The Woody Show May 26th 2023 Podcast

The Woody Show May 26th 2023 Podcast

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Hey, good morning everybody. Itis Friday. It is made the twenty
six, twenty twenty three. Hello, welcome. It is The Woody Show.
Yeah, not live today because wetook it extra day to make it
a four day Memorial Day weekend.Yeah, so that's okay. We have
plenty lined up on the show foryou this morning. And if you haven't
heard it, what do we alwayssay? It's new to you, is

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right, But if you always wantto give us a feedback on an after
hour's voicemail, be a part ofhim the topics and things happened this morning,
you can always do that. Eightseven seven forty four Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four Woody.My name's Woody. That's raving, Greg
Gory Morning Menace, What up SeaBass? Yeah, there's Sammy morning and
on the show today, Greg Goryhate mail. It's coming up. I

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know, great Gory hate mail.Also the redneck news story of the week.
So even though we are not herelive this morning, we have prepared
it for you because we need yourvotes and then we'll close the votes out.
When we get back next week findout who moves on into the playoff
round. Also got a round ofthis smart Ass game today on the show
Morgan and Sammy the smart Ass rightthe d y Q. We're also gonna

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make a trip to the crossroads anda little game called what drug were they
on here for you? On thisFriday morning on The Woody Show, Getting
started here with a question, peoplewere asked to name an annoying thing that
they see people base their whole personalityaround. And I thought about this,
and we thought about bringing this outbecause like people who are just like everything

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is about their dog, sure,you know, or their animal, like
they you know, sorry Sammy,but they can't go anywhere, yeah without
the dog. They're looking to skirtrules and everything else because they think they
don't apply to not not that Iknow they apply to all other dogs,
just not my special. I'll pointthis out sometimes and like, well,
you're just being lazy and selfish.How is it lazy to take my dog

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with me? I actually have toknow, because you want the companionship,
you want, you want the attentionfrom other people. I think that the
attention is that you want people tosay, oh, baby doo, who
has happened to see so in myapartment complex that these two little like idiots
walk up there, they tie theirdog in the gym to a squat rack.
So I call Scarity down front.Hey guys, Oh my god,

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So I go, hey, uhyeah, they there's two guys. They've
got a dog tied up at thegym. Obviously that's not safe for the
dog and other people. And he'slike oh. The guy goes, oh
yeah, we were just talking aboutthat. It's pretty it's pretty cool.
I said, you know, youhave they have a sign. You have
a sign on the front of thegym that says no animals all out.
He's like, oh, oh good. You know it'll be interesting to send
somebody to interview the people the managementof Sea Bass is building about Sea Bass.

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Yeah, got you calls all thetime. Yeah, post signs all
over the building. We hate aguy who likes helping make place better.
Yeah it sucks. So there wasa survey done. These are the personnel
that the things that people base theirentire personal round, that people find the
most annoying. Yeah. Politics,Oh that's gonna be my number one,

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number one, absolutely, and sometimesspecific politicians like they're like fan boys or
fan girls or hate haters for aspecific Yeah, but they base their entire
personality. Uh nerd is number twoon the list, right right. Sure,
I'm a hufflepuff and that means I'mmore fatache or like whatever, But
that's on the list. Sports ye. Also, yeah, a lot of

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guys are guilty of that one.Women do it too, but man not
nearly as much. Yeah, allright, number four. I also agree
with this one. Exercise people.That's my number one. Yeah. Gym
people or whatever, gym rats.Yeah, all their photos, everything they
talk about, they frame their wholelife around the cross fit or whatever.

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Box Raby was right about that.One guy used to work here. Yeah,
and uh, I'm almost ready tounfollow, Like I thought it was
pretty cool because this guy lost asignificant amount of way. Oh yeah,
it's definitely motivational every day though.Every single day it's a picture of him
in the mirror. Love with hisbody now Texan, And he's always got
to have his arms out, youknow, like uh doing a weird kind

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of like I'm pooping to my pantssquad. Yeah, for people who take
photos in the gym? Who doyou Who do you think cares? Like
a great question, why are youdoing this? Who do you think cares?
Who's the one thing? If youwere on the big weight lost journey,
like you used to be a bigold fat ass, like you know,
and then you know for the atfirst, but like once it's established
that you've lost that weight, andhey, look this is like the before

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after you know, once you getpast the end after sky Yeah, like
okay, what's the difference between thepost from yesterday of you in the mirror
at the gym and then now Yeah. Number influencers. Number five on the
list is people who base their entirepersonality around their job, you know,
and then their whole identity is rockedafter you lose that job. Oh yeah.

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Number six where they live? Likeyou could be proud, but some
people take it way too far.I got a rep all right. I
think I told you. We're atthe pool at Circa on Fremont Street and
this group of dudes we're all fromCincinnati. How do we know? Because
the dude had an Ohio outline onhis back. How are you proud of

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being from Cincinnati? Big accomplished?Wait? Way to go? Yeah,
I mean, yeah, but youget there. There's some of the over
the top stuff is uh, it'spretty funny. It's like really, I
mean, I don't know. Maybeyou just happen to be born there.
You didn't like a founder of thetown, you know what, you didn't

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build it. Number seven lists ofgeneration you're from, and then you use
that to define other people as well. I put and I agree number one
in this list heritage, Like,we get it. You're Italian, right,
you know, oh, like we'reeverything. And the other one who's
always guilty? This too Irish?Like, we get it. There's a
guy who works down the hall,get it, Vale, you're Irish Scottish,

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I believe, well who cares?Who cares? Yeah, we get
it? We know? Yeah?Or like you know, there's always the
flags. And then what I like, you have lived your entire life here
not there, and like but theentire identity is this heritage? Okay?
Cool? I think George Carlon hada bit about that, didn't he,
Like you happen to me. It'snot an accomplishments, definitely not an accomplishment,

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right, cryptocent one on the list, Crypto bros. This is this
is all from a survey on annoyingthings that people based their entire personality around.
Crypto is on there. They've beenreally quiet lately though, And then
uh, your car around at thetop ten like I'm a Chevy guy or
I'm a test owner. Like,dude, I would say you are a

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complete moron, douchebag loser if youhave an Instagram or other social media account
for your car and a sticker onyour car advertising it. Yes, cool,
yeah, way to go. Youever see those people they make their
car look wild. And then it'slike the Chevy guy, you know,
but like you said, he's gotthe window sticker underscore the real and the

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whole account is just like the carin front of different places. Is if
it's like a person that you tookon tour somewhere. Okay, yeah,
like yeah, claim all right,so that that's the officialist seamass anything anybody
like to add on the Yeah,those those those cover a lot of it.
We talk about a lot about peoplewho marijuana is one of the big
ones. Yeah, anytime you havea something you consume like a substance in

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case we menace when it comes toany beer, guys are like this too.
But oh the beer guys the worsteverything about you, And I think
I think weed's the worst one though. Its worst because it's fun because we've
talked to these idiots when they too, because they'll spend the entire summer,
you know, following fish or whoever? Is that weed though? Oh no,

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but yeah, okay, because that'snot drugs. Yeah, got to
talk to these people. It's alllike, hey, I need money so
I can buy drugs and go tothe next show and buy drugs. I
would say people that based their entireperson out around whatever type of music they
like, be it country, hiphop, metal, what you know.
It's like people who are into likepop or like somewhere in between, like
a little bit of everything. Butyou know that, like you see them

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and you're like, you know exactlywhat kind of music they're Internet cult.
Yeah, it's the cowboy hat andthe buckle and the boots and everything's.
Guy, they gotta had to pickup truck and they got completely live that
lifestyle. Same thing with hip hop, same thing with metal, Like everything
goes back to that. Yeah,anybody else. I have a couple of
g's one golf. When a guyretires, he has golf, drinking glasses,

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golf stickers, golf key chain andtalks about golf, like, oh,
we got it, you like golf, and then the other g is
gay, Like oh yeah, ohmy god. You want to be equal,
but you spend your every waking minutealienating yourself and separating yourself and putting
yourself in a box. Just begay. I'll add one more thing to

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the list here, and that wouldbe people who base their entire person around
personality around like whatever, like theoffice, you know, so like they're
just a quote machine, you know, like a dialogue machine, kuki.
Yeah, like for whatever, forwhatever that show is, like oh yeah,
they've got a quote or a situationthat always ties back to that show,

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no matter what conversation you're involved inthat series. Like you got Marvel,
people are like that. You gota lot of those losers out there,
which one Marvel of Marvel? Ohyeah, anyway, So what would
you like to add to the list. We got the text open for you.
This text on over to two twonine eight seven more fun than Gunnar
Rhea. I mean, I've hadGonnerie a few times, and I see

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I haven't had Gonneria show. Allright, welcome back to the Woody Show,
Everybody this begins, it came up, and a lot of people are
challenging or questioning Greg on the textsince it came up. He was talking
about while the topic has been beingsloppy or dirty, gross, and so
like Greg just he hates hoarders.I can't stand it. I'm getting pre

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hate for the replay of our ofthe hate mail. Well, he hates
hoarders. He says it's not amental condition, and so it's more laziness
than anything else, which we're gonnaget into. But yeah, rather than
just try to have like a quickexplanation that Greg is just throwing it,
he had like a very well thoughtout response in this round of the Great
Gory hate mail when somebody had wrotea letter great and oh Greg actually does

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go through the emails every day.I mean not just the ones for him,
but just the show emails, andwhen he sees one that's directed at
him, boy does he take itseriously. Oh, I st we get
to hear about it every single time. Every once in a while we'll do
one of these great gory hate mailsegments. But this is just an opportunity
where Greg finds an email that hethinks it's worthy of an on air response.
Yes, exactly, especially when weget like a handful of complaints about

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the same thing. Like yesterday,we're having a conversation about the woman who
is the hoarder, and we gota whole handful of emails in response to
Greg's comment that she does have amental disability, she's just lazy. Let
me clarify. I made a commentin my usual flip in cocky of self
righteous way. Yeah, I don'tthink most hoarders have a mental disorder.
I said eighty percent of them arelazy. I made a percentage kind Yeah,

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Greg gory hate mail all about hoarding. Here we go. Yeah,
well I had a bunch, soI kind of took the best one.
She kind of encapsulated all the sentimenthere. This is from Melanie. She
did not like that. She says, I'm hoping I can change your mind
about hoarding disorder. It's not aboutlaziness, it's about mental illness. It's
not about being a slob. It'sabout filling a need. It's not about

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being too lazy to clean one's house, as it is about filling a need
to keep precious belongings. To say, it's not a mental disorder is incorrect.
You can research it just about anywhere. I hope you would retract your
comments and enlighten those who agree withyour perception. Signed Melanie, Yeah,
Greg, Yeah, retract it.Retracting not gonna happen, Melanie, this

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is gonna be fun. I'm gonnatry to go sequentially, being that I
have the mental disorder of OCD,and if I don't go point by point,
I'm gonna feel that deep seated needto, you know, like go
straighten out Raby's desk and vacuum theentire building with those perfect little triangular lines.
So you don't have to change mymind about hoarding disorder because I did
not say it wasn't a mental disorder, like I pointed out, I said,

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it's my belief that eighty percent ofhoarders are lazy, just playing lazy.
Specific Yeah, although I think myexact words were complete and total pigs.
But let's not be sticklers. Peryour request, I did research hoarding.
I went straight to the Mayo Clinic. I think we can all agree
that the Mayo Clinic knows a thingor two about a thing or two.
They say that hoarding generally pertains topeople who are and I quote generally indecisive

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and people who have had stressful lifeevents. So if you can find somebody
who is totally decisive and has hadno stress in life, I will give
you my Steve Young autograph football.We are all prone to hoarding, apparently,
but not all of us are lazypigs. Hoarders, according to the

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Mayo Clinic, have the inability orunwillingness to discard large quantities of objects that
cover the living area of the home. You hear that keyword, melanie.
Unwillingness, Yeah, the unwillingness towalk to a garbage can and throw away
that used band aid that you justcan't part with because Grandpa died. It's
the unwillingness to move that old brokenroller skate so you can scrape the dead

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mouse off that stained rug you gotout of a dumpster. All right,
eighty percent, in my view,are lazy. You say it's not laziness,
it's about a mental disorder. Obviouslyit is. Otherwise their kitchens wouldn't
look like landfills in their bathrooms wouldn'tbe held together by mold and have this
thing called ah, what's that term? I'm looking for Oh yeah, functioning
plumbing and running water. Now,my mental disorder makes it nearly unbearable to

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sit in one room of my gatedmansion whilst to wear that inside another room,
and another wing of the house hasan unmade bed. Literally, just
the knowledge of an unmade bed makesme cringe seriously. So I get mental
disorders, I understand it. Butwhen I walk away from my couch to
the backyard, I'm not ankle deepin plastic bags, popsicle sticks and cat
boo. All right, take JeffreyDahmer. He was a cannibalistic murderer.

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He had a mental disorder of epicproportions. Doesn't mean he wasn't a cannibalistic
murderer. Hoarders, instead of walkingnine steps to a garbage can to throw
away a slurby cup, just tossit on the floor. They have a
mental disorder, sure, but byusing your floor as a garbage can,
you're making sloths look like marathon runners. I have watched lots of the show

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Hoarders. It's funny because not oncehave I seen them training for a marathon,
or maybe climbing mount evers or evenwalking the dog. Nope, every
episode. They're just sitting in somebroken chair or maybe even a milk crate
while everybody around them is doing allthe cleaning. Maybe I grew up in
Crazyville, but where I come from, that's called lazy. All right.
You say it's not about being aslob, but filling a need. I'm

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really sorry, hoarding community, buteighty percent of you are using the term
mental disorder as an excuse for theterm complete and utter pig. It's about
being a slab. When you havea glob of jelly on your kitchen counter
and you don't clean it up,you're messy when you have a glob of
feeces on your kitchen counter, andsaid fee ss happens to be underneath the
stack of Washington Post from nineteen eightythree, and that stack of papers is

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sitting on top of a stack ofshoes, underneath a stack of laundry,
You're a slob. You say it'sabout filling a need. Yes, it
is, the need to get avacuum cleaner, the need to get a
shovel just to clean your master bedroom. And you say it's about the need
to hold on two precious belongings.Well, maybe I am in the minority.
But I have never seen a usedQ tip as precious. I have

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never once paused after flossing my teeth, you know, kind of half closed
my eyes and pondered that was precious. I don't ever want to let go
of this moment. I remember thattime that I was indecisive, and I
remember that stressful moment in my life. And to help ease this moment,
I vow to never let this preciousstrand of used bloody floss ever leave my

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floor until, of course, youknow, I put a bunch of junk
on top of it, and thena rat finds it all and dies under
it. And I bet, Ibet eighty one percent of people would totally
agree with me. Boom, Melanieroasted. Wow, there is sorry Garry
here now, So good talk,good Greg Gorries, just kick your feet

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up on the dashboard. Back ina few The Woody Show, Good morning.
This is Larry Wilcox, John Bakerseven Mary three from Chips. I
understand it. The Woody Show,which is one of my favorite radio shows.
Woody is the one with the attitude. So we'll make Woody punch.
Keep your chin up, Woody,good luck on your show. And in

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another new hour of in sensitivity Training, free, politically correct the world.
It is Friday morning. It isMay the twenty six, twenty twenty three.
Thank you so much for being heregiven us some of your time this
morning. My name is Woody.That is raving great Grey, Good morning,
Good morning, Woody Menace is here? What is up? Our social

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media direct find us and follow usat the Woody Show on Instagram, on
the Twitter or on Facebook Facebook dotcom slash We got Sea Bass, we
got Sammy hey Boort, Caroline Morganall here. And it is that time
of the week. We have allof the redneck news stories for the week
going head to heads to find outwho will be the redneck news story of

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the week. Same blame Sam,bad damn thing saaaaaaa. You guys know
how the competition works. These areall of the stories from this week going
head to head. For your votes, You're gonna listen to all the nominees.

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Text the number of the nominee thatyou think you win the week over
to two two nine eight seven.You'll have until Monday morning. We'll weave
the votes open through the weekend soeverybody in the podcast has a chance to
get their vote in right, allright, here we go nominee number one.
This is from Warwick, Rhode Island, with the police that got a
call from the local walmart about aguy who was inside the men's room huffing

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cans of air duster. And whenthe officers arrived, one of them approached
the men's room and could hear thatsweet sound of the air hissing as it
escaped the canister. Isn't that asweet sound sound? It makes me want
a party? So he stepped insideand that's when we meet thirty two year
old Trevor McGuire. He was lockedup in one of the stalls going to
town on the stolen cans. Theofficer identified himself as an officer of the

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law, but Trevor didn't care,just kept on huffing. The officer kept
knocking on the door, trying togive him to give up, but I
was getting nowhere until Trevor dropped thecan of air duster on the floor,
and at that point he unlatched thedoor to the stall so he can go
grab it, which gave the officera chance to push the door in.
Trevor then reached into his pocket andpulled out and he guesses as more Duster,

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more Duster nailed it, Yeah,can't stop one last hit, which
was wrestled away by the officer andTrevor was putting the handcuffs. So not
only did he earn himself a shopliftingcharge, but he also received the grand
prize of a lifetime band from Walmartow. Oh no, no, no,
man. It turns out he hadan outstanding warrant. Yeah, I know,

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disappointing. Yeah, that is nomineenumber one for your redneck news story
of the week, notine number two. This one's from Ohio number two.
Indeed, where you got this classylady named Laura Minyard who armed with a
sense of audacity that could rival atbowl in a China's shop. She waltzed

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into the chapel of Cincinnati's Good SamaritanHospital just a seemingly average Saturday, so
a little to anyone suspect an unholyact was about to unfold. For reasons
still unknown, she walked in,she dropped trial, and then pooped on
the church altar. That is anunholy act. I like how they put

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it more delicately on the report.She left her mark by engaging in an
unsavory active defecation, the savory kinds, right, Yeah. And then once
she pinched it off, she wipedher ass with the fabric runner that was
on the altar. Wow, asyou do when you find yourself in a
situation like this. Now and Raby, hold on your holy water, because

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just when you thought the story couldn'tpossibly get any nuttier, Laura took a
photo of her unholy deed and thenproceeded to channel her inner Michael Angelo by
smearing the evidence all over the restof the altar. Good. It's the
I can't a word, I can'tsay chapel ceiling, a masterpiece of fecal
finger painting if you will, Yeah, team, so the concert called.

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Laura was arrested, locked up inthe county jail, charged with desecrating a
place of worship. Dare you know? It's not an unholy act. It's
a butt holy acting, what I'msaying. And that is nominee number two
for your Redneck news story of theWeek nominee number three. This run's from

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Louisville, Kentucky, where the WoodyShows proud to be heard weekday mornings on
one five one, And that's whereyou got this sixty four year old fellow
named Clifton Williams. He and hisroommate. They were chilling Saturday night.
Side note by the way, Greg, how the pressing is the idea of
being sixty four years old and stillliving with a roommate. That was basically
my first thought, I digress.Things were going fine until Clifton discovered that

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someone had eaten the last hot pocket. Oh no, oh no, he
knew it wasn't in, which leftonly one person, the roommate. Oh
no, Clifton was pissed. Infact, they're so delicious. He was
hotter than the hot lava inside thathot pocket. When he first got that
bad boy out of the microwave,Clifton started by yelling and throwing random tiles

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that they had just laying around.Okay, he's throwing those at the roommate,
who later told the police that heinitially tried to fight back and quote
beat his ass, but Clifton wasin such a rage that the roommates society,
you know what, I'm gonna makea run for it. Yeah,
and that's when Clifton grabbed his gun. Oh God, chases the roommate out
of the house and then shot himin the ass as he was running away.

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It's a hot pocket, guys,what are you not getting here?
Hot pocket? It's important the lastone. The cops they were called.
They arrested Clifton for fell on anassault. The roommate taken to the University
of Louisville Hospital to get his newbutthole closed up, and that his nominee
number three for your Redneck News Storyof the Week and finally nomine number four

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from Carbondale, Illinois. But thepolice that got a call from the folks
at the airport reporting if there wasa backhoe parked in front of the airport,
that they had no idea where itcame from who belonged to, so
the report listened as quote suspicious innature. They went and they looked at
the surveillance camera footage and they sawthis guy had pulled up, backed it

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into a spot, got out andthen calmly walked to the terminal carrying a
guitar case over his shoulder. Strangethat fella are identified as Timothy Baggott.
Turned out that Timothy had stolen thatbackco from a construction site and drove at
the ten miles to the airport tocatch his flight to Vegas out of hair.
All right, that's badass. That'struly badass to the airport the airport.

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Now here is the local police onTV talking about it. You hear
people either getting rides from other people, borrowing cars, stealing cars. But
yeah, back Kobe and stolen froma job site and driven ten miles to
an airport for an individual to catcha flight all the way to the West
coast carrying a guitar. That's thatis unique. Indeed, all right,

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I prefer badass. The plane hadalready left by the time they figured all
this out, but they arrested himwhen he landed in Nevada and took him
the jail charge with felony theft.Also, Las Vegas is not the West
coast, but all right, Imean splitting hairs. But sure, there
you go. That is nominee numberfour and your nominees this week for your

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redneck news story of the week.The voting is now open. You're just
gonna text the number of the nomineethat you think should win the week over
to two two nine eight seven.We're gonna be the votes open until Monday
morning, so everybody listens to thepodcast, there's a chance to get their
votes in you're gonna text the numberone. That guy Trevor McGuire who got

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himself arrested and a lifetime ban fromWalmart all right after huffing and puffing on
some stolen cans of air duster therein the men's room. Text one over
to two two nine eighty seven.Text the number two, the one about
Laura Minyard there in Ohio who wentinto the chapel gave him a crappy,
unwelcome makeover, and she walked inand took a dump on the altar and

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then wiped her ass with the runner. Oh no, and then took a
picture of the whole thing and didsome cock coff finger painting. Text two
over to two two nine eight seven. Text number three. That's sixty four
year old fellow got himself in somehot water after he shot his roommate in
the ass. For you that lasthot pocket, Yeah y, that's three
over to two two nine eight seven, Or text the number four for Timothy

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Baggett there in Carbondale, Illinois,who stole it back and then drove it
ten miles to the airport so hecan catch us fight the veggas. That's
four over to two two nine eightseven. We're really voting open until Monday
morning. Monday, we'll have theannouncement who wins the week and moves on
into the playoff round of the competition. We've got some more Friday Woody Show

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for you next hang on, comingup next on The Woody Show. Maybe
it'll be something like eat sushi frommy backside, donuts off my ding dong,
chicken soup from my belly button,or something much darker. I got
a frozen quarrel in my freezer atthe very momently. The Woody Show back
in a bit. Who's back inthe High Show? All right, welcome

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back everybody. Hey, yeah,and we're gonna play a round of the
Smartass Game. Nice fun. It'sa it's an actual game you can buy.
They have a bunch of different expansionpacks and whatnot. Now that's so
good. Yeah, So I havesome of the new cards that we just
got differently, No, it's justwho was question? And so the way

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this works is there are the threecategories to who the what the wear?
And they start very generic. Theclues. I'm gonna give you a series
of clues and they start very genericand they get more specific as it goes
on. You want to be thefirst person to quote buzz in all right,
and give the correct answer first persontwo three, we'll win. I

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figured, um, it'd be funto have Sammy and Morgan compete. La
la, Yeah, I agree.What's just us? Yeah? Yeah,
just you guys ring in with yourname usually a head to head competition,
and I don't I don't want totell you why just yet. I can
tell you why later because I'm justcurious at what they would what they would

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know you are? How old?You're twenty eight, you're thirty five?
Thirty five? All right, solet's see how they do. I'm over
Sammy thirty five, I know,just fell off the cliff. Yeah,
oh man, I mean how doyou even get up in the morning?
Slowly? Right? Yeah? Allthose aches and paints? Yeah to the

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walker with the tennis balls on it. Oh um. Well, let's go
with Morgan. Morgan choose who,what or where? Let's go with who?
All right, We'll go with awho question first and again I'm gonna
start with the clues. Now.The challenge is here. You want to
buzz in before somebody else. Wealso want to buzz in super early,

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because that next clue could really bethe one that makes it simple for both
of you, right exactly, Soit's um all anxiety inducing sometimes. Yeah,
who am I? I am amale movie character. I am an
American. I live in Chicago.Jennifer Gray played my sister. My best

(29:14):
friend is Cameron Fry. See bestMy day off from school was quite an
adventure. Everyone Paris buellers Bueller.Oh, I thought we were looking for
his real name. Dang it,characters. Okay, sam, I'm a
male movie character character. She now, I'm thirty five, and she didn't

(29:40):
hear that I don't have my miracleare rhymes with schmer schmueller shmim off.
Yeah all right, Uh, Sammy, what am I? Or where am
I? What? What am I? All Right? So let's see here,
let's go with h let's go withthis one. Here we go.

(30:02):
When you show a smartass game,I am a toy. I was adopted
by my owners despite part of myname. You cannot eat me, Sammy.
Cabbage patch kid, cabbage patch kid? Wait, are you familiar with
the cabbage patches? Yeah? Okay, they still make those. That's a

(30:26):
good question, I think American Girlcame in a kind of yeah, that's
true. But at the man inthe eighties, the cabbage Patch kids,
I mean everything, like everybody hadone, Like that's one. That's like
one trampling I remember, yeah,oh yeah, you know it was over
that toy. Wasn't a good oldday? Yeah, with the good old

(30:47):
fashioned trampling. A Punky Burster episodewhere all the girls wanted a butter lettuce
baby and Henry and uh and Sherry'sgrandmother had to go out and try to
find one, and there was oneand I didn't get it punking they got

(31:08):
one. They end up getting oneand they had to quote share custody,
but they end up having like acompetition to see who would get it.
Man. Yeah, anyway, youhave to watch it really, I mean
it sounds awesome. Yeah, itsounds like a very special episode. I
was out of Fourth of July gatheringand there was so much drama because there
was a cabbage Patch kid on thelike sitting in a baby chair or whatever.

(31:30):
And you know those poppers that youjust throw on the ground. Yeah,
yeah, someone threw one at thecabbage Patch kid and like burned like
a little hole in its forehead.There was almost a fight over it.
No, that's very mean. Allright, we have another one ready to
go. This is the where ami? And here we go with this.

(31:53):
I am an island country. Iam also in the Southern Hemisphere.
My official language is English. Icreated a test tube baby in nineteen eighty.
I am native to dingos and wombats. Sammy, Sammy, Australia.

(32:15):
How's your pipe? All right?Sammy? Got that round too easy?
You didn't ring it. I wasself doubting myself. I was thinking,
oh, it can't be Australia.Do you pick that one? He had
pie in this figured Since you're likethe two younger people on the show,
this would be good. See whatthe reference is? Yeah, yeah,

(32:37):
yeah, smart you want to doanother one? Do you know what Australia?
Yes, all right, so youwon that one, Sammy, So
you get to pick first. Who? What are where? Who? Who?
All right? Let's uh, let'sgo with this one. Here we
go, smartass game. I wasborn in nineteen seventy one. I grew
up in Los Angeles. I ammost famous for being a child actor.

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I was a member of the MickeyMouse Club. I was in the Goonies,
stand by Me and Gremlins. ReallyI I was friends with Michael Jackson.
Ohky's the legend Morgan Morgan, McAuleycoin or whatever it's not McCauley.

(33:29):
Coco is right on the tip ofmy tongue right now. Coy Feldman at
least a Yeah, he is thecoolest guy. He's on tour. Yeah,
he plays like basically trivia nights.I followed on Twitter and who will

(33:52):
reach me? Anything? You said? Like, he's kind of what's that
band that he had? What's itcalled Angels or something? The feld An
experience fell Dogs as the fell Dogs? Why so weird? Morgan? What
am I? Or where am I? Um? What am I? What?
Am I? All? Right?Here we go, smartass game.

(34:19):
I am an early tech company.In nineteen seventy two, Nolan Bushnell helped
found me. Say Steve Jobs onceworked for me. Sammy Sammy IBM IBM
is incorrect, incorrect. Sam Irelaunched the first video game, Pong.

(34:45):
I launched the blockbuster game Space Invaders. It's probably gonna be wrong Windows listened
to all the clue hold on backto the beginning. My name is Japanese.

(35:06):
For success see bass Excel Menace.I was paint brush greg Fax Machine.
I released one of the first videogame consoles. Really, Sammy,

(35:28):
good God, nice? I'm surethat is in Controller Aircraft Carrier one more.
Where am I? All right?I am located in New York City.
John Lennon's Strawberry Fields was created innineteen eighty one. Forty million people

(35:52):
visit me every year. The DianaRoss playground is here, Morgan Central Park,
Central Park. Yeah, there wego. That's how you play the
smart Ass Game, right, exceptfor Felban and Macaulay cocin cocaine cool?

(36:16):
What's his actual last name? Youwere in the neighborhood. Let me not
make that mistake about ten years ago. He looked like he was doing some
cocaine. But yeah, yeah,and he's doing good. He was banging
melacudas for like a deck Lucky.The Smart Ass Game has all these different
expansion packs. That's from the Everythingeighties car Right, that's two people,

(36:38):
you know, see what they wouldknow or not? No, of course
I don't know that one. Ofcourse you just got some of them.
Well yeah, yeah, Like Isaid, you know, I didn't grow
up in the fifties or sixties.Or whatever. But there are certain things
that happened just being alive, culturalthings or you know, pop culture things.
You'd remember to ask our close personalfriend Jerry O'Connell if he had any
cocaine or know, if he hadany Felman run ins back in the days.

(37:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Imean yeah, he's um, he's
enjoying taking a shirt off recently onthe on the talk Ye Jerry's posting on
Instagram. It is like he's doinga lot of this magic stuff that Harry
style. Yeah, so that's funny, Yeah, lucky. Yeah, I
was ingul you know, pose shirtless. It would be off, shot off,

(37:24):
your shot off, all right,welcome back. You know, we
hear about these people every once ina while. And if you let's say
you're not for the sake of argumentsabout let's just say someone's not a fan

(37:46):
of you. I don't know howYeah, what a what a weirdo,
what a jerk or you know whatever, and they're like, how does this
guy get chicks? You know,it's funny. I was doing cardnarks last
week. This guy drives up tohey sea bass man. That's good.
I thought she'd be like a totaldouchebag. But you seem like really nice
and app really cool and sexy.I can tell how strong you are.

(38:08):
I loved your arms. Wow there, aboularations. I was like, thanks,
I guess yeah, sorry man notin the dudes Bro said to him,
Yeah, I hope so yeah,I five cool story. Um that
so good. Cemass is doppelganger.The accused quadruple murderer was identical twin Brian

(38:29):
Coburger, the one from the IdahoThe Idaho murders. This one woman,
her name is Brittany. She insiststhat he is the perfect man for her,
and she's gushing about him. Shelike just keeps posting on social media
and she's just infatuated with him.Well, thanks, Brittany, We and

(38:50):
are going to put you in aroom for the rest of your life,
right Yeah, now you're on ourradar. She says that her and his
astrological signs match. They're both scorpios. Said yeah okay, and has birth
charts explaining why he could be herdivine, masculine counterpart to the island with
you. Yeah, by dude,I'm telling you. Like the people that

(39:15):
like become pen pals with murderers,marry them. Psychos in prison. Yeah.
Again, not the first time we'veheard no. But I'm still always
fascinated by what is appealing about thisperson, and I feel terrible for their
parents if they're still alive, Likethat woman's parents get rid of her disowner.

(39:35):
Yeah, saying so Greg, let'ssay him you had the daughter,
yes, and you had a choice. She could either fall in love with
a chandelier, chandeliers or psycho killer. Because there's no chance that she's ever
going to have like any kind ofphysical relationship with this dude either, like
what would you rather, you gottapick up your daughters, gonna be love

(39:57):
with a chandelier or some some murdererthat is a good one who's gonna be
in prison for his entire life.I'm going chandelier lover. Chandelier lover,
Yeah, because like there might behope there and she's not idealizing someone who's
a terrible right, yeah, right, she just appreciates a fine lighting.

(40:21):
God put this chandelier. I'll putthis question out to the to the audience.
Let's assume you have a child who'seither going to be in love with
a chandelier or let's aim that questionyou murder chandelier. Yeah, chandelier,
Yeah, for sure, for alot of the same reasons. Totally.
I mean it's they're both crazy.Yeah, they're both crazy. They're both

(40:43):
crazy. But I could you knowwhen people asking about it, like,
dude, I know I love withthe chandelier, he at leash is not
a prison pen pal, it's amurderer. If I could throw in a
wild card, what about animal lover, Like, how do you rank that
in the chandelier chandelier? Yeah?Animal, okay, take out the chandelier
animal lover or murder? Oh murderer. Oh yeah, murderer. That's still

(41:07):
a fantasy because they're never gonna again, They're never gonna have any kind of
like normal life with them. Youhave to watching. Yeah, okay,
on that one minute, I'll gomurderer, all right. Text over to
two two ninety seven. Your child'sgonna grow up either to be in love
of the chandelier or a murderer.What's your prefer You have to choose,
You have to it's you get tomake the choice. You say neither and

(41:30):
parentheses the chandelier woman. They're doinginterviews. Yeah, Text over to two
two nine eighty seven. Back ina few in the meantime have an existential
crisis. Show What What What?What? This is the wody show.
Sure, and we're back on aFriday morning with today's dumb ass contest.

(41:52):
Everybody rep And today's dumbass contest isthe du Yeah eight eventy seven forty four
Woody. That's eight seven seven fortyfour, Woody. Sea Bass is playing
the game. Everybody please, Ihit the streets, fine someone who's been
out partying, drinking nice and drunkand ask them some very easy driva questions.

(42:12):
I should say, easy for youto set. That's right. The
game is not whether you know theanswer. The game is, well the
drunk person know the answer, andif you can guess whether they know the
answer correctly two times out of three, you win. All right, eight
seven seven forty four Woody. That'seight seven seven forty four Woody. And
let's see, let's say hello toSergio morning, Sergio, Good morning,

(42:36):
everyone, happy to you. Surgery. All right, So we're gonna play
the d y Q. Before weget to the questions account toward actually you
winning a prize or not, We'regonna get to know the drunk a little
bit better, so that way youhave a better idea. Just how with
it or maybe not with it,which is the case most of the time,
that they are. And who dowe have here, Sea Bass?
This is you me? She's aa young college chick. Hell yeah,
bro, but she's not twenty one. She's doing illegal stuff, wow United

(42:59):
States? And um, I don'twant to say she's gonna be our best
drunk of the year, but sheis. Oh, okay, okay,
it's gonna touch. He's that partywith her girls, her young lady friends,
and they're talking about how they justgot some new fake IDs. The
one guy put a flashlight through myfake and said, nah, that's not
good. But he let us inanyways. Why do you think he lets
you in anyways? Because we're cute? Look at us. What are the

(43:22):
biggest benefits about being a cute girlthat other girls maybe don't get? Boys?
Penis, money, drinks. Areyou saying that's easy to be a
young girl. Yes, it iseasy. You just gotta put in the
effort and try it. Just behot, it just be hot. Just
be hot. That's so stupid tobe ugly. You're ugly. That's stupid.

(43:45):
Saying it doesn't sound like it's toodifficult. It does sound difficult at
all. Yeah, kind of haveto show up. What did you say,
boys, penis money and something else. Drinks and drink. That's what
greg'spens like. Just don't be adisgusting pig women, and it will be
the easiest thing in the world.Right, I mean, life's way more
harder for us, right, Sergio, I mean, dude, we out
here, what does she doesn't?Yeah, Greg says she just needs to

(44:09):
say I do. I do.But you said, depending on how smart
your your daughter is, it mightbe a better idea financially just to buy
her a country club membership and gether a bikini and send her out by
the pool married some some kid ofsome other rich family. Forget kid,
you get a divorce dad. Yeah, and the first one is never for

(44:30):
love, right, you just getyou know. That way, she's financially
security, you don't have to worryabout it easy, and then she can
go on and find some of theactually lovely. Now this is Greg's words,
not ours. Put that out thereand right, yeah, well you
know I had it embroidered on apillow. Yeah, and what is that
if you're ugly? That's stupid aright, So Greg has on that pillow.

(44:58):
All right, Sergio, you readyfor question number one? I'm ready,
d U I Q tequila is madefrom what plants? All right?
I think that Menace will know thisone. I think that you mean,
I'm you know, I'm just Idon't know yet. I'm not I don't
really have a gauge on your No. My my default is no, I'll

(45:21):
go double no. What about Menace? Right? No, you're going double
no. I'm gonna say yes Menace. No. I think Menace will get
it, Okay, I don't.I don't think she will. Tequila has
been so, it's been. It'sbeen a big thing these past few years,
all the celebrity brands around for awhile. Yes, Menace, No,
U mean it's just starting to pickup, Sammy, double no,
double no, thank you? SamUh Sea Bass. I'm sorry, I'm

(45:43):
not a guess on you mean that? You know? Do you think that
do you think the men will knowit? That Menis will know it?
Yeah, I'm gonna say I'm gonnaget I'll benefit of the doubt. Yes,
how about that? All right?Uh? Menace? Do you think
that Umi's gonna know this one?No? All right, Well, Sergio,
what do you think you're guessing onyou me? Will she get the
answer? Yes? Or no?No? All right? Question number one?

(46:04):
Your up? Tequila is made fromwhat plant? Alright? The tequila
region? All right, tequila region. Let's see if ye tequila? Let's
sea, that's Greg's favorite brand.Yeah you know it? See if you
meant it? Tequila is made fromwhat plant? Tequila is made out of

(46:25):
corn? Do you have a favoritetequila? Drink the yummy kind, the
Kendall Jenner kind? Any any tequilawith wine? What do you drink Kendall
Jenner tequila as opposed to any othertequila? Because she's famous and I don't
want to be fat and she's notfat, noice, I need this video

(46:47):
for later for our Instagram. Dude, let's check. You want to marry
her right now? Oh my god, Well he's not. He's got the
right priorities. Surge. You areon the board. You got yourself a
point here? Did you let inwine? Oh god, let's talk about

(47:10):
a recipe for a recess. AndI don't want what is that kind?
Oh? The yummy kind? Ohwow? All right? D y Q.
Question number two, what were thetwo cities hit by nuclear bombs?
In World War two. Oh,I think Medic will get it. Oh

(47:30):
nuclear knock a socking o ready,well, jack ass, maybe he's got
a better shot now. And Okay, I was gonna say it because we
do that all the time. Yeah, it's a terrible memory and he's I
know, but he's got much brains. You a thousand times. Oh it's
hell, that's what ruined damn it. Um gave him close. Well,

(47:52):
we've all done it, So I'mgonna say that. I'm saying Menic will
know it, and then she willnot. Braby is saying that Menace will
know it, and Braby's just givena game away. Yeah, and Umi
will not, Greg Gory. I'mgonna stick with my double no, double
no, Sammy. I think Menacewill know it and Yumi will not.

(48:14):
All right, See do you thinkMenace will know it? No, it
doesn't matter, but no, allright and he menace? Yes? Do
you think that Yumi will know it? I'm gonna go with Hiroshima answer definitely,
yes, Mena Menace. You justwant to give us your answer now,
Hiroshima and knocka Saki close? Thanksfor what was that? World War

(48:36):
two or World War eleven? Getin getting all right. Question number two,
Let's see if Sergio, do youthink that she's gonna get it?
Yes or no? Oh? No, all r. Let's find out what
were the two cities hit by nuclearbombs in World War two? Pearl Harbor
and New York. Well, thisis what you say we learned from World

(48:58):
War two. Watch out for yourself, make sure you're safe and not all
like Muslims and stuff are terrorists thatcountry club? Wow? All right,
well, serve Jo, congratulations youare a winner on this week's very difficult
round on the d U i Q. Thank you every great weekend, Braby.

(49:27):
That was a stone. Wow,this was a stuff women hating on
other women. She's cute. That'swhy Sergio did not need question number three.
But she's too good. Let's seewhat this is name two colleges in
Virginia. Okay, he's in school. She's in college Virginia though, I'll
get you that. Um so thisis a Nagasaki. No, this is

(49:51):
tough. Yeah, I'm here,She'm no. Yeah, I'm her.
No New York City, no,yeah her? No, three Mile Island.
No. I mean I'm wondering aboutmenace. I think a lot of
school. Well yeah, I don'twant to say why, yeah, but
I'll say that menace will get it. He could be aware menace. Yes
you mean no, Rave Dole saydouble all right, Greg double no,

(50:14):
Sammy, I'll say menace, Yesyou mean no? Best. Do you
think menace will get it? Yes? Yes, menace. Do you think
that's not having a guess? AndI'm thrown off? Do you think they
sh'll get it? No? Wellyeah, I always think like you know,
he's know his answer for the drunkbut doesn't know about menace. That's
not that's half the fun. Yesit is. Why do you think we
do it? Kill time? Yes? Got it? No? I already

(50:39):
said no, okay, all right. Question number three do you want q
menace? Here we go? Namename two colleges in Virginia, Virginia State
and University of Virginia UBA. Obviouslythat's there. Virginia State, Universal,
got Tech? There is the Virginiawill even Mary, Yeah, Virginia Virginius

(51:06):
I mean Virginius H And I'm surethat's what Petersburg. Yeah, there you
go, thank you. I'm surethat's what you meant. Anything else?
Is there? Community College of Virginia, Virginia Tech? Yeah? All right,
so, uh, thank you.Question number three for you me name

(51:28):
two colleges in Virginia, UVA universeand uh the Syracuse Oh my god,
please tell me you recorded for acouple of hours. She is just giving
for the rest of the year.Her thoughts on literally everything, welcome back,

(51:51):
am I look cute and cuddly?They are very mean spirited. Back
of everybody show, Well, justmore examples on the old saying. Can't
please all people all the time,no matter what you think of the show
or I mean, we're coming inhere every day, like not trying to
get people not to listen. Wewant people to listen, you know.

(52:12):
And so you know, sometimes noteverything goes well. Some things don't turn
out as plans. That's fine.Some people get really upset, dared,
I say, triggered. Yeah.And so these people there's no coming back
for them. They have crossed thethreshold to never coming back, and they
want to make sure everybody knows aboutit. And that's how we end up
here at the Woody Show crossroads.Yes, what have we done? What

(52:40):
now? So anybody who's ever beenin therapy at all or have like a
really good friend will tell you thatsometimes it's best. No matter how much

(53:00):
you try to get somebody to stickaround or to change, sometimes it's just
best to let them go. Yeah, you know, it's better for everybody,
not just you, but it's alsobetter for them, which help you,
which is which is where we've gottenwith these people. They have us
sent in emails, they have hitus up on the text or on Facebook.
My favorites are the ones that send. If you go to our station's

(53:22):
website, it says contact station,you know, contact us, And they
think they're sending an email off tothe management, which the management does see,
but so does everybody who's on theair, because I think it's like
a request or some kind of programmingquestion or whatever. And so those are
my favorite. That's where we starton this one. This is from Sarah,
and they always ask reply requested.She says, yes, yes,

(53:45):
I want to drag this out.I would like to bring a matter to
your attention. I would like areceipt of acceptance in the form of a
reply. I work in HR anda big part of my job is making
sure the employees of my employer feelsafe at work. So imagine how I
felt when I tuned in and heardquote the Woodie Show doing a whole segment

(54:06):
on HR training. At first,I thought, wow, this is cool
it they're talking about something really importantand using their platform for good. Yeah,
But then I figured out what wasreally happening. They were mocking.
No. No, I find itabsolutely horrendous how they were making fun of
real abuses in the workplace. Furthermore, they also made a comment attempting to

(54:28):
correlate individuals who complain the most topeople who list their pronouns on social media
profiles. This skit was a realopportunity lost. Not only that, but
you also lost a listener. No, that is from Sarah. Parenthetically,
she puts in their her pronouns hershe we have lost Sarah. You guy

(54:53):
later girl seven party. I'm sorryabout that, all right. So that's
that's one. We're doing something cool. Talking about HRS is cool, badass,

(55:15):
something I can relate to. Yeah, yeah, okay. Uh.
This is another one sent to thestation feedback email. This is from Kate
subject where are your values? Whereare they replied requested, Yes, me,
my husband and my children were allin the car listening to your station
when we heard your morning show talkingabout open marriages. Not only do they

(55:39):
talk about them, but they romanticizethem. That's where I draw the line
as a mother, thank you,as I have seen that story about the
floozy woman police officer in the news, and I have been praying for her.
Meanwhile, meanwhile the Wood Show,the Wood Show is praising her.

(55:59):
Sin. Oh, it is absolutelywrong and against my values to suggest that
two parents can function within the familywhile having sexual relations sexual outside of the
family. I get it, girl. And now my children are questioning me
about open marriages? Are they?Oh? Are they? What do you
have to say about that? Nothing? Because I'm calling you a liar.

(56:21):
The grooming subliminal messages that you aresending our children is inexcusable. Room grooming.
It's disgusting. That's a very trendyterm these days. Yeah, you
should be ashamed. Thank you forwe are Thank you for doing your part
trying to rid the world of Christianvalues. New party gals right out of
the gate, is that is Kate? You guys by Kate? So Sarah

(56:45):
Hey with Sarah and Kate new bestfriends Bye Cage ended up for some coffee.
In both these cases, they're confusingthe subject with our angle on it.
I don't think anyone here was like, oh sweet, that officer railed
four of six six six and anduh, I believe the conversation was about

(57:08):
how the husband decided to stick withher right and I'm like, how do
you do it? So confused,and then went into a whole conversation about
I don't know how anybody has anopen marriage. I know people who do,
not me. I am you knowwho's the open marriage guy? It
just came out on the news.Is mister Feeney from Boy Meets World Sweet

(57:30):
and four. Yeah, apparently inthe early years of his marriage it was
an open marriage. I saw somethingabout them that's hot. The best thing
to come out of this whole policeofficer scandal. Yes are the means?
Oh my god again the woman you'relooking for? Just search Megan Hall.
She spells it stupidly M A EG A N Hall and memes and it's
all photoshop of her on Sam's thetop of the tank end. Didn't you

(57:51):
see the video of the mechanical bull? Yeah? I saw that one,
and then my favorite one was,um it was a picture of that that
cop and she was holding what everybodythings looks like a dog from the New
mL cast at you. That's good. That's a good Got a photo of
her on that They told me tocollect DNA so I did. There's a
picture. These are great, Okay, I have to subscribe them. That's

(58:15):
her with the Denzil Watchington Nathan Hawktraining day. This one also sent to
The Woody Show email email at WoodyShow dot com. It's from Ashley subject,
thanks for ruining my day. Ohno, I've never been one to
send an angry email, but there'sa first time for everything. I have
been crying on and off for daysafter being triggered by a conversation on your

(58:37):
show. I'm a parent, somethingI know, Greg and certainly Raby places
no value on I'm a single parent, and while I'm not looking for a
reward or praise, I am saddenedby the lack of respect. Raby was
selfishly complaining, as she always does, about a flight she was on where

(58:59):
the kids were acting out. Shealso said the kids shouldn't be allowed in
first class stand by it. Itwasn't so much her opinion, but it
was the anger in her voice thatgot to me. He got sick too.
I was in first class with myson, who was three at the
time. Unbeknownst to me, hehad the beginnings of an ear infection,
which was aggravated by the cabin andthe altitude pressure. He's crying and paying

(59:22):
the whole flight. I don't knowwhat's wrong. He's never done this before.
Other passengers like Raby only cared aboutthemselves, and not only were giving
me dirty looks like I was theone who was making him cry, but
one lady in particular was verbally beratingme and called me a bad mother.
I was crushed. Not only wasI distraught that my baby was upset,

(59:46):
but this stranger got in my headand now had me questioning if if it
was my fault. It set meinto a sub low depression, okay,
and only after convert stations with mytherapist was I able to reconcile that it
was not me. It was thatrude bitch on the plane. She was

(01:00:06):
the problem. And here Raby,you and other rude bitches like you are
the problem. It is. Iwill be taking a break from listening to
the show for a while, maybeforever, thank god, which also makes
me sad because I've listened for years. But it's the world we live in.
That's from Ashley we've lost Ashley.No, she could take it last

(01:00:29):
on Bristy. Yeah, she's notlistening, wind bag. I think she
has a problems. You think ifyou were a mother, you wouldn't be
saying that. I wouldn't know.You don't know how long and boring your

(01:00:49):
email? You don't understand, Andhere i'll you don't get it, I'll
give you. I'll give you onemore. I know you guys saw this
one on Twitter? Oh yeah,it's our Instagram. What do you show
on Instagram? Yeah? All right, so, uh it's on the Woody
Show. Tis from Illegal Wire transat Illegal Wire Transfer on Twitter? Okay,

(01:01:14):
who posted at the Woody Show You'rethe worst show on the radio.
And I made my Twitter originally becauseit was so bad that I need to
tell you that it sucks. Sohere I am again telling you that you're
terrible. Why oh you are terrible. My original Twitter handle was at one

(01:01:34):
oh four five Woody Show sucks orsomething. I forget, You're the worst.
Awesome. So we've lost illegal wireTransfer somebody. Yeah, I don't
know, you know seven by illegalto wire transpan and we can recommend some

(01:01:57):
worst radio shows out there. Youcan. It's called Jim Ron check it
out, getting good. Well,there's the one show a cross roads.
Everybody all right? Somebody texts over, I could see why Ashley is a
single. Oh damn, damn AshleyBurns show. We're going to break.

(01:02:19):
I'm surprised we haven't already gotten tocomplain about Raby not being a real feminist
and just sticking up for all womenblindly. Yeah, that's coming. That's
the next The Woody Show. Wouldlike to pass for a moment to address
an emergency diarrhea situation. We'll beback right after this show Insensitivity Training for

(01:02:40):
a politically Correct World The Woody Show. Greg is the most sensitive person on
this show. He always has thesereally weird thoughts and he obsesses about them,
like once something gets in his mind, like he will take the entire
weekend and just chew on it absolutely. And so he came to me today
he goes, I think it mighthave something. It's you're so stupid.

(01:03:04):
Yeah, that's exactly how Yeah,you're right, you're not wrong. This
is so stupid? What what isit? How does it start? Hey?
So, uh, yeah, I'mGregory. Hi, I'm Greg Gory.
No, actually goes yeah, butby the way, I hate it

(01:03:25):
when you call somebody. I thinkeverybody knows a person that does this,
when you call somebody and they answerthe phone with their name. Oh yeah,
I do that for calls. Hey, it's Raby. Yeah, I
know I called you. I calledyou and you saw that it was me
calling you. Or if they leaveyou a message, like our boss will
do that, He'll leave me avoicemail. Hey Kevin Legrette calling. Oh

(01:03:51):
really, I know your name.Your name shows up on the voicemail.
Yeah, even if you didn't sayyour name or I had the number,
I would know your voice. Yeah, I get it. Anyway, Greg
comes to me, he goes up, So I saw I have I have
something for feelings with Greg. Yeah, it's so stupid, but anyway,

(01:04:16):
just if you need it, Ishould have said anything. Now he's in
his head anything the first place tome, something he still regrets even mentioned
to me. So here we goin his time for another round of feelings
with Greg Gory. I feel likeI've been very stingy with my compliments towards

(01:04:40):
Woody. He's he's He's the firstone whenever people text and say, oh,
you guys are so fat and disgustingand then Woody always says, well,
Greg, you're lucky because I wouldYou said something recently, something like
I wish I had from the neckup. I wish I could be you
for a day or something, somethingreally really nice. And I thought,
and I thought, have I beentoo stingy with my compliments to Woodie?

(01:05:02):
Agreed? So then the other dayyou had to scratch your head or something.
You took your hat off and youscratched your head, and I realized
you got a hair cut, andI thought, see, I would give
up everything to have your hair.You have awesome hair, and that's what
I've been thinking. And you're sodown on yourself. So I want you
to at least be happy that youhave killor hair did Yes, you have.

(01:05:28):
You got to acknowledge your hair game. Your hair is so cool.
You can get it so it iscool. You can get your hair cut
super short, and it always lookseven when you take your hat off,
it looks perfect. If I weara hat and take my hat off,
it looks ridiculous. Damn. Sothank you, Greg, and have zero
stress in his life that he hastime to think about your hair exactly.

(01:05:53):
This adds to it. This ison top of all my daily stresses,
and now just three minutes ago,your impressions are so spot on, like
they're so funny, and when youdo my impression, I think, God,
do I sound like that? Andthen I laugh because I think because
you actually didn't think I do.I think I do start sentences with you
know, or when I start,you'll start saying something and you say so

(01:06:15):
I was thinking about this the otherI was thinking about this the other day.
So woody, I've been stinging youwith my compliments. You do great
impressions, and you have really coolhair. Apparently I have really great hair
that I've had to have the samehaircut my entire life, and you hide
it with your ball cap because ifit gets any longer than this, I

(01:06:38):
will have like full on ju fromjust getting haircuts more often and wear the
hat less often because you look coolwithout a hat. So I'm sorry.
I've been stinging you with my compliments, and your impressions are hilarious. It's
been feelings with Gregory. That's whatI've been thinking about. Yeah, givestids
you with the compliments side. Somebodyever wonder like what Greg's doing with his

(01:06:58):
time? Just no, he's usuallyupsetting about something really dumb. What you
guys just high five during the wholemoney They call it the Eiffel Tower.
And then eventually you push the girlout of the way and just started girl
doing between us. Yeah, canyou get out of here? Ye?
Leave? All right, Welcome backeverybody. So this is kind of like

(01:07:21):
a little refresher course for everyone aswe get into this new hour of insensitivity
training for a politically correct world.I'm Woody. That is there's great gory
is here? What is up?There's a sea bass? Sammy. Phones
are open at eight seven seven fortyfour wood That's eight seven seven forty four,

(01:07:42):
Woody. Or you can hit usup with a text, send that
over to two two nine eight sevennow, Greg and I probably Sammy if
I had to guess, Sammy,have you ever experimented with drugs? No?
Never. The hardest drug you've donewe weed? Yeah, Yeah,
that's the same for me. I'vedone let's see, I've had plenty of

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four times and I've vomited every time. And then ecstasy I've done three times
and once snorted it. Okay,So I guess Sammy and I are the
two lamest as far as like peoplewho haven't really done anything outside of weed,
and even that's a handful of times, and never got I wanted to,

(01:08:25):
like I wanted to like coffee,same thing, like I figured,
like, oh great, no hangover, that's you know. And the few
times I had it, like Iyou know, I slept great, you
know, things like that. Butyeah, I can't just can't do it.
I got a problem with if youwant to do it, well,
it's okay. I have not doneanything more than weed. Oh really,
I have not. Why did Ithink that you were like, oh,
I've had a ton of cocaine.Yeah, well yeah, it's not for

(01:08:51):
a lot of access unlimited, um, but yeah I haven't. I do
want to kind of try mushrooms,but I'm afraid ecstasy now because there's like
too much fan Alle stuff. Imean even before Fanale, when I was
in I was in high school,there were still people dropping dead, like
trying ecstasy for the first time.Yeah, so I never did it.

(01:09:14):
Yeah, the cocaine thing. Again. The reason I think I've never tried
any of this other stuff was becauseI had that one Christmas party company Christmas
party where it was a bowling party, and I had such a great time
that I joined a league. AndI'm very much in all or nothing like,
so I had such a great timejoin the league. So my uh
my comparison here is that I fearlike I'd probably love cocaine. Oh yeah,

(01:09:36):
so if I tried coke, Iwould love it, and then it'll
be a problem. Same Yeah,it's I wait, you lose and how
cool you'd look? Yeah, Ithink you know, all these hours wouldn't
be a problem anymore, just beup. In fact, that was what
they The content from Greg was wewere talking about some story and he's like,
I don't even know what an eightball is. Yeah, and that's
a thing like you hear this druglingo drugs. Oh my god, they

(01:09:59):
spent that much for or whatever adime bag, you know whatever, And
like, first of all, Idon't know what that is, and I
would have no idea. Like couldbe like sending Oprah Winfrey to the grocery
store and he said, Oprah,how much will you need to get a
gallon of milk, some eggs,and some bread And she'd be like,
I don't know, it's like fourthousand dollars, four thousands. She has
no frame of reference, so that'sthat's where this uh, this whole right

(01:10:21):
lesson from SeaBASS came and it's beenupdated. Yes, I've and so I've
I've done some work here because likeMena said, there's different trends, especially
fence in all these days is apparentlyin everything. But back to Greg's original
question, which we did dress before, but he forgot eight ball of cocaine
is the weight? That is theweight one eighth of an ounce, right,
But why did they go with eightball? Wause? Eight by two

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is one a half to about byfour is a fourth by eighth. That's
just a because that's three point fivegrams, which is a few quote servings
of servings. So it's just itwas an easy division. Oh yeah,
so an eighth is a half anda half and a half. There was
a question like, so how manyuh they call him rails right line?
How many rail eight? So theaverage I looked that up, the average

(01:11:04):
heavier, regular cocaine user will getand again you can text in your you
know, experiences will vary four tofive lines per grant, so four to
five times three and a half,so you're twelve to fifteen. That's a
you know for a lot of peoplethat's a full night in the next morning
or a little bit of a party. Jeez, you know you put some
of that on hookers. But youknow, has the price of drugs been

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affected by inflation? Right? Haveever inflation? I actually looked that up
and there are several articles about howso far street drugs are have been inflation
proof and they think there's a coupleof reasons for that. Number one,
well, also drug dealers are theycan adapt way more easily than your government
can. They have you know,they already have their supply chains, they

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know where it's coming from, sothey can adapt either but because the pots
he's been going up, you know, over over time. But also they
can cut, they can skim,they can step on it more because you're
you know, your your customer,or because see as they see on these
screen cut they don't want to paymore. Order already pay more for eggs,
So you'll cut it, you'll stepon it. Which comes to the
next major trend that menace into thatis fentyylentyl. Scary man about it because

(01:12:12):
it's a thousand times more strong thanmorphine and heroin and stuff, and it's
more expensive. But when you cutit the price drops below all that stuff.
So that's what a lot of drugdealers are doing. And especially the
ones who are not savvy. They'llsit there in their kitchen and they think
that, I, oh, hereyou go, they're not chemists, right,
exactly right. And my question forpeople is like when I see even
people smoking, now, I go, why are you smoking everything that we

(01:12:35):
know? People go, well,why are you eating fast food or you
know whatever? I understand very uh, you know, it's it's it's hypocritical.
I do understand that. But whatwe know about fentyl and how deadly
it is such small amounts, andyou look at the people who are,
like he said, cooking the stuffup or you know, cutting these drugs
or whatever, like, why wouldyou knowingly ever mess? Well, here's

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the thing with fentyl that raises anothersecond question. A lot of people don't
know that they're doing it because it'llget There's two main sort of ways this
goes. Number one, let's sayyou're your drug dealers. He's cutting up
his heroin and his other stuff,and he's got some fentinel on the scale.
It takes so little of that sothat when he goes to cut up
your cocaine that fentanyls it because alot of like mac Miller, a bunch

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of other people have died doing cocaineand they didn't know there was They were
unaware that they had fentinyl in there, and it just takes the tiniest little
millions of a grand to kill you. Because let me asks, are people
seeking it out? Like are therepeople who are like, yes, I'm
going to do fentyl? Yes,Now, those are hardcore street addicts typically,
Like if you're smoking a fentanyl mixture, you are You're you're not doing

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well. So are the people whoare cutting it up and putting it into
the cocaine wearing hazmat suits? No? Why are they not dropping? Walter
White differing because I've heard that thatwhole fentanyl inhalation thing is overblown, like
if you touch it, you die, right, Yeah, you have.
We have reports, you know,a monthly basically if so and so was

(01:14:02):
just exposed and they passed out.Right, there was that thing going around
where hey, don't pick up adollar bill if you see it in the
parking line. But I've read multiplereports from like medical professionals say, that's
just not how fentini works. Sothey're kind of confused with these cases.
It's still yeah, kids, trysome guy gets busted with like five thousand
pills. Like now, the otherway, people may intentionally be doing fentinal

(01:14:26):
as they might be doing a speedball, which is what killed if you remember
back in whatever it was the earlynineties late eighties that River Phoenix died of
what is that? That is cocaineand heroin tarically an upper and a downer,
And they say that it's it's becausemight think, well, that doesn't
make any sense. I want toeither be up and right right, I
want to be sleepy. And theysay, if you're into it again,
don't try this at home, kids, because it kills people. Uh is

(01:14:47):
that this is just for our owncuriosity, Like because again you hear this
lingo and you know, like,what the hell is that? So one
of that means people who do speedballssay that that you get the first initial
intensity of the cocaine followed by therelaxation of the heroine or fentanyl in this
whatever your opioid is, And theysay it's more powerful than both. Again,

(01:15:08):
it's terrible for you because one thing'scracking your heart right through the room
and the other things like stopping yourbreathing. Yeahang, so bad for you
don't do that? Yeah? Whyso why would you knowingly, I don't
know, why would you knowingly putthe stuff in your body? Like they
always said that the just say nocampaign didn't work, and it certainly worked
on me because I was under theimpression. I was under the impression that

(01:15:29):
man, if you did this stufflike you would die. Like you know
how Menace was todd by his mom, like if you have sex with the
woman protection or not she was gettingpregnant. There was a one chance like
so that in my mind that wasalso very uh, very powerful, you
know, like going to jail.Why risk? Why risk that? That's

(01:15:51):
the thing too. So I knowsome there was a case or a bunch
of La comedians had one died,the other one almost died, and they
were just doing cocaine at a party, just hanging out. Remember I was
at the gathering of the Juggalos lastsummer where I talked to that woman who
bought some cocaine from some dude.The next thing she knows, it's the
next morning. Is the other guyslike down her pants? Yeah? And
she was like and she if yourecall what she said to me was he

(01:16:11):
must have spiked it with Fendel.He probably didn't know. He probably bought
it that way or was mixing otherstuff. And but why why take the
chance? Right? Yeah, AndI understand addiction, that people will become
addicted to something, but it startssomewhere. It starts where it starts person
at the festival. Yeah, you'reat the festival. You're at the party,
like you're making the conscious decision,build and do that. So like
you know, don't do that.I know if you do something, we

(01:16:33):
is good. And like Matt Menasaid, great, especially with the raves
and other festivals and molly, ecstasyMDMA many popular and all those all those
three, those three terms m DAMA, molly, and ecstasy, they are
all the same thing. Typically theMDMA is the actual pure or compound Molly
is very close to that and can'ttrust any sources exactly. Ecstasy is the

(01:16:55):
kind of more stepped on version.And what it does is it's kind of
a hallucinogen. But it also getit. You're real hot, so you
can die number one from a heatstroke. But the other white people have
died from doing excess or maali is. They get super hot, they get
super sweaty, they get dehydrate,they drink too much water and then die
of hypo remia whatever. That's right, Which weird the way I learned that

(01:17:15):
you can actually have too much water. It was from that stupid radio contest
a number of years ago. Um, it was everybody in the industry knows
about it. But uh, youknow, they were doing a drink drink
It was a wee for a weekcontact. Yeah, so they were having
everybody drink a ton of water andhold like, don't go. The last
person to hold out and not gopee was going to win this week.

(01:17:36):
And this woman died, mother oftwo little kids. Yeah, I mean,
everybody was so fired. The stationend up going away. And finally,
do you guys want to learn aboutiowasca? It's that's so true.
Oh yeah, but that's a richpeople thing. Well it is, but
it's it's become so popular that theprice is down here to the where the
plebs can use it. So obviouslyAaron Rodger the years and what is it?

(01:17:58):
Ayawaska is too things. They're bothplants that are typically found in Central
South America kind of as sort ofyeah, it's essentially it's a hallucinogen.
It makes you cry and see things, bar of poop yourself. And then
they have a secondary earth so thisbrood herbs and a taste and look awful.
And the second or herb they putin there is actually an m Aoi
inhibitor right no works probably which actuallykeeps the the the Essentially it's LSD.

(01:18:26):
I mean, you know it's apellucinogen, keeps that in your system longer.
But it's very spiritual and blah blahblah blah blah. And you can
buy retreats now, which sound likethe worst time in the world because they
have to, like because they don'twant to see them all too. They
don't want to say, oh,you're just getting high. Yeah, like
here's yours shaman. Who's gonna guy? So you show up on the No,
you can't because they make you buythe whole live nights. You'll show

(01:18:49):
up and you'll have yoga and thenyou'll sit down and set your intentions for
your journey the next day after.I saw Chelsea Handler do this on her
show and it did look interesting,But what is disgusting about it is the
room you do it and they putdown like these plastic y type mattress things

(01:19:10):
buckets everywhere because people are puking especially. It sounds like fun, right,
And the first time she did it, it didn't affect her, so she
went and did it the next nightand it finally did. People are crying.
It's so weird. Yeah, itsounds great. Text over to two
two ninety seven, y'all squares yep, yeah, yet we should be embarrassed.

(01:19:30):
Yeah, you do cocaine? Whata nerd? Yeah? Yep,
sure am yeah, Jesus world.Well, I do have a quiz.
It's called what drug were they on? Okay, and so we have some
knowledge. Yeah, these are theseare people who are explaining what was happening

(01:19:51):
right to them and what they wereeither witnessing or experiencing or doing. And
then I'm gonna give you three optionsand you have to try to guess what
drug they were on? Okay,all right, and then we'll do that
coming up after the break. Eightseven seven forty four woody a's eight seven
seven forty four wood You can editsomebody the texts over to two two ninety

(01:20:12):
seven. We'll be right back forme. Very quiet, don't say anything.
We'll be back soon. I'll takea hammer and you know how you
flip it up in the air,so it does a bull flip and then
you catch it. Yeah, butI'll do that like like what key sycho,
Dude, it's a pretty incredible mission. Wow. Yeah, confession,

(01:20:39):
I worry myself so weird, soweird? All right, So it's time
to play. What drug are theyon? Or were they on? All
right? So, uh, thisis a quote from somebody. This is
telling them, telling their experience whatwas going on. I'm gonna give you
three options. You gotta try totell me or try to guess out of
those three what drug were they on? Okay? I was consumed by hunger

(01:21:01):
that was twenty times stronger than anyof my previous hungers. I had a
fruit by the foot and a squareof chocolate and ate them so fast.
I'd just stopped myself in the middleso I wouldn't get food crumbs all over?
Was that PCP? Marijuana or meth? Gee? I wonder you're going

(01:21:21):
pot? The pot? Everybody sayspot. I'm starting off nice and easy.
That is marijuana. But see,now, you know, all right,
I started to really freak out afterI began hallucinating. The walls of
my room moved like jello. Iremember the door was shrinking and growing at
random. Everything in my room lookedlike it had light trails surrounding it.

(01:21:44):
Was this from riddling, cocaine ornitrous? Nitrous? I guess the answer
is riddling really suckers? Yeah,how well, I'm not expert like raves,
And what is Riddlin's supposed to befor? Isn't that like um av?

(01:22:08):
Yeah, math's dirty cousin to kids. But I didn't think it would
make you hallucinating like that. Whatdrug were they on? I began to
feel as this shadow was going intomy eye from a dark spot. It
felt wet. It was like thehottest thing I've ever felt. It was
one of the most uncomfortable experiences inmy life. Fun was that cocaine,

(01:22:30):
bath salts or huffing buttane? Whatdrug were they bath salts? I began
to feel as if the shadow wasgoing into my eye from a dark spot.
It felt wet. It was likethe hottest thing I've ever felt.
It was one of the most uncomfortableexperiences of my life. I'm gonna say
huffing, I'm gonna say huffing aswell, because I think if it was
bath salts, they wouldn't even havethat recollection. Okay, I think bath

(01:22:53):
salts, bath salts see baths toughbecause baths salts is a wild card huffing.
But chain wow is the drug theywere on. That's fun. Let's
try it. Yeah, let's let'sgo by burning. Here we go.
We began watching some Disney cartoon Plutowas being judged and tormented by a small

(01:23:15):
army of cats moving in a clockworkstep and sentenced him to hell. We
were very amused in the fact thatall of the Disney people really know a
lot about hell. Was that ketamy, nitrous or LSD that they were on.
I'm saying they tried LSD, Yeah, LSD, LSD LSD D.

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All right, Greg Gory, let'ssweep it. Well the answer is nitros?
Really? Yeah? Yeah, yell, I'll give you a I'll give
you one more. A buffalo wasliterally touching my skin though I felt nothing,
it slowly moved through my body.Was this alcohol, cocaine or pod?

(01:24:00):
Sounds like p to the od payoti? Yeah, beauty, Yeah,
what's the proper pot? Like?Paid a payote? All right? Is
everyone Uh no, what is that? What is that from a cactus or
something? Or yeah, another lucinogen, yeah, like just a plant based
lucinogen. People trip balls on that. Yeah. Uh that was from payote

(01:24:26):
ye and that's hello walked through me? Yeah, and that is what drug?
Are they on? Payote trips?That was like me seventies and eighties.
Yea idea, I got to thedesert pretended spiritual. Here's another question.
I've never known what the hell thisis? What are queyludes? Because
that was something that like people tosay all the time, but what are

(01:24:50):
the eighties? If you watch WorldWolf of Wall Street all the time,
quay loan is a hypno ac sedative. And as they said, so it
starts like the famous scene in Wolfof Walls, like from a prescription drugs
synthetic. Yeah. They stopped makingit, I believe in like the late
eighties because it was too cool.Yeah, it was too great. So

(01:25:13):
it's like people taking adderall or whateverof the time. But it wasn't like
a relax er. Yeah right.And the idea is at least according to
Jonah Hill, and it was ifyou if you can get past falling asleep,
then you get kind of loopy andtrippy and okay, drunk feeling.
Huh. But it was a prescriptiondrug that people would use recreationally back in

(01:25:34):
the day. Yeah, okay,it was legal. It was legal in
the seventies and then the early eightiesthey said no more, too much,
never mind, man, Like youknow, I just hear like I remember
as a kid, like people talkabout drugs, you know, quay ludes,
right, it was always that.Yeah. And if you're in a
bad man, what the hell thatwas eight seven seven forty four Woody if

(01:25:59):
calling in to say text over totwo two nine eight seven time says I
take riddlin. That's not true atall. Maybe you just haven't take it
enough. Yeah, if you takeenough of anything, it'll mess you up.
You had the whole bottle. Yeah, and we're not suggesting that.
By the way, it didn't soundfun. No, yeah, not at
all. If you want to sendthat text over to two to ninety seven,
you can do that, will beright back. Name any two stars

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at the movie Oceans eight. Thisis the way show crapow. Just to
wrap up the drunk thing I wasasking right before I went to break quailuds
is something I always heard about ithad no idea what the hella was,
and somebody texted over, quiluds arewhat you know people were talking about when

(01:26:42):
they say take a chill pill.Yeah, because that's an old timy yeah
right. It used to get himthe housewives to calm their hysteria. So
I said, also on the text, I took half of a lewd at
my paralegal school graduation party in nineteeneighty eight. Sweet, I ended up
making out with a guy who hada ball haircut. Hashtag bad choicest or

(01:27:05):
Now this isn't um, this isn'tanything illegal. But you know these prescription
drug ads that you see on TV. Sure, there was a study that
found that most of those most ofthose prescription drugs that you see advertised on
TV aren't very good. Most areconsidered low benefit, and less than a
third are the first thing a doctorwould prescribe. But yeah, so these

(01:27:28):
the ones that are most advertised usuallysuck. Really, that's why they got
a market. Maybe that's why theygot a market. I don't know,
but wanted to ask your doctor aboutit, because the doctor is not just
prescribing it exactly. So I guessyou got to ask your doctor which I
guess when you're looking at it thatway makes sense. But then when I
asked my doctor, who knows ifthat doctor got flown away to Hawaii but

(01:27:48):
wouldn't here or she I'm sorry,prescribed it. I do see ads all
the time for my stating that I'mon cresttoor Yeah. One in seven people
said they talked to their doctor aresult as seeing a drug advertisement, but
more than half of those people woundup with a prescription for the medication.
Yeah you know, but um,I said to you this article, it's

(01:28:10):
pretty new news. But the Amazonthing, they're gonna have like a five
dollar prescription where it's unlimited for Ithink about eighty different drugs, kind of
like the Mark Cuban thing have beenunlimited. So five bucks and then get
you what if you have a primeas limited pills something like unlimited pills as
many as prescribed as long as theyfall under your prescription, not just I

(01:28:34):
went through this whole runaround because Itake that Selexo just like an anti depressant.
I took it for anxiety and it'slike a generic of selex so that
I get. And it was thisbig runaround at the pharmacy. When it
came to a renewal our rum sarrefill right, and it was like,
well, we got to put yourprescription information in there, your benefit.

(01:28:55):
I'm like, it's not changed,it's all the same. And so we
went to this whole thing for somereason, it's just not going through.
Let me call. I'm like,all right, and I had no again,
I had no idea, right,and then finally they go, wow,
we can't. I mean, um, I mean, if you just
want to pay for it now,we can give the receipt then you can
submit that. I'm like, youknow whatever. I'm sure that they rang
it up without the insurance. Itwas four dollars and eighty cents. Like

(01:29:19):
I said, you could have toldme it was lost some five bucks before
I went through this whole charade.Think it's gonna be a thousand dollars.
It's under five dollars. Because they'reso used to dealing with these cheap skates,
they'll have everything, which I mean, I appreciate it whatever, but
like, yeah, just present mewith that option ahead of time. Yeah,

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I would have saved everybody the aggravationwith that. Yeah, it would
have been cool. Would have beenout of here five bucks, less than
five dollars. Another cool thing aboutthis Amazon thing apparently they have uh generic
viagra as part of it. Yeah, now, is this the same as
what Mark Cuban's doing. It soundsvery similar cost plus drugs that his country
country, his company is just theAmazon version of that. Yeah, something

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similar to it. But you hadme at unlimited pills, you know,
I just want to get yeah,for five dollars, pills for for life.
Huh for life? Pretty cool?That's funny. Yeah. Um.
And then here one last thing beforewe go to break great news for everybody.

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And I say that sarcastically. There'sa drug resistant strain of goneria found
in the US. Two cases foundin Massachusetts. Both patients were treated for
but this specific strain of gnaria isshowing mega resistance to nearly all drugs.
Yeah, and there was no evidence, by the way of any kind of
connection between the two patients who gotit. According to the CDC, gonaria

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is the second most commonly sexually transmitteddisease in the country, behind the clemids.
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mids be on the lookout for that. Check it smell yeah strong Marwood he
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