The Woody Show May 23rd 2024 Podcast

Menace's No Hands Challenge, New Headlines, Last Man Standing & More! 

Episode Transcript

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Is the dune to the graphic natureof this program? Listener discretion? Is
it lies my day? The WoodyShow. This is The Woody Show.

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Insensitivity Training class is now in session. A good morning everybody. It is

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Thursday. It is May the twentythird, twenty twenty four. Hello,
welcome, It is The Woody Show. Yeah, a pre Friday rip.
I'm what of that's raving Greg Gory. Hey, good morning to you.
Good morning. Sea Bass is onset again today and all this week all
next week. Checking in with himdifferent times. We had carton Arcs yesterday

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if remember, if you missed that, you can go back and check out
the podcast. But yeah, SeaBass is out shooting a movie for this
week and next week. But wegot Sammy here, there's Bort, we
got Caroline there in the Woody Showproduction department. Morgan's here, and Menace
is smacking his face right on themicrophone. Is your face? Okay?
No, no, I was justchecking one of the kids. We're talking

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about Sea Bass on set, andI posted a photo of Sea Bass on
set on our Instagram at The WoodyShow on Instagram. Yeah, it looks
like a high school play. Ibought my microphone to see if people were
enjoying. It's really looking like acowboy in that movie. Yeah, all
of it looks legit. Morgan's here, Von is here, phones are open
eight seven seven forty four Woody,it is up with the text over to

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two two nine eight seven. TodayMenaces no hands challenge is happening, all
right, So, uh Greg's verygood with his feet, and uh so
today Menace is gonna be trying tosee how well they could work together.
There was a show back in theday speaking about the throwback Thursday doubled there.
Yeah, and they would do likea physical challenge, and so it

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would be something kind of like this, like a like a no hands challenge,
rightly, and so Greg just usinghis feet, like it would be
like something like, well, howmany meatballs can we get into the the
bucket on top of MENACE's head,Right, that's the kind of thing that
they would do. It. Ifyou do, you'll win a Toys r
US shopping spree or they were givingaway like a Nintendo entertainment system something really

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cool like that. But anyway,so we'll see what what Menace has for
Greg to feed him today. It'sgonna be nice with Menaces no hands.
It is challenge. It is good. No, it literally will be some
of the trending news headlines. Wegot the nerd out report, raves gonna
have that for the hours, up, birthdays, porn a birthday and more.
Here to on the Woody Show.Got some ladies in the news because

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you know, we're all about diversityhere and so this is a news report
all about women, starting with thiswoman in California who revealed that she was
killed in a lightning strike and thencame back to life with the ability to
see the future. Her name's Elizabeth. She claims her deceased grandfather gave her
the names of things like the SuperBowl winners and the name of the next

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president of the United States. Nice, she's incredible. Did she share yeah,
predictions, let's see. No,she's not saying that she's from it,
so yeah, right, share whatyou know, lady, Yeah,
yeah, yeah, she I cantell you like correct flight numbers while dreaming
about the TWA flight eight hundred disaster. I mean, she says she's had

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all these out of body experiences,the secrets. Yeah, and her grandfather
is dead by the way, soshe's talking through him and she can see
the future. Even dead can seethe future. Yeah, other women in
the news. There's this woman whowent to a Toronto Blue Jays game,
got nailed in the forehead by unbelievablea foul ball off the bat of this

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one hundred and ten miles an hourthis seid. It was Boba Schett is
the batter's name. Baseball size weltover a right eye. And anyway,
so this woman who I guess,was sitting by her fodder for the ball.
Oh my god, bitch, shetook the ball right off the face
and this other woman refused to giveit back, even though the entire section

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was chanting, give her the ball. You'll have her the ball anyway,
So she went on social media.She asked the Blue Jays, Hey,
like, can you hook a girlup? I didn't even get the ball.
Yeah, I didn't even get theball. Got this big old like
baseball size welt over her her righteyes. So now she'll just get a
ball, not the ball, Abig story, something better, right,

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But what's up of the customer serviceat these games lately? Like there was
this other thing where Otawani he likehit his first home run with the Dodgers,
and then the Dodgers like offered likea hat or something, ye like,
not even a ball. Like theythey're like, they basically forced her
to give her the ball. Forced. I mean, I'm sure they,

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you know, persuaded. Well,No, what they said was they were
not going to authenticate it, soshe couldn't even do anything with it if
she left with it like it wasnot They were like, we're not authenticating
this because it's need to be authenticatedif you were going to try to sell
it and make money. And sothat's what the Dodgers were refusing to do.
Okay, well that's weak. Yeah, so yes, they forced her

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hand, all right, I'd seeat that part of No, I've heard
about other things where they go,hey, we'll make you an offer.
It's still up to you whether youwant to take the deal. I think,
yeah, and the offers used tobe way better. They should be
obligated because that's how it goes withany ball. It goes to the stands,
goes to the fan. Yeah,and you're under no obligation to turn
it over. There should be somekind of rule that says if the ball

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comes into the stands, you know, and you want to authenticated, you
should be able to get it authenticated. I'm just saying, like customer service
has been awful lately. I needa review the video itation. I mean,
yes, but that's certainly not crystalclear video. And how can you

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approve that's the ball at exactly?I know they should give her a car
or something something, all right.Another woman in the news. She claims
to have divorced her ghost soldier husband, only to have adopted a possessed clown
from the Nevada Haunted Clown Motel Clownthe Clown Hotel. She said she's not
going to marry the clown claims tobe harassed by her ex ghost husband's jealousy.

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It makes sense rough, Yeah,I'd be jealous too. Yeah.
So you got this, uh thisx spirit husband in a jealous rage.
Yeah, because she connected with thehaunted clown during a stay at the notoriously
Haunted Clown Motel. Ready to stay. Yes, I know of this hotel.
Yeah, I wonder who was betterin the sack? You know what?

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Great question? You know? Yeah, definitely the clown because the clown's
crazy. He's just younger. He'sjust climbing around. He's not getting clowning
around. Some more women in thenews last year, This Arizona woman,
she went viral. She was caughton video multiple times adding bleach to her
coffeemaker, trying to poison her husband. Oh god, the husband thought something

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was up, planning cameras around thehouse, compiled a ton of evidence that
his wife was looking to kill him, and so she was initially charged with
attempted first to be murder, endedup pleading guilty to two counts of a
lesser felony charge of adding poison ora harmful substance to food or drink.
She didn't admit to putting the bleachin her husband's coffee, hasn't said why.

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Her husband told the investigators said thathe believes that she was trying to
kill him to collect death benefits.But anyway, he uh he I guess
told the court that he didn't wanther to spend time in prison, which
had a major influence on the finalverdict. And she got probation. Wow,
how stupid she tried to kill herhusband poison this guy. Probation Yeah,

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which I've always said that is anon punishment. As a non punishment,
Oh now you can't get in trouble. Three years probation. Now he
is divorcing. Divorcing, okay something, Sure he's going to take her back,
but how about for the safety ofeverybody else out there? Like,
how can you how for future boyfriendsof hers? Yeah, but I'm saying

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even if the husband doesn't want herto spend any time in prison, Like,
shouldn't like the did they care aboutthe public? Shouldn't the prosecutor go,
this is the kind of person weshouldn't have out there right right?
Nope, not anymore? Oh mygod. Wow, here's a worry about
a woman in Australia. Why.She says that her marriage is stronger than
ever thanks to her open relationship.Her name is Honey Brooks and she's invited

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thirty five women into their bedroom sofar. Wow. And she says that
she is obsessed with the arrangement.She loves it. She shares her husband
with thirty five other chicks who,Yeah, that sounds like a strong marriage
just over the past year. Saidit was totally her idea, you know,
just likes the lifestyle and she's alwaysthere when her husband is having sex

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with somebody else and thinks it's quotethe best kind of marriage you could ask
for. Nice. Wow, soundsgreat, sounds great for him, We've
never been more lovely. I'm surehe loves you. You're great best.
I wonder I wonder if he wouldbe saying the same tune if it was
like, all right, well Iget to bring in thirty five other dudes.

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No way, I mean, ifthey say it's open. I guess
she could if she wanted to.But yeah, maybe she can't. It
wants that. That's gross when shecould sit there and watch. Yeah,
there's there's nothing in there about herdoing anything like that. It's perfect arrangement.
Yeah, and here, I'll giveyou one more story. Ladies.
It is rough out there. Idon't know how you do it. I

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mean, when you need money,what do you do? Right, Greg,
what do you do that you haveno options? So a few years
ago, and this is this isone of those opportunities that a guy would
never get. A few years ago, this girl broke both of her legs
getting out of a taxi. Geez. Then she decided to make an OnlyFans

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and she started getting request to performcontent with her leg and a cast.
Okay, so she did, andnow her legs are fully healed. But
she makes over six thousand dollars amonth, still posting content pretending to have
broken legs. Wow, creepy,that's it. You just pretend to have

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broken legs six thousand dollars a month? Then, are so? Is that
easy fetish that we didn't know about? Yeah, broken leg fetish? Yeah?
Cast or cast or stuff? Yeah. Cast. It's just so hot
when somebody like can't do things forthemselves, you like, yeah, wounded
animal, yeah yeah, or likecan't escape right yeah, see yeah,

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it goes right, it goes rightto can escape negative? Yeah, wrapped
in plaster. Maybe it's a plasterthing. Escape, Yeah, that's plaster
of Paris. Maybe it's plaster ofParis, right right, not an escape
thing. I'm sorry for being soaccurate and on the money. So even
with your legs in casts, youcan still make six thousand dollars a month.

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Oh my god, I only fansand capitalize on a terrible day.
Yeah, getting out of the goodlook good for her, Good for her?
I would do it. Who thehell is paying for cast porn?
Next? So weird? So weird? Phones are open eight seven forty four
and it's up of the text overto two two nine eight seven we'll get

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Shoe Shoe, and it's another newhour in sensitivity training for a politically correct
world. On a pre Friday morning. It's Thursday, May twenty third,
Yeah, twenty twenty four, anda good day to you. I'm Monday.
I said, good day, goodday. I'm whatdy. That's Ravy,

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he said, good morning, goodday, Rady. There's Greg Gory,
Hi, Menace, goodbeing. Hi. SeaBASS on location in Ohio for
his movie that he's filming. I'mnot hand movie. He's just very low
budget movie that it's a blockbuster,blockbuster. Yeah. And then there's Sammy.
We got bored, we got CarolineMorgan's here Vaughan's here phones are open

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eight seven seven forty four and someof that text over at two to nine
eighty seven. This hour menace isno hands challenge. Yes, it's like
yeah dog yeah, I forget howdoes this? How does this come from?
Menace? Is original idea? Yah, it's as original? I know
that, But I mean, like, what was the what was the what
was the the inspiration for this?I forget like where it started. There

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was something. Yeah, it was, Oh, I believe that my foot
is so strong. I can pickup things with my foot. Is that
a random high thought that you had? Like, I can't remember exactly.
It wasn't like a series of videoson TikToker is so strong. It's somebody
who was eating with their feet orsomething. Oh yeah, as yeah.
Also there was a TikToker who hada story where this guy told him that

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he like like made the the dooh yeah. But then it got me
thinking like, all, I gotcha, my foot's so strong. Could I
make something with my foot or liftthings with my feet? Okay, so
I saw it. I don't havea foot finish. Yeah. I hate
to break it to you. Youwant Greg's foot up near your mouths?

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Feet and wieners. I don't givethe feet thing menaces ultimate dreams a foot
job. Oh yeah, job usingher feet on it like a chimp.
Yeah, I saw this video.Kind of felt like a dick for feeling
this way, but from a commonsense standpoint, there's this guy. He's

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got very very short legs, buthe's got no arms. He like it
goes from like a shoulder and maybelike a few inches down past the shoulder,
but he's got no arms from thatpoint down. Morgan, did I
did I say this is one ofthe videos? Did I send you this
video this guy driving? I guaranteeyou it was because I see her,

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Guys, Is I know this issomething I would have totally sent to you.
Are you talking about the guy withlike the wing like? No,
that there's okay. There's another guy. He's got no hands. He's got
basically it looks like chicken wings onthe end of his like wrists, and
he eats all kind of crazy stuff. We send those videos back and forth
all the time. No, Idon't think I've seen this guy you're talking
about now, though I think Isaved the video off to show you guys.

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Anyway, So he's like people wonderhow I drive him? Like this
guy drives. He's in the wheellike an automatic wheelchair thing. He's wheeling
up and then the in the minivanthat he's got the slides open. He
ramps up into there. He locksin with the the chair behind the wheel,
and because he's got short little legs, he's got those extenders for the
pedals. Right. But like,I don't think he's got knees. He's

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like that dude in the in Kingof the Hill. It's like they got
my knees. Oh okay, thedead cotton or cotton ill gotten. Yeah,
they got my knees. And butso he uses those for the the
gas and the whatever. He's gota steering wheel, but he leans into
it. Imagine steering with your yourshoulders, you know. Yeah, and

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he's doing you know, how's thatsafe? And everything else is that you
would need to control for it.It's like a panel of buttons to his
left horn, lights, wipers,and so he basically takes like his shoulder
and pounds the button with you know, how's that safe? Okay? Good
for him? This is where Ifeel like, this is where I feel

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like a dick, because it's likegood for him. That's cool that he's
got that independence. Yes, alot of people will just give up and
go like, push me around,take me where I need to go?
This guy good, But do youwant to be right? I'm how is
that safe? How is he ableto steer around something like in a in
a last second? Because to turnits exactly, it's like a whole I

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gotta I gotta find the video soyou can really see it and to appreciate
it. Once I find it,we'll post it. I would like to
see him do it so you cansee it. My thought was, how
is this safe? How is thisallowed? Like there's got to be I
mean, I mean because the carsfitted for him, I guess, right,
well, but the buttons and stuffare typically for someone who's paralyzed from

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the waist down, and then theycan still hit the buttons with their hands.
But he doesn't have much. Buthe's got no arms, he's barely
got barely got legs. Definitely notdiggish to have that thought. How is
this safe? It's not right,but I mean it is, and I
mean, I mean maybe he's allowedto drive. But I thought about like

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they talk about, you know whatpoints you take the license away from old
people because their reactions aren't quick enough. How can he react that quickly?
You know? More about maneuverability withthe steering, is my question. I
mean I wonder like where he's driving, Like is he getting on a highway
rank? Yes? Really not justneighborhood driving. I don't think you can

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just get a neighborhood license, right, I think you either have a license,
right? Is he avoiding? That'syeah, that's what I'm Yeah,
we'll think about it. He's doingall this and recording himself. Somebody else
is recording. Yeah, I mean, there's no way it was recording him.
He was taking Hang on, letme get my phone out. I'm

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driving with my shoulders. Got toshow everybody this. I wouldn't be surprised.
I got man, see now,I gotta find this stupid video.
I looked for it and I foundanother guy. Did you? But I
don't know if it's this guy.Oh, there's a lot. If you're
those guys, yeah, I'll giveyou. I was hoping that the show
Instagram because this is all stuff.Dude on the background, thanks so jacked.

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It's so It's inspirational, is whatit is. It's better than seeing
housewives, dude, is it?Yeah? I know it totally. I
feel like might be a little scarred. Yeah yeah, well don't don't what
he is forced to look at,so like, what like people with and
deformities and stuff. Oh, I'msure you guys right, more than you're

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just celebrating their independence. Is thatwhat you're doing? That's exactly it.
Yeah, she's not making fun ofthem at all. Oh no, no,
no, but I mean celebrating thatit's cool to live in a time
where they have the internet to talkabout and show these things. Yeah,
you're just like you're praising them.Right, it's called men. Yeah,

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that's your big concern. Yeah,while they're worried about Greg having a beer,
this guy's on the road right,Yeah, God forbid Greg have a
beer. I can't have a beer. Yeah you know what I mean?
What is going on? I can'ttext and drive. No, technically,
Uh, people driving with their knees, big deal. This guy's got no
goddamn arms and he's driving when Itake my water bottle out. Ope,

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got a scare with my knees fora while. Yeah, all right,
eight seven forty four Wooding. We'lltake a quick break and then we come
back, Menaces No Hands Challenge.Feet are coming out. If you've if
you've never heard this before, it'sa it's an attempt for Greg to use
his feet. It's more of achallenge for me to definitely to feed Menace.
And I'm not sure exactly what theitems are, but I guess they've

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they've synced up on this. Yeah, we collabed. They collabed. We
thought we would do a classy additionwe've done like spaghetti and meatballs, pizza,
pizza. I yeah, I wantto do wings at some point.
Now I'm thinking about that guy withthe with the the chicken wing hands and
he was eating wings. That wassomething to watch. Wow, that was

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cool. That is pretty cool.Sounds awesome. Yeah, I mean,
you know, Morgan liked it.He is really talented. He's really talented
because like people always have questions abouthow I do stuff, checked us out.
My wife. My wife was disgusted. She was so grossed down.
I can't even look. Don't forgetit? Who cares the way out?

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All right? Welcome back eight timefor Menaces No Hands Challenge. Yeah,
and I just uh, I justheard what the items are. Yes,
Menace is already blindfolded. I am, it looks like an eyebrow, doesn't
it. It does. I gotthis from Ravy's. I got in my
backpack. I use it on planes. Yeah, I thought it was a

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bra for a cat. It does. It looks like like they say it
for like a sleep mask. It'sbetter if there's a little puffiness there that
it's not right against your eyeball.Yeah, you know, that's why it
looks like a bra. My wifesaw this thing and uh and thought of
me, and she bought it forme, and I'm like what. And
I tried it, and I reallyliked it. It's like a it's like
a weighted it's a weighted eye mask. So it's just a little bit of

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weight and and uh, it's gotlike some kind of cooling so it presses
against your eyes. Well you puton kind of like a headband like you
tight in the back, like ittightens in the back and so and yeah,
it was very relaxing and I fellasleep boom instantly. And that's that's
the whole points supposed to help youfall asleep faster. This one is very
weight of blankets things like that.But it's apparently something about the pressure and

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the coolness of the of the wholething. Anyway, So the way this
no hands challenge works, this isa Menace original idea that we've done a
few times. Greg is very talentedwith his feet. Menace is very talented
with his mouth, and so thesetwo things combine and two feet and so
Greg is going to use his feetto pick up these items and serve Menace,

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and Menace is blindfolded and it hasto kind of like feel around and
we're going to see how many ofthese items he's able to actually consume.
You know, it's a very doubledare physical challenge kind of thing, and
today will not be easy. Thisis going to be a challenge to be
a challenge. Well, I hopewe can even make it happen. It's

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it's fancy Greg Greg Gory style.It's a wine and cheese takes wine is
no challenge wine tasting addition, Sothe items, Greg, we have a
bottle of Cabernet and Selvignan from Barefoot. Yeah, that makes sense. Bare
Footing we also have which is whyI'm nervous. I'm gonna I opened it.

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I haven't poured any of it yet, and I do have a wine
glass that I'm gonna attempt to pourthe wine into with my feet, which
this could be a bust, whichis why we put it. Yeah,
I don't even know if I canpour it. I mean we thought it
out. Let's see if you canact. Yeah, I don't know.
We also have some Monterey Jack cheese, and I thought Rabia would enjoy getting

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a bite of buttermilk blue cheese.And a lot of people think it tastes
like it does Yeah, yeah,a fan. And then some Ritz crackers,
which I mean just a little bonus, one of mess his favorite crackers.
Yeah, yeah, all right,So I don't know what are we
gon try for to I think Ishould. Should I get the hard part

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out of the way and do somewine? Yeah, let's do it wine
coma. Now I've tried a couple. I know how I'm going to pick
up the bottle. I'm gonna tryto get my big man. Yes,
it's already possible. Wow, Iknow again, because my my thought was

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use the two feet. Okay,I'm yeah, okay, I got the
neck of the bottle and my toes. Should we should try to go more
for the bottom of the bottle.I'm gonna build better control over the weight,
like Raby. If you want tostand by his chair so his chair
doesn't roll, that might that mighthave support, I think. Yeah,
man, I hope you don't likeyour shoes were shoes today? Look Greg,

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Greg, you are so good.Yeah, but I have no course
wow? All right, okay,okay, and only spilled a little.
Of course, you're gonna spell it. That's what we got tarp down to
the tarps four? Is that hepoured inside the Okay wait, I'm yeah,

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I'm not going to get the bottleout of my toes. Okay,
okay, okay, all right,to the bottle back on the ground.
We have some wine in the glass, in the stem glass and the stem
glass. That was not easy.Okay, oh god, yeah, I
almost just port it. Okay,you're gonna mouth, you're gonna have you
both are gonna have to kind oflean back. Menace. Yeah, there
you go, there you go.Here we go. Wow, this is

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very impressive, very impressive. Okaythe wind spill, oh yeah yeah,
yeah. We have a lake oftrap. We have tabernet lake. Now,
Menace, what's your what are yourthoughts on the one? Oh?
Wow, it's it's not too dry? It's actually quite very flavored, fruit

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forward. Yeahs the foot and howdoes it taste running down your cheek?
Oh? Just delicious? A lotof what do they call that? Legs?
A lot of legs, a lotof It's hard to really speak on
the legs of it when you're blindfolded. Should we try to do the rest
of the wine and it's just goon to the next some cheese. You

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can always wash it down with somemore wine, that's true. Would you
like your cheese on a cracker?I mean, if you can't do that,
I mean, wow, look atyou. I'm about to weigh so
much food. Okay, this goesagainst all my balls. Which cheese are
we going with? First? We'regonna try the moneraate jack, all right,
the moneray jack with cracker without I'mgonna try with the cracker, all
right. So he's grabbing some ofthe moneray jack, he'd be gregg I'm

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hungry. I just wonder like howa minute, I was just wondering,
like, how are you going toget you know, the cracker? Then
up off the ground because the crackersare flat, right, to try to
pick up something flat with your foot? Well, he's gonna be his other
foot without spilling the cheese off thetop of it. Got it? Okay?
Oh okay, I got the crackeron top of the cheese and I

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somehow managed to rest on top ofmy toes. Okay, here it goes.
Okay, get to get it?Very good? Items is lost?

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Oh yeah, that was good.I'm winded from this. That's embarrassing,
Greg. I'm pretty sure we couldpost these videos on our friend John Jay's
page about it and they probably loveit. Would that make people horny?
Now? Should I try to dothe blue cheese with or without cracker?
Let's just do the blue cheese withoutthe cracker? We did one with the

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cracker, all right? Yeah,okay, surprisingly this is a massive challenge.
Going to need a n app afterwards. Okay, yeah, you want
to get Yeah, Now what areyou using? Greg? You're using your
your big toe obviously, and thenyeah, that's kind of my powers go
to. I don't know because Ican't see from where I'm at right because

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it's too far down. But Ididn't know if you're grabbing it with both
feet and I keep forgetting I havetwo feet and I have the other one
to help me along. Sometimes Ilike how Menace has gotten real low for
this round. He's like a catcherin baseball. Is he's ready? I'm
ready to receive. He wants toreceive blue cheese? Oat it on top
of my feet again. It seemsto be this that go to shovel more

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like a shovel technique, kind oflike kicking it up onto the top.
Okay, there we go, bluecheese coming out. You're gonna down fell
minute, Hold on, buddy,stand by. Greg is getting it back
onto his foot. This is catcherstands now back on the phone. Okay,

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it's here. Go Okay, don'tdon't knock it off with your nose,
dude. There you go. Andwe got a little blue item blue
cheese on Raby's sleep mask. Ihave blue cheese all over my e that

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much. That was a giant chunkof blue cheese. Would you like to
wash it down with them more cab? I guess we can try. Yeah,
let's wash it down. Let's washit down with some cab. This
is uh yeah, okay, heyyeah, Greg is attempting to There's a

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little more left in there, right, so you don't have to pour again?
All right? Are you ready here? Here? We go. My
god, almost miss looks. Iheld I held up my sign that says

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no item, just foot. Sothere there there was no item. Mess
his mouth just wide open with remnantsof cheese. And Greg just put his
foot right in MENACE's mouth. Notily. He was so gentle toenail hits your
mouth. Mynails are very trim.Okay, now for more wine one mass

(30:30):
attempt so yeah, and more wine? You really, you really earned this.
You canna try to pour some morein there should pour more? Yeah,
you try to pour some. Wehave a bottle of barefoot cab right
and Greg. Greg is attempting tonow put some more wine into the stem
glass. And I have tons ofcheese and my toes and down wine down,

(30:56):
fine, down, Thank God forthe top wind. I think we
have spill over the tar allowed tothe character of the studio. I have
too much cheese on my toes.I can't. But we can still deliver
because we have a tiny bit leftin the glass. Yeah, okay,

(31:18):
so we'll do that. Okay,Oh boy, oh god, okay,
thank god, you gotta okay,here come the glasses in the air menaces.
There we go, there we go, there you go. There you
go now turn tilt. Oh yeah, oh yeah, my god, a

(31:40):
fancy winery. You guys are reallygood at this. You would have totally
won, like the big prize ondouble would have crushed doubled there. Why
is it so good? A forward? Greg? That's a just work out

(32:00):
Greg's ever had. I mean ittakes a lot of course strength. That
was lit. Yeah, legs sohigh. All right, well, guys,
this nice work and this is nohands challenge Greg Gory Fancy Stuff edition.
It was pretty impressive. Yeah,of course we'll have that video posted
for you. You'll be able towing after everything you've heard. But Greg
does a really good job of givingthe play by play. Yeah he does,

(32:23):
and so you know even with youreyes closed and Greg, yeah,
how embarrassing. I would like topoint out that I don't support such food
waste. Yeah, this is aton of fun. You could eat it.
I mean that is completely untouched forrabie, Thank you, Greg.
What's down there? What's down there? You think is waist? Yeah,
have a bottle of wine? Wellyou know the bottles. It's still in

(32:45):
the bottle. Was what's on what'sout? What's on the tart? Probably
I would safely say that entire blockof Monterey Jack. Yeah, because it
had my it's good blue cheese,fine and about ten rites, or just
put it in the breakthroom. Well, I just don't tell anybody put the
break room saying nothing, hoody hoodyshow and rolling right along. Nice work

(33:10):
once again. I just want tosay the kitchen missed the menace Nohan's challenge.
Greg did a fantastic job picking upand feeding menace with his feet.
Meness, you did a nice jobreceiving, receiving Greg. It was all
Greg on this one, Oh forsure. Greg. Yeah, I might
have come up with the concept,but I mean I came up with the
execution. It's a solid idea.I had to run to the office.

(33:31):
I keep some extra deodorant in there. Yeah, it's a real apply.
I'll put sweating sweating sweat. Yeah. If you want to see the video,
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there soon. So Boeing is aconcerning new update. According to this report,

(33:55):
Boeing seven to seventy seven jets aredealing with this electrical fault. It's
an electrostatic discharge first of all,discharge which could cause the fuel tanks or
wings to catch on fire and orexplode. Sweet, So that's cool.
What is happening? It's all boeing, it seems. Why are people dying?
Why is this happening? Yeah,well there's another story. Another woman

(34:19):
on a plane story. She wassitting in the exit row. You know,
like every flight, if you sitin the exit row, they come
around. Yeah, yeah, yousee it. Yeah yeah, So they
come around. If you sit inthe exit row, they come around.
They make sure that you look heyin case of an emergency. In the
event of an emergency, would yoube willing to assist? And you go
yes. They always need their verbalyeah confirmation, so yes, yes,
yes, and then they move alongwith their day. You have a nice
exit row seat seed. Yeah.Well, uh, this woman she said

(34:45):
that you wouldn't help. She saidout loud, I'm not going to save
anybody if something happens, I'm gonnasave myself first. Now, normally,
if you said that, even ifyou're just joking, they just move you
to a different road. But shedecided to argue about it with the flight
attendants. Wow, and they kickedher off the plane good. She kept
yelling, accused the white flight attendantof being racist. Of course, of
course, the cops eventually had tocome onto the plane to escort her off.

(35:08):
Now here she is and all herglory after the fact, arguing with
staff and authorities agreed. Uh huh, everybody says that this flight attendant's racist.

(35:30):
You heard it. Everybody said it. Now this is a bigger problem.
I've noticed this a lot with thesevideos that you watch, how people
let a situation escalate to the pointwhere it just makes things worse for them.
Another example, So, this ladyget pulled over by a cop.
Argues, refuses to follow instructions,Argue some more. Cop warns her like

(35:51):
ma'am, I'm just trying to runyour information. Argue some more, refuses
to do what he's asking. Copsgo to arrest her. She fights,
punches the cop. Now you're goingto jail. It was a simple traffic
stop. What are you doing now? It's a felony, right, what
are you doing? What are youthinking? Yeah, it was because you
had an expired plate. Okay,dumb, petty reason to pull somebody over,

(36:13):
But that's the law. No insurance. Yeah he's doing yeah, fix
it Ticketeah right, And this wouldhave been a simple, easy thing.
No, you're gonna sit there andargue just because you're entitled or you're you
know, you feel like you don'thave to for whatever reason. Did you
know Yeah, oh yeah, everybody'sa lawyer all of a sudden, did

(36:34):
you know I'm an under No,i am under no obligation. I'm a
citizen of Cool. It's like thepeople say, well, you know,
you know you don't have to reallypay taxes. Taxation is illegal. All
right, well i'll tell you whatyou don't get. You don't pay your
taxes. We'll see how that worksout. I was listening to a psychologist
discuss why people are just popping off, like this woman on there or this

(37:00):
woman getting a ticket, and shesaid her her theory is that people nowadays
are just stewing in anger juice.Yeah, just stewing and stewing and stewing.
And then like one innocuous thing likewill you help everybody in the exit
row sends people over the edge becauseshe's stewing and stewing and stewing about something

(37:23):
else. And then this is whattipped her. Yeah, like that.
Everybody like nobody has a release anymore. Yeah, never about the thing.
It reminds me that scene from theBreakfast Club, Remember, like this could
have been an easy thing, buthe just dug it. Right right,
my shorts, you just bought yourselfanother Saturday crushed. You just bought one

(37:46):
more right there. He'll on freeto Saturday after that. Beyond that,
I'm gonna have to check my calendgood because it's going to be filled.
You want another one, say theword, Just say the word. Instead
of going to prison, you'll comehere. No, I'm doing society a
favor. So that's another one.Right now. I've got you for the
rest of your natural born life.If you don't watch your step. You
want another one? Yes, yougot it one right there? That's another

(38:07):
one, pal, you through noteven close? Bye? Good? You
got one more right there? Doyou really think I give another? You?
Throw? Menis now? It's eightexcuse me start seven? Shut up
peewee. Yeah sounds like my childhoodright there, the movie. Not the
attitude, right yeah, do yourselfa favor? Shut up? Not work

(38:30):
God? Not now getting kicked offthe plane. She's like, I'm just
trying to get home. So Ican babysit my grandchild. Okay, shut
up. What's more important this stupidpetty argument over the I'm gonna help somebody
or not thing in the exit rowor getting back to babysit your grandchild.
And it's along the lines of tweeting, like the tweets that get people in

(38:50):
trouble. This woman could have justsaid the word yes and then thought in
her mind silently, I'm not sayingjust say the word yes, because if
you he did just pulled George Costanzowhen the plane is uh, you know,
in that situation, throw everybody.We go back and look at the
tape exactly. Just say the wordsback and we are into another new hour

(39:14):
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's a Thursday morning. It's May
the twenty third, twenty twenty four. I'm wody. That's Ravy. There's
Greg Gory. Hi, Menace,Good morning to you. Good morning Wood.
Sammy SeaBASS is on location doing thatmovie in Ohio. We got the
phones open for you at eight sevenseven our guest of honor eight seven seven

(39:36):
forty four Wood, he hit us. Somebody text over to two two nine
eight seven, Uh Antonio Brown isin the news today. Oh, he
has filed for federal bankruptcy. Ohmaybe he owes nearly three million dollars to
eight different creditors. Oh, isthat why he was trying to get back

(39:57):
in the NFL? Was he hesaid he wanted to come back to Steeler
That's right? Yeah, Okay,that's the only team he would play for.
Then, as I say, thenhe officially retired. Yea, and
the Steelers were like, no,Doc, what an idiot is he?
Not? Making podcast money? Doeshelp podcasts? Not to knowledge and on
them and other money news. Yesterday, a judge blocked the foreclosure auction that

(40:20):
was supposedly going to happen today forGraceland. Right. This was all caused
by the so called investment and privatelending company that claimed that they had loaned
Lisa Marie Presley three point eight milliondollars that she had put up Graceland as
collateral, and then when she died, she still owed them, so they
were going to auction off Graceland.Now, Lisa Marie's daughter claimed it was
all a scam. There's not awebsite associated with this company, all kinds

(40:44):
of other like very shady stuff.She claimed, also the company had forged
her mother's signature, and at thehearing the judge pretty much backed up that
claim. The notary involved swore thathe did not notarize Lisa Marie's signature on
the deed of the trust that thecompany provided. Okay, there you go.
Anyway, long story longer. Thecompany withdrew all their claims on Graceland

(41:07):
with prejudice, meaning they cannot refile, and now there's talk to the FBI
might investigate them. They arrest forfraud, full on fraud, trying to
sell one of the most iconic propertiesout from under the people that own it,

(41:28):
a couple of douchebags. In thenews, this guy in New Zealand,
you want to like a full wW e off the boat that he
was on, this top rope styleonto the back of a killer whale,
like jumped off like the flying elbowkind of thing, and then body slammed
right onto this killer whale, thisOrca. Unfortunately it didn't. That sucks.

(41:55):
His friends got it all on video. I mean to be honest,
the whale probably didn't even like whatI guess that's most likely most likely dick
move for sure. Yeah, thisguy's an a half. But his friends
got all on video. I meanthey're all excited, they're carrying on laughing.
Unfortunately, like I said, Waledid not kill him, but he
did get hit with a fine Gregthree hundred and sixty five dollars. Oh

(42:16):
no, scrap that up. Anotherdouche bag of the day A McDonald's employee
in Australia. What apple? Theygot apple now? And they probably call
it something else? Oh yeah theydo? Do they still cherry pie?
McDonald's used to be apple cherry andmaybe like a seasonal one. Well they

(42:36):
had that something, didn't They justhave something seasonal November was they did?
It was like try a pumpkin pie? All right, I can't remember.
I will google it. Google itright now? What pies are offered to
McDonald's currently, And apparently there's onlyone place, there's only one area where
they still deep fry the apple theMcDonald's pies. Oh, I didn't know
they ever did that. Oh yeah, that's how it was back in the
day, good day, when Iworked at mc donald's in let's see,

(43:00):
that was ninety four deep pie.It was still deep fried pie. Yeah.
They started baking them. Yeah,and there they're not as good.
Yeah, i'll eat it. Imean, if it's here, I'll eat
from what I can find. Don'tyou have the McDonald's app Yeah, they
have strawberry and cream and then bakedapple pie. Okay, the apple is

(43:22):
the standard. Uh oh, cherry, there's blueberry blueberry? Yeah, I
try that. It sounds all right, I'm trying. Yeah. No.
Anyway, this employee in Australia caughton video drying a mop that she had
just used to clean the floor with. Yeah, under the heat lamp for
the fries. And she's the thingis that when you watch this video,

(43:45):
she's making no effort to hide whatshe's doing. It's a few of the
customers. The customers are the onesthat captured it. She was taking her
sweet ass time, just holding upthis damp, dirty mop just inches from
the fries. Rose not what areyou doing? Dog? And something tells
me it was a dare from theother employees and probably no, and she

(44:07):
was the full that went for it. No, come on, customers,
right, we'll give you fifty bucks. Yeah, you know, I still
like I still like those Hostess pies. You know, you get like in
the in the stack cake aisle withall the other hostess stuff. Yeah,
they have. You know, usuallythe store has their own brand of the
same kind of pie, frosted piecoming almost like this. They're wrapped up

(44:30):
like in a parchment paper. Yeah, okay, yeah, those are good,
and they're glazed like little pie cowzones. Yeah, they are exactly
folded over like that, and theyhave like the little crimps on the on
the aniles. Somebody took a forkby hand. And remember they had everything
that chocolate apple cherry cherry is myfavorite get one today. Are they're still

(44:54):
Oh yeah, yes, guys havethat's a dumb question. I'm not a
sweet person. Didn't you guys havelike a I guess they called it like
a bakery outlet or I grew updown the street from a hostess out hostess
outlet. Yeah, I had oneof those two and they had all that
stuff. It was awesome. WheneverI would come to visit Raby yep,

(45:15):
and that was always a must stop. I Yeah, she just knew that
we had to stop there because itwas the only hostess outlet that I knew
about. Yeah. I was sodisappointed because just recently I went to a
meeting and I thought I saw ahostess outlet. But it was just an
old sign name that walked in andit was for another business. We moved
this sign time. You're the onlyone that's following for that. I thought

(45:39):
I was about to come up rightnow. That man, it's was that
right after your did you there's theappointment that you go to. Was this
that doctor's appointment you went on tomake sure everything was cool and weren't dying?
This was another one and he's likehostess. He walks out from getting
his plaqu levels checked right fifteen onthe way out. He was the hostess

(45:59):
out That was a while ago.What does a whole hostess outlet have?
Is it like different flavors that youwouldn't see normally it's all everything else host
Okay, so the bread, Imean even like our wonderbread. There just
a store. Yeah, it's asmall store, but it's the best smelling
store you've ever been in. Yeah, and they got everything and it's an

(46:20):
outlet. Yeah, so you likeOld Davy's got an outlet the Old Davy
has it's either like on clearance oryou can know it would be like the
flavors that like didn't really sell thekind of thing No, I also grew
up near an intimates outlet. Yeah, that would do. I'll tell you

(46:42):
what that was, the beacon ofthe Golden Mile Highway. Yes, that's
the host of Yeah. Like youheading toward Plumb, man, you knew
once you hit that Golden Mile Highwaythat you're going to see that beacon of
joy shining on the horizon as soonas you turn the corner there on the
right hand side of the head towardcorrect What is nailing it? Yeah,
McDonald's is bringing back it's five dollarsvalue man. Yes, Jack in the

(47:06):
Box is introducing a Munchies under fourdollars deal. And Wendy's they've rolled out
a new three dollar breakfast value meal. But the most affordable restaurant in America
is Little Caesars Zy well Skeezies AlmaMater. Yeah. And even with those
affordable prices, Little Caesars is crushing. And I was reading the article they

(47:28):
got about forty two hundred US locations. Wow, and they generate four billion
dollars in sales and yeah, mygod, crazy? Is that more I
wonder than like Pizza Hood or Domino? Good question, John's that's how they
stay so affordable and yet makes somuch money. Yeah volume, all right,
yeah, pure volume. Yeah,And I mean they're probably honest about

(47:52):
how much pizza ingredients actually cost.And they say, if you break it
down, because there's a number ofplaces in New York City where it's a
dollar slice, and you know,once you get like maybe like one topping
on there and you're out the door, it's about a buck fifty, they
say, it still breaks down.You can buy pie for twelve bucks from
one of those places, but LittleCaesar still breaks down to be a better

(48:13):
deal than that. Really, Yeah, all right, fifty slice again.
We just ordered a pizza the otherday from our local place and it was
a large pepperoni that's all it was. Sorry, Greg, I know you
don't like that basic, but youcould probably get two from Little Caesars.
Oh yeah, oh so easily.I did a quick Google search. By
the way, I think what reallychanged the game for Little Caesars was the

(48:35):
Hot and Ready. When when thatcame up, well you didn't have to
waste show off. Yeah. SoI'm looking at the sales numbers and it
says Domino's number one, Pizza Hotnumber two, Little Caesars. Okay,
Okay the last time I got somethingfrom Little Skeezies because I like that pretzel
crust. They have the thing nowwhere like you use your app and you
go pick it up, so ittells you, okay, it's in the

(48:57):
oven now, Okay, it's doingthis now, and then you just go
into the store and it's in likethis warm oven thing and you just push
push your code and yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy. They closed
that hostess outlet by Rabi's old houseforever ago, and someone's on the texting
they just took the sign down,That's what I'm saying. They're taking down,

(49:20):
like the Anemin's Bakery is still there. The yeah, they they just
took the sign because I guess they'refinally redoing the building. Yeah wow,
thank you. Yeah, but howmany years ago did the close forever forever?
A decade plus? Yeah wow?Yeah. Going back to the Little
Caesars real quick. I want totry those crazy puffs. They look like
cupcakes. Oh yeah, yeah,yeah, I see those in the grocery

(49:43):
store now, not Little Caesars orwhatever. They they're like a little pizza
cupcake things and the frozen food likewhere all the other pizza stuff is Oh
yeah, willing to try text says. I remember about ten years ago the
hostess outlet went out of business inNewport News and they had a big sale
and I bought a lot of it. I stuffed my car full as well.
Yeah all right eight seven seven fortyfour. What if you want to

(50:05):
call in text us like these finepeople are over to two two nine eight
seven A Woody show. All right, welcome back. Yeah, Thursday morning.
How's everybody feeling feeling great? Yeah? Right to the big long weekend.

(50:30):
Yeah, that's that's pretty sweet.That will definitely be nice. Yeah,
there's an ice cream, right,you know that Van Lewins. I
heard of it. They normally,you know, go either way to come
out with the weird flavors of craftback and cheese flavor. Okay, we
tried that not terrible out there firstice cream for dogs. Oh, it's

(50:51):
a peanut, butter and banana flavor. And they they work that dog food
brand Ali into the mix. Theysell the human grade dog food. Yeah.
Uh. Pet coo stores though,will carry the new Van Lewin Dugan
ice cream and you can get alittle ice cream babies dogs love. I
too might not eat anything a coupleof ice cream, hold it for and

(51:13):
she licks licks lake late lake.Her cute heurt. So it was just
Chimney's birthday the other day. Ohyeah, and she got some ice cream.
What is she ten? Nine?Wow? Really? Nine? Where's
the time? Goo? I know, God, I remember when she was
just a puppy and baby, holdingher in the palm of my hands.
Nine A right not to be dark? But how long do French bulldogs live?

(51:36):
Got a curiosity? Uh? Theysay twelve to thirteen years? Wow?
Yeah? And I mean if youtalk to any people that hate French
bulldogs, they'll say five years.But yeah, here's my dogs that are
ten. They've been around a while. Yeah, I remember when you were
pushing them in strollers. Couldn't touchground her up. That's what's going on

(51:57):
with your neighbors. By the way, the menace was talking about something with
the neighbor. Yeah, it's it'sno b if. I got embarrassed.
What happened was I had a longday of Yeah, I had a long
day of meetings. And you know, I don't poop in public because you're
normal, because I you know,I'm an adult. So so I had

(52:21):
a really long car drive to goback home. And so I finally get
home and I opened the garage andI pull in and the garage door is
still open, and I open mycar door, and as I'm opening my
car door, I'm talking to myself. I'm like, man, I got
to crap my insides out right,but I actually use I actually used the

(52:43):
S word right. And then thesecond I say that, my neighbor goes,
hey, how you doing? Ihave to ish my insides out?
But it was awkward because the billa second I finished this end, He's
like, hey, I love it, dude. I got caught. Just

(53:07):
the other day. I was likeone of those situations where I wasn't sure
I was going to make it,and I was thinking about backup plans for
a poo or a oh it wasa pool where were you driving home?
And it hit me hard all ofa sudden, like your guts are going
to fall out? And I waslike, oh boy, what am I
gonna do here? Right? Andyou know, there was places I could

(53:28):
pull over and stop, but likeit would hit me so hard out of
the you know, out of nowherewhere it's like I'm standing as I'm driving.
You ever do that where you're assesup off the seat. I'm using
my left push up against the floor, like you know, to the left
of the of the break, andI'm like, oh do it? Wow?

(53:49):
And like uh, there was evenlike a like a park on the
way home where I always see likethe delivery guy stopping. Oh yeah,
yeah. I figured they're doing drugsor you know, happening there. I
thought about it, but I did, but I did make it home.
I made it home. Yeah,I was. I was a little worried
that there might be some hershey inthere, but there wasn't. Wow,

(54:14):
it was just a really hot fart. I thought maybe for a minute,
yeah, who is that the ButI was sweating, Greg. I was
sweating like Greg doing the Nohan's challengebecause I was thinking, like if I
was on my way home and hadto use the bathroom, I don't know
where i'd go first, because alot of these places you need like a
coat or is that the wobe likeacting no, because they say like,

(54:37):
if you eat stuff you're not supposedto eat, you get the crabs stuff
you're not supposed to eat. That'swhat I heard. No, if you
eat bad food, it'll give youthe crabs. Really yeah, No,
I mean the whole thing. Itjust slows the digestion process. There's not
like any kind of tea. Foodthat you're not supposed to eat, doesn't
give you any sensitivity to So it'ssupposed to make you feel full long yes,

(54:58):
Yeah, it just makes you feelfull longer and then slows your digestion
down, so you do feel fulllonger, and then you end up eating
less and then you end up losingweight ultimately. So no emergency poops.
Where do you find that out?But right, I didn't get caught talking
to myself by my neighbors. ButI'm mad at my neighbors again. Really,
remember I told you ones. Uh, it's hard to pinpoint exactly who,

(55:20):
although in this case I think Icould. I just don't know who
they are. I told you guysabout a month ago, they did what's
called a slurry on my street.It's kind of like the the bargain basement
version of repaving where they just kindof go over the existing specreen. It
looked nicer, but it doesn't reallyfix anything. Yeah, and they tell
you to stay off of it fortwelve hours, and they warned us a
week in advance, So God forbidyou had to go somewhere. All you

(55:44):
had to do was park on anotherstreet for one day and just walk to
your car that one day. Butthen when they did my side of the
street, they did it in halves, so my across the street neighbor drove
on it within I don't know,twenty minutes, so it las tire marks.
Yeah. So now they did theother half of the street, and

(56:05):
I thought, okay, let's seeif the other half of the street has
the same sense. Sure enough,gouged. It's brand new, you know,
pitch black slurry looks all fancy andnew, and it's completely gouged.
So many people pulled out of theirdriveways. You can see the tire marks
down the street, and then theygot out of the car, moved the
barricade, and went on their way. Wow, now what is okay?
Greg? I'm telling you they're usingsome new and I don't know exactly what

(56:29):
it's called. Any people out therewho do a lot of paving or can
tell us more about this. There'sa new technique they're using to resurface streets
with. And somebody explained it tome, and that's I guarantee. It's
what they did in your neighborhood.They did it in my neighborhood, and
it's really terrible quality crap. Yeah, even like I don't think it had
anything to do with those people drivingon it when they did, because they

(56:52):
did that stuff on our street andthe streets around my neighborhood and they all
look like that. And it's becauseit's this real thin and it seems like
the minute it gets over eighty degrees, I think it's softens. Yeah,
you get these, you get these, you know ruts, not even ruts,
but like also you can see wherepeople turn the wheel as they're backing

(57:12):
out of a driveway. When yousee it, you see that little kind
of like swirl from where the tireturned, and it's just gonna be there.
It's going to be there. Andit's also like ay, it's also
not a very smooth surface. It'skind of rough. So what they do
with this, because it takes alot less time and it's a lot cheaper,
they basically skim the top of theasphalt, the current surface to make

(57:35):
it look nice, just to roughit up a bit, and then they
put this very thin layer of stuff. They're done on your street and like
to do the entire street exactly.It's a very quick process. It's a
way cheaper way than they're doing itfrom the years past. Right, garbage.
It will never look good. It'salways gonna look it looks worse.
But they still should have let acure for a few hours if people drove
on it, right, I mean, I get what you're saying, but

(57:59):
when i'm it would have ended uplooking like that anyway. Yeah, they
did it in my neighborhood like threeyears ago, and it looks like hot
garbage. I told you. Onedude walked across the street and there's footprints
all the way down the rock.Yeah, I mean there's very little door
building this stuff. The Texas camein. They did this at my school.
Now the school looks horrible. Itlooks way worse. Lame. Yeah,

(58:20):
but it's a cheap way to doit, and they could say,
well, we just resurfaced right tenyears all right, eight seven seven forty
four. Woodie hit us up withthe text over to two two nine eight
seven, said, man, Icould totally relate to being worried about making
it home for a number two.But grocery stores have bathrooms. It's not
the best, but it's better.Oh, that's where some other places.
Twice I've opened the door and peopleare taking a crap in there. The

(58:44):
lot six six one says almost peedmyself last night. Friend kept talking after
dinner and no bathroom until I gothome. I was bouncing in my seat.
Then I ran to the side yardand let it go. Oh I
get it, Yeah, I getit all right? More what he shows
next? If you watch years afteryears after years, and then you see
them in person, and it's atotally different experience than you do watching them

(59:07):
all over the screen. Show WoodyShow back in a bit, welcome back.
He might look cute and cuddly.They are very mean spirited. Way
back aybout air show after ours voicemailanytime after ten am, if you maybe
listen to the podcast or it's lateron you're thinking about something that we were

(59:29):
talking about, or hey, yousee or hear about something and you think
of us, I'll beade, Ohman, you know I got the Woodie
Show. Know about this anytime afterten until the next morning when we're on
the air, whenever that next showmight be after ours? Voicemail is there
for you? At eight seven sevenforty four, A little follow up.
We were talking about white knuckling it, you know, having to get home

(59:49):
so you can use the potty oryeah, menace embarrassing himself in front of
his neighbor because he had to ishso bad and certainly overheard him saying that,
yeah, made for an awkward Hey, neighbor, Hey, yeah,
but this person has a question forus. Hey, guys, I'm just
sitting here on the toilet, andI thought I would ask you guys,
since I'm here alone in my house. Whenever I'm in the bathroom, I

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just leave the door open. Idon't care if I'm going pee, going
poop, you know, Joe andany of it. Door stays open if
I'm alone. Do you guys dothat? Are you guys shutting the door
to poop if you know no one'sgoing to be home for hours? Like,
are you scared? Or do youguys? Just let it go?
Let us know, Okay, I'lllet you know. Yeah, door yourself.

(01:00:36):
Yeah. I mean, I guesshad a habit wide open. But
if you live alone like Raby orSammy, always it's always open open.
But when people are over, that'sthe problem. I had my brother over
and I completely forgot one time,I just left the door open so I
always go to the bathroom, andthen I was like, oh I should
close this so it does just walkover. Yeah, we wanted you to
see you on the toilet. You'refreaked you first because it's always open.

(01:01:02):
It's not even I forgot air clotheshere, Sam look sick. That is
this guy? Say he Joe's whilewas in the bathroom. Well he did.
That's weird. Joe in the toilet, maybe in the shower, say
young as a younger person, sayJoe. Oh yeah, I didn't you

(01:01:23):
catch that, suld say Joe.But no, if nobody's home, I'm
not closing the door. Cash yeah, or open as long as the you
know the dog, it's not comingin cats, well, the cats need
access otherwise there will be pause underthe door. What are you doing in
there? After hours? Voicemail eightseven seven forty four Woody, I think

(01:01:44):
there's some shenannigans going on. TheWoody Show is back and we're into another
new hour. Ladies and Gentlemen,Insensitivity Training for a politically correct world.
It is a Thursday morning. It'sa pre Friday, YEP. It is
May twenty third, twenty twenty fouron Woody, that's Raby bring gory,

(01:02:05):
good morning, Good morning, wegot menace. What is up? What
is sea bass on location? Butwe're checking out what he's got going on
throughout the morning. There is Sammyphones open for you. Eight seven seven
forty four, Woody, it's eightseven seven forty four Woodies. Hit us
up with eight text over to twotwo nine eight seven question of the hour

(01:02:27):
and you're gonna be able to callhim and text it on this you can
get started on the text and thenwe'll get your calls too. But what's
the most redneck thing you've ever witnessed? I mean I've seen and this is
not like you heard about it,No, you witnessed it. I've seen
a number of things over the years. But what is the most redneck thing

(01:02:49):
that you have personally witnessed? Thinkabout it? Text over to two two
nine eighty seven with whatever you got, or you'll be able to call in
eight seven seven forty four Woody.That's eight seven to seven four. Keep
it a classy. In the news, a firefighter in Detroit arrested after he
assaulted another firefighter. I heard aboutthat was the scene of a fire during

(01:03:09):
a fire while they're fighting it.Yeah, here's a reporter from one of
the local news stations there in Detroit, and if I didn't know any better,
I would think that he was tryingto see how many times he could
work the word fire into his report. Okay, yeah, dude, check
it out. He says fire likea hundred times. E Detroit firefighters known
as some of the best in thebusiness at fighting fires, not fighting each

(01:03:32):
other while also fighting fires. Detroitfire crews arrived quickly to a significant fire
inside this home, and the firefightersgot right to work. Something went wrong
with a firefighter who comes from aDetroit firefighter family, where he allegedly assaulted
a fellow firefighter as they're fighting thefire, to the point where the chief

(01:03:52):
on the fire scene had to callDetroit police for help. We are told
in his fire gear and all officersarrested that firefighter and took him to the
Detroit Detention Center thirteen times. Isthis a joke? No, that was
his report, So not like forthe onion or something like that. Oh
my god, yeah right, Ohmy god. Earlier this week, a

(01:04:15):
brand spanking new DMV open in Lincoln, Nebraska, Lucky and only a few
hours after it officially opened and walkshis fella, Joseph Schrader, And here
is the information officer from the LincolnPolice Department talking about what happened next.
Looks like he had fish and carrotsand said that something fishy was going on,

(01:04:38):
all right, what weird? Andthen he danced he threw fishing carrots
everywhere. Okay, okay fish unclearhow much fish? How many carrots he
had? Must have been a lot, though, because according to the police
report, he caused around nine thousanddollars in damages day, mostly to the
carpet and the ceiling. But yeahagain, like, how do you what
you's got to get? Like arug doctor? I know, come on,

(01:05:00):
Joseph TikToker to me, Joseph wasarrested for criminal mischief. So he's
got a beef with a DMV.Yeah, something fishy going on? Yeah
yeah, Like wouldn't you take thatto a different office, walks in with
fish and Karen's harrist throws fish andKaren's ever in one thousand? Cool?

(01:05:20):
Keep it classic. What's the mostredneck thing you've seen in your life?
We get opened up the phones onthat one too, Morgan, if you
want to start getting people lined up. Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
That's eight seven seven forty four,Woody. Text over your answer.
What's the most you personally not thatyou've heard about. We've all heard about

(01:05:41):
a ton of stuff on the redneck news. Oh yeah, reading stuff
or seeing a video online. Butpersonally, what is the most redneck thing
you have ever witnessed? Now Ididn't witness this. I'll give you an
example. My wife would be ableto call in. Okay, just so
you know what we're going for here. She was the Walmart and she saw
the woman pushing the baby in thestroller. The woman had her can out

(01:06:05):
and the baby was breastfeeding, sittingin that little seat in the front,
leaning forward and breastfeeding. As momspushing the cart through Walmart. It's a
natural thing. That is mega redneck. I'm hippie. Here's the text most
redneck thing I've ever witnessed in mylife. A wedding proposal at a demolition

(01:06:25):
derby at the fair. Just cool. Yeah, So what's the most redneck
thing you've ever witnessed? You wantto turn this into a last man standing?
We could attach a prize to it. We haven't done one of those
in a while. So the waythat last man standing works. So,

(01:06:46):
now that we've set the topic,you call in and you tell us your
story, in this case, what'sthe most redneck thing you've ever witnessed?
And then we're going to take thenext call, and then between those two
calls we'll figure out which one isthe better the two stories. That person
stays they're like the new king ofthe hill, all right, and then
we'll take the next line and we'lltalk to that person. We'll compare those

(01:07:06):
two stories, and then by theend of the segment, which everyone is
still left standing, will win aprize. So are we baiting you into
sharing your story about the most redneck thing you've ever seen? Sure you
can call it that, but tohey, it works out for you if
you've got the best story, whatis the most redneck thing you've ever seen?
Phones are open eight seven seven fortyfour. What the texts don't count?

(01:07:31):
Okay, the text don't count.You got to call. Although I
do feel bad because I kind ofscrewed this person who texted over. Oh
yeah, that was a good one. Do you want to do you want
to consider this? We can getthem on the phone we can call them
because I did read it and thenI kind of by doing that, I
kind of screwed him out of thetrue Yeah, so we can use that

(01:07:51):
as the first We'll use that asthe first one. They'll see what else
we get on the phones. Allright, eight seven seven forty four.
What we call now best wins aprize. What's the most redneck thing you've
ever seen? We'll get to thatnext on the Woodies show. Hang on
show, We'll be right back thosewhat is the most redneck thing that you

(01:08:15):
have witnessed? Eight seven seven fortyfour, Woody. You would think we're
giving away a million dollars right now. Phones are just crazy on the topic
already. Last man Standing style isbecause we have so many stories. You
share your story, then we takeanother call here their story. We'll decide
here in the room, which isthe best one that will move on,

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which everyone's left at the end ofthe segment will be our winner, and
that person will win a prize somethingyou personally witness. What's the most redneck
thing you've witnessed? Eight seven sevenforty four. That's eight seven seven forty
four, Woody, And let's goright to the phones and say hi to
DJ. Good morning, Djjay,what a show? Oh yeah? Up?

(01:09:00):
All right, So DJ, what'sthe most redneck thing you've witnessed?
So most redneck thing I witnessed ismy little brother. For the past five
years. He's been living in aconnect box, one of those big metal
storage containers at the dirt pits wherehe works for at least the last five

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years. He hit me up oneday and was like, he's living in
a normal house with his buddy.And he's like, Dude, I just
got the most cherry new living spotat work. And I'm like, all
right, cool man, let mecome see it. And I thought it
was a storage shed, you know, you got tools hanging on the wall.
And I see a mattress on thefloor and I'm like, wait,
this is where you live. Andhe's like, heck yeah, brother,

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carey, Oh my god. Man. All right, all right, Well
that's say good money for those stores. That's DJ. All right, Hang
one second, DJ. Now wedo have the guy who texted in and
I you know, read his text. We have we have Dave. Hey,
Dave, Dave, are you there? Oh? There? He is?
All right, So Dave is theguy who witnessed a wedding proposal at

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a demolition derby at a fair.That's pretty cool. Now my question was
she already pregnant? She was allright. They did warm me that he's
a truck driver. He's going throughkind of a weird area right now.
But yeah, I had a coupleof questions. That's fine. So his
story or DJ story about the littlebrother living in the storage container? Which

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one do you think moves on?This storage unit is located where again brother
works in the dirt pit dirt becauseI just want to add to the ambiance
of the regnant and the redness.So which which one do you think moves
on? I still think proposal prettygood. I'm going to storage container in

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the dirt pit and where he works. I know, Yeah, Sammy,
you need a tiebre there. Youknow what. We're gonna go to bord
where you're the tie breaker. Isit gonna be the is it gonna be
theos the wedding proposal? I thinkthe wave proposal consounds fun, So I'm
gonna go. I'm gonna go dirtpit. That sounds really redneck dirt.

(01:11:14):
Yeah, Dave, thanks for thecalling, man, appreciate you listening,
man, good luck and be safeon those streets. Hey, dude,
can you hit the horn for canyou hit the horny? Okay, all
right, all right those big trucksstill yeah, all right, DJ is
moving on here. Let's go toHow about this one, Bobby, Bobby,

(01:11:40):
good boring, how you guys doing, We're doing great. Tell us
your story about the most redneck thingyou've ever witnessed. He I was cruising
down some back roads and a witingto stay mobile home getting repolled and the
owner was in a wheelchair holding ontothe back of it as they're pulling on
the road. All right, allright, so the mobile home is being

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repossessed and the owner in a wheelchairis hanging on to the back of it
as it's being towed away. Yeah, we would not let go. That
was that was pride. That one'smoving on. I'm vo anybody else voting
for big box a dirt pick anybody? This one makes me. It's hilarious.
So sad, Bobby, Bobby,hang on, man, don't go

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anywhere. DJ. Thank you forcalling. That's a great story, all
right, thank you guys. Thatdefinitely beats it. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, all right. Later,let's see let's go to uh Greg,
Good morning, Greg, how's youcalling. We're doing great. All right,
So what's the most redneck thing you'veever witnessed? I went through an
RC event in Kentucky called Beat theCreek. They drive like little off road

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trucks, and there was a ladythere with pink hair, and she had
a raccoon on her shoulder. Nice, and she pat had a little baby
lactoon. All right, So shehad a baby raccoon on her shoulder at
the Remote Control Truck convention. Ohthat's good. Yeah, it was pretty
awesome. It was cool raccoon.She had an awesome Kentucky accent too.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, allright, let's see votes. Well,
still going mobile home, repossessed,mobile wheelchair. Homer for a raccoon story,
So raccoon, that is a RemoteControl Truck convention. But he was
there, so yeah, you mighthave some redneck qualities. Well, sure,
that's the story, that's not thequestion we're asking. I understand you

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wanted to judge. Sometimes you haveto be read neck adjacent to witness right
next thing? Yeah uh yeah,mobile home mobile vote? Yeah? All
right, Greg, thank you forthe call. Appreciate listening. Let's see
how about Kenny Hey, Good morning, Kenny Kenny, Good morning morning.
All Right, So, what's themost redneck thing you've ever witnessed. I

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was hanging out and moved somewhere far. Was hanging out to a guy,
a big, tall Asian guy,Southern accent. We're driving on a rural
road and he just takes his deerout. It happens really fast. He
jumps out, he splits his throat, he skins it right there, throws
it in the back, and we'reeating it the next day. Okay,
so you're driving along, you're notout there hunting. Hits the deer with

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the car van, a big vanvan gets out, cuts the deer's throat
and bleeds it out right there onthe side of the road, just to
take it home, and then heate it the next day. All right,
I mean waste on one note,but I don't know that that guy
hanging onto the mobile home with hisYeah, it's a great story, that's

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that's Yeah. Eating roadkill is veryredneck. It is somebody somebody actually,
somebody actually hit us up. Hesaid. I don't want to call in
for the prize, but I sawtwo dudes fighting over roadkill once. Yeah.
God, yeah, all right,Kenny, thanks for the calling.
Man, appreciate it. Thank you, guys. Even even Kenny Mow He's

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like, man, I can't meetthat other story. Let's see how about
Andy? Hey, Good morning Andy. Andy. Oh and oh there is
yeah, sorry some mute or something. All right, good morning Andy.
What's the most redneck thing that you'vewitnessed? So the most redneck thing I've

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witnessed. I was out in thecountry one day with my family and we
pull over and I see this guywith a lit Marbor gas can, a
drill and a funnel and he justwalks to a line of cars, crawls
underneath, drills a hole in thetank, and then comes out a few
minutes later with a gas can fullof gas. Wow. Wow figurette.

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Yeah. I mean all right,uh jerk again. It's another great,
I mean, terrific story. Redneck. It's also crime. Yeah,
no, right, I mean itdoesn't mean that's a lot of red neck.
Look at the red Neck News.I'm thinking like if it looks like
West Virginia hill billy, Right,I'm just thinking because I'm thinking to myself,

(01:16:14):
like if this story would have camein the form of a redneck news
story where this person got busted doingthis. I would definitely include it on
the show as a redneck news votes. Mumble home, bubble home, bable
home, Yeah, mobile home.All right, Andy, thank you for
the call. I appreciate you listeningto my friend. That is good.
Let's go to Nick. Hey,Good morning Nick, Nick, Hey,

(01:16:36):
how's it going guys? Good morning? All right. So the most redneck
thing that you have witnessed, well, this one's personal. Uh. Me
and my mother in law had thesame parole aucer with that repossession of the
trailer. Man, I live inthe trailer that got Wait a wait,

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so why are you on parole?This is a while back, and I'm
not that guy anymore. But yeah, I got in trouble when I was
a kid and ten years got out. Was uh, you know, stolen
cars, barred, a few cars, run from the tops. You know,
we can play this game called catchme if you can because the internet

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didn't exist so all. But then, what about your mother in law?
Was why was she on parole?Oh? She was a gangster, no
question about it. She ran withthe Bandidos. That was the only woman
I was ever scared of in mylife. He probably could take me.
Yeah, and then you married herdaughter, yes, sir, yes,

(01:17:38):
sir, And yeah, we don'thave time for that. Oh my god,
I'm kind of leaning toward Nick.Yeah, you're getting my vote.
I mean, I appreciate it.I like I like both stories about stories,
the mobile homes being towed down theroad with the wheelchair owner hanging on.
Yeah, that's pretty awesome. I'mstill doing next story though. Yeah,

(01:18:01):
I've never heard that sentence. Mymother and I my mother the same
parole officer. That is hilarious.All right, all right, Nick,
hang on? You know what Ido? Oh alright, hang on,
Nick, you're still in the running. Bobby, hang on, You're still
in the running. Vote listener,butte you see, thank you. I
know exactly what is doing because they'reso find Yeah, we can't this way.

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The listeners have some they have someskin in the game. Yep,
alright, that's a good idea.Nick, hang on, Bobby, hang
on. How about Hobby Air?Good morning, Hobby? Are hey guys?
How's going? We're doing great?All right? So what's the most
redneck thing you've ever witnessed? Man? True story? May I die if
I'm lying? Nineteen ninety seven coworker'swedding. First of all, his medal

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and his middle name is Harvey Davidson. Sweet, no joke, that was
his middle name. I won't sayhis name. Yeah. Anyways, the
wedding song was they danced to Creedto my own prison. Yeah, and
their honeymoon was the Monster Show.Yeah, honeymoon wow? Okay, Yeah,

(01:19:15):
we went to the Mons truck though. We were like kind of getting
My roommate and I worked together atthe same place, and they told him,
hey, you know you need toget him a gap where they go
from the honeymoon. He told usthat was on a Monster truckt show.
I'm like, whoa where was thewedding? Hell? They when where they
hold the reception? One of somebody'saunt's house in the backyard? Yeah?
Ok, the tracks? All right? So I think we have our three

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right there, all right? Addingthe third all right? So at this
point, Hobby are hang on,Javier, Nick, and Bobby right now
are the three finalists. I'm gonnago possible, I'm gonna go through just
a couple more on the phones,but it's got to be better than those
three. So funny, all right, let's go to uh briand morning,

(01:20:00):
good morning, my call. You'rewelcome. All right. So, Brian,
what's the most redneck thing that you'vewitnessed? Pretty scarred by this one,
but it went out to the Lakeof the Ozarks and got hungry out
there. One day, saw pontoonboat cooking hot dogs. Walked up,
saw a very wrinkly old lady andhot dogs, put it in her lady

(01:20:21):
hole, then took it out andput it in her mouth hole. Oh
my god, one of those hotdogs. Good morning everybody. Oh my
god, I don't know what that. Yeah, good god, do we

(01:20:44):
know hole top three for anybody?No, but alright, great, great
story, b Visual, I didnot want my god. How about Robert
Hey? Good morning, Robert,Hey, Robert, Good morning Robert.
All right, what's your story?Most read thing you've seen? My family.
I just moved from Texas in NewHampshire and it's my first time meeting

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my uncle and we're walking around hisproperty and he sees the pile of poop
in the middle of the trail.So he picked up a pellet and eats
it. He said, yep,that's deer poop. Yeah, it's like
those old eighties movies for the cops. They take a little bit of the
cocaine from the bag and they rubit on their lips, you know,

(01:21:27):
their gums and the Yep, that'sdefinitely cocaine there, Sarge. That's deer
poop all right there, So ithad a little flavor to it. Anybody
got just one? Top three wehave? Yeah, we're good, all
right, Robert, listen, I'llget one more. Okay, let's go
to Steven. Good morning Steven,Steven, Hey, guys doing we're doing

(01:21:47):
great, all right? So what'sthe most redneck thing that you've witnessed?
So used to live in this smallTexas town. I was delivering pizzas looking
for this address. I pull upand I see this school bus with a
shed attached to the end of it. And as I'm walking up, this

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guy opens the door. He's nakedfrom the hat from the waist down,
and he's got two pigs hanging outbehind his legs and he's got a shotgun.
Asking me what I'm doing there,I say, you know, delivering
this pizza. They said, well, it's not here, so I go
and deliver. Finally find the addressand it's a camper trailer probably about twelve

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feet in the air on stilts,find a ladder to get to to get
to the door. The wow God, So it was the guy in the
school bus sheds. It was pigs, but it was like the same all
this is on the same like plotof land. Yeah, well it's in

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the same neighborhood. So it's calledCook's Lake Road. It's a very redneck
plate, I mean medlands and whatnot. Back all right, this is Jesus
so tough. Yeah. Top threefor anybody keeps on ramping up a camper
trailer on stilts. He climbs upthere until the mobile home being repossessed.

(01:23:12):
Guys hanging on the back of ithas been staying in my top three.
The guy and his mother in lawhave the same parole off and then the
coworker wedding first dance creeds my ownprison honeymoon to a monster truck rally lit.
That's super. I mean, ifI get a vote, I would
put the school bus shed pig combowith the trailer on stilts in place of

(01:23:36):
monster truck honeymoon. Is anybody Iwould put this in the top three and
replace the wheelchair repo. Really,that's what I would do, all right,
Menace I am keeping the redneck wedding. Yeah, that was a super
redneck monster truck creed. But doesthis one replace any of the three?

(01:23:57):
No, okay, Sammy, thiswould replace the wedding for me. The
wedding. Yeah wow. The girlsthink, all right, we have a
top four. I can't make this. I can't decide. No more,
no, yeah, no more calls. This is now the text text vote.

(01:24:18):
The vote is now open on thetext over to two two nine eighty
seven. You're gonna text the numberone, just the number one for the
mobile home being repossessed and the guy'shanging on the back of it as it's
being towed away. He's in awheelchair. Wheelchair. Text the number two
for Nick story about how he andhis mother in law have the same parole
officer. That's two over to twoto two, nine eighty seven. Text

(01:24:40):
to number three for Javier and thewedding that he went to where the first
dance was creeds my own prison,and their honeymoon was to a monster truck
rally. Text three over to twotwo ninety seven or number four Steven the
pizza delivery guy who went to thewrong house first, which was the school
bus shed combo I ended up beingthe camper on stilts that he climbed the

(01:25:02):
ladder to deliver the pizza. Twotext four one, two three or four
over to two two ninety seven.We're gona give you, guys the break
to send your votes over and we'lltell you who wins this round of Last
man Standing. An amazing round.Impress of Last man Standing results next year
on the Woody Show. Hang on, How dumb are you on the Woody

(01:25:23):
Show? I'll bet you right back? Shut up. Well, ladies and
gentlemen, we do have a clearwinner. It was down between two,
so I will tell you the onesthat are not moving on. Not moving
on would be Nick, who heand his mother in law have the same

(01:25:45):
parole officer. But Nick, thankyou for listening to the wood Show and
for hanging on with us. It'sa great story. And go up to
you and your future endeavors. Begood. It'd be good. Be good
out there, A good one,all right, Nick. And also,
to my surprise, that did notmake the final Javier and the wedding story
about creeds. My own prison wasthe first dance. The honeymoon was the

(01:26:09):
monster truck rally. Javier, thankyou, for listening to that story.
Thanks guys, all right, loveyou, bye bye. Yeah, all
right. So it was down betweennomine number one that's the mobile home being
repossessed and the owner hanging on tothe back of it that's being towed away,
Bobby's story, and then nomine numberfour, last minute addition of the

(01:26:30):
finals, were he delivered a pizzato a naked guy living in a half
school bus shed. Combo turned outit was actually the pizza that belonged to
the other guy in the neighborhood whowas living in a camper up on some
stilts and he had to climb theladder. And ladies and gentlemen, boys
and girls, your winner of thisround of last man Standing is Bobby by

(01:26:54):
the mobile home being repossessed, theguy hanging on the back bybe Congratulations,
well done. Hey, you're welcome, and hang on one second so we
can get all your information. Iappreciate you listening to the Woody Show.
There's there's Bobby, and I alsowant to say hi to Steven who Now,
Stephen, the vote was very closebetween the two you, so I'm
gonna give you a price. Soyou guys are both getting a prize.

(01:27:18):
We're both gonna set you up.So Stephen, hang on, appreciate you
listening. And that's how I dolast man stamming everybody. All right,
there's those are some great stories,man. That is like, how do
you choose situation? Almost almost impossible. But there was a couple other stories
that were coming through. Uh.This person saw their neighbors grilling food over

(01:27:40):
a literal trash fire, Like,I just can't accept the idea that food
was being you know, how's itnot gonna taste like burning garbage over trash.
This guy was mowing his yard,riding on a four wheeler while pulling
behind him a push mower. Hewas mowing around his junk cars in the
front yard. My dad was anabsolute proud redneck. He had a lifted

(01:28:02):
truck camo painted with a deer standin the cab and next to the chair
were two flags, one Confederate flagand the other one of Florida gator flag.
All right, how about a fourwheeler funeral procession coffin being towed by
the lead four wheeler. Awesome.This person's parents, their next door neighbor

(01:28:25):
was running outside in his underwear swinginga I'm sorry swinging a banjo to scare
a raccoon off his porch. Oh, yes, honorable mentions. Now that
my god, you love this show, The Woody Show. All right,
welcome back everybody. Hey, itis The Woody Show. Thank you for

(01:28:46):
giving us some of your time inthe other thing we wanted to do is
to h make sure you're telling otherpeople about the show, right, yeah,
of course. So hey you knowwhat, man, I god,
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Man is great. Yea far out. You should really check it out,
you know, ye yeah, wellyeah, I'm sure that would work.

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Yeah yeah, just did, Andyou do it just like that, they
won't be able to resist and they'llthey'll be tuning in. But thank you
so much. You guys have alreadydone a really good job. All the
time, and people hit us up, they're like, hey, man,
so and so told me about aboyfriend, girlfriend, friend, coworker,
whoever it is, and you knowabout how they got into the show and
things like that. We do appreciateeverybody doing their part to help keep this

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thing going. Phones open eight sevenseven forty four. What he hit us
up with the text over to twotwo nine eight seven. Ravey's got the
nerd. Now come up here injust a few moments late us in the
world of nerds. Yeah, we'retalking about that criminal investigation into Matthew Perry's
death, right, Yeah, youknow he dad back in October kenemine,
very high levels of kenemine in thesystem. But like I was curious,

(01:29:51):
like what do they use ketymine for? So I guess it's depression, anxiety,
chronic pain, and a bunch ofother stuff. Is kind of like
a wonder drug, like the waythat Raby I'm saying, the way that
Rabian men is talk about weed allthe time. I'm not it's harmless.
Obviously, it's very dangerous, justlike I guess anything out of control is

(01:30:13):
dangerous. But I mean, it'sa doctor prescribed drug. But what is
it? Is it like a powderand no idea, Like what the hell
is kenned injectable? And I've hearddoctors say wonderful things about it, you
know, for people for pain,for and and for you know, psychological

(01:30:33):
reasons improvement. And so you gotthe l A p D. The Drug
Enforcement Agency d Eire trying to determinewhere he got it. They're saying that
if it's being aided by the postoffice, like how he got it,
like if he got the drugs forthe mail, they could track who sent
it to. Interesting. Yeah,I think it's also good for seizures that

(01:30:54):
call this documentary where a girl hadepileptic seizures very dangerous ones and she they
put her in an induced coma throughketamine for like five days and then emerged
healthy. Okay, Greg question yep, can we do this for KMA side?
I hope, So let's find out. Let's make it happen. Greg

(01:31:15):
and I have this idea. It'sa genius idea. So they could put
people in a medically induced coma.Right, they do it all the time.
So you would put like say myselfor Greg into a medically induced coma.
Right. And now before we gointo the coma, we have set
everything up as far as like whatis our goal weight, and so all
we're getting is just enough nutrients tokeep us alive. Yeah, five wins

(01:31:36):
and liquids and then we literally sleepthe weight off. Because people people all
the time like oh man, Iwas in a coma, I lost so
much weight and what did you do? You slept it off so you're cozy.
Yeah, So like I would goin there, I'd be like,
look, wake me up. AndI hit two hundred pounds right, and
they wake me up. I'm stillfat, still two hundred pounds. But

(01:31:59):
but you're rested right exactly. SoI gotta do a little physical therapy.
Oh yeah, your muscles will goto crap. Okay, I'm willing little
physical then it'll be fine. Butdude, think about how thin I've been,
have dropped however many sizes? Itwould be so great. Check out
the trailer. Do you see howthe trailer for this thing called How Music

(01:32:19):
Got Free? I haven't even heardof it. It's gonna be on Paramount
Plus starting on June eleventh, isdocumentary about Napster and all the file sharing
of the early two thousands. Isaw like Eminem is on there. They
have a bunch of really big names, so that's pretty cool. Sure Lars
will be all over yeah, ohyeah for Metallica and if and if you're

(01:32:40):
looking for a gift idea, maybefor the stoner in your life. Menace
or Rabe Snoop Dog is auctioning offa bunch of stuff including and I quote
a snoop authenticated smoked blunt in acrazy display case and ash tray. Oh
I would love one of his ashtrays. Yeah. Remember I told you
story when I smoked weed with stoopdogg He had an ashtray guy. Yeah,

(01:33:03):
that's all his job was. Yeah, this guy walked into the room
with thirteen ash trays and stoop Dogdidn't say anything. He just walked up
to him and he pointed at certainashtrays and then the guy walked around the
room and dropped him off, andthen the ones that stoop Dog didn't pick,
he just left the room. Neversaw the guy again. Yeah.

(01:33:23):
Wow, well done was a breakgig and we're smoking blunts as long as
our arms and that probably paid prettywell. I'm glad. Yeah, pretty
good page. Yeah, a coupleof the holidays for today. Today's May
twenty third, Today's National Taffy Day. Oh, I know it's old timing,

(01:33:43):
not just some salt. I lovesaltwater taff I love it. Throw
garbage, Greg is Chardonnay Day.I'll throw that in the garbage. Raby
tas National Drinking with Chickens Day,don't know how much you let you go
visit the chickens. To visit thechickens, bring a drink this time,
I will do that. Today isLucky Penny Day. Okay, It's also

(01:34:04):
World Crones and Colitis Day. Nowthe people who have crones and colitis,
man, I do not envy.I know a number of people. My
uncle's got it really bad. It'shad it for decades. My buddy's wife,
she's got crones really bad. Man. Did they all have part of
their intestines removed? Oh? Mymy uncle has had pretty much everything removed.

(01:34:26):
Yeah, and I'm not a coupleother people who have done that too,
different times of life. They havelike a colostomy bag. Yeah,
really bad. Hopefully they figure thatout because that's that's miserable. Yeah.
And today is also World Turtle Dayand Happier Holidays because you know, if
you like turtles, yes, thisis your day, World Turtle Day.

(01:34:47):
All right, try to find outwhat is happening this morning here in the
world of nerds. This is nerdingout with that you got for us today?
Rays Well, we got some updatedbox office projections for this Memorial Day
weekend. Most well, box Furiosaand Garfield movies in theaters tonight for Bob

(01:35:09):
shows for Ariosa, tracking to makeeighty to eighty five million dollars over the
four days. Garfield's still tracking tomake between thirty and thirty five. So
Menace. Maybe you're right about notenough marketing for Garfield, though, I'm
sure it's being marketed in places thatwe don't see. I say, since
the only time Family Film saw anythingabout it is there was a fight in
the movie theater and the trailer isplaying in the background. That's a good

(01:35:31):
one. It was all over theinternet. Have you seen the dead Pool
and Wolverine marketing? Yes, therules They have a full on commercial out
there for Heinegetz silver Heinegin. Yeah, it is a low calorie, low
card beer. I do like thatsilver though, and it sounds that Heineken
Silver has no bitter taste, sothey're saying all the tastes no bitter feelings.
So it's you know, resolving bitternessbetween Deadpool and Wolverine. And apparently

(01:35:57):
this is the first commercial in whatis a multi year partnership between Heineken and
Marvel. Wow. Oh really,yeah, I do like this over it
tastes good. Yeah, I don'tnormally go for those low car beers.
Does it taste like beer? Itdoes? I need all the help I
can get, so that's why Itry it once in a while. Even
at Marvel. The folks over atDisney, they got a big win on

(01:36:18):
their hands because everybody loves the animatedX Men ninety seven on Disney plus one
hundred percent from critics, ninety fourpercent from the audience. So over at
Marvel's studios, an X Men movieis starting to gain some momentum. First
step, they hired a writer.They've signed up Michael Leslie, who just
wrote the Hunger Game's prequel movie,The Ballad of Songbirds at Snakes, So

(01:36:39):
now the writer's lockdown. Next upwill be attracting a director at Gary Oldman,
he's at the Cannes Film Festival,and he took some time to clarify
those comments. Remember he called hisperformance as Serious Black and the Harry Potter
movies mediocre at best. So oldMan said he didn't mean to disparage anyone
out there who are fans of HarryPotter and the films and the character.

(01:37:01):
To talk about his performance I thinkis very much beloved, That's what he
said, and yes, serious,Black is beloved. He said. What
I meant by this is, asany artist or actor or painter, you
always are hyper critical of your ownwork. I don't know what that's like.
And if you're not, if you'resatisfied with what you're doing, that

(01:37:23):
would be death to me. IfI watched a performance of myself and thought,
my god, I'm fantastic, thiswould be a sad day. So
there you go. Clarification Raby,and for more nerd stuff, check out
the nerd nod podcast at The WoodyShow dot com. All Right, I
heard a lot of stuff. He'sso great at everything. How could he

(01:37:47):
not watch himself and go, okay, that's I mean, do you see
him a true romance? He wasso scary. He has that show on
Apple TV plus where he's like aterrible boss of a spy agency. He's
really good at He's so good.Yeah, I mean, look, it's
it sucks. What do you feelthat way? Yeah? Right? I

(01:38:08):
mean I thought of you obviously whenI was reading these quotes. But it's
almost comforting that if Gary Oldman feelsthat way. It's like every once in
a while you go, what's bad? It was all right? Right?
Right, you know, Yeah,and then you got chalk it up to
like gonna have to be happy withthat all right? Time for your birthdays
show its shim. We're gonna it'sshimmer, We're gonna sit. It's sim

(01:38:34):
And you know we don't do startthe celebrities today. Wow, we started
the celebrities every day when my kittens. Today is Drew Carrey's birthday. Greg
the worst host ever A price isright? Like he was fine on whose
line is it anyway? Because it'sjust whatever. He should be the greatest

(01:38:56):
guy in the world, but heshouldn't be a game show. Yeah.
Drew Carrey is sixty six years oldtoday. Another game show host, Ken
Jennings. I mean he started bywinning seventy four straight episodes of Jeopardy and
he earned more than two point fivemillion doing it. Now he is the
host. He is fifty years old. You got Ryan Kugler, the dog
speaking of Marvel stuff. Yeah,director, and he is thirty eight years

(01:39:20):
old today. Jewel throwback Thursday Jewel. She always had that snaggletooth. Right,
I think it's fixed though, right, is it? Yeah? I
think work. I just got thatjewel money. Yes, who will save
your soul, who will fix thatsnaggle tooth Jans She did fifty years old
for Jewel. You got Melissa McBride, who's Carol on The Walking Dead,

(01:39:44):
who's fifty nine. You got Karenduff Duffy, the former MTV VJ and
Revlon Model Duffy it was sixty twoyears old, and you got Leah Delaria,
who is Big Boo on Orange isthe New Black A sixty six years
old today. A couple old timeybirthdays. Joan Collins is ninety one and

(01:40:08):
Mitch album that sounds familiar. Hehad those books that Tuesdays with Moriah and
the five People you Meet in Heaven. Mitch was trapped in Haiti when everything
went again. That's right, Yeah, he had to get emergency help.
Sixty six. Your porn of birthdaytoday is Julie Cash and she has handled
more stacks. I'm stacks. Thatwas more stacks. She's handled more sacks,

(01:40:33):
sacks and stacks than a potato farmer. See that's what That's how it's
gonna make sense. She's been inone hundred and sixty two fine films,
including Big Ass, Anal Wreckage,Oh jo oh No. She was in
Black Kong Dong Volume eighteen, theinternational film Chicas Porno seven. How about

(01:40:54):
this one? I was tight yesterdayVolume ten Today, Yeah, I'm not
sure what happened. She was inNympho Roomy gets double whammy. Oh wow,
that's also ass ass and more assand who can forget her unforgettable role
in Vagina is the Best Medicine Volumeseven? Yeah, okay, it is

(01:41:14):
known to help a lot of things. I mean good. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, that's Julie Cash. She'sthirty five years old to day and
she's had more sacks than a potatofarmer. You guys at your born of
birthday, your celebrity birthdays. Andthat is a Thursday morning look of what's
happening in the world of nerds andyour nerd out Report. Quick break,

(01:41:34):
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Yeah, so the full show podcasttoday, Menace is no hands challenge

(01:42:20):
happened this morning, Greg feeding ablindfolded Menace just using his feats. Ray's
favorite thing to watch. I loveit. Yeah, we had that for
you this morning because of the trendingnews headlines. Of course, Ravies Nerdin
out. You can find it allon the podcast. Just hit up the
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(01:42:40):
think the only thing on my mindtoday is that tomorrow is Friday. It's
all I can think about today isthat tomorrow is Friday. So Friday fail
stories Tomorrow. We also have thed u i Q. Yes, SeaBASS
is still on the road film inthat movie in Ohio, but he'll join
us for the d UIQ. AlsoGuys Menaces late night Monologue week Yeah,

(01:43:04):
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(01:43:27):
anything like that now, Greg GoryParty words of wisdom please. Yeah.
Everybody is an atheist until they clogsomebody else's toilet, Sam and I can
relate to that one, you guys, toilet clock that was for you too,
all right. I got so badthere for a while. Before I
would take it dump in somebody else'sto it, I would look around,

(01:43:47):
yeah, pre dump, yeah,uh, to make sure that should things
go that way, should things getclawed, any sort of tools that you
need. Is there a tool Ican use to get this thing clog is
a plunger? Yeah, there is. There's a way to avoid that,
Yeah, there is. It's calledself control. Yeah. No, because
then when you're in somebody else's houseand there's multiple flushes, yeah, it's

(01:44:10):
obvious. That's awkward. When Istayed with Menace at his house. Guess
how many times I pooped in yourhouse? How many? That would be
zero? But if you have togo anyway, we can go toilet just
peeing, so I know you don'tbecause it's just a toilet paper. Oh
my god, that much, justfrom like a cleanup from pe. Yes,
how are you? I've been sayingit Sammy's or it's that I'm used

(01:44:33):
to the thin toilet paper, andso I just, without thinking use a
lot. And then if I goto somebody's house and they have the thicker
toilet paper, I'll clog their toilet. Okay, part of my ignorance here,
I don't have a vagina. Sometimesit sounds like I do. I
don't know what Sammy's doing. Don'task me, but I'm saying, like
when you pee, I've never cloggeda toilet just peeing, because that's just

(01:44:54):
like a dab, right, Imean, it's just a dab to I
can't do that much. Yeah,it's not like there's a lot. There's
not like wiping a of course,I mean there's wiping, but I thought
it was like a quick dab andthen just okay, I must have some
kind of leaks, right, Yeah, it just gets everywhere. Make sure
I'm nice and dry, all right. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,

(01:45:15):
thank you so much for giving theshow some of your valuable time this
morning. You know I'd love toappreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it. Wewill catch you back here on Friday.
Have a great day. S MD double M. I quit this bitch.