah, good job with ye thistime. Don't care now I'm getting really
good. Okay, one more.Okay, so just random photo, not

(01:24:41):
a famous woman, just some hotblonde chick. It's like Greg's friend very
posted a photo of this random womanvery pretty. Did he write as a
caption a marry me, b wow, she's my dream woman? Or c
dead serious teenation, pulses, uranium, plutoni poker blackjack? Okay, your

(01:25:04):
ranium, platonium black chack. Imean he needs someone to take care of
him, So Texas. This friendof Greg speaks menace. Yeah, that's
why menace can decipher these comments.Yeah, I know I can't find any
comments right here. Yeah, Ido want to do one more about Okay,
first guess on that one. Definitelymarry me for definitely. Yeah,

(01:25:25):
I'm going to marry me. Yeahyeah, Sammy and Rage got right.
It's see maybe the tongue out emoji, you know, like droolim dog.
Yeah, let's do one more onebecause there was a picture of Tony Danza.
Who we are okay, you knowAngelus angelouson there's a picture of Tony
Danza with some fan. Did hewrite a Tony danzas looking old or B

(01:25:47):
Tony's the boss, that's who's theboss? Or did he write C Oakley
McDonald's at M ninety one dollars publicpassword, right eye? I mean the
boss? All right, yeah,it's so funny. Who's the boss?
Yeah, Ton's the boss. Yeah, I mean, but that's the one

(01:26:10):
that the boss got you? OrC what was that one again? Oakley
McDonald's at M ninety one dollars publicpassword, right eye again, thinking he's
making sense. Well, the funnything to me, for some reason is
that it's ATM and then ninety onedollars because you can't get ninety one dollars
from an ATM. I don't knowwhy. I think that's okay and right

(01:26:31):
eye? Very random? Sure,but I mean he is also looking old,
he is. That's a good comment. Yeah, right, Maybe I'm
trying to throw you. I'll gosee the boss. Oh yeah, I
mean the show came around in theeighties, Oakley's were popular, right right,
right right? If you said cyou are correct? Was his hold

(01:26:53):
up as menace the meth whisperer.Yes, apparently instead of communicating with spirits,
he can decode gobbledygook. Yep,Wow, isn't that sad? It
is? Yeah, that's the thing, man. Somebody's texting over saying that
the methodphetamine induced psychosis is basically acute schizophrenia and it can become permanent.

(01:27:14):
Does anyone engage with these on Facebook? They used to about a year and
a half ago. People would commenton those gobbledygook posts and say, you
need to get help? Where areyou? Where have you been? Can
we come get you? And hedoesn't respond. I say, is there
anybody in his life? I don'tthink so. I have like a brother,
a good friend of mine was hisbest friend, and they no longer

(01:27:36):
speak. That's what I feel badfor. I can understand talking about man.
I literally don't even know where helives. I don't know how he
knows how to go online? Yeah, news, random things, right,
eye testicle? You know, right? Yeah exactly? Hey, man,
how you doing well? You know? You know cooky coffee coup, Cara,
bird Dog, lamp, faded rightsad about amusing. I mean,

(01:28:00):
all right, well, if thathasn't kept you off drugs, I have
another little game that we could play. We're gonna take the break first and
we'll come back and play what drugwere they on? Okay? All right,
So I'll give you this is aquote from somebody describing their high and
what happened or what they experienced whenthey were high. I'll give you an

(01:28:20):
option. It's a multiple choice.You just try to guess what truck are
they on? All right? Andthat will be coming up next here on
the Woodies Show. Hang on,you made it, and just in time,
the Woody Show is back. Allright. So I got a little

(01:28:41):
game here. Okay. It's calledwhat drug are They on? So these
are real life accounts about what peoplewere experiencing while they were high on something.
I'm gonna give you three choices.You guess what they were high on?
All right? What drug were theyon? Terrible? Of all right?

(01:29:03):
I was. I was awful atit. I would not know awful,
But you know I'm not cool likethat. I've said that a number
of times, Like if you toldme like, well, it's like a
it was like a you know,an eight ball. I don't know what
that means. Somebody explained it tome one time, and I immediately forgot.
It's that something I'm ever going toneed to know. Or if you
go, oh, dude, hegot ripped off. He paid X number

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of dollars for whatever of cocaine.Is that good? I'm like Oprah buying
cereal. I have no idea,but that's a good deal. Yeah,
that's great. That's terrible. Allright, here we go. I started
to really freak out after I beganhallucinating. The walls of my room moved
like jello. I remember the doorwas shrinking and growing at random. Everything

(01:29:51):
in my room looked like it hadlight trails surrounding it. What drug were
they on? Riddling? Cocaine ornitrous? Oh? Yeah, I would
say nitrous, Then nitrous. Yeah, I'm going to go yeah, I'm

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gonna say riddling. I think thenitrous is just a buzz that lasts a
couple of seconds. Nitrous. Rabywas the first person with the correct answer.
It's riddling. I've never heard aboutridl making hallucinate like that. How
about this one? I began tofeel as if the shadow was going into

(01:30:35):
my eye from a dark spot.It felt wet. It was like the
hottest thing I've ever felt. Itwas one of the most uncomfortable experiences of
my life. What drug were theyon? Cocaine, bath salts or huffing
but tane? I thought bath salts, immediately, bath salts, huffing,

(01:31:00):
huffing, but tane? Say bathsalts, bath salt, Sammy, the
answer is huffing but tane. Wow, sounds fun. It a second,
really bad pain in your eye?Awesome, all right? But this one
a buffalo was literally touching my skin. Though I felt nothing, it slowly

(01:31:23):
moved through my body. What drugwere they on? Payote? Alcohol or
cocaine? Payote sounds like paoti tome. Payote, paote, all right,
cocaine alcohol. That's something they hada similar experience with that call.

(01:31:44):
Is that your guest? Yeah?Alcohol? All right? Payote? Payote?
The answer is payote. I don'teven know what that is talking about,
not knowing about drugs. How aboutthis one? We began watching some
Disney cartoon. Pluto was being hmuch and tormented by a small army of
cats moving in a clockwork step andsends him to Hell. We were very

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amused in the fact that all ofthe Disney people really know a lot about
Hell. What drug were they on? Ketamine? Nitrous or LSD LSD Yeah,
I guess LSD. Yeah, Ohthat sounds good, LSD LSDE ketamine?

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Greg Gory, Yeah, oh yeah, I did. Okay, what
drug am I on? The answeris nitrous? Really maybe they just kept
hitting it, I guess all right. One last one. I was consumed
by hunger that was twenty times strongerthan any of my previous hungers. I

(01:32:51):
had a fruit by the foot anda square of chocolate, and I ate
them so fast I had to stopmyself in the middle so I wouldn't get
food crumbs all over. What drugwere they on? Marijuana PCP? Nope,
marijuana yep? Or meth No,I'm going pot. Let's go marijuana,

(01:33:12):
the pot. The pot PCP areso busy you don't have time to
eat. All right, it hasto be marijuana, marijuana, marijuana.
The answer is marijuana. Yeah,you guys did pretty well. Yeah,
it's difficult, Like, what drugare they on? Some of those side
effects I had never heard about beforeyeap when I came to them, like
the hallucinating on what was that riddling? Yeah, I heard about here.

(01:33:38):
The walls of my room moved likejello. I remember the door was shrinking
and growing at random bizarre riddling.Yeah, all first hand accounts. All
right, eight seven, seven fortyfour. Hit us up with the text
over to two to nine eighty seven, will be right back. They're back.
Sit on my face. It's ashoe, all right, lout back

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everybody, Tuesday morning. It isthe Woody Show. Gravey's got the lateness
of the world of nerds coming upfor us here in just a moment.
Also that porno birthday, celebrity birthdaysrun down a couple of the holidays for
you. I thought about Greg Gorybecause two things that Greg loves, okay,
the show Friends yea and ghosts Ghost. Did you see this thing about

(01:34:27):
Courtney Cox? No. She saysthat she got a new car. That's
all I know. She got anew car. What kind of car did
she get? She got a Tesla. I believe it's the model which is
the one with the golding doors X. That's yeah, she got that.
It is all murdered. I wantto get that one anyway. She feels
that Matthew Perry. Oh god.She feels that he's around and visits her

(01:34:48):
a lot. Oh really, yeah, he visits her a lot. She
believes that we all have guides,and she talks to her mom, her
dad, and Matthew. Oh sweet, yeah, I got man. Chandler's
visiting. Uh, oh my god, my god, on your face?

(01:35:15):
Yeah, total geez a. MCnetwork has added a trigger warning to the
beginning of Good Fellows. You guyssee this people, I've heard about it.
I don't know what it says.Look, I don't like the whole
politically correct thing, as you know. I mean, the whole show is
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. But like, my thing is,
like who cares? People, We'reflipping out over the weekend. Like I
don't care what something's rated or whatthey put on there. As far as

(01:35:38):
like, oh, it's a triggerone, they say it's a warning of
cultural stereotypes. It says, quote, this film includes language and or cultural
stereotypes that are inconsistent with today's standardsof inclusion and tolerance and may offend some
viewers right exactly, So who cares? Now? My my issue would be

(01:36:00):
if they decided not to show themovie for those reasons, like, hey,
guys, I know we used toplay good Fellas on this channel,
but we're no longer doing that.Here's the reason why that I would have
a problem with. But they're showingthe movie. Yeah, and it's not
like they took all that stuff outof there waiting. People were freaking about
the warning. Yeah, how stupidit was. People were triggered by the

(01:36:21):
trigger ward like how dumb? Yeah, stupid. Yeah, but I think
you know again, they're showing themovie, so who cares anyway? Right,
Oh my god, your favorite menace, Guy Fieri, Yes Fiertiya,
Guyieri fi Fiertti. He's lost morethan thirty pounds. Whoa. He says.

(01:36:43):
It's a combo of intermittent fasting,which I'm reading more and more about,
Like what a joke that is?Oh yeah, yeah, the intermittent
fasting, like like the minute youstop, like you may feel good about
it, and you know, youmay feel like you're doing something, but
like it's it's not very effective,which you know, I try to for
a while. I didn't find itto be sustainable. But I tried it
for a while. It wasn't payingthe ass all these things they are not

(01:37:05):
sustainable well, especially for our schedulegetting up what we do. Yeah,
I didn't like a regular like fullnight's sleep would be different, but I
don't see how it's possible with ourschedule. I'm just more waking hours than
the average person. Yep, right, we're not getting you know, eight
hours of sleep per day. Ithink it would be way easier if we
did. But anyway, he's doingan intermittent fasting and something called rocking.

(01:37:28):
Rocking and rocking is walking with aweighted vest. So yeah, and they
say that can burn between thirty toforty five percent more calories doing a low
impact exercise. So he just walksaround, walks around wearing a weighted vest.
Nice weird. Yeah, they said, like running a mile and walking
a mile is pretty much basically thesame thing. Oh really, Oh really,

(01:37:50):
so yeah that's pretty cool. Yeah, but is that for like weight
loss or just cardio? Because cardioyou want to get your heart rate up
for weight loss. Yeah. Yeah, for forty one seasons over forty three
years. Pat Sajak his time atwill Fortune will come to an end last
show June seventh. WHOA right,Yeah, so there go just a couple

(01:38:12):
of things that I figured Raby wouldn'thave in nerd stuff, you know,
because it's not all that's not reallynerdy. No. Yeah, A couple
of holidays. Today it's Eat MoreFruits and Vegetables Day. I'll eat more
fruit, eat more vegetables, NationalStrawberries and Cream Days. Today it's an
International Tea Day. All right.You know, I love me some tea.
God, you're addicted. Today isStop Nausea Day. Okay, I

(01:38:35):
love to stop all right. Itis also National Waiters and Waitresses Day.
Now, Raby, you're not afan of Talk like a Pirate Day?
I know that. How do youfeel like talk like Yoda Day? I
mean that's less offensive, but itwould that would get so old. Today

(01:38:56):
is a Talk Like Yoda Day.And finally, I say the best one
for last day is World Day forCultural Diversity, for Dialogue and Development noise.
Yeah, been waiting for this,Oh yeah, yeah, right,
exactly, yeah exactly. So thoseare a couple of the holidays for today,
Tuesday morning, May the twenty.First, let's find out what's happening

(01:39:18):
with the nerds. This is nerdingout with Raby, and then your birthdays
and your porno birthday before I startedgetting taxted about walking and running. So
you run, you basically about likethirty percent more than walking, okay?

(01:39:39):
Or calories burned? Yeah yeah,yeah, yeah. I just say that,
you know, if you're if you'regoing for cardio exercise, meaning like
you're working your heart out, thenyeah, yeah, well I'll never find
out. Yeah, let us knowhow that goes. All right, what's
happening in the world of nerds.So the movie IF came in a bit
below expectations over the weekend. Itwas tracking to make forty million, ended

(01:40:00):
up making thirty five million now andhas a forty nine percent for critics,
but does have an eighty eight percentfrom the audience. Some of the audience
saying it's a sweet and touching,great family movie, and somebody said it's
cute and delightful and has a goodstory. Now movie that performed way above
expectations The Strangers chapter one, bringingin twelve million bucks. It was tracking

(01:40:24):
like around three million bucks, sotwelve million is way more than they thought
they were going to make. We'llsee if the audience comes back for chapter
two. Since the audience score isforty three percent, but audiences are notoriously
difficult on horror movies. Now thisweekends is Memorial Day weekends, and you've
got Furiosa with Anya Taylor Joy playinga young Furio So that's the role Sharlie's

(01:40:47):
Farren played in Dog Matt Max.And it has an eighty six percent from
critics. It's doing really well.Also coming out this weekend, the Garfield
movie. Whoa wow. Yeah,I realized this out with Chris Pratt taking
over voicing Garfield from Bill Murray.Critics like that a whole lot much,
right, I forgot that he wasthe voice of Garfield. I haven't really

(01:41:10):
seen any marketing for it. Theonly thing that I saw that was kind
of marketing for it is there wasa trailer playing in the background while a
fight was happening at a movie theater, Like, oh yeah, Garfield movies
coming out. Do The homies atTasty Cake just did a big, big
thing for them. Yeah, ohyeah, I've been seeing the marketing for
Garfield ramping on the lone. Yeah, Garfield cupcakes look really good. Yeah.

(01:41:31):
Yeah, anybody's at the Tasty Cakelistening, send them over some of
the Garfield stuff them joints. Yeah, you can save the T shirts and
all that stuff. Just send thesnack goods, Just send the snack joints.
Please care of the Woody Show.Heads up. I have purchased mynd
tickets and tickets are officially on salefor Deadpool and wolverinep That movie is coming

(01:41:53):
out July twenty six. Sony hasannounced that the revival of I Know What
You Did Last Summer is scheduled tohit theaters July eighteenth, next year.
Yeah, that reminds me in myearly twenties. Those are always good.
The first one I thought was reallygood. Jennifer love Hewitt, right,
yeah, correct, And Buffy theVampire and yes, Sarah Michelle Geller is

(01:42:15):
in it. Freddy Prince was init. Jennifer Caitlin Robinson. She is
directing this from a screenplay she wrote, and Jennifer love Hewitt and Freddy Prince
junr are in talks to come backas the grandparents. Yeah, victim of
the first. The initial one hittheaters in October nineteen ninety seven. Robinson

(01:42:40):
directed this teen revenge movie starring MayaHawk called Do Revenge and a lot of
like insider people like that, andso that's put her on the map to
do these bigger pictures. I'm ravingfor more nerd stuff. Check out the
nerd on podcast at the woodieshow dotcom. Nerd I thank you very much,
Rambles, you got it. Goodtime for your birthdays and your porno

(01:43:02):
birthday show. Shimay, we're gonnait's shivery, We're gonna sit, it's
say and you know we don't getStarting with the celebrities, he was b
A Baracas on the eighteen clubber Langand Rocky three, Mister t. Yeah,
his birthday is today. He's seventytwo years old. Judge Reinhold,

(01:43:25):
who is Billy Rosewood in the BeverlyHills, Cop Movies, Neil and the
Santa Claus Movies, Brad and FastTimes, Bridgemont High. He is sixty
seven. Always thought it was soweird of like that's his real name,
Judge Ryan, And who would nametheir kid Judge? I know, right,
seems cruel. I mean as anadult and you can get away with
it, but like when you're akid, and Judge, very weird.

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No field Trip with your name onit, like the pencils and the mugs
of the Field Trip gift shops.Sarah ramos Haiti Braverman on parenthood. She's
thirty two. You got Lisa Edelstein, doctor Lisa cutt on House, who's
fifty eight. Go Ta's a singer. That's somebody I used to know.
Song Oh yeah, yeah yeah,favorite love gaute? Oh my got it

(01:44:08):
he lists that song never yeah Gotieris forty four and he sucks in your
life too. Oh And a formerMajor League Baseball player Josh Hamilton, who
can't carry more than ten dollars onhis person. He always has to travel
with the team, buddy, becausehe loves the party. Remember that.
Oh yeah, he was always introuble. Josh Hamilton is forty three years

(01:44:30):
old today. And one of yourfavorites, Greg gory Al franken O my
buddy, the former Minnesota senator andSNL writer and cast member. He is
seventy three today. Oh your pornold birthday is Marie McCrae, and she's
been slimed more than a ghostbuster sixand twenty seven fine films, including twelve
Nasty Girls masturbating. She was inPaste My Face Volume ten. Here you

(01:44:56):
go, Greg, New Year's Resolutions, very coolution. Yep, there was
another lesbian Oh here Lesbian bush WorshipVolume one, Bush Worship. Yeah,
another Bush one. She was inHorny Hairy Girls Volume twenty eight Stretching Your
step Mom Volume one. Oh,what it's like physical therapy? Yeah?
Oh, is that what that is? You're always telling me I need to

(01:45:17):
stretch more. I that is true. She was in keeping it up for
the card Assians. Yeah. Andwho can forget her unforgeta her role in
so many toys, so little vagina. Yeah. Oh no, that is
Marie McCrae, who is thirty nineyears old today. And that is your
porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays.And that is a Tuesday morning look at

(01:45:40):
what is happening in the world ofnerds with your nerd Out Report. We're
gonna take a quick break. We'vegot some more Woodies Show for you.
Next, hang on the Woody Show. We'll be back in a sec.
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.All right, Well, I's gonna do
it for Tuesday. Rip the fullshow podcast that's waiting for you. If

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you go to the woodieshow dot Comtoday Tuesday Takeover. Menace was in charge
and some real fun audio. Ihope you enjoyed it with Menace and is
Tuesday Takeover. Also the brand newRedneck News in there trying to news headlines,
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this morning. All on the TuesdayPodcast. They're at the Woody Show dot
Com. Coming up for you tomorrow. We're gonna check in again with Sea

(01:46:26):
Bass. He is on set doingthis movie in Ohio for the next couple
of weeks, and he's got onan opportunity in his downtime to go do
some Ohio carton archies, which hepromises will be explosive. So brand new
Woodie Show Carton arcs tomorrow plus anythingyou got for us. You want to
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Show. Brady Menace, Sea Bass, Sammy anything like that, No Greg,
Sorry, parting Words of wisdom please. One of life's biggest struggles is
wanting to look good naked, butalso wanting to treat yourself. It usually

(01:47:10):
wins out. I know it's trueif she loves me she'll love me an
emy size, right. Yeah,sure that eventually will come to an end
as well. All right, thankyou very much, Greg Gory, Thank
you so much for giving the showssome of your valuable time this morning.
You know we love it, appreciateyou for that. The rest of you
guys can suck it. We willcatch you back here on Wednesday. Have

(01:47:32):
a great day. Smdam I quitthis bitch.